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#0175_ They Got Greta — AI, Hollywood & The Battle for TikTok · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. We
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  Speaker 1: have the unique privilege this week of hosting a contest
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  Speaker 1: to determine who is going to lead the next chapter
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  Speaker 1: of Turning Point USA. The two finalists have made it
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  Speaker 1: through all the preliminary rounds, and now you, the audience,
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  Speaker 1: are going to vote by phone to see which finalist
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  Speaker 1: you think is best suited to take Turning Point USA
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  Speaker 1: into the next chapter.
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  Speaker 2: Please welcome our first contestant, Erica Kirk.
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  Speaker 3: There were nights when the winds were so cold That
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  Speaker 3: my body froze in bed if I just listened to
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  Speaker 3: it right outside the window There were days when the
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  Speaker 3: sun was so cruel.
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  Speaker 4: That my tears turned to dust and I just knew
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  Speaker 4: my eyes were drying up forever Forever.
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  Speaker 3: I can't remember when or where or how.
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  Speaker 4: And I banish every memory you and.
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  Speaker 3: I have ever made.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Erica Kirk, everyone.
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  Speaker 5: Erica.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly going through something. Well, it's an honor to have
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  Speaker 1: you here. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You have so much energy. How are you holding up?
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  Speaker 4: Tim, it has been a whirlwind. It has been just
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  Speaker 4: such a crazy, chaotic time. I'm going on tour. I
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  Speaker 4: have a Christmas album coming out. I mean, I just
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  Speaker 4: signed with WME. I'm going on SNL, and I'm going
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  Speaker 4: on Rogan, and I have a Skims collab coming out
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  Speaker 4: next month. So it's just a very exciting time.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually amazing that that's how this is all happening.
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  Speaker 2: I did try your smoothie at Air One and it
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  Speaker 2: was excellent.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have.
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  Speaker 1: Anything you want to leave the Turning Point fans with?
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  Speaker 4: If Israel did it, I forgive them.
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  Speaker 1: Erica Kirk, everyone. Our next contestant is Brylin Hollyhand.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, y'all. Hello, Brylin. Brylin, let me ask you a question.
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  Speaker 1: What makes you suited to lead Turning Point USA, this
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  Speaker 1: Christian Republican organization?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I have an extensive resume as an 18-year-old. I
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  Speaker 6: go to Auburn University, roll tide, and I am the biggest...
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  Speaker 6: Democrat hater in all the lands.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Settle down, Brylin. Settle down.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people have criticized you because you've been
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  Speaker 1: seen on a private chat or, you know, you have
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  Speaker 1: a Rolex on. They say your dad's rich. What's your
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  Speaker 1: response to them?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I would just say, my daddy got guns.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Well, Brylin, do you have a girlfriend, a
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  Speaker 2: lovely lady in your life?
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  Speaker 6: I have girlfriends that I love to.
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  Speaker 2: Go out with.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 6: But nobody... No, not some special somebody, if that's what
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  Speaker 6: you're asking.
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  Speaker 2: Not yet, I'm sure. Okay, and I'm sure you.
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  Speaker 1: Are very excited to bring Turning Point into the next era.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to make my Turn Point jet kiss my
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  Speaker 6: daddy's jet.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you so much, Brylin Hollyhand, everyone.
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  Speaker 1: We'll let you know how the audience votes. And now
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  Speaker 1: weighing in from prison in his first interview... is Tyler Robinson.
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  Speaker 1: People showed up in escalades and tiny hats and they
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  Speaker 1: threatened my family.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't me.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Tyler.
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  Speaker 1: Well, ladies and gentlemen, your votes have been pouring in
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  Speaker 1: why they should lead Turning Point. But a very powerful
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  Speaker 1: to the Tim Dillon Show. Tilly Norwood, AI actress.
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  Speaker 1: Hasn't even been in anything and is getting shit from
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  Speaker 1: these desperate loser bums who are attacking her because supposedly
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  Speaker 1: she's taking their jobs. I'm going to come out right
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  Speaker 1: now and say that Tilly Norwood has more character than
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  Speaker 1: the pieces of shit on Twitter and on threads ripping
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  Speaker 1: her up. everybody's shitting on her for nothing. This woman
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  Speaker 1: did nothing wrong other than be AI and be an actress.
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  Speaker 2: That's all she did.
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  Speaker 1: She's in artificial intelligence who's trying to be an actress,
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  Speaker 1: like a lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: That's all she did.
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  Speaker 1: And then these losers who live on their floor in
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles and can't afford medicine, are mad at Tilly
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  Speaker 1: Norwood just because they don't have insulin for their sweet,
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  Speaker 1: sweet blood.
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  Speaker 2: That's a diabetic thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little sick of people diminishing the hopes and
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  Speaker 1: dreams of someone just because they happen to not be
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  Speaker 1: real in the way that they understand it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's read this.
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  Speaker 1: It takes a lot to be the most controversial figure
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  Speaker 1: in Hollywood, especially when Mel Gibson still exists.
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  Speaker 2: Ha ha ha! Funny!
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  Speaker 5: Funny!
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  Speaker 1: And yet somehow in a career yet even to begin,
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  Speaker 1: Tilly Norwood has been inundated with scorn. This is for
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  Speaker 1: the simple fact that Tilly Norwood does not exist. Despite
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  Speaker 1: looking like an uncanny fusion of Gal Gadot, Ana de Armas,
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  Speaker 1: and high school musical era Vanessa Hudgens, Norwood is the
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  Speaker 1: creation of an artificial intelligence talent studio called, I want
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  Speaker 1: to say, Sequoia.
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  Speaker 2: Sequoia.
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  Speaker 1: And if it's to be believed that Norwood represents the
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  Speaker 1: dazzling future of the film.
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  Speaker 2: Industry, she does. She does.
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  Speaker 1: Norwood has been touted as the next Scarlett Johansson with
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  Speaker 1: studios apparently clamoring to work with her and a talent
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  Speaker 1: agency lined up to represent her.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: Tilly Norwood is not going to be a racist. She's
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  Speaker 1: not going to say anything about Gaza. She's not going
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  Speaker 1: to be a drug addict. She's not going to be
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  Speaker 1: a liability on set. She's not going to get involved
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  Speaker 1: in some type of really, you know, controversial political cause.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, this is the future. She's not going
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  Speaker 1: to have three trans kids like every other actress now
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  Speaker 1: for whatever reason.
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  Speaker 2: Named like Beckett and Willow and whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But she's going to be an AI actress and she's
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  Speaker 1: going to do the damn job. Tilly Norwood's going to
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  Speaker 1: show up and going to do the job. And I
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  Speaker 1: bet when you act with Tilly, you're going to go,
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  Speaker 1: God damn it.
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  Speaker 2: She's good. Actors are people. People are out. They're gone.
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  Speaker 2: The raping, the drugs, the racism. They got really annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Adam Conover stomped his feet and got all these fucking
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  Speaker 1: loser writers to say, we don't want to write anymore
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  Speaker 1: because we don't make enough money. And now they're all
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  Speaker 1: living in tents. And I'm for Tilly. I'm for Tilly.
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  Speaker 1: And that's who I'm for. I'm for Tilly. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you people want. You want me to
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  Speaker 1: defend you scumbags that are constantly running your mouths about
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  Speaker 1: you hate everybody and everything. You're attacking this woman who's
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  Speaker 1: not even real. She doesn't even exist. You suck and
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  Speaker 1: you're going to die. How about that? You don't get
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  Speaker 1: to be an actress or an actor.
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  Speaker 2: Tilly does.
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  Speaker 1: The show's over. The curtain's closed. Quiet on set. You're out.
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: You're wasting your time. I'm not dealing with you anymore
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  Speaker 1: like adults. I'm talking to you like the fucking children
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  Speaker 1: you are. Cut the shit and go home. Tilly's here
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  Speaker 1: and she'll handle it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to be the thing you thought you
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  Speaker 1: were going to be.
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  Speaker 2: Get in your car.
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  Speaker 1: If you still own one, and drive home now. That's
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  Speaker 1: what it is. I'm sick of doing the dance with
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  Speaker 1: these fucking people. It's gonna be all AI.
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  Speaker 7: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: It is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: You shouldn't have been like the most annoying cunts on earth.
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  Speaker 1: You became the most annoying cunts on earth. America was like,
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  Speaker 1: be hot, be interesting as an actor. Like, be like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, weirdly mysterious. And you couldn't do it. You
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  Speaker 1: opened your fucking mouth. You told everyone how to live.
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  Speaker 1: You annoyed everybody. And now we all want it. We
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  Speaker 1: all want it. We all want it now. We're sick
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  Speaker 1: of you. We're sick of your award shows. We're sick
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  Speaker 1: of your garbage. We want the robots now. And you
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  Speaker 1: did it to yourselves. You did it to yourselves by
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  Speaker 1: being fucking annoying. You should have stopped being annoying and
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  Speaker 1: everyone hates you and no one cares that you have
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  Speaker 1: no money and you have nothing and you will have less.
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  Speaker 1: You will have less than you do now. I know
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  Speaker 1: that's unimaginable. You will have less than you do now.
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  Speaker 1: And stop posting GoFundMes about your cat. Because Tilly's here.
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  Speaker 1: And Tilly's the queen. And Tilly's going to win.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Did Israel kill Greta Thunberg? Did they kill her or not,
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  Speaker 1: this flotilla?
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  Speaker 2: This Greta Thunberg, she keeps getting on this boat.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with the news, but
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  Speaker 1: this is my understanding of the news.
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  Speaker 2: Israel keeps telling this bitch, don't get on this boat.
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  Speaker 1: And she keeps getting on this boat, and she's got
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  Speaker 1: food for the people in Gaza. And Israel keeps going,
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  Speaker 1: don't get on this boat. And she keeps getting on
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  Speaker 1: the boat. And then they keep boarding the boat, and
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  Speaker 1: don't they keep kicking her off? And she keeps getting
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  Speaker 1: back on this boat. They're gonna have to kill her.
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  Speaker 1: I'm for them killing her. I'm for Israel killing her.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not for a lot of what they're doing in Gaza,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm for them killing Greta Thunberg, and I will
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  Speaker 1: defend it. If Netanyahu and Israel kill Greta Thunberg, I
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  Speaker 1: will defend it on this show for free. I know
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  Speaker 1: they're spreading money around 7,000 a post, so I hear.
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  Speaker 1: I'll do it for free if you kill Greta Thunberg.
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  Speaker 2: Kill her, though. Burn her alive. I don't want any
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  Speaker 2: half measures.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want her to have a broken leg or
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  Speaker 1: she's temporarily uncomfortable. If Israel kills her, like full-on firebombs
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  Speaker 1: that flotilla, I will defend it.
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  Speaker 2: Because she's starting to annoy me now with this boat.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to, I mean, yes, it helps a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, but there's more going on here than just
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  Speaker 1: you and this boat. The people in Gaza need more
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  Speaker 1: than whatever this bitch has on a boat. Stop getting
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  Speaker 1: on this boat. People don't want you on this boat.
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  Speaker 1: It's not all about you. And the climate is fine.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like how annoying she is. Israeli occupation forces
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  Speaker 1: have detained Greta Thunberg and dozens of participants aboard the
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  Speaker 1: global Samud flotilla, including journalists, while illegal interception attempts of
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  Speaker 1: the remaining boats are still ongoing.
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  Speaker 2: When was this? This was six hours ago.
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  Speaker 1: Just bomb this boat. I'm bored of this boat. I've
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  Speaker 1: been hearing about this boat for months. They keep getting close.
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  Speaker 1: Who does this help? They know they're going to get boarded.
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  Speaker 1: They know they're going to get redirected. It's an exercise
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  Speaker 1: in vanity for this dumb fucking whatever she is.
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  Speaker 2: Where does she even come from, Greta Thunberg? Where is it?
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  Speaker 6: Norway?
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  Speaker 2: Denmark? Whatever. She keeps doing this and she knows what's
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  Speaker 2: going to happen. Sweden. Swedish, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: She keeps doing this on this boat, and everyone knows
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  Speaker 1: what's going to happen. You're going to get close to Israel,
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  Speaker 1: and then they're going to board you, and they're going
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  Speaker 1: to turn it around, and then they probably take the
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  Speaker 1: food and eat it themselves. They're not going to give
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  Speaker 1: that food out now that they got it on your boat.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to take it and eat it themselves. Light
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  Speaker 1: that boat up. Light it up. Oh, let's hear from her.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that she's in a life jacket. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: is less metal than this. This is not cool.
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  Speaker 2: Let's hear from her.
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  Speaker 3: They are, though. I mean, you listen.
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  Speaker 1: You listen.
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  Speaker 2: We got to start dealing with the world as it
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  Speaker 2: is here.
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  Speaker 1: And this is like, there's no, this woman's not doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Kill her. Kill her. Kill her. I'm sorry. I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to be good here now. I want to heal the divides.
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  Speaker 2: Kill her. Be me. Kill her. And you know why?
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  Speaker 1: I'm bored of this crap. We need to move on.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick of the Middle East. It bores me. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm bored of this Swedish woman. Israel, give us.
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  Speaker 2: They blow everyone up. They don't care. They're not immune.
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  Speaker 1: They're doing whatever they want to do. They're doing whatever
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  Speaker 1: they want to do. They're not immune to international law.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they are.
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  Speaker 1: They're doing what international law is fake. Well, it shouldn't be,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: but it is.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up. I'm in the flotilla.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just, I'm not, I'm not participating anymore. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: participating anymore in people that don't, we're doing only real
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  Speaker 1: politic now of like what really is happening. And nothing
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  Speaker 1: interests me less than this, this flotilla of boats going
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: over there. Like, Get a peace process, whatever you're going
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  Speaker 1: to do, release the hostages, build the sphere, whatever the.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Trade-off is over there in the peace thing.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's a trade-off. They release the hostages and
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  Speaker 1: Netanyahu builds the sphere. That seems to be what they
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  Speaker 1: want to do. They want to build the Vegas sphere
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  Speaker 1: in Gaza and then they get a couple of the hostages.
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  Speaker 1: If they're even, they're going to start releasing people, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, that aren't the hostages, because I think the
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  Speaker 1: hostages are dead. So Israel's just going to have to say, look, here's,
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  Speaker 1: we got hostages back. They're just going to be, they're
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  Speaker 1: going to be actors. They'll be AI.
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  Speaker 2: You'll just see a bunch of guys walking out of
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  Speaker 2: a tunnel. You go, who the hell are they? Shut up.
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  Speaker 2: It's the hostages.
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  Speaker 1: We're building this fear now. I mean, whatever at this point.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what are we doing? Just bring this to
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  Speaker 1: an end. Enough of this. Talking about this forever. Just accept,
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  Speaker 1: supposedly Trump said to Bibi, you got to take it
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  Speaker 1: or we're not going to We're not going to back
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  Speaker 1: you anymore. Trump said it to BB. He's like, we're
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: walking away from you. You better take it. And apparently
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  Speaker 1: BB's going to take it.
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  Speaker 1: Netanyahu says TikTok is a crucial weapon in winning support
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: of young American voters for Israel's cause.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Well, well, it's a little.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: On the nose.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Here it is.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Here he is, Benjamin Netanyahu, talking about TikTok.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: Christian influencers. He said, he talked about the woke right.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: He said, I call it the woke right.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: That's a brilliant name.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Is it brilliant?
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: The woke right. Because these people, you know, they're not
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: any different from the woke left. I mean, they're insane.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: But they're actually meeting on some of the things. And
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: what we have to do is we have to secure
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: that part of the base of our support in the
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: United States. That is being challenged systematically. A lot of
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: this is done with money. Money of NGOs, vast. Money
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: of governments, vaster.
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: We have to fight back. How do we fight back?
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Our influencers. I think you should also talk to them
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: if you haven't yet.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Think about this for a minute. Just pause this for
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: a minute.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Remember when influencer was like the most annoying word and
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: it just meant like somebody who would ritually debase themselves
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: for money on the internet? That's what the word influencer
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: used to mean. Somebody who would shamelessly plug anything Don't
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: put an ad here.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: A great place to put an ad. But that's what
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: influencers were.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: It was like when I grew up, an influencer, you know,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: would be somebody who's like, you know.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: We put marbles in a swimming pool.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Like they would fill a kiddie pool with M &
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Ms and jump in it or You know, they would
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: do crazy stunts and injure themselves or they would pull
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: pranks at the mall. Now the president of Israel is
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: saying we are going to counter attempts to limit our
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: support in the United States by unveiling an army of
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: influencers where they will fight The information war on TikTok.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Kind of an amazing turn of events that all of
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: the major decisions in our society are going to be
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: heavily influenced by the most shameless group of people to
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: have ever lived.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: People that are hawking....
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Like, you know, energy drinks are now going to be
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: the first line of defense for Israel.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: This is the new modern warfare. It's influencers.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Modern warfare is the influencer war.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: The battle of TikTok.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Where people are going to be paid to come on
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: TikTok and make.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: You think that it's a good idea to.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Keep giving money to this man and his government to
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: do whatever they want because they're fighting the influencers on
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: the other side that are telling you that's not a
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: good idea.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: That's the war. The news is fake. It's the, it's
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: It's the battle of the influencers, people that are in
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: your face all the time. That you love or hate
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: or either trust them and they have a high trust
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: score with their audience and they have a lot of
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: credibility or.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Or maybe you hate them and you hate watch them.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: But they're the ones that Israel is going to be
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: giving money to. They're the ones that are going to
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: be pushing. And it's all in front of you. You know,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: you say what you want about how the Edward Bernays
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: propaganda style of like the news media.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: And print media, print journalism.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Corporate advertising, product placement in TV and movies.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Say what you want about all of that.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: This is the most out in the open thing I've
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: ever seen. The guy's saying, he's saying, we're going to
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: pay people to tell you that we're doing good shit.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: We're paying people to come out We have our influence.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: He says, he goes, we've got our influencers. Why aren't
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: we getting, why aren't we giving them a.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Little bit of money?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: And this is probably because I said, start paying people
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: and they listened.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I said, start paying people and they listened.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I was the one early on that's going like, wait, whoa,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: no one's just going to go out and watch a
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: family burning alive and And defend it for free. You're
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: going to have to give him a couple of bucks
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: to get people to see that the other side of that.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: So that's what he's doing. He's going, yeah, we got money.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: He goes, why aren't we giving people money?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: That's all. It's pretty simple.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: You don't know what you're looking at. That's the whole
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: premise of this. You can't raw images. And your own
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: innate sense of right and wrong aren't activated by like
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: seeing a little two-year-old run around on fire. So you
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: have to have influencers kind of decipher that and then
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: slant it and tell you exactly why that's good or bad.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Why is that maybe good?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Why is that?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Well, it's always sad when people die, but, uh, but I, um,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, you know, it's like, it's a
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: very sad thing, but this is ultimately being done for
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the future generations of Palestinians. That's what it's being done
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: for because they're, they're going to be able to go
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: to the sphere when we build it.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Let's watch the rest of what he's.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Saying here about paying influencers on social media to, in
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: between hawking skin cream, explain to you why greater Israel
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: makes sense for you.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: That community, they're very important. And secondly, we're going to
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: have to use the tools of battle. You know, the
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: weapons change over time. You can't fight today with swords.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: That doesn't work very well, okay? And you can't fight
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: with cavalry. That doesn't work very well. And you have
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: these new things, you know, like drones, things like that.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: I won't get into that. But we have to fight
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: with the weapons that apply to the battlefields in which
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: we're engaged. And the most important ones are the social media.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: And the most important purchase that is going on right
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: now is class... Followers.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: Five followers.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Five? TikTok. TikTok. Number one. Number one. And I hope
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: it goes through because it can be consequential.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: You'd think they wouldn't film that. You'd think someone would
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: just not film this.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You'd think there'd be someone
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: that goes, why don't we, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Why don't, we don't have to film this one.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: We don't have to film this one. I think somebody
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: watched this back and went, yeah, maybe, let's not. We
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: don't need to put this out. You know, Larry Ellison,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: who owns now, I believe, the country, I believe Larry
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Ellison recently, last night I believe Larry Ellison, and it's
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: not David Ellison, The Country. And they gave CBS to
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Barry Weiss. And then TikTok will be the Ellisons. And then,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: you know, what he's talking about is.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: It's true, it's just amazing how.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Explicit it is. And that nobody's, you know, going.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: And by the way, it's not even like, I don't
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: give a shit about Hamas. I'm like, guys, I'm like,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I care about the United States. This is not like,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't throw my hat in the ring
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: with any of these people that are like, the people
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: that hate Israel also hate America and capitalism and white
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: people and all of that. So throwing your hat in
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: the ring there has never made any sense to me,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: and I never will. These kids on Columbia campus make
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: me feel sick. I don't think you should deport them.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I don't think that, you know, they should be, their
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: visas should be revoked, but I have no love laws
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: for them. I don't, you know, it's like, I'm worried
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: about the United States of America. This is not like,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't care. My goal here is not,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: you know, to make Gaza a lovely place for anyone, Muslim, Jew, Christian,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: or other. That's not my, it's not what I want.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: That's not what anyone I know wants, by the way.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with us. So when you
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: talk about TikTok and you say it's a very big,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: important purchase, and we've got to fight the war with
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: the weapons we have, and the weapons evolve over time,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: and the weapons now are influencers, and we got to
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: get on that game because we're losing ground now.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: To people that are rightly pointing out.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: That we've got absolutely no, we're getting nothing out of this.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: We're getting nothing out of this. We're only.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Diverting resources away from this country at a time when
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: AI is around the corner. A massive transformation of our
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: economy is around the corner. Huge amounts of people are
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: going to have to be reeducated, not in the reeducation
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: camp sense, but like in the sense that maybe the
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: jobs are in biotech or healthcare, all the boomers are
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: going to retire.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: People need to go back to school. They need to
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: get skills they don't have.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Where's the money for this? The infrastructure's crumbling. We don't
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: have the money for this, and we're in $ 30- something.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Trillion worth of debt.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: So why we're continuing to throw money at this has
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: to be explained to you by an influencer.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: An army of influencers.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Because anyone would just make the argument that this is insane.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Like a nine-year-old would be able to forget Jews, Muslims,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: the Middle East, Christianity, who cares?
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Just the facts on.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: The ground of this country and what the hell is
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: going on in this country. Is that money better off
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: in the Middle East than it is in this country?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: And that's my whole thing here. And they're telling you
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: we need to hire an army of influencers.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: To convince you that any of this is a good idea.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: We know, you know, and then our military general, Pete Hegseth,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: the tough guy from Fox News, is going, we want
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: our generals to be thin and not have beards. How
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: about we run our own country, Pete? Wouldn't that, that
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: might be good too. We're worried about fat generals and beards?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: And then the president of the United States goes, we're
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: going to be using American cities to train people our
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: troops because we're going into Portland and we're going into Chicago?
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: This is a bit psychotic. Let's listen to this.
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: Very important mission. And I told Pete, we should use
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military,
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: National Guard, but military, because we're going into Chicago very soon.
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: That's a big city with an incompetent governor, stupid governor, stupid.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: They threw him out of his family business. He was
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: so stupid. I know the family. He becomes governor. He's
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: got money. Not money that he made, but he ran
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: for governor.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: He won.
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: And now he criticizes us all the time. And last week,
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: they had 11 people murdered, 44 people shot. The week
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: before that, they had five people murdered, 28 people shot.
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: Every weekend, they lose five, six. If they lose five,
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: they're considering it a great week. They shouldn't lose any.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Well, yes, but we don't need the Marines in Chicago.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I agree the Democratic Party has done a terrible job
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: with public safety. But the idea that we're going to
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: have the Marines in Chicago and we're going to be...
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: So let me get this straight. I'm just trying to
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: understand this. Again, I'm a college dropout. The money to
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: build the educational... institutions and the infrastructure in America, things
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: like hospitals, things we need, that gets shipped to Israel.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: The Marines and the National Guard get sent into the
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: cities where that money could have been used to better
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: the lives of the people.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: That seems to make no sense.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: We tell the Ukraine to keep fighting Putin and we
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: keep selling them weapons and then giving them weapons and
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: then giving them loans and then giving them money and
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: the money that could have been used in an American
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: city for... And then we kick a bunch of people
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: off Medicaid. We kick a bunch of people off Medicaid...
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: in America and close a bunch of rural hospitals because
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: there's like a trillion dollars in Medicare cuts. But the
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: money goes to the Ukraine and Israel. And then we
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: put the National Guard in Portland. And then Pete Hegseth
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: calls a meeting of 800 generals and go, I don't
• 36:37
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• 36:41
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• 41:02
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• 41:04
  Speaker 2: $ 6 billion to Israel?
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  Speaker 1: they started going, what about aliens?
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: It was really interesting. Like, what about aliens? What if
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: we're not alone? You're like, hey, hey, hey, wait. Hold
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: on a minute. Wait a minute.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: The whole thing down here is rotten. And it's people
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: doing it.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: People.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: You.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: But there could be aliens. That comet might be a spaceship.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: What do you think they don't know? What are they
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: hiding from? I don't care. I could not care less.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I'm worried about this planet, which everyone wants to get
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: off of, by the way.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: U.S.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Job market weakening, 32,000 private sector jobs lost in September
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: and downward.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: These jobs are out.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Especially in cities like LA and Vegas. LA follows Las
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Vegas footsteps as visitors to city plummet 50%. No one's going.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: What is there to do? There's nothing to do. You're
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: not going to meet Tilly Norwood if you go. I
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: see these people in LA all the time, these little
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: star maps, these little, you know, these.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Buses, these tours, people see the stars, no more stars.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: There are no more stars. I'm a star. You're a star.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: We're all stars. Everyone's a star. We're all stars. Everyone's
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: a star now.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: There's no such thing as a star. Why would you
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: go to L.A.? What would you see? Urban decay? Couple
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: of palm trees? Maybe ice come in and throw a
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: busboy in a trunk? That's not a nice trip, is it? Mommy,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: why did they throw the busboy in the trunk?
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Shut up. Eat your quesadilla. Mommy, they just threw that
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: man in a van. He's illegal. What does that mean?
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: We're on a vacation. We're on a vacation. There's men
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: in masks with guns in the lobby of the hotel.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: They're doing their job. They're doing their job. It's our
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: family trip. The LA Times attributed a variety of problems
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: to this downturn. Wildfires swept many areas in LA in January,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: and while Hollywood went unscathed, the city as a whole
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: has struggled in the aftermath. There's nothing to do. Here's
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: the other thing with Vegas. It's way too much money
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: to go to Vegas. And Vegas relies on other things happening.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: If you want to go to a bachelor party, someone's
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: got to get married. A bachelorette party, somebody's got to
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: get married. Somebody wants to go have a big retirement party,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: they got to have a job to retire from. Vegas
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: relies on people living lives to go celebrate them in Vegas.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: You have to have something to celebrate in Vegas. Yes,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: you can go to Vegas for a weekend or whatever,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: but we're talking about people taking trips. They tend to
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: do that when they think their lives are good. When
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: their lives are good, they take a trip.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Nobody goes, hey, I'm unemployed. I just got thrown off Medicaid.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go to Vegas?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: That's not the calculation. And people say, hey, my mother
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: was just kidnapped by ICE. Let's go to Vegas. A
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: masked agent showed up and grabbed my mother outside of
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: a laundromat. You want to go to Vegas? I could
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: really use something to take my mind off it. Let's
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: go to Vegas. What's that hotel that looks like a pyramid?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Vegas. Yeah, my sister died of a
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: fentanyl overdose. Her boyfriend was arrested. Apparently, she stole his fentanyl.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: That's what he's saying. Anyway, it's all fucking weird. I
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: need a weekend in Vegas.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I need it. I need it.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Anyway, my husband's a pedophile and he just got caught
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: looking at pictures of child porn. Girls trip. Girls trip
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: in Vegas. Let's go. I mean, people need to feel
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: good about their lives to go to Vegas. With the
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: state of the country now, my house just burned down.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Vegas and rock out. Let's party. Doesn't
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: make any sense. I hear there's a comet coming. It
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: could be a spaceship. Let's get fucked up in Vegas.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Vegas.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: I'm homeless.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: You got to feel a little bit positive about something
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: to go to Vegas.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, you can't just show up.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: You can't show up and just go like, like the
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: other thing that's funny about Vegas is like, and I
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: like Vegas.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I love Vegas.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: I think it's great. It's, it used to be cheap.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: So you could go if things weren't great.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Like, it was a place where you could go, hey,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: let's have a lot of fun for not a lot
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: of money. That's all over. Nothing is cheap anymore. There's
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: nothing inexpensive in this country, by the way. And the
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: quality of everything is shit. Everything you get now is shit.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: It's absolutely shit. Vegas, you spend money, you get in
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: a bed with the bloodstains. There's blood on your bed.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Brown.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Rust-colored blood on your bed now. Nothing's good anymore. There's
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: a few things that are good. The wind, Steve Wind's
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: property's nice. A few things that are nice. But mostly
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: everything is shit. And it costs so much goddamn money.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: A bottle of water is $ 9.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Do you know how much money.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: that it's almost $ 10 to get a bottle of water
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: when your friend who's on Molly collapses and you just
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: have to revive them and you hold the water to
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: their mouth and they're choking and they're laying on the
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: hot cement in Vegas and they're choking on the water
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: because you're just pouring it on their face, pouring it
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: down their throat to try to save their life and
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: they're just trying to die and they even start screaming,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: let me die, let me die. And you still are
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: just splashing the water on their face. That's $ 10. That's
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: $ 10 to wait for the ambulance.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: You don't even want to know how much the ambulance costs.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Let me die.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking an ambulance. Let me die. Water on
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: the face. You are getting in that ambulance.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: I love you. We're having fun. It's Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: terms and conditions. We're having a good time. I hope
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Tilly Norwood takes everyone's job. I hope the president is
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Tilly Norwood. By the way, that's all coming too. No
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: one's safe. They'll throw some other idiot in this chair.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't care. How about that?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Tilly Norwood is the actress. That's coming first. Pretty soon
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: it's going to be the government, the Congress, the Senate.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: All they have to do in this country is figure
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: out how to kill a large number of people, and
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: pretty quickly. That's all they have to do. They gotta
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: figure out a way how to eliminate about a third
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: of this population pretty quickly, maybe half. And then things
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: ain't so bad, you get an AI governor, couple of
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: AI movies. You just gotta figure out how to eliminate
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: half the population, cuz the jobs aren't gonna be there.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: So you just gotta kill all those people, which is
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: gonna require a period of not nice things. And then
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: once that's done, then you go, all right, let's build
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: back better. As Joey B would say, Joe Biden. But
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: you just got to get rid of a bunch of,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: that's all. It's not that big of a deal once
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you've eliminated half the population. Once you've eliminated half to
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: three quarters of the population on planet Earth, all of
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: this gets a lot more fun. You can have AI
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Congress and AI Senate.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: It's fake. And at that point, it'd be fake. It'd
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: be fun.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: The AI Senate would be you're sitting in your pod
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: and you watch two AI people debate and you go,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: this is fun. This is fun because everyone's dead. You go,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: this is kind of cool because you've made it to
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: the other end. Whatever the other end is going to be,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: it's going to be fun. And you'll tell your kids.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: You'll go, this is kind of cool. People used to
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: do this. And your kids will go, what? Yeah, people
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: used to cheat on each other and they would have
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: sex with children and people would film them doing it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: And then when they disagreed with them, they'd show the
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: film and go, look at this. And your kids will go,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: what the fuck was that? And you go, yeah, that's
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: how we did it for hundreds of years. You go,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: that seems insane. Yeah, some guy would like sucking cock,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: but he couldn't tell his wife. And he would go
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: to this motel and suck some guy off. And somebody
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: would film it. And then we'd use it against him.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: So he'd vote this certain way. And then he would
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: vote this way. And it would be usually like this.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: decimate his town like it would just be to just
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: totally destroy his town like they'd be like would anyone
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: like to say would anyone like to say anything we're
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: planning to destroy this town would anyone like to speak
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: and then like the guy whose town it was like
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: the scene of House of Cards the guy's like nah
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I'm good I've said everything I need to say on
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: the matter proceed with the wrecking ball and kill everyone
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I know and destroy the town it's for the greater
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: good It's for the greater good.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: And your kids will be like, wow, that was crazy.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: That's literally the way the world ran.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: You go, yeah, now we have these algorithms and we
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: have AI and AI gives us different options about like
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: how society can go.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: And then we watch the AI's debate.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: And we just steer society little by little, but we
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: have these chips in us now.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: And it was a whole big fight about the chips.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I'll be dead. We'll all probably be dead by this.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: It was a whole big fight about the chips. Like
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: people didn't like the chips. And then we all decided,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: fuck it. We're just going to get the chips because
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: it is what it is. Cause you know, what are,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: what else.
• 53:36
  Speaker 7: Are you going to do?
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: And there's some renegade people that don't have the chips
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: and they live on the margins of society.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: And yeah, They remember the old ways.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: But we all just got the chips and the chip
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: tells you when you're going to die. I know exactly
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: when I'm going to die. I know that so I
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: can actually plan my funeral. I can plan everything.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Everything's fine.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I know with this chip, I'll make it till about
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: 116 years old with my, unless I rechip and do it.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: But we don't have the money to do that. Your
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: old man doesn't have the money. 117 is enough for me.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: You know, people used to die a lot younger than that.
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: Whoa.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, there were so many of us, people had
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: to die. Interesting.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your man's making it, old man's making it to
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: about 117. You know, my last year at 116, they
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: moved me into a thing. It's kind of nice because
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: all the technology in my body starts to fail. And again,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: if I don't have the money to re-up it, then
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I just, you know, and it's kind of nice. And,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: you know, you go in there and you watch, you
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: watch some thing and they simulate a whole thing for you.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: And they go, interesting.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: And they go, it's all simulated. They go, it's all
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: really simulated, you know? And it's all for you. And
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: they go, we used to fight about all this stuff.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: We used to hate it. It used to not be fun.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: And we would get angry at each other and we'd
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: fight about like different countries and different wars. But now
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: the world is run by some governing council. that has
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: basically decided after the Great War, the war that started
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: with Russia, the Ukraine, Israel, Iran, and America, and then
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: China and Taiwan, after the Great War, we all decided
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: that the idea of nation states was actually too crazy
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: to have, like these things that could just start fighting
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: each other, everyone had different languages or whatever. So what
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: we basically decided to do is just have this governing
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: council largely of AI people and also some humans with
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: the AI people. And they basically decide how things work.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: And that's why me and your mother and you guys
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: were able to live here in this little smart city
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and do everything we need to do. And everything works now.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: And then the people are going to go, that's pretty cool.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: And it'll be.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Boring and it'll be sterile and it'll be corporate and
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: it'll be nothing and there won't be as much danger
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: and there won't be as much fighting and there won't
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: be a guy with wacky sunglasses on the internet screaming
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: about the people that are doing the bad things because
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: everyone will kind of be cool with everything. And it'll
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: be fine and then that'll go away. And how that
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: goes away, I.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Don't even know. But eventually that'll go away. Something will happen.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Someone will hijack the system.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Someone, some fucking major hacking thing will just shut all
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: the technology in people's bodies down and then they'll all just.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Who knows? It is what it is. You got to
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: enjoy yourself. Go to Vegas. Go to Vegas. And play Baccarat,
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: but only at a table with Asians. No whites.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: You have to be the only white at a table
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: with Asians for Baccarat and you might win. Always bet banker.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know what Baccarat is and it doesn't matter.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Always bet banker and you sit at a table with
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: all Asians.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: And kill Greta Thunberg. Blow her up.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: Light her up.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Israel should say we're killing one more person and it's her.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Israel goes, we're done killing. We have one more person
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: to kill. It's this bitch.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: We're killing one final person.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: It's her.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: And we're lighting her up. I'm Greta Thunberg.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I'm Greta Thunberg here in the smooth flotilla.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: I'd start to like Bebe if he did that. He goes, yeah,
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: we killed her. We burned her alive. I like Burger King.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: We burned her alive.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Well, Tim Dillon Comedy.com, folks, where am I going to be?
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Where am I going to be? Where can you see
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: me live? Where can you see me live? Columbus is
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: all sold out. Oklahoma City, Phoenix, Fort Lauderdale, Schaumburg, Illinois,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: San Jose, California, Salt Lake City, Brea, Denver, Houston.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Fun run of clubs.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: We're also doing a lot of other dates next year
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: in theaters and things like that, but this is a fun...
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Fun run of clubs. These are some of my favorite clubs, actually,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: in the country. I love all of these clubs. And
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I'll see you there. I'd be happy to see you there.
• 58:11
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• 58:13
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• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you, everyone, and good night.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Go to Vegas!