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How my kids would describe me to police if i went missing? · Anele and the Club on 947

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  Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang.
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  Speaker 2: And the club on nine four seven. So when it
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  Speaker 2: was the deepness of the school holidays, literally everyone, public
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  Speaker 2: schools were on holiday, private school's holiday, parents holiday, everybody
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  Speaker 2: was on holiday. Right, we had a discussion on the radio,
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  Speaker 2: and as we were doing it, I said, we need
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  Speaker 2: to do this when the schools are back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because this is this is really for all the kids. Like,
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  Speaker 3: step up and give us your honest opinion about this.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: If your mom had to go missing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the police was like, what does your mom
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  Speaker 1: look like?
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  Speaker 2: Describe your mom to us? What would you say? And
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  Speaker 2: this now shocks moms the most, the way that kids
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  Speaker 2: describe us. Because I asked my child and I didn't
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  Speaker 2: realize that he thought I had the biggest feet in
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  Speaker 2: the world.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is the thing. I mean, that's not
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  Speaker 3: how you perceive yourself as other people see you and
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  Speaker 3: how your kids see you.
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  Speaker 1: And kids don't lie.
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  Speaker 2: No, he was just that big feet. In fact, No,
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  Speaker 2: you weren't here for the same You went on holiday.
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  Speaker 2: You went in stunger I don't know. Yeah, yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: were in Cape San Francis, you were in the Eastern Cape. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's just a massive feet have a listen. I like it.
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  Speaker 2: If you have to describe me to someone and they
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  Speaker 2: say I went missing, and you have to describe me
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  Speaker 2: to the cops, what would you say.
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  Speaker 4: I'll say, pretty shorts, looks late thirties, where's a wig
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  Speaker 4: and has a big gap? Actually like has a like
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  Speaker 4: a pretty big gap, and we're sandals and massive feets
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  Speaker 4: and massive big feet. It's around the nokiss kiss kiskiss
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  Speaker 4: on your legs and then yeah, that's all I'm.
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  Speaker 5: And likes the gap and the feet maybe the only
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  Speaker 5: distinguishing factor because walk around Bryanston, how many black women
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  Speaker 5: do you see in a wig, shorts and vandals?
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  Speaker 2: No, but I think I think I'll be found.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, big feet big but even the sandals is a
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  Speaker 3: strange because because sandals but not always.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I have astuley feet, so I avoid showing my feet.
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  Speaker 1: And you often wear like proper nice shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Full suit. No, I like his kiss shorts like nice shorts,
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  Speaker 2: nice shorts.
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  Speaker 1: Get it right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh one one eighty eight thirty eight nine four seven.
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  Speaker 2: Moms give the.
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  Speaker 1: Kids the phone, that's it handed over to.
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  Speaker 2: Hand over the phone and please your self. Is he
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  Speaker 2: must just pocket aside? Here don't worry about like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not like that you But.
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  Speaker 5: Be honest, did you go stand in front of the
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  Speaker 5: merr and goo? Is he onto something? No?
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  Speaker 2: As I was recording him, I was not everything is
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  Speaker 2: said like I looked at him like hey, And also
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  Speaker 2: because I was like, I'm not pretty short. I am
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  Speaker 2: like a tall person for the every South African woman,
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  Speaker 2: Like why does he think I'm short?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe because he's quite tall as well. Now he's getting
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  Speaker 3: taller than he.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're not short at all.
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  Speaker 2: On one one eight thirty eight nine four seven. Get
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  Speaker 2: your kids to describe you. You've gone missing. It's crunch time.
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  Speaker 2: We have to find you. They ask your kid, okay,
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  Speaker 2: describe your mom. Send us a voice not as well.
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  Speaker 2: Zero eight four double zero double zero nine four seven.
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  Speaker 6: If I were to describe my mom to the police,
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  Speaker 6: our first describer as a short woman.
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  Speaker 2: But she has a bit of plump, you know.
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  Speaker 6: She has hips as well, and she has glasses.
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  Speaker 7: She's like a yellow cold, and she has graces. She
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  Speaker 7: ever was earrings.
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  Speaker 2: She's short, Yes, she's pretty short, and she has small feet,
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  Speaker 2: they're like big, but there's more.
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  Speaker 8: My father wears a black T shirt and blue jeans
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  Speaker 8: every day to work. And he's told he's staty six
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  Speaker 8: and he doesn't chew them.
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  Speaker 2: Is not getting we can we can kiss him good
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  Speaker 2: and it doesn't. You come exactly one of the cops
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  Speaker 2: looking for somebody not chewing gum?
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  Speaker 1: Hey do you you gum?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: It must be you, Nathan, you ten years old in Rainburgh.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, welcome to Auntie Land. Morning, Nathan. Is this
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  Speaker 2: Nathan Nathan's mom?
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  Speaker 9: It is me?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Nathan, how are you good? Okay? Describe your
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  Speaker 2: mom to us.
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  Speaker 9: She is stall in her forties. She wears her black
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  Speaker 9: shirt and grippants, grad glasses, brown hair. I'd say she
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  Speaker 9: has dig.
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  Speaker 10: Seat and.
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  Speaker 3: Anything anything else about the feet, Nathan is just they
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  Speaker 3: just big.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, and that's big toes, big feet usually kind of
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  Speaker 1: and they are they flat or they're wide? What kind
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  Speaker 1: of big feet are we talking here?
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  Speaker 9: Very flat?
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  Speaker 1: Flat?
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  Speaker 2: And then like lips nose ears? What are we looking
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  Speaker 2: like there?
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  Speaker 9: My mom's now she has a mussy.
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  Speaker 1: A mossy what's a mossy?
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  Speaker 2: Little?
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  Speaker 1: No more?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? You see you see Nathan, this is how we
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  Speaker 2: find your mom distinct things like that, okay, and and
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  Speaker 2: her ears big stand up, does they flap down? They
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  Speaker 2: go forward?
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  Speaker 9: Sorry, they're small. Small tears on her bows of her own.
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  Speaker 9: When this has my sister's, never one has mine.
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  Speaker 1: Tattoos.
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  Speaker 2: We are finding you.
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  Speaker 3: We are finding more ears, big feet, flat toes, black
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  Speaker 3: feet with big toes, small ears, tattoos.
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  Speaker 2: We're finding her. Thank you, Nathan, Thank you from Nathan.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Amaya. Amaya is fourteen years old. Hello
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  Speaker 2: the Amaya. Hi, how are you Amaya? I'm good in
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  Speaker 2: you were great. Listen, we need to find your mom.
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  Speaker 2: Describe her immediately with the cops on the scene.
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  Speaker 10: She has short black hair. She's like short and short,
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  Speaker 10: but like also a bit tall. She's most likely wearing
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  Speaker 10: casual clothes and speakers like probably a gene or trackshy pants.
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  Speaker 10: And then she is thick with a big.
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  Speaker 2: Fat Okay, so we're looking for Kim Kardashian. Yes, like
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  Speaker 2: in pajama Yes, like that in her skims out Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I need more. Describe her her legs to me, Describe
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  Speaker 2: her ears, her nose, her eyes.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, she has a we could sell like a normal
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  Speaker 10: big nose. Her ears go back they just find the
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  Speaker 10: like perfect.
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  Speaker 8: And then.
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  Speaker 10: Her legs you would say, they're also thick like the dimes?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? And and and and shape of legs? Is it brackets?
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  Speaker 2: Is it kiss my dollar? Is it straight brackets?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: We are really looking for kikardashion like? And does she
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  Speaker 2: walk fast? Does she walk slow? Does see? Does she
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  Speaker 2: hands when she walked? Does she walk up straight?
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  Speaker 10: She walks up straight? Okay, she walks at a normal pace.
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  Speaker 10: It really depends on for late or.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but generally are you light always?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Okay?
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  Speaker 5: Last question, how much did your mother pay you for
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  Speaker 5: this clothing review?
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  Speaker 10: Sorry?
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  Speaker 1: How much did your mom pay you for this excellent review?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 10: She will probably, I don't know, probably a surprise.
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  Speaker 2: You know, yeah, oh one one eight eight thirty eight
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  Speaker 2: ninety four seven. Give the kids the phone, please and
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  Speaker 2: ask them to describe you. And I see the dads
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  Speaker 2: also came in here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but so well, if.
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  Speaker 2: You want to describe your dad, knock yourself out zero
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  Speaker 2: eighty four double zero double zero nine four seven. We're
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  Speaker 2: taking your voice. Notes.
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  Speaker 6: My mom has long, stright hairs, okay, and then she
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  Speaker 6: has long eyelashes, green eyes, and she always went legging.
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  Speaker 11: You have the same handstand as me, and you had
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  Speaker 11: a type of T shirt.
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  Speaker 4: And black areas and.
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  Speaker 7: Gives and a pink watch, short light skin, woil, glasses,
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  Speaker 7: brown eyes, small ears, and small lips.
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  Speaker 2: How would you describe me if I have to go missing?
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  Speaker 3: Sever A lot of purples, short hair, so big bomb,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of pimples, short hair, and a big bumb
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  Speaker 3: We're finding you, ma'am.
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  Speaker 6: She raised glasses and she is a half wig for
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  Speaker 6: her hair, and she has lipstick.
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  Speaker 7: She has pimples, nice clothes and wears this says for techy.
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  Speaker 11: So my mommy looks very pretty, but she's also really tired.
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  Speaker 6: She's tall and she has planted it was red hair,
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  Speaker 6: she was glasses, and her colored eyes was blue, and
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  Speaker 6: she's toolen.
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  Speaker 2: Two one two that I'm interested in the mom that's
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  Speaker 2: really tiredly tired? Mom? Is it because you look tired?
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  Speaker 2: It's because you're constantly saying you're tired. And then I'm
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  Speaker 2: also keen to discover more about.
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  Speaker 1: The half wig? What is a half When is a
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  Speaker 1: half wig? How does that work?
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  Speaker 2: Gia? You are twelve years old from BERNONI good morning, Good.
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  Speaker 12: Morning Auntie and the class morning morning.
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  Speaker 2: Dear, how are you my baby? I'm getting you I'm
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  Speaker 2: so good and I'm so excited to speak to.
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  Speaker 12: You me too.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk describe mommy.
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  Speaker 12: She is short, he has dark long hair. She's always
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  Speaker 12: and she's always in gym clothes. She's always smiling, she
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  Speaker 12: has no wait, she has greenish brownish tuesas is a
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  Speaker 12: sixth or five. And she has a normal size nose.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, m hm.
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  Speaker 2: And does she look like she does pilates?
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  Speaker 12: Yes, she does it on Tuesdays.
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  Speaker 1: Everything Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: As she was describing, I was just like, this is
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  Speaker 2: the Lulu lemon mom.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it? What is your mom's gym routine
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  Speaker 1: for the week? I mean it sounds like you know
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  Speaker 1: what she does every day.
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  Speaker 12: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Does the gym day?
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  Speaker 2: Does she go to gym or does she do pilates
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  Speaker 2: or does she mix.
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  Speaker 12: She mixes them okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then in the afternoon, his mom is still in
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  Speaker 2: her gym clothes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I know, my, and.
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  Speaker 2: We'll definitely find mom. And does does your mom like matcha.
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  Speaker 12: She's never tasted it before.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, but his mom always walking around with like
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  Speaker 2: a Stanley cup or something that's got water, healthy water. Yeah, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: mom's got good skin.
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  Speaker 12: Hey, yes, very good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go.
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  Speaker 2: We would find your mom with ease, just not in
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  Speaker 2: Morningside because it's about a hundred of your mom, but
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  Speaker 2: we no where to go and look roughly, yes, ajas.
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  Speaker 12: Thank you, dear, thank you, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Lazzi Lozzie. You are twelve years old.
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  Speaker 2: How are your baby? I'm good, We're also good. We're
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  Speaker 2: so excited to speak to you.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, you too, Okay, Lossy.
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  Speaker 2: Let's describe your mother. I'm describing my Okay, let's go
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  Speaker 2: for it.
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: First, she's always bold.
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  Speaker 2: Bold okay, yes, shaves his head. Now is it because
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  Speaker 2: he's bolding or does he choose to be bold? He
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  Speaker 2: chooses okay, okay.
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  Speaker 9: Next he has big.
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  Speaker 1: Not big toes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's weird. Small bad pain, bad pain is pain.
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  Speaker 2: And he tells me to massage because he's carrying the family, Lossy.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's working hard for the family. Okay. And does
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  Speaker 2: he wear glasses? No? And can you imitate his love
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  Speaker 2: for us?
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  Speaker 1: Please?
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  Speaker 2: And then when how does he call you? When when
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  Speaker 2: he when he's when he's angry, and then and then
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  Speaker 2: when he's happy with you? What does he call you
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  Speaker 2: los hi my boy?
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  Speaker 9: Oh no, what.
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  Speaker 2: Does he call you when he's happy and is in
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  Speaker 2: good spirits?
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  Speaker 9: He doesn't okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then what is he always wearing?
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  Speaker 10: He's always running and a blood shirt?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? And what soccer team does he support?
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  Speaker 5: Red?
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  Speaker 2: So he had a kind of a good weekend, not
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  Speaker 2: a great one. It was nearly happening his weekend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I can find of go. Thank you so much, Lazzie bye.
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  Speaker 2: Amazing now still taking those words not zero eight four
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  Speaker 2: double zero double zero nine four seven. Describe your parents
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  Speaker 2: to us today.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to describe my dad also. He is a
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  Speaker 6: bald man with a mustache. He's very good looking, and
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  Speaker 6: he has brown pants and he wears a black ey
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  Speaker 6: Suzu T shirt.
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  Speaker 11: My mom has hot pink hair. She wears hoops almost
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  Speaker 11: every day. She wears us an amount of makeup. She
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  Speaker 11: mostly wears Turkey's nice Nike Turkey's.
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  Speaker 6: My dad has a ginormous face, his load is very big,
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  Speaker 6: his ears are very tiny. When it takes me to school,
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  Speaker 6: he wears always wears his pajamas.
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  Speaker 1: Bye a clown. He's got a gigantic nose with small ears.
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  Speaker 2: There was one kid who said she's got hot pink hair.
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  Speaker 2: She wears hoops every day, I said, Nicki Minai. Back
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  Speaker 2: to making your morning and the club. I love the
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  Speaker 2: shirt on nine four seven