Weddings, Breakup Season and a Labubu

Currently Cringing · May 2, 2025 · 21m

I have a sore throat, zero voice, and a lot to say. So yes, AI is narrating this episode while I sip tea and try not to lose it before my New York gala.This week, I’m spilling everything from my brother-in-law’s chaotic destination wedding in San Miguel de Allende (and my unhinged travel trauma), to why I’m still bitter I didn’t get my dream South of France wedding (justice for me, tbh).We’re talking cobblestone warfare, luxury delusion, and the psychological damage of growing up with a hypochondriac parent. Also: if you’ve seen a creepy little rat-doll hanging off someone’s Birkin—yes, I’m…