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Married to the Toy Lifestyle · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's Greg Nicotero from The Walking Dead. This
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  Speaker 1: is Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: Picture Association of America.
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  Speaker 2: It's showtime, folks.
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  Speaker 4: Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 1: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 2: What's up and.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 1: And we're coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 1: the outskirts of Wonderfest. Woo! We have returned. We don't
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  Speaker 1: even count the years anymore. I was going to say,
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  Speaker 1: how many years? We don't. You usually say how many years,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, it's not, because that became the running.
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  Speaker 1: There's two things we opened with every year, and I've
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  Speaker 1: tried to kill them because we do it every year.
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  Speaker 2: But I made my mom postpone our wedding.
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  Speaker 1: That's where we're going. But first, we usually spend five
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  Speaker 1: minutes going, now, what is it? There's 2,000, and we
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  Speaker 1: went to the, and so we'll spend. So it's just umpteen,
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  Speaker 1: eventually ump20. Is that a thing? Ump20. Anyway, it's been
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  Speaker 1: a long damn time. decades we've been coming to Wonderfest
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  Speaker 1: because it's awesome and we are glad to be back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It is home.
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  Speaker 1: It's a second home of all the conventions. Like this
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  Speaker 1: is the one I'm just so used to. I just
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  Speaker 1: ease on in and know where things are unless they
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  Speaker 1: change things. Which confuses me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like change.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't their doing. The hotel got remodeled
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  Speaker 1: so now there's like a wall where there wasn't a
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  Speaker 1: wall and there's things and people and a difference. But
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  Speaker 1: it's very confusing. But other than that you know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like change. They're awesome and all.
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  Speaker 2: Change is part of the reason I'm out of paper.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have change or paper bills.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because the place that used to have, see, this
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  Speaker 2: is another one that used to bring us in. I
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  Speaker 2: used to have to go to the health fair.
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  Speaker 1: I did ask you before we were setting this up.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what time do you have a A
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  Speaker 1: men's fair, a women's fair, a book fair. There's always
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  Speaker 1: some sort of fair you're going to before.
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  Speaker 2: You get the Winterfest. Well, the hospital that used to
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  Speaker 2: have the men's health fair that I would attend every
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  Speaker 2: year to get my paper and pens and clips and
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  Speaker 2: all assorted shenanigans.
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  Speaker 1: Papers, like you're being stopped by Nazis. Papers? You're like,
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  Speaker 1: I got a free pen too, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: I got to make my grocery list on something, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I don't go to the grocery, but I need to
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  Speaker 2: make the list.
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  Speaker 1: I put it in digital, like. I got a fancy
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  Speaker 1: phone app.
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  Speaker 2: Jay breaks it down old school style. Pen and paper.
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  Speaker 1: He is old school.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, he is. But now we're running out of paper
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  Speaker 2: because there wasn't a mental health fair. Because the hospital
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  Speaker 2: that had the health fair is now a different hospital.
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  Speaker 2: And apparently the new hospital doesn't care about the health fair.
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  Speaker 1: I'm guessing they still make paper. Would you be opposed
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  Speaker 1: to buying a padded paper?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that goes against all my religious beliefs.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I kind of figured. You are a collector
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  Speaker 1: of free things.
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  Speaker 2: I love free shit. I don't care what it is.
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  Speaker 2: If it's free, give me that shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm not surprised by that statement.
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  Speaker 2: Change has come this year. And I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you going to do?
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  Speaker 2: So we can no longer buy groceries because we can
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  Speaker 2: no longer make lists. Because the health fair.
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  Speaker 1: As you two starved to death, it's the health fair's fault.
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  Speaker 2: It's the hospital's fault for not having the health fair.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, sometimes they give things away at that other
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  Speaker 1: harvest homecoming. Maybe you got to wait until the fall.
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  Speaker 2: Then I have my free bag and my free cup.
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  Speaker 2: It changes colors.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes pins. My pokey stick that I use for texting.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm an old man. I got to have a
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  Speaker 1: pokey stick because I can't hit them old buttons.
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  Speaker 2: Last year. Holy shit. The fucking thing happened that I've
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  Speaker 2: been waiting my entire life for.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I think I know where you're going.
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  Speaker 2: I got a yardstick.
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  Speaker 1: At Harvest Homecoming, right?
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  Speaker 2: At the Harvest Homecoming. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Because you don't get one at the fair. Fuck no.
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  Speaker 2: The fair is like, no, you don't get a damn yardstick.
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  Speaker 2: Other people were.
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  Speaker 1: Walking around with them. So somewhere somebody's giving one out,
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  Speaker 1: but they won't give one to you.
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  Speaker 2: They won't. Do I look untrustworthy with a yardstick? Kind of.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you'd be smacking passersby.
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  Speaker 2: I would. I just would.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they won't give you one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but last year, Harvest Homecoming, props. You gave me
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  Speaker 2: a fucking yardstick. And now I have fulfilled my old
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  Speaker 2: lady destiny. I have a yardstick. I do my cross stitch.
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  Speaker 2: I am set for life.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's old just because you're calling it a yardstick.
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  Speaker 1: If we were cool and fancy, it'd be a meter stick.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck that. We're weird old America.
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  Speaker 2: I'm American.
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  Speaker 1: We do things wrong.
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  Speaker 2: No, we do it right.
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  Speaker 1: We want the square one. We don't want things that
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  Speaker 1: are even and make sense. The whole rest.
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  Speaker 2: Of the world does shit wrong. America, fucking hell.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, metric makes sense. I've said that from day one.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as they explained it to me, I was like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: that is a better system.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, but I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: learn things. I'll figure out a two liter. If you
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  Speaker 1: ease them in specific things where I can drink soda
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  Speaker 1: and whatnot, I might learn something along the way, but
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  Speaker 1: For the most part, I'm still too dumb to understand metrics.
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  Speaker 2: How many yards are in a two liter?
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  Speaker 1: I'll have to check the Googles.
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  Speaker 2: How do you even Google that?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, do you want to? We can.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder what the Google would say.
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  Speaker 1: Let's find out.
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  Speaker 2: How many yards are in a two liter?
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  Speaker 1: Let's turn it up and see if it answers for real. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Go back to the Googles. How many yards are in
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  Speaker 1: a two liter?
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  Speaker 2: Two liters is 0.00262 yards. To convert from liters to yards,
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  Speaker 2: divide unit of volume by approximately 764.6.
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  Speaker 1: Ha!
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  Speaker 2: She mathed on your ass. Took her a second, though.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, oh, what are these idiots asking now? They
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  Speaker 1: must be Americans. Don't know how to metric shit.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to be the podcast from now on.
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  Speaker 1: Us asking Google stupid shit. I mean, it's a lateral move.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just put it that way. What's the square root
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  Speaker 2: of that tree?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what tree you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Can you take a picture of the tree?
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  Speaker 1: Well, then I'll have to image it and see if
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  Speaker 1: I can reference find another tree that's similar to that one.
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  Speaker 1: And then maybe that one's from like Europe and it'll know.
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  Speaker 1: Be like, oh, that tree has 48 gallons.
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  Speaker 2: This is getting cut, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Sadly, no.
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  Speaker 2: If I say extra dumb shit, let's just take into
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  Speaker 2: account that I got hit in the head the other
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  Speaker 2: day in a car wreck. Who knows what's going to happen?
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  Speaker 1: That's true. You did have an impact to your brain
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  Speaker 1: more than usual. Normally, all the head trauma is J.
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  Speaker 1: This time, it was you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was in a car wreck. Some jackass hit
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  Speaker 2: and ran.
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  Speaker 1: People suck.
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  Speaker 2: I hate people.
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  Speaker 1: Have I mentioned people suck? I think I have.
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  Speaker 2: So anyways, yeah, I was dizzy yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: That's not good. You might need to see a medical professional.
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  Speaker 2: I've been okay today.
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  Speaker 1: All right then.
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  Speaker 2: Aside from asking silly ass questions like leaders and trees
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  Speaker 2: and whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So back to our other intro.
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  Speaker 2: Wonderfest.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to kill it because we do it too
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  Speaker 1: much and it was out of control. And every year
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  Speaker 1: we'd be like, and then that one time. See, I
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  Speaker 1: started trying to feed it and just mislead things and
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  Speaker 1: be like, remember that time your mom married George Romero?
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  Speaker 1: And so, we were just trying to throw people off
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  Speaker 1: for a while. And I was like, good, maybe we
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  Speaker 1: can not intro with weird wedding nonsense.
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  Speaker 2: She just had our anniversary weekend this time, and she's
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  Speaker 2: out of town. She went to the beach.
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  Speaker 1: And then this year happened. So, now, by design, we'll
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  Speaker 1: have to sidetrack here.
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  Speaker 2: Are you marrying George Romero?
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  Speaker 1: By design, if only. Wait, is Mrs.
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  Speaker 2: Romero?
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  Speaker 1: She was still around. Maybe I can take over the
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  Speaker 1: Romero empire. I will make all zombie movies from here
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  Speaker 1: on out. They will all end in Of the Dead.
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  Speaker 2: Well, duh.
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  Speaker 1: Mall of the Dead. We're going to do a part
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  Speaker 1: two of part two.
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  Speaker 2: Wonderfest of the Dead.
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  Speaker 1: So, to preface the fact that, and anybody, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why you're listening at this point, but anybody listening
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  Speaker 1: will know at this point we've fractured off our peoples.
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  Speaker 1: And it was by design because nobody wanted to do
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  Speaker 1: it all the damn time. And eventually we got to
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  Speaker 1: where only people were doing this, and you'll do this,
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  Speaker 1: and you'll do this. And it was just easier, and
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: that's the way they liked it half the time anyway.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, I just want to watch horror movies.
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  Speaker 1: Leave me alone. So we sectioned off into little ones.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: So as I say this person, they're on the show
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: all the time, but I don't think you've ever crossed
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: paths with them. So Nora has become a full-on regular
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  Speaker 1: cast member and is on more than most people these days.
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  Speaker 1: So she's become our go-to. She's super cool. She's into horror.
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  Speaker 1: And this year.
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  Speaker 2: She's marrying George Romero?
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  Speaker 1: She found... He's about as cool. That's the thing. She
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  Speaker 1: found some dude. And at first we were like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know about this. I think the horror club has
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: to approve any incoming dudes.
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  Speaker 2: Is she marrying my mom?
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  Speaker 1: And then I was like, turns out we like this dude.
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  Speaker 1: So we approved. And then she could go on with it. So... okay, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Then she had some like a engagement party and that
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: was weird going there and having to interact with people.
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  Speaker 1: And so, you know, Philip and I sat in the
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  Speaker 1: corner and didn't talk to anyone. But then finally the
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: invitation came and I'm like, all right, whatever. I guess
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to go to this thing and
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  Speaker 1: I'm writing it on the calendar. Guess what day it's on?
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  Speaker 2: Today!
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  Speaker 1: Today! Wonderfest weekend! She's getting married on Wonderfest day. Did
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  Speaker 1: she not listen to all the old episodes? We went
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  Speaker 1: into this whole thing of like, look, you can't have
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  Speaker 1: your wedding at the same time as Wonderfest. We might
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: have to hang out with George Romero or some other
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: random people.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see Greg Nicotero in there.
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  Speaker 1: He's here somewhere. Actually, he was giving a talk because
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  Speaker 1: they said it earlier when I got in here. He
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  Speaker 1: was doing a like, 40 years in the industry.
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  Speaker 2: I was just thinking if I had to marry anybody
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  Speaker 2: in there.
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  Speaker 1: You're going with Greg?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because he's a rock star.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And he owns restaurants, so money rolling in from different avenues.
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  Speaker 2: With greasy hair.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I think he's legally changed his name. Even when
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: he's in Paris, people are like, oh, you. Whatever, dude. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was my thing. I was like, of all weekends
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  Speaker 1: for you to decide to get married on, what the hell?
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  Speaker 2: It's a nice day to do, though.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hoping it stays this way.
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  Speaker 2: As far as weather, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Because later they were talking about, like, rain, and I know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they were hoping for rain.
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  Speaker 2: Rain's good luck on a wedding. Isn't it ironic?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: It's not, actually.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing in that song is ironic. It's just shitty.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Well, she made money off of it, so take that, suckers. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I have a big issue with that song. I fucking
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: hate that song. Nothing in there is ironic.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Not a goddamn thing. It's just shitty luck.
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: Oh!
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  Speaker 1: Like her and all but that is like the least
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: of those songs of that era i'm like that one's
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: weird but it's awful fuck that song otherwise she seems
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: cool enough as canadian chicks go but anyway yes i
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: i was like now Not only do I have to
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  Speaker 1: go to Wonderfest and deal with my, you know, interacting
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  Speaker 1: with humans and whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: There were so many people in there today.
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  Speaker 1: But then I have to go and, like, change and
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  Speaker 1: put on, like, monkey clothes and go to a wedding.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell, Nora? Like, literally a monkey outfit? Because
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  Speaker 2: that would be awesome. What the hell?
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  Speaker 1: Actually, I did. And she was sending out, like, rules. Because,
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  Speaker 1: you know, she knows the two of us will be
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  Speaker 1: there and we're children, essentially. So, like, she was sending
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  Speaker 1: out rules to everybody. But, of course... Being the weirdos.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, um... Because I think they made a rule,
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  Speaker 1: and I like this. I think you will totally approve
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  Speaker 1: of this.
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  Speaker 2: No children. Fucking A.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Who brings a baby to a wedding?
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: They'll be crying, and kids will be running around being obnoxious.
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  Speaker 2: At what age do they draw the line? What? At
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: what age do they draw the line? I'm in my 40s,
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: but I still feel like a child.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you might not qualify. But, I don't know, maybe
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: we have to give a test at the beginning, and
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: they'll like... hold out some legos and you'll be like
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: nope get out so i don't know maybe there's a
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: test on the way in and i'm gonna fail but as.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: You have to offer to share your cookies to make
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: it in there because then you're screwed i don't fucking
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: share my cookies with anybody.
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  Speaker 1: So then the other rule was as we were asking
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: ridiculous follow-up question mine was like how about a howler
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  Speaker 1: monkey can i bring a howler monkey of course yes
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: fine whatever And I was like, is it okay if
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: he's in? Somebody has to ask, does he have to
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: wear a tuxedo? And I'm like, well, I expect him to.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it would be ridiculous for me to bring
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: a howler monkey and not dress him up fancy.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Hold on, you have a howler monkey and you didn't
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: bring him to water dress with us?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. These are my questions for people. I don't think
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: I could afford a howler monkey, nor am I responsible
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  Speaker 1: enough to take care of a monkey. So if scatters
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: taught us anything, don't get a monkey.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Isn't that Elvis? Pretty sure Scatter was Elvis's, which did
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: not have a good end, as most things around the
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Presley household. As of lately, when they almost lost the
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: household again. So, the whole run usually goes badly eventually.
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  Speaker 1: But back in the day, it was cool. Just a cool,
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  Speaker 1: weird dude with a monkey. That's where I'm heading. I'm
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: just poor.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: I am older now than Elvis was. Isn't that scary?
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: I made it longer than Elvis did.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that fucking weird? I don't know about this aging thing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, seriously, if you think about it, that's fucking weird. I.
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  Speaker 1: Who are eternally 11.
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  Speaker 2: I'm older than Elvis was when he passed away.
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  Speaker 1: Who seemed like an old man towards the end there.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: He just looked rough. It's not his fault.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Drugs, dude. Drugs.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Just say no, okay? Because drugs is bad. It's bad.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Just say no, little bobcat.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: That's what I keep telling people. I know. They don't listen.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: It's stuck in my head all these years. I don't
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: know where it came from, except for you.
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  Speaker 1: It came from me. Oh, if anybody knows, put it
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: in our comments. Send me an email.
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  Speaker 2: As if anybody's listening.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're not. Especially after this ramble.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no shit. And this is why I'm hardly ever
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: on the show anymore.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: But.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: So far off the rails.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: I thought that was, yeah, that was a ridiculous coincidence
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  Speaker 1: that like, obviously she wasn't listening. As we went over
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  Speaker 1: this every year, you can't have a wedding on the
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: same day as Wonderfest. We got stuff to do. We
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: don't have time for weddings.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: My mom is still married, so apparently it came.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Out good for her. Maybe it is good luck. So far,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: like I said, I approve of the dude. So we're
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: on the right track. She's found a good, solid dude.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: He's kind of a goof. I like that. And getting
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: married on Wonderfest, so maybe they got a shot.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: She doesn't come to Wonderfest, though.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: No, but it doesn't matter. Neither did your mom. So
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: there you go. It's all come full circle. They're going
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: to make it.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Was her wedding originally planned for like right now and
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: you made her?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. I was like, luckily, I will give
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: her credit. She did have it later in the day,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: like you're supposed to. In case you need to go
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: hang out with a zombie type dude early in the day,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: put your wedding later in the day. So that way
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: it can all happen.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, can you imagine how much I would never
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: let it go if she'd maybe miss George Romero for
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: her wedding?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: You would have given her shit forever. Duh.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Especially once he passed away. I'd be like, dude.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Well, I could have seen him, mom. Would have been
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: a lot of that. I feel like since he was
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: in the area, you should have gone there, picked him up,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: and taken him. Like, this is my plus one, George Romero.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: And everybody would be like, who the fuck's this little guy?
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: With the big ass glasses.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Shut up. Shut up, he's cool. You guys are lame
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: because you don't know who George Romero is.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Lame. I don't come from a big movie horror fan family.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Nobody knows anything anymore. I try making my references. I
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: know I'm wasting my time. I really don't. Well, I
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: throw them out there knowing they're not going to land
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: and then wait to see that I'm right, which I'm
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: pretty much always right. What are you going to do?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Regular folk. They're weird.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: So.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Wonderfest. Wonderfest. It's awesome. I saw things. Look, I bought
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: a thing. He's right here.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I know. I had to lend you a dollar. I
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: gave you a dollar.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: It's okay. He's a Godzilla, but he's unofficially a Lego Godzilla. Shh,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: don't tell Lego. Because they don't already have all the money.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Because they do. It's all mine.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I came this year. I was all prepared to buy
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: me some tiny little Godzillas for my boyfriend because he
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: loves Godzilla and the little ones.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: And this is the first place we started seeing those.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Back before there were other conventions, we were coming to Wonderfest.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: And they had nothing but little Godzillas and then big
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Godzillas and models of Godzillas. And now this year, what
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: did you find? None.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Goddamn, none.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: What the hell's up with that?
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: People, get your stuff. That's what I said in there.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, especially this year because we've had a
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: one-two punch of new Godzilla movies of legit one that
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: people loved and then like a big crazy popular one.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe it all got bought out and there was no
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: more shit to bring.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I guess so. Maybe their last couple of stops, people
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: were like, give me all your Godzillas. And now They
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: don't have no Godzilla.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, what? I'm like, I want to be
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: a good girlfriend. I'm going to buy a boyfriend some
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: cute little Godzillas and he's going to be happy and
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: I'll be a good girlfriend. And goddammit, they shut me down.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Let's just pick him some random crap. Be like, here,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: watch something. He'll be like, what the hell is this?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I'll pick some anime crap that even he doesn't know.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: And he's the best of the three of us, probably.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: But, yeah, I was so, because, you know, the little
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: bitty ones, do you still have the, you don't have
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: the little Rodan in your bag anymore?
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: No, I think that was a different bag. He's on,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I think he's sitting next to my TV now.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I found him and, like, relocated him so I could
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: see him more often, because Rodan's awesome.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, there was, like, one or two cute Godzilla,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: but they weren't, like, tiny. Like, the ones we saw
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: that were, like, ten bucks a piece, I'm like, that's
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: pretty cute.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Again, those were all, like, imported. Yeah, but I think those, like,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: they have those on all the... Because they'd all have
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: crazy writings on them, and I'd be like, I don't
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: know what this says, but I'm assuming it's Godzilla.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: They have them on AliExpress and I was going to
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: get them off there because they had the same ones
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: that they just fucking had in there for ten bucks.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Because I saw them on here and I was going
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: to get them and I'm like, ooh, look at that Godzilla.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Is it cheaper? It's probably cheaper on AliExpress because most
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: things are.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'd say normally that stuff's a knockoff but
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: they are not like the original ones are kind of.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they're not licensed. I'm sure it's just some
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: weird dude with a plastic machine making a Godzilla that
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: didn't pay Toho any money. So, it's fine. Some knockoff
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: things are acceptable.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: See, for like, I could get the whole damn set
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: for $ 35. There you go. Fucking free shipping.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Of course it is. Well, see, mine, this, mine's knockoff Lego,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: which I'm going with. but that's a tie-in because i
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: was gonna tell you today but i figured i might
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: as well just tell everybody i was sort of telling
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: on the last episode after we wrapped up i was
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: like because sam is the only other one that cares
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: about my obsession with lego but i think he likes
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: the fact here's my thing because i've i have several
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: people that i know that are into lego i have
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: people that i'm related to that have now like revealed
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: they're like they're liking legos but they treat them like
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: models like they get the model looking ones that are
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: like make a car that's like a big giant car
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: and i'm like that doesn't have minifigs in it unless
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: there's a minifigure i can put in and make them
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: doing a cool thing what are you wasting my time
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: for so i've realized i mean i've realized this years
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: ago when i started trying to get back into it
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: again mine is like a god complex What I want
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: to do is build this whole alternate little world and
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: then have all these little people and I'm in control
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: of every stupid thing they do. And I'm going to
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: make this world as weird and ridiculous as I want.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: And I make up the rules and I do whatever
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I want. So this is also why, like, as I'm
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: becoming more and more antisocial. I'm just going to stay
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: home and be God of my own little world.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you got to do what you got to do. Yeah.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: So I'd kind of tapered off and I wasn't as into,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just, I went with post-apocalyptic for
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: a while. Cause I got, I mean, I did go
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: in the hole to get myself an apocalypse Berg because
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: that thing is awesome. Like that is, that will be
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: on display forever. That's one of the best sets they've
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: ever done. It's ridiculous how cool it is. But, and
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: then I went down that like post-apocalyptic Lego world. But
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: then after a while, like, he can't build stuff because
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: everything's got to be falling apart. And it's really hard,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I've realized, to do a Lego set that's not totally
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: put together, that doesn't look like it's falling apart because
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: of post-apocalyptic destruction and just kind of looks like he
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: didn't finish. So I was like, well, this isn't working.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: So after a while, I kind of was like, ah,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I can't afford it anyway. I'll just not do anything
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: for a while. And I didn't get stuff. And then
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I saw there was still a set that I thought
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: they'd retired. And I was like, ah, damn it. If
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I get that. I could do that other thing I
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: wanted to do. So now it's like alternate universe, kind
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: of a Blade Runner-esque dystopian future. Because I want it
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: to still have buildings and normal stuff, but it's kind
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: of got to be slightly futuristic. But not that futuristic.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: And it's not totally run down post-apocalyptic, but they have
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: some high-tech future things too. So it's a nice little
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: balance of whatever the hell I want to put in there,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: plus lots of robots. So I got robots running around
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: doing all kinds of stuff.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I'm iffy on robots.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Well, that's my plan. Because I did it today. I
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: was like, here's your donut shop. And the person behind
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: the counter is going to be a robot. Because normal humans,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: we're spoiled. We don't want that lame service job. Because
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: this is kind of where we're going in the real world.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: So as robots take our jobs because we don't want
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: to do them because we're lazy and spoiled, then eventually
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: they'll realize humans suck and they'll just take us out.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: And that's my plan.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: So.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: So far, the robots aren't going bad, but we're having
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: problems with the attachments for the people, the cyborg people
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: that are getting parts put on. It's affecting their brains. Oh, yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I'm coming up with my own storylines. This is sad.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: This is what I do with my time.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: It's better than some people.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: That's what I figure, at least by the end. That's
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: my other thing for my alternate future world. The currency
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: will be Lego because those things do not lose value.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: No matter what one you get, then you could pay,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: like your change would be the little two ones, and
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: then you need something that's $ 50, you give them this
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: whole big set.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: In the fancy, you get the little Lego coins. The
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: little Lego treasure chest.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: That could happen. I do have a treasure chest. The
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: coins always disappear, though. They're hard to keep track of.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: They don't really latch.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: They don't really connect to anything.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just got to put them in the thing
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: and close the lid. The lid doesn't really latch, so yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: These are rough times in Lego world. But yeah, I
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: was just like, looking at these sets that came out
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: like 10 years ago that are now like $ 700. I
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: was like, this shit does not depreciate. If ever there
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: was a solid business plan, fucking buy Legos, man, because
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I can't afford new ones, let alone the retired ones.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: It is out of control. So anyway, that's my tie-in.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I'm taking all different weird things from slightly futuristic movies
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to put them in there and come
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: up with a stupid plot device that is giving the
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: narrative of the whole scene.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: How long until you're making your own Lego movies?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, aside from the one I already did. I
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: did our promo for the Horror Club, Is Us As Legos,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: and then you've got us doing the voiceover that's just
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: taken straight out of the show, but all the animation
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: is done by me. Is it stop motion?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's not bad.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a pretty harsh critic of my own shit,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm pretty happy with this.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: It's not bad. Like this one time when I was
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: a kid, me and my cousin Josh did stop motion
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: American Gladiators.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: This does not surprise me.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: But no, I mean, you can't do like official Lego
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: movie with the mouth moving. There are people, there are
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: nerds that are online that can like animate it or
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: you can like, but there's, I don't know. So we
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: just sit there and you just look at a person
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: without their mouth moving.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: It's fine.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Or ventriloquists? Yes. Everyone in there is a ventriloquist. Occasionally
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: their face could change. But you couldn't do it enough
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: to actually, because you'd have to have the right head
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: in like 40 different versions to be able to make
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: it actually talk and do it stop motion. So until
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Lego wants to come on board with me and finance
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: this project, I got to just do, yeah, it's just
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: a still face and talking. It's fine. Ventriloquist. It's all
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: about that. So there you go. I've been taking movie
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: ideas and cramming them into a Lego world. That's my
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: movie tie-in for that.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I haven't watched any movies at all.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: That's my next question. Have you seen any movies?
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Son of a bitch. Have you done anything geek-oriented? You
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: did go out into the world and do things. I
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: don't go anywhere, but you left the area.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I went to Florida, which is not really fun.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, Florida's its own little world, really.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: The highlight was we did go to Bucky's and I
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: got their breakfast taco. Their eggs. It's eggs and brisket
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: in a taco. Which is technically more like a burrito.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Now I have to say it. Go ahead. Ugh, there's
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: egg in mine.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Which is my comment when you asked how the taco was.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Because it's like, why do they call it a taco?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Because it's literally wrapped up in like a burrito.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind of what I do myself now.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Most of the time, I don't make like real food
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: during the week. I don't have time for that shit.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: But on the weekends, I don't have anything else to do.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, I will make. I started doing like
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: a burrito. But then I was like, I was also
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: in that mode of like in dinnertime versions, I was
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: making like quesadillas. So I was like, what if I
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: took the burrito and then I put it on the
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: fire over here and it's like a grilled burrito. It's
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: almost kind of like a quesadilla, but it's also got
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: fat stuff in it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: So it's a burrito. Remember that one they used to
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: have at Taco Bell?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: The grilled stuff burrito?
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: It was really good. Then they changed the thing. Because
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I used to get that all the time. Number one,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: they jacked up the price. This was before the recent.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Now everything's a fucking fortune. It is ridiculous how much
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Taco Bell is right now. But it used to be
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: an affordable version, and it was really good, and it
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: had some sort of magical sauce that they'd dump in there,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: and it was great.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I didn't have sauce in mine, I don't think. It
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: had rice in it, though, didn't it?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: It did have rice in it. Yeah. But then they changed.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I went there one time, didn't know any better, went
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: in and was like, hey, Grilled Stuff Burrito. They were like, okay.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: First of all, it was like three times as expensive.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: And it became like a steak version. Like, you could
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: only get, I don't even think they would do the grilled,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: like the beef or however. Like, I think it just
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: came as like a double the steak, except the steak
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: wasn't really good. And then like the sauce was either
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: gone or they changed it with some other thing and
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: it had a weird flavor. And I was like, what
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: have you done to your grilled stuff?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I'm still incredibly angry at Taco Bell for having getting
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: rid of the double decker taco.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I thought they came back.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Did they? They brought back the Mexican pizza.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: They brought back the Mexican pizza because I didn't realize
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I liked those as much until they went away and
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, son of a bitch, I did get
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: those sometimes. So now I'm kind of glad it's back.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have to take out a loan to
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: go to Taco Bell because I swear if you get
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: like three things, it's like $ 20 now. If you get
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: a value meal and add a thing... It's like $ 70. 99
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: for one person at Taco Bell is $ 20. This is
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: out of control.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I used to fucking love the Double Decker Taco Bell.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: And Boyfriend will go on. Enchiritos.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: The old Enchirito was pretty damn good, I gotta say.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I thought there was a version now, but it's kind
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: of different.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I don't like different.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Again, as we said today, they moved the water dish
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: and we can't find it now and we're confused. Leave
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: our stuff alone, man.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: You're gonna stick your face under the water bottle filler.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't even have a water fountain. There's a
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: water bottle and you can shove your hand in it
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: and rinse your hand off, but if you don't have
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: a bottle, you gotta pretend like you're at the pond.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I'm drinking out the pond. Yeah. Changing stuff.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Double-decker tacos. That's the only kind of tacos I'll make now.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They did make the home version. Maybe that's why
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: they quit doing it. Because I don't know if Taco
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Bell sponsored it, but like the other one, El Paso
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: or somebody made their own at-home how to make a
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: double-decker taco. They just give you both versions of, here's
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: a hard show, here's a soft show.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Get to it. I don't think they actually planned for
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: people to make double-decker tacos. They're just like, here, make
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: a whole bunch of tacos.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I thought there was one they marketed like that, though.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Either way, I mean, if you got
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: a little sense to, you can figure it out.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I'm screwed, then. But yes, Bucky's breakfast, it was, like
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: I said, eggs. brisket wrapped in a tortilla that was
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: really fresh tasting. Oh my God. See, I was worried
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: at first. I'm like, are they going to have barbecue
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: sauce on it? Because usually when you buy the brisket,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: it's like smothered in barbecue sauce.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: It's pre-barbecue sauce.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Which is fucking delicious. But I'm thinking, do I want
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: that for breakfast? Eggs and barbecue sauce. But no, it
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: is un-barbecue sauced and just brisket and eggs. Mm-hmm.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to argue about that.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Meat and eggs.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I'd have some of that.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, it was good, too. Costs like seven damn dollars.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: There you go. Once again, not cheap wherever you go.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Fucking A. Food is out of control.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I know. Why are we still eating?
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Usually I feel gross, too. I was like,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: can they just give me, again, future world, can they
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: just give me pills? Can I just have future astronaut food?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Can I just eat toothpaste tubes full of whatever the
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: hell is going to make me not keel over? Just
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: substantive sustenance. That's all I need.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I know, right? Luckily, I got food at home, so
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I ain't got to worry about that today. Because with
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: car repairs, I'm kind of broke right now. Which may
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: be a good thing. I didn't find anything good at
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: the Wonderfest.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I'm broke all the time. This is why I get
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: in trouble buying the most expensive thing in the world. Yeah. Like,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: let's have this as your thing you're into. Like, goddammit.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: You guys are too freaking expensive.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: I've been lately obsessed with buying a specific face of
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Barbie doll. The Steffy Face Barbie. That's all I want.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Everything else could fuck right on off.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: She had a resting Steffy Face.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's the prettiest one.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: She's the one.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: It was my favorite Barbie when I was growing up.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: One of my favorite Barbies when I was growing up.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: She had the Steffy Face. That's not, you know.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Her face.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: That face.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Alright, alright. I can see getting into that.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: So yeah, that's my new thing. Collecting Steffy Face Barbies.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I haven't gone down the Barbie road. I'm sticking with
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Legos at this point. But I can see that as
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: an option for someone.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. So I have a whole shelf full of stuffy
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: face Barbie dolls right now. And let me tell you,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: some of those are not cheap. I don't know why.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Collectory things, I'm telling you. They know they got you
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: over a barrel, and they're just like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: We'll charge you whatever we want for this.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, because I figured, oh, I think Barbie, like the
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: traditional Barbie face would probably be more sought after, more collectible.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: You would think.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: The older versions. No, no, it's, yeah, apparently it's not.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I guess like the older, older ones when you get
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: into like the traditional, like the, you know, the old,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: old ones.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Francie? Yeah. I think she was the first one. I
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: don't know. I thought she was like pre-Barney.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not that far into it.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: All I know is. I just remember they did a
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: reissued one. Again, hanging out at toy stores. I remember
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: they did a reissued one and I was like, who
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: is it? I was calling her Frenchie. I think her
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: name was actually like Francie or something. But she was like,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I think maybe even Mattel Maynard. And it was sort
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: of the one that they went, this isn't working. But
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: what if we retool this? And she became Millicent.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Barbara, Millicent, Roberts, thank you very much.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: It's sad that I knew Millicent. Let's get real. This
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: is how you know you're a toy dork. I knew
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Barbie's actual name.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I just busted out the whole full name.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: But you are a Barbie person. That makes a little
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: more sense. I just hung out at toy stores all
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: of my life. It was better when I was getting
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: paid to do it. Now I just go in places
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: and be like, I can't afford these things. Can I
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: touch the Legos? Is that okay?
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: But it's like now that I'm like full on, I
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: want to collect these things, where do I get them?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: They don't make toy stores no more. I hate to
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: tell you. You got to just loiter at the internets
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: or come to a convention.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I went to the Toy and Antiques mall the other day.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: That's true. I found one of them.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: They're pretty cool.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I found one of them there. I had the German one.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: You can't afford the German one. She was on sale.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: She's import prices.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: $ 26.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: That's not bad, I guess. For collector prices, that's not bad.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: When they did American dolls of the world, so she's
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: made in America.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Dolls of Germany.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Well, they had Germany. I got a fucking Peruvian Barbie.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I've been obsessed with Whatnot lately.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Any kind of Whatnot?
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: No, just Whatnot, the website. The buy and shit site.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I bought so much shit off Whatnot.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: See, I try not to get too far in on
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: other weird stuff. Like, I got myself in trouble enough
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: being back into the Lego. Like, I've now found all
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: of the weird knockoff. I usually don't support knockoff Lego stuff.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I like the official stuff because it's better. But I
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: found such weird variation things that I'm like, ah, damn it.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I might have to get some of these and work
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: them into my crazy ass future world.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Speak of the devil. There's a stuffy face doll on
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: there currently.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: We're watching the video of her right now. This is
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: from the back. They're putting her on a stand.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I only want to show the back of the outfit.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: I think I have that one already, though. How much
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: is she? Let's just have a thing of us watching.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, I have pictures of some of the Lego fun.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Mostly because I was going to make you look at them.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Let's see if I can find my future world. Oh, $ 20!
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I can keep that damn bar. That's bananas.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I did take my old-timey building and I decided my
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: way of making it into this bastardized, dystopian future. was
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: there's now a rooftop disco.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, hell.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: So there's the disco, and then out here's the cool
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: place where the patio people hang out.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Cool patio people. They're super cool.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Because who wants to hang out in the weird disco
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: people inside? The cool kids are all hanging out out front.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Obviously.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: They are cool, because this girl's got cat ears on.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I've decided that's the thing. Now it's just going to be,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: because before I didn't use that, because it was post-apocalyptic.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Everybody had to look like they're in rags or wearing
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: something that's going to murder people.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, because then you're going to have your
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: select group of people that are still, like, you know,
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: fancy as shit, dude.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: This one, well, I did work that into my old storyline.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, even though the world has gone to hell,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: there's going to be a handful of people who still
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: have more money than you, and they're going to make
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: a super fancy little world, and then they're not going
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: to let all the rest of this riffraff in.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Obviously.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: It's like, that's how civilization works, damn it. So, but
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: this one, I was like, no, now I can make
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: use of all these cool, weird peoples and their outfits, because...
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Now it's like all the cool kids. That's like everybody
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: in the new future society. Like that's the trend is
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: all the cool stuff. And it's all about nothing. But,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: you know, again, it's it's the obey and consume. Buy things,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: buy things. So the cool kids are all the ones
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: wearing fancy ass outfits. So let's see. There's the rooftop disco. Oh,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: there's there's the DJ. He's a robot DJ. That's who
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: will take over. Mostly, I just had to tell you. Oh,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I do have mutant sushi. First of all, this sign
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: is freaking awesome.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: That is awesome.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: And then it's run by Blinky. Blinky is the owner.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get him a robot arm so he
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: can roll around and still do stuff. I'm also working
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: in Crazy 88. I've just got to get more people.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: I've just been wanting the flea market at the fairgrounds
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: to happen. The cool one. Why isn't that happening now
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: when I want stuff?
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: They made that outfit. I was like, that's just the bride, man.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, I can't not make a bride. I've
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: also worked in random Tarantino people into my youth. future
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: universe but yeah i'm.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Currently ready for the new flea market the fairgrounds to
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: happen and i want it to happen right now.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I mean it was just one of those sort of
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: weekends because i kind of thought for a second i
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: was like wait is it this one oh no it's
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: the other one it's the other fake holiday that's kind
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: of a real holiday it was labor day memorial day
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: one of those and usually nobody remembers which is which
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: anyway right so i was just like is this the
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: one no damn it it's the other one so flea
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: market and that's where you got to go to get
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: your toys these days no doubt.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: And by the time that one rolls around, I'll be
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: on a fucking shitty schedule and have to work on Saturdays.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: What's that about?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Jobs are dumb. I keep wanting to retire. I mean,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I don't have any money. So that's, again, the problem.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: But every day I was just like, you know, if
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I just got up when I wanted to and could
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: do the stuff I want to do. Like, is that
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: too much to ask? I feel like that's the way
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: we're supposed to live life. Wouldn't we enjoy things so
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: much more? But instead we have to go to stupid work.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I want to go to stupid old work. Lame. But
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: then how am I going to afford my Legos? This
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: is the give and take of life.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: So we decided that I haven't watched anything. Have you
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: watched anything?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I have. I was getting the L list out here.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Because once again, I don't remember anything with my brain anymore.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've watched a lot of ID channel. Like usual.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Like murdering shows? Yeah. Alright. I was just making sure.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't watch these channels.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Expedition X.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: All I watch is... I was thinking that the other day.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, most of, other than occasionally prime time,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I'll switch back to, like, network-y and see what kind
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: of stuff's on, which there's only one or two things
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I pay attention to. But I was like, the other, like,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: 75% of my life is just on me TV. So
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just, like, in the middle of the night when
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: normal people are sleeping. I'm up watching Barnaby Jones. What
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: the hell's that about?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Is there just, like, a carload of unsupervised children next
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: to us?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't want to have to deal with children.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: You just get a car so you can put them somewhere.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: You can even lock them up.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: That's what's going on today. Did they at least crack
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: a window?
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's the rule, right? I mean, you don't
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: put animals in cars.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that one's trying to escape.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: The children is fine. Just crack a window. They'll be fine.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure one of them is trying to escape.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Tackle them. But we don't want them, so let them run.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: It's fine. But now, speaking of, I just showed you,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I added the, my, I like to sort of bastardize.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I don't want it to be totally official. I just
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: want a close enough version for my Lego world, so
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I've got a Lego bride. That they made in a
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: set that, I mean, she's wearing the yellow outfit. I
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: was like, this is pretty much just the bride anyway. So,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: it kind of made me, like, I've been thinking lately.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I was also listening to something and they were talking
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: about the whole one and two of Kill Bill. So,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I did go back and re-watch both of the one
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: and two of Kill Bill. Within the span of, like,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: a ten hour period. So, almost the whole bloody affair.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I almost did it full on back to back. It's
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: pretty badass. I gotta say, like, of things that hold up,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: it's pretty badass. Is there gonna be a three I
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: like that idea if he quit being a weirdo and
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: be like I'm gonna retire at 10 like just shut
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: up and make movies when you want to make movies
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: you don't need a stupid cap it off at 10
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: nonsense cause now he's like he had the one he
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: was gonna do and then it was gonna be the
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: last one 10 movies he thinks he's gonna stop at
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: 10 and we're up to 9 So, like, he thinks
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: one more movie and I'm done. Like, why? Who says?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Who cares? Look, I mean, freaking Scorsese is, like, busier
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: now than he ever did. He's an old man. He's
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: still cranking out movies. Spielberg, cranking out movies.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I guess I'm just shocked to find out he's only
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: done ten movies.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, he takes his time in between them.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, the beginning, it was a couple of years.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: And then after that, it would be like five or
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: six years would go by before he'd put something out.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: So yeah, he used to space them out so much
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: that you might go a decade before the new Tarantino
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: movie would show up.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: And some of them weren't worth it.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Most of them are pretty solid. I'm not talking about
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Death Proof, but Death Proof is pretty iffy. I need
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: to rewatch it. It's been a long time since I've
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: seen it, but that was always the weak one. But yeah,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: the last one I stand by is pretty damn impressive.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Just as like a weird hangout movie. As time goes on,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I've rewatched it, and I'm like, there's only a little
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: bit of story story. The rest of it is just
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: sort of hanging out with these characters. And in some cases,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I might not be okay with that, but I like it.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: It works better the more I watch it and the
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: more you just sort of get into these characters. So yeah,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I'm on board with most of this stuff. But Kill Bill,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: it's pretty badass. So yeah, I'm going to steal those
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: characters and put most of them in there. Crazy 88
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: roaming the streets. Slicing people up. Slightly dystopia. It's fine.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: And also, Michael Madsen, when he wants to do stuff,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: he's pretty good. I feel like a lot of his
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: other roles, like Tarantino really knows how to use him
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: and make him cool. And then you see him in
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: other stuff and you're like, oh God, what's he doing now?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Back to the Toy and Antique mall. There is a
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: picture in one of the aisles and I'm pretty sure
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: it's supposed to be Roger Moore as James Bond. But
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: whenever I see it, I'm like, is that Michael Madsen?
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You could have your own Michael Madsen doll.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: No, it's a caricature, like paint, like a drawing, like artwork.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I might have seen this, actually, now that I think
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Because every time I see it, I'm like, huh, Michael Madsen,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: because he's wearing like a suit. And then I'm like,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: wait a second, no, it's not Michael Madsen.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: What also reminded me was the building we're sitting right
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: next to is where we saw Michael Madsen.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: We ran into him at a convention. It was not Wonderfest,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: so thankfully, I don't think they want anything to do
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: with him. But there was another one going on in
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: the same building at one time. And, yeah, we saw
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: him sitting there. We walked past him. Somebody had to
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: go get him, like, a very specific beverage. It was,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know, RC or something. You know, something weird.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I feel like he had a weird soda pop reference
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: that he wanted.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I thought he was just looking up for that one
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: chick to hook up with.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, he was definitely looking up for that one chick
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: to hook up with, but unofficially, allegedly. We don't really
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: know what happened, but he was definitely interested in this girl. So, yeah. Oh,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Michael Madsen. He can be cool in certain movies.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: He looks very disgruntled in the photos with me.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: He's very like.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Did you pay him for that photo? Because I think
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: that's why.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: No, we did not.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like that was a hallway shot.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Because we were with Richie. And Richie was trying to...
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Because remember Richie knew... It was a whole thing.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: He thinks he knows him. I'm not sure if he
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: really knows him. But he thinks he knows him.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: He just rained on me.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: That happens. What other craziness did I watch?
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: This is a weird one, but I want to discuss
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: the viewing of it, I guess, more than anything, especially now.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: So it is the anniversary of Shrek 2.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: I don't think I saw it.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I couldn't remember. I think we all collectively went and
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: saw the first one, maybe? Because I feel like I
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: saw the first one in the theater and was like, eh,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: it's fine. Like, I was never a big Shrek fan.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I said that recently, and other people were like, like,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: they were just, how dare you? And I was like,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: it's not like it's great cinema. I mean, it's a fun,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: pop culture-y kind of movie, but even the first one,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: as I saw it in the theater, I was like, man,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: this is just nothing but, like, adult humor in something
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: that's supposed to be for kids, basically. So, like, a
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: lot of it was stuff that was a little racy,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: if you knew what it was. It's just veiled references
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: that the kids didn't get. But you were like, you know,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: when the gingerbread cookie, like, spits icing at you, it's like,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: bite me! Like, that's, I mean, it's layers there. It's
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: a little creepy. It's a little weird if you want
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: to think about it too much. So, it's that kind
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: of stuff. So, I went, they were doing, like, the
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: anniversary release, so I ended up seeing Shrek 2 in
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: a theater. which is kind of weird too. And I'm
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: watching it because it was like tied to like a
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: kid's party. And I'm watching it going, if you were
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: a kid, I don't know if this even makes sense
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: because every line is a reference. Every line that like
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: everything that freaking donkey says is just like a reference
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: to something else. He's making references. he's making a reference
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: to like an eighties TV show. He's like, I'm moving
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: on up. You know, it's like every line he says,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: it's just like a pop culture reference, but they're all
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: 30 to 50 years old. So I was like, if
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: you're watching this as a kid, there's like a basic,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: super generic, like storybook story, I guess, because every level
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: that people ever like appreciate it and thought it was
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: super funny. It was because it's a pop culture reference.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: but they're so far removed now that no way in
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: hell is any kid going to have any idea what
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: the references are, or that they're even making a reference.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm just like, I don't know, does this movie
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: even function as a movie anymore? If you take out
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: the entire structure of it being nothing but pop culture references,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: does it even function as a fairytale movie? I mean,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: it kind of basically does. But I was like, I
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: kind of want to go and ask the kids that
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: were there and be like, Did any of this make
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: sense to you? Why do you think he said this?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Because I know what it's a reference to. But you're
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: not gonna. So why does it seem like this person.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Because all of them really. Donkey does it the most.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: But everybody makes all these references to other things. To
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: movies at the time that were popular. And old TV shows.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: And just general pop culture shit. And I'm just like.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know how this would function. If I was
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: like a little kid watching it now. So I'm going
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: to have to start asking. At least kids I know.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hang out with random weird kids.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: You're going to be that guy hanging out at the theater.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Not really, because I don't want to interact with children.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I barely tolerate the ones I'm related to. So I'm
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: going to have to sit down and be like, okay,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: let's settle.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I still haven't seen my stepsisters two youngest.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: You're the greatest aunt ever.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: I couldn't think of their names if my life depended
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: At least I know mine. I see them pretty regularly.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: But I am going to have to like start quizzing
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: them and be like, all right, what's your follow up
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: report on the movie?
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: That should be your new podcast. It would be you.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Asking kids.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: No, you and your one niece and you're going to
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: make her watch a movie and then like talk about it.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think she'd go for that as usual.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Like she's too cool for that.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: She is like she's too cool to hang out with her.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: She's the one I don't see that much anymore because
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: now she has like a life.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: She has a boyfriend.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: The hell's up with that? That was weird. Weird. So, yeah,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I think she's too cool to hang out with me
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: these days. I might be able to suck her the
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: older one, and the younger one, she's all over the place.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: She's still a little kid, so she's just, every two seconds,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: she's doing some other crazy stuff.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: That's like me. Pretty much.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: It's hard enough to wrangle you into doing this, so
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a six-year-old, or whatever she is now.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Five or six, or I don't know. I can't keep count.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: See? You're as bad as I am.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I know her name, at least.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I always forgot the ages. I'm just like, I don't
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: know about this big. Yay tall. Just hold your arm up.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: It's like that. One of those kids.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Alright, I'm getting rained on. We're going to have to.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not. It must be coming from that direction.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: See it? We haven't rambled about silliness long enough. Did
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: we talk about Wonderfest at all?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, as much as we ever do. So, there
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: you go. I've watched some stuff, and you've not watched
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: some stuff.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I've watched a lot of dead people shows.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Is there anything interesting? Are you piecing together a bigger
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: story out of these dead people shows?
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: I can't tell you that.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Well, can you figure out mysteries now?
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, totally.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. That's all that's important.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: I am working on solving some crimes.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: The only one I see, because I don't turn it
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: to dead people shows, it's just like Friday nights, that's
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: the only thing that's on. So there's usually like a
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: two-hour block of nothing but let's recount this horrible murder situation.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: And it'll be on in the background while I'm doing
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: something else. And I'm just like, Man, they're slow at
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: telling the story. That's my issue with murder shows.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Wait till you find a murder that you know who
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: the killer is, but the fucking people who are in
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: charge won't do anything about it. And then you're like,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: oh my God, I know who did it. You know
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: who did it. Why are we not solving this problem officially?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you need a podcast.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: West Memphis 3, I'm telling you.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Murder podcasts are the way to go. You can murder
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: in the building yourself. Yeah, I do. People get into
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: that shit. I don't, but that's just me. I'm very specific.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I've gotten super picky on which podcast I will bother
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: with these days.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: I don't even listen to podcasts anymore.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Even you've gotten away from them. Now you're on your
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: books on tape.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, books on.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: yeah that's what i still call them because i'm an
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: old man yeah books on tape books on tape granted
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: they haven't been on tapes in 30 years or more
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: but that's still what i think of when i'm like
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: yeah they do those books on tape all right well
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: wonderfest it's been fun it's been a thing i'm glad
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: we were back it's like our second home We're still
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: kind of, I've always said we're the bastard side of
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: the bastard children, stepchildren over there, some other table. But
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: we're still kind of there. We still were welcomed in
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: enough to come to the party. And I appreciate it. Yeah.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: It's cool to see stuff. Buy little Godzillas. Look for
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: more little Godzillas.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Or not buy little Godzillas.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I got my little Godzilla. You just want a different Godzilla.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: You're going to have to branch out with your Godzillas.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: But awesome as always. So thanks. to wonderfest for letting
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: us be part of the show again they will be
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: back they're they're booked up usually way in advance because
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: even like i've thought of times before of like people
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: will get like hotel rooms and get stuff you know
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: just plan ahead their hotel rooms sell out like.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: 10 months in advance like they it has such a
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: following that people are already booking for next year so
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: you should be one of those people doing that so
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: i'm sure they have already mapped out.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Next year May 31st through June 1st, 2025. There you go.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: See, usually they've already planned ahead that they're advertising it
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: on this year's stuff. So you can plan accordingly and
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: get it together and get yourself here for next year.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Wonderfest.com.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: So go to Wonderfest.com. Set yourself up for that very weekend.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: And then you can get yourself a hotel. Get it
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: quick before they sell out. But there's also several more
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: right down the street that-a-way that you can get a
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: nearby hotel. And you can be a part of all
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: the festivities.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: And if you see us, we may or may not
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: acknowledge that you exist.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Eh, we don't really talk to people. Ugh, people are awful.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe not you. You're cool. But most people.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: But not you.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're cool. If you're obviously, you're this far in
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: on this, you must be awesome. So, you can hang
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: out with us, or at least we might wave to
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: you from far away. We're antisocial. What do you want?
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I'd like you to leave the house and come here.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: But we're glad we did. Thank you to Wonderfest. Go
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: to wonderfest.com and be here next year. Anything else to
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: pass along to people? Nope. All right. Well, this has
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: been our crazy rambling journey. Thank you for coming along
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: on this journey. Otherwise, that about does it. We will
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: return next time. Same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: We are the lights.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: We'll tempt you and.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Turn you on. Live in our.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Hearts and play with your man.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: For these are your toys. Hold them in.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Right into life They still become your toys.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: This is your game.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: We'll tap. Let them go, let them go, let them
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: go You'll have.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Your reasons again and again For letting them go, for
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: letting them go Stand by the wall Watch as they
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: shoot Oh, no.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: But yeah, married. On Wonderfest Day!
• 57:32
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• 57:35
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• 57:38
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• 57:41
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• 57:44
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