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131: Drive Angry All The Way Home · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 6: Our nuclear reactor pumping out.
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  Speaker 5: One million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 4: Provide more cooling in the containment chamber.
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  Speaker 7: Two years to James.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: We'll be back.
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  Speaker 4: Audrey, when they close the road, they put up big signs,
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  Speaker 4: like this one. What's up, and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 8: I am Misty.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 10: So we're back here in the car, moving right along.
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  Speaker 8: Hippers.
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  Speaker 4: Heading back home to be hopefully not destroyed by a
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  Speaker 4: nuclear blast.
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  Speaker 11: Cool.
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  Speaker 12: Cool.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that would suck.
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  Speaker 10: We were discussing that earlier.
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  Speaker 8: That's all right. I don't live in Louisville. I live
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  Speaker 8: in New Albany, so you're screwed.
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  Speaker 10: You still would have been taken out in the.
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  Speaker 4: Aftermath?
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  Speaker 10: In the return of the living dead blast, I'm sure
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  Speaker 10: we were.
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  Speaker 4: Taken that out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: But at least it would have finally gotten rid of
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  Speaker 8: our neighbor's house.
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  Speaker 4: There you go. Yeah. So, Misty, you're probably not hungry
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  Speaker 4: right now because earlier you had a cookie and.
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  Speaker 8: Oh my good God, Bill Moseley gave me a cookie.
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  Speaker 8: And I eated it. I eated it all up. And
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  Speaker 8: it was a, what was it?
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  Speaker 4: Pecan Sandy.
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  Speaker 8: Pecan Sandy. I don't like pecan Sandy. But you know what?
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  Speaker 8: If Bill Moseley offers you a cookie, you don't hunt
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  Speaker 8: it down unless you're Jay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I poop on everybody's parade. You do. I just
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  Speaker 4: didn't know what it was. I turned around, I was like, ah,
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  Speaker 4: what is this crazy person? Oh, it is a crazy person.
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  Speaker 4: It's Phil Mosley.
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  Speaker 10: What's he offering me?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, cookies.
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  Speaker 10: I like cookies.
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  Speaker 12: No, dude, seriously.
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  Speaker 4: Then I was all over some cookie. I just turned
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  Speaker 4: around and I was like, ah, it's just somebody with cookies.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, I'm Sandy.
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  Speaker 12: Sorry.
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  Speaker 8: I saw the cookie train coming. I saw him. I
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  Speaker 8: saw him because he gave them to the people in
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  Speaker 8: front of us first. And I'm like, he best be
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  Speaker 8: fucking sharing them cookies. He don't be giving somebody's cookies.
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  Speaker 8: Don't give me no cookies.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty sure I asked for pecan seeds.
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  Speaker 8: I have no idea what you've been doing that reference from.
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  Speaker 10: It's Roger from American Cat.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, I've never seen that show.
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  Speaker 4: I actually like that show. I like that one a
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  Speaker 4: hell of a lot more than Family Guy.
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  Speaker 8: I like Family Guy better.
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  Speaker 10: You didn't even watch it.
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  Speaker 8: I've seen like a half an episode and I gave up.
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  Speaker 10: He's awesome.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, Bill Moseley gave me a cookie and I
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  Speaker 8: ate it.
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  Speaker 4: Me too. And then we were trying to decide if
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  Speaker 4: you were a fetus baby. Which is why I didn't
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  Speaker 4: eat the cookie. I trust no one.
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  Speaker 8: Not even Bill Moseley?
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  Speaker 4: Not even Bill Moseley.
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  Speaker 10: Well, I'd say especially Bill Moseley. I don't even talk
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  Speaker 10: about my parents.
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  Speaker 4: Then I was like, eh, it's Bill Moseley. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: that's a hell of a story to tell here. Remember
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  Speaker 4: that one time I got roofied by Bill Moseley?
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  Speaker 8: My fear was that maybe somebody had given him the
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  Speaker 8: cookies and they had, you know, roofied the, you know,
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  Speaker 8: trying to get him all, you know.
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  Speaker 4: And he was having other people test them for him.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 10: We are the guinea pigs of Bill Moseley.
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  Speaker 8: It's all right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, actually, I think that happened. I don't know about
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  Speaker 4: the roofie part, but I'm pretty sure that's what the
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  Speaker 4: other cookies probably were. Would you like to go into those?
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  Speaker 4: That cookie story?
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  Speaker 8: The cookie basketball game?
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  Speaker 10: He had a whole lot of cookies action going on
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  Speaker 10: this weekend.
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  Speaker 8: He was tossing his cookies.
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  Speaker 10: Those cookies are muffin.
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  Speaker 8: I thought they were cookies.
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  Speaker 4: They were just really thick cookies. They didn't spread out
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  Speaker 4: very much.
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  Speaker 8: I thought he said they were cookies.
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  Speaker 13: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: They were in the air most of the time. I
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  Speaker 8: didn't actually see.
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  Speaker 10: He had like a big Ziploc bag full of homemade cookies.
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  Speaker 8: Large jumbo size.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: And then he was going to like.
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  Speaker 4: He had already come over and, like, thrown some stuff
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  Speaker 4: away in our general area because we're trashy and we
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  Speaker 4: hang out by the trash.
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  Speaker 8: Well, the cool kids hang out.
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  Speaker 4: Well, obviously. Well, then, like, he came back the next time,
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  Speaker 4: and he stopped midway, and he started, like, oh, oh,
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  Speaker 4: here we go. Like, he was making his, like, here
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  Speaker 4: we go, going to launch it in the air. So
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  Speaker 4: he starts, like, whipping the cookies back and forth, and
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  Speaker 4: then he lets go and... Misses.
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  Speaker 10: Totally misses. So then.
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  Speaker 4: He retrieves his cookies. He takes it upon himself to
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  Speaker 4: then not only try again, but back up a little further.
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  Speaker 10: He did this four times.
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  Speaker 8: And he missed epically all four times.
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  Speaker 4: I like the one that was just, he was trying
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  Speaker 4: to bank it in. He was trying to hit the backboard,
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  Speaker 4: but then it just hit the wall and went straight
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  Speaker 4: down onto the floor.
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  Speaker 8: You offered me the opportunity to try it, but I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 8: this is all you.
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  Speaker 4: I was just hoping he'd get across the room and
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  Speaker 4: just be like, we've been injured. taken out random passers-by
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  Speaker 4: in the process.
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  Speaker 8: Seriously when that one clusterfuck of people like stood directly
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  Speaker 8: in front of the garbage i'm like dude i want
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  Speaker 8: him to like bean somebody in the fucking head.
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  Speaker 4: It's like this is bill mosley he don't care he
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  Speaker 4: gonna take you out he will kill you with a
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  Speaker 4: cookie and once again a good story will be had
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  Speaker 4: for the rest of us anyway surviving me remember that
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  Speaker 4: time bill mosley killed a guy with a cookie.
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  Speaker 8: He likes to wear purple a lot too i've noticed
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  Speaker 8: he does seem to like that he's a very big
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  Speaker 8: fan of purple Just like every other time we see him,
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  Speaker 8: he's wearing a purple sweatshirt. Not the same purple sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 8: Different purple sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 10: He's got a lot of purple sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 8: He looks good in purple, I guess.
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  Speaker 10: He does, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Most people don't, but Bill Moseley, he looks good in
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  Speaker 8: just about anything, especially for the French shirt.
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  Speaker 4: It was a very, yeah, if you watch the, what
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  Speaker 4: is it, House of the Thousand Corpses test footage or
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  Speaker 4: rehearsal footage, he's wearing what? I don't know, it could
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  Speaker 4: be like something Marcel Marceau would wear. It's like a
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  Speaker 4: French mime shirt or something. It's a very odd choice
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  Speaker 4: he makes. We couldn't decide if it was sailor or mime.
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  Speaker 4: Either that or a gondola....
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  Speaker 14: Operator?
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  Speaker 4: Operator, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Driver?
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  Speaker 4: Pusher. Pusher, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Pusher.
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  Speaker 4: Pusher, you gotta take this gondola ride. I got your
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  Speaker 4: gondola right here. You're gonna like it.
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  Speaker 15: Hooray to all the pecan sandies.
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  Speaker 4: Coochie, coochie, coochie.
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  Speaker 16: Rock with the teapots of love. Let me touch your cookies.
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  Speaker 16: Let me eat your cookies. Rock with the teapots of love.
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  Speaker 16: Let me touch your cookies. Let me eat your cookies now.
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  Speaker 5: We have just seen rushes direct from Hollywood of pictures
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  Speaker 5: the suspense, comedy, romance, and drama of world-famous stories. Here's
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  Speaker 5: theater soon.
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  Speaker 11: It's Party Time!
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  Speaker 3: Rock and roll will never die.
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  Speaker 4: At least not this Halloween.
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  Speaker 17: I've heard of raising spirits from the dead by incantations, right?
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I did that by playing the record backwards.
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  Speaker 4: You're the man.
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  Speaker 9: The man is you. Sammy Kerr. He's a rock and
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  Speaker 9: roll nightmare.
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  Speaker 4: I am a big fan of yours.
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  Speaker 8: I've got all your records.
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  Speaker 11: Shut up! This message, it's meant for me.
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  Speaker 5: Sammy Kerr.
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  Speaker 3: His fans won't let him die.
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  Speaker 8: He won't let them live.
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  Speaker 9: You should be loyal to your hero.
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  Speaker 8: Make it turn on you.
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  Speaker 11: Shut it off!
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  Speaker 8: Shut it off! I bet we've been together for a
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  Speaker 8: million years.
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  Speaker 4: But you know what?
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  Speaker 8: That's what it looks like.
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  Speaker 17: But my friend Darlene from Orlando saw the picture and put.
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  Speaker 8: A big capital F on it. Skippy! I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 8: that's not funny, you know.
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  Speaker 7: I've grown to cope myself.
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  Speaker 8: No, I've grown.
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  Speaker 4: to anyone. Come on, let's start this.
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  Speaker 17: You're missing the goal.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's a good entryway.
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  Speaker 12: Has it haunted you at this point?
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  Speaker 4: I've grown to cope.
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  Speaker 17: I say that as a joke, but it's true.
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  Speaker 1: It's something that's.
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  Speaker 17: Brought me a great deal of goodness.
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  Speaker 4: That would be Mark Price, the actual name.
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  Speaker 17: I think Ben Stiller actually said my character was Erwin
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  Speaker 17: Skippy Handelman played by Mark Skippy Price.
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  Speaker 9: Coincidentally.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 12: You should work that in.
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  Speaker 4: This is for him?
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 17: This is for one of the guys from Judas Priest.
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  Speaker 15: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Rick Rowans, of.
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  Speaker 4: Course, you've heard of him?
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 11: Of course.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Awesome.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I should pay you.
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  Speaker 17: I'll give you a commission when I do my gig there.
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  Speaker 2: Get out of here, man.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to set up a gig in Akron, Ohio.
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  Speaker 8: Am I on? Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 17: With the guy from Judas Priest at his tap house bar.
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  Speaker 5: Perfect.
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  Speaker 17: You may want to interview me after you're done with
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  Speaker 17: him because this is a hero.
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  Speaker 4: Because he was 17. I was 17.
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  Speaker 17: This guy inspired me that it's okay to be different
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  Speaker 17: because I went to a high school with all jocks.
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  Speaker 4: In the movie, he was me.
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  Speaker 17: I got picked on and bullied around. And he relates
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  Speaker 17: to the movie, Trick or Treat, so much. But on
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  Speaker 17: Family Ties, it was similar for a lot of people.
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  Speaker 4: I know you're into it the same way as the movie.
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  Speaker 4: But a lot of people come up to me because
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  Speaker 4: of Skippy and they.
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  Speaker 8: Go, you know, I really was.
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  Speaker 17: More people really like Skippy than they are the lead
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  Speaker 17: characters in shows. If you think about it, the lead characters,
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  Speaker 17: everything always works out in the end. When does everything
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  Speaker 17: always work out in the end in real life?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, everybody's a Mallory. Nobody wants to be a Mallory.
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  Speaker 4: We're all scared.
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  Speaker 12: Come on. Well, that was one of the.
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  Speaker 4: Tear it on the wall!
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  Speaker 2: Tearing it down!
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  Speaker 11: Oh, God!
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  Speaker 17: We're going to start tearing down posters, man!
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  Speaker 18: That's how we close.
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  Speaker 8: We'll close on Sunday.
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  Speaker 4: We'll crank it. Well, that's one everybody still probably.
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  Speaker 8: I.
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  Speaker 4: Think a lot of people it catches off guard that
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  Speaker 4: you do stand-up, but in truth you were doing stand-up
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  Speaker 4: before you were ever acting, isn't it? That's my little secret.
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  Speaker 17: I was on the Merv Griffin when I was 14.
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  Speaker 17: A little stand-up comedian. A little bit unusual.
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  Speaker 4: So, I guess, how did you get... interested in that
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  Speaker 4: were like specific comedians you were interested in that young.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah definitely I was into the 80s comics that got
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  Speaker 17: huge they all became the biggest stars today but I
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  Speaker 17: knew them all before and I literally knew them as
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  Speaker 17: well as watched them do their act Jay Leno Jerry
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  Speaker 17: Seinfeld name a guy that's huge today Tim Allen Kevin
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  Speaker 17: James I worked with all these guys Dane Cook Jay
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  Speaker 17: Moore a lot of these guys opened for me not
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  Speaker 17: Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld because they were already huge
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  Speaker 17: comedians before they became TV stars but guys like Dane
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  Speaker 17: Cook and Jay Moore used to open for me very
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  Speaker 17: funny absolutely no i recognized he was going to be
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  Speaker 17: a big star right away first time i saw him
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  Speaker 17: everyone in boston knew it they used to call it
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  Speaker 17: dane envy.
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  Speaker 4: So that young what made you think you could go
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  Speaker 4: into stand-up was there something.
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  Speaker 17: My father was a comedian so it was really easy
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  Speaker 17: for me to follow in his footsteps just like a
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  Speaker 17: young plumber might teach his son the trade And so
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  Speaker 17: I had a lot of long car rides where we'd
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  Speaker 17: listen back to his show and we'd analyze things and
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  Speaker 17: I'd watch his show backstage. And it was just a
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  Speaker 17: natural progression for me.
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  Speaker 8: I joined him. I used to join him when I was.
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  Speaker 17: Really little and do jokes and stuff, introduce him, like
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  Speaker 17: open for him a little, you know.
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  Speaker 4: And you got on that show that we won't mention.
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  Speaker 4: But I was going to say... Everybody asks, and I
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  Speaker 4: guess this is Michael J.
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  Speaker 5: Fox.
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  Speaker 8: He's a jerk, right?
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  Speaker 4: No, stop it. Well, it's the Tom F.
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  Speaker 8: Wilson.
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  Speaker 4: Have you heard him do his, because he does stand-up now, too.
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  Speaker 8: He does the song, right? And he does, yeah, he
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  Speaker 8: does that.
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  Speaker 4: Like, everybody wants me to just tell, oh, God, I.
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  Speaker 8: Hated that guy.
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  Speaker 4: What is it like working with Michael J.
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  Speaker 8: Fox?
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  Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, he's always like, how can you hate him?
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  Speaker 4: He's Michael J.
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  Speaker 11: Fox.
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  Speaker 4: So I thought you guys need to, like, do a
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  Speaker 4: bill together.
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  Speaker 8: I would love to.
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  Speaker 17: He's one of my favorites. He's been doing it since
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  Speaker 17: before he was acting, too. And I remember him, actually.
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  Speaker 17: He was probably one of the hottest guys doing it
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  Speaker 17: back in the early 80s. And he had a tuba.
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  Speaker 17: He would bring a tuba on stage. And he's still
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  Speaker 17: one of my favorite funny people.
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  Speaker 4: He's great. He's really cool. I guess getting into Trick
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  Speaker 4: or Treat, was that a specific move on your part
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  Speaker 4: to do something kind of very different from Irwin?
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I just got.
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  Speaker 8: And it wasn't that different. I just got the audition and...
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  Speaker 8: I wanted to make a movie really bad.
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  Speaker 12: I worked hard at it.
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  Speaker 4: TV or?
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  Speaker 17: No, for the movie audition, you know, and I worked
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  Speaker 17: at it really hard. I actually put a monologue from
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  Speaker 17: the movie on cassette tape and dropped it off to
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  Speaker 17: the director, which is a ballsy move. You never know
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  Speaker 17: how that's going to work. It could work against you.
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  Speaker 17: You could be like, what is this fucking idiot? But
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  Speaker 17: in this case, he was impressed.
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  Speaker 4: He liked it. He was like, all right, let's do this.
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  Speaker 17: I think I took the role away from Keanu Reeves.
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  Speaker 17: I don't think the producers are very happy about that now.
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  Speaker 17: But these things happen.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 8: Oops.
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  Speaker 2: They screwed up.
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  Speaker 12: She's in a movie, right?
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  Speaker 9: She must be.
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  Speaker 8: Human Centipede?
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  Speaker 11: No?
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  Speaker 8: That's not the Human Centipede?
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  Speaker 12: I think it's Henry St.
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  Speaker 8: John.
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  Speaker 4: Weird movie to be in, or to be known for. Infamous.
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  Speaker 4: Are you doing some sort of Human Centipede contest here?
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  Speaker 4: I believe they are. How is that going to work?
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: If there's not stitching involved, it's not real. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 4: just going to let you wrap up. You've got a
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  Speaker 4: lot of projects going. What did you want to tell people?
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  Speaker 4: Where to get a hold of you or what gifts
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  Speaker 4: you've got?
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  Speaker 5: Sorry.
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  Speaker 4: But no, did you have any projects coming up you
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  Speaker 4: wanted to tell people about?
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  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 17: I was producer this year for Showtime of green-collar comedy,
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  Speaker 17: an eco-friendly comedy show, the first of its kind. And
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  Speaker 8: So you can look for that.
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  Speaker 17: There's webisodes called Funny by Nature. It'll be out this summer.
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  Speaker 17: And over the years, I've done some stuff behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 8: Most people don't know that.
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  Speaker 17: Game Show Network, E!
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  Speaker 2: TBS, created and produced shows.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm always trying to get the next one on.
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  Speaker 11: It's time for Sofa Theater.
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  Speaker 16: Since the birth of time, humanity has endeavored to restrain
• 17:13
  Speaker 16: evil men in prisons.
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: But since Kane fled the murder of his brother, evil
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  Speaker 6: men have fled the walls of punishment. So it doesn't
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  Speaker 6: matter if you're a badass motherfucker on the run because
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  Speaker 6: you think you're better than everyone else and somehow entitled
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  Speaker 6: to do what you gotta do.
• 17:41
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  Speaker 6: Because you see, badass motherfuckers are never fast enough. In
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  Speaker 6: the end, they will all be accounted for.
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  Speaker 20: Are you driving?
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  Speaker 8: Are you angry? You don't look angry. No, I'm pretty.
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  Speaker 4: Cool right now.
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• 18:44
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  Speaker 10: Alright, so we are.
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  Speaker 4: Back here in the car, and this seems fitting because
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: since we're driving back and forth to and from the show,
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: we thought we'd work in a movie this week, and
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: it will be Drive Angry. So, that is the sofa
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: theater feature of the week. It is Drive Angry.
• 19:07
  Speaker 8: I like to have it in the sofa theater if
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: we're not on the sofa or in the theater.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: The sofa theater is ones that you watch outside of
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: the theater in the comfort of your home. Didn't you
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: watch this in your home?
• 19:17
  Speaker 12: No.
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: I did. That's your line.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: I totally made that up.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: So once again, this is Sofa Theater Hits the Road
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: for the review itself. But technically, I'm still calling it that.
• 19:29
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: So the year is 2011. The director, I want to
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: say it more French-like. I swear I heard him pronounce it,
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: and he pronounced it pretty bland. Patrick, I think he
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: said Lusser. I was trying to say Lussier. I was
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: trying to give him credit and make him fancy and boring.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I think he said Patrick.
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: I was saying Timothy Oliphant or Oliphant. And I was
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: saying it wrong.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: It's Oliphant. It's not fun at all. No, not really.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: So yeah, I think he's Patrick Lusser is how he
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: said it. The plot according to IMDb. There's a plot
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: to this? Oh, there's a plot. A vengeful father escapes
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: from hell and chases after the men who killed his
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: daughter and kidnapped his granddaughter.
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: They kind of Spoil it right there, because they don't
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: tell you at the beginning that he's from hell. It
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: kind of ruined the whole thing.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: So, spoiler alert.
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, spoiler alert. I thought he was just escaped from
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: prison or something. That's what I thought until, like, more
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: than halfway through, and then they start dropping hints, and
• 20:23
  Speaker 8: I'm like, holy shit, this is going somewhere I didn't
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: even know it was going to go. I'll be damned.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: So, well, I mean, they do that little thing right
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: at the very beginning, but there's a lot of it
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: they don't totally go into until well into the movie. But,
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: Where would you like to begin?
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: Fucking hate nicholas cage he's a horrible actor but i
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: think he's embraced his own cheesiness for this movie and
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: he embraced how ridiculous he is because it's just like
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: it's like a parody it's like somebody pretending to be
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: nicholas cage and getting all of his retardedness right but
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: it's him so it's like it's like him it's almost
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: him doing a parody of himself but like i don't
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: know if he's realizing he's doing a parody because it's
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: just so fucking ridiculous.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: I don't mind nicholas cage you like nicholas i like
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: nicholas He's hit and miss. Somebody's got to like him.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's one of those that I've said for years.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: It's like he can turn in 10 horrible, not just horrible,
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: really bad performances. And then just when you've written him
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: off and you're just like, oh, that's it.
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: He's useless.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: He comes back with a really good performance. And it's
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: like you still find that like, oh, look, yeah, he is.
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: An Oscar winning actor.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: He really can do acting when he wants to. And
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: then he goes back to doing just terrible, terrible stuff.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to get her to watch Valley Girl, because
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: that's one of my favorite movies.
• 21:37
  Speaker 10: That's a chick flick.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: It's my chick flick. Dude, I like a lot of
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: chick movies.
• 21:40
  Speaker 21: I don't know why.
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: You like more chick movies than I do. I know.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know what my problem is. Well, that one's
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: like 80s slash chick movies.
• 21:48
  Speaker 8: It's heavy 80s.
• 21:49
  Speaker 22: It's got Nicolas Cage, and he's kind of an early
• 21:52
  Speaker 22: 80s punk, and he's got his V-shaped chest hair, and.
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: You're awful interested in that V-shaped chest hair.
• 21:59
  Speaker 22: Dude, I don't know how he gets a V-shaped chest hair.
• 22:01
  Speaker 22: It's like he fucking sculpted it or something. I don't
• 22:05
  Speaker 22: have much chest hair. I don't have much chest hair
• 22:07
  Speaker 22: because I'm a half Asian.
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: I am thankful for that. I do not like chest hair.
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: I like just the way you are.
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 22:12
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. When I was in high school,
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: I wasn't cool because I didn't have chest hair.
• 22:17
  Speaker 23: You know?
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Now it's not cool.
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: I'm sure that's one of the many reasons you weren't
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: cool in high school. Oh, shut up! I'd come up
• 22:23
  Speaker 8: with a whole list. I'll get my pen and paper
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: back out. Whatever.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's my thing. Having, you know, a couple
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: weeks back, I did my whole take on another one
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: that was sort of trying to be very exploitation-like. I
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: talked about Bitch Slap. And that one was, like, one
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: that sort of, like, it had a lot of good elements.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: It definitely knew what it was trying to be, but
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: something missed the mark.
• 22:46
  Speaker 16: Like, this one.
• 22:47
  Speaker 23: didn't really miss the mark like this one knows awesome
• 22:50
  Speaker 23: it knows what it's trying to be and somehow delivers
• 22:54
  Speaker 23: on all i mean even when it's like bad it
• 22:56
  Speaker 23: knows that it's bad but it delivers it in a
• 22:58
  Speaker 23: way that's just entertaining and like just ridiculous enough that
• 23:02
  Speaker 23: you're totally buying into it and having fun with it
• 23:05
  Speaker 23: but still ridiculous enough that you're like wait They didn't
• 23:08
  Speaker 23: really do this in this movie, did they?
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, they did.
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: That's how me and Jay were watching. I'm like, oh, what? Yeah,
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: they did. They did that. Yeah, look at that. I mean,
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: it was so over the top and ridiculous. I was
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: leery at first by watching it because I really, really
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: don't like Nicolas Cage, but I love me some Amber Heard.
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: And I also love William Fincher. Is that a thing?
• 23:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: Fincher?
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Fichtner? I don't know. Fichtner, I believe, is how they
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: pronounced it in the real world.
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: He was awesome. He was one of the best parts
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: of this entire movie. He played the... Accountant? I put
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: a quotation here.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: The accountant.
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: His fucking character in this movie is just so fucking awesome.
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: I love his character. He has the best lines in
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: this movie. He's just the best character in this movie.
• 23:51
  Speaker 8: He's the reason to watch this movie. It's William Pickner
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: or whatever his name is. I was shocked. I was like, hey, look,
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: it's Grace's boyfriend. And Jay was like, what the hell
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: are you talking about? It's Grace's boyfriend. Yeah, who?
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I still don't know what you're talking about.
• 24:06
  Speaker 11: Grace.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Grace who?
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: Grace Under Fire.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I never watched that show. I was like, hopefully not
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Will and Grace.
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: No. Grace Under Fire.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: That's what I was like, I know you.
• 24:15
  Speaker 10: Didn't watch that, right?
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: So what the hell are.
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: You talking about? You're not talking about Grace Under Fire.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: I remember Grace Under Fire, but I kind of forgot.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: I watch Will and Grace every once in a while.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Will and Grace makes my head hurt. It's just so cheesy.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: It's cheesy, but it's got some enjoyment. It's so sitcom-y.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: It just chews on the sitcom level. I like the...
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: What's her name? Because she was such a bitch. Oh,
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Debra Metz, do you know? No, what's her name?
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: Megan Mullally?
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Megan Mullally. I actually did like... That was the
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: only saving grace. Do you have an accent for her?
• 24:45
  Speaker 13: Huh?
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: No, I don't. I'm sorry. But anyway, back to Drive Angry.
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: I love William Fichtner. I loved everything about this movie,
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: which is shocking because I fucking.
• 24:56
  Speaker 22: It's Nick Cage, and he's driving fucking Nicholas Cage, and
• 24:59
  Speaker 22: he's driving fucking angry.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: He is. He's fucking mad. He's pissed off, and he's
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: driving muscle cars.
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: Driving a Charger for most of it. Yeah. Amber Heard
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: stole from her boyfriend.
• 25:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: But, I mean.
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: She was making paint.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: Oh, well, yeah.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: It's a great movie.
• 25:13
  Speaker 14: It's like muscle cars just fall out of the sky,
• 25:15
  Speaker 14: and he just happens across all of them.
• 25:17
  Speaker 22: It's not like real life where, you know, you're like.
• 25:20
  Speaker 22: come across a Hyundai, you know, and you're like, ah,
• 25:23
  Speaker 22: I'm driving angry in a Hyundai. Because I know you
• 25:25
  Speaker 22: can't drive angry in a Hyundai. I mean, you could,
• 25:27
  Speaker 22: but you really, you're.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Driving a Hyundai. But I mean, a Charger? You're like,
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: holy shit, motherfucker's driving angrily in a Charger. Get the
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: fuck out of his way. This is a damn Charger.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Fucking A. That's what I thought was funny. It was like,
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: it was almost like, this is the guy version of
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: girls changing clothes. girls like love to change clothes and
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: they got their fancy outfits and like oh i want
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: to be seen in my other fancy outfit this was
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: like three times in this movie he changes to a
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: different car granted one of them's really fast but i
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: mean he goes you know oh i've done that one
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: for a while i want another fancy car i want
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: a cool muscle car uh let's do we have a
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: chevelle somebody come on oh.
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah they broke one of his cars they broke.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Several of them yeah oh geez what's going on Drive angry. Yeah.
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: But yeah, it's pretty much just him trying to kill
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: Bella's dad the entire movie.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what I was thinking when I saw that.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I was like... Bella and Twilight?
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Bella.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Team Mustache Man?
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: Yes. That was her.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: That was Team Mustache Man?
• 26:29
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: Oh, really?
• 26:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: See, that's the thing.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: He was a swell guy. I didn't think of that
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: because I kind of... I kind of watched the first one,
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: but I blocked it out. I still haven't watched the
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: last two. I didn't recognize the mustache. It's Billy Burke.
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: It's Billy Burke.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: But he's still the dad in Red Riding Hood. I
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: didn't see that.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: You guys didn't see it, but that's the thing. He's
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: the dad in that, too. So I'm just sitting there
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: the whole time going, isn't he dad?
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: He's always dad. He's Bella's dad, for God's sake.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: He's Red's dad.
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: But yeah it's pretty much nicholas cage trying to kill
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: bella's dad because bella's dad kidnapped his granddaughter.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Grandbaby yeah the baby the whole plot's kind of confusing
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: and yet at the same time you don't give a
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: rat like that part of it they go so far
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: into like trying to explain some of the other more
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: mystical stuff but some of the basics i'm just like Well,
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: he's a crazy, crazy cult guy. He stole the baby
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: of Nicolas Cage's daughter. After he killed her. In the cult. Yeah,
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: and then he killed her because she, you know. I
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: won't say it because I'll spoil some parts of it
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: and then you'll realize.
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: Are you trying to spoil it or are you something else?
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: No, no, I'm just saying. I'll leave it with other
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: people to figure that out.
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: We already spoiled the main part.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: We can throw out the double spoiler alert for the
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: end if we need to.
• 27:49
  Speaker 10: Because that's my thing.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: I kind of have like, okay, during this, where was
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Nicolas Cage?
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: I don't know. Oh, he was in jail.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Was he?
• 27:57
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: He was in jail for a while.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: He was in jail for a while.
• 27:59
  Speaker 23: I mean, yeah.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: No, the whole time she was growing up, he was
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: in jail.
• 28:03
  Speaker 10: So where does he.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Come from immediately at the beginning of the movie to
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: take care of all this business?
• 28:08
  Speaker 11: Hell.
• 28:08
  Speaker 10: How did he get to hell?
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: He died.
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: He died.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: When was this?
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: I forgot to try. That's what I'm saying.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: This is all sort of like, they gloss over that,
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: which I'm kind of like, that's a basic thing. And
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: then after two minutes, I was like, I don't care.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Blow up another car or something.
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: But to me, that's kind of a big thing that
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: they should have brought up at the beginning, the fact
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: that he was... I mean, granted, they were trying to
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: play it off a little bit, I guess, and get
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: you midway into the plot before they go into the
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: full-on mystical, spiritual, however you want to look at some
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: of the other crazy stuff.
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: That shit totally caught me off guard. When I saw
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: the trailer, I didn't expect some big old mystical, oh,
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: he's from hell, go on, kill this guy. I didn't
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: expect any of that. It's like, hey, you're driving angry.
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: I didn't know it was going to be something like
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: big old, he got out of hell. I didn't expect
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: any of that when I first started watching it. I
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: didn't even realize that that was the whole thing until, like,
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: halfway through the movie. I'm like, he did.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Well, that was mine. Like, yeah, I was going to
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: say that, too. I was like, the advertising, in a way, like,
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: missed that opportunity. Like, on the one hand, I could
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: almost see them, like, Going, oh, regular audiences, you know,
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: general audiences are going to be, like, scared off by
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: this weird mystical thing.
• 29:17
  Speaker 13: Fucking devil worshippers. They freak me the fuck out. Messing
• 29:22
  Speaker 13: with powers they ought not to. Turns my shit white.
• 29:25
  Speaker 11: No, that's real.
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: UFOs, Bigfoot, ghosts, that's bullshit.
• 29:34
  Speaker 13: Devils and demons. Once you open those doors, you just
• 29:39
  Speaker 13: can't close them. But you know that, don't you?
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: The other thing I thought it might be too close
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: to Hell Rider is what they were trying to avoid.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: The what?
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: Ghost Rider?
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Ghost Rider. Yeah, that's what I kind of said, too.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, wasn't he just in a movie where
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: he came back from hell?
• 29:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and sort of that same thing.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: It's like, I'm a badass from hell and I'm riding
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: around instead of on a bike in a car. But yeah,
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: he kind of sucked in Ghost Rider. And that's the thing.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Ghost Rider's terrible. I mean, it's written terrible. He's bad
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: in it. So it's like... He was in Ghost Writer.
• 30:10
  Speaker 10: No, that was Ewan McGregor.
• 30:13
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Because, other than that, yeah, those ads made it just
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: look like an action movie. Like a normal... Like a
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: revenge movie. Yeah, a normal, like... It was 3D.
• 30:36
  Speaker 22: It's Nicolas Cage driving around pissed, and he's gonna blow
• 30:39
  Speaker 22: some shit up and kill people, and he's driving.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: In some cool cars.
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: It's Amber Heard, and she's hot, you know?
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: That's what it all looked like. But yeah, like, right
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: off the bat, they get this, you know, shot of hell,
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: and I'm just like, oh, okay. It was like, we're
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: taking a very different turn. Immediately, it's like stuff that
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know you were going to go into
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: is like Where you're setting up the story. Yeah, and
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: what's crazy is all the crazy cult guys are all, like,
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: southern guys, you know? What's up with that?
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: You just wanted to break your accent back out.
• 31:08
  Speaker 14: No, no, I just want to know because, I mean,
• 31:09
  Speaker 14: I guess because nobody's afraid of northern cult guys because,
• 31:14
  Speaker 14: you know, I mean, who's afraid of a cult guy
• 31:16
  Speaker 14: from Jersey.
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Well, there's other reasons to be more freaked out by Jersey.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Massachusetts or something like that. I can't say that.
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: I can't say that right. Massachusetts.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Massachusetts. Yeah, and nobody from California is really going to
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: be killing you because they're just... I don't know.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: They're pretty crazy in California.
• 31:33
  Speaker 22: Eh, you know.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: I'm not too concerned about that. I don't know if
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Jersey is the best example, though, because I saw the
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: situation on TV the other day. That dude is scary.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: For different reasons.
• 31:43
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I know, but he's too busy, like, frosting his
• 31:46
  Speaker 14: hair and lifting weights.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: That's his cult.
• 31:48
  Speaker 22: It's going to be, okay, everybody let's frost our hair.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: And lift weights and look at ourselves in the mirror.
• 31:53
  Speaker 22: You know, it's not like, hey, we're going to, you know,
• 31:55
  Speaker 22: we're going to bring back the devil and, you know,
• 31:59
  Speaker 22: shit like that.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: Don't fill up babies for the situation.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: No, I guess because the South is so... I guess
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: because it's kind of.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: It's kind of so rooted in religion and there's, you know, the... Southern,
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: you know, shit like that. You can definitely work in
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: that crazy snake handling kind of plot line. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: I guess you're right. Snake handling. I'm watching it, and
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: I'm just like, wow. And it's a shame, because we
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: all watched it at home.
• 32:26
  Speaker 10: But I'm like, this is so 3D.
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: I didn't want to pay to see it in the movie,
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: in the theater, because it's fucking ridiculously overpriced. I'm like, oh.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: So it's like 2D.
• 32:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: It probably took a lot of fun out of it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Probably. Because so many of the gimmicks, I mean, it
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: was just so much stuff flying at the screen. I
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: had to guess. I had to pretend.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: I was sitting there throwing stuff at him.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: I'm going to whip this at your head. Now you'll
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: get the full experience. That entire hurt. Well, it was
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: the big explosion. You had to have the finale.
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: The flames and everything. Me with a lighter.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Good times.
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: Waving that lighter.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, there was a lot of stuff flying at
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: the screen and them flipping things at the screen and
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: shooting bullets into your face. That was awesome. In a way,
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: it looks really cheesy, but maybe that's just because we're
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: watching the 2D down version, and the graphics maybe looked
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: better in 3D, but yeah, some of that stuff I
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: was just like, oh, wow, special effects.
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: I bet it looked just as cheesy in 3D. Probably, actually.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: But, like, even the gore, like, the hand, right off
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: the bat, you get this bloody hand action. And I'm
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: just like, that looked cartoony as hell. But you know
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: everybody in the theater was like, yes!
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 33:44
  Speaker 10: That's what they were saying.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Like, it gets, like, a laugh reaction in everybody. Not a, oh, gore, oh,
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: I'm horrified. They were just, like, laughing every time that happened. And, like,
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: they thought that was awesome. So I'm just like, again,
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: they know what movie they're making here. So you can
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: kind of get on board with it. kind of movie
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: where you have chicks running around naked all the time.
• 34:02
  Speaker 10: Something about the.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, that sex scene.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: Let's think about that sex scene for a minute. Okay.
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: It reminded me of, like, what was that scene in
• 34:10
  Speaker 8: Shoot Em Up?
• 34:11
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: He's having sex with that girl while he's having a
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: shootout at the same time. That shit's just insane. He's
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: having sex with this girl at the same time people
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: are trying to kill him. Yeah, there's just bullets flying everywhere.
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: He's still having sex with this girl while he's... Yeah. Yeah,
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: it was fucking awesome.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: And, of course, she doesn't realize until.
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: Afterwards There's dead bodies laying there. Because their sex is
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: so great. I can't imagine sex with Nicolas Cage being
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: all that great.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Let's not imagine it.
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: But yeah, she's like fawning over him. Oh my god, gorgeous,
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: you're so beautiful. And I'm just like, dude, are you
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: looking at Nicolas Cage? Who are you talking to?
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: He's drunk again. Are you seeing his crazy hair this
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: movie out? It's different, but it's still crazy.
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: His hair was something. It was a big old greasy bag.
• 34:56
  Speaker 22: Ah, she's the chick that all the guys go home
• 34:58
  Speaker 22: with or everybody else is laughing because they're like, ha
• 35:01
  Speaker 22: ha ha, looks like she's got another one.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Well, that was this, I mean, it's, yeah, Patrick, our director,
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: just seems to like doing entire scenes of chicks naked.
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: But no Amber Heard naked.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Well, she's Amber Heard. She doesn't have to do that.
• 35:15
  Speaker 10: She's too awesome for that.
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: She is pretty awesome.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: She is pretty damn awesome. But yeah, I mean, it's
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: like this one, I mean, You remember, I mean, this
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: is the same director who did My Bloody Valentine 3D.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Love that movie.
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you remember. Running through the parking lot scene.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Running around 3D naked.
• 35:28
  Speaker 10: In the heels.
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: In the heels. Oh, she wasn't completely naked. She had
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: her heels on. Running through the parking lot, giggling all about.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: So, once again, we had those, not once, but twice
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: in this movie. You've got the girl at the beginning
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: that she comes in and is screwing around with her boyfriend. She's, like,
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: bitch slapping out on the street. Actually, John, she just
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: decks the hell out of her. Amber in this movie
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: does not fight like a girl. Amber beats people's ass.
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: Amber never fights like a girl, dude. She always fights
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: pretty tough.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: She's a badass. So, yeah, she's beating this girl's ass
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: out on the street, totally naked. And then, you know,
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: we get to a few scenes later, we're in the
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: middle of that sex scene. I'm like, Which, once again,
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: I'm not complaining, but chick totally naked the entire scene.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Nicolas Cage completely clothed. Not complaining. Nobody wants to see
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: that shit.
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he had his shirt on, too, didn't he?
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: He had his jacket on.
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: His sunglasses on. I had sunglasses. And smoking a cigar.
• 36:21
  Speaker 12: Oh, shit.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Because, you know, you don't want to be naked when
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: you're about to get into a gunfight. It's some sort
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: of crazy... No one's prepared for being in a gunfight. Yeah,
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: he had to plan ahead because he knew there was
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: going to be a gun battle.
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: Layden's almost stopped.
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: It's just a graze.
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: Milton, those cops shot at us with no warning. They
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: weren't trying to arrest us.
• 36:42
  Speaker 13: They were trying to kill us. They were trying to
• 36:45
  Speaker 13: kill you.
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: But yeah, it's just so ridiculous beyond words. Everything about
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: this movie, I was just like shocked. I was just like, really?
• 36:53
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of just random, pointless violence that
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: you're just on board for.
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: I totally was. I was like, oh my god, yay!
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Right off the bat, when he runs into the three,
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: I think those guys are even billed as fuckers, the
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: three fuckers in a truck, that he's just, like, brutally
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: just taking them out, and you're already like, alright, good,
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: we don't like them, you know, so... You've got that
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: going on. But then, like, even the random people. Like,
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: remember the chick in the RV that then, like, falls
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: out at the end and just starts, like, firing the gun? Like,
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: the one in the business suit from the cult?
• 37:30
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah. This was nuts.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: But, I mean, then all of a sudden there's this new, like,
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: rush of violence. And I was just like, oh.
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: Oh, that was awesome. All about gratuitous violence.
• 37:43
  Speaker 14: The good thing about the film, I think, for us
• 37:45
  Speaker 14: was that we didn't know what it was going to
• 37:47
  Speaker 14: truly be about.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: And we weren't expecting much.
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: I never expect much.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: From a Nicolas Cage movie.
• 37:52
  Speaker 14: Yeah, we were like, nah, this is going to suck
• 37:53
  Speaker 14: and we're going to watch it and we're probably going
• 37:54
  Speaker 14: to be like, eh, whatever. So you go into it
• 37:57
  Speaker 14: having absolutely no expectations of it whatsoever and then we
• 38:01
  Speaker 14: thoroughly enjoyed it.
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: I got grid like a tart the whole time.
• 38:04
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's not that it's a specifically awesome movie as
• 38:09
  Speaker 14: in like, oh, Nicolas Cage is a genius.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Or anything like that. It's just good. Oh, who knows?
• 38:17
  Speaker 22: Dorky movie reviewer guy from New York Times.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: I think he actually does do a decent job for
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: this kind of movie and for it being Nicolas Cage.
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: He's just like a parody of himself. Kind of, yeah.
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: It's almost like he realizes he's a joke and he's
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: willing to make more of a joke out of it.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: A lot of his roles seem like that in the
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: last ten years. A lot of them.
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: Seem like he's a joke and he ain't realizing it's
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: a joke, but I think once he finally realized it
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: and embraced it.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: He finally got the joke. Well, this is also after Kick-Ass,
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: which he's awesome in Kick-Ass, but he, like, again, it's
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: a joke the way that he treats that role sometimes.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: So it's like, I think he's getting to that point
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: where he knows how cheesy he can be, and he's
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: almost using it to his advantage when, at the right time, sometimes.
• 39:10
  Speaker 8: What'd you call me?
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: What did you just call me? I called you fat fuck,
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: and we had better leave it at that. Unless you
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: prefer I call you dead fat fuck.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: What?
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: I'm looking for someone. Maybe 40 or so.
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: Six one. Probably looked out of place. He was here earlier.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: Traveling light.
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: Likely on foot.
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: Who are you? I'm the accountant.
• 39:41
  Speaker 7: That supposed to mean something to me? It will if
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: I add you to the books. And if you don't
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: tell me what I want to know.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know, it's one of those, like, definitely right
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: off the bat, you can tell what kind of movie
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: it is, because, like, as soon as he gets out
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: of the car to go kill the guy, you get the, like,
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: you get the big guitar riff that, like, you know,
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: it's just, it's definitely, that's when I was just like, oh, yeah,
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: they're making this kind of exploitation-y sort of movie. So,
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know, it felt like one of those. It
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: was beyond just, like, a normal action movie kind of score.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: It's like, it definitely almost plays on the over-the-top cheesiness
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: with just, like, the the crazy guitar score going on.
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah it was probably ridiculous but it worked you know
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: it seemed like everything about this movie worked if they
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: had done anything differently it might have not worked as
• 40:27
  Speaker 8: well but because it's like everything just pieced together so
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: perfectly with its retardedness that it was just so ridiculous
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: that I was just like yeah.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: That's why I almost do want to have to give
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: them credit for I guess just the writer director team
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: I mean they it's it's a very similar premise and
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: with the actor I mean it could have been Ghost
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Rider yes I mean it's You have to give them
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: credit for turning it around and making it this much
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: fun when that one is such a, like, pain to
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: sit there and watch.
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: But it took itself more seriously, though, didn't it? I
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: never saw it, so I don't know.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's just such a weird.
• 41:02
  Speaker 12: Well, that's... I mean, they're both a weird premise, but
• 41:05
  Speaker 12: I don't know.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: The way that they handle it in Ghost Rider just
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: seems kind of awkward, where this one just kind of, like, doesn't.
• 41:12
  Speaker 8: Bother with any of that.
• 41:13
  Speaker 12: Like, it's just more explosions, more naked chicks, more.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: racing cars and like it doesn't yeah it's like it
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: doesn't really like worry about most of that stuff it
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: doesn't try to overdo too much of it it just
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: seems like it's a it's like a movie that lives
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: in the moment it's like he's gonna go screw this
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: girl now now he's gonna go beat the hell out
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: of this guy now Amber's gonna punch somebody in the
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: face so I don't know it seems like it lives
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: the movie like that and it works for some reason
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know yeah it's fast paced it doesn't slow
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: down at any point no It just hits you. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: And then that's the end of the movie.
• 41:48
  Speaker 17: And you're like, yeah, let's go drive angry.
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: I wasn't, I was definitely entertained throughout the entire movie.
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: There was never a point where I was like falling
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: asleep or like, God, is this movie ever going to end?
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: This is one of the few movies where I'm like,
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: you know, I could have used a little bit more
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: of this movie. I could, I could watch more of this,
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: you know?
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's better because they're sort of structuring it off
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: a better one. And that's the thing that maybe that
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: it was one of those. I don't think I knew
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: the full extent. It's what you're saying of, of like
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: the whole mystical side of it, but they even like
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: totally out themselves as saying like a lot of it
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: is the, the basic premise is based on high plains drifter,
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: which is the Clint Eastwood movie that sort of, then
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: once you know that you're like, well, yeah, a lot
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: of this sort of ties in and a lot of
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: what's going on is, is, you know, pretty basic and
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: that's also how the like the people handle themselves like
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: they were talking about how none of it is there
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: are no good guys really like everybody's kind of horrible you're.
• 42:46
  Speaker 14: All that one guy that was his buddy that he
• 42:48
  Speaker 14: borrowed the car from he was pretty good.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: He was in the end in the end that you
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: know he's he's sort of they sort of pass on
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: the only good that's left in this movie that guy
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: comes into play so yeah But for the most part, like,
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: even our main characters, you know, Nicolas Cage isn't a
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: good guy. Amber, it's, like, pretty terrible. But at the
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: same time, there's, like, she's got a good heart. So
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: they sort of base, like, the heart of the movie
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: around her. But her actions and behavior quite often are
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: pretty bad.
• 43:17
  Speaker 8: I question the very ending of the movie. Should we
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: go ahead and put a double spoiler alert on that?
• 43:20
  Speaker 10: Double super secret spoiler.
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: I guess he's dying again for the second time. He's
• 43:26
  Speaker 8: going to give his baby that he spent this entire
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: movie saving to Amber Heard's character. I'm like, I'd be pissed.
• 43:33
  Speaker 8: I'd be like, motherfucker, you're going to leave me with
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: this goddamn baby. This ain't my baby. What? And he's
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: just going to give her the end.
• 43:39
  Speaker 14: But no, by the end of the movie, she's all like,
• 43:42
  Speaker 14: I'm honored to watch your baby and raise it as
• 43:44
  Speaker 14: my own, you know, kind of thing.
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: She's talking kind of like Ted there for a second.
• 43:50
  Speaker 18: Huh?
• 43:50
  Speaker 8: Never mind. Whoa, baby. I am honored. I'm honored.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where is the Ted taking care of a baby movie?
• 44:00
  Speaker 12: You think we would have had a.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Nobody wants him.
• 44:01
  Speaker 12: We would have had a bad Keanu's, I don't know
• 44:04
  Speaker 12: how to take care of a baby movie.
• 44:05
  Speaker 15: Why didn't we get that?
• 44:06
  Speaker 12: I'm not complaining, really.
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: But seriously, I'm like... Yeah, I guess maybe she's had
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: a change of heart or whatever, but she's not really
• 44:14
  Speaker 8: made good decisions up until this point. She's not really
• 44:16
  Speaker 8: been a good person. She's hot and all.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: But she's got the other guy to help guide her.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: I think more than that, I think what it is
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: is she's fucking strong. Like, she is a strong female character.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: And she'll be able to protect the baby, which he
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: won't be able to do. That's what he's, like, almost...
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: And that's what they're saying. It's like, this is not
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: only just, like, this... he comes out of hell to
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: go save the baby. It's like, he comes out of
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: hell to also find someone to care for this baby
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: because now, you know, the mom's gone and even if
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: he saves her, what the hell is going to happen?
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: So it's almost like the quest along the way is
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: to find Amber Heard.
• 44:51
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: It's like to find someone to, to, you know, pass
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: this baby on to make sure that it is taken
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: care of. And you find somebody is like strong willed and,
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: and physically able to kick anyone's ass in the room.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: And, She's fucking hardcore.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: She's hardcore. So it's like, from that angle, I understand,
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: especially his kind of character, being the way he is,
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: he wouldn't want to hand her off to somebody super nice,
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: mouthy little mom.
• 45:13
  Speaker 12: It's like, he wants somebody that's going to kick somebody's ass.
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: And she is.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: She certainly is that.
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: And look good doing it, too.
• 45:21
  Speaker 12: And I'm pretty sure that bumper sticker on the back
• 45:22
  Speaker 12: of the car is the same one she has on hers.
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: What did it say?
• 45:25
  Speaker 12: I break for pussy.
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah. She is classy, if nothing else.
• 45:30
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. So that was awesome.
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: She is.
• 45:34
  Speaker 12: Oh, what else? Should we talk about the eye?
• 45:37
  Speaker 8: The eye.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: His eye.
• 45:39
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: That whole part of it.
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: He got shot. Oh, yeah.
• 45:43
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: That's fucked up.
• 45:44
  Speaker 10: That was crazy.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: It's another one you don't necessarily see coming.
• 45:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 8: I think it's when I finally realize that he's already dead.
• 45:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: It's when they shoot him and he gets back. How
• 45:52
  Speaker 8: the fuck did he.
• 45:52
  Speaker 18: Get back up?
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: What, do you have a glass eye? No, he's got
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: a fucking hole in his head.
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: What the fuck? That's when I finally clicked on it.
• 45:59
  Speaker 8: I guess I'm slow on the uptake. I was like, oh,
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: he's fucking dead already. That's why I thought, okay, I
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: got it. I didn't put too much thought into the
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: whole beginning with the hell scene and everything, I guess.
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: I just thought maybe it's going to be a hell.
• 46:09
  Speaker 8: It's going to be a hellish good time. But yeah,
• 46:11
  Speaker 8: I didn't put that much thought into it, I guess.
• 46:13
  Speaker 8: I didn't realize it until.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: He did get shot in the gut before that, too.
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: But still, you can, you know, get shot.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: It takes a couple days to bleed to death that way. Exactly.
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: If you got shot in the fucking head, in the
• 46:22
  Speaker 8: eye socket, in orbital regions.
• 46:24
  Speaker 10: And then, like, he toted it around.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: It was like that for, like, 20 minutes in the
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: middle of the movie, where he's got a messed up eye,
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: and then she's got, like, it covered up, and then
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: eventually it sort of crow fixes itself. That was the
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: other one I was thinking it had a similar tie
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: to this coming back to avenge the wrongs, you know, from...
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: the nether regions yeah i got a very crow vibe
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: off of it too certainly a very different tone overall but.
• 46:47
  Speaker 15: Just kind of the basic basic goings-on i have to
• 46:50
  Speaker 15: put more thought into it you know what the guy's
• 46:52
  Speaker 15: name was it was john milton yeah do you know
• 46:55
  Speaker 15: what john milton no nobody wrote paradise lost which was
• 47:00
  Speaker 15: satan getting expelled.
• 47:01
  Speaker 8: From heaven and how hell was formed and all that
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: stuff and the book I just bought remember I did
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: research yeah well I didn't read it me neither but
• 47:10
  Speaker 8: I know things but apparently I know it's got pictures
• 47:13
  Speaker 8: so it's okay though but yeah John Milton wrote Paradise
• 47:15
  Speaker 8: Lost which is you know about Satan getting expelled and
• 47:18
  Speaker 8: all that stuff so that's kind of why I don't
• 47:22
  Speaker 8: know again.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: They're kind of stealing from better projects to put together
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: this silly action movie which makes it a better project
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: in the end I think it's like.
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: The connection with the name and everything I don't think
• 47:31
  Speaker 8: I realized it at the time but I later looked
• 47:34
  Speaker 8: into it because I'm a geek so whatever Why.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: Do we have two dead Colorado troopers within our great
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: state of Oklahoma?
• 47:43
  Speaker 9: And how did these.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Gentlemen come to be on the wrong end of a disagreement?
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: The guests in this room, John Milton, I take it
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: he is not among the departed?
• 47:54
  Speaker 18: No, sir.
• 47:55
  Speaker 8: We got a live one.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Want roadblocks, Sarge? All over the state, you know the drill.
• 48:00
  Speaker 12: You got your boy Tom Adkins.
• 48:03
  Speaker 8: Tom Adkins.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, he is.
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah. He was a police officer. Yeah. What was the
• 48:08
  Speaker 8: movie that we were bitching about the towel? Or the blanket?
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, the Halloween 3?
• 48:13
  Speaker 8: Halloween 3?
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 8: We were somewhere bitching, and I was somewhere, and I
• 48:17
  Speaker 8: was like, you know that.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: I said something about drying off with a blanket. I said,
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: they got monkey blankets, and you're like, it's a towel.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: And I was like, a towel, blanket, same thing.
• 48:24
  Speaker 8: And you're like, no, it's not!
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: You don't dry off with a blanket unless you're that
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: dumb bitch in Halloween.
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: And I can't remember the name of the movie. I
• 48:30
  Speaker 8: was like, that one dumb bitch in that one movie. Oh,
• 48:33
  Speaker 8: I can't remember what it is!
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was like, ooh, okay.
• 48:35
  Speaker 8: I was bitching at Target, and I was walking through Target,
• 48:37
  Speaker 8: and I was mad.
• 48:39
  Speaker 10: Oh, I don't know. I think, I mean, it is.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: ridiculous and over the top and the way that you
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: know that is i think the quote they said from
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: nicholas cage when he read it was i've never read
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: anything so.
• 48:49
  Speaker 24: Crazy like when you've got nicholas cage saying i mean
• 48:53
  Speaker 24: his world is nothing but all kinds of crazy so
• 48:55
  Speaker 24: yeah that's how you know it's it's sort of and
• 48:58
  Speaker 24: it lives up to that i'll tell you that right
• 49:00
  Speaker 24: now yeah and and in a way that you're not
• 49:02
  Speaker 24: expecting because they didn't bill it that way in the
• 49:04
  Speaker 24: trailers and stuff definitely.
• 49:05
  Speaker 8: Recommend this movie i give it two thumbs up if
• 49:07
  Speaker 8: i had more thumbs i would give it those thumbs too.
• 49:09
  Speaker 12: Two extra severed thumbs up from people that get their
• 49:11
  Speaker 12: hands blown.
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: Off in this movie dude totally.
• 49:15
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Well, I think that is quite a plug for Drive Angry.
• 49:19
  Speaker 19: See it?
• 49:20
  Speaker 8: It's awesome.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Big dumps, blows some fun. So if you're looking for that, hey,
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: check it out. And Amber Heard's hot.
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: Yes, she is.
• 49:29
  Speaker 12: All right. We will take a break and be back
• 49:30
  Speaker 12: with the rest of the show.
• 49:32
  Speaker 13: Between now and then, I'm going to fuck you up.
• 49:40
  Speaker 13: Suckin' all my titties like you wanted me Callin' me
• 49:43
  Speaker 13: all the time like Blondie Check out my Chrissy behind
• 49:46
  Speaker 13: his spine all of the time Like.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Sex on the beaches What else is in the teachers
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: of peaches?
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Huh, what?
• 50:02
  Speaker 12: Sucking on my titties like you wanted me.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Calling me all the time, not Bondi.
• 50:06
  Speaker 8: Check out my Chrissy behind. It's fine, I love the tongue.
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: What else is in the teachers of peaches? Like sex
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: on the beaches.
• 50:15
  Speaker 11: What?
• 50:18
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: What?
• 50:26
  Speaker 11: What?
• 50:27
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: It's Brian again. Just here to tell you it's coming
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: up on one of our favorite times of year here
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: at Movie Meltdown. It's coming up on the Fright Night
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Film Fest. This will be the seventh annual Fright Night
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Film Fest.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: But not only that. This year also kicks off Fandom Fest,
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: an entire second convention of geek and pop culture. But wait,
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: you get both awesome shows for the same low price.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Now this is no longer just a convention that caters
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: to horror geeks, but it crosses over into a whole
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: new realm where fantasy and sci-fi lovers, as well as
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: comic book collectors, general film lovers, can hang out with gamers, authors,
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: and artists of all types. It's like Geek Valhalla, only
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: you don't have to die to get there. You just
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: have to get your tickets now. Now the main guest,
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: the legend himself, director John Carpenter.
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: Amazing.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: One of the most influential directors of our time. Not
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: only that, this list of guests goes on. We've got
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: the Fonz himself, Henry Winkler. That is so awesome. Also
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Margot Kidder, Tiffany Shephus, Larry Drake, Jeremy Bullock, Tony Moore
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: and the Stars of The Walking Dead. The Stars of
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: Enter the Dragon. Bruce Lee not included. A Karate Kid
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: Cobra Kai reunion. And give us a Revenge of the
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Nerds reunion. Seriously. Featuring Robert Carradine, Larry B. Scott, Curtis Armstrong,
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: and if booger bean there wasn't enough, Donald Gibb. Ogre,
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: ladies and gentlemen, will be there. There's so many others.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, the stars of American Graffiti, Jaws, Phantasm, so
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: many other stars. You'll just have to go look at
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: the list. It's ridiculous how many stars are there. Plus, again,
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: we cross over into all the other activities that are
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: added this year. You've got literary guests and gaming guests
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: and artists. There'll be seminars and workshops going on, movies
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: the entire weekend, live music, a masquerade ball, and the
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: now infamous Georgetown Drive-In event. plus an appearance from your
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: friends at Movie Meltdown. And isn't that really the most
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: impressive thing? And it's all going on July 22nd through
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: the 24th in Louisville, Kentucky. So get your tickets now.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: You can go to FrightNightFilmFest.com or the site for the
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: new convention, Fandom Fest. That's F-A-N-D-O-M-F-E-S-T dot com. It's going
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: to be one hell of a weekend. The Fright Night
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: Film Fest is my favorite film festival.
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: Hands down.
• 53:45
  Speaker 19: So what else can we do?
• 54:12
  Speaker 10: Sat in the hallway.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: For a while.
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: I sat in the hallway for a good long while.
• 54:16
  Speaker 10: I was napping there for a while.
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: You totally fell asleep.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: I was tired. I got up really early. Preparing for
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: our kick-ass show.
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: Corey got his picture taken.
• 54:26
  Speaker 10: That's true.
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: By somebody who is apparently of international status.
• 54:31
  Speaker 14: He was British, and I knew this because he had
• 54:32
  Speaker 14: a British accent, and his phone had a British flag
• 54:35
  Speaker 14: on it.
• 54:36
  Speaker 10: What did he sound like?
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 54:38
  Speaker 11: Nope.
• 54:39
  Speaker 8: Damn it.
• 54:39
  Speaker 10: I was hoping for more accents.
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: He's blushing. He's embarrassed now.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: I can't do accent when you put me on a
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: spot like that. You can't force it. It just comes out.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: But yeah, what was his comment?
• 54:52
  Speaker 10: It was.
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: Unique?
• 54:54
  Speaker 10: Is it unique?
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: I thought he said it was brilliant.
• 54:57
  Speaker 10: I was going to say, let's make it extra British.
• 55:00
  Speaker 10: Bloody brilliant.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: I don't think he said that, but you know, we'll
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: British it up a little bit.
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: I thought he said it was unique because I said, yeah,
• 55:06
  Speaker 8: I've never seen anybody else with a quarry that new.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: He didn't seem really, like, he kept saying, like, three
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: or four times, he kept going, no, this is, you know,
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: this is really great.
• 55:13
  Speaker 10: Like, he was, like, really taken with it.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, wow, alright, this guy's all about some Corey.
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: Corey's flattered.
• 55:20
  Speaker 10: He should be.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: I think I saw some other people ID it from behind.
• 55:24
  Speaker 8: I did too.
• 55:25
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: Like, the people that were sitting next to us. The
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: ones that were also making fun of the girl who
• 55:29
  Speaker 8: almost fell out of her top. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: I think that I did.
• 55:33
  Speaker 8: And then when we were standing there, I was standing
• 55:34
  Speaker 8: there with you, I heard the girl next to me
• 55:36
  Speaker 8: with the face stuff.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that was the one I was... Face stuff?
• 55:41
  Speaker 8: She had like, she had like, it was made to
• 55:43
  Speaker 8: look like scars across her mouth.
• 55:45
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 55:46
  Speaker 10: Stitches.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. There were several of those girls there.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know why that was the big thing.
• 55:49
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: We had some costumes.
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: We personally didn't have any costumes.
• 55:54
  Speaker 10: Well, we didn't because we're, well, we're professional, you know,
• 55:57
  Speaker 10: we're busy.
• 55:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Fat Ash was there again.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't remember if we went into him from
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: the last.
• 56:04
  Speaker 8: I thought we did. I'm sure we did. I thought
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: we did on the way home or something.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: We probably did.
• 56:08
  Speaker 10: It sounds like our harsh comment.
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: That was the funniest thing I think I've ever said.
• 56:13
  Speaker 8: It made me laugh so hard.
• 56:15
  Speaker 10: And then I saw him standing in line and I
• 56:17
  Speaker 10: was like.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was pretty awesome.
• 56:21
  Speaker 8: Hopefully he doesn't listen in case you do. It's not you,
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: it's the other guy.
• 56:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's that other Ash.
• 56:26
  Speaker 11: Duh.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: It doesn't, yeah, really at those shows you don't have
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: to narrow it down. There's all kinds of Ash.
• 56:31
  Speaker 10: Dude, I've scored so much Ash.
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: Sweet, sweet.
• 56:36
  Speaker 11: Lips.
• 56:36
  Speaker 19: The taste of you tonight.
• 57:06
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• 57:13
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• 57:21
  Speaker 9: We're here with PJ Souls.
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: I guess, how.
• 57:29
  Speaker 18: Did you.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Initially get into this, I guess you had sort of
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: a different upbringing than a lot of actors.
• 57:56
  Speaker 12: Was it Germany you were born?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Yep, I was born in Frankfurt, Germany. Long time ago.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: And then since my dad was from Poland, he spoke
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: a lot of languages. So he got this job with
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: an insurance company and they moved us to Morocco, to Casablanca.
• 58:12
  Speaker 12: It was awesome.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: And then Maracaibo, Venezuela. And then I went to high
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: school in Brussels. Belgium all throughout my whole childhood I
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: always was in the school plays and everything but I
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: never thought it was something you could do for a
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: living so I went to college in Briarcliff College and
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: my roommate happened to be from Manhattan so on the
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: weekends I would come in with her and it was
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: then being in America finally that I realized oh people
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: act and they actually get jobs so that summer my
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: parents moved to Istanbul Turkey I was left alone in
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: the city with my friend Lorraine and I happened to
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: walk by the actor's studio didn't know anything about it
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: but There was a sign posted in there, we'll exchange
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: acting classes for running the spotlight during our summer production.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: So I applied, got the job, ran the spotlight on
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Joanna Miles and Scott Glenn on the Seagull production. And
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: there started sort of my initiation into hanging out with actors.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: And then one of the people that came to see
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: the show, his name was Joshua White. His sister was
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: an actress. He had seen me. met me asked me
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: out we started dating and then he said I'll introduce
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: you to my sister's agent Lester Lewis I met them
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: they loved me they sent me out and the first
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: week I got like three commercials so that's how it started.
• 59:22
  Speaker 12: It all comes into play are you still fluent in
• 59:25
  Speaker 12: the other languages Yes.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: I speak Spanish really well since I was 8 to 14,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: so six years in Venezuela. So it just never left me.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: And French, I can understand it and write it and
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: speak it, but I wouldn't say I'm fluent. And in college,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I was a Russian major, but I kind of totally
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: lost that.
• 59:47
  Speaker 12: And then I guess crossing over, how did you get
• 59:50
  Speaker 12: involved with Gary?
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Involved with Gary Busey?
• 59:53
  Speaker 12: Uh, Cary.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, Cary.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I thought you said Gary Busey. I'm like, I didn't
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: get involved with Gary Busey.
• 59:58
  Speaker 12: Digging up some real stories.
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: I knew him.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Okay. Um, well, Cary, I had, uh, like I said,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I was living in New York and I had my
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: first boyfriend. Then I met a musician, Stephen Souls. We
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: got married, but then ended up getting divorced. And I
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: decided that Broadway, off Broadway, I, it wasn't really my scene.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: I couldn't, I didn't really want to drink. I didn't
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: stay up late. I was always tired at night. So,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Everyone said, well, you'd be good for the movies. You
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: have to, like, get up at 5. So I was like, okay,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to L.A., and I did. And
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: within two weeks of getting there, my agent sent me
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: up for the joint casting session that George Lucas and
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Brian De Palma had. George casting Star Wars, obviously, Brian, Carrie.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: And when I walked in, after waiting, like, a couple
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: hours with all the other teenagers in town, he said
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: to George, I'm going to put her on my list,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: and George went, fine, so. I had three more subsequent
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: auditions and a screen test and then ended up... I
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: tested for actually the part that Nancy Allen got. So
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: John Travolta and I were studying for our screen test,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: which we did together, but Nancy got that part. But
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Brian liked me so much, he sort of expanded the
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: role of Norma because in the script she only had
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: that opening scene with the volleyball game where I hit
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: her on the head with my hat, which I did,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: and that's what he used to keep me in the
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: rest of the movie. He liked it so much.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 23: Wow.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 12: The title character is such a heavy role. Do you
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 12: think at that point you could have pulled that off?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 12: Could you have done the Sissy Spacer role at the time?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Well, Sissy and I kind of had parallel careers. She
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: had been in New York at the same time that
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I was. I knew Bobby Bloom, who was her boyfriend.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: He's the writer and singer of Montego Bay, which was
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: a hit song, but he subsequently got killed when he
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: moved out to L.A. with some terrible accident or whatever,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: but she was pursuing a singing songwriting career in New
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: York not an acting career and she also moved down
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: to LA about the same time I did so she
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: had done a couple of other movies before I had
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: and I just thought I didn't have that look and
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I just didn't have I don't think I really could
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: have played Carrie you know and yes you know really
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: to be totally honest no I didn't I didn't particularly
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: have exactly what would have been required for that role.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: I had the energy and the spunk that was more
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: suited to Norma.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 12: And it came to play a lot better in other roles. Right.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 12: I guess Halloween, how was it working with John Carpenter.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: That early on?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Well, that was great, and one of the great things
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: about that casting audition was that John right away told
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: me I had the part, which is highly unusual, so.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: And then he said, can you stay and help pick
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: out your boyfriend? So there were three guys that were auditioning.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I said, well, I like that guy. And he had
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: the glasses and everything. So that worked out good.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 12: I want to stand. Is it the totally line? Is
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 12: that actually part of what got you that job?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: You know what? I say that, and I recently reconnected
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: with John Carpenter. I saw him at a Spooky Empire
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: convention in Orlando, and he asked for my email, and
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: then he emailed me and asked me to lunch. And
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: at that lunch, he goes, you know, I just want
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: to tell you, you didn't get the part because of
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: the way you said totally.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: I said, really?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: He said, no, you were just so damn cute. And
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: you were perfect for the part of Linda. I said,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: it had nothing to do with the way you read totally.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: I said, oh, God, I'm totally confused all these years.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: So I stand corrected. It was because I was so
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: damn cute.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 12: Some legitimate reasons right there.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: And then I guess what was your death scene like
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: in that one, shooting.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: Of the scene?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: The death scene?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Well, the death scene was actually hysterical because I kept laughing.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Nick Castle was the guy under the sheet at that
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: point because everybody took turns, whoever was available and free
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: at the moment when we were shooting a scene. And
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: he just was so gentle and afraid to hurt me.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: And I just kept laughing because I was like, John,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I can't die with his eyes. He's not even pulling
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: it on my neck. I can't even feel it. So
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, Nick, please, can you just do it
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: a little harder? And so finally, I think he, you know,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: he just did it not even that hard. And I
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: had to totally pretend. But I do remember also with
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: my gasp. And if you look at the, you know,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how many people watch it
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: that closely, but I go, I mean, for the longest time,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: even when I'm out of frame, because I'm like, I'm
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: not having a meow cut until, this is my swan song,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: and I'm going to have as much screen time as possible.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 8: I am dying.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: As I extended the, I refuse to die.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 11: Nice.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 12: Were there any new projects you wanted to tell people about?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm trying to write my autobiography. It's going to
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: be called The Totally Girl, I hope. I mean, everybody's
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: writing a book now, but I guess I've always wanted
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: to talk a lot about my childhood, which is very
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: different than a lot of people's because I grew up
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: around the world in all these foreign countries, and my
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: family was really my core. I mean, I didn't have
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: best friends. I don't have a small hometown that I
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: can go home to. I grew up on four different continents.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: you know, and I ended up playing the ultimate American
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: teenager and I was the farthest thing from it. So
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: I've always kind of thought that was kind of cool.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: And then just, you know, how I sort of fell
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: into the acting business. So, but very hard to sit
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: down every day and write about yourself. It seems very indulgent.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: So that's the problem I'm having, but I am working
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: on that. And then I go to conventions and a
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: while back, I did meet a young fan in Chicago
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: at the flashback weekend and his name's Matt Russell and
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: He just really, you know, inspired, I inspired him to
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: really get on the track of pursuing his dreams and goals,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: and he was in high school at the time. He
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: went to Columbia College Film School, and then he came
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: out to L.A. He's a screener now. He reads scripts,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: and he's working on a short film called The Show
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: that was a magazine short story, and he's developed, he
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: adopted it into a screenplay, and he's paid for the
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: rights to turn it into a short film, and so
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be in that project, and That's on kickstarter.com,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: which is the newest place to go to invest in
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: young filmmakers' projects. So I hope we get to do it,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: and I have a lot of faith in him. And
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: my daughter is an aspiring musician. She's with her boyfriend
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: in a group called Joe Nash for John and Ashley,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: and their CD is almost done, so I'm going to
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: be cheerleading them. And I'm a lyricist as well. My
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: boyfriend and I write country songs. So we've got a
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: lot going on because, I don't know, it's hard to
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: get movie roles as... Mom.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that changed midway in.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no longer the ingenue.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 12: Was that an adjustment, I guess?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Well, it was a slow happening because, you know, once
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: you have kids, you're adjusting anyway.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 12: You don't have as much.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: chance or time to do those go away for three
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: months on location anymore so you got to turn down
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff but it was okay because my
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: kids are great i love them and i wouldn't trade
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: them for any movie project in the world so.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 12: And do you want to tell people to go to
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 12: your website or.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Well my website just usually you know says what i'm
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: doing next it's not a big deal i don't sell
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: anything on it but one of these days i will
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: get a facebook the official pj souls facebook page there
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: are three websites, three Facebook pages, but they're not me.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: So everybody's always like, oh, you didn't write me back.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I go, it's not me. But they're fun. They're nice
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: to look at. I mean, it's like an honor for
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: people to have made a Facebook page on my behalf.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: But one of these days, you know, in the beginning
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: it was my daughter saying, mom, you can't be on Facebook.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: It's not for, you know, old people. I'm like, thank you.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: But now it's like for everybody. So I can go
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: there now.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 12: Thank you very much for talking with me.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 11: Here we are, burning up in our cars. And in
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 11: our hearts, better days. Sleeping late with a headache. Perfect weather, congregate.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: The crowds are thinning out at the snack bar, folks,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: and there are still three minutes till showtime. You can
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: easily make it for something that'll just hit the spot.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 8: How about it?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Don't waste a second of refreshment time.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 25: Oh, hi, everybody. It's me, Tommy Wiseau from The Room.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 25: And me, Nicholas Cage from Ghost Rider. And we're here
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 25: to talk to you about something very important. Isn't that right, Nicholas?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's right. Bill and Chris have been.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 25: Telling you about OTC Live for a long time. But
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 25: there's no better time than now to join into the
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 25: show live. That's right, Nick. Every Sunday night at 6 p.m.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 25: Eastern Standard Time, you can see the show live. And
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 25: how can you think of anything better to do on
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 25: a Sunday night? Bill and Chris will talk about very
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 25: exciting topics such as music, movies, and pretty much anything
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 25: else that revolves around pop culture. Plus, they answer very
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 25: important questions.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 20: Like, how is your sex life?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 25: And other important questions such as, how to get burned.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 25: So check in every Sunday night at 6 p.m. at www.tv.outsidethecinema.com.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: It's part of your problem, you know.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: You haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: answered in the movies.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: And now, on with the show.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 16: Ride with the devil Hide with the law I got.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: No pistols Ain't got no sword.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: I got no army.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 9: Ain't got no land.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 25: Ain't got nothing but the stone that's in my hand.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 8: Talk about the convention itself, the goings-ons, the.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 14: Lack of power, lack of AC, sweaty celebrities.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, one room in particular got mighty toasty, but
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: the rest of them are actually pretty cool. And then
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: one of the, I was talking to one of the
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: the actors there they said their reason that they told
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: them was they can't turn the ac up in this
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: room anymore it makes the other rooms too cold i'm
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: like well fuck those guys turn it up anyway.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah it's kind of funny how the vendors had lights
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 14: and they had ac but then the uh the actors
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 14: got screwed out all that stuff.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 8: They didn't even have lights for a while.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: I never even figured out what was going on with
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: the lights. They would just, like, every once in a while.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 8: Go, boom.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 14: Well, I'm assuming that everybody was running the AC, and
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 14: the AC was running so hard that it was really taxing.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: Their electrical system. But I've never seen it shut down
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: lights like that. Like, I've seen it, like, throw a breaker. Like,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: at your house, that's what it does. I don't know
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: what it does on, like, industrial-sized hotels. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know why, but just kind of like... It's
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: like some weird power surge. Somebody put it on the
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: dimmer switch all of a sudden, and then you're standing
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: in the dark, and Bill Moseley really did throw a
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: cookie in your hand or something.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 10: Very strange.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 8: We were in the Freddy Museum when that happened. I
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 8: was afraid Freddy.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: Was going to come get me.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 23: Maybe.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: There were, what, six, eight gloves in there at least. Dude, seriously.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: I'm not worried about them. Because they were badly welded.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: Badly welded.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 10: It's going to break that blade off in your gut.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 11: Really? Yeah, whatever.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, it's my job, so, you know.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, they're criticizing the welds as we walk through.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: That Kruger, fucking hack. Whatever, amateur.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, for a first-time convention, they did have, you know,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 8: quite a good run of people.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 8: I'm still kind of iffy on the setup. It was
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 8: set up kind of weird.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: I've seen other ones that kind of fall into that category.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 12: It's just.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know. It's just different ways to do it.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: I still don't know that there's a perfect system that
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: I've seen. They're all very different, and they all have
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: their own problems, and.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so that's... I don't know. I don't know what
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 10: you can do. Just cramming that many.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: People into one space is going to lead to a
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: lot of problems.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 8: Well, it's leading to me to want to punch a
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 8: bunch of people in their fucking faces.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: People just walk. When there's other people behind you, just
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: keep walking.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 8: Or people that walk... But they look behind them when
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 8: they walk.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: Maybe they're talking on the phone.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so they're walking with no fucking clue as to
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 8: where they're going. I fucking snagged with this one guy.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 8: I'm like, watch where you're fucking going. Like, this is
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 8: my first time at a show. I'm like, that's no
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 8: fucking excuse. That's some common sense.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: You've never walked before either? Yeah, they're like.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 8: Oh, wow. But, yeah, people there were, I mean, the people,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 8: I mean, the staff was nice. They were, you know,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 8: except for that one lady who wanted to kill us
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 8: at the end of the show.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 10: It's because we wouldn't get out.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 8: But, I mean, the people there were kind of jackass-y,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 8: you know, like the, I don't want to say the fans.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: People like us, you know.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 8: They just, I don't know, they just, I don't know.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 8: Maybe because it's so hot outside, people were just kind
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 8: of testy. I don't know. It was kind of cramped
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 8: in some spots.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 14: I didn't really run into any jackass-y people.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 8: Because I was walking in front of you. I was
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 8: what I'm running into. Yeah, I guess.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 14: Oh, there were times when I was going out walking
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 14: around by myself. I didn't run into anybody that was
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 14: really jackass-y.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 10: So, you know. Everybody seemed okay. I mean, it's like
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 10: any convention, really.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 8: I did almost get shoulder checked by Tom Sizemore.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: He's crazy. He'd go off late.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 8: Seriously, I almost walked him close and he was like
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 8: right next to me. So it's like his shirt touched me,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 8: which I don't like people's shirts touching me and creeped out.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 8: His shirt's like touched me and I'm just like.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: Ah, but yeah. It's a famous shirt's late.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess it was okay then. Should we talk
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 8: about any of our celebrity encounters or talk about celebrities
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 8: that you didn't actually interview?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: It depends.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 10: If we don't like him, sure, go for it.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 8: We can talk about Jake Busey for a second, because
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 8: he was a lot more handsome in person than I
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 8: had anticipated, and he was taller than I thought. And
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 8: he was in the hot room, so he ended up
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 8: taking his shirt off. He was just wearing a wife beater.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 16: Uh-huh.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 11: Uh-huh.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: Jake seems pretty cool, and we know him indirectly through
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: somebody else. I even attempted to get him to sit
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: down and talk about stuff this weekend, but I think...
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: I wasn't sure if he would have the patience to
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: sit there and do it. The person that knows him
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: kind of seconded that. They're like, yeah.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 10: I don't know if that'd be his thing.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 8: You're not a hot chick, so I don't think he
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 8: could have got.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: Away with it.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 8: That too.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 10: I think that's probably the problem there.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 8: You are no suicide girl?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 12: No.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: No, I am not. I try.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 10: As much as I try.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: But, yeah, like I said, he was more handsome than
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 8: I thought he would be. He looks a little bit taller.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 8: It seemed quite as scary as I would have thought.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: You're putting everything on his dad on the end.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 8: I am. He's not as crazy as I would think,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 8: knowing who his dad is. Not that I personally know
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 8: his dad. I just know that what I've seen on television,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 8: he looks batshit insane.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: Yes, he does.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 8: And I was afraid that any of that, you know,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 8: buckets of nuts fucking rolled on into Jake Ducey. But, no,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 8: I didn't have to talk to him.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: I just kind of walked by. I didn't, like.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 8: converse to him at any point. I didn't try to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 8: get his autograph because, you know, I've maybe seen Jake Busey.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: In one movie ever.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 8: Maybe.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 14: Two.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 8: One.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 10: You've seen Pregnars?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 8: Oh, I've seen three then because he was in Identity.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 8: Wasn't he?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: I can't even remember. It's been so long since I've
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: seen Identity.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 8: He was the guy who was tied up into the chair.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 8: He was the prisoner.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 12: Okay, yeah.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: Wasn't he? It's been so long since I've seen Identity.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: I can't remember anything.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 8: And then he was in, wasn't he in, um, what was.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: The big box?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 10: Starship Troopers.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 8: It's a great movie.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 11: It's a great movie.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 12: Oh, Lord.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 10: We need to watch some Starship Troopers.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 8: That was my mom and Rob's first movie that they
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 8: watched together.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 10: What an odd choice for a date movie, but all right.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: It seems like my kind of date movie.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 8: Is there any other celebrities you want to make fun of?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 14: I kept wanting to ask Tom Sizemore about the Ameris.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: Commercial, but.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 14: I don't know if anybody ever watches, like, the commercials,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 14: but if anybody's familiar with him.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 11: Omneris.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 8: Omneris. Omneris to the nose.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 14: The guy, the little computer guy looks like Tom Sizemore.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 8: He did.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: Misty pointed this out.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 14: But then recently he's gotten to look less like Tom Sizemore.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 14: So I'm wondering if Tom Sizemore realized that, hey, they
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 14: ripped me off. And he called him and said, hey,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 14: you need to change this guy around because he looks
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 14: exactly like me.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: Likeness rights. Yeah. You can sue him for that kind
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: of stuff. But I was going to ask him.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 8: I was very uncomfortable with Tom Sizemore's pants. It didn't
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 8: make me uncomfortable. It was like... It just, it made
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 8: me uncomfortable.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: They weren't tall enough. They didn't fit him, yeah.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 12: Low rise.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 8: They were very, extremely low rise. They were like, they
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 8: were like an inch of zipper between like the crotch
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 8: and the button. And then, he has no ass whatsoever.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: None whatsoever to speak of. There was no ass on
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 8: Tom Sizemore.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 10: Not even a little.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: It was like... indented inwards it.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: Just didn't fit his personality.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 8: Really are you saying he has a fat ass personality
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 8: no it's.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: Not what I would have expected him to wear it
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: kind of looked like a little too trendy I didn't
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: I expected him to wear like good old American Levis
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: or something you know.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 14: Yeah he was wearing like that and a chain wallet
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 14: and a hot rod shirt and I was going to
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 14: ask him if.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: He was into cars you know I don't know earlier
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: he was wearing a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt so was he
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: yeah everybody.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 10: Kept changing because it was so hot in.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 8: That room yeah I thought he was wearing a Bob
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 8: Dylan shirt.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: Later today, he was wearing a Hot Rod shirt.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 8: But earlier today, he was wearing a Bob Dylan shirt.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: Was it Dylan?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 10: I can't remember. It was some 60s rock.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I think he stole most of the
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: shirts from the vendors in the... Damn, Tom Sizemore gave
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: me a shirt.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: All right. Here you go.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 8: We already discussed Bill Moseley and his wicked awesomeness.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 10: He gave me a cookie.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: That was Bob.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 8: I don't take cookies from just anybody. Especially pecan sandies.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 8: It actually wasn't bad. I don't think I've ever actually
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 8: had a pecan sandy before. Thank you, Bill Mosley.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: Every time you eat a pecan sandy, you're going to
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: think of Bill Mosley.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 8: Chances are I'll never eat a pecan sandy again. I will.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 10: I'm down with some pecans. Those were good. I'll go
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 10: get some and think of Bill Mosley.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: Think of him chop-topping the top of his head. Scooping
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: in and eating a pecan sandy with it. I got
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: a question. What was with the big boob green mannequin chick?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: I never hung around long enough to figure that out.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: I'm not exactly sure.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 10: They just roll a lot of weird stuff into conventions.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: I guess. Fanboys can go, oh my god, she's got
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: some big boobs. Get my picture with her.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 10: She won't move.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: She can't run away. She can't run away.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: She can't call security on me.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 10: The sad part is she still did.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 8: Do you want to share your story of the ranting celebrity? Huh?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 8: The bathroom guy?
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: No, I don't care. We can tell it randomly since
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: we don't 100% know who it is, but we're pretty sure.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 8: You want to tell?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 8: He doesn't want to tell a story.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: Hey, I don't care.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 8: Apparently some celebrity was being a dick at the bathroom.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know. It was somebody that really, I
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: didn't know who the fuck he was, so I'm not
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: saying that's not a celebrity, but still.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 14: If you're going to yell at the poor girl, not
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 14: really yell, but kind of bitch that poor girl that was, like,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 14: fucking cleaning the toilets, you know? Part of me wanted
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 14: to get up and say, hey, fuckface, you.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: Know, why don't you be nice for once before I
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: shove my fist up your face? God, you know? Who
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: the fuck are you?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 8: Whatever.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: She was apologizing. She probably could have lost the job
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: because he was kind of like, you know, I don't know.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 10: I just hate.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: People abusing, like, what little power they got, you know.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: And just trying to be jackasses over people.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 14: Especially people that work hard every day, you know.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, she's cleaning the bathroom for God's sake.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 14: I think he was complaining about there was no toilet
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 14: paper in there. Because she was replacing the fucking toilet paper.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 10: You kicked her out.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: You kicked her out of the fucking bathroom.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 16: You know.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 8: Whatever.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 10: Whatever.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 8: Now it's time to drive angry.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: Drive angry. I got my squishy ball over here. It's
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: a therapeutic squishy ball. A therapeutic squishy ball. I can
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 11: One.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: I can door handle.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 8: There. I got it. Are there any other celebrities that
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 8: caught our attention in any way, positive or negative?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: Zoey Bell was awesome, but she disappeared too fast. She left.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 10: She was there.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 8: She was so cute.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: She was.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 10: She was actually nice. I knocked her for a minute.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 10: And then she was out. She had to go catch
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 10: a plane.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 8: Plane the awesome girl.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much. She is damn awesome.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 14: I always feel bad when we go to these conventions
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 14: because there's always a lot of really great artwork.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: So I'm not really so poor. It's just that I'm like.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 14: $ 20 artwork or $ 20 motorcycle part.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 8: Or food.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: Or food.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right now this week it's food. so I'm to
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: the point it's like well that's awesome where the hell
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: am I going to put.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 8: It well that's awesome I'll come back later and get
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 8: it oh wait it's gone yeah that's usually how it
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 8: goes I didn't buy anything at all. There were some
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 8: t-shirts I really wanted, but $ 14 for a t-shirt, and
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 8: I have a shitload of t-shirts.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 10: That's pretty cheap, actually.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 8: I know, but I have, I think it was like
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 8: $ 10 maybe, but I've got so many t-shirts, do I
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 8: want to spend $ 14 for another t-shirt?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 10: I kind of do.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's like a $ 10 t-shirt. You can't pass a
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 14: $ 10 t-shirt up. I mean, look at a fucking $ 10 t-shirt.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 14: That's like a dog that sings. You can't fucking pass
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 14: it up.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 13: What?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 8: What? What the fuck.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: Does that look for?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 10: Alright, with that, should we wrap things up?
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think so.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: I think we've covered most of it. Yeah, otherwise, it.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 10: Was a well put together show.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: So yeah, go to daysofthedead.net and start planning for next
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: time out. Anything else we need to pass along this week?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 8: I was going to say $ 4 for steak fries is overpriced.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 10: But not for that big-ass slice of pizza.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: That was a.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 17: Big-ass piece of pizza, dude.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 10: Dude, it was the size of this one guy's head.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 8: And he was trying to cram it all in at once.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: He was trying to cram that whole fucking slice of
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: pizza in his fucking head, and he couldn't because it
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: was as big as his head.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 8: Even folded, it was huge.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 14: Like, he tried to make a funnel out of it
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 14: and just kind of, like, slide it down his gut,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 14: but it just didn't work.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: He was making a funnel for, like, the fries or something.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 8: I don't know what that shit is.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 10: I guess we'll have to fire up some... Drive angry music.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: Which I do like the, even the director, by the
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: end of the movie, as it's wrapping up in that
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: big scene there, even the director referred to it as
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: a live-action meatloaf song.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 10: I was just like, yeah, yeah, kind of.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think I was listening to it and it
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 8: sounded like a meatloaf song to me. Yeah.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 10: Well, I think it's a cover, actually.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, they do. I think that's why that was
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: the tie-in on the final song.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 14: When I think of meatloaf, I think of, like, paradise
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 14: by the dashboard light or i think a bad out
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 14: of hell no not.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 8: Really i don't do anything for love.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 14: Yeah yeah i remember i remember seeing the meat yeah
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 14: like the album cover.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 26: I was singing for you the bad out of hell
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 26: album like i saw it when i was like when
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 26: i was in school i saw it like uh whatever
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 26: fucking podunk record store that we had around the house
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 26: I was like, oh, my.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 10: God, this is fucking awesome.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: There's, like, this bat, and he's riding his fucking motorcycle.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: He's riding out of hell. This is awesome. I got
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: home to listen to it, and I was like, this sucks.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: I wanted something hardcore.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 8: Like, I wanted, like... Was it a lemon, and you
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 8: wanted your money back?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wanted, like, Testament or something. I wanted something fast.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 8: Two out of three ain't bad.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: So bad.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 8: It's fucking awesome.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: All revved up and nowhere to go.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 10: Alright, we should get the hell out of here.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: So, fire up the Muzak for this week's movie, yeah.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: I'm hungry.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 8: I want some more of Bill Moseley's cookies. But not
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 8: the ones he was playing basketball with.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: Not the ones he was tossing.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 8: I do not want the cookies that Bill Moseley tossed.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 10: Alright, until otherwise, that's it.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: We will return next week, same geek time, same geek feed,
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: and thanks for listening.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 11: Bye.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 27: I'm still alive Must have been a miracle.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: It's been a hell of.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 21: A ride Destination still unknown.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: It's a fact of life If you make one wrong
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: move With a gun to.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 27: Your head You'd better walk the line Or you'll be
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 27: left for.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 18: Dead I'm a runaway train On a broken track I'm
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 18: the ticker on the bum That you can't.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 27: Turn back This time That's right I got away with
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 27: it all And I'm still alive Let the end of
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 27: the world Come tumbling down I'll be the last.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 18: Man As long as hot blood runs through my veins,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 18: I'm still alive Lost.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 21: In the night, feeling so invisible Oh, a dead man
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 21: walking the wire High above the devil's net that's made
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 21: of fire And it's a long way down from the
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 21: top of the world You better look around or you're
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 21: gonna get burned I'm a.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 18: Runaway train on a broken track I'm the jitter on the.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 11: Bum that you can't.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 27: Turn back this time That's right I got away with
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 27: it all and I'm still alive Let the end of
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 27: the world come tumbling down I'll be the last man
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 27: standing on the ground And as the dust clears, look
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  Speaker 27: in my eyes I'm still alive.
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  Speaker 21: The darkest night is black enough to keep the morning.
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  Speaker 27: Light from shining.
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  Speaker 21: The highest water tall enough to keep the smallest man
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  Speaker 21: from climbing. The more that you resist the tide, the
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  Speaker 21: more it pulls you in, the.
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  Speaker 18: More you hang on for your life. on a broken
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  Speaker 18: track I'm a ticker on the thumb that.
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  Speaker 4: You can't turn back this time That's.
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  Speaker 18: Right I got away with it all and I'm still
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  Speaker 18: alive I'm a runaway train on a broken track.
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  Speaker 11: I'm a ticker on the thumb that.
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  Speaker 27: You can't turn back this time That's right I got
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  Speaker 27: away with it all and I'm still alive Let the
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  Speaker 27: end of the world come tumbling down I'll be the last.
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  Speaker 11: Man I'm.
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  Speaker 18: Still alive.
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  Speaker 11: I'm still alive.
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  Speaker 18: I'm still alive.
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  Speaker 4: Get it in there quicker for the next one. Skippy's
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  Speaker 4: got to pay his mortgage.
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  Speaker 7: This show is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
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  Speaker 7: edited by Brian Renfro, with opening music performed by The Empires.
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• 1:28:58
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