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Exes and Sabotage! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Dad, You rich wass up?
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  Speaker 2: Gail?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, I didn't advise a lot all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Every day on the way to work, and he guys
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  Speaker 3: talking about different things, like with exes and weird stuff
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  Speaker 3: that's happened, and I had a story to tell.
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  Speaker 1: Love to hear it, Gail, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I was living in California at the time
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  Speaker 3: and was dating somebody that lived in Oregon and would
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  Speaker 3: come up every weekend and whatnot. And after year he proposed,
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  Speaker 3: and so I moved everything up here, left a really
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  Speaker 3: good job, and it was over before Thanksgiving. We didn't
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  Speaker 3: even get married, but we continued to see each other
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  Speaker 3: off and on quite a bit. He was going to
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  Speaker 3: go scouting with his buddies or something one weekend, which
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  Speaker 3: they did a lot, and he came home and I'm
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  Speaker 3: sitting in the backyard with his family that I fell
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  Speaker 3: in love with as well, and apparently they all knew,
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  Speaker 3: but he came back with his new wife. He got
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  Speaker 3: married weekend. Right there.
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  Speaker 2: You you're like the in the barbecue hanging out with
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  Speaker 2: the family and they're all talking to you like you're
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  Speaker 2: part of the family.
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  Speaker 1: And then he's like, this is my new wife. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my goodness, right, does what happened?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, with his other sister and his brother
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  Speaker 3: in law who went with him. It was crazy weird.
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  Speaker 3: And then guess who showed up at my house that night.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure he did.
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  Speaker 3: He did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and what do he say?
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  Speaker 3: Well, he wanted to did you No?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean at the barbecue. Aren't you asking for
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  Speaker 4: an explanation?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know what to say. I didn't know what
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  Speaker 3: to do. I just left after a little while.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you and this guy just said, just so,
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  Speaker 2: I want to make sure we can determine the relationship.
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  Speaker 2: You guys were sexually active. Yeah, and when was the
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  Speaker 2: last time you guys did it before?
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  Speaker 1: He came home with his new.
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  Speaker 3: Wife the friday before he left.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: All the time we went and did things all the time.
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  Speaker 3: We went scout and we went fishing, and you know,
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  Speaker 3: I thought I had the perfect guy. I was just like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, I mean, how.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, So is he still married to her? Do
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 3: No, he's not. He married another woman a few years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that is definitely a crazy X story, Gail. I'm
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  Speaker 1: glad you called in.
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  Speaker 2: That's definitely a jaw droppers.
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  Speaker 3: Insane. Yeah, absolutely insane.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 3: All right, thanks.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of happened to my friend, except for she wasn't
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  Speaker 5: like hanging out with her family. She dropped him off
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  Speaker 5: at the airport, but didn't know she was dropping him
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  Speaker 5: off at the airport to go to Cabo to get married. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you played for the Cardinals. He was such a slime ball.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently he played for the Cardinals. Does he still play?
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  Speaker 5: No, not anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Claudia, Good morning, what's up?
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  Speaker 6: Good morning? My ex literally weaponized my Google calendar. How well, okay,
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  Speaker 6: so I'm a really scheduled person. Everything in my life
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  Speaker 6: goes in. There were Jim Day everything, and after we
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  Speaker 6: broke up, I didn't realize it still had access to it,
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  Speaker 6: so we like started changing everything. I showed to a
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  Speaker 6: meeting an hour early, or I would miss one completely
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  Speaker 6: because it just got mooved like suddenly, and I thought
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  Speaker 6: I was losing my mind.
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  Speaker 3: The worst part he changed.
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  Speaker 6: The location for a really important job interview. I had
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  Speaker 6: to the wrong office building all the way across town.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sitting there in the lobby and I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 6: I'm here for my two PM and they're like, we
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  Speaker 6: don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Who you are.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, And then I checked my email. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 6: I checked my email and it was the right address,
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  Speaker 6: but in my calendar it was the wrong address. And
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  Speaker 6: then it hit me, he was, you know, playing chess
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  Speaker 6: with my sanity. I like, yeah, I loos such a
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  Speaker 6: dumb dum And now on you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, I used to have this. There was this lady
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  Speaker 2: named Lorraine. Her name was Lorraine. She was an old lady.
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  Speaker 2: She had old gray hair with curly, curly gray hair.
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  Speaker 2: And I used to work in the check hashing place
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  Speaker 2: with her when I was in college. She was so
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  Speaker 2: mean and she smoked and and she was smoked in
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  Speaker 2: the check as and I hated it so much. And
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  Speaker 2: one day I was at the home office and I
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  Speaker 2: saw the schedule. They used to fax the schedule out
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  Speaker 2: so you knew when you work, and I took white
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  Speaker 2: out and white out out.
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  Speaker 1: All her initials. She thought she got fired. It just
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  Speaker 1: made me think that I just screwed with her.
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  Speaker 2: And then I remember, like I called in by the
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  Speaker 2: owner and she was all mad, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: just a joke, just a joke.
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  Speaker 1: She was so mean looking and mean, just.
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  Speaker 6: Like they're always in the rain.
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  Speaker 4: Did that go several days for you before you figured
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  Speaker 4: it out? How long was your calendar jacked?
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  Speaker 6: I mean it was like a couple of weeks because
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  Speaker 6: it was like very gradual. But once once the job
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  Speaker 6: interview happened, I was like, what is going on?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: It's a lot of work for him though it is,
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  Speaker 4: but also get a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Though, man, like I'm to do my own calendar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah ah. I well, thanks Claudia, thanks for sharing that
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  Speaker 2: with us.
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  Speaker 1: Caroline, good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: I did your ex sabotage you?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: He did. Let me tell you about it. Okay. I
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  Speaker 3: had a huge weekend and booked a hair appointment in
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  Speaker 3: advance for this event, and my ex knew how excited
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  Speaker 3: I was because I never treat myself like that ever,
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm so low maintenance. And I know people who
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  Speaker 3: say their low maintenance but aren't low maintenance, but I
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  Speaker 3: actually am low maintenance. Anyway, I have this big event
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  Speaker 3: and the day of I show up and they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: you called and changed your appointment, and I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't, apparently I quote I rescheduled it for three
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  Speaker 3: weeks later under a fake careful phone call. I'm like, wait,
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  Speaker 3: three weeks. So I was just confused because I didn't
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  Speaker 3: cancel or reschedule or whatever. So then I had to
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  Speaker 3: go to this event with my backup plan hair, which
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  Speaker 3: you don't even want to know what that is. But
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  Speaker 3: I had vibes in a prayer and pulled it off.
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  Speaker 3: And then later he admitted that he did it because
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  Speaker 3: he didn't want me looking too good without him.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow, Like, are I hope that's still your X?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? So I'm like, now I look bad and single.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I don't want to be with him anyway.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is weird. So anyway, like why would.
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  Speaker 3: He know that? Why would he even know that I
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  Speaker 3: had a hair appointment?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he's following you around, he knows your schedule.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he can tell when he sees you and he's
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  Speaker 2: spying on you. You can see your roots. It's like, she's
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  Speaker 2: probably going to the hair doctor. What call the hair
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  Speaker 2: people s silas, petition barber, whoever? I thanks Carol like
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  Speaker 2: that to call it in.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you