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Hoppe Actually Hearts Radio! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.27.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. So we all know that Lizzo is insufferable.
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  We all know that she's the absolute worst. And
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  karma has hit this dirty ride and run. Ruth hurts
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  for Lizzo as she watches her new album flop hard.
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  Oh, yeah. Why was it that she was better when
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  she was fat? She had that thing about her that
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  once she wasn't fat, she wasn't as good. After
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  blowing up in 2019, Lizzo kept topping the charts
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  with tracks like About Damn Time. Oh yeah, that
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  was a good ass song. I can't even hate. I did
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  like about damn time. Good as hell. In recent
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  years, she's struggled to maintain her previous
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  star power. Yeah, you know, when you have all
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  the sexual harassment allegations against you,
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  it's kind of hard to run for you, honey. Her
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  fifth studio album only sold just 2 ,650 copies
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  in its first week. That's really bad. Like, I
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  know sometimes they'll say, oh, the artist only
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  sold 50 ,000. That's, no, but this is actually
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  terrible. Mm -hmm. Rolling Stone reports. And
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  she's the same one that was shading Nicki Minaj
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  for her record sales. Shut up! Huge difference
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  from 2022's special. She was even seen crying
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  on her private TikTok about the album's reception.
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  That's going to really help us want to watch
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  it. And you crying about it like a loser. I promoted
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  my album super hard and you're calling me a desperate
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  flop. Oh yeah, if you're putting it out there,
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  a real legend would go, hey, maybe it's not for
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  everybody, but you better listen. But when you're
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  crying about it, you're pretty much admitting
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  it sucked. In recent tweets, she claimed that
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  she was once a radio darling and that the rise
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  of streaming has hurt her career. Actually, you
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  would think that would be the opposite. does
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  is play the same four songs. So you would think
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  maybe that would actually help you. Another factor
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  was her public 2023 sexual harassment lawsuit.
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  Oh, that one. Which she claimed was a public
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  attack on her career. Yeah, you shouldn't be
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  sexually harassing people. Oh, but if it was
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  done to you, you'd be such a victim. Shut up.
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  Case involved weight shaming, a hostile work
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  environment, and even an incident in Amsterdam.
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  Oh, yeah. You could offer her up an afternoon
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  and I would just walk away. In which she allegedly
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  forced her dancers to touch a woman's breasts.
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  Woman out of the air. That's who you have as
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  a feminist? No, thank you. Not at all. A Taylor
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  Frankie Paul season of The Bachelorette is about
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  to air next month. I predicted it. They were
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  going to air it during the summer. They just
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  wanted to, you know. Be politically correct.
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  She's a woman. Well, not a woman beater, but
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  she's a domestic beater. She's a loser. Here's
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  the latest video from Alabama. Cloud chasing
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  moron. Daddy issues. Dirty, rotten idiot. Barker.
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  Everyone's saying, oh, you played him. You're
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  trying to control him. Like, you did it, but
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  when he did it, it was a problem. No, I did it.
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  I was with somebody else. You never said that,
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  though, honey. And when you got caught, you know,
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  with that picture of you kissing a dude, you
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  acted like it was nothing. Shut up. You are nothing
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  more than a bus down. You're from the streets.
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  Well, we were just friends. You never said that,
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  though. You walked around it, and now you got
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  caught like a dead rat in an alley. You're a
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  loser. I don't care how high you are, honey.
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  And then he texted me that he no longer wanted
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  to just be friends. Yeah, it's hard for men to
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  be friends with somebody when it's a friend zone
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  situation and you want to bang them out. And
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  you think you're better than everybody when you're
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  a nepo baby brat, a wannabe Kardashian. He no
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  longer wanted to do that. We had a conversation,
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  set a boundary that we're no longer doing it.
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  God, you know, she's so annoying during arguments.
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  And then she was getting mad when he was talking
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  to other women in the club. Honey, I want it,
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  honey. You're insufferable. Then we do a stream
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  and he's like fucking me in the whole stream.
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  Yeah, because you made him sign an NDA after
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  giving him hope that you'd be his girlfriend.
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  You could have at least banged him, honey. I
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  text him. I was like, hey, I don't fuck with
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  that. And then his manager. You're an idiot.
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  You make all Gen Z look bad. You're a talentless
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  loser. Calls my manager and is like, hey, we
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  want to pursue a fake relationship on social
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  media. And I'm like, no, I don't want to do a
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  fake relationship. So he went to Miami and got
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  with Daniela. Oh, yeah. Get some girls, dude.
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  Why should he not get girls if you're not putting
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  up? If it was such a real relationship, you should
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  shut up. You're the worst. You literally look
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  like a real life AI sex doll. Me stating that
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  I didn't want a fake relationship isn't me stating
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  that I don't want to continue to grow our relationship
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  as friends. But he wanted to bang you. This is
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  what women don't get. I'm not saying you can't
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  be friends with a girl, but I'm telling you,
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  if you really want to bang a girl and the girl
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  just wants to be friends, it's hard to watch
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  the girl bang other dudes. You got to admit that.
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  Especially when your body counts as long as a
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  CVS receipt. Shut up. Maybe. Like what? You have
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  no accountability because you've had everything
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  bought for you. And your mom is a dirty, rotten,
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  narcissistic moron. And your dad wears shades
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  inside and buys you lingerie. So you even know
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  you had a great upbringing financially. You're
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  pretty messed up, honey. You guys are contradicting
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  little assholes. Noah, you're the worst. It is
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  insufferable. You know, she puts it out there.
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  Shut up. You wanted to figure out how to do live
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  streams so you'd use them. Well, I've been used
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  by women before. The difference was I was at
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  least getting laid, but then the heartbreak's
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  pretty bad. You are a brick. You're going to
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  be 40 years old. You're going to look like you're
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  80. And you're just going to be a washed up loser.
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  You already are. And you're only 20. And I saw
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  this headline here. And this is one of those
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  examples that don't meet your heroes. I'm telling
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  you, whenever somebody is so against pride, that
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  means. you have a manly guy talking smack about,
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  you know, pride. They want men more than anything.
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  And former San Francisco Giant legend Aubrey
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  Huff said, queers don't watch baseball, eat a
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  D. Why are you even thinking about that? In this
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  short lifetime, if a gay guy wants to eat a D
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  as you say, whatever. You know what this is?
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  Aubrey Huff, you tough guy. Oh, you so tough.
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  You were good at baseball. There's no doubt about
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  it. But Aubrey Huff, you probably buy, you probably
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  want penis. But the thing is, you can't do it
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  because you're so manly. So you're jealous of
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  the gay people. They get to live out their life.
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  So you hate on everyone else. Just try it out.
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  Try out some penis and call it a day. You'll
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  probably be happier. Yeah, you're a good baseball
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  player. You helped them win. But you're a loser.
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  You're a homophobic dork. I know a lot of guys
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  don't like the term toxic masculinity. But that's
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  what you are. You're an idiot. This is why we
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  don't need to hear the opinions of athletes.
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  They're stupid. They're dumb jocks. Anywho, how
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  long have we been recording? Oh, so we had nine
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  minutes of the best of Hoppy Hour. Oh, it was
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  the best. And then we've been talking for 31
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  minutes. So that means it's been 40 minutes of
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  me ranting. So let's take a quick break. All
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  right, we're going to come back on Hoppy Hour
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  and keep this party going and going and going
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  right now. Diana Rossini was bringing home the
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  bacon. She was reportedly paid an annual salary
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  of $800 ,000. Was it worth it, Diana? You were
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  making $800 ,000. But being a side chick, you
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  ruined it. But that was all before photos of
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  her hugging Mike Rabel were exposed by Page Six.
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  Some more mouth hugs as well. A former manager
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  of Rossini's revealed her income to the New York
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  Times. What a moron! One of the highest paid
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  journalists at The Athletic. She is really hot.
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  Like, you know, she probably does yoga and giggles.
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  However, it's not unusual for sports reporters
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  to earn big bucks. Rossini's male counterparts,
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  Adam Schefter and Adrian Wierzanowski, once earned
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  $9 million and $7 million per year. Oh, man,
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  that is the thing that's so sad when women make
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  less. They're making, like, $8 .2 million more
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  than her. Respectively, according to The Post.
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  Very respectively. Amid the photo scandal, Rossini
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  resigned on April 14th, two months before her
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  contract was reportedly annulled. Oh, that's
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  not really a good time. Riding your contracts
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  up. You're riding him like a moron. You don't
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  say. You're a respected enough journalist and
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  now you're a side chick. But all the simps and
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  the media are going to be like, well, yeah, yeah,
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  it doesn't matter. You're a side chick. It is
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  kind of sexy, so he doesn't lose his job, but
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  she does. Oh, you don't say. You got a lot of
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  explaining to do to your kids. Well, again, let's
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  be fair to her. She may be a dirty, rotten side
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  chick. But he was cheating as well. Both professionally
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  and personally. It's one big messy story, so
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  to help break down the timeline, here's what...
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  I don't need to hear the timeline. Yeah, I know.
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  She's a sidekick. A very promiscuous one. Oh,
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  you know, she brought him to Ruckus. But was
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  it worth it? Because look at where your career
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  is at now, honey. I'm going to go on a limb and
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  say it probably wasn't worth it. Whoa! Happy
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  Hot Topic! Oh, Jesus. The hell's going on here?
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  Lionel Richie is recovering from an on -stage
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  medical scare. Oh, please be okay. I can't tell
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  you what I'm sorry about, but I still don't want
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  someone to be hurt. The 77 -year -old cut his
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  concert short after a dizzy spell while singing
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  the song Dancing on the Ceiling. My Tampa dizzy
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  spell is hearing about that little bitch, Gareth,
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  over at 125 The Bone. That's what makes me dizzy,
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  thinking about him, that moron. Oh yeah, what's
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  going on with this moron loser right here? Happy
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  Hot Topic! Nearly three years after a crash that
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  drew national attention and was a... It was actually
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  four years, but... Object of a recent Netflix
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  documentary, there are new developments in the
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  McKenzie -Sherilla case. Oh, my God. You know
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  what's the most troublesome part about it when
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  it comes to relating it to me? Because that's
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  what I do on the show is I relate things to me.
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  I find her so freaking hot. Ohio Supreme Court
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  has declined to hear another appeal from the
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  Strongsville woman convicted of killing two people
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  in that crash. She has that, like, annoying,
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  pretty, privileged... from Rich Girl Energy where
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  she thinks she can get away with it. Oh, and
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  her boyfriend was a drug dealer. Who cares? Everyone's
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  a drug dealer in high school. You're still a
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  loser. How does it feel that you think you're
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  better than everybody but now you gotta poop
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  in front of other people? Because that's what
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  we do every day is we poop. And you're doing
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  it in prison next to women. And you get to spend
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  15 years in there. You're honestly lucky. A man
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  would have got 30 years, but you only got 15.
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  Candace here is live in Strongville this morning
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  with the latest. Good morning, Candace. Can you
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  make that city look bad, you moron? Candace.
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  They need to work on that five -second delay.
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  Good morning, Danita. And this latest ruling,
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  it leaves decisions made by lower courts in place.
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  And it means that Mackenzie Cirilla's latest
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  bid at having a new trial will not move forward.
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  Hell yeah! If this was ill annoyed, they'd be
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  like, yeah, let her free. We let all the criminals
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  go free. And this is a decision that was made
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  by the Ohio Supreme Court that came down on Tuesday.
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  Oh, yeah. Sharilla is serving 15 years to life
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  in prison. She ain't getting much. She'll get
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  out in seven and a half. After being convicted
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  of intent. God, she's so hot. It bothers me how
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  attracted I am to her. Intentionally crashing
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  her SUV into a Strongsville business at around
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  100 miles per hour. I just saw the video. Oh,
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  my God. I have never seen. What a dirty rotten
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  moron. Killing her boyfriend Dominic Russo and
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  their friend Davion Flanagan. She's got to sit
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  in prison thinking about it. And then her stupid
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  narcissistic loser parents enable it. You're
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  a failure in life. You'll get out at age 37.
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  You might not even get out sooner. And you might
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  be able to live some type of a job. But you'll
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  always be remembered as a brat. It's one of the
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  five different gig jobs that I'm doing right
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  now. We're gig actors. Who's the boss star Danny
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  Pintaro defends getting a job as an Amazon delivery
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  driver. You should never have to defend getting
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  a job. Any of the losers online that are hating
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  on a former sitcom actor for working are deadbeat
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  morons that probably live off the government.
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  What do I mean? Remember a few years ago, the
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  Cosby guy? We've seen working at trailer shows.
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  They got to make money. Unless your show is called
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  Seinfeld or Friends, you're not making diddly
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  squat and reruns. You losers. I'm not saying
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  to people that acted, but the people that judge
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  actors for working. They got to make bread. The
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  50 -year -old, who was a child star on the sitcom
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  Who's the Boss throughout the 80s and early 90s,
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  wants to normalize the transition from Hollywood
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  to the regular workforce. Yeah, it's got to be
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  hard. You know what I mean? Money and Hollywood.
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  Yeah. And all of a sudden, you get hated on by
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  losers. After he went viral for posting a photo
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  of himself delivering packages for... You know
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  what? He's more of a man than anybody else that
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  hates on him. You're all losers. Amazon in April,
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  Pintaro has been vocal about how many working
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  actors have to find other jobs to sustain themselves.
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  Of course you gotta get by, you know. explains
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  on the June 22nd episode of Danielle Fishel,
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  Will Friedle, and she's self -figuring. I thought
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  she's married to Jensen Karp, so it brings her
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  down like four points. It's one of the five different
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  gig jobs that I'm doing right now. We're gig
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  actors. If he's got to make money to get by,
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  especially when he lives in LA, let him. It's
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  got to be hard enough that he has to do that.
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  Then you have these trolls online. You're all
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  dorks. He is the gig. It's one of the six gigs.
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  All right. I just could not believe that people
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  were hating on him for making money. But then
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  if he wasn't making money, you wouldn't call
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  him a provider. Shut your ass. All these trolls
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  online need to get bitch slapped. You're the
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  worst. Happy Hot Topic. What's going on with
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  this moron? In New York City tonight, a woman
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  seen at the Knicks championship parade, appearing
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  to want to keep a Knicks painted trash can. They
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  were all over New York. And she dumped it with
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  all the garbage in it. Cause she's garbage. Dumping
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  the trash onto a city street and taking the garbage
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  can. Well, tonight that woman identified and
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  her employer, JP Morgan Chase, says she no longer
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  works there. Here's Aaron Katurski. She was making
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  $120 ,000 a year, and the garbage can was $140.
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  I hope it was worth it, honey. It was during
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  the euphoria over the Knicks NBA championship,
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  New York City even painted the trash cans blue
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  and orange. This woman decided she wanted one
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  for a souvenir. On the day of the Knicks parade,
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  the woman unceremoniously dumped an overflowing
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  public wastebasket. Ha ha ha! Get onto the sidewalk,
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  grabbed both ends, and walked off. You got a
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  fat ass. And tonight, her employer, JPMorgan
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  Chase, says she's no longer with the company.
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  Look, if you looked at her, you would have thought
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  she was flipping burgers at McDonald's. She was
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  an executive head, JPMorgan. The bank did not
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  say what her job was, but added she was not attending
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  the parade in an official capacity. Ah, you don't
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  say. What an idiot. And then she posted a picture
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  on the subway with the garbage can. Are you trying
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  to lose your six -figure job? Although $120 ,000
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  in New York City is like $50 ,000. The sanitation
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  department issued her two summonses, $75 for
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  littering and $100 for impeding operations. So
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  she literally paid more in the fines than it
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  would have been to get a trash can, you trash
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  bag. The woman returned the trash can and city
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  sanitation posted a photo of it with the caption,
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  Home Sweet Home. That is the most New York City
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  thing ever. How about the leathers? Man. I know.
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  She has a very unique name, so that's going to
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  live on forever. How can you trust her at work?
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  She's an idiot. What's going on with this hag?
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  WJN investigates tonight a split decision in
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  a rent dispute case involving former South Suburban
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  politician Tiffany Henyard. She's the worst!
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  She makes all women look bad. She's a moron.
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  Her boyfriend, a landlord, sued the couple, arguing
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  they owed $10 ,000 in unpaid rent and other penalties.
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  A judge ruled Hanyard's boyfriend, Kamal Woods,
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  owes the landlord $7 ,000. Yeah, he's a loser,
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  too. He doesn't respond to anybody on Instagram
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  because he knows he's in the wrong. He knows
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  he's dating a dirty, rotten loser, and he's also
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  a loser. The judge, though, said since Hanyard
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  never signed the lease herself. She is not on
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  the hook for bankrupt. The judge said, You know
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  what? I shouldn't have to pay for my rent then.
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  Why do these dirty, rotten politicians get away
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  with everything? And then she moves out of Illinois
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  because everyone knows that she's the worst.
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  And then she's fooling the people of Georgia.
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  This is why I hate politics. And you got her
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  little beta male loser boyfriend, Kamal Woods,
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  defending her. Dude, she wouldn't piss on you
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  if you're on fire. She'd probably cheat on you.
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  You're an idiot. You're married and you're dating
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  a moron. Then again, you're also a moron and
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  you make people in Illinois look bad. But you
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  don't care. I'm Kamal Woods, yo. I got my own
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  small business. You're a dark. And now for something
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  completely different in your heart. You know
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  what you want. Mmm. Mmm. I drank some Cuban coffee
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  earlier. Mmm. So I'm feeling it right now. Last
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  night, my cat, so I set up a little fort for
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  my cat. When I go to bed, there she is looking
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  out the window at my apartment. Hey, how are
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  you? She's the only cat that likes to yelling.
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  When I was doing this show back in Illinois,
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  my mom's cat hated it. But this is my cat meowing.
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  Yeah. I got it. The funny part about Luna last
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  night. So I put two pillows next to my head and
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  then two pillows that I had. I built a fort for
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  Luna. And she loves to have her tummy rubbed.
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  She loves it. She usually does. Last night, I
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  rubbed that tummy, right? And her tail starts
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  going crazy. I'm like, oh, geez, what's going
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  on here? Because I'm usually real good at, you
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  know, rubbing. It's a little weird to make a
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  rubbing joke when you're talking about your cat.
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  But I'm usually really good at rubbing. But all
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  of a sudden, I rubbed her and she went like.
• 21:17
  Oh, did she hiss at me? She's never, ever hissed
• 21:23
  at me. But then she started licking me and was
• 21:26
  purring. I'm like, are you having a midlife crisis?
• 21:29
  Are you having a stoned panic attack like your
• 21:32
  father? It's very strange. Very, very weird.
• 21:40
  I don't know if you can hear in the background,
• 21:43
  but I have Aqua Teen Hunger Force from last night
• 21:47
  on. Just kind of describes this show, doesn't
• 21:50
  it? Oh, yeah! I'm in such a grumpy mood, so I'm
• 22:01
  going to overcompensate by being loud today.
• 22:04
  Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins
• 22:08
  now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those are his...
• 22:14
  Good qualities. A sick person with a powerful
• 22:17
  tool. On three. One, two, three, go. Door is
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  closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're
• 22:47
  listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy
• 22:50
  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now,
• 22:59
  now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  gonna start. Okay, we're here. All right. Starts
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  in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy
• 23:33
  Hour with Hoppy. We'll be right back. I did not
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  sleep well. I don't feel great. But I'm here
• 24:35
  and I got so much to get into. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
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  It's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio
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  and you can... always email me, ryanhoppyradio
• 24:54
  .gmail .com. Today is our 161st show of the year.
• 25:00
  Combining Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy and the
• 25:04
  Hammer and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan
• 25:08
  Hoppy. All right. See you. I don't know. I, yesterday,
• 25:16
  first of all, before I begin talking about myself,
• 25:21
  my event at a Hispanic grocery store in Brandon,
• 25:28
  Florida. You know, when I talk about Mags of
• 25:30
  a 92 .5, which is the best Hispanic station.
• 25:35
  You know, I got to play this. Oh, yeah. So good.
• 25:51
  Oh, sure. So yesterday, I worked with Valerie
• 25:55
  from Maximum Mornings with Tony and Valerie,
• 25:58
  and I'm getting to a point, man, where if I work
• 26:01
  till like 7 p .m., I'm not an elder millennial
• 26:05
  yet where I'm just, you know, getting tired and
• 26:07
  can just go to bed in five hours. Oh, my God.
• 26:11
  I was up last night until like, I don't know,
• 26:14
  3 .30 a .m. I couldn't sleep, man. And it's always
• 26:21
  a coincidence. But there is something going on,
• 26:25
  dude. Once it's time to go to bed and there's
• 26:30
  a full moon. I'm telling you, I know we're not
• 26:34
  exactly at a full moon, but close enough. Man,
• 26:38
  that was messing me up, man. I could not sleep,
• 26:44
  dude. as the moon was out doing its thing. I
• 26:53
  couldn't sleep. Man, I used to go to bed at like,
• 26:56
  I don't know, freaking 4 a .m. drunk as hell
• 27:00
  after being at the club. Then I'm able to wake
• 27:05
  up at 11. Today I woke up at 11 .30 and it's
• 27:08
  like 12 .44 now and I'm like really behind on
• 27:11
  schedule. And I told you, yesterday I was on
• 27:16
  my feet for like three hours in a row. I never
• 27:19
  want to hear anybody ever go, oh my God, it must
• 27:23
  be so great being tall. It's not that great.
• 27:27
  You're on your feet and your back hurts. Also,
• 27:31
  if you bang a girl really hard, your back hurts.
• 27:37
  I'm just, I don't know, man. I'm going to read
• 27:40
  to you the description of bipolar. Which is the
• 27:46
  bipolar I have. Let's see here. Because I was
• 27:53
  looking it up yesterday. Because I was looking
• 27:55
  it up. I asked my mom if I had bipolar 1 or 2.
• 27:58
  And I definitely have one. Manic episodes. Periods
• 28:04
  of abnormally elevated, irritable, or energized
• 28:07
  mood. I'm energized right now. And irritable.
• 28:13
  This is where I'm a little different because
• 28:15
  I'm medicated. These episodes could be seven
• 28:17
  days long. Although when I medically quit Beasley
• 28:20
  Media Group without a backup plan in 2023, I
• 28:24
  was probably manic. I'm just telling you, man.
• 28:30
  It's freaking tiring. And you know what's really
• 28:33
  unfortunate about the situation at hand? It's
• 28:38
  the fact that when I, you know, get laid... When
• 28:43
  I get my rocks off, I'm happy. Sex cures all
• 28:49
  my problems. To any of the women out there that
• 28:54
  are listening, you know what? I sit on my lap.
• 28:57
  Let's go to work. Let's make me happy. I'm just
• 29:03
  kidding. Not really, but no. I'm now like other
• 29:06
  radio hosts where I use my show to pimp a game
• 29:10
  lead. That's what dating apps are for. Although
• 29:13
  now that it's like 16 bucks a week to use Bumble,
• 29:16
  that's no good. Not at all. I don't thank you.
• 29:25
  Girls are like, I have a few friends that are
• 29:28
  girls, you know, what it comes up. I have a few
• 29:31
  friends and they always talk about like, I don't
• 29:36
  know. They always talk about this thing that
• 29:39
  is known as like, oh, you don't need to get laid.
• 29:46
  You have porn. Porn's stupid. You're watching
• 29:51
  a bunch of people bang. No, thank you. It's a
• 29:56
  bunch of acting too. When I hear how many of
• 30:00
  them don't like, you know. I was watching a video
• 30:05
  with Indica Flower, and she said she's acting
• 30:08
  old time. It makes it less interesting. I don't
• 30:13
  know. And the other night, so I have a podcast
• 30:16
  board that's plugged out. I have like a circular
• 30:18
  table, and I had it plugged into the little outlet
• 30:23
  that's against my wall. And I tripped over it
• 30:27
  the other day because I'm uncoordinated. And
• 30:29
  why, why just unplug the podcast board when you're
• 30:32
  done? Why be logical, right? And I tripped over
• 30:35
  it. Well, what happened was I was watching porn.
• 30:39
  And I was spanking it. And guys can relate to
• 30:44
  this. I don't know if this works for girls, you
• 30:45
  know, mastermind. But you know, when all of a
• 30:47
  sudden you realize you're not close to climaxing,
• 30:49
  you gotta pee. It's the worst there in sex. Oh
• 30:53
  my God, it's the worst. That was what happened
• 30:56
  to me. I was like, oh my God, I actually got
• 30:57
  to pee. Oh no, it's no good. It really is not
• 31:02
  because then you got to go back and have them
• 31:04
  rev up the engine with a mouth hug and whatnot.
• 31:08
  And the other night, I tripped over the podcast
• 31:11
  board and then unplugged my Wi -Fi. It took like
• 31:14
  five minutes for it to come back on. That was
• 31:18
  no good, man. Not at all. So I have a few friends
• 31:24
  in the comic community that are gay. And yesterday
• 31:31
  I wanted to see what it looked like when you
• 31:33
  go on Grindr. Oh my God, there's this thing on
• 31:39
  Grindr where they have a distance where you can
• 31:42
  know of a person how many feet they are from
• 31:44
  you and that. And I asked them, I said, why don't
• 31:47
  you think, hey, arrows have that. And they said
• 31:52
  it best to me. Hetero men would ruin it by being
• 31:56
  stalkers. You know, the hetero men would get
• 32:00
  them soon. You know, the hetero men would ruin
• 32:06
  it for all of us. I have a friend who's gay.
• 32:10
  And he said the best part about being gay is
• 32:12
  you realize all the traditional, you know, all
• 32:18
  the traditional rules of dating. Go out the window.
• 32:23
  Oh, that must be nice. That must be really nice.
• 32:28
  The other day, I write down all these opinions
• 32:32
  I want to talk about. And I wrote down one that
• 32:35
  said, on work. That was what it said. It was
• 32:38
  probably Google. So sometimes I'll be thinking
• 32:40
  of an idea that I want to talk about. And a lot
• 32:45
  of times, you know, the thing that happens. is
• 32:49
  that I'll write down the idea and then Google
• 32:52
  will do this thing where it will correct it.
• 32:56
  It'll auto -correct. So whatever topic that was
• 33:00
  the other day went out the window. It was probably
• 33:04
  great radio. We're all probably hanging out,
• 33:07
  laughing and romancing, but it didn't happen.
• 33:10
  We'll never know what that on work meant. No,
• 33:14
  we won't. I'm starting to feel a little better
• 33:17
  the more I get to talk. Also, I don't know. Listen,
• 33:24
  I respect cops. I know I know. But they're douchebags.
• 33:33
  And I think TikTok is making me suffer from it.
• 33:37
  I think TikTok knows I don't like cops overall.
• 33:41
  So what is it doing? All my algorithms lately
• 33:45
  have been cops getting pulled over. And I'm like,
• 33:47
  I don't want to see this. This is not what I'm
• 33:52
  here for. Not at all. So there was, I was thinking
• 34:01
  about like LinkedIn the other day. And there's
• 34:03
  this story that shows how five colleges in radio.
• 34:08
  So what happened was there was a way you could
• 34:10
  send a reply all to everybody on your LinkedIn
• 34:13
  profile. And this is in 2013. And I sent out
• 34:18
  a reply all message about, hey, is anybody hiring?
• 34:21
  So there was a guy who was doing Seattle radio.
• 34:26
  And he wanted me to help him do a Seattle Mariners
• 34:32
  podcast in 2012. Yeah. and I never ever really
• 34:38
  watched baseball, especially the Mariners. So
• 34:43
  I have this job interview and the whole time
• 34:45
  I'm like, what am I saying? The whole time I'm
• 34:49
  stuttering and he goes, I don't know if radio
• 34:51
  is for you. And look at me now. I'm yelling in
• 34:55
  my apartment in my nice place in St. Petersburg.
• 35:00
  And then it is time for a story. So yesterday,
• 35:08
  as you all know, actually, before I get into
• 35:13
  this segment, I must, I must play some story
• 35:19
  time music. So I worked from 2 p .m. to 7 .30
• 35:25
  p .m. So I said, you know what? I'm going to
• 35:29
  hang out at Carver House on 4th Street for a
• 35:32
  few hours. So I do that very thing. And what
• 35:40
  happens, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 35:43
  is the fact that all of a sudden, there's this
• 35:48
  freaking mutant. There's a mutant that walks
• 35:52
  in. He's wearing one of those vests like he's
• 35:56
  going to be climbing up a pole. But you know
• 35:57
  what I mean, like one of the like vests for like
• 35:59
  people that work outside. But he has his shirt
• 36:02
  off. And he's just bothering everybody at the
• 36:07
  bar. And he goes, I got to leave now. I got to
• 36:12
  go catch a bus to go to Brandon. I'm like, okay.
• 36:15
  See you later, alligator. So now what happens
• 36:19
  is he comes back like 20 minutes later and he's
• 36:22
  like, oh my God, I missed the bus. Can anybody
• 36:28
  drive me to Brandon, Florida? Now, by the way.
• 36:32
  From St. Pete, that's about 45 minutes. And he
• 36:36
  didn't really look like he could provide you
• 36:38
  gas money. So what happened was this. He goes,
• 36:46
  hey, I can call my wife. My wife. That's like
• 36:50
  Borat. I wish she was Borat. He said, I can call
• 36:54
  my wife and figure this out. He says to the bartender,
• 36:58
  the very nice Kayla. He goes, hey, can I use
• 37:01
  your phone? And she goes, no, you know, it's
• 37:06
  charging. Even though she's on it all the time.
• 37:10
  But I know why she didn't want him to have the
• 37:11
  number. And then he's like, does the store have
• 37:13
  a phone? Or do we know anybody that can make
• 37:17
  phones? Or not make phones, but anybody around
• 37:21
  here that can let me use the phone? And I go,
• 37:25
  hey, man. My phone is all messed up. It can only
• 37:29
  talk on speaker. But if you want to use my phone,
• 37:33
  that's fine. And he goes, oh, really? Thank you.
• 37:37
  So he proceeds to call his dirty man in life.
• 37:41
  And he goes, hey, babe. And he says, I'm speaker.
• 37:44
  Can you hear me? She goes, yeah. He goes, because
• 37:48
  I'm on speaker on someone's trashy ass phone.
• 37:52
  Hey, dude, you're a loser. You're asking people
• 37:56
  to use their phone, and then someone graciously
• 37:59
  lets you use their phone in public, and you call
• 38:03
  it a trash -ass phone? No, you're a trash -ass
• 38:07
  person. And he gives me back the phone, and he's
• 38:12
  like, hey, dude, my wife's gonna, my wife, my
• 38:15
  wife is gonna be called back in a few minutes.
• 38:18
  And he calls back, and man, did he get scolded.
• 38:23
  So what happened was he ended up finding a temporary
• 38:30
  job where he would get a ride back to Brandon.
• 38:32
  And I was like, you know what? I'm never ever
• 38:40
  doing anything nice for anybody ever again. This
• 38:45
  is what I get. People tell me I'm a loud mouth.
• 38:58
  People tell me I need to be nicer in the comic
• 39:02
  community. So I do that. And then I bite you
• 39:06
  in the ass. But then I looked at the freaking
• 39:09
  mutant. And I said, hey, at least I'm not you.
• 39:13
  You loser. You probably think Bubba's a good
• 39:17
  radio host. He is. But you know what I mean.
• 39:19
  All right. It's time for a happy Zimbox. It's
• 39:24
  time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with
• 39:27
  Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. So I had a lot of comments.
• 39:32
  I made a Facebook post about it. Here was my
• 39:38
  comment. I said, so I let this guy at a comic
• 39:44
  bar use my phone, which is three years old and
• 39:46
  beat up, but I refuse to get a new phone because
• 39:48
  why spend money on that? He calls his wife and
• 39:51
  goes, pardon me if I sound weird. I'm using this
• 39:53
  trash -ass phone. And then five minutes later
• 39:56
  goes, yeah, this guy needs a new phone. This
• 39:58
  is what I get for being nice. DJ Corrupted said,
• 40:04
  time for an upgrade. My good homie Paul Roman
• 40:09
  said, rock until the wheels fall off. Jay Clap,
• 40:14
  one of our P1 listeners said, being nice is absolutely
• 40:17
  thankless. But you don't do it for yourself.
• 40:22
  Because in your nature, it is to be a good person.
• 40:25
  Some people will acknowledge it, but it's never
• 40:28
  why you do it. I'm just investing. It's infuriating.
• 40:36
  And then also, we have more messages in my inbox.
• 40:43
  I did a rant saying that the 708 Kava or Kratom
• 40:47
  stuff that got banned, that it's not like the
• 40:50
  Kratom, like Club 13 or Mitra 9, and those should
• 40:55
  not be banned. And Gavin, who is a great Kava
• 40:58
  tender, said, I've been saying this forever.
• 41:01
  Good stuff. And Frank the Kavuji over from O2
• 41:07
  Kava Bar said, good job, bro. And then I did
• 41:11
  that rant about that dirty rotten hag. Now there's
• 41:17
  Tiffany Hennier. And someone said, she moved
• 41:21
  to Georgia with her crookedness. Wake up, Georgia.
• 41:26
  She effed up Chicago. She's a con and a loser.
• 41:33
  And then also, it was the 30th birthday of Steve
• 41:36
  Pulaski, who does mornings in Dubuque. He's a
• 41:41
  good dude. And I tweeted, happy birthday to one
• 41:45
  of the most talented guys in my age group when
• 41:48
  it comes to radio. I have never met Steve Pulaski
• 41:52
  in person, but we grew up listening to the same
• 41:54
  shows. Even though we debate between drugs in
• 41:58
  the morning or Eddie and Jobo as radio geeks.
• 42:02
  And he said, so grateful to call Ryan. I'll be
• 42:05
  your friend. Not only did we drink the same water,
• 42:08
  but he's one of the most talented people rocking
• 42:12
  a microphone today. Can't recommend his work
• 42:16
  enough for people that want a raw. Oh, yeah.
• 42:19
  I like it raw. Authentic P .O .V. I like it raw,
• 42:22
  P .O .V. Thanks, Dave Blaski, a .k .a. Stove.
• 42:27
  So that's what's going on. So Ronnie and Angelina
• 42:32
  were not invited to JWoww's wedding. Millie Bobby
• 42:39
  Brown trying to mend the relationship with her
• 42:41
  Stranger Things customs. TikTok is removing videos
• 42:46
  of people doing the dance making fun of Austin
• 42:50
  Metcalf. If you're doing a dance about a dead
• 42:52
  person, you're a loser. That's the overall theme
• 42:58
  of today. A $AP Rocky said on stage he would
• 43:02
  hook up with fans if he was single. Harvey Weinstein's
• 43:06
  rape case was dismissed or charge was dismissed.
• 43:09
  The rich and elite get away with everything.
• 43:16
  Let me see here. The road's smallest penis will
• 43:20
  not get surgery because of risks. Donald Trump
• 43:27
  said he'd be a great communist. The Palisades
• 43:34
  fires suspect that the trial ends in a mistrial.
• 43:38
  It's like that scene from Idiocracy. I'm a mistrial,
• 43:41
  my foot up your ass if you don't shut up. I love
• 43:45
  how L .A.'s like, L .A. people in Florida are
• 43:48
  such losers. And then the worst wildfire that
• 43:52
  ever happened, the person that helped start it.
• 43:54
  It's a mistrial. That's why California sucks.
• 43:59
  And the only reason we can't laugh at you fully
• 44:01
  is all your records are private. So we don't
• 44:05
  know what goes on in your state. Phil Mickelson
• 44:09
  allegedly sent penis pictures to Pat Perez's
• 44:13
  wife. He's a dirty. And he's not Pat Perez, but
• 44:17
  Phil Mickelson and his wife's with him for the
• 44:19
  clown. There is this thickest teen named Mei
• 44:25
  Ling. Oh, I would plow her sard. She's a legal
• 44:28
  teen, by the way. And I have to preface it with
• 44:32
  that. Oh, she got fetish. I spanked that booty.
• 44:40
  And here she is talking about why she does it.
• 44:45
  You're using the same doctor, you've used the
• 44:47
  same doctor the first two times, and is that
• 44:49
  the plan for the third? Yeah, same doctor for
• 44:51
  everything. I often wonder when these girls have
• 44:54
  beans and they're sitting on a toilet what it
• 44:57
  looks like. What have they said to you about
• 45:00
  the risk? It would seem to me that the more fat
• 45:04
  you're putting in there, the more risk there
• 45:06
  is of suffering this embolism. Yeah, I mean,
• 45:09
  there's risk with anything. Yeah, I got nice
• 45:13
  boobs, man. That would be just so much fun. Ever
• 45:16
  on top! If I would get a BBL once a year, I'd
• 45:23
  have a higher risk of dying in a car accident.
• 45:26
  Yeah, I don't know. A lot of times, they get
• 45:31
  big, they end up dying. I don't want this hot
• 45:34
  piece of ass to die. This big piece of ass. So
• 45:37
  I really prioritize my recovery, my health. When
• 45:40
  doctors do this, especially, you know, over and
• 45:44
  over and then a third time, do they ever, like,
• 45:50
  require you to speak, say, to a psychologist
• 45:54
  about why you're doing it? And when to put the
• 46:01
  brakes on. Because at a point, putting the brakes
• 46:04
  on would seem to be life or death. At a point,
• 46:07
  whatever that point is. Yeah, I mean, honestly,
• 46:09
  I've talked to a therapist. People might say
• 46:13
  that I'm really insecure about myself. I'm not.
• 46:15
  I love myself. I see this as like customizing
• 46:18
  my character. Let me love y 'all tonight. There'd
• 46:22
  be a lot of clapping if you were doing missionary.
• 46:25
  In a video game, you know, I see it like runway
• 46:29
  models losing weight to look a certain way or
• 46:32
  bodybuilders eating massive amounts of or intaking
• 46:37
  massive amounts of calories in order to. But
• 46:39
  that's actually doing work. You're just getting
• 46:41
  your fat ass. You know, bigger and bigger. Be
• 46:48
  a bodybuilder, you know. There you go. Take his
• 46:51
  pee. Someone didn't get love from their father.
• 46:59
  Well, I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did.
• 47:00
  I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. But
• 47:14
  let's be honest here. We need to be grateful
• 47:17
  that Ben Margera is just alive, man. Baby steps
• 47:23
  with him. You can't expect him to change overnight.
• 47:27
  No, you cannot. All right. Here is Steve -O talking
• 47:32
  about Ben Margera. Right here. If this wants
• 47:37
  to load. Not at all that at the very end, you
• 47:40
  guys weren't able to kind of come together. Oh,
• 47:43
  yeah. They were coming together when they ran
• 47:45
  a joint. Burn has figured it out. Yeah, I mean,
• 47:49
  dude, 100%. It was wonderful. Man, Steve was
• 47:55
  really starting to age. That he agreed to be
• 48:01
  featured in this at all. It's wonderful that
• 48:05
  he's evidently... In such a good place. Yeah,
• 48:10
  Steve -O's doing that thing that a lot of douchebags
• 48:14
  do. I'm not saying Steve -O's a douche. I've
• 48:17
  hung out with him. He's a good dude. But where
• 48:19
  he's prophesied by complimenting him, he's going
• 48:21
  to insult him. Clear and healthy. It was so wonderful
• 48:29
  to see his parents last night for them to be
• 48:31
  there. At the movie premiere. And on the Gen
• 48:35
  X radio, God! I know, we're all like watching
• 48:40
  a movie. That's what we got, you know? And all
• 48:45
  we can do is root for him. We never didn't love
• 48:48
  him. Right. We never didn't love him. Something
• 48:52
  that makes a Billy Madison, Bubba the Love Sponge,
• 48:55
  man, get out there. I think we all wish that
• 48:58
  he could recognize what happened. The last time
• 49:02
  around, it was just, hey, we love you. We did
• 49:05
  everything that we could. All right. Steve. Steve,
• 49:12
  now listen to me. Baby, stop. I know you're looking
• 49:18
  for a formal apology, but I'm being alive as
• 49:23
  that. I'm having a hot piece of ass girlfriend
• 49:26
  and taking care of him. Show that we love you
• 49:29
  to try to save you. And, like, he just, like,
• 49:33
  you know, all this. Yeah, Steve -O's wishy -washy.
• 49:40
  Which is probably why he's such good friends
• 49:42
  with Kelta. Because he's wishy -washy. It looks
• 49:49
  like he needs to wash himself anyway. J -Will
• 49:52
  discusses why Ronnie. and Savvy Sweetheart were
• 49:59
  not invited to the wedding. I just think it's
• 50:03
  spicy. It's really spicy. Yeah, you know, she
• 50:09
  probably didn't want to be around them. They
• 50:12
  would make it about them and it's her day. Even
• 50:14
  though it was a weird wedding, it was a movie
• 50:16
  premiere. A fake movie premiere. Like I said,
• 50:20
  I wonder how many people were in Knicks outfits
• 50:22
  and not actually dressed up for a wedding. Unless
• 50:27
  they had, like, a dress code. And, like, oh,
• 50:29
  yeah, you need to bring two presents. And do
• 50:33
  you want steak or salmon? I'm cracking myself
• 50:37
  up over here. Man, this show is my therapy. I'm
• 50:41
  starting to feel better. I'm starting to feel
• 50:42
  a lot more alive. All right. Here is J -Will.
• 50:47
  I am only doing this once because it's so infuriating.
• 50:54
  Why is the voice doing that? Why is your voice
• 51:00
  like that? You sound like an egg. What are you
• 51:04
  doing? I love in the comment section, someone
• 51:08
  said she is so haggard. What is with this voice?
• 51:13
  I can't listen to that. You know, J -Law's farts
• 51:18
  just smell like eggs. It's just so annoying.
• 51:24
  So, TMR has a new boyfriend. Good for her. I
• 51:27
  bet he's plowing her. You know what I mean. And
• 51:32
  rapper Twista pleads guilty for not paying income
• 51:36
  taxes for five years. Dude, how much of a freaking
• 51:40
  idiot are you? Are you trying to get away with
• 51:44
  not paying your taxes? Now, if you were an LLC,
• 51:48
  you'd probably get away with it. But you're twist
• 51:52
  up. A very talented but washed up actor. You're
• 51:57
  trying to get caught. Are you out of your mind,
• 52:00
  dude? You were probably thinking you could just
• 52:03
  rap so fast they would have no idea what you're
• 52:05
  talking about. But you can't. You got caught,
• 52:09
  dude. I never get people that cheat the taxes.
• 52:13
  The IRS wins every single time. The IRS never
• 52:19
  doesn't win. It's like that song by, who was
• 52:24
  it? DJ Khaled. All I do is win, win, win. It's
• 52:28
  all the IRS does is win, win, win, no matter
• 52:31
  what. You're not beating them. Idiots. It is
• 52:40
  time for Jelly Roll News. Oh, yeah, we got so
• 52:45
  much. And the roll the jelly roll. It's going
• 52:50
  to be great. All right. Let's get into Jelly
• 52:54
  Roll News. All right. No. on your sleeve talk
• 53:19
  too loud then you won't leave you front like
• 53:22
  charm but it's all talk heavy boots on a tiny
• 53:25
  walk funny exo girl you know he's a late fee
• 53:29
  everywhere you go he takes a space then acts
• 53:33
  surprised says that's just me with those same
• 53:38
  old Jelly Roll Go away Jelly Roll Jelly Roll
• 54:06
  Go away Gold chain flash, deep little grin Same
• 54:09
  old mess you're draggin' in Promise big then
• 54:12
  break it small Always first to blame the wall
• 54:15
  Bunny seen that same old show Tired of the yes
• 54:19
  -man glow Let her breathe. Let her shine. Let
• 54:55
  her have her own damn line. No more dragging
• 54:58
  through the door. No more begging for one more.
• 55:05
  Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll. Oh, yeah. Jelly Roll.
• 55:14
  856 -4900. It's 856 -4900 -46773. You can tweet
• 55:22
  at me at RyanIvyRadio. You can always email me,
• 55:27
  RyanIvyRadio .com. You know what's the most iconic
• 55:31
  part about my cat? Hey, she's sleeping on the
• 55:34
  bed while I'm yelling. Hey, Lana. So there's
• 55:43
  that. 8 -5 -6. It's 8 -5 -6. I have a few rappers
• 56:08
  that are literally in my DMs. Oh yeah. You know,
• 56:12
  everybody wants to play. Oh, bunny. They're like.
• 56:17
  Yo. Bunny XO is revealing some inappropriate
• 56:19
  DMs she received. Oh, yeah. The ex of Jelly Roll
• 56:23
  shared a clip from. You used to show your butt
• 56:25
  on camera. It's not that inappropriate, honey.
• 56:28
  Her dumb blonde podcast. You are a dumb blonde.
• 56:31
  On social media June 25th. In a video, Bunny
• 56:34
  talks about some interesting DMs she's gotten
• 56:36
  since their breakup. Including one from a man
• 56:39
  who says he's about to get out of prison after
• 56:41
  10 years. Oh, yeah. Let me rock. When her podcast
• 56:45
  co -host says the man probably needs some action
• 56:48
  after being in prison for 10 years. Bunny replies.
• 56:57
  what are we talking about all right listen to
• 57:01
  me she just i know she she commented on a tmz
• 57:04
  section and said that oh i was just kidding when
• 57:07
  she says she got out of a 10 -year bid but listen
• 57:10
  you've been a public figure long enough to know
• 57:13
  that you can't just make jokes like that no wonder
• 57:16
  you call yourself a dumb blonde because that's
• 57:19
  what you are Without Jelly Roll making you famous,
• 57:23
  you'd be another OnlyFans girl that'd be forgotten.
• 57:28
  You're a moron. Idiot. Oh, the cackling head.
• 57:33
  Shut up. She follows up that controversial claim
• 57:36
  by saying, I'm going to get a phone call. And
• 57:41
  all her kids ask, shut up. I'm going to get a
• 57:45
  phone call. I don't live it. You're going to
• 57:47
  call me and be like, what the? I'm sorry. What
• 57:51
  an annoying hag. The two officially listed their
• 57:57
  date of separation as May 9th, 2026. You know
• 58:00
  he's probably like nine women, had like three
• 58:04
  different three thumbs, and she's just sitting
• 58:06
  there living in the past. Move on. You got replaced,
• 58:10
  honey. You're very replaceable. Here's a woman
• 58:16
  saying why men with money can get what they want.
• 58:20
  Guys, you might think that a man who has an abundance
• 58:23
  of finances and resources can get any woman that
• 58:27
  he wants, so he's so lucky. Well, listen to this.
• 58:31
  What? Listen to my words. What? I'm so sick of
• 58:37
  them talking about their little book in the bio.
• 58:39
  No one cares. Get to the point. I'm Ken. He probably
• 58:43
  can, but you know what he suffers with? Smodding.
• 58:48
  The thought that that woman might not even like
• 58:52
  him, but what he can provide. I am. When you're
• 58:56
  climaxing in her mouth, I don't think you really
• 58:58
  care. I don't think that's really on the top
• 59:01
  of your mind. I think other things are on the
• 59:04
  top. Kelsey Monroe, who I've spanked or two before.
• 59:12
  She's a very good performer. She reveals she
• 59:17
  met her baby daddy through an F a fan contest.
• 59:20
  Baby daddy number two was the F a fan. So I built.
• 59:23
  I love watching those clips and the guys can't
• 59:27
  get it. Fan contest. No way. I can't listen to
• 59:31
  this. Editing. It's porn. Who cares? Maybe it's
• 59:36
  because I grew up as an Opie and Anthony kid,
• 59:39
  but I love being outspoken. And I hate when they
• 59:43
  try to censor everything. Yeah, losers. Here
• 59:46
  is people discussing divorce lawyer says the
• 59:50
  bigger the wedding, the bigger the divorce. Can
• 59:53
  you predict someone's divorce by their wedding?
• 59:56
  I believe that sometimes the bigger the wedding,
• 1:00:00
  the more likely the divorce. That's it. I have
• 1:00:03
  a person in my family, when I was engaged, they
• 1:00:05
  were begging me not to get a big one. And they
• 1:00:09
  were right, because that woman dumped me! And
• 1:00:14
  I married a preacher's son, and got all religious,
• 1:00:17
  even though she was all like a Soundgarden listener.
• 1:00:22
  God, she was good as hell, though. That was a
• 1:00:24
  good time! The Clutch Sports CEO, Rich Paul,
• 1:00:30
  says that $200 million is not as much money as
• 1:00:33
  you think. All these loser athletes just want
• 1:00:35
  to claim poverty. Here's a dirty, rotten loser.
• 1:00:41
  Now there's Alex Cooper responding to allegations
• 1:00:45
  of a toxic work environment. Don't believe everything
• 1:00:48
  that you read on the internet. Look at your loser
• 1:00:51
  husband. Of course he is. You're literally called
• 1:00:54
  the Unwell Network. I think everyone knows that
• 1:00:56
  at this point. How do you reconcile the empowering
• 1:00:59
  feminist message of you? Oh, you're such a feminist.
• 1:01:05
  Giving blowjob tips out here. Oh, yeah. Your
• 1:01:08
  brand with the allegations that were made in
• 1:01:11
  Vanity Fair that Unwell actually fosters a toxic
• 1:01:15
  workforce environment. Great question. I will
• 1:01:20
  say that my farts move. Building a startup, there's
• 1:01:24
  so much growth that comes with that. And I am
• 1:01:27
  extremely proud of what we have built and done
• 1:01:29
  well. And I will just kind of leave it at don't.
• 1:01:34
  I don't believe everything you hear. I don't
• 1:01:36
  believe it. You seem like a bitch. It doesn't
• 1:01:40
  surprise me. No, I think you're a very talented
• 1:01:43
  bitch. Play that song for me. Damn, she's a sexy
• 1:01:47
  bitch. Lil Durk's attorney is saying he's got
• 1:01:52
  a case that's going to help him, you know. Speaking
• 1:01:55
  of Lil Durk, here's India Love discussing BBL
• 1:01:59
  surgery. I know it would probably help having
• 1:02:03
  the video unmuted. That's another thing, too.
• 1:02:06
  I don't know. I've been wanting to clear that
• 1:02:08
  up. I don't give a fuck. I'm grown. And now you're
• 1:02:13
  what you are. I got ass shots when I was like.
• 1:02:19
  Oh, yeah. And some shots in the ass from behind.
• 1:02:23
  What was it, 2018? I don't know. 2018, 2019,
• 1:02:27
  maybe. What? A couple times. I did it like three
• 1:02:31
  times. And everybody swears I got a VBO. My mom
• 1:02:36
  told me, like, first of all, my mom didn't know
• 1:02:38
  for a very long time. I didn't tell nobody for
• 1:02:41
  a very long time. With the mouth hugs. I can't
• 1:02:49
  listen to this. Man. I love how Lil Derk thinks
• 1:02:54
  she's waiting for him. She's not dead. Prosecutors
• 1:02:59
  say Pooh Shiesty is too dangerous to be released.
• 1:03:05
  I love hearing the Caucasian woman say it like
• 1:03:09
  that. Pooh Shiesty. Simply too dangerous to be
• 1:03:12
  out on bond. The rapper's real name is Lontrell
• 1:03:16
  Williams Jr. I'd call myself Pooh Shitey, too,
• 1:03:19
  if that was my name. Because you're a loser!
• 1:03:23
  He's asking to be released on bond ahead of his
• 1:03:26
  trial. Alright, good luck with that. Throw it
• 1:03:30
  all away! You were making songs hanging out with
• 1:03:35
  Jack Harlow. Now you're in prison, dead! Hope
• 1:03:38
  it was worth it. Here's Ricky smiling. Talking
• 1:03:42
  about Oprah. This is my opinion, and I think
• 1:03:46
  I probably speak for 90 % of black America. Got
• 1:03:52
  it. Winfrey is a hag. I was talking about something
• 1:04:02
  that happened on the set of her show. During
• 1:04:05
  the taping of the Oprah Winfrey show. Got it.
• 1:04:07
  Where Oprah said that Whitney Houston was so
• 1:04:09
  high that she fell. And she said that she begged
• 1:04:15
  everybody not to report it or offend. And then
• 1:04:17
  that dirty, rotten loser. That Ozempic -taken,
• 1:04:22
  licking -gill -king -in -the -lower -region loser
• 1:04:24
  that talked about it. You're a bitch. I'm going
• 1:04:27
  to video that and put that out. This, that, and
• 1:04:30
  the other. And Pat Brown. Can we get Oprah to
• 1:04:36
  talk about her time? It's the heart of your mind,
• 1:04:39
  Steve. If I'm not mistaken, not Pat Brown, Pat
• 1:04:43
  Houston, if I'm not mistaken, which is Whitney
• 1:04:47
  Houston's sister, responded. And, you know, and
• 1:04:58
  said that it was dark and she fell. And I have
• 1:05:05
  to say, That whether you believe Pat Houston
• 1:05:10
  or whether you believe Oprah. I believe Pat over
• 1:05:14
  Oprah, the dirty rotten hag. This is me. All
• 1:05:20
  right. There's Ricky Smiley. Ricky Smiley. What
• 1:05:27
  do we have here? This headline is very weird.
• 1:05:30
  Woman expected just a sandwich when she went
• 1:05:32
  to Arby's, but instead allegedly left with herpes.
• 1:05:36
  Oh yeah! jennica church rolled up to an arby's
• 1:05:39
  drive -thru in oklahoma and placed an order after
• 1:05:42
  eating the food though she claimed she started
• 1:05:44
  getting flare -ups around her mouth she licked
• 1:05:49
  the wrong lips so she went to a doctor who gave
• 1:05:52
  her an std test and then confirmed that she had
• 1:05:54
  herpes so it wasn't from the nine guys you planned
• 1:05:57
  she blames ex -arby's employee amanda hendricks
• 1:06:01
  church claims that hendricks intent licked her
• 1:06:03
  down under intentionally and deliberately spit
• 1:06:05
  on the meat or sandwich while experiencing and
• 1:06:07
  active herpes outbreak. All right, there you
• 1:06:10
  go. That is so classless. I love this clip. Clavicula
• 1:06:18
  is in France and quickly learning that women
• 1:06:23
  don't like him over there. And he did a stream
• 1:06:26
  after getting denied by women over there. And
• 1:06:29
  he gets denied here after calling him out. The
• 1:06:34
  nightclub there is the best. She said, I hope
• 1:06:49
  you have a really good night. Man, French women
• 1:06:57
  are annoying. Shut up! You think Wemby's a good
• 1:07:00
  basketball player? Yeah, nine! And I'm annoying
• 1:07:03
  too, so we can have babies. Even though I got
• 1:07:05
  a vasectomy. Here's Monique, who's been a previous
• 1:07:10
  critiquer of Oprah, talking about Oprah. The
• 1:07:16
  secret conversation you have had on the side
• 1:07:18
  with somebody in the industry that you have never
• 1:07:20
  told, but it will make an impact on the industry.
• 1:07:22
  It will shake the table. Oh, my goodness. Oh,
• 1:07:25
  my goodness. That's a good question. Babe, if
• 1:07:28
  I tell you I had the secret conversation, we're
• 1:07:30
  just going to shake the table. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:32
  Seriously. Yeah. Jesse Jackson. Okay. That's
• 1:07:39
  it. There you go. What do we got here? Here's
• 1:07:43
  Kelsey Grammer talking about hanging out with
• 1:07:45
  the president. A deadbeat dad with another deadbeat
• 1:07:49
  dad. What a surprise. I'm so surprised. Kelsey
• 1:07:54
  Grammer on Capitol Hill. What's going on, man?
• 1:07:57
  Nothing, actually. We're really here for the
• 1:07:59
  premiere of the new movie. So it's two overprivileged
• 1:08:02
  white dudes hanging out. What island did you
• 1:08:06
  visit this time? Washington. Frazier never went
• 1:08:09
  to Harman Kardon. And we're taking in some size
• 1:08:12
  ball characters I love from DC. So you just were
• 1:08:14
  going through the capital, like going on a tour
• 1:08:17
  like any other tourist? Well, maybe not like
• 1:08:19
  any other tourist, but yeah, very close. Yeah,
• 1:08:21
  not like any other tourist. I'm above you. Shut
• 1:08:25
  up. Your sitcom sucks. Okay. Saw some of the
• 1:08:29
  things that were important to most. And that
• 1:08:31
  sitcom in the first episode, they didn't even
• 1:08:33
  have the mic pointing in his direction. Here's
• 1:08:38
  a weird headline. Maryland woman's Taco Bell
• 1:08:40
  order allegedly came with a side of chaos. According
• 1:08:42
  to the Queen Anne's County Sheriff's Office,
• 1:08:44
  30 -year -old Ashley Andrews became angry over
• 1:08:47
  how long it was taking to get her food. She was
• 1:08:50
  so ready to have that massive fart. You have
• 1:08:54
  to have a Taco Bell. Taco Bell in Chester, Maryland
• 1:08:59
  on June 18th. Deputies say she challenged employees
• 1:09:01
  to meet her outside. Gosh, we're outside. How
• 1:09:04
  about that? Let's have a farting contest. Allegedly
• 1:09:08
  lifted her shirt to reveal a handgun and placed
• 1:09:11
  her hand on the weapons grip while continuing
• 1:09:13
  to argue with workers. All right, so Baltimore,
• 1:09:17
  Maryland. I don't know what's going on with this
• 1:09:23
  around, man. We're losing our mind. By the way.
• 1:09:57
  Alexa, what's the weather for St. Pete today?
• 1:10:00
  In St. Petersburg it's 90 degrees Fahrenheit
• 1:10:03
  with mostly cloudy skies. Today you can look
• 1:10:06
  for some sun and thunderstorms with a high of
• 1:10:09
  93 degrees and a low of 81 degrees. Yeah, I'm
• 1:10:12
  recording from home and I want to make sure my
• 1:10:14
  power doesn't go out. I need a few minutes. I'm
• 1:10:17
  not sure what I believe right now. I was just
• 1:10:19
  told on the phone that don't be surprised if
• 1:10:22
  this is just a fake thing and that they want
• 1:10:25
  to fake out the media. Kane Brown, he had to
• 1:10:28
  cancel a performance. His ear required 23 stitches.
• 1:10:32
  What happened? He got hit in the head by a golf
• 1:10:34
  ball. He was right off to the side when someone
• 1:10:36
  was hitting. Is there a legal claim or is this
• 1:10:39
  just assumption or risk? Things happen in life.
• 1:10:41
  You don't always have to sue. I don't know what
• 1:10:43
  would have to happen to me for me to actually
• 1:10:45
  file paperwork. Wrongfully terminated. Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:48
  Oh, yeah. So JWoww got married. Happy birthday.
• 1:10:55
  Surprise wedding. Not all of the Jersey Shore
• 1:10:58
  cast was invited. All right, we already heard
• 1:11:00
  that. You know what I mean? You know what I mean,
• 1:11:05
  Jelly Bean? Happy hot topic. God, I'm here. Ah,
• 1:11:11
  geez. I have some devastating news to share from
• 1:11:15
  our Watch What Happens Live family, and this
• 1:11:17
  is hard for me to get through, but... Andy Cohen
• 1:11:20
  fighting back tears as he mourns the death of
• 1:11:22
  a young Watch What Happens Live producer. I wouldn't
• 1:11:25
  have imagined this. On Tuesday night, our beloved
• 1:11:28
  former production manager, Kira Sampson, passed
• 1:11:31
  away from brain cancer. She was only 28. Makes
• 1:11:36
  you really think about how short life is. During
• 1:11:40
  her four wonderful years with us, Kira was known
• 1:11:44
  for her sweet smile and gentle demeanor. Listen,
• 1:11:48
  I used to like Howard Stern, but the way he treated
• 1:11:53
  Scott the Engineer was no good. But then you
• 1:11:57
  see the way Andy Cohen treats people, and you
• 1:11:59
  really like his body, right? But she could also
• 1:12:02
  be a small but mighty enforcer. Hell yeah, I
• 1:12:06
  mean, she could be kind of a bitch, but man,
• 1:12:08
  well. Mm -hmm. All right. What do we got right
• 1:12:11
  here? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Zoe Kravitz is showing
• 1:12:16
  off her engagement ring. The actress and singer
• 1:12:19
  Harry Styles are engaged to be married, and on
• 1:12:21
  June 24th, she stepped out at jeweler Jessica
• 1:12:24
  McCormick's cocktail event in London, giving
• 1:12:27
  the public a closer look at her ring. Oh, yeah,
• 1:12:30
  you know, Harry's plowing it. Mm -hmm. Whoa!
• 1:12:36
  I actually had a friend who was on DCC at the
• 1:12:40
  time. This is, I'm talking about the Dallas cheerleaders
• 1:12:43
  documentary. It's just the girl talking about
• 1:12:46
  the retirement. Yeah, we all know they were paid
• 1:12:48
  like 20K, whatever. She's hilarious. I think
• 1:12:52
  she's becoming more and more like me every day.
• 1:12:55
  Millie Bobby Brown's baby girl is already following
• 1:12:58
  in her footsteps. The Enola Holmes three -star
• 1:13:01
  shared rare insight into her motherhood experience
• 1:13:04
  while joining the Today Show on June 25th, telling
• 1:13:08
  hosts Savannah Guthrie and Willie Geist that
• 1:13:10
  her and husband Jake Bon Jovi's daughter has
• 1:13:12
  taken on at least one trait of her famous mom.
• 1:13:15
  Oh, yeah! So far. Oh, my gosh. She's going to
• 1:13:19
  be a future nepo baby. Amazing. As you know,
• 1:13:24
  like, it's just the best joy ever. Ever. So there's
• 1:13:28
  that clip right there. And then there's this
• 1:13:32
  right here. Millie Bobby Brown is sharing insight
• 1:13:36
  into her thrilling relationship with Tom Cruise.
• 1:13:39
  During a live conversation on the Happy Sad Confused
• 1:13:42
  podcast on June 24th, the actress opens up about
• 1:13:45
  how she began doing her own stunts in her acting
• 1:13:48
  roles, giving credit to her, quote, dear friend
• 1:13:50
  Tom for inspiring her. Describing herself as
• 1:13:53
  the, quote, female Tom Cruise, as she's been
• 1:13:56
  doing her own stunts since 2024, Millie says
• 1:13:58
  about the Top Gun actor, quote, he's a wonderful
• 1:14:01
  man and I'm very lucky to call him a friend.
• 1:14:04
  Yeah, you seem like you like weirdos around you
• 1:14:06
  too much like this. Millie Bobby Brown and David
• 1:14:09
  Harbour are set to reunite in an upcoming spy
• 1:14:12
  drama series, according to a press release obtained
• 1:14:15
  by E! News. It's going to be so weird seeing
• 1:14:19
  her all grown up, not doing stranger things.
• 1:14:22
  The Things Alums will both star in and executive
• 1:14:25
  produce the series. So that's going to be good.
• 1:14:28
  I don't like David Harbour. He seems like a twat.
• 1:14:31
  The absolute worst. I like this guy. Tom Sandoval's
• 1:14:35
  shocking allegations of domestic violence. E
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  video appearing to show the former Vanderpump
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  Rules star pushing his ex -girlfriend's father
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  look bad, you twat! And there's this right here.
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  Ah, jeez. Amal Clooney is opening up about her
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  life in this spotlight. Every time I see the
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  name Amal, I think it starts with A -N. I get
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  confused. And here she is talking about how George
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  Clooney changed her life. I bet he did. During
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  a Cartier Speaks event in Bangkok, the human
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  rights lawyer reflects on how some of her worries.
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  Such a hot piece of ass. About living in the
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  public eye upon marrying husband George Clooney
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  in 2017. That was nice. I've changed nearly a
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  decade later. She says her people makes me feel
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  ill thinking 2017 was a decade ago. I used to
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  have my work life and my personal life and they
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  could look quite different and then I got married
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  and that changed quite a lot. I bet it did when
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  you married the richest guy ever or most famous
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  actor or whatever. Today on TMZ we got video
• 1:15:54
  of of this calamity at Disneyland, where a kid
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  is just hurling down a mountain. This kid. Oh,
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  to him? He was sent to the hospital, but he was
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  released pretty much almost immediately. Whoa.
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  Did he go to like Mickey and Minnie's doctor,
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  or did he go to like a real physician? Oh, you
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  need an MRI. 49ers tight end George Kittle opened
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  You'll get a text and it tells you where to go.
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  What if they actually say to Blake Lively, we're
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  A judge has declared a mistrial in the case against
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  stupid. We all know this guy's guilty. Let's
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  get right out to KTLA's Rachel Minotau from downtown
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  LA with more. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Sam. Hi, John.
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  That's right. The jury was deadlocked with 10
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  voting to acquit, two voting to convict, and
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  the judge ultimately declared a mistrial. Man,
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  California's rich. Really messed up. After determining
• 1:18:18
  the jury was at an impasse and further deliberation
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  was not going to change the outcome. Jonathan
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  starting the January 1st, 2025 Lockman fire.
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  You know what? Let this guy sleep over in one
• 1:18:43
  of the jurors house. See how that ends, you loser.
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  which prosecutors allege reignited and started
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  the devastating Palisades fire. One juror told
• 1:18:52
  reporters she didn't feel the prosecution proved
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  the defendant's guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.
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  Let's hear from this dirty rotten hag. If there
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  down for that entire thing. A lot happened there.
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  You're an idiot! You probably think Gavin Newsom's
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  turns the World Cup into a family function. The
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  Mm -hmm. Right? Now. Yeah, yeah. Happy hour,
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  baby. Happy, happy hour. Peace. Stand up. Worldwide.
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  Worldwide. Tap in. Uh, uh. Six, nine. Host in
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  the booth, ducking dope frames. Happy hour, talking
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  raw, say the whole thing. Six dicks, damn ticks
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  in the bowl games. Name ringing from the bird
• 1:20:28
  to the whole plane. Late night. Luna on his lap
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  while the phones ring. Throwback tracks. Make
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  got the tea, let it all sting. National show
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  out of the bay with We'll be right back. What
• 1:21:05
  you think of daytime? She laugh, she loud, but
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  I still hear playtime. Chat room crazy, every
• 1:21:11
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• 1:21:14
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  it out. Talk too much, but her body still flawless.
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  From the couch talk segments to the red carpet
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  But if that how we, how we, how we feel, say
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  blink. Kelly Ripper is annoying, but I, I cool,
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  girl. Talk snake still and make that you pursue
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  us. Yeah, we wild on the mind. Don't sue us.
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  Worldwide, but we still saying loose. Kelly Ripper
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  her. All at once. Happy say. That's just fine.
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  Is that happy? I'll be out of your day, but we
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  into it right now. Happy Hot Topic. Hi, Jason.
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  Clay Aiken is speaking out on what he calls a
• 1:22:38
  huge blow up with Kelly Ripa. The American Idol
• 1:22:43
  alum spoke out about the difficult interaction
• 1:22:45
  he had with Kelly while filling in for Regis
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  Philbin on a 2006 episode of Live with Regis
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  and Kelly, calling the aftermath of the tense
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  moment, quote, the most catastrophic week of
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  his life. That was the dumbest thing you could
• 1:22:58
  have done, dude. During the episode, Clay had
• 1:23:01
  placed his hand over Kelly's mouth during an
• 1:23:04
  interview in an attempt to playfully give their
• 1:23:06
  guests a moment to answer a question, which Kelly
• 1:23:08
  was not very happy with. And despite it being
• 1:23:11
  20 years since the interaction, Clay has very
• 1:23:14
  clear memories about the incident. The 47 -year
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• 1:23:19
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• 1:23:21
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• 1:23:26
  talk. Like, there were cue cards. They had my
• 1:23:29
  name on them. So I tried to be funny, and I did
• 1:23:31
  what I did. That was stupid. All right. It's
• 1:23:39
  time for a car, a dash in. I need! Right now.
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  Oh, jeez. We'll be right back. All right. Just
• 1:24:50
  two months after two former housekeepers sued
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• 1:24:55
  reality star is facing more legal troubles, this
• 1:24:57
  time over allegations of a hostile work environment.
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  According to court documents obtained by E! News
• 1:25:03
  June 26, Kylie's former personal chef... Of course
• 1:25:06
  she is! Look at her! She's the worst. Filed a
• 1:25:10
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• 1:25:12
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• 1:25:19
  our Britney Spears news. Big Mike, big rating.
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  Talk wild about sex, love dating. St. Pete's
• 1:25:41
  sun signal hit the equator. Local boy talk like
• 1:25:44
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• 1:25:52
  thing spun by the soups, not the bands. Britney
• 1:25:55
  loses, that crap crazy. Y 'all got played and
• 1:25:59
  the story got hazy. They sold you a strip, y
• 1:26:01
  'all caught it. But the cash came first, she
• 1:26:04
  just gave them a lot. Britney All eyes were on
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  Sean Preston and Jaden James Federline as Britney
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  Spears' sons strut their stuff on the runway.
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  Proving they were born with that star power just
• 1:26:32
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• 1:26:43
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• 1:26:45
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• 1:27:11
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• 1:27:37
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• 1:28:02
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• 1:28:07
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• 1:28:11
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• 1:28:13
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• 1:28:18
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• 1:28:22
  unmute you, Deb. Ariana Grande is spending time
• 1:28:27
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• 1:28:32
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• 1:28:35
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• 1:28:39
  to bed. She's got to go to old flames because
• 1:28:42
  she's at bed. The Wicked Star was joined by her
• 1:28:45
  ex -boyfriend, Ricky Alvarez, during a group
• 1:28:47
  lunch at Danada Cantina in Austin, Texas. Oh,
• 1:28:51
  yeah, you know they banged. June 25th. As seen
• 1:28:54
  in photos circulating on social media, Grande
• 1:28:57
  wore a black T -shirt from her ongoing Eternal
• 1:28:59
  Sunshine tour while seated at a table across
• 1:29:01
  from Alvarez, who donned a tee that showed off
• 1:29:04
  his distinctive arm tattoo. Why would you hang
• 1:29:07
  out with her again? She's a career side chick.
• 1:29:10
  And he's a handsome guy. He can get any girl
• 1:29:12
  he wants. She's so bony now. She looks like Skeletor.
• 1:29:17
  And the singer was very sociable during her meal,
• 1:29:19
  according to DeNada Cantina owners. I'm sure
• 1:29:22
  she was. Steven Shawcross, who told local newspaper,
• 1:29:26
  the Austin American Statesman, that Grande was
• 1:29:28
  friendly to both staff and guests. Yeah, because
• 1:29:31
  she just went through a breakup. And everyone
• 1:29:33
  knows she's a side chick. And everyone knows
• 1:29:37
  she ruined her marriage with Dalton Gomez. And
• 1:29:41
  everyone knows that she ruined Ethan Slater's
• 1:29:44
  marriage. And she's trying to fix her reputation.
• 1:29:48
  In fact, the 33 -year -old snapped a few selfies
• 1:29:51
  with fans who later posted the photos online.
• 1:29:53
  You can't fool me. I still think you're ridiculous.
• 1:29:56
  Grande is currently in Austin as part of her
• 1:29:58
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• 1:30:00
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• 1:30:03
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• 1:30:06
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• 1:30:08
  stands with Alvarez. Here's what she needs to
• 1:30:10
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  the beef If you wanna bounce, bet everyone to
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  me City shot time, where I put it down Ain't
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  no limit, drop a piece, bout a pound I falls
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  out a lot, cause you know I call the shots Stackin'
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  paper like them bacon sodas in the pot My home
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  team. We were ugly with a sack of money. It's
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  a gator team. By the bar, I can miss a pimpin'.
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  It's a gator team. Gator. Gator. And I ain't
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  even drivin'. I'm just walkin' like Pippin'.
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  Slide open the club, and the man is in the 50s.
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  Don't press no key. I got my left hand. What
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  it is? What it do? What it do? Come on, shout
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  it. Let me see you get loose. Let me see you
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  get loose. Let me see you get loose. Let me see
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  you get loose. Let me see you get loose. We got
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  the rimmin', we got the drone, we got the music
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  down on the floor. Let me put no chasers in my
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  drinkin'. I want two hot -lickers poundin'. Smoke,
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  yank, smoke, yank, smoke, yank, smoke, yank,
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  smoke, yank, smoke, yank We'll be right back.
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  classes, whatever the hell you need. I'll go.
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  keep this party going. Hello again. It's your
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  favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer and Hank. I
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  even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
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  an honorary personality for many years. Always
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  .org. This is Cameron Hanks, and I appreciate
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  your kindness. Drizzy baby, you already know
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  what it is This is the first time I'm high, this
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  is the first time I smoke in like three months
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  I'm sorry mama, I had to do it to him 40, I see
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  you Oh, I see you homie Stay late tonight, right?
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  You know what happens when I stay late Yeah,
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  boy wonder I swear it's like this every single
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  time Toronto, I got you It wish it be going right,
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  well I just flip into the wrong shit The tier
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  I belong to, the office I put on Wait, don't
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  ever ask for nothing, cause them niggas got their
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  own shit Me and Weezy like a mouth full of hot
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  peppers Black Ferrari with the red seats, I call
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  it planchette Cause I ain't never doing verses,
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  I'ma ever give elections If you tryna meet with
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  money, I be happy to connect ya Life gets better
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  been scheduling million dollar meetings with
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  the president someone cut the lights on where
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  is thomas edison got a new condo watch me as
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  i settle in i deserve an mtv show for me and
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  my people and if you try to zone i got a whole
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  swish of sweet fool rappers all liars and they
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  women are deceitful adders and they subtract
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  me i'll never be an equal last place drizzled
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  is The nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just
• 1:46:41
  write every single thing you need down Then he
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  got it for me and I'm happy as can be now Bout
• 1:46:47
  to start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound
• 1:46:49
  Yeah, and I should have the most bragging rights
• 1:46:52
  Because the niggas spit crack, bag it tight Hateful
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  rappers say they tryin' to get their swagger
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  right Cause I became a more fire than a dragon
• 1:47:00
  fight Fuck you, pussy -ass hater, you should
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  do you You ain't heard of me, then you should
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  go and get a blue slew Oops, I mean a red slew
• 1:47:09
  Bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue But
• 1:47:12
  I ain't bangin', I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF,
• 1:47:16
  but they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak,
• 1:47:18
  Drake, I hate to see him so sad I could sun you,
• 1:47:21
  see a little me in your dad I'm the same yellow
• 1:47:24
  boy that used to play up on the grass Seekin'
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  pockets, twenty thousand to be anywhere they
• 1:47:28
  ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin'
• 1:47:32
  like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But don't
• 1:47:36
  ask me Ask me shit about me. And know the game
• 1:47:38
  really ain't shit without me. She might have
• 1:47:41
  to pay me, but I dick her down free. Want to
• 1:47:43
  know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper
• 1:47:45
  down and see. When I put the bop up to him Then
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  bop bop and bop bop and bop bop again Suck nut
• 1:48:17
  you don't fuck your unlovin kin Now don't rub
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  it in like uberderm on a new tattoo I had to
• 1:48:23
  kick my princess up out my cassoop Dead loop,
• 1:48:26
  never had that dude Always had a black tooth
• 1:48:29
  Even when I was at school Cause bullies aren't
• 1:48:31
  bulletproof Reds call hoodie too Probably ain't
• 1:48:34
  as good as you Stupid motherfucker, the only
• 1:48:36
  thing in the hood is you I do everything good
• 1:48:39
  as you know I do everything better I get paid
• 1:48:41
  for every letter A, B, C, except Fetch a bone,
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  like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck
• 1:48:48
  Intercept, intercept, bring it back Like work
• 1:48:51
  in the trunk and my exit coming up Yeah, I am
• 1:48:53
  headed to the buck like, buck, buck again Might
• 1:48:57
  fly to L .A. and just fuck Corinne i'm too busy
• 1:49:33
  to play father and when it comes to that game
• 1:49:39
  i'm too willing to play harder They check MVP
• 1:49:44
  when I shoot a free throw C -E -O, that's what
• 1:49:48
  they do The haters want that face and then their
• 1:49:51
  ass is a shoe Faster than you, badder than you,
• 1:49:54
  radder than you, etc I told you I get paid by
• 1:49:58
  the letter like A -B -C -D -E -F -G -H -I -J
• 1:50:03
  -K -L -M -N -O -T -Q -R -S -T -O Cause he both
• 1:50:12
  wrote on detox Devil's just a footnote, how long
• 1:50:16
  can he could go? Wondering when he stop, bitch
• 1:50:19
  when the beat stop So I'ma keep rockin' to the
• 1:50:22
  sheetrock Bend in the heat, I send burnt skin
• 1:50:25
  The end Talks a joke, we're playing cold breaks.
• 1:50:37
  Hoppy's hour, almost done. Feels like robbery
• 1:50:39
  in banks. Ryan Hoppy on the mic, dropping wisdom
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  news streams. Syndicated scarl, now it's time
• 1:50:45
  to shatter dreams. Oh, the Hoppy hour is coming
• 1:50:47
  to a close. Radio games made it like a Linton
• 1:50:51
  pose. Laughter and joy dissolve. Outro Music
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  Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. to a show Now
• 1:52:06
  it's time to face the silence like the TV on
• 1:52:09
  snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so divine
• 1:52:12
  The void left in our hearts wider than a canyon
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  line LINE Can't be figured out if I'm coming
• 1:52:23
  to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping round
• 1:52:25
  a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs he's our
• 1:52:28
  daily grind Now silence will remember thoughts
• 1:52:31
  we can't rewind Oh the Hoppy Hour Love you and
• 1:52:39
  enjoy And like that, it's gone. You probably
• 1:53:15
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:53:19
  all I smell is poop. I'll catch you in the next,
• 1:53:23
  and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 1:53:32
  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
• 1:53:52
  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
• 1:53:56
  America.