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EPISODE 16: "No One Is Having Fun Anymore" · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:01
  Speaker A: Hello.
• 0:02
  Speaker B: You guys, stop. Is it mom o' clock yet? I'm going crazy. Heck yeah.
• 0:08
  Speaker A: It's mom o' clock somewhere.
• 0:30
  Speaker B: Let's do it. Episode 17.
• 0:34
  Speaker A: 16.
• 0:35
  Speaker B: M. No, 17.
• 0:36
  Speaker A: No, we had 15, part one, 15, part two. Nicole.
• 0:40
  Speaker B: Oh, it's not 15 and then 16.
• 0:41
  Speaker A: 15, one and two.
• 0:43
  Speaker B: Oh, okay. So this is episode 16.
• 0:45
  Speaker A: Episode 16.
• 0:46
  Speaker B: I know. Just a mom.
• 0:47
  Speaker A: Just a mom with three kids. Welcome back. Welcome back. Because it's. We just had the craziest two weeks of our life.
• 0:57
  Speaker B: If you missed last week, go back.
• 1:00
  Speaker A: Don't ask us any questions because we don't remember. We had Snooki the Snook, AKA Nicole.
• 1:07
  Speaker B: You actually said Snooki.
• 1:08
  Speaker A: I know I'm having a nervous breakdown because I said that. But if you did not watch last week's episode, go back. There's a part one and there's a part two. We had the one and only Nicole. Snooki Polizzi. Is that how you say her last name? She's gonna kill me.
• 1:22
  Speaker B: I've never said her last name before.
• 1:24
  Speaker A: I never.
• 1:24
  Speaker B: She's just snucki.
• 1:25
  Speaker A: Yeah, but we had her on our episode. It was a whirlwind and we're unsure if anybody's still listening. Like, I'm not. I'm unclear. But we're here.
• 1:37
  Speaker B: We're here.
• 1:38
  Speaker A: Dominique and Emily. Mama clock.
• 1:41
  Speaker B: D and E. D and E. Hey, Dee, it's me. Hey, Dee, it's me.
• 1:46
  Speaker A: Hey, it's me, Dee. I just had like a stroke.
• 1:51
  Speaker B: We're back, though.
• 1:51
  Speaker A: We're back.
• 1:52
  Speaker B: Thank you. I kind of like just us too.
• 1:54
  Speaker A: I know. It's so much easier to do just.
• 1:56
  Speaker B: It is hard to have a threesome.
• 2:00
  Speaker A: No pun intended. No, it really is so hard to do three people. So I think we did a really good job, though.
• 2:06
  Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, it was definitely harder to not talk over each other and all the things.
• 2:12
  Speaker A: Nerves get the best of her. But she's okay.
• 2:13
  Speaker B: I was scared. It was a celebrity to me.
• 2:15
  Speaker A: So literally, though. But honestly, all in all, I'm unsure if we're still relevant.
• 2:21
  Speaker B: I mean, where do we go from here?
• 2:24
  Speaker A: I don't know. Down, I think. But no, in all seriousness. Seriousness, I can't speak. I'm like, so stupid. We had a kick ass week and a half. We.
• 2:37
  Speaker B: We did a lot.
• 2:38
  Speaker A: Yeah, we did a lot.
• 2:39
  Speaker B: We did. We filmed a lot of content that's coming up. We had a. We had our boat day that we've been talking about forever. We finally did it. You'll see the content soon. Juicy tits.
• 2:48
  Speaker A: Yep.
• 2:49
  Speaker B: We had snuck.
• 2:51
  Speaker A: I mean, I don't know, like, what else to talk about.
• 2:54
  Speaker B: I feel like after that episode, like, it was like emotional hangover and I had a real hangover. I got really drunk.
• 3:01
  Speaker A: No, really drunk doesn't put it into words.
• 3:03
  Speaker B: Well, we hung out with her after. I also put her on her ass.
• 3:07
  Speaker A: You did? That was your goal, though.
• 3:09
  Speaker B: She took a two and a half hour nap, so she invited.
• 3:14
  Speaker A: So, yeah. No, literally, though. So Emily's goal was to put Nicole on her ass.
• 3:19
  Speaker B: I wanted to make the blackout.
• 3:20
  Speaker A: She came in not wanting to drink.
• 3:22
  Speaker B: She was like, I'm not gonna drink this week. I go, excuse me.
• 3:26
  Speaker A: Yeah, you, like, stop the episode.
• 3:28
  Speaker B: You're like, excuse me, I have little red solo cup shot glasses. We are taking shots, holding on to thin air.
• 3:33
  Speaker A: Yeah. And honestly, me too. But I'm like, I don't want to, like, cut myself off. You. I got say, though, you were still, like, very much aware.
• 3:41
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 3:41
  Speaker A: Your surroundings.
• 3:42
  Speaker B: I mean, you know what you're doing at a certain point.
• 3:45
  Speaker A: So anyway, we hung out the whole rest of the day.
• 3:48
  Speaker B: That was fun.
• 3:49
  Speaker A: So fun. We hung out at my house. Then we went back to her house, but we had to get, like, situated before we went. She was dead asleep. Conked out. We get there, we're like, nicole, what is happening? And mind you, it's like my aunt's house. So I'm like, where's Nicole? Dead asleep. She wakes up, we start drinking again.
• 4:06
  Speaker B: I'm like, playing with her kids by the pool.
• 4:08
  Speaker A: Playing with her kids by the pool. She's nowhere to be found. It was hilarious. It was honestly so fun. Also, side note, can you resend me the outline?
• 4:17
  Speaker B: Yeah, I could do that.
• 4:18
  Speaker A: My kids upstairs screaming. If you hear that. I'm so sorry. Honestly, like, just circling back, though, just to wrap that piece of our life up, it was the best day of our lives. We honestly posted it on our socials and people were loving, loving what we were doing with her. But honestly, like, what happens to us after you peak?
• 4:44
  Speaker B: Yeah, what happens after a true peak?
• 4:47
  Speaker A: I don't know.
• 4:48
  Speaker B: Well, is this over for us?
• 4:51
  Speaker A: I know. Is this over? Is this the end of our episodes? We're done with pot.
• 4:54
  Speaker B: No, it can't be because. Hold on.
• 5:00
  Speaker A: We have merch dropping on Sunday. So excited.
• 5:04
  Speaker B: I love this bottle so much because guess what? You don't know. You don't know what's in here, what's in there. It could be water, could be vodka.
• 5:12
  Speaker A: Did you fill it with something?
• 5:14
  Speaker B: It could be whatever I hope it is. And it's mom o'. Clock.
• 5:17
  Speaker A: It is so cute. And you're actually drinking.
• 5:20
  Speaker B: I brought it to the pool yesterday. I just. It's my favorite thing.
• 5:24
  Speaker A: It is actually so sleek. I love it sleek. I'm obsessed.
• 5:27
  Speaker B: It fits in a water bottle.
• 5:29
  Speaker A: We're dropping water bottles, sweatshirts, baseball caps, bucket hats, men's hats. It's gonna be so much fun. Can't wait for that to drop. That's happening after part two of Snooki's episode, which will be this Sunday, but you will see it then. No, seriously, what happens after this, like, huge adrenaline rush?
• 5:48
  Speaker B: It wasn't like a.
• 5:49
  Speaker A: It was an adrenaline rush. It was, you know, how do we top Snooki? But we're going to. Don't you worry.
• 5:54
  Speaker B: We have things in the work.
• 5:55
  Speaker A: We have things in the pipeline. We're brainstorming big dreams, big ideas we are getting after.
• 6:00
  Speaker B: Can we talk about the big dream? You talked about last night that I almost had a panic attack on.
• 6:04
  Speaker A: I mentioned to Emily that we're going to be doing live shows come this fall winter live show. She was white as a ghost. I'm like, what do you mean? That is a part of the job. And she's like, I'm like you literally.
• 6:17
  Speaker B: I did not sign up for live shows right now.
• 6:19
  Speaker A: She goes, I didn't sign up for this. I go, this is your J O bitch.
• 6:21
  Speaker B: I am a behind scenes mamacita.
• 6:25
  Speaker A: So then you sit backstage. I will pull up a chair myself and just talk on a microphone.
• 6:31
  Speaker B: It was so funny. I was actually thinking about, you know, the toast when she went, she had her baby. So it was just her sister for a while, and her sister interviewed guests. I was like, if you ever go away when you go to Italy, there is no shot Now I will do this by myself.
• 6:46
  Speaker A: Half meeple, too, From Italy.
• 6:48
  Speaker B: Oh, that's fine.
• 6:49
  Speaker A: So fine.
• 6:49
  Speaker B: But I will never do it.
• 6:51
  Speaker A: We're doing a live show.
• 6:52
  Speaker B: Okay. I will be.
• 6:54
  Speaker A: She's gonna be so drugged out of her mind. That's the only way she's gonna make it on stage.
• 6:58
  Speaker B: I need all the beta blockers.
• 7:00
  Speaker A: I'm gonna have to hire a glam team. Like, it's gonna be a whole big to do.
• 7:03
  Speaker B: Just wait. But honestly, I'm here for the ride, baby.
• 7:07
  Speaker A: You're gonna do anything I say.
• 7:08
  Speaker B: I know. Just tell me what to do.
• 7:09
  Speaker A: But to be honest with you, speaking back to our guests, like, if anybody has any suggestions on who you feel like would be a good fit for this show, like, we're open to suggestions. So let us know, right?
• 7:18
  Speaker B: Yeah. And we want. We want all types of moms. We want. We want the old, the new. Yeah.
• 7:25
  Speaker A: The dirty, the ugly, the bombshells, the.
• 7:28
  Speaker B: Famous ones, the non famous ones.
• 7:31
  Speaker A: Yeah, whatever you want. Your sister, your aunt, who cares, whoever. But let's just talk about the fact that. So we hung out with Nicole all day long. We went to. She stayed at our house. Gianna came to pick her up. We went back to her house.
• 7:40
  Speaker B: I ate crabs at her house.
• 7:42
  Speaker A: Crabs at her house.
• 7:43
  Speaker B: Like, I woke up the next morning, my. I had crabs in my finger.
• 7:45
  Speaker A: I'm throwing up. And you slept on my couch. I'm gonna die right here, right now.
• 7:49
  Speaker B: Absolutely.
• 7:50
  Speaker A: I mean, like crazy. It was so fun.
• 7:54
  Speaker B: But she's a good time. For sure.
• 7:56
  Speaker A: I mean, she's the best.
• 7:57
  Speaker B: She can hang. Except I can drink her under the table, hands down, any day of the week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
• 8:03
  Speaker A: Let's talk about how you were after the fact, though. So we did this on a. What day was it? Friday.
• 8:08
  Speaker B: Yeah, Friday.
• 8:09
  Speaker A: Okay, so then we have boat day on Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I did not hear from Emily. I'm like, granted, it was her son's birthday. She went to fucking Legoland, whatever. But I'm like, I'm texting, where's Emily? She went dark.
• 8:22
  Speaker B: Well, I was on a straight up bender from Friday to Sunday.
• 8:26
  Speaker A: Do you realize how dark you went? I mean, I'm going, where's Emily?
• 8:31
  Speaker B: I'm sorry.
• 8:32
  Speaker A: Listen, Mia, in the news, where the is mother of three?
• 8:36
  Speaker B: Yeah, it was. I was on vacation and I. Vacation from that vacation.
• 8:41
  Speaker A: No, it was insane. She was in like, take. And then I saw a picture of her at Legoland with like Dora the Explorer. I can't.
• 8:48
  Speaker B: Legoland is no joke. Really fun place. But would recommend bringing like a nanny or a grandma, not just two parents with three kids. Because when everybody is running in a direction and nobody will sit in the stroller, it's hard.
• 9:01
  Speaker A: I mean, like, what's the reality of that?
• 9:04
  Speaker B: You need a nanny, you need help.
• 9:07
  Speaker A: No, I can't. That was too much for me.
• 9:09
  Speaker B: Also Legoland. Guess how much a High noon was at the pool.
• 9:13
  Speaker A: 18. No way.
• 9:16
  Speaker B: Yep. I could buy.
• 9:17
  Speaker A: Did your husband have a four pack?
• 9:19
  Speaker B: Yeah, he was like, what the.
• 9:20
  Speaker A: He's like, where am I? A resort?
• 9:22
  Speaker B: Yeah. We weren't even anywhere.
• 9:24
  Speaker A: You weren't anywhere at Legoland? I can't with that.
• 9:28
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 9:29
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. But anyway, I'm so happy you're back. Like, I mean, it's so nice to hear you like be back. Yeah. Like you were. I was like concerned. I was saying to Michael, like, should I call her? I'm like really worried about her well being. But I'm happy you're back. I'm happy you're participating back in your job and all as well.
• 9:45
  Speaker B: J O B, I asked. This is my first job apparently, and I want a holiday party.
• 9:51
  Speaker A: Talking about a fucking holiday party. I can't with that.
• 9:53
  Speaker B: Do you know what? My husband who works for Dynan's unsens, the wives aren't even invited to the holiday party. So I've never been to a holiday party.
• 10:00
  Speaker A: That would have been a hot. That would have been a fun holiday party.
• 10:02
  Speaker B: Yeah. So we'll make our own.
• 10:05
  Speaker A: In other news. Can we just pivot? Because I just like, I feel like I've been seeing this thing going on on Instagram.
• 10:13
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 10:14
  Speaker A: And I'm very confused. And if you have any intel, please let me know.
• 10:18
  Speaker B: Okay, let's talk about it.
• 10:20
  Speaker A: Bar Stool is having some of their employees. Are they their employees?
• 10:24
  Speaker B: There are the employees down at the.
• 10:26
  Speaker A: Jersey Shore and what are they calling it? Like live stream?
• 10:30
  Speaker B: Live stream. Beach, beach bar. Live stream or something.
• 10:34
  Speaker A: Beach bar?
• 10:34
  Speaker B: No, beach, Barstool. Beach. Live stream.
• 10:37
  Speaker A: Yeah. And they're doing a live stream at the Dirty Shore. I think they're in Belmar. They rented a house for the weekend. Not even like a week.
• 10:45
  Speaker B: And they're just live.
• 10:47
  Speaker A: But I thought it was a big fat joke. I'm like, oh, they're just like making fun of now it's real. Dead ass.
• 10:53
  Speaker B: Real life.
• 10:53
  Speaker A: But I've only seen clips. Like I haven't like watched anything.
• 10:56
  Speaker B: I think you have to. What is it on? It's not on real TV yet.
• 11:00
  Speaker A: No, No, I think they're just live streaming on. On their account.
• 11:03
  Speaker B: Instagram.
• 11:04
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 11:05
  Speaker B: I haven't seen it, but I'm so confused.
• 11:06
  Speaker A: Like, what are they doing it for? Are they just like. Are they.
• 11:08
  Speaker B: I think it's to talk about here. Here we are, podcasters talking about it.
• 11:12
  Speaker A: I think that's what they want because they're not like. It's not like barstool's going in the. Or they need something else to bring them out of the water.
• 11:17
  Speaker B: I think it's the next. No, it's like the next wave of reality tv. It is them doing their livestreaming it, which is absolutely insane if you think about it because there's no editing. It's just live.
• 11:28
  Speaker A: I kind of like that part that it's live streamed, but I'm confused On the core reason.
• 11:33
  Speaker B: I mean, like, it just was like.
• 11:34
  Speaker A: They picked people, they announced it, and then they went to the Jersey Shore.
• 11:37
  Speaker B: I need to do more research on it.
• 11:39
  Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I'm, like, very confused, but I just wanted to bring this up because I wanted to compare.
• 11:44
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 11:45
  Speaker A: Life in our childhood. Childhood at the Jersey Shore compared to what they're doing. Like, it's kind of the same, but also, like, we never rented.
• 11:54
  Speaker B: I think it's different.
• 11:55
  Speaker A: I never.
• 11:56
  Speaker B: Snooki was talking about it, too. It's just the reality of it. Like, going to Karma. Going to. Yeah. Like, it's just different because there are phones there. You just can't do the. You used to do the.
• 12:05
  Speaker A: You used to do. But also, we had the phones and we took the videos, but we, like, kept it for our group chats. Yeah. So it was like, people. People weren't afraid. Like, anytime I take out my phone, people are like, where are you posting that?
• 12:18
  Speaker B: Where's that?
• 12:18
  Speaker A: Or like, I was talking in a group chat today, and they were like.
• 12:20
  Speaker B: You are an influencer.
• 12:21
  Speaker A: Stop. I am not an influencer. I was talking in a group chat today. They were like, you are. And I was asking a question about something, and someone in the group chat was like, are you going to talk about this on your pod? I was like, no. But now are we concerned everything's going to be out there?
• 12:35
  Speaker B: Also, I do think. I think that's funny that you said that. Every time I talk to somebody, they're like, are you going to talk about this on the pod?
• 12:41
  Speaker A: You're like, you're afraid to talk to.
• 12:42
  Speaker B: Private conversations that I don't always have to talk about on the podcast.
• 12:46
  Speaker A: Like.
• 12:46
  Speaker B: But also, if you tell me you're juice, I might spill it.
• 12:48
  Speaker A: Yeah, same. But I know there's something going on that I don't want to talk about just yet.
• 12:53
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 12:53
  Speaker A: Maybe next week when I have, like, more information.
• 12:56
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 12:56
  Speaker A: It's like, such a tease dropper. But anyway, like. Yeah, but back to, like, the Jersey Shore Hour. I just feel like it's, like, not the same. Like, they're live streaming, which I think is like, maybe it is a way to get back. Because, like, Live stream is like, no edits. Yeah. Like, just the real deal.
• 13:10
  Speaker B: Maybe they're trying to do that. I mean, these people look savage. They look like.
• 13:14
  Speaker A: I just want to know they're.
• 13:16
  Speaker B: They're doing.
• 13:17
  Speaker A: But Brianna Chicken Finger.
• 13:22
  Speaker B: Who's that?
• 13:23
  Speaker A: Brianna Chicken Fry. She used to date Chicken Fry. Used to date Zach Bryan.
• 13:30
  Speaker B: Is that his name? I don't know.
• 13:31
  Speaker A: Anyway, hold on.
• 13:32
  Speaker B: Chicken fry.
• 13:33
  Speaker A: Hold on.
• 13:34
  Speaker B: Chicken wing. Chicken wing. Hot dogs and bologna. Chicken macaroni. Chilling with my home is. I don't know who you're talking about.
• 13:41
  Speaker A: That's insane. And you have to, like, start, like, being up to date.
• 13:44
  Speaker B: I know. I really do. Well, that goes back to. I am stuck in the 2000s. I would do well without, like, any kind of social media. I truly would stick to my bronzer.
• 13:58
  Speaker A: Zach. Brian. Yeah. Remember the whole thing where he abused her and she. He offered her $12 million to either keep her mouth shut. Take the 12 million. Keep her mouth shut, or not take the 12 million. And she talked about the whole relationship, and it went viral. How do you not remember this?
• 14:10
  Speaker B: I'm not. I don't.
• 14:11
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. But anyway, she's on that Jersey Shore.
• 14:14
  Speaker B: Oh, she's on.
• 14:15
  Speaker A: Yeah. And I just want to know what they're doing, but honestly, it looks cool. I just, like, need to know more.
• 14:20
  Speaker B: I want to watch it. Yeah. Or wherever it is. You got to find it.
• 14:26
  Speaker A: Yeah. I just feel like people are, like, even, like one of my friends. It's hard for them to even be posted because they're afraid they're gonna lose their job.
• 14:41
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 14:41
  Speaker A: People will take anything and run on the Internet.
• 14:45
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 14:45
  Speaker A: It's not right, though. People are afraid to, like, have fun because they're afraid that someone's gonna fire them.
• 14:51
  Speaker B: That's sad.
• 14:52
  Speaker A: It's crazy. But that's just the reality of everything. And it's not right, to be honest with you. So I have to talk to whoever's doing that.
• 14:59
  Speaker B: Also, I feel like there's a difference between people who just, like, want to go out and have a good time, and then people who are, like, social content creators. Yeah. Trying to fake it. Like they're having a good time.
• 15:08
  Speaker A: But let me ask you something. Don't you feel like I am the best of both worlds?
• 15:12
  Speaker B: Let's flatter her some more.
• 15:14
  Speaker A: Tell me. I'll be honest with you, because I honestly, I look around.
• 15:16
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 15:17
  Speaker A: And even I was at my hair. I was at the hair salon the other day.
• 15:20
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 15:20
  Speaker A: And you could tell this girl's like a content creator.
• 15:23
  Speaker B: Is she coming around? Is she like.
• 15:24
  Speaker A: Yeah. Absolute dud. Doesn't speak, doesn't say hello, doesn't have a conversation. I'm like. But, like, to me, like, I. I want to watch the influencers online that I would want to watch in person.
• 15:36
  Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, you. Yes, you are that.
• 15:39
  Speaker A: So to answer my question. Go ahead.
• 15:41
  Speaker B: Go ahead, tell me. No, I do think that you are, but because you're not phony. Like, you're. I'm not what you are. What people see, like, the people that don't know you, what they see on your videos. That's who you are.
• 15:53
  Speaker A: But I might be like, hey, come in this video. We have to do this video right now. Like, I'm doing the content, creating camera and doing.
• 15:58
  Speaker B: And you're not. Yeah. And you're not annoying and I'm not.
• 16:00
  Speaker A: Sitting there and, like, being a dud.
• 16:02
  Speaker B: Also, I think that you're just like a one luck wonder where, like, you don't do 100 takes. You just do it. One luck wonder.
• 16:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, totally. But I honestly, it's like, to your point, like, no one's having fun anymore. Social media. Like, everything is just states. Like, it literally is Instagram versus reality. And I genuinely am trying to make my Instagram a reality, my TikTok a reality, my content of reality. Because when you see me in person, I want to have that same energy you see online.
• 16:28
  Speaker B: Right. You don't want to be like, oh, that is a fake.
• 16:31
  Speaker A: I cannot stand that. Because I can call you out. I'm like, why are you this person behind the scenes? But never like, to me, that's not a. To me, that is not a true influencer.
• 16:43
  Speaker B: I agree. Because. Yeah. Because what is an influencer? An influencer is someone you want to be influenced by. Yes. Yes.
• 16:49
  Speaker A: I'm aggravating. It bothers the shit out of me because I just feel like, like comparing, like, let's go out and, like, have a good time, but everyone's just like, let's get the perfect shot instead.
• 16:58
  Speaker B: Right.
• 16:59
  Speaker A: No, listen, I'm going to Italy in a couple of weeks.
• 17:02
  Speaker B: Oh.
• 17:03
  Speaker A: I'm bringing the outfits, I'm bringing the camera, I'm bringing the tripod. But I will also make it fun. I will make it fun.
• 17:10
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 17:11
  Speaker A: I'm not going to be, like, making my whole trip around that.
• 17:14
  Speaker B: No. Because as soon as you do that, then it's not fun.
• 17:16
  Speaker A: No. And that's what. That's what everyday content creators are doing.
• 17:19
  Speaker B: Right.
• 17:20
  Speaker A: And it's bothering the shit out of me. So change your fudgeing ways because it's not cool anymore to be that and to go off of that. Am I going to go on a ramp page right now?
• 17:28
  Speaker B: Do it. I have nothing to say today. Snooki's gone.
• 17:32
  Speaker A: No, literally, Emily's gonna shut off in 2025 Snooki Part 2 releases. So this is my point of all this. Okay.
• 17:41
  Speaker B: Snooki called me a Freak.
• 17:44
  Speaker A: Are we still on that? Are you upset that she called you that?
• 17:47
  Speaker B: No, it was funny.
• 17:48
  Speaker A: You love that she called you that.
• 17:49
  Speaker B: Yeah, it was funny. My husband was like.
• 17:51
  Speaker A: I never asked you, like, how are you?
• 17:53
  Speaker B: I'm good. I'm really fine. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. I'm so good today.
• 18:02
  Speaker A: Did something happen?
• 18:04
  Speaker B: To who? To me? Yeah. No, I'm good. I went on a bender. We're good. We're back. Here I am. I had. It is really hard to have birthdays of two kids in one week.
• 18:16
  Speaker A: I know, I know, I know. I'm sorry about that. You're doing good, though.
• 18:19
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 18:21
  Speaker A: Letting everyone know this episode is going to be like a whirlwind. We're talking about anything and everything because we don't know how to act after Snooki was on our episode.
• 18:26
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker A: Anyway, can I stop saying Snooki? It's Nicole. Enough. So what I was saying is.
• 18:31
  Speaker B: Yeah, what were you saying?
• 18:33
  Speaker A: I used to be the cool girl on Instagram.
• 18:35
  Speaker B: Oh, yes, I was.
• 18:37
  Speaker A: I'm not. I'm gonna admit it. Like, I was. I. I've had Instagram forever. I was the aesthetically pleasing girl. Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing?
• 18:47
  Speaker B: I just laughing at you, saying you were the cool girl.
• 18:50
  Speaker A: I was.
• 18:50
  Speaker B: You know, the girl that says they're cool is not cool, but go on. Cool girl. How cool were you in high school?
• 19:00
  Speaker A: Cool. No, but I. I have to say, like, I am not the cool girl that thinks they're cool and not cool. Like, I just feel like you just know you're cool in a sense, like, where I'm not walking around thinking I'm cool. I'm like. I'm like your friend. I'm your cool friend.
• 19:16
  Speaker B: Cool. Yeah, you. You are my cool friend. I'll say it all day.
• 19:20
  Speaker A: You think I'm cool?
• 19:21
  Speaker B: I think you're very cool. You're cooler than cool. You're the coolest.
• 19:27
  Speaker A: Freaking out. I'm freaking out.
• 19:29
  Speaker B: What am I, a loser?
• 19:31
  Speaker A: No, you're. You're you. When I look at you.
• 19:37
  Speaker B: When I look at you, what do you think? What's the first word that comes to mind, like, when you look at me?
• 19:44
  Speaker A: Friend. You don't like that. You're like. You're everybody's friend.
• 19:50
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 19:51
  Speaker A: Good friend. A good friend. Yeah. Like you. You. You will be by someone's side, like, through.
• 19:56
  Speaker B: All right. That's a nice end.
• 19:58
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 19:59
  Speaker B: It's not, like, consistent adjective, though.
• 20:00
  Speaker A: Consistent.
• 20:01
  Speaker B: Okay. I like that. My eye is twitching.
• 20:05
  Speaker A: Wait, what is wrong with you?
• 20:06
  Speaker B: I'M having a twitch situation.
• 20:08
  Speaker A: You actually look really pretty today, though.
• 20:10
  Speaker B: Thanks. Bottom glam squad, you.
• 20:13
  Speaker A: Can I finish my thought?
• 20:14
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 20:15
  Speaker A: So I used to be the cool girl on Instagram, and now Instagram has made such a turn. It's. The posting on Instagram is different.
• 20:23
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 20:24
  Speaker A: Like, if you're not posting the esthetically pleasing way, you're not posting correctly. Meaning.
• 20:30
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 20:30
  Speaker A: First picture, top half of you. Second picture, quote. Third picture, your shoe, your. Your pants and shoes. Your fourth picture is like another quote. And then it's like, never thought of a video of you, like, walking into the sunset. It's way different than it used to be. But I'm not changing my ways because it is going to circle back, and.
• 20:50
  Speaker B: I think you're too cool to follow the coolest.
• 20:53
  Speaker A: I would never. It's not my vibe. It's not my style. Also, like, I'm going to be cool again.
• 20:57
  Speaker B: Just keep doing you.
• 20:58
  Speaker A: Yeah, it's like, you know when those, like, chokers went out of style and then they came back in?
• 21:02
  Speaker B: Yeah, I just.
• 21:03
  Speaker A: Happening.
• 21:03
  Speaker B: I just kept them.
• 21:06
  Speaker A: Yours never went out of style.
• 21:07
  Speaker B: I still have my naked palette from 2006.
• 21:09
  Speaker A: No, you really do. I made her get new makeup. I was stressed, and now you look like a fresh new face. You have dirt on your face.
• 21:18
  Speaker B: Rub the bronzer. You know the bronzer.
• 21:20
  Speaker A: Literally. So, anyway, my point is, do you. Don't let the esthetically pleasing navigate you to change your ways. You can keep up to date with the technology, but be you, because people are going to love you. For who? And yes, some people are getting caught in, like, liking people for their. Like, social media. Like, social media look.
• 21:41
  Speaker B: What do you think's in this water bottle?
• 21:43
  Speaker A: Why are you being freak? Is there pure vodka in there? Let me smell it. Give me it.
• 21:47
  Speaker B: No, no, Mom. I have peanut butter on my breath.
• 21:51
  Speaker A: What's in there? M.
• 21:54
  Speaker B: It's water.
• 21:58
  Speaker A: Did you put vodka in there?
• 22:00
  Speaker B: No, this is water.
• 22:01
  Speaker A: This is, like, awfully empty. I don't like it chugging. Anyway, I just have to say. But. But on another note, you have to step up me. She goes.
• 22:16
  Speaker B: She's talking about.
• 22:17
  Speaker A: She goes, I feel like we need to, like, get our episode out there more. Like, people need to be sharing the link. And I go. I go, you don't even share the link. She goes, yeah, I do. I go, no, you don't. You have to copy paste our link and share it to your stories. She goes, oh, my God. I don't know how to do that. You need to take a Lesson.
• 22:41
  Speaker B: You know what? I. My friends have called me the grandma.
• 22:45
  Speaker A: But you're like, so I just don't like. No, you don't have to be bothered.
• 22:50
  Speaker B: You don't just be bothered.
• 22:51
  Speaker A: You need to be. I can't bothered. Someone needs to bother you, and I.
• 22:55
  Speaker B: Am doing it currently bothering me, and I don't like it.
• 22:58
  Speaker A: You have to, though. You need to be up to date because you know why? We're doing a podcast in 2025, and you are like, no. Nowhere to be found.
• 23:03
  Speaker B: Okay, but, like, you're lost. I just learned what a podcast was yesterday.
• 23:08
  Speaker A: No, Emma, look at me.
• 23:12
  Speaker B: Okay? I'll do better next time.
• 23:14
  Speaker A: But you're. You also are, like. You don't even know who Bronh Chicken fry is.
• 23:18
  Speaker B: I know. I. I am pop culture. I know Rebecca would be really upset.
• 23:24
  Speaker A: Really upset.
• 23:26
  Speaker B: I. I don't know a lot of things. I know about being a mom. And, hey, that's what our podcast is, so.
• 23:33
  Speaker A: No, it is don't shame. And you're a good mom, but also.
• 23:36
  Speaker B: Like, two other things.
• 23:39
  Speaker A: Like, you can't just be doing one thing. You can't be momming all day long.
• 23:43
  Speaker B: But that's what I've been doing for the last five years.
• 23:46
  Speaker A: You still have crabs in your nails.
• 23:51
  Speaker B: No. I probably do, because I want to get better, though.
• 23:55
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker B: I want to get better. This is a roast. Is this an Emily roast? It is.
• 24:03
  Speaker A: I'm calling it the Emily Roast.
• 24:05
  Speaker B: You guys could call it in because there are a lot of people on the.
• 24:08
  Speaker A: I can't talk to you outside of.
• 24:09
  Speaker B: The pond as you can. All right? I had one week I had at my son's birthday in Legoland.
• 24:14
  Speaker A: I'm holding it over her head.
• 24:15
  Speaker B: I was overstimulated.
• 24:17
  Speaker A: Okay. It's okay. I'm happy you're back and everything's fine, but I just. I. I just.
• 24:21
  Speaker B: This is going off. See, I don't even know how to work an iPad.
• 24:26
  Speaker A: No, I have nothing to say to you. You're freaking me out.
• 24:28
  Speaker B: Okay. Anyway, this episode over.
• 24:32
  Speaker A: I don't know what we're fucking talking about, but I just like that. Like, we're on high, so we're just gonna.
• 24:37
  Speaker B: We're riding the high. Yeah, but we are going to get other guests. Right?
• 24:43
  Speaker A: She looks at me. She looks me dead in the eyes and goes. Right.
• 24:46
  Speaker B: As if I bring anything to the table. You do.
• 24:49
  Speaker A: You are the show. I have to say, everybody voted for you. Y.
• 24:53
  Speaker B: Did they?
• 24:53
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 24:54
  Speaker B: You didn't even tell me the results. See, I don't even have access to our accounts, people.
• 24:58
  Speaker A: You don't want to. I can't. I have nothing to say to this girl. I'm leaving in three.
• 25:02
  Speaker B: No, wait. Let's talk about that. It wasn't. It wasn't who liked who better. It was who believes in blacking out. People said me. Yeah, because blackout is a thing. Let's. The next post will be who's Cooler? Emily or Dom.
• 25:17
  Speaker A: And if you'll delete your social media after that.
• 25:19
  Speaker B: No, she'll. If she loses, she'll.
• 25:22
  Speaker A: No, I joke. I will lose my goddamn mind.
• 25:25
  Speaker B: Rebecca. Make that our next one.
• 25:26
  Speaker A: No, don't, please. I'll be really upset because, honestly, people don't move over me.
• 25:31
  Speaker B: That's not true.
• 25:32
  Speaker A: But nobody will vote for who.
• 25:35
  Speaker B: Your haircut.
• 25:37
  Speaker A: Tell me something. There I go. Affirmations. Go, go, go, go, go.
• 25:40
  Speaker B: I mean, you're gorgeous, but I just. It's long hair.
• 25:46
  Speaker A: Mom cut of 2025. Chop your hair off. Guys, I. I used to have hair down to my butt crack. I used to get stuck in my pants when I got up from the toilet seat.
• 25:55
  Speaker B: I know. That's why.
• 25:57
  Speaker A: And I chopped it. And I'm obsessed. But, like, don't you want a new look? Can I tell you something? You might need a revamp.
• 26:03
  Speaker B: I'm not.
• 26:04
  Speaker A: When we go live and stuff for.
• 26:06
  Speaker B: Our show, if she makes me cut my hair, then it's over. I will never.
• 26:11
  Speaker A: Can I tell you something? When I cut my hair, people are like, oh, my God. I could see your body shape. I could see the way you look now.
• 26:20
  Speaker B: Don't look at my body. Why? You don't look at my shape.
• 26:25
  Speaker A: M. You're so beautiful. You're so skinny. You're in your best era. You need a revamp.
• 26:31
  Speaker B: I'm not cutting my hair. I'd rather chop off of my left arm. I don't need that.
• 26:35
  Speaker A: Chopping off your left arm is crazy.
• 26:37
  Speaker B: I don't need my left arm. I only use my right hand.
• 26:39
  Speaker A: Forever living in 2010.
• 26:41
  Speaker B: That's fine.
• 26:43
  Speaker A: No, I don't want you in 2010. We're in 2025. We need to upgrade.
• 26:46
  Speaker B: What else, what else, what else?
• 26:49
  Speaker A: What would you do? Live show happening. Say we're starting our doing a live show in the winter. What do you do? I got you new makeup. What else?
• 26:59
  Speaker B: I'm gonna get my boob job and Botox. Boob job, not cut. Do you just want me to be you?
• 27:09
  Speaker A: You want to be me?
• 27:10
  Speaker B: I do, but not the hair. I will keep my hair.
• 27:12
  Speaker A: I like your hair, though. It looks really good.
• 27:14
  Speaker B: I mean, I'll go. You want to go blonde back to me? I'll talk about you all day. No, you're perfect. You're pretty perfect.
• 27:23
  Speaker A: Okay. Also, you're stressing me out. Put your cup back.
• 27:31
  Speaker B: Scared around here.
• 27:33
  Speaker A: I am happy to be home, though.
• 27:35
  Speaker B: But all in all, home is where the heart is.
• 27:37
  Speaker A: Although there's so many things going on, I feel like, like. Like August is a very dull month. I feel like there's not a lot going on. People are. Not a lot to talk about. People are just, like, dying out and things will come back up.
• 27:48
  Speaker B: People are trying to enjoy the rest of their summer.
• 27:50
  Speaker A: Going on vacation, doing all the things.
• 27:52
  Speaker B: I'm getting sun. I'm getting school scaries.
• 27:54
  Speaker A: Yeah. School scares are coming up. Like, I just feel like chaos is happening. There's not much to talk about. I don't have much to talk about. This episode's gonna be short, sweet, to the point we're gonna be talking about a million things. I don't really care.
• 28:03
  Speaker B: Making fun of me the whole time.
• 28:04
  Speaker A: It's like, something to listen to, like, watch my animations. I don't know.
• 28:08
  Speaker B: I told her she is a great actress. I know. I was talking about I should take acting classes if we're gonna go on a live show.
• 28:14
  Speaker A: No, you don't need to act. I mean, you just have to be yourself.
• 28:19
  Speaker B: You're like. Facial expressions are like, oh, my God.
• 28:22
  Speaker A: Like, ah, yeah, perfect. Do that. Just do that.
• 28:28
  Speaker B: Okay, great. Okay. Yeah, you're good.
• 28:30
  Speaker A: You're good at the concept. You just have to be comfortable in what you're doing. Yeah, that's it.
• 28:33
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 28:34
  Speaker A: They just picture this, but, like, with a live audience triggered. So triggered. I can't speak.
• 28:41
  Speaker B: Like, I'm imagining. I'm imagining us talking.
• 28:44
  Speaker A: But, like, you don't even like participating to.
• 28:50
  Speaker B: I wouldn't look at them. You have to.
• 28:52
  Speaker A: You mean it's a lot of live audience.
• 28:54
  Speaker B: Are you supposed to picture them naked?
• 28:56
  Speaker A: I mean, that's like 2010 again, but go ahead.
• 28:58
  Speaker B: When I was doing presentations in high.
• 29:00
  Speaker A: School, you used to picture them naked or look at naked photos. Why are you just laughing this whole time?
• 29:06
  Speaker B: It's a funny episode, folks. Ah.
• 29:09
  Speaker A: I said, folks, I'm wrapping this the up because I'm sick of this. Okay. Anyway, to recap, chaos is happening. Why don't you go take a lap? Get up. Go take a lap. Put your iPad down. Also, can we get a more pretty case? Because, like, what the is that? Go. Go take a walk.
• 29:32
  Speaker B: Hold on. Okay, I Need a minute. Go.
• 29:35
  Speaker A: You want a snack?
• 29:38
  Speaker B: This is what happens when I don't drink on the episode. You're making me crack up.
• 29:47
  Speaker A: Okay. Anyway.
• 29:50
  Speaker B: Do we have anything else to.
• 29:51
  Speaker A: Say besides, like, no one's having fun anymore? Yeah, no, it's like, it's really bothering though. Like, to my core. I feel like I want to know if anybody's on the same page as me that no one's having fun anymore. Okay, I'm having fun. Are you having fun?
• 30:03
  Speaker B: I'm having. I'm having the time of my life.
• 30:06
  Speaker A: But don't you feel like no one's.
• 30:07
  Speaker B: Having fun anymore, like, going out places in general?
• 30:10
  Speaker A: Like, no. Like when you're with people in public that you're not usually with. Like, aren't they not having fun?
• 30:14
  Speaker B: Okay. Oh, sorry, Mike. Yes. And I have been saying this for many years now. When me and my girlfriends and I go out, I don't know if it's cuz we're older or it's just the environment, but nobody's having fun.
• 30:28
  Speaker A: No, I like. What do you think it is, though?
• 30:30
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 30:31
  Speaker A: It's a social media.
• 30:32
  Speaker B: I think it's social media. I think people are scared. Everyone talk to other people.
• 30:35
  Speaker A: Or I think everyone's just in a bad mood because they didn't get the aesthetically perfect picture video.
• 30:39
  Speaker B: I just feel like the vibe of going out is different in general.
• 30:44
  Speaker A: I feel the same way. It's annoying. Yeah, that's my hot take.
• 30:48
  Speaker B: Hot take.
• 30:49
  Speaker A: Okay, recap. Snooki was on our episode Crazy short Mom Haircuts are in now.
• 30:56
  Speaker B: Never now. Now.
• 30:58
  Speaker A: Out now. Out now.
• 31:00
  Speaker B: I just think that you honestly think if I cut my hair, I would look good. I would look.
• 31:05
  Speaker A: I never thought a million years I would look good. My hair long was my identity.
• 31:10
  Speaker B: Yeah, this is me.
• 31:12
  Speaker A: You don't know that it is.
• 31:13
  Speaker B: If it's not covering my nipples, I don't want it.
• 31:16
  Speaker A: You'll get over that. Anyway, Snooki. Hot take of the haircut. Hot take of no one's having fun anymore.
• 31:24
  Speaker B: August is a dead.
• 31:25
  Speaker A: August is a dead month. But I love it because everyone's shutting the fuck up for once. And that's all I have to say, really. Do you have anything else to say? I'm just going to get off this episode and be like, oh, my God, what do we talk about? We don't have an episode. We don't. And I don't really care.
• 31:39
  Speaker B: It's fine. It's a quick, quick. It's a quickie.
• 31:41
  Speaker A: Michael's gonna love. My husband's gonna love editing this episode. It's gonna be like one and doner super quick. Yeah. Do you have anything else to say to me?
• 31:49
  Speaker B: Don't say that to me.
• 31:50
  Speaker A: Is there anything else to talk about? Anything else going on?
• 31:54
  Speaker B: I had my 7 year anniversary. Wedding anniversary.
• 31:57
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I'm happy for you.
• 31:58
  Speaker B: Yeah. We didn't do anything.
• 32:00
  Speaker A: Went to ac.
• 32:01
  Speaker B: No, we didn't. We couldn't.
• 32:02
  Speaker A: Where did you go?
• 32:03
  Speaker B: We, we went around to Edison, New Jersey.
• 32:09
  Speaker A: That's crazy.
• 32:09
  Speaker B: Where? No, there's the new place. What's it called?
• 32:13
  Speaker A: You were in, like an ice bar.
• 32:14
  Speaker B: I know, it was, it was fun, but it was weird and we were having fun, but I don't think anyone else around us was having fun again.
• 32:22
  Speaker A: No one's having fun.
• 32:23
  Speaker B: What was it called? Can't think. It's not important. Okay. Yeah.
• 32:30
  Speaker A: Like, you're having, like, a little bit of an episode today.
• 32:32
  Speaker B: Yeah, an actual episode.
• 32:35
  Speaker A: Anyway, you look good.
• 32:37
  Speaker B: Thanks. So do you.
• 32:38
  Speaker A: Thanks.
• 32:38
  Speaker B: Did you get your nails done since no boat day? Yeah, me neither. I need to. Could we pick up, like, when August is over, like, going back to Pilates together? Yeah, of course. Okay.
• 32:53
  Speaker A: We just have to, like, plan it better. Yeah, but you can't do a time I could do and I can do a time you can do.
• 32:59
  Speaker B: All right, so we'll just pretend we'll go to Pilates together and we'll come.
• 33:01
  Speaker A: Back like, in our workout clothes.
• 33:02
  Speaker B: Yeah. All right.
• 33:03
  Speaker A: Perfect.
• 33:03
  Speaker B: Perfect.
• 33:03
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker B: Your kid's quiet. Maybe he's sleeping. That's good.
• 33:09
  Speaker A: I don't, I don't.
• 33:11
  Speaker B: What's this weekend party? Oh. Oh. My son's getting his re circumcision. That's what's on my mind.
• 33:21
  Speaker A: I know, like, you were, like, totally elsewhere.
• 33:24
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 33:24
  Speaker A: Her son's getting his peace redone. I just, Can I just.
• 33:27
  Speaker B: They did a job.
• 33:28
  Speaker A: Before we end because I don't even want to. I, I. Where are we going? But real quick, I have to ask you, like, why didn't you do this five years ago? No, I'm really generally asking because. Why are you torturing him at five years old?
• 33:39
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. Why are you.
• 33:40
  Speaker A: But I'm just like, asking because you could have done this.
• 33:42
  Speaker B: No, the doctor kept saying that. It was so.
• 33:43
  Speaker A: He was misleading. It was the doctor's fault. Yeah, he would have done it. Emily totally would have done this years ago.
• 33:47
  Speaker B: I would have done it. But it, it, it's not terrible. It's just, it's so cosmetic. And I just want, I want him to have a perfect penis. And he will after tomorrow. Yeah.
• 33:58
  Speaker A: You know, like he can't go swimming for 10 days.
• 34:00
  Speaker B: It's not 10 days.
• 34:01
  Speaker A: It is 10 days.
• 34:03
  Speaker B: It's five. He'll be fine. Okay. I hope.
• 34:08
  Speaker A: Just like I would plan. Yeah, like bed rest.
• 34:12
  Speaker B: Bed rest for a five year old. Do you know what bed rest is?
• 34:15
  Speaker A: I know. You have to, though.
• 34:15
  Speaker B: No, he's not bed resting. It's not that big of a deal. It's like a quick.
• 34:19
  Speaker A: Oh, penis restructuring.
• 34:22
  Speaker B: Not restructuring.
• 34:25
  Speaker A: What's happening? They're pulling this peach back.
• 34:27
  Speaker B: Yeah, just looks like a little snip. Oh, it's like they forgot a tiny bit of skin. It'll be okay.
• 34:34
  Speaker A: Why is that still going off?
• 34:35
  Speaker B: I put it on mute and it's on do not disturb. Hate 2025. It is on mute.
• 34:43
  Speaker A: It's not.
• 34:44
  Speaker B: How do you work this thing? It's not on mute.
• 34:47
  Speaker A: Told you.
• 34:47
  Speaker B: It's on mute. Okay.
• 34:51
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. After 45 minutes. Okay. That was a quick.
• 34:54
  Speaker B: Good episode.
• 34:55
  Speaker A: Yeah. We're done.
• 34:56
  Speaker B: Wait, no. Follow like subscribe.
• 34:59
  Speaker A: I follow like subscribe and. But we have merch shopping. We do.
• 35:04
  Speaker B: This is really exciting. Our merch website is dropping.
• 35:07
  Speaker A: It's mamaclocksomewhere.com and we have all the fun stuff launching. So stay tuned.
• 35:13
  Speaker B: The sweatshirts are really cute. The hats are cute. I love my water bottle. Yeah, it's gonna be really great. Okay, love you.
• 35:19
  Speaker A: Bye.
• 35:19
  Speaker B: Love you. Danny out.