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- 0:00Speaker 1: Real bases around the corner.
- 0:01Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, y'all were switching it up today on
- 0:04Speaker 2: the Bob Brothers Podcast.
- 0:06Speaker 3: We start off with sports.
- 0:08Speaker 2: I saw this online. I thought it was really interesting.
- 0:10Speaker 2: Here's what me and Tony have to do. We've got
- 0:12Speaker 2: to make the perfect basketball player. We cannot choose any
- 0:15Speaker 2: people the same. I'mnna let you go first. I think
- 0:17Speaker 2: I went first last time.
- 0:19Speaker 3: No, I went first last time. I did fiasco.
- 0:22Speaker 2: Okay, cool, body type of a player, mentality, shooting, handles, athleticism, passing, defense,
- 0:31Speaker 2: and IQ. You can me and him cannot choose the
- 0:36Speaker 2: same player.
- 0:36Speaker 1: But we're gonna each have our own.
- 0:39Speaker 2: We're gonna have our own player. And you can repeat
- 0:42Speaker 2: a player at least no more than twice.
- 0:45Speaker 4: You can repeat a player on the same list on
- 0:48Speaker 4: the same thing.
- 0:49Speaker 2: You can pick like say somebody's handles and passing, but
- 0:52Speaker 2: no more than twice.
- 0:54Speaker 3: But we can't have the same player in any category.
- 0:57Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, got it?
- 0:58Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.
- 0:59Speaker 2: The first thing is the body type. What is the
- 1:00Speaker 2: body type of your prototype creative player? Now, up until
- 1:06Speaker 2: this season, I would have went Lebron James.
- 1:09Speaker 1: I thought that's where he was going.
- 1:10Speaker 3: I was, but this season. I've been watching Victor Winmbiniana.
- 1:14Speaker 1: That's where you're going up.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Wimby is not moving like somebody his side. My only
- 1:23Speaker 2: thing is when you don't know this, actually maybe if
- 1:26Speaker 2: I don't know injury injury wise, I know Lebron James
- 1:29Speaker 2: giving me twenty years, I'm going Tobron.
- 1:31Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like, how could you not pick Lebron?
- 1:34Speaker 2: Lebron has shown me for twenty years he has missed
- 1:38Speaker 2: look fragile. He's seven foot him and kd are over
- 1:41Speaker 2: seven foot, moving like guards. But Lebron is a mac
- 1:46Speaker 2: truck with speed. Wimby's just he doing a sham guy
- 1:51Speaker 2: in the lane and dunking from places you don't think
- 1:54Speaker 2: you can dunk from. But Lebron has got the big
- 1:57Speaker 2: ness to strength six eight sixty nine maybe sixteen physicality,
- 2:01Speaker 2: and he's non injury prone. After twenty years, you can
- 2:04Speaker 2: see even if he's injury prone from now on, twenty
- 2:07Speaker 2: years of non injury, for sure, he might play another
- 2:10Speaker 2: five years for sure.
- 2:12Speaker 3: So I'm going Lebron. Who you got?
- 2:14Speaker 1: Damn?
- 2:16Speaker 3: I was hoping you that's women. All go ahead, you get.
- 2:20Speaker 1: That women, because I was gonna snatch the lebron to quick. Uh,
- 2:25Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with dammit, I'm gonna just go with Gianni's.
- 2:37Speaker 3: Oh that's a good one.
- 2:37Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's he's big, solid, fast.
- 2:43Speaker 1: I'm gonna just go with it.
- 2:44Speaker 3: I love that.
- 2:45Speaker 2: That's great, all right, mentality, Okay, I'm going Michael Jordan.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Of course. If you didn't go Michael, I'm going Covid.
- 2:56Speaker 2: Just legit, Kobe. It's both sides of say exactly. Michael
- 3:01Speaker 2: Jordan was waterline psychosist. Create a beef, he created a bee.
- 3:07Speaker 3: You good morning?
- 3:09Speaker 1: He told me good morning?
- 3:10Speaker 3: All right?
- 3:11Speaker 1: Ever since then, it personal.
- 3:14Speaker 2: When I was watching this documentary, I said, man, if
- 3:16Speaker 2: he had therapy, he wouldn't won two championships.
- 3:18Speaker 1: No, he wouldn't have won nothing. He wouldn't have made
- 3:21Speaker 1: it to the playoffs if you went to therapy.
- 3:23Speaker 2: That's just insane, all right. Next to I'll let you
- 3:27Speaker 2: go go first.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Okay, what's the next?
- 3:29Speaker 3: Next is shooting?
- 3:31Speaker 1: Okay, shooters shooter, shoot.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Shooter, Shoot Stiff Curry man, and there you go, Stiff,
- 3:39Speaker 2: You're broken.
- 3:39Speaker 1: My heart shift Curry Man. Come on, I gotta go, Curry.
- 3:46Speaker 3: All I have left is Ray Allen.
- 3:48Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good choice.
- 3:49Speaker 2: I saw Ray Allen with my own eyes. My boy
- 3:52Speaker 2: had a little fake magazine, barbershop magazine. Somehow he got
- 3:57Speaker 2: Sonics access for us to interview players. Was a jerk,
- 4:01Speaker 2: he was, but it was after practice. It was his
- 4:03Speaker 2: version of the meet and greet.
- 4:04Speaker 3: I get it.
- 4:04Speaker 2: They had practice, then he had a shoot around and
- 4:07Speaker 2: they were like, you can talk to barbershop magazine.
- 4:09Speaker 3: Boy.
- 4:09Speaker 2: He was like, I do not, but I wanted to
- 4:11Speaker 2: talk to him. So it was a jerk to me,
- 4:13Speaker 2: but I understand. But anyway, I saw him shooting around
- 4:17Speaker 2: from where they do the three point shootout, both sides
- 4:20Speaker 2: of the court. Ten shots each, did not miss one time. Damn,
- 4:24Speaker 2: I said, And I'm talking about he might as well
- 4:27Speaker 2: have been laying it up to I remember watching. I
- 4:30Speaker 2: was like, I don't think you can be better at
- 4:33Speaker 2: this than him. And Steph Curry wasn't playing yet when
- 4:36Speaker 2: I when when I was doing this, and I love
- 4:40Speaker 2: that shot. The heat don't win that championship catching that
- 4:44Speaker 2: that not rebound.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Pass san Antonio. They were setting up the stanchions.
- 4:52Speaker 1: And he had them dead, the right dead the rights.
- 4:56Speaker 3: All right, you're up again with handles?
- 4:59Speaker 1: Oh handles, Yeah, it's between.
- 5:06Speaker 3: Two for me. I know who you're going with.
- 5:09Speaker 2: You're going with Iverson and Kyrie car I got my ball,
- 5:14Speaker 2: So whatever you pick, I can take the other friend.
- 5:16Speaker 2: You go on Iverson, Yeah, you know, Iverson said that
- 5:19Speaker 2: Kyrie has better handles.
- 5:20Speaker 1: But you know, well, let me tell you what made
- 5:24Speaker 1: it all the way to the championship with the Black
- 5:28Speaker 1: Lister squad on his own. I don't think ever do that.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Alan Iverson shook Jordan. I was watching that game, yeah,
- 5:37Speaker 2: and I said he's gonna.
- 5:38Speaker 3: Get in trouble for that. He did, and Jordan's swiped twice.
- 5:45Speaker 3: You got me.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Your man handles are legendary.
- 5:47Speaker 2: He made people fall a lot, and I try to
- 5:50Speaker 2: get that crossover his but I could never get the
- 5:53Speaker 2: timing right.
- 5:54Speaker 1: He I feel like he made a big shift in
- 5:56Speaker 1: the culture.
- 5:57Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 5:58Speaker 2: His cultural impact is his most crazy. He brought hip
- 6:01Speaker 2: hop to the NBA. They made the dress code rule
- 6:04Speaker 2: because he was do rags and braids. They were like,
- 6:08Speaker 2: put some suits on because y'all can't be doing this.
- 6:12Speaker 1: When you talk about culture shift all time. He got
- 6:15Speaker 1: to be top five, he gotta be number one. I
- 6:20Speaker 1: don't think anything Jordan's Jordan's probably won.
- 6:23Speaker 3: Yeah, Jordan one.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Yeah, because he shifted the culture beyond the game.
- 6:31Speaker 2: Okay, I'm thinking black culture, you're thinking the culture of
- 6:34Speaker 2: the NBA.
- 6:35Speaker 1: Think about sports period.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Okay, I'll give you that.
- 6:38Speaker 2: Jordan was when they went from Lakers versus Celtics to
- 6:42Speaker 2: Jordans Jordan's Bulls versus Magic's Lakers.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Jordan changed everything. He changed, He changed endorsements, he changed marketing,
- 6:49Speaker 1: He changed so much.
- 6:51Speaker 2: I believe if he wasn't, if his logo wasn't a
- 6:54Speaker 2: Nike shoe already like so successful, they would make him
- 6:57Speaker 2: the logo of the NBA. But because it was, it's
- 7:00Speaker 2: too commercialized. They're like, we can't add to Jerry West here.
- 7:06Speaker 2: He ain't gonna sell no shoes with that. But Jordan's
- 7:09Speaker 2: logo it's so iconic. But yeah, he he is the blueprint.
- 7:14Speaker 2: He's the reason people have signature shoes while they get
- 7:16Speaker 2: paid royalties for sure. All right, athleticism, it's my turn
- 7:21Speaker 2: to go first. Yeah, Vince Carter jumped over somebody during
- 7:25Speaker 2: the game. I was watching that game and the man
- 7:29Speaker 2: was seven foot tall. I don't know what else you
- 7:31Speaker 2: can do.
- 7:33Speaker 1: This card has done.
- 7:33Speaker 3: He jumped over a man Tony in a game in.
- 7:39Speaker 2: The Olympics off of a steal. He caught it and
- 7:43Speaker 2: he jumped over somebody. The dude was like, you don't know.
- 7:48Speaker 2: Nobody knows that you can do that. Frederick Weiss.
- 7:52Speaker 3: Frederick Weiss. I only remember his name because Vince Carter
- 7:57Speaker 3: jumped over him.
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- 10:14Speaker 4: I can't argue with you, all right, So I'm looking
- 10:19Speaker 4: at two. I'm going on the more recent side of
- 10:22Speaker 4: the two is between Westbrook and d Rose. For me,
- 10:26Speaker 4: crime d Rose before he got hurt Russell Westbrook, Uh.
- 10:32Speaker 3: That's tough. Yeah, I'd love to see d Rose career.
- 10:37Speaker 1: He never got.
- 10:39Speaker 3: Like my soul.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Two things he had against him injuries and being in
- 10:44Speaker 2: the East with Lebron because those boys.
- 10:47Speaker 3: As a Bulls fan, I know he was the potential.
- 10:55Speaker 2: He was doing stuff that he because he wasn't huge,
- 11:00Speaker 2: but he was both quick and fast. Yes, he and
- 11:05Speaker 2: was improving, was improving, it was dunking hard.
- 11:09Speaker 1: Yes, his dunks were my favorite to see his dunks
- 11:13Speaker 1: look so Chris, Yes, yes and clean. I'm gonna go
- 11:17Speaker 1: d rolls for Chicago d Rose.
- 11:21Speaker 3: All right, passing, I think it's your first.
- 11:23Speaker 1: Now passing, Okay, see you over there, John stopping.
- 11:29Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
- 11:31Speaker 1: You know we had tremendous passes though, Irving, Magic Johnson.
- 11:36Speaker 3: I love it.
- 11:36Speaker 1: I'm going Magic Johnson. His passes were incredible.
- 11:40Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna use my same player twice card here.
- 11:43Speaker 3: We need what we building in.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, keep it all different.
- 11:49Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep it all different.
- 11:50Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go k oh.
- 11:53Speaker 2: Actually nope, just flair. Jason Williams, oh White chap watching
- 12:03Speaker 2: Jason Williams as Actually no, oh because he no Steve
- 12:13Speaker 2: Jason Kidd Okay, Jason Kidd Okay, Yeah. I love Jason Willims,
- 12:19Speaker 2: but Jason Kidd has a long been my sturdy and consistent.
- 12:23Speaker 3: I'm gonna get them ballhere. Jason Williams.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Yeah, and John Stockton was so many of his pastors.
- 12:27Speaker 2: Just picking roll past the Karl Malone he shoots.
- 12:29Speaker 1: On the from the Middle City, San.
- 12:33Speaker 3: Up.
- 12:34Speaker 2: John Stockton, man, shut the hell up, and I hate
- 12:36Speaker 2: spoken he was here, you go, just I just hate
- 12:39Speaker 2: everything about the jazz. I'm not thinking, don't like the jazz. John,
- 12:42Speaker 2: I hate Jeff Hornisack Ulstra, Tag, Jerry Sloan, Karl Malone,
- 12:47Speaker 2: Ryan Russell.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Over the time I saw them, I'm like, it's just
- 12:51Speaker 1: certain teams that just turn me off.
- 12:53Speaker 2: The ain't no jazz. When y'all moving team from New Orleans,
- 12:56Speaker 2: y'all should have left.
- 12:57Speaker 1: The name should have been Utah Mormons. The Utah behives.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Wherever they got those Utah Salt, Utah racism, the Utah City,
- 13:07Speaker 1: Utah Mountain Peaks, the Utah, Utah State.
- 13:13Speaker 2: We're the Utah State Basketball. And it's just the logo,
- 13:17Speaker 2: just the just the Utah.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Nothing else. They're playing Utah to night, let's tune in,
- 13:25Speaker 1: and it's just it's all they got is Utah.
- 13:27Speaker 2: We are the Utah Delta's second hub, Salt Lake City Airport.
- 13:33Speaker 1: The Sodiums, the Utah Sodius, Utah College.
- 13:39Speaker 3: They're called the Utah Utes.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Trash.
- 13:43Speaker 3: We are the Utah used, Utah Big Love. We're the
- 13:47Speaker 3: Utah alphabet.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Man.
- 13:50Speaker 3: I hate everything Utah has producing. Nothing of it. I
- 13:53Speaker 3: still don't.
- 13:53Speaker 4: Like seeing Utah and the postseason and they're always good.
- 13:58Speaker 3: Greg usteron tag get out.
- 14:01Speaker 1: Of always making it to the postseason.
- 14:03Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you toss salt. Change your name now you
- 14:06Speaker 2: ain't got nothing to do with jazz.
- 14:08Speaker 3: The sodium chlorided.
- 14:10Speaker 1: That's funny, all right?
- 14:13Speaker 3: Defense defense? Who's who's I think it's on you?
- 14:18Speaker 1: Defense?
- 14:19Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 14:19Speaker 1: Dennis Ridman mm hm hm hmm. Dennis Ridman was all defense,
- 14:27Speaker 1: all defense and cocaine with a good time leg kicks.
- 14:33Speaker 1: He always kicked out.
- 14:34Speaker 3: When he went up for the rebound he gave.
- 14:36Speaker 1: He was a menace, man.
- 14:37Speaker 3: I mean it's a perfect nick. He was fearless. He
- 14:40Speaker 3: feared no one.
- 14:41Speaker 2: That picture of him diving flat out everything, What did
- 14:47Speaker 2: you doing?
- 14:48Speaker 1: Embraced for nothing?
- 14:49Speaker 2: Kick the cameraman and the balls. How guy's at work, man,
- 14:53Speaker 2: what are you kicking him for? He's he's working.
- 14:56Speaker 4: He has shag so ruffled, taking full elbows and arms
- 15:01Speaker 4: strings on shacks with no fear, zero field.
- 15:07Speaker 3: I'm going Ben Wallace.
- 15:10Speaker 2: Was undersize, and those those Piston teams still to this day,
- 15:16Speaker 2: I cannot believe they won those ships. They No team
- 15:22Speaker 2: has ever represented the city more than the Detroit Piston
- 15:26Speaker 2: championship team. Both the bad Boys and the other one
- 15:30Speaker 2: represent Detroit basketball team. Y'all gonna take on the Moniker and.
- 15:36Speaker 3: The hard Absolutely.
- 15:38Speaker 2: We trained in the back at it.
- 15:44Speaker 3: Bush with the nose dunk.
- 15:46Speaker 1: They're the only basketball team you walk on. They practice court.
- 15:50Speaker 1: They got heavy bags all.
- 15:51Speaker 3: Over the court.
- 15:52Speaker 1: They got frozen cow slabs and hides and there. That's
- 15:57Speaker 1: what they practiced against.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Lo Ben Wallace was like six seven playing center. Rashid
- 16:04Speaker 2: Wallace was tall taller than.
- 16:06Speaker 3: Him, but he felt like he was eight.
- 16:08Speaker 1: Now, oh my god.
- 16:10Speaker 3: Yeah he could play beast. That's good. He could because
- 16:13Speaker 3: he got the same bill as Hanks.
- 16:17Speaker 1: No blue put him on the lab coat like so, Hank.
- 16:22Speaker 3: Ben Wallace is beaf. He's just strong. We don't You
- 16:25Speaker 3: don't imagine he's blue? All right? Last one is i Q.
- 16:32Speaker 1: That's on you, right?
- 16:33Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 16:33Speaker 1: Man, who's left basketball?
- 16:35Speaker 3: IQ?
- 16:40Speaker 2: Oh?
- 16:41Speaker 3: I haven't used Kobe? Can I not use the Kobe? Yeah?
- 16:44Speaker 1: Wait?
- 16:44Speaker 3: I thought we couldn't use the same people nobody period.
- 16:47Speaker 3: Yeah that's okay, okay.
- 16:50Speaker 1: I was avoiding everybody.
- 16:51Speaker 2: You had let me think, okay, okay, okay, because I
- 16:54Speaker 2: would go Jordan Lebron Kobe, who.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Is the smartest basketball player?
- 17:04Speaker 2: I want to take a quick break from the show
- 17:05Speaker 2: to talk about what are our sponsors better help? Listen,
- 17:08Speaker 2: this year has gone by so quickly. You know what
- 17:09Speaker 2: I'm proud of. I've been doing better at eating right
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- 18:30Speaker 1: Oh okay, now I'm gonna go yo kic Okay, I.
- 18:38Speaker 3: Think he's just he he exerts just enough energy to
- 18:41Speaker 3: do what he needs to do. Yeah, oh yeah, I c.
- 18:51Speaker 1: Oh.
- 18:52Speaker 3: John Rondo is a good. That's a good one. Reached
- 18:55Speaker 3: that super good?
- 18:56Speaker 1: That was going, Tim Duncan.
- 18:57Speaker 3: Tim Duncan's good. You'll get your.
- 18:59Speaker 1: Out Timmy Duncan Rondo. Yeah, let me go to Timothy Duncan. Oh,
- 19:04Speaker 1: there we go, man, that was a good time.
- 19:06Speaker 3: All right. Moving on Top ten most quotable movies. Okay,
- 19:14Speaker 3: now I know what you're thinking. Comedy is gonna ran Supreme.
- 19:19Speaker 2: But there's a lot of movies that are not comedies
- 19:22Speaker 2: that I quote, absolutely a lot.
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- 20:47Speaker 3: up to.
- 20:47Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Anchor Man.
- 20:49Speaker 3: No dang.
- 20:51Speaker 1: I love Anchor Man. Quotable City. You stay classy San
- 20:55Speaker 1: Diego sixty sixty percent of the time. It works. Every
- 20:59Speaker 1: time that escalated, escalated quickly. Brick killed the guy with
- 21:05Speaker 1: the tray. Yeah. I love Man Glass.
- 21:12Speaker 2: Emotional that first time I watched Jack Black kick that.
- 21:17Speaker 1: Oh my god, man bruising. Well, now this is happening.
- 21:22Speaker 3: It was the way he marched to the edge of
- 21:24Speaker 3: the bridge.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Just kick kick Baxter off the bridge, my friend Baxter here.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what you love. Well, now this is happening.
- 21:37Speaker 1: I love anger Man. Anger Man called me by the flag.
- 21:40Speaker 1: I was really surprised how much I like him. I
- 21:42Speaker 1: didn't think I was gonna like it.
- 21:44Speaker 2: Man.
- 21:44Speaker 3: I was like, Yo, this is it's depleat. It's you're
- 21:51Speaker 3: just saying that I love laugh all right, mine. I
- 22:00Speaker 3: don't know if you would have said this, but it's okay.
- 22:03Speaker 2: Nacho libre, okay, love natcho, especially.
- 22:14Speaker 3: A cord for later. Right now.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Hey, I need some sweet.
- 22:22Speaker 3: He's dead.
- 22:22Speaker 2: Guy's duties Brothers This is the worst lunch I've ever had.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Where the cheers, where the spice. I even have been
- 22:33Speaker 2: baptized because I believe in science.
- 22:36Speaker 5: Okay, I love natural libre. Man, you are pros. Now
- 22:42Speaker 5: I've got to lose it. I want to wear when
- 22:45Speaker 5: Jack Black kicked the wall right now?
- 22:51Speaker 3: Oh, my people might think you are flucy.
- 22:57Speaker 1: No cheek, sir though.
- 22:58Speaker 2: Oh I love that movie man, not you.
- 23:03Speaker 3: Where's the new trip that my powers? Ah? All right,
- 23:11Speaker 3: I love that movie. Okay, you're off.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Talk Okay, I'm gonna uh, I'm gonna go happy gil More.
- 23:18Speaker 1: Oh damn, that's a good one, Happy gil Moore.
- 23:20Speaker 3: Man, that's a good one.
- 23:22Speaker 1: My fingers hurt. What my fingers hurt? But now your
- 23:26Speaker 1: back's gonna hurt because you just pull landscaping duty. You're
- 23:30Speaker 1: in my world now, Grandma. Yeah, n he was so nice.
- 23:37Speaker 3: Door.
- 23:38Speaker 4: He's like, you get me a glass of warm milk.
- 23:41Speaker 4: I get you a warm glass and shut the hell up.
- 23:47Speaker 4: Shoot him gavin you pieces of ship like you for breakfast?
- 23:50Speaker 4: You eat pieces of ship for breakfast. No shooters too,
- 23:59Speaker 4: and now shoot us. I'm not gonna let my red
- 24:01Speaker 4: at the top be RealMed by.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Some freak side shoe clown. You just call me a freak.
- 24:08Speaker 1: I love happy man. The price is.
- 24:10Speaker 3: Wrong, bucker. When he rolls back up straight up, he
- 24:17Speaker 3: was boxing straight.
- 24:18Speaker 1: He was piecing his mouth.
- 24:19Speaker 3: Man, Is that what up? Carl Webbers had his hand, yeah.
- 24:24Speaker 1: Shoves his hands.
- 24:27Speaker 3: His hand.
- 24:28Speaker 1: He got me.
- 24:29Speaker 4: I got one of the danced his eyes and he
- 24:31Speaker 4: was putting his hand on the glass like.
- 24:35Speaker 1: Man, happy gil More Happy.
- 24:40Speaker 3: All right, I'm going talladegger knight. Oh.
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- 26:10Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing all comet Yeah, we rather just make it.
- 26:14Speaker 1: Let's just stick to the comedy.
- 26:16Speaker 3: When Michael Clark Duncan when Ricky Bobby had then.
- 26:24Speaker 2: Don't you do that, Ricky, I have of their half.
- 26:33Speaker 2: When the kids was at the dinner table, Dog Ricky Bobby.
- 26:41Speaker 3: He said, you're the one that told me if you're
- 26:43Speaker 3: not first or last.
- 26:44Speaker 2: It was like, well, I was high, man, you could
- 26:46Speaker 2: be second, third, Hell, you could be for.
- 26:52Speaker 3: He was living his whole life by stopped at one centing.
- 26:55Speaker 1: The way they talked was so good in that movie Man,
- 26:58Speaker 1: the whole, the whole, The cut Tree Vine was just,
- 27:01Speaker 1: oh my god, comedy.
- 27:03Speaker 3: I'm gonna jump on you like a spider.
- 27:08Speaker 1: Shaking bake bake, shaking, back shaking bank.
- 27:11Speaker 2: Even when I still do this when I'm on red carpon,
- 27:13Speaker 2: so I'm like, I don't know what to do with
- 27:14Speaker 2: my hand.
- 27:14Speaker 1: Oh man, I never know.
- 27:16Speaker 2: I love the scene where I forgot Sasha Baron Cohen's
- 27:20Speaker 2: character's name. But when they were at the pool table,
- 27:23Speaker 2: he was like, say you like cramps. He's like, nah,
- 27:26Speaker 2: I could say I like the little thing pancake.
- 27:28Speaker 3: Oh, those are crapes. But if I say that, You're
- 27:30Speaker 3: gonna mean craps. He's like, I'll break your heart.
- 27:36Speaker 1: Breaking stupid.
- 27:43Speaker 2: Oh my god, I said, if you say, if I
- 27:47Speaker 2: say I like them pancas, you're gonna no mean crapes
- 27:49Speaker 2: and br You gonna know what I mean, y'all, y'all
- 27:52Speaker 2: recorded that, y'all recorded.
- 27:56Speaker 1: That, that's so funny.
- 27:58Speaker 3: All right, you're up.
- 27:59Speaker 1: I'm gonna go.
- 28:00Speaker 3: I'm gonna just keep it all coming, keep it all comedy.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Man.
- 28:03Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't get right. I'm the pad,
- 28:08Speaker 1: I'm the bad the boom boom room up.
- 28:13Speaker 3: When geez.
- 28:18Speaker 6: I thought that what you say, ain't give no mother
- 28:23Speaker 6: one of my toes in the bottle t Yeah, for sure,
- 28:30Speaker 6: I'm gonna go.
- 28:34Speaker 2: I quote this a lot dumb and dumber. I quote
- 28:39Speaker 2: dumb and dumber man. I mean, Melissa was just talking
- 28:41Speaker 2: about this. We were out somewhere. It was cold, and
- 28:44Speaker 2: lord and Lloyd was like, the way what your hair
- 28:48Speaker 2: is like? Man, My hands are caught. It's like glove.
- 28:51Speaker 2: My other pair of gloves. My han's are sweaty. It's
- 28:55Speaker 2: like you have two pair of gloves.
- 28:56Speaker 3: It was like, it's a man.
- 29:02Speaker 1: He had two gloves on the old time gloves on
- 29:05Speaker 1: the whole time our pets.
- 29:07Speaker 3: Had the bunny.
- 29:09Speaker 1: You want to hear the most annoying sound ever.
- 29:14Speaker 3: That scene in the.
- 29:15Speaker 2: Car knock yeah yeah, bird, yeah yeah.
- 29:25Speaker 3: He thought they were torturing you.
- 29:28Speaker 1: He was in the middle of that.
- 29:29Speaker 3: Dog I really know.
- 29:30Speaker 2: Lie just looked up the scene and he was like, Mary,
- 29:33Speaker 2: come on, just shoot to be straight.
- 29:35Speaker 7: What are the chances a guy like a girl like
- 29:38Speaker 7: you know, a girl like me, and a guy like
- 29:40Speaker 7: you whatever to get together. She's like it just really slim.
- 29:43Speaker 7: He's like, come on, I came a long way. What
- 29:45Speaker 7: do you think it is? She was like ten in one.
- 29:48Speaker 7: She was like, more like a million in one.
- 29:50Speaker 1: He was like, so he's saying, so, you're saying this
- 29:53Speaker 1: is a chance his teeth. I still say, you're saying
- 29:57Speaker 1: there's a chin.
- 29:58Speaker 3: Big gumps. Huh. Well, see you later. I still say
- 30:03Speaker 3: that anytimes something's awkward. I'm just like, see you later.
- 30:07Speaker 3: All right, love it more.
- 30:09Speaker 1: Tom, I'm gonna keep it fairly brothers and go there
- 30:12Speaker 1: something about Mary.
- 30:13Speaker 3: You love that more?
- 30:16Speaker 1: He was the Franks, He was master bad Egg. Why
- 30:21Speaker 1: did he Why did he say that on the block?
- 30:24Speaker 1: Why did he say that on the whole blood? Seven
- 30:27Speaker 1: minute abs? That's the number of seven not eight minute abs.
- 30:35Speaker 3: That's the number Warren.
- 30:37Speaker 1: Oh my god, Frank said, bags he was outside the door.
- 30:42Speaker 1: And listen, Frank saying, man, he was in the community
- 30:46Speaker 1: when they come outside on the stretcher. He was master badge.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Why was he telling the block? Why was he telling
- 30:53Speaker 1: the whole block?
- 30:55Speaker 3: Keith David as the dam Why did he.
- 30:57Speaker 1: Get look and what this numb nuts did?
- 31:03Speaker 3: Holy ship?
- 31:10Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's just something about married. They don't novery.
- 31:19Speaker 1: I'm always singing that.
- 31:20Speaker 2: Soon I'm gonna go, man, these are to tough ones.
- 31:24Speaker 2: Patreon is saying, both of the ones. I was thinking.
- 31:26Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of what I say. I've made
- 31:27Speaker 3: your pain.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Or sister act two back in the habit those I
- 31:32Speaker 2: really be singing. I still say the choir and the
- 31:34Speaker 2: competition are out. I'll tell you what I had.
- 31:36Speaker 3: Left those two and step brothers. Oh my god. That scene.
- 31:42Speaker 2: I think her name is Catherine Han. What she tells
- 31:45Speaker 2: she tells it Will Ferrell or John c Riley. She
- 31:48Speaker 2: tells John cy Ridley, I wish I could follow you
- 31:50Speaker 2: up and put you from my Vagina's be so warmer.
- 31:53Speaker 3: I could just feel you.
- 31:55Speaker 1: Damn.
- 31:56Speaker 3: Remember that.
- 31:59Speaker 2: Model she had them on the side of the house,
- 32:04Speaker 2: think about you put you in my vagina.
- 32:07Speaker 3: That scene where they're driving he makes the family.
- 32:09Speaker 1: Singing step brothers.
- 32:12Speaker 2: No, because I'm talking about what I quoted my own life.
- 32:19Speaker 3: It's probably sister act too.
- 32:22Speaker 2: That yeah, because I'd be saying, if you want to
- 32:26Speaker 2: be something about it, if you want to go, you
- 32:28Speaker 2: didn't watch this tract too. Man, you don't get it.
- 32:30Speaker 2: You're not back in the half it. But I be
- 32:32Speaker 2: singing this stuff more than anything, any.
- 32:33Speaker 3: Songs, huh.
- 32:35Speaker 1: I say these songs that counts as quote.
- 32:38Speaker 3: You only talk about words pretty much, all right, all.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Right, because songs is a cheeko.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Okay, fine, fine, fine, I say go to God Chrispy
- 32:47Speaker 2: all the time. But there's more songs than anything, for sure.
- 32:51Speaker 1: It's the same too, ain't quotable? Now you stuck? Can
- 33:01Speaker 1: what those shrinking there?
- 33:03Speaker 3: I love that. I love striking dynamite, Napoleon Dynamoe. Ah,
- 33:08Speaker 3: now we're cooking, Uncle Rico.
- 33:10Speaker 1: You got you got too, with the same film makeup
- 33:13Speaker 1: and the Jared Hess.
- 33:15Speaker 2: Napoleon love Napoleon Dynamite that he didn't want to give me.
- 33:26Speaker 2: The dude kicked the tantor tots in the cargo pockets.
- 33:31Speaker 2: I'm hungry, fix yourself a dang craydilla. Fine, Uncle Rico,
- 33:36Speaker 2: I throw this clear over that mountain.
- 33:38Speaker 3: Hit through the steak.
- 33:43Speaker 1: Was so random and funny.
- 33:45Speaker 3: Though your mom goes to college? Nice? Why would you?
- 33:50Speaker 2: Why would you say that as an insult, that your
- 33:52Speaker 2: mom goes to college.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Once you throw mom's in there is automatically an insult,
- 33:56Speaker 1: No matter what you just said. You know what I'm saying,
- 34:00Speaker 1: mom goes to college. Your mom is healthy? Oh hold on, man, listen,
- 34:04Speaker 1: who you talking to? Like that? What'd you say?
- 34:07Speaker 3: Your mom? Oh? My god. Melissa did not like that
- 34:11Speaker 3: movie at first.
- 34:12Speaker 2: I get it, but it grew on her. I would
- 34:15Speaker 2: just not stop watching. It was so funny to me, man,
- 34:18Speaker 2: that's nothing, nothing's happening.
- 34:20Speaker 1: That, nothing is happening in that movie. But it's just
- 34:22Speaker 1: so good ass time.
- 34:24Speaker 3: All right, here we go. Quotable comedy, quotable comedy. You're
- 34:27Speaker 3: going to do another one with? Yeah, because this is stuff.
- 34:32Speaker 2: Friday Coming to America, Anchorman, Natural Libre, Happy, Gilmore, Talladega, Knights, Life,
- 34:37Speaker 2: Dumb and Dummer, something about Mary and Napoleon, Dynamite. We
- 34:40Speaker 2: got time for six Degrees of Separation Tony Baker, if
- 34:44Speaker 2: you're watching it the first time. We try to get
- 34:46Speaker 2: two actors or actresses from different worlds in the movie industry,
- 34:53Speaker 2: Tony's got to connect them with six movies or less.
- 34:55Speaker 3: No TV, no animated work, no animated work. All right,
- 35:02Speaker 3: take your roes off. I don't know, I don't know.
- 35:04Speaker 1: Just Donald Sutherland and Tupac have at its own.
- 35:08Speaker 3: Damn.
- 35:09Speaker 2: Keep for Sutherland, it's his son. Didn't even dawn on
- 35:12Speaker 2: me for a long time. No, didn't even dawn.
- 35:15Speaker 3: Wow. I mean where I should have been known that
- 35:20Speaker 3: the last name should have gave it away.
- 35:23Speaker 1: Sutherland is not.
- 35:24Speaker 3: It's not a name. It's not a run of the
- 35:26Speaker 3: middle name. And they have similarities in.
- 35:28Speaker 1: The Donald Sutherland and Tupac. Huh Okay.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Tupac's good because he had a short movie history, enough
- 35:36Speaker 2: movies that I don't know, Damny, Donald Southern movie you
- 35:40Speaker 2: got already?
- 35:41Speaker 1: I might have it. Let's see. Let me do this correctly.
- 35:48Speaker 1: Uh oh, there we go.
- 35:54Speaker 3: Wait, Donald Sutherland, Tupac.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Okay, so wait I just lost Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Tupac was in Gridlocked with Tim Roth, who was in
- 36:11Speaker 1: Reservoir Dogs with no no, no, I'm gonna do it quicker.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Tim Roth was in Pope Fiction, who was in Wait,
- 36:29Speaker 1: I just lost my train thought, Okay, here we go,
- 36:30Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay. Tupac was in Gridlock with Tim Roth,
- 36:34Speaker 1: who was in Pope Fiction with Christopher Walkin, who was
- 36:38Speaker 1: in The Deer Hunter with Robert de Niro, who was
- 36:40Speaker 1: in back Draft with Donald Southern.
- 36:43Speaker 2: There we go, The Deer Hunter, The Deer Hunter. I
- 36:48Speaker 2: have no proof that that's I'm just saying I have
- 36:54Speaker 2: never heard of that film. That's why I can't play
- 36:56Speaker 2: this game.
- 36:57Speaker 1: This is a great film. Yeah, that's good.
- 37:00Speaker 2: Thank y'all for tuning in to the Boll Brothers Podcast.
- 37:03Speaker 2: We'll be here every Tuesday. If you want to suggest
- 37:06Speaker 2: stuff to us in the comments, we'll be coming through
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- 37:10Speaker 2: actual Patreon thing, not on these And if you're down
- 37:13Speaker 2: on the Patreon, we'll see you next week if you are.
- 37:15Speaker 2: We got the last episode. We're shooting day we We
- 37:17Speaker 2: ain't even take a break. No, man, I ain't moved,
- 37:19Speaker 2: Tony ain't move.
- 37:20Speaker 1: I ain't got up since since we've been doing this
- 37:23Speaker 1: four hourbum, four hour straight peed on myself me a
- 37:26Speaker 1: great time