Latest / Los Pickups Podcast / Episode 36 NFL Week 4 Review, Drake Maye Meatball Subs, Life Without Ernesto
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- Los Pickups Main: Hey guys. We're live from the Pacific Northwest. Yeah, it's Alright, what's up everybody? Come over here. Thanks again for joining us here at the Lowe's Pickup studio for Lowe's Pickups podcast. today is gonna be a little bit different here in the Pacific Northwest. Thank you for joining us in the Pacific Northwest. I'm pretending to do it Ernesto's intro introduction. Okay Ergnesto's not here. he's vacationing in a place far, far away. And so we're trying to get a we're trying to get a satellite phone over to him. FaceTime him? Well no, it's a satellite phone, so just to call in, yeah. You ever seen Tropic Thunder? He's trying to get the phone. Yeah. That's what we're trying to do to him. So we got one of our agents over there, he's trying to make a move on him. We'll see how that ends up going about. But today it's just gonna be me and Riley. Me and Boingy Boy. Boingy Boy five thousand. So it's gonna be a little bit different, but I really appreciate you guys for tuning in and I hope you guys are you guys stick around even though Ernesto's not here. I know his sexy, sultry voice is one of the main reasons why we got a lot of viewers. listeners. Yeah. But I think both of our voices are just as sexy. Hell yeah dude. We just fist we sexy. Or we bumped something else. Cock bumped. If you watch YouTube You on Los Big Foods Podcast. Like, it's it's there, it's live. Go to YouTube. You'll be seeing Riley bounce from bungy bounce from couch to couch as he pretends to be Ernesto on his thoughts on on certain games. And so we're just gonna make the most of it. Ernesto's probably gonna miss next week too, so stick around for his big big debut when he comes back. A whole lot's gonna change. Me and Riley might be at each other's throats next time around. Or we might have our tongues down each other's throats next time. that's even better. Mm-hmm. Okay. So today, week five of the NFL. That's what we're talking about. Hell yeah! well, actually we're talking about week four first. wait. Not yet, not yet, not yet. Week four. We're talking about the results from week four in the NFL. That's what we're talking about. Not yet. Okay, so we're gonna start off with Steelers Browns. Cedar's twenty four, Brown's twenty seven. I'm gonna warn folks real quick. I had a wedding on Saturday before these Sunday games and I was in very rough shape on Sunday slash driving home when I was three and a half hours away. So I didn't get back home 'til like two. I got maybe the two o'clock games, the the evening games, and then the Monday night games. Riley hopefully watched a lot of it, so must I'm leaning on his expertise on those games. Yeah. And yeah, Steelers Browns, Steelers twenty four at Browns, twenty seven. Browns go ahead and take that one. Very close game. That was that was a live feed actually. Remember? what? We did a live reaction to that game. shit, you're right. That was a Thursday night game. That was a Thursday night game. That was a Thursday night game. so go listen to the other podcast so you can get the podcast before so you can get our live reaction on that. Thank you, Riley. Yeah, dude. Alright, so going on to week four, the next game is going to be Colts Commanders. To start it off, I'm going off the Google schedule here. So the Colts Commanders. Colts thirty, Commanders thirteen. This is Commanders with Marcus Mariota. this is Jaden Daniel Liss, Commanders. Yeah. And the Colts went in there and they and they did damage. Let's go look at the player stats here real quick. He was so did you not watch that game? Mm-mm. Okay. So that was in London. six thirty. The Brits. You woke up for it. It was I I mean I was up for like the last portion of it, yeah. Good for you. Yeah. Good for you. Thanks, dude. Yeah, it was actually Marcus Marietta went out during the shit. Yeah. Who do they have? Taylor Hannickey? No. He's he's long gone. The rookie Ethan Kalakuminas. Kalakuminus? Calunno. Kaliacmenus. Kaliacmenus? Yeah. Yeah. Calia. Mariota three for four, forty six yards, so he wasn't in the game for very long. Nope. Damn, that sucks. Concussion or what happened? I think Let's take a look. 'Cause I didn't I wasn't aware of his injury until it was an MCL. He injured his MCL. Like out for the season? That's what it sounds like. Tore his MCL. Or is reserve expected to return with a within a few weeks after injuring his C L. So I don't think it's a I don't think it's a bad MCL injury, luckily. Yeah. But he is gonna be out for a few weeks. So there goes the commander season, right? Well, I don't know. Because you know, dude. San Francisco had a rookie at quarterback. Yeah. Brock Purdy, third string. Okay. Dude, he he did a spin move when no one was around him. Alright. Well let's get it. Let's get into it. Callick Manis. Fifteen out of 33 attempts. 186 yards, a touchdown and interception, and he got sacked once. One and one and one, dude. Austin Eckler makes an appearance in running back. Austin Eckler's back up in the mix. Four carries, 29 yards, not the best, but Callie Eckmanis also rushed three times for 16 yards. Krosky Merriott, nine times for 15 yards. So not much going for the ground game there. And then I'm assuming the passing game is going to be abysmal. Who's D brand? Di Diamme Brown. Diamme? Yeah, Di Diami Brown. It's Diamme Brown. Diamme Brown. Three receptions, sixty five yards. That's probably good and then that Trelon Briggs. Yeah. Trailon. Yeah. Yeah, Traylon. Trailon was. That makes a lot of sense 'cause a lot of times when like the young person gets in the game, they're thrown to like the third stringers. They are the in practice. That's why you're lean on. Yeah. That's who they have the better timing on. Which makes sense 'cause I had not seen Daomi's name before. So hopefully he averaged twenty one yards a catch. It's pretty good. Yeah. I mean he originally was drafted by when they were called the Washington football team in twenty twenty one. shit, so they've been around for while. Yeah, so twenty twenty one from twenty twenty four he was with still with the Commanders and then he got drafted by them and then he went to Jacksonville and then also came back to the Washington Commanders. Nice. Yeah. Well a couple passes to Krosky Marriott, five receptions for Stefan Diggs for only thirty five yards. That's kind of crazy. and not much else for anybody else. So you know easy to say Commanders had to throw on the rookie very last minute. Not to be expected. It's a game where they had a short week because they had a fly to London, probably super fucking tired. That sucks for them. On the other side, Colts win in there and they handle business. They advanced to two and two. Right? Commanders are one and three for the season so far, so they have to do they're gonna have to hopefully Jaden Daniels comes back, which it sounds like he's gonna be coming back next week. Daniel Jones, 19 completions for 34 attempts, 143 yards, and intercept intercept. And two sacks. That is not a very that's not a good stat, dude. No. The stat line is kind of Why did I trust him in my fantasy? Why did I think he was gonna do a lot of times the ball? A lot of times he runs. I know. So he does. He carried four times. I think after injuring his ACL, he's not running anymore. He probably got a point. Yeah. He did have four carries for two yards. Jonathan Taylor doing Jonathan Taylor thing. And a T D dude. And a T D, yeah, you're You're right. I can't take that away from him. Jonathan Taylor did Jonathan. Jonathan Jonathan Taylor things, twenty carries, ninety five yards, two tutties. Yeah. That's two titties. Two titties. You know we love that. I love two titties, dude. And then Seth McGowan. Okay. Seth McGowan, six carries for thirty one yards. First time I'm seeing Seth McGowan's name. Yeah. I don't know a lot about him. He's he's twenty four years old. But he is he did get drafted by the Indiana Indianapolis Colts from Kentucky. He w he's gone to a couple colleges, so Oklahoma, Butler, C C which is like a division three school in Mexico State this year. rookie. Yeah, he is a rookie. Well, in the receiving core, we have five receptions for Laquan Treadwell, forty two yards, Tyler Warren, five receptions, forty one yards, Let's see, Ashton Dunlin, three receptions, twenty one yards, and then Josh Downs, three receptions for sixteen yards. So kind of a look you know, Jonathan Taylor carrying the Colts, the Colts are gonna go as far as Jonathan Taylor can carry them. Yeah, and Ty I think Tyler Warren as well. Like having Tyler Warren is the only passing game. Yeah. They need help on the receiving end. Maybe who knows? Maybe they'll get Marvin Harrison Jr. Son the Colts? Yeah. Is that a rumor you think? he's I don't know if I'm bought in on Marvin Harrison Jr. but his dad did play for the Colts, right? His dad played for the Colts. I see. So like I feel like it could work out for him. Sure. In the end. So we'll we don't know. He's gotta do something. No, he's not. Going outside. I don't even think it's him. Mm. I think it's the play calling around him. So well that's it. Let's dive into that once we get to the Cardinals. Yeah. We'll move on. Yep. Cowboys Texans. Cowboys thirty-four. Texans thirty. Cowboys go to two and two and Texans fall to O and four. So that's a shame. CJ Stroud, I've been talking a lot of shit. He has been playing his ass off. I th he has been playing his ass off. It's not his fault. And for the for once, his d the Texans defense is not coming through. I mean there's been like what two Years before this, Texans defense was like hot shit. The last two seasons they have the two seasons before, yeah. They they were controlling the game, usually for the most part, and then CJ Stroud wasn't doing anything. But now it's like he's he's pulling through for his team, but then now it's the defense that's not so yeah. Cowboys and Texans, that's a little bit broke back mountain, right? Definitely. So Jack Prescott goes for 34 32 completions, 45 attempts, 335 yards, and a touch. Yeah. Just one tutty. That's a pretty good stat line, though. Mostly the CD ha half of his receptions went to C D Lamb, so I'm happy about that. Yeah, no, 100%. helps when you have C D Lamb. I'm gonna get to the rushing first before we jump on that. Javante Williams, 19 carries, 62 yards. He's kind of a workhorse for him. And three titties. Dude, he had three I didn't realize he had three titties. That's crazy. Good for him. Javante Williams. Glad he bounced back from his injury when he was in. with the Broncos. Yeah. It's found he's found he seems like he's found a new place over in Dallas. Yeah. Good friend. You always want to see those careers come back. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Especially at a young age. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And so yeah, receiving. You have him on your team. Seeing Lambs getting him. See Lamb 17 receptions, 189 yards. Almost 200 yards of receiving yards. One time. You have him on fantasy. Yeah. You have him on fantasy. Yeah. That's something we love to see. And I have Dak in all three of my fantasy leagues. okay. I put my Full trust into him, so you better stay healthy, you bitch. So Alright, reloading, really. CeeDee Lamb, one touchdown. but honestly, did I fucking actually it was kind of a long touchdown, no? no. I mean it was like twenty plus yards. Which is crazy though. Because in retrospect, George Pickens, two receptions, seventy five yards. Yeah. As long as it a fifty three yarder. Yeah, Florney, four receptions, thirty seven yards. Javante Williams, five receptions, twenty one yards. And then Ferguson three receptions for eleven yards. So like everybody else was kind of like Pitter Patter. They just could not stop CeeDee Lamb. Yeah. Which is crazy because it is hard to, you know, juggle Pickens and CeeDee Lamb. They're two great wide receivers. So I can't blame the defense for that, right? Yeah. But holy shit, I think I would try to stop C D Lamb more than I would try to stop George Pickens. Or put your best corner on him and lock him down. Something, dude. Yeah. I don't know what D'Amico Ryan's game plan was there. and I'm really curious. I don't think that there was big defensive movement in the off season for the Texans. I thought they kept the core unit the same. They did. And so I'm really curious. I think they they may have lost a couple of acquisitions though. Well their defensive line was last season. I see, I see. Okay. So but I think they sh I I think most of are still on that team, so they should have they should be locking down opponents. Well they're 0-4 now and they're not putting themselves in a good corner because for the second time and I'd say in CJ Stroud's career, this dude's shining. Yeah. So, CJ Stroud, 21 completions, 31 attempts. Three hundred forty seven yards. Yeah. Two titties. And you can't win a game with that? And you can't win a game with that. No. I mean y you put thirty you put up thirty. You know? Exactly. Montgomery it just makes no sense. Montgomery, ten carries, twenty four yards. There's no fucking run game. You know? No. I mean, hold up, let me check in the box score here. They're going they're going back and forth. No, it's so weird. I think their every down back should be Woody Marks. And I think David Montgomery should be the guy. to be handing it off on like third downs or third and shorts or goal goal line stances, like it doesn't make any sense because they're putting Woody Mark in the goal line stance. Well when it's like first and goal, second and goal, third and goal. Maybe you can think that I mean between them they only have sixteen carries. Yeah. Javante had nineteen himself. So it's like maybe if you control the run game a little bit more you would have been able to, you know, to to to control the narrative of the game a little bit more, the flow of the game. that I think is something that they could I mean, definitely work on, right? you need to produce more on the run game and you need more than ten carries or sixteen attempts at that. I feel like. With that being said though, they got plenty of help from the receiving court. Yeah. I mean they they they were close in the game. It all came down to like the last seconds of the game. But if they control the running game, yeah. Shave a lot more time off the clock, you know. Exactly. well with that being said though, Nico Collins, seven receptions, a buck eighteen, two titties. Yeah. Two Titties. Pretty good shit. Then we got a little bit of Jalen Knoll there, a few receptions. Two titties. Xavier Hutchinson, three receptions. shout out Jalen Knoll. Three receptions, 85 yards. Yeah, dude. and then they got Kayshawn Booty. I forgot Booty went to Texans. Yeah, he's booty, dude. Booty in the Booty in the Brookback Mountain Duel. Yeah. Just a couple cowboys going at it. Just back and forth. Couple cowboys going at it. Switching back and forth. Rough riders, dude. Any final thoughts on this game? Not really. I mean, it was a close game. I feel like the Texans have been in a lot of close games this season and it just they haven't been able to pull through. That they have. They've dug themselves in quite the hole. So O and four is not a great start. And I think statistically doesn't bowl very much. Statistically, they if you start off O and three, if you start start off O and four in the season, it's you can See yourself not in the playoffs most of the time. That's true. I really like D'Amico Ryan's as a coach. I do too. So I hope he figures it out. Yeah. Ernesto, what you think about the Broke Back Mountain? you know, I just slay him back in my chair. why did you sound like that you're Ernesto from Texas? We're we're talking about the Texans, though. Okay, alright. I forgot You're talking about the Texans and the Cowboys. He's down. South right now, so he may it's a little bit more south than that. Great job. Great job. okay I'm disappointed in CJ Stroud, man. Ernesto, how about this? Let's talk about your Jets versus Bears. Jets 12 points to the Bears twenty-three. Jets fall to one and three, Bears climb to three and one. Yeah, sorry ass Geno Smith. What is Tell me about it? Didn't pass at all this this game. Eight for fifteen. Yeah. But he did get a hundred and nineteen yards plus a T D. Yeah. I don't know why I'm fucking sounding like this. Yeah. Bear down motherfucker. It's Chicago. It's Chicago. Yeah. What do you think, guys? Alright. So Braylon Allen did have fourteen carries for fifty-nine yards. it doesn't look like the Jets offense was able to produce much. I mean they had two receptions and that was to Isaiah Williams for seventy-three yards. They had Garrett Wilson, three receptions, twenty-seven yards. I don't like to see that. Geno Smith, you're a bum. I got Garrett Wilson on my team, he's got to produce, and you're not helping me with that. Yeah. What's his first name, Adenai Mitchell? Or Adonai? Adenai. Is it Adenai? I don't know if Adenai or Adenai, but I know nickname's AD. okay. So AD Mitchell. Is it AD Mitchell? Yeah. AD Mitchell. He's he's been injured quite a f for a couple of weeks now. And so he was the second to Garrett Wilson and I spent all this money on his bitch ass. Doesn't play and then I'm like, Rick, Frick my fantasy team. So he'll come back. He'll come back. But I I think the extra help on receiving isn't is not where it should be. With eighty not in there. I mean, he only threw fifteen times, right? I know. So there's not much you're gonna be able to do with that in general. And especially getting sacked three times three times doesn't help. Well And so with that being said, on the other side of the coin there with the Bears, they had Tyler Bajant. Yeah. They ba they benched Keenum. Yeah. I wouldn't have done that. It was a close game at first, I will say. If you watch the game if you watch the game, it was it was pretty close to start off with and t and Tyson Bagent. is it Tyson? Yeah, Tyson. I thought it was Tyler, my bad. No, you're good. Tyson Bagent, had a pretty risky interception and I thought that was I was like, dude this game This guy's like throwing dookie right now. And he's not throwing well. Throwing deep dish subs. Throwing meatball subs, dude. Yeah, bro. Yeah, and then all of a sudden in the second half of the third quarter, he ended up producing really well overall. So 268 yards. Yeah, twenty-five completions out of thirty-four attempts. Did get that interception on his stat line, which kind of funked things up. Kyle Manungai. Thirty carries. A buck forty six in yards. Two titties. So many titties. So many titties, dude. I hear they ended up benching DeAndre Swift. Yeah, I know. He only had fifty Okay, so here's the other thing. Between DeAndre Swift and Kamanungay, there was forty five carries. So br Geno Smith only throws fifteen times. Yeah. And then Braylon Allen only carries fourteen times. Yeah. DeAndre Swift, who was the second running back for the Bears, was second choice in running back, it seems like, had one more carry than that. Yeah. But it goes to show how the Bears controlled the game. And Brees Hall being out and doesn't have the Jesus. Doesn't help the Jets. He's He's a beast. He's a beast, he's a playmaker. On the flip side, Adunze, six receptions for 94 yards. I like to see that. Get on the horsey baby. Adunze. You have him on your fantasy. No. No. Interesting connection. Luther Burden, four receptions, sixty-three yards. Colston Lovling finally showing something. Six receptions. For fifty seven yards, not much else going on there, but they're trying to get him more involved. He had nine targets in the game. That's more than anybody else there in the offense. So really cool to see that. and then we had a couple of receptions for the unders. We have a couple of receptions for Cole Komet. But off the Bears, even with Tyson, yeah. You throw in whoever. That's three quarterbacks three different quarterbacks who got dubs. Who got dubs. Yeah, that's a good quarterback route. That's a good coach. That's a good coach. That's a good coaching staff. That's a well coached team. That's a well coached team with Ben Johnson. Yep. That's you're right about that, Riley. Now, Pat's Bills. Pat's Bills. Pat's Beat the Bills in a shocker. Patriots score twenty-nine. They go to two and two. The Bills only put up twenty-six. sorry, what is didn't do enough to get the dub. Left the field with twenty-six points. so they fall three to one. So this is an interesting game because people were kind of riding off the Patriots. It is divisional. So you always gotta take that into coordination. And there's a beef between Bills and the Patriots. There's always a When the Bills were hot garbage ass juice, they were still putting up fights against Tom Brady. yeah. So them, the Miami Dolphins, we were always putting up fights. So division rivals, like I was saying last week, division rivals tend to be closer than most games. Yeah, for sure. On the Patriots, Drake May. You know, I hear Skip Bayless start calling him Drake maybe. I think that's pretty fucking funny. 'Cause he maybe will get you the dub, like he did today. Twenty two completions, thirty seven attempts, two hundred and sixty nine yards, three titties. Three titties. Didn't have an interception. He can't shake the interceptions. He's gotta reel that in. He's got like eight on the year so far. Yeah, he's gotta take care of the ball. yeah. Well I mean he did well enough to win the game. He also Rushed eight times for fifty four yards. Yeah. Remind J. Stevenson and Dude, he was the leading rusher. And Trayvion Henderson. That's fucking ass. They split the backfield. Thirteen for Stevenson. sorry, thirteen for Stevenson, fourteen for Henderson. So they split the backfield, got equal amount of com yardage there, forty seven for Stevenson, forty two for Henderson, so it looks like they got a I wouldn't say a two headed beast, more like a two headed creature. Yeah, Did you find another girl, dude? Maybe he did. Start winning again? Yeah, maybe maybe there's another reporter he's banging in. Hunter Hunter Hunter Henry let's see, led the receiving court. Good for him. He had five receptions on five targets, sixty-two yards. Romeo Dubbs. and Henry led the led in yardage. dubs, six receptions, fifty-eight yards, finally emerging as a wide receiver for the Patriots. That's something that they were really looking for. Matt Collins. Maybe he got injured. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Matt Collins, three receptions, fifty-three yards. And then Fton Chisholm, two receptions, forty-two yards, and a touchdown. sorry. Dubbs had also two touchdowns. So Chisholm, the third, the plays I saw, they were big boy grabs. Yeah. He's been Dude, he had a one-handed grab for that T D. Yeah. It was insane. He had his it should have been a PI, but it wasn't called. But he had his arm being pulled. He got and he still got the touchdown. It's been a little bit since the Patriots have had a true white boy slot receiver. Which they're very well known for. You're thinking about Amendola and then you're thinking about Adam and you know. and what's the other guys? Woody. that's wait, You're talking about the that's the running back though. Yeah. The dude he started number eighty. He started it all. No, he didn't it was West Walker. West Walker. West Walker, Danny Amendola. is it Danny Amendola that I'm the thing then? West Walker, Danny Amendola, Julian Edelman. Okay. And now I think you got Afton Chisholm. Another whiteboard. Yeah. Ramanj Stevenson caught a few balls for twenty-seven yards. And so that was enough to get the Bills going to beat the Bills, the Patriots. Josh Allen, still super Superman Josh, twenty-three completions for For thirty-three attempts, two hundred and fifty-three yards, a touchdown and an interception that was late in the game. So that's kind of I'd write that one off, but still in the stat line. and then James Cook, twelve carries for seventy five yards and a touchdown. A long of seventeen. You'd think they'd want to feed that more. He was averaging he was averaging six. How do you try with only twelve carries? I mean they try if you did you watch the game? Mm-mm. So you didn't want watch a lot of the games this weekend. I went to I had two weddings in sat on Saturday that I had to go to. Yeah. Made speeches at both of them. Hell yeah, dude. I think they came out pretty good. Good. And then I think my night started getting fuzzy at like 9 p.m. Okay. And then I woke up in the back of my car 'cause it was campgrounds, so I was prepared, so I was camping in my car. But gotcha. But yeah, I had a drive. left there like at eleven. Yeah. Back here like at two. So I missed all the ten o'clock games. Yeah, so I was too hung over to put on red zone in my car. I mean i the Bills at first it was kind of weird, they were struggling at first. Patriots were controlling to b at the beginning of the game and then all of a sudden it like switch the Bills were controlling the game and and then the Patriots and then at the like close to the end the Patriots score. I think with the F them Chisholm touchdown they scored and then the Bills were trying to come back. Get back in that day. Get back. So it it was just unfortunate because I think I think Josh Allen got sacked. to lose that game or it was just like a He threw an interception. He threw an interception. Yeah. Yeah, he tried to go for a deep bump. That I did see. Okay. I was trying to keep tabs. Yeah. Yeah. Any final thoughts on that? I mean just the notable injuries, like with DJ Moore being out and then Keon Coleman was also he has like an unknown injury. Really? Yeah. That's how he popped off. He did pop off, but he had an unknown injury at towards the end. I'm gonna grab a beer from my new mini fridge. In the studio. my god. Let's pick up s studio mini fridge beer. Now you I can talk and still be in the room. Hell yeah. I still don't have a urine here though, so we gotta figure that out. Josh Allen, I think I think the defense just let them down. Patriots made big big plays and took advantage of it. So the Bills just need to do better on defense. Ooh, my beer's a slushy. Gotta figure that out. I still think the Patriots are frauds. Hmm. I wouldn't consider this like trending in the right direction for them. I think they won a divisional game. I think they still need to get a few more solid wins with some real teams for them to for me to start looking at them nicely again. Yeah. You know. But I don't think this takes anything away from the Bills losing this game, other than it just adds to the narrative that Josh Allen is a choke artist. I don't know about that. There's a narrative about it. I'm not saying there's my name. There is a narrative about it. Yeah. It's it's tough because he's he's going to be in the Hall of Fame. Like the numbers he's put up for the Buffalo Bills, they might build a statue for him in Buffalo just because he's He's broken so many records over there. he just hasn't won that trophy yet. Dude, I mean th those games, Bills versus the Chiefs though, it's it's it's top tier it's top tier football every time. Yeah. Like even if like that is a Super Bowl in itself. I I feel like it is and it they just came up short a few times and then played conservatively on defense and played prevention defense and it didn't help during those playoff games. But we can move forward. Sorry. you know the framed. I bought some Bears players. But I couldn't I couldn't find like real people. You got Jim Harbaugh. You got Jim Harbaugh Jim Harbaugh. You got a Mike Singletary though, that's like my dad has a jersey. I got Mike Singletary and then this one looked cool. I don't know Vincent Smith, he was a running back, but the car looked cool. But Jim Harbaugh was real? Yeah. sorry, linebacker. Linebacker. I was about to say he's 55. yeah. So I can't wait for the Nesta. Jim Harbaugh? I mean, what do you think? Damn dude, Jim Harbaugh. Mike Singletary was a beast. Man, fuck Jim Harbaugh. Fuck Jim Harbaugh, dude. He didn't do shit for us. He didn't win a Super Bowl. Fuck him dude. Fuck him. I was on the sorry ass chargers. He's on the sorry ass over four chargers. Alright, move forward. Move forward. We got Jaguars, Bengals. The Jaguars beat the Bengals 22 to 17. Jaguars go to 3-1. Bengals fought a 2-2. Kind of crazy. Trevor Lawrence, 18 completions, 23 attempts, 227 yards. Touchdown. Yeah. Four sacks. Even with the sacks, he was still able to come out with the win. We got the running back Basin by Scholl. Yeah. By Schulton, seventeen carries, seventy-three yards. So got a bit of a workhorse there. And then the receiving, seven receptions for the tight end. strange. Yeah. Seven strange is his last name. Not that it's strange that he caught. Seven receptions, ninety-five yards. He's a bit strange sometimes though. I don't know. It's strange 'cause he's off and on. He's c not consistent. Josh Cameron, two receptions, forty two yards. Jacobi Myers, three receptions, thirty-three yards. Tooton came back, couple receptions for 18 yards. Brian Thomas Jr. What the fuck, dude? He's gotta they gotta get him involved. I mean they're winning game, so I wish they'd get him more involved. Two receptions, seventeen yards. Dude, I wish. I put I put my money. bitch. It doesn't nothing really pops out here on the stat sheet. It was more of a defensive battle, especially with the four sacks for Trevor Lawrence. Yeah. On the other side of the coin. Joe Burrow threw fifty four times. Dude, and almost f thirty nine completions. Four hundred and twenty eight yards. Louder. Four hundred and twenty eight yards. That's crazy, dude. A touchdown let you finish it, but I'm trying we gotta work on our chemistry here. A touchdown, two interceptions, Two sacks. That sucks. Chase Brown, nine carries, ten yards. That fucking sucks. Sanjay Perrin, three carries, seven yards. Joe Burrow even carried three times six yards. Joe Burrow had better yard per carry than Chase Brown. And that's his fucking job. then we got T. Higgins, eleven receptions, a hundred and fifty seven yards. Jesus. I want to sixteen targets. And then let's see here. We got Dante Myers, seven receptions, eighty-two yards. Chase Brown, eleven receptions, seventy-one yards. Yeah. So maybe the carries wasn't such a bad thing. Chase Brown still popped off. Yeah. Mike Goseki. Jamar Chase, three receptions, three targets, twenty-seven yards. He got a concussion at the beginning of the game. Yeah. Jamar Chase got a concussion at the beginning of the game, which is hurts the Bengals significantly because he is the workhorse on that offense. Can't seem to win without him. Dude, I mean even one v one or one v two matchups, he seems to break through those matchups. He's got the trust from J Burrow too. Yeah. I mean T. Higgins is luckily T. Higgins did also get injured towards the end of the game. right. But he's hopefully coming back. Do he so that's gonna suck to Joe Bur not use them. Joe Burrow threw for over four hundred yards. And he's done that a lot. He's done that a lot. And he can't well like in general his career. Well yeah. You know? Over three hundred consistently and he just cannot seem to win games. I am a little bit bummed out. the Bengals defense looked pretty good. I mean they held the Chargers the Jaguars to twenty two points, so yeah. They're probably okay. I think they are. I don't know what else the Bengals could be missing to make them a complete team. Coaching? Coaching, Who's their coach? I feel like a legitimate running back. I like Chase Brown. Chase Brown's alright. And he catches out of the backfield. He has seventeen. I think he he needs a complimentary running back to Help him. Samaji Piran is n is old. Dude's like f forty. Yeah, Samaji Piran. Dude looks like he's fifty. Yeah. What the hell? Yeah. What's wrong with that? That's a horrible He's just Paul Riley. Don't be an asshole. his I'm sorry, but his facial features are not helping him. Alright. Going on to the next. Sorry, Samaj P. Ryan, but you look old. Anything else you want to say about that? He looks fucking old. Cardinals Cardinals versus the Giants. Cardinals lose to the Giants in New York. Cardinals fall to one and three. And then Giants go to three and one. This is fucking insane. Fucking insane. The Jameis Winston Giants. Say that three times. The Cardinals, Jacoby Brissett, twenty-one completions out of thirty-five attempts. Only 166 yards for throwing 35 times. Jeez Louise. Two touchdowns. Three interceptions. Three interceptions. That's a hat-trick, baby. Jacoby Patrick of fucking INTs. Jacoby What what was it? Briquette? J no Jacoby Brissett. Briskette? Briskette? Was that the joke? I don't know. Brisket, yeah. Yeah. Jacoby brisk what's a joke? Jacoby Maybe if I swing this around, it'll help you think? No, okay. Mid Kobe. Mid Kobe. He got sacked two times. Jacoby Brissett, Ernesto's a big fan. I was actually wanting to really get his opinion on this because it's two quarterbacks. He loves Jacoby Brissett and Jameis Winston. I love Jameis Winston. I love Jameis Winston too. But good thing he won. I did I did bet against Jameis Winston, but I did call out the Cardinals to win this game. But it was close. Right. So, Jeremiah Lucky 14 carries. If you watch the game, it was fucking close. Alright, well let's check out the box score. No, they so at the very end, with I think four seconds to go, they had it at the two yard line, the Cardinals did, and it was a pick six. By Jacoby Brissett? Yeah. Jacoby Brissett threw a pick six? Through a pick six at the either one yard line or the End zone. Did you hear that, Ernesto? Jacoby Bissett threw a pick six. Wherever you are. But that's the second time the Giants have gotten away with a pick in the end zone. yeah, that's true. Second week in a row, dude. Jeremiah Love. Jeremiah Love on the Cardinals, running back for the Cardinals. Yeah. Fourteen carries, sixty-three yards. Tyler Algier, eight carries, forty-two yards. Jacob Bissett himself carried. and a touchdown. Thank you very much. Jacob. Rissette carried himself for four yards, eighteen four carries, eighteen yards, excuse me. Yeah. On the receiving core, Michael Wilson. That's a bad man, man. Dude, seven receptions, ninety five yards. Why do they keep fucking not using Marvin Harrison Jr. and Michael Wilson together? I think it's because Harvin Harrison Jr. is a bust. But I don't think he is. I think they just don't work around him. And there's a lot of there's a lot of things in the locker room that And rumors saying that they're purposely not using Marvin Harrison Junior. But Well, hopefully he gets traded. Trey McBride, seven receptions also for thirty-one yards? Yeah, only. Only thirty-one yards. Alright. Dump offs, I guess. And then yeah, Harrison Jr. one one one reception there. Was only looked at four targets. Michael Wilson, thirteen targets. That's pretty care that's pretty crazy. Taking the line share there. And then yeah, just was not enough firepower. And then the pick six does not gonna help, along with the two other interceptions there, Jacoby mid set. James James Winston, he threw twenty-nine times for eighteen completions. Got that dub. Ain't that dub. Ain't that dub Stole the crab legs off the Cardinals. 250 yards. Three touchdowns. A hat trick. But he left the game with a couple interceptions of his own. Yeah. He got sacked four times too. We're talking about Mr. 30-30. But that's what I'm saying. 30 tutties and 30 interceptions. Mr. 30-30. Mr. 30. Dude, that's insane. Cam Scatabow. Scataboo. Scatabou. 18 carries for 58 yards. That's a scatterbo line for sure. Malik Neighbors making He's he's back. He's back. This season he's producing six receptions, seven targets, a buck twelve in yardage and a touchdown. And then Isaiah Likely still producing twelve targets. Even more than neighbors, seven receptions, sixty-six yards. Yeah. They got two touchdowns, one to Malachi Fields, two receptions, fifty-two yards, and then they got another touchdown to Theo Johnson spreading the ball. Yeah. so yeah, Giants still Producing, even though they have Jameis Winston and I'm not convinced yet. Who's who's the guy who messes in his Nia? Their main quarterback? Jackson Dart. Jackson Dart's out for the year. Yeah, Jackson. So I don't think the Giants are gonna go very far. But I don't think the Cardinals are a team to fuck around with. No, I don't think so. They're not a pushover. I I said this at the beginning of the season the Cardinals will make games doable for them, but Other than that Seahawks game, I think that was just like a fluky Seahawks game. Do you think JJ McCarthy is gonna play at some point? It's hard to say. I think Jameis Winston will control everything until it it actually shows that he cannot even pull through anymore with his I think with the interceptions. my god. You can just end it. What the hell? no It's okay. Can you not Sorry, this is why we need a different computer dude? It's okay. We'll figure it out. It's doing well so far. I don't think that the Giants are going to really do anything. Even with JJ McCarthy. I don't understand the JJ McCarthy trade. I don't either. The JJ McCarthy the Giants traded for JJ McCarthy who was a first round pick for the Vikings maybe three years ago at this point. They drafted him and he was hurt, so he missed the first year, came back the second year, and played well certain games. We that was one of our first episodes, nine or nine. Kept getting injured though, and then had to miss the rest of of the year. Then this year, his third year, he took the back seat why while Kyler Murray won the won the job. So then he gets traded to the Giants after the Giants lose Jackson Dart in an ACL. Which is weird to me, because I guess you get a young talent, but then you must not be convinced that Jackson Dart is the long term goal for you, which is why you bought you traded for a quarterback to develop. But I don't even Think JJ McCarthy's gonna like it's not a win now move, it's like a let's just try to get better. Yeah, I I don't understand that trade, but then again, he is a younger quarterback, so maybe they can produce something out of him or they see maybe see potential in him. John Harbour is been a longtime coach, so maybe he sees something that we don't or his offensive coordinators may see something. Imagine if they drafted him to be a backup for Lamar Jackson. Jackson J J. McCarthy. Crazy quarterback girl. But I mean Jackson Dart just keeps getting injured. I mean he had a concussion last season, right? That's not Jim Harbaugh's Jim didn't draft him. A lot of times. Yeah, you're right. Thank you. John. John didn't draft him. A lot of times a new head coach comes into the game and then the mix for the team, they want to draft their guy. Yeah. Or trade for their guy. Yeah, exactly. Could be that Jackson Dart is days are numbered in in in New York. New York, yeah. I mean When are they gonna find that one quarterback? They haven't found a quarterback since Eli Manning, so like it's it's it's been struggle. Yeah. Well I mean, I don't know. I think Daniel Jones probably could have worked out a little bit better for them. Yeah, I mean he had that once he had this was it last season? I think it was Colts. Yeah. Yeah, and he had like a couple years with the Giants. Yeah. But the thing is it lined up for the contract extension, so he played enough to get the contract extension and then he didn't play well enough to stay on the contract. I don't think it was necessarily him. I think it was a whole team effort on that. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but But Any final thoughts on that game? No. I mean the I think the Cardinal or the The Cardinals got a little unlucky with Jacoby Brissett. Maybe Jacoby Brissett can if he continues to stump down and not play well I think you can see the rookie Carson Beck coming in at any point. Yeah. Just because like Jacoby Brissett's at his almost at his limit. Yeah, why not? Yeah. No, I t I I totally agree with the with you. And I get I I I get that Ernesto loves Jacoby Brissett. But like But he's gotta take a back seat. Yeah. Dude dude's had a long career, so like he's He's shown that he can't really produce. Yeah. So as much as I enjoy watching him play, yeah, he's a great backup. Like he can win games as a backup. Or a bridge quarterback. Which is w I think where he's at right now. I think so too. But I don't think Carson Beck's the answer either. You don't you don't No, dude. I think so. I didn't I didn't see guts or anything in that in that In the Natty? In the Natty. No. I dude I didn't see heart. Yeah. But I didn't see like purposeful. I didn't see I didn't see anything transcending. Yeah. And I think those nighty games are very important. I saw Deshaun Watson transcend in that game, you know. I've seen what's another good example? I mean, you had Jalen Milro who was in the natty I believe and doesn't didn't do anything. I saw Fernando Mendoza transcend. Yeah. You know, like some people just have it and I Some people just have it in college though too and don't have it in college. Like there look at Tom Brady for instance. Didn't have a natty or anything and has like several superboys. But I think if you put Tom Brady in a natty situation, Tom Brady would have performed well. That's what I'm saying. Carson's back maybe it wasn't only Carson's back fault, maybe it was the full team giving up points and giving up big plays over and time and time again. sometimes it's just a team it football's a team game, dude. I fucking know that right. I know I know in Carson Beck. I saw s a little something in Carson Beck, I think with his the defense, the Miami defense, but we we can move forward with our NFL predictions, but I think Carson Beck will have his chance. Okay. And play well. next game's gonna be Titans versus Ravens. The Titans lose in Baltimore to the Ravens. The Titans drop down to and four. They keep falling. They are spiry. And the ravens, they grow to three and one. They what are the ravens? See a three and one? They flocked him, dude. They flocked him. They flocked him good. The score. The score, I think, is a little misleading. It was not that close of a game. No. Derrick Henry put them up the scoreboard for seven. They were seven and seven in the first quarter. And then the second quarter, Lamar Jackson throws to Say Flowers, makes it seven fourteen. Lamar Jackson throws another tutty to Mark Andrews, seven twenty-one. And then at the end of the half, it's seven twenty-four. So the third quarter. quarter, Titans came back, scored a field goal, and then in the fourth quarter there was a touchdown from Cam Ward. But with all that being said, Lamar Jackson left the game. So he exited the game late in the second quarter with an ankle injury. Tyler Huntley took over at the quarterback position for the second half. And then I think that's kind of where you get where the Ravens look like they stalled out a little bit. Even with that, in that first half alone, right, Lamar Jackson He threw fifteen tim twenty times, fifteen completions, two hundred twenty two yards, two titties. Yeah. That's that's a great stat line for a half. Yeah. For a half. Yeah, I mean that's it's still scary 'cause like Lamar Jackson being out and unable to practice actually too. Like that's that's that's gonna be hard on the Was it a pretty bad ankle injury? Mm. Yeah, it's gonna be hard on the Ravens. He he can't he he went home in a boot, so shit. Yeah. In contrast, this for the second half, their backup, Tyler Huntley, eight nine throws, eight completions for sixty three yards. Yeah. That's the difference. Two hundred and twenty two yards and a half versus sixty three. I will say Lamar Jackson threw almost two times as much. But you know That's that's what's gonna happen. And Tyler Huntley is a good backup. I think Tyler Huntley's a good backup too, but he's not gonna be able to have those games against like Chiefs and stuff right there. No. He'll help you win games against like the Titans. Right. And I I feel like there's some other teams where he could still play really well. Even in I think Tyler Huntley would do better as a quarterback than Malik Willis is at Dolphins. Yeah. I know, I w that's it's strange. Anyways, Derek Henry being the fucking monster that he is, twenty three carries, seventy three yards and a titty It's just a workout hearse, dude. Just one titty. Lamar Jackson, he ran for twenty yards. If you see me kind of snapping at the air it's cause we have little fruit flies in this bitch and it's annoying. Receiving Zay Flowers, eight receptions, a hundred eighteen yards. Good showing for Zay Flowers and a touchdown. Rashad Bateman, two receptions. Hibner, two receptions. Nothing too crazy for everybody else there. Mark Andrews. Five receptions for twenty seven yards and a touchdown. So, yeah, the Ravens did good enough. The they stalled out with Tylen Huntley. Mm-hmm. So I'm not trying to applaud the Titans too much because they stalled out an offense in the second half with a backup quarterback, but Lamar Jackson was dicing them up. So I mean I think Robert Sala fucked himself by ch taking the job against the Titans. I've said that before. I think this is a hard franchise to turn around. I don't think he's the guy to do it. I don't think he's the guy to turn around a franchise and yet he's chosen a second franchise to try to turn around. His first attempt was against the Jets. And I think Cam War Cam Ward is a quarterback that needed development and Robert Sado doesn't know how to develop. He's a defensive minded coach, so he's not gonna be able to have the development with a quarterback. So I think the Titans are in trouble. Yeah. I think Robert Sall is gonna be out of a job, maybe after a year or two. I think Cam Ward's gonna be trading. Or I guess he's still on his rookie contract, isn't he? So maybe. Yeah. We'll see what happens there. Ravens took care of the job. Titans gonna have to figure that out. Carnell Tate, dude. The rookie receiver. Nine receptions and a hundred and forty for the Titans, yeah, I didn't even go over their stats their stats. My bad. No, you're good. Tony Pollard, 16 carries, 48 yards, and a T D. Mm-hmm. Cam Ward also rushed four times for twenty seven yards. Tajay Spears. It was weird. Tajae Spears had like I I saw his one run or one of his runs. Yeah. One of his two runs, and it was a really good run. So I'm like, why don't you continue giving him the ball? Giving him the ball and to Tony Pollard. He was good. It good before Pollard came in. I think he was there before Pollard. He was. Yeah, they'd be a nice like double headed monster in the backfield, but for whatever reason they're just not wanting him to do that. They're not using it. They're not utilizing their run game. Next game? Next game. Next game. Really good game to talk about. Rams vs Eagles. So Rams vs. Eagles, right? give me a second, I have to wAz. Nah dude. I'll I'll take it from here. Alright, start talking about it. Start Okay, Dad. I'll start talking about this. So I'm boingy Gee Weavies. I I'm just I'm just playing dog. So the the Rams, Eagles, Rams win it twenty four to twenty. It wasn't it shouldn't have been this close. The Rams should have put this game away a lot sooner and I think they should have doubled down on him, put over thirty points on him. It it was not a great game to watch. I thought it was a boring ass game to watch. The Rams with Matthew Stafford Matthew Stafford threw for fifty Fifty one times, thirty two completions, three hundred and seventeen yards, and two interceptions, which I think that's the reason why it was such a close game, because he he just had those interceptions that kind of made it too close. Kyron Williams, sixteen carries, eighty yards and two titties. He had a a full game of carries and wanted to express how he sh is the lead back and it should be the leading back in this league for Kyron Williams. Blake Coram, five carries for fourteen yards. Puka Nakua, nine receptions, 125 yards. He is back. Puka nukua. Puka Nukua. I was what I was trying to say earlier is that For the pod. What I was saying this was a closer game than it should have been. Yeah. No, I wanna the Rams should have dominated this game and put up like thirty plus points. Well, and I wanted to touch on how the Eagles pissed it away. But yeah, you you you're talking about the stats first, right? I'm talking about well, I talked about that when you left. whoops. Okay. I did I did I am talking about the stats right now. So Tyler Higby, five receptions, sixty seven yards. Kyron Williams, ten catches ten receptions, sixty seven yards. So in a total like a buck how much? Like a a buck sixteen in total. In total. All purpose yards. Yeah. And so Devontae Adams re four receptions, thirty two yards. So it seems like Puka Naku is gonna be that guy again where Matthew Stafford's just super comfortable with him and always utilizing Puka, which I'm kinda disappointed in, but I'm happy for Puka. Yeah. I think I'm disappointed for my fantasy sake because I drafted Devontae Adams, but Yeah, Devontae Adams. I do have Kyron Williams. Devontae Adams last year did really well. He was a touchdown machine. have you talked about the Eagles yet? I haven't talked about the Eagles. Let me talk about the Eagles because I don't like Jalen Hurts. Dude, Jalen Hurts played like shit. So I have been on a hate watch for Jalen on Jalen Hurts for a really long time. I think he I actually it's the Philadelphia fans. I don't think so too. It's not Philadelphia. It's not Jalen Hurts himself, it's the Philly fans saying that he's like an elite quarterback that talking shit about Purdy for one. Yeah. And and and we'll get and we'll get to that. And but making him seem like he's upper echelon, he's like Patrick Mahomes level. He beat Patrick Mahomes for the most part. That's because he likes tush pushes. Yeah. And that's the actual play that helps him get to the Super Bowl, win the Super Bowl. Jalen Hurts completed 12 fucking passes for 93 yards in 60 minutes of professional football. And had two titties. As a professional football player. Okay. Not even he couldn't even crack a hundred. The only thing he has over a hundreds is is all purpose yards 'cause he had like eighteen yards in carry. Yeah. They had Tank Bigsby carry fourteen times, fifty five yards. Shipley six times, twenty three yards, so not much help. Saquon Barkley left the game again early. Dude, but it's not like Saquon's so disappointed. But it's not like Saquon Barkley was really producing even when he's in the game. For whatever reason their run game is ass. Yeah. And then fucking Darius Cooper, three receptions, thirty three yards, Makin Lemon three receptions, what's this Dontavian Wicks three receptions. Ertz two receptions. So the other thing here is is did Devontae Smith get hurt? Devontae Smith did not get hurt. He was there? He was there. Okay. So no fucking ca the Rams go to two increase the record of two and two. Eagles fall to two and two. So they have the same record. My issue with all this is The Rams came back from a ten point deficit in the fourth quarter. Yeah. Shout out Kyron Williams. Those two tutties helped put them over the edge. Yeah. the Eagles, I think it's a Nick Serianni problem. I think Jalen Hurts is a service serviceable quarterback, but Nick Seriani's play calling is ass. Yeah, dude I I I is he not the defensive side of things? 'Cause I feel like Seriani? Yeah. I think he's just like a fucking player's coach. Yeah. I mean he might be a players coach then. If you zoom out, right, and you pay attention to the stats. Yeah. Total yards, four hundred and fifteen total yards for the Rams to the Eagles one hundred seventy two. That's not good. And that was at home. In Philly. In Philly. In Philly. You gotta play out. If you're you're you're playing home against a good team and your f your fan base is behind you and there it's a full pack stadium, you better fucking show out and make some plays. Okay. I also think and I agree with that, the Eagles are spiraling. Yeah. They're Lane Johnson retired. Lane Johnson, right? Yeah. Or left guard? Left tackle maybe. Left tackle. I think it's a left tackle. Left tackle retired after this game. That's how bad the Eagles are. And then the Eagles traded their starting center to the Ravens. Because they had replaced the Raven, the center you took. The center we took. But still don't give that up. So you are working off a whole new offensive line and they traded him for crumbs. They traded him for like a fourth. Well th your starting center. You can see that Saquon isn't having the numbers that he usually has. So you're gonna go back to your backups? They're not doing anything. Tank Biggsby fourteen carries for fifty five yards. Your backup lineman? yeah, I know. You know, like what the fuck are you Yeah, what the fuck are you doing? I think they Why are you supporting your back? Your running back. I think they threw in the towel. Yeah. They're like, we won a Super Bowl. I don't know, dude. I don't know. I think they threw in the towel. It's so weird. Yeah. So that's Fuck the eagles. Fuck birds will be birds. so good for the rant Good for the Rams. There's several Yeah their division rivals. good for them though. They're a couple of games behind still, so we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. Any final thoughts on that? The Eagles pissed it away. Eagles did piss it away. I but I think it should have been a worse score than it actually is. I think the Rams should have definitely put up more points. Matthew Stafford, like I I said it earlier. You watched the game. Yeah. How do their drives stall out? Because there's a lot of yards there. Did they change it? For the Rams? Yeah. I mean I Did they try to convert on a fourth fourth decade? I mean I think turnover, like the two turnovers that he had. sure, right. Yeah, that makes sense. From Matthew Stafford. So the two INTs, like that's the only thing. And then I think just time management. Yeah. Like took over. Sure. That makes sense. Yeah. any last thoughts? No. No. Cool. Fuck the Eagles. Yeah, fuck the Eagles. Packers Bucks. Packers beat the Bucks. They go to two and two. Bucks fought on four. They have their rookie step in there. the Packers kind of scraped by against the Bucks team. Against the Bucs team playing their rookie quarterback who honestly did not play well. Did not wow me. No, he didn't. Could you load the stats? I'm actually having a hard time too. maybe it's my wifi. Yeah. It could be. Okay. So seventeen fourteen. the game technically if you watch the game, I have it here. You got it. Yeah. So the game became seventeen fourteen. It was seventeen seven, up until the fourth quarter where their rookie quarterback what's his first name? Jalen. Jalen Daniels. Yeah. w like at the beginning of the fourth quarter scored a tutty. So it was seventeen fourteen for a whole quarter. Julian Love? Huh? What's Love's first name? why am I sorry, it my phone's just like not possible. Love threw thirty times. Completed twenty two of a hundred and ninety seven yards, two titties. Gotta love that. Who gives a fuck about his first name, dude? Yeah, I can't I don't know why I can't fucking remember it. Fuck the book. yeah. Yeah, because you're Ernesto, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. thanks for the contribution to Ernesto. And then the running back Johnson, eight carries, forty two yards, and then Christian Watson, three receptions, forty seven yards. Kinda crazy. That There wasn't much productivity there, it a defensive battle. Then we had Jordan. I I just remember I was like Jaden. And then Jalen Daniels. Jalen Daniels, yeah. Jalen Daniels threw twenty seven times, had nineteen completions, a hundred forty eight yards, a touchdown, two interceptions. You could say that those two interceptions dictated the game since they only lost by three points. Yeah. Bucky Irving, sixteen carries for sixty one yards. You gotta love that. And then Cade Otten, four perceptions, thirty seven yards. That was early. being wide receiver. That's sad. God damn. You got so much talent on that receiving core and they could only produce very little on that. Okay. I mean Right. Right? J yeah. Jalen Jalen Daniels? Come on, bruh. What show up? Okay. Show up. First of all, Jalen Daniels. Jalen, yeah. Went is an undrafted rookie. Yeah, undrafted rookie. Who was three points away from beating Jordan Love or tying Jordan Dude, Jordan Love handed them the winning punch several times in this game. Yeah. And they just couldn't. push through because of the the Packers defense. I think Mike LaFleur is paying for playing for his job. This year. Like they're not making I I don't think like you you see those gambling games where you're like you're the you're or it's like what's what's that The app everybody downloaded Flappy Bird. Every win he loses. And then you gotta keep tapping. Yeah, you gotta keep tapping, you gotta keep winning. Yeah, he he he just couldn't tap. I don't I don't think he can tap any longer, dude. I don't think he's got yeah, nothing left to tap. Nothing left to tap, dude. What are you any final thoughts, Nesto? Fuck the Packers. Fuck the Packers, dude. Mm. We got the Dolphins versus the Vikings. The Dolphins is spiraled down out of control to 0 and 4. You're gonna get your ass kicked. The Vikings, they go to 4-0. Vikings! This is insane! One of the only fucking undefeated teams in the NFL, one of three, Niners being one, Vikings the other, and then the Kansas City Chiefs being the third. Dude, don't remember ten to fifteen. Ten to fifteen was the fucking score. Their kicker is the MVP for that team right now. Okay. And his last name is Reichar. Reichard. You know like Reich. Raichart. Yeah. Yeah, it sounded a little too natural for you, Riley. Yeah, my phone's acting stupid as fuck. Malik Willis, seventeen attempts, nine completions, eighty-five yards. Ollie Gordon, shot out, nine carries, a hundred yards, and a touchdown. Yeah, dude. Shot out the boy. and then Washington. Nice. Five receptions, sixty-seven yards. Kyler Murray, for whatever reason, threw thirty seven times and only put up fifteen points. He threw thirty seven times. Dude, I tell I'm telling you, he's a piece of shit. He doesn't know how to play quarterback. He Fucking is just in the right system right now. He had 27 carries for 247 yards. Aaron Jones, 20 carries, 94 yards. Unk still has it. TJ Hawkinson, 13 receptions for 199 yards. I like to see that. Will Reichler scored all 15 of Minnesota's points. Minnesota has just been winning with defensive field goals. Yeah. Fuck touchdowns. Dude, fuck it. You don't need an offense. You don't need offense, dude. At this point you can put a fucking a cutout of Kyler Murray. Dude, it actually it actually reminds me of the Denvers defense when they didn't have much of an offense with Tim Tebow. And they they were playing exceptionally well, but then I don't even think Paint Manning had a great year one one season or and their defense was just controlling it. I think it was the season he actually won the Super Bowl when he was like Not that good. No, he wasn't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's against the Panthers. Against Cam Newton. Well yeah, I guess fuck the Dolphins, fuck the Vikings. Dude, I don't I don't know. Any final thoughts on that? Huh? Any final thoughts on that? No, dude. Alright. they're not a true 4 0 team. I don't understand what's going on. They did. no, Beckham Jr. and Justin Jefferson in the same wide receiver room. Is Justin Jefferson even coming back? You think he'll be traded? I don't think he'd be traded. He's injured right now. I think he'll come back at some point. Yeah. before we get into my game and your game, we'll save them. Okay. So we're gonna hop and skip over to Chargers versus Seahawks. The Chargers lost to the Seahawks in Seattle. Chargers put up twenty three points. They fall to O and four. O and four starts of the season with Jim Harbaugh and Justin Herbert. What's the nickname? They call him If Man. Justin Iffman. Like if he if he had this, if he had that. And the Seahawks put up thirty on the Chargers, going to three and one. again, a game where the score makes it is a little misleading. The Seahawks controlled that game. They terrorized the Chargers for a bare throughout the whole game. And it wasn't until like the end where the Chargers were able to put up another touchdown to make it look not so bad. Yeah, if you will. Yeah, Justin Herbert with two INTs and a and four sacks, dude. Yeah. That's not Still can't protect them. I mean their their star offensive lineman, Joe Alt, is out. I think another one of their linemen's is out too. It's not helping them. But they need to like Like how do you put it into perspective that you need to protect your quarterback? Yeah. Or at least fight for your quarterback. Yeah. Especially if he was supposed to be your franchise quarterback. The Chargers fucking suck. They're fucking ass. I knew it, I called it. Fuckem. Bolt down. So Justin Herbert, 31 attempts, 19 completions, 189 yards. He didn't get a touchdown, but he did throw for two interceptions. Not good. Omarion Hampton, nine carries, 45 yards. Justin Herbert carried it six times, 40 yards. who's Keaton Mitchell, ten carries, thirty-nine yards. And they even tried Kamani Videl five times, twenty-five yards. Not great. The Let's see. We have Trey Harris, three receptions, sixty yards. Mm-hmm. and then we have Quent Quentin. Yeah, Quentin. Quentin Johnston. One reception. Once one reception, forty four yards. And then over here we have Aronde Gadskin Gadsden, the second, five receptions for thirty six yards. And then the running backs put in a little bit more work. Keaton Mitchell, five receptions, twenty four yards. Vidal two receptions, eleven yards. So not able to muster very much. Mike McDaniels fucking evolutionary offense not looking that great. Dude, it's weird. Yeah isn't it? Like it's become it's starting to look like Tua wasn't the problem, bro. Think about it. Tua made It's starting to look like Tua was a good part of look like Tua was a good part of the fucking Duncan Dolphins. I don't think it's I don't think it's Mike McDaniel's fault fault. I don't think the the I think Justin's Herbert Herbert's talents is fading and it's sucked out of him. Mass and beer is just sucking it out of him. Sucking it out of him, dude. And not he's not a service up he's not a serviceable quarterback. Like he cannot fucking make plays. That's fine. I think he should go be traded to another team. And then if he fails on that team, you'll end up being a quarterback for the Niners. Like Mac Jones and Sam Reynolds. And then he'll be a backup. And he'll be a great backup. I just think it We're like quarterback hospital. Dude, they have hospital hands for the fucking like Chargers right now. Everyone drops the fucking ball. Lemon McCocky can't hold on to a ball to save his life. He dropped a he dropped a pass in the end zone. Freaking Quentin Quentin Johnston is known for fucking dropping passes. Yeah. I thought he was gonna be different this season, just with the whole new offensive mindset that I've that I have, but it's not. I heard interesting commentary where Mike McDaniel's offense is set up for anticipation throws. Yeah. And there it goes back to Brock Purdy saying that like he can't see he can only see sixty percent of the throws he makes. Like the other forty percent he doesn't know, he just throws it. Like he can't see it's all anticipation. Yeah. Right? Like he's going to be here. That's why I throw the ball. Yeah. And so, they're saying that the problem with Justin Hurts, Jalen Hurts, Jalen and Justin Herbert, yeah, is that they need to see it to throw it. And so when it comes to anticipation, they don't have that, and that's something that they need to develop. Which would make sense because Mike McDaniels would say that Tua was very accurate and Tua had anticipation. Yeah. So maybe that's why Tua had success in the Mike McDaniel offense and why Justin Herbert's not finding that same success. Because Justin Herbert's a big arm. Yeah. So he needs to see it and he's talented enough to make the throw once. he sees it even if it's tight window. But he doesn't have that key. Anticipation. Right. Yeah. Which makes sense to me. Yeah. I mean Trey Harris is a young receiver that they drafted last season, I believe. if I go back. Yeah, they drafted him last season from Ole Miss and he was he was good at Ole Miss. He's a good wide receiver. So I think having that young wide receiver is gonna help Justin Herbert. But I like you you were you were saying How many how many young wide receivers does this guy need, bro? How many little boys does he need? He's a little boy. He's a little boy himself, dude. All right. He's a little boy himself. So Max Crosby even th says it. He said that to Jor I know. He said that Garn Garner Ranch, but I feel like he says that to every quarterback. All right. On the flip side, the Seahawks, Sam Darnold threw twenty two times, completed thirteen passes for a hundred and sixty eight yards, a touch two touchdowns and one interception. So I guess a Stat line that doesn't wow you, but obviously they put up 30 points. So we have over here Emmanuel Wilson, 21 carries for 81 yards. They got a committee in the running back position. So Emmanuel Wilson, Rashid Shaheed, he even had two carries for 33 yards. He also had a touchdown. And then they're going to George Holani. Never heard of this guy. Seven carries, 18 yards. Good for that for that guy, I guess. JSN. JSN, five receptions, seven. Seventy six yards on six targets. Emmanuel Wilson, maybe for some dump offs, three receptions, thirty nine yards. Rasheed Shaheed with one. Cooper Cut thank you. Emmanuel Wilson also have another t touchdown and receiving. One receiving, one running. Have a day. Have a day. He's having a season, I think. This is he's gonna be the lead back. R try to get Joe Mixon the Seahawks, but Joe Mixon still has a I guess he couldn't pass the physical physical? Yeah. Yeah. So that makes sense. That makes sense to you. Rashid Shahid won Catch, twenty yards, Cooper Cup, one catch, AJ Barner, one catch, and then they kind of spread the love a little bit there. So the Seahawks went in there, they took care of business. The dark side went ahead and helped them out with that. they had, yeah, two two interceptions. That's gonna change the game for sure. Seahawks, we'll get into it when we talk about the Niners, but that's gonna be a big game this week. So Any final thoughts on Charger Seahawks? Bolt down. Dude, bolted up their ass. They got bolted up their ass. Yeah. Okay. Your ass. Alright. So the Sunday night game. Lions versus Lions versus Panthers. This was a great game. Dude. Very great game. I think the Panthers controlled the the game overall. They did. They did. A hundred percent. But it was still It was still nice to see how everything was going. Yeah. Lions, two to two. They fall to the Panthers. They only put up twenty-six points. The Panthers put up thirty-two points, so they go to two and two. So they even out their scores there. when you look at the Lions, Jared Goff passed fifty-two times attempts. had thirty two completions, threw for four hundred and twelve yards, had a touchdown, no interceptions, took care of the ball. He even had a sack there. Yeah. Jameer Gibbs is a monster. Fifteen carries, forty six yards, one touchdown. Unfortunately the game got a little bit out of hand, so there wasn't a run game that couldn't be established during that time. And then over here in the receiving we had Jamison Williams. You've been asking for this guy. Right? I have. Yeah. Yeah. No, I've been asking for for them to Share the load. And they gave him a load. They gave him the load, dude. They gave him a load. Six receptions. 100 two yards. That's a big load for the guy. That's a big fat load, dude. And then Isaac Tesla Tesla, four receptions, ninety-five yards. All right. Sam Laporta, eight receptions, eighty-four yards. Save Brown, eight receptions, seventy-five yards. And Jameer Gibbs had thirty-one more yards. Yeah. four catches. just not enough. Their defense. Was not able to stop the Panthers at all. They got cut up by Bryce Young. Dude, I guess not having Terrian Ar Arnold Yeah. Yeah. In that in that corner room in the defensive back room. Like it it just doesn't help. Mm-hmm. This was a fun game to watch. however the scoreboard is also a little misleading. The Panthers were in control for the majority of the game. when you look at the Panthers stats here, Bryce Young, forty one throws. He threw a lot, twenty-nine completions, three hundred twenty-nine yards, two touchdowns, no interceptions, also took care of the ball. He did have three sacks. Chuba Hubbard, twenty carries, a hundred and twenty two yards. Shout out Chuba Hubbard. Damn, dude. Chubba Hubba, baby. Yeah, Chubba Hubba, Bubba Bubba. And then we have Tedaroa Macmillan. Fourteen receptions on sixteen targets. A buck ninety-two, two touchdowns. They could not stop this man. Dude. He was catching balls everywhere. He was so good at catching balls that night. Dude, catching balls left and right. Left and right. Just like going juggling them and yeah. Yeah. He was six seven and all over them. Dude. John Mechie got three balls. Thirty-seven thirty-seven yards there. Darren Waller. Three balls, thirty-six yards. so they spread the love, but Tetter Roy McMillan was the one that they could not stop. They spread the love on all they spread the love, spread the balls and some people got surprised loads. Loads they've been working very hard for. So I enjoyed watching that game. The Panthers they showed up and showed out, they kinda punched the lines in the mouth and they came out with some very cool graphics. They it was like the Lion King where he's dropping Wossi Pan, but it was a Panther at the top. Pretty cool stuff. Any final thoughts on game? No, I mean I at least they shared the love with Jamison Williams, but they then they then didn't really I I guess he had eight receptions, but for Amon Ra, St. Brown. Yeah, I mean I just thought the Lions would do better this season after last season. I hope Matt Campbell's not on the hot seat. Dan Campbell? Thanks. Dan Campbell. Yeah. I hope Dan Campbell's not on the hot seat. I do like him as a head coach. Yeah. I think he fits I think he has a chance to make the Lions a great team in a Super Bowl winning team, but Dude, their defense is not panning out. But he turned that franchise around. Dude, he did. He did fire him after doing You can't. You can't. I mean ac not this soon. Not this soon. Yeah. But if he doesn't make the playoffs, it's it's gonna be risky. Because they didn't make playoffs last year, right? No. Mm-hmm. So if they don't make playoffs two seasons in a row when they ha had prior two, like multiple seasons. I'd put him in the hot seat next year. That's fair. I I this yeah I I I think that's correct. I think they should, but I've seen crazier things. This is a this is a a cutthroat league. So like coaches get cut Non stop if you're not banning out, if you're not winning games. If you're not winning games, you're just you're I hear you. But he put the Lions in an F NFC championship. Like and they should have won that. Yeah. Had it not been Bang Bang. All right. let's move on to the Monday night game before we touch on our games, because there's definitely a lot to say on our own personal games. The Falcons belt to ass on the Saints. Holy shit, it was belt to The Saints went marching home? Well they it wasn't normal. They still march, dude. They didn't drive. They didn't drive. On the twentieth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, they got belt to ass. That's so fucked up. Falcons, dude. They go to two and two. They put forty-five on the Saints. Saints bottle one and three. Saints only mustered twenty-four points. And even that is misleading. I would say even that's misleading. Saints got belt to ass all game. I think the I think the Saints had A hyped up sea an overhyped up season. I like Shuck. I think they too. I think they got good BC. He has a good he he's a good quarterback. Shuck's a good quarterback. But They have a lot of missing pieces. They need a th they had a running back but he got injured. Travis Edzian is or I guess we call him Han. Right. he's not doing yeah I mean, it sucks that he's injured, but they have another young running back that keeps fumbling it. Yeah. Not gaining a lot of yards after being touched once. Yeah. You gotta touch me more than once. You gotta touch me more more than once, dude. But I think it has to say I'll get In the stats here, and then I think I'm gonna I'm gonna tie it up at the end here. So yeah Michael Pett's Jr. commendable 20 attempts, 15 completions, 223 yards, and a touchdown took care of the ball. Brian Robinson, no sorry, Bijan Robinson, 19 carries, a buck forty-five, two touchdowns. And then we get into Brian Robinson, 14 carries, 62 yards, three touchdowns. Fucking hat trick, five touchdowns. And that wasn't even all. We have Drake London over here, five receptions, ninety six yards. And then we have Jahan Johan Dotson. Is it Jahan? Jahan Dotson, two re receptions, fifty four yards, and a touchdown there. Kyle Pitts, three receptions, forty seven yards. Giving fantasy people some hopes. but damn it man. With all that productivity, all that production on the for the running backs, yeah it obviously shows that the Saints have a glaring problem that they cannot stop the run. No. Yeah, they got ran all over Michael Penix Penix. Penix. sorry. Michael Penix didn't have crazy stat line, I'd say. No. It was just Bijan and Brian. Yeah. Meet the Robinsons. They rocked him like a hurricane, dude. No. You're fucked up. That's fucked up. I would say they fried him like a like a beignet or something. Nah dude. Twentieth anniversary, homie. That's fucked up. That's an American tragedy, you asshole. That's an American tragedy. Hurricane Katrina's nothing wrong with that. I don't. I don't either. I was listening to last week's episode we made a nine eleven. I said somebody had nine eleven because they had nine catches. Yeah. on the Saints offense, Tyler Shuck threw forty eight times, thirty completions, two hundred and eighty-six yards, and a touchdown. Also took care of the ball. Alban Kamara, Kamara, came back from being injured. Seven carries, twenty-three yards, two touchdowns, but then it got injured again. I think that helped that kind of fuck them up. And so then they had a lean on folks like Kendra Miller, six carries, nine younger. Six nine dog. Dude, six nine. CJ Donaldson Jr. three carries 18 yards there. Yeah. On the receiving end, shout out Chris Olave, Mike King, eight receptions on 12 targets for a buck 16. And no res no touchdowns though. And then Juwan Johnson, that tight end is putting in work for them. My god, six receptions, fifty-nine yards. He seems to be a safety blanket for Shuck. He is. We have Devon Vayley, that guy put up six receptions, fifty-four yards, and a touchdown, very important catches every single time. Yeah. Very that guy is surprising me. Very good catches. Did you see the touchdown catch that you made? I did watch this game. Yes. Dude. Yeah. Insane. That was the craziest catch. Go check out that highlight. Alvin Kamara. Shout out Alvin. Five receptions, thirty five yards. yeah, the Saints defense just got ran all over him. Unfortunately, I mean they their offense wasn't able to do much either. The the Falcons defense, I don't know. I think Michael Phoenix Jr. reinvigorated them. Penix Jr. Excuse me. Any final comments? Nutty. This is fun. Yeah. Alright. do you wanna do the Raiders last? No, I do not want to do the Raiders last dude. So let's talk about the Chiefs, Raiders. Chiefs. Score thirty on the Raiders to beat them in Las Vegas. Chiefs advanced to four and become one of the three undefeated teams in the league. The Raiders fought a three and one. They lo they only put up twenty seven points. Very close game. I think I I did watch there's a lot of highlights with this game or I I watch red zone, so like that's the only service I really have as red zones, but they had a lot of plays where I watched and a lot of drives I watched for the Raiders. It was we had some important drives that could have and should have been points on the board and it could have been a lot closer or maybe potentially winning it. Yeah. I think the the fumble from the kickoff killed us. Mhm. Because that that put us under and it just hurt our momentum. 'Cause after after the big run from Kenneth Walker Dude's a beast. Yeah, man. Dude a hundred and seventy seven yards. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. Two T D's, like twenty two carries. I I j I just think there there were just two runs that really hurt us from him and it just blew up in our face. Yeah. So Patrick Mahomes, dang, had like a fifty fifty c completion attempts rating. Fifteen completions, thirty attempts, two hundred twenty five yards, two T Ds. I think the two T Ds to I think it was Taekwong Thornton. Rest in peace. he's Don't fucking say Rest in peace is ankle maybe. What the fuck is in peace? I'm gonna step out for a second. Keep keep keep giving your solidity. My bladder's a little small, but He's Typon Thornton's not dead. His ankle is but you see that? We don't laugh at injuries rarely. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So Typeon Thornton, he he had a big game, five receptions, 111 yards, and two T D's. yeah. Sorry, dude. Your your ankle's fucked. But I'm I'm hoping for a full recovery. That injury looked horrible. it was it was a long throw, it was on a third down and I believe it was third down and seven and we blitzed off everyone but one person and that one person got beat and then he caught up. And he initially tackled on Thornton stood up, didn't realize his ankle was bent the other way, and then went back down. And that was horrible to watch. I can't believe they kept showing it over and over again. Like, I don't understand why we keep showing that. That should just be a timeout. Just go to commercials, don't show it. Xavier worri Xavier Worthy, four receptions, seventy yards. no gray, two receptions, seventeen yards, Travis Kel. two yard or two receptions, fifteen yards. I don't know who else he's gonna throw to. Like Taekwondhorne and Rishi Rice also went out with an injury this game. Probably Tyreek Hill. They're probably in Tyreek. Dude Tyreek Hill, I hope not, dude. But they will. now I was explaining about Taekwond Thornton's injury. Why why are we showing it over and over and over again on the replays? Like th this was even in red zone. Like why are we still showing it in red zone and not panning away to another game? Yeah. Or just panning off to commercial. Like it shouldn't happen. And I felt bad for Taekwondo Thornton because I was like, he's he's been killing us er this whole time. He's been the deep threat for them and it just sucked because I was explaining it where he got tackled, he stood up, but didn't know his leg was crooked, and he fell back down. So it was it was hurt me to see that. Yeah, they said that it's dislocated though. So interesting. It looks broken. They said that it was dislocated, so the recovery is not that fucked. That's good. so he might be back for a playoff push. Fred Warner dislocated his ankle, and so he could have made it. back for the NFC. It just looked ugly, dude. It was like bent like sideways. And I was like, that that looks broken to me. But yeah. Going going to the Raiders side of things, Kirk Cousins Just playing out of his mind. Played great. Dude, he played amazing. He had one interception. End of the game though. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, take that interception away. Three hundred and sixty-five yards. Yeah. And one of the touchdowns he scored, he like moved out of the pocket. The dude looked like prime Brock Purdy. Yeah. No. Fuck him. No, I'm sorry. Alright guys, super down super down. But yeah, three sixty five three hundred and sixty five yards. Like he's leading the league and passing touchdowns. Which is crazy. At thirty eight. With You like that. With his fucking tight ends. You like that. I love it. I fucking love it. I wish we'd have won, but we didn't. I'm sorry. Ashton Gensy, fifteen carries for fifty eight yards. Mike Washington Nine carries for only eighteen yards. Like It was a shootout. It was a shootout. I think the the Chiefs have a really good run defense. It's like their their safeties play like linebackers, which is so crazy to me. It it just doesn't make any sense. Brock Bowers, six six receptions, eighty six yards and a T D. Michael Mayer, eight receptions, eighty two yards. We're just using our someone called it out. I I was watching something And someone called it out, when because this is looking like a Patriots offense back in the day when Tom Brady was also using Hernandez, Aaron Hernandez and Aaron Hernandez and Rob Gronkowski and utilizing two tight ends. And Brock Bowers plays like a receiver almost, or like a dual threat receiver. So that's that's huge. Ash and Genty had six receptions, sixty eight yards. So he had a total sixteen yards total. So, Trey Tucker, four receptions, forty four yards. I thought he was gonna have a better game. Cody White, dude's actually playing really well and becoming our all pretty much wide receiver one at this point, catching all the touchdowns, making big plays when it matters. he had a really big catch to keep the drive alive during the last drive of the game. All you guys need is just one You guys just need a true wide receiver to one. You know what? Fuck it. Get Justin Jefferson in Las Vegas. Or Marvin Harrison though. Marvin Harrison would probably Justin Jefferson would be better. Less than and he's worked with Clint Kubak and Kirk Cousins in Minnesota. he probably doesn't want to go then. I think he's done with Kirk. And another tight end, Ian Thomas, came from the came from the Panthers last season. He had a T D. He had two two receptions for thirty two yards and a t touchdown. A crazy t it was a really awesome touchdown. It was the first touchdown of the game and it was like a crazy little reverse. Yeah. Where they they panned out a receiver to take away the safety, I believe, and then threw it to Ian Thomas. It was amazing. Jalen Aylor. Disappointing, dude. Disappointing season. I thought he was gonna be utilized more. Still early. Yeah. I thought he was gonna be utilized more. I thought he was gonna be a top ten receiver, but now it's not looking like that, which sucks. But Who knows? Maybe maybe someday. Maybe soon. So sad. Someday. that's funny. But we lose thirty to twenty seven. You have any thoughts? You guys played great. it's a divisional game, so I'm not I I think I think you guys are gonna give cheaps hell. I I'm It was really cool to see you guys, the way that you guys battled. I know that your team they should feel like you guys can fucking take Next time. W you guys Dude, we we could have won we should have that won that game. If you guys I felt like we could have won. If you guys play like that, you guys are playoff contenders. And I think if I They never gave up. And I think I think if I watch a playoff game with you, I might cry with you. I I think with Kirk Cousins right now The way that he's playing and the mentality he has, like keep pushing, even when he gets fucking thrown to the ground nonstop and not get a penalty for it. Yeah. Like Patrick Mahomes would. Yeah. Like he did. Like he did. Then wasn't there in the end zone his body got landed on or something? It was against the Dolphins, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's true. like he was getting slapped left and right and he just kept going and pushing through, which I I love. to see in a quarterback, but I also hate to see it. Yeah. Because you don't want your quarterback in that situation. Yeah. Well Kirk Cousins, even as a church boy, he's playing like a fucking raider. Dude, he's playing like a dirty fucking raider, dude. Well you said it's no but I think he's like I think Dirty isn't like mean, green wanna fucking bite your face off. Yeah. Like it playing with not giving up. Not not giving up. Yeah. Just crazy. I think The Chiefs should should be careful next time. I think they're gonna be a little careful with you guys next time. They definitely are. we played for whatever reason, these last seasons, we've played better in Casey. I'm During that Christmas game a couple years ago was the frickin' best it might line up Christmas ever. It might line up like you guys are kind of in a rebuild year. Yeah. If you get a wild card spot, you might see the Chiefs again in the playoffs. Yeah. And I don't think the Chiefs won't Wanna see you in Arrowhead. No. Because you guys gotta you play a little bit better in Arrowhead. Yeah. And I I I hope I I just hope we can we can beat him next time around. But I'm excited for the season. I think this game actually showed that we can stick with a great team and play really well. Yeah. Like to at least play competitive. Mm-hmm. Yeah. No offense. And yes, I said Chiefs are a great team because I can't deny it, but I mean he has three Super Bowls. Yeah, fuck I hear you dude. I fucking ate him. So But now Anyways. Right, on the bright side, we're going to your game. The best game. Fuck the Donkeys. Alright, hold up. Shout out my homeboy Max, if he ever listens to this. So Bang Bang, Niner gang, this game was a little scary. Yeah. Niners beat the Broncos. Broncos fought a two and two, put up 14 points against the Niners in Santa Clara. Niners put up twenty-four points. We we we grow to four and Now the game the score is a little misleading as well. There's only a ten point differential and the game really exploded in the fourth quarter. Its game was scary. Yeah. I was asleep for the majority of it because I had just gotten home and I was tired and over it. So, but I did watch the highlights and I did was I was in and out of a doozy up until the third quarter, fourth quarter I woke up and saw that we had one. Thank God. so score was three and three. Until deep in the third quarter, like almost third quarter ending. So it was three and three. Defensive battle. very defensive battle. Which it's cool. Sucks sometimes though. It sucks, but I liked that we showed grit. Now I'm gonna get into a couple bad things here in a second. But the Mims, Marvin Mims fucked up a punt and Niners recovered, which allowed us to be close in close to the goal line and scored to put us up three ten. And then at that point, in the fourth quarter we were able to score a couple more touchdowns. I think most notably the game was fourteen to seven at some point. It was four minutes left in the fourth quarter, so Brock Purdy had to orchestrate a drive and we have put points on the board because the Broncos have had crazy comebacks. So Far, but I think their little pony juice ran out and my little ponies weren't so magical anymore. with two with like two minutes left in the fourth quarter, Brock Purdy they hit him with a blitz. Brock Purdy throws a little tight end screen. Thankfully, Kyle Shanahan drew up to no one else but George Kittle. And George Kittle, George of the Jungle, rumbled down the field to for fifty six yards to score a touchdown. I have not seen George Kittle run that fast since like the second or fur his fucking rookie year. George Kittle actually he outran Talonoa Hufunga, who used to be a niner, was now the safety for the Broncos, who's like fifty pounds lighter than George Kittle. George Kittle's a tight end. I haven't seen him run that fast. This is a guy who fucked up his Achilles in the playoffs last year. That shit almost when I woke up to see the highlights, because I didn't watch it. It shit almost made me cry, dude. Like George Kittle. my guy. It's our birthday coming up soon. George Kittle has the same birthday as me. October ninth. Shout out you big boy. Shout out you. I need another big game against the Seahawks. Give it to me daddy. So let me get into the stats here a little bit. I'll give the Broncos their dues. Bo Nicks went twenty-five out of forty-two attempts, two hundred and fourteen yards, and a touchdown. Like I said, a very defensive battle. They weren't able to get anything on the run game. They gave J.K. Dobbins 11 carries. He only had 40 yards. RJ Harvey, 7 carries, 25 yards. RJ Harvey contributed more as a pass catcher, though, with 10 receptions and 68 yards. He's a great catcher out of the backfield like that. But then other than that, they weren't they didn't have much else going on. Pat Bryant. Ended up fucking up his ankle, I believe. Yeah, that's true. Pat Bryan got hurt. so this was a big thing for them. Yeah. Pat Bryan got hurt. Jalen Waddle only put up 35 yards on five receptions, and other than that, not much of a passing game. Pat Bryan got hurt, and then Pat Sertane got hurt. And Pat and they both looked bad. Pat Sertain was a non-contact injury, and it looked like he stepped weird, so people were fearing the worst. it's not that. So he's gonna be able to come back. But it's funny to me that people are talking to me about how that game would have been different if they didn't get injured. No, I think the forty niners have so many people on their IR list we can't put anybody else on the IR. Dude, they they ha their receiving crew is like still really good with Jalen Waddell. They got Evan Ingram, Cortland Sutton, like how are you not spreading it to Cortland Sutton, who used to be like the number one receiver there? Well Makes no sense. But th and I agree with you there, but it's the thing with the Eagles. It's the thing with the Broncos. People are now coming up and it would have been different if they were in. Yeah, it would have. Yeah. And maybe the Niners wouldn't have lost to the fucking Seahawks 641 in the playoffs last year if we had people, but I'm not bitching about it. Everybody knows we don't have any more IR spots. We can't even put Nick Bosa on IR because there's no more spots to fill. You know what I'm saying? You're talking to somebody who found Brock Purdy because our first two quarterbacks fucked up their legs. Cannot tell me that you lost the game because of injuries. Because I don't give a flying fuck if If if Pat if Pat Bryant hurts himself and you can't find anybody else to throw it to, that's not my fucking problem. Get a better head coach. Cause I know what my head coach is gonna do. And with that being said, big cock glock purdy. Hey, right here, baby. Big cock glock purdy, Brock Purdy three thousand, throwing purdy balls everywhere. It was a rough game for him. I give him that. Is that if you take a grip for you two? The cock. yeah, no one watches though. Yeah, we're still at zero views. You're good. he threw thirty times, nineteen completions, two hundred and eighteen yards. Now if you take away George Kiddo's big catch in the end, yeah probably be like at one fifty, but fuck you, my quarterback did better and fuck Jalen Hurts, that's not a real quarterback. Dude can't even throw for a hundred yards at that fucking sixty minute game. Fuck Bonex. Brock Purdy threw for two touchdowns. That's a pretty stat line. Christian McCaffrey, 15 carries, 52 yards, and a tutty. Debo Samuel, three carries, 44 yards on three carries. Dude, he's a knife. Brock Purdy carries 10 times 29 yards. He puts the team on his fucking back. On his purdy back. I have him in two leagues. I love it. Yeah, I I have him in one and I love it. Mike Evans, five receptions, 76 yards. Playing with broken fucking ribs. Yeah. Mike Evans is running routes, catching balls, and wincing. This motherfucker is producing more than your favorite wide receiver. Who's a fucking bum ass wide receiver? Everybody on the Eagles. This dude produced more with broken ribs than everybody on the fucking Eagles. Give me everybody go go go look at the Eagles stat line. He didn't catch a fucking ball that game. Well what look at the stat line. Jame on Wiggs? Jalen Hurts only threw for 93 yards. There's no way that somebody fucking caught for 76 yards. With broken fucking ribs, Mike Evans is still producing. That's a niner. Bang dang. Rookie Makai Lemon didn't really produce much either. He had 30 fucking yards or some shit? Yeah. Yeah. Negligible. That's negligible. Bowl. Alright? Negigli-abull. That's a neg-eagle bowl. George Kittle. Four catches. Receptions. 70 yards. 50 of it was on that big run, so he would have had like 20 or something, but fuck you. He also has a touchdown. Kyle Juszczyk, this was scary. Kyle Yuszczek looked like he had a really bad injury. Brock Purdy did a little bit of purdy magic on the sideline. Which it looks like he's coming up with like a signature move where he's running towards the sideline and the defenders will come to him and so he'll run forward so they'll try to grab him, but then he'll step back so then it like messes with their balance and then he like makes a throw. He's done it a few times now. It's kind of it's the purdy shimmy is what I'm calling it. Anyways, after the pretty shimmy he throws it to Kyuszek and a Broncos defender comes in very low. And while his knees in the air, like hyper extends his knee the other way. We were it looked like the worst. It looked like the worst, and Kyle Jushek is a huge, huge, huge factor to the Niners offense. He makes blocks, he helps set up screens, he's a cheat code. And I was really worried he's probably not gonna play against the Seahawks, which does worry about it does worry me and we'll get into that. He plays he plays It's weird 'cause like he plays really well against the Seahawks every single season and he's utilized predominantly Like he he does really well. Yeah. For you guys. But against like there's no rival. And then also one more thing I want to touch on real quick. Let me finish this up. Debo Samuel, five receptions, twenty six yards. I love you, Debo. He also had a touchdown. Christian McCaffrey, three receptions, eighteen yards. Dre Greenlaw, twelve tackles. Fred Warner, seven tackles. Do you want to know why Dre Greenlaw went off? Did you see what happened? Achilles. No. Was that Drake Greenlaw to play for the Broncos, right? Yeah. Apparently he said in interviews I researched it, he started feeling to the point that Payton what's his first name? Sean Payton. Sean Payton. Sean Payton started like ignoring him because Drake Greenlaw like hurt all year for them. And so like he wouldn't like say what's up to him like in the hallways and s and stuff. So they ended up releasing him and Sean Payton didn't even like tell him man to man, like told him I guess somebody else told him over the phone that they were releasing him. So at the end of the game, Joor Dre Gre Greenlaw is the first one running on the field. He goes up to Champagne and says, Get the fuck off my field. Get the fuck off my field to Sean like in his face. Good. Where like Champagne Yeah, well, Champagne's a fucking asshole, everybody knows, right? Where but it's funny 'cause there's video of it and Dre Greenlaw's like, Get the fuck off my field and you just see Fred Warner go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So shout out Fred Warner, that dude is a ninety niner Bang bang energy through and through, bleed red and gold. Taking care of our brothers, taking care of my brothers in Christ. making sure Dr Dre Greenlaw didn't do nothing bad. But I love Dre Greenlaw's fire energy. I do fuck Sean Payton. Fuck the Broncos. I I hate the Donkeys. Sorry, I'm going off as a division writer. Fuck John Green. I think it shows us i i it helps show us who we are. Yeah. And I'm very happy for that win. And that's gonna lead into what I'm gonna gonna say for the upcoming games. So this episode's kind of long. We're already at a minute forty. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. So let's get through the predictions. I think the predictions is gonna be quick. mine for Seahawks is gonna be a little bit more in depth as well as yours for the Raiders if you want. But those are my final thoughts. any final thoughts on Niners Broncos? No. No, this is good. Okay. So let's start with Buccaneers Cowboys, Thursday Night Football. We're recording on a Wednesday. So Bucks, Cowboys. Cowboys. I also say Cowboys. I should actually put in a parlay that Dak's gonna throw for like 500 yards. Alright, Ernesto. you know Buccaneers. I love my rookies. You know, I love my rookies. Okay. So Cowboys Cowboys Bucks. Yeah, yeah dude. Then we got Eagles Jags. I'm gonna go Jags. You know what? Fuck Philly. Yeah. I'm gonna go Jags too. I think they're gonna destroy Six thirty in the morning. Ooh dang, I wonder where they're playing. London again? I thought the Jags were just in London. no, th it was the Colts that were in the London. Right, right. Alright. Next game. Giants Commanders. Jags Eagles, I think Jags are gonna fuck up by the way. Yeah. Giants Commanders I'm going to they're gonna have Jaden Daniels back maybe. I'll take the Giants though. Are they? I I think Daniels has a chance. Okay. If Jaden Daniels comes back, then I think the commanders win this game. If he doesn't come back, Giants pull off another weird upset. Scatabout, twenty twenty carries. Dude they have yards. They have Scataboo, they have Najee Harris, who is supposed to be one of the best backs in the league. Yeah. They had Tyrone Tracy Jr. Yeah, I like that one. Who was freaking amazing one season? Yeah. Like I don't understand, like why are they not using him? Because they got Jameis Winston. Browns versus Jets. I'm gonna take Browns. Hmm. They've been rolling. Yeah, I'm gonna also take Browns. Even though fuck Deshaun, but Yeah. But shout out the Browns defense. Colts Steelers. I'm gonna take the give me Steelers. I like to do it. Yeah. The defense always shows out. No In Pittsburgh. Yeah, Michael Pittman might have a big game because he used to play for the Colts. And Aaron Rodgers might throw it to him a lot. Usually receivers with Aaron Rodgers, when they're playing their old teams, for whatever reason they'd show up. Show up. So I I'll go the Steelers as well. Okay. Texans Titans. Texans. Dude. Finally gonna get their first win. Gonna get their first win. Texans. Battle of Cam Ward, you know, Titans. I I like Tim Ward Ken Ward as a as a guy, I think he's cool guy. Vikings Cody Pollard, dude. Vikings, Saints. Dude Vikings fifteen to nine again. Dude, could you imagine? Could you imagine? yeah, I can't imagine. I'm gonna take Saints actually. I like Chuck, my boy. They're get Mike is gonna get shipped off. Did Chris Olave not get injured? I thought he got injured at the end of the game. Mm mm. He got he was like limping off. Yeah, nothing big though. okay. Mm If they can figure out their run game, I think the Saints could win this game. I don't think the s Vikings are as good as their record shows. And I think the Saints are a better team. Yeah. Overall. Well, the Saints just gotta I yeah. Saints gotta Saints have to put it together. They have to get to the quarterback. Michael Penix just like Kept throwing, not getting pressured on it. That's not taking care of That's what I'm saying. These are the Saints. Quick sorry, quick. Ooh, gotta be quick. Saints Raiders pats. I'm gonna go Raiders. You're gonna fuck up Drake May. I hope we fuck up Drake May. I'm also going Raiders. Drake Maybe. Raiders. Raiders. Bengals Dolphins. Give me the Bengals. Give me the Dolphins, dude. What? Yeah. You don't like Jerry butter. What is he gonna do without Jamar Chase, dude? I guess T. Higgins. If the Dolphins beat the Bengals, then we'll be in trouble. Yeah. Bears, Packers, divisional game. Packers are gonna get fucked up, bro. Dude. Maybe if Caleb Williams Caleb Williams won't be back. Kit He could be they they could have a chance back. Tyson Bajian I mean played well enough. I think their coaching staff is just better than the Packers. Against the Jets though. I don't know. Packers yeah, Packers are kind of a shit show right now. Packers don't have an identity, so yeah. I'm going to Well w their identity is the Ernesto Domestic Abuser. Bear down Chicago Yeah That's exactly how he sounded along Alright. This is the divisional game for you. Broncos Chargers. I'm gonna go Bronx. God damn it. I think for a divisional game. I think Broncos are gonna stampede those bolts. I think as a divisional game, I think the Chargers have a chance to win this game. That's capable. Okay. So takes us to Lions Cardinals. Lions. Lions, yeah. Niners Seahawks. Scary game. Scary game. This is a game where we have George Kittle this time. We have Fred Warner this time. We have Drake Greenlaw this time. Yeah, Drake Greenlaw. You have a receiver you have your receiver still. Mike Evans with a cracked with cracked ribs. That's what I was saying. Mike Evans with cracked ribs. We have Debo Samuel. Yeah, Debo. And then Christian McCaffrey catched up. Christian McCaffrey, George Kittle, and We'll see if that new pickup we had, Brandon Cooks can do something. you guys got Brandon Cooks. What was the young guy, Jalen Watson or Jordan Watson? Watkins. Watkins. Jordan Watkins. Jordan Watkins, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's showing flashes too. And he's he's he does great job blocking and stuff. Kyle just has a tough time trusting young wide receivers, so we'll see. But I this should be a good game. It's I'm terrified of this game. But I'm ready for this game. So I think the nine I'm I'm a goal Niners. Bang bang. I'm gonna go Niners. This is in Seattle, so it's gonna be tough. I it will be tough, but I think you guys I think we have a better coaching staff. I I think I guess I'm a better offense. Or a well run offense, so yeah, better coaching staff. If your defense if your defense just shuts up Sam McDon Sam Darnold, Sam McDonald. Sammy Darnold. Sam McDonald had a farm box. Fuck Sam Darnold, bro. Dude, I think i if they do shut him shut him down, like Sam Darnold's not gonna do anything. And then Jason's gonna get locked down. He fucked us up the past two games, so there's not much for me to talk about. Other than it should be a great game, I hope everybody leaves healthy. Yeah. Bang bang niner game. Yeah. Ravens Falcons. This might be a good game. Sunday night football. Maybe. Considering Michael Penix. Lamar Jackson. you're right. I'm taking Falcons. Yeah. I guess King Henry dude? King Henry can throw dude? Mm. He can throw for a touchdown. But then Talent Hunting needs to throw. Yeah. I I think the Falcons defense are is really good and they will show out again and they'll play for that defensive coordinator. If you've heard of his story yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Earl Earl Brick. Ulbrick. Yeah. If no one's heard his story, sad it's sad but like this team has pulled him together. Like this defense has been his family for him, so it's it's really cool to see that the Falcons are playing that hard for him. On Sunday night football. I can go on Falcons as well. then Monday night football is gonna be a really good game. Bills Rams I think it's gonna be a really great game but I'm gonna take the Bills. I like Josh Allen and then fuck the Rams. I need our divisional record to be really really really good compared to everybody else. I mean, Josh Allen is Josh Allen, but Matthew Stafford just has more weapons. Damn, this is gonna be a good game. I think this is gonna be like an offensive game though. 'Cause the Rams defense is surprisingly not good. Yeah. Damn. I'll go Bills. Bills. Yeah. I I'm gonna go Bills. I want I wanna go Rams, but I think the Bills were will win. Yeah. Alright. Well that's that's the last of week five, the predictions. So with that being said, thanks for tuning in. Thanks for listening to this episode. I know we didn't have big sexy Ernesto in the mix and with his luscious and sultry sexy little jazz voice. What you mean, I mean It's true. We have the cowboy gangster version of you you impersonate per impersonated by Riley. and so we're gonna have one more episode without him and then at at that point he'll be back and we'll be a one big happy family again for week seven. Damn. Week seven. Damn. Wait, no, week six. No Is he gonna be week six? Ca yeah, 'cause we'll give predictions for week six. We'll d discuss week five. Week six. So Please still listen. thanks for tuning in. Love y'all. Shout out. here we have my boy. Bobby Fresh. We have Los Doyers. 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