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Tiffany Seely - Never On Topic · Cats & Pudding with Jennifer Dilandro

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  Speaker 1: Everybody, welcome to Kats and Pudding and my name is Jennifer.
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  Speaker 1: To the land Roy, let me do it again, Take two.
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  Speaker 3: I did it so good last week, right, it's when
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  Speaker 3: you think about it, China, it's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Is it your glasses?
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  Speaker 1: It might be my glasses. I'll put them on when
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking. Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: If you've ever wanted the most unhinged podcasts, it's Jen
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  Speaker 3: and I right now. I'm just letting you know it'll
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  Speaker 3: never be this unhinged ever again.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Cats in Footing Podcast, a melting pot
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  Speaker 1: of pudding and now here's Jen. Everybody welcome to Kats
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  Speaker 1: and Pudding and I'm your host, Jennifer Delango, And today
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  Speaker 1: I have one of my favorite people on my podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Tiffany Seally. She is survivor Brackaging. What we met
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  Speaker 1: how many years ago?
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  Speaker 2: Many years and we just found each other again?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that amazing?
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  Speaker 2: It's a crazy story.
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  Speaker 3: We found each other at a at a reality TV thing,
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  Speaker 3: which is like the furthest thing that I would ever
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  Speaker 3: have thought to like bump into.
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  Speaker 1: Like how we met each other.
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  Speaker 2: That that's such a crazy story.
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  Speaker 1: So you need to tell me should.
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  Speaker 2: We get into it?
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  Speaker 1: That's good, Let's tell the story how we met.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so before we go on, not just a survivor,
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  Speaker 3: I'm a survivor of season forty one survivor as well.
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  Speaker 2: Right, we gotta we gotta make sure that you all know.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, great, So now that now we know that, that
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  Speaker 3: is how the reality show comes into it.
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  Speaker 1: So jenn and how did actually that's that's how they
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  Speaker 1: found you because of the brackag.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, they didn't find it because of the Brockagen.
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  Speaker 3: I told the story on one of my horrible videos
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  Speaker 3: that I sent.
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  Speaker 2: In, So that's a whole They feel sorry for you. Sorry, yeah, Survivor.
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  Speaker 1: Well tell us, tell us, I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 2: So. The quick story is many years ago. I talked
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  Speaker 2: like six years ago.
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  Speaker 3: I was sitting on my couch after Survivor and I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna put a video in for the show, like they.
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  Speaker 2: Said, please apply.
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  Speaker 3: It was like kind of before social media, but still
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  Speaker 3: social media. So I sat in my pajamas. My husband
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  Speaker 3: started walking up the stairs and he's I'm like, I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna put a video in for Survivor. He's like, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: good luck with that, you know, like, like, what are
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  Speaker 3: you doing? So I did the worst ever, like selfie.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'm Tiffany. I have the brockagean and the
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  Speaker 3: whole thing, right, and I sent it in. Five years
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  Speaker 3: later they pulled it out of nowhere. Wow, literally and
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  Speaker 3: I got a call and so, make a long story short,
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  Speaker 3: I ended up on Survivor, and the Brockagen was kind
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  Speaker 3: of the reason. I think.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think because they're always looking for a story,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Like they wanted backgrounds, they want a background. Well let's
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  Speaker 1: sell let's tell everybody what the brocko Jane. That's how
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  Speaker 1: we met.
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  Speaker 2: That's how we met.
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  Speaker 3: I met Jen eighteen years ago in the stairwell eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: Of Long Island, Jewish of Long Island when it was
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  Speaker 1: Long and now it's North Wales now that was part
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  Speaker 1: of the conglomerate that we say that. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: we're allowed to bring up the name, but we'.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. But all right, well a.
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  Speaker 1: Doctor Hermon, wet Jonathan Harmon, he loves he loves us.
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  Speaker 1: He's another one of my favorites. Yeah, he's he's he
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  Speaker 1: is another one and it's John Kidpoor. So let's let's,
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  Speaker 1: you know, let's shout out, shout out to doctor Hermon.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm wearing every cross in the house.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: So today i'm young kidor where I decided to come
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  Speaker 3: out and do a podcast with my friend Jen, who
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  Speaker 3: is wearing every single cross you could.
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  Speaker 2: Find in your house. Across from representing the Jewish.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus, yes, Jesus Jesus, I'm sitting here and starving to death,
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  Speaker 3: which is very familiar to me because survivor, so you know,
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  Speaker 3: like that's what I do. So it's like, actually pretty
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  Speaker 3: cool that I'm out here and not eating today because
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  Speaker 3: that's so survivoral.
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  Speaker 1: It's so survivorous. Yes, it is. It's so apropos that
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  Speaker 1: was the worst. That's a good it's a good word.
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  Speaker 3: I love, and I have somebody just as old as
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  Speaker 3: me talking to me because we fill in each other's
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  Speaker 3: words that we forget because.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of these kids don't know any many words. No,
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  Speaker 1: they have to look it up.
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  Speaker 2: They do. I don't have to look it up.
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  Speaker 1: I have to, like I have to retain it to
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  Speaker 1: me too, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, So the brockagene, so tell them, Okay, So the
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  Speaker 3: Brocke gene is the breast cancer genetic break in your genes.
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  Speaker 3: And it is from ancestry, Jewish ancestry like originally but
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  Speaker 3: not really.
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  Speaker 1: I am Jewish somewhere down somewhere down.
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  Speaker 3: The line, but also Eastern European, which you also are. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: And it's being found, you know, not just in Jews,
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  Speaker 3: but other populations. It's just heavy in the Jewish community.
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  Speaker 1: You know that doctor Hermann Love only called me his
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  Speaker 1: first non Ashkenazi that he found that had the brockogene.
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  Speaker 1: I was the first one he found.
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  Speaker 2: And that that's is not crazy, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, two thousands. I want to say.
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  Speaker 3: Sex had to have been because you and I were
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  Speaker 3: just both diagnosed, so diagnosed.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not a diagnosis, it's a it's a test
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  Speaker 1: to see if you have a broken gene that could
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  Speaker 1: lead to.
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  Speaker 2: Breast can cancer.
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  Speaker 3: Right, So my mom died of aavarian cancer when she
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  Speaker 3: was forty three.
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  Speaker 1: My mom died of breast cancer and my aunt. So
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  Speaker 1: that was the reason why he made get tested. He
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  Speaker 1: was like, hey, you tried this new test. Right, if
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  Speaker 1: they find the broken gene, and if by the rest
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  Speaker 1: of your family wants to take the test, they only
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  Speaker 1: have to take that one, good one test, because now
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to go through the whole whole gamut
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  Speaker 1: right after that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this was eighteen years ago. This was like new.
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  Speaker 2: It was like really it.
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  Speaker 1: Just literally just came like it was like it was like.
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  Speaker 2: On the Yes, it was innovative.
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  Speaker 3: And at the time I was not even looking to
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  Speaker 3: take the test yet, and I was running for a marathon.
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  Speaker 3: And my friend was like, oh, doctor Hermann, he saved
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  Speaker 3: my mother's life. She had ovarian cancer.
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  Speaker 2: Blah blah.
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  Speaker 3: Make a long story short. I went in for the test,
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  Speaker 3: got tested, was positive.
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  Speaker 1: How was your how was your your your percentage? Mine
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  Speaker 1: was like ninety nine point oh two. I was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was ninety.
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  Speaker 3: I was eighty seven percent for breast and sixty seven
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  Speaker 3: for over air, and my mother died of a variant,
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  Speaker 3: so there was no doubt for me. Six not even
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  Speaker 3: three weeks later, I was under the Knights and that
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  Speaker 3: was super super But don't.
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  Speaker 1: You feel like that was a big I mean, you're
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  Speaker 1: I mean I was thirty six years old.
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  Speaker 2: I was thirty two.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I decided to do.
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 1: I had my children and they were like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I was. I was scared. I'm always thinking about It's
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  Speaker 1: always in the back of my brain. My mom passed away,
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  Speaker 1: and now knowing I have the gene, and I always
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  Speaker 1: feel like it's when it's not if, it's when it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen to me. I'm always waiting for the shoe
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  Speaker 1: to drop. So at some point, it's a very it's scary.
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  Speaker 2: It's scary.
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  Speaker 3: But when I did a little bit at the time,
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  Speaker 3: which was considered extremely, it was extreme.
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  Speaker 2: It was extreme, and I did too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a hysterectomy immediately, and you had the history.
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  Speaker 1: HYS directed me instead of yeah, and I decided that
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  Speaker 1: I would wait for if I decided to do a
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  Speaker 1: double dissact me like Angelina. No, Jolie did because she
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  Speaker 1: had the right.
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  Speaker 2: She had the brack and Jane, yep, she did.
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  Speaker 1: So I was not. I was not ready to do that.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm still not ready to do that.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine. What when you know you're risk and you're wrecking.
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  Speaker 1: I got tested. I do what I need to do.
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  Speaker 1: I got tested every six months.
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  Speaker 2: And that's how you, that's how you, it's how I
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  Speaker 2: handle it. And and that's the thing. It's a risk.
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  Speaker 2: It's a tool so that you can manage your risk.
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  Speaker 1: But I think deal with the thing would do a variant.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot less easy to detect. So that was
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  Speaker 1: that it's a lot more deadly, and it's more deadly
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  Speaker 1: right breast like well, I'm not gonna say that that
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  Speaker 1: breast cancer. No, but if you're going to get canceled,
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  Speaker 1: that that's the cancer again, because that's the most retreatable,
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  Speaker 1: the same thing we'll like hold and cancel. Like if
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  Speaker 1: I had as long as cancer, I'm gott let's pick
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  Speaker 1: cancer cancer we can do exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm with you on that. And I actually did
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  Speaker 3: the double mistectomy. And the crazy part was I did
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  Speaker 3: the double mistectomy and they found stage zero in sight too.
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  Speaker 2: So had I.
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  Speaker 3: Waited four years or another two years for that has
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  Speaker 3: to come out, I'd have been probably not sitting here
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 1: So if with Jonathan, thanks Tormond Herman, and now I
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  Speaker 1: have beautiful Jew next to Jesus that sold you.
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  Speaker 2: And now I'm a Jew with beautiful boobs.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like a jew porn star with these new juice,
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  Speaker 3: I'm a star. Well, you had to see what they
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  Speaker 3: looked like before. Everyone's like, oh my god, you're gonna
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  Speaker 3: take them off. I'm like, oh my god, they look.
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  Speaker 2: Like sweaty sweat socks I breastfed tos.
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  Speaker 3: I'm fine, I'm good. Take them like I was not
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  Speaker 3: connected and it just for me. I mean they were
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  Speaker 3: horrible to begin with. I remember the doctor, excuse me,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to go off on a little thing. But
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  Speaker 3: the doctor, I was standing there and I was going
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  Speaker 3: for like my mistectomy, like rebuilt, like consultation, and he was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, which is very difficult.
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  Speaker 3: For some it is very I'm not going to make
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  Speaker 3: light of it, but I am because it's me and
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  Speaker 3: I can because it's myself. But for most people it
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  Speaker 3: is very traumatic.
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  Speaker 2: I get it. I'm not downplaying that at all, but
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  Speaker 2: for me.
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  Speaker 1: But what I'm saying it is a traumatic space and you're
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  Speaker 1: you handled it so you know with humor, which is good.
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  Speaker 2: But that's what that's my default.
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  Speaker 1: Mine too, and everything i'd seeither I laugh.
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  Speaker 2: All don't even cry because I'm a medication.
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  Speaker 1: I don't it too. It's either I'm mad or I'm happy. Right,
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  Speaker 1: there's nowhere in between that that. It's like, it's like
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  Speaker 1: we five. It's like stage five Klinger.
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  Speaker 3: That's I'm with you. I'm either super happy or or someone's.
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  Speaker 2: Get out of the way.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you ready to get out.
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  Speaker 2: Of my wa I'm not. I'm very rarely upset or sad.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a thing. No, I'm not really.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say a person. I rather lift.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty happy. Yeah, those glasses are fabulous.
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  Speaker 1: I'm staring into your you.
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  Speaker 2: Are vision works.
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  Speaker 1: They were like three dollars Amazon, Amazon are fabulous.
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  Speaker 2: We just shouted out on shout out to Amazon. So
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  Speaker 2: but anyway, the deal was he took one look at.
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  Speaker 1: My habitat and he was like, he was like, those
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  Speaker 1: are vagina not my vagina. Wait, I would think the
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  Speaker 1: habitat would be, well, my habitasts, my habitasts. Did he
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  Speaker 1: motive bout them?
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  Speaker 3: No, no he didn't, but you know what he couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: You know why, because they were so little and so
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  Speaker 3: far apart. I had like it was like the Pangaea
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  Speaker 3: came and they were like, here's one continent and here's
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  Speaker 3: the other. And they were like, oh, we got to
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  Speaker 3: get rid of these two. So yeah, they were quite
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  Speaker 3: not right for my body, and they never.
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  Speaker 1: Want And how do you feel now, Well, now I
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  Speaker 1: feel like you know, they're too big.
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  Speaker 2: They're too big. No they're not, but they look like it.
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  Speaker 1: Right, just because you're waste of small and you know what,
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  Speaker 1: every time.
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  Speaker 2: Again, excuse me, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Your waist is small.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you lord.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what happens. When my waist gets smaller, my.
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  Speaker 3: Get bigger, right, and then you feel fatter. Though I
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  Speaker 3: feel fatter with bigger.
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  Speaker 1: But when i'm when I'm heavy, I feel like like
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  Speaker 1: they're like I'm a cow. Yeah, like I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I have otters.
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  Speaker 2: I'm with you. That's what I used to call my
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  Speaker 2: old ones. I used to call it so sad.
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  Speaker 1: It is sad, but I was happy.
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  Speaker 3: I was kind of happy, let's have a moment of
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  Speaker 3: songs for my old boobs's okay moments.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm going to put my scarf back on.
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  Speaker 1: Don't cover the mop though, you don't want me to come. No,
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  Speaker 1: We'll got better ratings with the boobs are out great.
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  Speaker 3: I'm about to get canceled on your podcast, Cats and Pudding,
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  Speaker 3: all right.
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  Speaker 2: So that's how So that's how we met.
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  Speaker 3: We met in the in the stairwell of Northwell now
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  Speaker 3: and I remember something about you just stuck with me always.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why, but that does happen.
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  Speaker 3: To me a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, fuck yeah, you're awesome. Am I allowed to
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  Speaker 2: say the ft? Okay, I'm talking awesome. I felt like
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 3: Looking at like the Italian version of myself and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, we're like Brocket sisters, like
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  Speaker 3: you have that gene two awesome.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I got well, we have to be right,
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  Speaker 1: we got to stick together.
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  Speaker 2: So we did.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I did a lot of like talking in
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  Speaker 3: temples and all kinds of places to like bring awareness
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  Speaker 3: to the BROCA gene. A survivor being the pinnacle of
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  Speaker 3: awareness right National TV. So many people are watching. And
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  Speaker 3: I got so many messages from so many people that
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  Speaker 3: were like, oh my god, if you can do this,
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  Speaker 3: I can do this, and and you're such an inspiration.
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  Speaker 2: And while all that might be true.
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  Speaker 3: I just feel like a normal person who made a
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  Speaker 3: decision that most people would make when given the choice
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  Speaker 3: between living for your kids or that's it.
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  Speaker 1: I am dying right, And I had somebody tell me
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  Speaker 1: doctor actually without the physicition, my my, my O g
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  Speaker 1: y N said to me, if you were going to
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  Speaker 1: go gamble in Vegas and they gave you those odds,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't go gamble. You would bet my odds were
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  Speaker 1: ninety nine point Yeah, of course you would. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: so of course, so if you have those odds, you
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  Speaker 1: have to kind of do something about it.
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  Speaker 2: You do, that's what you do.
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  Speaker 1: I decided. I mean I thought I was very young
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  Speaker 1: to have a hysterectomy. I mean, I went, I went
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  Speaker 1: through Hell, and then they wouldn't give me any hormones.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're giving our hormones like I know, and these Massy, well.
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  Speaker 3: I've been sitting Shiva for my vagina for many years now.
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  Speaker 3: So if I'm dead inside, so we're all on this
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  Speaker 3: day's before we are sitting shiva for for all.
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  Speaker 1: Lost vaginas, oies of my sex drive, all of it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't lose my sex.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't either for a while there.
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't lose it.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was more mental.
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  Speaker 3: It was mental. I was fine for a really long time.
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  Speaker 3: I think now it's from the shand oh.
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  Speaker 2: You were me. I was pretty crazy, too crazy I was.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I actually came up with the name cats
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  Speaker 1: and pudding, because I was looking I look back on
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  Speaker 1: my life and how it was so wild.
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  Speaker 2: I was wild, and now here I am.
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  Speaker 1: Sitting at my house petting cats and eating freaking pudding, and.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're talking about pussy.
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  Speaker 1: And now we're talking about pussy.
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  Speaker 3: That was so inappropriate. If you don't know by now,
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  Speaker 3: I am extremely appropriate.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Holiday.
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  Speaker 3: Oh God, forgive me. I'm gonna have to go fast
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  Speaker 3: for six weeks. Hold your you know what, let me
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: can I touch across?
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Let me touch across? I'm sorry, Thank you God. You
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: know all about you.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Could stop eating, you could stop eating me during lon Okay.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: So you know what, that's easier. I'm not gonna I'm
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: not fasting.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Catholics don't fish like what I mean, most of us
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: are Italian, like, we can never not eat.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: I mean that's and it's bad enough our food sucks,
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: but now you want us to fast and break it
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: with some shitty ass food, like, oh you're gonna break
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: it fast.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Not meat, bull nothing. We got a bagel, I mean,
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: what else do the Jews have?
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: That's it?
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Bagels, bagels and locks.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, what else? What else do I mean?
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: I really never, it's really sad.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: I mean we do it bends, but how much.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: But the bagel is good, the bagels good.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: But now everybody's taking the ship out of the bagel.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: They're scooping the bagel, they're making the bagel flat and
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: making people.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Do that ship dude.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: It's like, have the fucking bagel. Just eat the bagel.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Eat.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: The Jews don't have like a lot. Give us the fucking.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Bagel and eats it. That's it. It's like taking cold
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: if the cabbriage away from Irish creat right, you can't.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: Take the bagel away, kid, so you know, but that's tell.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Me how you were on survivor that so you got
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: They found the tape they loved. They called, they.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Put me on, they took me off.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: They put me on in twenty four hours before they
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: called me. They said someone got I was an alternate,
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: someone got COVID.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: You're going out there?
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: And how how did you deal? First of all, I
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: could never deal with all those fucking bugs. I would die.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: You couldn't pay me to go out there enough money
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: to have that ship crawl on me.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, so it turns out, Wait, turns out way you
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: can fucking pay me to go out there.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: We can pay you to go out there.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: And clearly so if anybody's watched it or not.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Watched it, take will do anything for money.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Anything for money. I have no boundaries. I have beautiful feet.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: My boobs are cute. I mean they're nothing great fake nipples,
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: they're not.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Real, but they look good because I always wanted this.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: When you guys are with these people all the time, yeah,
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: well even though it's like a situation where like you're
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: smelling your dirty, you're not showering, you're not you're not clean,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: you didn't.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Eat you probably you're pretty disgusting.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Girls have a brush your teeth. Is this sex going on?
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: You know, is there any love connection there.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: There there can be, but I gotta be honest with you.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Nowadays it's a little bit. It's on CBS, right, so
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: it's like a very it's regular TV. So even if
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: there were, I don't think they would. Even back in
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: the day they showed like show mances. But like there
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: were there were times in the show, yeah, where people
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: hooked up and stuff.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: And they're dirty like that seventeen Yes.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: But you know what the thing is.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: The thing is, it's like back to like animal It's
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: like animalists's animalistic.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: And I know you all smell the same, so you
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: don't smell each other.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I know, man, but I can't. I can't be kissing
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: somebody with hair on their teeth.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Oh it's your hair on the It's not even hair.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: It's like film, like a blanket. It's like, it's so disgusting.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: The whole thing is.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: So no love connections for you because your love.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Connection no no love connections.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Which way you are married? I am married, that's okay,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I have two kids.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: I'm married. I have two kids.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: My husband would have been fine with anything I wanted.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: He'd been like, you win that million dollars, don't care
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: what you have to fu. You go out there, you
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: fuck a tree and wouldn't be the million dollars were.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Happened my my my my fiance now would never do
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: that because he's too jealous. My first husband would have
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: sold my first If you can get that, whatever you
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: gotta do, kid, I got it. He wouldn't care.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: No, my husband would have been.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I feel the same way.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, if I came home with a million dollars,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: he's going to tell me he'd have no problem listen,
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: like if I had to, like you know, like, but
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I have no problem will get with somebody like if
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: I have to do that, I mean, like you had
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: to have to it's not not but like, you know whatever,
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: But if you.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Have to do it for I don't know if I
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: would do if I.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Hope he's not listening to this.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I listening to do it for a rich man. I
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: would like an older man, an older rich man. I
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: totally at it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: If I had to do a lap dance every day
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: for an eighty five year old, I would give it.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: I would do a lap dance for a dead body
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: me too, I would I would a corpse like.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: You and I do you know what we should really,
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: you know what, that's a new app?
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Fuck a corpse for a million dollars? A million dollars,
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: we should play the game A corpse for a million dollars?
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Did you do an American Horror Story episode?
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: It was great?
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I speak about I'm not A million
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: dollars is not enough?
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Though, it's not probably not enough.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: No, I mean maybe like halfway down, maybe like on
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of ventilator.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Maybe definitely on the ventilation that week, and then I
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: would like hold the ventilator.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Like it's over. Wait, first sign year, hold on, let
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: me hold this right?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Here? Are they send you into a turn?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you're not even.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Sure if the person you're with is breathing, So what's
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: the mean? And we don't even get paid to do that?
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: But I always say that marriage is paid prostitution. Oh
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: my god, it is. I I said this. I said
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: this before my girlfriend and it's a hot Taste sit
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: down and we decided who my friend Kathy. She has
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: the biggest house out of all of us, and I'm
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: convinced because she still gives a husband blow jobs on
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: it every day.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Well, there are people who do that and I won't.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: And I don't even understand.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: That's why I don't have the biggest house out of
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: all my friends.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, so the question I have for you is, oh,
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: this is going to land. This is going to land.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Like a fart in charge, here we go.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: So, like I was talking to my friends and like, oh, yeah,
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: we have sex and blah blah blah blah, all the like.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: You know, you have the people who are like never
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: doing it. You have the people who are doing it.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: You have the people who do it all the time
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: and say they want to do it all the time.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: And then you have the people that are like honest
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: and they're like, I've been through every sexual thought in
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: my head while I was having sex with my husband.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: I am past lesbians, I'm past being tied up. I
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: am now have no more imagery.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: We have passed the barn animals day. What now?
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: What next?
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I know?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Right? What next?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just saying for those of you,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: it's a normal thought. For those of you who are wondering, it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Isn't only thought. But you know what I do to
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: console myself. I buy myself repossible because the shopping console myself.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I love shopping.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I like a bed at Sometimes I love.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: It button shop, dude, I will go to TJ Max.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: That is like an orgasm for me me too.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Oh my god? You got it people
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: seven ninety nine.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Stop it right now, ship, right especially when I get
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: the thirty percent of Oh my ge oh.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: My god, it's multiple Are you kidding?
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Are you god? That's better than anybody. That's better than
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: sleeping with.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Breads, no jokes.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Sometimes it's a Sunday, totally better Sunday. My husband's like,
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, honey, it's football Sunday. Like it's so, it's okay,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: I'm so sad. And then I walk out the door.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, like, yes, I go to go to shop.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I go everywhere. I go Target, I go well, first,
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: I go to teach Max.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Shopping with them.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I like.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: I like to live by myself when I shop. I
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: hate nobody can keep up with me, except for one
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: of my friends.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I go shopping with my friends and we know. I
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: go one way and.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: They go the other, and that's it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Did you like what I like? I don't give a
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: ship what you like. I don't care. I want to
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: buy what I like because I'm paying for it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: That's right, But I'm notorious.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I like people tell you they don't like something
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: on you because they're jealous.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Oh that's true, right, find that.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know, people don't even go there. Don't
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: even go there. Yes, they're like, oh my god, I
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: love your energy. Meanwhile they're like, oh my god, I
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: hate my life because you're so I want to be
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: around you, and I am not even I wish you would.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I love your energy, but I think I wish you
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: were dead.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I love your energy, but I hope you don't succeed.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: And also, oh my god, so cool you were on Survivor.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: I hope you can never get asked back again. Oh yeah,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: I totally.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know the truth, it's our age.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Don't you have a successful business? Oh I thought. I'm
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: so happy for you.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Fuck I hope you fucking lose it all in a fire,
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: in a big fat fire.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. It's it's so obvious and it's transparent.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: But whatever, we we are. Listen, we are owning our fabulous.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: We are owning our fabulous. I go to TJ Max,
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: I fill that ship up. I see a big line.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I leave it all there and I walk out. I
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: have no patience. I'm notorious for that. And my husband like,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: where were.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: You all day?
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I swear to god, I was a TJ Max.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: I have no thing to show for it. But I
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: sort of got out of the tea.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Is they think you're going out and cheating on the
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: meanwhile you're like in a wall, like I'm like, dude,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not answering my phone, I'm paying attention to to.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, there might have been a time I was
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: out there cheating on him at some point, Jen just
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: like lay it out there. I mean years and years
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: ago when we were young and wife.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: But you know what, it's too much effoot now that
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: shock fuck? That not even worth it now?
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: My god?
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Imagine having to like no to hot to kill yourself.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: You better be the hottest, nicest, richest motherfucker that doesn't
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: care if I never answer you, because that's it or
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: that's it, that's it, it's never happening. So yeah, we
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: have time for that. It's our age.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: We're fabulous that we love ourselves. We do.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: We love ourselves.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, are you kidding? Really needs to do that?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine what the phone's Oh god, forget.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: If phones back in the day, Oh my god, forget
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I would have been you know, my, my my acts
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: when a woll at a military school to go find
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: me in a club. I was young because I you
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: know then we had the roary front. Oh yeah, And
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm and there's no tracking, there's no
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: something days baby. I hung up, and you're running home.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I'm in the club. All of a sudden, about two
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: hours later, I see him coming in and I'm like,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: holy shit, went a wolf from military.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: So this is these are the reality shows we need
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: that What do we need?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: This is what we need.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Jen Antivity's Life Free Technology Chalogy pre Ai. Seriously, oh god,
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: we are so if you've ever wanted the most unhinged podcast,
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: it's Jen and I right now. I'm just letting you
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: know it'll never be this unhinged ever.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Again.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: We are so beyond off topic. But now you know
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: a lot of shit about us that we probably.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Should never I mean that people could against us, but
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: we don't care. I don't care, me neither.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I don't care. What are they gonna say getting what
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: are they gonna say that?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Honest? All these assholes are on Instagram they're like, Hi,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I got the perfect family. I mean, like, you're not
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: gonna cheating on you're gay, your kids are on drugs.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: The other one is fucking still the money from you,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I mean fucking in your.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Bed they have now and then they're all like wearing
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: the same outfits. Oh please, I said to listen at
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: I say to my friends all the time. Do you
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: think that somebody's gonna take a hot ship on the
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: toilet and be like, I'm on the toilet explosive diarrhea
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: with like they're like not extensions in and no makeup,
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Like it's never happening.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Like you're seeing the most crazy bullshit.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: It's so unrealistic. Everybody is lying on Instagram.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I know it's fun.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Nobody is that happy. I'm sorry, it's such a lie.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Well, I will tell you something. I did put a
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: bidet in my bathroom. I'm very happy. Oh, I'm extremely happy.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: And I put it in myself.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: My my friend, actually, my friend said Roseburg. Who's who
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: who is a very number one show in w ABC radio.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: After this podcast, After after this.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: So for free, Jan his his wife Daniel home club
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: very close with two. She had to get these particular bidets.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: She ordered them, I believe from I don't know if
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: it was Japan or China, but they're like automatic. You
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: sit down, they're they're heated. The seats.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Oh my dad has that. What is heat? Oh it's
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: an experience.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: It's an ass I would be sitting on there all
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: day long.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my daddy goes to the bathroom.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's gonna love this. But he goes to the bathroom,
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: he's gone fire hours. Dude, it's like an aspa. Why
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: wouldn't you go in there and be like the Meanwhile,
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I have like the cheap ass Yeah, I have like
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: the twenty six dollars version where you just turn it
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: on the ship sphrase and you're like you kind of
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: move your body a little bit.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Version.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Not even it's like the Walmart Like it's so bad.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: But you know what, I have the cleanest asshole on
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Plaine Views.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: So you can't let's complain. You know what, even though
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I don't have a big day, I always make sure
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: it's fresh.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Well, this is fabulous, jen, I listen. I put it
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: together myself. It literally just holds up.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I need to do it for you.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to send me a pictures. Oh my god,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I want to do a whole video of I want
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: a whole video of how it is. I want to
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: see it.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. It's life changing. It's put together. I
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: put my I just put a new floor in my bath.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Miss what I do when my kids are not home?
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I put a new floor. My better. I put it
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: a day in.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I put a new shower head in. I'm like, I
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: don't know what to do with myself. Yeah, crazy, unbelievable.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Kills.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I'm the worst, the worst.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me ask you a question. So tell me
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: how so you got out? So when you didn't get
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: on surviv and you were on the island and you were.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: With Fiji, Yes, I was in Fiji.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I really need to understand how somebody is going to
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: go through that for I mean, I know they're not listen.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: They're not paying a lot of money on reality.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Shows, certainly not for what you're doing.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: So you're going through all that that rigamarole to go
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: on and to go to not eat for seventeen days,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: right basically.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Because that's how long I lasted, right days?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Because SO used to be more than twenty six now
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: it's twenty six. That's a new standard.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Because you get afraid is like thirty sixty.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: And they make even less money than survivor people. Yeah,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I mean no reality stars make no, nobody does.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: The only people that might do like a really well
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: after a reality show might be Big Brother because they
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: get so many followers and then you know they can
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: make money doing some influencing, which I've put a little
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: time into.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: It, but honestly it's so limited because like, after the
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: show is over, what do you do?
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Well? You know you have to have your own business
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: to do that, but you can't make your life being
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: a reality you can't. You know how many shows I've
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: been offered and ever many times that I've been doing
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: and listen, I'm still offered on the table a couple
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: of shows I want to do. But I'm like, is
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: it for me to take time away from my business
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: to go and film to make not even a fraction
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: of what I make when I'm working. Is it worth it?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: And is it going to make me my is it? Go? See?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: The whole reason why you would do it is either
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: a help your business or help build a business. That
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: would be for me, that would be that would be
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: your reason, that would be my reason, that would And
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I have to pick a juice because there have been
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: shows that I've been offered and I'm like, I don't
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: think this is gonna help my business. I think this
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: is hurt because in a negative light, and I don't
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: think that this is right.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Like this podcast.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Was in the room with a bunch of producers and
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: they were like, well, you could do this and this.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I said, well, listen, if this is not going to
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: make me, you know, a substantial amount of money, then
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: what am I doing it for. I can make the
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: substantial amount of money without you would I make it
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: a fool out of myself, you know, having a fist
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: fight with somebody, you know what I mean. I mean,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: you know this is just like that, well that way.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I think that it's very and it's very stressful. I
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: mean I have a lot of friends were on shows
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: and I see them and I'm like, their whole life
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: is wrapped around this whole like saga that's going on,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: and it's like a fake life. It's a fake life.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm like, but and then and it's
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: funny because they will tell me about what's going on
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: in the show, and I have no idea what the
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: hell is going on, nor do I care. But that's
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: the bigger part that I don't care like that, and
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: it's like I don't want to say that. I'm trying
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: to follow them when they're telling me, I'm like, I don't,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I don't see that episode, I didn't see that, or.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know because you're living your real life, right, because.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I'm living my real life.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: It is very it's a very different ie.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: People get sucked in because they think it's all about them, them, them, them, them, them,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: because in that world it is all about them. But
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: there are people besides the people who watch your show
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: that don't give a shit. I mean, at this same age,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: like listen, in the nineteen fifties, there was three channels,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: so thirty million people were watching one show. Forty million
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: people watching one show. Now because they're streaming and everything
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: else there is, you could watch anything. So what's the
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: most now, Like somebody watching a show like a great
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: a great series or or good ratings is over a
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: million people, And that's not a lot of people in
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: the grand scheme of things, you know what I mean.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: It depends on what you're like what's your end games?
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: So for me to be honest with you, like I
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: didn't have it easy. I did not I had debt
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: from I.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Know, iody on shows because no, I would definitely do
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: with Seoan about saying that I wouldn't, but it would
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: have to be the right.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: One for sure.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: And you're you're not saying anything that I wasn't thinking
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: about myself. But for me, like the amount of even
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: if there's amount of money that I can pay some
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: of my debt from like my younger years where I
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: had it tough, Like it wasn't easy for me. I
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: didn't have a lot of money. I didn't have things,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: and I figured, like if I could win like a
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: million dollars like that would be life changing for me.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Even one hundred thousand would have been life changing for me.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Taken out of taxes, I mean all of that, Like
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you're getting all this money, No it's not, but it's
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: more than I would have ever had, of course, and
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: that to me was worth it because I wanted to
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: like be able to give my kids just like here.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Without being like paying you know, taking from Peter to.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Paul and up until today, I'm still kind of like
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: in a little bit of debt from like younger years,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: and like that to me was going to be a
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: big difference, you know. And it was like my dream
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: to just be able to not think about having a
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: money issue for two minutes without having done. Listen, I
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: have a good job and now I'm working another job.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Like I hustle. I hustle.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: I've always hustled, and I'll always make ends meet, but
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: like to have a little bit of money just to
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: be like, oh you want that for my kid. Here
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: you go without thinking about it and being like not
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: sleeping at night. And i just saw that for myself.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: And I'm still like hoping that there's something else. How
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: many years ago you on the show, it's now two years,
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: two years, and I'm hoping, you know, there's something coming.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I would do another show. I would do a few
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: different reality shows. Would I love to be on like
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: a TV series or that's like my dream, that's always
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: been my dream.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: But because my mother.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Actually you know, we have the same story, yeah parents,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Well right, we both have a parent that was not
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: alive and my other my dad is older now going
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: through some hell things and like my dream, it's hot,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: If I would have had a mom, I probably would
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: have been on TV. I probably would have done a series.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Like my dream is to do a series. I think
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I'm meant for that stuff. But I'm fifty. Who wants me? Now?
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like not that not that it's over, don't.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: I never say it's over, but like I'm not putting
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: all my eggs in one basket, you know what I mean?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: And you should and nobody, nobody ever should write nobody right,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: A great, A great. So I think I mean, look,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: it has I would say, for you, it has to
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: be the right right topic. It has to be the
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: right type of show.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: You the right timing.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Timing and timing is everything it is. And it's certa
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: certain and let's say certain climates that we're in right now.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Very you know, it's very difficult and very you know,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: it's very sparse for women like us to get on
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: certain shows and you know, have a show. So I
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: think that things are changing. I think that things are
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: kind of calming down where it's going to you know,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: maybe it'll be you know, I mean, like for me,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: like I'm an Italian from New York. I mean, you
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: know that kind of pass at this point everybody. You
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: know they did the Mob Wives they did.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they've done it. But you know what it's like,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: it's everybody.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Loves it, but everybody they do. It always goes back
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: to that. But you know, when I wanted a couple
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: of years ago, it wasn't the right time, maybe three
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: or four years ago. Right now, maybe it's starting to
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: become the right time for me.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I feel like.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: People are going to start to appreciate, like people like
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: you and I who are like more like in your face,
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: I say what you're thinking. You know, don't take it personally.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: It's just how I feel like. I'm not saying it
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: to hurt people, you know.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I think people have to start learning how to laugh
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: at themselves.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: If you would have seen.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Me, if I could make if you would have seen
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: me on the balance beam and Avivor, you would have died.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I mean it was so freaking terrible. My boobs were collapsing.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I look like a monster. Look people see me in
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: real life and like, oh my god, you're actually like
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, say it, prety, you can do it.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: You have to.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I was so ugly on that show.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Tell me what you have to tell Let me know what,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: what the what? What the season is?
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: And what the season forty one, episode three, watch I'm
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: gonna watch it.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: T versus Bounce. It was freaking horrible. You get pe Pan.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm so glad you came in today. We had
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: so much fun and I wanted to come back because
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: we have so much more to talk.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Anytime I'm here, I'm always here for you.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: And so I didn't even read one question.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: No, I'm glad.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I look look at this. She's a teacher, teacher. I
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: felt like she brought this whole, this whole dich and
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: my answer.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: She was so good, and I was.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Taking a test.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: You're gonna give me a test. I didn't say any
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: of this ship. I was really good. I'm a teacher.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: I also teach Night's Goo. I have a dog. I
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: have two kids in college.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Well, we could tell Tiffany, So the next time it
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: comes back, I'll make sure she has I don't even
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: think I answered one of those questions answered them, But
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: everybody knows I have a day and my ass is clean.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: So that's cool.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: That's the most important thing, right right, I'm you have
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: a clean asshole.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you so much, thank you for having me
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: on the part. Well, that's what that's what I thought.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for coming, thank you for having me.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Welcome to Cats and Pudding.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: I love cats and putting.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I know you do, and so do I. All Right,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I have a great bye. Bye