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149: Living Bicuriously · Wine & Audacity

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  Speaker 1: M hm.
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  Speaker 2: Check out our homes were recorded and ship sub full.
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  Speaker 2: We got a new clock because the last one broke.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: That's what you get for buying cheap ship off Amazon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's the man bought another chief clock off
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to have one of them big ass
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  Speaker 2: like you know, the the shot clock they have at
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  Speaker 2: basketball games and like high school gyms, not the camera
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  Speaker 2: over ship. That's some dak trunks. We can't afford that yet. Yeah,
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: we're not there.
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  Speaker 1: God damn motherfucker scrolling like scrolling like the stock market
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  Speaker 1: like ship like niggas are moved up for real, out
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  Speaker 1: what can't.
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  Speaker 2: Be funny a ship if we had to have one
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  Speaker 2: of them fucking big ass shot clocks behind the camera
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  Speaker 2: and you hear the middle of recording episode, Sorry I
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: brought the wrong model.
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  Speaker 1: Now, now we got that. Now we gotta figure out
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: how to how to incorporate that ship again.
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: It's the soundboard that we've had now for four seasons
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  Speaker 2: that I still don't know how to use.
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  Speaker 1: But mm hmm, you know, one day I can probably
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  Speaker 1: like you know how you do hold the phone to
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  Speaker 1: him like, hey, sir, check this out. So why I
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  Speaker 1: use this what's for sounds?
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  Speaker 2: What we have on? Welcome to this wee episode of
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  Speaker 2: Wind and Audacity, the podcast. I'm your host. Brain is
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  Speaker 2: a card, and I'm joined by two of my favorite
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  Speaker 2: people in Brown. How a y'all feeling this week?
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  Speaker 1: I'm cool.
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: The microwave says hello, I thought that was the spoke, detective.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: Did you put the you put you put the you
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: did put a new battery again?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you gonna see that, because how about I switched
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  Speaker 3: the bay then the other better was dead, So I'm
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: trying to put it up and I'll go pick up
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  Speaker 3: the steps.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, that's one of the that's one of the things,
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  Speaker 1: like yo, she would sound blind to that ship.
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: I was because I'm upstairs most of the time.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So then I was like, I know, I got some
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  Speaker 3: more nine votes around here somewhere, So I found another
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  Speaker 3: win and I went up the steps slowly.
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  Speaker 2: And didn't anything. Okay, and didn't and into our our
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  Speaker 2: sixteen Spanish bilingual listeners.
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  Speaker 1: No, t that's what er you know.
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  Speaker 2: See, I gotta I gotta have the novella eyes.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: Be he that see me?
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  Speaker 2: EO, that's a podcast podcast? No, no missed Superman Now
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  Speaker 2: yoh in maltasata to you two.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, John, never see that clip.
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: Old girl crying in Spanish. She said, shure, the girl
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  Speaker 2: on that wheelchair knocked out the chair and everything.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's what.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, that's the yo.
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  Speaker 1: That's the equivalent to a gun shot, bro, because they
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  Speaker 1: they smacked the fly out of like the novella was out.
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  Speaker 2: I think back in the nineties it was called Maria
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  Speaker 2: delos Bodios and I forget her name. I think it
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: was the Tati Kanta. Spanish speakers the six years watching
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: the show correct me from wrong, but it spawned on
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  Speaker 2: the internet. Mean but old girl was crying in Spanish
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: because when she walked into the room, it was her
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  Speaker 2: her step son who she was having an affair with,
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  Speaker 2: and the girl that was his age. And he kissed
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  Speaker 2: the girl and the girl was in a wheelchair. He
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  Speaker 2: kissed the girl and then she walked in and the
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  Speaker 2: camera did She was like but the camera like pain,
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  Speaker 2: real close up to her face when she did it,
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: and then the meme was, you know, gasps in Spanish.
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  Speaker 2: God today tomorrow, two things, hold on them. I'll take
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  Speaker 2: this part out the show, so y'all can't see it.
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: But damn, hold on.
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: That's that's what happened when niggas don't wear glasses.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck you, bitch, I can see.
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  Speaker 1: He said, nothing like this. I was trying to get
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  Speaker 1: the phone to unlock all the way out and then
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: then still squint the eyes like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, even though I've never warned him on the show,
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  Speaker 2: I do wear glasses because yeah, I'm far sighted, so
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  Speaker 2: technically I could have the phone all way back that
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  Speaker 2: I can still reach. I still see the ship. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna take this out the show, now, dita least
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  Speaker 2: the scene.
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  Speaker 1: He said that the cameras zoomed up in our.
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  Speaker 2: That was so tur so, so so stereotypical.
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  Speaker 1: She's pushed the girl out the chair.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to.
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  Speaker 3: Jail, witch, You're going to jail, and I'm gonna roll
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  Speaker 3: right on his face.
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  Speaker 2: After you leave. Jump cut or Pa, Trina Braxton, hand
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  Speaker 2: I took that out so y'all won't see. But for
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: those that know that, now Brandon see more dramatic than
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  Speaker 2: the t B movie here. If imagine an novella slash
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  Speaker 2: two pop movie turned novella or black with them niggas
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  Speaker 2: from Detroit and Novella do it do it, nigga.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care what it'll be called.
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  Speaker 1: Do that ship. I need. I need the best that
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  Speaker 1: acting I need. I need the fucked up facial on
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  Speaker 1: facial expressions. I need that goddamn zoom strip. I need
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: to see your nose head when you when you gasp.
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  Speaker 1: And instead of some.
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  Speaker 3: Of these movies are bad enough, we don't need them
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  Speaker 3: in another language.
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  Speaker 1: And then instead of instead of y'all smacking, y'all pistol
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  Speaker 1: with them so nobody actually gets shot. You just pissed you.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: You just you just hit them with the bottom with
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  Speaker 1: the butter gun.
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: Just but you know it's fake for TV, so they
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: gotta like miss m one accident with the sound and
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: still there and it's like a second delayed, so you
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: see them see the hitting, and it's like and then
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  Speaker 2: they fall out like.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: Hey, yo, you know what Nigeria movies that be on
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  Speaker 1: filming and that.
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: My mother be You hit my mother in the choke
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  Speaker 3: or watched and watch things on YouTube like they be
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  Speaker 3: pissing me all so bad.
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  Speaker 2: Stop watching them.
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  Speaker 1: Your mother watches doll with movies.
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  Speaker 2: I can believe you are sleeping with my husband.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know which one is from. But it's a clip.
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  Speaker 2: It's a clip that's been going around for years of
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  Speaker 2: this black woman running down like a dirt.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, gods like, why are you running? Why are
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  Speaker 1: you running? What is going on here? Yeah? I'm telling me, Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I need it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not Jerian brothers and sisters.
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  Speaker 1: It's just jokes, No, nigga, we need that. Everybody, Jerry
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  Speaker 1: and Novella.
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  Speaker 3: And they already are Nigerian. Novella's son the dramatic as fuck.
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  Speaker 2: I'm scared because that ship might may to be shut
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  Speaker 2: to be there forever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just look at my mom. Don't don't don't
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  Speaker 1: don't know, because we don't worry. We're gonna it's gona
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: then they're gonna move to Pluto and then and then
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: probably crackle. Oh yeah, we need that. We I ain't know.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: I an't think I we needed that, but you say that,
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  Speaker 1: I need that. I want I need to see that.
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: Y'all creatives out there, make that ship happen. And then
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: and then once you make it happen, shoot us the
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  Speaker 1: email so.
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  Speaker 2: We can watch it and laugh. I asked us up,
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  Speaker 2: so y'all our full came in the room That's why
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  Speaker 2: I said.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Chase slicking toes and ship, freaking foot, freaky ass dog.
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: So batch of the question, I asked before I interrupted
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  Speaker 2: us to do our intro? What four sounds would we
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  Speaker 2: have on our soundboard that I just don't know how
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  Speaker 2: to use?
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  Speaker 1: Well, y'all have we gotta have a little like a
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  Speaker 1: little pea shooter like gunshot.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta Jamaican air horns.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think.
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  Speaker 2: It would make sense to have Aaron Aaron's voice mimicking
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  Speaker 2: the Jamaican air horns, so you hear.
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: Bomb, bomb bomb?
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  Speaker 2: What else that's too that little ricochet that's too got
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  Speaker 2: too more?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the Benvi neo. You know you got the intro
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  Speaker 1: in Spanish. Yeah, that'd be hard. And ship that'd be
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  Speaker 1: be hard. Ship. Well, I think it just it should
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  Speaker 1: just be no t c S.
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  Speaker 2: Close camera, that's yeah, y and the last one that
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  Speaker 2: last fun with that last one, mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: It's gotta be something. It's gotta be something for when
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  Speaker 1: we when we did something diabolical, I.
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: Would say, the price is right air horn, fuck with it,
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  Speaker 2: fuck with it, funck.
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  Speaker 3: With it, kind of buzzer, something like that.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a trip. It's a tribute, not a copyright.
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  Speaker 1: Like we listen.
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  Speaker 2: I do not own the rights of this music.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: You hear me, got that, gonna got got that that
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  Speaker 1: vision like in the hashtag and every episode.
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  Speaker 2: I do not own the rights of this music.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: What else is going on, y'all? I got a high
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  Speaker 1: question for you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh Lord, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: My man said, My man says, your parents tell you
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  Speaker 1: not to talk to strangers. How do you make friends?
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  Speaker 2: That's a legit question, That's a that's a legit question.
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  Speaker 1: Yah, I asked you, like, no, because they know they
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  Speaker 1: are strangers.
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  Speaker 2: But you're not talking to him. You passing them a note.
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  Speaker 1: Son.
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  Speaker 2: You said talk, you say communicate, words, mean.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: Things, true shit, true ship. You're right, You're right. But
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, damn, so we can't nobody,
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  Speaker 1: Like you don't want us talking to nobody, don't want
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  Speaker 1: us playing with nobody. Then it's like how we like,
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  Speaker 1: how we make how we make friends? Matter of fact,
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: how did I get here? Because if your mother told
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: you don't talk to strangers, you can check the.
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  Speaker 3: Approach I took allegedly when I met Keith, didn't walk
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  Speaker 3: up to her in the classroom. It's like, you're pretty.
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  Speaker 3: What's your name? You're gonna be my friend? Okay, but
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  Speaker 3: him right there, that's my boyfriend. Don't talk to him.
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  Speaker 2: She been like that whole whole Clearly it worked thirty
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  Speaker 2: five years later, and then he.
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  Speaker 3: Did end up being my boyfriend about twenty years after that.
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  Speaker 1: That's interesting as fuck.
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  Speaker 2: That's great, a Professor Ogilvie to my Nikki Parker. Good lord.
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  Speaker 3: Although I wasn't as desperate as Nicky was, we just
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: happened to, you know, run back into each other via
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: social media many many, many, many many many years later.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: I ain't running. That's that motherfucker was looking for you.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Ill bad.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: You got doing that thing like a like a junkie
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: at a call wall, like like tag on his tail,
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: so he was bouncing on it.
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: Oh lord, I'm sorry that man got a wife.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't say no names.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: But I mean past it.
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: Long ago.
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  Speaker 1: She ain't saying no names.
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  Speaker 2: But at one point she know you in the words
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  Speaker 2: of the prophetests ever than Braxton.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't laying low and spread.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, he was favorite. Yeah, that was a long
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  Speaker 3: long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: She ain't mentioned no names, but yo, you know who
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: you is?
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: You know your nigga be opened though.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Don't you send that? Don't you send that test much?
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: Don't like you remember that time? I remember nothing that
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: time you your ankles is on my shoulders?
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: Remember I might have to send a text like that? So
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: what are we talking about this? Like?
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: Yo?
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: I remember, like yo, were watching it and you be like,
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: then you you watch your favorite movie And she'd be like, hey, y'all, hey,
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: yr Purple rain on. It's on v H one right now.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: We never did finish watching that movie, right we watch
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: it braining of a different kind?
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: My god, boy, did y'all.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Remember that seeing a purple ring.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Spin?
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  Speaker 3: I don't wanna talk about it because you did not
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  Speaker 3: have to send that to me.
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  Speaker 1: You never are you? Motherfucker you?
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  Speaker 2: You did not.
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  Speaker 3: But they did put a smile on my face because
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: I was having a rough day that day.
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  Speaker 2: With a smile on his mother beat up?
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  Speaker 1: Would god damn I beat up on the side of
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  Speaker 1: the road. He's like, where are you back? Where are
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: you back? Motherfucker? Sa?
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Sa one way I said to you on Instagram?
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: So remember I think it was the first second episode
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: of the season. I talked about going to the gym
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: and breaking out and how I'm I'm injuring, accident prone.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: How then myself already y'all, it's that be wary.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Turn up. That was funny because he might he might,
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: he might not have called him, but he was going
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: He's gonna do something.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: I reached. He ain't that fast. I might have hobbled
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  Speaker 2: after him, but.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw something much as it's gonna get you.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: No, I can't funk around and up actually needing to
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: go to the y'all, because I was through my knee out.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: I will say this kids.
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  Speaker 2: You know I was one of those people as in
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  Speaker 2: my twenties when I'm went working out, I never had
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  Speaker 2: the stretch, never had to do anything because I was
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: always fine, never got injured anything.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: But now that I'm less.
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  Speaker 2: Than a year from turning forty, this is probably my
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: my third or fourth injury in the past year because
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: I gotta do better but stretching and warming up before
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: working out, because my dumb as to do a ninety
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  Speaker 2: minute peloton ride without bombing up first, and I am
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  Speaker 2: my first. My knee was like now, nigga, no, damn
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  Speaker 2: fucking well.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I fell. I fell walking to the bus stop double
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  Speaker 1: morning but give out, Nah, nigga, I don't. I tripped
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: over my trip over the over raised current. Oh man, yeah, tumble.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I said, there, scraped and scraped the left hand and
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: then then you know, like scrape the right I was
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: and I got to work hand blaieving and it's like
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: what you got in a fight? Nah? And I'm sitting that,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I'm on the phone with kid, I'm like, yo, what
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: the fuck was wrong? Like I just fucking fell, my
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: big my big ass. I was like, I can't even
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: tell you when the last time I fell. Like they
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: had to like trying to break the forward like god,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, what them.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: In the hospital having to have because she tripped going
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: up the steps. That was when the loose go back
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: to the episode. I think she's into Louise bulletlone loneliness.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: We get them Jo just slne for good five six episodes.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: If y'all could have seen him back then.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: No, But.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: As I told the boy early before he went up
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: stairs to finish his essay for you know, for college applications,
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: you young start stretching now because when you get to
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: be in your late thirties, your mid to late thirties
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  Speaker 2: and going into your forties. It don't take much injury yourself.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: You're pulling muscles walking up the muscles you didn't even
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: know you had. I saw a post where somebody was like, yeah,
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: I pulled a muscle on my stomach getting off the
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: call the other day, and I had to do four
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: months of physical therapy because legitimately pulled a muscle on
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: your stomach from getting up the car. We all heard
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: the story stories of people pulling muscles in their neck
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: from turning their head the wrong way too fast and
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: pull the muscle on their neck. Everything stretch, It's always something.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Are you ready to get into this person of the
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: week already? So on, I'm question of the Week segment
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: of the show. I scoured the interwebs read I ticked
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: that FYP page because what else would I look? Five
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: videos or question things are questionable content or integrity, and
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I share it in our group.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Chat's funny that you just said it like that questionable integrity.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, ain't gonna They already think we freaked out.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: They think I'm freaked out. Y'all just be laughing at
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: my Shenanigans, cause we know you're going again.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: You damn right, s in the webs and find stuff
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  Speaker 2: put it in our Yeah, okay, go ahead, and then
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I put it up on the show and read stuff
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  Speaker 2: here for commentary. So you're ready into this question here,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I'm ready. Okay, I'm bored. Tell me about a time
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: you seriously misread social cues and it made it weird.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I'm not talking you too. When the waiter says, enjoy
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: your food, give me something that keeps you up at night,
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I'm ready. In high school, I asked this guy in
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: a wheelchair how he kept his sneakers white. I still
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: think about that from time to time.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: What now, Now that's a legit question because I've seen
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I've seen people with dirty, dirty sneakers and wheel chairs
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  Speaker 1: and had me had me fucked up because it's like, yo,
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  Speaker 1: how he ain't doing no walking or his feet draggoned
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: on the ground. No, they sitting in the Lord. They
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: sitting in the Lord. A little rush. So it was like, nigga,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: how you do balances? Look run down, dude, what's going on?
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: That's that's run the ship. Let me tell my list
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: of stuff I gotta ask for forgiveness.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Raining that's funny, that's like, hey, yeah, yeah.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: I'll give it an evening, I mean valid questions.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yo, nothing like that's a legit question, like because
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: look because that motherfuck down that mofucking downtown. Like his ship,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: this ship just just grungy like how how like? Like
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: he was running in bud and you're like.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: How do you do that? Next one, I'm boring. Tell
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: me about the time you seriously misread social cues and
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: it made it made it weird? Am I talking you too?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: When the way that says enjoy your food, give me
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: something that keeps you up at night? My husband speaks
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: English as a second language. Yeah, we caught it, Brandon,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I caught it too, Rewind. My husband speaks English as
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: a second language and gets words mixed up. He was
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: on the phone with his boss and instead of I'm
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: living vicariously, it came out I'm living vi curiously. Nearly
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: the scream I would have scrimped.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: So you got something to tell me?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: The scream that I was going on? I think I
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: think that's the episode title. What's up living curiously?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: What's good? What's going onbody? And then see tonight I'm
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: living vi curtiously through.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: You, Jesus Jesus on Now I'm coming.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Out, Yo, that's funny. I'm living back here.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Let's let's do that. Then let's let's make let's let's
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: let's let's give the boss.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nigger, I would have like, little.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: To my information, how are you understand living curiously?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: M hmmm, rating, that's funny, that's not that's that's not
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: because my ignorant as I told you, all I need
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: to hear is that.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying a scream. I would a script loudly, loudly,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: and they would have been like, what's so funny?
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, never mind. I would have asked the followup questions, how
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: are you living vic curiously through me? I mean, you
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: could look curiously, but I'm straight.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: But you know what, I don't have that whatever tickles
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: your fancy, whatever puts dip on your chips.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Pay he's trying to say, we'll put dip on your chip, nigga,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Like that's what he's trying to feel. He's like, all right,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: oh he cut. So I'm gonna live via curiously through you.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: So you tell me how it was. I mean, I
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I said, if we if we're keeping at the buck,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I feel like if if men and women could switch
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: places for twenty four hours.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Do you know how many people will be fucking pregnant?
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Well, not just that, we don't know what it feels
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: like from your perspective, true, but I think a lot
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: of people will find out.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: You know, hey, we don't know how I feel from
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: their perspective, but your they.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: You know what I would do if I was a
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: man for twenty four hours, Very first thing I would do. Yes,
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: gonna stand in front of the mirror in helicopter, everything
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: going on, everything.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Going on, she's going to she's gonna take a shot,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: will go wash it. Everything, Everything's gonna go good until
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: she got until let's soap put that, and then she's
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: gonna she's gonna pass out. Just what you'll do every day.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: You better hope, You better hope it's you know, he's
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: a grower, and he's a showing out a grower, because
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: if you helicopters just be balls flopping around your little
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: thumb nail sitting on the south Oh lord, no thumb nail.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Let's move on.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Let's let's move on. Tell me about the time you
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: seriously mispread social cues and it made it weird? I
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: asked a waiter for a box from my remains instead
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: of leftovers. Oh ship.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Now it depends on and you don't have those. No, no, no,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: it depends on. It depends on what restaurants. You mean
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: remains you mean like a coffee You know what I'm saying.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Let me be going if you had chicken, know.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Steak of something?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean you put it that way.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I mean where you at? Who are you both? You
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: a Texas row house? Look, I just need to box
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: well led what remains remains? I mean, yeah, it's gonna
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: be later.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: That's funny. Read that's funny.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: That's funny. That's funny.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: That's what that out of me. I likes it. Next one,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I'm bored. Tell me by the time, you seriously mispress
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: social cues and it made it weird. I told a patient,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: don't be scared. It's not like I'm going to cut
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: your leg off. He replied by pulling up his pants
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: leg to show a prosthetic leg. I said, someone already
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: beat you to it. God damn it.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: That's my kind of carrying on. That's that's my kind
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: of carrying on. Like my nigga, I like that. I
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: said to you that you can roll with it like, sorry, boss,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: somebody already beach to it. Good, I take it. Take
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: one step for you want you want to touch the stump.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I would have been to the stump. Get your lead off,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: she said, just it used to be a knee cab like, please,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: don't touch me, get it off me.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: That's what she said reading that's that was funny. That
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: that that was good.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: That was good. There we're going That may be the
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: first thought. What an episode that was?
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I don't know how I would have reacted
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: to this reaction. I would have excuse me for a moment,
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I think somebody paging me.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I'll be right back. He went about out in the
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: hallway looking at that.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Damn be come here, I'll come here.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I'm boyed. Tell me about the time you seriously misread
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: social c's and it made it weird. A coworker told
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: me their little brother looked like a mini eminem and
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I said, oh, really, which color. After a few awkward moments,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: he said, no, like the rapper, not the candy.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: That's not failure.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Because it because it's it should have been more pacific.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: That's the first time I did it. This seaveson.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: This is what four.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: It's first time I did this. I had to do it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah mm hmm.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: But it's not fair because we already we got eminem minis.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: We got like, like.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: They told me, painting by the minels. I ain't seen.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pain. But my favorite right now is the cookies
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: and cream.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Because I ain't gonna lie.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: They got cookies and cream and.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: You're fine. Its fucking party found you said the front
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: of the station five was you said the opening sequence
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: is bad?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know because given you know, given what you
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: got the degree in Oh yeah me yeah, And then
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: how how are you talking about? No reason know what
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, but how how you explain it? How you explain?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: How you explain how like how this is how the
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: ship is building? If they construction.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I watched it, and that was a whole conversation in
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: the group chat. I watched that as a as a
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: as an engineer, was like, that's.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I'm like, so, y'all got an open road that that's
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: hundreds of feet one hundred plus foot dropped down to
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: the river below, and y'all separating there with traffic gones
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: that somebody could just like hit and just go.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's like that was like, now
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I will say I will say that I think that
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: they heard, you know, it's like, oh, they they heard,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: they heard, like the outcry about that. So when they
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: did so, when they did the one with the with
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: the spinning with the spending restaurant in the sky, that's
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: when the guyed like, you got, yeah, it got more,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: it got it got a little more realistic, and it's
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: like but I was like, like traffic cones separating the open,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: open road.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: And of course my engineer brain was like, so you
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: mean to tell me, y'all are at the police station
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: interviewing people about what happened at the bridge collapse, and
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: the engineer's final report materialized at least the hour that
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: it takes months, if not years to get the final
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: report as to what happened with the bridge. They got,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: they got they test ship, but you got the engineer's
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: final report as to why the bridge collapse. Immediately after
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: the bridge collapse, I said, it's the movie, you know.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, that's not how this works.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: That's not how any of this works for me.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Sometimes that's what it kind of take me out of
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: that ship. You know what I'm saying, it'spend reality. Yeah,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: and it's like but found.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: The Station six stuff. Me and Sewn went to see that.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I think it was opening day because Thursday.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the trick I learned about.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Going to the movies, especially post COVID, when a popular
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: movie comes out, they always the movies always advertised to
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: start Friday, but the first showings of those movies actually
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: start Thursday afternoon, when the theater's open. Nobody is usually empty.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: So if you ever want to go to the movies,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: I go to movies by myself a lot. If you
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: ever want to go to the movie, since I went,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: you ain't got to talk to no bounie or be
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: distracted by bright ass phones. I just going with my
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: person because I got trying to trink it down screen
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: preightnance down.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry, because we were sitting only in the bank,
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: and to me, my brightness wasn't as brave looking Shotingla.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: He was like, I said, you know, I can't see right,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: So yeah, go to the movies on Thursday afternoon. If
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: you go, like right after work on a Thursday, it's
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: usually especially in a huge movie there it's probably ten
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: other people in the theater and get comfortable anybody up
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: on gas Like.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Right, that's what happened to see Hunger Games.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Dude, don't think that there would be another Final Destination movie.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I think I think they revived the franchise six six.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I think they No, I think it should. I mean,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I think it'll probably go on just for just for
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: the strong five could be. That's what I call music
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: volume one hundred and twelve. I mean, I'm just saying
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: the faious movie.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I think since the first one I saw, I ain't
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: seen like after the fourth or the fifth one, I
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: haven't seen any of them after full.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I think I've seen some of Tokyo Drift and I
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: just like I and then I stopped, like everybody want
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: to watch?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: And then then his Then the card that he pulled
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: like the car that he pulled from the from the
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: little from the Little parking elevator has a goddamn HAULK
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Hulk inspired truck.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, nah, damn, I'm done with this. But yeah,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: that was the most gruesome definite in the franchise. By
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: the way, Oh boy in the m R. Machine, you
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: ain't ship that thing sucked him. They pulled his nipple
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: rings out of police dick ring out that that that
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: man has been back with that like a like a
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: like a like a zero degree angle hit the back
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: of his head, touching the back of his ankles. That's
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: a good way. Well, there's always the good way. It's fun.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: But that was not fun.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's go see. I'm gonna have to back
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: to the question of the week. I'm gonna have to
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: reorganize this so every yeah, but back to the question
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: of the week. I'm bored. Tell me about the time
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: you seriously misread social cues and it made it weird.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: I once greeted the customer welcome to birth control instead
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: of work, welcoming to burger king, because I was just
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: thinking about my own birth control.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, it could possibly be birth control because it's
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: just gonna send you to the bathroom.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: And nobody want a shitty booty. Nobody wants a shitty kitty. Huh,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: they don't.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants a shitty kitty.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: If you got a shitty kitty, si, she ain't wiping right,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: you got you might have a perforation something in between.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: And control places at least that much to go in
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: front the bat. Who should see somebody like that got
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: a good a good jew Ryan, I can recommend need.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Have been in all my damn business.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Or all your been said at least dinner first, all
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: your goodness all in my bendess.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: We at that age way and now you got start
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: getting cold and and getting your balls checked with testicular cancer.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: And you know you got to learn to take care
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: of yourself because you can't be taking people out.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Somebody take their fingers and stick them in your hoolie
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: hoop and pleasure.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I mean it's not very comfortable.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Just sticking the person any pain there.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Doing the examination for.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: They put the little thing in your colt and open
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: look all in there and make sure nothing look like
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: thing's supposed to look like it's supposed to look like.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: And then they take that out because after that you
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: feel violated. And then they take that out and then
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: take the fingers and person, make sure you don't feel
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: no I guess no lumps and bumps and stuff, and
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: then press down on your stomach make sure you ain't
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: got no no pain and stuff like they don't you
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: have any pain anything here?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: No, sir, but you can't we go together now, I
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: mean I thought it was in basis for us when
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: the doctor we get our anal physical doctors turn your
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: head cough, they got a couple.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Under your balls and be like, all right, turn what
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: do that? Hernias not on the inside, but it's for
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: cancer hernias, cancer cancer hernias and ship.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: But every.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Every she shoot, she scores with that one. Boy, I
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: checked my own.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Next one, I'm bored. Tell me by the time, you
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: seriously mispread social cues. And it made it weird. I
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: had just moved to n y C. Some tours stopped
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: me on the sidewalk and asked for directions to the subway.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: I gave them directions to a subway sandwich shop around
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: the corner.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: At least they get them a little same wi the
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: get directions to the right damn place.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, technically she did. She You're specified.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: It's like somebody asking you directors like Jimmy Johns, and
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: you tell them to go to a ball call like
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Jimmy's owned by John's, or some ship.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Asked me for an episode, can you send me to
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Jimmy's and this cent and wright to the little Chinese
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: spots with.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: The good yacht that everybody's waiting in line. Keep it.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: I done found me something now, and I'm gatekeeping. I
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: ain't telling nobody I found me something closer to home.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: But tell me something after. I'm bored.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Tell me about the time you seriously mispread social cues
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: and it made it weird. I was carpooling with my
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: coworkers and a guy started drifting into my lane, nearly
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: clipping me. I screamed out, he's coming in me instead
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: of he's coming in my lane.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Wow, I mean a laugh. I would have laughed.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: That's a legit.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Fear.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Everybody, try and be all quiet and ship and somebody's
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: sake once you come through the nose in my head.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Boy, I'm bored.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Tell me about the time you seriously misread social cues
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: and I'm not. I'm good, I'm good, good, good, I'm good.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I'm bored. Tell me about the time you seriously missred
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: social cues and it made it weird. One time an
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: accident can completely destroyed public One to the bathroom, I
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: mixed up. I did not do that, and it smelled
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: like that before. I went in and said it didn't
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: smell like that before.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Man, And I'm like, oh shitty butt. Okay, you need
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: some something that you have to change your diet green
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: toxic and he you're inside, what is that?
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Can't Oh god, she has a tackle belothermal.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: So I'm bored. Tell me about the time you seriously
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: misread social cues and it made it weird. I had
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: just got married and my new last name was black.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Wasn't used to it yet, and then ups brought a
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: package and said are you black? And I gave him
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: a confused look and said no, I'm white and walked
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: inside with my package. That still haunts me. I was like,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I have a good day. Have a good day. Oh
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: that was good because I'd have been confusion. I'm like, wait, because.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: You miss this black?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: He did, Are you black? I'm like, no, I'm white.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's that's that's what threw me off. Rating.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: That was good. That was the was about it about
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: about an eight. Yeah, yeah, I give it confused as
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: though definitely next one, I'm bored, Tell me about the
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: time you seriously misread social cues and it made it weird.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: As a server, I meant to tell a couple to
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: enjoy the rest of their days, but I swear to god,
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know where the all the days came from.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: It became so sinister and I didn't know what to do,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: so I backed away.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: That made it worse. Damn, that made it worse. I
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: mean right, like, enjoy the rest of you and then
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: you just back then, you just back away, slowly, just
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: staring at him, like what you do to my food?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: What you do to my fool?
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: What through my boss like the rest of the day.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: No, yo, don't fuck that. That's how you, boy, that's
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: how you start to fight. Like what the fuck? What
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: what that means? Are you about to take me out? Like?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: What what that means?
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Brainy?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: That's diabotical as fuck. I agree, because that that that
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: was in sight down. What you what do you say?
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: What you do to my fool's scary? Back to question
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: of the week. I'm bored. Tell me about the time
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: you seriously mispress social cues like this and made it weird.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: I had tons of lightness, and when the male nurse
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: did the throat exam, I gagged so loud and viciously.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: After he was done, I said, I'm sorry, I don't
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: usually gag. I was absolutely mortified, and I still think
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: about it weekly.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: That never was life for real? Well, I mean you
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: only hear Boyne selected me.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Me neither says.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, I was the saying that the male nurse did.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I don't engage in such things, Brady, nah, nigga, No.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: You won't burn you won't burn on youalln bro, I.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Am chasing virtuous. I don't indulge in such things.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Branding.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: No, ready.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: A bullshit.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what you're speaking of.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Man, Wow, that's fucking crazy. It is.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Let's let's go into the next one.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Shopping.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I'm bored. Tell me about the time you seriously misread
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: social cues and it made it weird. Congratulated a woman
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: after she told me her daughter went to ICU. I
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: thought it was a university.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Because she's so icy.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: D C right, didn't you anybody tell you how your
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: is down there?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Dog damn like what she's majoring? Like damn survival, bitch, survival, bitch,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: damn ship. That's funny that that that's funny, And I
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: can and I my face would be rare of an embarrassment,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: so confused, oh after try to roll with it. But yeah,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: that's some by the A seven seven Yeah, okay.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Next one, Yeah, I'm bored. I'm bored. Tell me about
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: the time you seriously misread social cues and it made
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: it weird. I saw a dog while hiking. Shout it down.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: What's your dog's name? They said Tofu. I meant to say,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna come, say hi, but I said I'm gonna come,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: emphasis on come, Oh no, oh no.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I had questions, no, no, no, this to turn you on?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Oh no, all right, and oh god, I love your dog.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: God, that's kill god, that's culle to fool stut caniller
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: to food Stu.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Look what I give you? So we yeah, he.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Next one, I'm bored. Tell me about the time you
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: seriously misread social cues and it made it weird. At Panera,
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: I figured they asked what can I get you? So
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say broccoli cheddar bowl please, but they asked, Hi,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: how's your day? And the nicest voice all that camera
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: was Chockle Breter.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Chockley brother.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: That don't sound appetizing.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: It's like I'm hungry, baby, I apologize, I'm a huncle.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I can think about it? Is that that that chocolate Brether,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: that broccoli and chattop panero ain't need all that. I mean, yes,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: it's no, it's good matter.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna give me some panera before I
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: go in the house today.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I haven't been in a while. I usually get sandwich,
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: salad and the sand.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: They just continued to deck on bacon turkey brown.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I know you what.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: That was my second favorite sands. That was my favorite sandwich,
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: my favorite's key favorite sandwich. My favorite one is the
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I like the DAYT time I went. I think they
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: may have got that got rid of that one to
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: the roasted turkey b o T or something. It's like
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: the turkey meat and the sound. I used to get
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: that and a half a sandwich and a half of
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: the uh fujie apple Saladgie apple salad is good.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm I'm a big back that I would get.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: They would say, you want to do half and half?
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I said, no, I need a full sandwich, full sandwich,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: full salad, and for a full salad. Thank you. I
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: take all three of them whole, heap. Give me a
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: full sandwich in a in a bowl of suit. Could
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I take a bowl?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I'm in a full sandwich, half a sandwich, three yeah, same,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: two apples and a bag of chips or three chips,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: so you got bread and two apples and it's a
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: lot of fucking food.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be like thirty dollars but chip. But that
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: ship holds you. Oh yeah, especially a full sandwich and
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: a full bowl.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that ship hold.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Some people consider Panera to be like over hyped hospital food,
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I mean, I didn't see it, but
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: it's still delicious.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Ship.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Next one, I'm bored. Tell me about the time you
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: seriously misread social cues and it made it weird. This
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: guy had us, held his phone out to me and said,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: can you take a picture. I proceeded to stand next
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: to his son and smile for a photo. He was
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: asking me if I could take a picture of their family.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: That's funny, I reat you. Everybody was like, not nah, but.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying, see you know what I'm saying. Though,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: It's like that I can see where you misread the cues, right,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I mean you just asked me if I could take
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: a picture. I don't mind. Like I don't mind. I
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: mean I'm taking a pictures not made up, but okay,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: if you insist, right, that's fuck you reading gonna ask me,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: can I take a picture? So I'm the picture as
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: me ask you should have You should have said, can
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: you take a picture of us? Specific because words mean things.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stab the shut out specific time. No, I
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: think all of her was specific.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Not making them new words. I'm bored. Tell me by
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: the time, you seriously misread social cues and it made
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: it weird. I'm not talking you too. When the waiter says,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: enjoy your food, give me something that keeps you up
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: at night. One time I was at the orthodontist and
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: they were checking my busil line to see if it
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: was fitted properly. So she told me to say your address.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: I replied with, I'm a dress. Then she said, no,
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: say you're a dress. So I repeat it louder, I'm
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: a dress. I didn't realize what she actually meant until
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I left the appointment like this.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: You can't see that word.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Oh forgot, I'm sorry, take that out.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bleep it. Oh that'd be.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: My god.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: You can't say that word.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: According to Sheila and I'm on shameless, they were reclaiming
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: the word.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: If you know you're not yes reading that that that
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I think you're getting smiled with me, bitch, I'm a dress.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I think you tuss I'm a dress. I think that
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: may be the first episode.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: No you or no? See that's because then then that plays.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Then it also plays off of the way you pronounce
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: the word tomato tomato. Like some people say address and
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: we say address, right, yeah, so say your say your address,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I'm addressed. No, bitch, what's your address? Oh say that
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: the first time? Seventeen Sherman Lane, Sydney, Australia. Next one again.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: If you know you know I'm bored, fucking find it, Nemo.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Tell me about the time you miss I'm bored.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Tell me about the time you seriously misread social cues
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: and it made it weird. I thought tossing someone sala
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: mean meant to beat them up. Proceeded to threaten this
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: guy who was being a turd.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I was gonnass sadly, Oh, I couldnot be there with
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: you or you're trying to fight this nigga was.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Like, hey, yo, if you keep foing with me your salad,
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: what you feel you mother fucking to.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Be like, don't threaten me with a good time.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: He wanted jelly or you want jelly, your serve.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Jelly was just as a boy or girl this is oh,
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: this is a god that said this. So could you
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: imagine the bullies.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Like what New York game? Oh man, you keep sucking around.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: That was salad. That was good. Let's read the follow
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: up comments to that one.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: That's funny. You gotta end the day. That's the last question.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying. But yeah, it came up the top
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: The boy nothing, I didn't joked. That's what he said.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: And that concludes the questions.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Was it an Eis replies They want to hear some replies.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: So from La La, So what exactly did you think
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: it met when someone called somebody a salad tussler as
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: an insult?
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Shit?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Maybe you never had nobody be calling back. Yeah, I
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: ain't no where everybody was going on. Sakley response, never
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: heard that one. Honestly, to be fair, I think I'd
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: be more scared of someone threatened to toss my salad.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: That just beat me, true shit, because you nigga, you
• 48:44
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• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Genev responds, I thought the exact same thing. I learned
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: how the snowboard last year and told way too many
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: people on the list that I was getting.
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: My salad tossed out there, oh man, Oakly replies, girl,
• 49:10
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• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man. Follow up from b A eight six
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• 49:21
  Speaker 2: day she told me how she tossed salads for an
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: hour in prep.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Amber. Bunch replied that that would intimidate me for Suretrusive thoughts.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Flowers and Remains replied, so you made a friend. Oakly
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: response that guy, I am. And it's like also all
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: that salad tossing.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Didn't toss his salad hmmmm, Ari Villaineuve.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Villainuve replied, My brother used to tell me all the
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: time this sentence in French vastytire m bouche. I thought
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: that meant like, go shoot yourself or something. Went to
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: a friend's house once and her parents told me to
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: ti twatum bouche. I froze for a sec. Then they
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: explained it just meant take a chair, oh ship. And
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: my French pronunciation is probably bad, even I've been doing
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: French du linga for like four years now. You don't
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: speak a much.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: You're trying to learn the language of little I am.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm question okay, he was He wasn't.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: No, he wasn't. You don't know that he didn't want him? Yo, no, no, no,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: no no. We was so messed up, is why the
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: fuck was she always somewhere where she got painted on
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: the back and he thought she was a female skump.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: So you're blaming the victim and in this case, in
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: this case.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, in this case, I'm gonna have to because
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: it's like, how the fuck you are we every time?
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Every time? You always sleep, bitch, you always sleeping? And
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: let's dark eleft because we don't know the mating of
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: a skunk.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Bro. This this and that that concludes the question of
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: the week. You know what, we got a lot more
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: of these, So we're gonna we're gonna reduce. We're gonna
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: we're gonna finish this like that.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: That that was funny.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Between times.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Free Peppy, we going on what free Peppy?
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: People bro out my face and he makes me sick.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: You can't fight in stings, bro, Like, come on, we
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: don't know the ma, you don't know the mat r.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: He's a creep.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Moving along child, question Q and a second if you
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: have any questions comments topic I is uh rent of
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: rents Lord and you can pay some rent.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: If you want to know what I'm saying. And got mortgage.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Did you get your new property tax assessment in the
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: mail from from the county?
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: No?
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, no, yes, I don't know.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know I got because I paid my through
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: my mortgage. I'll be paying attention. They still p JO
• 52:30
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• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Sent me the updated its the tax assessment, and and
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's probably why my mortgage went. Who
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: I had to tell myself either way, it's still cheaping
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: the rint, it's still cheaping the rent. It's still cheaping.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: It's still cheaping fucking rent.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: But my god, demons, did I added addition run in
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: my house that I don't know about.
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• 54:08
  Speaker 3: something a little different. In season three, we introduced a
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• 54:18
  Speaker 3: who has become one of my favorites. She posted a
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• 54:24
  Speaker 3: this is a three parter.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Oh Lord, here we go, and I'm gonna.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Read all three parts.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: They not real long, but I'm gonna read all three
• 54:31
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• 54:36
  Speaker 3: title is Husband Versus Baby Daddy, Part one. My husband
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: hasn't spoken to me since Christmas. We've been married for
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: four years but together for six. Before him, I had
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: my son and his father has always been involved in
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: his life. My son goes with his dad every weekend
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: from Friday evening until Monday morning, and his father takes
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: him to school on Mondays.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: That routine has been normal for years.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: In August, my son's excuse me, my son's father was
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: in a serious car accident and lost his vehicle. Overnight,
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: everything became harder without a call, Weekends turned into a
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: logisticals nightmare. I'm sorry, y'all got ton tied. My husband
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: and I were constantly driving our son back and forth,
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: sometimes having to pick him up early or change plans entirely.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: It started to affect our time, our plans, and our peace.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Part two.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: My husband is very much an authority figure. He believes
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: in tough love and that people should only have what
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: they've worked for. My husband's father was between jobs at
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: the time, though historically when he works he stays employee
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: for years. I tried to explain that he wasn't a
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: that this wasn't about helping my acts. It was about
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: making sure my son had a liable transportation and stability.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: I brought hip the eye of us buying my son's
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: father a car. My husband said no, rightfully, Soldiers. That
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: hurt because no matter what husband, this man is still
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: my son's father. I wasn't asking my husband to take
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: on responsibility for him. I just wanted understanding. I wanted
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: him to recognize that this situation affected our child and
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: indirectly our household. A few days before Christmas, I made
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: a decision that would change everything.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Oh Lord, I said, what is screwing?
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: I withdrew seventy three thousand dollars from our holidays savings account,
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: the money we've been setting aside for vacations. Traveling is
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: something we both love. We usually take two trips a year,
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: and we're supposed to go to Jamaica in February. My
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: plan was to replace the money with funds from my
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: personal account. My plan was to replace the funds with
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, replaced the funds with money from my personal account.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: But I only had fifty eight thousand dollars available. I
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: believed I couldn't make up the difference. Later, I bought
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: my son's father a brand new car, a two thousand,
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: twenty five Lexus.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Oh bit, you wait, wait, wait wait.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: I wanted my son to have dependable transportation. I wanted
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: his weekends with his dad to feel no more again.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: I surprised my kids and their father with the car
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: the night before Christmas. Somehow the moment ended up on Facebook.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: My husband saw it immediately. He drove straight to my
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: ex's house and caused the scene rightfully.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: The fuck sup.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: He was serious, loud, embarrassed, and completely out of control.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: I was humiliated. I tried to explain that what I
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: had mentioned by the call before, I wasn't asking permission,
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: I was asking how he felt. I never imagined it
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: would explode like this. To my husband, this wasn't just
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: about the car. It was about trust, about money, about
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: me using our vacation funds without his agreement, which he's.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Right because but you had fifty eight thousand.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Why are you taking out your vacation fund and the
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: fuck you need to buy him a brand new twenty
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: twenty five lexus? Fuck you gotta guy have a putt butt, bitch. Anyway,
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: To my husband, this wasn't about the car. It was
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: about trust, about money, about me using our vacation funds
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: without his agreement, about the fact that I'm also paying
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: the car insurance and note until my son's father gets
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: back on his feet.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Bitch, what kind of lexus did you get him?
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: There?
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: As to seventy three thousand dollars, you still got a
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: note on it, but it in my top of the line,
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: probably had all the bells and whistles he can. He
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: canceled out Jamaica trip. He should have took somebody else.
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: Of course, since that night, my husband hasn't spoken to me,
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: not a word. We live in the same house, but
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: it feels like we're strangers passing each other without conversation,
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: going to be angry, the silence growing heavier every day.
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: I've tried everything to get him to talk to me, apologies, explanations, space.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Nothing has worked.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: I finally scheduled a counseling session for us, and he
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: agreed to attend today. It's that session. I'm terrified because
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: if counseling doesn't work, I don't know what comes next.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to reach him anymore. I don't
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: know how to get my husband back. All I know
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: is that I'm trying to protect my son, and in
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: the process I may have lost my marriage. Please give
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: me advice to fix my marriage.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: That's my advice. That's my advice. He should divorce your
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: stupid ass.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Hold on, I understand this. My foot is tapping. So
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: the thing that you can be that stupid play and
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: like look look, look, look the play that was advocate.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Now you're all as fuck. However, I understand the logic
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: behind buy in the car, but bitch, I wouldn't have
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: did No, seven, I wouldn't. I wouldn't depleted seventy three
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: thousand on a fucking lexus like Yo, I'd have got
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: this nigga like a like like a twenty ten neon
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: and some ship just as yo, you want because you
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: need it to get him from point A to point
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: B back like and like like yo, like I don't
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: give a fuck, like why taking on your personal account
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: point A point B. That's what I'm saying. So you
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: had fifty two, you had fifty like fifty teh oh okay,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: like you had fifty eight thousand dollars. You could have
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: took that from your ship that way, Yo, This nigga
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: couldn't have. Couldn't say nothing because the logic, Yo, the
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: logic is there. He need a car to get from
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: point A to point B. The kids is your son's
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: best interest is in is in there?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: But you you.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: You still let that nigga, yep, because I'd have took
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: it out of it like you you buy les. You
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: can't be that and you're paying for and you're paying,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: you're paying you. You're still paying on this bitch and
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: you're paying consciurance. You still let that nigga. That's why
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: the nigga't talking to you. That's what That's why your
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: own that's why your husband not talking to his escape.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: He's gonna go to counseling and then counseling.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: He's going to tell you that he's going to divorce
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: you did he's throwll within his rights because if the
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: rose was the verse, you will not be okay with
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: him taking your money and buy his baby mama car.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Seventy five thousand dollars calls.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Especially a seventy three call that's told there much that's
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: seventy three thousand. You can buy tour my truck with
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: seventy three thousand dollars. Damn there, you could have got
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: him a little little little Honda. So you if you
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: spend that much money that you still have payments. If
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: the seventy three thousand dollars American dollars, then you put
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: him one hundred thousand dollars lesus. You put him a
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: big as Lectus truck or something one.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Hundred civic could cost you twenty.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: Five thirty k if and that's just if take care,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: you can get two hundred and seventy six thousand, four
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: hundred and sixty three million miles on the motherfucking Holanda.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: You take care of it.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: What a twenty dollars for a twenty dollars take of gas?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: You hear?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Give him a Knisthan.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: A prison, bro?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: You not a prison. They don't even make them no more.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Not a pento the geo tracker. Oh you still stupid?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: You still have bit you stupid, fucking stupid, Because in
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: what way did you think they're taking money out of
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: your joint mission, out of your joint account to give
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: another man outside of your marriage a car? What's gonna
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: fly with your husband?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Yo? You didn't even have to buy a nigga a car.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: You could have just gave that nigga like a five
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars uber.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Yo, to get around. You could have get him in
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: one thousand dollars out your personal funds. So here's a
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars uber card. You need to go until you
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: get on your feet?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: What and then be like yo, and just and just off,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: just off of that. This, this will start you off
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: until you get back on your feet. I'm gonna throw
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: in like an extra like two hundred dollars, two hundred
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: dollars on a check. You feel me until you can
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: get around back and forth, Get the fuck boy, get
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of here.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm pretty sure your husband would have been like,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: if you were smart enough to come with the crazy
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: offer first, Okay, what about a thousand dollars uber card,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: you probably would have still said no, But that would
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: have been a lot more reasoning than buy your husband.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: But you take out your own. If you take out
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: you just can't say nothing, but you to.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Add that source of injury. How much you would have
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: beat her husband? A driving like two or three, like
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: maybe five ten year old cars?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Oh bitch, don't let me, yo, don't let me drive
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: a ninety eight. Ninety eight.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Have at least one hundred thousand dollars saved up. So
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: they clearly both have decent paying just that amount of
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: money to save up. Because between his seventy three thousand,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: that's what she took out the account, so we don't
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: know how much was in there in the fifties thousands
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: she had, that's over one hundred thousand dollars. So y'all plan,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: we make really good, pretty pretty good damn money to
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: be able to save that much money, good financial.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I struck.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: I struggled to save seventy three dollars. Okay, that's what
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. Boy, boy, let me be let me.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Twenty eighteen hundred.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: You clearly don't respect two thousand dollars on it, right
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: and twenty twenty five, motherfucker Alexis Alexas twenty five with
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 8: a note on it and seventy three thousand dollars out
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: of our account, our work account.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, you can be sitting with that nigga in that car.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: My sisters is coming to beat chet ass every day.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: I don't even I don't even know what recourse because
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: her name was on the account.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: Had if it was a joint account, joint account, her
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: name was on the account, I don't know whatever she
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: wanted to take out of it. And the only thing
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: I think that she because I've just read a recent
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: story with the woman on the showhole one with yeah,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: he stole the money out of the No, it was
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: the brother that stole the mount the money off the
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: account that was for surgery, surgery, and he had recourse
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: because they knew specifically that's what the money was for
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: but the sorry couple.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: You know, but the way you honestly could not even
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: if our charges. I said, Okay, if you want to
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: get that man seventy thousand dollars, run me that fifty
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: in your personal account to put the money back in there.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: You owe me the difference, which is what twelve thousand dollars.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: So now you have no savings. My money is there,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: and you spend your money on a car for another
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: how about that?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: And you're still taking care of the ship until until
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: he gets back on his feet. That's it.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: That's not your job, the fuck out of head flipp
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: a Burger.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: But don't use the kids. So don't use the kids
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: as an excuse to as an excuse to dude to
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: do for him. That's like that, that's like, that's like
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: that girl that man that married couple with the moman
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: was like she took, she took like she took like
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: like fifty thousand doll they account to go bail her,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: to bail her baby father out of jail. And this
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: nigga like what like nah and like the divorced to us, like.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: We know my kids need a dead fall. Okay, well
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: take them up there to the fuckings and they could
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: have visited. Yeah, y'all, that ship will ruin a fucking
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: your poor handling your finances well, especially if you're married
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: to a person who has good money management skills, and
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: they get you to a position where y'all got a
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: house that you're paying off. Y'all ain't got no major debt,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: you don't have car neals because y'all paid your cars off.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: This man might have worked double, picked up a part
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: time job so they could accelerate debt.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Payments to stack that much money up.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: And you would say, I'm gonna buy my baby father
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Alexis truck that's worth eighty ninety thousand dollars out y'all
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: joint money. Oh you want a divorce.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: You can't be that, But you can't be reconcilible differences
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: like yeah, that's that's like that's coming.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: That's like financial abuse, or that's not fraud, but it's
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: like you stole money and gave it to somebody else
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: outside of my marriage. You clearly are invested in this
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: person child aside. You clearly are invested enough in this
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: person to give them seventy plus thousand dollars out of
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: joint money. When you had that money sitting in your
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: personal account. Yeah, yeah, buck, Yeah, I would have said.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: I would have said, okay, we in therapy. Okay, you
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: you want to make this right, like you clean running
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: at fifty eight K that's in your personal account and
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: you owe me twelve for the difference, or okay, let's
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: see how much money. Do the forensic research on your
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: account to see how much I contributed, how much you
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: contributed to that money. If I contributed more than the
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: seventy K or whatever half of their money that was
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: in the account, refilled my half, I'll take my money
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: out and you can spend whatever money you want to
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: spend based off what you're putting that account. And then
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: all this good because I got my share of the
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: money back. But it's still a breach because you still
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: spent joint funds on somebody outside of your fucking marriage,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: your household.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah you stupid, yeah, bit, you stupid, big stupid. Now
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: I said the cat.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: One question and then we're done. Oh and yeah, girl,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: fuck you in a nutshell.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: In twenty twenty six, on the fuck you lest Seriously
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: gay bitch, I felt like a name.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: I think her name is Sharon.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Oh damn, not.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: The ticket may be a casey oh.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: Oh sneaky is half a week better this season going
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: over the brand is favorite three or six broad with chicks.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: And that's what a bang damn shi y'all.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: I need the timeline to help me figure this out
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: because I'm in too deep and my heart can't take
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: much more. I'm twenty nine, a trans man, born a one,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: been on tea for six years, muscles on top, lady
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: PUDs down below the bell. Okay, I'm about to lose
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: the best thing that ever happened to me. Over se mess.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: I didn't even start. I've met this woman on Facebook
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: back in mid twenty twenty four. She saw my pics
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: like every GYM THIRSDT track I ever posted, then sliding
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: my dms talking smooth, you find as hell. You should
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: take me out. I took her to a nice spot
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: wind and dined to a proper made her feel seen
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: as the man she thinks I am. She's ready for
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: sex and I have a realistic silicone strap.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: I was ready to go. She pinned me down to
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: give me top and noticed it was not real. All
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: hell broke loose. She she beat me with my strap.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: I think this woman and I want her back, Timeline,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: be gentle, but be real, what would you do?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: I would have beat you with the strap too, Babe.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Oh ship whole time she's digging to Roland, then missus
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Terry and she find out that.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: This is Terry. I know a why.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Oh ship going down?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Damn you.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: This is about say that you should have been honestcoring.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: We stated that ship off from that was getting beat
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: with the strap you was trying to fake her out with,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: and you got off Lucky the big strap didn't hurt.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: It must have been.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: First of all, well why do you even let it
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: go there? For a nigga like you are? You know
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: what's going on down there, and you still you still
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: let her go down there.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: I'm an advocate for anybody knows that I support the
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: ol g b t Q community and whatever they decide
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know it could be like but I'm.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Also vigated being truthful and being truthful with who you
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: are because we have seen way too many stories of
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: you know, our l g b t Q brothers and
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: sisters losing their lives behind situations like this.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: So just be lucky to know what she did was
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: take the strap and knock you sidy if the story
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: is real, I feel like I feel like I feel
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: like this might be a fake fake stories six brown
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: chicks anyway, based off of what I'm not gonna crack
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: too many jokes off this. You You can't fake people.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Out, That's know what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: It's like everybody set yourself up, is not going.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: To react or just walk away, or it's gonna end there.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: You know, you set yourself up for your own demands
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: by letting her go down on you and not saying
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: like not even saying, and I mean.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: She was ready for sex.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: It should have been a conversation here like hey, list
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: because that's the way you took away her choice that
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: that's all that you wanted to hear sex with who
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: she thought you were not not not.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you this though, Like I said, all
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: you got. If all you got was beat with a
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: strapped and thank your lucky star, flipping to and fro,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: could have been probably look like what.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Vibration stuff like that.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: I'm somebody else, but I don't want to. I would
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: prefer not to suck on plastic.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand I understand, but like I said, just
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: be happy that you got a black guy from from
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: a piece of rubber because.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: It's not a Louisville slugger.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Is that it? That's it?
• 1:12:53
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• 1:12:58
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• 1:13:06
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  Speaker 2: get it Gotta good. We love y'all. Will hola bye, nigga,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: put your dick away, bye y'all