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DLHS Hour 4 | Weirdest Things Brought on eBay · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. We have, if you're going
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  Speaker 2: to be in Atlanta, Georgia, this October 9th, which is Friday,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to be at the Symphony Hall there.
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  Speaker 1: Don living along with myself, D.L.
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  Speaker 2: And D.L. Anything goes to her the following day. Closed
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  Speaker 2: theater in Indianapolis. So come check us out if you're
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  Speaker 2: taking us. And also my book, Charlie's Boy, is available now.
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  Speaker 2: We got Indie B joining us in the house. How
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  Speaker 2: you been, woman?
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  Speaker 1: Everything all right?
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  Speaker 3: I'm alive.
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  Speaker 4: Johnny number five is alive.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Short circuit reference. That was a little different.
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  Speaker 2: That was way inside.
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  Speaker 4: Watch it on one of those long flights. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, I'm in New York.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird because it feels different.
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  Speaker 1: Since Madami been in town. It feels different. New York
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  Speaker 1: feels like a whole different city.
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  Speaker 3: In a good way or a bad way?
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  Speaker 1: In a very good way. I'm telling you, people get
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  Speaker 1: mad when I say this.
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  Speaker 2: The way that Mondami is governing and the way that
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  Speaker 2: El-Sayed is talking about governing, we could have a Muslim president.
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  Speaker 1: Before we could have a Jewish one. I'm serious. Watch.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know that that's true, but it
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  Speaker 1: could happen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I got to go. El-Sayed invited me to come down.
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  Speaker 1: in December. I mean, excuse me, later on in October.
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  Speaker 1: Telerico got it looking good down there, man. They're getting scared.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, they're running all kinds of smear ads on him.
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  Speaker 6: They are so... AI ads and everything.
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  Speaker 4: They're making up stuff left and right.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: It's just saying anything. I have to laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Like what? I haven't been there. What are they saying?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, they trying to say that, oh, they want the
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  Speaker 6: state to pay for your gender change on your kid
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  Speaker 6: and charge parents if they don't do it.
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  Speaker 4: And raise your taxes.
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  Speaker 3: And he's a.
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  Speaker 6: Vegan and he's left-handed on Thursdays. I mean, they just
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  Speaker 6: make up.
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  Speaker 4: The commercials are hilarious. You know, he's for them and
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  Speaker 4: they're not for you. You know, this kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 5: They're a transgender woman, football, playing football, and this is
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  Speaker 5: what he wants.
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  Speaker 4: He wants transgender women in.
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  Speaker 3: Protect our children.
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  Speaker 6: You talking about Paxton, the one who let his boy
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  Speaker 6: off after he molested the kid?
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  Speaker 3: The Empire. And you let your boy off?
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to keep that?
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  Speaker 1: That's how they, you know, they're getting desperate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're getting desperate.
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  Speaker 4: Then they got one where, you know, hey.
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  Speaker 6: We need to stick together and we're going to vote
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  Speaker 6: on our team because if we don't stick together, then
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  Speaker 6: their team will take over Texas and we.
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  Speaker 4: Don't want that. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: They wildin', man.
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  Speaker 4: They super wildin'. And quiet as it's.
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  Speaker 1: Kept, the little land broad is ahead of Abbott.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Old Meals on Wheels in trouble.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: But even that, he's been, this is his third term.
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  Speaker 4: He's been 12 years.
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  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Any problem they had and
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  Speaker 1: he didn't fix, he caused.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: After 12 years, you know who you're running against?
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  Speaker 6: You.
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  Speaker 4: That's the whole legislature. That's the funny part about all
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  Speaker 4: of it.
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  Speaker 3: Republicans have been in charge for 30 years. We want
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  Speaker 3: to fix the problem.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all did it.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all did it for 30 years.
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  Speaker 6: Ann Richards, when she left, I think Texas was number
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  Speaker 6: seven in education. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And now we're number like 48.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: 48 something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't read the small print up there.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: You can find almost anything on eBay and we're going
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  Speaker 1: to prove it.
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  Speaker 2: Andy gave us five weirdest things ever sold on eBay
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  Speaker 2: by Samantha Grossman for time.com.
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  Speaker 5: Clippings of Justin Bieber's hair. $ 40, 000 and pay somebody paid
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  Speaker 5: for that in.
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  Speaker 4: 2011. $ 40, 000. $ 40, 000.
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  Speaker 6: But less than that, you can go to Turkey and
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  Speaker 6: get your own hair to grow.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Not that I know, but go ahead.
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  Speaker 5: Justin Timberlake's half-eaten French toast.
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  Speaker 3: How much?
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  Speaker 4: That he left behind in an interview.
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  Speaker 5: Sold for $ 1, 000 in 2000.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Pharrell's infamous brown fedora. He wore it in 2014 at
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  Speaker 5: the Grammys. It sold for $ 44, 000.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 4: How about that?
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 4: Skateboard Pete. Now, this is crazy. William Shatner's kidney stone.
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  Speaker 3: Ew.
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  Speaker 4: $ 25, 000 in 2006.
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  Speaker 2: Ew.
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  Speaker 5: Beat me up, Scotty.
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  Speaker 2: Ew.
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  Speaker 3: You can keep that one.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And number five of the weirdest things ever sold on eBay.
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  Speaker 4: Britney Spears alleged.
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  Speaker 5: pregnancy test from 2005.
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  Speaker 3: Unless you run a DNA test after she peed on it. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't.
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  Speaker 5: That could be, that could be anybody's test, but it's
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  Speaker 5: sold for $ 5, 000. You know what I have?
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  Speaker 6: I want, I want to say, I don't know where
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  Speaker 6: it is somewhere in my, uh, many, many, many years ago.
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  Speaker 6: This had to be 30 years ago. I mean, I
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  Speaker 6: have a And I did it and took it as
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  Speaker 6: a joke. I was doing an interview with LL Cool
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  Speaker 6: J and he drank out of a soda and didn't
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  Speaker 6: finish it. I put the top on and I said, Ooh,
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  Speaker 6: I get this. I can sell this somewhere one day.
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  Speaker 6: And it's probably still in the attic somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably still somewhere. I wonder if I can get
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  Speaker 3: some money from that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, who would believe that that's who drank from it?
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  Speaker 3: Who believe that them is Justin Bieber's hair clippings? I
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  Speaker 3: don't care. I'll pass.
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  Speaker 2: That's got to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: It's the deal. Here we show you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going to be in Atlanta, Georgia on October 9th.
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  Speaker 2: I will be there at the Symphony Hall Auditorium, Symphony
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  Speaker 2: Hall Theater, along with Don Lemon for DL & DL,
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  Speaker 2: Anything Goes.
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  Speaker 1: The following day, closed auditorium.
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  Speaker 3: Memorial Hall.
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  Speaker 1: Closed theater.
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  Speaker 2: Closed Memorial Hall in Indianapolis. So come check us out
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  Speaker 2: if you take a notion. Also, my book, Charlie's Boy,
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  Speaker 2: is available now. IndieBee, what did you learn today, sweetheart?
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  Speaker 5: I learned that I had to do better with breakfast
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  Speaker 5: because I read that if you... Eat breakfast between 7
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  Speaker 5: and 8 a.m. You can live longer. Like, 30% longer.
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  Speaker 5: Eating breakfast at the right time.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? After we wake up from our dream,
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  Speaker 1: we should go have a bite to eat.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I always do. Dream and eat.
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  Speaker 4: Make you hungry. That dream made me hungry.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: Let me finish this cigarette, then I'll see what Skip
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  Speaker 1: is up to. Let's do it. Hey, Skip, what'd you
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  Speaker 1: learn today, baby boy?
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  Speaker 3: Man, I got Andy B. dreaming about you. I was like, man,
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  Speaker 3: what is that?
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  Speaker 1: I just want to know.
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  Speaker 3: When y'all were dreaming, were you in the mama's bed?
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  Speaker 4: No, I was not.
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  Speaker 3: In the mama's bed. I don't know about you. I was.
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  Speaker 4: There were no beds involved.
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  Speaker 1: That's even better. It was a hammock. I like that.
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  Speaker 1: I like what we're doing with this. All right, on
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  Speaker 1: the next DLUGLY show, Kyle Hugley, a.k.a. Special K, is
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  Speaker 1: going to drop another joint on Short Puts Records.
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  Speaker 2: Plus, the military man Jamal Kingsley is right here to
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  Speaker 2: expose racism hitting our everyday lives. It is the DLUGLY show.
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  Speaker 2: We will definitely see you on the other side, Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite Short Puts operator. Pull that string.
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  Speaker 1: We gots to go.
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  Speaker 6: Ciao.
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  Speaker 4: Ciao.
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  Speaker 1: It's the DLUGLY show. See you on the other side.