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This State Would NOT Survive A Zombie Apocalypse · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: One to six point seven LIGHTFM, coubby Christine, producer Christian.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get you through this Monday morning. It is seven
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  Speaker 1: oh nine chili start, forty four degrees here midtown Manhattan,
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  Speaker 1: mid thirties and some of the suburbs. We're heading to
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  Speaker 1: a high of fifty seven degrees. Should be a beautiful day.
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  Speaker 1: No zombie apocalypse.
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  Speaker 2: Let's hope not right, because we're not in good shape
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  Speaker 2: guys for a zombie apocalypse, because you know it could happen.
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  Speaker 1: They've done a big study, haven't they.
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  Speaker 2: There's a big study, is but a gambling site. A
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  Speaker 2: gambling site Canada Casino said they have scientifically evaluated each
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  Speaker 2: state and our levels of zombie preparedness and the state
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  Speaker 2: that you have the least chance the least chance of
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  Speaker 2: surviving a zombie apocalypse New Jersey. Oh wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody in this room lives in New Jersey.
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  Speaker 2: So bye. It was nice knowing you. We're done, Love you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be prepared, by the way for a zombie Well.
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  Speaker 2: They're saying that New Jersey because we're the state is
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  Speaker 2: so dense. How do you get away from from them?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, watch The Walking Dead, right, you.
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  Speaker 1: Can't even get away from each other.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you'll notice some aggression on the roadways. So
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  Speaker 2: New Jerseys, we're just not in good shape here. New Jersey, Connecticut,
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  Speaker 2: New York. We're all in the top five of not
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  Speaker 2: surviving this zombie apocalypse.
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  Speaker 1: I love how Canada did this whole thing. What are
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  Speaker 1: we going to put our own out? Let's do a
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  Speaker 1: Canadian city? Is that will last a zombie?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we have to head north.
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  Speaker 1: I was just going to say that, maybe that's where
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  Speaker 1: we should go camp out right, this goes down, Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, let us in. Alaska's number one for your best
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  Speaker 2: chance of.
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  Speaker 1: Survival because there's more room to spread out.
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  Speaker 2: You can spread out zombies maybe not so crazy about
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  Speaker 2: the cold. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. But also Hawaii.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so maybe zombies don't like heat either. But those
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  Speaker 2: states are in the top ten. Alaska, Main South Dakota, Montana,
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  Speaker 2: North Dakota. Where there's room, where there's space, all right,
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  Speaker 2: less people. But as of our area though, we are
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  Speaker 2: schooling New York, New Jersey, Connecticut.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, Happy Halloween. It is Halloween week. Give us
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  Speaker 2: This morning, more music and more Cobby and Christine coming
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