Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #650 We Don't TRY AND TRY AGAIN the Same
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What is Up?
- 0:00Speaker 2: And welcome back to the Wake and Bake here onthough
- 0:02Speaker 2: we don't Smoke the Same podcast.
- 0:04Speaker 3: Thank you so much for patiently waiting.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Yes we are over here, starting just only five only
- 0:08Speaker 2: five minutes afterwards.
- 0:10Speaker 3: Thank you to our great sponsors to make the show possible.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Mission Smog Say we don't smoke the same pasture Smog
- 0:16Speaker 2: chick Lits. Get some in the secret menu aka the Patreon,
- 0:20Speaker 2: get some on the website flavorsbadyzone dot com, or get
- 0:24Speaker 2: some from chick Lits himself if you're local but you
- 0:27Speaker 2: know where. You can get some for sure at the
- 0:29Speaker 2: four to twenty show at what is It at the
- 0:31Speaker 2: Comedy Store going down this four twenty.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Make sure you get your tickets.
- 0:34Speaker 2: I just posted another announcement on the fucking we Don't
- 0:36Speaker 2: Smoke the Same page. It is gonna be great. Tickets
- 0:39Speaker 2: are selling fast and some of you guys are gonna
- 0:42Speaker 2: get lucky enough to walk away with some stuff.
- 0:44Speaker 4: Bro, it's gonna be like old school pushdog vibes back
- 0:46Speaker 4: when they first started, when he used to throw a gang
- 0:48Speaker 4: and stuff off the stage.
- 0:50Speaker 3: Yeah, Bro, that shit was crazy.
- 0:52Speaker 4: We're about to bring it back like that at the
- 0:54Speaker 4: comedy store is about to know what it's like to
- 0:56Speaker 4: really have some weed guys in there.
- 0:58Speaker 2: Yeah, like uh, because we're also bringing Haydar, So there's
- 1:01Speaker 2: also gonna be hat R being thrown up the fucking stage, Tito,
- 1:05Speaker 2: Mike Crautzer.
- 1:09Speaker 1: Bombs.
- 1:10Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, fucking flow's gonna hit everybody's bomb before
- 1:15Speaker 4: you throw it out.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, get yourself what is this? Some hadar
- 1:21Speaker 2: as well in the secret menu or if you follow
- 1:23Speaker 2: them in real life at Hatear.
- 1:25Speaker 4: And if you're trying to boke up, get some can away.
- 1:28Speaker 4: And once again to remind you and go into detail
- 1:30Speaker 4: four to twenty. The tickets are on sale now. Please
- 1:32Speaker 4: please please get yours. And I know times are tough.
- 1:35Speaker 4: I know we're in an invisible recession at the moment,
- 1:38Speaker 4: and I know that fucking war is driving the costs
- 1:40Speaker 4: of ship up. So we're gonna be giving away fucking
- 1:42Speaker 4: four tickets today all the way to that. We're gonna
- 1:45Speaker 4: be giving away tickets all the way to the to
- 1:47Speaker 4: the show's coming up. These four tickets are sponsored by
- 1:52Speaker 4: hood Hoodiats.
- 1:53Speaker 2: So hood Eats gave us four tickets because he upgraded
- 1:55Speaker 2: to a booth and DJ poss.
- 1:57Speaker 3: Is gonna give away another booth on the next one.
- 1:58Speaker 2: So trust me, super Chat, if you're trying to go,
- 2:02Speaker 2: you'll save yourself some money.
- 2:03Speaker 4: Dog, You'll save yourself some money. You'll get in there
- 2:06Speaker 4: for free, and you'll you'll probably get.
- 2:08Speaker 3: A new rig, a new bong.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Maybe you might win an autograph Deathtones record, autograph Cypress
- 2:12Speaker 4: Hill record, if we get if we get over two
- 2:15Speaker 4: hundred people in the room. I'm already talked to stephtone yesterday.
- 2:18Speaker 4: He said he's signing the guitar. Yeah, dog, But when
- 2:23Speaker 4: I told him you got to get over two hundred,
- 2:25Speaker 4: he was like, he just gave me this like fucking smile.
- 2:27Speaker 1: He was like, yeah.
- 2:30Speaker 4: So with that being said, how great would it be
- 2:32Speaker 4: to get over two hundred?
- 2:33Speaker 2: Fellow co host Zaber.
- 2:35Speaker 5: What's up?
- 2:35Speaker 1: It'd be great?
- 2:36Speaker 5: Dog? What it's crazy asking steptone yo, if we get
- 2:39Speaker 5: two hundred seats while you sign something? He's I get
- 2:42Speaker 5: two hundred seats at like a meet and greet on
- 2:44Speaker 5: Wednesday at a Walmart.
- 2:46Speaker 1: As as he's drinking his fucking McDonald's.
- 2:50Speaker 2: That guy's like the chillis fucking rock start to ever
- 2:52Speaker 2: fucking just kick it, bro, Like for this makes.
- 2:54Speaker 3: Them so cool.
- 2:55Speaker 4: Dude, that guy is that guy? That that guy is
- 2:57Speaker 4: a fucking cool Maxine. Yeah, for sure, that's cool, Maxing
- 3:02Speaker 4: right there, Steph Tone. Thank you Ray for reading the boards.
- 3:04Speaker 4: Morning shot film. Also back from India. What is going on?
- 3:09Speaker 3: Nitty Yo? This is your first time.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Back, first time back. Happy to be back. I know
- 3:13Speaker 1: it's been a while, but welcome back to the number
- 3:16Speaker 1: one Mexican podcast in the world. I know without me,
- 3:19Speaker 1: it wasn't the number one Mexican podcast. It was like
- 3:21Speaker 1: number three or four.
- 3:24Speaker 2: But I'm back. I'm happy to be back.
- 3:30Speaker 1: Fuck man, I've been I've been back what like four
- 3:32Speaker 1: or five days now, and since I got back, I've
- 3:35Speaker 1: just been getting so high. Bro, my tolerance dropped so
- 3:38Speaker 1: much from being out there and just smoking very little
- 3:40Speaker 1: weed or a little bit of hash.
- 3:41Speaker 4: Okay, I don't believe that, but I want to finish
- 3:43Speaker 4: introducing what's going What's going on?
- 3:45Speaker 3: Chick Leans, Welcome.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Back, dog, what's up?
- 3:47Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Now, now I don't believe that ship at all.
- 3:51Speaker 4: This was talking about how the fuck did you roll
- 3:54Speaker 4: out there with fucking their version of Manny Pacio and
- 3:56Speaker 4: fucking like and and and fucking literally not getting no.
- 4:00Speaker 1: I got a little bit of her. Russell would Russell
- 4:02Speaker 1: would be the one who actually found it for me
- 4:03Speaker 1: the first few times. But his whole team, his whole
- 4:06Speaker 1: team was there and they were it's illegal. It's illegal
- 4:09Speaker 1: in India. And they were on my ass because certain
- 4:12Speaker 1: cities were in certain places.
- 4:13Speaker 3: But how did they know to be on your ass?
- 4:15Speaker 2: Why you?
- 4:16Speaker 1: Because they know who I am, They saw your Instagram.
- 4:18Speaker 1: They know, yeah, they don't know what they've heard the podcast.
- 4:20Speaker 1: They even told Russell. They asked Russell before he brought
- 4:22Speaker 1: me up, like you're sure you want to bring in
- 4:23Speaker 1: me smoked. Russell's like, na, he's fine. But when I
- 4:25Speaker 1: got out there, they were on my ass and a
- 4:27Speaker 1: couple of times I did get wet and we were
- 4:28Speaker 1: in our private areas wherever we were smoking after the shows,
- 4:31Speaker 1: and I would spark up and then eventually someone will
- 4:34Speaker 1: come up to me and be like someone's complaining and
- 4:36Speaker 1: they're about to call the police if you don't put
- 4:37Speaker 1: that out. They they know yeah, because it's yeah, it
- 4:43Speaker 1: grows everywhere in India. It literally grows everything. But they're
- 4:45Speaker 1: not allowed to smoke.
- 4:46Speaker 3: It's not smoking. What about can you eat it.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Well, they do this thing they call bong. They make
- 4:51Speaker 1: like a hash paste out of it, and they do
- 4:53Speaker 1: they make like a drink and they are smoking.
- 4:56Speaker 3: But uh yeah, that's that's what I was like, Bro.
- 4:58Speaker 5: But okay, okay, why do don't you like put some
- 5:01Speaker 5: away in hot box your hotel room and maybe not,
- 5:04Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 5:05Speaker 3: I know that's that's how I do it. For the
- 5:07Speaker 3: few times that I got it.
- 5:08Speaker 1: I would a couple of times I got us smoking
- 5:10Speaker 1: room in the hotel and I would just smoke in
- 5:11Speaker 1: my room.
- 5:12Speaker 3: If you do it in your room, bro, you trap yourself.
- 5:13Speaker 2: Think about it, bro, like straight it's the place that
- 5:15Speaker 2: is illegal, like straight up, like when I was when
- 5:18Speaker 2: I was.
- 5:18Speaker 3: At the bathroom with the second do you wash it?
- 5:20Speaker 3: The second thing?
- 5:21Speaker 5: Knock on the door, but you know what.
- 5:24Speaker 4: Smell and the fact that they know what it is,
- 5:26Speaker 4: even if it's the slightest thing, Bro, they're gonna bring
- 5:29Speaker 4: the cops.
- 5:29Speaker 3: You're a foreigner, do every word?
- 5:31Speaker 1: Everything is mixed with tobacco like we don't. When I
- 5:33Speaker 1: asked for weed and I asked for a gram, they
- 5:35Speaker 1: literally brought me ground up weed like that little like
- 5:38Speaker 1: that little I had to it was ninety percent tobacco
- 5:41Speaker 1: ten percent week.
- 5:42Speaker 4: So they brought they brought you will we leave at
- 5:46Speaker 4: the end of the back where we throw.
- 5:49Speaker 3: But it was such a big deal, like even vapors.
- 5:51Speaker 5: Throw right there.
- 5:54Speaker 3: Yeahs the one who's like, no, we could roll it.
- 5:58Speaker 1: But everything even vapes illegal, so like you couldn't like
- 6:01Speaker 1: like tobacco.
- 6:05Speaker 5: So the watermelon bullshit.
- 6:07Speaker 1: Which I quit, by the.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Way, let's go.
- 6:10Speaker 3: No, I quit before India and I haven't. I'm not back.
- 6:12Speaker 3: I haven't been back since.
- 6:15Speaker 1: Cigarettes again, but only Canadian cigarettes. Canadian cigarettes. Because when
- 6:21Speaker 1: I was, I stopped in Edmonton for like three days
- 6:23Speaker 1: before I came here.
- 6:23Speaker 3: I didn't fuck hit him with the this is odd weed.
- 6:26Speaker 1: I tried to, but they're like no, no, no, no, no
- 6:29Speaker 1: out there.
- 6:30Speaker 3: Yeah no.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Plus I didn't have time. We were only in the
- 6:33Speaker 1: city for like a day and a half, two days max.
- 6:35Speaker 2: One.
- 6:36Speaker 1: We get there day before the show. Then on show day,
- 6:38Speaker 1: you're kind of just in your Are you.
- 6:40Speaker 2: Not allowed to walk around by yourself in the street.
- 6:42Speaker 1: I could, I could have, but they never let me.
- 6:43Speaker 1: They would always send me with a security guard or
- 6:45Speaker 1: with somebody.
- 6:46Speaker 2: That get away. I usually they walked away walking a
- 6:48Speaker 2: couple of those things. Why is that though, because the
- 6:51Speaker 2: people will pickpocket you or what not.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Even that is just because they're like someone might scam you,
- 6:55Speaker 1: or you don't know what's going on, someone's gonna take
- 6:57Speaker 1: advantage of you because you don't speak the language.
- 6:59Speaker 2: Is your guy from America?
- 7:02Speaker 1: My guy is from there, because they had their own
- 7:03Speaker 1: security detailed team that joined.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Us and followed us along the speaking English. Yeah, they
- 7:07Speaker 3: speak English.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Everyone that's thing. English is the main language out there.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Everybody speaks English. You had those dudes from Aladdin following
- 7:12Speaker 1: you around with Yeah, scammed that they're speaking language because
- 7:16Speaker 1: they know you're not from there, so they won't they'll
- 7:18Speaker 1: charge you an extra three charge you or whatever. I
- 7:21Speaker 1: see why people in Mexico. But they also they have
- 7:24Speaker 1: to make sure that I come back for the show.
- 7:25Speaker 1: I get I get that, so that they're they're with
- 7:28Speaker 1: me to make sure that I'm back in time and
- 7:29Speaker 1: nothing happens to me.
- 7:30Speaker 3: While I'm out there.
- 7:31Speaker 1: There's money at stakeful. He's considered talent.
- 7:34Speaker 5: Oh I know, I know, but like let's say the show,
- 7:37Speaker 5: when you're with some female, how do you end up
- 7:39Speaker 5: boning this chick without little security over there.
- 7:41Speaker 3: Well, they will bother you with that. You can break
- 7:42Speaker 3: whoever you want back, you can take.
- 7:44Speaker 2: That'll be I'd be like, yeah, follow us, stay at.
- 7:47Speaker 1: The door, yo, especially especially traveling with Russell. Like, Yo,
- 7:55Speaker 1: I realized that I've never in my life stayed at
- 7:58Speaker 1: a five star hotel until we started staying at these
- 8:01Speaker 1: five star hotels, and I was like, holy funk, I've
- 8:03Speaker 1: been in some nice hotels.
- 8:06Speaker 3: What would you say, Like what made it five star
- 8:08Speaker 3: like for you?
- 8:08Speaker 1: Like just the amount of like people that are doing
- 8:13Speaker 1: things for you when as soon as you walk into
- 8:15Speaker 1: the building, and like, especially on Russell's level, he had
- 8:18Speaker 1: the presidential suite in every room we went to, Like
- 8:20Speaker 1: one of his hotels had a cigar lounge and a
- 8:22Speaker 1: gym in his room. Damn it was huge. And he
- 8:25Speaker 1: comes with like literally servants. He has like slaves waiting
- 8:28Speaker 1: for him. He has two that do everything for him.
- 8:30Speaker 1: He moves his chair, they run there like what do
- 8:32Speaker 1: you need? And they follow him around the building. Brown
- 8:34Speaker 1: slaves of course, but they don't.
- 8:36Speaker 2: But they don't even know.
- 8:38Speaker 5: You said, we've never been to five star hotels? Yeah,
- 8:40Speaker 5: because I don't think they have that here.
- 8:41Speaker 2: I don't think if you you've never been to the
- 8:43Speaker 2: w you know.
- 8:45Speaker 1: But there's not never been in the Contrad. Those are
- 8:47Speaker 1: the Conrade and and tell me there's.
- 8:51Speaker 5: A slave they're waiting for you.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Okay, look if you're paying for the Presidential Suite, that's
- 8:54Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
- 8:55Speaker 2: There's still like a food chill chill dog, like a
- 8:58Speaker 2: five star hotel.
- 9:00Speaker 4: It's like literally like the rich Carlton here or like
- 9:02Speaker 4: the Conrad here. Like I've stayed at the at the
- 9:05Speaker 4: five at a five star hotel in Japan the first
- 9:07Speaker 4: two times when I went out there and stayed at
- 9:09Speaker 4: the Conrad, and I forget I think it was I
- 9:11Speaker 4: don't know, like went along.
- 9:12Speaker 2: That line is the second time. And yeah, bro, that
- 9:14Speaker 2: that Conrad services like Ipat the.
- 9:17Speaker 4: Moment you open that elevator door opens, somebody's greeting you
- 9:20Speaker 4: that like we have this amenities. They know you're coming
- 9:23Speaker 4: in type of ship.
- 9:24Speaker 3: And then like they won't let.
- 9:25Speaker 1: You carry your own back, like they don't get mad
- 9:27Speaker 1: at you.
- 9:28Speaker 4: The lobby bathrooms are so off, they're like fucking like
- 9:32Speaker 4: there's not no regular fucking bathrooms.
- 9:33Speaker 3: Dog, they don't have no fucking.
- 9:35Speaker 2: Air fishing to smells like fruit they're splaying designer cologne
- 9:37Speaker 2: around the fucking place, and the plants that got sitting
- 9:40Speaker 2: around those shit are expensive.
- 9:42Speaker 3: Dog.
- 9:42Speaker 1: I was like literally taking pictures of it Google and
- 9:44Speaker 1: I was like, how much.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Is this plant?
- 9:46Speaker 2: When I want to tell you they have like fucking
- 9:48Speaker 2: like two g plants kicking it around just by the
- 9:52Speaker 2: view and ship like five star hotel is a whole
- 9:54Speaker 2: nother different living dogs.
- 9:55Speaker 3: Like it sucks.
- 9:56Speaker 5: I just got back from Vegas and I was already
- 9:58Speaker 5: thinking before this conversation, Vegas ain't even nice anymore.
- 10:01Speaker 1: No, they do have five star places out there.
- 10:03Speaker 5: Yeah, but I was no, I've always said it, but
- 10:05Speaker 5: this was really when this time, and its just there
- 10:07Speaker 5: was a bunch of drunk people like it wasn't.
- 10:09Speaker 1: Like everything feels like Fremont Street.
- 10:10Speaker 5: It's yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. I was
- 10:13Speaker 5: walking around, I was like, bro, this doesn't feel like
- 10:14Speaker 5: the Vegas.
- 10:15Speaker 1: Well, this guy said off the top, the invisible fucking
- 10:18Speaker 1: thing we're going through right now, this recession.
- 10:21Speaker 2: It's not invisible. Is that people choose to ignore it.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Because they're like, I'm not I'm not going to pay
- 10:26Speaker 1: attention to the Apstine files in the war.
- 10:27Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go to work.
- 10:28Speaker 2: Every yeah, bro, inflation inflation, gas is seven bucks?
- 10:32Speaker 1: Dog like how you people ignore it because they're like, oh, it's.
- 10:35Speaker 5: Not the perfect meme.
- 10:36Speaker 1: It's like gas is always twenty bucks if you only
- 10:38Speaker 1: put twenty bucks in your tank.
- 10:40Speaker 2: Okay, so's there's a trick. Okay, that's true though, But
- 10:45Speaker 2: you fill up your tank and when it gets to
- 10:47Speaker 2: three quarters, you put the twenty, and not when you
- 10:50Speaker 2: fuck it at a quarter or at either, you put twenty.
- 10:53Speaker 1: I always fill it up whenever I fill it up.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Me too, always just fill it up. But there was
- 10:56Speaker 1: a point in my life where I only put twenty
- 10:58Speaker 1: bucks in every time.
- 10:59Speaker 2: It's convenient for you to stop twice if the gas
- 11:02Speaker 2: is the ten cents difference, fill the bitch up? Why
- 11:04Speaker 2: because you're gonna have to stop for another like that,
- 11:06Speaker 2: and you're like to spend on gas, you know, because
- 11:09Speaker 2: we live in and right now that the current the
- 11:11Speaker 2: current state of like the society we live and it's
- 11:14Speaker 2: like out of sight, out of mind type of logic.
- 11:16Speaker 3: Like I just watched that movie, remember that. What's that movie?
- 11:19Speaker 4: Is not the Civil War one, but like the one
- 11:21Speaker 4: where the tesla stop.
- 11:24Speaker 3: You know that Obama made or some.
- 11:25Speaker 5: Ship some stupid movie from Netflix.
- 11:27Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't watch any propaganda that Obama literally the
- 11:31Speaker 1: propaganda movie Show Me Your Wife's dick, Dude, show me
- 11:35Speaker 1: that documentary Obama.
- 11:38Speaker 4: It wasn't a documentary, but like the whole purpose is
- 11:40Speaker 4: it's a good movie, but like the whole purposes of
- 11:42Speaker 4: it was that like there's like one part or I
- 11:44Speaker 4: like I didn't understand like why this character in the
- 11:46Speaker 4: movie despight everything that was going on.
- 11:49Speaker 5: Hold on the finish it the name of the movie,
- 11:51Speaker 5: leave the World behind.
- 11:52Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yea.
- 11:54Speaker 4: Despite what this one character was doing, the whole world
- 11:58Speaker 4: is falling apart. But this little fucking girl, she's like
- 12:01Speaker 4: the daughter of all this bitch wants to do is
- 12:03Speaker 4: no matter where they're at the runnywhere's.
- 12:04Speaker 2: Fucking go watch Friends? Like the season finale Your Friends?
- 12:08Speaker 4: And like at the end, well it's just like when
- 12:11Speaker 4: the whole everything's going to ship, it cuts into like
- 12:14Speaker 4: her watching your Friends and like that's supposed to kind
- 12:17Speaker 4: of like quote unquote like be like where it's like
- 12:19Speaker 4: this is how stupid fucking people are in society right now.
- 12:22Speaker 4: They'll be like, yo, fucking planes could be falling out
- 12:24Speaker 4: of the fucking sky and they did fucking like not
- 12:27Speaker 4: that not.
- 12:27Speaker 3: That long ago. Fucking the recession's going on.
- 12:30Speaker 2: One gas could be fucking one hundred dollars tomorrow and
- 12:33Speaker 2: motherfuckers will be like, but but.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Is my TV show still on? That's It's just.
- 12:37Speaker 3: Motherfucker's just still gonna show up to the store.
- 12:39Speaker 1: You guys have a new Pokemon dress exactly like because yo, Like.
- 12:44Speaker 2: I understand, I don't want to seem like I'm stupid
- 12:46Speaker 2: to you guys, you know what I mean, Like, but
- 12:47Speaker 2: I understand.
- 12:48Speaker 3: It's like you're just saying that.
- 12:49Speaker 2: It's like nah, bro, Like we're trying to look at
- 12:51Speaker 2: both sides of the coin and this is like same
- 12:52Speaker 2: way you guys are gonna.
- 12:53Speaker 4: Be like, oh, but is it still there? Like I
- 12:55Speaker 4: still want to watch the TV. Same way motherfuckers that
- 12:57Speaker 4: are like me are gonna be like is this still cords?
- 12:59Speaker 1: They've been saying it since Gladiator? Are you not entertained? Bro?
- 13:03Speaker 1: It's all everything is a distraction fucking sports.
- 13:06Speaker 5: Not see what Obama and Bill Clinton typed in the
- 13:10Speaker 5: other day, Well.
- 13:11Speaker 3: Okay, who's watching them type it? Toche? But but it
- 13:17Speaker 3: goes back.
- 13:17Speaker 1: To just texting each other pizza.
- 13:19Speaker 5: All right, did you guys say you can see what
- 13:21Speaker 5: Trump tweeted on Sunday?
- 13:23Speaker 1: Right, but he's gonna take out or he said, uh yeah, where.
- 13:26Speaker 5: He talked all that ship, he said fuck on Easter
- 13:28Speaker 5: Easter morning and was all upset. Okay, Well he wrote
- 13:31Speaker 5: that and basically put us in World War three. Bill
- 13:33Speaker 5: Clinton and Obama talked to fucking about March madness. How
- 13:37Speaker 5: they're nervous, you see how that how crap. We got
- 13:41Speaker 5: one president saying we're gonna fuck up another country, and
- 13:44Speaker 5: then you got the other old fucking presidents worried about
- 13:47Speaker 5: fucking March madness.
- 13:48Speaker 3: Exact words, old presidents to the Stone Age. They can't
- 13:53Speaker 3: Trump do anything.
- 13:54Speaker 2: Did he do anything?
- 13:55Speaker 1: No, because they actually came up with the ceasefire, and
- 13:57Speaker 1: literally twelve hours into the ceasefire Israel winning Bama Ebanon.
- 14:01Speaker 3: So now we started he started another war.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Yeah, well there was already a war, but the ceasefire
- 14:04Speaker 1: was don't bomb anybody for another twelve days so we
- 14:06Speaker 1: can open up the straight up our. As soon as
- 14:09Speaker 1: they did, they fucking bombed. They bombed Lebanon, and then
- 14:13Speaker 1: Iran was like, fuck you guys.
- 14:14Speaker 3: Everybody know. The sneakiness was there when when they went
- 14:17Speaker 3: and some biball was rewridden by who by who?
- 14:21Speaker 1: What sicks were their hats?
- 14:22Speaker 4: Like, no, not just that, Bro, like to me, like,
- 14:24Speaker 4: this is the one thing you and I grew up
- 14:26Speaker 4: Catholic a lot, Bro. They really they really fucking tripped
- 14:29Speaker 4: me out a lot of this.
- 14:29Speaker 2: I was like, and this is I mean to I
- 14:31Speaker 2: remember this moment Dog and fucking first Communion class, Dog,
- 14:34Speaker 2: when like they were going over the class and then
- 14:36Speaker 2: they read that part where it's just like yeah and
- 14:38Speaker 2: the chosen people, right, and I.
- 14:40Speaker 1: Was just like and I remember what?
- 14:43Speaker 5: But he like, I was like, what do you what
- 14:44Speaker 5: do you mean chosen people?
- 14:46Speaker 3: I swear to God, Bro, I remember asking this.
- 14:48Speaker 2: They're just like, yeah, well, like you know, Jesus fucking
- 14:50Speaker 2: said it, like these are like his people.
- 14:53Speaker 3: I was like, but the ones that killed him. Yeah.
- 14:55Speaker 2: I was like, well what about the fucking rest of us?
- 14:58Speaker 2: I was like, how come there's no mention.
- 14:59Speaker 1: Of it because they didn't You're going yet, Dog?
- 15:02Speaker 4: And then when I realized it, I was like then then,
- 15:04Speaker 4: even to this day, I just go back to that
- 15:06Speaker 4: thought and I was like, who the fuck do you
- 15:07Speaker 4: think we wrote the ship?
- 15:09Speaker 1: Somebody found it? This?
- 15:10Speaker 4: Oh damn, this is the fucking this is why people
- 15:13Speaker 4: are behaving the way they do. Hold on, let me
- 15:14Speaker 4: add this. This is that through the old throw the
- 15:17Speaker 4: Old Testament out the window, or fucking give it to
- 15:19Speaker 4: the you know, to the popies whatever, you know, fucking
- 15:22Speaker 4: the Pope's.
- 15:23Speaker 3: Put it sweeping under that Vatican place and then hey, bro,
- 15:26Speaker 3: call it a day.
- 15:27Speaker 2: And then you got ways of you know, I'm like, man,
- 15:29Speaker 2: you guys are gonna trust somebody who wrote something that
- 15:32Speaker 2: you didn't see.
- 15:34Speaker 1: I mean, well you can't, yeah, I mean you can'tn't
- 15:37Speaker 1: trust anything.
- 15:38Speaker 6: I've never seen it.
- 15:39Speaker 1: I don't.
- 15:44Speaker 3: Thousands of people.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can re enact that right now?
- 15:48Speaker 1: Can you reenact writ in the Bible?
- 15:49Speaker 3: Has to be some kind of truth that people experience.
- 15:52Speaker 2: With the realism faith, though, Bro, you have to really
- 15:54Speaker 2: look at that where it's like all these people are
- 15:56Speaker 2: not just making it up, bro, Like some people are
- 15:58Speaker 2: genuinely having certain experiences and you can't take that away
- 16:02Speaker 2: from them because they'll.
- 16:04Speaker 3: Die by it. And so many of.
- 16:05Speaker 1: These religions connect and have the same stories in the
- 16:08Speaker 1: same way.
- 16:08Speaker 2: Okay, Yes, something happened. But why is there five stories to.
- 16:12Speaker 1: It because there's different big the world.
- 16:14Speaker 2: Is it all be one story and peoples? Okay?
- 16:21Speaker 1: So now there is a God and he's not He
- 16:23Speaker 1: can't only show up to the USA, bro. He has
- 16:26Speaker 1: to show up everywhere, Santa. But there's multiple So I'm
- 16:31Speaker 1: saying if God were to show up, he couldn't just
- 16:33Speaker 1: show up in one country. He show up in different
- 16:35Speaker 1: forms in different places.
- 16:36Speaker 2: So he was a president or he was a world leader,
- 16:39Speaker 2: flying in his magic fucking carpet the place and he said, hey,
- 16:44Speaker 2: these people aren't going to listen to the ship I
- 16:45Speaker 2: told those foods. Let me change it up a little bit.
- 16:48Speaker 1: You just called God the president.
- 16:52Speaker 2: Who do you believe in? I don't.
- 16:54Speaker 1: I mean Trump is not my.
- 16:55Speaker 2: God, but he is a higher power religious I mean no,
- 16:59Speaker 2: I mean guy around America.
- 17:01Speaker 1: You know you think you put him on a godly level.
- 17:04Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying God is believing in a higher power. Right,
- 17:07Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be God, as long as you
- 17:09Speaker 2: believe in someone above you, right.
- 17:11Speaker 1: Higher power. But that's not they don't mean President Trump.
- 17:15Speaker 2: He's higher than us.
- 17:16Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's it's a different type of Okay, you're talking.
- 17:18Speaker 1: About you're talking about the total but you're talking about
- 17:21Speaker 1: the total poll of j right. We're yeah, we're talking spiritual,
- 17:25Speaker 1: spiritually and people to look at.
- 17:27Speaker 3: But that's the religion does.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Religion doesn't.
- 17:30Speaker 7: Religion doesn't tell you you have to come here on Sundays.
- 17:33Speaker 2: If not, you're gonna go to hell.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Religion suality, religion, virtuality, virtuality versus societal, the.
- 17:41Speaker 2: Same ship, once mental, once physical.
- 17:44Speaker 1: Dog, I can't be called president your god.
- 17:46Speaker 2: I can't and I will never will.
- 17:50Speaker 1: That's like maybe him because you want, but a normal
- 17:54Speaker 1: person gets the funk out of here guy, And believe
- 17:58Speaker 1: it or not, China does have people that do want
- 18:01Speaker 1: to be there. Yeah, but they don't think. They don't
- 18:02Speaker 1: think of him as a god. They thinking of the
- 18:04Speaker 1: supreme Leader.
- 18:05Speaker 2: Are you sure?
- 18:05Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 18:06Speaker 2: What what's a supreme leader? Bro?
- 18:08Speaker 1: The guy who leads supremely? But that's not God. They
- 18:14Speaker 1: believe in gods.
- 18:16Speaker 4: I think, like, but I don't know, with somebody like
- 18:18Speaker 4: believing in something and somebody that is alive as compared
- 18:21Speaker 4: to you believing in something that's just driven simply by faith,
- 18:24Speaker 4: that's just like, I don't know. I think it's two
- 18:27Speaker 4: completely different things. It's just because people are people are
- 18:30Speaker 4: congregating in the church with no fucking proof and just
- 18:33Speaker 4: strictly based on faith and still getting But stuff happens
- 18:36Speaker 4: in these people's lives where they fucking did justify it
- 18:38Speaker 4: type of shit because.
- 18:40Speaker 2: One thing happens in their fucking thirty years of living that.
- 18:43Speaker 4: But you tell that to the person that hadarcle.
- 18:46Speaker 1: I know, like you know what I mean, like you, yeah,
- 18:48Speaker 1: you might just not have had your uh, your experience
- 18:51Speaker 1: yet maybe I pray what you never have to have
- 18:53Speaker 1: any of those experiences.
- 18:54Speaker 2: I prayed one time for real praise Please don't make
- 18:58Speaker 2: me go home to my wife and your chickens.
- 19:02Speaker 5: What made it for real?
- 19:03Speaker 3: Like I made it for real? Did you really like
- 19:05Speaker 3: close your eyes or you really.
- 19:08Speaker 2: When I was when I was in jail looking at
- 19:10Speaker 2: a year and a half and you prayed and I
- 19:12Speaker 2: did pray, and what happened?
- 19:14Speaker 5: And did you get the year and a half?
- 19:16Speaker 1: No?
- 19:16Speaker 2: I didn't.
- 19:17Speaker 3: Yeah it did not.
- 19:19Speaker 1: Just like thank you God, President Trump, not worn Trump.
- 19:25Speaker 3: Let me not get a year and a half.
- 19:27Speaker 2: It is not worried it did.
- 19:30Speaker 1: I prayed to the American government.
- 19:32Speaker 4: Okay, Well, there's no way that you like, I don't know, man,
- 19:34Speaker 4: there's no there's a lot of people that will they will,
- 19:37Speaker 4: they will kind of like argue to this then probably
- 19:39Speaker 4: have been facing more fu time and they'll be like, yo,
- 19:42Speaker 4: brock prad and.
- 19:43Speaker 2: I fucking dodged like this fucking time too. But I
- 19:46Speaker 2: don't think your lawyer is ever going to be.
- 19:47Speaker 4: Like, you know what the judge said, because you know,
- 19:51Speaker 4: because we got this prayer over here, I.
- 19:54Speaker 3: Don't put you. But that's that's where faith comes in, doll.
- 19:56Speaker 4: Like you gotta fucking be like, hey, bro, whether you're
- 19:59Speaker 4: looking at it as pray, are you manifesting it?
- 20:01Speaker 5: It still does the same thing. Bro, God you pray
- 20:05Speaker 5: to yeah, exactly what we paid to.
- 20:08Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 20:08Speaker 1: I just said, bro, I believe that work. Almost did it.
- 20:15Speaker 1: You almost prayed to Hillary Clinton though.
- 20:16Speaker 5: All right, so give you a second. Let's say, let's say.
- 20:21Speaker 2: And it wasn't even a full prayer, bro, it was like, please,
- 20:24Speaker 2: God fucking do something.
- 20:27Speaker 3: I know you're Mexican. I know you can't have to
- 20:28Speaker 3: sit there. You can't half assed prayer. You know that.
- 20:32Speaker 2: Why do you think I didn't expect that result? Like,
- 20:34Speaker 2: I don't believe it.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Because you're praying to a president and then.
- 20:40Speaker 5: God, he's gonna sit there and be like, oh, chick
- 20:42Speaker 5: lits finally hit me up. I should come through for.
- 20:45Speaker 2: Him if he wants to kill if he wants to
- 20:47Speaker 2: keep me on the team, and said, this is the
- 20:50Speaker 2: this is the door that opened to get another one.
- 20:52Speaker 3: But the being on the team is voluntarily though, Yeah, like,
- 20:56Speaker 3: if he wants to get paid to be is.
- 20:58Speaker 1: It voluntarily or is it?
- 21:00Speaker 3: Bro?
- 21:01Speaker 2: Like, yes, Bro, I mean, granted, some people are there
- 21:03Speaker 2: because they really believe and.
- 21:05Speaker 4: They have no they like that's the only version of hope.
- 21:07Speaker 4: But there's people that day in and day out, Bro,
- 21:10Speaker 4: even if like shit, even if they got their last
- 21:12Speaker 4: five dollars where they got like they got no gun
- 21:14Speaker 4: gas in the tank, they gotta know that they go
- 21:16Speaker 4: based on the faith that they've acquired, dog like, and
- 21:18Speaker 4: you just that's just damn dog.
- 21:21Speaker 2: This is how bad I hate church, Bro. They made
- 21:23Speaker 2: me hate it so much that one of my best
- 21:26Speaker 2: friends growing up, Bro in high school, he's not the
- 21:30Speaker 2: best in the world. He wasn't, they weren't financially the best.
- 21:32Speaker 2: He slept them in house a lot.
- 21:34Speaker 5: Bro.
- 21:34Speaker 2: His grandma goes to church all the time they asked
- 21:39Speaker 2: me for money and I said, I have money, but
- 21:41Speaker 2: I can't spread myself. Then I I got someone above
- 21:44Speaker 2: me that could give you a loan, but you can
- 21:45Speaker 2: have to give him something for collateral, Right, Bro, I
- 21:49Speaker 2: just connected the dots. I wasn't the little hat with
- 21:50Speaker 2: the money.
- 21:53Speaker 1: His hat's a little bit.
- 21:54Speaker 2: Okay. Look, the grandma got the loan, she's still she
- 21:58Speaker 2: needed that to pay off her mortgage on the house,
- 22:01Speaker 2: to not lose it, and just to live. She still
- 22:04Speaker 2: gave one thousand dollars of that ten thousand dollars to
- 22:06Speaker 2: the church. That's just for money management. That's is that
- 22:09Speaker 2: or is that fucking the church? Manipulating?
- 22:11Speaker 5: Maybe?
- 22:11Speaker 1: But here's the thing I think you're you're thinking all
- 22:14Speaker 1: religion is just are all anyone anyone who's spiritual has
- 22:17Speaker 1: to go through the church. You can believe in God
- 22:19Speaker 1: outside of the church, you know what I mean? Okay,
- 22:21Speaker 1: but believe in God in your.
- 22:22Speaker 2: Own So why don't people burn when they get the
- 22:24Speaker 2: Holy water and they're fucking the devil?
- 22:26Speaker 1: Because not everybody? I don't know. That's not real, bro, Yeah,
- 22:29Speaker 1: but listen.
- 22:31Speaker 5: Trying to put it on one of his girlfriends.
- 22:36Speaker 1: You ever you ever fucking drank the holy water.
- 22:39Speaker 5: I've drank that ship drank it.
- 22:41Speaker 2: You're not supposed to drink it.
- 22:42Speaker 3: I drink it.
- 22:43Speaker 2: Remember was it an accident?
- 22:47Speaker 3: No?
- 22:48Speaker 1: What makes it holy water? It just been prayed over.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Yeah, And I remember like the same logic with the
- 22:54Speaker 2: fucking this happened around the same time when I when
- 22:56Speaker 2: I ate the cookies that I stole from the church.
- 22:58Speaker 1: Like Jesus body, Jesus body.
- 23:03Speaker 4: I remember like Grandma used to have like, uh, this
- 23:05Speaker 4: plastic container and it used to like it used to
- 23:08Speaker 4: have Jesus on the cross, and that's where you put
- 23:10Speaker 4: holy water right and like at the top they'd be like,
- 23:12Speaker 4: you know, you screw it off and then like that's
- 23:14Speaker 4: where you pour the holy water out.
- 23:15Speaker 3: But I just remember I.
- 23:16Speaker 2: Fucking this one day. I was like what it tastes like?
- 23:18Speaker 3: Bro?
- 23:19Speaker 2: And I just just opened it and I took a
- 23:20Speaker 2: swig off the Jesus.
- 23:21Speaker 5: Bottle, Like what if that had You're never you were
- 23:24Speaker 5: never that kid, Huh you always be doing Why.
- 23:27Speaker 2: Do you think I don't get sick drank?
- 23:31Speaker 1: If he praise to his presidents.
- 23:32Speaker 2: Every night, If you touch Jesus's body without permission, is
- 23:35Speaker 2: that considered the our word. What the fuck man?
- 23:39Speaker 1: The R word has to be. You have to you
- 23:41Speaker 1: have to do well.
- 23:42Speaker 2: You did put it in your mouth.
- 23:44Speaker 1: You didn't suck on it. You cheat it.
- 23:47Speaker 2: I want to I would say, like I would say,
- 23:50Speaker 2: like I drank. No, I'm talking about the crackers, the crackers.
- 23:54Speaker 1: Okay, can I ask you this? I know you don't
- 23:56Speaker 1: believe in God or anything, but like, okay, can I
- 23:58Speaker 1: break it down? Can I break it down to you?
- 24:00Speaker 1: Like in physics, Like one of the first rules of
- 24:01Speaker 1: physics is that energy can never be destroyed.
- 24:04Speaker 3: It can only be transferred.
- 24:05Speaker 2: Okay, so that's where ghosts coming.
- 24:07Speaker 1: No, So what happens to the energy of you when you,
- 24:10Speaker 1: when you, when you, when you die?
- 24:12Speaker 2: We talked about the lights out?
- 24:14Speaker 1: No, but what happens to the energy That's not possible.
- 24:16Speaker 3: Though.
- 24:16Speaker 2: The energy gets re embedded into the earth. It gets transferred,
- 24:20Speaker 2: but you get buried. Okay, it is Okay, So that's
- 24:23Speaker 2: the thing you can believe in.
- 24:25Speaker 1: You believe that your energy can be transferred into the earth,
- 24:26Speaker 1: but you don't believe there's something greater going on.
- 24:28Speaker 2: They used to bury people raw. They wrap you, Yeah,
- 24:31Speaker 2: because you go right back into the Now they don't
- 24:34Speaker 2: do that. Now they make you get a wood coffin
- 24:37Speaker 2: and then you get put into a fucking concrete coffin.
- 24:40Speaker 1: That's just in you guys. We burn them because it
- 24:41Speaker 1: goes back into the We burn them, and then the
- 24:44Speaker 1: ashes you throw into the river.
- 24:49Speaker 6: Damn.
- 24:51Speaker 2: You're right, you're right. But that's again, that's America taking
- 24:55Speaker 2: away the energy from the people.
- 24:56Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what I'm asking you. If you you
- 24:58Speaker 1: believe that that energy it's transferred, you believe in all that,
- 25:01Speaker 1: but you don't believe there's something greater going on.
- 25:03Speaker 2: I do believe something great, but it's not fucking a religion.
- 25:06Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. That's still something that
- 25:08Speaker 1: we can let's just call it God. It's called an
- 25:10Speaker 1: alien or whatever. It's just a high it's some sort
- 25:13Speaker 1: of higher power.
- 25:13Speaker 2: Okay, you got the president, and you got you.
- 25:16Speaker 1: Got the president. This guy was the president. What was
- 25:21Speaker 1: your favorite president of high winter? Clinton was a fun one.
- 25:26Speaker 1: Clinton was a fun guy.
- 25:27Speaker 5: He's not even saying Trump, You're just saying the.
- 25:29Speaker 1: President higher power. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- 25:34Speaker 3: It was God Jesus. Well, if not it was God
- 25:37Speaker 3: Jesus than the president.
- 25:38Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. But who was your favorite God?
- 25:40Speaker 1: Was it Bush?
- 25:40Speaker 3: Was it?
- 25:43Speaker 2: Was he a fucking step father? You don't even know
- 25:46Speaker 2: what if he was over there fucking every girl you've
- 25:48Speaker 2: seen bro like.
- 25:49Speaker 3: Trick lits, trick lit, tick lits.
- 25:51Speaker 5: But what what what about before America?
- 25:54Speaker 3: Before there was President.
- 25:57Speaker 1: Em first Siah?
- 26:00Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, it's all the fucking opiates people did
- 26:04Speaker 2: fucking back in the day.
- 26:05Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question?
- 26:06Speaker 2: MS.
- 26:07Speaker 1: You mentioned Jesus just now, like it was Eastern I'm
- 26:09Speaker 1: not Christian, so like you know, a lot of this
- 26:12Speaker 1: is new to me.
- 26:13Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, they don't do Eastern and uh, I'm sure
- 26:16Speaker 2: they do. But what about Canada?
- 26:18Speaker 1: They're for sure they do. But I was just I'm
- 26:19Speaker 1: just not Christians. I don't know the story. But like
- 26:21Speaker 1: when Jesus died, right when anyone dies, this is scientific fact.
- 26:26Speaker 1: When they die, they ship pissed.
- 26:28Speaker 3: All that comes out of them, the South Park, that's
- 26:32Speaker 3: all of.
- 26:32Speaker 1: It comes out of it. But it doesn't matter. Everything
- 26:34Speaker 1: that's inside of you comes out. I'm just saying when
- 26:35Speaker 1: he came back, Jesus, how good do you think he felt?
- 26:39Speaker 1: With absolutely nothing inside?
- 26:41Speaker 2: This is the best ship ever.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, nothing though, of course
- 26:45Speaker 1: there's always something in there.
- 26:46Speaker 2: How do you know he came back? Did you see him?
- 26:49Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying in the story for going by
- 26:51Speaker 1: the story when he came back.
- 26:52Speaker 2: But that's why I don't believe, like who saw this ship?
- 26:56Speaker 2: I do because gambling is real time.
- 26:59Speaker 3: I'm watching it. I'm watching myself lose, bro.
- 27:02Speaker 5: In the future, in real time, because that's why you lose,
- 27:05Speaker 5: because you never pray.
- 27:06Speaker 2: To God before I walk it. So before I walk
- 27:09Speaker 2: into this casino, I gotta act like I drove by
- 27:11Speaker 2: the church and.
- 27:14Speaker 3: Go in there.
- 27:14Speaker 2: I fucking When I see my girl do that ship
- 27:16Speaker 2: every time, Bro, I give her the most dirtiest lip. Bro.
- 27:19Speaker 1: And that's why someone throw someone throw someone throw holy
- 27:27Speaker 1: water on this guy. Yeah, Bro, I hope you pray
- 27:30Speaker 1: your president tonight.
- 27:31Speaker 2: Brother. Why it's cuz when you I'm driving the car
- 27:34Speaker 2: and you do that, you're telling me you don't trust me.
- 27:37Speaker 2: You're telling me you don't trust me. Bro, You're telling
- 27:38Speaker 2: me you gotta have someone else to look out for you.
- 27:40Speaker 2: When you're the driver and you're looking at passengers, there's
- 27:44Speaker 2: sometimes there's things that you can.
- 27:46Speaker 1: I understand that.
- 27:47Speaker 5: You can understand that fucking eighteen holler comes coming at.
- 27:50Speaker 1: You, first eighteen wheeler he's driving because he just found
- 27:55Speaker 1: out believes in Trump as is God. I never said Trump,
- 28:00Speaker 1: who is your president? Right now?
- 28:03Speaker 2: A white guy?
- 28:03Speaker 5: Trump?
- 28:05Speaker 2: Come on, dog.
- 28:07Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I don't believe it. But the first
- 28:09Speaker 1: time I'm making fun of somebody's god.
- 28:12Speaker 2: It's not yours.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Trump.
- 28:15Speaker 5: Bro.
- 28:15Speaker 1: That can's crazy.
- 28:16Speaker 2: And what have you asked your God for and he
- 28:18Speaker 2: gave you?
- 28:19Speaker 1: I don't ask God for anything. I just asked, you know.
- 28:21Speaker 1: I just pray for good vibes.
- 28:22Speaker 2: You ask for forgiveness, right.
- 28:24Speaker 1: I just you just that's just karma. But you're just
- 28:26Speaker 1: trying bad about anything. I just I'm just out here.
- 28:30Speaker 1: I'm just living. We've justified that.
- 28:34Speaker 5: Just like He's like, this happened.
- 28:36Speaker 1: What are you supposed to do? What are you supposed
- 28:38Speaker 1: to do?
- 28:38Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. That's what that's how Because what
- 28:42Speaker 2: are you supposed to do? Because the ship happens, not
- 28:45Speaker 2: because you prayed for it and it happened or someone
- 28:48Speaker 2: else put.
- 28:50Speaker 3: It just happens.
- 28:51Speaker 1: But the only thing you can do about when something
- 28:53Speaker 1: happens to you is the way you react to it thankful,
- 28:56Speaker 1: and the way you deal with it. Every problem can
- 29:00Speaker 1: be a problem if you make it a problem.
- 29:01Speaker 5: If it wasn't for God, you could be in a
- 29:03Speaker 5: thorough country.
- 29:04Speaker 2: Right now, my god, we are in a third world country.
- 29:07Speaker 1: What do you mean you're telling me?
- 29:10Speaker 3: Oh?
- 29:11Speaker 1: Nah, I mean I may see your problems clear and.
- 29:14Speaker 2: In America, but hey, everybody, like everybody here, everyone here
- 29:21Speaker 2: lives west of the one ten freeway. Go live on
- 29:24Speaker 2: the east of the one ten freeway and then tell
- 29:26Speaker 2: me that like I will say yes as a whole country.
- 29:30Speaker 2: But when you can't, if you can't walk down the
- 29:33Speaker 2: street wearing nice ship and not and get robbed, me come.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Let me say this.
- 29:37Speaker 3: Let me say this to you, you guys. I felt
- 29:39Speaker 3: for the same problem with guys.
- 29:40Speaker 2: You guys, you got ten people running into a store
- 29:43Speaker 2: to loot the bitch I was. I was afraid, just
- 29:45Speaker 2: like you, guys. I was afraid of the propaganda.
- 29:47Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna smell horrible when I got
- 29:49Speaker 1: to India. When I got there, I smelled some things,
- 29:54Speaker 1: but nothing smelled as bad as downtown Los Angeles.
- 29:57Speaker 2: That thing smells as bad as New York.
- 29:59Speaker 1: No Downtown lost Angela's has Yo, dude, it's fun. I've
- 30:04Speaker 1: never smelled and nothing like that in India smelled close
- 30:07Speaker 1: to that, and that's why that blew my mind. Did
- 30:09Speaker 1: you liter in India?
- 30:11Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 30:12Speaker 1: I threw a couple butts on the ground cigarette butts
- 30:14Speaker 1: you didn't like, just like you want to hear a
- 30:17Speaker 1: funny story. So one of we were smoking cigars. One
- 30:20Speaker 1: of the guys, one of the guys on our team
- 30:21Speaker 1: was smoking cigars and he took a cigar back to
- 30:23Speaker 1: his hotel and as he got to the front door,
- 30:25Speaker 1: he finished it and he was looking around. He didn't
- 30:27Speaker 1: know where to put it, and one of the servant
- 30:29Speaker 1: guys at the door was like, oh, sir, you can
- 30:30Speaker 1: give it to me and I'll take care of before
- 30:32Speaker 1: you said okay, great, and he gave it to him
- 30:33Speaker 1: and the guy just threw it on the ground right
- 30:35Speaker 1: in front of him.
- 30:38Speaker 2: I could have done that. And he's like, I was
- 30:39Speaker 2: looking for a biodegradable material. I don't consider fucking literal. Yeah,
- 30:44Speaker 2: it's just but it is apples, banana peels, you know
- 30:48Speaker 2: what it is.
- 30:48Speaker 1: I feel like Instagram had done such a good job
- 30:51Speaker 1: of making everyone feel like India is a certain way
- 30:53Speaker 1: that when you actually go there, I feel like they
- 30:55Speaker 1: know that that's the fucking steas that people fucking think
- 30:59Speaker 1: about him. It's actually not as bad because they're taking steps.
- 31:02Speaker 3: It is kind of a power.
- 31:03Speaker 5: You were just throwing something out the window.
- 31:05Speaker 2: It is you feel like nobody so long and pin.
- 31:12Speaker 1: I've thrown it out the window. Not not as of late,
- 31:14Speaker 1: but growing up I used to do. One of my
- 31:16Speaker 1: favorite things was driving fast and throwing out the window, just.
- 31:18Speaker 2: Like, dude, what was the biggest thing?
- 31:20Speaker 5: You throw it out the window.
- 31:21Speaker 1: I've used to. I used to make my ex laugh,
- 31:23Speaker 1: my old old girlfriend by like, we used to just
- 31:25Speaker 1: drive around, used to throw it out the window, and
- 31:26Speaker 1: it just used to make her laugh because I would
- 31:28Speaker 1: do like huge things like the whole all the bags
- 31:30Speaker 1: of garbage after we ate or whatever.
- 31:32Speaker 5: You know.
- 31:34Speaker 1: But we were kids.
- 31:35Speaker 2: I was just you know, are you gonna make your
- 31:37Speaker 2: kids get baptized? Because that's the issue I'm having right now.
- 31:42Speaker 1: Well, it's up to you. You religious, he's gonna have
- 31:45Speaker 1: to get President Tump to come in and put water
- 31:47Speaker 1: on the kids.
- 31:49Speaker 2: Don't even let Trump, He'll come do it.
- 31:55Speaker 1: That's gonna be a little tough. Yeah, exact.
- 32:00Speaker 2: What if your kid wants to be a Jew.
- 32:04Speaker 3: Jew? That would be crazy?
- 32:06Speaker 1: My kid, My kid could yo if they want to.
- 32:08Speaker 1: They can do whatever they want. Bro, what are you going?
- 32:10Speaker 3: You're reading to.
- 32:12Speaker 2: You?
- 32:12Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? I would just try to
- 32:13Speaker 1: teach them my ways of thinking, but they're open to fucking.
- 32:18Speaker 1: I'd be a dick to stop them from trying to
- 32:20Speaker 1: find their own path.
- 32:20Speaker 2: You know, That's what I say. But then we got
- 32:23Speaker 2: the hardcore Christians or the Christians saying, no, you have
- 32:26Speaker 2: to get bad times, you have to go to church.
- 32:28Speaker 1: Is your wife religious?
- 32:30Speaker 6: She goes to church with super religious?
- 32:31Speaker 2: Went to church all week?
- 32:33Speaker 1: Does she knows she sleeps?
- 32:35Speaker 2: I'm sure she does. I don't think she tells nobody.
- 32:39Speaker 4: I would say, I would say, like this, Brould notably
- 32:43Speaker 4: the most logical way to kind of go about it.
- 32:46Speaker 4: And I would imagine, like because usually you have to
- 32:48Speaker 4: share a kid, right.
- 32:49Speaker 1: So you're supposed to.
- 32:52Speaker 3: So so like, hold on, let me cook, let me cook.
- 32:55Speaker 4: What I'm saying is, if if you're like have an
- 32:58Speaker 4: issue with kid being baptized, then you have to change
- 33:02Speaker 4: the way you look at it, dog, because if you
- 33:04Speaker 4: really don't believe in any other stuff. Then it's just
- 33:06Speaker 4: throwing just throwing magic water that's not gonna work in
- 33:10Speaker 4: your eyes on them, and you're just there because I
- 33:13Speaker 4: don't know, bro, like you kind of have to share, like.
- 33:15Speaker 1: Both Statistically, the best thing you can do is just
- 33:18Speaker 1: let because it doesn't matter that it's not real. Just
- 33:20Speaker 1: let your wife be happy because it's not real.
- 33:22Speaker 2: It doesn't matter that you know, I didn't go to
- 33:24Speaker 2: the casino. No problems if you do that, and if it.
- 33:26Speaker 1: Works, you're kids dressed.
- 33:29Speaker 6: Because you have to pay for it.
- 33:31Speaker 2: I feel like I paid for it already, Bro, all
- 33:33Speaker 2: the bad ship I did between the.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Ages of fourteen and eighteen, like baptism.
- 33:37Speaker 3: That ship is cheap, bro, and baptism to get the tackles, you.
- 33:41Speaker 2: Get, serious question, serious question. Everyone wants a boy, right,
- 33:46Speaker 2: everyone wants a boy as a kid.
- 33:50Speaker 1: What, Yeah, I want to boy, I told.
- 33:52Speaker 3: I told my daddy.
- 33:53Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, I was like, that's
- 33:54Speaker 2: a lot less work for me. I want because when
- 33:58Speaker 2: people have a lot of people that guy that have girls,
- 34:01Speaker 2: they're like, oh, somebody's punishing me or I'm paying or
- 34:04Speaker 2: I'm paying for the ship that because baby years ago,
- 34:09Speaker 2: all the dirty ship that guys do as a dog
- 34:12Speaker 2: with girls and two girls to have a girl.
- 34:16Speaker 5: You just got to tell your girl, your daughter not
- 34:18Speaker 5: to date those guys. Yeah, my dad loves my daughter,
- 34:21Speaker 5: my sister so much, bro, he loves me.
- 34:23Speaker 3: Too, But you love your daughter differently.
- 34:26Speaker 2: Bro, you did bring that up to buy you. And
- 34:28Speaker 2: I've never met your sister, but like, for as much
- 34:31Speaker 2: of a dog as your dad and a player, that
- 34:32Speaker 2: feels me like your sister turned out pretty alright.
- 34:35Speaker 3: She has a solidary. She went to doctor school because
- 34:37Speaker 3: she was. She's a lawyer like and I was.
- 34:39Speaker 2: And honestly to you're like, your dad is a fucking
- 34:43Speaker 2: It's like I picture this fool just like if.
- 34:45Speaker 3: You could get it in, he'll put it.
- 34:46Speaker 2: She knows, she knows how your dad is and everything
- 34:50Speaker 2: she sees it that told her.
- 34:57Speaker 1: What does that mean?
- 34:58Speaker 3: What does that mean?
- 35:01Speaker 2: At least it's the truth. At least it's not faith
- 35:04Speaker 2: and hope.
- 35:06Speaker 5: If he's handsome, he's like player ship, he's a good
- 35:08Speaker 5: looking do you might get if you want to?
- 35:10Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want it, you're gonna put up with it. Yeah,
- 35:13Speaker 2: get the hole. But it's like, yo, bro, it's nice
- 35:16Speaker 2: and shiny. The maintenance is gonna be a bit. Yeah, yeah,
- 35:20Speaker 2: that's real.
- 35:21Speaker 1: But that's kind of like how you have to know.
- 35:24Speaker 3: But even with me, but to be blood, but even
- 35:25Speaker 3: with you, bro.
- 35:26Speaker 5: I would come home and I would tell her, I'm like,
- 35:29Speaker 5: but I got two girls right now.
- 35:32Speaker 8: Really, and then I would explain to her, say, your
- 35:34Speaker 8: dad's trick and he's not a pip crazy if he's
- 35:37Speaker 8: not telling you, but he's just out here these girls, dog,
- 35:42Speaker 8: I mean because man, his age, that's who goes to
- 35:45Speaker 8: Hong Kong.
- 35:46Speaker 3: Bro, like groups of like his dad's age of fools.
- 35:52Speaker 3: They'd be there like the girls.
- 35:54Speaker 5: My name.
- 35:55Speaker 2: Your dad works, that works still.
- 35:58Speaker 1: He tells you he's going to Hong Kong. Then from
- 36:00Speaker 1: Hong Kongo is the Thailand.
- 36:01Speaker 5: So my dad, my dad works basically Monday through Thursday
- 36:05Speaker 5: in the States and Union and then he has a
- 36:07Speaker 5: condo and TJ like a fancy party.
- 36:12Speaker 2: Yeah, you might have two or three days.
- 36:15Speaker 6: It's nice.
- 36:17Speaker 3: Our time share is really a scam.
- 36:19Speaker 6: My parents got scammed.
- 36:21Speaker 5: Yeah no, they went like four times. But it's that
- 36:25Speaker 5: time where like you gotta be really careful because if
- 36:27Speaker 5: you don't get the premium time share, then you have
- 36:30Speaker 5: what time I scam them, what explained he's already done
- 36:35Speaker 5: it when he's already done it, because.
- 36:37Speaker 2: I like I remember, like I was first out of college,
- 36:40Speaker 2: and I was like something like kind of fucking like market.
- 36:42Speaker 2: They were advertising like, oh, you got a free stay
- 36:45Speaker 2: in Vegas and like like the Hilton, like homesday, you
- 36:49Speaker 2: just got to sit through an hour time share. And
- 36:52Speaker 2: I was just like, damn. So I signed up for it.
- 36:55Speaker 2: And then I got you know, I got approved or whatever,
- 36:58Speaker 2: and like not for the time share, but like they
- 36:59Speaker 2: gave me the proper are you coming to stay your room?
- 37:01Speaker 2: And I remember like I went with I went with
- 37:03Speaker 2: a homie. I was like, yo, you signed this ship
- 37:04Speaker 2: up too, so he got his room too, and then
- 37:07Speaker 2: we and then we went there. We're just like damn,
- 37:08Speaker 2: so we just got checked in. The first day, I
- 37:10Speaker 2: was like, Yo, this is really good free room. Second
- 37:12Speaker 2: day they call us, They're like, yeah, you guys are
- 37:13Speaker 2: gonna have to go for like a meeting at seven
- 37:16Speaker 2: in the morning. And then you know, we sit through
- 37:18Speaker 2: this whole like fucking twenty minute video talking about times.
- 37:21Speaker 2: There's nothing but old people saying this is in there
- 37:23Speaker 2: right like and then me and the homie are just
- 37:25Speaker 2: like the only fucking yumpo's in there. And then we
- 37:28Speaker 2: go to the agent and we're like, but before the
- 37:30Speaker 2: agents come in there, they try to butter you up.
- 37:32Speaker 3: So they fucked up.
- 37:33Speaker 2: They had a whole fucking breakfast thing and everything, and
- 37:36Speaker 2: me and the homie like.
- 37:36Speaker 3: The old people don't be eating like that. Me and
- 37:38Speaker 3: the homie right there.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, bro, this is all free and we're all
- 37:41Speaker 1: just fucking it up.
- 37:42Speaker 2: And then we finally get to sit down, so we
- 37:45Speaker 2: clearly tell the guy. He's like, you know what we're
- 37:46Speaker 2: here like, it was like, what do you mean? And
- 37:51Speaker 2: I was just like, you could run the credit, but
- 37:54Speaker 2: this is not the credit.
- 37:55Speaker 3: You're looking for. And we just fresh out of college.
- 37:58Speaker 2: I was like, we got the free room. And then
- 38:00Speaker 2: the guy was like, look, I gotta just at least
- 38:02Speaker 2: fill out the application. I was like, yeah, the applications
- 38:04Speaker 2: filled out. He came back in ten minutes like you
- 38:06Speaker 2: guys can go, and then I got to stay the
- 38:09Speaker 2: rest of the three days. Yeah, free dog, I'm gonna
- 38:13Speaker 2: have to do that, so I scamp.
- 38:15Speaker 1: You just got to say no to everything.
- 38:16Speaker 4: Yeah, like the only the only people they really pressure
- 38:20Speaker 4: on is fucking old people because it's like they're like,
- 38:23Speaker 4: you know, they're fucking.
- 38:24Speaker 3: Scared and ship. Yeah, but like low key dog got that.
- 38:27Speaker 2: Free room, let's go, and that she had everything too. Honestly,
- 38:30Speaker 2: the Hilton fucking home stay what tails it we had,
- 38:33Speaker 2: like not the little ones, but like there's one at
- 38:35Speaker 2: the edge of the strip and that ship has like
- 38:38Speaker 2: a kitchen, she has like home sweets.
- 38:40Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, those ships are fucking nice.
- 38:42Speaker 3: Bro.
- 38:44Speaker 2: It would definitely hurt. It definitely helps when you're on
- 38:46Speaker 2: your own diet.
- 38:47Speaker 5: So so you know how you said, Indian knows the
- 38:51Speaker 5: perspective that we see them in kind of That's why
- 38:54Speaker 5: I think that you didn't find fucking street feet fruit
- 38:59Speaker 5: or feet.
- 39:00Speaker 2: He could.
- 39:00Speaker 5: It's just not because the guys wouldn't take you there
- 39:03Speaker 5: to go see that.
- 39:04Speaker 1: You know, we went into that, you know we went
- 39:05Speaker 1: I mean, like I didn't go into like the slums,
- 39:07Speaker 1: and that's what I mean. But like you don't go
- 39:09Speaker 1: to the slums when you come to l A, you
- 39:11Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like you wouldn't do that people,
- 39:13Speaker 1: you know, what if you live there or whatever.
- 39:15Speaker 2: You know, my girls parents live on live on the
- 39:16Speaker 2: block where they filmed the boys in the hood. There's
- 39:19Speaker 2: people that come from all over the world south Central
- 39:23Speaker 2: to go see that house.
- 39:24Speaker 1: Because that's I don't know why it just started.
- 39:27Speaker 2: Cod say the same thing with the homie, uh, what's
- 39:29Speaker 2: his name? Rome, He lived Waul, you know with road dogs.
- 39:34Speaker 4: Like yeah, but like that, like this fooll fucking lives
- 39:38Speaker 4: like in one hundred or something. And the house on
- 39:40Speaker 4: the other block is the Friday House Craig and fucking
- 39:44Speaker 4: uh yeah, Ice Cuban, Like that's the whole block.
- 39:47Speaker 3: And honestly, it's like it's it's it's a.
- 39:49Speaker 2: Hood area, but it's not like crazy hood and people. Yeah,
- 39:52Speaker 2: it was worse.
- 39:53Speaker 4: You just see people at random times just fucking pulling
- 39:56Speaker 4: up and then just and there's a sign right there.
- 39:58Speaker 4: It's like please just don't knock on the window, don't
- 40:00Speaker 4: come sit in our poor You could take a picture
- 40:02Speaker 4: in front of That happens.
- 40:04Speaker 1: In fucking Albuquerque at fucking Walter White's house.
- 40:07Speaker 2: Yeah, they just.
- 40:07Speaker 1: Sold the house.
- 40:08Speaker 2: That house she told it. I think you know what
- 40:11Speaker 2: neighborhood you don't want to go to. You remember in
- 40:13Speaker 2: training day we're fucking Terry Crews, was like, that's right
- 40:17Speaker 2: here with the fucking with the with the with the pigeons.
- 40:20Speaker 1: Yeah, that that neighborhood is really like that.
- 40:23Speaker 2: So I used to drive in the neighborhood those call
- 40:25Speaker 2: the sacks are wow, bro, like the homie girlfriends that
- 40:28Speaker 2: lived there. Every time I went in there, real I
- 40:30Speaker 2: got pulled over. It was my tagging days too, for
- 40:32Speaker 2: they always find spray cansas that but they were looking
- 40:35Speaker 2: for weapons. But every single time in it, like ten times,
- 40:38Speaker 2: every single time got pulled over.
- 40:39Speaker 5: I don't like like like you know how you said,
- 40:41Speaker 5: like your girlfriend's family still lives in the hood, got.
- 40:45Speaker 1: No choice, for that's where they bought the house.
- 40:49Speaker 3: You sell them a fucking house, bro, I don't.
- 40:51Speaker 5: I don't live nowhere in the communities.
- 40:54Speaker 3: You're like that, You're like that.
- 40:56Speaker 2: Because you're you're you're you're like you're you're assimilated to
- 41:00Speaker 2: You're a different generation than like that generation our parents.
- 41:03Speaker 1: Bro.
- 41:04Speaker 3: Change is the scariest ship ever because the last time
- 41:07Speaker 3: they changed homes, they had to cross a fucking border,
- 41:11Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
- 41:11Speaker 2: Like, so you don't think that they're just like if
- 41:14Speaker 2: this is going to be the house, I don't want
- 41:15Speaker 2: to move again, bro, Like the last time I moved.
- 41:17Speaker 3: I gave up everything.
- 41:19Speaker 1: Some people just can't bro' just not making money like.
- 41:22Speaker 2: That, or you got family and then you got kids
- 41:25Speaker 2: and then grandma takes care of the kids. Listen, there's
- 41:28Speaker 2: tons of excuses. I know that's but that's why. That's
- 41:32Speaker 2: why it's called always one that gets out.
- 41:35Speaker 5: Out here from from n I was apartment hiding in
- 41:39Speaker 5: the daytime.
- 41:40Speaker 6: I didn't know where I was going.
- 41:41Speaker 5: L A about to stay on a rampart.
- 41:43Speaker 9: Oh yeah, so waight up, Yeah, I didn't know la high.
- 41:48Speaker 9: He's like, he's like, he's like, it's a new building.
- 41:50Speaker 9: I was like, have you seen the other ones around you?
- 41:52Speaker 9: What I mean, what is the tagging around? You say
- 41:54Speaker 9: it was the police?
- 41:56Speaker 3: It was it was there by by people by where
- 42:00Speaker 3: the MS park is at.
- 42:01Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, yeah bro.
- 42:03Speaker 5: So, like I said, they get you because I was
- 42:05Speaker 5: just looking at apartments. We're now asking because you know,
- 42:07Speaker 5: like I don't want to do my own thing. Came
- 42:09Speaker 5: to a couple of spots on online. I see a
- 42:11Speaker 5: couple of deals. You show up, it's a fucking white
- 42:13Speaker 5: relature and you're in the daytime. It looks nice. And
- 42:17Speaker 5: then I tell you, so I'm like, oh, dog, I'm
- 42:18Speaker 5: about to pull the trigger seventeen hundred. He's like, you
- 42:23Speaker 5: fucking idiot.
- 42:24Speaker 3: Dog.
- 42:24Speaker 5: You're where Philip as spars I used to live and
- 42:28Speaker 5: talks about in the Hood and ship Semon Glendale. So
- 42:32Speaker 5: shout out to your son, because yeah, bro, I was
- 42:35Speaker 5: literally and then I have my pup. I had my
- 42:37Speaker 5: pup and then I have my my my Tahoe. He's
- 42:39Speaker 5: almost like, that's gonna be gone.
- 42:41Speaker 3: Dog's gonna be gone.
- 42:42Speaker 5: Your own English bulldog Alabtaa is gonna be up for rewards.
- 42:47Speaker 2: And that's a real thing. The ransom and dog shiite.
- 42:49Speaker 1: You know you're not ready for the hood when you
- 42:51Speaker 1: call your dog your pup. I got my pup on me.
- 42:55Speaker 1: I pray the President Trump nothing happens to me.
- 43:03Speaker 2: Well he can make it better.
- 43:06Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 43:07Speaker 3: Like you know, the whole deal with you know Rampart, Why.
- 43:10Speaker 2: In La it's like a very like like notorious area
- 43:14Speaker 2: because the whole Training Day movie, that's what that movie
- 43:17Speaker 2: is based out of, because that whole department from the
- 43:20Speaker 2: LAPD was like so fucking corrupt, like just like fucking
- 43:24Speaker 2: running with the gangs, setting up the gangs, being involved
- 43:28Speaker 2: with them, like taking money, doing drugs, like starting fucking beefs,
- 43:32Speaker 2: Like this is a crazy ass fucking division and all
- 43:35Speaker 2: that House of cards came tumbling down one day and
- 43:37Speaker 2: that ship forever scarred. That department, like there's like they're
- 43:41Speaker 2: the reason that like a lot of the fucking cameras
- 43:43Speaker 2: have to be implemented all over fucking people like they
- 43:46Speaker 2: were planting evidence. It was a crazy ass period in LA.
- 43:50Speaker 2: And there was like one cop which is the Alonso,
- 43:52Speaker 2: which is the one who fucking got who was notoriously.
- 43:55Speaker 3: That that movie is based out of them.
- 43:56Speaker 1: I had a running with the LAPD the other day.
- 43:59Speaker 2: Yeah, the day.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Before I left for I flew back never Indian people. Well,
- 44:03Speaker 1: I flew back to LA for a day, right, and
- 44:05Speaker 1: I flew to Edmonton right after. And I was home
- 44:07Speaker 1: for like less than twenty four hours. And I came
- 44:09Speaker 1: back from a show and I was driving home. I
- 44:12Speaker 1: was right beside my house. It was like one o'clock
- 44:14Speaker 1: in the morning, and then I looked at my phone
- 44:18Speaker 1: for a second and I kind.
- 44:19Speaker 3: Of just like swerved a little bit in the lane.
- 44:21Speaker 1: But I was going towards the red light right drink no, no, no, no,
- 44:25Speaker 1: I was I was a little stone though, but my window,
- 44:27Speaker 1: my window was already down, and fucking the black and
- 44:32Speaker 1: white truck van or whatever suv pulls up beside me.
- 44:36Speaker 1: Windows are down, and it looks like two cholos.
- 44:38Speaker 3: Bro like too.
- 44:39Speaker 1: The pussy pulled up on me and they're like and
- 44:43Speaker 1: they're like, they're like, yo, why are you swerving? You've
- 44:46Speaker 1: been drinking. And I'm like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 44:50Speaker 1: just I couldn't say. I was on my phone. I
- 44:51Speaker 1: was like on my alignment, you know. I'm like, I'm like,
- 44:57Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, I drove this. I'm like, I drove
- 44:59Speaker 1: this car in from Canada. You know, my alignment's a
- 45:02Speaker 1: little off. And they're like, yeah, you're a linement a
- 45:05Speaker 1: And then they just pulled forward and I could hear
- 45:07Speaker 1: them making fun of me, being like this motherfucker is
- 45:09Speaker 1: drunk and they're just laughing and ship and then they
- 45:12Speaker 1: just drove off. I wasn't first of all, but they
- 45:15Speaker 1: thought I was and they let me go. You know
- 45:18Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That was crazy, bro.
- 45:20Speaker 2: It had to be crashed.
- 45:21Speaker 1: Yeah, you brother ran into crashing, and crash unit is like.
- 45:24Speaker 2: They deal with bigger problems.
- 45:25Speaker 3: Like gang unit or and where do you have studio city? Right? No,
- 45:29Speaker 3: I'm in North Hollywood.
- 45:30Speaker 1: Yeah, I was coming up Laurel Canyon, Bro, like.
- 45:34Speaker 4: That all that valley area, that's like all those areas
- 45:37Speaker 4: they all getting flocked on, right, you know they've been
- 45:40Speaker 4: that's been the hub, Bro, the whole valley is like,
- 45:41Speaker 4: that's that's where you that's when people houses get broken
- 45:44Speaker 4: into the most ship.
- 45:46Speaker 1: So I was like, man, I can't let me go
- 45:48Speaker 1: without making fun of me. Yeah, they look like two
- 45:52Speaker 1: Tolos shaped.
- 45:53Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, for sure they got They're probably like
- 45:55Speaker 2: low pro was the was they lived like they were
- 45:57Speaker 2: in their twenties.
- 45:59Speaker 1: I don't know they were young though. Yeah.
- 46:01Speaker 3: The truck black and white or wasn't low key it
- 46:03Speaker 3: was black and white.
- 46:04Speaker 2: That's crazy? Would just posted up and did they have
- 46:06Speaker 2: did it have the cherry top? They had the sirens
- 46:08Speaker 2: on top?
- 46:09Speaker 1: I mean I think I was looking right in their eyes.
- 46:12Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't do nothing, don't pull me
- 46:14Speaker 1: over on one second away from my house, dog, my linement.
- 46:18Speaker 5: It worked, Bro, was drunk. You know everybody keeps writing
- 46:22Speaker 5: what happened off set? You got shot?
- 46:25Speaker 3: Crazy?
- 46:25Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 46:26Speaker 2: You think that food just fake? This CARDI b will
- 46:28Speaker 2: be like like, let's fix this now.
- 46:32Speaker 3: Honestly, that food, that food has like that is it
- 46:35Speaker 3: for gambling? I know Dumble kept saying yeah or something.
- 46:38Speaker 2: The home their home, main homie got shot gambling.
- 46:41Speaker 5: But you're out of casino, you're gambling.
- 46:43Speaker 2: The moment he stepped out of the casino, like they
- 46:46Speaker 2: got into a scuffle with like some.
- 46:47Speaker 5: Other food rolling dice.
- 46:50Speaker 3: Uh.
- 46:50Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know if it's just dice, but
- 46:52Speaker 4: like that fools just had a notorious gambling problem and
- 46:55Speaker 4: then that food got shot and beat up outside the casino.
- 46:59Speaker 5: Because I've tried to play with people and it's so
- 47:01Speaker 5: like ghetto where they don't even want to teach you
- 47:03Speaker 5: because they want to rush steal you before you learn,
- 47:05Speaker 5: rob you, Yeah.
- 47:06Speaker 3: Rightly, robbing you because they're not even teaching you.
- 47:08Speaker 5: I literally sat there with my homies and like other
- 47:10Speaker 5: like people, I'm like, yo, they're like rolling dice.
- 47:12Speaker 6: I'm like, teach me.
- 47:12Speaker 5: They're like, noah, you learn, you learn as you go,
- 47:15Speaker 5: and I'm like you rob me and they're like, well
- 47:18Speaker 5: that's the only way.
- 47:19Speaker 1: I was like, what do you mean are you thinking?
- 47:21Speaker 1: Do you think in Mexican? Do you think like Spanish
- 47:25Speaker 1: in your head when you're thinking. Sometimes because because you said,
- 47:29Speaker 1: because you fucking he said like steal you, you know
- 47:32Speaker 1: what I mean. So he's like to steal me. So
- 47:35Speaker 1: it makes me think that you're thinking it's Spanish and
- 47:37Speaker 1: it just comes out I don't know. You're translating on
- 47:39Speaker 1: the fly. That's actually very good. Good for you, dude.
- 47:41Speaker 1: You're smarter than I thought. It's actually where he's working harder.
- 47:45Speaker 1: I thought.
- 47:45Speaker 5: You know how hard it is when your little kid
- 47:50Speaker 5: and you gotta translate for your parents. Broh, like six
- 47:54Speaker 5: and seven and like can you should.
- 47:56Speaker 2: Have been working for the court.
- 47:57Speaker 1: That's cool.
- 47:58Speaker 2: Man, should have been translator make bank. Everything we're saying,
- 48:01Speaker 2: all those translators are sucking. They do make banks for
- 48:04Speaker 2: doing fucking nothing.
- 48:07Speaker 1: Everything we say to.
- 48:08Speaker 2: Him, wait till the AI comes out on the court.
- 48:09Speaker 1: Everything we say to him, he has to translate before
- 48:11Speaker 1: he responds. Do you understand that that job is bro?
- 48:15Speaker 1: That job pays banks. Bron think that ship is gone,
- 48:19Speaker 1: that one.
- 48:21Speaker 3: It's a matter of time to walk and fucking yeah, thanks.
- 48:25Speaker 1: Dog, Bro.
- 48:30Speaker 2: That's a that's a good paying job. Bro, that's gone.
- 48:33Speaker 5: That's gone. Damn that sucks and they're gonna fight for
- 48:35Speaker 5: it though, the thing. They're gonna fight to keep these jobs.
- 48:37Speaker 5: But they're not gonna let robots just take it. Just
- 48:40Speaker 5: a matter of time though the words, Remember what they say,
- 48:44Speaker 5: the pencil is stronger than the sword.
- 48:47Speaker 1: You know, you know, how early, how early in the
- 48:50Speaker 1: show he had to translate that to himself to get
- 48:52Speaker 1: that right.
- 48:53Speaker 2: Ship, how early you said it so slowly? Have you guys,
- 49:00Speaker 2: ever been to a protest?
- 49:02Speaker 5: I don't want to.
- 49:03Speaker 2: You ever been to a protest, like a real, real protest.
- 49:06Speaker 1: I went to the trucker protest in Canada.
- 49:08Speaker 6: Yeah, when they took those fulls bitcoin.
- 49:11Speaker 2: So you guys, you guys are marching through the street and.
- 49:14Speaker 1: They shut down Ottawa. The trucks drove through, punking for
- 49:17Speaker 1: thousands of trucks, shut down the city. They just parked
- 49:19Speaker 1: everywhere in front of Parliament, into the highways, just blocked
- 49:22Speaker 1: off the city. Bro, what's Parliament the White House? No,
- 49:25Speaker 1: Canadian Parliament. It's not a white house, but it's yeah, the.
- 49:30Speaker 2: Prime Minister's house. So your god's house.
- 49:35Speaker 1: Yeah, a god's house. So I had to you're the
- 49:41Speaker 1: one that likes to joke. I don't know, that's crazy. Bro,
- 49:44Speaker 1: that still blows my mind. At one point, like you
- 49:47Speaker 1: could have been your god, could have been Liar.
- 49:49Speaker 2: Clint, I think Obama's president at the time, you had
- 49:51Speaker 2: a black god.
- 49:52Speaker 1: How did it feel?
- 49:53Speaker 5: So you're saying the guy with the little mustache was
- 49:57Speaker 5: a god?
- 49:58Speaker 1: Yeah, got ying, But to some people in Germany he
- 50:01Speaker 1: was arid.
- 50:03Speaker 2: Go hey man, you know what, you know what's wild?
- 50:05Speaker 2: You know what's even a more wild question? You think
- 50:08Speaker 2: what he was doing was wrong?
- 50:10Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what you're talking about.
- 50:13Speaker 10: Shouldn't just anyone see the videos of that foot like
- 50:16Speaker 10: like how friendly that fool was like kids of course,
- 50:20Speaker 10: like like like you see like I'm just like yo.
- 50:24Speaker 5: Yeah there were white kids, bro.
- 50:25Speaker 2: I know.
- 50:27Speaker 3: People Ray said that ship.
- 50:30Speaker 5: Have you seen the video with the Olympics where the
- 50:32Speaker 5: girl tries to kiss them?
- 50:33Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just crazy dog like that and then.
- 50:36Speaker 4: He like he's like on flattery, He's like stop she
- 50:39Speaker 4: tries to go for it again, though, I honestly think
- 50:43Speaker 4: that's just got to be a crazy as time.
- 50:44Speaker 5: He was super drugged out during that time though, right,
- 50:48Speaker 5: that's what they tell us out he was shaking.
- 50:49Speaker 3: No tell us he was on math. They tell us
- 50:51Speaker 3: he was on math.
- 50:52Speaker 5: Maybe he just had sarah palsy. No, no, no, no,
- 50:55Speaker 5: they were trying to control his he was he was
- 50:57Speaker 5: shaking a lot at one point, but they say he
- 50:59Speaker 5: was on that a lot.
- 51:00Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 51:01Speaker 5: But then at one point they were trying to control
- 51:02Speaker 5: shaking so he wouldn't look like he was so sick,
- 51:04Speaker 5: so they were he was always like.
- 51:05Speaker 1: On like do you think he went to Argentina? So
- 51:09Speaker 1: then do you think so?
- 51:10Speaker 3: But you believe that part of the story, but not
- 51:12Speaker 3: the part of the story where they say he killed himself.
- 51:14Speaker 5: Why would he you know what who said? I believe
- 51:18Speaker 5: he killed himself? Why would he kill himself in a punker?
- 51:20Speaker 5: Why would you let everyone.
- 51:21Speaker 1: Else see That's what I'm saying. But that's what I'm saying.
- 51:23Speaker 1: So you don't believe that part of the story. You
- 51:26Speaker 1: believe the part of the story. He was all funked up.
- 51:28Speaker 2: The US President didn't shake the black fool's hand when
- 51:31Speaker 2: that food won, but but Adolph did. Wait wait wait what.
- 51:38Speaker 1: The yeah?
- 51:40Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, yeah, who was running?
- 51:43Speaker 4: Like I guess so I don't know, I don't know
- 51:46Speaker 4: his name, right, but like that, like there's footage of
- 51:48Speaker 4: this supposedly, and the US president like didn't shake his
- 51:52Speaker 4: hand because he's black. Yeah, because he's black, But like
- 51:55Speaker 4: Adolph did Jesse Owens, Yeah, Jesse Owens.
- 51:59Speaker 1: Has any U as president kissed the black baby or like?
- 52:04Speaker 5: Have they?
- 52:04Speaker 1: I don't know, I think so.
- 52:06Speaker 2: I think some of them have.
- 52:07Speaker 1: Bro, is that the question for your gods?
- 52:08Speaker 5: Bro?
- 52:09Speaker 1: Why don't you.
- 52:12Speaker 2: Even if I asked for that my god quote unquote,
- 52:15Speaker 2: I don't even think he'll give it to me.
- 52:16Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like some presidents probably have you
- 52:19Speaker 1: believe that scene files that they were eating babies and
- 52:21Speaker 1: ship they probably I never saw kiss one or two.
- 52:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I guess if I don't see, I
- 52:30Speaker 2: says no. US president and candidates do not exclusively kiss
- 52:33Speaker 2: white babies. The political tradition of baby because he is
- 52:38Speaker 2: a campaign tactic used to project a gentle, relatable image,
- 52:42Speaker 2: and candidates interact with children of various backgrounds during their campaign.
- 52:47Speaker 2: Stop ask chat GBT to find a picture of any
- 52:50Speaker 2: American president holding or kissing.
- 52:53Speaker 1: A black Why would they do that? Though? I'm bro,
- 52:57Speaker 1: that's the wildest photo.
- 52:58Speaker 7: Op can Asian baby, an Armenian baby, anybody but white
- 53:03Speaker 7: Armenians are white like Harry White, but still the Middle Eastern, Like,
- 53:09Speaker 7: is there any anything like that?
- 53:11Speaker 2: Probably not, Like Harry, how.
- 53:13Speaker 5: Many ar meetings are they were around to the.
- 53:16Speaker 3: Whole city's armeniums, the whole city.
- 53:18Speaker 1: It didn't make sense. I got here and then I
- 53:19Speaker 1: was like, oh, Kim Kardashians, Armenian and sense they're in it.
- 53:22Speaker 5: My front neighbor owns a body shop.
- 53:25Speaker 3: They all own the.
- 53:28Speaker 5: Exactly. There's been times where I'll park my fuck when
- 53:32Speaker 5: I had that week ass Honda. Times where I walk,
- 53:35Speaker 5: I would go to my driveway and there'd be a
- 53:36Speaker 5: hand and there'd be a Maserati next to my car,
- 53:39Speaker 5: and then sometimes it'd be a fucking ampire.
- 53:41Speaker 3: Bro.
- 53:42Speaker 5: It would just pull up and be like full ballerble.
- 53:46Speaker 2: But yeah, in the customer's car.
- 53:48Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. He's just driving everybody.
- 53:50Speaker 3: He was just cigarettes there, bro.
- 53:53Speaker 2: He always come over to technical technically if there if
- 53:57Speaker 2: it's a mechanical issue, you can have the car for
- 54:00Speaker 2: a certain amount of miles to make sure the job
- 54:02Speaker 2: was done right.
- 54:04Speaker 3: You hear that mechanic that I know the truck.
- 54:10Speaker 2: You could have drove the car intestiny you had the
- 54:15Speaker 2: brakes cut. Yeah, I was like next time driving for
- 54:19Speaker 2: a while? Yeah, Dog, Hey, dog, fucking mad foods are mad?
- 54:27Speaker 2: On on Tuesday? Dog at the game? Oh yeah, that
- 54:32Speaker 2: was crazy, Dog? And I beat Galaxy last night?
- 54:38Speaker 6: Ray?
- 54:38Speaker 2: How much about you?
- 54:39Speaker 3: And Ray?
- 54:43Speaker 2: Ray put a bed in that's tight.
- 54:47Speaker 5: On? How bad does your team gotta be for you
- 54:49Speaker 5: to bet against them?
- 54:51Speaker 3: Yo?
- 54:55Speaker 1: Yall know he's been Yeah, I know. Are you a
- 54:58Speaker 1: bigger fan of money or your team?
- 55:00Speaker 2: Well, he was a bigger fact to Lucas, and he
- 55:04Speaker 2: knows both teams and he knows who's gonna win.
- 55:06Speaker 1: Here's the thing. The whole team will know that you
- 55:08Speaker 1: bet against them. But but if you bet against him,
- 55:14Speaker 1: you'll win money.
- 55:15Speaker 2: It had to be negative though one hundred dollars probably
- 55:17Speaker 2: paid under one hundred dollars.
- 55:18Speaker 1: It'll be public knowledge that you did it. Would you
- 55:20Speaker 1: still do it? Ah to bet against him?
- 55:25Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I'd rather Like there's been times where I'm like,
- 55:28Speaker 3: I'd rather take the stupid bet, the underdog bet, and
- 55:32Speaker 3: I'm a bet on.
- 55:33Speaker 5: It, and I just was I won't bet. I can't
- 55:35Speaker 5: bet against my team, even if you're right, Like, let's
- 55:38Speaker 5: say my team is gonna play the best team in
- 55:40Speaker 5: the in the World Cup. I'm thinking, never bet against
- 55:43Speaker 5: I don't believe, never better against Mexico unless I know
- 55:46Speaker 5: they're going to wear them because I say, I don't play.
- 55:51Speaker 5: I don't play against my team. There was this one
- 55:53Speaker 5: time where like, dude, there was there was a fight
- 55:55Speaker 5: that was going on and it was a Mexican fighter
- 55:57Speaker 5: versus like I think it was a Filipino fighter something
- 56:00Speaker 5: that it was like my uncle knew it and like
- 56:02Speaker 5: the guy was kicking the Mexican guys asked.
- 56:05Speaker 1: Was a Philipino fighter?
- 56:06Speaker 5: No, no, it was another fighter. It was philipople I
- 56:08Speaker 5: don't really remember. It was a little kid, but my
- 56:10Speaker 5: my uncle knew. I was like a very like I
- 56:12Speaker 5: love Mexican fighters. And the guy was kicking. Like the
- 56:15Speaker 5: guy's asking, He's like, I'll give you twenty bucks just
- 56:17Speaker 5: to root for.
- 56:18Speaker 3: That guy, a little kid, And I was like no, yeah,
- 56:23Speaker 3: because it's just no.
- 56:24Speaker 5: Now, you're just being I just can't loyalty. Loyalty, it's
- 56:27Speaker 5: called it's called being loyal even if it's in your
- 56:29Speaker 5: DNA money. Dude, sometimes you just can't dog.
- 56:32Speaker 2: So you're telling me, you're telling me I can make
- 56:35Speaker 2: money off all the Mexico games. I just got a
- 56:37Speaker 2: bet against them, and even if I lose the bet,
- 56:40Speaker 2: I win so many more that I'm still up.
- 56:44Speaker 5: Possibly, But sometimes I just won't even make the best.
- 56:46Speaker 1: You just love gambling more than your team.
- 56:47Speaker 2: I don't have a team, that's what I even have
- 56:49Speaker 2: a team. Like.
- 56:50Speaker 1: I like sports, but like gambling more sports.
- 56:54Speaker 3: Betting is a whole other thing, bro.
- 56:56Speaker 1: Like you can gamble on so much now you can
- 56:58Speaker 1: make predictions, so it's not even betting anything.
- 57:00Speaker 3: You know, we need to become friends with like fucking
- 57:03Speaker 3: athletes that are coming up.
- 57:05Speaker 1: I start hanging out hurt next week.
- 57:09Speaker 6: About that.
- 57:11Speaker 1: You guys are fucking stupid.
- 57:15Speaker 3: Just you guys are gonna skip college athletes.
- 57:20Speaker 2: I missed it another No, bro, all the fools that
- 57:26Speaker 2: are playing in college, they're at least twenty one, bro,
- 57:28Speaker 2: Like they have to at least.
- 57:29Speaker 3: You can't just play from eighteen unless you're like some
- 57:31Speaker 3: all talent. Bro.
- 57:32Speaker 1: You got at least like fucking tryal for the team.
- 57:34Speaker 4: You go to the stages, go to the stages, and
- 57:36Speaker 4: you start realistically starting like twenty one, and that's like
- 57:39Speaker 4: probably like the right age where you just you want
- 57:41Speaker 4: you want to be like yo, man, just come hang
- 57:43Speaker 4: out man.
- 57:43Speaker 5: Well you sound like mega man.
- 57:45Speaker 6: Mega man one time came in here, and I don't
- 57:47Speaker 6: know if.
- 57:47Speaker 5: He was trying to flex or act like he knew
- 57:49Speaker 5: about sports.
- 57:50Speaker 1: It might be a lie.
- 57:51Speaker 5: I hope it's a lie. He was here saying, oh,
- 57:54Speaker 5: I knew Stephen Curry before he even got drafted.
- 57:57Speaker 6: I used to go to his games.
- 58:00Speaker 5: And then I was like, bro, so you're at the
- 58:01Speaker 5: fucking high school game watching that ship? Do you remember
- 58:04Speaker 5: you said that?
- 58:05Speaker 6: I do not you remember?
- 58:07Speaker 4: I want I want you to pull this clip up
- 58:09Speaker 4: and pull it up. Yeah, because now you just created
- 58:12Speaker 4: a whole nother conspiracy for him.
- 58:15Speaker 3: Who told me he's gonna tell you?
- 58:16Speaker 5: He's like because I think, you know, because his kids,
- 58:20Speaker 5: his kid would go to the school he or it
- 58:21Speaker 5: was his high school that he went to. But even
- 58:23Speaker 5: then I was like, bro, like, still.
- 58:25Speaker 2: You're going to watch another kid, someone else's kid play
- 58:27Speaker 2: type ship.
- 58:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 58:28Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 58:29Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of people like that's a
- 58:30Speaker 1: big thing in America. You guys go to college's.
- 58:33Speaker 2: Weird for for if you're if you're a recruit, it's okay.
- 58:38Speaker 3: Don't don't call in high school in college, don't you guys.
- 58:41Speaker 2: If you're a support sports, better.
- 58:43Speaker 1: Support your you guys, support your team's huge, OK.
- 58:45Speaker 2: But if you're just a regular person doing it, that's
- 58:48Speaker 2: kind of weird. Yeah, Like it's you're you're one hundred
- 58:52Speaker 2: percent right, But most people that are there, like like
- 58:55Speaker 2: I imagine like if he did say something like that,
- 58:57Speaker 2: it's probably.
- 58:57Speaker 3: Because he had a kid there. Like, if you have
- 58:59Speaker 3: a kid there, it's like, for.
- 59:00Speaker 4: Example, if you send your kid to a good school
- 59:02Speaker 4: and your kid goes to fucking school with Boppi's kid
- 59:06Speaker 4: apparently or something like that.
- 59:07Speaker 1: How old is.
- 59:10Speaker 3: He was? Like six or seven? Yeah, I do all
- 59:14Speaker 3: he said.
- 59:14Speaker 5: He was like yeah, and he might have been because
- 59:15Speaker 5: it was at the school, but to me, it's still.
- 59:17Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he was at the same age as him and.
- 59:18Speaker 3: Then has a lot of kids, so yeah, so so
- 59:24Speaker 3: what is it?
- 59:24Speaker 1: Like?
- 59:24Speaker 4: I at every post, I was just like, man, I
- 59:28Speaker 4: was like this was over here. I was like, his
- 59:29Speaker 4: wife's just giving his progression about his wife being pregnant.
- 59:32Speaker 2: And then I saw her at the game the other
- 59:34Speaker 2: day and I was like, it was like at least
- 59:35Speaker 2: four kids, And I was like, damn, but I add
- 59:37Speaker 2: number five.
- 59:38Speaker 3: Huh good.
- 59:42Speaker 5: Paying good not only that, bro, he's probably the best
- 59:46Speaker 5: soccer player on that team except for something, I mean,
- 59:48Speaker 5: getting paid.
- 59:49Speaker 2: Our son is the best soccer player getting paid.
- 59:51Speaker 5: Why is still too I think it's you.
- 59:53Speaker 2: Know that bos hurt his fucking eagle little food, you
- 59:55Speaker 2: know what I mean, like fucking like like because before that,
- 59:59Speaker 2: like you know, left and then then can't wait, like
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: there was no like star right, like everybody was like, yeah,
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: guys over there scoring goals, and yeah, he was the
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: guy all of a sudden, it's ways, you know what
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: I mean, And then like this was just like what
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: the fuck like and again statistically.
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: He's better than you, but that's part of the sport,
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: I know.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: But but like I'm saying, like this was like you
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: were never good at fucking Soccer's I'm saying, like he
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: was the guy before you keep it and I'm like
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: he's a very like he's a prideful guy.
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: But like you can tell bon guys the type of
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: guy that likes to be that dude, he wants to
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: be the face. He wanted to be the vela type
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: of ship.
- 1:00:37Speaker 4: But then it's like you bring like this fish in there,
- 1:00:38Speaker 4: and this was obviously he's a better swimmer, You're just like, fuck,
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: but you're right, like, you.
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: Have no choice. He can't be mad about it.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: He can't do it.
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: He's just like he just has to play better.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: But not everything.
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: Everyone has their chance. Bro, how long did he have
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: his fame or how long was Yeah he ran the
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: team for at least for a year, but after like
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: even even when Carlinos Vela left, like he's still he
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: was running that ship for like two fucking years. Yeah,
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: so you know when your run is done, You know
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: your run is done, fucking Lebron. But other than that,
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: you know it's a team effort. And that's why there's
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: a coach to make those outside decisions that you can't see.
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: Lakers gotta fucking except already that there's Lebron's not gonna
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: be the.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: Next He just wanted to. He just wanted to play
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: with this kid, and that should happened.
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: Houses for.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: This is cool that the first first NBA player to
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: ever play with this kid on the same team.
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. Cool it happened. I'll get out yeah, yeah, and.
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: He could have he could have been also the first
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: Laker player to fucking beat Kobe's records, but he wanted
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: to be the first one to play with his kid.
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: He's not gives a you beat a good pair.
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: He's not Kobe. Kobe's Kobe. But it's just cool.
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: But you think Kobe is alive?
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: No, I think he blew up in that fucking helicopter.
- 1:01:47Speaker 8: Dog.
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: I don't think there's a pictures bro.
- 1:01:49Speaker 5: It's sad. Every great now that great. I regret see him.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: I say some conspiracy parts, it's just scattered.
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: Supposedly they got Yeah.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: I honestly that ship kind of was very disturbing.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: Where I was like, I don't ever want to see
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: again that you just see like like fucking crazy, And
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: I was like, man, why did I click these?
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: I remember sending him there.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: I mean, obviously, poor guy, that's just but I do think, nah,
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: don't try to him it on handful, Like, no, I
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: think he deserved it.
- 1:02:22Speaker 5: No, no, not, I think he deserved it. But I
- 1:02:25Speaker 5: honestly do think if because you guys know what happened, right.
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: He needed to be in l A.
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: He needed and yeah, she needed to leave the traffic.
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: And I'm sure the pilot said we shouldn't drive.
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: Well, it's supposedly he tells you.
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: I'm sure the pilot did say we should drive, we
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: should we should fly.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: It's the air control tower says that ship.
- 1:02:47Speaker 6: Bro.
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: They're not supposed to let you leave because they know
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: the weather.
- 1:02:50Speaker 9: Bro.
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: Somebody in the chat would.
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: And all I'm trying, yeah, And all I'm trying to
- 1:02:54Speaker 5: say is like, not that not that he deserves. I'm saying.
- 1:02:57Speaker 5: I'm trying to say, it's like who no one says
- 1:02:59Speaker 5: no to Kobe. If someone if you're a pilot and
- 1:03:01Speaker 5: you're like, hey, I don't think we should drive. It's
- 1:03:03Speaker 5: a little foggy, and Kobe's like.
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: You could do it.
- 1:03:05Speaker 5: I'm Kobe, like, is that telling you real?
- 1:03:07Speaker 3: You can't smoke?
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: You you don't?
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: Sometimes you say no and if and it's not at.
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: Church and somebody yeah, because dude.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: You gotta accuse the rape. That girl said no, Kobe,
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: didn't you get this missed? I'm sorry, this is why
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: they said Torontald I love Kobe. I was just trying
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: to go for there was someone said no. He said no.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: One says.
- 1:03:38Speaker 5: That destroyed? Hey, but ours? I mean what was very destroyed?
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: What a house of broken windows? Already?
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: Like come on, like what they I don't know what
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: he did?
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: What the baby. It wasn't a plea bargain. What happened
- 1:03:50Speaker 5: between that case? They settled, They settle a lot of court.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: What did you do? What happened?
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: Said a lot of court? Kobe and that girl?
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: He right, O, I said that a four million dollar ring?
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: Yeah, you think when when the people settle out of court,
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: like it's a lot of bread on h and like, no,
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: it has to be.
- 1:04:10Speaker 5: Then if you lose, the lawyers cheaper than if you lose,
- 1:04:13Speaker 5: and losing is a possibility. That's why you're paying for
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: its cheaper than if you lose. And you're paying for
- 1:04:19Speaker 5: it because there's a possibility. They're looking at you and
- 1:04:21Speaker 5: like yo, I know you didn't know it, but like
- 1:04:23Speaker 5: that it's gonna be hard in court, you know what
- 1:04:25Speaker 5: I mean. There's blood on her t shirt?
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: You get hurt at a rave, exaber, you get hurt
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: at the rave right, break your leg? How much you
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: settling out of court for?
- 1:04:36Speaker 5: How much? How much?
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: How much you're settling out of court with isnamia?
- 1:04:40Speaker 5: If it's like the say, like speak.
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: With the guy.
- 1:04:43Speaker 5: Yeah, don't.
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: Don't know, Like how bad.
- 1:04:49Speaker 5: Okay, I get at every event?
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: That dog you're saying starting off there. I said, I'm
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: starting off there. I get to DH, get to DJ
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: at least the main event.
- 1:04:59Speaker 5: What else?
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: If you ask for like ten million, you can just
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: throw your own parties.
- 1:05:03Speaker 5: And to go to them.
- 1:05:06Speaker 3: Bro, I want to fuck you didn't let me finished.
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: You're not gonna be crippled permanently, but you're definitely gonna
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: be fucked.
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: Up for like six months, Like I lost my toe,
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: like six months, like six months. You got the terrible
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: pausing like that.
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: But like because your body's were getting fucking like half
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: your fake you're like two faces.
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: I can't ye like your whole body in that podcast.
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: I mean it would be kind of weird because you'll
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: be like yeah, bro, but I mean like, but you'll
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: be back in six months. But how much are you
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: steadling out of court for it?
- 1:05:40Speaker 5: Sammy? At least like three million?
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: That's kind of low, but I would you know, but
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: you have three millions. If you get the three, I
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: get the three, you get pay what likeree, what five
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: hundred thousand still got for life? Okay?
- 1:05:53Speaker 5: Look, first of all, drinks at the festival, three people
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: you could just buy the bottle.
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: Three people have to get paid with the settlements, the attorney,
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: the doctors and you three million, three million one minute eas.
- 1:06:07Speaker 5: First of all, sister, And it's such a good case
- 1:06:10Speaker 5: for I'm so bad, I don't need a lower I'm like,
- 1:06:13Speaker 5: he's donna settlem but they.
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: Might offer you money before you go to what I'm saying,
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: settling out of court, that's like probably the biggest bag.
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: If it's three meals what you would get in court exaber,
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: I would have been like listen like them or not.
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: They're trying to avoid a record, bro, This goes on
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: the this goes on the record, Like that's why you
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: settle out of court. So you don't even want to
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: deal with this ship like.
- 1:06:34Speaker 5: The homieset bend over hit a predict a po cap
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: predict I call someone that suit a couple of people before.
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: Where's the fight with the chair? What he threw a
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: chair somebody?
- 1:06:47Speaker 4: So the like, here's here's my theory, my conspiracy with
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: what happened to the homies. So the homie used to
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: get all fucked up a lot, right like he used
- 1:06:56Speaker 4: to do like losing like leans and ship and leaning
- 1:06:59Speaker 4: ship had like this comfortable ass fucking like play your
- 1:07:03Speaker 4: ass chair like just like Grandpa chair.
- 1:07:05Speaker 5: Bro like like it could cool your cool down your drink,
- 1:07:08Speaker 5: Like you're.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: Gonna go to sleep in this chair for sure. It's
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: like one of these rocking chairs. But it's like play
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: your ass ship. I guess one day It'siday, and he
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: fucking took some ship like like obviously those kind of
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: like recreational activities put you out. He fell asleep like
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: talk about like almost like a fucking days fool, like
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: a day or two like where.
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: Like he was like an arm and that could cause
- 1:07:32Speaker 3: the circulation.
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: And ship to kind of get cut off, and it
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: sucked up his nerve and then he had to get
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: a canaver fucking surgery. Yeah, and he had to get
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: like not a fake arm, but like he had to
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: get like a cadaver bone and all that stuff.
- 1:07:46Speaker 5: It's like like so you got to think about it.
- 1:07:48Speaker 5: You're so fucked up and leaned down that your arm
- 1:07:52Speaker 5: is in the wrong position and you know how your
- 1:07:53Speaker 5: arm goes. Now, that's your arm telling you move. It's
- 1:07:57Speaker 5: telling you like I got no blood going to this armful,
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: can you move? But he's so.
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't move his arm.
- 1:08:04Speaker 5: That is just his nerve. God damn oh, try to sue.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: He called, he called, he called, he called Rosenberg. He
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: lost the case.
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: Obviously, he tried to sue the chair company. This is
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: when he saw you.
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: It was too comfortable because he socked them with that arm.
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: It didn't hurt.
- 1:08:28Speaker 5: My arm. And the ship was weak.
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: I just kidding, predicted ship.
- 1:08:32Speaker 5: He's so bad to never do it again.
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: Ship.
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: How long was his loss? Yeah, this will come in
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: with the cown in here.
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: Ship.
- 1:08:48Speaker 5: I hope he doesn't watch his because he gets so mad.
- 1:08:53Speaker 4: Definitely, like like I'm glad he like kind of like
- 1:08:56Speaker 4: got like this stuff not stuff together, but like, bro,
- 1:09:00Speaker 4: there was one time his stomach almost exploded.
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: What him, it's just about to spin up.
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: Stach explode? What what did what he drink over drank
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: carbon drink or something.
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: You're gonna say some crazy I don't like it.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: Sounds like he was at the Willie Wonka Factor.
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: How about this is like according to like, it's kind
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: of like low key he got he did get that
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: big this time, so like he according to him, it's
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: just like he said that the doctor said it was
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: because he ate too many pistachios. And I'm like, well
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: what like like so I was like me and this
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: far like how many pistachials did you eat? Though, Like
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: I've been to a baseball game and ship and like.
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: Eating a whole bag of peanuts has happened to me,
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: Like so apparently, like like he had just just so
- 1:09:51Speaker 4: much pistachials that it caused the stomach to get clocked up.
- 1:09:55Speaker 4: He couldn't like like shop, he said, too much popcorn,
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: too yeah, poplar, and so his stomach started to fucking
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: like fucking like eat the opium style fucking kid like
- 1:10:05Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like you know you ever
- 1:10:06Speaker 4: seen those like kids with the fucking stomach and it's
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: all big like.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: You just started to swallow up and he bro he
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: got like fucking like it was about too.
- 1:10:14Speaker 5: It was bad. We felt bad.
- 1:10:16Speaker 3: No, dude, he had to go to the doctor.
- 1:10:17Speaker 5: Like like now I've I've trump done laughing and ship.
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: Like somebody for grain nuts and see he's caused a
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: lot of blow.
- 1:10:25Speaker 5: He was right though. I had to look the ship up.
- 1:10:26Speaker 5: We're laughing, and I looked it up and he's right,
- 1:10:28Speaker 5: like you if you had a lot of pisasal or
- 1:10:30Speaker 5: this type of seeds, it's it's in between your testines.
- 1:10:33Speaker 5: They can like clog that ship up. I know you
- 1:10:35Speaker 5: were laughing too, and.
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: I thought it was all bullshit, But no, I was
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: here literally just staring at you laughing.
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: I got like like, like.
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: Literally this fucking big bro, like to the point when
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: you had to go to the hospital and like.
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: I don't know, you gotta stomach pump.
- 1:10:54Speaker 5: He just had.
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: Yeah, like I don't know what the biggest part in
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: the world.
- 1:10:57Speaker 3: Diet.
- 1:10:58Speaker 5: He's got diet and like, but.
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: No, everyone just needs to literally drink water.
- 1:11:02Speaker 5: Do it for a little bit?
- 1:11:03Speaker 2: Was drinking lean is crazy?
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: Bro?
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: Water makes you hungry. Drink lean that makes you It
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: makes you want to sleep all day and it constipates you.
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: So him being an opioids in general constipates you. So
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: you being on opioids eating like you have munchies all
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: the time. And then those that ship the gas gas.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: I don't like that being got out of sync.
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: That's wild.
- 1:11:27Speaker 5: Should book predict the testimony?
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: Yeah, people gonna think we're lying. You know if you
- 1:11:34Speaker 3: started I being like that, he's just hockey bro, Like
- 1:11:36Speaker 3: he's not. I went through a lot of ship like
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: going through those hospitals.
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: He's like he started trying like.
- 1:11:44Speaker 5: Real this supposed the serious. This was a serious deal.
- 1:11:47Speaker 6: That's how I'm like, he doesn't.
- 1:11:51Speaker 5: That's so hard right now? Bro, it seems like just
- 1:11:53Speaker 5: the Hobie this ship all happened here on this table,
- 1:11:57Speaker 5: on this studio the whole time.
- 1:11:59Speaker 3: Every fucking every every visit, like he came back, something
- 1:12:02Speaker 3: bad kept happening to him, like and I was like, bro,
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: what's going on? Bro?
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: Like that, it was great not to mention, like all
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: the cars that got crashed that ship. Yeah, that goes
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: hand in hand with the lean and and all that too.
- 1:12:15Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: Honestly, I know a lot of foods that used to
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: drink leans that would crash their clans.
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: And because it takes you fucking out, Bro, it's not fun.
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: You have no choice, bro. Yeah, you're like fighting it,
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: roll down the windows, blasting music everything. It's just snarling out.
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: I used to I used to record.
- 1:12:30Speaker 5: I used to produce this podcast. So we used to
- 1:12:34Speaker 5: have a podcast, and then we did it here. At
- 1:12:35Speaker 5: one point we got caught up.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: Like somebody in the chaplo row Oh Make for twenty.
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: Pistachios caused bloating, primarily due to their eye content of
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: fruit tads. Hey type of formidable carbohydrate known as fond
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: maps and fiber, which can cause gas and gastronomical discomfort.
- 1:12:58Speaker 5: Yeah, he was for real, bro, that's crazy, And I
- 1:13:02Speaker 5: like like almonds and all that ship is like, I
- 1:13:05Speaker 5: know you eat that ship to like because it's supposed
- 1:13:06Speaker 5: to be healthy, but like everything else, too much of everything, Yeah,
- 1:13:09Speaker 5: too much.
- 1:13:09Speaker 4: Of everything, okay, But like in the fucking in the
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: in the the diet routine, it says a handful, I said,
- 1:13:15Speaker 4: I was eating thinking this went to Costco and got
- 1:13:19Speaker 4: the don I.
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: Didn't say whose hands, Probably one of those fucking foam hands.
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: I get. The guy got to get the chocolate covered almonds,
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: and I'll eat like a quarter of that fucking thing.
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: And like a night.
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: Almonds you could eat more getting you could eat more. No,
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: you could eat more almonds than you could eat pistachios.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: But the chocolate's bad for you.
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: Yesterday, No, the other day the game, I saw one
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: of those people. Have you ever seen giganticism in person?
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: Like those fools that have ninja turtle feet? Yeah, like
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: the fool I saw one of those.
- 1:13:48Speaker 3: At the end of the game, and I wanted to
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: record him so bad, but he was asking for money.
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: He's just out there with a little cup.
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: But dog should be like, I'll get you five bucks
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: for a picture. Yeah, then you both win.
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: I guess yo. Let me fill your feet. He had
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: like like Ninja turtle fucking feet dog like just webs dog.
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: Goddamn this back in into the studio like like he.
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: Had like fucking web dog, like a fucking full on
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: web And I'm just like.
- 1:14:16Speaker 3: Bro kind of ton clippers them on the podcast.
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: No shoes, no nothing, How do you wear?
- 1:14:24Speaker 3: Make a shoe for this dog?
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: When you get Mickey mout again, like a sandal, like
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: a fi flop or something.
- 1:14:29Speaker 3: I think I want to know who's the manufacturer for this.
- 1:14:34Speaker 3: Somebody's gonna be.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: Custom made.
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: Bro.
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: It's l a. It has to be custom made.
- 1:14:41Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: That would have been cool if he would have been
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: doing the soccer ball thing with the big.
- 1:14:43Speaker 5: Feet like shot shot need to custom shoes.
- 1:14:47Speaker 3: No food, but the food. I used to come out and.
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: Yeah, they used to always be in like what's the
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: other one?
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: Elephantism or what elephant titus?
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: One arm bigger than the other one, it bigger than
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: the other something like that.
- 1:15:03Speaker 5: That's crazy how all these diseases existed before and then
- 1:15:07Speaker 5: some of them they.
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: Just like I thought that was just white people's turn
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: for elegant.
- 1:15:14Speaker 5: You know that that hairy guy they alway used to
- 1:15:17Speaker 5: show Mexico the word wolf looking guy.
- 1:15:18Speaker 6: I mean, it's just a.
- 1:15:21Speaker 5: Yeah, that's just nuts.
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: Well they say that people are hairy or harry because
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: they live in places that have flying But we're talking
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: about the one, the one they used to show like
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: they have them on Francisco.
- 1:15:35Speaker 6: You remember, they don't have that no more on TV.
- 1:15:41Speaker 3: Bro, like the human wolf, the freaks, oh man, like
- 1:15:44Speaker 3: the lobster man.
- 1:15:46Speaker 2: Venice Beach used to have this look at this food dog.
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: Oh god, damn, that's real.
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: That's real, that's real hair.
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: Like like like.
- 1:15:57Speaker 5: You said Francisco prementing Fu though he would be on.
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: All the channels, Bro, he has to shave his fucking face.
- 1:16:04Speaker 5: I think he had His daughter came out like that too.
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: Why is he not a movie star?
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: But people just think he's in black face. He could
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: have been in Harry Potter.
- 1:16:12Speaker 5: I don't think he wants to be in her Harry
- 1:16:14Speaker 5: is face.
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: You know, like he could he could be an X man.
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: Yeah, look like what the like the superpower just being here.
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: We can't do right thing, but he can't do anything
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: that can that can't run fast.
- 1:16:30Speaker 3: This guy like.
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: All shave his face though, like how often does that last?
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: Like that's better than a costume, bro, Like everything else
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: is fucking c G.
- 1:16:40Speaker 5: I what then we.
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: Could book him? No, you can't get Harry Potter. Do
- 1:16:45Speaker 3: you think he wants to come on here?
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: You gotta give him serious dog Fancisco used to be
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: serious talking would be like, oh this.
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: How far into the pot would you ask him? We
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: could touch his face?
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: Like the last fifteen.
- 1:17:01Speaker 3: I mean, I look not for nothing.
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: You can say no, but you know, just just just
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: throwing it out there, any of us.
- 1:17:09Speaker 3: Pet you.
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: You're gonna have. We're gonna have race sneak up behind
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: him with some some clippers and get a little piece
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: of hair.
- 1:17:17Speaker 5: He reminds me of shaves.
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: And you think he uses the monkey now or like.
- 1:17:22Speaker 5: It's like that probably doesn't. He can't. It's probably doesn't.
- 1:17:25Speaker 5: It probably hurts.
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: It doesn't grow like Homer Simpson's beard, for like this
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: ship has to Like if he shaved it off, it's
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: gonna it's like in my shape today, which I did,
- 1:17:31Speaker 2: I know like two days it'll be like.
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: Start going back, like and I have to shave again,
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: so like, I imagine.
- 1:17:36Speaker 5: It's in his eyes, in his eyes, but it's in
- 1:17:40Speaker 5: his eyelids, like all over.
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: Well that's what a dog wherewolf thing is for everywhere.
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: Shave a dog and that foo will take a while
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: for that ship to grow back, but it will grow back.
- 1:17:51Speaker 5: We'll go back.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: So I imagine this, you think for special occasion and
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: just use it all mind bring him I don't think
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: he does it at all.
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: Put up the little midget food that used to be
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: on to a little remember this little brown food that
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: he used to be like.
- 1:18:08Speaker 3: He used to talk all weird.
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: I don't know, but I like.
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: I like this guy so far.
- 1:18:14Speaker 5: Game show type of thing.
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: Get how small is little fool was dog and this
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: fool used to dance to dog his fanny. People used
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: to go would he used start clapping ship? Yeah, this
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: was doing the worm and ship dog min and me
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: got a little this fool his dog.
- 1:18:29Speaker 5: It was a game show.
- 1:18:31Speaker 3: Just kicked the type of ship dog dogs.
- 1:18:37Speaker 2: You could toss that deficult walk on the table dog,
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: I forget to do a backflip on the table.
- 1:18:45Speaker 3: Life. Probably that fool talks funny too, Bro, he talks
- 1:18:48Speaker 3: like a little chick monk.
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: He'd be like, little people have shorter lives too. I've
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: never seen an old midget because I know, like people
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: that are oversized shorter lives.
- 1:19:00Speaker 3: Know, Madge, We've talked about this.
- 1:19:01Speaker 5: Yes, they can.
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: They live a normal life, okay, because you know, like
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: if you're like seven foot and the taller you're kind
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: of life span is shorter. But it doesn't work that
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: way for short people.
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: The smaller you are, the longer you live.
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: Hopefully I got good odds there. Yeah, most individuals live long,
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: but like roughly, but roughly though. If it does affect
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: their lifespan, it's they.
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: Live ten years less, so like they'll probably die like
- 1:19:25Speaker 4: seventy sixty. See, that's why you don't see like like
- 1:19:29Speaker 4: like if you go to like a retirement home, you
- 1:19:31Speaker 4: never see a midget in here.
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: Checked out already, that's true.
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: A couple of minutes, short, little lifespan, little people, anybody.
- 1:19:47Speaker 3: Can make a midget though.
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: That's there's no more midget jokes in the comedy world.
- 1:19:50Speaker 5: Huh, what do you mean?
- 1:19:51Speaker 3: People don't call them midget no more.
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: That's a sad part, bro, Like it's when did they
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: start fucking this didn't act like they like, you know,
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: these will act like it's like you're saying, like a
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: word to a black person. Come, that's kind of changing,
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: like that is it? I don't know that's how they
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: act nowadays because they do correctly, that's.
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: How they feel.
- 1:20:11Speaker 3: Like, well, that sounds like like you know what I mean,
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: Like that doesn't sound nearly as bad as like.
- 1:20:15Speaker 11: You in word, I think it's insulting when you say
- 1:20:19Speaker 11: what it doesn't It doesn't You're very right, But to
- 1:20:24Speaker 11: physically here too is kind of like because I.
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: Know, because I me, it can be any race, you
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: know what I mean? And so to be an word
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: and word you're attacking one race. You know, imagine somebody
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: makes a new term major it's a racial term versus
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: a fucking uh term against fucking people, you know what
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: I mean. Man, they're both people, yeah, but like one's
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: racial and one is just about how how what kind
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: of thing they have? The thing they're going through? You
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
- 1:20:57Speaker 5: Where's the.
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: Necessarily California, You guys gotta come out more man, Like,
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: there's only like two with the comedy store that they
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: see there's a gathering where the fuck is like, where's Yeah,
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: where's the gathering of the juggles.
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: But like for midgets, they got they gotta have conventions.
- 1:21:13Speaker 5: You don't think they have conventions. They have all that ship.
- 1:21:15Speaker 5: They have it for fat people that have the har
- 1:21:19Speaker 5: their boost three. You know, there's some people that.
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: You know, there's there's a fucking movie Dog. It's like
- 1:21:26Speaker 2: a trip, right, it's Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey falls in
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: love with a midget, right, and like the whole premises
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: of this fucking romance, Dog is the fucking Matthew McConaughey's
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: fucking family.
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: Is like, you can't marry your midget.
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: They're not like us.
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: And it's like a whole fucking glove story.
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: Dogs.
- 1:21:47Speaker 3: Yes, hot, I mean I don't remember. I don't remember, Bro.
- 1:21:52Speaker 3: There was so many midgets on the fucking cast. Bro.
- 1:21:55Speaker 3: But the one he's gonna marry, she's in the track.
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: She wasn't like that midgety looking though, Okay boobs, Yeah,
- 1:22:02Speaker 2: she has some tids.
- 1:22:03Speaker 3: Me look at this who is it called tiptoes?
- 1:22:06Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: Because you got a comedy, it sounds like a comedy.
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: It's not a comedy.
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: It's it's story.
- 1:22:16Speaker 3: It's a rom com.
- 1:22:17Speaker 5: It's called Tiptoes.
- 1:22:20Speaker 6: And uh yeah, I know him. He's he's fucking he's
- 1:22:24Speaker 6: one of the best.
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: There's a lot, there's a lot of midget great.
- 1:22:27Speaker 6: Character of Thrones. No, he's a great actress. No, he
- 1:22:32Speaker 6: deserves it.
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: What's this?
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: Girls, The midges that paved the way for this food run,
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: all the all the fools of os midges that died
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: in the production.
- 1:22:46Speaker 3: Shout out to them.
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: That little midget inside the e t fucking costume, shout
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: out to him, the fucking midget. There was a guy
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: inside the the midget inside the Chucky costume.
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: Shout out to him.
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: There's no midget on here, Chucky. What happened to Chucky?
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: What happened to horror? I don't really watch horror film.
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: I like the New Chunky series, right up to the
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: point where I was just like, how is the fucking
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: character who owns the Chucky Nothing nothing against the gays,
- 1:23:12Speaker 2: but how is he gay? Like Chucky was so like
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: such a like like he just like he said, the
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: fucking effort so fucking much, and it's just like I
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: would feel like the guy that owns him. I feel
- 1:23:23Speaker 2: like the old Chucky would have been like you freaking
- 1:23:25Speaker 2: aff for it, and he would have stabbed him in.
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: To sleep like the original Chuncky was fucking sick man if.
- 1:23:30Speaker 4: It was savage dog like he was doing all and
- 1:23:32Speaker 4: then they fucking made him all soft. He's helping the
- 1:23:34Speaker 4: gay kid out.
- 1:23:35Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:23:36Speaker 5: I'm like, well, you know that the spirit that was
- 1:23:41Speaker 5: in Chucky was actually like a pedal, right, a pedal.
- 1:23:44Speaker 6: Yeah, it's weird that they made him into like this.
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: How do you know that he was a pedal?
- 1:23:50Speaker 5: He went little kids toy, Oh that little weird how
- 1:23:56Speaker 5: he was.
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: Just trying to kill him and like to break them.
- 1:24:00Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean, Like I would imagine,
- 1:24:02Speaker 4: don't you think that he would like why would he
- 1:24:04Speaker 4: go through such a struggle to try to become a
- 1:24:07Speaker 4: mass murdering doll as compared to you think it would
- 1:24:10Speaker 4: have been easier for that food to fucking diddle the
- 1:24:11Speaker 4: kid and that what have just been that food did
- 1:24:13Speaker 4: have a fucking active sex drier, but she fucked the
- 1:24:17Speaker 4: girl doll bro like he was sucking everything though, like dolls, walls, toys, right, Yeah.
- 1:24:29Speaker 3: I don't know, Like you don't think he never tried
- 1:24:31Speaker 3: to like grape the kid. He's trying to grape everything else,
- 1:24:34Speaker 3: but he never grapped the kid.
- 1:24:35Speaker 5: I don't really I don't really want to make it
- 1:24:36Speaker 5: a long kid. They try to make it too serious.
- 1:24:38Speaker 3: Like well, he was already doing everything else. He really
- 1:24:42Speaker 3: wanted to break the kid. He could have done it.
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: If you're killing somebody, I went to play the past,
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: like the fuck up.
- 1:24:48Speaker 5: It's just like you would have the dolls on, how
- 1:24:51Speaker 5: is it going to do that?
- 1:24:52Speaker 3: He had a baby, he had a knife, that could
- 1:24:57Speaker 3: have been like big al Yeah, he wanted their soul.
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: What about Leprechaun on Elm Street or was that what
- 1:25:05Speaker 2: was that called Lepracaun in the hood?
- 1:25:07Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, you know what was the you
- 1:25:10Speaker 5: know what?
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: What what story or what horror movie had a real
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: fucked up creation behind it, And that fool actually got
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: convicted of doing some fucked up ship like that the
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: folk who made.
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: Jeepers Creepers if that's like yeah, it's a crazy way.
- 1:25:22Speaker 4: That fool fucking was not only backed by Roman Polanski
- 1:25:26Speaker 4: dog like that fool was like literally he used to
- 1:25:28Speaker 4: meet up with that for a lot. Uh, Like that
- 1:25:31Speaker 4: fucking crazy director that made all these like crazy perverative movies.
- 1:25:34Speaker 4: And and this fool got the folk who made Keepers
- 1:25:37Speaker 4: Creepers actually got convicted and did like did like nine
- 1:25:40Speaker 4: did als.
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: Well, oh yeah, he also did powder.
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: What is it?
- 1:25:44Speaker 4: He got convicted of actually graping somebody that was thirteen
- 1:25:47Speaker 4: or or like fourteen or something like that, went to court,
- 1:25:50Speaker 4: did nine months or something like that, like something like that,
- 1:25:53Speaker 4: and then went.
- 1:25:53Speaker 2: Back and then created Jeepers Creepers. And then when you
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: fucking look look at the premise of Jeepers Creepers, how
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: come the monster only goes after the teenage boys? There
- 1:26:05Speaker 2: was he had he had girl skin too in there,
- 1:26:08Speaker 2: but like for the premises of it, like that he's
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: going it was it was a high school but it
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: was a high school bus Like yeah, bro, like it don't.
- 1:26:18Speaker 5: I mean, I don't remember, I don't remember just being boys,
- 1:26:20Speaker 5: but you're right, it just was boys.
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: And after that he still got booked to go do
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: uh what is it a powder?
- 1:26:28Speaker 2: After they still knew about his conviction with like which
- 1:26:31Speaker 2: actually when the court you can look this up, and
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: that Foo got backed up by sucking all these like
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: other famous fucking.
- 1:26:36Speaker 5: But since when has Hollywood cared about your fucking past
- 1:26:40Speaker 5: allegations or your past.
- 1:26:42Speaker 2: But I'm just saying you was you was throwing dirt.
- 1:26:44Speaker 5: I'm just saying you have the best.
- 1:26:45Speaker 3: He was throwing dirt on Chucky's name, and I'm over here.
- 1:26:48Speaker 3: I was like, we should be talking about jeepers, creepers,
- 1:26:50Speaker 3: that fine has paperwork.
- 1:26:51Speaker 2: Honestly, that movie is one of the movies that I
- 1:26:54Speaker 2: don't watch horror fields. That ship was a scary one
- 1:26:56Speaker 2: for me. Screepers, it's a bug, you know, the ring the.
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: Girl that came out of the TV. I was like
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: when when that came out?
- 1:27:05Speaker 3: And that was fucking that freaked the sh out of me.
- 1:27:08Speaker 2: I remember, like I think sixth grade or something like that,
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: Like somebody purposely pushed over the TV, like you know,
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: you used to have a TV's on the wheel. Somebody
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: just pushed that ship over in school and I was like,
- 1:27:21Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, like that's a big TV too, Yeah,
- 1:27:24Speaker 2: they push it over, Like he was like.
- 1:27:26Speaker 4: No, we put the real the film in there. I'm like,
- 1:27:29Speaker 4: but you did this ship when the teacher's in there.
- 1:27:32Speaker 5: It's just stupid.
- 1:27:33Speaker 3: In a bungalow too.
- 1:27:35Speaker 4: They had to sweep that ship up in the middle
- 1:27:38Speaker 4: of class a camera phone dog that would.
- 1:27:40Speaker 3: Have been right there.
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: Like he what's a bungalow? Is that a portable?
- 1:27:43Speaker 3: Same thing?
- 1:27:44Speaker 2: Bungalow means your schools poor portable building a new building.
- 1:27:49Speaker 2: It just added a single classroom.
- 1:27:51Speaker 5: I know you had a weird fucking high school or
- 1:27:54Speaker 5: middle school. Yeah, it was like a weird fucking school.
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: You you had a K through twelve?
- 1:27:57Speaker 3: Yea, I only went there from six to twelve.
- 1:28:00Speaker 5: Yeah, did you guys have because me and Chili fucking
- 1:28:02Speaker 5: went over this? Did you guys have? The Gate Program?
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: About the gay program?
- 1:28:06Speaker 5: Gate Program? Were you in it?
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: Like the Canada is called the Gay Program?
- 1:28:09Speaker 5: You in it?
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: He's talk about when he leads into the frequent, the
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: frequencies and make you drink some ship.
- 1:28:15Speaker 5: I never drank the pink drink. I don't think I
- 1:28:17Speaker 5: was smart enough.
- 1:28:17Speaker 3: Like I think the po the pink drink.
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: Pink drink is like the like that's the that's the
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: quote on quote stuff they gave to the smart foods, right.
- 1:28:23Speaker 6: So I saw them explained to them.
- 1:28:24Speaker 5: So the Gate Program was like in the like nineties,
- 1:28:27Speaker 5: in the late like in the early two thousands. They
- 1:28:29Speaker 5: would go to your school and there was this was
- 1:28:32Speaker 5: for every kid. They would you would sit in like
- 1:28:34Speaker 5: a van and they would give you these headphones and
- 1:28:36Speaker 5: they would tell you that you would hear these frequencies.
- 1:28:38Speaker 5: And it's supposed to be to find out if you
- 1:28:40Speaker 5: had good hearing or bad hearings. It's when the government
- 1:28:43Speaker 5: give a fuck about your hearing. They don't give about
- 1:28:44Speaker 5: your hearing. I think there's a little like mk L
- 1:28:48Speaker 5: rabbit Hole where we think they were trying to figure
- 1:28:49Speaker 5: out like psychic abilities from these kids because then yeah,
- 1:28:52Speaker 5: gifts and then they would like separate the kids, and
- 1:28:55Speaker 5: then some kids got separated. I was like tiler in English.
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: I wasn't even considerate frequency.
- 1:29:02Speaker 5: Frequencies. Yeah, they just played the noise that so so
- 1:29:11Speaker 5: they move these kids over and like now all these
- 1:29:14Speaker 5: kids are talking about it, like I remember being there
- 1:29:15Speaker 5: and it was weird, Like they made these full stake
- 1:29:17Speaker 5: like we'd tests, and they had this pink drink that
- 1:29:19Speaker 5: only they drink, and a lot of the kids can
- 1:29:21Speaker 5: claim that they like have this memory at the mall, it's.
- 1:29:25Speaker 3: All these kids like chili c.
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: Yeah, they have pink drink.
- 1:29:29Speaker 5: We don't know that's the thing, and then like you
- 1:29:32Speaker 5: look into it and they just the memory in them
- 1:29:34Speaker 5: all about So all these kids are saying back rooms, yeah,
- 1:29:37Speaker 5: back rooms, yeah where they just have these kids.
- 1:29:40Speaker 2: Bathrooms freak me out, though, bro honestly, like listen.
- 1:29:43Speaker 5: Out, like yeah, like.
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: Yeah, like mall bathrooms, no backroom, back room.
- 1:29:49Speaker 5: Like an empty office places you have, it's.
- 1:29:52Speaker 4: Not necessarily an empty try to look up and see
- 1:29:54Speaker 4: like what backrooms are so you can YouTube. But like
- 1:29:57Speaker 4: literally it's kind of like what you everybody's thought about this,
- 1:30:01Speaker 4: Like I remember I used to think about this when
- 1:30:02Speaker 4: I was like you remember that game where it was
- 1:30:05Speaker 4: like amaze and then like this fucking happy face will
- 1:30:07Speaker 4: come out of nowhere or like random ship would just
- 1:30:09Speaker 4: come in amaze and then you have to like, oh
- 1:30:10Speaker 4: shit to turn around.
- 1:30:12Speaker 2: It used to be like a screensaver. Oh okay, okay,
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: I know the screensaver one.
- 1:30:16Speaker 4: It's it's like, you know, that's kind of like what
- 1:30:18Speaker 4: the backers are, but like office office kind of and
- 1:30:20Speaker 4: it's just like it seems like it's no escape and
- 1:30:22Speaker 4: it's just.
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: Very it's like purgatory ish. I kind of I know
- 1:30:26Speaker 2: exactly what we talk about dog, I have.
- 1:30:28Speaker 5: These dreams, these kids claim a bunch of these kids
- 1:30:30Speaker 5: that were into them, they're like on Reddit and now
- 1:30:32Speaker 5: they're like talking to each other like were you and gay?
- 1:30:33Speaker 6: Were you and gay?
- 1:30:34Speaker 5: Were you and gay? And they're all gay? They're all
- 1:30:35Speaker 5: at gbt Q. I'm just kidding, but are they?
- 1:30:38Speaker 2: It just sounds like you said, it sounds yeah, but no.
- 1:30:41Speaker 5: But for all it's like Chili's in on it. Chili,
- 1:30:44Speaker 5: she was in the program. She was in the program,
- 1:30:45Speaker 5: and she can ask the project. She literally says she
- 1:30:48Speaker 5: can like move on her dreams, like and she like
- 1:30:50Speaker 5: sometimes you know what sleep paralysis is? You know what
- 1:30:53Speaker 5: that is? Right, she says, she gets out a lot
- 1:30:54Speaker 5: and all these kids get it. And if she still
- 1:30:56Speaker 5: draw flyers in the dream she was, she's working at right.
- 1:30:59Speaker 2: It walking around this door chasing people down.
- 1:31:05Speaker 3: You can't take that.
- 1:31:06Speaker 5: Backrooms is a fucking rider is a boyfriend. But no,
- 1:31:11Speaker 5: but it's a trip. I was gonna ask you, was
- 1:31:12Speaker 5: there any program like that in Canada? Like any type
- 1:31:15Speaker 5: of program or you guys, not that I know, I'm not.
- 1:31:18Speaker 6: The government don't do that ship to you guys.
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, for sure they do, but we probably our
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: population is also like, yo, there's more people in California
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: than all of Canada, you know, so like.
- 1:31:29Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so, that's but that's what I mean. So
- 1:31:31Speaker 3: like there's a lot less people, So a lot.
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: Of people go missing in Canada, Native Americans, I mean, yeah,
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: a little bit of everybody. It's easy to get rid
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: of somebody in Canada if you drive north enough. But
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: I feel like California too.
- 1:31:45Speaker 5: If you go easy to say, because you're soul, right, if.
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: You drive deep enough into California, there's like it becomes
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: kind of lawless, bro, even into the mountain.
- 1:31:54Speaker 4: It don't matter if like what if like if you
- 1:31:56Speaker 4: drive into any forest in California, let me tell you
- 1:31:58Speaker 4: that there's gonna be a homeless not too.
- 1:32:00Speaker 5: Far are some fucking deepy bitch trying to fucking there's.
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: Not some small some fucking like bro, there's weird, but
- 1:32:06Speaker 1: there's not small towns with like one sheriff or whatever.
- 1:32:09Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean, And you go, you're right,
- 1:32:12Speaker 2: you go, you go.
- 1:32:13Speaker 5: It's cold.
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: Yeah, eventually you're in the middle of nowhere, nowhere.
- 1:32:16Speaker 5: There's no more roads, there's nothing, no one, no more roads.
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: Have you been up that North in Canada. I've gotten
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: all the way across North but I haven't gone into
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: the Northwest territories. But what's Northwest territories? Like where Alaska
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: is and ship Oh you can actually drive to Alaska
- 1:32:29Speaker 1: from Oh yeah, yeah, come on, I don't know what's
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: connected to.
- 1:32:33Speaker 2: There's AKA highways water in between Canada is Alaska Highway.
- 1:32:37Speaker 1: That's what it's called.
- 1:32:38Speaker 2: Yeah, does it go over the water.
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: It's all connected. You can drive through. There's parts that
- 1:32:44Speaker 1: you have to like make what I just heard ice
- 1:32:47Speaker 1: to stick enough, But yeah, it's all connected. It's connected
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: to Canada. You know, you guys bought it from Canada
- 1:32:53Speaker 1: for twelve thousand dollars.
- 1:32:54Speaker 5: Yeah, do you know?
- 1:32:54Speaker 2: We know we buy it for the low.
- 1:32:56Speaker 5: But you know, at one point fucking Alaska was and
- 1:33:00Speaker 5: that did to fucking Russia from Alaska.
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: You know why you bought Alaska because if you go
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: to Alaska, at the edge of it, you can see
- 1:33:06Speaker 1: the edge of Russia. That's how close Russia actually is.
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: But that's how close they actually are. People think Russia
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: so far, they're right there.
- 1:33:13Speaker 5: Sometimes like people gonna stop listening when you guys sound
- 1:33:15Speaker 5: this dumb.
- 1:33:16Speaker 2: I didn't know I thought it was fucking water involve.
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: If you look at a map, I would stop listening.
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: Fucking live in America, Xavier.
- 1:33:24Speaker 3: Alaska is America, you know today Alaska Highway. No, it's
- 1:33:29Speaker 3: part of America.
- 1:33:29Speaker 5: It's a territory. It's not even a territory. It's a
- 1:33:32Speaker 5: fifty state. It's a forty nine.
- 1:33:35Speaker 2: It's a territory. It's not of state.
- 1:33:37Speaker 5: Alaska, the state Alaska, the state.
- 1:33:39Speaker 6: Now it's not a state.
- 1:33:41Speaker 2: Because they would have added as stars. They would have
- 1:33:42Speaker 2: added stars for Alaska and Hawaii.
- 1:33:45Speaker 5: Even though it might not be a state, but it's
- 1:33:46Speaker 5: still part of the territory. You should still know it.
- 1:33:48Speaker 2: I think I know Alaska has that's it.
- 1:33:55Speaker 3: Everybey.
- 1:33:55Speaker 2: Donald Trump was throwing the toilet papers Hurricans.
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: Someone just burned down a big mother favorite factory.
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: I remember when we.
- 1:34:03Speaker 3: Got Yeah, they said fire he's in the video.
- 1:34:06Speaker 5: Yo, no, no, no, stop.
- 1:34:08Speaker 3: No. Alaska's a state. No no, no, no, no, it's
- 1:34:11Speaker 3: a fact. It's a fuck. It's a forty yeah, forty
- 1:34:15Speaker 3: nine state.
- 1:34:15Speaker 2: Hawaii is a fifty forty nine fifty it's the forty
- 1:34:18Speaker 2: nine style.
- 1:34:19Speaker 3: Yeah, it has to be.
- 1:34:20Speaker 5: Fro come on.
- 1:34:21Speaker 3: I almost I almost doubted myself.
- 1:34:23Speaker 5: No, No, of course, Alaska's the state, the only thing
- 1:34:26Speaker 5: and only territory.
- 1:34:27Speaker 3: I'm glad you would pass the citizenship test. Let's go.
- 1:34:32Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably the only reason why you know that,
- 1:34:36Speaker 2: to us, to everybody else who is here, rightfully, we
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: don't care if we get it right a wrong.
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: I'm still learning my American Uh, you.
- 1:34:45Speaker 5: Know all your your all your territories in Canada.
- 1:34:48Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
- 1:34:49Speaker 1: There's only that nine nine.
- 1:34:51Speaker 5: Yeah, you know the rest of it is snow.
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: There's just so it's so big. You know in Ontario
- 1:34:56Speaker 1: where where Toronto is that whole thing? If you just
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: drove across said, it would take you twenty four hours
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: and you'd still be inside of Ontario.
- 1:35:03Speaker 3: That's how big it is.
- 1:35:05Speaker 2: God damn to driving at west speed though.
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: Driving on the highway, just driving up north towards fucking
- 1:35:12Speaker 1: like Vancouver, it would take you like twenty three hours
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: to get sixty five an hour. Yeah about you remember
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: that mansion we did comedy at and Canada. I wasn't
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: there for that show.
- 1:35:21Speaker 2: Oh that's right, you were not there, But damn, I
- 1:35:23Speaker 2: wonder what happened to that mansion?
- 1:35:24Speaker 5: Sure?
- 1:35:25Speaker 6: Probably not there.
- 1:35:25Speaker 3: No, more.
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: Probably gotta get.
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: Routes on the pod. I know, man, he do you
- 1:35:28Speaker 1: know what's crazy about Rouss? He always fucking calls me
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: when I'm fucking like on the show.
- 1:35:34Speaker 2: He never failed.
- 1:35:35Speaker 3: He's one of those people. It's just like I'm either
- 1:35:37Speaker 3: on the Green Thumb.
- 1:35:38Speaker 1: Show or on this and I'm just like, bro, you
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: want to put him live?
- 1:35:41Speaker 2: I heard you were taking it. It's not watching this
- 1:35:44Speaker 2: like it's this fucking internal buzzard is like, I know
- 1:35:47Speaker 2: he's doing something.
- 1:35:50Speaker 5: You know, there's a because I was watching this fucking
- 1:35:53Speaker 5: super show. You know how you're watching Netflix and then
- 1:35:55Speaker 5: it ends and then I'll start playing some other bullshit.
- 1:35:57Speaker 5: For some reason, they don't take that. Yeah, so puints you.
- 1:36:01Speaker 5: I started playing uh selling uh selling Beverly Hills or
- 1:36:05Speaker 5: something like that, and I was hearing it for a
- 1:36:07Speaker 5: couple of seconds. I was really I was like, the
- 1:36:09Speaker 5: fuck am I watching about of drama but like a failure.
- 1:36:12Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:36:12Speaker 5: But in between that, Bro, I found out that there's
- 1:36:14Speaker 5: a mansion tax because they were talking and they're like,
- 1:36:17Speaker 5: don't forget to add the mansion tax.
- 1:36:19Speaker 3: And I was like, wait, what on top of playing
- 1:36:21Speaker 3: the forty three and it's like too bad.
- 1:36:23Speaker 1: A property tax is the same thing as a property.
- 1:36:25Speaker 5: It's on top of property tax. Bro, it's a mansion tax.
- 1:36:29Speaker 5: And to me, it's like what becomes a mansion?
- 1:36:31Speaker 3: Is it?
- 1:36:31Speaker 5: How big it is?
- 1:36:32Speaker 2: Is?
- 1:36:32Speaker 5: How much it costs?
- 1:36:33Speaker 6: How many rooms does it have? How many bathrooms?
- 1:36:35Speaker 3: Like?
- 1:36:35Speaker 7: What?
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: What's at what point does a house become a man?
- 1:36:38Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:36:38Speaker 5: That's mine because I was like, well, what if this
- 1:36:39Speaker 5: is just a normal house to me? What if you're
- 1:36:40Speaker 5: a king and that has a really really big mansion.
- 1:36:42Speaker 6: Now you're like, no, this is just my little house.
- 1:36:46Speaker 5: It was just crazy to hear mansion tax. And I
- 1:36:47Speaker 5: guess it's only an l A thing because I had
- 1:36:50Speaker 5: I looked it up and I was like, dude.
- 1:36:51Speaker 2: Bro, a lot of taxes that we experience here are
- 1:36:54Speaker 2: only in l A thing. I was like, I really
- 1:36:57Speaker 2: can drive three hours and a half and see how
- 1:37:00Speaker 2: much happier people are living in Henderson.
- 1:37:01Speaker 5: I'll tell you. I'll tell you how much I pumped gas.
- 1:37:04Speaker 5: I wanted to have my little gas container that I
- 1:37:06Speaker 5: have for dirt bike riding, like I should have brought it.
- 1:37:08Speaker 5: He was like, I should have filled up my bet
- 1:37:17Speaker 5: I filled up the betting. Just gas.
- 1:37:20Speaker 2: You got a trash bag.
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: Some people are some people storing gas because it's sucking
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: the store.
- 1:37:25Speaker 5: Gas gus, how's yeah, I guess how's the lifetime? Yeah,
- 1:37:28Speaker 5: sugar better if you can it longer.
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: Yeah, gas turns into sugar. It builds sugar clumps and
- 1:37:35Speaker 2: you can have it.
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: Can smoke good.
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: Sort to Actually, all right now, people in the chat room,
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: we're gonna get into the chat room. I mean we're
- 1:37:43Speaker 2: gonna get it into the super chats shortly. I do
- 1:37:45Speaker 2: want you guys to hey, man, there's gonna be two winners.
- 1:37:48Speaker 2: You're getting away four tickets for that.
- 1:37:50Speaker 3: We don't smoke.
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- 1:37:57Speaker 4: the really big room, the room you you want to
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- 1:38:34Speaker 2: you're listening like on YouTube, get your tickets. If you
- 1:38:37Speaker 2: invite somebody or gwndy's tickets and give it to them,
- 1:38:40Speaker 2: because look, I'll tell you right now, we're giving away
- 1:38:42Speaker 2: one of one Matt Robertson piece that he made with
- 1:38:44Speaker 2: Comedy Store Edition. This is a beautiful piece. I kind
- 1:38:46Speaker 2: of want it, Lokey. I also got I don't know,
- 1:38:49Speaker 2: I'm like twenty five to thirty bongs and rigs that
- 1:38:52Speaker 2: I'm gonna be giving away like old dead Stock, doctor
- 1:38:55Speaker 2: Green Thumb, brand new rigs, all hooked up. Every single
- 1:38:58Speaker 2: one of those is gonna come with a little something
- 1:38:59Speaker 2: so you can use it. How about that, bro, So
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- 1:39:11Speaker 4: get over two hundred people in attendance, I'll get the
- 1:39:14Speaker 4: fucking electric guitar signed by step.
- 1:39:16Speaker 2: Tone and we'll raffle it off to one lucky person.
- 1:39:21Speaker 3: You guy's got to get two hundred fucking people in there, bro,
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- 1:39:36Speaker 1: If I wear the microphone or trade zone.
- 1:39:39Speaker 3: Behold, I wanted to so I might trade you.
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: You guys remember that show fucking pit my ride? Yeah,
- 1:39:46Speaker 2: you know a lot of those people that won or
- 1:39:48Speaker 2: that got that, they ended up selling their car because
- 1:39:50Speaker 2: they couldn't afford to and they only fixed the outside
- 1:39:53Speaker 2: of it. And man, this car is sick.
- 1:39:55Speaker 4: But like, I don't know what to do with the
- 1:39:56Speaker 4: air betting that ride in that car sold. I mean,
- 1:39:59Speaker 4: that fucking show so bad, You're like, man, pimp is
- 1:40:01Speaker 4: nineteen ninety four tours.
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: Probably sell the shit on the car for more than
- 1:40:07Speaker 1: it's fucking worth.
- 1:40:07Speaker 2: Oh yeah, after market parts eBay, dog? Oh yeah, straight up,
- 1:40:12Speaker 2: dog shout out to eBay.
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: By the way, man, you guys, are you know I
- 1:40:15Speaker 1: started seeing commercials or whatnot?
- 1:40:17Speaker 4: Oh yeah, dude, it's fucking big. Oh speaking of whatnot,
- 1:40:19Speaker 4: you guys heard be Real talking about what is it?
- 1:40:22Speaker 5: Uh.
- 1:40:22Speaker 2: He made a recent move from his house, right, but
- 1:40:25Speaker 2: he has a lot of stuff he had to get
- 1:40:26Speaker 2: rid of. Guess who got that stuff? Dog?
- 1:40:29Speaker 4: So all them fucking Cypress Hill Tour shirts, there's some
- 1:40:32Speaker 4: profits and rage jackets that ship.
- 1:40:34Speaker 2: That band's not even a round no more. Dog, there's
- 1:40:36Speaker 2: some fucking born and raised in La, born and raised La.
- 1:40:40Speaker 4: Fucking shirts that like literally are fucking so fire Like.
- 1:40:44Speaker 4: I want to keep some of them, but I also
- 1:40:46Speaker 4: want to keep some money. So make sure you guys
- 1:40:48Speaker 4: fucking up, you guys follow me on whatnot and stay
- 1:40:51Speaker 4: tuned because be Real gave me like a lot of
- 1:40:53Speaker 4: his stuff to sell, and it's a lot of exclusive stuff.
- 1:40:56Speaker 2: If you're an extra large size large.
- 1:40:59Speaker 3: Like there's so much cool ship.
- 1:41:01Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, dog, it's crazy. I was like, I
- 1:41:04Speaker 2: was like, looky, you know, Be's not like the type
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: to like be like to do it with like the flex.
- 1:41:09Speaker 4: But I was like, damn, that's just like is that
- 1:41:10Speaker 4: what Russell Peters does? And other rich people they just
- 1:41:13Speaker 4: like when they move, they just like, I don't need
- 1:41:15Speaker 4: this stuff. I'll just get new stuff.
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: I guess I've been around it long enough to find out.
- 1:41:19Speaker 2: I was just I was just like, yo, I was like,
- 1:41:21Speaker 2: you're just gonna leave her stuff. I was like, no,
- 1:41:23Speaker 2: We're gonna fucking sell it.
- 1:41:24Speaker 3: Bro. I was like, you just can't leave it there.
- 1:41:26Speaker 5: I don't know. When I moved out, I through a
- 1:41:27Speaker 5: lot of ship that I didn't want to throw out.
- 1:41:29Speaker 3: But I don't want I know, but I'm talking about.
- 1:41:32Speaker 2: It wasn't stuff that like somebody's gonna be like, Yo,
- 1:41:34Speaker 2: this is a good stuff in here. You know.
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: It was probably like they really is a lot of
- 1:41:36Speaker 1: like doop tubes. It's like there's like three.
- 1:41:40Speaker 3: Jars with like a little a little dab lifted there.
- 1:41:43Speaker 5: Like sneakers, like sneakers and ship. There was ship that
- 1:41:45Speaker 5: sneakers where I'm like.
- 1:41:46Speaker 3: Sneakers are not durable no more.
- 1:41:47Speaker 2: That's the crazy thing bro talking about. You know what
- 1:41:49Speaker 2: I'm saying, like like the sneaker life expand if you
- 1:41:51Speaker 2: use it, Like after like two years you got to
- 1:41:53Speaker 2: I had a.
- 1:41:54Speaker 5: Bunch of like sneaker boxes where I moved forward, moved
- 1:41:56Speaker 5: him from my fucking parents house to a spot in
- 1:41:59Speaker 5: the Glen Glendelle, and my parents were like, we're not
- 1:42:01Speaker 5: keeping this in their fucking house. You decide what you
- 1:42:04Speaker 5: do it. And then I looked at stories and then
- 1:42:06Speaker 5: I found out like it for hundred a month, and
- 1:42:08Speaker 5: then for some reason you forget payment. It's you're all
- 1:42:11Speaker 5: ship's gone.
- 1:42:12Speaker 2: I was right, you get a whole month, You get
- 1:42:15Speaker 2: a whole month.
- 1:42:16Speaker 5: You can't afford it because you're already kind of broke
- 1:42:17Speaker 5: and you're kind of like already struggling and it's just
- 1:42:20Speaker 5: that thing. Or now you not now you know you're
- 1:42:21Speaker 5: gonna lose all that ship now rather you know, I
- 1:42:24Speaker 5: just threw a bunch of ship away, like my paintball guns.
- 1:42:26Speaker 5: I just gave him to my dad and I was like,
- 1:42:28Speaker 5: take him to TJ. Like I was like, get rid
- 1:42:29Speaker 5: of him ship like that where some kid would be like,
- 1:42:31Speaker 5: who why would you.
- 1:42:32Speaker 6: Ever give this away?
- 1:42:34Speaker 5: I don't fucking have him paintballed the year now that
- 1:42:35Speaker 5: we want to go, I was like, fuck and gave
- 1:42:38Speaker 5: it to a little kid and TJ. Whatever.
- 1:42:40Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you guys want, if you guys want
- 1:42:42Speaker 3: to come up with.
- 1:42:43Speaker 5: Some of that, like you know, like uh a Nintendo
- 1:42:48Speaker 5: sixty four yellow cartridge all that. Gave it to my
- 1:42:51Speaker 5: dad and TJ because I didn't really want it in
- 1:42:53Speaker 5: my house.
- 1:42:54Speaker 3: Now, He's exactly.
- 1:42:55Speaker 1: You don't think I'm looking like fuck I fucking maybe
- 1:42:57Speaker 1: he hasn't set up at his house. Maybe he still
- 1:42:59Speaker 1: plays it.
- 1:43:00Speaker 5: Just gave it to this fucking look, he's some chicken,
- 1:43:02Speaker 5: you know.
- 1:43:03Speaker 2: You know what, I you know what, I would like
- 1:43:05Speaker 2: to go to the iCal city for I always like
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: my girl Keys wanted to go back in music because
- 1:43:11Speaker 2: says Mexico city is nice, you should go.
- 1:43:12Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been.
- 1:43:13Speaker 4: Wanting to go because they have a lot of fucking
- 1:43:14Speaker 4: like like a lot of toys, dog or not toys,
- 1:43:17Speaker 4: but like a lot of collect The collectible scene is
- 1:43:19Speaker 4: big and like you find some ship like you know,
- 1:43:22Speaker 4: I didn't know that Mexico and like Spanish countries they
- 1:43:25Speaker 4: have their own like all the Pokemon cards, they settle
- 1:43:28Speaker 4: them in English too, but they have Spanish fucking set like.
- 1:43:32Speaker 4: I bought a few etvs at the last convention. It's
- 1:43:34Speaker 4: funny because it was like it's just like it's called
- 1:43:36Speaker 4: like black boat, and it.
- 1:43:37Speaker 3: Was like both I was like, what the fuck?
- 1:43:43Speaker 5: So now that you mentioned that, which Pokemon's were the
- 1:43:46Speaker 5: more the American edition, Japanese edition or thing or the
- 1:43:50Speaker 5: it's always.
- 1:43:50Speaker 2: Gonna be Japanese first, and then it's America American only
- 1:43:54Speaker 2: because that's where the big leagues are at with regards
- 1:43:56Speaker 2: to like, like the reason the only reason Japanese cards
- 1:44:00Speaker 2: will fucking thrive over American it's like their vintage because
- 1:44:02Speaker 2: that's where it came from, and some of that shi
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: it's not repinted.
- 1:44:04Speaker 5: No more new ones, Well what about the new ones?
- 1:44:06Speaker 3: The new ones?
- 1:44:06Speaker 5: Are your Japanese better or the new Americans better?
- 1:44:09Speaker 2: I would say half and half, bro, because this chase
- 1:44:11Speaker 2: card in the japan pack or whatever's worth that money
- 1:44:14Speaker 2: in Japan or like in that set might not be
- 1:44:16Speaker 2: the chase card out here.
- 1:44:17Speaker 3: So it's going to be different most time.
- 1:44:21Speaker 2: Most of the times the American one is like thirty
- 1:44:23Speaker 2: five percent more just gambling.
- 1:44:25Speaker 1: Different currencies. Yeah, they look different though, like the pictures.
- 1:44:29Speaker 2: And yeah, the artwork in the draft word is way better.
- 1:44:31Speaker 2: They got like fucking some crazy creative ship.
- 1:44:33Speaker 5: So where does Mexican in European do they have them
- 1:44:36Speaker 5: or is this there's a.
- 1:44:37Speaker 2: Market firm just people that collect all that stuff. It's
- 1:44:39Speaker 2: just it's kind of like to just to include the other.
- 1:44:43Speaker 5: I mean, why I lose the money? Yeah, they got
- 1:44:45Speaker 5: a bunch of kids.
- 1:44:45Speaker 1: Can Yeah, I mean they're making money. They cost them
- 1:44:48Speaker 1: fucking pennies to print that, and people.
- 1:44:50Speaker 2: And people fucking do buy it out there, Like there's
- 1:44:52Speaker 2: people that collect the Spanish one, like there was a
- 1:44:54Speaker 2: lot some Spanish collectors.
- 1:44:57Speaker 3: Pokemon, Pokemon, what I come on?
- 1:45:01Speaker 2: All right, let's get into some of these super chats.
- 1:45:03Speaker 2: These super chats are gonna be for uh. I'm gonna
- 1:45:07Speaker 2: be picking two winners. You guys are gonna get hooked
- 1:45:09Speaker 2: up with two tickets to go to the four twenty show.
- 1:45:12Speaker 2: Uh on for twenty, but not at the comedy store.
- 1:45:16Speaker 2: And you guys are gonna get uh some of the
- 1:45:18Speaker 2: hats from hood eats. He's throwing in there. Shout out
- 1:45:20Speaker 2: to hood eats.
- 1:45:22Speaker 4: Uh, first one comes from Bendover, says sock check nitty,
- 1:45:25Speaker 4: he got used to wearing sandals.
- 1:45:29Speaker 2: What kind of socks you got on?
- 1:45:30Speaker 5: Bro ankle socks?
- 1:45:32Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I socks for thanks by, Thanks for the
- 1:45:38Speaker 1: ken warm the.
- 1:45:39Speaker 5: Ruck I got. I got a nice little spot for it.
- 1:45:41Speaker 2: Yeah it works for me too.
- 1:45:43Speaker 1: Nice. Got the magic rugs. You're not wearing your turbine?
- 1:45:45Speaker 6: I got you it was gonna look good with the
- 1:45:47Speaker 6: American Jersey a very contradicting.
- 1:45:51Speaker 3: I thought he's on the turbine board last time. Oh
- 1:45:54Speaker 3: you why I wasn't.
- 1:45:55Speaker 1: I don't want.
- 1:45:56Speaker 5: Turbine, though I do like it.
- 1:45:58Speaker 3: You, uh.
- 1:45:59Speaker 1: Next one from the Liar's Villain eight fifty one week.
- 1:46:04Speaker 2: I don't know if it's like one week, it's like
- 1:46:06Speaker 2: two weeks ninth right now. So I think we can
- 1:46:10Speaker 2: have food eleven days and.
- 1:46:13Speaker 6: That thing would look good with your moufasa fucking or
- 1:46:15Speaker 6: whatever one lie instead of wearing your weak ass fucking
- 1:46:22Speaker 6: one that.
- 1:46:22Speaker 5: Comes with it. Okay, but not this. Not hating on
- 1:46:26Speaker 5: the other one.
- 1:46:26Speaker 6: I'm just saying this is primo.
- 1:46:28Speaker 3: It's like it was a week.
- 1:46:31Speaker 2: I love chick lit. Sultan love chick lit.
- 1:46:35Speaker 4: Next one comes from all young son. Much love to
- 1:46:38Speaker 4: you guys, salute, thank you so much. Ben Dover says,
- 1:46:44Speaker 4: in Mexico, you see flying witches. In the US, you
- 1:46:47Speaker 4: see UFOs. Did nitty see flying carpets over there?
- 1:46:52Speaker 1: Yeah? I brought two back. I got whitectal and I
- 1:46:55Speaker 1: got one for chick lits, And I just pray to
- 1:46:58Speaker 1: my president every day that the world idea.
- 1:47:02Speaker 6: I got a manyac question for you.
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: Since you got on that rug. The rug he's you know,
- 1:47:06Speaker 2: he's been looking at the.
- 1:47:08Speaker 5: Muslim Let's go have a I have a maniac question
- 1:47:12Speaker 5: for you.
- 1:47:13Speaker 1: I have a maniac answer.
- 1:47:14Speaker 5: How are the females out there in general, like the
- 1:47:17Speaker 5: like the regular Like obviously, I'm pretty sure you're hanging
- 1:47:19Speaker 5: out with some hot I'm talking like where they're like
- 1:47:22Speaker 5: some pretty ass Indians. We're like, damn, I could pick
- 1:47:24Speaker 5: one of these up, taking a change your life type
- 1:47:26Speaker 5: of style about it your mind face over there they were.
- 1:47:30Speaker 1: The know, I mean some people are Moslim and they do,
- 1:47:34Speaker 1: but I mean I don't know a Muslims out there too. Yeah,
- 1:47:36Speaker 1: is every race okay?
- 1:47:37Speaker 5: You wouldn't be like it's a place to go find bitches.
- 1:47:40Speaker 1: I don't know, you know what I mean. There's like
- 1:47:42Speaker 1: two billion people there, But as you walk around, you're
- 1:47:45Speaker 1: like not even like like the ones that hit on Russell,
- 1:47:48Speaker 1: like there was not like damn, that was kind of hot.
- 1:47:49Speaker 1: I mean yeah, because I mean everywhere in the world,
- 1:47:52Speaker 1: there's obviously a few, you.
- 1:47:53Speaker 3: Know what I mean.
- 1:47:54Speaker 1: I was asking like the most like like one of
- 1:47:56Speaker 1: the most when you're out like you were like, holy
- 1:47:59Speaker 1: not mine. It's not my thing, you know, he wouldn't.
- 1:48:03Speaker 1: I don't know this was in Colombia, like, definitely was
- 1:48:07Speaker 1: not Colombia.
- 1:48:08Speaker 3: Her Columbia's like that were like every else I heard.
- 1:48:10Speaker 2: You get robbed by ninety of it.
- 1:48:13Speaker 6: Yeah, you gotta take the next one.
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: No disrespect to India, you know what I mean.
- 1:48:18Speaker 3: Wasn't my fucking cup of tea?
- 1:48:20Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go, It wasn't his mango lassie. Next
- 1:48:26Speaker 2: one comes from Speed Minion. His God said, I'm gonna come.
- 1:48:31Speaker 5: I'm gonna come.
- 1:48:33Speaker 2: Where'd you guys get that?
- 1:48:34Speaker 3: Bro? He says that I'm going to come.
- 1:48:37Speaker 5: He says that says I'm gonna come.
- 1:48:40Speaker 1: Hey man, your god's pretty cool, dude, true that he's
- 1:48:44Speaker 1: entertainer the pussy. Next one comes from, which.
- 1:48:48Speaker 5: Is weird because he wouldn't have to grab it by
- 1:48:50Speaker 5: the pussy. They just come to him.
- 1:48:52Speaker 2: The next question, what it was like Jesus, That's what
- 1:48:55Speaker 2: I'm saying.
- 1:48:55Speaker 5: You think Jesus is getting laid, bro, Jesus wanted he
- 1:48:57Speaker 5: got it.
- 1:48:58Speaker 2: You don't think he has all these mystery child was
- 1:49:00Speaker 2: everywhere Jesus.
- 1:49:03Speaker 3: You know, think he got to his goal. But if
- 1:49:05Speaker 3: you want the genghis kan.
- 1:49:08Speaker 1: Jesus out there.
- 1:49:10Speaker 5: He was he was too busy. You know, my boy
- 1:49:13Speaker 5: saving us, saving us from our sins. You know what
- 1:49:15Speaker 5: I mean, you know the rules, you know the book.
- 1:49:18Speaker 2: I don't I mean he was meant to be a sacrifice.
- 1:49:21Speaker 5: I don't think.
- 1:49:24Speaker 2: No advice in there.
- 1:49:25Speaker 5: Let's just went in there, he said. Persona, he do
- 1:49:27Speaker 5: a lot better.
- 1:49:32Speaker 3: Walk in the casino, dog a little.
- 1:49:36Speaker 2: You know what makes me feel better paying all everything
- 1:49:39Speaker 2: had to pay in washing dishes and making sure when
- 1:49:42Speaker 2: I come home, I ain't got ship to do.
- 1:49:45Speaker 1: They don't be doing it mad as.
- 1:49:49Speaker 2: Next one comes from Swish for days. Where do I
- 1:49:52Speaker 2: show a proof I won on Tuesday? Same team.
- 1:49:55Speaker 4: You gotta wait to I hate you. Back up, dog,
- 1:50:00Speaker 4: I got you, But like just you're not the only
- 1:50:03Speaker 4: one dming every day.
- 1:50:04Speaker 2: Trust there's like people love to send fucking reels dogs.
- 1:50:09Speaker 2: And when I tell you they love to send reels,
- 1:50:11Speaker 2: that delays your message from being open because every five
- 1:50:14Speaker 2: minutes somebody feels the need to send me ten reels
- 1:50:17Speaker 2: and push your push your That is probably very urgent
- 1:50:22Speaker 2: all the way down because somebody thought I haven't seen
- 1:50:25Speaker 2: this post with the same midget that I fucking it shows.
- 1:50:27Speaker 5: That I liked unless you put it on your story zone,
- 1:50:30Speaker 5: we're not going to it shows it.
- 1:50:31Speaker 3: I liked it at the fucking bottom and niddy as
- 1:50:34Speaker 3: well nine.
- 1:50:35Speaker 5: Times out of ten.
- 1:50:36Speaker 1: So, like, you know, that's why they send it to
- 1:50:38Speaker 1: you though, because they're like hoping that they're like, oh,
- 1:50:40Speaker 1: maybe he's on things. Were interested in the same things.
- 1:50:42Speaker 1: If I send this to him, Bro, they're hitting on you.
- 1:50:44Speaker 3: Loki.
- 1:50:44Speaker 1: Just fucking tag me in the comments or something.
- 1:50:46Speaker 2: Bro, be like, Yo, the shop was fully on, but
- 1:50:48Speaker 2: I don't fucking you know the customer service is getting
- 1:50:51Speaker 2: affected now.
- 1:50:51Speaker 6: Bro.
- 1:50:54Speaker 1: Just want to be your friend. He zones.
- 1:50:56Speaker 3: They come for twenty at the comedy and then we'll
- 1:50:59Speaker 3: go to the ring over Dog all fucking day Dog.
- 1:51:02Speaker 2: We were partying it up. Next one comes from Sam
- 1:51:05Speaker 2: Wise the Grays Great Welcome, Welcome back, Nitty Artie.
- 1:51:10Speaker 5: He's on y'all. You guys can message listen to his
- 1:51:12Speaker 5: own full Tyler Land.
- 1:51:15Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 1:51:16Speaker 5: I left it all.
- 1:51:18Speaker 3: There was a guy girl.
- 1:51:23Speaker 6: I mean, if you're hitting the mean possibility.
- 1:51:25Speaker 1: Send you a weak faces right there.
- 1:51:30Speaker 3: Yo, I listen to the podcast episode.
- 1:51:35Speaker 2: That you wanted it, you got it? What did you
- 1:51:38Speaker 2: mean when Adolph?
- 1:51:41Speaker 3: Yeah, Bro, like every message was part of that.
- 1:51:46Speaker 5: That's funny. He's loud because you know he's done it.
- 1:51:48Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:51:48Speaker 1: Yeah, he said some harm that does it.
- 1:51:51Speaker 5: I just set it up for it. It's not me
- 1:51:52Speaker 5: doing it, all right.
- 1:51:53Speaker 2: Next one comes from Tony Going says, come on, ladies,
- 1:51:57Speaker 2: Come on ladies.
- 1:51:59Speaker 5: One bound, Hey where in a while, and he was
- 1:52:04Speaker 5: just cruising around and.
- 1:52:08Speaker 2: Swoosh for day.
- 1:52:09Speaker 4: Sends two more and he just sends us super chats.
- 1:52:13Speaker 4: Ben Dover says, half step tone and he signed an
- 1:52:16Speaker 4: tank next event.
- 1:52:19Speaker 1: You know what at the post pizza we might empty
- 1:52:23Speaker 1: one full off.
- 1:52:24Speaker 6: The green one, the green one nice.
- 1:52:26Speaker 3: Yeah, baby one, the travel size one, it's the perfect one.
- 1:52:30Speaker 4: Travel swoosh for days sends another, sends another. Uh super
- 1:52:34Speaker 4: chat menace the painter c c C get predict back
- 1:52:38Speaker 4: on the podcast.
- 1:52:41Speaker 1: Uh.
- 1:52:42Speaker 4: Roger Cabana says, sal XG don't look healthy anyways.
- 1:52:46Speaker 2: Let's see thanks dog, thanks thanks, you don't look healthy.
- 1:52:51Speaker 5: Give those I don't know what they would just like super.
- 1:52:56Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:52:57Speaker 4: Tino Santo says, shout out to we don't smoke the
- 1:52:59Speaker 4: same welcome back flag you made us brown Son never.
- 1:53:06Speaker 1: I'm happy to be back. Bro fucking America. Bro number
- 1:53:10Speaker 1: one Mexican podcast in the world. You already know what
- 1:53:12Speaker 1: it is.
- 1:53:13Speaker 2: Next one comes from m RAM says Saludos Rasa, followed
- 1:53:17Speaker 2: by Rodrigo Polanco said, same team and the last three
- 1:53:21Speaker 2: because I know they gotta gotta the Stony B eighty
- 1:53:25Speaker 2: one says, what's up? We don't smoke the same crew.
- 1:53:28Speaker 2: I now have moved from the Walker to the King.
- 1:53:30Speaker 2: Now I was the one that went.
- 1:53:32Speaker 3: Paralyzed from the infected team.
- 1:53:34Speaker 1: Oh damn, what you gotta affected staph infection?
- 1:53:40Speaker 2: You got he became paralyzed?
- 1:53:43Speaker 5: Joke?
- 1:53:43Speaker 3: Yeah, the dentist, y'all? What is steph affection?
- 1:53:46Speaker 2: Nervous and nervous?
- 1:53:48Speaker 5: Okay, hit that ship with like have jiu jitsu and
- 1:53:51Speaker 5: ship like that. You gotta be real careful. You got
- 1:53:53Speaker 5: like an open wound. Yeah, you gotta like yeah, I
- 1:53:55Speaker 5: got yeah.
- 1:53:57Speaker 4: Next next one comes from Stony B says thank you
- 1:54:00Speaker 4: for all the positive and heating vibes.
- 1:54:02Speaker 2: Hey, salute dog.
- 1:54:03Speaker 3: Let me know if you're trying to go.
- 1:54:04Speaker 4: To the show too, Dog, I will personally put you
- 1:54:06Speaker 4: on the guest list. I'm glad you beat death. Uh
- 1:54:08Speaker 4: Tito j Rod two nine, he's on.
- 1:54:11Speaker 2: I don't take days off during the week, but for
- 1:54:13Speaker 2: this I might have might have to peace and love
- 1:54:16Speaker 2: to everyone at the table and everyone on the chat.
- 1:54:19Speaker 1: So you know what, I think we can all agree.
- 1:54:20Speaker 3: Let's give him a pair of tickets.
- 1:54:21Speaker 2: Bro, Now he has a reason to take the fucking
- 1:54:23Speaker 2: day off. One you and a plus one could come
- 1:54:28Speaker 2: to the four to twenty show.
- 1:54:30Speaker 3: Dog. Yeah, dog, So make sure you got you.
- 1:54:32Speaker 2: Claim your tickets and send me your information so I
- 1:54:35Speaker 2: can put you on the guest list.
- 1:54:36Speaker 1: And hey, it's gonna be a good time.
- 1:54:38Speaker 5: Dog.
- 1:54:40Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like Oprah that day dog hooking.
- 1:54:41Speaker 5: You guys up, look under your chairs.
- 1:54:44Speaker 3: Get all this. Next one, the next winner is going
- 1:54:48Speaker 3: to go to tush for days day. Way is that
- 1:54:53Speaker 3: the food? One last time talking about the but he
- 1:54:58Speaker 3: already won.
- 1:54:59Speaker 2: I'm gonna pick another one, all right, I gotta DM
- 1:55:02Speaker 2: you back. Let me see who somebody in l a bro,
- 1:55:07Speaker 2: because I'm trying to get.
- 1:55:07Speaker 3: Somebody that.
- 1:55:11Speaker 5: Fuck off.
- 1:55:12Speaker 4: Let's I don't think Menace the Painter has one. Fuck it,
- 1:55:14Speaker 4: let's give it. Let's get let's look up Menace the Painter. Dog, congratulations,
- 1:55:21Speaker 4: hopefully you're able to.
- 1:55:22Speaker 5: Come dogs shot listener, first time winter.
- 1:55:25Speaker 3: So for twenty two people, just one.
- 1:55:28Speaker 4: Next show, we're gonna be giving away a vi people
- 1:55:30Speaker 4: thanks to d Thanks the DJ boss, best father in
- 1:55:33Speaker 4: the world.
- 1:55:34Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 1:55:35Speaker 5: Break right now, dog, I'm like, I'm a spring breakdown.
- 1:55:38Speaker 3: I just want to break.
- 1:55:41Speaker 2: I just want to break break break Hey man, I
- 1:55:44Speaker 2: just want to thank everybody for tuning in. Make sure
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