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Who Should Be Fired and Who Should Sue with Brandy and Julie · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 1: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
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  Speaker 1: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
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  Speaker 1: click and collect.
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  Speaker 2: So easy.
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  Speaker 1: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 3: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 4: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 5: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. We never stop. We
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  Speaker 2: are on a national holiday recording this.
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  Speaker 5: We never stop.
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  Speaker 2: Brandy and Julie, thank you for coming.
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  Speaker 3: When everyone else is off of work, we all just
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  Speaker 3: continue working.
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  Speaker 2: Because how else will my Juicy Scoopers get their Tuesday show?
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  Speaker 2: And I couldn't handle the cries, the freak outs. No.
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  Speaker 5: Normally on President's Day, we get together with families.
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  Speaker 3: We celebrate presidents.
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  Speaker 5: We celebrate every year. I know the Goldman's get together.
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  Speaker 5: They light candles. And we pick a president to worship.
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  Speaker 5: And this year, I'm not doing it. Even by Zoom.
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  Speaker 2: We do an oral report on our favorite presidents around
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  Speaker 2: the dinner table.
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  Speaker 5: It's what you have to do.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Jimmy Carter is.
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  Speaker 5: He is dying.
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  Speaker 3: He's going to be dying in the next few days.
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  Speaker 3: Next few days. That's what hospice means.
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  Speaker 5: That is what. And he put himself. I have to say,
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  Speaker 5: regardless of whatever politics, whatever, whatever, I learned about their.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not a huge fan of Reagan. However, their love,
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  Speaker 5: huge fan. Nancy and Ron, huge Beyond fan.
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  Speaker 2: Have you been to the Reagan Library?
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  Speaker 5: Not yet. Can't wait to go.
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  Speaker 2: And read the love letters?
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  Speaker 5: Dying.
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  Speaker 2: Watch the thing.
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  Speaker 5: We want to go so bad.
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  Speaker 2: And also her outfits and how tiny they were. All
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  Speaker 2: of it.
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  Speaker 3: I saw it at the Peninsula and read, like, all read, like, in, like, 2000.
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  Speaker 2: The Reagan Library is a fun afternoon.
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  Speaker 5: I can't wait to go. They didn't care about their kids.
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  Speaker 5: They only cared about each other. I'm so there for it. And, apparently,
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  Speaker 5: Carter and the two of them knew each other their
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  Speaker 5: whole lives. 95 years they knew each other. I'm so
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  Speaker 5: down for it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to say something that's going to really
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  Speaker 2: freak you out. What? So, Reagan's son from his first marriage.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, not the gay one. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: No, Michael. His... daughter was brandon's teacher and i believe
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  Speaker 2: she's still teaching at the school wow connection yes and
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  Speaker 2: um and she said when she yeah and she said
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  Speaker 2: when she went to college that the professor said any
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  Speaker 2: relation to ronald reagan she said yes he's my grandfather
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  Speaker 2: oh and then he was like um well i don't
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  Speaker 2: like him in this and that it was really awful
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  Speaker 2: and so then after that she never would admit.
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  Speaker 3: It in college That's what I do when people ask
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  Speaker 3: if I'm related to Ron Howard. I go, I'd rather
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  Speaker 3: not say.
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  Speaker 2: Every time. People ask me if I'm related to Norm MacDonald.
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  Speaker 2: I go, well, actually, it's Norm MacDonald, and I'm Heather McDonald.
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  Speaker 2: So no.
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  Speaker 3: Is there a famous McDonald besides the hamburgers, Ronald?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: I did spend one week convincing the school that, because
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm so sick of being made fun
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  Speaker 2: of about Ronald McDonald. Is Ronald McDonald your brother? I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. Just say that your dad owns McDonald's. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So I did. And everyone was like totally freaking out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: Because we didn't have cafeterias. So one day a week
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  Speaker 2: you could order like a McDonald's lunch. And I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we donate those lunches.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 2: And then about a week later.
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  Speaker 3: Now you're also a philanthropist.
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  Speaker 2: About a week later, a kid comes into the classroom
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  Speaker 2: and he's like, McDonald's is a franchise. It actually has
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  Speaker 2: nothing to do with the name McDonald's. And so you're lying.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, whatever. Whatever. What was weird is
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  Speaker 2: my dad was in advertising and his biggest account was
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  Speaker 2: Jack in a Box.
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  Speaker 5: Jack in a Box?
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  Speaker 2: Jack in a Box.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, that is weird.
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  Speaker 2: And so then one time, so then Shannon and I
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  Speaker 2: felt weirdly loyal to Jack in a Box. And then
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  Speaker 2: people would have birthday parties at McDonald's and Shannon and
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  Speaker 2: I would not go because they were such a more
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  Speaker 2: successful brand than Jack in a Box. So then my
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  Speaker 2: dad's like, are you kidding me? And we're like, no, dad,
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  Speaker 2: we're not going to the birthday party. It's at McDonald's.
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  Speaker 2: And he was like, listen. It doesn't make a difference.
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  Speaker 2: I make the commercials.
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  Speaker 3: Like, please go to the studio.
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  Speaker 2: And then, anyway, there's some childhood love. I had a
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  Speaker 2: fun weekend. You asked me about my weekend.
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  Speaker 3: I was wondering if you were hungover because it looked
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  Speaker 3: like you were getting after it. And with all the rich,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like ex, like sluts from the 90s.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. It was the most perfect weekend I've ever had
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  Speaker 2: a girls weekend. Just flawless. First, it started out with
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  Speaker 2: on Thursday. I did career day at Brandon's school.
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  Speaker 5: So you walked in front of the class and was like.
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  Speaker 2: In the all-boy Catholic high school.
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  Speaker 3: And warned everyone not to do a podcast or be
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  Speaker 3: stand-up comedian or actor.
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  Speaker 2: I just encouraged them to give them the God, to
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  Speaker 2: pursue the gifts God gave them.
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  Speaker 5: Did you blast one of two songs when you walked
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  Speaker 5: into the school, one being Legs by ZZ Top, the
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  Speaker 5: other one Stacy's Mom? Yes. Did you blast either one
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  Speaker 5: of those songs the second you walked in through the
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  Speaker 5: loudspeakers for those boys?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I wish I had.
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  Speaker 3: How horny were all the high school boys just like, yeah, Brandon,
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  Speaker 3: nice mom.
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  Speaker 5: Just boner after boner under their desks.
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  Speaker 2: So far from that being the case, I did think
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  Speaker 2: about my outfit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I wore jeans, a loose T-shirt, and a smart
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  Speaker 2: blazer and tennis shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, but you were hipping up. So you were wearing
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  Speaker 3: like a rocker tee?
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  Speaker 2: I was hipping up, but I was downing it as
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  Speaker 2: far as like not heels, no skirt.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of shoes?
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  Speaker 2: Tennis shoes. Okay. Okay. And anyway, it was absolutely wonderful.
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  Speaker 2: The best experience of my life.
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  Speaker 3: Did they ask you questions?
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  Speaker 2: You were already on high. I asked lots of questions.
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  Speaker 2: They were great. They were really good.
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  Speaker 3: So you were like glowing when you went into your weekend.
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  Speaker 2: And like the boys' school is like almost every teacher's,
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  Speaker 2: I think only a handful are women, so almost every
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  Speaker 2: teacher's a guy teaching them to be like men. And
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  Speaker 2: so the guy is like, hoodies off, hats off. Phone
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  Speaker 2: and earbuds out. Anybody caught will get automatic Saturday. Welcome, men.
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  Speaker 2: Give your attention to Ms. McDonald. And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Was Brandon in there?
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  Speaker 2: He came to the second one.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so was he– he's used to seeing you.
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  Speaker 2: He was super proud. I was worried that no one
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  Speaker 2: would want to come since I'm a woman and this
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  Speaker 2: is an all-boys school. And I said, I'm thinking about
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  Speaker 2: it now. I wonder if they just will automatically choose. Because,
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  Speaker 2: of course, I was up against cops. FBI agents, like
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  Speaker 2: some kind of juicy, exciting jobs that like they might
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  Speaker 2: want to hear. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I was like, and, um,
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  Speaker 2: and also like ahead of some gaming video network, a
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  Speaker 2: CEO executive, like Sony pictures or whatever. Like, so I
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  Speaker 2: was like, okay. You know? And, um, and so then
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  Speaker 2: Brandon wrote me and he goes, mom, um, I, I
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  Speaker 2: got everyone to, to book you up. Like your two
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  Speaker 2: classrooms are full now, you know? And I go, Oh
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  Speaker 2: my God, that's so great. What did you say? And
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  Speaker 2: he goes, I just told them that if they didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to go see my mom, that they were anti-feminist
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  Speaker 2: and they don't find women funny. And I go, so
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  Speaker 2: you kind of bullied them? He's like, a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: And I go, well, good. But no, they were great.
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  Speaker 3: Did you look out the sea of the only gay
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  Speaker 3: guys that attend that school? I don't see it.
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  Speaker 2: I honestly just saw boys that were being bullied. And
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  Speaker 2: they were very respectful.
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  Speaker 5: The word had gone around, though. There's going to be
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  Speaker 5: a woman that's going to come in. It's going to
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  Speaker 5: be so awesome. It's Brandon's mom. It's Brandon's mom. Totally
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  Speaker 5: saw Brandon's mom. She's wearing jeans and a smart blazer.
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it. It was so cool.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: That gaming guy is going to be there?
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  Speaker 3: He is.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to go to that, too, but there's a
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  Speaker 5: woman coming down the lane.
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  Speaker 2: It was pretty nice. I had to use the bathroom, and,
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  Speaker 2: you know, no one's been in it for many years.
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  Speaker 2: It was nice and clean.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's the best.
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  Speaker 3: So then you went straight from there to this.
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  Speaker 2: So then the next day I went and took jet
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  Speaker 2: suites over to Phoenix, where my son Drake then picked
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  Speaker 2: me up. Oh. Went to his apartment in which I
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  Speaker 2: did a hardcore vacuuming job.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, hopefully you didn't use the
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  Speaker 3: bathroom there.
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  Speaker 2: His was okay, but I had to really vacuum this apartment.
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  Speaker 2: And then we went to a cute lunch. And then
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  Speaker 2: I was off to seeing my girls. We stayed at
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  Speaker 2: the JW Marriott. Very nice at Camelback Mountain. And cute
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  Speaker 2: dinner that night.
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  Speaker 3: Did we go to that? Is that where you stayed?
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  Speaker 2: No, it was a different one. I think I was
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  Speaker 2: at the Omni when you guys came with me. But
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  Speaker 2: there's like a bunch and I just like the vibe.
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  Speaker 2: So the next day was great weather. Did the spa,
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  Speaker 2: hung out at the hotel. We decided to eat at
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  Speaker 2: the hotel and just had everything I wanted. We did
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  Speaker 2: a hike. Oh, you have grown up. We got bikes
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  Speaker 2: and went around the rich neighborhood. Woke up every day
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  Speaker 2: by like 8 o'clock, got my Starbucks, had breakfast.
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  Speaker 5: Did you go to the spa?
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  Speaker 2: Went to the spa, got a massage, did the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: Were you guys walking around with your boobs out in
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  Speaker 3: the sauna?
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  Speaker 2: No, we actually kept the suits on.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I heard that the women were at the spa and
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  Speaker 5: their boobs were out. No way, dude. Their boobs were out, dude.
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  Speaker 5: That's his mom.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, it was just so fun because it's like these
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  Speaker 2: girls I don't talk to all the time, but it's
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  Speaker 2: like it just brings us right back to like, you know, 1990,
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  Speaker 2: college time. And it's like everyone was great. Everyone's super supportive.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone's honest about their lives.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I saw you dressed up. So did you guys
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  Speaker 3: go to nice dinners?
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  Speaker 2: We went to the Ocean's 44, which is kind of
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  Speaker 2: a scene. So that was like, our, like, hot night.
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  Speaker 2: And then the next night we ate at the steakhouse
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  Speaker 2: at the restaurant. And you were just, like– Which I
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  Speaker 2: highly recommend. If you would like tips on how to
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  Speaker 2: do a successful girls weekend, I did it. I'll go
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  Speaker 2: into greater detail, like, probably on Friday's Patreon or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But it was perfect in that you schedule it out,
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  Speaker 2: you plan it out, you make your reservations– Maybe I
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  Speaker 2: would say, I wouldn't even double up on reservations just
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  Speaker 2: in case you're like feeling something and you're not. That
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  Speaker 2: I a little bit regret. But not too much. And
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  Speaker 2: nobody like, and I couldn't believe it. I did not
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  Speaker 2: get drunk. I did not throw up. Wow. I really
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  Speaker 2: grown up.
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  Speaker 3: But you did have two like sophisticated like martinis per
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  Speaker 3: night or something?
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  Speaker 2: Totally. Totally. I had a Cosmo and I had a
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  Speaker 2: cucumber martini the next night. I had wine. I had,
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  Speaker 2: you know, one or two day cocktails, but not insane cocktails.
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  Speaker 3: You did not drink a whole bottle of buttery chard
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  Speaker 3: at some point?
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  Speaker 2: No, I did not. Because the Rumbauer, I can only
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  Speaker 2: have like one glass now. It's changed.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 2: It's been happening for about the last four years.
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  Speaker 5: That you what?
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  Speaker 2: It's turning on me.
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  Speaker 3: It happens. You just get the headache.
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  Speaker 2: It's turning on me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's all turning.
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  Speaker 3: That's when you switch to the hard alcohol.
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  Speaker 2: And then you have to find a whole other alcohol. Sucks.
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  Speaker 2: Gila's my friend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you start going to the, I know how it is.
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  Speaker 5: That'll turn on you.
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  Speaker 3: But the wine will send you right into the arms
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  Speaker 3: of the hard liquor.
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  Speaker 7: Ugh.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about some Juicy Scoop, girls.
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  Speaker 5: Wah, wah.
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  Speaker 2: Ugh, gay people. Don Lemon is– let me tell everybody
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  Speaker 2: what happened. So you would know this guy. He's been
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  Speaker 2: on CNN for a year. One time I was on
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  Speaker 2: a roundtable with him at– on Wendy Williams. And he's– anyway,
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  Speaker 2: well-liked but had some controversy. So he's– I guess he
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  Speaker 2: kind of got– little bit demoted me possibly in his
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  Speaker 2: opinion that he was on the evening run and now
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  Speaker 2: they put him in this like wannabe view show yeah
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  Speaker 2: with these two other women and about a month ago
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  Speaker 2: he got very angry with this one new girl who's
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  Speaker 2: there he felt she was cutting him off done oh
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know that I think they were each kind
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  Speaker 2: of interrupting each other but he's 56 and a man
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  Speaker 2: and she's 30 and he barked at.
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  Speaker 5: Her Caitlin Collins but does.
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  Speaker 2: Bug and she did start to cry and So then
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  Speaker 2: he does the show, and Nikki Haley, who is a
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  Speaker 2: Republican who is going to run for president, had said,
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  Speaker 2: I think that there should be some type of mental
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  Speaker 2: competency test for people running for president.
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  Speaker 5: Over 75.
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  Speaker 2: Over 75, which I'm sorry, I totally agree. I was
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  Speaker 2: the same way 20 years ago about people. As they
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  Speaker 2: get older, having to take their licenses and all that
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: type of stuff for driving. I just think so. But anyway, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Could be something. And he's probably not a fan of
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  Speaker 2: hers to begin with, but he went on to say, well,
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  Speaker 2: you're not in your prime as 51. And he kept
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  Speaker 2: doubling down. And the two women are like, do you mean...
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  Speaker 2: To give childbirth? Because that would make sense, you know? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he goes, no, just any kind of prime. Like,
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  Speaker 2: Google it, Google it, Google it. Only a woman is
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  Speaker 2: in her prime in her 20s, 30s, maybe her 40s.
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  Speaker 2: But in her 50s, she's not in her prime. So
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  Speaker 2: she can't talk about them being in her prime when
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  Speaker 2: she's clearly not in her prime. And they're like, and
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  Speaker 2: they kept being like, wait, are you sure? Whoa, lucky me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still, I'm barely making it at 40. The one
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  Speaker 2: girl goes, and he goes, Hey, I didn't write Google.
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  Speaker 3: Like, fuck.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Google? Like, it was so weird.
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  Speaker 2: So they get upset. Everyone freaks out. And then he
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  Speaker 2: does an apology while he's in Mexico with his boyfriend,
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  Speaker 2: which was pre-scheduled.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he does one. He goes, Hey, look, I'm sorry
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  Speaker 2: to the staff or whatever. I'm sorry if I said something,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like, I'm sorry, whatever, if I hurt you,
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  Speaker 2: but like, Um, all my best friends are girls and
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  Speaker 2: I'm friends with all these female journalists.
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  Speaker 3: Not that old chestnut.
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  Speaker 2: So I can't. Okay, Dawn. So he's like, so I
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  Speaker 2: can't be sexist if I have friends that are women.
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  Speaker 5: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I, I'm surprised he didn't go, Hey, I'm
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  Speaker 2: a gay man, so I can't be anti-feminist. I don't,
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  Speaker 2: but he didn't say that. He just said, I'm friends with,
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  Speaker 2: and they're like, that's as bad as saying like, I
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  Speaker 2: had a black friend in kindergarten, so I can't be racist.
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  Speaker 2: It was up there with that. Yeah. People are calling
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  Speaker 2: for him to be fired. Other people are saying, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think he needs to be fired. Nobody's watching the
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  Speaker 2: show anyway.
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  Speaker 3: He probably already feels fired because he got moved from
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  Speaker 3: primetime to the morning.
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know if anyone also saw his– when he left,
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: he had a primetime show at 10 p.m. on CNN
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: every night for four years. Now, Don Lemon is also
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: someone who talks about himself as Don Lemon.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: So let's just start there.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: You mean he says Don Lemon likes.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: To his show and he had to move. He basically
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: acted like from Don Lemon tonight. He was like, it's
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: been an amazing four years of Don Lemon tonight. Don
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: Lemon has been, it's like.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: So his show did kind of end though. Yeah.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: The show ended.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Also, you know, this is live. Okay. And I do
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: think that things come out about people that are through
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: and that is the way they really feel. And the
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: thing that pops in, this is how he really feels
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: about women is And for all the reasons we've said,
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: and it reminds me of when Kelly Osbourne said, well,
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Donald Trump, if you're not going to allow any immigrants
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: into this country, or she said Mexicans, I think, who's
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: going to clean your toilet? Remember that?
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: And that was on the worst moment.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: I don't remember that.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: And I'm sorry, Kelly Osbourne, I know you're a mom
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: and you probably are pissing reminding everybody, but it was
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: the worst moment. I think it was the worst moment
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: of a live TV talk show host person to say that.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Because she's like, well, no, of course I don't mean that.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, you do. And your perspective is of that.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Because you were a rich person who grew up in
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Beverly Hills, around rock stars, who was on a TV show.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: And your perception is that. And it came out.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: I think that he thinks that those two women in
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: their careers are beneath him. And if women were not
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: in their quote unquote prime in their 20s, 30s, and 40s,
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: he wouldn't be sitting there with two numbnuts. He'd be
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: sitting there with a woman his same age, but he wasn't.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: He was put to it and he'd have someone who's equal,
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: who's a peer, who's been in the industry that long.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: And he wasn't sitting with them. He was sitting with
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: two women who are much, much younger than him. And
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Caitlin Collins isn't even in her 40s yet. Tucker Carlson
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: did a full segment on this. And every single time
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: he said his name, called him Don Limon. Don Limon, okay?
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: And I couldn't take it. I was like, this is
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: so funny. And then he's like saying- look at Don Limon.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: He's so fabulous. And he's showing, he's so sassy. And
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: he's showing all these pictures of him like shirtless and
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: calling him sassy and fabulous.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Well, it reminds me of when Dave, Dave Chappelle, when
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: he talked about juicy, juicy, He called him Juicy instead
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: of Jussie Smollett. He called him Juicy Smollet. Do you
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: know this guy, Juicy Smollet? Speaking of which, that was
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: another thing Don got in trouble for.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's right.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: He tipped off Juicy Smollet. So they were on to
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: his fake kidnapping or attack or whatever. Well, we'll see
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: what happens.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: I don't think he's going to get fired.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: But I have always said, listen, you can't always have
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: the ideal age for when the person dies. gets into
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: the presidency. But for me, I've always felt the ideal
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: age is like about 47 to about 65. I don't
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: think we should kill them like that movie when you
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: die at 30, Logan's Run. I don't think it should
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: be that. If you're good, you can continue. But ideally, yeah,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: that is. So that was what's so weird when he
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: was saying the prime because it was clearly sexist because
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: he wasn't because anyone would agree that A prime age
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: for being a president really is the 50s, if it
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: can work out that way. Okay, have you heard about
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: the South Park video, the episode?
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: We did see a tweet by our good friend Megan
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: McCain on it, but I haven't watched it yet.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Shout out, Megan.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Shout out, Meg.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Hey, girl, we know she listens.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, she came to my show in D.C. Oh, yeah.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Did you get to see that she couldn't bring the babies?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: No, she wasn't. Obviously, there was a baby inside of her.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, the second one.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: I think that baby was born on my birthday.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Clover. And anyway, this is a pretty funny video, a
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: pretty funny clip from South Park. And it's just about
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: how they just keep saying, like, stop looking at us.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: We want privacy. And they have, like, this big thing
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: on their house.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: Leave us alone.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: That's amazing. And it's very, very funny. That's great. But
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: according to the news or whatever, I don't care who
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: said it, that their attorneys are looking to see if
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: they have some can go after South Park. And I'm like,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: oh no. Oh no.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Believe me.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: South Park, they did nothing wrong. I can't imagine that
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: their team of lawyers did not go over this a
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: billion times as they do every controversial thing they do.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: I personally think it's hilarious. You're a public figure. And
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: everything they're saying is it. And if you're a huge
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: fan of them and you found it sadding, don't watch
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: South Park. Everyone else thought it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Was funny, though. Did Tom Cruise ever get his taken down?
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Because he was the one who really... Oh, because he
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: was the one in the closet.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: He really wanted that off of there. And I don't
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: think he could even.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I feel like some of it did get removed.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Like, put Kim.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, they made Bono, you know, he was.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Like filled with shit. Sitting on a pile of his
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: own shit. Of his own duty. You know what I mean?
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: He like shit a huge, the biggest pile of shit
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: that anyone's ever made.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Because he's so full of shit.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Because he's so full of shit. I mean, you can't.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: If you are going over, you can't, and here we go, okay,
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: here's Don Lemon of Megan and Harry, like, You can't
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: go after South Park. You can't go after South Park.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: That shows how shitty you are.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Go on back to England because this is what we're
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: doing here.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: What I've always said is neither of them have any
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: sense of humor.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Clearly.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: They just are so not funny. And good luck to that.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: God, it was.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: So Meghan Markle's sister, Samantha, she has filed a lawsuit.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: She's asking for $ 750, 000 defamation, saying that in the interview
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: that they did with Oprah— There were so many lies.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: There were 38 lies or something about her living like
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: a life as a pauper or whatever, as a poor girl,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: and all these other things that they have. She has
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: proven a lot of them to be lies, but I
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: don't think that it's really defamation because the only thing
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: she said about her sister is at one point the
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: sister's last name wasn't Markle, and then she changed it
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: back to Markle, and I guess that wasn't true. It
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: was always Markle because they share the same dad, whatever.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: But the reason she is trying to sue is saying–
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Because of this, she's gotten all this hate, whatever. And,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: of course, they're asking for everything. And the Markle team
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: just keeps, like, denying no, no. And they're asking for
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: it to be dismissed. They're going to win. Meghan Markle's
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: going to win this one against Samantha, but not against
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: South Park. That's my prediction.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: Good.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Isn't the Markle family constantly– isn't her dad, like, a
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: grifter or something?
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: No, the dad is, like, awesome. And they found a
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: blog when she used to have her post, the Tig
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: or the Twig or– what was her post? She had
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: a thing back when she was, before she met Harry.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: It all got removed, but people somehow have drug it
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: up and found it. And she did a beautiful post
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: on Father's Day to the Tig. How beautiful post on
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Father's Day about everything they did together and how great
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: he was. And he was a set designer and how
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: much he did for her school and how wonderful he
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: was and how he helped with paper, like this whole thing.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: But then he wasn't invited to the wedding, right?
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Right. And so everyone thinks because. Yeah. She just didn't want.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: It was one of the. Okay. I'm going to say this,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: which because I've been studying and I'm not saying she's
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: a con woman. Don't sue me. Okay. But sometimes when people,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: let's say, rewrite their stories, rewrite their past. Yes. Something
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: that they want to avoid is people from the past
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: coming together in a room and Yeah. And comparing notes
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: and being like, so then you were her roommate. No,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I was never her roommate. She had a beautiful apartment
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: by herself that her dad paid for.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: But she said she lived with three roommates in an attic.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Wait, that's so weird.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: In Sarajevo.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Ding, ding, ding. We'd like to make a toast, everyone,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: to my groom, H. Like, yeah. So sometimes... when you
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: go to someone's wedding and you go, it was really weird. My,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: my sister's husband, there was no one from his side there.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Nobody like that's kind of where people thought, right. Is
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: something going on? Or was she just like, I just
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: want Oprah there instead. And I just want all my
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: rich friends here there instead. And whatever, I'm becoming the princess.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: And you know, Samantha didn't come to her first wedding.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: And then the whole thing with the dad was in
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Mexico and a heart attack. And My intention was to
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: always have him there, but then all this stuff happened
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: days before the wedding, and he was embarrassed. So I
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: think there's a lot to it. People don't like that
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I keep talking about her, but other people say, bring
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: it on, Heather. So whatever. I think this is juicy.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Julie definitely got some clap back when she called her
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: a thirst bucket last time, like a few times ago.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: I do think she is. I'm sorry. 100% she is.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: And clearly South Park agrees.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Totally down with South Park.
• 23:10
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• 23:10
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• 23:17
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• 23:20
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• 23:23
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• 23:59
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• 24:04
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• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 24:12
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• 24:13
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 24:15
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• 24:17
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• 24:20
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• 24:23
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• 24:24
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• 24:25
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• 24:28
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• 24:32
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• 24:35
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• 24:36
  Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all.
• 24:37
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• 24:39
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• 24:42
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• 24:42
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• 24:45
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• 24:48
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• 25:00
  Speaker 2: However, Lisa Renadez said, oh, I'd love to see Meghan
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Markle or Chrissy Teigen take my spot. Um, Rebel Wilson
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: announced she's engaged. First, I thought they got married, but
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I guess they just got engaged. Rebel Wilson and her,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: her now fiance. She also has, they also have a kid.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: So I guess they did it at Disneyland. I thought
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: this was a wedding. They said it was, we said yes.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: So I like those.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Little sweatshirt things they're wearing. I think they are cute.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, they do look cute.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Um, wow.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Jeez. And then she also, well, first let's talk about that. Well,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: how do you feel about people who get engaged or
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: married at Disneyland?
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: So, basically, they set up those pillars, put huge wedding
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: bouquets on the sides.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Just imagine the assistant walking through all through Anaheim. Like,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: how long that is. Like, oh, God. I'm probably going
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: to freak out if this isn't right.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: They've got like a production tray, like one of those
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: rolling things.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Some little girl with a churro came too close to
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: their photo shoot and they're like, get away. Get out
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: of here.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: We're about to get engaged. We're lesbians now. We're lesbians now.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Get out of here.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Two princesses can get married. Did you know that?
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: And then they threw white rose petals to really give
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: it the effect of a wedding. Or they added that
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: computer generated it. But it looks like one lesbian is
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: really looking at them. I mean, I like the background.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: If you're going to do that, maybe dress like the
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: princess and the prince or two princes or two princesses.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: We want to be comfortable.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: You're a little too casual for what you did on
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: the sides.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: It's more like Alice in Wonderland, like what they're wearing. Stripes. Now,
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: I want to point the most important thing about this picture.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: Paris Hilton, Kathy Hilton. First two comments.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Dying.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: I'll become a lesbian and get married just for that.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: They weren't the first two.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: They were just raised to the top because they're checkmarked.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: They know who Annie likes. They know who Annie likes.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: I'm dying over that.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I had a video go viral on TikTok when I
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: got engaged at Disneyland in front of the Star Wars thing.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: My friend Colin, he's a juicy scooper who works there.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: And he kind of met us there, helped. And I said, oh,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: let's do, I first asked my sons to do the
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: fake engagement and they said no. So then I took
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: off my ring and Colin said he would. And Colin
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: is a out gay man and has been living a
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: gay life for, I think, a long time. And so
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: when we did it, the people around 100% were like
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: down for us. I had a baseball hat. I mean, clearly,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: no one was, like, thinking it was a mill for
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: a cougar situation. They just thought, I think, we were
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: two dorks that were getting engaged. So it was like...
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: And then... But he was like... And all these people...
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: They were like, oh, poor girl.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: She's marrying a gay guy.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Everybody... The ones that went viral were the ones that
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: were the stitch. Where, like, these guys would be like...
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: And it would cut to the guy being like.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Is no one going to tell her? And then there'd
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: be a few people like, no, she's a comedian, da-da-da-da-da.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: But also I was like, first of all, I was
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: kind of happy that people thought I was young enough
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: to marry– this gay guy regardless.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: And other, and, but other, I was like, God, we
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: feel really don't know who I am, but that's okay.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: I like this journey for you for like, especially since in, uh,
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: in renewing your vows with Peter.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: Since that is a trope that we must do in
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: every show.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: I think we need to renew our vows with this
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: whole situation at Disneyland and And do all this. I
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: want the flowers. I want the thing. You can do
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: pictures in all different areas of you just re-saying I do,
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: redoing your vows. You guys could be wearing like prince
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: and princesses outfits.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Someone could come up and say, don't do this at
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: my vow renewal.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Please don't talk about this at my vow renewal.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: We could try and get in a fight with you
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: and be like, you guys stop ruining my vow renewal.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: And then, you know what I mean?
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Not here. Was Colin in his, was he currently at work?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: No, I think he was... No, it was like his
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: day off, but he could meet us there and kind
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: of like help us, you know.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Maybe get some lines.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Why did you choose.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: I like that with your baseball hat, you chose to
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: do in front of Star Wars. You were just like.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, because I had just seen someone do it there,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: and I felt it was extra dorky. Oh, okay.
• 29:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: It is extra dorky.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: It is. Yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: It's very cosplay-like energy. Very cosplay-like. Although it all is, but.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: I mean, in general, I'm going to say about Rebel
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Wilson in this, it's a lot.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: She's bringing the utmost. to the table for every single
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: thing she's doing she lost a ton of weight then
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: becomes a lesbian then gets married then does.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: It in front of and they have a kid like
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: that's a well she now says that pitch perfect contract
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: dictated her weight for years Oh, sure. She never would have.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, she had to stay fat.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: And all I'm going to say is.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: That's what you do to me, Heather.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: I know. Julie, we signed an NDA.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I need everyone to know that Heather McDonald
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: is keeping me fat.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Since you asked, I did bring up the Juicy Scoop contract.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Okay, good.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, great. In which it reads, as a guest, as
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: a reoccurring guest on Juicy Scoop, I will maintain my
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: appearance and not alter it in any way with extreme
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: body changes, plastic surgery, haircuts, or face tattoos. And you
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: guys have signed that. I'm sorry.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Okay. I need to lose weight. I'm about to get
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: diabetes and I need to lose weight. I want a
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: baby and I want to become a lesbian.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: As someone in the business, what I believe the contract
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: said is she signed a contract with an option of sequels.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: And in that sequels, it probably said not altering your appearance.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: And I think they said like plastic surgery, same thing
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: would go if you did a Jennifer gray nose job.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: And in it, They probably didn't say weight. They probably
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: didn't say like the way it did with Lucy and
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Ethel where Ethel said she always had to be 10
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: pounds thinner than Lucy. And that was– oh, 10 pounds
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: fatter than Lucy.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Heavier than her.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: And that was in her contract. And I believe that.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: But I think, you know, post-2000, a contract probably just
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: said like no big alterations. And her agent probably said
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: what this means is– Don't– yeah, don't– You know, just
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: kind of stay the way you look because we're going
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: to have these huge paydays and you're going to want
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: to do these movies. And if for some reason you
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: look extremely different, if again, shaved your head, got a
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: neck tattoo, got big lip fillers, got a nose job
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: and gain or lost a hundred pounds, that would, you
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: won't be fat Amy anymore. That's your character.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: And you will also look like particularly like say somebody
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: did a bunch of filler and If she lost weight,
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: which she did, she's going to look much older. She
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: was playing a 23-year-old or something. Yeah, those things are
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: placed in college. So they couldn't have them doing anything
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: that's like, whoa, you now look 40. They couldn't have it.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: They were playing older to play younger, all of them.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Well, even after an audition, they tell you, if you
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: book a part from the audition to the time you
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: get that thing, don't do anything. Yeah, don't diet. Don't
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: do anything.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: But, I mean.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: It was quite easy for her to maintain the weight.
• 32:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: It was fine.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Well, it was not a hardship. Ryan Seacrest is saying
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: goodbye to Kelly Ripa. He is just going to stay
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: in L.A. and do American Idol. And her new co-host, finally,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: it took 12 people to finally get to her husband.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: So it's now Mark Consuelos will be her co-host. They
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: probably were just like, let's just get the husband at
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: this point. Let's just get the husband. He won't flake
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: and she won't feel threatened by it. So let's just
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: get the husband.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Here's what I think. One, back when we used to
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: watch The View because we do not anymore because our
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: really good friend.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Our best friend who's almost family now.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, she's like a sister to us.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Megan.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Meg, yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: We call her the Megs.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: When she left, we couldn't. I mean, it's unwatchable.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: It's become unwatchable.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Back when she was on it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: No fun anymore.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: We were so horny for it. I would show up live.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: We didn't just do DVR.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: No, we'd watch it. It was appointment only.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Viewing.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: It was like, it's 1058. I also believe that's your
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: way of procrastinating, but whatever. So you did it.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: So we'd go and show up and Kelly and Ryan
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: would still be on. So that was the only time
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: that we really.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: She'd watch the tail end.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: And then be kind of into it because it would
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: be like that funny blonde lady.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Allie Wentworth.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: She'd be doing a cooking segment and it'd be like,
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: and then I'd be like, am I into Ryan Seacrest now?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: But he's in pajamas.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Many, many, many, many, many, many times he wasn't there
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: and it was always Mark.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: So I think one, I mean, they'd done it a
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: million times. I think it came down to be like,
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: this person's going to make this money. Why not you, honey?
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: You know, I think he's ready to go.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: He has so, so much money. And I feel like
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: I've done this. I've done this. It was fun. I
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: was on national TV in the day. I had a blast,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: but the going back between LA and New York and
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: the American Idol, and I want an easier schedule. I'm
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: 49 years old and doing this show for another three
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: years is going to do nothing for my, how big
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: of a star I am, household name, and even money
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: at this point. I don't have any kids. Like I
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: don't need, Another $ 100 million.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: But I think she was like, why give this money
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: to Andy Cohen when I can give it back to
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: my own self?
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: 100%. It was going to be her husband or her son.
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: That's what I would do if I was Kelly at
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: this point. I'm all about it.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: And they've been together so long. that there's no... I
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: would normally.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I don't need to hear about them fucking every day, though.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: You know they're going to.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: And they always do.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: They're going to.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: She'll see old pictures and be like, oh, look at him.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, save it, bitch.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: It's going to be all about vow renewals, anniversaries.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: How many Page Six and People articles are going to
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: be like, Kelly and Marcus Whaler just revealed that she
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: takes it in the ass three times a year.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, and it's going to be a whole segment. It's
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: going to be a segment. It's going to go fucking.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Three times a year.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: That's going to be a segment on the show.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Anal morning.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: It's going to be a whole thing.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: They're like, we need a younger audience to start watching. Hey, guys.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: What is millennials taking up the ass? So we are
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: going to do, we need you to talk about it.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: We need to give 30-year-old moms hope that when you're 50,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: you could have a daytime talk show with your husband
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: that you still bone and.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Up the butt.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Do it up the butt.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Now, I would normally give someone the advice, don't ever
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: do this. Don't ever do it with your best friend.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Don't ever do it. You could do it, I guess,
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: with your son, but not your partner in any way.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: But they've now been together as long as Jesus has
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: been dead.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I have said this over and over. I don't think
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: there is an easier job on television than to be
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: a morning, daytime talk show host that's just like, light interviews.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Not Oprah-esque where you're like sitting down with the world's
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: first hoarder like she did. I'm talking just fun stuff.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Fun stuff. A movie star for seven minutes. It is
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: not difficult. There is not high stakes. It doesn't matter.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Playing a dumb game when they call up like, what
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: was Kelly eating in 2007? Yeah.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Meatballs.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: We make them.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: It'll be fine.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? I will say that Julie,
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: another time when the lesbian mafia got a hold of
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: her and she needed to come up to me out
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: of nowhere when I was minding my own business with
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: her phone and go, do you know who this is?
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: And I was like, this is a couple days ago.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: And I was like this. I mean, and then I
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: kept staring and staring, and I'm like, if she knows
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: who it is, I must know. And when I tell
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: you it took me five minutes, and it was Mark
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: fucking Consuelos. He was unrecognizable, Heather.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it was his hair.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: It was like a waxen statue that had had its
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: face blown off. It was the makeup, maybe.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: It could have been the makeup.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: It could have been the hair dye. Whatever he's tuning
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: up for the show.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was a little, I was shocked.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: It was a lot.
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Well, they're little people.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: They are.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: They are little people. They are very little people that
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: will be able to fit in there. They have to
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: climb up those giant chairs. You're right. And they fit
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: perfectly together as two littles. You're right.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: The coffee mugs look like soup bowls.
• 37:18
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Like, we fuck up the ass.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Every three weeks.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Sometimes Mac puts it in the front to the back,
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: but we've learned how to.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Do it right. We've got to make sure that we
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: put away all our dildos and lubes before our kids
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: come home from college. Can you relate to that?
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: We never want them to walk in while we're doing it.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: It's too embarrassing. Why is daddy on top of, wait, who,
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: why is, we don't know which one's which. Who can relate?
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, we have a story from the weekends in
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: the Hamptons, you guys. Wait, I'm going to be Kelly,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: and you're going to do Mark, and we're going to
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: do the top of the show. Woo!
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Hello!
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know where to start, but Mark and I,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: the kids were home for the long weekend, and we
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: were in the Hamptons, and I had a little too
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: much rosé in the day. You sure did. And, you know, us,
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: you know... Mark was looking good.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: You were looking good too, baby. You look so good
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: And I threw in some baked potatoes for the clam bake.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: And I said, Mark, we've got about 20 minutes before
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I need to take care of these others.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, let's just get up. And now the
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: dog likes to watch us do our thing.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: I hate that.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: I hate it when the dog's there. So I said,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: we put the dog in this little room.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: The closet.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: Oh, right.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Well, our daughter comes home. And she's like, lets the
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: dog out. And I'm about to climax. Can I say that?
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I'm about to climax. And I hear the dog howling
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: because he knows when I'm about to climax because we
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: do it so often.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: I know, but what's funny is I never do.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: It's weird.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? I don't know if I'm
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: doing it right.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: I don't even know.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: I don't even know where I.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Am.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Anyway, she walks in. My leg is by my head. Yeah,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: well put. Mark's, you know, and then we go, what?
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: What was that?
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: And I didn't know if it was a dog. I
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: didn't know which kid it was. We come down. I'm
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: doing the baked potatoes. And she's like, so when did
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: dad start tanning nude mom? And I go, how did you?
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: know that? It's because she saw his bare ass and
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: there was no tanning line. And let me just tell you,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: that clam bake was like no other clam bake. Cue audience.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: We're going to be right back. And we're going to
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: find out who's going to win a trip to Florida.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: That is going to be.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: It's exactly how it's going to be.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: To a T.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's going to be every single day like that.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I will never be invited on, obviously, after this. Anyway,
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: he's got a girlfriend, Ryan Seacrest, who's 24 or 5.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: He's 49. It's another 25-year age difference that obviously works
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: until he comes out. Sorry. Edit. Whoops.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Annie, tell us how you love anal sex since you're
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: a millennial. I mean, a zillennial.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: I had to just say that in the moment just
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Now, you're not going to really say Heather, and we should,
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: in fact, take all of the Kelly Ripa stuff out
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: because none of us want Kelly Ripa to dislike us.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, we are not taking the Kelly Ripa stuff out.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: Said with love.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: We think that Ryan Seacrest, I mean, at this point,
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I do think he's boning down with these young girls.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, they are gorgeous.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: He takes them off to Cabo, and they're in, like,
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: the tiniest string bikinis, and they look gorgeous.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, we know that he never... He didn't even
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: sleep in the same room with old Julianna Hough because
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: he said, like, the dogs are too annoying on the bed.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: He wasn't into Julianna Hough. You know what? I sat
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: behind them or in front of him at Kim's second
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: wedding to Chris Humphries. And she was talking about something
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: about what she wanted for her wedding or whatever. And
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: he looked at me and he went... And so they
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: broke up. So I just don't think he was that
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: into her. He has had serious girlfriends. I think he's
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: one of those guys that... He's loving life. He did
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: not have to settle down. He doesn't have a biological clock.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: And just like Andy Cohen, he can have a baby
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: whenever the hell he wants. So I bet they probably
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: get married. You do?
• 41:25
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: I think he's probably going to get married and have
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: a kid now and do the hosting stuff in L.A.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: and just have a little simpler life for the next
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: 20 years.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Do you like his George Clooney last half of life
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: thing where he finally settles down?
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Settles down. I thought you meant like he was going
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: to do like UN stuff. No, no, no.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, finally settles down and has kids after he.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: I think he has had a long term girlfriend, so
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I think he kind of likes a long term situation.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: But I just think he's never really been in love.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: And and like they said in one of the Sexist
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: City episodes I recently saw, the guy gets married when
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: he decides to get married. It doesn't. It's not always
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: about the woman. It's not always about the woman. Yeah,
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: or ever. It's just sometimes like, I think this is
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: the time. Because probably every girl he's dated is probably
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: really great and fabulous and would have made like a
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: great partner. But now he's just ready to do it.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I think Julianne Hough is, she's annoying,
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: but I think she's so pretty and sexy.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she wouldn't have been a good match.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: And she's bisexual or asexual. But so is he. You
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: don't think he's bisexual?
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Well, we don't know. I don't know. Well, I do.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: There has not been one person that's come out and
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: been like, Here's the receipts. I met him at this place.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: There isn't.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: So I don't really believe it's true.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: He just gives me wild Todd Chrisley energy.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Not as extreme.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: As flamboyant.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, he does.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Well, Amy and TJ, they took their money and they
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: ran to Mexico. And they're having a great trip. And
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: they will, like I said, they haven't announced it yet.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: But looking forward to the I Heart podcast. Amy and TJ.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: Doing in the butt.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Truth be told. Oh, that's good.
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: It's truth about everything. It's about hot topics, about this,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: about that. We might even talk about housewives. Yeah, that's
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: what it's going to be.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Like notes from the inside.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I am so sick of Megan Fox. Oh, God.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: So Megan Fox, the ultimate thirst trap. Move over, Megan Markle.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: There's a thirstier Megan. It is Megan Fox. It's been
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: her for about five years. Especially since she got with
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Machine Gun Kelly. She did a whole thing right before
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: He does look like Megyn Kelly. Did I say Megyn Kelly?
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Did I hear that?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: I say Megyn Kelly all the time. Megyn Fox with
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Machine Gun Kelly.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you heard Megyn and Machine Gun Kelly.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, she will be Megyn Kelly if they ever get married,
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: which they never will.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she'll be Megyn Gun Kelly.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: So she did all these cryptic posts. We're broken up.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: People assuming it might be this pretty girl that is
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: a guitar player with him. The guitar player is like,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: nothing happened. I'm really offended that this is going on.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: I have a boyfriend, this or that. Then she does
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: a long post and was like, everybody just needs to
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: leave us alone and shut down these rumors and stop
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: talking about it. And they're like, bitch, you started the rumor. Yeah.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: You took him off of every single photo of your Instagram,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: did this thing about being cheated on or something.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: So annoying. I'm so done with these two. And the
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: only person I feel sorry for is Brian Austin Green,
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: that he has to deal with her.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: And their three kids. The cryptic Instagram, you know, Beyonce
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: quote is so fucking 10 years ago.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Like, just save it. Stop with the cryptic posts. Yeah.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: And it's a quote from a song that we're all deciphering.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: And it's like, no. Just no.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Just all of it, no.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: It's all.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: The whole thing from start to finish was derivative. They
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: were copying Kourtney and Travis. tonguing down on the red carpet.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: It was just like, get some new material or make
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: some up.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: I just feel like one day I just might do
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: like a social experiment just to actually know how popular
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: or truly unpopular I am. And just like take off
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: my wedding ring and take some photo and go. And
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: it's like still the nail plush I've worn for two years.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: And then just been like. Making some real changes. Can't
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: say I don't hate the way my hand looks. That's it.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: And then someone being like, wait, could that be her
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: left hand? Did she file for divorce against Peter and
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: just start like a thing and then just be like,
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: And then just be walking and it's just like some
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: music like, I'm on my own. Like find some country song.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: And just like, why is Heather just like, what are
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: these cryptic posts about her? And then I'll be like,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: why are you guys freaking out? Like, I got some
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: new hand lotion.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: God, you weirdos.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Get a life.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: When you say unpopular, do you mean with your own
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: fans or with men coming after you? Like you would
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: find out how unpopular you are.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, I just meant like people wouldn't notice what
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: I'm getting at.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Well, you did try and do– you did pull a
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: full thing that me and Julie both fell for where
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: you said you were taking a social media break. And
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: we were like, Heather, are you okay, Heather?
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: It was like you like– Oh, I wrote a long thing,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: but then I was like for till tomorrow or something.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: You never– but it was– anybody would know that you
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: were copying like Alec Baldwin's wife with the 50 kids
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: or whatever. But Julie and I hook, line, and sinker
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: were like, Heather– what's going on with you? Are you okay?
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: You're going to take a social media break. We were
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: like worried. And you're like, no, bitch. I just, that
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: was the joke.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:39
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Next time I have to do a physical or get
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: a blood test, I'm also going to do that.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Just, yeah.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Just the needle in my arm.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Hashtag hopes.
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: And then just be like, Oh, I just only asking
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: for your prayers.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Just not cancer. I mean, really. All of the.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, wait. This is important.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: So, Jen and Ben got matching tattoos. It's two arrows
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: with a J and a B in between. People were, like,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: saying this was a very outdated tattoo that was popular
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: that someone did, like, years ago. I wouldn't know.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Well, you know who did it? Julie and I. We
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: have those tattoos. The same way Meghan Markle and Harry
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: copied you and Peter.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: They saw that Julie and I got those in 2008,
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: the J & B with the crossed arrows.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: And now they got it. And that's why everybody knows
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: it's outdated because it is, quite frankly. And then we
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: basically covered them because they were dated.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: You know, there is a thing that you can now
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: get these tattoos and they fade within three years.
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's cool.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: Yes. Oh, that is cool.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. There's so many I'm going to get.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's also the time. But also if it's
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: about especially putting someone's name on it.
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Chances are they won't be around in three years.
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: So this is. But, yeah, she did it right here,
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: you know, because the bod's still good. And he did
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: it somewhere.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: That looks like that's in his armpit.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: I think it's right here.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Remember, he has the horrible falcon on his back.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Well, he put her initial on top.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: That must be his, because, like, those bumps are, like,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: And the hair.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: That's because they just shaved his hair.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: I see full hair.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: And it's fresh and red.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Long hair. But Julie, do you think we'll get the tattoos,
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: the J & B tattoos again? Totally.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: And I'm going to put that one right here as well.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going to put that one here.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Tattoo experts say you should not put someone else's name
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: on you unless you've been together for at least 18 months.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I was 18 years.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: 18 months.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: 18 months.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: But technically, it's more like 20 years or whatever because
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: they were engaged before. But I remember someone said the
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: best advice I ever got is don't ever tattoo anyone's
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: name on you that's still alive because a dead person
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: won't disappoint you. Profound.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: And I think he kind of followed that because what
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: he thought in his own mind was, well, I'll just
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: say it's Jen Garner, the mother of my kids. That's
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: what I'll do. I'll just say it's for the other Jen.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it really works out. Speaking of the other Jen,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: what a segue. Jen Shaw. Real Housewives of Salt Lake.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: She went to prison and she got three new tattoos.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: I'm going to get that tattoo.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Put it on.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Just her face?
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: That actual picture.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: She had some big kalikawa or whatever saying, because she's
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: like from some Hawaiian island. And then she had her
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: husband and her two boys' names going across her arms.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: So she got that tattoo and she checked in.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: She went in with like chola eyebrows on, her new tats,
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: and she's like, don't fuck with a babysitter, okay? I'm here,
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: I don't need any like, I'll put rocks in a
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: sock and I'll do up a shiv and I don't
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: want to be getting my ass kicked.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, she will fuck a bitch up. She sure will.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: Let's be clear about that. I mean, I wouldn't want
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: to mess with her.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Bad Mormon, her book is out. And I had the
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: most incredible thing happen today. What? What's Jacob's last name? Havlik?
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Jacob Havlik. Okay. He presented a full book report. He wrote...
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Book report by Juicy Scoop Field reporter Jacob Havlick, subject
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: of the Heather McDonnell, Maggie King Edmonds School of Detective
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Work for the Greater Christian Good. Bad Mormon is broken
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: into five sections. Bad daughter, bad missionary, bad wife, bad Mormon, badass. Below,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: I will discuss each section and chapter within each, highlighting
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: notable quotes and moments from those within. So I went through,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: and it is extremely boring.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Annie basically had Jacob– she paid Jacob 50 bucks to
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: do the book.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Report for her.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: I did not ask her to do the book report.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: He just offered– I did say, can someone do a
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: book report because I don't want to read it and
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: is there anything juicy. Annie probably took his.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Email down and was like, everything she has to do,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: that's hard. She's like, Jacob, yo, Heather was requesting you
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: to– It sounds.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Like Jacob really knew very little about Mormonism. She said,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: don't use the word Mormonism. Basically– She was pretty hardcore
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: in the Mormon religion. So she went through this whole
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: temple thing where you get baptized at eight because that's
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: when you know what's right or wrong.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: When they can marry you off.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Then she like did some missionary, kissed a boy once
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: that then turned out to be dating her friend. I mean,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: literally there's nothing. One time she pretended she was a
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: robot and used scissors as her hands and almost cut
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: part of the curtain and got in trouble from her parents.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, these are the things. These are the
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: stories she's wrote.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: I fell asleep for a second. I'm sorry. She did
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: an Edward Scissorhands moment as a child with curtains. I
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: thought she was going to say she almost cut someone's
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: dick off. But no, it was curtains.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then she was a little heavy at 12
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: and her dad would wake her at 5.30 and tell
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: her to take walks with him.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because then they needed to marry her off. You
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: know what I mean?
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: They said if you lost some weight, more.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: A man will like you.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: And then when she was going through her final temple thing, which... Um,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: we thought from the book that that's where we'd hear
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: what the juicy secrets were. What is the secret that
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: you find out? Like in Scientology, it's like the aliens
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: or whatever. And she's, you know, and her mom said,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: make sure you have mints, make sure you have mints
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: when you go to the celestial temple and you pass
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: over to being like the top Mormon. And it was
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: because I guess whatever head Mormon guy, you talk really
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: close to his face and she wanted her to, you know,
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: have a nice fresh breath for the man. Anyway, we
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: never find out what the secret stuff is. We find
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: out about the secret underwear. Then she meets her husband who,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: when she moves to Huntington Beach, she meets him and
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: he's rich. He takes her to Hawaii. She realizes he's
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: really rich. And so she's like, this sounds good. So
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: they get married. And three and a half months later,
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: they have sex. And that's when they both have sex.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: But they're actually bored and have nothing in common. She
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: has three kids right away. She also gets a Porsche.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: She tries to be, she did a little jewelry line
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: in college that was at Nordstrom's for a minute. She
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: started doing boudoir photography.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: She was the photographer?
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and did it for Whitney Rose.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, that tracks.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: And then she was doing social media for this guy
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: who had a med spa. And that's how she ended
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: up with the beauty lab. And then she gets divorced
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: because one daughter was having her baptism. She's like, the
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: baptism at two. And he goes, well, can we do
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: it at three or something? Because I want my family
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: to be there. And she's like, no, I'm not changing
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: the time. He goes, well, then we're getting divorced. And
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: they did. They got divorced. That's the best part of
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: the whole thing.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: And then even the divorce, though, is barely talks about housewives.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: And then and then that's it. Then she talks about
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: how they approached her for the show and she got
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: the show. And that's it. No mention.
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: So she sounds like a good Mormon.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: She ends it with the name of the father's son
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: and Andy Cohen.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Which is also kind of, that's pretty bad.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: He would compare Eddie Cohen to Jesus Cripe or whatever.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Especially when they clearly would not allow her to put
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Housewives in the book at all because then they would
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: have been in there or something. They probably asked her
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: not to include that.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say something that a lot of people
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: are going to be like, wow, Heather, profound. Not everybody
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: has juicy stories in their life to tell. And even
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: if you do, some people are horrible storytellers. Some people
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: can't do a podcast. They're just not interesting. Okay. Okay.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: yes alright no but that's it she just I just
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: don't think she has it's just not very juicy well.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: The things that are juicy she's not talking about she's
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: hiding it clearly she's hiding every single thing yeah and
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: she even said in a thing oh I'm being sued
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: by the Mormon church whatever for what there was nothing
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: in here well I got a weird impression about her
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: dad waking her up at 530 in the morning and
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: then I got didn't she have to go through the
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: temple at 8 and put a mint in so that
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: a grown man could lean almost into kissing distance and
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: then what, recite Mormon John Smith Bible.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Verses in their face? It sounds like there's weird stuff,
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: but nothing, I mean, she wasn't molested, nothing bad happened,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: she wasn't married off.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: There's no way that you could say bad Mormon, and
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: we don't know, this is whatever, but if you were
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: a missionary, that means you were in a different state
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: or country. There has to be shit that happened and
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: went down there. There has to be. You're telling me
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: that in the whole time that you were a missionary,
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: that you were trying.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: To convert people also you know there's nothing you have
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: to say speaking of megan mccain i don't like that
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: her book was called bad republican and then she came
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: up with hers later.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Bad oh megs you better call her she can't doesn't
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: matter it's not a hit it's not a hit who
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: cares i won't let it but to me it seems
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: like she's actually in fact a good mormon yeah left.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: When she got when she got to be a bad
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: mormon was with housewives and then she didn't talk about
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: any of that right.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: No, she didn't talk. Oh, she said one night she
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: went out with Jen Shaw and Jen Shaw took her
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: on a crazy night at Tao in a nightclub and
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: she did take someone home and screwed him, I guess.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: But that, you know, Jen Shaw paid for that big night.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: Well, maybe in the book and we don't know.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: And she said she was a lot of fun. Well, yeah,
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: because you're using some old person's credit card, a tau.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Well, Justin needs to tell us. Is it Jason or Justin?
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: Who did the book report?
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: It was Jacob.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, Jacob. Jacob, sorry. It wasn't Justin. Not Justin or Jeremy.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: Jacob maybe needs to tell you if maybe she goes
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: into depth. if she comments on.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: She doesn't. Nothing. Nothing. I read the whole book report.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: It's 10 pages. She does not. There's nothing. There's nothing.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: I read the whole book report.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: It's 10 pages. I was like, I read the book report.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: It's 10 whole pages.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: I know. I feel like Sutton reading the LA Times article. No,
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: but listen, I think that I don't blame anyone for
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: having someone approach them and say, would you like a
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: book deal? Let's tell your story. Here's a ghostwriter to
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: help you. Let's get it done. You're on a TV show.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Of course, you're not going to turn it down. Of course,
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: you're not going to say, You know what? I might
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: be more interesting in like five years, but it's done now.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Who cares? So what? Who cares? Everyone loves it when
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I say that. Meredith had a crazy night. According to
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Page Six, Meredith.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know who that was. I did not
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: know who that was. Could have been Jen Garner. That's
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: who Julie thinks she looks like.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she does. Meredith Marks took a tumble to ABBA's
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Dancing Queen while out at a lesbian bar with Sam Smith.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: I'm going to sue ABBA now.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Scarlett took a tumble while dancing to ABBA at a
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: lesbian bar. Like, quit brutalizing my family.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: You're brutalizing my family. I brutalized myself on the dance floor.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Stop brutalizing the gay club. Stop brutalizing Sam Smith.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: So there she goes. Some drama happened over the weekend
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: with Real Housewives.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: It's pretty juicy. There was a video that was Joe
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Gorga happened to run into Joe Giudice in the Bahamas,
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: which is a place that I guess Joe Giudice, because
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: it's not America, can travel to. Saw him and someone
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: filmed it, them hugging and bracing. That's great. And posted it.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: People were mad? Well- Oh, my God. I love that.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: We missed Juicy Joe.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: They posted it. And then Joe Gorga wrote, both walked
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: into the same bar at the same time. A lot
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: of history there. We have memories since we were kids.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: I'm happy. He's doing well and looks good. We are
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: both happy to see each other and catch up. Glad
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: someone caught it. Life, Roni.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Is that Gia in the background?
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Gia writes, this honestly- This is honestly comical knowing you
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: were with him for not even five minutes and were
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: able to have somebody take a video of the interaction. Meanwhile,
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: all you've done is talked so poorly about my father.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: You are such an opportunist and take advantage of the
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see my father and use it for
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: a post.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, gets better. Once-in-a-lifetime. I don't know if it's a
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Gia, but you are my queen.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Bravo Lowdown collected all this. So you see the Joe comment.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: We see the Gia comment I just said. Then Melissa
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: writes at Gia Giudice, we both spoke poorly about each other.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: It was a nice moment. We have a lot of
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: history together. Get the hate out of your heart. So
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: then everyone's like, wait, Melissa's been writing for Joe.
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Like she forgot.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: To go into her own account?
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: She forgot to go into Joe's account. Okay.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, shit.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Then she writes again. Then it writes again. Then it
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: gets removed.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: They removed it?
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: She removed it. And then Joe wrote at Gia, we
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: both said horrible things about each other. It was a
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: nice moment. We have a lot of history. Get the
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: hate out of your heart.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, come on. Melissa should have just married it and
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: not deleted it.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Then Melissa has then said, Joe was using my phone
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: and didn't switch to his account, and he was always
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: writing it from him.
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: That's unfortunate. That's unfortunate.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: I do wish that they weren't in a fight, because
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: we love all of them.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: They're all so nice.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: I wish they'd be like America, that we could all
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: come together and just go against China. I wish they
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: could all go against, what's her name, who looks like
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Rosie O'Donnell now?
• 59:56
  Speaker 9: Caroline.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Caroline.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not a big fan of Caroline.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Speaking of which, do you think.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: I wish they'd all get together and just go against
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: Caroline and be all together because we love.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Melissa and we love Joe. You know what happened, right?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: We did hear of the thing, yes.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: So let's just jump to that.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: But tell us.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, they were doing the Ultimate Girls trip. Brandi
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: tried to kiss her several times. Then she shoved her
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: in a bathroom with Alex McCord and another person and
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: then grabbed her genitals or touched her genitals down there
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: and her chest and.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: kissed her and then Caroline went out and got that haircut.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I have to get out. I have to get out.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: They sent, um, Brandy home and then Caroline went home
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: a day early. And so everyone's saying, what do you think?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Does Brandy never have to work? Should she never work again?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Or what do you think?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Well, people were talking about this this weekend. Like, has
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: there been some rumor that she's just like completely out
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: of the Bravo scenario? I mean, I, she's Brandy Glanville
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: has been, Very prolific. She did Celebrity Big Brother. She
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: did The Traitors. She's moved. I mean, I don't think
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: that this is going to hurt her, in my opinion,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: in any way. Bravo said Jen Shah was fired and
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: then went back and said, oh, no, she isn't. So,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, even if they said she was fired, I
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: don't believe it because they also said they weren't doing
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Legacy and now they're doing that.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think this is great. Everyone's going to
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: watch this show and they're going to keep her around
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: because they're going to want her to Watch what happens
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: live and give her side or whatever.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: Was Caroline really scared for her safety?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: I read another thing that Caroline said that she willingly
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: made out with her. And I'm just like, of all
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: the people to think that you might be down, I
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: don't think it's Caroline Manzo. No. But I don't think
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: that she has not said that. That was like a rumor.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Looks wise, she's looking pretty dykey to me. But I mean,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I thought she looked like Rosie O'Donnell. I could not
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: in this picture, but.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying her personality doesn't strike me as someone
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: that would be, like, getting wasted and wanting to, like,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: make out with a girl for fun.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Or even for attention. But you know what happened to
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: that girl, Leah, where they said she threw, like, elephant
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: shit at, like, whoever? And all of that wasn't even true.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: So at this point, it's like we kind of see
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: through Bravo's, like, desperate marketing of all these things.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: But I do.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: I definitely don't think Brandi's gone. And she's probably going
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: to be working better than ever because she's just going
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: to continue grabbing pussies. She's like Trump.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Right. Exactly. Wait, hold on. Let me go back to.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: You shouldn't have.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: Been wearing those glasses and that short skirt, Caroline.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She was asking for it.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: She was totally asking for it.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: She was asking for it.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, at the end of the day.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she looks like the girl in Scooby-Doo who's now out.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: Velma.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: Don't look like Velma. Do you think if I walked
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: into a bathroom with some women that my pussy's not
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: going to get grabbed? Come on.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: Get out of here.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: Get out of town.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: I also love how they're like, they left early and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: it's like when on a Thursday. flight three hours early
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: than they were supposed to. It's a five-day trip.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, I hate to be all victim-shaming or whatever.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: I just don't really see. I don't know. Woman on,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I just, you don't, I don't know.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: Well, we heard she threw, like, what, a bunch of
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: cupcakes in her face and said, this is for Dina, which.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Of course. That, no, a charcuterie board, and I don't
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: believe it.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I wish it was true, because we are so
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: here for Dina, obviously.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Now, Melissa is saying that Dina and Teresa are no
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: longer friends. Dina didn't attend the wedding. Teresa said, I
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: want to try Hum's Life. No, we're fine. We just
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: texted today. Teresa also went and met with Jacqueline when
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: they were in Vegas. And people thought it was because
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: Jacqueline had written something derogatory about Melissa on Twitter. And
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: so then she was like, hey, let's have a five
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: hour lunch. So they did.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Jacqueline's dying to get back on the show for sure.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: And yeah. And we'll see, you know, what's going on
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: with Louie. People don't understand what his job is. It's
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: about digital marketing with generation leads.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: Jen Shah.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh, don't generate those leads.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: Don't generate those leads, sir. I hope nothing bad happens
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: because we love Teresa.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: So Luann did a show at 54 Below, which is
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: a small club in New York where she's done a
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: bunch of shows there. A couple things happened. A fan allegedly, whatever, threw.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: Up on her. On her vagina.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Like she was laughing and she was trying to throw
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: up and she tried to hold the chunks in and
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: the chunks... Projectile. It was close. Got to her and
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: got in her hair and her manager allegedly wiped it
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: off her back in her hair. Oh.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Brutal. Wait a minute.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: Brutal. Wait.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: So Luann was talking to a fan.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Singing or talking. Oh, singing. Or talking. Probably doing a
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Q & A. Like walking through the audience? She does
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: like a 45-minute Q & A. So she might have
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: been doing a Q & A and been that close
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: to a fan. And she said something funny.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, I see.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: I guess. And it was so hilarious that the girl-
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: threw up, which always happens when you're laughing really hard. Always.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: And then it went. Now, I don't think she was
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: laughing so hard. I think people get really, really freaking
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: drunk at these shows because what else are you going
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: to do? She's singing, you know, let's give them something
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: to talk about. Which is my go-to karaoke. So, you know,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: what do you do but get really drunk and like
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: whatever and throw up.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: If you try to hold in this has happened to
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: me the main place is in a car but if
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: you try to hold it in and hold it in
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: it does project it projects.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: So far that if you would have just let it go.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Yes if you just bend over and do it or
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: lean out the window but if you wait and wait
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: and wait it's like a shotgun it's so true.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: I believe the story another part of the story was
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Dorinda was there and talk about thirst I had someone
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: send me this photo you can see her Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: There she is in the middle dancing as everyone takes
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: photos of her. I'm like, it's not your show, bitch.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so the other stuff that was written into like
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Queens of Bravo or something is that she got so wasted,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: she was screaming at staff and that she was escorted
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: to leave before the end of the show. And then
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: another girl said, we went up to her to try
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: to get a photo while she was waiting for her
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: car where someone was with her and she didn't want
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: to take a photo and she was rude. She then
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: did it live and said, not true at all. I
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: just left early.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: Well, don't we kind of maybe hope and think it
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: could have been Dorinda that projectiled?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it wasn't. It wasn't, but it wasn't. But
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: I believe that she... And she was like, I don't
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: know why people are talking about it. I've got to
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: go to a beautiful lunch and I'm going to come
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: home and get in my pajamas and take a two-hour nap.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Why do you have to take a two-hour nap every
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: day from four to six? I think it's because you
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: had something to drink at lunch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: my personal opinion. Anyway, who cares... It's no secret that
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: this woman likes her martinis.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: At all. And nothing is making Luann happier than all
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: of this.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's right. So, like, good. Listen, you can now
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: say someone vomited on you at your show. I mean,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: that's pretty iconic.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: I just saw something that they... That is pretty iconic.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: An old video came out of Lady Gaga on her
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: knees and having a girl puke on her. Like, she
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: was asking her to puke on her.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: Ugh. Yeah. Ugh.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: It happened. I saw it. Um... Don't agree with doing that.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: It's one thing to ask a girl to come on
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: stage and do it because you're trying to be controversial.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: On, on, on.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: But when a 40-year-old woman who's been breastfeeding for 10
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: years finally got to go out and started drinking at four.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: and projectile vomited on Luann that's a different story yeah
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: that's a whole different scenario Julie.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Thinks it's iconic and for the girl who.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Did it it is iconic good luck to you.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: Good luck to her but I mean that's just one
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: of those stories that where you as a performer you
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: can say that like it's gross and it's horrendous.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Maybe we should do a call in with her Heather
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: we can get Or maybe we'll ask her on our podcast.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: The person who threw up?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: The vomiter, yeah.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: And then for her, it's just like, she has to,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: was it on, did somebody video it?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: No, nobody got that. So we don't even know if
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: it's true.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: So at least she can live it down. She doesn't
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: have to relive it.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be, she can be anonymous about it.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: But that is hardcore. That is so embarrassing.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so here she was like, no, I didn't do it.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Like she's talking about it. I didn't vomit on her.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Kim Zolciak and Crois George from Atlanta. Their mansion is
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: in foreclosure and up for public auction. There was a
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: time this story came up before she did post where
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: she's like, no, you haters. I'll stay in here for
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: as long as I want until I don't want to
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: live here anymore. But it really is hitting the auction block.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: And then she posted him, Corey's butt, and he's evacuating.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: He's cleaning for the auction.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: He's probably cleaning for the auction or whatever and just
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: be jealous of my husband. And it's a bit like this.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: There's nothing good about like someone's house getting foreclosed. No,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: I don't think so at all. No one's like happy
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: that like their kids will have to move. And this
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: is humiliating. But she lived way beyond her means. She
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: was super braggy. And listen, a lot of people downsize.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: They're in a huge mansion.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't not pay your bills.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: So that Karen from Huger can swoop in and buy
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: your place for nothing.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: You sell your house. You downsize. You make some changes.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: You stop buying. luxury items.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: And you're like, hey, we don't have our show anymore.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: We're down a couple million a year. How can we
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: still take care of these four kids because the two
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: others are adults?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: Maybe I shouldn't give my teenage daughters facelifts and fake
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: boobs and fake butts and make them into hookers.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: Whoa. Whoa.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: Hey, you know what, Brielle, whose dick does Brielle got
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: to suck to get those John Legend tickets? You know
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: what I mean?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: Or to keep this house.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Whose dick does Brielle have to suck in order
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: for us to keep this house till the end of summer?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Why not just sell the house even at a loss?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know. To downsize. Because she's just terrible with money.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Or I was hoping that maybe something would come in.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Sometimes it's better. I mean, sometimes it's better.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe sometimes when you owe that much, it's like, let's
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: just live here rent-free. for another seven months, let it foreclose,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: and then we'll just rent something, but we'll pay like
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: two years up front.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: And we'll file bankruptcy.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: And we'll file bankruptcy. So that's probably the plan.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: We don't advise that for people. Your credit is all
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: you have. I just want the kids to know, Annie,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: keep your credit intact because it's not a good idea
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: to end up with no credit.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: That's a big problem. This is a post that Raquel
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: from Vanderpump Rules, which is back on, posted with, Tom Schwartz,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: Tom Schwartz and Katie were married. They since got divorced
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: and they get together. They got together in real life. Oh,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: they got together on the show. They're going to get
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: together on the show. We're going to see it happening.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Katie didn't love that that happened. So then she posted
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: it and was like, just because. And then Katie wrote,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: you really thought you did something here, but these comments,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: eight L O I.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Don't know what eight means, but L O L O.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: They killed, like he got, he got ratioed in the
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: comments or she did.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: I don't think Katie cares anymore and whatever. But the
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: show has started and people are liking it. It's pretty juicy.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Other people are saying they miss the Jacks and the Stassi.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: But this is the second season without all those people.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Or is it the third?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's the third.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, that was since 2020. And then, I mean,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: they've all, like, Sheena had her baby Summer. They've had
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: their babies. Obviously, the season where Katie and Tom... Said
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: respectfully because we love all of them. And Julie and
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: I have known Schwartz, like, well before we did the
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: after show. But that season where they got married, I mean,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: they knew they were kind of, they saw this arc happening.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: And good for them. Like, look at Kim Zolciak. You
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: better keep getting paid, honey. Keep getting paid. Keep having kids.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Getting divorces. Hooking up with best friends that you shouldn't
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: be getting with. I'm sure, like, Brittany and Jax are like, no,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: we don't want to go on and end up with
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Schwartz getting with Brittany and Jax getting with Raquel.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Right. Like, no. You know. Sister wives. As you know,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Christine has left Cody. And she started a date and
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: she was doing these things. like these videos where she'd
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: be like car confessions you know she's kind of dorky
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: and she'd be like dating is so harder and then
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: she's like I met someone he's just really special and
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: I just want to keep it to ourselves so she
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: came out with who he is right before Super Bowl
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Sunday and now it's full declaration of love I finally
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: have someone to dance with he's like I'll dance with
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: you for the rest of my life but they've really
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: only been dating like a month Three weeks.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: Well, they should go to Disneyland and do it. Get
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: down on his knees.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: But I think it will make for a fun thing
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: to watch.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: So he's going to be on, we're thinking, the new season.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 7: Good.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: We'll see how thirsty he gets. If they're not watching
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: this on YouTube, I want them to just Google the
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: photo of Christine Brown and her new boyfriend. Because if
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: you really look, pretend he has hair.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Obviously, we know Cody was rocking a goatee moment for
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: a while. It's like he is giving somewhat of the same,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: like a bald buffer motorcycle Cody.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: Listen, this is what 50-year-old men in America kind of
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: look like. He's like an average 50-year-old dude who's nice
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: to her.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: I think he's sexier than... Well, I'm just saying they're both...
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: He's giving a vibe.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: I said they're the most unaffected reality stars I've ever
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: seen in my life. Like nobody has gotten lashes... No
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: one's gotten giant teeth.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: No one's lost any weight.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Cody appears to have gotten lip filler. That was pretty shocking.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: He probably got lashes too.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And he got a perm and probably a hair transplant.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: And he lost weight. But I mean, they're just like
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: two average looking people that are like have found each
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: other and whatever.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: Well, good for her. I hope she's getting it and
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: doing it.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: He looks like he has a motorcycle with a sidecar
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: Totally.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: I'm so into it. I like the look of him.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: It's hard. I like motorcycle confessions.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: She's going to be in the sidecar with like her
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: hair blowing under the helmet.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 10: Like, Oh, so today I'm so excited.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: My pumpkin and I are going on his motorcycle and
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: truly so scared. And I said, don't be scared, but
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: these are the adventures I want to do.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: We're going to take his grandkids with us.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Um, This I kind of thought was amazing, this story about.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: So this man in his 50s was being treated for
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: this hormone sensitive prostate cancer. And when he began, suddenly
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: he began speaking in an Irish broke accent for the
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: first time in his life. It's called foreign accent syndrome.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: He briefly lived in London and had Irish family and
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: friends around him often, however. But the syndrome is also
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: linked to a stroke, head trauma, and history of psychiatric disease,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: according to past research.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: So Madonna had prostate cancer.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: And Hilaria Baldwin.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: Or maybe just psychiatric issues.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: I just saw an old video of, like, Hilaria, like, doing, like,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: a little, like, hi and welcome to a home tour
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: with Alec and, like, with their babies. This is probably, like,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: 10 years ago.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 10: And she's like, so I decorated this room in white
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 10: and blue because I'm Spanish and it's a very Spanish look.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 10: And I literally love those colors because I'm from Spain.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 10: And this is where all the banduinos stay. And I'm like, oh,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 10: my God.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: It's so horrifying. It is so fascinating when you see
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: them put together the tape and like Alec Baldwin doing
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: a talk show and be like. And then my wife said, oh,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: why do you do this? Because she's from Spain and
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: the whole audience just laughs. Oh, isn't that funny? I
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: swear to God, I just think she... I would like
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: to know, I would like to go back and look,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: when did Modern Family begin? And when did she start
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: her accent? Someone do the work for me, because I
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: think she was doing Sofia Vergara. Oh. A version of
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Sofia Vergara.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Well, she's exactly what you talked about at the wedding. Like,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: she didn't want anyone in the room. Right.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: Wait, so.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: Did she, so you were living with her in New
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: York this whole time and she was born here and
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: she wasn't born in Spain?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: She was born in Boston.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: And then they meet the whole family and then none
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: of them have an accent.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: I saw this girl who was like taking some yoga,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: some dance class from, there was a dance yoga group
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: or a yoga thing that was like a little bit
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: culty and she was in it and- Um, and she
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: was really nice, but kind of fake, but like nice,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: like very like kind, you know, just like, Oh, absolutely.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: And just like someone who's nice like that. And then
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: one day they went to class and she like had
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: the accent and everyone was just like, not supposed to
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: ask about it.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: Is that so weird?
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: Why does that happen? Julie's prostate cancer is kicking in.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: Uh-oh, my prostate cancer is happening. Show me your papers.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: I like Germany.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: Remember the thing where she did the cooking class and
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: was like, please, lime and everything, and she's doing her accent.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like, how do you say it? Cucumber, da-da-da-da. And, yeah.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: And I also just, I think that, yeah, and she
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: totally went to that vegan restaurant, the sexy vegan or
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: whatever it was, Because she knew that he went there
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: all the time. Yep.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Because he was going to get with the sexy vegan.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she did one of those things where
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: she was like, I had no, and he was like,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: she has no idea who I am. She doesn't own
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: a television. She's from Spain. When she lived in Boston
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: her whole life and he was a huge movie star.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: She really did it.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: She really did.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: She should write a book.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: And you know, somebody was putting like the stuff of like,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: so then some people were like arguing with this girl
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: who was kind of spilling the beans on her. And
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: they're like, why do you care? Like, so what that
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: she does this accent? How did it hurt anyone? And
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: then the girl's like, no, it did hurt because she's
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: made about $ 10 million on being a Spanish influencer. She's
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: on covers of magazines. She got deals. She got jobs.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: She got to be like a correspondent on Extra. Only
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: because she wouldn't have gotten it if she was just
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: his wife. She got it because she was his wife.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: And she was a Sofia Vergara light. That was a
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: popular thing. That was a way to check a box
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: of having an immigrant, but in a way of making
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: everyone comfortable. And this is cute, you know?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: And so like she absolutely, and it's kind of genius.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's totally deceptive.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: But it's also genius. It's like a, it's like a
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: whatever tootsie.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: And it does come.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: People gotta do what they gotta do.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like to be, yeah, he wanted, he needed the job.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: He was gonna lose his SAG insurance.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: He was gonna lose all of it.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Then he had a conversation with his agent. He said,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: I could teach American women something. And his agent was like,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: you can't teach American women anything. You're not a woman.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, I am.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: I'm an actress.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: It's a great scene. Anyway, it's just like her.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: And it's like the old chestnut when you go into
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: the bar and you know there's a celebrity there and
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: you play it off like you've never heard of them.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's like a classic thing.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: Like, wait, what?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, so what do you do? Yeah, and then
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: it's like, oh, I act a little right. Yeah, I'm
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: in the business world.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: And they're like, really?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 7: Oh, cool.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: What business?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: Roofing business? And then the girl plays it off like, oh, I'm... Like,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: I knew this girl that got with Owen Wilson, and
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: she was Israeli, and she put on a full Israeli accent.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: But she was Israeli.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: She was Israeli, but she was.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: But she didn't have an accent. She could help it.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and she acted like she had just... Was visiting
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: from Israel.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: Shalom.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: And he was, like, down for it, because then he
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: could go and do whatever and be like, goodbye, I'll
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: never see you again. Go back to Israel. And she
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: was like, okay. And, you know, allegedly... he put her
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: in the hot tub right when they got back from
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Mondrian and, um, Owen did.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: And, and this was like a few years ago or
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: more than that, like over a decade ago. And, um,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: and then, so it was like, okay, fine. Like making
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: out in the hot tub and stuff. They went right
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: from the Mondrian to his house, right into the hot tub.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: But then when they got in bed, he was like
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: tossing her straight to tossing her salad. I'll say that
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: even though I've been cussing this whole time and the written,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: that's why you go, that's why you put her right
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: in the hot tub.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: To clean her asshole for anyone who doesn't understand.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: I also feel like that crooked nose could do some deeds.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: Some dirty deeds.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: Some deeds.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: And then he did it for hours. Hours?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: Hours?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: No, it could have been hours.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: And they never had penetrative sex. And then he put
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: her right on the cab. And she just went in
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: there with her very clean, very deedy deed salad. And
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: was like, okay, I guess I'm going on back to Israel, a.k.a.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: WeHo now.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: And then she's probably avoiding him.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: Like, oh, great.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: I don't want to ever see him again.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: When I come from Ireland. And I've never heard of anybody.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: What are you?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: Let me be a star. Pick a star. Pick a star.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: Be any guy.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Who are you?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: I'm Hugh Jackman.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: No, he's gay. No, he's not.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: No, he's too old. I don't know enough of his
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: dumb movies.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: Who do you like? Brad Pitt.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, Brad Pitt.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Can I have a Guinness?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: Irish car bomb. Heather, if you don't go in talking
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: like a leprechaun to every hot celebrity.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: Just walk up.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Can I have a Guinness?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: Hello, governor.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: Click your heels together like a leprechaun.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: Let me think. Whatever I have to do.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: We're at the bar.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: I turn around.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, hey.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: Hello, Mr. McDonald. Today the announcements are our lord. Okay, okay.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: So then I have to say, okay. Oh, I'm so
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: tired because I just got done with doing my river
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: dance class. I'm absolutely exhausted. Can I have a Guinness, please?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: Sure. Here.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Here you go.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: Here's a Guinness. So what's up? What do you what
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: do you what do you do?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm just came over here from Ireland. I have
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: some relatives here. I'm going to visit them. What do
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: you do?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, you know, everyone in entertainment, just like an actor,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: kind of. You know what I mean? I've done a
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: couple movies.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, you've done a movie. Were you an extra in them? No, no.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: That's where the charm really starts to happen.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: I was just, like, in Bullet Train recently. Maybe you've
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: seen Inglourious Bastards.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't like anything.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: I don't like anything with, oh, Thelma and Louise. Oh,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: wasn't that about the two girls that went off? In
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: the Grand Canyon.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's right. That's right.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Were you an extra in that?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: I was the hot cowboy that Gina Davis fucks in
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: the hotel.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: Hmm.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: You look quite different now, don't you? Just being a bitch.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: Just like, yeah. And they love that.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: That's what they love, right?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: Guys love it when you're a bitch. So if you
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: guys run into any star, do whatever accent you can
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: pull from it. You're an asshole, and it might get
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: cleaned that night by Owen Wilson. That's right.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: Fingers crossed.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: Come on, deeds. Get the deeds done as long as
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: you do an accent and you act like a bitch.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, Heather, we insist that you never, like, remember when,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, just as friends, I don't even care because
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: you're obviously happily married, but, like, when you see, like, Mr.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Big again, because you have celebrity male friends. Still follow him.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: Just do your Irish accent.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: We're going to do it, too.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: He might not remember that he knows you.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: I hope we run into some male stars soon.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: Hello, sir.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: Do you have any?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: We would like some more, please.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we can only do the little.
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  Speaker 2: Who are you? Who are you? Irish is not good. Like,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: when I had, like, my cousin who was an Irish priest,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: and when all the nuns and priests at my school
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: and high school were like, always from Ireland then I
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: like had it really good but it's been a minute.
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  Speaker 3: Since like I've heard it I thought you did it
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  Speaker 3: great it's just not it's just not I.
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  Speaker 8: Mean I love talking to Stu because he's got oh
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 8: yeah that accent oh my god yeah but anyway you
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  Speaker 8: guys I love you Heather do it in your accent
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  Speaker 8: so we believe it oh.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 7: You know I love you two lasses we're gonna go
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 7: get some boiled potatoes and some grass fed cow and
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 7: And we're going to get some cashmere sweaters and a
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 7: clattering that.
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  Speaker 2: We'll all share together.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: It's cashmere from Ireland?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: I remember I got a good cashmere sweater there once.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: So tell everybody. It's brandyandjulie.com.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: Julie and Brandy.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: Julieandbrandy.com.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: Just go to julieandbrandy.com. All the information on our podcast,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: our Patreons.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: It's all there.
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  Speaker 2: Fun, fun, and fun. Yeah.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: Thank you for having us, Heather. It was fun.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: It really was. Thanks.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: The car is beautiful.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: Where did you end up going for it?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: What's it called? It's Dunaidial.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Where? Dunaidial.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: Lift?
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 7: Please.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage. No.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.