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NFL Week 2 Gambling Picks, Don't Overreact, Titans are the Worst Football Team Ever · Three For The Money

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after a two -day free trial. And week one is
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over Honestly, I had a really good time gambling
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not a great time watching the Titans We will
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get into that a little bit later but to recap
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My record for last week, so I ended up going
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eight and four with all the picks that I ended
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up giving out I ended up betting a lot more games
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than I thought I would like kind of like how
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I said on the on the pod because we just Feels
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like we found a play for every game I didn't
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play every game But I played most of them and
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ended up eight and four not bad ended up winning
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my surefire pick That line From when we recorded
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to when it was Sunday went up three points but
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Six and a half still covered so hey if you tailed
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Whatever the the points was you probably hit
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it unless it went to seven than you and you pushed.
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But hey, that's besides the point. But yeah,
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I'm feeling good. Not so much about the Titans.
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But we'll get in. We'll we'll we'll dive into
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that a little bit later. But Chris, how did you
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do last week? I did pretty well went 12 and nine
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all sudden done across all the the five days
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of NFL four or five days of NFL we had That includes
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the props. I got stuff in props because it was
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just sides and totals. I would have done pretty
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damn well. Um, so I might just quit giving up
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props. Um, was staring down the barrel of a rough,
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rough Sunday. Um, but I cash for sure fire. Thanks
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to a miracle comeback from the saints. Um, that
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was much needed. Then had a pretty good afternoon
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site when three and on the afternoons, um, had
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really good Monday. So yeah, roo vibes are high
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going into week two. Um, let's let's win them
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all who cares uh sean how you doing um doing
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well i don't have my record uh but i did go up
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17 and a half units from wednesday to monday
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pretty damn good pretty pretty good uh no i only
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went up like half a unit on sunday which is i
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assume not good Well, what my record was but
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that's green it's it's in the green Yeah, I kind
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of got I kind of got smoked on some props as
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well some parlays But yeah, I think in the picks
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that I gave out I didn't do too bad But I'd have
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to take a deeper dive into that. I did bet every
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game. So I bet all 17 games I believe Yeah, when
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you, I was like, why not? When you texted your
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card Sunday morning and it was big ol' one, I
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was like, he bet every game, that son of a bitch.
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The road to 272 starts now. I did, I did the
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bet every game in week one, one year and I got,
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been over a barrel. So I vowed never to do that
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again. But every week one, I'm always like, I
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can do it. I can do it. Just watch. Cool. Well,
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all right. So week one is over. Some surprises,
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some not surprises. Honestly, football's back.
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There's a lot more structure to my life. I'm
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happy. We're good. There's not going to be another
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game in Australia this season. So that's great.
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Well, I guess it was the same for us. There's
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not gonna be a Wednesday game, you know, barring
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any holidays, of course. But now we have the
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Thursday, Sunday, and Monday. We're good. This
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is this is the structure my life needs. But okay,
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do we want to before we dive into picks for week
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two, do we want to sort of recap kind of what's
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going on from week one? Or do we want to do picks
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first, and then look back? Let's do picks first.
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It's what people are here for. Yes. It's what
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the millions and millions of three for the money
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fans are here for the picks. Okay. So I think
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we got some good games this week. I gotta be
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honest. I do. When I was doing research for this,
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I didn't want to I wanted to really try and get
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into the mindset of like, I'm not I'm trying
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not to overreact to week one. Cuz it's not just
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week one for the players. It's week one for us,
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too, you know, it's Week one can be a fluke,
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but it could also not be a fluke best best case
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scenario You don't overreact and you just pivot
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where you need to So I'm not quite sure I've
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won one of the games we're gonna talk about I
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have an idea of what I'm gonna pick and it's
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the first game We're gonna talk about the Vikings
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Bears Let's, let's talk through. So I have an
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idea for a pick, which I mean, I guess I'll go
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later, but I do want to hear kind of everyone's
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perspective on this one. So the bears, uh, smoked
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the Carolina Panthers, um, 59 to 37. I don't
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even know if you can call that a smoking. I think
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it was 52. So it's 52, 39. I can pull. I don't
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know. They won by two. We had the technology.
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Let's see. It's like they won by 20, but 59 37
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Okay, but they but they gave up 37 points. So
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it's weird. It's like they kind of smoked them
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but they kind of didn't Are the Bears good? They
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didn't even use Coles and Loveland. I don't know
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Are we overreacting? I don't know who's to say
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but the Vikings last week miracle Come back in
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just an avalanche type fashion Packers had the
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game essentially locked up halfway to the third
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quarter. And then they just shit their pants.
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They just took a big, big dump in their pants.
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But for this Vikings Bears divisional matchup,
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Bears at home favored by five and a half points
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over under is 48 and a half. Chris, I would love
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your insight on this game. I'd love to give it
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to you, Will. I'm taking the Bears minus five
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and a half. Chicago's offense, damn near perfect.
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And we've won 552 total yards, only one turnover.
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And that was on the first drive of the game.
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Um, I think they should move the ball against
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Minnesota, Minnesota's defense. While yes, they
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did create some negative plays and really came
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up big at the end. They kind of got, I won't
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say torch, but they gave up a lot of chunk plays
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in the middle part of the game that let Green
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Bay get out to a lead. I mean, if you let that
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have to Chicago, they could run away with it.
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Um, are so just, I mean, Carson Wentz. I can't
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take, I can't put money on him. He won me money
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last week. Shout out, but I just, I don't have
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any faith in him. So yeah, I'm gonna take Chicago
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minus five and a half. Yeah, there's Trends Center
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Trend World that could help you with this one.
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Since 2008. The Vikings are 10 and 22 against
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the spread as road divisional dogs of more than
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one and a half points. Five and a half is more
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than one and a half. So I'll be taking, I'll
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be laying it with the bears minus five and a
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half. I think this would be a close one. I don't
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think they're going to blow them out by any means,
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but I think bears by anything less than that
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touchdown. Sean, what do you think? Well, we're
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not going to do Will any favors. I'm going with
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the Vikes. And we're probably gonna get Carson
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once but I don't think he really looked that
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bad. I mean he threw three touchdowns But I think
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I did some research and there's actually some
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QB success in the early weeks some backup QB
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success Since 2013 in weeks one and two backup
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QBs are 19 and 9 against the spread And after
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the Bears impressive victory, I'll call it impressive
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I won't, I won't say that, you know, they, uh,
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they did almost, they did win by 20 points, but
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they did drop almost a 40 burger on them. Um,
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but they do have to overcome the 40 20 rule,
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which is teams who have scored 40 plus points.
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And one by 20 plus points in week one are four
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and 10 against the spread. since 2010, including
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two and six against the spread when listed as
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favorites. So I'm going to go with the Vikings.
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I got some systems on my side. I got numbers
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on my side, so I'm just going to trust the numbers.
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Those are good numbers. I understand both sides
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here. On one side, I really one of them's got
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to win. One of them does have to win. Well, well,
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actually, I mean, they could tie, but but we're
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not going to bet on that. If they tied, then
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then the Vikings would win. Yeah. All right.
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Yeah. Someone has to cover. Someone has to cover
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the spread. Right. It's like on one hand. The
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Bears, it feels like they can move the ball against
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anyone, but it's also week one. And then on the
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other side, I don't I'm in the kind of in the
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same boat as Chris. I don't want to bet on Carson
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Wentz. I don't want to do that. He did look pretty
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good at times, I will say. But there were some
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times he didn't get better, much better through
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the course of the game. But there were some times
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when it was just like the what the fuck is he
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doing back there? But then, yeah, he did have
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some really good throws. And I mean, they won
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the football game. So he obviously did a job,
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you know. I'm going to use your logic against
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you will that Kevin O 'Connell makes quarterbacks
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good again. You got me. This is the logic you
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had from last week. You got me. But we have also
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seen Carson Wentz. We have seen Carson too. We
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have seen Carson Wentz fail miserably in the
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Kevin O 'Connell system. I'm not saying that
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this will be a miserable failure. I think it
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will be a good game, but I just. I just trust
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the Bears more, so I'm laying it with it. And
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also, five and a half is a lot of points, especially
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in a divisional matchup. It's a weird number,
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too. It is a weird number. Someone's going to
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miss an extra point. Right. It feels like this
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Brian Flores defense on the Vikings, it just
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felt like they were ready. Wouldn't I wouldn't
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quite say that it was more the Packers fumbling
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and shitting their own pants, but There's definitely
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a percentage of it that is of them shitting their
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own pants but I mean this deep like this Brian
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Brian Flores like the the news out of Vikings
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camp has just been like this guy is dialing up
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defenses that no no motherfucker has ever seen
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and Nobody knows how to handle it. And so in
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my brain in my brain If I factor in all that
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I'm taking the over 48 and a half because if
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the Vikings can generate turnovers Like they
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they literally showed us last week they can capitalize
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on turnovers and that's how you win football
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games score three touchdowns like six minutes,
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right and like in One hand if I just compare
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from what we've seen from week one from the Bears
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It's like it doesn't matter if they turn the
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ball over. Yeah, granted. They only did it once
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But like, they scored 52 points on a playoff
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team. So I'm going over 48 and a half. Feels
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like a lot. I don't know. Kind of feels like
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a cop out pick. But I'm just gonna play. Who
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cares? It's only money. Can't take it with you.
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But all right. That was a good session. I do
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have a pick for the next game though. Are we
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ready to move on? Yes, sir. Okay, so the next
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game. What? No, so the next game the Bengals
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at the Texans the Texans are favored by three
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the over -under is forty six and a half the Bengals
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There they've for the past couple years their
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defense has been absolute dogshit and their offense
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has been stellar I Wouldn't say they they shut
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out the Bucks But the game ended like what like
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33 to 20 or something. 3327. 3327. And so like
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it was still a high scoring game. And the Bucks,
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the Bengals defense is pretty average, honestly.
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They have four turnovers. One take back for a
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touchdown. Yeah. Me and Sean went to the Titans
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game, so I did not. get to see any of that game.
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I didn't I haven't watched any of the highlights.
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Pardon me. Picker was ass. Anyway, sorry. So
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he had three fumbles. That's points. Do you fumble?
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He had three of them. The other one was Bucky,
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I think. Yeah, okay. Nevertheless, I saw he went
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23 for 28. Oh, like, yeah, like passing wise
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to dig it. But yeah, three fumbles. One guy returned
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for a touchdown. Okay. Well, Okay, well, it's
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not the box game. Let's get right. So my take
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on the on the kind of thing is like, the Bengals
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just need an average defense to be like a top
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tier team, like not just a top tier offense,
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but a top tier team, they just need to be average
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in order to win games. So I mean, I'll go first.
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I like the over in this game. Like over 46 and
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a half the Texans defense I'm trying not to overreact
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but like the bill scored like 36 points 38 I
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think 38 that's a lot of points and it's like
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yeah, it's the bills. It's Josh Allen, but hey
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Is your defense really that good? I don't know
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over 46 and a half. It feels like it talking
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about like last week in the Bengals game like
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Jamar chase had like two catches That was terrible
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because he was on my fantasy team and I lost
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so Jamar chase revenge game count it Revenge
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game, but I Think I like the over over 46 and
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a half. It feels like that and I mean like the
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bills defense We aren't comparing it to last
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week like I Think they're average and it's like
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if If they're the kind of like the same tier
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of defense, I feel like the Texans could definitely
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score some points Now if we're taking into account
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two games before like the the last Texans game
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in the playoffs The shitting your pants factor
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is definitely there for CJ Strout. Did he shit
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his pants in the Bills game? I don't know. I
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I didn't watch that game. I didn't watch the
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highlights I was getting sunburned and Watching
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the Titans be the worst team in the NFL So I
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didn't catch it but they were still able to score
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so Because because I had the under in that game
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and it went over second quarter Not looking good,
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but that's okay. We made up for it. So I like
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the over over 46 and a half I know I said a lot
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and I threw a lot at you Not a lot of it is coherent,
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but Sean. What do you think? I'm with you wholeheartedly.
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Okay over 46 and a half. I still think the Texans
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defense is good. But I mean like the bills just
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kind of walked all over him, but I mean Texas
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were keeping up. Do I mean they scored 32 points
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as well. I mean they they obviously show promise
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on offense as well. But I mean that the bills
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defense is not. what it's been these past few
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years at all. And, but neither is the Bengals
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defense like ever. So I mean, yeah, I mean, Bengals
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didn't look great. I'll say I watched some highlights
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when I got home, but they didn't look great.
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I think they had a lot of help on, you know,
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defense. They went two and five in the red zone,
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but four field goals, two from 50. 50 plus so
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they can put up. They can put up points. They
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could get points on the board for you. So I do.
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I do like the over at 46 and a half. So Chris.
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Sweet. I stand alone. Bangle sex under 46 and
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a half. I think to make Orion's is going to spend
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all week just laying into this defense has to
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be one of the worst performances they've put
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up since he took over his head coach. I think
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they come up there on fire. I think they get
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after burrow. Um, bingles defense did not play
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great last week, but I mean, four turnovers,
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one return for a touchdown. I think that doesn't
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do great for the under, but four turnovers. That's
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damn good for a bingles defense that has been
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dog shit for years. Uh, I, and I mean, CJ Stroud,
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like he did play very well last week. game was
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on the line. He fumbled at his own like 20 with
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the chance to take the lead with like 30 seconds
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left. So he definitely has a little whoopsie
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daisy in him, and I think the Bengals can capitalize
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on that. I just think we get a much better effort
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out of Houston's defense. I think this will be
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a sweat. I think it may be like a 24 -21 type
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game, but yeah, I'm taking the under. I think
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we should get a much better defensive effort.
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There we go. Okay, there it is. All righty moving
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on next game the Steelers at the New England
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Patriots The Patriots are favored by four and
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a half points. The over -under is forty one and
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a half the Pats Not looking good if we're taking
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into account their game against the Seahawks
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Drake May Looks like shit Let's call a spade
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a spade and honestly the Steelers mean, I guess
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the Steelers like they they've been What they
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are for the past like six years like they're
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not they're not really gonna Wow anyone on offense
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But they're gonna do enough to kind of get the
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job done like 50 % of the time You know go one
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above 500 or go at 500 And so it kind of felt
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like that win needed to be a little bit bigger
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here Chris, I'll throw it to you first. What
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do you think about this game? I'm taking another
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under I got at 42 and a half. You kind of said
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it. The Steelers are what they have been for
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ages. They rely on defense and then just do just
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enough on offense to get by. I think they should
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get after Drake May New England's offensive line
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is just dog shit. Will Camp is terrible. I think
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he's. Drake Maze can be run for his life all
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night or all day, it's not night. Pittsburgh
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had four sacks, I believe. Where are my notes?
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Yeah, four sacks last week. I think, yeah, it
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could be a lot more this week. Neither offense
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has the ability to hit an explosive play, especially
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with AJ Brown on IR now. And Trevon Henderson
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is still banged up. I believe he's questionable
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for this game. I think this game's going to suck.
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Under 42 and a half. Will, what do you got? I
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have the same exact thing. Figured. I just saw
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it at under 41 and a half. I'm going to see if
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I can find it at 42. It's 42 and a half right
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now. I just checked on Fandl. It's 42 and a half.
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I got mine from Schmit Schmit Schmit Schmive.
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That's where he adds. But anyway. But I did.
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You should always have money in multiple books
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so you can compare lines and make the best decision
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for for your specific bet. Anyway, but yeah,
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I don't I think the Steelers like the Steelers
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are going to be the Steelers and with AJ Brown
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gone and Henderson probably not going to play
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like it doesn't look good. It feels like this
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is going to be a very Run heavy sort of game.
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It's not gonna be fun under 41 42 and a half,
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whatever it is. That's uh, that's really all
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I got Sean Yeah, 42 and under 42 and a half I
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mean this the Steelers team is just built for
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unders and They have been for the past few years
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Have written down AJ Brown out On IR Trayvon
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Henderson still dealing with injuries and Aaron
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Rodgers Only completed like 60 % of his passes
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last week. He went 0 for 6 on deep balls But
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just 20 plus yards downfield 0 for 6 terrible
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and Drake may not lighten it up either. So I'm
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taking the under because I trust these defenses
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more than I trust either team to make offensive
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plays. Hell yeah. I mean, let's just, I mean,
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like, let's just call it how it is. Like these
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teams aren't built for, you know, these teams
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are built for rock fights. They're not built.
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They're not built for shootouts. This feels very
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much like a first to 20, maybe even 17 wins this
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game. This game. Feels like it could end in a
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tie Honestly, I don't know. I wouldn't know who
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what what side to bet Four and a half. I don't
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know why the the Pats are getting that many points.
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I got to be quite honest here It's like yeah,
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like the Pats like actually played like a really
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good team last week and the Steelers didn't but
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but the Steelers also like I Mean they only won
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by seven Kind of they were kind of like barely
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winning by that much towards like kind of like
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the whole game When I was keeping up with the
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score, but I don't know There's like the patch
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should get less due to circumstances like injuries
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but Who's to say anyway moving on afternoon game
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game of the week the Washington Manders at the
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Cowboys Cowboys favored by three and a half points
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Over under 50 and a half the Cowboys lost outright
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to the to the New York football Giants I Think
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the Giants might actually good. I think it's
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it's quite possible that the Giants are actually
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a good football team But I'm not betting on the
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Giants game this week, so I'm not I'm not even
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thinking about it but But yeah, so cowboys. I
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mean. Wait, who the cowboy they play the Giants?
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I just literally just said that. Jesus Christ,
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well, it's been a long day. So. It feels like.
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For me. Cowboys are going to get off the Schneid.
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They're going to beat up the Manders who should
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have not covered against the Eagles. That's my
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own opinion, but also I got I got to the line
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early so Like I think you guys got it at like
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six. I got equals minus four and a half Anyway,
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also I didn't I didn't see anything from that
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game So I don't really don't know how to judge
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that game. Anyway, I'm going Cowboys minus three
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and a half I think in this divisional matchup.
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I think they they beat up on the Manders And
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yeah, I think they light them up honestly That's
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all I got Sean Yeah, sorry I had I I did some
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digging into this and First off did you know
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that like the NFL schedule makers are pretty
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much playing the NFC East schedule like in reverse
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What does that mean? So in week 17 the Cowboys
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played the Giants. They played them in week one.
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In week 17 of last year. Yes of last year. Okay.
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They played the Giants in week 17. And then again
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in week one. And the Manders played the Eagles
27:19
in week 17. And then in week one. And now the
27:24
Eagles are that now the Cowboys are playing the
27:27
Manders in week two. And then they played in
27:30
week seven week 16. That's funny. It's not super
27:36
important, but I thought it was noteworthy. But
27:39
I did notice something in all four of those games
27:42
that they all went over. So it got me thinking
27:47
since 2020, because that's kind of like the turning
27:52
point of how we like judge things nowadays. How
27:56
many NFC East matchups have gone over? Well,
28:01
Thanks to our friends at the trend center, I
28:03
can look that up and I can make a trend by myself.
28:07
And that's exactly what I did. Um, and it's not
28:12
too bad. 76 games, 50%, 56 % win rate, 42, 32
28:19
and two all time nine and one in the last 10
28:24
seven game win streak. So I think just based
28:28
on my own curiosity. I'm going to take over 50
28:32
and a half. And I don't really hate it because
28:36
I mean, both defenses look shaky, but both office
28:40
offenses are capable enough to hit this number.
28:46
So I'm going over 50 and a half. That's a damn
28:49
sign. If I've seen one. Yeah. Chris, what do
28:53
you got? I'm going to take a stab again at the
28:57
Manders plus three and a half. I flipped from
29:00
my show pick. Which was the Eagles I flipped
29:02
a day of to the manders that came in clutch commander's
29:07
defense Pretty fucking good Week one, I mean
29:13
Eagles aside from a few big plays I think they
29:15
had a big play to Devontae Smith that Saquon
29:18
had a big run other than that cannot really do
29:22
anything And Dallas's defense was dogshit last
29:27
year they might be worse New York was getting
29:32
first downs at will against them. Like they touched
29:35
Dallas touched ball twice in the second half.
29:38
That's insane. Um, commanders had a really good,
29:42
um, success running the football against Philly
29:45
and Philly's got pretty decent run defense. I
29:48
think if they just keep that same game plan,
29:50
they should be able to take it to Dallas. Um,
29:54
I don't know. I just thought I got a feeling
29:56
about this. I mean, once it gets in the red zone,
29:59
I don't know. It's kind of a crap shoot. But
30:01
first time play caller. So hopefully he'll kind
30:03
of he learned his lesson week one. But yeah,
30:06
I'm gonna take managers plus three and a half.
30:08
But I will also be doing a little Utah give me
30:10
two double dip. I will be taking that over as
30:13
well because that was phenomenal stats from Sean
30:16
there. What was the number on that? 15 and a
30:19
half 15. Oh, yeah. On my card. Let's go. All
30:27
right. Okay, well there it is next game Sunday
30:32
night football the Colts at the Chiefs Chiefs
30:36
favored by six and a half The over -under is
30:40
forty six and a half Monday night football the
30:46
Chiefs Took a shit What did I say? No, you meant
30:52
no your Monday night as in last night Yeah, I
30:56
thought you were talking about this game. No,
30:59
this is Sunday, Monday. I understand, but I understand
31:02
now. Yesterday, Monday night football, the Chiefs
31:09
took a massive dump all over the Denver Broncos.
31:15
They did not look good at all. They could not
31:17
get anything going. Kenneth Walker looked amazing.
31:22
It looks like he just won a Super Bowl because
31:26
he did. And it I don't want to say the chiefs
31:31
are back but like It felt like the chiefs could
31:35
really just do whatever they wanted which Would
31:39
be them being back And I don't like that Just
31:45
me personally But from a gambling point of view
31:49
Could uh could use that could use that I want
31:54
to go last on this one But Chris, what do you
31:59
think about this game? I mean, you said it perfectly.
32:03
Kansas City could do no wrong. Apparently, signing
32:09
the Super Bowl MVP in free agency really fucking
32:11
helps. He picked up right where he left off.
32:15
I mean, my home struggled out of the gate a little
32:17
bit, kind of hit his stride later. They looked
32:20
perfect. Their defense was amazing. A flip side,
32:24
Indy. Just got ran over by Baltimore. I mean,
32:28
I know Baltimore is good team, but I mean, they
32:29
were never really in that game. So you got to
32:33
think it's can't you put your money on Kansas
32:35
City six and a half and you just don't even think
32:38
about it. But winning the NFL isn't really ever
32:42
that easy, especially on prime time. Indy's got
32:46
nothing to lose. I'm going to take him plus six
32:48
and a half here. It just it's not. It's never
32:53
that easy. Very rarely that easy, I should say.
32:59
Yeah. People forget, maybe they don't forget,
33:01
but Indy did take the Chiefs to overtime in Arrowhead
33:05
last year. And this was kind of in the midst
33:06
of their downward spiral. So I like him to cover
33:12
six and a half. Also got a little tidbit from
33:15
our friends at the Trends Center. It's called,
33:18
it has a like, I think 10. Uh, parameter, so
33:22
I'm not going to read them all, but it's called
33:23
early dogs. The record is 81, 43 and seven over
33:27
the last seven years. So, um, I'm going to take
33:31
the Colts plus six and a half. It's kind of a
33:33
hold your nose and pray kind of pick, but, um,
33:35
I'm rocking with them. Uh, Sean, what do you
33:38
think? Um, I'm going to go under 47 and a half
33:43
is more than a prime time underplay. I play this
33:46
under at noon. I played at 3 p .m. I played at
33:49
Christmas Day, bottom of the ocean, on the moon,
33:53
whenever, whenever, wherever. I got some stats
33:58
to back it up. The under is 30 and 10 in my home's
34:04
last 40 home starts. Damn, did not know that,
34:09
that's pretty crazy. Chiefs are also 5 and 0
34:13
to the under the week after a divisional game
34:15
in the last two seasons. Daniel Jones. is 18
34:20
and 18, seven and one on the under when he plays
34:24
on grass in his career. Do just doesn't burn,
34:29
I guess. So for Jones doesn't burn. If we're
34:35
keeping score at home, doesn't play well at night,
34:40
doesn't score a lot of points on grass. That's
34:45
not great for the boy. Colts Chief's games are
34:52
nine and two to the under over the last 20 seasons.
34:57
And finally, let's not forget Danny Dimes is
35:01
afraid of the dark, making him bad, which means
35:06
low score. Did you forget he was afraid of the
35:11
dark Chris? I'm going to double that. I'm going
35:15
to double that. You did just, you did just say
35:18
he doesn't play well at night. He doesn't, but
35:22
I'm still rocking with the calls, but I might
35:25
double that with that under. We'll see how Sunday
35:26
goes. Okay. All right. Six and a half is a lot
35:30
of points. We don't get Daniel Jones at night
35:33
like we used to. So we do not. So I just want
35:37
to make sure people are aware. that he is afraid
35:40
of the dark. People have to know. Thank you.
35:48
Thank you, Chris. I'm still taking the Colts
35:50
because I just got gut feeling, but I if Sunday
35:52
either goes really well or really poorly, I'm
35:55
going to take the under. OK. All right. So my
35:59
pick for this Colts Chiefs game. The the Colts.
36:05
I understand the Colts pick. I also understand
36:08
if if someone picks the Chiefs. But you're right,
36:11
Chris, it's never that easy. Six and a half is
36:14
a lot of points. However, I'm going to side with
36:17
Sean. I'm going to go with under 46 and a half.
36:21
And I love this pick. I love it so much that
36:25
it is my double unit sure fire guaranteed not
36:28
to lose pick of the week. Not only is it a prime
36:31
time under, but I actually have a stat written
36:34
down that Sean actually didn't say. Cheaps home
36:39
favorite unders are 116 58 and 2 8 and 2 in the
36:46
last 10 Give me that under Twice because I'm
36:52
putting two units on it, and it's winning. I'm
36:54
guaranteeing that it's not gonna lose And that's
36:58
that's really all I got for that one, but two
37:01
units on it just to feel something I need a rush.
37:09
I don't get anything day to day life. It's already
37:13
moved to 46. I'm doing it. So this is blanket
37:21
chief's home favorite unders. And the last 200
37:27
games or something. Yeah. I'm doing it. It's
37:31
200. Well, you know, one. 116 plus 58 plus two.
37:40
So it's 116 plus 60, which would be 186. I thought
37:44
you're saying it hit 200 times. No, no, it's.
37:48
Yeah, no, I got you. I got you. I got you. Of
37:50
the amount of games under 46 and a half. Yeah.
37:54
OK. And that brings us to our surefire picks.
37:58
Chris, what is your double unit surefire guaranteed
38:02
not to lose pick of the week? Well, I'm happy
38:06
you asked. Let's try to go 2 -0 with these things.
38:09
I went with an over last week. I'm going with
38:12
an under this week, and it's one we already talked
38:14
about. Steelers pats under 42 and a half for
38:18
every reason I said a few minutes ago, plus this
38:22
great nugget from the Trends Center. Since 2013,
38:26
Steelers rode unders between weeks 1 and 11 with
38:29
a total less than 51, or 41, 12, and 2. This
38:35
game's gonna suck. It's gonna be a rock fight.
38:38
This is a bet the under don't even Don't watch
38:40
this game. Don't even keep up with it until the
38:42
final score because it's gonna suck Steelers
38:45
pats 142 and a half the double unit guaranteed
38:49
not to lose play of the week. Let's go to a no
38:52
Sean what you got Well, my lines have moved and
38:59
one of y 'all took It's me. Don't say who after
39:08
I gave it all this dance. I feel so bad for giving
39:18
out that Titan surefire pic. That was so stupid.
39:23
So stupid. But we're doing it again. Titan's
39:26
Moneyline. There actually is a lot of systems
39:35
like no you don't the Titans don't do it I'm
39:41
I was more of a warning than anything. Like I'm
39:44
not Telling y 'all to do that shit. Not again
39:48
We can under so we can all have unders and I'm
39:58
not gonna force it the no fun parlay how's your
40:07
what about your Saints Ravens pick I didn't have
40:10
one I just thought it stuck out to me fuck it
40:19
we'll have one in noon we'll have one at three
40:22
o 'clock and we'll have one in prime time Seattle
40:25
Seahawks Carolina or Arizona Cardinals over 41
40:29
and a half It's from Trends Center. Seahawks
40:35
overs after unders is 10 and 1. It's not really
40:40
much to go on, but I don't hate it just because
40:44
Cardinals kind of looked like world beaters against
40:48
the Chargers. They beat the shit out of them.
40:52
And we know that the Seahawks can put numbers
40:54
on the scoreboard. So 41 isn't that crazy in
40:59
this game. I know it's a divisional game. And
41:02
but weird shit happens at like 530 all the fucking
41:07
time. So let's go two unders and then over. Let's
41:14
do it. There it is. And this one will definitely
41:18
hit this week. But all right. Okay. Well, we
41:24
got some extra plays. I have some extra plays
41:27
at least. I got three of them. Mean, I guess
41:31
I'll go first so out of my three extra plays
41:34
first one. I got bucks minus eight and a half
41:37
Yes, it's a big number the Browns look they I
41:43
don't know if they will look worse than the Titans,
41:45
but like They look terrible they look absolutely
41:51
Awful I don't know if Baker has already played
41:56
the Browns since leaving the Browns Baker revenge
42:00
a game maybe Because I mean the only things I
42:03
have written down for this game are Baker revenge
42:06
Browns look like ass so Let's go. There's also
42:10
I feel like there's some trends on it. I saw
42:12
some when I was scrolling earlier today next
42:15
one I got Panthers minus two and a half Panthers
42:19
don't look too bad honestly like the other defense
42:23
give up like over 50 points, and that's Really
42:26
bad actually, but they put up a lot So hey, they
42:30
can they can score, you know, not maybe not at
42:33
will. But this also falls under the fade the
42:35
Falcons trend that I that I gave out last week
42:39
with the Steelers pick Panthers minus two and
42:42
a half divisional matchup small number. I like
42:46
the number. I like the number. I think the Panthers
42:49
can can win this game maybe by like four. Who
42:52
knows? especially with the clown show they got
42:56
going on in Atlanta, so Panthers minus two and
43:00
a half and then the next game Saints Ravens over
43:04
46 and a half It feels like the Ravens could
43:08
score at will maybe the Colts were just like
43:11
unprepared But however, the Saints can also score
43:16
maybe not at will But they were able to capitalize
43:20
against the Sleeping Lions team Didn't win But
43:25
made it a game and cashed. The over from last
43:29
week over 46 and a half. Let's run it. Chris.
43:35
Actually, Sean, you give me your picks your extra
43:37
place. OK, I do want to say Baker Mayfield has
43:40
played the Browns before. It was on 911 in 2022
43:47
when he was with the Carolina Panthers. And they
43:50
lost. I was gonna say I didn't suck that game.
43:53
Yeah, he wasn't great. So this is he came in
43:56
like late in the season for the Panthers No,
44:00
Sam. Donald came in late or I don't know if it
44:02
was that late, but he came in for him But yeah,
44:06
so it's Baker mega revenge revenge for that loss
44:09
and revenge squared. Yeah Yeah now now he has
44:14
like a decent team Yeah, and the Browns are dog
44:20
water he smells blood in the water yeah There
44:24
we go. There we go. I also have the Bucs minus
44:28
eight and a half, not for those reasons, but
44:31
you won't get any more, many more chances this
44:34
season to fade the Browns until they benched
44:37
a Sean. So if I, it's coming. Don't worry. Like
44:44
it'll be, it'll be soon, but you got to get it
44:46
while it's hot. Although the Bucs have not covered
44:51
a game. in 10 straight games dating back to last
44:55
season. The Bucks are 9 -0 against the spread
44:59
in week two over the last 10 seasons, covering
45:02
by more than nine points. And they are also 16
45:06
-3 in the last 20 seasons. Deshaun has also faced
45:12
16 opponents, averaging 27 points per game in
45:15
his career as a starter. He is 3 -13 straight
45:19
up. In those games losing by eight or more in
45:26
a row Dating back to his loss to the Chiefs in
45:30
the 2020 playoffs So, yeah, there's that I've
45:37
got Eagles Titans over thirty nine and a half
45:39
Eagles are probably gonna do this themselves
45:41
This is just gonna be a total ass whooping eight
45:45
I I legit think the Eagles could put up like
45:48
70 on the Titans If Siriana gets in like a fuck
45:53
you mood. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah I've also
45:58
got the Jags plus two and a half. I know they
46:01
played the Browns last week, but Jags are pretty
46:05
good Denver little shaky little shaky so And
46:12
then that's it I got three so far might have
46:17
more we'll see I was very busy today, so I didn't
46:21
have my usual card. But Chris, what are your
46:24
extra plays? Well, we all agree on the bucks,
46:26
so what could go wrong? Minus eight and a half.
46:29
They need, I mean, pretty much for everything
46:31
that Sean just said, they need to get right game
46:33
in a bad way. They left a lot of points on the
46:36
field, I should say, last week. Baker's going
46:41
to be pissed off. The whole team's probably going
46:42
to be pissed off. You won't get too many chances
46:46
too many more chances to fade to Sean is the
46:48
starting quarterback. You probably will get too
46:49
many more chances to Fade the Browns in single
46:53
digits So get it while you can Bucks minus eight
46:58
and a half will agree Saints Ravens over 46 and
47:02
a half Ravens very good offense Saints very Hit
47:07
or miss offense, but when it hits boy, it gets
47:09
rolling We saw that Jekyll and Hyde offense from
47:15
them in the first game. So yeah, honestly, if
47:21
this one hits, it might be just blind Saints
47:23
overs until it fails me. There's also like four
47:26
trends for this on trend center and three of
47:28
them are on pretty decent winning streaks. Last
47:32
one to have Packers minus three and a half against
47:34
the Jets. Are the Jets? that good or the Titans
47:39
just super mega ass. That's the question we will
47:42
find out on Sunday. Packers got me pissed off
47:45
from pissing down their legs in Minnesota. I
47:48
think they'll take it down on a Jess team. It's
47:50
really not that good. Packers minus three and
47:52
a half against the Jets in the get right spot.
47:54
And then I have one I wanted to talk about because
47:57
it's a stinky one, but it's a lot of points.
48:01
Dolphins plus 13 and a half against the 49ers
48:04
who are coming back from Australia. From a very
48:07
long trip in Australia, the Rams were there and
48:09
back. So I don't know if like the jet lag is
48:12
as bad for them. The Niners were there for like
48:14
a week. Yeah, I was I was thinking about this
48:18
match up earlier today when I was looking at
48:20
my fantasy lineup, like who to play. And do like
48:27
I've heard that like. Unless you're like absolutely
48:31
dialed. Sometimes it could take like a month.
48:36
From like a trip to Australia to like get fully
48:39
back to where you were I Think it's I think I've
48:45
heard that it's easier when you when you go there
48:47
from the US that like that like week is like
48:52
enough time to get acclimated but like going
48:55
back is Is the tough one? Man I was man That's
49:08
tough that's man, I wish I had any more insight
49:12
on that but like that's that's really all I got
49:16
But like with with advances in modern technology
49:20
and with these athletes that have an unlimited
49:23
amount of money They can absolutely lock in to
49:28
like You know, it was okay. So if they if they
49:33
had the game Friday Australia time in the morning,
49:40
but it was Thursday here Then they came back
49:44
They probably got here Saturday, Australia time
49:48
but Friday our time like late in the day So they've
49:54
had more they at that point. They would have
49:56
had more than a week But is that a time maybe
50:02
we need to look look into like more into the
50:06
science of this, to properly get the information
50:12
we need to bet on this game. I was in between
50:17
that and the first half line, which is seven
50:19
and a half. I was like, ah, maybe I come out
50:22
a little sleepy first half, especially against
50:25
like a team, you should say you should kind of
50:28
dominate. So maybe they're not really super dialed
50:32
in for the first half. And then they kind of
50:33
get rolling the second half, but also maybe dolphin
50:35
they're up big dolphins get back to our cover.
50:37
I don't know. That's just a big number. That
50:41
might be one, that might be one where you have
50:44
to maybe follow the, follow the Niners on, on
50:48
Twitter and, and try to try to get some, some
50:51
pulses on some beat writers. Like, Hey, are they
50:54
a bit sleepy? You know, like, You might have
50:58
to do a little bit more research into that one.
51:00
You never know with that substation out there.
51:02
I mean, someone could just, I mean, not saying
51:04
I want it to happen, but an injury could happen
51:07
at any given second with this team. So definitely
51:11
follow the Twitter, but as of right now, if it
51:14
gets, I don't think it will. Sorry, you're good.
51:19
If it gets to 14 and a half, I'm definitely taking,
51:23
but, um, at 13 and a half, we'll see. that's
51:27
a tough one just because like i don't know like
51:31
they lost to the raiders and the raiders i think
51:34
kirk threw like two picks and they lost by like
51:38
13 13 to 14 right uh i think four i think it
51:43
was 30 i think magic more than that 27 13 that
51:47
was at 37 it was handed they lost oh 27 oh yeah
51:53
they lost handedly yes I mean, that's two possessions,
51:57
but two, that's three possessions. That's 14
52:00
points to a Raiders team that is bad. Yeah. They
52:05
might not be, I mean, they're definitely not
52:07
good and the Niners are much, much better than
52:09
them, but they might not be that bad. The Dolphins?
52:13
No, no, no, the Raiders. Oh, okay. The Dolphins
52:16
are ass. I don't know. I, in my professional
52:23
opinion, I would just stay away. Yeah, I'd probably
52:29
just stay I'm staying away see if I can I'm gonna
52:36
we'll see how I'm feeling Sunday morning. I Mean,
52:39
I have if you had it I'll say I'll say if you
52:43
have a really good Saturday on college football
52:46
Let it rip. Yeah. Yeah, I like it or a really
52:51
bad one. I need to make it all back Why don't
52:55
we stick to the the good the good idea like that?
53:01
Let's try the good idea first Look all you need
53:08
to do is just really lock in on Saturday The
53:13
Dolphins yeah, you can bet the Dolphins I Will
53:18
say the times when I have had it all riding on
53:21
the Dolphins to win my money back or not times
53:23
that My gambling was going well. Yeah. And you
53:29
know what? Don't let this be one of those times.
53:32
That's true. All right. We'll see. We'll see.
53:34
I'm feeling Sunday morning. Yeah. Sunday morning,
53:38
you wake up, you're obviously hungover just like
53:42
we all are. And just like, I get it. I get it.
53:46
No, it's not what I'm saying. It's just, you've
53:48
had a good day watching college ball. That's
53:50
all I'm saying. I'm doing it too. And. You know,
53:53
you wake up and you're just like, fuck it. I'm
53:57
just going to throw some money on the dolphins.
53:59
I'm saying don't. But if you wake up and then
54:03
you're like, Hey, I went up like four and a half
54:08
units on Saturday. Why don't I just let one of
54:11
those units go? Just throw some money on the
54:14
dolphins. Why not? I like it. I think, I think
54:17
that's, I think that's responsible. I think so.
54:20
Yeah. I like it. Uh, I'm not going to lie. Just
54:23
looking at this line reminded me of the dolphins
54:26
Steelers. I think it was Monday night football
54:29
or either Sunday or Monday night football game
54:30
from when the dolphins were in their tank for
54:32
two, a stage and they were just God awful. And
54:36
the Steelers were rolling. Dolphins were 14 and
54:40
a half point dogs in Pittsburgh. I had taken
54:42
plus 14 and a half. They went up 14, nothing
54:44
at halftime. They had lost 28, 14. I just saw
54:55
that when I saw Dolphins 13, that's immediately
54:58
what I thought of. So check the Twitter Sunday
55:02
morning. We'll see how. Look, I'll say that in
55:05
the NFL, you see double digits. You're like immediately.
55:09
It's like a, it's like a shining light. Like
55:12
it's like a, it's like an angel calling being
55:14
like, Hey, we are double digit dogs in the NFL.
55:22
You have to take it like that's it's almost what
55:25
it sounds like but I mean biggest dog a week
55:29
one one outright, so Yeah They're like handedly
55:34
too. Yeah Sucks because I had the I'm in a survivor
55:40
pool. Well, I was in a survivor pool And like
55:46
I was looking at the Excel spreadsheet that the
55:48
guy sent out in like It had to have been like
55:52
65 % of the whole sheet was on the chargers.
55:57
Yeah, I was just like, I was like, oh no. At
56:04
least it wasn't just you. Yeah, it was me and
56:08
then my dad. Just him and all the losers. Yeah,
56:15
I'm one of the losers. Alright. Well, there's
56:21
the card. Yeah, so week one. First of all, I
56:29
had a great time gambling. I will say that I'm
56:33
never going to complain about going green. I
56:37
am however going to complain about the Tennessee
56:39
Titans now. I was saying this during the game.
56:47
But it's gotten to a point where I'm no longer
56:51
mad. I'm just disappointed. I'm just confused.
56:58
I'm just like, I'm more just like, why, why is
57:01
this happening, man? Like, we've changed literally
57:07
everything. And it's just the same shit over
57:12
and over again. And like, I don't. And like,
57:17
I don't have to like, Said at the beginning of
57:19
the show. I'm really trying not to Overreact
57:22
to week one, but it's really hard not to when
57:28
you got beat every You got beat ten ways to Sunday
57:33
there was There was like the offensive line could
57:39
not block at all cam was running for his life
57:41
And when someone was open cam wasn't throwing
57:44
it to him It felt like we couldn't run the ball.
57:47
We couldn't get any pressure defensively fucking
57:51
Whatever his name flot Someone needs to like
57:56
throw a rock at that guy like We need to do something
58:02
about this guy because he is an absolute liability
58:06
at the end of the game he laid some dude out
58:09
and then got up like Hey, whatever you got to
58:13
do to get yourself out of bed But you're a fucking
58:16
disgrace. You don't belong in the NFL. The only
58:22
reason you're paying, you're playing is because
58:24
we're paying you. You're dog shit. And like,
58:29
I'm also questioning, it's like, are we putting
58:32
him in a situation to succeed? Are we dialing
58:38
up like a good defensive scheme? Or are our players
58:43
just ass? i don't know i don't know what to think
58:46
anymore and i'm just i'm just frustrated i'm
58:51
not angry i'm just confused and i'm frustrated
58:55
and like oh and 17 is on the table like it's
59:03
it is so much on the table there's there was
59:09
literally nothing about sunday that gave me hope
59:13
There was nothing about Sunday that was like,
59:15
oh, that was that was good that that that wasn't
59:19
there. Was he that that linebacker? Yeah, 16
59:27
tackles. He he forced that fumble that the the
59:32
rest did not call. Well, good for that guy. I
59:38
mean, that's I mean, that's literally the only
59:41
positive I have. I'm glad someone showed up I've
59:47
said my piece Now I will I will offer the floor
59:52
for someone else to say more things Well first
59:59
off a Really good time at the game, even though
1:00:03
it was a shit show. Oh, it's always a good time
1:00:06
Yeah, it's a good time It's fun before Before
1:00:11
the game's always great before you walk into
1:00:14
misery. I felt like every time we were on defense,
1:00:22
which was a lot, I was like, where the fuck is
1:00:26
Simmons? Like every time I was out, I was like,
1:00:28
where is he? Like, and then like, he was like,
1:00:32
oh, just on the sideline. I'm like, why is he
1:00:35
just not out there? Like, I feel like he was
1:00:40
taking too many breaks. for like the situations
1:00:44
we were in. It was very hot. It was very hot.
1:00:48
But I mean, maybe not wears long ass sleeves.
1:00:52
I don't know. Like, I mean, like he wears those
1:00:55
long ass red sleeves like every game. It was
1:00:59
also it was hot for the Jets, too. And they did
1:01:03
whatever they wanted in the defensive front.
1:01:05
So I don't buy that as an excuse. Like, yes,
1:01:09
it was very hot. I would probably die in that
1:01:13
scenario, but you're a very, very highly paid
1:01:17
professional athlete. The team across from you
1:01:19
who let's face it is like, I don't want to say
1:01:23
worse because they whipped our ass, but like
1:01:26
is like coming into this game we thought was
1:01:28
just as bad. And we just got our asses kicked
1:01:32
from bell to bell. I don't really want to hear
1:01:36
an it's too hot excuse. It was hot for them too.
1:01:41
I wasn't making an excuse. It was partially like
1:01:45
a we went there. It was awful. And it was hot.
1:01:52
But you're right. It was also hot for the jets.
1:01:57
Yeah, it was hotter down there than it was up
1:02:01
top. Yeah. I don't know, man. Like just Some
1:02:10
of the like decisions they were making like especially
1:02:13
in like the after the in the second half it's
1:02:16
like we're dude we're down by like I Don't remember
1:02:21
the score at that point. I think we were down
1:02:23
by 13 It was just like guys. We don't really
1:02:27
have a lot of time to like be doing this shit
1:02:30
like you gotta like You can't just be running
1:02:34
up the middle and then taking the entire like
1:02:39
play clock To just get set up It's like you gotta
1:02:44
you gotta just keep you gotta keep marching.
1:02:50
I Don't know it's just I mean I talked to I was
1:02:54
working with my Relief sales rep today and he
1:02:59
went to the Titans game and that was his first
1:03:02
NFL game ever And I was like, oh no Like he he's
1:03:10
from Mississippi and he went to like Ole Miss
1:03:14
and stuff and So he's not really like a big like
1:03:19
NFL guy and I was just like I was working with
1:03:22
them a couple weeks ago It was like do you have
1:03:25
like an NFL team? He was like, I guess the Titans
1:03:27
are my team now and I'm like Don't don't do this
1:03:31
if you're in the I guess stage. Yeah, you'll
1:03:34
you can you could change you'll know nothing
1:03:37
but pain Like I warned him. I was like, you'll,
1:03:41
you won't win anything. You won't feel anything,
1:03:45
but it's, I mean, it's, it's bad, man. It's bad
1:03:53
out here. And like, I just keep thinking, like,
1:03:58
how did these teams get like, like, I know that
1:04:04
you can look at the Panthers and just say like
1:04:07
oh we traded up for Bryce Young to get like the
1:04:10
number one pick and we're still like not that
1:04:15
good but like your division is terrible so you
1:04:19
have a chance at least winning your division
1:04:21
but like with the Bears like you get Caleb Williams
1:04:26
you get Ben Johnson and your whole season your
1:04:29
whole franchise is turned around and I'm not
1:04:33
trying to overreact in week one but like bears
1:04:35
look damn good and they could legit be contenders
1:04:40
if they wanted to but like the titans have just
1:04:45
been so ass for like six years and it's just
1:04:50
like winter things are just like not turning
1:04:54
around things are not getting better they're
1:04:58
i mean they're not and that's why i want to kind
1:05:00
of say to Will's thing is like, don't overreact
1:05:03
to week one. It's not just week one. We haven't
1:05:05
won in week one since 2020. We have not been
1:05:09
competitive since Vrabel was fired, even when
1:05:12
Vrabel the last year, year and a half under Vrabel
1:05:15
was bleak. It's just nothing like the faces change,
1:05:22
the uniforms change, the stadium is going to
1:05:25
change, but we just keep losing. And it doesn't
1:05:28
feel like like what's going to have to happen.
1:05:33
I just don't know. I don't know what it's going
1:05:36
to be, because I mean, Borganzi, if we keep going
1:05:38
on this trend, he'll be gone next year, probably
1:05:41
solid the year after. I just. It's there's no
1:05:46
hope and like you had a real chance to inspire
1:05:50
hope and like even really, I mean, a win would
1:05:53
have gone a hell of a long way, but to just get
1:05:56
dominated like in every aspect of the game. It
1:06:01
was just pathetic and just to hear players like
1:06:05
in the media scrums acting like it's just a week
1:06:08
one loss will get better and they could get better.
1:06:10
I mean, there's 17 more games left, but I just.
1:06:16
I don't see it getting better if they come out
1:06:19
against Philly where they have all the bulletin
1:06:22
board material a team could ever ask for. Nobody
1:06:25
is saying a goddamn positive thing about this
1:06:28
team. There wasn't one positive takeaway, other
1:06:31
than that we're one week closer to this season
1:06:33
being over. If they don't come, if they just
1:06:36
roll over for the Eagles, four for the rest of
1:06:38
the season, I do not care. This team doesn't
1:06:41
have it. I thought just, Salah at least, I thought
1:06:44
would bring out some sort of a killer instinct,
1:06:46
just with his history as a D coordinator. They,
1:06:50
I mean... All the money they... It's significantly
1:06:55
worse. It was so, so bad. I mean, at least last
1:07:01
year we would occasionally get a QB pressure.
1:07:05
I mean, fuck me. Smith could smoke a full cigarette
1:07:10
every drop back he had and still find someone
1:07:13
wide fucking open. This team is an embarrassment.
1:07:17
I mean, there is no silver lining. to any and
1:07:20
Cam Ward, like I am not doubting him, but that
1:07:24
was the first game where I was like, fuck, this
1:07:26
guy might suck. Yeah, because it wasn't just
1:07:30
like he couldn't hit. It was just piss poor decision
1:07:33
making every play. And to wear that fucking T
1:07:37
-shirt like after the posting. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1:07:41
Bro, you had your like this guy has not had too
1:07:45
many great games, but there's at least been Every
1:07:49
game he has played, I feel like there's been
1:07:51
something where you'd be like, okay, but these
1:07:54
few plays were pretty cool. So there's something
1:07:56
there. This was the first game where there was
1:07:59
fucking nothing. In fact, there was a lot of
1:08:01
plays where I was like, he might not be very
1:08:04
good. And you could say the O line is trash.
1:08:07
It is, but he bailed out of pockets that were
1:08:10
not collapsing. I just, if they roll over against
1:08:14
Philly season, like just forfeit the rest of
1:08:18
the season. Because if you don't come out fired
1:08:20
up, I know Philly is a very good team, but they
1:08:23
did not look great last week. So there's a chance
1:08:26
you have to come out fired up. If you just roll
1:08:29
over and die again, I don't know what else can
1:08:33
inspire you. Like this is a lost season already
1:08:37
because the fans have already given up. So like
1:08:42
it's week one and we're already like, everybody's
1:08:45
just like, I'm going to jump off the pedestrian
1:08:47
bridge. like they're way back from this game
1:08:49
like every single fan has is just like is given
1:08:54
up and if the players give up too then i mean
1:08:58
especially in week two and like the first few
1:09:01
games are a gauntlet so this was very much a
1:09:03
must win and i mean if they just get steamrolled
1:09:07
by philly and just even just like i'm not even
1:09:10
saying you have to cover just be competitive
1:09:13
for a half and like show me something where like
1:09:17
okay you give a shit because I didn't fucking
1:09:19
see it last week so yeah show me show me at least
1:09:23
like a sign of life yeah show me a pulse of something
1:09:28
and we don't have to win we don't even have to
1:09:30
cover but like just I need a better fucking performance
1:09:35
than last week other than in the two -minute
1:09:39
drill that man knows like that That meant absolutely
1:09:43
fucking nothing. We were outside the stadium.
1:09:46
I would have left long before. I was initially
1:09:51
supposed to go. I had to dip for some obelose.
1:09:54
Thank God I didn't go. And a bigger thing, thank
1:09:56
God Chris Johnson was not able to attend this
1:09:59
football game because that would have just been
1:10:01
a disgrace to him. And another thing, Tajay Spears,
1:10:07
I want this motherfucker off the team. He sucks.
1:10:10
He can't catch he's not fast. He can't run in
1:10:14
between the tackles. What is he? What does he
1:10:17
do? That's like all of his positives of being
1:10:20
a player, too Yeah, that's all those are like
1:10:22
if you can't run between the tackles as a running
1:10:24
back You have to be get out of the backfield.
1:10:25
He can't catch he can't run like he's short as
1:10:29
shit So he can't run between the tackles. He
1:10:31
can't do anything get this fucking guy off the
1:10:34
team. Like I've had it with this charity case.
1:10:36
It feels like with him, I'm done. I just know
1:10:39
ACLs, right? No, he doesn't. And I don't think
1:10:42
ACLs don't help you catch a check down on third
1:10:46
and four when it's right in your fucking chest.
1:10:49
Yeah, fucking sucks. This team is whatever. I'm
1:10:55
done. I get it. I'm not this angry. I'm just
1:11:01
like, It's kind of like you you you expect Disappointment
1:11:08
so you're never you'll never be disappointed
1:11:10
Like that's how I feel with the team But this
1:11:14
one it was like I expected a little more. We're
1:11:18
not playing the fucking Rams. Yeah If we're getting
1:11:22
shit pumped by a good team, but you know what
1:11:25
it happens But we're getting ran through by a
1:11:28
team who's on the same level as us Yeah, and
1:11:32
like apparently not but it honestly like if if
1:11:35
we have lost in week one, but like the game ended
1:11:40
like 20 to 3 or whatever. I would have been like,
1:11:45
yeah You know We should have won but oh well
1:11:50
and I wouldn't so much feel like Fucking awful,
1:11:56
you know, does that make sense? Yeah, I get you.
1:12:00
And then I said in our in the group chat and
1:12:03
I really after the Sunday was over, I really
1:12:07
looked back and was like, wow, that was really
1:12:09
true. The second that game ended my Sunday turned
1:12:14
around. I was depressed for three hours watching
1:12:19
that game. The second that thing ended, it flipped
1:12:22
to the end of Bill's Texans, which it felt like
1:12:24
they were playing a different sport. That was
1:12:27
electric to see. After that, I got to flip over,
1:12:30
catch the overtime of Saints -Lyons. That was
1:12:32
awesome. The afternoon slate pretty much rocked.
1:12:35
The night game was meh, but it was still entertaining.
1:12:38
The Giants were a fun football team to watch.
1:12:41
It was really like the three hours or whatever
1:12:44
it was I spent watching my favorite team. I was
1:12:46
miserable. Every other aspect of the NFL week
1:12:51
was awesome, but I'm done. All right. There it
1:12:56
is. We're done complaining. We're probably going
1:13:00
to lose to the Eagles, but that's okay. We expect
1:13:03
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