Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Mellencamp: From BH to OC
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamps and camera Judge.
- 0:13Speaker 1: All right, guys, welcome to another episode with myself, Teddy Mellencamp,
- 0:17Speaker 1: and the other twat camera. UM, okay, before we even
- 0:22Speaker 1: get into headlines or anything, I need to know if
- 0:25Speaker 1: you know this, what do the ABC's and Twinkle Twinkle
- 0:30Speaker 1: Little Star have in common? I don't know. Well, neither
- 0:36Speaker 1: did I, and now I'm honestly really questioning our IQ
- 0:40Speaker 1: more than I ever have before. They're the same tune
- 0:45Speaker 1: ABCD was this at preschool with Dove? Someone comment Two
- 0:53Speaker 1: Judge girls commented on my post about Dove today and
- 0:56Speaker 1: they're like, don't worry. Both are the same too, And
- 0:58Speaker 1: I was like, oh they're not. And then I spent
- 1:00Speaker 1: a good five minutes singing both songs. You did. You
- 1:04Speaker 1: had to get to the bottom of it. Well, what
- 1:06Speaker 1: is wrong? What is wrong with us? How do we
- 1:08Speaker 1: not know? I guess when it's not that interesting, you
- 1:11Speaker 1: don't put that much thought into it for me, like
- 1:14Speaker 1: my kids are grown, I don't know. I guess some
- 1:17Speaker 1: things I think are common sense. A City Twinkle tweek,
- 1:25Speaker 1: I mean, it is just this, the fact that that's
- 1:28Speaker 1: where our Q I Q is right now is ABC's
- 1:32Speaker 1: and Twinkle Twinkle that it should tell us a lot.
- 1:34Speaker 1: It should and tell us why we have to watch
- 1:36Speaker 1: The Girls Trip and Real Housewives in New Jersey twice?
- 1:39Speaker 1: Like that is our level? I know, so just imagine.
- 1:42Speaker 1: And I know that most people can just watch them
- 1:45Speaker 1: once and retain the information. But no, I write down
- 1:48Speaker 1: like I'm like rain Man, the information yes, and then
- 1:51Speaker 1: stare at it and then still panic that I'm going
- 1:53Speaker 1: to forget my favorite parts. Um, I hear you, But well,
- 1:58Speaker 1: you know what happened didn't happen today? What? Oh? Release
- 2:02Speaker 1: of the OC trailer? I got excited for a quick
- 2:05Speaker 1: second because yesterday Bravo had announced that they, you know,
- 2:09Speaker 1: releasing two of something. I knew it was Atlanta because
- 2:12Speaker 1: I had already heard from somebody in the industry. I
- 2:16Speaker 1: knew that was happening. And I was kind of bombed
- 2:18Speaker 1: because they air they finished airing in I think, I
- 2:21Speaker 1: mean filming in February. We finished filming in November. Why
- 2:25Speaker 1: is it taking so long? And I thought for sure
- 2:28Speaker 1: was going to come out and no, no, I think
- 2:32Speaker 1: it's Summer House. Summer House in Atlanta. Do we need
- 2:36Speaker 1: to start watching the houses. You guys, wait, and we're
- 2:39Speaker 1: not going to recap them, but do we even need
- 2:40Speaker 1: to watch them? I have never watched The Summer House
- 2:44Speaker 1: or Wonder House. I don't know if they're about. I mean, oh,
- 2:48Speaker 1: everyone's writing in right here that they love it, but
- 2:52Speaker 1: I mean, I guess we should watch it just to
- 2:55Speaker 1: kind of see now. I mean, I'm already addicted to
- 2:57Speaker 1: so many other new shows, which I know we're not
- 2:59Speaker 1: going to get into too much. But they just saw
- 3:03Speaker 1: Rachel leaving arian I mean leaving Ariana in Tom's house
- 3:08Speaker 1: because arian is out of town. What would you do
- 3:11Speaker 1: if you saw another woman leaving your house, you know
- 3:16Speaker 1: you were out of town with your like X. For
- 3:19Speaker 1: one thing, I gotta believe they have a ring camera,
- 3:21Speaker 1: and I'm assuming Ariana is wherever she's at and gets
- 3:25Speaker 1: the ring, I would lose my shit, like seriously in
- 3:28Speaker 1: your disrespectful well. I mean, maybe she's somewhere with her
- 3:32Speaker 1: new vibrator, just enjoying her life. Well you, happy and free.
- 3:36Speaker 1: She spent almost a decade with a guy. There's got
- 3:38Speaker 1: to be some feelings deep down in there that still
- 3:41Speaker 1: loves him. And to think that the year in my
- 3:43Speaker 1: house is um, it's kind of cruel. I think, like,
- 3:47Speaker 1: have some respect for this woman, please. But also she
- 3:51Speaker 1: had a winged eyeliner on leaving this morning or yesterday morning.
- 3:56Speaker 1: And I'm like, but everyone's mad at her. I'm like,
- 3:58Speaker 1: I think it's actually more disgusting to him. For him,
- 4:02Speaker 1: it's the house he chose to buy with her. Like, listen,
- 4:04Speaker 1: we know she has a studio apartment. Go there or
- 4:07Speaker 1: don't get to stay at a hotel? Why doesn't he
- 4:09Speaker 1: go to her house? Like why would you car into
- 4:12Speaker 1: the family home? Clearly they want paparazzi to see them
- 4:16Speaker 1: and be whatever. But I know I'm a little emotional
- 4:20Speaker 1: about it, probably because I watched the Atlanta trailer today.
- 4:25Speaker 1: What do you think? Well, I cried at the end
- 4:30Speaker 1: Withdrew And maybe it's because I'm on my leah. But
- 4:34Speaker 1: the period they have not watched Girl's Trip. So we
- 4:39Speaker 1: have Charay, Candy, Kenya, Drew Marlowe, Sonia, I can't I'm
- 4:45Speaker 1: gonna butcher her name Manietta. Yeah was how you say?
- 4:49Speaker 1: And a new girl Courtney Rhodes so big cast. Candy
- 4:55Speaker 1: looks like she's clocked in this season. I was gonna
- 4:58Speaker 1: say the fact that Candy is crying, screaming and ready
- 5:01Speaker 1: to drag, like using that voice the entire time and
- 5:05Speaker 1: more than once. I think she said she would have
- 5:07Speaker 1: kicked somebody's ass. Um. Yeah, she said I'm crying because
- 5:11Speaker 1: if not, I would choke you or see something like that.
- 5:14Speaker 1: But well, there's a lot, I mean, pretty much the
- 5:17Speaker 1: entire trailer is chre like. She's the big part of it.
- 5:23Speaker 1: Marlow's a big part of it, Candy's a big part
- 5:25Speaker 1: of it. We're seeing a little bit of Kenya, We're
- 5:30Speaker 1: seeing um very little Drew. The only we saw one
- 5:35Speaker 1: part of Drew and Ralph and therapy um and then
- 5:39Speaker 1: Drew crying at the end, which like that's the part
- 5:42Speaker 1: that I lost it. But there was a lot of
- 5:44Speaker 1: special appearances. Did you see Keim Zulziac, Lisa Wu okay,
- 5:48Speaker 1: so yes? And who we did not see, which is
- 5:55Speaker 1: no big surprise, is Nanie. And we didn't Porsche either. Well,
- 6:02Speaker 1: Porsche's too busy being a star right now, because she
- 6:05Speaker 1: is a star. Well you know what this. I feel
- 6:08Speaker 1: like Porsche's needs to come back next season now after
- 6:10Speaker 1: this A thousand percent. I don't even know why she left. Yeah,
- 6:16Speaker 1: I mean I think it's good. I think it's gonna
- 6:20Speaker 1: be a lot of drama. I think the relationships are
- 6:23Speaker 1: starting to form more. The part with Marlow where Marlow
- 6:26Speaker 1: keeps saying she's gone to therapy and she's changed, and
- 6:28Speaker 1: then she asks her the boys. Yeah, She's like, UM,
- 6:34Speaker 1: how do you guys think I'm doing? And they're like, M,
- 6:37Speaker 1: you're trying, You're trying. How about Kenya dating a new
- 6:41Speaker 1: man who Marlo says she did it and pucked her
- 6:44Speaker 1: cherry and then Kenya said that's not true. She was like,
- 6:49Speaker 1: I just coughed up some bullshit. But then I also,
- 6:54Speaker 1: I know I love her so much. I do think
- 6:56Speaker 1: that her and Drew must be getting along because Drew
- 6:58Speaker 1: posted a picture of their opening titles, which, oh my gosh,
- 7:05Speaker 1: they all look so stunning. It's kind of like a
- 7:08Speaker 1: gold orange. That's what Orange County should be. I know
- 7:13Speaker 1: it's not Easter whatever you guys are that we're always
- 7:16Speaker 1: Easter baskets. Um, but can you wear jewel tones? I'm
- 7:21Speaker 1: not trying to shade you guys over at Orange County,
- 7:23Speaker 1: but I don't think you guys could pull off any
- 7:26Speaker 1: of these dresses. I think that we could. I do
- 7:30Speaker 1: think we could I just stop. Sorry, Well, I mean
- 7:39Speaker 1: we do have a good color this season for our intros.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Do you are there any sky tops? No, there hasn't
- 7:47Speaker 1: been any skytops since nineteen eighty five on the show,
- 7:50Speaker 1: So easy with that. Ye I was born. Yes, nineteen
- 7:55Speaker 1: eighty five. Wait, that is not the year ye no
- 7:57Speaker 1: I was born. That's a year my son was born.
- 8:00Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. But um, I think this the season's
- 8:04Speaker 1: going to be really good. They showed a little bit
- 8:07Speaker 1: sonya Is does not appear to be pregnant, even though
- 8:10Speaker 1: that was her storyline last year. She appears to be.
- 8:13Speaker 1: Now she's appearing to kick her parents out. So we're
- 8:17Speaker 1: really excited for Atlanta. That premieres. Um do we know
- 8:21Speaker 1: when it premiers? May seventh, seven. Um, I knew it
- 8:27Speaker 1: was something like that. Speaking of Atlanta, we saw that
- 8:44Speaker 1: Eva Eva filed for divorce from her husband for divorce.
- 8:50Speaker 1: But the part that's so wild is the husband's comments
- 8:55Speaker 1: after wait, what are his comments? So he says, um, well,
- 9:02Speaker 1: she says there has been. I'm going to read this
- 9:04Speaker 1: because it's the actual quote that she said, there has been.
- 9:07Speaker 1: This has been one of the hardest decisions I've ever had.
- 9:09Speaker 1: To make, but sometimes life takes you in a journey
- 9:11Speaker 1: in a direction you were not expecting. Our children remain
- 9:15Speaker 1: our biggest priority, and the eight and a half years
- 9:18Speaker 1: we have spent together will always be cherished. We asked
- 9:21Speaker 1: that you respect our privacy. Well, then he writes, I
- 9:27Speaker 1: am not going to lose my wife. I'm going to
- 9:29Speaker 1: fight for her with every fiber in my being. I
- 9:32Speaker 1: love her and plan to show her how much I
- 9:35Speaker 1: love her and that our love is strong enough to
- 9:37Speaker 1: get to the other side. Okay, if that doesn't scream
- 9:41Speaker 1: I cheated, I don't know it does allegedly. I mean
- 9:46Speaker 1: I did not respect the privacy, and I sent her
- 9:48Speaker 1: text message just saying I was thinking about her. I
- 9:51Speaker 1: did notwhelmed right now, But I mean when we were
- 9:57Speaker 1: on girls trip, she spoke so highly of him and
- 10:00Speaker 1: would talk to him on the phone and FaceTime and stuff,
- 10:03Speaker 1: and she I knew how much you could tell how
- 10:06Speaker 1: much she loved him. So, oh, Eve, I'm so sorry.
- 10:09Speaker 1: I hope that they can't work it out, because they
- 10:11Speaker 1: do have I think three kids or two kids together.
- 10:15Speaker 1: They have two kids together, and then he's also Arley. Yeah,
- 10:20Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it's really it's really a bummer
- 10:23Speaker 1: and so sad. And I also feel like him making
- 10:26Speaker 1: that public announcement though, is his way to like try to, like,
- 10:30Speaker 1: I don't know, love bomb her or whatever the phrases
- 10:33Speaker 1: and make her feel a certain way after obviously he's
- 10:35Speaker 1: done something wrong. Well, we don't know he's done something wrong,
- 10:39Speaker 1: but hopefully they can figure it out now the next
- 10:43Speaker 1: But I think it's more about actions than words. Yeah,
- 10:47Speaker 1: for sure. So there is a new housewife alert. Anne
- 10:53Speaker 1: Marie Wiley has been filming for Beverly Hills. Now, is
- 10:56Speaker 1: this somebody you know? What can you tell us we
- 10:59Speaker 1: need to love? Yes? I know Anne Marie well because
- 11:03Speaker 1: her husband Marcellus Um. Yes, he was a pro football player,
- 11:07Speaker 1: but he is also a football coach on Cruise's flag football.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Why did I know? Why did I guess? I kind
- 11:15Speaker 1: of felt that. So we see them ever, you know,
- 11:19Speaker 1: Cruise plays year round ball. Like they've tried to recruit
- 11:22Speaker 1: Cruise before, Like we are pals, Like she is one
- 11:25Speaker 1: of those because football now, I mean parents, now, are
- 11:28Speaker 1: they're different than me? Like I'm one of those people
- 11:30Speaker 1: that when I'm in the stands, I like screamed from
- 11:32Speaker 1: my kids. I'm like, oh yeah, and like every like
- 11:36Speaker 1: other people are like, oh everyone's a winner and blah
- 11:38Speaker 1: blah blah. Anne Marie is like cool and fun and
- 11:42Speaker 1: like us, like we are We're always rooting for our kids. Um,
- 11:46Speaker 1: she's super into fitness. She's also an anenthusiologist. So you
- 11:49Speaker 1: know that Larsa is really gonna lose her. Oh my god,
- 11:52Speaker 1: I wonder if Larisa has used her. Oh my god.
- 11:56Speaker 1: You know, we have an NFL player that lives in
- 11:58Speaker 1: our community here and I am rallying for them to
- 12:03Speaker 1: come on the show next season. Yeah, I mean I
- 12:05Speaker 1: think he's a super Bowl winner. So oh she was
- 12:09Speaker 1: at she's an ex cheerleader, dancer, TV host and I
- 12:13Speaker 1: am going to push for that next season. All right,
- 12:17Speaker 1: we'll text me her name after but if if you know,
- 12:20Speaker 1: I cannot consume her that But if she is going
- 12:23Speaker 1: to be a full time housewife, I think she will
- 12:25Speaker 1: be great because she's outspoken. And what I love about
- 12:28Speaker 1: marcellis is he's a no filter type guy. He's not
- 12:31Speaker 1: like he'll just say so. He's a good, good house husband.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Do you know, do you think she's been hired as
- 12:37Speaker 1: a friend or a full time housewife? Do you know
- 12:40Speaker 1: any of that or can you guess by her? I
- 12:45Speaker 1: can't say. I mean I text with her, but um
- 12:48Speaker 1: I can't fully say. But what I can say is
- 12:51Speaker 1: clear knowledge is if you go to her page and
- 12:54Speaker 1: follow her. She did a post and she put diamonds
- 12:56Speaker 1: all next to it. I can say that if I
- 12:58Speaker 1: were going back as a friend of, or if I
- 13:00Speaker 1: was going on as a friend of, I wouldn't put
- 13:02Speaker 1: diamonds right right, Like I think a diamond symbolizes a diamond,
- 13:09Speaker 1: not like a diamond a couple inches away, but you
- 13:11Speaker 1: don't actually hold Well, I'm excited. She was like, they're
- 13:14Speaker 1: pulling in everybody to fill Lisa Runna's shoes lately. Well,
- 13:19Speaker 1: I think they're just trying to figure back in. It
- 13:23Speaker 1: just looks like that. Who knows. I have no idea
- 13:24Speaker 1: what's going on in that show. This next one I
- 13:28Speaker 1: didn't even understand. But it's Oh the lawsuit, the lawsuit,
- 13:36Speaker 1: the what they wrote in the article here, it's like
- 13:39Speaker 1: two drawn out. But what essentially what happened is the
- 13:41Speaker 1: lawsuit and regarding the bots. Basically, the judge is dismissing
- 13:45Speaker 1: the bots because they weren't impersonating Diana to make it
- 13:49Speaker 1: look like she was writing herself. So the judge is
- 13:51Speaker 1: saying they won't grant Diana's lawyers to get additional information
- 13:56Speaker 1: because it's clearly just you know, rabid fans and she
- 13:59Speaker 1: doesn't need to know any more information. So clearly we're
- 14:02Speaker 1: never going to find out who did these things. So
- 14:05Speaker 1: it was never considered cyber bullying and we right, right,
- 14:10Speaker 1: and this it was to the fourteen year old son
- 14:12Speaker 1: of Garcelves right, Yeah, Why why do you think she
- 14:16Speaker 1: she did this? I think she wanted to prove I
- 14:20Speaker 1: think she wanted to prove her innocence, and but I
- 14:25Speaker 1: think she also has a shit ton of money to
- 14:27Speaker 1: spend and she can just throw out wherever a way
- 14:29Speaker 1: she wants. And if she was going to continue on
- 14:32Speaker 1: the show, she wanted to be able to have the
- 14:34Speaker 1: evidence that now she is not filming on the show.
- 14:37Speaker 1: Whatsoever is that? And will you be filming on the
- 14:41Speaker 1: show this season? Um? I was asked, that's all I
- 14:46Speaker 1: can say. Okay, I was unavailable at that particular time.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Well maybe you will go back at another time. I
- 14:56Speaker 1: guess we'll just have to see, Tam. I guess we'll
- 14:58Speaker 1: just have to see you know what, My husband does
- 15:01Speaker 1: keep sending me video, I mean pictures. The reason I
- 15:04Speaker 1: asked you about that street in Orange County is because
- 15:06Speaker 1: he really does want to move there. So I'm it
- 15:08Speaker 1: really just what. Yes, I was wondering if you respond
- 15:12Speaker 1: to me, I said, do you know where this addresses?
- 15:15Speaker 1: And I put this. I sent you the link to
- 15:18Speaker 1: the house shut up two days ago. I did see it.
- 15:23Speaker 1: It's really pretty well, what what what city? Um? It's
- 15:27Speaker 1: in Dana Point. And it's because I don't know what
- 15:31Speaker 1: is in the group text. It's in the group text.
- 15:34Speaker 1: I okay. So that's that's why my disability comes in.
- 15:36Speaker 1: We're on a group text, you guys, and there's four
- 15:39Speaker 1: of us, and I'm assuming that's what the group text
- 15:41Speaker 1: you sense, just the four of us, and it goes
- 15:43Speaker 1: crazy all day long, all day long. And if you
- 15:46Speaker 1: are actually working or doing something and you get you know, behind,
- 15:51Speaker 1: forget about it. You can't. I'll walk out of hot
- 15:53Speaker 1: yoga and missed seventy four texts. Yeah, you'll go, oh
- 15:56Speaker 1: seventy five texts today? Um? Out deep. So I'm actually
- 16:02Speaker 1: looking at houses in Dana Point as well, so all
- 16:07Speaker 1: I can tell you this one's not on beach road.
- 16:09Speaker 1: But it's like beautiful access to me, Like, wait, wait, wait,
- 16:13Speaker 1: edyone wants to move to Orange County. Well, he's just
- 16:15Speaker 1: worth thinking about it because now Bella's in high school,
- 16:18Speaker 1: she'll be in high school, and he's just deciding and
- 16:21Speaker 1: so I he's trying to get me to come around
- 16:23Speaker 1: to it. So I'm like, I don't know. My life
- 16:26Speaker 1: is here, all my friends are here, mine camera. Well,
- 16:30Speaker 1: now we can hang out more and you can join
- 16:32Speaker 1: the Orange County cast. I was speaking about that traveling
- 16:36Speaker 1: together and oh my god, it's gonna be so much fun. Well,
- 16:39Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm definitely moving there. I'm just saying,
- 16:43Speaker 1: do we Did we hear that Megan King was filming
- 16:50Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. Well, I haven't talked to her, but I
- 16:53Speaker 1: do know that Megan was in for the concert that
- 16:56Speaker 1: we missed. I'm not the concert, the award. I'm sorry,
- 17:03Speaker 1: it's we're so old. It was too many late it
- 17:05Speaker 1: was too many late nights in one week. And it's
- 17:07Speaker 1: like Eddie. Eddie was actually disappointed. He's like, maybe we
- 17:10Speaker 1: should just go. I'm like, Babe, I'm exhausted. It was
- 17:12Speaker 1: right after we got back from Vegas. I know, and
- 17:14Speaker 1: I was in another night than you, I know. So
- 17:17Speaker 1: Megan text me and said, oh you go, and I said,
- 17:20Speaker 1: I just can't. I'm just I can't. I've just got
- 17:22Speaker 1: too much on a place. She's alway totally get it.
- 17:24Speaker 1: So I know she was in town for that, so
- 17:26Speaker 1: I think maybe she was just shopping. Well Meredith, maybe
- 17:31Speaker 1: he's there too. Yeah, I mean it was an event,
- 17:35Speaker 1: but Meredith was there, Megan King was there. So I mean,
- 17:39Speaker 1: I think they're starting to open that gap of no crossovers.
- 17:43Speaker 1: I mean, clearly they did that already with Taylor. But um, yeah, yeah,
- 17:47Speaker 1: I think that you fit in better in Orange County
- 17:51Speaker 1: than the Beverly Hill Show. I'm worried I would eat
- 17:54Speaker 1: some of the ladies alive, and you and I would
- 17:56Speaker 1: call each other's faces off. That's all right, we'd get
- 17:58Speaker 1: over it, be partners in crime. Me, you and Emily
- 18:03Speaker 1: would be the new trace A Megas. Oh my, um,
- 18:09Speaker 1: but who knows. We've just been looking at places and
- 18:11Speaker 1: it's totally up in there and it may never happen.
- 18:13Speaker 1: Sla started crying. Oh shit, she was like mom, but
- 18:18Speaker 1: not even about anything other than her best friend Eloie.
- 18:21Speaker 1: She's like, what, about alois what if you cut the
- 18:24Speaker 1: house in LA we would keep this house and rent
- 18:27Speaker 1: it out as one is not every person that sells
- 18:29Speaker 1: houses like he is. I'm in now. It's the same
- 18:34Speaker 1: Like we've moved twice and we kept this house and
- 18:37Speaker 1: we'll move back. And he says he will never sell
- 18:38Speaker 1: this house. But who knows. And I know we're off topic,
- 18:41Speaker 1: but PSA to you guys, the way that they say
- 18:43Speaker 1: the best way to earn money is by owning houses
- 18:48Speaker 1: that you keep renting out. Because ultimately, if you were
- 18:51Speaker 1: going to ever gift your kids something, giving them a
- 18:55Speaker 1: house is way more beneficial than like a big chunk
- 18:58Speaker 1: of money, and they can use it as an investment
- 19:01Speaker 1: like all different things. It's just it's better to like
- 19:04Speaker 1: if you have the opportunity to invest in a home
- 19:07Speaker 1: versus you know, yeah, my plan is to buy each
- 19:10Speaker 1: one of my kids a house. So yeah, I mean
- 19:12Speaker 1: it's it's huge. It's a game changer for sure. My
- 19:27Speaker 1: first thought on Jersey is Louis is a bad cop
- 19:34Speaker 1: playing a good cop on TV. He's a people pleaser.
- 19:38Speaker 1: It's not how was it pleasing? Not pleasing me? He's
- 19:41Speaker 1: with whoever And moisturizer would please me if you put
- 19:45Speaker 1: some on. I almost threw up, and you said that.
- 19:50Speaker 1: I laughed and burped at the same time, and it
- 19:52Speaker 1: almost didn't come out well like it is the I'm sorry.
- 19:57Speaker 1: I get being tan, I understand want to you know,
- 20:01Speaker 1: all the things, but the redness just it's not healthy.
- 20:05Speaker 1: Just put on a little CC cream, my friend. We
- 20:08Speaker 1: don't have to call it makeup. Oh my god. Well,
- 20:10Speaker 1: there's one thing I don't ever want to see ever
- 20:13Speaker 1: again on any of these shows, and I never want
- 20:15Speaker 1: to see the men in a Gucci or Balmain T shirt.
- 20:20Speaker 1: I don't actually want to see the men in any
- 20:22Speaker 1: brand because I find with like a little Travis Miller
- 20:26Speaker 1: right here, like a little insignia, but like I don't
- 20:29Speaker 1: need to see full words and probably not even I
- 20:32Speaker 1: really like yeah, just no, just stop, just stop with
- 20:35Speaker 1: the designer and their T shirts too, if you want
- 20:40Speaker 1: a nice sports jacket whatever. But I have to be honest,
- 20:43Speaker 1: I don't really need to see a woman in a
- 20:45Speaker 1: Gucci T shirt either, but I know that it has
- 20:48Speaker 1: a lot in the housewives worlds. I'm actually completely over
- 20:53Speaker 1: Gucci at this point. I think, I mean, I have
- 20:55Speaker 1: some I have a lot of purses and stuff, but wellwise,
- 20:59Speaker 1: are you over pizza ovens? Because this is where the
- 21:01Speaker 1: next thing comes up, and which we got so many
- 21:04Speaker 1: questions about this. I feel like they're giving us half
- 21:07Speaker 1: the information because they want to give us the rest,
- 21:09Speaker 1: like at the reunion, oh a thousand percent. And that's
- 21:11Speaker 1: what people don't understand. That's what they do. I mean,
- 21:14Speaker 1: those produce, those editors are like psychiatrists exactly how to
- 21:20Speaker 1: mind you and then have, you know, more conversation. It
- 21:23Speaker 1: just doesn't really make a lot of sense to me.
- 21:26Speaker 1: Like I thought I heard Joey saying, as confessional, I
- 21:31Speaker 1: would have put in two hundred thousand dollars. Well, okay,
- 21:37Speaker 1: Louie and Teresa make it sound like he had never
- 21:39Speaker 1: intended on putting any money. Well, this is the first
- 21:42Speaker 1: thing we need to point out, which I don't know
- 21:44Speaker 1: is one hundred percent clear, because as they start fighting,
- 21:47Speaker 1: I had to go back and rewatch this part. Who
- 21:50Speaker 1: actually brought up this conversation first, and it was Teresa.
- 21:54Speaker 1: It was in fact Teresa, even though it starts looking
- 21:56Speaker 1: like it was Joe and Melissa, it was Teresa. So
- 22:01Speaker 1: to give a little backstory, is Joe had an idea
- 22:04Speaker 1: to make and sell pizza ovens, and he was going
- 22:07Speaker 1: to partner with Louie to do it. Louie laid out
- 22:09Speaker 1: the two hundred and fifty thousand to get the project started,
- 22:12Speaker 1: and then Louie wanted to give Joe five percent of
- 22:14Speaker 1: the company because it was his idea. Allegedly, Joe wanted
- 22:17Speaker 1: fifty percent, and Teresa told him if he wanted that much,
- 22:21Speaker 1: he must also put some money up. Well, that's is
- 22:24Speaker 1: why he would think. He wasn't like, if you're not personal,
- 22:28Speaker 1: why would you be a fifty fifty partner? Right? And
- 22:31Speaker 1: That's where I'm That's where I'm confused, because Joey and
- 22:34Speaker 1: his confessional said like, of course I would have put
- 22:37Speaker 1: the money up. But then they ordered pizza boxes without
- 22:41Speaker 1: Joey knowing, and did they have the product? I don't
- 22:43Speaker 1: know that they even have the Who orders a box
- 22:45Speaker 1: before the product? Well, I mean the products, Doe? I
- 22:49Speaker 1: mean no, it's a pizza oven. Oh, but don't you
- 22:55Speaker 1: you're no. They wanted to do restaurants, like is it
- 22:58Speaker 1: ovens or is it box? It's like, why are they
- 23:00Speaker 1: ordering the boxes before the ovens and the restaurant? It
- 23:04Speaker 1: was my understanding, they were making pizza ovens like no,
- 23:07Speaker 1: but they were No, they were buying pizza ovens because
- 23:09Speaker 1: they were gonna do. What Joe Gorga is saying is
- 23:12Speaker 1: they wanted to do a restaurant called No No, and
- 23:15Speaker 1: then Teresa went behind his back and did these skinny
- 23:20Speaker 1: girl pizzas and did a photo shoot with the girls,
- 23:22Speaker 1: and that's what pissed him off. Um, and not to
- 23:26Speaker 1: be ann asked, but do you think if maybe Home
- 23:29Speaker 1: Depots sold pizza ovens, Joe could have chipped in? Was
- 23:35Speaker 1: first of you? Remember that? Yes? I do. Um. I
- 23:41Speaker 1: have a feeling that Bethany would have a problem with
- 23:44Speaker 1: somebody coming out with skinny girl pizzas. I know who
- 23:48Speaker 1: else would have a problem. Jackie remember she had a
- 23:51Speaker 1: problem with Bethany because of the skinny girl Okay, so wait,
- 23:57Speaker 1: take it back. So is it the actual pizza oven
- 24:00Speaker 1: they're trying to sell or pizzas they want to open
- 24:04Speaker 1: a restaurant. I never heard that once. Yes, they wanted
- 24:09Speaker 1: to open a restaurant. They want to make and sell
- 24:11Speaker 1: the pizza ovens they Teresa once had a cookbook called
- 24:15Speaker 1: um Skinny Italian. Yeah, Skinny Italian. So I guess that's
- 24:18Speaker 1: what they were trying to do. But I hate to
- 24:22Speaker 1: break everybody. You can't really say that anymore. You're that
- 24:26Speaker 1: that is you've gone you've gone past. It's no longer
- 24:29Speaker 1: a phrase, that's you know, you just can't pizzas wellness pizzas.
- 24:38Speaker 1: My question is is, like, Okay, so Joey wasn't gonna
- 24:41Speaker 1: put the money and they never expected the money, according
- 24:43Speaker 1: to Louis and Teresa. Now why didn't they move forward
- 24:46Speaker 1: with the business? If they ordered the boxes, took the photoshoot,
- 24:49Speaker 1: why are they Why didn't he continue with it? Why
- 24:52Speaker 1: did he just lose two hundred and fifty thousand dollars?
- 24:55Speaker 1: My guess is they don't. I mean, I think Jackie
- 24:58Speaker 1: pointed this out and like a Alvo after show or
- 25:01Speaker 1: something that I watched a clip but somebody said, you know,
- 25:04Speaker 1: Louie's doing really well for himself allegedly, and Jackie goes,
- 25:09Speaker 1: but are they? And then she even continues on to say,
- 25:14Speaker 1: I mean, those Cardier bracelets were clearly fake that he
- 25:16Speaker 1: gave said yes, how did I miss that? It was
- 25:21Speaker 1: just a little I want no, this wasn't in the episode.
- 25:24Speaker 1: This wasn't a clip and the after show Oh oh okay,
- 25:27Speaker 1: but who knows. Maybe he thought he was going to
- 25:30Speaker 1: go in and put the two hundred and fifty thousand,
- 25:31Speaker 1: and then once it couldn't be matched, the deal was done.
- 25:34Speaker 1: But who just I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Somebody
- 25:37Speaker 1: that has a business and you have a business, you
- 25:38Speaker 1: don't do that. I have a business partner when we
- 25:40Speaker 1: went into business, and it wasn't like, oh, yeah, you
- 25:42Speaker 1: put your money in, but I'm not gonna put mine in. No,
- 25:44Speaker 1: those are your You came up with a business plan
- 25:46Speaker 1: and then you write it down and then attorneys look
- 25:48Speaker 1: at it. Now all the things, so you know who's
- 25:51Speaker 1: doing what right, But that's what what Maybe they do
- 25:55Speaker 1: it on a handshake over there. No. Louise said that
- 25:58Speaker 1: his lawyers contacted Joe and that set Joe off. Joe
- 26:01Speaker 1: and Melissa are claiming that is not what set him off.
- 26:04Speaker 1: It's that they changed the name and started proceeding along
- 26:07Speaker 1: with this behind his back, doing a different plan. What
- 26:10Speaker 1: I will say is if he was going to put
- 26:12Speaker 1: no money down and was offered five percent of the business, uh,
- 26:17Speaker 1: that's a good deal. Um, unless it's going to be
- 26:20Speaker 1: his likeness it's about his family and he's doing all
- 26:23Speaker 1: the work. Do you really think Louis was going to
- 26:25Speaker 1: go into the pizza place? I don't know. Shark Tank
- 26:27Speaker 1: would never Yeah. Now, but if you're not putting any
- 26:31Speaker 1: money into it, so okay, you put some sweat equity
- 26:33Speaker 1: into it. I mean, how much do you think you
- 26:35Speaker 1: deserve if you're going to be promoting it, if you're
- 26:40Speaker 1: if you're the bigger star or whatever, and Theresa's only
- 26:43Speaker 1: going to be doing a portion. Who Here's here's the thing.
- 26:47Speaker 1: I had to bite my fingers off in order to
- 26:49Speaker 1: not text Melissa yesterday and say can I please see
- 26:52Speaker 1: a picture from the photo shoot? Because I just didn't.
- 26:54Speaker 1: I want to. Do you think that we're going to
- 26:56Speaker 1: see these boxes? I think we're going to see a
- 26:58Speaker 1: picture of the photo shoot at some point. I don't
- 27:01Speaker 1: know when, but I guess we can't go on to
- 27:04Speaker 1: this anymore until we get to Danielle. Oh my gosh, um,
- 27:12Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that Danielle doesn't know anybody an explanation
- 27:16Speaker 1: to why her brother is their their fight between the
- 27:21Speaker 1: two of them, She doesn't owe anybody, but you know
- 27:23Speaker 1: what her brother's coming on the show. But then don't
- 27:25Speaker 1: tell us in the freaking first place. Well, and we
- 27:28Speaker 1: talk about a lot of things on the show that
- 27:30Speaker 1: don't make it. In the only reason I would assume
- 27:33Speaker 1: it's gonna make it, it's because we're gonna see you know,
- 27:37Speaker 1: it was gonna make it. She was talking to Melissa
- 27:39Speaker 1: about it originally, like, of course, that's a huge storyline.
- 27:43Speaker 1: And then if you give a half past story about
- 27:45Speaker 1: why it ended, you can say there's a multitude of reasons,
- 27:49Speaker 1: but this, she could say, this is the straw that
- 27:52Speaker 1: broke the camel's back. Well, brothers and sisters have passed
- 27:55Speaker 1: histories of a lot like growing up. Yeah, obviously you
- 27:58Speaker 1: have a brother, you have a sister. You know that
- 28:00Speaker 1: there's always something you know. Yeah, I mean my sister
- 28:04Speaker 1: and I heard each other's feelings accidentally all the time.
- 28:06Speaker 1: We don't realize it talks for the fact. But I
- 28:08Speaker 1: still think, regardless, you're now on your second event that
- 28:14Speaker 1: you've left, and I think that's bullshit. You know what
- 28:16Speaker 1: you sign up. I don't think that that was a
- 28:18Speaker 1: reason to leave at all. I don't think she should
- 28:20Speaker 1: have left, but I need to see her brother, and
- 28:25Speaker 1: I need to see this play up because right now,
- 28:27Speaker 1: I'm just like, this is annoying. Why we spent two
- 28:29Speaker 1: episodes so far talking about what did you do to
- 28:32Speaker 1: your brother? I'm not trusting your story. Well, we don't
- 28:35Speaker 1: even know the guy. I don't really care either way
- 28:37Speaker 1: what happened with her brother. But what I do care
- 28:40Speaker 1: about is how the week before she's like in the limit,
- 28:44Speaker 1: she's like not mush with me, like a crazy lunatic,
- 28:49Speaker 1: and then this week she just walks in and flips
- 28:51Speaker 1: out again and leaves. Well, she can't keep doing that.
- 28:53Speaker 1: She keeps doing that, and she's being a bad, bad housewife.
- 28:56Speaker 1: But we don't fully know the history of jack and
- 29:00Speaker 1: her sister either, and I don't care, right but Jackie
- 29:04Speaker 1: has repeatedly said it's years and years of bad things.
- 29:07Speaker 1: So people aren't digging because she's admitting to it's dysfunctional.
- 29:13Speaker 1: You don't need like when somebody says dysfunctional, you don't
- 29:15Speaker 1: need to fully break it down. But okay, don't quick,
- 29:21Speaker 1: don't come on the Housewives and leave unless you're crying.
- 29:23Speaker 1: I will. I am going to agree with you on that.
- 29:27Speaker 1: If you are talking a big game and your confessionals
- 29:29Speaker 1: and you're running out on every damn party. Um, it
- 29:34Speaker 1: doesn't look good for you. Do you think Jackie really
- 29:36Speaker 1: cares or she just wanted to antagonize Danielle and you
- 29:38Speaker 1: know what, power to her. No matter which one it is.
- 29:41Speaker 1: I think Jackie's just here too antagonize everybody this season.
- 29:44Speaker 1: You know what, Jackie, get your hip back, girl, get
- 29:47Speaker 1: your hip back. Um, next thing, we need to talk
- 29:52Speaker 1: about Rachel. Wait a second? Oh, okay, okay, because I
- 29:57Speaker 1: like to talk about I want to talk about maybe
- 29:59Speaker 1: she needs to be along to the Teddy and Tamro
- 30:01Speaker 1: school of dictionary use because she used the word tolle
- 30:04Speaker 1: that I wrote them down above and beyond. And I'm
- 30:07Speaker 1: a perfectionist, but that's not what I'm seeing when I
- 30:11Speaker 1: see sad Ariel laying in a clamshell and some grass
- 30:15Speaker 1: on a rainy day. Okay, can we talk about Ariel?
- 30:18Speaker 1: What was that? That was borderline embarrassing? Not borderline? That
- 30:26Speaker 1: was embarrassing. One, if you're gonna have a mermaid, put
- 30:30Speaker 1: her in water in the corner shell's send her out
- 30:34Speaker 1: to sea to find her prince charming, but don't have
- 30:37Speaker 1: her in the grass near cut like me. No, it's weird.
- 30:41Speaker 1: And how about bone marrow. Do you like bone marrow?
- 30:44Speaker 1: Absolutely not? Oh you weren't in Vegas the second night
- 30:47Speaker 1: where I paid my brother a hundred dollars to drink
- 30:49Speaker 1: the bone marrow out of the thing. Oh loves bone marrow? Disgusting.
- 30:54Speaker 1: I don't like what any I can barely know that
- 30:57Speaker 1: texture is a no for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well Teddy, Yeah,
- 31:03Speaker 1: can I hold your hand? I'm sorry? Can I hold
- 31:07Speaker 1: your hand? Just put your hand out here? Just give
- 31:09Speaker 1: me your hand here it is? Oh? Can we I
- 31:11Speaker 1: just before I talk to you about this? I just
- 31:13Speaker 1: I need to your hand. You know what Here we're
- 31:17Speaker 1: holding hands, we're together, and we're going to talk about this. Um.
- 31:21Speaker 1: But know what that hand holding did set Teresa the
- 31:25Speaker 1: f off? And then god, I mean true, Melissa's face
- 31:31Speaker 1: was like, okay, it's like people give me a hug
- 31:36Speaker 1: and it lasts more than three seconds. I'm like, get off.
- 31:39Speaker 1: I'm fine with a three second hug, But when you
- 31:41Speaker 1: want to embrace a little longer, I want to kick you.
- 31:44Speaker 1: And the sins. Yeah, how about when Teresa tries to
- 31:49Speaker 1: interrupt the conversation and Louie shuts her down by telling
- 31:51Speaker 1: her to respect their conversation. Did this episode shift a
- 31:56Speaker 1: little bit for you when it comes to Louis, I've
- 31:59Speaker 1: I have been doing my best to put my feelings
- 32:04Speaker 1: aside and like not judge Louie to their positive feelings upfront.
- 32:10Speaker 1: For Louie, right, we're trying to give him a chance.
- 32:12Speaker 1: I'm trying to give him a chance as much as
- 32:15Speaker 1: I could, especially after we had Teresa on and Teresa's
- 32:18Speaker 1: you know, and her and he let me just say,
- 32:21Speaker 1: when I met Louie, he was nothing but nice to
- 32:24Speaker 1: me at the MTV Awards, So sweet, so nice, you know.
- 32:29Speaker 1: I think that him telling Joey that he wears his
- 32:33Speaker 1: father's pajamas at night to make the girls feel safe
- 32:36Speaker 1: and loved. I don't think anybody's going to ever get
- 32:39Speaker 1: over that, even though Teresa came forward into a statement
- 32:43Speaker 1: and said that it was several new pajamas, and to me,
- 32:46Speaker 1: it's not even about that. Once I saw Louie lose
- 32:51Speaker 1: it on Teresa, Like, here's the problem. He's so condescending.
- 32:55Speaker 1: That's what I don't like. Like, if you sometimes lose
- 32:58Speaker 1: your temper, that's normal. It's it's it's not normal to
- 33:02Speaker 1: say that couples, don't you know. I'll be like, oh,
- 33:04Speaker 1: for sure, shut the door. But it's like you can
- 33:08Speaker 1: get irritated, but he does it in this way like
- 33:11Speaker 1: he is above and better than and I'm like, clearly
- 33:14Speaker 1: you're not, because it appears that you allegedly have some
- 33:18Speaker 1: past issues with anger, So don't try to fool us here. Um,
- 33:25Speaker 1: but I know we have more to get on about
- 33:27Speaker 1: that conversation. But him doing the motivational talk on his
- 33:33Speaker 1: Instagram and then the guys guys mocking it. I want
- 33:37Speaker 1: to thank God for telling me that I need to
- 33:40Speaker 1: whack somebody today. I actually made Eddie watch the scene
- 33:45Speaker 1: where Teresa walked in and you know, Louis said what
- 33:49Speaker 1: he said to her. I'm like, is he being littling her?
- 33:52Speaker 1: Is this being rude? Am I being too sensitive? And
- 33:54Speaker 1: he's like, no, that's that was messed up. Yeah, um,
- 33:58Speaker 1: I think it was. It was too up. And then
- 34:00Speaker 1: know what I also thought was really messed up when
- 34:04Speaker 1: Teresa tells the girls that Melissa has daddy issues, especially
- 34:09Speaker 1: since her dad passed away, like that is not cool.
- 34:13Speaker 1: I mean, I think and he passed away like in
- 34:15Speaker 1: a tragic car crash, like imagine like the things that
- 34:20Speaker 1: Teresa still holds Melissa accountable for even when truly I
- 34:23Speaker 1: think the issue isn't Melissa, it's Joe and Teresa that's
- 34:27Speaker 1: an issue. Sure, they're the issue. I have to agree,
- 34:30Speaker 1: and I will say that I think that Melissa and
- 34:33Speaker 1: Joe were a class act in this episode. I know
- 34:37Speaker 1: that Joe got into it a little bit with Louis
- 34:39Speaker 1: where he's like, you want to dance, dude, like and
- 34:42Speaker 1: he laughs. But it was like, I don't know if
- 34:46Speaker 1: if my sister in law was telling me she was
- 34:48Speaker 1: wearing my dad dad's dead mom's pajamas, I'd be like,
- 34:52Speaker 1: oh no, this is so morbid, like what are you doing?
- 34:56Speaker 1: But also mine didn't have really any good answers for
- 35:00Speaker 1: any of it, and I felt like I was on
- 35:01Speaker 1: a merry go around that like wouldn't stop spinning during
- 35:04Speaker 1: the whole conversation, like you want to jump off but
- 35:07Speaker 1: you can't. Then they come back in, then there's more.
- 35:09Speaker 1: It's just constant chaos. But the part that killed me
- 35:13Speaker 1: the most was when they finally go to leave and
- 35:17Speaker 1: then they have to go and ask Louie to but
- 35:20Speaker 1: he was like cool, he said, Kyloe, can you make
- 35:22Speaker 1: your car? I mean, the one thing that I mean
- 35:25Speaker 1: statement of the show was from Margaret. I don't even
- 35:29Speaker 1: want to have a conversation with Jennifer because I'll probably
- 35:31Speaker 1: catching fire from the polyester. Um. Well, the fact of Mark,
- 35:37Speaker 1: I like the way Jennifer dresses me too. We own
- 35:40Speaker 1: that we own a similar version of that dress from
- 35:42Speaker 1: Bronson Bancou. But Marge, you can't critique somebody's clothing when
- 35:46Speaker 1: you're looking like, um, you're on the national tour of
- 35:50Speaker 1: the New Jersey Nutcracker, Like, well, they have definitely have
- 35:54Speaker 1: different tastes in clothing, and um, I will say I
- 35:58Speaker 1: like the way Jennifer dresses. I think she's a always
- 36:00Speaker 1: very well put together. I mean I've think put together.
- 36:02Speaker 1: It's a hard term because sometimes she's crawling on the ground.
- 36:06Speaker 1: That's all right, I like I was crawling on the ground.
- 36:09Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. But all in all,
- 36:12Speaker 1: I liked this episode. I think at this point Rachel
- 36:16Speaker 1: and Danielle need to start getting involved a little more,
- 36:20Speaker 1: or they need to move on over and let Jim
- 36:22Speaker 1: Fessler and Jackie just take over. Because Jackie and they're
- 36:27Speaker 1: stirring it with the best of them. But the problem is, now,
- 36:30Speaker 1: what's going to happen to Jackie is because she's stirring
- 36:32Speaker 1: it so aggressively and they're not giving us her any
- 36:35Speaker 1: of her home life or her storyline. People are gonna
- 36:38Speaker 1: be like, she's just a shit store. But guys, we
- 36:40Speaker 1: have to remember she doesn't have a choice anymore now
- 36:43Speaker 1: that she's a friend. They're not going to show her
- 36:45Speaker 1: home life. I know, I know, I really like Evan.
- 36:50Speaker 1: I was thinking about that, like just watching him out
- 36:53Speaker 1: there working out, and I'm like, he reminds me of
- 36:55Speaker 1: Eddie even Edwin. They'd be like not drinking that much
- 36:58Speaker 1: and out there working out. And yeah, well, now we're
- 37:02Speaker 1: gonna run through fan thoughts and we gotta take a
- 37:04Speaker 1: little break and we'll come back and talk about girls.
- 37:06Speaker 1: Trip U fan thought number one. Teresa has no ability
- 37:10Speaker 1: to self reflect. Clearly she lost her shit, and I
- 37:14Speaker 1: like seeing that. I mean, I like seeing it, but
- 37:16Speaker 1: I'm Jackie, but I don't really think in that what
- 37:22Speaker 1: she's so mad at Melissa about doesn't even make sense,
- 37:26Speaker 1: Like who because she didn't Teresa, that's what she's upset
- 37:30Speaker 1: because Jackie. All Jackie said was that's not nice to
- 37:33Speaker 1: say that about Melissa, And she could at that moment,
- 37:37Speaker 1: she could have said, Shit, you're right, that's taking it
- 37:41Speaker 1: too far. Well, it's safe to say that she can't
- 37:43Speaker 1: stand Melissa. Um, then the next one can't take the
- 37:46Speaker 1: sibling drama anymore. You know what, I really can't either.
- 37:49Speaker 1: But I would need them both there. I need all
- 37:51Speaker 1: of them there. Without them, what do I need more
- 37:53Speaker 1: sibling drama from Danielle and her brother? Oh right? There
- 37:58Speaker 1: so many comments about Teresa not being able to take ablity, yeah,
- 38:02Speaker 1: comments about loving the pajamas being weird, red flag, Yeah
- 38:06Speaker 1: it was. It was an interesting statement to make, that's
- 38:10Speaker 1: for sure. So guys, that's keeping us well into the mix.
- 38:16Speaker 1: Oh one last thing I did want to say, and
- 38:17Speaker 1: then we'll close out. I did enjoy that when one
- 38:20Speaker 1: of them was saying, like jen Aid and Bill, I'll
- 38:22Speaker 1: have all these issues and they can't be around each
- 38:24Speaker 1: other unless they're drunk. But then showing them the next
- 38:27Speaker 1: morning how well they worked together, making that breakfast, putting
- 38:30Speaker 1: it together, Like you can tell, there's good parts of
- 38:34Speaker 1: their relationships. There is good parts. Barely had coffee out
- 38:39Speaker 1: at her house. I know. I'm surprised that Bill was
- 38:42Speaker 1: even alive the next morning. I know, I know, I
- 38:47Speaker 1: don't know. What he was drinking. But something not a
- 38:49Speaker 1: little weird was that coffee? I don't know. I don't know, guys,
- 38:54Speaker 1: let us know me or what. It was a very
- 38:56Speaker 1: unique glass. All Right, we'll take a little break. We'll
- 38:58Speaker 1: come back for Girls Trip. Okay, we are back to
- 39:14Speaker 1: talk about Girls Trip. And the first thing I want
- 39:17Speaker 1: to say is there's one thing the two teas know about,
- 39:21Speaker 1: and that's how white girls let their titties out on
- 39:23Speaker 1: the show. I'm like, are you speaking about me? I
- 39:27Speaker 1: honestly was like, it's not nice to single camerack. I mean,
- 39:33Speaker 1: when let's be honest, Porshe's titties have been out there.
- 39:36Speaker 1: I mean except for her nipples, Like those things have
- 39:39Speaker 1: been front and center. Well her nipples, I mean, she
- 39:43Speaker 1: ain't messing around. What I want to know is if
- 39:45Speaker 1: Alexia has nipples because her top start dress was so
- 39:49Speaker 1: low in their nipples. It was so low, and I'm like,
- 39:52Speaker 1: how where what? Like that's like a whole boob hanging out.
- 39:56Speaker 1: But I don't see any nipple. By the way, we
- 39:58Speaker 1: own that dress. I think too, that's the fun that
- 40:01Speaker 1: we just it's unrecognizable because she's tall, well I think
- 40:05Speaker 1: she's tall. I could yeah, Um, I just have boob
- 40:08Speaker 1: MV because I could never feel a dress out like that. Um. Okay.
- 40:13Speaker 1: Then we get to multiple facetimes and FaceTime attempts. Um.
- 40:17Speaker 1: The MBA for best cameo goes to Baby Gorgeous's FaceTime
- 40:21Speaker 1: with Heather I know Lisa, um. But then they tried
- 40:28Speaker 1: to call Jen. Did they really think? Oh with Whitney, Sorry,
- 40:32Speaker 1: I said Heather. I'm sorry, guys, I'm yeah, but because
- 40:36Speaker 1: I was thinking. Heather also tried to FaceTime Gen right right,
- 40:41Speaker 1: which Clearsuly Gins and I can answer the FaceTime no.
- 40:44Speaker 1: And I think that it was said on What Happens
- 40:46Speaker 1: Live that she has like five phones and she didn't
- 40:50Speaker 1: call the right one. Well, even so, do we want
- 40:54Speaker 1: to hear from Jen? No, I mean from her between
- 40:59Speaker 1: that and all the Mormon conversation, like Heather wanting to
- 41:03Speaker 1: say that, um, she's anti Mormon while still being Mormon.
- 41:08Speaker 1: It's kind of like our friend Matt here who says
- 41:12Speaker 1: he's all about LGBTQ, but EA's a chick fil at.
- 41:16Speaker 1: It's total hypocrite hypocrites, oh, Matt. But like that is
- 41:27Speaker 1: the point, Like it does go to KFC, Go to KFC.
- 41:31Speaker 1: Did you notice they did KFC for a second time.
- 41:33Speaker 1: They have KFC's all over freaking Thailand. It made me
- 41:38Speaker 1: want KFC. We don't even have one close by. I
- 41:42Speaker 1: haven't seen a KFC never. Do you remember a pioneer
- 41:45Speaker 1: pioneer Chicken? No, you don't know. It was kind of
- 41:50Speaker 1: the rival to KFC. I don't even there are no
- 41:53Speaker 1: words I was charing on this one. I think Chicken's
- 41:56Speaker 1: a dirty bird for the most part. Like I'm more
- 41:58Speaker 1: of a If I'm gonna go to fast food, I
- 42:00Speaker 1: want to burger. Oh yeah, for sure, in and out.
- 42:04Speaker 1: That's the only thing. Yeah, Okay. Then we get to
- 42:09Speaker 1: how Leah is going to ignore Whitney's warning about Heather
- 42:13Speaker 1: when Heather was literally saying that they should get her
- 42:16Speaker 1: to break her sobriety. And then Leah's not into the
- 42:20Speaker 1: dynamics power struggle shifts and blah blah blah. I'm like,
- 42:24Speaker 1: do you know what show you're on, Leah, She's not
- 42:27Speaker 1: on any show? Well, true, but like you're on Girls Trip,
- 42:32Speaker 1: like at least Spain having a decent time for one second. Well,
- 42:38Speaker 1: we'll see if we even see her next week. Do
- 42:41Speaker 1: you think she's going to claim that the scorpion is
- 42:43Speaker 1: why she got sick. That's all I kept thinking about,
- 42:47Speaker 1: would you eat a scorpion? I don't think there's anything
- 42:50Speaker 1: that you could ask me that would force me to
- 42:52Speaker 1: eat a scorpion Over answering, I'm going to agree with
- 42:55Speaker 1: you on that, Like the fact that Heather ate the
- 42:58Speaker 1: scorpion instead of responded to the black eye because she
- 43:04Speaker 1: wants to keep the story going. She wants going and
- 43:08Speaker 1: going and going. I'm just like, what the hell? Um?
- 43:12Speaker 1: Then we also, um, I need to talk about the massages. Yes,
- 43:19Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know there's a massage. It's the
- 43:21Speaker 1: noises that I didn't need to hear. I was uncomfortable listen.
- 43:27Speaker 1: I'm happy that I love a time massage. I think
- 43:30Speaker 1: they're incredible. The stretching is amazing. But hearing all the
- 43:33Speaker 1: women's like Giselle, Giselle so so tai. People want a
- 43:38Speaker 1: massage your vagina, Corsia. They were massaging in your vagina, Giselle.
- 43:43Speaker 1: They were trying to I want my money back because
- 43:46Speaker 1: nobody touched mine, Corsia said, have you ever horses portions
- 43:50Speaker 1: of Are they touched your your your you know your business.
- 43:57Speaker 1: Nobody's ever touched my clamshell. But people have time massage.
- 44:01Speaker 1: They do like like stretch out your groin area and
- 44:05Speaker 1: like it's you. Definitely were unawear a thong when you're
- 44:08Speaker 1: getting a time massage. I wear underwear. I don't care
- 44:13Speaker 1: what kind of massage I get. I always wear underwear.
- 44:15Speaker 1: You do, yes, yes, yes, I just did not. Now.
- 44:20Speaker 1: I have never had anybody tried to touch me there,
- 44:23Speaker 1: but I have had a male massuse that would rub
- 44:27Speaker 1: his business on my arm once he kept rubbing it
- 44:31Speaker 1: and rubbing. Do you think he was doing it on purpose?
- 44:34Speaker 1: You know, when you're your wieners touching somebody, you know. Yeah,
- 44:39Speaker 1: I'm sick. Oh was he cute? I don't remember, but
- 44:45Speaker 1: I remember going home and then hearing months later that
- 44:48Speaker 1: they got shut down for oh like that, Oh my gosh.
- 44:52Speaker 1: Um Okay, well, then after all the sounds, I can
- 44:56Speaker 1: say my favorite part of the episode was them playing
- 44:59Speaker 1: the game and elephants. It's the most fun they had
- 45:01Speaker 1: the entire trip. Porsche nailed her day. Porsche's day is
- 45:05Speaker 1: the best day. Yes, But then they sit down to eat,
- 45:09Speaker 1: which that food would have been a little tricky. I
- 45:11Speaker 1: did agree with Leah there that would have been a
- 45:12Speaker 1: little hard for me on the eating too. But why
- 45:17Speaker 1: is Candice crime again? I know, but I think this
- 45:21Speaker 1: is what this is what I think. I think Candice
- 45:24Speaker 1: going into it had built up resentment towards Porsche because
- 45:27Speaker 1: Porsche took Monique side and the fight that happened on
- 45:31Speaker 1: her show, so she kind of knew that Porsche didn't
- 45:33Speaker 1: like her and she felt betrayed. My question to you,
- 45:37Speaker 1: do you feel like Porsche was just sticking up for
- 45:40Speaker 1: a friend, repeating what she said on her show, or
- 45:43Speaker 1: do you think she really does hate Candice. I think
- 45:47Speaker 1: she was just sticking up for her friend, and I
- 45:50Speaker 1: think she was probably talking to Monique and Monique was like,
- 45:53Speaker 1: say this. But the part that I found so odd
- 45:56Speaker 1: is why Candice couldn't actually hear what Gizella saying it
- 46:00Speaker 1: at least acknowledged Giselle and be like, oh, yeah, Giselle
- 46:03Speaker 1: did have my back. Which, sorry guys, on last week's podcast,
- 46:07Speaker 1: I said that Giselle was team Monique when she was not.
- 46:10Speaker 1: That was wrong. It was Ashley. I got confused. It
- 46:13Speaker 1: was a long time ago. I have to rewatch episodes
- 46:15Speaker 1: that were on the right. I would have liked to
- 46:18Speaker 1: hear her. Porsche just apologized to Candice because I feel
- 46:21Speaker 1: like she was very affected by it, and I feel
- 46:23Speaker 1: like it it affected her just being there because she said, like,
- 46:28Speaker 1: I have anxiety being here all the things, and then
- 46:31Speaker 1: it finally came out and you can tell she started
- 46:33Speaker 1: crying before she even talked about it. Yeah, so it
- 46:36Speaker 1: clearly affected her. But I think also Candice her first
- 46:39Speaker 1: season was quite weepy as well, and then now has
- 46:44Speaker 1: grown and too. Yeah, I mean she still cries, but
- 46:47Speaker 1: it's a different because she's more comfortable with some of
- 46:50Speaker 1: the women in the cast. I think Candice doesn't, and
- 46:52Speaker 1: I get that when you don't have your like comfort
- 46:55Speaker 1: person or your one comfort person as Leah. So I'm
- 47:01Speaker 1: so confusedly because I feel like she never really does
- 47:03Speaker 1: anything horribly mean, Like is she just misunderstood. I don't know.
- 47:09Speaker 1: I honestly, after watching Lee, I have to watch videos
- 47:12Speaker 1: of Dove to cheer myself up, and I realized and listen,
- 47:19Speaker 1: I'm not delusional, guys. I know that some people feel
- 47:21Speaker 1: that same exact way about me. But wash again, I
- 47:25Speaker 1: just if I came off of a terrible season. So
- 47:27Speaker 1: let's just say in the big scheme, of things I
- 47:30Speaker 1: was asked to do next season of Girls Trip after
- 47:33Speaker 1: my last season pregnant on Beverly Hills. I would go
- 47:37Speaker 1: in guns, blazes, balls to the walls, the most fun,
- 47:42Speaker 1: the most ridiculous, the most outlandish. I'm not saying she
- 47:46Speaker 1: needs to be drinking. I'm just saying, like, like, maybe
- 47:51Speaker 1: they a titch less judge, Maybe just give it a
- 47:54Speaker 1: little bit more energy. Yeah. But what I also found
- 47:57Speaker 1: quite interesting is that I think we're going to see
- 47:59Speaker 1: the blow soon between Alexia and Marisol, because so you
- 48:06Speaker 1: think they're building up to that. Oh yeah, because they're
- 48:08Speaker 1: driving each other nuts already and you're starting to see. Um.
- 48:13Speaker 1: I think this Girl's Trip has been good for Alexia
- 48:16Speaker 1: and Giselle. They're becoming more likable as the episodes go on. Yeah, so,
- 48:21Speaker 1: spewtor Chewitt. You want to rank your husbands? Yeah? I mean,
- 48:28Speaker 1: can I rank my husbands? Yeah? I mean I think
- 48:30Speaker 1: your husband obviously, I would, Um, what is it bang?
- 48:33Speaker 1: Who would I bang? In order? I mean, my two
- 48:36Speaker 1: husbands are the only two guys I've ever had ohs with, So, oh, well,
- 48:41Speaker 1: there are your two husbands. Pretty much if you give
- 48:43Speaker 1: me an oh, I'll marry you. Oh, okay, so which
- 48:46Speaker 1: one's better? You better say that clearly? When I was
- 48:50Speaker 1: a year over ten, y Um, this means you have
- 48:55Speaker 1: to answer the same question. No, well, brush over this. Well,
- 49:00Speaker 1: of course I'm gonna say Eddie. Yeah, but then you
- 49:02Speaker 1: don't you have two others? Yes, I do? Well, great,
- 49:05Speaker 1: and then okay, so the second one I'm gonna say Simon.
- 49:12Speaker 1: And then yeah, what's the other guy's name? I don't
- 49:15Speaker 1: even know him. Darren carrying me some pictures of him.
- 49:18Speaker 1: Is he more in Eddie or more a Simon? Esthetically?
- 49:23Speaker 1: He is not Eddie. He's white. Okay, so he's white
- 49:31Speaker 1: with dark dark he definitely has dark hair or he
- 49:34Speaker 1: has no hair now, but yeah, oh my gosh, okay, um,
- 49:43Speaker 1: all right, then we get to the dinner. The which
- 49:48Speaker 1: I like all the effort on this day is the
- 49:52Speaker 1: reasonably shady day. This is the reasonably shady night. Which
- 49:56Speaker 1: I didn't think the reasonably shady questions were very good.
- 50:00Speaker 1: I didn't understand something. Well, it was her way. She's
- 50:02Speaker 1: very smart, is her way of getting her podcast into
- 50:05Speaker 1: the show, right, But then make them good questions? Well
- 50:08Speaker 1: that if we were on the show, what would ours be?
- 50:10Speaker 1: Who's the biggest twat. Yeah, who's a big we'd have
- 50:14Speaker 1: to yeah, we'd have to be like twat no twat,
- 50:16Speaker 1: Like we'd have a little time Twatti, not twatty twa.
- 50:20Speaker 1: I mean, we can figure it out. Um, but uh,
- 50:25Speaker 1: they get back. And this is where it's this show
- 50:27Speaker 1: is starting to drive me crazy, is the repetition. I
- 50:30Speaker 1: don't want to hear about the Mormon stuff anymore. I
- 50:33Speaker 1: actually don't want to hear about how many years Miami
- 50:35Speaker 1: was on anymore. I don't want to hear about But
- 50:38Speaker 1: also I don't want to hear about bullies. Um, I'm
- 50:42Speaker 1: just done right right right, right, right, right right. But
- 50:46Speaker 1: I have a question, Well, how do you feel about
- 50:47Speaker 1: using the word bully? I actually and the housewife industry, like,
- 50:52Speaker 1: I mean, we're all bullies in this I think it
- 50:56Speaker 1: clearly you're if you're coming on this show, it is
- 51:01Speaker 1: not a motivational, inspirational women show. Yes, there are moments
- 51:05Speaker 1: where you will see women supporting women, but that's not
- 51:09Speaker 1: what this show actually about you. If you're gonna, yeah,
- 51:15Speaker 1: if you're going to continue trying to take this high ground,
- 51:19Speaker 1: it's just gonna almost make you look like an asshole
- 51:22Speaker 1: because you know what you're here for. Um, but we
- 51:27Speaker 1: I mean seeing of Leah even ate the scorpion because
- 51:30Speaker 1: she doesn't want to be negative. I'm like, you've been
- 51:32Speaker 1: nothing about negative this entire trip. Yeah. I think she
- 51:36Speaker 1: just didn't want to throw somebody under the bus, right, Yeah,
- 51:40Speaker 1: But I mean, come on, or the next question I
- 51:43Speaker 1: need to know. Have you ever experienced anal? Yes? Okay
- 51:49Speaker 1: that one? Is it a thumbs up or a thumbs down?
- 51:52Speaker 1: Definitely not something I am dabbling now that we are married. Yeah,
- 52:00Speaker 1: it's one of those drunk Oh my god, that was
- 52:02Speaker 1: an accident. That's a good idea, but not okay, but um,
- 52:07Speaker 1: you need lou guys, just see them more than that,
- 52:11Speaker 1: you need to be drunk. Um. Okay, do you think
- 52:15Speaker 1: the whitney is Heather's mop? Whitney cleans up all the
- 52:18Speaker 1: messes at can she wipe away the memory of others? Ie?
- 52:25Speaker 1: What is a mop? Like somebody that just takes like
- 52:29Speaker 1: cleans up. A mop is just like the cleans up
- 52:32Speaker 1: the slop. But I also have a question if you're
- 52:36Speaker 1: really mad at any slop? I just feel like she's
- 52:38Speaker 1: just being used. Yeah, I agree, But if somebody hits
- 52:42Speaker 1: a nerve with you. I think I know they answer
- 52:44Speaker 1: this question, so something they talk about after the dinner.
- 52:46Speaker 1: They kind of get through the dinner. There's not a
- 52:48Speaker 1: ton it's all just rehashing. Then they get into the
- 52:51Speaker 1: buses and Porsche says, I don't know what's up with
- 52:55Speaker 1: the Salt Lake City girls, Like, not only are they
- 52:58Speaker 1: recapping the same thing over and over again, but then
- 53:01Speaker 1: they'll get in the same bus together after fighting. Would
- 53:06Speaker 1: you have the same bus? No, I wouldn't unless there
- 53:09Speaker 1: was only one bus, right, unless I didn't have a choice.
- 53:12Speaker 1: So it just makes you wonder. It's like this just
- 53:15Speaker 1: for TV because I feel like sometimes franchises have only
- 53:19Speaker 1: been on like a couple of seasons. I feel like
- 53:21Speaker 1: they try the hardest because they have such big shoes
- 53:24Speaker 1: to fill and they've seen all the other franchises so
- 53:26Speaker 1: instantly they go into it thinking it's got to be drama, drama,
- 53:29Speaker 1: drama all the time. And I feel like it takes
- 53:31Speaker 1: a couple of seasons to figure out for the newer
- 53:33Speaker 1: shows because it's like, oh god, too much, just too much.
- 53:36Speaker 1: But did you see one Heather put her hand on
- 53:41Speaker 1: Whitney's leg in the bus? Yeah, So like they're all
- 53:46Speaker 1: kind of talking. Well, Candice must have been drunk because
- 53:48Speaker 1: she was like hushed over, like so over it. She's
- 53:51Speaker 1: like done with the conversation. Then the whole time, Well,
- 53:54Speaker 1: jes wait until you do girls trip, because you will
- 53:57Speaker 1: do it. It's exhausting eight hours sometimes in a day
- 54:02Speaker 1: like because like and there's no downtime for cameras, because
- 54:05Speaker 1: there's I can assure you. Big Brother was more exhausting.
- 54:10Speaker 1: I couldn't say with a hundred because you're leaving all
- 54:13Speaker 1: the time. You have to get glammed up, then you leave,
- 54:15Speaker 1: then you get wet, then you go back, then you're drinking,
- 54:18Speaker 1: then you got to take another shower and get ready
- 54:19Speaker 1: then go do like there's it's so many levels. I
- 54:24Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like in part of the tiresome
- 54:27Speaker 1: part is like getting ready and doing all that. Yeah,
- 54:30Speaker 1: I know, and the themes like it's a lot um
- 54:34Speaker 1: but yeah, that was and then the one thing and
- 54:37Speaker 1: you know, we love Whitney. But when Whitney came in,
- 54:40Speaker 1: which we found out they do have a confessional room
- 54:42Speaker 1: this episode. Oh that's what I'm just gonna say. They
- 54:45Speaker 1: do in there and Whitney, but Whitney comes in and
- 54:48Speaker 1: she goes one, I want to clarify something that I
- 54:53Speaker 1: didn't say during the game. Heather knows how she got
- 54:57Speaker 1: the black eye too. She was never friends with the
- 55:00Speaker 1: to Barlow three if he hasn't left the Mormon church,
- 55:03Speaker 1: She says, Mass will come off and get the bottom
- 55:05Speaker 1: of the live. But I don't care about any of
- 55:08Speaker 1: these things. We already know with some good lies, I know.
- 55:13Speaker 1: I just don't even want to hear about the black
- 55:15Speaker 1: eye ever. Again. Done? Okay? Other than Portia, who would
- 55:18Speaker 1: you want to be your best friend on this show?
- 55:21Speaker 1: You can't picks because she's everybody's favorite. Oh, Candice, I
- 55:26Speaker 1: just love her just because I think that we've talked
- 55:28Speaker 1: about by watching it. No, you can't pick by our
- 55:31Speaker 1: outside friendships. You have to solely watch it you would
- 55:34Speaker 1: want ye, Yes, we can't pick by after. I feel
- 55:38Speaker 1: like I can bring out a different side to Candice
- 55:41Speaker 1: on this show right now. True. I feel like she's
- 55:44Speaker 1: in it right now and she feels like she doesn't
- 55:46Speaker 1: really have anybody on her side. Yeah. And I don't
- 55:50Speaker 1: know about you. Do you suffer from social anxiety? Yeah?
- 55:53Speaker 1: Of course do you? Because I feel like you're very outgoing.
- 55:56Speaker 1: I forced myself to be I'm okay. I know I
- 55:59Speaker 1: had on an introvert scale, Like I took the test
- 56:02Speaker 1: number ten introvert. Okay. So for me, like I have,
- 56:05Speaker 1: like walking into a room with people I don't know
- 56:08Speaker 1: is the most scary thing for me ever. And to
- 56:12Speaker 1: have to like text somebody that I don't really know
- 56:14Speaker 1: that well or to ask it's like it freaks me out.
- 56:17Speaker 1: So for those housewives said, I don't really spend that
- 56:21Speaker 1: much time getting to know that's why. Yeah, it's just free.
- 56:24Speaker 1: It just breaks me out. I feel like I don't
- 56:26Speaker 1: know what. I feel like, it's just social anxiety. I'm sure. Well,
- 56:28Speaker 1: I want to like sit down truthfully with Jizelle and
- 56:31Speaker 1: like ask her a million questions. I need to know
- 56:33Speaker 1: more about her life and I feel like I could
- 56:36Speaker 1: have fun with her. I want her to like let
- 56:37Speaker 1: her hair down and actually stop producing, even though I
- 56:41Speaker 1: you know, she's done some good. Oh. I agree, And
- 56:43Speaker 1: I think that that's something that's said across the board.
- 56:46Speaker 1: Like I asked questions about the show, everybody's saying the
- 56:49Speaker 1: same thing, like just stop trying to produce a show
- 56:52Speaker 1: and make a TV. The only fan thoughts that we
- 56:57Speaker 1: have that weren't just mean? Was uh Whitney is great
- 57:02Speaker 1: at the end, and Porsche should apologize to Candice like
- 57:08Speaker 1: a lot of my I'm not even gonna pull my
- 57:10Speaker 1: nut because lot of them are just mean. Yeah, it's
- 57:13Speaker 1: you know, guys. Also, when you're watching, like we're recapping,
- 57:16Speaker 1: we're joking, but all and all the girls are doing
- 57:18Speaker 1: the best to make a good show for everybody to watch.
- 57:20Speaker 1: And clearly we're watching it because here we are recapping it. Yep,
- 57:23Speaker 1: we love it, we love it, but it damn that's
- 57:28Speaker 1: the end. We're not in hand. What are you going
- 57:30Speaker 1: to do today? I am What am I doing today? Oh?
- 57:33Speaker 1: I have a um, I have a meeting tonight with somebody,
- 57:39Speaker 1: And yeah, I would just stay tuned. But I asked
- 57:44Speaker 1: you if you guys, do you guys think when you
- 57:46Speaker 1: go to a meeting that's important to you. Would you
- 57:48Speaker 1: go more casual? Would you go more glammed up? I
- 57:51Speaker 1: think that I would try to look the best that
- 57:53Speaker 1: I could. I don't necessarily need to be dressed. Would
- 57:58Speaker 1: you put on hotel dress? Put on lashes? Yeah? Okay,
- 58:02Speaker 1: I mean well only because I don't my lashes are
- 58:05Speaker 1: lights and whatever? Oh mine are really you mean I
- 58:09Speaker 1: shouldn't have showed up like this. No, you shouldn't. Gomer
- 58:13Speaker 1: Pile looked like right now my job? Oh oh god,
- 58:22Speaker 1: oh my gosh. No. And then the horse show this weekend.
- 58:26Speaker 1: You want to come down and watch tom Where's it
- 58:28Speaker 1: herby tomorrow at l EC and Burbank. Yeah, guys, come out.
- 58:33Speaker 1: I would love to. But having a couple of people
- 58:36Speaker 1: over for Eddie's fiftieth birthday. His birthday is actually tomorrow.
- 58:40Speaker 1: I feel so much better that we are in the
- 58:42Speaker 1: same decade now and I don't have to feel like
- 58:45Speaker 1: I have this much younger husband. So he's in his
- 58:47Speaker 1: fifties and in my fifties. Can you guys do a
- 58:49Speaker 1: photoshoot from the sex chair for the birthday? Sure, I'll
- 58:54Speaker 1: be I'll be doing that. Can you ever put my
- 58:56Speaker 1: lashes on from me? You know I can't do that? Well,
- 58:59Speaker 1: I have a professional coming all right. Bye, guys. Thanks
- 59:04Speaker 1: for make sure to subscribe and give us all the stars.