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- 0:15Speaker 1: The Wheels of Chance by H. G. Wells, Chapter six.
- 0:19Speaker 1: On the Road to Ripley, in the fullness of time,
- 0:23Speaker 1: mister hoopdriver drew near the Marquise of Granby at Esher,
- 0:27Speaker 1: And as he came under the railway arch and saw
- 0:30Speaker 1: the inn in front of him, he mounted his machine
- 0:32Speaker 1: again and rode bravely up to the doorway. Burton and
- 0:36Speaker 1: biscuit and cheese he had, which indeed is burton in
- 0:40Speaker 1: its proper company. And as he was eating, there came
- 0:44Speaker 1: a middle aged man in a drab cycling suit, very
- 0:47Speaker 1: red and moist and angry in the face, and asked
- 0:50Speaker 1: bitterly for a lemon squat. He sat down a seat
- 0:53Speaker 1: in the bar and mopped his face, But scarcely had
- 0:56Speaker 1: he sat down before he got up again and started
- 0:58Speaker 1: out of the doorway. Damn he said, Then, damn fool,
- 1:04Speaker 1: I said mister hoopdriver, looking around. Suddenly, with a piece
- 1:07Speaker 1: of cheese in his cheek. The man and drab faced
- 1:10Speaker 1: him I called myself a damn fool, sir. Have you
- 1:13Speaker 1: any objection? Oh? None, none, said mister hoopdriver. I thought
- 1:19Speaker 1: you spoke to me. I didn't hear what you said.
- 1:22Speaker 1: To have a complaintive disposition and an energetic temperament, sir,
- 1:25Speaker 1: is hell hell, I tell you I caught a play
- 1:28Speaker 1: of disposition and a phlegmatic temperament. All very well, but
- 1:32Speaker 1: energy and philosophy. Mister Hoopdriver looked as intelligent as he could,
- 1:37Speaker 1: but said nothing. There's no hurry, sir, none whatever. I
- 1:42Speaker 1: came out for exercise, general exercise, and to notice the
- 1:45Speaker 1: scenery and to botanize. And no sooner do I get
- 1:48Speaker 1: on that accursed machine than off, I go, hammer and tongs.
- 1:52Speaker 1: I never looked to right or left, never noticed a flower,
- 1:56Speaker 1: never saw a view, got hot, juicy red like a
- 1:59Speaker 1: grilled chop. Here. I am, sir, come from Guildford in
- 2:02Speaker 1: something under an hour. Why, sir, Mister Hoopdriver shook his head.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Because I'm a damned fool, sir. Because I've reservoirs and
- 2:11Speaker 1: reservoirs of muscular energy, and one or other of them
- 2:14Speaker 1: is always leaking. It's a most interesting road. Birds and
- 2:17Speaker 1: trees I've no doubt, and wayside flowers and there's nothing
- 2:21Speaker 1: I should enjoy more than watching them. But I can't
- 2:25Speaker 1: get me on that machine, and I have to go,
- 2:27Speaker 1: get me on anything, and I have to go, and
- 2:30Speaker 1: I don't want to go a bit. Why should a
- 2:32Speaker 1: man rush about like a rocket all pace and fizzle?
- 2:36Speaker 1: Why it makes me furious, I can assure you, sir.
- 2:39Speaker 1: I go scorching along the road and cursing aloud at
- 2:41Speaker 1: myself for doing it. A quiet, dignified, philosophical man, that's
- 2:45Speaker 1: what I am at bottom. And here I am dancing
- 2:48Speaker 1: with rage and swearing like a drunken tinker at a
- 2:51Speaker 1: perfect stranger. But my ways wasted. I've lost all the
- 2:55Speaker 1: country road, and now I'm on the fringe of London,
- 2:57Speaker 1: and I might have loitered all the morning. Uugh, Thank heaven, sir,
- 3:01Speaker 1: you have not the irritable temperament that you are not
- 3:04Speaker 1: to go to to madness by your indogenous sneers, by
- 3:07Speaker 1: the eternal wrangling of an uncomfortable soul and body. I
- 3:11Speaker 1: tell you I lead a cat and dog life. But
- 3:14Speaker 1: what is the use of talking? It's all of a piece.
- 3:18Speaker 1: He tossed his head with unspeakable self disgust, pitched the
- 3:21Speaker 1: lemon squash into his mouth, paid for it, and without
- 3:24Speaker 1: any further remark, strode to the door. Mister Hoopdriver was
- 3:28Speaker 1: still wondering what to say when his interlocutor vanished. There
- 3:32Speaker 1: was a noise of a foot spurning the gravel, and
- 3:35Speaker 1: when mister Hoopdriver reached the doorway, the man in drab
- 3:38Speaker 1: was a score of yards London word. He had already
- 3:42Speaker 1: gathered pace. He peddled with ill suppressed anger, and his
- 3:46Speaker 1: head was going down. In another moment, he flew swiftly
- 3:49Speaker 1: out of sight under the railway arch, and mister Hoopdriver
- 3:52Speaker 1: psalm no more. Chapter seven. After this whirlwind, mister Hoopdriver
- 3:59Speaker 1: paid his rect and, being now a little rested about
- 4:02Speaker 1: the muscles of the knees, resumed his saddle and rode
- 4:05Speaker 1: off in the direction of Ripley along an excellent but
- 4:08Speaker 1: undulating road. He was pleased to find his command over
- 4:12Speaker 1: his machine already sensibly increased. He set himself little exercises
- 4:16Speaker 1: as he went along, and performed them with varying success.
- 4:21Speaker 1: There was, for instance, steering in between a couple of stones,
- 4:24Speaker 1: say a foot of part a deed of little difficulty
- 4:27Speaker 1: so far as the front wheel is concerned, But the
- 4:29Speaker 1: back wheel, not being under the sway of the human eye,
- 4:32Speaker 1: is apt to take a vicious jump over the obstacle,
- 4:35Speaker 1: which sense of violent concussion all along the spine to
- 4:38Speaker 1: the skull, and will even jerk a loose fastened hat
- 4:42Speaker 1: over the eyes, and so lead to much confusion. And
- 4:45Speaker 1: again there was taking the hand or hands off the handlebar,
- 4:50Speaker 1: a sing and a dimple thing in itself, but complex
- 4:52Speaker 1: in its consequences. This particularly was a feat mister Hoopdriver
- 4:57Speaker 1: desired to do for several divergent reasons, but at present
- 5:01Speaker 1: it simply led to convulsive balancings and novel inelegant modes
- 5:05Speaker 1: of dismounting. The human nose is at best a needless excrescence.
- 5:12Speaker 1: There are those who consider it ornamental, and would regard
- 5:14Speaker 1: a face deprived of its assistance with pity or derision.
- 5:18Speaker 1: But it is doubtful whether our esteemed is dedicated so
- 5:21Speaker 1: much by a sense of its absolute beauty as by
- 5:24Speaker 1: the vitiating effect of a universally prevalent fashion. In the
- 5:29Speaker 1: case of bicycle students, as the young of both sexes,
- 5:33Speaker 1: its inutility is aggravated by its persistent annoyance. It requires
- 5:38Speaker 1: constant attention until one can ride with one hand and
- 5:42Speaker 1: search for secure and use a pocket handkerchief with the other.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Cycling is necessarily a constant series of descents. Nothing can
- 5:50Speaker 1: be further from the author's ambition than a wanton realism.
- 5:54Speaker 1: But mister Hoopdriver's nose is a plain and salient fact,
- 5:58Speaker 1: and face it we must. And in addition to this inconvenience,
- 6:02Speaker 1: there are flies. Until the cyclist can steer with one hand,
- 6:06Speaker 1: his face is given over to beezelbub Contemplative flies stroll
- 6:11Speaker 1: over it a trifle absently with its most sensitive surfaces.
- 6:15Speaker 1: The only way to dislodge them is to shake the
- 6:17Speaker 1: head forcibly and to writhe one's features violently. This is
- 6:21Speaker 1: not only a lengthy and frequently ineffectual method, but one
- 6:25Speaker 1: exceedingly terrifying to foot passengers. And again, sometimes the beginner
- 6:30Speaker 1: rides for a space with one eye closed by perspiration,
- 6:34Speaker 1: giving him a waggish air foreign to his mood and
- 6:37Speaker 1: ill calculated to overawe the impertinent. However, you will appreciate
- 6:42Speaker 1: now the motive of mister Hoopdriver's experiments. He presently attained
- 6:46Speaker 1: sufficient dexterity to slap himself smartly and violently in the
- 6:50Speaker 1: face with his right hand, without certainly overturning the machine.
- 6:54Speaker 1: But his pocket handkerchief might have been in California for
- 6:57Speaker 1: any good it was to him while he was in
- 6:59Speaker 1: the saddle. Yet you must not think that because mister
- 7:02Speaker 1: Hoopdriver was a little uncomfortable, he was unhappy in the
- 7:05Speaker 1: slightest degree. In the background of his consciousness was the
- 7:09Speaker 1: sense that about this time Briggs would be half way
- 7:12Speaker 1: through his window, dressing and gossling, the apprentice busy with
- 7:17Speaker 1: a chair turned over to the counter and his ears
- 7:19Speaker 1: very red, trying to roll a piece of huckaback. Only
- 7:23Speaker 1: those who have rolled pieces of huckaback know quite how
- 7:26Speaker 1: detestable huckaback is to roll. And the shop would be dusty,
- 7:30Speaker 1: and perhaps the governor about and snappy, And here was
- 7:36Speaker 1: quiet and greenery, and one mucked about as the desire
- 7:39Speaker 1: took one without a soul to see. And here was
- 7:43Speaker 1: no wailing of saying, no folding of remnants, no voice
- 7:47Speaker 1: to shout, hoopdriver forward. And once he almost ran over
- 7:51Speaker 1: something wonderful, a little low red beast with a yellowish
- 7:55Speaker 1: tail that went rushing across the road before him. It
- 7:58Speaker 1: was the first weasel he had ever seen in his
- 8:01Speaker 1: cockney life. There were miles of this, scores of miles
- 8:06Speaker 1: of this before him, pinewood and oak forest, purple heathery moorland,
- 8:11Speaker 1: and grassy down lush meadows, where shining rivers wound their
- 8:15Speaker 1: lazy ways, villages with square towered flint churches and rabbling,
- 8:21Speaker 1: cheap and hardy inns, clean white country towns, long downhill stretches,
- 8:26Speaker 1: where one might ride at one's ease, overlooking a jolt
- 8:30Speaker 1: or so, and far away, at the end of it
- 8:33Speaker 1: all the sea. What mattered a fly or so? In
- 8:36Speaker 1: the dawn of these delights, perhaps he had been dashed
- 8:40Speaker 1: a minute by the shameful episode of the young lady
- 8:42Speaker 1: in gray, And perhaps the memory of it was making
- 8:45Speaker 1: itself a little layer in a corner of his brain,
- 8:48Speaker 1: from which it could distress him in the retrospect by
- 8:51Speaker 1: suggesting that he looked like a fool. But for the
- 8:54Speaker 1: present that that trouble was altogether in abeyance. The man
- 8:59Speaker 1: in drag, evidently a swell had spoken to him as
- 9:03Speaker 1: his equal, and the knees of his brown suit, and
- 9:06Speaker 1: the checkered stockings were ever before his eyes, or rather
- 9:10Speaker 1: you could see the stockings by carrying the head a
- 9:13Speaker 1: little to one side, and to feel little by little
- 9:16Speaker 1: his mastery over this delightful, treacherous machine, growing and growing
- 9:22Speaker 1: every half mile or so. His knees reasserted themselves, and
- 9:25Speaker 1: he dismounted and sat awhile by the roadside. It was
- 9:29Speaker 1: at a charming little place between Esher and Cobbhoam, where
- 9:33Speaker 1: a bridge crosses a stream, that mister Hoopdriver came across
- 9:36Speaker 1: the other cyclist in brown. It is well to notice
- 9:40Speaker 1: the fact here, although the interview was of the slightest,
- 9:43Speaker 1: because it happened that subsequently Hoopdriver saw a great deal
- 9:46Speaker 1: more of this other man in brown. The other cyclist
- 9:50Speaker 1: in Brown had a machine of dazzling newness and a
- 9:52Speaker 1: punctured pneumatic lay across his knees. He was a man
- 9:56Speaker 1: of thirty or more, with a whitish face and aquiline
- 9:59Speaker 1: mines nose, a lank, flaxen mustache, and very fair hair,
- 10:05Speaker 1: and he scowled at the job before him. At the
- 10:08Speaker 1: sight of him, mister Hoopdriver pulled himself together and rode
- 10:12Speaker 1: by with the air of one born to the wheel.
- 10:15Speaker 1: A splendid morning, said mister hoopdriver. A fine surface the morning,
- 10:20Speaker 1: and you and the surface be everlastingly damned, said the
- 10:23Speaker 1: other man in brown. As Hoopdriver receded. Hoopdriver heard the
- 10:27Speaker 1: mumble and did not distinguish the words, and he felt
- 10:31Speaker 1: a pleasing sense of having duly asserted the wide sympathy
- 10:34Speaker 1: that by cyclists together, of having behaved himself as becomes
- 10:40Speaker 1: one of the brotherhood of the wheel. The other man
- 10:43Speaker 1: in brown watched his receding aspect. Greasy proletarian, said the
- 10:47Speaker 1: other man in brown, feeling a prophetic dislike, got a
- 10:51Speaker 1: suit of brown. The very picture of this, one would
- 10:54Speaker 1: think his sole aim of in life had been to
- 10:57Speaker 1: character me. It's fortune's way with me. Look at the
- 11:00Speaker 1: insteps of the treadles. Why does Heaven make such men?
- 11:04Speaker 1: And having lit a cigarette, the other man in brown
- 11:06Speaker 1: returned to the business in hand. Mister hoopdriver worked up
- 11:10Speaker 1: the hill towards Cobham to a point that he felt
- 11:13Speaker 1: sure was out of sight of the other man in brown,
- 11:16Speaker 1: and then he dismounted and pushed his machine until the
- 11:19Speaker 1: proximity of the village and a proper pride drove him
- 11:23Speaker 1: into the saddle again. Chapter eight, Beyond Cobham came a
- 11:30Speaker 1: delightful incident. Delightful that is in its beginning, if a
- 11:34Speaker 1: trifle indeterminate in the retrospect. It was perhaps half way
- 11:38Speaker 1: between Cobham and Ripley. Mister Hoopdriver dropped down a little
- 11:43Speaker 1: hill where, unfenced from the road, fine mossy trees and
- 11:47Speaker 1: bracken lay on either side, and looking up he saw
- 11:50Speaker 1: an open country before him, covered with heather and set
- 11:54Speaker 1: with pines, and a yellow road running across it, and
- 11:57Speaker 1: half a mile away, perhaps a figure by the wayside
- 12:01Speaker 1: waving something white. Never, said mister Hoopdriver. With his hands
- 12:06Speaker 1: tightening on the handles, he resumed the treadles, staring away
- 12:10Speaker 1: before him, jolted over a stone, wabled, recovered, and began
- 12:14Speaker 1: riding faster at once, with his eyes ahead. It can't be,
- 12:19Speaker 1: said Hoopdriver. He rode his straightest and kept his petals spinning,
- 12:23Speaker 1: albeit a limp. Numbness had resumed possession of his legs.
- 12:27Speaker 1: It can't be, he repeated, feeling every moment more assured
- 12:31Speaker 1: that it was. Lord, I don't know even now, said
- 12:35Speaker 1: mister Hoopdriver's legs a whirling, and then blow my legs.
- 12:39Speaker 1: But he kept on and drew nearer and nearer, breathing
- 12:42Speaker 1: hard and gathering flies like a fly paper in the
- 12:46Speaker 1: valley he was hidden. Then the road began to rise,
- 12:49Speaker 1: and the resistance of the petals grew. As he crested
- 12:53Speaker 1: the hill, he saw her, not a hundred yards away
- 12:55Speaker 1: from him. It's her, he said. It's her, right enough,
- 13:00Speaker 1: it's the suits that's done it, which was truer even
- 13:03Speaker 1: than mister hoopdriver thought. But now she was not waving
- 13:06Speaker 1: her handkerchief. She was not even looking at him. She
- 13:09Speaker 1: was wheeling her machine slowly along the road towards him,
- 13:12Speaker 1: and admiring the pretty wooden hills toward Weybridge. She might
- 13:16Speaker 1: have been unaware of his existence, for all the recognition
- 13:19Speaker 1: he got. For a moment, horrible doubts troubled mister hoopdriver.
- 13:24Speaker 1: Had that handkerchief been a dream? Besides which he was
- 13:27Speaker 1: deliquescent and scarlet and felt so it must be her coquetry?
- 13:33Speaker 1: The handkerchief was indisputable. Should he ride up to her
- 13:36Speaker 1: and get off, or get off and walk up to her.
- 13:40Speaker 1: It was as well she didn't look, because he would
- 13:43Speaker 1: certainly capsize if he lifted his cap. Perhaps that was
- 13:47Speaker 1: her consideration. Even as he hesitated, he was upon her.
- 13:52Speaker 1: She must have heard his breathing. He gripped the brake steady,
- 13:56Speaker 1: His right leg waved in the air, and he came
- 13:58Speaker 1: down heavily and staggered, but erect. She turned her eyes
- 14:02Speaker 1: upon him with admirable surprise. Mister hoopdriver tried to smile pleasantly,
- 14:07Speaker 1: hold up his machine, raise his cap, and bow gracefully. Indeed,
- 14:12Speaker 1: he felt that he did as much. He was a
- 14:14Speaker 1: man singularly devoid of the minute of self consciousness, and
- 14:18Speaker 1: he was quite unaware of a tale of damp hair
- 14:20Speaker 1: lying across his forehead and just clearing the eyes, and
- 14:24Speaker 1: of the general disorder of his coiffure. There was an
- 14:28Speaker 1: interrogative pause. What can I have the pleasure? Began mister hoopdriver, insinuatingly,
- 14:34Speaker 1: I mean, remembering his emancipation, and abruptly assuming his most
- 14:38Speaker 1: aristocratic intonation, can I be of any assistance to you?
- 14:44Speaker 1: The young lady in gray bit her lower lip and said,
- 14:47Speaker 1: very prettily, none, thank you. She glanced away from him
- 14:51Speaker 1: and made as if she would proceed. Oh, said mister hoopdriver,
- 14:56Speaker 1: taken aback and suddenly crestfallen again. It was so unexpected,
- 15:00Speaker 1: he tried to grasp the situation. Was she cook heading?
- 15:05Speaker 1: Or had he excuse me? One minute, he said, as
- 15:09Speaker 1: she began to wheel her machine again. Yes, she said,
- 15:13Speaker 1: stopping and staring a little, with the color in her
- 15:15Speaker 1: cheeks deepening. I should not have alighted if I had
- 15:19Speaker 1: not imagined that you wave something white, he paused. She
- 15:24Speaker 1: looked at him, doubtfully he had seen it. She decided
- 15:27Speaker 1: that he was not an unredeemable ruff taking advantage of
- 15:31Speaker 1: a mistake, but an innocent soul meaning well while seeking happiness.
- 15:36Speaker 1: I did wave my handkerchief, she said. I'm very sorry.
- 15:40Speaker 1: I'm expecting a friend, a gentleman. She seemed to flush
- 15:43Speaker 1: pink for a moment. He is riding a bicycle and
- 15:46Speaker 1: dressed in brown, and at a distance. You know, oh quite,
- 15:50Speaker 1: said mister hoopdriver, bearing up in a manly fashion against
- 15:53Speaker 1: his bitter disappointment. Certainly, I'm awfully sorry, you know, troubling
- 15:58Speaker 1: you to dismount and all that. No trouble, I assure you,
- 16:02Speaker 1: said mister hoopdriver, mechanically and bowing over his saddle as
- 16:05Speaker 1: if it was a counter. Somehow, he could not find
- 16:08Speaker 1: it in his heart to tell her that the man
- 16:11Speaker 1: was beyond there with a punctured pneumatic. He looked back
- 16:14Speaker 1: along the road and tried to think of something else
- 16:16Speaker 1: to say, But the gulf in the conversation widened rapidly
- 16:20Speaker 1: and hopelessly. There's nothing further, began mister hoopdriver, desperately, recurring
- 16:26Speaker 1: his stock of cliches. Nothing. Thank you, she said, decisively,
- 16:31Speaker 1: and immediately. This is Ripley Road. Certainly, said mister hoopdriver.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Ripley is about two miles from here, according to the milestones.
- 16:41Speaker 1: Thank you, she said, warmly. Thank you so much. I
- 16:44Speaker 1: felt sure there was no mistake, and I really am
- 16:47Speaker 1: awfully sorry. Don't mention it, said mister hoopdriver. Don't mention it.
- 16:52Speaker 1: He hesitated, and gripped his handles to mount. It's me,
- 16:56Speaker 1: he said, ought to be sorry, should he say it?
- 17:00Speaker 1: Was it an impertinence anyhow, not being the other gentleman,
- 17:04Speaker 1: you know. He tried a quietly insinuating smile that he
- 17:08Speaker 1: knew for a grin. Even as he smiled, felt she disapproved.
- 17:13Speaker 1: Then she despised him, was overcome with shame at her expression,
- 17:17Speaker 1: turned his back upon her and began very clumsily to mount.
- 17:22Speaker 1: He did so with a horrible swerve and went peddling off,
- 17:25Speaker 1: riding very badly as he was only too painfully aware. Nevertheless,
- 17:31Speaker 1: thank Heaven for mounting. He could not see her because
- 17:34Speaker 1: it was so dangerous for him to look round, but
- 17:36Speaker 1: he could imagine her, indignant and pitiless. He felt an
- 17:40Speaker 1: unspeakable idiot. One had to be so careful what one
- 17:44Speaker 1: said two young ladies, and he had gone and treated
- 17:47Speaker 1: her just as though she was only a larky girl.
- 17:49Speaker 1: It was unforgivable. He always was a fool. You could
- 17:53Speaker 1: tell from her manner. She didn't think him a gentleman.
- 17:56Speaker 1: One glance and she seemed to look clear through him,
- 17:59Speaker 1: and all pretense. What rot it was venturing to speak
- 18:04Speaker 1: to a girl like that, With her education she was
- 18:06Speaker 1: bound to see through him at once. How nicely she
- 18:09Speaker 1: spoke too, nice, clear cut words. She made him feel
- 18:13Speaker 1: what slush his own accent was. And that last silly remark,
- 18:18Speaker 1: what was it not being the other gentleman? You know,
- 18:22Speaker 1: no point in it? And gentlemen, what could she be
- 18:24Speaker 1: thinking of him? But really, the young Lady in Gray
- 18:28Speaker 1: had dismissed Hoopdriver from her thoughts almost before he had
- 18:31Speaker 1: vanished round the corner. She had thought no ill of him.
- 18:34Speaker 1: His manifest awe and admiration of her had given her
- 18:38Speaker 1: not an atom of offense. But for her just now
- 18:41Speaker 1: there were weightier things to think about, things that would
- 18:44Speaker 1: affect all the rest of her life. She continued slowly
- 18:47Speaker 1: walking her machine. London word Presently she stopped. Oh why
- 18:51Speaker 1: doesn't he come, she said, and stamped her foot petulantly, Then,
- 18:56Speaker 1: as if in answer, coming down the hill among the trees,
- 18:59Speaker 1: appeared the other man, and Brown dismounted and wheeling his machine.
- 19:04Speaker 1: And of Part three