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Sorry | Son of a Boy Dad #187 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 7: Out from h Q three. Hey, what's going on there?
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  Speaker 3: Pal?
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  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game?
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  Speaker 3: Ark?
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  Speaker 7: I know you guys.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 7: I get a drink named after me, A big deal
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  Speaker 7: Pink Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: See it fellas, I invented the thing.
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  Speaker 7: You pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments. But do we
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  Speaker 7: really no, not at all. I do you apologize?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I carry other fans.
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  Speaker 3: I feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: You have an open disdain.
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  Speaker 7: Have some fucking balls.
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  Speaker 1: No, you have an open hatred for everybody that likes you.
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  Speaker 7: No, it is crazy how many people notice. I always
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  Speaker 7: assume no one listened, and then we don't put it
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  Speaker 7: out and people DM and they're like, where the fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Is the episode, Prez, where's the episode?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Like to tag Dave.
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  Speaker 1: Snitch tagging Dave is crazy, Like Dave's gonna care. He
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  Speaker 1: definitely would care.
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  Speaker 3: That is something he would care about.
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  Speaker 7: You guys don't know Dave. Like I know Dave.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know Dave.
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  Speaker 7: Dave wouldn't recognize you ought to have a police lineup.
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  Speaker 7: Dave wouldn't recognize you would have a police lineup.
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  Speaker 3: Friend.
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  Speaker 1: That was incredible, sh I know. I'm also I apologize
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  Speaker 1: for the shorts some I'm absolutely soaked.
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  Speaker 7: I know she got like a blanket for you or something.
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  Speaker 7: And one wants to look at those fucking legs.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about, Brock.
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  Speaker 7: Are you nervous for short season?
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  Speaker 3: I am.
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  Speaker 7: I had to wear short sleeves today in the ts
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  Speaker 7: A line, and I was not happy about it. They
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  Speaker 7: made me take off my sweatshirt and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: I gotta lose a lot of weight.
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  Speaker 1: You should have just had the underneath just sucking in.
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  Speaker 1: I'm honestly more concerned about my ankles out with these short.
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  Speaker 7: Why did you shave your ankles?
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  Speaker 1: I mean in the winter time when I wear fucking
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  Speaker 1: high socks, working socks.
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  Speaker 7: Look at my ankles, Harry is frit dude due added down?
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  Speaker 3: Gross?
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  Speaker 1: Oo, bro that's fucking disgusting. I know you freak Francis.
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  Speaker 1: I've missed you, brother, Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen you guys. Yeah, I miss you. What
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  Speaker 3: you do not much? Not much golf? Yeah. We were
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  Speaker 3: out in Florida for play a couple of strokes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we played. We played some golf every day. How was
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  Speaker 3: it great? Horses, Yes, it was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Who of that crew is most likely to die of
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  Speaker 1: a stroke?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Probably Trent, I guess stroke. That's a good question.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's either Trent or or Rigs.
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  Speaker 1: Riggs for stroke is from intensity, it would be Krent
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  Speaker 1: is heart disease. We've seen those desserts.
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  Speaker 3: That I was in a cart with Riggs and we
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  Speaker 3: take a long time to play because they have to
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  Speaker 3: set up a camera guy behind every golfer before every shot.
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  Speaker 3: And this is a very highly trafficked golf destination place
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  Speaker 3: that costs a lot of money for people to play.
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  Speaker 1: Stream song, stream song, beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, amazing, Central Florida. It's a place you go on
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  Speaker 3: a bachelor party, boys trip, but you've been planning it
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  Speaker 3: for six months to a year. And we were teeing
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  Speaker 3: off and they were meant to hold a number of
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  Speaker 3: tea times behind us because they knew we would be
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  Speaker 3: slow so that the next group playing wouldn't get wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: get on her ass. But I don't think they did that.
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  Speaker 3: And I was really really self conscious of how slowly
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  Speaker 3: we were playing and the fact that the group behind
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  Speaker 3: us had caught up and was waiting on every hole.
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  Speaker 7: You did you guys, let him play through, or now.
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  Speaker 3: If we let them play through, the next group the
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  Speaker 3: course caught us.
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  Speaker 7: It's a very vicious cycle. There was nothing we could
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  Speaker 7: do of playing through.
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  Speaker 3: And then Riggs was not not playing very well, and
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  Speaker 3: I was complaining about how slowly we were playing. We
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  Speaker 3: were in a cart together and I felt like I
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  Speaker 3: was poking the bear a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: He was getting furious.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he's putting his in his bag behind behind the
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  Speaker 3: cart and he's talking to himself and he's like, me,
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  Speaker 3: never hit the ball. Of course, of course I would
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  Speaker 3: play the worst golf of my fucking life. I can't
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  Speaker 3: even hit it off the map.
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  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be healthy.
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  Speaker 3: To talk to her, of course, he's like, of course,
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  Speaker 3: I will play the worst round of my entire life.
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  Speaker 1: French, here, good Harvard man with me.
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  Speaker 3: You got two drones in the air and I can't
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  Speaker 3: the map. And I just hear him like grumbling, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, now.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of transfusions.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well then that's what I did. I said let's
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  Speaker 3: have a beer, and that it settled everyone down. We
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  Speaker 3: all started playing a little better, so it ended up
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  Speaker 3: being fun. Now they were great though. I love going
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  Speaker 3: with those guys. I have such a good time.
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  Speaker 7: I bet beer really helps with the with golf, without
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  Speaker 7: a doubt. Yeah, I never even considered that really well,
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  Speaker 7: once you're sober for as long as I've been, you
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  Speaker 7: kind of just.
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  Speaker 1: Said two weeks and you forget about beer completely.
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  Speaker 3: I'm at a point where I would say that the
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  Speaker 3: places in life where I feel the absence of beer
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  Speaker 3: most are golf course, even ahead of bar.
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  Speaker 1: Really you need a nice beer, not need, but you
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  Speaker 1: really enjoy a nice beer.
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  Speaker 3: It's just completely I'm a I'm a pretty I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: manic golfer. I have a lot of voices in my
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  Speaker 3: head and telling me mental pre shot routine and going
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  Speaker 3: through mechanics and what I'm doing wrong. And the only
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  Speaker 3: way for me to quiet those barking dogs is have
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  Speaker 3: a cocktail or a beer.
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  Speaker 1: Do you believe the people who say that, like like
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  Speaker 1: thirty percent of the population doesn't have an inner monologue?
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  Speaker 1: And if so, wouldn't those be the best golfers in
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  Speaker 1: the world.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, I don't. I just don't think those people recognize
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  Speaker 7: what they what they're they're talking about?
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  Speaker 3: What are they doing?
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  Speaker 2: Ye?
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  Speaker 3: What those people?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, when they're not talking to someone and there's just nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't believe it's just nothing. I just don't
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  Speaker 1: think they recognize what it is.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the last time it was quiet.
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  Speaker 7: No, while I'm talking right now, I'm still having thoughts
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  Speaker 7: about what I'm doing after that.
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  Speaker 1: You're thinking, like these people are just claiming that they
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  Speaker 1: don't think shut the fuck up yet, Yes you do.
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  Speaker 7: That would be a nice that's called a lobotomy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happened to Kennedy's sister.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, still waters up there? Can you imagine?
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  Speaker 1: But even I don't even think it's still waters. I
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  Speaker 1: think that there it's a drought.
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  Speaker 7: There's no water.
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  Speaker 1: It's just fucking empty up there is. So they claim that.
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  Speaker 7: I just don't believe, like when you're a child and
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  Speaker 7: they've never I don't know where I was going with that.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I forgot what I was gonna say, to be honest.
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  Speaker 1: And I never wanted to suck their teachers. Dick, what
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  Speaker 1: did you stop yourself from saying?
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  Speaker 3: There?
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  Speaker 7: No, I didn't sell myself from saying. I was gonna
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  Speaker 7: say something about like well when before you can speak?
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  Speaker 7: But then I was like, I don't know if I
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  Speaker 7: had an air moologue when I was six months old.
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  Speaker 1: So I mean I think that everybody has every being
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  Speaker 1: has thoughts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's that great scene from Seinfeld when Elaine and
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  Speaker 3: the guy, the car salesman, the tall guy is really
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  Speaker 3: funny does a bunch of cameo episodes are on the
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  Speaker 3: plane together and they've just made up after fighting in
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  Speaker 3: their relationship. The face painter, he gets his face painted
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  Speaker 3: for the new Jersey Devil Scamp. That guy.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: And they make up and she starts reading or something
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  Speaker 3: on the plane and he just sits there, oh yeah, ahead,
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  Speaker 3: just looking at the headrest in front of him, and
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  Speaker 3: she's like, are you gonna are you gonna do anything?
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  Speaker 3: He's like, no, I'm good. Yeah, And he's just sitting
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  Speaker 3: there and there's no thoughts in his head and he's
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  Speaker 3: just looking at it, and she can't handle it.
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  Speaker 7: I've got a couple of friends like that, though. I
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  Speaker 7: got a friends who like they wake up happy every day.
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  Speaker 7: Well that's different, Like they wake up every day and
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  Speaker 7: they're like another day, just like smiling.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I know you're depressed, because you associate thinking
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  Speaker 1: with depressive thought no more just racing thoughts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, racing thoughts. But but they you can be happy
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  Speaker 3: and still have an inner monologue. Who are by the way,
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  Speaker 3: what's their secret. What have they said? Who are these people?
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  Speaker 1: Peters?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I knew it.
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  Speaker 3: Peters is pretty happy.
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  Speaker 7: He wakes up every every day. Is just well. Time
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  Speaker 7: to exist again.
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  Speaker 3: Now now hold on, is it? Is it that or
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  Speaker 3: is it I am grateful to be alive again today,
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  Speaker 3: and boy, what an opportunity this is to seize the day.
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  Speaker 7: It's just someone you know, it's someone you've just never seen,
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  Speaker 7: like like sad like they're just always neutral. It's like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: we could do that. Hey, we're gonna go to uh
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  Speaker 7: Italy tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like if I were that way, I would
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  Speaker 3: be the president of the United States.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe. I mean, that's pretty much Joe Biden definitely does
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  Speaker 7: not have an inner monologue.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying I wouldn't. To never rub anyone the wrong
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  Speaker 3: way is makes you beloved, Yeah, it's true, but you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't intend to rub anyone the wrong way. All of
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  Speaker 1: your wrong rubbings come from the desire to do good
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  Speaker 1: and be fun and whimsical.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but at some point you have to just say
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  Speaker 3: it is my fault if you rub enough people the
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  Speaker 3: wrong way. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't have ill intent. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you go through being like fuck that guy.
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  Speaker 3: But you don't have enough time in the world to
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  Speaker 3: clarify to all those you've wronged that your heart was
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  Speaker 3: in the right place. That's true to still run for president.
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  Speaker 1: Peter for press or perhaps Peter's Elis ticket. Could you
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  Speaker 1: be vice.
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  Speaker 3: Ellis Peters, but I'll be vice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your name will go for it.
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  Speaker 3: Peers Ellis doesn't sound right?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I was looking at the other day?
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  Speaker 3: The order of adjectives. Do you know about that? Think
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  Speaker 3: about think about it. If you're describing a house, a
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  Speaker 3: tall fancy house, Yeah, the tall fancy blue house, all
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  Speaker 3: of those are different adjectives tall fancy blue. You wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: say the blue tall fancy house.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Now, there is a rule for how you order your adjectives.
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  Speaker 3: But it's the one weird thing that nobody has ever
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  Speaker 3: learned because we don't need to. Somehow we all get
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  Speaker 3: it right.
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  Speaker 1: What are what it was? The rule?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Can you look that up?
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  Speaker 1: Tyler?
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  Speaker 3: There's a rule.
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  Speaker 1: Weirdly enough, I've never heard sas use an adjective. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't describe things.
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  Speaker 7: I don't agree with that.
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  Speaker 1: See did you hear that? I strongly disagree or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. I don't agree with that. He just has
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  Speaker 1: like a flat intonation of no adjectives.
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  Speaker 7: Because I'm confident enough to not have to use adjectives,
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  Speaker 7: no adjectives in that sense, it is a confidence.
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  Speaker 1: Confident I guess, yeah, that's an adjective.
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  Speaker 3: I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Debunked.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to just tell us? Can you just
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  Speaker 3: tell us? I don't know, you just tell us from
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  Speaker 3: over there? Quantity, quality, size, age, shaped.
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  Speaker 1: Color, then proper adjective.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so let's say this, the three beautiful seven inch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yes, yeah yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Age? Uh was it age? The three beautiful seven inch black?
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  Speaker 1: No age, age, age, the three of age.
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  Speaker 3: Beautiful seven inch, thirty eight.
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  Speaker 1: Year old, shape, straight color, black, proper adjective, nationality.
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  Speaker 3: American Nigerian penises.
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  Speaker 1: And then purpose or qualifier.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that I can get it. That's just
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  Speaker 3: too many. But I think that was beautiful by the
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  Speaker 3: hungry young woman Charlett.
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  Speaker 1: I'm picturing her with them like her arms like this,
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  Speaker 1: holding them aloft, like a fucking bushel of like she's
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  Speaker 1: collecting tennis balls, or like she is a fucking an
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  Speaker 1: array of penises. I didn't realize that there was When
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  Speaker 1: did you learn that when you were teaching Dana.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, I was looking at grammar rules and I
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  Speaker 3: remembered hearing about that once, but no one ever taught it.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like our ear puts them in the right order.
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  Speaker 3: It's not something dumb people get wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So Dana knows how to do what you're saying, everyone
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  Speaker 1: gets it. Is Dana a sneaky artist.
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  Speaker 3: I was asking him about that the basketball teams are
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  Speaker 3: the players. Yeah, that was crazy, that's crazy. That's so impressive.
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  Speaker 3: Four hundred and fifty six players named every single actors player.
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  Speaker 1: And he said the names of like the hard to
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  Speaker 1: say one correctly.
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  Speaker 3: I think he had done the quiz a few times.
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  Speaker 3: And he does watch highlights of every single game every
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  Speaker 3: single day.
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  Speaker 7: Some of the guys don't even have Remember when Marty.
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  Speaker 7: Remember when Marty said the all of the Monopoly squares.
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  Speaker 3: That's my heart. It's like forty squares or something.
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  Speaker 7: It's still pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 3: Six is in order of magnitude.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, but do you know, like I mean, it's
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: just they they both just know weird shit. And if
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: you went out, you would not assume that Marty could
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: just list off every Monopoly square that is.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Something I would assume probably I could get now every square. Yeah,
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: you know who I've been big on.
• 17:08
  Speaker 7: Have you guys seen this guy on Instagram? This Gavin uh,
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: Gavin Wheeland.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Who is he?
• 17:14
  Speaker 7: No?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: He's not the idiot from Boston, is he?
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: No?
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: He's this kid that does these like, uh, these videos
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: where he like says like a rap he like, but
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: he does a bar in the beginning, and then he
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: just says something about his day and then he goes
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: Alexa play blah blah blah. Yeah, do you see Do
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: you know this kid? He's so funny.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: This one not.
• 17:35
  Speaker 10: Protected just red dot smoke. My phone blown up. Not
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: even a water box can protect it. This red dog
• 17:40
  Speaker 10: took weight off acutane ozempic. Guys, just got finished at church.
• 17:45
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna go get some bubble tea and then I'm
• 17:47
  Speaker 10: thinking ranked Okay, Google play Galore by oak Clue.
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: That's just every single video, it's just a different It's
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: just a different ball. He was joking, Right, Yeah, Tyler,
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: you've seen that. It's so I've watched every single one
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: of them. They're hilarious.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: That is beautiful. Send me that guy. I will collect them.
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: I gotta get a new guy in my life. But
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: I know, I feel like I've been going through some
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: phases of different guys, and he's the one that I'm
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: on right now. I've been I've been big on that
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: that dude that makes the videos where he has the
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: pizza shop. You know what I'm talking about.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: You got new guys.
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: He's got the towel and he's pretending to do the dough.
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: What's his name?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, that guy's hilarious.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Oh that guy's been around.
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, but I always kind of just would
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: swipe and ignore him. And then I started watching him
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: this weekend and I was howling laughing. The baseball ones.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Are hilarious too, funny guy.
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, did you guys bring any guys this week or No?
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't know.
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: I'm kind of just the only one listening off guys right.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: We're collecting guys. And that was even the thing you
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: could have shared with us beforehand, be like, hey, we're
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: going to talk about these guys.
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: I've just been traveling a lot, and I've been like,
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: really big on my guys.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's impossible to share ship when you're traveling, That's true.
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: I'm not a big sharing guy. I know I wish
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: you were, especially because Alec when my guys stayed low key.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: And that.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: First off, that the second guy you mentioned has like
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: seven hundred thousand followers.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: He's got well over a million.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're trying to actually acting like you're going to
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: gate keep his ass.
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: Well, I gave you guys Gavin first, and then you
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: gave me nothing back. Give me something.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I mean that I'm tired. I'm already tired of that
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: guy who's like, I think God, it's the second guy.
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: Oh really, I think he follows all of us, so
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: I'm tired of him. I hope he knows that that's
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: one of Mook's buddies.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Some of them are really good, hilarious. Yeah, the one
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: where he goes the way that guys say thank you
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: to do each other.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, Sam Rayburn, No, I fuck with that guy. I'm
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: talking about the Boston That dude's hilarious.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: Guy from Philly.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's hilarious. I'm not talking I'm talking about the
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: finance guy from Boston.
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: Oh, I don't know who that fucking face.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, they face. I'm tired of that guy.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I've never got into that guy. I don't
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: know I'm so obsessed with him.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: I don't really get any of this.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's his name, Davis Clark.
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: Davis Clark.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: That guy is the face of an entire industry. Yes
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: he is, so, I don't know.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: He's a sweater best came to life.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: He has be rabbited the hardest of anyone ever. He said,
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: I am what you say I am, and I'm going
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: to live it and harness it and grow from it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: But now he's doing collabs. I even saw like Mouke
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: posting a collab with Tony Who's that.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: You gotta get up to.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Up today?
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: These aren't everyone knows not noteworthy guys.
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: I used to shoot on mook for talking about Tony P.
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: And now I know every Tony P thing. This is
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: what I'm what I wear as a twenty five year
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: old bachelor in DC on a Friday night.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, the fucking China is doing this on
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: purpose to us.
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I'm only on Instagram.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's all trickling over. You think it's not
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: the same exact videos with the watermark removed and re uploaded.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: It's trying to do in this to us. They want
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: us to be fucking weak. So they're giving us guys,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: they're feeding us the fucking worst guys possible.
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: Well, these are good guys.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: These are not good guys.
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: The Gavin, that guy's hilarious.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: The Gavin is not a good guy.
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: Oh he's a great he's great. He's one of my
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: top guys.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Because he said a rap lyric. Dude, you know who
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: did that? Fucking j Billis?
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: He comes up with those himself even worse. I was
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: not even worse. Hey, you wish you had bars like that?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Fuck out of here, bro, you wish you barred up
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: like that. Dude, I've been barring up. I'm barring up.
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: You've been lacking on your bars.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: That's that's the farthest thing for the.
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: People who have been asking when are you gonna get
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: back in the ring?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: In the ring? Dude? Really, I've been in the ring.
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: I've been in this When was your last battle? It
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: was over a year ago.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: So what do I need to do in every year
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: to keep you fucking fools happy? Yeah, Francis, what's up?
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: How was your birthday?
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: On stage? France? I grow tired of this fucking exactly
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: right now, exactly.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I was asleep before you guys came in. I passed
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: out on this couch waiting for you guys, really, and uh,
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Tyler and Diego were both right here, and I started
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: dreaming and it was weird.
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you don't want to do that.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I was dreaming that I was swimming from one island
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: to another and it was open water and I could
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: see a shark in the water. And then somehow it
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: was such a light sleep that I was worried I
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: would wake up screaming in front of them.
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, that would have been nuts. What would you do
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: if we got that on tape? Would you let us
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: put it out?
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Absolutely?
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: That would be great.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I have no dignity.
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: Did he did he say anything? Did he talk at all? Now?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Did he get hard?
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Not? In these firm these raw denim anti boner pants.
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: Of those Japanese Uh nope, they're made in America. Do
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: you have to put them in the freezer?
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: I have.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: I will never wash these ever.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: The uh they should make the school boys where that
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: it would be the safest way for school boys to
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: walk around.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: It's exactly right.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: It's dangerous for school boys getting how bricked up the
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: school boys get.
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: I know I could have definitely used. Those in school
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: not have to worry about like looking at the clock
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: being like, shit, this class ends in thirty seconds, and
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: I am fully hard right now, I'm gonna have to
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: stand up and walk through the hallway with a full erection.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to self harm. Yeah, to get this
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: boner to go away, I'm gonna have to start cutting
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: my wrists just so this boner goes away.
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: And I'd start pinching my upper nails yourself.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Because did you read the Power of One? I think
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: so well. There was a passage in it about them
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: being in a boarding school and how they were all
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: going through puberty and getting boners so bad that for
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: the morning showers they would walk to the shower with
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: their towels hanging off of their penises.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: God damn, like a coat wrest.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: This was a young adult book that I read, and
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: I never forgot that detail.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: That's a pretty that's one that's a pretty standout detail
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: though I probably won't ever forget that.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a well written image.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: At any little bits of sex in like the children
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: books that they were like even like someone like would
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: see so naked, I'd be like, I'm gonna.
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: Have to drink off quick.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I would start blushing. I mean, I remember, even as
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: a boy, there was this scene in some children's book.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: I was reading in the backseat of our mini van
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: on the way to soccer practice, and there was a
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: boy that they like tied to a tree and they
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: pulled his pants down and then threw a wasp nest
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: at his legs, and.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: You felt the secondhand embarrassment.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Or felt turned on or something. I don't know exactly
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: what it was, but him being in his underwear, I
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: don't know. Maybe it was the sort of masochism of it.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Even at that age, I thought, wow, sexual power is
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: a underused force.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: On a crazy sentence, that be thinking as a young boy,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: You're right, that is, And I blame that author. I mean,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: these authors are perverts.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I had to defend that feeling off my whole life. Yeah, yes, missionary,
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: what would you like next to which position shall we transition?
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: I want to put a whole wasp nest up my asshole.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you went on a field trip to like a beekeepers.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah? In sex, no, I don't think that they belong
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: in the bedroom.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: The first girlfriend stinging.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Wasps hardly you go to the insectarium and are like
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: strangely hard the entire.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I remember we were reading we were read fucking Tom
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Sawyer as uh as like a class and we'd like
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: popcorned around it in the class, which was a dirty
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: trick by our fourth grade teacher when we.
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: Were reading Tom Sawyer in fourth grade. Fourth the latest
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: thing I read that book in like ninth grade. Well, dude,
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: there's N words in the book. Oh yeah, and you're.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Popcorning it around and uh I wrote what the author said?
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was like kids in my class that were
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: fucking dancing around it. And I was almost like, uh no,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to say like you're supposed to read what
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: the author said, like this is like intended, this is art.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: But that's such a dirty trick by the teacher being
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: like which one are you gonna say it?
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah? That is crazy. I still don't get that, and
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: I don't think I ever will get it. While they
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: make you like why the teachers say it, like you'd
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: easily just skip over it what the N word?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Or they could be like they could have a discourse
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: on it beforehand and be like we're going to say this,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: or we're not going to say this, if this is
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: something you could say in instead, they just fucking left
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: us hanging out. There's black kids in my class.
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, have them say it, right, Marian you say this? Yeah,
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: popcorns jumping.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Order here.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Again?
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: It was next Marcus, ad time I've read today?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Make Jackie read?
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: Why am I? Why do I read? Every single time?
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: Tom Sawyer was a good book. Yeah, because all the
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: N words that it was a fascinating story.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: We watched the Romeo and Juliet, the original one, Zephyrrelli
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: or something like that, Yeah, in English class and seventh
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: grade maybe eighth grade. And there's a scene of nudity
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: in it. Yeah, I remember that, and the girl you
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: see your boobies, and we all we all didn't know
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: what was coming. We looked around at each other like whoa,
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: and our teacher went, oh, grow up. And then years later,
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: the actress who was featured in that movie and was
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: under age sued I think the network or whatever the
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: studio for featuring her nude breasts as an underage actress.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: She's fifteen, sixteen or whatever. And it's as if I
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: would have said you need to grow up. She should
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: have grown up. She was under age.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: You at least are of the same age as her
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: at the time. It's appropriate for you.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: To have a reaction, perfectly fine.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: The fact that the teacher's dangling this in front of you.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: I should I should have told the teacher grow down,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: go down, grow down. In age.
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: We didn't get to watch it. Our teacher stood in
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: front of the TV when that happened.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: What. Yeah, the best part.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: I remember it so vividly.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Damn dude, that's thinks.
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: I remember our English teacher jumping up, running up from
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: her seat and stand grade to the TV. I don't
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: know Royan Juliet I was probably middle school, maybe early
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: high school.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we read in eighth grade.
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was probably eighth or ninth grade for me.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: And this was the difference between public and private school.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: I went to private school in eighth grade.
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: Private school, they'll show you porn.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: And then I went to public school for high school.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: And we did Romeo and Juliette in private school in
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: eighth grade, and then we did it again sophomore year
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: of high school at public school. And I remember being like,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: you guys are just getting to where our tax dollars
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: are going. Fine, I'll fucking yeah, I'll Romeo and Juliet
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: this ship up. I'll just use the essay I wrote
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: three years ago.
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: Did they ever make you watch the Leonardo DiCaprio one
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: where they're like in convertible that one so much?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: I actually think that's a better movie in hindsight than
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: then you're remembering it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I remember, I remember Boz Luhrman. We didn't get it,
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: but it's got that weird He did.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: The wear sunscreen speech? What that was, Boz Lherman? Where
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: sunscreen in that movie?
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: No?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Just he did the It was like it was on
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: like now three or some shit.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know that.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: You don't know the where sunscreen speech?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Not familiar?
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: What?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Dude? They like played it on the fucking like Q
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: one on two, like the pop radio station.
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: It's a great she says, you think you're tougher than
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: the sun.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I would play like this in front of the fucking
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: people behind us, two drones out to the.
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: Beating down.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Dude. In ninth in ninth grade and our Latin class,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: we watched fucking Caligula, which is the most raunchy movie
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: that's ever been made, and it did a beautiful job
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: huh is it X rated? It's basically X rated. I
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: mean it does. It tells you everything that happened with
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: like the Caesars from the show Full Penetration, Full Penetration,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Bush Full Penetration, Helen Young, Helen Mirren in it, helenmure
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: p and V and Helen helenire and is dangling tit
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: in it.
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: Like, Wow, well, how old were you when you watched this?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I was in ninth grade? So I was four thirteen, fourteen,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: thirteen fourteen? No, fourteen, fifteen.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: You're a brother.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not thirteen and seventh grade.
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: No, yes, dude, you're not thirteen and seventh grade.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: You don't want to fucking t You're thirteen and.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: Ninth grade, and then you turn fourteen, and then you
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: turn fifteen sophomore, you're sixteen seventeen.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: I don't trust you.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: No, you turn eighteen your senior year. Everybody does, what
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: the fuck are you talking about?
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: He's right about you said you turned. You said you're
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: fourteen and seventh grade.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: He said thirteen.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I said thirteen and seventh grade.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I think it's thirteenth eighth grade though, Yeah, you turn.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: You turn thirteen, fourteen and eighth grade. I'm going to
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: fucking strangle.
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: You said you were fourteen and sixth grade, and.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Now you're guys sighting okay.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: In eightth grade? Yeah, fourteen eighth grade.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: You're fourteen. You turn fourteen and eighth grade, you turn
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: fifteen and ninth grade, turned sixteen tenth grade, turned seventeen
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: in eleventh grade, and you turn eighteen to twelfth grade.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Am I fucking crazy here?
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah a little bit.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I think I think fourteen was probably my peak boner strength.
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: Oh absolutely, I.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Think that was the sign from God and biology. You
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: should have been pro creating.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: I know that is right.
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Like fourteen, I could have definitely hung the hung
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: the towel over my.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Pan It would it was pointing. Yeah, it would have
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: been a lookout sign on the underground railroad. Yes, something
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: to seek in the dark of night.
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: Now if I now, if I tried to hang the
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: towel on my penis, it would just slip right off.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Who wand it behind you?
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Through between your legs. Oh goodness, gracious. Yeah, I don't know.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I mean a lot of dudes out here are on
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: boner pills.
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: That's big right now.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: It's not me though, not me.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: I never needed to do it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Even though you're saying that your erection is incredibly soft, Well.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: It's not incredibly soft. It's just softer than it was
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: when I was fourteen. When I was fourteen, I was
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: dangerously horny, dangerous, dangerous to society.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: That's not good.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: When I was fourteen, i'd be in math class, just
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: bricked up. The whole time I would be talking to you,
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: I'd be pulling a rigs, talking to myself.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna jerk jerk off right when I get home.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Of course, sus owner, I've had three weeks.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: As soon as I walk through the doors, I'm jerking off.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: The fucking handicamped bathroom, the single used bathroom is like
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: forty eight steps away. I tuck it in up to
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: my belt. The people are gonna notice my third.
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: I tried to jerk off in school once, when I
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: was like in eighth grade. I was like, I'm gonna
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: go to the bathroom and jerk off. And then I
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: stood up and my boner went away, and then I
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: just went and pissed and came back.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: It just disappeared. That was God.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was God saving me from a suspension from
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: a lifetime on a registry you get would you get
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: suspended for that if you got caught whacking off and
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: snow dude?
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: And also, how are they going to catch you drinking
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: off on a stall like burst.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: In like.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: A while, like a swat team dude?
• 34:12
  Speaker 7: In public school, They're like, I don't know if it
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: might just m'd be more of a modern thing. They're
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: very like cautious and like strict about how long you're
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: in the bathroom for, probably because of like they'll send
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: out they'll send out the search units if you're in
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: the bathroom more than five minutes.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: If you're that horny, you could be you'd be touching busts.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: It'd be that fucking It'll be like hitting that scunion.
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: True, would it though? Or would you get a little
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: nervous and then you got to like start playing the hits.
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: Trying to load porn on your phone?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: High school?
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, see that was a rush.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: We were playing Snake in high school.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: What's snake like the game?
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, Ki two dimensional Snake.
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, we used to play that all the time.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: And you had porn on your phone. Yeah, and you're
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: playing I wasn't watching porn in school you know what
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. If the phone had the capability to have porn.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: On it, I don't know why you're looking at me.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: I was we would we would.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: Play I would play Snake. I'll play Tetris too.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I got to the public library after school to watch
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the porn.
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: I would never. I would never watch porn in the
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: public library.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I mean it was like the home screen in the
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: public library.
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: The public library felt like church, like a holy place
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: I could find.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I feel like I could find all the books in
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the public library that had like some type of nudity,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: like a fucking anatomy book, or like a fashion book
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that that had like nudity that
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: they weren't supposed to have.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: I don't know if I ever actually looked at a
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: book at the library.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Well, there's nudity in their brother.
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: I would always just go to the library to do
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: homework or to have my tutor session, or to get
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: preyed upon by your tutor, or to get prayed upon.
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: I would always get tutored. Though, do you guys ever
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: have a tutor? I was a tutor, You were a tutor,
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: But were you ever tutored as a young.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Child I was, and it would drive me nuts.
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: I would drive me.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't start getting tutored until college. I had a
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: hard time with Science A thirty two, The Expanding Universe.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: That was a tricky one for me as well.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: That was really hard for me. And so I had
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: to get a senior to come tutor me. And she
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: was an Asian lady No, and she was like a
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: physics major and banged no. And she would look at
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: her phone during our sessions and it it just drives
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: me crazy.
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that would piss me.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: But that was twenty eleven, twenty twelve. I mean she
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: probably it was probably her first phone. She probably just
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: gotten a phone. She was like, this is all out there.
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: She's probably this guy Mark just put out this blog website,
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: you know, one of my.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: My sophomore years. It would have been two thousand and nine.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: And she would look at her phone and I knew this.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: The school paid for the tutors in college. Yeah, and
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: so she's making probably you know, twenty bucks an hour.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: And you were just like, fucking pay attention to me.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: I'm really struggling with this material, and you're not as
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: attentive as I need you to be.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: And she's texting with fucking Matt Damon.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Seven dates later to watch script coming when Erry get
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Sally on her dorm, Futon and fiftieth time.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just infuriating, except I definitely never had a
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: fucking tutor at Penn State. Hell no, they didn't give
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: a fuck.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: I gotta be minus. It's fine.
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you mustered up the strength.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: That was the hardest core class.
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: She asked if you could hear the music? What Oppenheimer
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: you said you were taking. You said you were taking
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: a class about expanding universe? Sounds like some Oppenheimer shit. Yeah, Francis,
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: can you hear the music?
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Can't?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think Oppenheimer was ever getting tutored by anyone Oppenheimer.
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: Have you seen Oppenheimer? Yeah, the entire beginning of it
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: is him going to classes.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying getting tutored though, like he probably had.
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: So he didn't need to get tutor because he could
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: hear the music.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. He can hear.
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: If you can't hear the music, you got to get
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: it too.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: You're talking about guys who hear the music.
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: You're deaf, bro, I can you can't hear the music?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I've never had a tutor.
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: You were just talking about how you had to get tutored,
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: the entire tutor when I was in like sixth grade.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: You don't even know what fucking music looks like. You
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: see a piano, you see a fucking black box of
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: black and white keys.
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: I would have loved to have a teacher ask me
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: if I could hear the music. That would probably That
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: was probably such a cool moment for Oppenheimer. And then
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: he went, I can hear the music?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah I can. That's how you got past the stand.
• 38:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, can you hear the music? Patrick asked me if
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: I could hear the music, and I said, I don't know.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: I might be able to.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I want to come to Philly this weekend. I want
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: to come to one of your shows.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Come out. Yeah.
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: People love going to see Francis from the company. What
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: will Compton when it saw you, Mincy, When I saw you,
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: Will Compton did not come and see me.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: It's probably because you didn't reach out.
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: Oh, we were in We were having a large text
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: exchange and then he was like, bro, I'm so tired man.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: We had dinner the first night and.
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: Then oh, you guys made a whole weekend.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we hung out at least two of the three
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: nights that I was there.
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: But that's because Will and I are kind of adults
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: in the room and you're not an adult in the room.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: You guys can share a drink, you can talk about
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: a workout that you're doing, an aeradyite, idea about your
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: career advancement. Maybe how you like your steak cooks.
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, tuk four oh one k's stuff like that, adult stuff.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, Jax break, family planning, planning.
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: The music, yeah, if you can hear it or not.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: No, you're just talking about like the top not on
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: fucking fly wrench or some stupid shit.
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: Compton cannot hear the music. I'll tell you that I
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: cannot hear the music.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: You're salty that he didn't come to your show. It's okay,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: I was very annoyed when I saw that he was
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: going to France. I mean, dude, I have I probably
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: have the text messages. Still, hey man, where are you at?
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: Shows starting in five? Not gonna make it, little bro, Apologies,
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: super tired, apologies, flying us outla.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I told Will straight up, I texted him and I said, listen, dude,
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I really need some money right now. Is there any
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: world where I could pretend that I am coincidentally in
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Vegas the next time you're there and you could just
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: bring me along to that weird ATM fucking blackjack table
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: that Dana White has soon cut out the middleman.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: See if Dana can just drop me off twenty k cash?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like do I need to even go?
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: I really don't get it, and I don't understand how
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: it's there, Like, just pick the number.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Pick your number, dude, I think it's a lot. They
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: show the way to the traffic, and there's still losers.
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: They're trafficking humans.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, big time, I think is the truth.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I think that there's everyone is staked by Dana White.
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: And why is Dana White care? So he doesn't care
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: that he's just giving away millions of dollars to the influence.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: So if you lose the money and you leave the table,
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: you pay for it.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: No one puts in money, though.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: But you would owe the casino.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: But I thought he covers the mark.
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: He covers your marker the way that I've the way
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: that I've been described.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Not if you lose, if you betting until you win
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: those that's what I've done done.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, But if you lost twenty bets in a row.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Right, and that happened to Will, he was down three
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars and so then he doubled that and
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: then he got back to zero.
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: That's what I've heard, is that they're like that. You
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: walk in, like how much money do you want to
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: make today? And you go, I want to make two
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: hundred thousand dollars.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Of course until Thio. But the problem is that if
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: you say you want to win that much, then your
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: bottom marker needs to be that much bigger.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, Dana is Uncle Dana is not going
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: to let anyone get that low.
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: Uncle Dana.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: If you said I want to win twenty grand and
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: you bet twenty grand on the first hand and you
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: lose right now you're down twenty and you bet forty
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: on the next one and you lose that you get
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: to five hundred grand.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, it compounds, and.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Especially if you start splitting hands and losing both of
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: those or but how many.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Hands are you going to lose in a road?
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: No matter how many hands Uncle Dana's got, I.
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: Think you're underestimating Uncle Dana's power. That guy music.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: He and he can lose. He'll lose the money.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: But Uncle Dane, I don't know that he loses the money.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: But I think Taylor's lost four hundred grand there before.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's also won millions of dollars if you
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: aggregate it all, I think that I think that being
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: an influencer and having a big Instagram following and having
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: the cameras around is the best advertisement that casino could
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: ever get.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: What's the casino?
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Red rocks?
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: Red rocks I Uncle D's magic table.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Let's think of this. If we flew book, if we
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: flew to Vegas and just were there and then Will
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Comson said, oh, you guys are in come come over,
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: and we said, hey, Dana, nice to meet you. We'd
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: like to make twenty thousand dollars, and then we did
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: and we flew home. We'd be very pleased.
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: I would Yeah, extremely that is to be much better
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: than a stand up we can. Yeah, that would be awesome.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: I think we should do that.
• 43:20
  Speaker 7: But what if you will what like so say, like,
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: I'm kind of like, uh, I have higher expectations, So
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: maybe what what if I walked in Everyone's like, you
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: just pick your number? I said, Hey, I'm gonna I
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: want to make seventy million dollars. Yeah, because because Uncle
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: Dee get that, like he'll give me that. Not for you,
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: because you don't have I don't have the clout.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Like you don't hear the music.
• 43:39
  Speaker 7: I don't hear the music.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: You walk into a casino and it's just death. It's
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: just like fucking the absence of sound.
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: I want to Ocean's fourteen Uncle Dana's cat casino.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Wait, do you guys know that this fucking someone Ocean
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: eleven to MGM Grand or MGM Yeah, Bruno Mars, No, No,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: someone just did this in October. Really, kids, I'm I'm
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: making this up. I just listened to a show on
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: fucking the teenage hackers hacked into the system at the
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: MGM Grand. I think I remember this, and they demanded
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: thirty million dollars and MGM was basically like, we could
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: either pay thirty million dollars or we could rebuild our
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: entire infrastructure from the fucking ground up. And they were like,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: fuck these kids, they're not getting a fucking red scent.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: And they spent one hundred million dollars to completely rebuild
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: their infrastructure, so they like a seventy million dollar difference,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: and it was teenage American hackers, like West Coast teenage
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: American hackers. They got into the back end of MGM
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: and they were like dicking around, like sending like renaming files,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: like egg playing emojis, and just becoming by being menaces
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: behind the scenes. And they're just like this constituent of
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: West Coast American Canadian hackers.
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: Wow, But does that ever worked? Is a hacker ever
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: hacked into something? I like, I want one hundred million
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: dollars and they're like, fine, we'll give it to you.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: I think that's why you got to be in person.
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: I think was in person.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Don't they just take it without asking?
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: But I think the money and casinos is there right?
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: What do you mean the cash? Yeah, there is cash there,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: they said. Once they once they they got in the
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: back end, they had to completely shut down the system
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: and they all the MGM casinos in disarray for a weekend.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Guys the pit bosso were walking around with literal belts
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: of cash and all like just to pay people out
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: and all of the transactions were being done on paper
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: for like an entire entire weekend, like the whole chain
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: like everywhere. MGM owns half of the U in Vegas.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Sounds like the next plot to a Ben Mezrich novel
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: or not novel. I guess he writes these non fiction
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: non fiction books that seem to have the same plot
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: every single time.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Even if it's the kids from fucking Stranger Things. I'd
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: rather see them doing that ship than fighting a fucking worm. Yeah,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not interested in seeing them fight a fucking worm.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I'm over it now.
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: I think I could have I think I could steal
• 46:03
  Speaker 7: money from the casino pretty easily.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Well, they're gamers. Everybody's like, kids are getting so fucking
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: dumb right now because they'll see some anecdotal video of
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: like a woman at a college being stupid. It's like, no,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: kids are pretty fucking smart, and they're using their online
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: capabilities to launch themselves into bad, bad things.
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: It's depressive. That's crazy. What were they expecting that was
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: gonna happen?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Though they get the thirty I mean thirty or paying
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: one hundred million dollars, the fact that MGM was just like,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: we'll pay one hundred million dollars out of spite, fuck
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: these kids.
• 46:39
  Speaker 7: That's crazy. They should have to give it because when
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: you give them the money, don't they just get they
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: just get it insured.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: The casino.
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe they get it all back.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: We don't know insurance that well, yeah, we don't know.
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: All I know it's in Ocean's eleven. Yeah, they steal
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: eighty They steal one hundred million dollars and then they
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: get it back and then the guy goes and gets
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: the money back again. So he makes a hundred million dollars.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: But I don't think it worked in the real life
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: because they didn't have the four foot six Asian guy
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: who could backflip out of a dessert cart.
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: Have Diego do it? You could squeeze Diego into a cart.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: He isn't fitting in a dessert card, dude, he's too lanky,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: He's got too much only Spider.
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: Spider could definitely fit in one of those, but I
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: don't know if he has the coordination to be jumping
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: at it do him backflips like from sitting down.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: But he could rob a casino. If we're starting a
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: casino robbin crew, I want Spider in my eleven out
• 47:32
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't a hacker. He was like, he walked around
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  Speaker 7: Yet, my twelve would be or my eleven would be
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  Speaker 7: me spider.
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  Speaker 1: You of course, what role are you taking, don cheetle.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're a test You're fucking fucking Julia Roberts playing
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  Speaker 1: Julia Roberts.
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  Speaker 7: You would be more of like a mask. Do you
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  Speaker 7: realize sas looks like you would be more of a
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  Speaker 7: Matt Damon character.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I could see that, but one Mad Damon. So
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: I'm in the eleven. No, like me and Francis would be.
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  Speaker 7: We would be Clooney and Brad Pitt And you'd be
• 54:09
  Speaker 7: Damon being like, I can do it, guys, I can
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  Speaker 7: prove myself.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: No, you'd be fucking and we'd be like, yeah, Brad
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: pittch just because you'd be eating the whole time. Now
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: everybody would have a idea just shoving shot cocktail shrimp.
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  Speaker 3: You got me mistaken, didn't Mad Damon have very powerful parents.
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: In that Yeah, that's why. The only reason he was
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: even in the crew.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: I think I'm probably mad.
• 54:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Francis, come on, don't put yourself down like that.
• 54:32
  Speaker 7: Me and you are Clooney, Clooney and Clooney and Pitt.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Clooney and Pitt natural chemistry.
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: I'm Cloney your pit.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 54:39
  Speaker 7: I've definitely see myself as more of a Cloney. Cloney
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: is definitely a little more of like the brains of
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  Speaker 7: the operation.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: You are much older than I am.
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: Clooney is a little bit more of the brains, a
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: little bit more of like the responsible, like he really
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: knows what he's doing.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Do you worry? Ever, says that if you keep aging
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: at this rate, that you don't have much time left.
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: No, not at all. I'm gonna live to on fucking
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: two hundred. But I want to say my eleven Okay me, Francis. Obviously,
• 55:04
  Speaker 7: Will Taylor obviously.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Who are they? Oh? There, Will and Taylor are going
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: to our case Afflick and Scott conn Scott con Yes, yes,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: those are.
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: That's what Will and Taylor are going to get us
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: into Uncle Dee's Uncle Dee's casino.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: What about Andy Garcia. I couldn't be like we.
• 55:19
  Speaker 7: Got inside, Yes we do, Yes we do. Will and
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: Taylor are going to be our inside guys, like kind
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: of like how you know, like Brad Pitt's kind of
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: playing the games a little bit. Okay, remember when they're
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: remember when they're playing they're playing what are they playing?
• 55:32
  Speaker 7: Letter craps?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Which one are you talking about?
• 55:35
  Speaker 7: When they're when they're winning all the money? I think
• 55:37
  Speaker 7: it's the I think it's oh, is it eleven or
• 55:39
  Speaker 7: is it thirteen thirteen.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: When they malfunction the whole casino and all the dice
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: start rolling over the right thing.
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and they're winning all that.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, and Bernie Mack is the table boss. Yeah, so
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: I'm Bernie Mac. I feel no, no, he's done cheatle, No,
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  Speaker 1: don cheatle and Bernie Mack yes, bullshit. Now you only
• 55:59
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• 56:01
  Speaker 7: I don't think I'm even no, So I'm trying to
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: think of strategically, so it would be the old ass guy,
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: Francis will Zaw. I don't know why anything of Za's
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: being the guy that's going to fit in the cart.
• 56:13
  Speaker 7: Obviously it's going to be seventy pounds.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: In this car. I can't even.
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: Mincey's going to fit into the equation. Somehow. He could
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: be the I mean, I mean that guy knows his
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: way around a casino.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he does.
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: Might be like, once we set off the system and
• 56:32
  Speaker 7: the stuff starts malfunctioning, we'll have him play the actual
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: games he's just playing.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: He's that guy that we sort of give bed bugs
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: and measles, and that's Rigs.
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: We're giving Rigs the bed bugs and the measles. The
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: because I could see Mincy, you know how in you
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: know how in in thirteen where they where the lady
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: wins the slots and then they have the thing and
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: they're like heart rates, heart rates, rays, temperature normal. They're like,
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: seems natural to me. I think Mincy, even if we
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: told him we were like, you're gonna win one hundred
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: million dollars, he'd still be blown away when it actually happens.
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: So I think he'd be the guy that, like he
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: would kind of make it all seem natural and normal.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: What about the dude, the sweaty guy who's like going
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: by he like writes all the directions on the prom No,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: this guy is like neurotic and like kind of a
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: fuck up.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: But he like this because the old guy.
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: Who's that guy?
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: That's Carl Reiner? Yeah, that's how large?
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: And then what about Elliott.
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: Gold who's Elliott gold Play.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: He's like the other kind of older guy.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: It's the dad from Friends, Ross's dad.
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: Oh, he's like the rich guy that funds the entire thing.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: That's not Carl Reiner.
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: Let me see.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Show me what he looks like.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: This guy with the curly hair.
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, doesn't he fund Doesn't he fund the whole operation?
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Does he?
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: I think so?
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe he funds it. And and then the
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: only that's press, Yeah he's the old guy.
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: And so who's the neurotic guy who writes the ship
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: on his hand?
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I'm trying to forfme what that guy
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: looks like.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Show me Eddie Johnson, this guy.
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: Nick Maybe?
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: So you're doing whatever you can that I can't be
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: any member of the fucking eleven.
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: It just doesn't seem realistic.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Bro, this is so whack.
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: I mean, you want to get away with it. I
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: don't need you sucking it up.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Who's test? Then?
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Shit?
• 58:31
  Speaker 9: I don't know you don't need a test, you need
• 58:34
  Speaker 9: a test. No, you're Casey Casey Smith, Casey Smith Smith
• 58:40
  Speaker 9: could be tests. Yeah, yeah, I could see that this has.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: To be uh one of our the social clips faces
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: and everything that go with it.
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: This is gonna take us to the next level. This
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: is gonna sure blow the fuck up for sure.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: But the fact that you're keeping me out of this
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: that makes me Andy Garcia and I'm gonna get my
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: fucking money back from you pussies.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Or on the guy in Ocean's twelve, who's the art
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: the art.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: The night guy? Maybe the best character?
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: Fox?
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess on the knife Fox. Yeah, you're right,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: I guess. Do you like that one? Yeah?
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: I hated that one. What I didn't I thought twelve
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: was a joke.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: I liked that it was set in Europe.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: I liked it.
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: I like that it was in Europe. I just didn't
• 59:19
  Speaker 7: like the like competition to see who can like rob
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: the egg faster? It was stupid. That's sweet that it
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: was silly.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: The silliest part is the Julie Roberts thing. But I
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: I remember staying after a film class in college to
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: argue with a professor that Ocean's Eleven was a good movie.
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: They said I wasn't a good movie.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: He was like, it's not good at your tie, I.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Think Jeff d loves it is one of his best
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: movies I've ever seen.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I fucking loved it. It was so enjoyable to watch.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, they it took too fast for them
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: to learn how to put everything together.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Oh he's talking about plot holes, right, dude, I thought
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: that they're pros.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. What what the fuck are you talking about?
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: Doesn't hear the music.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about dlo I'm talking about my professor.
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: Your professor, yeah, dusky, Yeah, uncle.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Jerry fucking I stayed afterwards and he was like, let's
• 1:00:03
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• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: Roan, You're going to Iceland?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: No, I'm going next week. I was wrong about the weeks.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah next week?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so not this. I thought I was going this week,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: But I'm actually going next week?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: Are you pumps? Extremely so not to be that guy.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: We may have pivoted our Wyoming trip for this summer.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 7: We might be going back to Iceland.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Really yeah whoa, yeah, well how you always got to
• 1:00:31
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• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: I've already been copycat and I went eight years ago.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but Roan never even considered the idea until I went,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 7: what are you talking about? I didn't even remember you went.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: That's why, bro, that's not why you're That's why you're
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: not in the eleven. You only want to be in
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: the eleven. You gotta be able to think for yourself.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: I'm in the two fifty and that's all the night.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Your only feedback from that trip was that you ate
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: fish out of a can. It was like the worst
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: cell ever.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: I didn't eat fish out of a can.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: That's You're like. I would go to rest stops and
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: they would buy cans fish and the water smelled.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: Like poopy andoy.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: That's literally all you had. One of the most beautiful
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: nations on Earth. That's what He doesn't use adjectives like, well,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: how is Iceland?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 7: Iceland? Was Iceland? Nothing to say about it? Well, we
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: were thinking about it, and we uh, yeah, I think
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: we just went at the wrong time, And so why
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: didn't I check it out for you and let you
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 7: know what's good? Check it out for me, let me
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: know how it is. How she's holding up because they
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: just had a volcano explode recently, right, didn't a volcano
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: just erupted all the time.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: And when they erupt they shut down all the flights
• 1:01:33
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• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: south or into the flight path and the planes can't
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• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Damn, it just shut down. It was just or just
• 1:01:46
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• 1:01:49
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• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: So me and Francis a couple of Iceland guys, pretty
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 7: much born and raised.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: You're talking to the night five too many recommendations on
• 1:01:58
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• 1:02:00
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• 1:02:00
  Speaker 7: You canned fish in Iceland.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you were.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: You had very nice inners. I had brown trout in Iceland.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: It was covered in that looks like mustard and ketchup.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: But it wasn't mustard and ketchup. There's some other weird
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 7: sauce vegemite. The thing about Iceland that you got, everyone's related.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: If you turn on the hot.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Water in your sink, if you don't turn on the
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: cold water to balance it out, and you just turn
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: on the hot to get it hot, it gets so
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: hot that you'll melt your skin off because it's all geothermal.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: The whole place sits on geothermal hot springs, so it's
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: drawing that volcanic hot water right out from the earth.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: And it does smell sulfuric.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: It really smells like ship.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: So when you're in the hot springs, are you going
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: to go to the hot springs? You're definitely. He's definitely
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: more of a blue lagoon guy, right, total total torus track.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: He doesn't do that total torus traps. You should see
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: you're getting out of the You're getting no I know,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: I think I'm I can already see it in my head.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: You're getting off the plane. You're going straight to the lagoon.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: You're gonna spend forty dollars on a beer to sit
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: and sludge.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, that does sound like me.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: We tend to stray away from the path. Guys like me,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: Guys like me and Francis. We tend to stray away
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: from the from the chosen path. Take a little uh
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: took the path less? What is it? What is that
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: fucking poem? The road less, travel less traveled?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: We tend to take the roads divers in yellow Wood
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: and be one traveler.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Long I stood down as far as I could to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: wear it bent in the undergrowth, and then took the
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: others just as fair, having perhaps the better claim. I
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: don't know I wanted where though they were both worn
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: about the same, and both that morning equally lay Who's
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: who relieved? Oh how? I kept the other for another day?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: But knowing how way leads onto way, I doubted if
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: I should ever come back.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: So what cities are you going to?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: I shall be telling this with the sigh.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: Somewhere ages and you're obviously hitting Reikievic and what else?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I I took
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: the one less traveled by.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: And that has made all the difference.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: And that's made all the difference. So what, I'm not
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: going to cities?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: You say I'm going to cities. I'm not going. I'm
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: getting out of the city as soon as I land.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to I'm not going to This guy
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 7: thinks he knows Iceland. Would you just would you? Would
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: you tell us where you're gonna go so we can
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: give you some critiques. Take a trip, make it a
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: little better. Hotel Vick, I think is one of the familiar.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, how are you familiar?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: I did two nights there.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: You did definitely didn't go to what's it like?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Beautiful? No?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Sorry, ugly, I don't know what What do you want
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: me to say exactly because you don't know you've never
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: been I dude, I did.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: We did two nights in Hotel Vick.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: That was after you'd spend a couple of nights in
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: tents and you said, I can't do this anymore.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: Well, we only spent one night in at ten and
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: we said this is a dumb idea. And then you,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: uh saidel Boys, Hotel Vick, two nights all inclusive. Why
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: not you cost me a pretty penny?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: Ye?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Look at it, dude, it's so beautiful.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember staying there.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: And I know you're not a golfer.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: That's right. In Vic. I told you, I said, are
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: you going to Vic? And you said no? Vick brother
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: every way.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: He would have misunderstood everywhere, Vic every way, the vapor
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: every Also Vic is a city, so you're going to city.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: There's a Vic Vick every way that you think.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: Every way that you think words in Icelandic are pronounced,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: it's not. It's always they mix it up. They just
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: come up with it on the spot.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: I talked. I spoke with several Icelandic guides.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, travel agents.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: You're thinking of Michael Vick. No, no, no, no, dog tra.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: Last night we spent in Vic at that hotel you did.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: I know you didn't go to this hotel.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: I promise you we did.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Let's see a picture of it.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: I'll show you a picture of me drinking.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Vit Crown Vic Hotel, Crown Vic.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: I it's a very nice hotel.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: You know what's been driving me nuts in hotels?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: That I stayed there, just a bad and I stayed
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: there because he thinks it's out of he doesn't think
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: it's in my price right.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: If I found out I was vacationing at a hotel
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: you stayed, I would immediately change.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: I would be pissed too. He's probably going to change
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: it tonight.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: I will you don't.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to find the photos of when we were there.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: Uh. What's pissed me off at hotels lately? Is that? Yes?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 7: A lot of the time that the shower door in
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: Hotel Vic.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: Yes it is. I swear to God like he would
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: not like Vic though that's not the vegan.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: How many viers I was drinking?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: Three? Five? Those aren't all yours?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: Yes they are.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: They didn't clear any of the glasses. No, that's not
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: that hotel service.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: How do you figure out where.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: There's a difference? He stayed at the VIC, you're staying
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: at the Vick.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 7: How do you go to the location on your photos?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: Isn't there a way to do that?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: You can? Like see It'll just tell you Iceland.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Francis, I wonder what's been bothering you about hotels of late?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: All gonna I'm gonna take a grace period right now
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: and just see if Hairball has some stuff he wants
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: to fill in. Is that where the VIC hotel is?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: In Vic? What are you talking about?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: Look at we had this delicious dessert in Vic.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: I eat horse in Iceland.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: Right near the black sand beaches. And let me tell
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: you the farmer was not happy. Oh man, that was funny.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: You could keep him alive though. That's a good thing
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: about horse. You just lop off a little bit, enjoy yourself,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: and then they regenerate it. You have horse forever.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Do you know? That was stone crab in Florida. The people,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: the guys who fish for stone crab every time they
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: pull them out of the water and then they cut
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: they break an arm off, and then they put them
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: back because they grow the arm back.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's so impressive of the crab to do that.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: But what has to be a tortured existence.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: Tough life. Yeah, tough life to just constantly be throwing
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: your arms out.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Run.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: But that's my receipt for hotel vic.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Well you found it.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: Oh man, that's gotta.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Be broking, smoking gun, smoking gun.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: I was joking, dude, I didn't actually think I stayed there.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 7: I know I knew your schedule reschedule that.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: You're gonna need to You're gonna either need the presidential
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: SUITEP or you're going to need a new hotel.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: It was really expensive. We all stayed in the war
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: because it was so expensive.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: No, I have to change.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 7: That's hilarious. I was totally kidding.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I know you were.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: I was totally tell that you're with me in line,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: I actually stayed at that hotel.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of who in my life if
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: I found out that they'd stayed at a hotel discouraged me,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: and I think you might be it would have to
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: be me.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: But also it has to be me if just because
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: if you think about how that trip went. And he
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 7: was like, that was our last option. That was the
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: hotel that I went to and we checked in and
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: I tried to do a bit about it for a while.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 7: And we checked in and I was like, how's it going.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: And the lady was like, oh, you know, And I
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: was like really, and she's like, it's been raining for
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: the last three months.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: You are to hotels. What like when you would be
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: seeing a girl in the early stages when you were younger,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: and you'd find out that some dude you knew had
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: dated her, had sex with her, and you'd be like,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: I cannot continue seeing this person.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Your Lumberg fucked her, because Lumberg that's true.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Then her judgment is so poor that I cannot be
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: that's so nasty.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 7: What did you What did your wife say?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: She said, we're changing, she said, I said, the guy
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: for my podcast stayed there. She was like, God, it's
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: just nice, that's fine. That don't work And I said, no, no, no, no,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: the other guy the couch creeping two nights in the
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: vic it's only one night there. Luckily it is a
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: nice town.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 7: I feel bad. I feel like I just like ruined.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: I feel like I just destroyed the trip.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: Tough.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: This is so bad.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: I want to see how much money it costs, or
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 7: how much units however they fucking charge. I'm trying to
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: think I had never dollar signs.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: I actually might be more at peace finding out that
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: you had fucked my wife stayed. We had a triple
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: room stay in.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: The only good thing about it is that it's at
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: least unconsensual with the hotel. He forced himself on the hotel.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: It actually wasn't even that expensive. It was three hundred
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 7: bucks for a triple room one night.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Really, what's a triple.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I guess that's what we had, though
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: we all stayed in one room.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: It was also it was one of those It had
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: one of those showers. I remember this very vividly. It
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 7: had one of those showers that it doesn't have like
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 7: a like a curtain or anything. It's just like a
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: place where they have the shower.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: You know what the irony of this is. That was
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: exactly actly what I was about to say. I've been
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: bothered by at hotels.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: Lately, how they don't how it's just it's just like
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: a little.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Showers that don't have any divider.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 7: Now and the water spills out everywhere. It's spilling out
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: to the carpet outside schedule. Brother, I beg of you,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: you think I should.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: I might just not go.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I might just not go to Iceland. But there's bad
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: enough because you can't stay at the Blue Lagoon.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 7: Why lagoons beautiful?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: No, that's next to where the volcano is going off.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: So the so it's the water spilling.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: I can't talk about this anymore. He made the point,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: and now I'm sick of the fact that I.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Want.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 7: I think I just I won the episode for sure.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: If there's a winner for the episode, it's me. Broat fucked,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 7: throat fucked. Both of you guys your time.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: You have observation as him. If it uh stupid, yeah,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: dilute your observations. Task thought of this too.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 7: I'm having a hard time comprehending that the hotel book
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 7: was a hotel that I booked.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: I on think Iceland has super nice hotels.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, there's a and there's a finite amount to them.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 7: There's four. Well, the really expensive stuff is the little
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 7: cottages that they have.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they also have like a Helli ski lodge that
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: you can book just for your own private group and
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: I get targeted Instagram ads for that.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 7: Oh and those dude, I looked at that.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: That's expensive.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 7: Oh my, I got an ad for that too hot.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: And they have a private chef. Don't talk about it.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: This is mine.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: That's the one where they stop it. Those are the
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 7: hotels where they they wake you up in the middle
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: of that.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: I never heard of it. That's true of what I
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: was thinking of. This is a completely.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Separated that's one of the other one we're saying, is
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: where they wake you up.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, if it's they wake you up with the northern
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: lights are happening, Yeah, but.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't doubt it's ten racks to night
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: for fear that you've stayed in it.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 7: I haven't stayed there. I'm I can't believe that that's
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 7: the hotel you saw. Dude. Imagine if you walked into
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 7: that hotel and you saw me post it up there
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 7: with ten gulls. I mean, so I be staying at
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: a hotel where they don't even serve gull. Gull isn't
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 7: even an option there.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: You were eating gull.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 7: No, that's the drink, that's the light beer. There is gull.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: Oh yes, okay, and we were just slamming gulls, playing
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 7: Dutch playing cards.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: Did you did you go to Reikie Victol? Yeah? I
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: thought you said you stayed away from the cities.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, I said, no, We stayed in a city every night,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 7: except for the first night we didn't. We would stay
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: out of the cities during the day and then we
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 7: would go to the close city and stay there.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: You said something about he was disparaging people.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: He was like, you probably are going to all the
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: cities because you don't know how to travel. He did
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: say that that was your implied.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 7: It's just weird that you're following my trip word for words.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Like this, Yeah, I'm gonna go, bring your two closest
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: friends and then complain about eating fucking canned fish in
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: the tent.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 7: We never ate canned fish. I don't where you're getting
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: this idea. What I will say is that Vic and
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 7: I actually have to leave in a second. How long
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 7: have we been going? An hour and four? No?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, you can't leave right You're gonna lose episode.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: We're looking with one of those little buttane gas things
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: that you put in your tent.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 7: But uh, Vic is actually supposed to be extremely beautiful.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 7: But when we went it was completely foggy and raining
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 7: the whole time, so we never actually got to see
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 7: any of it.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Oh so I'll have an experience that you didn't. Yes,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: that does sound so blind.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: You know where I went the Faroe Islands.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 7: I'm familiar.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Have you heard, yes, plot thoughts, plans on going beautiful.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it. Please regale me or
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: don't get tell me.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't get a salmon while you're out there. We're
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 7: having a little bit of a salmon crisis in Iceland
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 7: right now. Oh really, they're farming salmon and the salmon
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 7: are dying and they all look like mangled and there
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 7: they call them zombie fish.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: But does the Pharaoe Island salmon are some of the
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: best farm raised salmon in the world. They fetch a
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: pretty price check again organic, Well, you are conflating Faroe
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Islands in Iceland.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 7: You're talking to someone right now who's planning an Iceland trip.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: What does that mean? I don't know.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 7: I don't know what the Faroe Islands.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: Are, Yes, you do.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 7: No, I was lying they're near Iceland especially. I was
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 7: also lying about the hotel vic thing. I never stayed
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 7: at Hotel Vic. I photoshopped it, then he did it.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: I don't believe it. You can pull that off. He
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: can pull that off that level.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 7: And either eleven you guys edit your videos on TikTok.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 7: Neither of you guys have any idea about editing anything.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: What you don't even make videos to edit?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: You have owned edited for you.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about video you edited?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 7: I edit videos all the time.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: What videos do you ever edit?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 7: Saying that he would be able to pull off the
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 7: photoshopping heist instead of me, that's you just lost your
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 7: spot on the eleven.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: You're out of the eleven too.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: But I don't even think that's what I said.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 7: You said that's something that he would be able to
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: post pull off.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: I will to No, I'm not saying you couldn't photo shop.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: I'm saying to go this deep in the episode with
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: carrying the lie is what he can pull off and
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: you can't.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Which is a clooney move.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 7: That is clooney.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: That's one hundred percent clooney.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 7: With Jake Jillenhall story, I might not be clooney anymore.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: No, you're kind of like I just got to motive
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: your Damon's parents.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Your production assistant on set brings us fucking tea.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Oh man, te boy.
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  Speaker 7: Well, enjoy the gulls while you're there, because they are great.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't know about that either. Actually, the only thing
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: that I could take solace in that you enjoyed Iceland
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: is that when you were better man, when you were
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: out there boozing it up. When you're a real booze pony.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, if I go again, I'll probably booze though. Really
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 7: in Iceland.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: Wow, God, they drink hard.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 7: They drink hard. I know it's gonna be awesome. Confidence
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 7: coming out with me. It's gonna be is Taylor going, huh?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: I know you had something going on in Mexico that weekend?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Will Caleb? All the dogs are going up?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be great.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: That's sick.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 7: That's gonna be so sick. Is Gillis thalis going to
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 7: of course? Of course Gotto.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: He's playing caf.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 7: There's a comedy club in Raykievic Really.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Did you get up and do?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: Oh? Didn't? Yeah, but so did the guy that everybody
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: loves the most, Louis.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: No, Damon, Wayne's Nope.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: Shane lived with him in quarantine for a couple of weeks.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 7: Oh, Doug, Doug Stan Hope.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: No, yes, stand Hope.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 7: He played Raykievic.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: He did a special in Iceland, really believe so.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: I think he was in trouble or something and he
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: went there. There's something about it on his Wikipedia page.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: I don't want to tell tales out of school.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: But they they it's a good place to go if
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: you want to do naughty stuff. A lot of the
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: big there's no police up there.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 7: There's no police in Iceland. Yeah, I saw one card
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 7: the entire time I was there. The weird thing is alcohol.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 7: Getting alcohol is very tricky. You gotta get to these
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 7: like government liquor stores and the and though actually the
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 7: one in vic is in a police station.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Sounds like trapment.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: But you can also call this number and you go
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: to the bars at night and you tell them what
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: you want and they you'll go to the bars. The
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: bars will be open till four or five in the morning,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: and then at five in the morning the bar is
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: closed and everything becomes this block party out in the street,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: and they'll drive and find you and give you the
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: bottle that they purchased during the correct hours.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: That's incredible.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: They charge you a huge markup for it.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be the kind of experience I'm having lunking.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 7: What is the liquor store called now, it's like und
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 7: like vender or something like that.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: You're thinking of an Austrian type of language.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 7: Liquor store and they're very hard to come by and
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 7: they have weird hours.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: So tell me about the called vib Tell me about
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: the showers.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: The seal doesn't go all the way? Flush doesn't create
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: a seal.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about the ones where it goes halfway?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: It's like a glass PARTI sh.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: I don't like either. But when when there is a door,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: I find that there's a little bit of a crack
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: and I don't like that because a little bit of
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: water will spill out, spray missed.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: That's shoddy crashman, shit, I don't like it. That just
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: comes down to the craftsmanship.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: I don't think they were even trying to make it flush.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: I think it was a design choice. Really, I don't
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: like it.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, do they have unions out in Iceland?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 7: I don't think so. They are very racist out there.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 7: Just a heads up, are they?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: You said in that one small town where you were
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: eating fish out of a can. They were fucking really racist.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 7: That was jarring to see.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 7: We pulled up we were going to this one city,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 7: I forget what it was called. Our plan was to
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 7: stay there for the night. And we got there and
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 7: we took a wrong turn and we ended up like
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 7: in this like weird like you know, they got like
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 7: weird like warehouses all the way all over there, and
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 7: we ended up buy one and there was a the
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 7: N word was just spray painted in massive letters. They're
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 7: probably just quoting Twain, no, And then there was like
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 7: a I probably shouldn't even say it, but it was
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 7: like all this like crazy like crazy racist shit like
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 7: like drawings and stuff. And then we just peeled out
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 7: of it.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: On one warehouse down a dark alley, pulled a vic.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Well, no it is.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 7: There's no black people in Iceland.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. My experience in Scandinavian countries is that it's almost
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: as if the lack of diversity, at least from what
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: I saw, makes them less racist because they don't develop antipathy. Right,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: there's no there's no uh, there's no immigration, there's.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: No negative example for them to point to. Yeah, exactly,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: I went to I did a rap battle in Sweden
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: and they fucking loved hip hop culture.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 7: Sweden's a little bigger though it was in Malmo, very familiar.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: It's a prominent city. Featured in the Girl with the
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Dragon Tattoo series, Really, which is such a great collection
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: of books. Did you ever read those? I did not.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: I watched the movie Lason. Those books are unbelievable.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Wow, what what?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 7: What other places are you staying at aside for vic
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: I just texted my wife to change that.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 7: But are you really going to change it?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 7: Because I stayed there. Yes, because me and my friends
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 7: all shared one hotel room there.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: It was probably like a fucking Harlem Shake video.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 7: It's a really nice hotel. It was the nicest hotel
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 7: we stayed at the entire time we were there. By fall.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, with you and your fuck around friends being
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: in there, it'll probably be a stain on us. They'll
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: probably be like we had some Americans that stayed here before.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 7: Oh no, we were very respectful. Went to bed at
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 7: like ten, so we had to wake up at like
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 7: five am the next day. They drive back to Reykiavic.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, too bad. Well I'll find out some more about
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: my information. Usually I wouldn't say the hotel, but that
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: would be my luck for someone to be like son
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: of a boy dad.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. True. I played a round of midnight golf there,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: which was pretty cool.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 7: Oh that's awesome.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: Got off, got off the eighteenth green at like eleven
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: fifty pm. Wow. Still beer at midnight in the clubhouse.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: It's really cool. Teet off at like nine pm.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: See, that's what I was going to say earlier when
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: you were talking about golf. I don't love drinking in
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: the sunlight.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: No, but that's what a golf cart's for.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: If you're walking a course in the hot sun, drinking
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: is not that fun, right, But having a cart means
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: you've got that roof and you can kind.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Of drive drunk. Yeah, sit down, But legally it's like
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: an enclosed drunk driving course.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 7: I do have imasks if you want to borrow them.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 7: I thought that was a nice gesture, so you don't
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 7: have to order them online. I've never I never even
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 7: used them. What do you mean my masks to help
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 7: you sleep at night because it's light out, No, I.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: Have it's not light right now.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 7: I was there. I was there, and I was there
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 7: first week of May.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: It's not light all night.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 7: It was it was light until like midnight.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, how would you know? You went to bed
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: at ten?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 7: We went to bed at ten one night.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: I think I was there in July and it was
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: truly light all night. Well, that's what I'm going is
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: so sun went below the horizon for thirty minutes, but
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: it was still SUNSETI.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm going to probably go to Wyoming this July.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Some cool spots.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely let me know. Yeah, I don't see the
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 7: reason why you need to cancel your entire vacation just
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 7: because I went there.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not canceling my vacation.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 7: It's making me feel pretty bad about myself. Actually, you
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 7: asked for it, you asked. I didn't think. I didn't think.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 7: That's how you guys thought about me.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: I just had to pierce the absolute glee that you
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: had when you found out that it.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 7: Was vic the same hotel. Yeah, I can't believe it
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 7: was the same hotel. What a good gag. Even I
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 7: was even kidding when I showed you as the photo
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 7: of met tricking the guns.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew that can't have been there, but that
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: was there. Yeah, that was there.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 7: It's at that hotel, just slamming gulls.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: The joy that you're getting out of this is make
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: me simultaneously a little bit happy and a little bit
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: steaming mad. Yeah, yeah, I hate to see you happy.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm happy, and I hope the listeners are happy
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 7: with the episode.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Let's go a couple more minutes.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 7: I gotta go. I gotta get on this note. I
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 7: literally I push it back three times, already three times. Yeah,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 7: and I'm actually I'm already laid again. I said five minutes,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 7: and now it's been six minutes.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: Francis is in Philly this weekend, I'm in Philly the
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: six Helium, Helium come out.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: Tickets to Francis Elison be a blast.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 7: Philly Helium is the best.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: And then the following weekend, I'm in Detroit the Comedy Castle,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: and then on Sunday night, I'm at the Columbus Funny Bone.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 7: Oh, I've heard great things about that.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: And then two weeks after that, I'm in Baltimore at
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: the Port. And that is the end of this tour
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: until a special announcement coming.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: A special announcement Special.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 7: And France are gonna be in Kansas City at some point.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: That's right next fall in Rochester.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: You announce your fucking dates until end of the year. Yeah,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: till December. I saw it on your grid.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I don't know why we did that, because uh,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna have way more dates mixed in all my
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 7: summer dates. But I'm going to be in Providence, Rhode
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 7: Island this weekend. Plenty of tickets left.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: France is going to be in Philly, yeah, so not
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: that many.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 7: I think.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna come through.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: I went through.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 7: I don't know what day or There's not a lot
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 7: of tickets left from Philly, so you're probably gonna have
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 7: to pivot make new plans. Luckily, Providence, Ord Island's only
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 7: a chip and a pot away from Philly.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: You'll find a way to get you in. So come
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: on screen out front in Philly so you can watch
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: on the sidewalk.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 7: Just a tailgate, like if you can't get tickets to
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 7: Taylor Swift to stand outside the arena.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be like a silent rave. We're going to
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: hand out headphones and everyone can just laugh together in silence.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: On the streets. But we'll just be happy that we're
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: not in Kansas City.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: Laugh loud enough for hair. Well, I'm gonna be in Providence.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 7: Island at the Comedy Connection. Very good club, actually world famous,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 7: one of the best, killbox, absolute slaughterhouse. I'm very excited
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 7: for that. And uh oh. Then I got ann Arbor
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 7: coming up one night, one show. And then I got
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 7: New Brunswick, New Jersey. I think the weekend of April twentieth,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 7: I'm doing one night, two shows, So coming out for
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 7: all those. We'll see you guys, uh Thursday. Goodbye. Alright,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 7: I gotta run