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Tales From the Anesthesiologist - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 104 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Today.
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  Speaker 4: It is March eighth, It is Wednesday, and it is
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  Speaker 4: also five forty four pm Women's History, Women's History Day
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  Speaker 4: or no Women's International Love.
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  Speaker 1: Your Day or something like that like that.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out and she shout out yeah, shout out Greenwich
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  Speaker 4: Stunberg or whatever her name.
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  Speaker 1: Is, shout out fucking Mark Village. I uh Stunberg.
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  Speaker 4: The thing is, I want to uh, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 4: in Toronto next week, March seventeenth through the twenty or
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  Speaker 4: through the nineteenth. March seventeen, the eighteenth, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 4: in Toronto, say Toronto. I'm gonna be in Toronto. There
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  Speaker 4: you go, March seventeenth and eighteenth. The tickets are actually
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  Speaker 4: almost sold out, so get tickets to that. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: be in Moontower Comedy Festival for people asking about that,
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  Speaker 4: to get tickets to that. Me and Ron are actually
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  Speaker 4: gonna be doing a show there, I think on the
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  Speaker 4: twenty first of April of April. And that is you're
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  Speaker 4: just gonna have to wait for the tickets to come
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  Speaker 4: out for that. I don't know when they come out.
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  Speaker 4: And then me and Francis Ellis Barstool Favorite are gonna
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  Speaker 4: be doing Cobs Comedy Club in San Francisco April twenty
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  Speaker 4: eighth and twenty ninth, four shows, and then I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: be in Detroit, Michigan on the nineteenth and the twentieth,
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  Speaker 4: the House of Comedy, And then I believe on the
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  Speaker 4: eighteenth of March, I'm gonna be in like Cleveland, Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: The fuck but Sas did just recently set the record
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  Speaker 1: of most dudes to shit themselves in the audience from
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  Speaker 1: laughing so hard I did.
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  Speaker 4: Where am I gonna be?
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  Speaker 1: These guys are launching themselves off their chair from shitting
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  Speaker 1: themselves so forcefully that they fucking hell yeah, skyrocketing into
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  Speaker 1: the outer space. Absolutely Bezos' brother. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be at Hilarities Comedy Club, Cleveland, Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: Great spot March May.
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  Speaker 4: I fucking love it there May eighteenth, and I'm only
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  Speaker 4: doing one show there, and then I'm going to Detroit
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  Speaker 4: and I'm doing four shows in Detroit. All those tickets
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  Speaker 4: are gonna sell out, So make sure you get them.
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  Speaker 4: Toronto is very close to being sold out. So if
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  Speaker 4: you want your tickets and you hear this tomorrow, get
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  Speaker 4: them soon. Anyways. Also, all of those tickets can be
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  Speaker 4: found on Little sasquatchwebsite dot com.
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  Speaker 1: God damn, that's a bad name.
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  Speaker 4: Little Sasquatch website dot com, and that all of that
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  Speaker 4: can be found there.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way it was taken. Little Sasquatch itself was
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  Speaker 1: definitely just fine. Oh, it was taken.
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  Speaker 4: They asked me if I wanted to like a little
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  Speaker 4: Sasquatch with a bunch of numbers, and then they're like,
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  Speaker 4: what about Little Sasquatch website? And I was like, that
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  Speaker 4: sounds ideal. No.
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  Speaker 1: I used to own Rone dot com dot com for
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  Speaker 1: like ten years. Really yeah, Rone dot com dot com,
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  Speaker 1: Rone dot com dot com.
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  Speaker 4: Why did you give it up?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's so fucking expensive, it's it turns into
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  Speaker 1: a bidding war. I used to work for a dude
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  Speaker 1: that owned I had to paid you nine.
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  Speaker 4: Hundred dollars for Little Sasquatch. Sas for Little sasquatchwebsite dot com.
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  Speaker 4: You got fucking rob But no, I was like I
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  Speaker 4: had to pay the du that like made the website,
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  Speaker 4: it was the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: I used to work for a dude that owned New
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  Speaker 1: York dot com, and he would like talk about it
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  Speaker 1: like it was the fucking like it was the biggest
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  Speaker 1: piece of real estate on the internet, like twenty million
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  Speaker 1: dollars for New York dot com.
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  Speaker 4: New York dot com is a is a big one
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  Speaker 4: that I thought that would be like New York magazine,
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  Speaker 4: like the New Yorker.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't even think it is, Like I don't
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  Speaker 1: even think he's sold it yet. So I think New
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  Speaker 1: York dot Com still goes to like a website like
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  Speaker 1: a Hodgepodge website where you can buy like hats and
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  Speaker 1: canvases and like stupid ass shit. Let's see what New York.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever had a website?
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever?
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  Speaker 4: Did you ever make a website by yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Run dot com dot com?
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  Speaker 4: Bro, don't like Colm dot com. I made a website
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  Speaker 4: when I was young. I made like I tried to
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  Speaker 4: make like a video game blog.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, and I was.
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  Speaker 4: I used some weird like off like go Daddy type
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  Speaker 4: website to do it.
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  Speaker 1: But was it successful?
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  Speaker 4: It was very successful? Yeah, Now it failed. I was
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  Speaker 4: like I was like five when I made it.
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  Speaker 1: When I was trying to get hired by barschool. Originally
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  Speaker 1: I made a tumbler called like trouble Bubble, and I
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  Speaker 1: fucking misspelled some of the words so it was impossible
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  Speaker 1: to search for. But I was like, they're like, you
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  Speaker 1: need to post seven blogs a day to get on Barstool.
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  Speaker 1: So I was up there, like blog and like literally
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  Speaker 1: seven times a day about like the most recent Bear story,
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  Speaker 1: like yeah, Bear is on the loose in Maine.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, It's so funny how the blog used to be
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  Speaker 4: such like the biggest part of barstool and now it's like,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's still as big, but it's not it's
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  Speaker 4: not like what you like, barstool.
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  Speaker 1: Used to be a blog, yeah, only yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And it's like, dude, they still do on like the barstool,
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  Speaker 4: right it They still post like the blog drafts and
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  Speaker 4: like one dude will post a blog and get voted,
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  Speaker 4: like it'll be like it'll be like a like a
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  Speaker 4: trial blog.
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  Speaker 1: Oh people trying out for barstol and.
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  Speaker 4: Was trying out for barstool, and like they used to
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  Speaker 4: do that like a long time ago, and now they
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  Speaker 4: still it's still like an automated post that they do,
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  Speaker 4: and they uh, they'll they'll post it like every now
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  Speaker 4: and then on the bar. Still read it, and one
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  Speaker 4: dude will post and it just gets like thirty down votes.
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  Speaker 1: Do you ever get people sending new blogs? Probably? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do too, and it's like, uh, they sucks. So
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  Speaker 1: I've never trying to read it. The only time I've
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  Speaker 1: ever read.
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  Speaker 4: The only blogs I've ever read fully are kb's blogs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but even those, like, I've read them, but
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  Speaker 4: I don't read the full thing, right, but they're hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: Too many big words, too many big words. So I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't go to fucking Harvard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't the lightest. It's like, bro, just chill. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I write a short sent understand words big normal words. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: stacking words on top of each other. I'm pretty fucked up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We were just at the pretty drunk right now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty hammered.
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  Speaker 1: We were just at the bar across I'm looking at you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm seeing three of you right now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Same, I had five drinks at the bar and now
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  Speaker 4: I'm on my sixth.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're lyddy again. Yeah again?
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  Speaker 4: What was that song hoping the Cooper again.
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  Speaker 1: Well, who had that song? Was that Meek Mill or No,
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  Speaker 1: that was Trey Songs or something like that.
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  Speaker 6: It was Liddy or was.
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  Speaker 1: It Laddy again? Liddy again? We get Liddy again again.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I was Meek Mills, man, I know, meet
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  Speaker 1: Mills good. We were just across the street at the
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  Speaker 1: bar uh opposite the Barsel offices, just like talking to.
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  Speaker 4: Like an anesthesiologist, and we talked to him for had
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  Speaker 4: to have been two hours.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, I'm an anesthesiologist. I was like, you
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  Speaker 1: got any extra yeah, yeah, yeah. He loved that line,
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  Speaker 1: you got any bonus anesthesia, because I'll fucking take it.
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  Speaker 4: It was one of those dudes that was at a
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  Speaker 4: bar by himself and he was waiting to he was
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  Speaker 4: waiting to chime in because I could tell he kept
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  Speaker 4: on looking at us and he was waiting for the
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  Speaker 4: moment to chime in. And he found and he finally
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  Speaker 4: found it when I was saying that I was in
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  Speaker 4: Albany and you were like, what is that like two
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  Speaker 4: hours away? And he comes in He's like, it's actually
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  Speaker 4: three hours away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And thenage and then we just told her his
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  Speaker 1: whole life story. Yeah, he was a nice guy though.
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  Speaker 1: He was a cool guy, probably rich as hell.
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  Speaker 4: Oh dude, he said that he he's an he's an antiologist,
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  Speaker 4: which was already rich a shit ton of money. What
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  Speaker 4: was his wife?
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  Speaker 1: Ob gyn ob g y n. His daughter was an attorney, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she or she's an investment banker. I think yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: then the other one was an attorney. The other one
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  Speaker 1: was an attorney. They're just rich as fuck, and I
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  Speaker 1: think I said.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, you guys must have a pretty steady
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  Speaker 4: bankroll coming in and he was like.
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  Speaker 1: He was even like not enough. My wife is uh
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  Speaker 1: I just I just went down to twenty one weeks
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  Speaker 1: a year, but my wife's still working. Luckily, we got
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  Speaker 1: a pretty big house, so he was the man.
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  Speaker 4: He was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, luckily our house is pretty big. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, man, you got to get her to retire
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  Speaker 1: with you so you can hang out. He's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to work more. Yeah, he was to be
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  Speaker 1: alone in his big ass house. Bro.
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  Speaker 4: He was a cool guy. But yeah, we were like
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  Speaker 4: we kept on being like, oh wow, that's crazy. Only
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  Speaker 4: were twenty weeks a year, But we completely glanced over
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  Speaker 4: the fact that he said that.
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  Speaker 1: He worked thirty years.
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  Speaker 4: Before the thirty eight years yeah, and the twenty weeks
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  Speaker 4: a year became a thing this year.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we.
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  Speaker 4: Were like damn.
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  Speaker 1: I was like I got to get that job. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's fun right out. And then I was like your podcast, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what do you guys talk about? Nothing? Yeah, we don't
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  Speaker 1: do shit, Like, what do you talk about politics? Sports?
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  Speaker 1: We're like no, not. We were like putting down drinks.
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  Speaker 1: We were like putting no.
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  Speaker 4: We said, we were like, we're gonna go back and
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  Speaker 4: we're going to talk about this at the show. And
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  Speaker 4: because we told him we do a podcast and we
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  Speaker 4: were just like getting fucked up.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, what's a podcast? It's like old time you
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  Speaker 1: sit around your big old radio.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He was just old and fucking rich from Kentucky and
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  Speaker 1: shit like that. Talking about horse racing. It's uh, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking in one of these tequila high noons. I don't
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  Speaker 4: the fridge.
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  Speaker 1: Me and Mook talk about it all the time.
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  Speaker 4: When we're on stage we're about to go up home,
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  Speaker 4: we go, Dude, I feel like I'm going up and
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  Speaker 4: I'm big right now, Like you have like three beers,
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  Speaker 4: Like You're like, I'm a big guy on stage.
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  Speaker 1: Before he goes up, he's like, there's gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot of Harry up there. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But now it's like I go up and I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: and I have a couple of high noons, maybe a
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  Speaker 4: couple of Seltzer's or a vodka tonic, and I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I feel good A.
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  Speaker 1: Little narrow as yeah, sideways.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I'm not sucking in on stage.
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  Speaker 1: It's beers so gross for your stomach, but it's so good.
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  Speaker 1: Not just stomach, but like your side fat areas like
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  Speaker 1: if you have like fat resting on your belt, like
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  Speaker 1: if you have fat like dipping over your ship. If
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  Speaker 1: you look in the mirror and you like.
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  Speaker 4: Are like, yeah, I'm like a fun do they say,
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  Speaker 4: like that hourglass figure, I'm the opposite. It's like tight
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  Speaker 4: up here, and then once you get down to here,
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  Speaker 4: it just gets Why.
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  Speaker 1: What is that figure? The opposite of an hourglass? What
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  Speaker 1: do they call it?
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  Speaker 9: Like?
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  Speaker 4: They call like like baby like something hips, childbearing child
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  Speaker 4: bearing hips, child bearing hips.
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  Speaker 1: I have child bearing hips, but that's usually because of
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  Speaker 1: your skeleton, like your skeleton is so wide, not because
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  Speaker 1: the fat sitting on top of your skeleton has nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: Same Honestly, I'll like look at myself in the mirror
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  Speaker 1: and I can like pinch it back to where it's like,
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  Speaker 1: oh I look normal, I look big again, I look normal.
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  Speaker 1: I see.
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  Speaker 4: I can't do that with with my sides because my
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  Speaker 4: sides is it's it's not a ton of fat. It's
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  Speaker 4: mostly just like bone like about like the way that
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  Speaker 4: I'm actually built. It's like it's child bearing hips. But
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  Speaker 4: like I know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: You should go trands honestly, Like, bro, you.
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  Speaker 4: Should just bear have a trans body.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should bear children. Yeah, that's God telling you
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  Speaker 1: that you should bear children, that you should be in
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  Speaker 1: a drag show. Fucking popp You've ever seen a trans dick?
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  Speaker 1: This show is on?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, have you ever seen it?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen what it looks like?
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  Speaker 4: They like take they take, dude, they take skin like
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  Speaker 4: out of their thigh and they like they like roll
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  Speaker 4: it up like it's a fucking canoli and then they
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  Speaker 4: just stick the glitterists.
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  Speaker 1: At the top.
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  Speaker 4: I know, right, dude, there you sounds fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 1: There used to be a show on FX and it
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  Speaker 1: was called Nip Tuck and uh it was like about
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  Speaker 1: plastic surgeons or whatever. Yeah, and one time this dude
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  Speaker 1: on the show Nip Tuck like.
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  Speaker 4: Like a bat that sounds like a battle rapper name
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  Speaker 4: nip Talk. Sounds like that sounds like someone that you're
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  Speaker 4: about to battle Nip Talk.
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  Speaker 1: You'd like to get your It's a bit much, but
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  Speaker 1: like it was like a very avant garde show, like
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  Speaker 1: you probably like they were showing plastic surgery, but like
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  Speaker 1: not the nipple but like the rest of the boob.
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  Speaker 1: So like probably there's ten year olds jerking off to
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  Speaker 1: it and sit like that. In one episode of the show,
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  Speaker 1: the dude has sex with a girl and right afterwards
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  Speaker 1: he finds out that she's tranced and that she had
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  Speaker 1: and they explained on the show that she had her
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  Speaker 1: penis flipped inside of her body and turned into a
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  Speaker 1: vaginal canal. Yeah, it's like that's and I was ten
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  Speaker 1: years old jerking off to the show and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's what they fucking that's what they do.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't I don't know much about like the
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  Speaker 4: male transformation. I know that for the women.
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  Speaker 9: Oh my god, Yeah, no, what do you mean.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good dick. That's looks like that's a thick ass.
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  Speaker 4: That's a coke can dick.
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  Speaker 1: That's beautiful, actually massive cock. Well it's wide as hell,
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  Speaker 1: but fuck, but.
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  Speaker 4: That's what girls want. They want a wide dick on
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  Speaker 4: top of it.
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  Speaker 1: That's what girls want. They want to trans dude. The
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  Speaker 1: top of it is like this.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like it looks like a normal.
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  Speaker 1: Dick, but it looks like a vape pen There's no
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  Speaker 1: head to the dick.
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  Speaker 4: But you see where the skin is taken off from
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  Speaker 4: the thigh there's a.
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  Speaker 1: Clear mouthpiece, there's a clear place where it like a
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  Speaker 1: trumpet where you're.
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  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, crazy, but I know, but I've heard that
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  Speaker 4: like when you're a girl, they just like, dude, there's
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  Speaker 4: like some sort of like inject or, like some sort
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  Speaker 4: of surgery they give you that they just like extend
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  Speaker 4: the clitterist and it just becomes a penis, like I think,
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  Speaker 4: like a clitorist, right.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: No, No, it's like dude, the clip is just it's just
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: a penis that's just buried inside. Yeah. Yeah, it's like
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: a magician, a magician with like some ribbon who's just
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: like I was pulling out of his mouth.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: That's what the clitorist says. It's a dick, is it. Yeah,
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: So when you're eating pussy, you're sucking dick. Yes, and
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: that's what you're doing.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: So just come to grips with it that we're all
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: by and we're all trans, we're all trains and like
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: we just haven't unlocked it in us yet. And I
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: think I think that's dope. I think that that I
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: think it's I think it's dope as fuck. Like I
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: think that us being trans is hellic.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: Dude. So you've been to the stand. Obviously, you've I
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: guess you've performed at the stand. You've done you did
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Matt and Chain's podcast at the stand.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't call that performing.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Well, you've been up on the stage, so you know
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: the backdrop that dude, it's this comedian.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Named Mike di Stefano.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: He died, but he's uh related to Chris No no no,
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: And I was watching it. It was like they they
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: reposted some some document like mini documentary on the stand Instagram,
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: and he has this bit where he's like, dude, it's
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: so it's been in my head for days since I've
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: seen it. It's so funing funny.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: He's like, he's like, I walked into a gay bar
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: again on accident. Or he was like, I walked into
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: a gay bar on accident again. And then he's like
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: and a guy, a black dude came up to me
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: and he said, I want to do violent things with
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: your ass. And then he's like he's like, he told me,
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: he said I want to do violent things with your ass.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: That's how I knew. And then he's like then he's
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: like he's like, I'm trying to I'm trying to overcome
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: homophobia and racism at the same time, and he's like,
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: I can't do both those at once. The delivery of
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: his bit was like so it was like very like Norm,
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: like like Norm McDonald's dude. It was so it's been in.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: My head for like days, so fit how earworm just
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: gets stuck in there.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Just like the idea of being like I went into
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: a gay bar on accident again, like that that bit
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: is so funny.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is just a like precise way of saying that,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: You're yeah, it's so funny.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: I remember accidentally gone to a gay bar once.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Though, oh yeah, hundred up hundred times, but I've done
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: it before. When I used to live in Chicago, I
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: had a lot of gay friends, and they there was
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: like there was like some people that I was friends
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: with that were like gay, and those people some people
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: that I was friends with, they were like gay, like
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: really gay, like like very flamboyantly gay. Risk I was with,
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: I was with, I was with a kid that I
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: was like it was like me and this one other
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: dude and we were both like we're like we were
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: like the straight guys and the crew, and we were
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: like we started we were playing Call of Duty and
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: we were drinking and we were like pretty fucked up,
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: and we kind of got to like the pre game
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: and we were already like kind of getting hungover, and
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: one of the gay guys came up to us and
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: he was like, he was like, dude, he's like, you
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: guys got to come to this bar, like you're gonna
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: have so much fun. It's a blast. And I remember
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: like going there thinking it was just gonna be like
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: a dive bar, because that's like what we would we
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: would go to.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Dive bars a lot in Chicago.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: And I remember we went there and it was like
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: the gay like drag queens, like the gayest bar of
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: all time. Yeah, And I remember being there and I
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: was like, oh my god, dude, it's like what the
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: audience it was actually, I mean, dude, the gay bars
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: are a fucking blast.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: Especially if you drinks, especially if you're a dude.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Dude, I live right near the Duplex, is like one
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: of the most famous gay bars in the city, and.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I've Julius Julius, this is pretty big.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: It's not that famous though, it's like it's like the Duplex, Dude,
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Juliuses I live. I live near Juliuses and I and
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: I always walk by it and I'm like, dude, that
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: bar looks so fucking awesome. Dude, It's like it looks
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: like a dive bar that you see in a movie.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: But then you go in there, I'm like, Okay, it's
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: cash only. It's also it's only gay dudes.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: But it's dudes, Like they dudes know what a good
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: bar looks like. So it's if it's only dudes, you
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: know who doesn't know what a good bar looks like? Women? Women,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: they're they're like, oh, you're right, Like their idea of
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: a bar is like being in a fucking pretty act bar. Yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: but the fellas know what a good ass bark.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: And those guys you go there, you go there on
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: a street, Dude, you go there on a Tuesday, and
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: it's packed. Everything else is closed and that gay bar
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: is packed. But dude, I've been to the Duplex by myself.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: This was back when I was drinking, like really, like,
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: I know this is not going to be a good
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: representation of how much I drink now you used to,
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: but I know well when I was, like when I
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: first turned twenty one, I was getting fucked up all
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: the time, like by like I would that was my
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: big thing. When I turned twenty one, I was going
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: to bars by myself and I remember I was meeting
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: someone at the Duplex, but I didn't know it was
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: a gay bar, and I went in, and if you go,
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: when you go into the Duplex, it's kind of like
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: a karaoke, like a live karaoke, like when.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: They play like sick.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like they actually play like instruments and stuff, so
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: it's like real like music. And then you go upstairs
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: and it's a full on gay club and dude, I
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: had dudes spinning me, were spinning me around. No, and
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: I'm sipping fucking getting I asked for a guess.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I hit like a whole like, dude.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: I'm getting twirled around. Oh I got dipped multiple times.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Do they had guinnesses? I asked for a Guinness. They
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: didn't have guinness in a pinch. They gave it to
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: me in a bottle. And I'm sipping guinness in a
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: bottle and I'm getting twirled around by gay dudes and
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: it was like, I will never forget that. I was like,
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, this is like the most fun
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: I've ever had in my life. It was a blast
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: like those guys party you're in a goon pit.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like those.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Guys have a fucking Those guys will blast on your face.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: No, those guys have a fun.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Time for sure, because they're I mean it's they're like
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: the apex predator straight dudes, except for they love sex
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: with with men.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: They love sex with men. They they want to fuck
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: me when they see me, but I let them know.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, guys, by the way, I'm not gay.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then that's when they start twirling me, like
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: we'll say, let's give you a couple of dipsls and
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: then we'll see if you're gay.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Can we dizzy the gay?
• 20:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: And I whoa two twirls in. I'm like, let's some
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: sucking any I say.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Like, it's a tapeworm, like you could dizzy this straight
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: out of someone like al He's throwing up his straightness
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: and now he's fucking gays out.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: But the Duplex is a fucking fun time. I haven't
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: gone there in a while.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: My uh, I go to rehobe with beach with my
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: family owned vacant. What do you got? What are you about?
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: The show? To get it off your chest? Made Google
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: it and you have to see it. So there's that.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Looks more like a fucking it's all. That's like a cone.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Scroll down more because there's I only see a couple
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: of them. It looks like that dude in Philly that
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: had this.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: It looks like there's one clit dick ever, and they're
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: just showing the same pitch over and over again.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's wearing the same underwear.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Okay, so maybe I was completely wrong. I apologize to
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: the trans community because I don't think I know what we're.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Learning over here, and I'm just trying to educate myself.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: We're putting up and sitting down.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I'm just sitting my down. I'm sitting my white ass
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: down listening. We are, I'm sitting my ciss white ass
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: down and listening.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're fucking hetero ass down and fuck it listening.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: But uh, we went there. We we go to rehobe
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: with for family vacations, and a couple of years ago,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: me and my sister got in a fucking argument. They
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: like to play games and we were mucking up the game.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I was mucking up the game.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Have you ever you got so wait, like when you
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: got in like an argument with your sister. Was it
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: like detrimental to the relationship I got. I got in
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: a big argument with my sister that we didn't talk
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: for like three months.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: It was heated. Yeah, like we were everybody was sitting
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: down the next day like with massive apologies. Yeah. I
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: was like demanding apologies. I was like not enough, Yeah,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I apologize harder. Yeah. Yeah. Her husband's apologized. Oh yeah,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Like they're like it was like heated, Like I was instigating,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: getting under their skin as I can do. You know
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah, you know me. I'm going to ask.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: I would not want to be in argument with you
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: in the family at all.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, dude. I would not want to be about marriages, broge,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: having like a fucking argument sparring partner with just like
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: sharpening your sword.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, i'd imagine your wife is also kind of
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: like a hound in the arguments. I imagine you guys,
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: you guys combined against someone that's not that's not the
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: side that I want to know.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: She didn't. She didn't. She didn't link up with me,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: But my sister and her husband linked up on me,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: and they were like he was like bearing down on me.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, well, it looks like you're mad.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: I feel like even then the husband's going against you
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: like that, you gotta be like, fuck you, dude.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I mean well, and uh we we have a really
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: good relationship. And that was like one momentary blip on it.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: But afterwards I was like fucking pissed, like smoking weed outside. Yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: My dad's like like, all right, let's like go for
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: a walk, let's talk about it, go to go to
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the bar. And we're in Rehobe with beach Delaware, which
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: is like a gape yeah, yeah, yeah, and we're like
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: let's go. You guys got twirled and you're like, all right,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: maybe it wasn't that big of it.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: No one was not one dip, and you're like, we're good.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: There is one borrow.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: There's better things in life, bro, there's one bar in
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: the grand picture, and out there.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Was only one bar open. Like we went down the
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: main strip of Rehobo Beach and we got to the
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: door of it and it was like my dad was like,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: like anywhere you want to go, Like, let's just go
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: out and fucking like ease it. And we got to
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: the door of this gay bar and he saw it
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: was a gay bar and he was like I'm not
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: going in there, like nope, dude. And my dad is
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: not that like, uh, he's not homophobic at all, Like
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: he's so welcoming. He's like a very like first of all,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: dads are homophobic. Every dad is homophobic.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: My dad is like the least homophobic dude alive, the
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: most homophobic dude I've ever met in my life. My
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: dad's like, dude, I love the gays. And then and
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: then when like they come up, and then there's a movie.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: There's a movie scene where like two dudes kiss and
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: my dad's like, what the fuck is this close?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Your eyes? Called me by your names on they're eating
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: peach pits, And my dad would actually kill himself if
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: he watched by your name.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: He couldn't do that. But he's like, I, for one,
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I think it's a great movie. Hard, I got hard,
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: I'm masturbated, all right, you got me?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: No, have you ever been to a lesbian bar? Uh?
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: There's like three in the world, Because dude, I heard
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: this from I was talking to a gay dude probably
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: at the Duplex and they were telling me. They were saying, uh, dude,
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: like there's like there's like two lesbian bars in New York.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: In all of New York, there's.
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• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Dude, man, there's there's gotta be a thousand gay bars
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: in New York. Oh, dude, every bar is every other bar.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Like where I live, every bar is a gay bar.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: And and then if they're not, they have.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: But apparently, dude, the lesbian bars. They open up a
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: lesbian bar and the gays they take it over and.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: They're like, this is our bar.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they kicked them out eating wood, and like the
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: lesbians can still go there and they can have fun,
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: but it's not a lesbian only bar. I went do
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: we went to a lesbian bar. I I I never
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: went in actually because it ended so fast.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: It ended so fast.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: I went with Jama, and Jama went in and I
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: remember being like, dude, this is weird. I was like,
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: I feel like this is like not like not not
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: weird because they're lesbian. Gotta make that clear.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: No, but I meant it was weird. It was weird.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: It couldn't get It felt like like like we we
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: wanted to go to like like a bar that we
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: were gonna have fun at, and I was like, they
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: were like, let's go to this lesbian bar. And then
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: I was like I kind of felt like it was
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: like we're going in there like making fun of them,
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: and I was like I don't want to do this
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Right, and then we left the camera crew to.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: We left instantly, but I remember it being like, that's
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: like a lesbian bar.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Did you ever watch the South Park where they're like
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: they go to lesbos Lebo. Yes, bos is a fucking
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: bar that they go to. No, it's I mean, obviously
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: they do a perfect job of making fun of it,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: but it does seem like there's not really lesbian bars
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: like that that you could just like pull up at
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: and be let.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: No, there really isn't a lot of them.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Are They're more gay dudes than lesbian sisters?
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: No? No, I mean, dude, it wouldn't make sense, like
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: it's like a biological thing, Like there's definitely an even
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: amount you think. So, yes, I think there's a lot
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: of girls, a lot of like straight girls who make
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: out with dudes or girls or straight girls who make
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: out with girls who are like.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Also, it's probably, I am it's probably more accepted to
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: be a b to be uh lesbian or I'm sorry,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: bisexual woman than it is to be a bisexual man
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: like you bisexual.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: It is something I don't know if this is wrong
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: to say this. This is something that I don't I
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: don't even look at. I don't even like like a bisexual.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: It's like, I'm not even like that. That's not even
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: saying that, like registers in my head. I'm like, okay,
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: so you fuck. I don't know. Maybe I'm saying things
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: that I shouldn't be saying. We might have this entire
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: this episode might not go out.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: No, we're I mean, we have no malice towards any
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: of these groups.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: No.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I got family members that are tons of I also
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: have black friends. You know what, my godfather is good?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Your's this same bro?
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got two family members that are gay and
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: they don't even know they're gay yet.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Bro, most people's I don't think middle as kids. It's
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: so funny to see a little kid be like, Bro.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: I got cousins who are gay and they don't even
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: know to sit them down and be like, hey man,
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: you're gay. Take off the heels.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, why are you dancing? You like cats?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Like you're watching Broadway shows over here? Like, bro, Like,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I hate to break it to you, but like, Rent
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: is gay.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: It's your favorite musical.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Rent? I mean yeah, Rent literally is about like the
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: gay struggle that.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: That that musical is phenomenal.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: You saw it. Why did your voice break.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Because I was hitting my vabe. That musical is fucking amazing.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: And Tick tick Boom is the best movie of all time?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Wait is tic tic Boom?
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Tikkic Boom is about the dude that created Rent.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: That's the one Thirday nine.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, that was one that I was like, I
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: was like voting in forums to get that one to
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: win an oscar.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: You entered this the like screen it was that good
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: the writers Guild so you could vote for it just
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: because of that.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Dude, you're in the writer's guild. Why weren't you at
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: the Writer's GUILDT did you get an invitation to the
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: writers Guild like ceremony that they had a couple days thego.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I am in the guild, and uh,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: it's just proof that they'll let anybody in that bitch like,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: oh yeah.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Buddy Marcello from SNL, he he did a he had
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: like a speech there. He did, Yeah, he did. He
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: gave a speech, he said. He posts a picture on
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: a story of him talking at dude.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: All my buddies I have on the podcast, like I'll
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: have a random buddy who's like, uh, you know, not
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: even famous, You've got SNL buddies. I've been meaning to.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Ask Marcelo if he wants to do the podcast, but
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he can.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: He can't.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: I I know there's they got they got like weird
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: like leg got. I mean no, I know that there's
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: like I know bow and Yang has a podcast, but
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: he's Asian. He is Asian, but I know he. I
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: know he has a podcast. I don't know if they're
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: allowed to do a guest.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Appears different rules. I don't know they are allowed to
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: guys probably aren't allowed to do everything Asian. I don't know. No,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think they're allowed to tweet. They're not allowed
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: to tweet. Well Bow and Yang probably can't.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think any of them are allowed to tweet. Yeah,
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: they aren't allowed to like use social media. They can
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: like read like like Marcelo reposts a lot. I mean,
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: I don't think he was ever a big Twitter guy
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: to begin with, but he like reposts a lot of stuff.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: I don't think he ever really posts.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: I think you can. I think it's like the most
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: law abiding.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then there's like there's like stuff when you
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: leave SNL, Like have you ever seen like when Andy
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Samberg left SNL and he was doing a bunch of movies.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: If you look, all of the producer every single time
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: was Lauren Michaels.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: It's definitely some shit where he owns everything you do,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: like an oil baron like we're.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Talking about the bar. We were talking about Succession, and
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: we were talking about how fucking Will Ferrell just slapped
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: his name on Succession and probably made twenty million dollars.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: That's the same thing with like Lauren Michaels. I mean,
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Lord Michaels has produced so many fucking movies.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: It's probably so awesome for him to be like, I'm
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: not funny, but I know who is. Yeah, Like I
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: have the secret formula to be like you're funny, you're enough. Yeah.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: That's the crazy part about like that, Like SNL is
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: that like Lourden Michaels was never I don't maybe was
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: he comedian. I don't think it was a comedian. I
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: think it was just a producer and it came up
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: with the idea to do it. But like Dave, like
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: like when we have like here, it's like, at least
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Dave is funny, you.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean, and makes comedy stuff.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, at least Dave it. Yeah, at least he did.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: At least he like did his own thing. Like it's like,
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: obviously Dave was never a stand up comedian, but it's like,
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: at least, like in terms of comedy, he made his
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: own comedy stuff for like fucking twenty years.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Before Michael's is like neighborhood eats, yeah, and he's like,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I don't cook, but I'll tell you if you're Yeah. Yeah,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like going around being like, yeah, this taco's trash,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: and it's like, dude, can you make a taco? No?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about that.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: I was thinking about that with Jordan's coffee reviews and
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: how it's just like looking at nothing against Jordan's coffee reviews,
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: but it is funny to be like, like, we have
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: so many people that like review few food and it's
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: like it's just this like fucking this kid coming in
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: and being like I'm gonna post this to one hundred
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: thousand people and I'm gonna tell them that your fucking
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: restaurant sucks.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: It sucks kind of like yeah, someone who's honing their coffee,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, even pizza reviews is probably like tough, like.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Like, dude, dude, if you're if you own if you
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: own a fucking burger shop and you see Glenny come in,
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: you gotta be like, holy shit, like this is gonna
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: make or Lenny Lenny like burgers, Yeah, dude, and you
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: gotta be like, dude, this guy is gonna make or
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: break our restaurant, our mom and pop restaurant. We take
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: out a fucking loan, Yeah, we're in financial crisis.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm four hondred in the red. Yeah. And as
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: long as Glennie balls like says that he likes our
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: shredded lettuce, yeah, yeah, or like, you got to make
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: it special for him, like a kid that onlys chicken
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: fingers and like ketchup like you like, he doesn't like lettuce.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: So it's like if your burger spot likes lettuce then
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: or if you're a burger spot uses lettuce, you got
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: to make it different for Glenny House. He's going to
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: tank your business and you're gonna be indebted crazy.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: That Like dudes, like everyone can just start reviewing feud
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: right now, feud, feud. I got to say pissed really bad.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I haven't I know, I haven't done this
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: in a while. I haven't done like a piss break
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: in a while. We're drinking, I gotta take a piss.
• 33:55
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  Speaker 1: Thirty nine day thirty thirty nine day. That song sucks
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: sounds amazing. Where's the Oscars? I think they hast weekend?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: No Oscars got it? Grammys? How Grammys happened? Is it
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Oscars this weekend? I know your bitch. I didn't watch
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: any movies. I don't think I watched any of them.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: I didn't watch all on the Western front, and I
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: didn't watch everything everywhere all at once.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: You didn't now that one's fire. Actually they're both fire. Yeah,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I gotta watch both with that same night. Banshee's of
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: any sharing.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: You can bet on that, can't you? Yes, I'm gonna
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: bet on it. Uh bet, I'm gonna bet all everywhere
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: and everything all once.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: That's like, that's gonna win. To invest all your money
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: on that, because it's like minus od's like you got
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: like five hundred dollars, you probably win like two hundred
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: to win.
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: And in they're Asian, right, which we've already established in
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: this episode.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Is an advantage in the elite, the elite race. Yeah,
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: they're the what's your good movie? And their Asian double
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: bonus double bone.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Wow, what are we gonna give it to? Fucking Colin Farrell?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: A fucking white guy sis white assist white of a
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: womanizing cis white?
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Or are we gonna give it to some Asian women?
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: And fucking Jamie Lee Curtis, Who are we gonna give
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: it to a CIS Asian? Were?
• 35:47
  Speaker 9: They?
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Are? They even sis? I don't even know what sis
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: means neither, but if it sounds fun to say anytime
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: you I just thought it was like a straight white dude.
• 35:55
  Speaker 9: It is.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I think that's what it so, you know exactly, but
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: it could have could have could have?
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Could Asian dude be sis?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 36:01
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Sis just means they're straight, So that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: Means whatever you were. This is a term that means
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: whatever gender you are now is the same as what
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: was presumed for your birth.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: So you never flip flopped. So I that's gonna be
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: most Asians, yeah, or most people. But that doesn't discount
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: the fact that there's people who have have flip flopped,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: and that's you support their right to do. Support that.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: It's dope as fuck.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: We support click click click click cock clit cocks, cliit cocks.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: How many times did that take?
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: We we fully support click cocks.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: They sounded like a horse was approaching click clocks, click clocks,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: click clocks, click cocks. It's just new. It's new, so
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: it's like interesting to talk about.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: I'm coming up with a new slur for trans for
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: trans women, it's it's click cone dicks.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Who's that four to use?
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: Dude, the clit dicks? It's their cones.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: But who's supposed to use that though? I don't know,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start using it somehow. We're not. Well, we're not.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Somebody go to the duplex. I'm gonna use it. You're
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: gonna be like, what, Who's whose clip clock? Is this
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: in my mouth?
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess if you're sucking on a clit dick,
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: it's you're pretty much just eating pussy.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Well you're gay, rocks.
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: The best one.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: You're gay, but I'm not. That's straight. It's straight.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Well, you're those big deals.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: They're probably doing a number on your stomach. Not with
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: these high noons.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: No use code sass and get fifty nine percent off.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I'm about to Jackson Pollock my ship with this, like
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: it's about to be so violent. You're gonna do what
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Jackson Pollock my toilet.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: You're about that Jackson Mahome stuff I was talking about
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: with John Rich and we were talking about it. It's
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: it is crazy that they're they keep on being like,
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: they keep on like like he's definitely paying off someone.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Like all these news people to be like, oh, Jackson
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Mahomes assaulted someone, No, he sexually assaulted someone. You don't
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: get canceled for assault. We went to we canceled for
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: sexual assault.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: That ass is a big factor in the cancelation. Yes.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: We went to Kansas last year for the National Championship
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: and Jacksonn's Holmes was at the bar that me and
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: you were at, And then every single person at that
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: bar was like, he's the most hated man in the
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: entire Yeah, he gets kicked out of that bar every week,
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: blah blah blah. I'm like, no, wait, like he's right
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: there that night he got kicked out. Yeah, and then
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: this shit came out. I'm like, oh, he said like
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: everyone at the university was spot up.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he was wrapping his arms around that bartender.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: She was the owner of the bar.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thinking you're gonna fuck the bartender is like, that's
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: your first time going to a bar. I thought I
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: think I thought I was gonna fuck the bartender the
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: first time I went to a bar. I was like,
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: why is she serving me so fast due? Why is
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: she literally favor my orders?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Why is this Irish guy with good black hair.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: I've ordered fucking ten drinks in the last hour. She
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: knows I'm gonna tip her ninety percent, right, Yeah, I'm
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: gonna tip her double the order.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that's taking your arm like a Hooters waitress.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Thinking a bartender is gonna fuck you is the same
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: thing as thinking a stripper's gonna fuck you.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: Way worse, way worse.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I think it is worse. I think you're right. I
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: think it is worse. It is worse. Or it's like
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: it's like meeting Big Cat and thinking you're gonna get
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: a job at barstool. Yeah, yeah, it's like, dude, that
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: ship is not going to Dude, you weren't was this? Fuck?
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: You guys don't do the clips for the ac anymore?
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Do you? Neither of you?
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Fuck? Do you guys watch the acohol? Did you? What?
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Was it? Was a yet? Were you wrong? Were you
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: there when the dude came up to the window, Yes,
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: I was you were there for that?
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: He was like almost that was Monday. He must have
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: been dude.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: That was nuts. Some dude just came up to the
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: window like lately, he walked into the I watched him
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: because where I say it, I can see everyone that
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: walks in. This dude walked in to the barstool office,
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: sat down in like the waiting room, and he waited
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: a little bit and waited for like twenty eight seconds,
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: and then he got up and he went over to
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: the ac room and Danny the security yard was like,
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: what are you doing? And he was like, I'm going
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: into the act and the guy was like, no, you're not.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: And then he then talked him out the club. Yeah,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: it's funny as fuck that Danny's our security guard because
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: he's like, we.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Need Mike in here twenty four to seven. Let's be honest.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: But I mean, you show Mike on that plane ride
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I was on.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, throwing up a little bit. Yeah he's throwing up,
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: but a list as long as he'll get as long
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: as Mike's on a security guard on a plane, Mike
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: is the security are dude, Mike. Danny's been here for
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: literally all of the action, Like they've all been here
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: the same time, Danny, But but Danny has always the
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: only one that's ever been here during.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: The action, and Danny's like, uh, he's probably like five ten,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Like I mean, I'm sure they're all for more cops,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: but like five ten, Like.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: No, I have no doubt that Danny can beat the
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: shit out me.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: But but he's not like, you know, like Mike is
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: like like a big big that's a big guy.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Mike is like aggressive. Mike's killed people before, of course,
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: let's be honest. No, he's like Mike's like he probably
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: killed in Afghanistan.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's definitely crime. Yeah, like Mike's got a strap
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: on him at all times. Yeah, and like they did.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: The people that he murdered did not know, they did
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: not need, not need need to be killed.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: But he was like fucking uh what is that movie
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: with Casey Affleck the Boston movie?
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: No?
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Uh no, no, no, it's the one where.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: The where the Manchester by the scene.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Now it's like gone gone maybe gone, yes, yes, it's
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: like when who dies in Gon Baby Gone?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Is it Morgan?
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Uh No? They kill an innocent guy and they know
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: he's innocent, Like they find out he's innocent after I
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: think I know you're talking.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: That's like Mike was doing that work. Yeah, he definitely
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: was killed, but he did lose a wink of sleep.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I never even thought of the
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: joss about it. Yeah, part of the job.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta kill was supposed to let him walk free.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: The amount of he probably slept better of those nights.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like the amount of guilty people I kill.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: You can afford a couple of kutes. And because the
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: amount of good I've done over the years. No, Mike
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: is the man.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: They're all of them.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I mean they all, dude.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: I've gotten beers with them so many times and it's
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: always a fucking blast. It's the same thing as the
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: ANC's yallogist dude, like dude getting drinks with those guys
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: that are like old and they've been through it.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, and they're not even that old. Mike and
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Mike and Danny like seventy, Danny's like thirty eight.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: I'm kidding, No, they're not that old.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: But I I know, but I one hundred percent agree
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: with you. They like getting a drink with like a
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: cop who's seen some ship is like probably a black dude.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Y'all just was telling us some weird shit, like like
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: thirty minutes and he's like the amount of kids that
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: I've seen him died, and I was like, bro.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: He's like, my daughter's getting anesthesia. I wanted to be
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: there because the amount of kids I've seen that have died,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Like what, dude. Yeah, Or he was like his daughter
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: daughter's getting her ovaries or she's getting eggs removed because
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: she's twenty seven and like she doesn't want to wind
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: up being like thirty six and not having kids yet.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: It's like, what, dude, I don't think I think you
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: could have. That was one that was like, that was
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: something that it felt.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: It was like he had to get something off of
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: his chest because that was like I was like, I
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: was like, why is he telling us? Yeah, he's at
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: the bar, because the conversation was, dude, we were talking
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: about fucking horse racing. We were talking about betting on horses,
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: and then and then yeah, and then all of a
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: sudden managed transitioned into kids dying from anesthesia, and we
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: were like, WHOA. First of all, brother, we're pro life.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: First off, that's just not cool. So maybe try and
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: listen to her pop before you go easy, brother, Yeah,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: maybe you could have a little bit of time with
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: your Lord Jesus Christ before you decided to murder the innery.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was actually super uncomfortable. I went to the
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: bathroom or in that you went to.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: The bathroom four times. Yeah, I let you take care
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: of that one.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: I did not want to be a part of that
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then I went to the bathroom one time,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Like you went to the bathroom, I like kept the conversation.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: You went to the bathroom. We just sat in silence. Ye.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: We came back. There was a word spoken. Face down.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: You were a face down on your phone. And he
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: was just like wash.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, dude, he was like sixty and I'm twenty one.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: He was seventy.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: There was nothing for us to talk about. I kept
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: on bringing up comedians. I was like, oh, Dave, we
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: were I was telling him. I was like, I was like,
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: you're in the city for the week, you should go
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: to the cellar and go see his show.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: And I brought up like David Tel.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: And he was like, I don't know.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: He's like, am I supposed to know who that is?
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah? And I was like, well, if you knew anything
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: about comedy, you know who David Tel is. Am I
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: wrong for that?
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: No? He was like talking about like, uh, is that
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: like you guys know David Jack Benny, Like he was
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: talking about old ass comedians. Yeah, yeah, he was like
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I remember the Andy Griff.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, George, Yeah, George Carlin, even George Carlin, Charlie Chapman,
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: George Carlin had specials after two thousand and or like.
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he had posts eleven, especially September twelfthy I was
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: So George Carlin actually had a special that was supposed
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: to come out on nine to ten, and it was
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: called I Like It when a lot of people die.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: It was something like that. Wait, what was it called.
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: It was something like that, But then he had to scrap.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they delete the entire thing. It was called like.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Fucking cancel culture. Man, Its fucking bullshit. He can't just
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: get his fucking jokes off. He can't just make a
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: fucking couple a couple of funnies about a fresh tragedy. Yeah,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: it was the Moon. No, I was, I was dead
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: on It was supposed to come out on.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: So it got released on September sixteenth, twenty sixteen. It
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: was supposed to come out the day before nine to eleven.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: It was filmed it was filmed. It was filmed September
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: ninth and tenth of two thousand and one, and it
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: was called I kind of like it when a lot
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: of people die.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but how did they know to not put it
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: out on the tenth? It was supposed to come out
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: on the tenth.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: No, they recorded it on the ninth from the tenth,
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: and it was supposed to come out the sixteenth.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: It was probably supposed to come out. No, it came out.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: It's out. What are you saying? It came out four
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: days after or six days after? Rather, No, it came out.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: It came out.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: It came out fifteen years later. It came out in
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: twenty sixteen. Oh oh, but he recorded it the day
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: before nine to eleven, and they're like, we can never
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: put this out.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: It sucks that he died too. Yeah.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the biggest comedian where people are like, aren't
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: even like dying laughing, but they're just like that's true,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Like they're just like yeah, like yeah, he's spot on
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: with that shit. Like it's more like applause based comedy
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: where it's like.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: But it also he has a lot of like huge jokes,
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: like heavy hitters, but it is I agree with it
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: is a lot of like it is a lot of
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: like applause rather than.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Just like yeah, like the government.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: But I also I think that I think that's a
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: lot because of his one of his last specials at
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: MS at MSG where he was like doing that whole
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: like abortion thing, like like the conservative I don't know,
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: whole thing, and he's making a bunch of like he
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: was making a bunch of like pro choice jokes and
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: making fun of like Republicans. Yeah, and that was I
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: think that's his abortion joke. On one of his last
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: I think it might have been his last special at MSG,
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: he had a joke about abortions and it was like
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: pro choice, and that is probably one of the most
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: clipped stand up clip stand up sets of all time,
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: like that specific joke, because it's always always yeah yeah, yeah,
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: it's always so relevant. And I think people think because
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: of that clip that he's like not like a comedian,
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: he's more of like a preacher. But I think he like,
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: I mean, do he had some really funny sets.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Do you think George Carlin's funny?
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, Like I mean, do he like changed comedy forever?
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: How so just like like with like the with like
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: the the whole like fuck, shit, piss, kunt, piss, seven
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: words you can't say, yeah, the seven words you can't
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: say on TV cocksucker, mother, Yeah, yeah, right, cocksucker. But
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: it was like no one else was like no one
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: else would have done that.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I agree, I agree, and we still I mean, obviously
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: someone would.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: Have done it, but it's like right now, we wouldn't
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: have been in a time where it was like okay
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: to say those words.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Even cock. I feel like you could. You couldn't say cocksucker,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: but probably cock was tough to say.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, cock hits harder than a lot of
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: other like dick words.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: It does, and it really does.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about it like you like if you say,
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: like someone's a dick, or you say someone as a cock,
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: it's like the cock hits way harder, like prick.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Is like the most accessible one to say it, like,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: oh you're a prick, like but cock, like this guy's
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: a cock. Yeah, I mean I think calling someone a
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: penis is like the all time penis is hard. No
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: one even says that this guy's a pen along.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: Someone of the penis as an insult is like a
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: heavy hitter.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: As hard as hell. Venus is all Penis has always
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: been hard as hell. Bro, give it up, he sho.
• 49:08
  Speaker 10: Sebastian Menascalco's new stand up special It Ain't Right. It's
• 49:11
  Speaker 10: coming to Hulu on November twenty first.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Thirty years ago. Jeff Bezos Complete Nerd Bezos Rip the
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• 49:26
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• 49:30
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• 49:33
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• 49:36
  Speaker 6: Do you watch Chris Rocks Specially?
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I watched Trick. I watched Chris rock Special.
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: Not with it. I thought that was so bad.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Oh really, I was actually laughing out loud for a
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: lot of it.
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: Really, I think he's like suppel Bro like at this point,
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: he's just out there giving takes. And his whole description
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: was like, I hope I don't trigger anyone.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, No, I thought he did.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: He definitely opened up with a lot of like the
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: like the woke, like like complaining about like the woke races, transphobia, homophobia,
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: like all that stuff. But I think the way that
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: he did it was a little more unique than other
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: comedians who have done it, Like it wasn't like Dave
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Chappelle being like I understand I want to fuck a
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: trans person. It's weird to see because I haven't been
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: doing comedy for that long, and it's like you see
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: people around you like Shane and like normand and you're like, oh,
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: these guys are like the best comedians of all time.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: But then you know eventually someday, like my like, if
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: I have children, they're gonna be watching Shane's fucking fourteenth hour.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be like, this is not good. And it's like, well,
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: hopefully not. No, I'm not. But it's like it's like
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: I guess like comedy does age, and it's weird. It's
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: weird to think about because it's like I watch them,
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: like I watched Shane go up, and I'm like, I
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: can't think of a single generation of a person who
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: wouldn't think this is fucking hysterical.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: But it's like a time thing, right, yeah, like the
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: culture at the moment.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: But then it's like then it's like, well, who knows
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: what the comedy scene is gonna be like in fucking
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: fifty years.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I also think there's an element of it where it's
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: like good jokes get told. Yeah. So it's like if
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: you have a good joke, like other people will have
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: maybe not the exact same joke, but a take on
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: that joke, and it's like you'll listen back to uh,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Chris Rock's like like late eighty Specials or whatever, and
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: you'll be like, I heard this, yeah, but it's like, well,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: at the time they hadn't heard that, so now it
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: was novel, but it is.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: It's weird, it's very it's very like it's a very
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: like tricky thing to think about because it's like like
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: you watch Shane or Norman, Like Shane and Norman are
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: like the two like the biggest people that I think
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: of that I see regularly, and you see them go
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: up and they fucking destroy and you're and you're like,
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: it's like the.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Only like like Shane, Norman, Joe List, like the people
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: that like.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: You watch like that. You go and you watch because
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: you're like, these guys are fucking amazing at Common and
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: you wonder. You're like you're like maybe, like Chris Rock
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: was at a point that he was like like maybe
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: Chris Rock like because it's like you watch like you
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: watch fucking like Charlie Chap Chaplin or Chap what is it? Yeah, yeah,
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: and you're like, dude, You're like, dude, this guy, like
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: how were people finding this funny? Like it's like it's
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: like very like Jim Carrey, like like very like physical comedy.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: And then you but then you watch Shanny, You're like, dude,
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: this guy is like he's smart and he's fucking hysterical.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: So yeah, so you're like you're like, I wonder if
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: he'll ever even get to a point where his comedy's
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: not hitting the same as it used to. And I'm
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: sure for someone like me who's seen him, like who's
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: like watched him like explode, it's like you're like, I'm
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: gonna be like I'm probably gonna always gonna think that the
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: chain's hilarious. But then like you're wondering, like, Okay, the
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: younger like like fucking fifty years from now, maybe there's
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: generations that will be like, no, he's not as funny
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: as you think he is.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: And it's almost like a privilege to age out of comedy. Yeah,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: like the people who have gotten to a point where
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: it's like they're so funny and I mean Chappelle. People
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: are like, Chappelle is hilarious, but Chappelle. The thing is
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Chappelle is like hate Chappelle. But it's like that's like
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: a priv He's gotten to a point where he's in
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: everybody's frame of reference, so people, so many people have
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: a strong or negative opinion on him. Yeah, and that
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: will happen.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, Shane and Norman are in those same like
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know, like I don't know if since I've
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: been doing comedy for like such a short amount of
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: time that I've like seen these people explode, And I'm like,
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: I know that they're gonna be like the next like
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: like it's like right now, it's like Shane and Norman.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: They're close, but they're not quite as like a fucking
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: like household name, but like they're going to be within
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: the next two years at most, maybe in the next year,
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: they're gonna be household names. And it's like you wonder,
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: like how long is that? Like how long is how
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: sustainable is it?
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Because you'd like to think, like, like as like me
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: doing comedy, I'd like to think like, Okay, I can
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: make I can write jokes that work on stage, and
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: like how long are they going to hold up for?
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: But it's like, yeah, I don't know. It's like you
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: get like aged out of the times. It's weird also
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: the times they are changing.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: That's a fact about Dilly. But but I think that
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: it's also when you get to a point of success,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: it's like what is your complacency level and how assiduously
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: do you try and stay on top of the game
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: and be like I'm going to have something fresh and
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have something new, and like I'm going
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: to be removed enough from my act where I can
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: see what's really good and what's really funny. And I
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: think that applies to comedians. I think that applies to actors.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I think that applies to musicians. Yeah, it's like I'm
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: not going to be wrapped up in my own hype
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: where people tell me I'm great, but I'm going to
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: see what's actually funny. And there's like a self awareness
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: and like a universal awareness that comes with that. Shit.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is very it's very it's very interesting to
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: think about.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: But also you can look at like it's not like
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: every old stand up act sucks. I no, no, they don't.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Like like if you look at like old like Robin
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Williams stuff, or like, uh, Steve Martin.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Those are two CDs that I had. Yeah, it's like
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: growing up like Robin Williams Steve Martin Like yeah, we're
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: like Rodney Dangerfield act.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that, or even like Bob Saggot, Gilbert
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: God like like they're.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: All at this. Yeah, they're all like they're all they
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: all hold up.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But it's like I don't know if it's just
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: like like I know Shane and like I've seen Shane
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: a bunch, but it's like I see him go up
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, dude, this is like the hardest I've
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: ever laughed in my entire life. And it's like but
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: it's like you wonder like how long. Like it's just
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: it's not like a in any way like a like
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: a Shane think. It's like how long does that last?
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: For any comedian, it's got to be crazy. But we
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: like we saw him at the super Bowl and I
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: was like, bro, you pitched a perfect game. Yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Now he's like he's like every he's the best comedian
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Or it's like if you're a boxer, like every punch
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: you through landed squarely like it like landed exactly how
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: you wanted it to land.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: It was like, dude, it's like anywhere I go everyone's
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: talking about him.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, even in the bathroom they're like, who's that fucking
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: god that when I see Burt like that Yeah, crazy,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, people were loving it, and it is. It
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: is funny as fuck. I mean it's uh, but it.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: Is a very weird thing to think about like that,
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: like that that that maybe it's just just like my age,
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: but it's like that to think about that, like that
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: could age out.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: It is funny too that you know, there's no one
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: you have to put a certain amount of sweat equity
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: into the game. Yeah, before you can be considered that,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: like like he's a young comedian, he's what thirty four,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like like you, you're you.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: It's not like there's like a twenty one year old
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: dude that's like oh my god, like no, no, no,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it. There's no one my age that's like that.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: There's people my age, Like I mean, I think I
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: do well on stage, but there's like people my age
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: that are like that do that do very well. But
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: it's like no one's like no, one's like leaving the
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: stand or the cellar or something, be like, oh, that
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: twenty one year old was fucking next level.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: It's just it.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: It comes with age, it comes with time doing it.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Do you ever watch The Marvelous Miss Masel. No, it's
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: a pretty good show. It's about about stand up though,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: it's about comedy, and uh, all right there. Actually there's
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: a bunch of shows about comedy, but it just gives
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: you different perspectives. Crashing was a great show about comedy too.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Do you think when they get old though, they
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: just want to like be hurt.
• 57:23
  Speaker 11: Like for example, Chappelle his past two specialists more than
• 57:26
  Speaker 11: like takes and even Pete Pete Davis is like, ah,
• 57:29
  Speaker 11: it takes more than he told jokes because that's when
• 57:32
  Speaker 11: people hear that.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: Well, like Chappelle is like like, like, I know, Chappelle
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: goes up at the stand, he goes up at the cellar,
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: and he and when he goes there, he'll he'll do
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: like an hour and a half like he'll he'll go
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: up on stage, he'll do jokes in the beginning, and
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: he'll fucking murder and then he just gets into like
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: his preaching mode where he's like he likes having an
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: audience listening to him. Yeah, and that is in my opinion,
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: it's like like you wonder, like what like I I like,
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: it's it's hard to be in his in his position
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: and like not be weird about it because it's like
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: he's been doing comedy for what fucking fifty years, forty years,
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: thirty years, however many years? Yeah, he's been doing comedy,
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: but he's been doing comedy forever. And it's like you like,
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: like how do you yeah, when he's when he like
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: his first special was his best special in my opinion.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Is fucking ever one in DC, the one.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: Where he's wearing like the baggy like the shirt the
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: baby in the club.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's incredible.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: It's fucking hilarious and it's like you wonder, It's like
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: and and that was like the special that made him
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: who he is. And it's like you wonder, You're like
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: how like like who? I don't even know how to
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: describe it. It's like like, how does someone get that
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: big and not become like egotistical? Like when you have
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: when you're in front of it talk about yeah, when
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: you're fucking no making six hundred million dollars when you
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: do what When you do a special and it becomes
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: one of the probably the biggest special of all time
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  Speaker 4: right now, it's probably the number one like his his
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: his number one special is probably the biggest special ever.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: And it's like, how do you do that and then
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: perform in front of arenas and theaters and stadiums and
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: like have twenty thousand people actively listening to you? How
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: do you not become like someone who's like I like
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: people want to hear me talk.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: That's why you got to quit, man, That's why you
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: can't be doing this comp shit. Man, It's only going
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: to lead you to a bad place. Even if you
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: get good at it, you know what I mean. People
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: will call you transphobic because you're talking about girls have
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: ugly clit dicks or whatever. You know, it's gonna put
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: you in a bad spot. People are gonna clip that,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: clip that whatever the fuck they're gonna do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. On top of it, I don't
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty fucked up.
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  Speaker 4: I know it's and I feel like I'm fucking They
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  Speaker 4: say I'm saying dumb shit.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: No you're not, You're saying true shit, and you're fucking
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: uh speaking your your truth and I'm fucking here for it.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: It's the best. No, I'm being a fucking bitch ass
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: right now, dude, you're allowed to talk about what the
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: fuck you're talking about.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: It's like, oh, well, so it sounds like I was
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: talking down on any of the comedians when I was
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: just saying that.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: No, not at all, nothing, but highly Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: I think that there's like I just I just think
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: it's it's gonna be like this is my first time
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: being friendly with people who have exploded in the comedy scene,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: and it's like you want to see how long they're
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: gonna last, because like in my head it's like, well,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: they're gonna last forever. But then it's like when they
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: grow in like year, like like like decades past, like
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: who knows how big they're Like you see like like
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: Andrew Dice Clay does shows at the stand yeah, and
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: like he does well, but it's like he's okay, he
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: also sold out MSG and now he's doing he shows
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: the stand.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Right, you get to a new stratosphere and there's gonna
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: be a whole there's big offs and downs that have
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: opinions on you and a lot of those opinions are
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: not going to be positive. Yeah, like there will be.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: There will be a whole new class of people that
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: have a negative of paper.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: Like if I show one of my little sisters, George Carlin,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: they'd be like, what the fuck is this bald? Yeah? Yeah, exactly,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know it's I'm not I'm not. I'm not
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: trying to make like any like slights of comedians that
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Think you are. Yeah, I don't think you got to
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: worry about it? What are we at? We're good? All right?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Holy shit, it's already seven.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: It's seven o'clock.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: What happened recorded night? It takes come out.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Come out at night? It takes comet next week. Yeah,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: a ton of big ship. I mean, SaaS let off
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: the show with a bunch of like what what what
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: big ship?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not gonna announce we got someone. We got
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: someone in the.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Hosting shut up sas you know what?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: You no same talent with someone helping how oh yeah
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: yeah yeah.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you've can own a lot to him.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: Bro, I thought we were stopped recording. I didn't know
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: that we were still going. Wait, but let me see
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: when Sam Town was supposed to come because he was.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Guardian is gonna come on Monday. Yeah, Sam Town is
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: gonna come. Dumbfounded wants to come on. Adam Friedland was
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: asking to come on.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: Sam Talent said last week of March, the freaks.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Come out, All.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Right, should we do these ads?
• 1:02:36
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  Speaker 1: great dog. Dignified Pete on her pea pad until the
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: last moments. Yes, we took her outside the poop and
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: she was trained to poop. It would be every couple
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: of days, and then we put her down and finally
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: her last poop came out of her, and it meant
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: for a lot. Man. The whole only thing I was
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: thinking was like, man, that's so what a fucking relief
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: that that last poop, that she evacuated her bowels and
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: she got that last poop.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: She finally unconstipated herself.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: It was. It was incredible. But shout out to the
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  Speaker 1: whole Boy Dag crew for being supportive of Penny, and
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: shout out to Penny.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: For Yeah, I didn't get one d M today. The
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: episode was Yeah, there was tweets I didn't get a
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: single d m More tweet. So what do you think
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: that means they're paying their respects?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: What's up?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: They better man?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah the goat dude. Nothing like having the love of
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: a dog. We when we were across the street at
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: the bar just talking about dogs for hours. You know,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: has had his shout at your dogs that have shout
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: out my fucking fifteen dogs who have.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: Been put down.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's some of their names?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: Jack, Tess, Claire, Buddy, God, damn bro.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: Put down my dog. My dad went to the vet
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: and he came back with a shovel in a box,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: like Holyn put down.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: I've never had anyone in my family die. And the
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: entire time that I was thinking about, like like I
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: remember when my like.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: When Jerry posted that video.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: Of like his his fucking grandma her ashes.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: It's so insane, and.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: I was thinking about it was like only my dogs
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: have ever died and we had their ashes, and I
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: was like, dude, I can't imagine fucking spilling that ship.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: That would be like spice rack, like, oh, like.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: They're always they're all And I remember I never even
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: knew what they were and they're all in these like
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: fucking fancy ass boxes. Yeah, And I remember being like dude,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: and I saw that Jerry video. I was like, dude,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: if I was a fucking human in there and you're
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: spilling that shit all over the ground and these vacuum
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: it up. Wasn't he talking about going to his fucking
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: going to his fucking like family member's house and stealing
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: some of his grandma.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Jerry's the funniest.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: Jerry's hilarious. All right, well, we'll see you guys all
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: next week. Thank you guys for all listening.