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Who Deserves the Comedy Crown? 👑 · Gentlemen Hour

• Filthy P: ⁓ You see that clout you see the ticker sarted? That means it's time to it's time to the unair like kill the jokes and time to get serious, Unc. All right. ⁓ hey, Uncle, what makes some what makes somebody or something funny? Guess what? We're gonna find out today because this is the ultimate comedy guy. That wasn't a question, that was ⁓ what did they say? Rhetorical. Today we're talking about one thing everybody come on. Even people who are like sangrones, sangr, you you can make ⁓ laugh. Everybody laughs at something. And that's what we're talking about. Comedy. ⁓ people, things, shows, anything that makes you laugh. what and we want to kind of dive into what makes something funny. Like I know me and you kinda have the same sense of humor, but sometimes Desiree isn't laughing my sh or sometimes my kids don't like they have their everybody has their own kind of sense of humor. Let's try to break that down. See if that's just like a personality thing. Is that something you're born with? I don't know. ⁓ but we're gonna break down the funniest people, the funniest shows, the funniest movies, whatever, podcasts, ⁓ funniest moments of all time that you've experienced. Anything that brings a smile and laughter to you, we're gonna discuss. So settle in, ⁓ all right, relax and enjoy a very humorous gentleman's hour next. Hey, so no no no no it's uncensored, it's ⁓ no holes barred, anything goes. Got the interval, let's get to Let's go. Let's jump into it. Yep. All right, Uncle. Thank you. Thank you for that intro. You're very ⁓ you're always always sharp, always on your job. Okay. ⁓ let's start off with first sip. So before we even start, because normally first sip is you give your little first sip, I give my little first sip, kind of little what's going on. This one, my first sip is I have some questions for you. But before we even do that, I want my first sip. I want to give hey, I want to talk too, Uncle. You gonna ever let me just think about you? You gonna ever let me talk for once on this show? Yeah, I got some context. Come on. I get I get 10% of the airtime over here on this show. okay, so ⁓ my first sip, because I forgot to do it on the quickie style, is I wanted to do like comment of the week. This one I wanted to do viewer of the week. We'd be getting a lot of like good comments. Fortunately, a lot of them are from my mom, so she kind of has to I feel like she has to give good comments, but but I did hear From a cousin, the one cousin that we did the the Pacoima show on. He he texted me today. He was Hey, he was like, Hey man, that was ⁓ that was a good show. He put La Bamba exclamation and then put something like that was a good listen. And I was like, Hell yeah, I'm like, Thank you, brother. Appreciate it. I know people that really that's our demographic guys, our age, you know, guy talk. Who doesn't love La Bamba or Selena? So I know that one. I listened to it. I'm gonna probably listen to it again today. 'Cause I always listen to at work and so I miss stuff and I'm like, ⁓ what the hell is Uncle laughing at, or what I gotta rewind, but I'm at work so I do another stuff, but I'm gonna listen again tonight. ⁓ but I everything I seen, that's a that was a great show. I hope I hope people tune in, listen, go listen, I'm up I'm gonna put something on Instagram too. Like that's just too good of a show not to ⁓ too good to ignore. Yeah, too good to ignore, bro. Hey, we're all dressed up, we're looking good, we're looking sharp and there's nobody there to nobody there to watch or cheer us on or slap our alpha. Come on. If a if a tree falls in the wood and nobody's ever to hear it, does it make a sound? Was it really funny? I don't know. So my first sip is I'm gonna start with ⁓ so my cousin who gave me a shout out, shout out to you. That's my cousin Mark. ⁓ thank you, brother. I I love getting those texts. Like, hey man, that was a good show, bro. Easy list he put something like easy listen, that was a good listen or something that. ⁓ the other one, which was a little bit surprising, my other buddy, who this guy's like ⁓ man, it's hard to explain, but I don't know if you have a a buddy like this. He's like A best friend, but yeah, I also hate his guts, bro. Like, there's nobody in the world I want to fight more, but then also there's nobody in the world I might want to hug, give a hug. Also, like I love this guy, but he's a piece of sht, but I love him. But, anyways, regardless, that's neither here nor there. I like that saying. ⁓ his younger brother, I guess, gave him a shout-out or gave us a shout-out. He was like, Hey, my buddy's name is Sammy. ⁓ he's like, Hey Sammy, ⁓ you should listen to the your buddy show. It was really good. It was like our quickie one. Then my buddy, he's a hater. He loves being a hater. He was like, I listened to it. It was horrible. You guys were talking about. Remember, it was the one where it was like, I'll suck yo dick for, you know, whatever. Like for he's like, I didn't know you heard he's I didn't know what you guys are talking about. You talk about sucking dick and all that. He was just trying to be funny, but but anyway, so I want to give a shout out to his brother. His brother, if I re I hope I'm not messing this name up, but I don't think so, because this is a hardcore name. His name is Randy. Ruckus Randy, rowdy Randy. I'm like, damn. I started thinking of him like I asked my buddy, I'm like, that's not his real name. His real name is what? Randall or that's the only name, right? Ran yeah, Randall, right? For me, it's Randrew. Or Randrew, Randro, Randro, Ran Randro. He's like, nah, bro. That birth service says Randy. And I'm like, damn, that's hardcore. Like, I don't know if like if you think if you Louie, you're hey, my buddy Randy's coming. I'm like, ⁓ sh. I don't know if that guy's gonna be a dick. That sounds like he could be part of Johnny's crew from like the Cobra Kai. Like, hey, ⁓ sh you see that? ⁓ look at Randy's over there with Johnny. Rip ripping that, Cobra Kai. Yeah, but yet it also could be the nice guy. Like, hey, my buddy Randy's coming, the nicest guy on the planet. So it's like, I was kinda but then also it could be like a porn star, Randy, like Randy North. Yeah ⁓ is that is that his name? I don't know, I don't remember. But there is like a Randy porn. So I'm like a that's gotta be a Randy, Randy something. So a part of me loves that name because it's like you never know what you're gonna get. It's that whole ⁓ it's that whole ⁓ what is it? What's ⁓ Forrest Gump? Like you never know what you get. You could get a cool Randy, you could get the dick Randy, like you got a name. Randy Jackson. Randy Jackson, like that fool's gonna backslide me like Travis. Randy Trav like, bro, there's so many Randy's. Would you ever name your kid Randy? No Randall, no Rand, 'cause there is a guy in Congress, Rand, what's his name? Rand. He's a he's a dick too, I think. No, it's Ron. Grandpa, yeah, I know Grandpa. Would you ever name McNally? Would you ever name your kid Randy or like a Jimmy or a Lenny? Something where that ends with a Y, but that's not their nickname. It's kind of you what? Like where yeah, where it's it where normally it's short for something. Yeah. But then it's actually that's their name. You know what? My my homeboy, my homeboy has a brother, and his name is Andy. ⁓ no, and all Andes are dicks. I hate Andes. Hey, whoa, they that not coming from me. Hey, no offense to my to one of my my still my friend from fourth grade, Andy. Sorry about that. I'm gonna I'm gonna clip out his last name, but Andy Andy. ⁓ no, Andy's Andy, I know. And Andy from ⁓ Toy Story. Yeah, all right, all right. But Andy doesn't compare to Randy, like, ⁓ that's Randy ⁓ sh you see who's coming? It's Randy's coming up, like ⁓ motherfucker. Who invited Randy? God damn it. Louie, you brought Randy? Nah, because it Mike brought Randy. no, but anyways, so I want to give a shout out to my brother's brother, Randy. Hey, brother, thank you for listening. We appreciate you. ⁓ hey, leave a comment, brother. I wanna I wanna start engaging with you. I'm tired of your brother, bro. Your brother's a dick. I mean, you grew up with him, so I know you've dealt with them, but hey, I'd rather cut out the middleman. Hey, hit us directly, bro. ⁓ post on our Instagram or our ⁓ right here on the YouTube page. Anyways. Shout out to Randy. All right, Uncle, I want to get to your first sip. So I had a couple of questions. Normally it's like, give me a little background, but since we're talking about comedy, I'm gonna go, let's go ahead and use this first sip, you know, kill two birds with one stone. Can you answer this question? What makes, and this is strictly to you, obviously you have your own sense of humor. What makes someone or something funny to you? At the core, at the at the foundation of it, I think it's it's intelligence. It's not Jack. Intelligence. Yeah, bro, because you gotta be smart to come up with stuff. You can't just be like, you know, all this and that and blah blah blah. Like you could be you could be dumb funny. Yeah. But that's not to me, that's not funny. Okay. Gotcha, gotcha. Like like I I like I d I've always told you, I I really, really enjoy Dave Chappelle. ⁓ yeah. That's smart smart funny. And it would just ⁓ my God, that's that's that's hilarious. Yeah. But if he's like throwing himself on the floor like like nah I'm like I'm not gonna think that's funny. Like a Jim Carrey like like funny when he's when he first started down he would drop himself on the floor he'd like you know, twist his arm or do something. Or Chris Farley. Chris Farley a funny go through the table or whatever, right? Right, right, right. That counselor. Right, right. For me that that's funny. Right. But then also it takes it takes intelligence to be able to pull that off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you're not just falling down And like, you know, usually they were telling a story. Right. Okay. That makes sense. So the punchline is boom, the the the the the the you know the the physical comedy. So you're you're not you're not so much the just the ⁓ look at Paul walking a wall, that's funny. No, you want like you want someone to think it out and you wanted to like make ⁓ that sh ⁓ that fool put some thought like that's funny. Okay, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like if you walk into a wall, I'm gonna laugh. If you fall, I'm gonna laugh. But then I'm gonna help you up or I'll be like, Hey yeah, okay, you're you're right. Yeah. But if you're constantly doing it, like damn something's wrong with this fool, that's not funny to me. Like, ⁓ man. Gotcha. You know what I mean? But if you if you can tell me a joke from beginning to end and captivate me. Hold your attention. Yeah. And just, ⁓ my God. It's like, and then you pay it off with a great punchline? ⁓ that's perfection, bro. Perfection. Love it. Okay. ⁓ do you remember I don't know, whatever age? Five? I don't know. I don't know how far you remember, like I barely remember back to last year, but can you remember back to the first either person in your family, maybe it was maybe it was parents, maybe it was a cousin, maybe it was Vic, bro. ⁓ viral Vic. Or was it a was it somebody ⁓ you know, on TV? Do you remember the first time where you were like, ⁓ man, this is this person or this show or something is just making me crack up and I don't even know why. I don't even understand it, but this is hilarious to me. I mean, I think by default, I'm gonna say my mom. And I'm talking about like as a baby. Like, ⁓ Google got like P whatever, picket playing wing. That's probably or you know, when you do the little fart noise on my stomach or whatever. Right? I'm gonna say probably that's the first laugh. But the the one of the but the earlier that I can remember is probably ⁓ what's this what's the homework name? Arnold Jackson, bro, the different different jokes. ⁓ that's a what you talk about, bullets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to crack up like, ⁓ that's hilarious. Yeah. I I just thought it was funny. Like, ⁓ then, you know, he was little. I'm like, damn, that's I thought he was a midget or a little person. Hey, you can't say that, brother. No, that's why I corrected myself. My bad. But no, but he is a dwarf. Or he was. No, I just thought he No, I thought I well, I guess. Bro, you think three foot eight is a normal size? I thought he was four or five. No, bro. That's why remember he's in high school and that they were like, ⁓ how are we gonna do this? Like all the kids that he would grow up with, remember his little buddy or whatever? I think it was Willis, right? ⁓ no, no, Willis is No, Willis was his brother. His brother had like a like a crazy like like proper name. His friend, huh? Yeah. I forget. But remember they all started growing and that foot was still tiny. And it was like that's kind of when the show that's when they brought that other little kid in because they're like, hey, we need a little kid. Arnold's supposed to be 35, and that's why this fool is still three foot eight. This ain't flying. Yeah. ⁓ for me, that was one of the early ones too, where I I would crack up and like Arnold Jackson and I couldn't I also, because I had never seen I don't want to say like you, an ⁓ a a dwarf. I had never seen one before. You know, it wasn't like there were they were they were running around Silmar or or Lancaster. I never saw one. So to me it was like, What is this? And he's funny and he what you talking about, Willis? Like I would crack I would say I would say that back to my mom or my sister, what you talking about, mom? Like, you know, as she would slap me or something. Yeah, what you talking about, Mama But like that was one of the first pe like you're right. Sitcoms were one of the first ones. I also had my cousin Debo. Remember I had him on the show the one time ⁓ he was always like he was all of course he was a little bit older than me, he was like two or three years older than me, but he was just naturally a funny guy. Like you could just bring him in right now, and he he's funny. He's just a natural, a funny person. So he was one of the first people I remember, also kind of around that same age. I would just sit there and stare at him like, This mother is funny, bro. Like the stuff you say is stupid. It's funny. So for me, it was him, and then you're right, TV shows where was like, ⁓ These fools are funny on TV. I I like this whole TV thing. ⁓ okay, so that's cool. That was similar, ⁓ similar upbrings. What about this? What is the most recent thing that you can think of? I have a story in my head for me that cracked you up. It could be this week, this month, this year, could be the kids, could be work, anything. What what cr what was the last thing you kind of remember that cracked you up? You were like, that was f funny. And don't don't bring up our show. Don't bring up our show because I know that's That was basically the last twenty seven episodes of this ⁓ show right here. Click the link below. No, you know what? ⁓ I'm gonna say this is really hard for me because I I I literally, bro, I think my goal of the day is to find something to laugh about. Cool. Whether whether it's something that I say, something that they tell me, and it could be at work and I I try to joke around as much as possible. Sometimes to the point where it's inappropriate because of the setting or the people around. But I will literally go ahead. No, can I cut in and say why do you feel like you have to? Is that like you think like, ⁓ I'm the funny guy, I gotta come in like ⁓ Yeah, no, I'm not I'm not trying to make a joke. I'm trying to find funny. Usually it's in a conversation ⁓ okay, okay. ⁓ I get you. Even with my boss. My boss is very serious and very like kind of a weird sense of humor. Okay. But I will try to joke with him or I'll make a comment or or somebody'll say something. It's like it's like I feel like I'm always on and everybody I talk to, I try to I try to make them laugh or I try to like bring up something that'll bring the that'll have them say something that's gonna make me laugh. There's certain guys that are just they're just kinda like though they're they're down for it, right? So whether I'm at work or that I'm at home. Bro, here at with the kids, bro, the kids are freaking hilarious. Yeah, yeah. Kids are naturally hilarious. Hilarious, bro. Like quick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it I mean, I'm constantly, I'm constantly just, you know, like surrounded by it. But I think in the last week or so, I wanna say maybe it was not this last Friday, the Friday before was at bowling. And ⁓ hell yeah. And Mike Mike Mike's Mike's another funny guy, right? Yeah, like low key different funny, huh? Yeah. Yeah. So he's talking he's talking we're talking middle names. ⁓ sh and I think he asked you, ⁓ what's your middle name? And you told him your middle name. And then he yeah, and he said right and I said, What's your middle name? He goes, ⁓ my name, I don't even remember what it is. And then he asked Chuck, he goes, Hey Chuck, what's your middle name? And Chuck, bro, is very serious, very serious demeanor. Yeah, yeah. And he goes, D's nuts. ⁓ man, I was cracking up, dude. And then Mike goes, ⁓ man You got me. That was a good one. Yeah. But I didn't expect it. And I mean just hesitation, bro. Just de nuts. That's like timing, huh? It's not only Yeah, not only do you have to be funny with the line, but you also have to know the right time. Like you're right, that's perfect. Like 'cause you're probably like, ⁓ what is it? What is it? ⁓ it's D ⁓ I'm not standing there like Derek? Did they like D's d yeah, that's Chuck Chuck Woolery or is it Chuck just really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. ⁓ my god. And then all I could think of was like was the chronic from the chronic that was ⁓ okay, okay. ⁓ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm just like, dude, that's hilarious, and I didn't expect it and you know, whatever. But you it's it's little it's little stuff like that. Like like I was I always tell the kids, man, you gotta you gotta find you gotta find humor in life, man, 'cause life sucks if you're not laughing. Right, right, right. ⁓ okay, I'm gonna go ahead and jump in. I w I didn't jump in the other one, I'll jump on this one because for me that That exactly sum it up. You have to find cause if you don't, if you just go through life, bro. Like today I got after work and it it wasn't even a lot, but I was just like mentally drained. So like when I w I I forgot what I was doing. ⁓ I think I took a shower and I was just sitting there. I was like, I'm like, I just feel like my head have you ever felt like you just have so much pressure, you feel like everything is just right on your shoulders. And I was like, What is going on? I know work like it was just that kind of work day where it was just like boom, boom, boom. And I felt drained. So I was like, man, if I don't laugh, if I don't, you know, I went downstairs, talked to Des. I cracked. She laughs at my dumb jokes and then I started laughing. So it was good kind of that kind of breaks it up. But you're right. If you don't find something funny or something to laugh about, bro, life can get horrible. Like it's just on top of on top of, you know, bad on top of bad. But I want to talk about the funny thing for me. So last week it was last I think it was last Sunday. I helped my uncle move. So me, Dez, and my mom helped my uncle move. He's moving to San Diego. So he's selling his house up here. So we rented a U-Haul and we're like loading it up with stuff and then we're going to drive it down. So at the time we're trying to figure out like how are we going do this? He was going to do the U-Haul round trip. And I'm like, bro, they're going to charge they were going to charge him like a dollar thirty a mile. And I'm like, you're going to end up paying like all the way to San Diego. We're going to dump it and then you're going to drive this all or me and you were going to drive us all the way back. Bro, after you do all that plus gas, you're looking at close to a thousand dollars. I'm like, that is crazy just to rent a ⁓ for one day. I'm like, you should look into the one way. So we're trying to figure out what we're gonna do. Are we gonna have like my mom and Desiree follow us and then drive us back? Are we gonna even allow to do a one way? Are we gonna have to drive it back? In that case, my mom and Desiree don't have to go. So we're trying to figure out. So that morning, I was supposed to be over there at at ⁓ 7:30 AM to help start. Start ⁓ unloading. This was on Saturday after our bowling on Friday. Guess what time I woke up? 10:30. Not that bad. 8:30, 8:45. So I'm like, ⁓ man, I'm so tired. I'm sorry. I'm gonna get over there. I get over there and then big art, that's my uncle. He was like, ⁓ yeah, he was like, I didn't know if how we were gonna do this. He was like, I didn't know if your mom was gonna come with us because she kind of won't my mom wanted to go with us for some reason. She can't even really help because she's too old, but she wanted to go for the drive. But he's but I'm like, yeah, but the U-Haul only, it's only a two-seater. He was like, yeah, I he put a metal fold-up chair in the middle of the U-Haul. And so when I was starting to load it and we're about ready to go, I go and look and I'm like, Big Heart, I'm like, you were gonna put my mom in this metal chair in the middle of this U-Haul for three hours down to San Diego and three hours back? And I'm like, what in the and I just started cracking up. I was like, this, I'm showing Desre. Later that night, after we went all the way down to San Diego, unload all the stuff, came all the way back. It was a long day, long night. I don't think I got back to like nine or ten. Me and Desiree get back, we shower, we're back in bed. We're kind of just like messing around, watch TV, and I just start cracking up. I'm like, babe, did you see my uncle had a four? It wasn't even a nice chair. It was a fold up chair. He just squeezed it in between the two chairs. I'm like, He was gonna make my mom, my mom's like almost eighty. She might be eighty. I don't how she's old, you know what I mean? She could barely walk. He was gonna put my mom in a metal chair sitting there in between us, probably like this, the whole way to San Diego and back. I just started cracking up. I'm like, how that just that makes no sense. I anyway, so for me, I don't know why that, and maybe I was also a little knee braided that night, but I cracked up. Me and Desiree were just cracking up for like half an hour straight. Like, what imagine if we would have drove down there? And I'm in the U Haul, my mom's like she would have been right here next to me in a metal chair. I'm just like with no seatbelt, no none. Like, how uncomfortable is that all the way down to San Diego. But anyway, so but it's like stuff like that, that kind of like where you don't expect to find humor, you know, you don't expect a a day of moving, ⁓ driving to San Diego. Like that does not sound fun, bro. That does not sound like you're gonna find any humor. And the fact that we found some humor in it, that's what I think you need. That's why I try to tell my kids too, is like, hey, when stuff gets horrible or when it's it like It's good to just find that little bit of laughter. And then that helps like, you know, it helps bring you out of it for a minute. So ⁓ I agree with you on that one. Yeah, like humor. Just that visual of the chair between the two is bro. I don't know why I didn't take a why didn't we not take a picture of it? Because when I got in the car, I was like, suck a metal chair in the middle of a U-Haul. It was it was two bucket seats and then that chair. But he lodged it in there pretty 'cause I it was hard to get out. It was like Damn, he like wedged it in here. Like it was not moving. That ain't going anywhere. That ain't going anywhere. But I'm like, I don't even know what I don't I can't even imagine that. Anyways, anyways. Okay. All right. Let's move on. So ⁓ like in that kind of both shows, we both have we're both looking for humor in all the wrong places. Looking for look but ⁓ but that sh ⁓ shows you can find it anywhere. If you look for kind of the lighter side or you look for a lap, you're gonna find it, brother. All right, Uncle Okay. ⁓ we're gonna move on to ⁓ your favorite segment. Is it the Yeah? There you go. I like to do the the audio to when you do that. All right, we're doing rapid fire, okay? And this one is rapid fire who you got. It doesn't it's not who you rather bang, okay, Uncle? So chill. It's just who who do you got? Which one makes you laugh more? ⁓ I'm gonna list yeah, this is like comedians, this is movies, this is people. We're gonna go through a big list. ⁓ if you wanna do it as rapid and just give me the answer, if you wanna kind of explain it. Go for it, brother. This is your this is your hour, brother. This is your hour. ⁓ let's start off with two of the heaviest hitters in the game, probably for most of the nineties and the two thousands. Jim Carrey. God, Jim Carrey was a OG versus Adam Sandler. Who you got? Off the top, bro. Damn, I was gonna say off the top. It's not even a definitive answer. I'm gonna tell you ⁓ man, in my earlier years. And when he first started out, Jim Carrey by far. By far. But if you're doing longevity and you're doing Attacking hits on top of hits, I'm gonna go Adam Sandler, bro. But then that's like the same, okay. Who do you take? LeBron or Jordan? Because LeBron did it for forty years, but Jordan did it elite for fifteen or whatever. Yeah, but see. I'm I'm thinking I'm thinking my my like, okay. I couldn't tell you the last Jim Carrey movie that I saw that was funny. I can tell you the first thing. Truman show? Well that's what I'm saying, the last one. What was the last thing he did that was funny? Tell you I can tell you the first one, Ace Ventura, anything off in Living Color, Dumb and Dumber. You know what I mean? But don't you think that peak was higher than Adam Sandler's peak? Nah, bro, because you got bro, you got Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison. Right. You got with the water boy. Right. But that was all early too. Grown ups. You got the one he just did with his kids and then the the ⁓ Jennifer Answer. The bar the Bar mitzvah. No, no, the Bar Mitzvah one. What is it? I think it's that one. The where they're going they go on vacation with the kids and then yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, he I'm to me, Adam Sandler's just it is. And not only that, but he's taken ammo, bro. Yeah, no, a hundred percent. And he put Salma Hayek in that one, the grown ups too. But it just feels like it's the sa he plays the same character. It doesn't matter if it's golf or he's astute. Like it's I know, I know. But it is you're right. Jim Carrey does it? Yeah, but see, Jim Carrey stopped. He stopped though, because I think he saw it was like Bro, ⁓ Dumb and Dumber. That might be one of that might be the number one of all time. We can be classy and sophistical. Look at the fun bags on that whole town. Adam Sandler movie. We gotta admit that at least. Dumb and Dumber beats Stop. Happy Gummer? Yeah, probably. It's close. You're a golfer. It's close. Yeah, it's close, but you're right. You're a golf ring? Yeah, I'd rather go tin cup. You've never even You've never even gone on tour with the Hawaiian tropic models. How do you pick them and donor? No. It's right up the road. You know what? Yeah, you're right. Thank God they ran into us. Thank God they ran into us, huh, Lloyd? Let's go to Jim Carrey. You're right. You're right. That sh was just funny, bro. I was just like, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna bash Adam Sandler. He has been funny, and you're right. He it has been a straight maintained over my whole lifetime, my whole lifetime. Damn, that peak of Jim Carrey was just like top notch. But okay, listen. Samsonite. ⁓ I was totally wrong. It's Samsonite. Samsonite. I was way off. Great. Couple heavy hitters. I don't mean that like that, but Chris Farley versus John Candy. Damn. I'm gonna say Chris Farley. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I am too. I mean, fat fat guy in little coat, bro. Fat guy in little coat. Fat guy in little coat. I mean John John Candy was great. Yeah. But I think I feel like I for the amount of for the body of work, it's very similar because they didn't have a they didn't have a long, they didn't have long runs. But yeah. For me personally, Chris Farley. Hey, do you mind me cutting in? Why how did John Candy die? Was it just like a heart attack? I don't even remember him dying. He had a heart attack, no? Just yeah, okay. Because all of a sudden it was just like, ⁓ yeah, John Candy's dead. And then I don't really remember much about it. But I know Chris Farley was on drugs and overweight and alcohol. Yeah, he lived that rough life, bro. Yeah, yeah. Sho a shooting star, brother. ⁓ all right. George Costanza from Seinfeld versus also from Seinfeld, Kramer. I'm gonna say ⁓ George Costanza. And see, that's pretty telling because George Costanza was more funny in terms of like his lines and stuff like that. Kramer was just that that slap, what do they call it? Slapstick. Slapstick. ⁓ physical comedy. Yeah, yeah, physical comedy. ⁓ you're right. I would probably go Costanza too. Yeah, I feel like George Costanza was like a lovable loser. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he had wins every now and then, but for the most part, he was a lovable loser. He lived with his parents. Yeah. He was going balls. He was fat. And to this day, that's always been my favorite thing is that remember he slept he used to sleep at work under the desk and they would think he was working all night because they were like, his car would still be out there because he was knocked out under the desk. They're like, damn, George works like 24 hours a day. I always wanted to be like, I wish I could sleep at work under my desk. That'd be dope. All right, how about this one? I don't even know if I could answer this one. ⁓ Dave Chappelle versus Chris Rock. Damn. That might be one two. That might be one two of comedians of all time. Yeah, that one that one's hard because I'm gonna go Dave Chappelle. Yeah, okay. Just because like I said, Chris Rock, great body of work. He's got some great movies. He's also in grown ups. He's ⁓ C B four. C B four so block. You know, straight out of low cash, bro. But Dave Chappelle I feel is way more He's way more pop culture. Like just just the stuff off the show for the sh short run that it had and all the references that are still being used today. I mean, I just buy around people that I know. Yeah. I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with Dave Chappelle. Same for me. If you 'cause like if you say who was the funniest stand up show you ever, it was probably still Chris Rock. Like I used to l watch his stand up over and over and it was hilarious. But then I watched one recently, I was like, ⁓ Chris, it came on like HBO. I'm like, ⁓ and put on. It kinda w I mean, it was so funny, but it wasn't like it didn't hit me 'cause it's old now. It didn't hit me like it was. Whereas Dave Chappelle, if you said his stand up, I say no, Chris Rock. But that show, bro, that show can come on right now. An old ⁓ Charlie Murphy story of him be or what it was a dude that put his shoes on his ⁓ couch. Rick James. Rick James. I'm like, this is brilliant. Like whoever thought this up, ⁓ how you were saying like you have to be smart to be that funny. That Dave Chappelle is on a whole different level. The sh he came up with during that show, plus his stand up is good too. It's not as I don't think his stand up is as great as Chris Rock, but his show is just so freaking insane that I don't know why it's still not on. I don't I guess he doesn't want to even like ruin it by like trying to recreate that magic, but That show if it came on right now and it was on all night until the morning, I would be right there. If you came on right now I'd stop recording and holding I would bro, I'd tell you, uncle this is all you would see. I'd be back. I can't get away. Hey, where'd he go? I can't get All right, damn. All right. Okay, how about this one? And I'm I'm not really familiar with Richard Pryor, his comedy, but Richard Pryor versus Eddie Murphy, a little bit of the older eighties, eighties comedy. I'm gonna say Damn. I feel I this is that the the the the whole thing where without Richard Pryor you don't have Eddie Murphy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they said. So I'm gonna say Richard Pryor. Yeah. Okay. I mean their their stand up is is is way before my time. Right, right, right, right. I remember I saw I think some of I think it's Raw or Delirious. I don't remember which one of those two. Is it where he's wearing the like leather jacket? ⁓ is it all red, right? Blue. No, I was thinking the blue one. Maybe they're different. Yeah, maybe they're okay. Yeah, I don't remember which one it was and I was like, ⁓ this is kinda funny. Yeah. But I mean, I I never I and then next you know, he was just like this crazy, like, you know, ⁓ Beverly Hills cop he started doing those kind of movies. So yeah. For me, I used to like Richard Pryor when I was younger because he was seemed like he was in more movies when I was young, young. Remember, he was in the toy, and he was just like he would pop up and like that. I'm like, ⁓ that's so funny. I didn't know his like stand-up. And then same thing with Eddie Murphy. I don't remember his standup, but I remember his movies. But to me, there's more for me. Better, funnier Eddie Murphy movies just because I don't know a lot of Richard Pyre stuff. It was before my time. ⁓ and I remember all the ⁓ all the Eddie Murphy, just how you were like you were saying, the 48 hours and the Beverly Hills cop and then even like Boomerang, where he wasn't as funny, but it was like, ⁓ I love that movie. And then what was that one funny he was in another funny ass movie, I can't remember it now, but Dr. Doolittle. Nah, I didn't really care for those. Well hey was it Meet the Clumps or whatever? Was he the one that did that? I think so. So it's just like but you know what it always said is like it always showed that like he was I mean, I'm sure Richard P of course Richard Pryor was too, but like that fool was so talented that he could do it seemed like he could do anything. I heard he was like hardcore into like drugs and coke and everything that kinda like Who Richard Pryor? No, ⁓ well both of ⁓ Didn't Richard Pryor didn't he used to live in Northridge and then like he burnt his house up or some sh or no, he I think he ⁓ He got like high on crack or something. They got him on the fr like on the freeway. He was walking on the freeway or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, that's back when that coke and crack would get you, brother. I'm glad I was a little kid. ⁓ All right, how about this? This is our people. These are our people, so make the right make the right decision. Gabriel Iglesias or George Lopez. I'm gonna go George Lopez when he was younger and starting out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he went weird. Now he's all like he looks homeless and Yeah, what happened to him? And he kind of sticks to kind of the same the same type of jokes. And like bro, you you got money and y those those jokes don't hit anymore. Yeah. When he was coming up, when he was coming up, bro, I'm like, dude, this this food is hilarious. And I don't know if I told you this. I think we talked about him a couple episodes ago. I don't know if I told you this, but I am a hundred percent convinced. That the Jack in the Box joke that he wrote or that he used to perform is the Jack in the Boxes by my mom's house. Where he would what was it? Like, I want ⁓ like a soda. You want Fri? You want You want the fountain dream? Yeah, yeah. So the Jack in the Box by my mom's house. ⁓ wait, the ⁓ no, no, one? In Pocoima or it's on yeah, it's on it's it's on ⁓ it's on ⁓ Van Ice. ⁓ okay. No, I was okay, I was thinking of the one. And I Kid you not. There there I even remember the guy's name. His name is Esquiel. ⁓ it has to be then. Yeah. And he was the freaking cashier. And you and I mean it's dead on. And I wish I had access. George Lopez, if you're watching this, please ⁓ hit me up. I I would love to know where he got that inspiration because I'm a hundred percent sure that it was EQiel at the Jack in the Box on Van Nuys and Papun. It's funny. And never he would say, ⁓ I I want a Yumbo Yak. Yumbo yak. Yummo yak. And he would talk fast. ⁓ Yo, Yummo Yak. He would talk fast. And I remember I'd order and sometimes we'd go like we were we'd be partying and we'd go get some like food late at night and he was there. You should have asked. You should have asked him, hey Ezekiel, is that is this about you? Is that is that is that routine about you? Bro, it was after after after that came out, I remember the first time I saw it, I was like, Bro, that sounds like the homeboy from the Jack in the Box commercial. Blah blah blah. And what are the odds? And he's from there, so it like What are the odds? You ain't gonna f you ain't gonna get that anywhere else. You're not getting that in Burbank. You're not, yeah. No, you can't make that up. That has to be that's fun, bro. But I mean, I have no way of proving it. Anybody and if anybody knows him, hit me up and I'd love to at least just ask him. I don't I don't wanna hang out with him or anything, but at ask him. ⁓ yeah, I think he's still a good time. I don't know. I feel like he's lost. I feel like I feel like he has demons too. You know, he always said like ⁓ you know, whatever, like his parents I don't he his grandparents raise ⁓ his parents didn't want like I always feel like he's had demons and he's always like, he's probably gonna, you know, it sucks, but like give in to alcoholism or drugs or something. Cause I feel like, yeah, when he has those shows he's doing good, but it seems like he's like, What is going on? He's like let himself go. Yeah, and now he's just kinda weird. Yeah, kinda weird. And you are right about the show. When we used to listen to that show when we were young, my whole family would like remember his HP was special and You hear the low rider intro, like, ⁓ George Lopez. Even even the the comedy special, we would all sit around, like when his new one come out, it'd be like HBO. The whole ⁓ Desiree's back. The whole family would be in there and we'd just be cracking up. And then now I went, I took Desiree. This is probably already like ten years ago. It was one of our first dates or whatever. We had just gotten together and we went to go see him downtown. I was like, I've already seen him like three times. I don't think she had seen him. And I'm like, ⁓ I'll take you to go see him. It was downtown. And I was just like, Yeah, I laughed a little, but the whole time I was just like, I've heard this joke now for twenty years. Like it's just not it just doesn't hit like the way like come on, bro, you gotta develop your game. It was like talking about his grandma and it was like every yeah. He knows exactly what I I know what he's going through and he knows what I'm going through. And I mean, yeah, we I think I've seen him I'm gonna say maybe three times. Okay, yeah, the last time the last time we went It was it was Laura, myself, ⁓ my sister Rosie and Adam. ⁓ sh and we saw him we saw him with he he did a it was like a dual con it was a dual concert. It was at the Hollywood Bowl. ⁓ damn. And he opened up and then Santana performed. ⁓ that's sick though. Yeah, that was dope. Yeah, yeah. That's good. Okay. ⁓ yeah, that's that's dope. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we were somewhere downtown. It was it was like at one of those famous I can't remember the name of it, but Yeah, it just didn't it was funny. It was cool. I'm glad I went and I'm glad I took Desiree, but it it just didn't hit like before where you're just like, ⁓ that's funny. All right, how about this? All right, let's go. We're stepping into movies now. If if Chris Rock versus Dave Chappelle was the one versus two seed for the comics, this has to be pretty close to the one versus the two seed for movies, bro. Comedy movies. Dumb and Dumber, which we just talked about, that we're both like, bro, that that might be perfection in a hundred and twenty minutes. Dumb and Dumber versus ⁓ my God. Step brothers, bro, which I could watch I could watch both of them right now if they come on. ⁓ damn. I'll leave you with that tough decision because I don't want to answer it. Dumb and Dumber, which is probably, yeah, for sure, easily probably my number one comedy. Yeah, it's ⁓ and Step Rose is probably either two or three. ⁓ sh I mean just endless endless lines that you just I I still use to this day. Almost on a daily. The Samsonite one, just while while we till the day I die. And then the stepbrothers one, the one where you where he's talking to where he's talking to the mom. And she's like, and he's like, I'm not gonna call him dad. Not even if there's a fire. I mean, it's just hilarious, bro. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna say tie. ⁓ I didn't even think that was an option, but okay. I hey I respect it. That's too hard. I can't pick one or the other. Because you're right, Dumb and Dumber, I don't know when that came out in the nineties. That sh old. Ninety four, I think. And that was the same like all a ninety the rest of the nineties were quoting that movie. But then when Stepbrothers came out, it was the same sh so I feel like I want to say Step Brothers just 'cause it's a more recent, but then it's like I feel like I feel like kind of a piece of sh Going against dumb and dumber because that's that's that's one of your classics, bro. That's like how you that's like talking sh about one your parents. Like, ⁓ yeah, I didn't maybe get along with them, but I can't talk sh about that's still my parent. You what mean? Like dumb and dumber raise me. So yeah, you you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and just defer to you and your tie. That that one's too it's good we're not doing the brackets because somebody has to advance. But in this one, a tie will work. Okay, Uncle. But I I might come back to this one day with a bracket challenge and then that might be the that might be the final and I wouldn't be I wouldn't be mad at that. How about this one? This is also two heavy hitters. The hangover versus super bad. Damn, that's hard too. I'm gonna say this, bro. The hangover is instant classic. The the the whole premise, the the the way it starts to the way it ends, and everything in between is just great. Love it. Perfect. But I'm gonna say super bad is better because I I feel I feel like I quote that movie more. I love McLovin. I love me some Emma Stone. ⁓ I forgot. I mean, bro. It hey Roller Girl. What about Roller Girl in ⁓ Hangover? And Leah Remy. Yeah, you got yeah, you gotta yeah. But no, you know what? She comes out and then she's kind of weird. Nah, I'm gonna say ⁓ Super Bat. Okay. Okay. ⁓ that one's tough, bro. I honestly, if you're gonna go with Super Bat, I I on this one I'd probably go with a tie. Because hangover is like if you when you were in your twenties and thirties as a man, you wanted it you wanted a hangover trip. Like, hey, let's go. Let's make this wolf pack. You know what I mean? Like, let's let's make this sh Hangover, hangover. Anytime you go to Vegas. It's like that's the first thing that pops in mind is hangover. But then super bad, high school, thinking about parties and trying to get liquor and trying to pull chicks, like that's all you're that's all you give a shit about in high school. So it's like, I don't know, they both hit me equally. You know what I mean? They both of them are a slug to the chest. So you know what? I think I think super bad with me resonates a little bit more because I was kinda like a mixture of of Seth and ⁓ And ⁓ Jonah or what what's ⁓ what's her name? Seth and ⁓ what are their names, bro? I don't remember Jonah Hill. Wait, Jonah Hill is Seth? No. Yeah, he's Seth, and ⁓ my god, what's the other fool's name? I was a mixture of both of them. Actually, I was a mixture of all three. And the crazy thing is, I had that Metallica shirt that freaking McLean's wearing, bro. And then remember like ⁓ what's his name? ⁓ what's the the stoner dude? The he plays the cop? ⁓ Seth Rogan. Seth Rogan is like the older guy in there, and he was still a young he was still in his 20s, and he's like the older guy. They take McGlovin or shooting shit. So I think that I think that's why I'm I'm a little bit more lenient towards that. Because I I can relate to I'm a mixture. I in high school I was a mixture of all three. Anybody that knows me knows that I was a mixture of all three of those guys. Yeah, I'm gonna probably if you put a gun to my head, unk, which hopefully that never happens, but I would go with super bad too, because you're right, it just hits a little bit closer. ⁓ hangover, we've all had crazy sh happen when we're adults and like, you know, go to Vegas or go to but it's just like super bad just resonated more 'cause it was just like I know that struggle of like you like a chick, you try to pull a chick, ⁓ sh she's gonna be at that party, we gotta bring liquor, like and back then it's like it's almost mission impossible to get liquor back then. Like you know what I mean. ⁓ see every has a plug. Everybody has a plug. Give me some money, Hallie, and I will roll in, come back like a G. And then you're the life of the party because you read all the Yeah, but I mean still it didn't get me anywhere. Yeah, same, same. All right, all right. That one was tough. That was tough. How about this? Let's let's go a little bit, let's throw it back. Airplane versus naked gun. Airplane, bro. I'm gonna go naked gun because airplane is hilarious, but that naked gun was like the first I saw like that with that Leslie Nielsen with all those crazy ass. You'd be like, surely you're not thinking it you'd be like, Yes, I am, and don't call me Shirley. I was like, ⁓ Hey, that's airplane. ⁓ that's airplane? ⁓ that's that's all I was like, what do you mean? You was in the airplane before. You're right, you're right. All right. All right, then I'm gonna go airplane. You're right. And then Naked Gunhead. Naked Gunhead, OJ. And don't call me Shirley. Yeah, ⁓ What about where they go beat up the nun? Or like we'll beat up the lady who's like who's yelling or crying or something. They're all in line. Well, but they're all lying. Someone has a bat, somebody has a curve. And then and then ⁓ the other one the the you speak ⁓ I'm speaking. I don't speak jive. Cutty say can't hey ⁓ Stewartess, I speak jive. good. Okay, sister. And they're like I was like, ⁓ sh that's how you talk jive? 'Cause I th I think I was in like third grade when they I remember watching it at like my buddy's house. I was it was a sta a sleepover and his parents put on. I remember I was like, What is this? They were some white folks and they threw on an airplane. I remember I was cracking up. All right, yeah, that was ahead of its time. How about that? No, you know what? I I saw I saw that movie in seventh grade. ⁓ damn. I had ⁓ I one of my one of my classes was like music appreciation. ⁓ and they showed it? And they and they showed us airplane. And the whole movie Why would that be in music appreciation though? No, it was like it was like at the end. Like ⁓ where they're just like wasting time. Yeah, so we were done. Like we didn't we whatever and then he goes, All right, I'm gonna show you this movie. But you can't tell anybody or you can't say that I showed it to you. And I was like, What? And do you remember the nudity where the chick walks and she just has like facts of her boobs? No, I don't remember. Watch it again. At the there's like a at the beginning. And then he like went and he he covered it. He goes, ⁓ that's it. After that, it's it's it's pretty l pretty pretty ⁓ pretty basic after that. But that I can't let you see that. And shout out Mr. Cardin. I remember in eighth grade, our teacher, it was towards the end of the year, she put on Top Gun for us. But I remember I remember I was like 'cause I've already seen it, I'm like, ⁓ it's coming, it's coming the part where he bones ⁓ Kelly McGillis before back when she was hot, before she turned into a dude. Good one. How about this? ⁓ sh uncle, we're already at 45 minutes. We gotta pick it up. ⁓ how about this? Shaq or Charles? Which one do you find funnier? Shaq, a hundred percent. I find Charles, bro. He's frack sorry, he cracks me. Come on, bro. It's Shaq. Sorry. Shaq Daddy. But I can't even big Aristotle. Bro, halftime. Yeah, big halftime. I can't understand him. Once you go Shaq, you never go. Chuck. And I'm just like, what do you say? Then everyone cracks up. All right. How about this? Borat versus Jackass. ⁓ my god. Borat, the first movie and the the COVID one were great. ⁓ but Jackass has a special place in my heart, bro. Love Jackass. I don't like Jackass because I don't like pain like that. It's just like it's it's too hard to watch for me. But it's funny. But I would go Borat. I just like his whole gay stuff where he's like, ⁓ what the f you? And the guy's What the f what are you like? What are you talking about? Like Borat to is funnier. How about this? White chicks. And I don't mean like white chicks calm down. I'm talking about white chicks the movie. Yeah, with the weigh-ins versus scary movie. That's easy, bro. Scary movie. I don't even remember white chicks, yeah, scary movie is fine. I if scary movie is still going on and there's like seven of them, it's gotta be that. Okay, how about this? Little sports. Major league. Give them the fastball ricket. Or necessary roughness. Remember the kicker? ⁓ what was her name? Kathy Ireland. Yeah, yeah, ⁓ yeah. Those little green shorts, legs for days. Ooh gosh. I'm gonna say major league, bro. Yeah, I'm gonna go major league. Major league is just Yeah, it's a it's just a better movie overall. Too many crazy characters. And you're right, better movie. Okay, how about this? Happy Gilmore, like you were talking about earlier. The old golf game or our new our new it's not a sport, our new hobby, Kingpin. Damn dude. ⁓ sh nap. I'm gonna say happy Gilmore. Yeah, come on, bro. I mean pin was cool, but yeah, it shouldn't have been that close. How about this? Old school. ⁓ remember that party with Snoop Dogg where ⁓ what's the name we're gonna streak the squad. Streaking through the quad. We're going streaking through the quad. I'll go old school. I I like Anchor Man. I just don't get the whole like fascination. Everyone loves it. Which I find it funny, but like old school, like that was just old school, I'll tell you that. All right, how about this? Let's take it back to the holidays, homie. ⁓ Elf or Home Alone? I'm gonna go if we're talking comedy, I'm gonna go elf. That's what Desire just I heard in the background. I heard a little a little squeak. Elf. yeah, if you're talking, I I feel like Home Alone was a better movie, but you're right. If you're just talking pure comedy, yeah, I would go with L2. Okay. Coming to America, or this is a low-key killer, which I don't know why it doesn't get more respect. I'm gonna get you, sucker. Remember that dude OGs? ⁓ what happened to me? OG'd overgolded. I'm gonna say yeah, I'm gonna get you, sucker. That shit. It has more on better references. Yeah, that sh was hilarious. All right, how about this? Bridesmaid? Since we're on the whole little wedding thing. Bridesmaid or wedding crashers? That's not even a competition, bro. Wedding crashers. Why though? Because you're sexist? Yeah, pretty much. Okay. Babe. Des bridesmaids. Bridesmaids or Bridesmaids. ⁓ she didn't want to hear who it's against. Bridesmaids or wedding crashers? Bridesmaids. Damn, she said it five times, bridesmaid. And she gave me that look after like bridesmaids. Okay. Hey, tell her bridesmaids or the gentleman hour. Bridesmaids or the gentleman hour. She said, f you two, bridesmaids. That's a to I don't know. That's a tough one. No, she said it's not tough at all. How about this one? 40 year old virgin. Imagine being a virgin at forty? Imagine being a virgin at thirty nine and then your birthday hits. What do you mean imagine? And you still haven't banged? Forty two right here. Yeah, with with four kids. That's gonna happen. Forty year old virgin or Napoleon Dynamite. Forty old virgin. More references. Yeah. I love Napoleon Dynamite, don't get me wrong. Uncle Rico. I do too. ⁓ Pedro Kip. My boy Kip. Yeah, yeah. Hey Hey, ⁓ hey Napoleon. Me and ⁓ La Quonda are gonna be going out for the night. He's got the diplomat chain on the duke. Yeah, yeah. LaFonda is the best thing. That has ever happened to me. Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Napoleon. But no, no, I got I gotta go, I gotta go 40 year old virgin. Yeah, 40 year old virgin is classic. And those chicks are hot. What's her name? ⁓ Kenner? Like, I was like, ⁓ man. Remember the the chick he ends up with? The little brunette. Like, I'm like, ⁓ she was the older chick, the grandma? Yeah, she was the chick. That's the only thing I didn't like. You didn't like her? She was the chick from ⁓ Dancing with the Wolves. No, why why did it why'd they have to give her a a grandma, fool? ⁓ Wait, was she a grandma? Yeah, remember? She's like, Well no, her daughter is Kat Dennings. Yeah, but then the other one that doesn't live there. ⁓ okay, I don't remember that. ⁓ yeah, he's like, I'm dating a hot grandma. He's like, Okay, I'm like, bro, why can't she just be a mom? Why does she have to be a grandma? Dang, you don't like grandmas? You heard that, Des? Louis says that grandmas aren't grandmas aren't attractive. Damn I guess you didn't like golden girls, huh, homeboy? They all grammar. Hey, I like Estel Getty. Yeah, I would've ⁓ man, the things I would've done. Betty White, Betty White. Hell yeah. Yeah. If it ain't Betty White, it ain't right, homeboy. Yeah, that was my mo that was my motto as well. Beavis and Butthead, classic. ⁓ versus Family Guy. Also classic. Beavis Butthead all day. All day every day. I don't know why anybody would even like Family Guy. You don't find it funny? It's funny, but it's not like, ⁓ my God. It's hilarious. There's no symptoms, I'll tell you that much. I'm gonna go family guy, because Beavis A Butt has started, but it was just so it was always the same. And it was hilarious. But Family Guy is just, bro, it hits every hits every ⁓ every hole. All right, how about this? Three amigos. Versus ⁓ how about this? Versus Police Academy. Are they gonna make some like siren noises? Yeah, it was a attention old. I'm gonna say Police Academy, dog. Yeah, as much as I love I love three amigos. Don't get me wrong. But police academy, I I feel like I think I I I appreciate the raunchiness of it. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. Because three amigos was funny. Yeah. But please comedy was funny and raunchy. And raunchy at the same time. Okay. All right. Hey, we gotta go fast. We're already in our draft. We gotta move, brother. All right. Top ten. So let's go. Give me your starting five, and then you get five also backups. We're gonna do a draft. ⁓ so you have the same list I have. ⁓ babe, put pick a number in your head, but don't tell me. Uncle, pick a number between one through ten. Whole perfect. Three. ⁓ I'm gonna pick four. What's the number? Seven. I win. I go first. Or no, I get to the four or yeah, that's fair. I'm gonna go first. I'm gonna go first. Okay. So go ahead and and give me your list of well, we're gonna pick five, five starters, and then reserves, and then we're gonna look at them and we're gonna say who win, who got the better team. All right, I'm gonna go first. this is the top ten. Comedy TV shows of all time. Wait, you're picking five right off the top? No, no. I'm gonna pick one. You pick and then I pick one, right? Yeah, you got it. See, I don't even know if you're gonna pick this one, but if you're just going off of what is the absolute best, this is maybe going down as the number one ⁓ TV show of all time. I'm gonna go Seinfeld. I know. I know you don't even like it. I liked it, but bro, it's come on, you can't go against that. So cross that off your list, please. Thank you. That's off my list. Thank you. All right, I'm gonna go the office. I didn't even see that. I should have snaked that because I know you wouldn't even take in Seinfeld. Okay. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna take a little bit of a stretch here, bro. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna switch it up. I'm gonna go to ⁓ a classic again. I'm gonna go with I Love Lucy, number two. I mean, bro, that's that might be the best show of all time. ⁓ good lord. And I'm gonna go How I Met Your Mother. ⁓ that's a stretch, bro. You could have got him. You could have got that show in the in the eighth round, bro. That's a stretch. That's a stretch. I wanna pick that. Okay. ⁓ number three for me. See, I don't even think you like that show, but it's just it's it's a classic. You can't Yeah, I'm gonna go with it. Married with Children. Hell yeah. All right, I'm gonna go ⁓ That was your third pick? Yes, sir. What was your ⁓ your second first pick? Sorry, I'm gonna write it down. My first one was The Office and then How I Met Your Mother. Bro, I think you might be already done. Bro, you picked I Love Lucy, dog. Nobody likes that show. Bro, my grandma used to have the whole series on VHS. NufSet. Everybody loved that show. All right, let's go. Number four for me. ⁓ wait, who did you go seventy show? ⁓ yeah. You went seventy show? Yes, sir. ⁓ four, I'm gonna I'm gonna go Parks and Rec. That show is good. I don't know why it doesn't get any respect. That show is great. It's great, yeah. And then I'm gonna go Modern Family. that's why I w I it was between that and Parks and Rec, and I knew you were gonna take Modern Family. Son of a bitch. Okay, that was your first real that was your first get. ⁓ Bro, classic. In Living Color. We just talking about ⁓ Jim Carrey. This is where he cut his chops. That's a great show. That's a great damn, I have all hitters. I'm gonna I'm gonna go from out out of left field, Golden Girls. ⁓ that's good. What are you talking about in left field? That's that that's great. Yeah, that's I know you don't you don't appreciate female comedians, that's why. ⁓ bro, I I spay I appreciate female comedians and I feel I appreciate el the elderly female comedians. All right. I'm gonna get I'm I'm just all I know is hitters. I'm gonna go with this also might be the number two all time sitcom behind Seinfeld. Cheers, bro. When it ended, people went crazy. Hey, did I tell you I met Norm when I worked at the theater? ⁓ sh no. Serious? George Went. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was cool. I'm gonna go three's company. Damn it. Yeah, that was my next one. Solid. You're still not gonna catch up, but that's that's good. ⁓ yeah, I'm gonna go ⁓ no, you won't ever pick family guy. I'm gonna go ⁓ growing pains. ⁓ that was a stretch. You should lose points for picking that stupid show. That was a stretch. Stupid show. I'm gonna go the the the one of the ⁓ OG ⁓ the the one show with the two OG hotties. Gilligan's Island. ⁓ fuck. Babe, can you dress up like Marianne one of these days or something? Whoa, whoa, hey, Taylor for later. ⁓ I'm gonna list after we're done right now. We have three more each. I'm gonna list my top ten shows versus his, and then you tell us who's the winner, in your opinion. All right, because we don't have a judge. Hey, stop. She if anything, she's gonna point if anything, she's probably gonna vote for you. The best question is like, hey, she just happened to walk by. What can I say? Literally, bro, that was literally what just happened. All right, eight. ⁓ I don't have this one, huh? ⁓ I don't know why you don't have this. Fresh Prince of Bel Air. That's trash. That's why I don't have it. Trash? Yeah. Wow. That's not believable, dog. Come on. That dominated the nineties. I'm gonna go full house. ⁓ that's good. That's good. Yeah. I I kinda left that for you with the whole uncle thing. I left that one for you. ⁓ full house, yeah. And then ⁓ you took Gilligan's Island already too, huh? Okay. ⁓ I don't really like family matters. ⁓ you know what? I'm gonna go ⁓ Will and Grace. That sh was funny. You would go Will and Grace. That sh was funny, bro. Okay. Especially when you go on those cruises that you were going on with ⁓ with the guys and tank tops. Friends of Juliet. No friends of someone Dorothy I'm gonna go family matters. Yeah, that's good. I I was looking at that one a couple of times. That that's good. That's that's ⁓ that's what they call in the business a safe pick. All right, my last one between Abbot Elementary, which is hilarious, by the way. I just haven't watched enough, so I'm gonna go with Family Guy. Damn, I guess I gotta go Abbott Elementary that I've never seen. You've never seen it? It's hilarious. Laura and Cass love it. I've never seen it. It's funny. Okay. Here's my top. Here's my top five and then my reserves and then I'll list yours. Number one, greatest sitcom of all time, Seinfeld. Number two, second greatest sitcom of all time, I Love Lucy. Number three, greatest sitcom of the 90s, Married with Children. Number four, Sleeper, Parks and Wreck. Number five, change TV history in Living Color. Number six, maybe goes down as a number three best sitcom of all time. Cheers. Number seven, growing pains. Yeah, you're right. That's kind of weak there at seven. Number eight. Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Come on, bro. Everybody in the nineties talked about that. ⁓ number nine. You used to try to dress up as Carlton, remember? You used to do that dance. Used to. It ain't unusual to be loved by number nine. Will and grace. And then number ten is family guy against yours. Office. That's hot. I'm not gonna lie. But bro, how I met your mother at two? 70 show at three? Those are great. But like if I missed it for the week, I'm not going crazy. Number four, Modern Family, Sharp. ⁓ number five, Sharp, Golden Girls. Number six, Sharp, Three's Company. Number seven, yeah, that sh Yeah, it was a hitter. Gilligan's Island. Number eight, full house. More of like family fun rather than comedy. It wasn't that funny. ⁓ Number nine, family matters. And then number ten, al Abbott Elementary. Babe, who's the winner in your eyes? Okay, can you come over here real quick? Polly boy, Polly wins. And can you hurry run a a running clock? No, if anything she's gonna vote against me because she hates Okay, good night. ⁓ she says that's she can't come up with a she can't all right, let's move on. We'll let the audience you guys pick who you like. You like unks or you like mine? You like a heavy hitter or you like the sleepers? All right. ⁓ grouch. All right. We're gonna do Mount Gentmore, but we're just gonna do you because I was gonna do mine, but I don't think we have time. What it 'cause we're at an hour already. What is real quick? Boom. All right. Mount Gemore. What is your favorite from Mount Gentmore? Favorite movie characters of all time? Number one, Tommy from Tommy Boy. Solid. Okay. Number two, Frank the Tank. I have that one. I told you not to take mine. All right, go ahead. What is ⁓ no, this we can't. You can say Mount Gentmore, we can do whatever we want. You're right. Okay. Number three, Jim Carrey in in any movie from the nineties. No, it has to be a character. Lloyd? Dumb and Dumber. Lloyd. Okay. And then Bronny Dangerfield. ⁓ I thought you were saying back to school. ⁓ that's another great one. That's great, huh? The London was it the Lundy Lundy Back? Triple quadruple button. All that phone does is just like a so stupid. And then he pulls a teacher too, huh? Yeah. ⁓ okay. Mine, very similar, but you're right. If we're talking characters, we're probably gonna overlap. So my Mount Gentmore is Lloyd Christmas, dumb and dumb. Bro, that comes great. That you're not gonna ever beat that character. Alan from Hangover, that fool j I just as soon as he comes on the screen, I just crack up. Frank the tank, like his transformation from like straight edge husband to all of a sudden just add away. I don't know if we have changed. No. Yeah, when they stop him. Hey. ⁓ okay, I'll do one. ⁓ Sherry. Yeah. You know the you know the greatest the greatest line in that movie is when when when they pick him up and he gets in right butt naked and he goes KFC is still open. You think KFC is open? Honey, you think KFC is still open? So bad, bro. Bro, my cousins used to that line and anytime we go out drinking, they'd be You guys all think KFC is still open. And we're gonna crack up. My last one, this one is a little bit of a stretch, and I don't even know why I picked it. But I was going through a breakup at the time and I think that movie helped me, but it was Swingers and it was Trent T Vince Vaughn. He just cracks me up in that movie and I just loved it. Even though I know there's funnier characters. Because I had some other like Ron Burgundy, Deadpool, Smokey from Friday, you know, Ace Ventura, but I don't know. I went with that one kind of like I don't know, like a throwback to my that wasn't even my childhood, I was like 19. But anyways. Hey, let me pause real quick. Yeah. ⁓ bathroom break? Well sure. All right. All right, Unc. You back? Are you you refreshed? ⁓ no, no, you didn't go to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom. You gotta go open the door. All right. Hey, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Side details. Sorry. I wanna go cry because I wanna go cry because nobody ⁓ picked my list. Hey, ⁓ it it your list is ⁓ it's a workman list, it's solid, but it's nothing to write home about, it's nothing to get excited about. ⁓ but that guess guess what? This is something we can get excited about. Uncle knows best. I have a couple questions for you, not just the typical, like I give you a subject, you run with it. This uncle knows best. Is a couple of questions kind of sum it all up. So I'm gonna start with what does ⁓ comedy mean to you, Uncle? Like, ⁓ well, you said earlier you're always looking to laugh, but ⁓ like just what does it mean to you in your life? Like, you know what I mean? Like, are you do you love comedy movies? Or are you always trying you said you're always trying to make people laugh? Like How big of a thing or how big of an importance is comedy in your life? Day to day and just everything else? ⁓ comedy to me is is is probably the top near the top of the list. I mean, obviously there's you you're gonna pick the wholesome answer. They're all my family, my kids, the mic, whatever. Right. But on your on on a day to day basis, the interacting, like I said, with with with random people at work. I mean, there's times where I'm joking around with certain people at work. ⁓ like I told you, I try to find I try to find something funny, something to laugh about, dude, at least once a day. The more the merrier, the more the better. And I I I appreciate a good a good show. ⁓ like I I mean I I think I've even told you like, ⁓ like appreciate like The Office season four. Most of season four is just great. And it's just it's just it's comedy that It just flows, bro. Like you you it starts here and by the time it delivers a punchline, ⁓ my god, it's it's great. There's time there's times where where I've literally told the kids like, hey, there's certain things that are funny and certain things that are not. Like you can tell a joke, but the more you repeat it, the less funnier it is. True. 'Cause there's people that will tell you the same joke, bro, like all the time over and over. Like once you get a laugh, like let it go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they come back and they ask you for it, okay, whatever. But I will tell the kids like literally, like, okay, that's not funny anymore. Yeah, come up with something else. Yeah, yeah, come up with something else. Like it's not it's not hard. If you once you go back to like something that whatever, ⁓ I've been I've been in situations in high school, even as an adult now, where somebody will take my joke. Like I will say something and nobody laughs. And somebody will repeat it and then people laugh, and I'm just like, dude, I just freaking said that. Like, what is going on? Right? So like I said, I I love I love laughing. Th that's one of the greatest feelings in the world. And then I like it when people laugh. I like when my my family laughs at certain things that I do, certain things that I say. And I mean, I look forward to it. I I there's nothing like a good like a good like a good joke. Yeah. Like I appreciate that and I will I will cherish that for sure. So let me jump in. So you're saying I know you mentioned earlier you said the kids your kids make crack you up all the time. Do you think that's something Is it just they're funny because you're looking at them like, ⁓ it's my kids, like everything they do is either funny or great? Or do you think I don't know if it's passed down? I don't know if that's like a gene being fun. I don't know, but like do you think that's like something that was passed down to them and they just they have natural comedy chops, I guess? I don't know what I don't even know what you call it, but like, do you think that's something that can pass down? Or do you think that's from being around you and you're like, ⁓ well, they they get my jokes and they kinda follow on to my joke? You know what I mean? Like what How does that how does that how does that happen? Where kids or how students become fun into what are you Yeah, how do they become funny? I I think I think it's it's ⁓ I think it's part of being an Aguilar, bro. Because I know a lot of Aguilars that are funny. Mm-hmm. I know some Aguilars that think they're funny, but they're not. I'm not gonna mention any names. Okay, good. But I will say this, like there's a lot there most of the Aguilars are are are sm are smart, they're sharp, and they're witty. Right. Witty, witty. And if you have all that and you have a sense of humor, you just everything just unfolds, bro. It just it just it it's like Voltron. It comes together and it forms this this thing, bro. You know what I mean? Because there there's Aguilars that are witty, but they're not as funny. Yeah, yeah. There's Aguilars that are sharp. Mentally sharp, bro. Most Aguilars are smart. They're problem solvers or they're they're doers or you know what I mean? Yeah. So I think it when you have all that, boom. So you build up to it, you whatever. And then like like I like with my kids, I mean, I interact with them all day, bro. Every day. Do your kids think you're funny? Yeah. Hell yeah. Okay. They t but they've literally be funny or whatever. Okay. And they've also told me, ⁓ you're you're you're one of the smartest people I know. Because I'll just they'll ask me stuff for school and I'm like, okay, it's this. ⁓ how do you know that? I don't know. I just know that. Or what's the capital of of ⁓ Louisiana? ⁓ it's whatever, Baton Rouge or whatever. You know what I mean? Like it's just certain things that I mean, I don't even know if that's the capital of Louisiana, but I I I think it is I feel like it's you what I There's certain things that they just ask and I'll just tell them. And if I don't know, we'll look it up. But for the most part, there's a lot of random stuff that they that I know because I just soak up all that stuff and I just tell ⁓ Okay. So do you think that's like f ⁓ Comedy can be passed down. Were your parent were your parents funny? Did you think they were funny? My my dad my dad my dad my dad was funny, but he was more sharp than anything else. He was sharp. What do you have? Like a like a dry sense of humor, maybe? Like a No, you know what? You know what it is? ⁓ I think he came from an era where i it wasn't funny to be funny. Yeah. You know what I mean? What's so funny? There's nothing funny about that. What are you laughing about? Well, you know, that sucks. Yeah, we're poor. Stop laughing. Yeah, yeah. So I think I think he he was funny when he when he could be. And a lot of times he he didn't have that opportunity. Yeah. But he w he had a lot of jokes. He would have jokes that he had lined up. He was he was one for a riddle. ⁓ shit riddle me this. Yeah. ⁓ yeah. What's wet? No. What's something that's wet that you that need no what's something that needs to be wet to cut, but ⁓ if you cut it when it's dry and you're like what? And it was like, ⁓ and then it was something like ⁓ funny. And he would laugh. ⁓ yeah, you know, blah, blah, blah. So he was like more of like a smart Okay. ⁓ Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wasn't one to be like, Hey, guess what? Listen up, listen, I'm gonna tell you joke. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. You know what I'm and my mom she had her moments, but she's not I wouldn't say she's funny. Okay. Like she's not like a comedian, but So I I just think yeah, I just think like I said, it's a it's a combination of of smart, sharp, witty, and and just you know, the ability to carry. Yeah. And that's hard, bro. Not everybody has. No, it is it is hard. There's nothing worse than how you were saying earlier where you said that joke and it bombed. There's nothing worse than a when you say a joke, like nobody's like not even a not even a chuckle, like ⁓ yeah, I'm like, ⁓ damn, like Yeah, I always try to change the subject real quick. On to the next one. Onto the next one. Yeah. ⁓ Do you still have anybody in your life like older that cracks you up? Or maybe when you were younger, you know, like everybody had that older uncle or aunt, like, ⁓ the motherfucker I love that when I go to a family party, this fool's here, this fool's funny as sh older s older cousin, older family member, anything like that that you can remember them cracking you up. I mean, if you want to go older, I mean you're pretty funny. Yeah, but no, I mean's pretty funny. I mean like when you're a kid. Like do you remember growing up like as kid? Was there anybody in your family that was real funny? ⁓ you know what my my my thought have you had Victor's dad? He was he was pretty funny. He had a thing where he would every time you would see him, he would shake your hand and he would happy birthday, even if it wasn't your birthday. ⁓ And I mean to this day, bro, like it it just stay it stuck with me. It's it's a warm a warm place in my heart when I think about it. That's a funny And he would just tell you, Hey, ⁓ come on, ⁓ happy birthday. Like, ⁓ man and then like ⁓ and you would think like, Hey, it's not my birthday, you're like, ⁓ that's that's pretty cool, like whatever. Yeah. It just I I think it was his way of kind of like like giving you a little spotlight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. Especially when you're a kid. Sometimes these sometimes adults. Yeah, they don't acknowledge you. Yeah, just Yeah, they don't acknowledge you. Who's this? Who's this? Okay, yeah. Happy birthday. Like, ⁓ And and to every single every single time I saw him, bro, at a party. That's cool. From when I was little to right before he passed. ⁓ happy birthday. That was that was Vic Vic's dad? Yeah, Victor's dad. Okay. Is Vic funny? Is he Vic can be funny. He's not a he's not as funny as I am. He's more serious. No, but he I don't know, he's got some jokes for sure. Nice. Okay. Do you remember a lot of kids in school when you were younger being funny, or were you always like you always felt like ⁓ I'm the funniest guy? I remember you know what? This is this is this is if if you were if you were my homie and you were funny, you were funny. But there were certain kids that were like like little uppity. They had like I told you they had like The nice clothes, the nice pair of shoes. So when they were funny, that shit wasn't funny to me. I would just sit and I wouldn't laugh. Like, well, no, you ain't funny. You ain't funny. You got Jordans on. You how how are you funny? Did you were in high school, were you known, or even in middle school or whatever, were you known as like the funny guy? Or is that something that came on later? I think I was known to the people that knew me. ⁓ I wasn't known like the I was never voted like class clown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think that the people that knew me, like I think I think I entertained them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And sometimes it got me in trouble, got me sent to the dean's office, paper pickup, whatever. So I think I kinda kept it to a certain point. I think I think maybe my demeanor was more like this this this guy's a little jerk. Why? Because he's being obnoxious and annoying. ⁓ annoying as opposed to like the guys that were charming and they're like, ⁓ you know, he's fu he's funny. Yeah. Even though he's interrupting me and he's he just took that guy's joke, but he's funny because he's charming. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. ⁓ and there you have it, Unc. Look at old stories, family members that are funny. We talked about movies, we talked about fictional characters. I mean, we talked about it all. ⁓ laughing is one of the few things I think that everybody understands. That's a universal language. You know, sometimes you just smile at somebody and they're like, aha, they start laughing. It's just it's one of those things. I think it it it hits everybody. Whether it's a movie you watched over and over or and we talked about plenty of those or a ridiculous story. ⁓ you've heard a hundred times. when life gets tough and that that hits all of us, when life not even tough, when just life gets a little heavy, you know what I mean? It's not even bad, but it just gets a little bit heavy. Yeah, a little overwhelming. ⁓ there's nothing like throwing on that favorite movie or TV show or hanging around with that person that cracks you up the most. To kinda, you know, it's it's ⁓ it's ⁓ it's a little meta a little mental medicine, right? That that that laughing. so I think it's best that we, you know, people don't take and take themselves too s too seriously. Yeah. keep laughing, try to keep laughing, try to find something that's funny out there and ⁓ keep making those those memories. ⁓ Uncle, I'm gonna use the ⁓ the saying from ⁓ one of our favorite comedy movies, although it didn't it didn't do that good on this list, Anchor Man. Stay. Classy. ⁓ come on. Stay classy. Stay classy, and we'll catch you next time on the Gentleman's Hour. Thank you, Uncle. Don't forget, like and subscribe, do all that junk. And ⁓ yeah, bro, that was good. I like that. I'm gonna go ahead and stomp it now. ⁓ I was totally wrong. So what about that dead bird they gave that little kid? He's like My little ⁓