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FULL SHOW: The Man Who Lost His Scrotum · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold a cheers Tilly from bringing
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  Speaker 1: back to laughs.
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  Speaker 2: And the world gone.
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  Speaker 1: Man, yeah right, it's time to go over size.
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  Speaker 3: This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, This is the biggest,
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  Speaker 3: our biggest shot big show.
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  Speaker 2: Jason Hoych Mike Minogue.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll kill your mad Bastard's great to have your
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  Speaker 3: company this Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: Afternoon, the thirtieth of October.
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  Speaker 3: Twenty twenty four. And you, my friends, are listening to
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  Speaker 3: the Big Show brought you by Tilly Kill. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Good a.
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  Speaker 3: Mogi 're Stallion looking great as always, madhouse line going
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  Speaker 3: pretty gray.
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  Speaker 4: So your mad dog, your sixth son of a bee.
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  Speaker 4: You you're weird bastard, if I could put it that way.
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  Speaker 4: And I've known you for now on thirty seven years now.
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  Speaker 4: Of course we met in primary school all those years
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  Speaker 4: ago and the Hokitika, yeah man. And as time's going on,
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  Speaker 4: you know, you become more and more of an enigma
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  Speaker 4: to me, more and more of a mystery. And that's
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  Speaker 4: what I like in my men. I've got to be
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  Speaker 4: honest with you. A freezing cold day here in the
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  Speaker 4: nine you'd expect at this time of year, things too
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  Speaker 4: to summer.
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  Speaker 2: You be wrong. Yeah, you'll be wrong. Sure. Sure. When
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  Speaker 2: you're thinking about me though, I mean you're thinking like
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  Speaker 2: bad boy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so you see I always ran that sort
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  Speaker 3: of image when I was a young buck. You would
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  Speaker 3: have been about five, because all the ladies go, he's
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  Speaker 3: a bad boy.
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  Speaker 2: I got to make him right, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Ess were the days, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 3: Pug's Hey, you're running the corgy hoss here do to
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  Speaker 3: this end of a corg?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, thanks, shut your dog. But seriously, looks good man.
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  Speaker 2: I like it.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, I appreciate that. Yeah, happy to be with you.
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  Speaker 4: The man.
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  Speaker 5: Just a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Man, What do you put it in there?
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  Speaker 2: Brother?
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  Speaker 4: Because you know, I just woke up, rolled out of
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  Speaker 4: bed less sort of a look to it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's what it says, sort of on the
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  Speaker 5: front of the container.
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  Speaker 4: Is a moose?
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  Speaker 2: Is it a what is it?
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  Speaker 6: I'd say it's close to the consistency of a moose. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: maybe a little harder. It's sort of a mat look.
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  Speaker 3: I use a wax we can tell, which I don't
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  Speaker 3: really like very much because it's very glutenous and very
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  Speaker 3: sticky mogi and it's it's not it's very thick.
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  Speaker 4: You're talking about on your bullos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very thick, and so I have to sort
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  Speaker 3: of spread it around my hands, and it's very hard to.
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  Speaker 2: Not clump in my ear.
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  Speaker 3: And sometimes it looks like someone's evacuated the contents of
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  Speaker 3: their nostrils in my hair. Sure, because it's got that
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  Speaker 3: sort of bits of wax and stuff. And they Hey,
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  Speaker 3: now listen, we have a massive shower head films. Good God,
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  Speaker 3: where do we begin? Where do we begin? I tell
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  Speaker 3: you where we begin?
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  Speaker 1: A bit of the old food Fighters, the whole big
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  Speaker 1: shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Chezy.
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  Speaker 3: Green Day there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon. Hope it's treating you well your Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: Just on that front.
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  Speaker 3: Full disclosure to the audience. Actually, we just got delivered
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  Speaker 3: some free food. I won't say what the food was, Magie, No,
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  Speaker 3: just just say chicken and nugget form and.
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  Speaker 2: It was a big bag of it.
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  Speaker 3: An old Hoidy j was a bit peckish and I
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  Speaker 3: hod in big time. And now I'm feeling decidedly nauseous
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  Speaker 3: because I just went too hard. Yeah you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean. And I just gorged myself.
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  Speaker 4: You can have too much of a good thing, you can,
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  Speaker 4: you can speaking of good things can. I also sort
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  Speaker 4: of slowed us down somewhere. It was sort of a
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  Speaker 4: bit of a chicken and nugget form coma.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, very much a food coma. Hey, but right
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  Speaker 3: now it's time for big Pole and the question today
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  Speaker 3: trick or treating is?
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  Speaker 2: Or name trading is?
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  Speaker 4: Or no? Here we are, aren't we wedding Joe? We're
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  Speaker 4: on the eve of Halloween. Yes, an American holiday, one
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  Speaker 4: that's been trying to get its claws into New Zealand
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  Speaker 4: culture for forty five years.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Also I remember being a kid, and as a kid,
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  Speaker 4: of course, you want you want Halloween is a great idea. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 4: there's one hundred percent support from kids right across the
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  Speaker 4: world for a holiday like this, which is you get
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  Speaker 4: dressed up, you go and knock on someone's door. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: yes that was. But I remember going to my next
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  Speaker 4: door neighbor was when I was about six or seven.
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  Speaker 4: I had a an eight mass that I was wearing.
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  Speaker 4: I knocked on the door. I said trick or treat.
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  Speaker 4: She didn't know what I was talking about. Missus McGill.
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  Speaker 4: There she was probably in her eighties, and she said,
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  Speaker 4: come back when I know what you're talking about. And
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  Speaker 4: so so we broken house and we stole about forty bucks. Yes, sweet,
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  Speaker 4: So it was a good trick. It was a good
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  Speaker 4: trick that one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But as you get older and you become a parent
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  Speaker 4: and your kids want.
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  Speaker 3: To go trick or treating, pain in the bullets in
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  Speaker 3: the bullets, Well, I'll be honest with you, Mogi, I
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  Speaker 3: can't actually ever remember as a kid going trick or
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  Speaker 3: treating or even having Halloween. But certainly when my girls
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  Speaker 3: were growing up, it was a big thing in my
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  Speaker 3: household and I just hate it.
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  Speaker 2: I just refused to do it. And so my wife
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  Speaker 2: would always have to do it. And she's one of.
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  Speaker 3: Those people too that's really big on costumes when the
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  Speaker 3: girls were little, so she'd spend hours making these amazing
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  Speaker 3: costumes and stuff and I just hate it, and so
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  Speaker 3: she would always have to be the one that would
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  Speaker 3: accompany them to strangers houses, getting sweets off strangers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And I was just never into it. I'm still not
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  Speaker 3: into it. And I don't like people coming to my
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  Speaker 3: house and knocking on my door.
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  Speaker 2: So what I do is I leave my dog outside.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Rue is ferocious, Like if you were to
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  Speaker 3: walk up to my gate, she would scare the living
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  Speaker 3: but Jesus out of you because she's got a hell
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  Speaker 3: of a bark on her. So I just leave her
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  Speaker 3: out and that seems to sort of send the kids away. Also,
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  Speaker 3: I have an advantage where people find it very hard
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  Speaker 3: to find the path to my house, right it's quite
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  Speaker 3: well headen, and so often you'll get people walking past
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  Speaker 3: my house trying to get to my house, going.
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  Speaker 2: Do you how do you get in there?
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  Speaker 3: And I don't encourage that either, And if a kid
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  Speaker 3: does actually get to get through, I just scream at
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  Speaker 3: them God.
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  Speaker 2: Property, Yes, sons of baits. But I'm curious because I know.
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  Speaker 3: And then you've got the people around the neighborhood that
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  Speaker 3: cover their houses and Halloween type stuff and blow up
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  Speaker 3: dolls and witches, and I just go, ohlow up, that's
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  Speaker 3: just going to turn into a wet environmental mess. Sure
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, But I'm curious to know
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  Speaker 3: what the punters feel at it, whether New Zealand has
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  Speaker 3: fully adopted it. On three four eight three or go
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  Speaker 3: to our Instagram account let us know your views.
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  Speaker 6: There to be prize packs to give her as well
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  Speaker 6: to everybody who votes. Also send us a talkback on
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  Speaker 6: the iHeartRadio app or microphone button there We'll give us
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  Speaker 6: a call.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, nine hundred Hold Hokey.
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  Speaker 1: The Holdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodichy.
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  Speaker 3: You missed the Big Show Big Poll Today it was
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  Speaker 3: trick or treating? Yay or nay hoody j of firm
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  Speaker 3: Nay Mogi. Now that you've got a kid a nay.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I'm sort of wondering whether I
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  Speaker 4: should just embrace it. I was literally talking to the
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  Speaker 4: wife about it to that is because my vibe is
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  Speaker 4: also a no, because it's just another way to feed
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  Speaker 4: them up on lollies. Yes, and I just like, like
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  Speaker 4: my my daughter's dentist last week said no more lollies,
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  Speaker 4: no more OLLI is for you, and my daughter laughed
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  Speaker 4: and they did said I'm not joking. So then you
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  Speaker 4: get Halloween comes on and my kid is fizzing. Man,
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  Speaker 4: let's go hear it. Yeah? Yeah, it actually and this
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  Speaker 4: is without a word of a lie. She was actually
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  Speaker 4: in tears this morning because you found out that you
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  Speaker 4: actually still have to go to school on Halloween years old,
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  Speaker 4: and she said, what I still have to learn on Halloween?
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  Speaker 4: And so she's fizzing about it. So I think what
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  Speaker 4: we're going to do is go around to six neighbors.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to go around and see them tonight or
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  Speaker 4: tomorrow and say to them and supply them with something
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  Speaker 4: to get things to give her, because you can't just
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  Speaker 4: keep on jacking them up on that that yeah, that ship.
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  Speaker 4: But then at the same time and ah man, I
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  Speaker 4: let them have fun. That that Christ they have more
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  Speaker 4: fun than they have anything else.
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  Speaker 6: Your daughter is really like a responsible way to do it.
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  Speaker 6: Like you're saying, all right, we'll make it really easy
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  Speaker 6: for you. She gets to get what she wants. But
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  Speaker 6: also it's not like a random and it's also not
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  Speaker 6: random candy.
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  Speaker 2: We can we're controlling it a little bit more. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean my girls were the same that they get
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  Speaker 3: so fixed up about it, They get so fizzed up
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  Speaker 3: about it, and the idea that they can't do it
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  Speaker 3: is just be on the pale for them.
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  Speaker 2: Down territory.
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  Speaker 4: All the other kids at school are doing it. Like
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  Speaker 4: we turn up at school today and a little girl
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  Speaker 4: came up to my daughter, said, do you know it's
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  Speaker 4: Halloween tomorrow? And so they ad just you know, they're fizzy,
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  Speaker 4: ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: What are they saying on the textual machine? There? The
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  Speaker 2: what PUGSN? Three four eight three the what machine? What
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  Speaker 2: are they saying on the text machine? They're PUGSN.
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  Speaker 6: Grew up being told of stranger danger and don't take
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  Speaker 6: sweets from people you don't know. But once a year
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  Speaker 6: it's now okay to go to a random stranger's house
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  Speaker 6: and ask for sweets.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this is a good one here, that's just coming
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  Speaker 4: glad moogi, ain't my dad wanker? So? And this is
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  Speaker 4: and this is the thing though, right, it's like my
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  Speaker 4: daughter's teeth are bad from eating shit food and because
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  Speaker 4: she's got her first teeth a bit more vulnerable, she
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  Speaker 4: brushes every morning every night. The dentist has said she's
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  Speaker 4: got to stop eating lollies because they are putting holes
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  Speaker 4: in her teeth. Yes, so I say, okay, you can't
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  Speaker 4: have lollies. And now I'm a wankery because because I'm
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  Speaker 4: a bad father for not feeding my kid up on Lolli's.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a shocker.
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  Speaker 1: Man The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Someone asking the question, where's Keezy? He's on holiday? He's
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  Speaker 2: on holiday today?
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  Speaker 4: Actually I did holiday is just sort of wandering around lostamelessly. Well,
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  Speaker 4: I mean look pretty happy. I mean it was hammered. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean about midday. That's that's a given, isn't you know?
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  Speaker 2: He's just sort of wandering around with a few beers and.
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  Speaker 4: That back got ony. However, you want to spend your holiday?
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  Speaker 2: What am I? Who am I to say? Exactly? You
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Fill your boots. Yeah. I was
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  Speaker 2: meant to be playing with him tomorrow, but he canceled
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  Speaker 2: on me.
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  Speaker 4: He'll tell me about that because he's going to be
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  Speaker 4: steamed tomorrow as well.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean he was steamed when I played with
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  Speaker 3: him last I mean that shouldn't you know. Starting he's
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  Speaker 3: actually I'd be curious to see what he'd be like
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  Speaker 3: when he wasn't steamed.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, very high functioning when steamed as kesy Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well no, I mean I mean he's doing the radio
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  Speaker 5: for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, you know listen cool the Money World Champs
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  Speaker 2: is bat Fellows.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is already yeah, I couldn't, but I was stunned,
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  Speaker 3: stunned when I saw that in the dock.
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  Speaker 5: Very stunned.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the sun's coming back out, Fells, and that means
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  Speaker 6: it's mone Who season.
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  Speaker 4: Baby.
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  Speaker 6: You can actually register at Mona World Champs dot Com
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  Speaker 6: from this Friday, and there's ten qualifying events across. You
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  Speaker 6: might remember those from last year, kicking off with the
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  Speaker 6: first one and total on the seventh of December, so
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  Speaker 6: you've got a bit of time to practice your money there, Jason, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Well, actually I recall what happened last time because you
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  Speaker 3: were going to jump off the highest thing and then
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  Speaker 3: something that you got your bulloss burned or something.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure it was the that was the reason.
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  Speaker 4: But ultimately I couldn't do two things I was I
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  Speaker 4: had something else booked. I wonder what there would have been.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to do it this year? Mogi? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I haven't had any chats about. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: If it's not starting to a December then probably not
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  Speaker 4: because I'll be away.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, you are all of December, aren't you.
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  Speaker 6: You could do something at the Grand Final though, and
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  Speaker 6: Tamaki Makoto on Saturday, the first of March. There is
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  Speaker 6: forty grand in cash and prizes to be won.
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  Speaker 4: So this is this money Will Champs. This goes for
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  Speaker 4: four months of the year, so it's sort of like
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  Speaker 4: a Super Rugby season or the NRL.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, something like four months, right, okay, so the round robin,
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  Speaker 2: the semis, yeah, the finals.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, nice, get involved if you want to win heaps.
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  Speaker 6: Of cash forty granting cash prices. If we want bragging
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  Speaker 6: rights too, Jess.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, you get bregging rights.
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  Speaker 2: Forgot about that. I might do it this year. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: I do a mean money. Sure.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: The Hdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
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  Speaker 3: You're welcome back, your messive backbones who are listening to
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  Speaker 3: the Big Show, brought to you by Tilly get in
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  Speaker 3: just on that. By the way, no Keysy at the moment,
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  Speaker 3: he's got the week off. He's going to be returning
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  Speaker 3: forthwith next Monday. Now there's something I want to mention,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm not being silly, oh but it's something that
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  Speaker 3: I've noticed quite a lot over the last couple of days.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't know if you if you've noticed this either, pugs.
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  Speaker 3: This seems to me, okay, to be a number of
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  Speaker 3: woman that have the absolute hearts for old Mogi, because
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  Speaker 3: I have noticed two or three women walk past our
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  Speaker 3: studio many many times and to paint a picture our
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  Speaker 3: studio's glass, and the public just walks around it. Who
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: give Mogi the elongated long stair? I e look at me,
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: look at me, look at me, look at me. You're
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  Speaker 3: oblivious Mogi because you're blind in that eye and often
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  Speaker 3: they're walking behind you.
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  Speaker 2: But the big stare right. Have you noticed anything like that?
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  Speaker 2: Are you aware of? Right o?
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  Speaker 4: Certainly heaven And of course I'm a married man.
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  Speaker 3: I know that, and I didn't want to suggest any
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  Speaker 3: impropriety on your behalf, but I have definitely noticed. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: it's summer, maybe you know, people are just sort of
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  Speaker 3: feeling good and they're saying old MOGGI there and it's
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  Speaker 3: tidy whitey and going, oh, SERI, Bob, have you noticed that,
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  Speaker 3: pug Son.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I feel like it's not a new thing.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, yeah, I mean it's it's been a long
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  Speaker 3: while since anyone's tried to hold old Hoody Jay's games,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I've got the eyes out.
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  Speaker 4: You're often pressed up against the glass.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that might sort of freak people out and
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  Speaker 3: put people off.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't aware of that at all. But it's flattering,
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  Speaker 4: isn't It's nice to know. But you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: best of a pretty bad bunch, can I say that?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 4: Hang on?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, having said that, our Pug Soun's
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  Speaker 3: doing okay, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: I say that in jest because obviously Pugs has got
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  Speaker 4: a few years on our sordy j I'm still going
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  Speaker 4: to be letting the old pipe there and.
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  Speaker 2: He put it to you.
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  Speaker 8: Hey.
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  Speaker 3: Next up, we're going to be speaking to Brenda Murray
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  Speaker 3: who had a flesh eating infection on it Scrooton and
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: his Perenium.
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  Speaker 1: The Hlucky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hrarcky.
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  Speaker 3: Very special guests on the show with us Today, a
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  Speaker 3: fellow by the name of Brendan Murray MOGI who went
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: through well, what can only be described as a bit
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  Speaker 3: of a horrific experience, and he's been a real backbone
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  Speaker 3: about it actually, and he's been pretty upfront about what
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  Speaker 3: happened to him. We've got Brennan on the phone now
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  Speaker 3: got a Brendan, your massive backbone house life.
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: Oh hey, it's a lot better now than what it
• 16:32
  Speaker 7: was forty five days ago. Anyway, let's put it that way.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can imagine.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Well, Brendan, just for the listeners out there, mate, talk
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: us through what actually happened with you?
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: Yes, Like I'm a top two diabetic, but I probably
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: probably don't look after the seauff as well as well.
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: I probably should. But I just got to weave it
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: a tape in between the leagues. One day, like just
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: a ingrown here, we've the chasen didn't think much of it.
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: Has hit one hundred times or four normally goes away
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: after a couple of days. So after a couple of
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: days it was still there. Hit a weed the lump
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: and beout the size of a marble sort of thing,
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: and oh yeah, I'll give it a squeeze and just
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: as you do, jump the sheer get it hot. You've
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: got to weave. It got to weave with a pass
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: ahead of a year and at good all of a sudden,
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: the next day it was with a bigger a. I
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: was like, ship, she's escalated pretty fast. So she's been
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: at the size of a squashborn. Now wow, and so
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: did the same thing again, jumping the sheer, yeah ahead
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: of you're all good.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: By about a third day, I was going to drive
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: down the room my son was playing rugby for seaplan
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: under eight ens. I said, I'll shoot up the here
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: two three air drive from where I live, jumped in
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: the work track. Got to be a two minutes up
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: the road and we're all now hold on, gotta get
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: home all I can't even set up the truck. Got home,
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: bat up on the keyups, typical, typical old all mean
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: sort of thing. You know. To be right, I'll be
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: right and wait until my wife got home. Explained to
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: her a bit more about what was going on, and
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: I said, I'll have a hot bath and just give
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: another squeeze, keep some more stuff out. By monday we'll
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: be all good. So this was a Sunday. This was
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: a Sunday night. So at seven o'clock Saturday night, I've
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: done what I said I was going to do, and
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: you wife said, you're not looking at good or I
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: think you need to go to the hospital. I was
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: like that it would be right by monday. It should
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: be all good. Tomorrow is another day and another half
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: here went past. She said that you're you're going to
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: the hospital. That you're you're going downhill real fast. We
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: went to the loaf, went to the local A and
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: E and he he got me up on the bead
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: straight away, give me some pain relief and cap this
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: wee lump open and got a few bit of stuff
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: out of it. See, you know, I'm not really happy.
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: We might keep you over night. You're not looking at good.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: And I just hit the saying we'll look sort of
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: a scrotum's rock out a lot, and I said it
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: could be just then inflamatory from what's going on, and
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: he sort of agreed with me. But the next morning
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: she wasn't that good at all.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Right, And so we're talking about your sort of scrotum
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: area and the perineum and sort of around there.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: So obviously it was a massive infection.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: It turns out that it was actually a flesh eating
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: in fiction.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Is that correct?
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah. So so on the Sunday morning they decided
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: to see me to the Q Hospital and in Icago,
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: which is our forty minute drive from Gore. So they
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: being in ebolence and sent me away down the Q
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: Hospital and I was only a year about half an
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: ear and nixonation that would put you on the operating
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: table like you've got a fish eating disorder. Oh god,
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: to me, I was yeah, to me, I was like, well,
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: hold on, well heading then grown here, you know what
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: the hell was going on? Twenty one days later I
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: was doing ICU and it had nine operations in nineteen days.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: Was missing my scrotum was missing for the muscle in
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: between the legs.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Or they took it off.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: Well, they had actually taken it off, like yeah, it
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: was just like it started off the first the first day,
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: they opened me up from pretty much my backside right
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: through my growing up to the top of the jopline.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and left it open like they picked it full
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: of doors, left it open, and they'd taken they'd taken
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: away chunk off the side of my scrotum about the
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: size of a fifty cent coin. Yeah, And they didn't
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: really understand it at the first couple of days exactly
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: what it was like. They were still trying to work
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: out obviously what it was. And ever the House and
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: Seeking operation, they took another chunk of me scrotum and
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: they were still cleaning out all these.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: So just just sort of chipping away at the bastard
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: with it.
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah about I think I've been in there about seven days.
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: By then, they are pretty much headed under control. But
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: I was still going into the operating theater every day,
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: if not every second day, to have the wounds cleaned
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: and redreased. And and then I had a bit of difficulty.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: I actually stopped breathing when I come up to recovery.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: And we'll just stop you. We'll just stop you there. Man,
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: We're gonna We're going to go to a song. I
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: want to come back and hear more about this, but
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: all this chat does make me bloody hungry.
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: I'll go.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I can grab a pie if you can stick around
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: there for a couple of minutes. Man, we'll come back
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: and get the rest of the yard.
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: It is the Hiarchy Big Show, weekdays from four on
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Radio Hdarchy.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Now previous to that, we've been speaking to Brendan Murray
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: who's had a bit of a horror show. Got an
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: infection around us grow them in sort of perennium area,
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: and thought it was an in growing here. It got
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: worse over the days. He ended up going to A
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: and E and the guy at A and e basically said,
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: geez mate, Brendan mate, not happy about that to send
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: you to the hospital. And then I believe Brendan, you
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: are thirteen days in the ICU seven operations. They cut
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: you from sort of naval to but they were packing
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: your full of gouze.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: It had just scrowed them hacked away at there. So
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: what happened then?
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, well so it was just after all the
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: operations and killing, he really transferred through to meating for
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: a skin graft, which I love, hate to do to
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: help with my healing and now on home recovering. But
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: they've just informed me today after I've just been seeing
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: the doctor again, then it'll be months of recovery.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my healing has gone really well and the wound
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: is looking really good. But yeah, they didn't tell me
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: today that it will be months. They can't put a
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: they can't put a time frame on it, which is
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: really good. But I'm doing as I'm told, which is
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: a first.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: I beat you, man, And the thing about it is
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: you can sort of recover from this. Jason jac who
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: hosts the radio show with me, he he's suffered from
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: a botched circumcision when he was a young feller. It's
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: an absolute debarkle down there. And uh, you know he's
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: managed to lead a fairly normal life. Man.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: Yep, yep, So I'll lead a perfectly normal life from
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: now on in too, Like I've still got I've still
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: got the testicles.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: That was my next question, mate, So you've still got
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: the bulls. The bullers are still there. They just sort
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: of tucked away for a rainy day, Is that about it?
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Yep, so that just you know, like when you're
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: a teenage boy, they always give you a bit of
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: grief about here your balls are drop? Well, I want
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: to just gone back here?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Okay. Can they sort of design you a brand new
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: bull bag there, sort of made out of some skin
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: that you might gather from other areas, like if you
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: got any sort of spear of skin around. Certainly I
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: think the ideal would be if you could get sort
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: of a maybe you can get a donus scrolled from
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: somebody who's recently passed away. Is there any options like
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: that on the table.
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: Well, I don't know about it, but I've hit a
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: couple of mates offer like wit one the other day
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: he's seen his dogs and a beat to get fixed
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: and offer to give me the dog stroke. I'm going
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: to be copping it for probably the reason of my life,
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: really and lucky enough, I've got a good seats humor
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: and I'm prepared to take it. I've got six skin. Yeah,
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: I was having thick skin. This is why I am
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: a gave kit in the eye. Like if you if
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: you've got something wrong.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Gone get your totally.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: It sounds like it sounds like you dealt with it
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: relatively quickly, man, but probably the bigger listen, and I
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: think a lot of dudes are like this is if
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: you find yourself a little passy bastard somewhere, don't get
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: your filthy, bloody fingernails all over it.
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's the thing, you know, Like
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: we are our own worst, do you know me. We
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: always say, oh we'll tap of it will be right,
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: you know, but if something's not right, and and you
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: do know when something's not right, you know, like I knew,
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: I knew all along that I wasn't doing that well.
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: But you know, I don't want to. I don't want
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: my kids to see that there was a whim for us.
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: So well, yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: You sort of hope you can sleep it off, man,
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: and and and you know, simple factors. Sometimes you can't
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: sleep it off, and they gotta they've gotta lop your
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: scrot them off.
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. I mean at the end
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: of the day, I'm lucky that that that's the only
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: thing that I am missing.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, to be honest, I'm lucky to be bloody alive
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: like it. It could have killed me a couple of times.
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: And and I fought, and I decided that I'd beat
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: the bugger, and I heave so far and touch wood,
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: I'm going to fully beat it and be fully healed.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: But yeah, as I say, anyone, just man up, going
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: go and get a cheap day. That's what these house
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: professionals do for a job. That's what they trained for.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I bet they didn't train for that.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Well, hey, Brendan, I think I've.
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: Become a case study for a few people.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can imagine, mate, what were you going to
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: say post.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: Oh no, I just I was going to ask Brendan.
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: Obviously, you know you've done the backbone thing here and
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: gone and got yourself checked and sorted out. I imagine
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: it's already pretty confronting going in there with everything they
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: were doing to you. But particularly as a bloke going
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: into the hospital and then get letting getting told that
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: they're going to get in amongst your intimate parts. There
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: was that was there one moment that was pretty confronting
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: about it or quite scary.
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: Well, like at the end of the day, I knew
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: it wasn't right down there and Alm a volunteer form
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: and like I the local forward chief and at the
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: end of the day, when you're sick, you don't really
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: hear him. And I live for dignity at the door
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: of the hospital, like I did joke the other day,
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: like I've had that many females between my leagues and
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: looking at my growing in the last forty five days,
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: it's unreal. But they're not. They're not there looking at
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: what I would normally let them. Sure sure, like my
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: wife even see the other day, ship's siven and there
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: at one time what most males have be gone.
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah you beauty, lucky bard you Yeah, well, I tell
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: you what, Brendan, Good on your mate, and best of
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: luck for your recovery and you enjoy that that nice
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: cold beer when you can finally have one mate, I
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: will be I will be.
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: Well and truly say now and just yeah, just make
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: sure that message its out the like you're not right,
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: go and get yourself chick out blood.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Good on you, Brandon. Thanks for your time, mate, Big
• 27:51
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• 27:52
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• 27:55
  Speaker 3: I think to myself, you know, we're getting into the
• 27:58
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• 28:00
  Speaker 2: And as you as you.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Know, I've just started playing in I played two games,
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: and I'm to be honest with you, I'm itching at
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: the bit to get back into it. Yeah, well I've
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: got to wait for Keasy to get back by yourself.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Well it just feels a bit weird playing by myself.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Have you got no other mates that play golf?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I do, but I yeah, I don't know.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: But you're riching, But I'm itching, I mentioning to get
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: into I might just go down to a field and
• 28:26
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• 28:26
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• 28:28
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• 28:30
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• 28:32
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• 28:40
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• 28:41
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• 29:04
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• 29:24
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• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Hey, we had some people over on the weekend, as
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: I've already mentioned. Didn't of course, when you have people over,
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: you've got to sort of, you know, fix up your house. Sure,
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: clean it to the point where it looks like a museum.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: And this time around I also did the exterior because
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: we have quite a lot of quite a lot of
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: stuff around the house that he's doing even though I rent.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: So I got out there and I did some pretty
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: heavy judy landscaping. Oh yeah, we had like there's lots
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: of leaves all over the driveway there. So we've got
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: a leaf blower. So I got out there with that
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: and just blew all the leaves into a pile and
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: then sucked them all up. And on the leaf blower,
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: it's got a little bag. Huh, it's got a little
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: bag on it. Yeah, I was just thinking about what
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: it looks like.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: It hadn't occurred to me anyway. It sucks it into
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: there a multus as it goes through.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: And you go there and then your unzit your unzip
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: across the bottom of the bag there and you empty
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: it out into the rubbish. And there's a lot of leaves.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: It was a huge bit of landscaping anyway. So I
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: do the first but fill this bastard up, emptied it
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: out into the bin, and then I'm back down there again.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: I got my headphones on and listening to some tunes. Yeah,
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: blasting those bastards out there. And then I'm sucking up again.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: And this time around, though, it was a lot dustier.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: I was down in the garage a little bit more
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: the car port and this huge pilot was but it
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: was very dusty all of a sudden. Sure, So I'm
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: going away there for about five or ten minutes. And
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: then I think to myself, Jesus time, it's taken a
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: while to fill up this bag. And I look around.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: I haven't zipped the bag bag out all right. Yeah,
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: it's sucking it all in, it's mulching it and just
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: spraying it all up the other end of the driveway.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: So I had to start again.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Leaf dustywhere leaf dust absolutely everywhere. And the other thing
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: I had to do was as part of the landscaping,
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: was pick up my dog shiser. Yes, and I've actually
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: trained my daughter up now to get her to do it.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: She is actually I say, today's day you get to
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: go and pick up the poos and she's like, yes, yes,
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: But the problem is she uses one bag for every
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: half a pooh. Yeah, because she grabs it through the bag,
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: but she just sort of clenches it and squeezes it.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it squirt.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: I've been able to get half a dozen poos to
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: the one bag. I'm sort of having to do two
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: to the one pooh. But yeah, it's a big job,
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: doesn't it. You have people over and are you creating
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: a lot of work for yourself?
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Jason, Yeah, I know.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Look funnily enough, I did a bit of landscaping too
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: over the weekend.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: In my lounge.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Got a few pot plants, you know how. I've got
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: that heat heat pump I do, and I think it's
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: just drying out the pop plants. Yes, so there was
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: about three or four of the bastards in the lounge.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: I moved them into the other lounge, yes, which is sunny,
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: but it doesn't get affected by the heat pump as much.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what they're thriving now, Magie.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: Well, that that's real bag like sort of knee you know.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: You can put your first around them. They just little pottles. Yeah,
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: but Jesus I was rooted afterwards.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: So there is the thing about landscaping and you won't
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: know those pugs as it does. It bugs yours backbreaking work.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: It is so you don't just have to have the
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: vision for what the plan is with the landscape, and
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: you've also got to be able to you know, have
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: the backbone, have the strength to be able to put
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: those plans into action, and not everybody can do it.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, slept like a baby that night.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I can tell you the Hiarchy Big Show with Jason,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Mike and Kyzy.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Tune in four on Radio Lucky.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: You're welcome back your massive bagbones.
• 33:21
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• 33:42
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• 33:47
  Speaker 3: the warm up to the radio show. But the good
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: thing about the podcast outtro is we've got no restrictions
• 33:53
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• 33:55
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• 33:57
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• 34:01
  Speaker 3: different from the actual radio show. So make sure you
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: go and check it out. What's the clip today?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: There packs up.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: This is a Delly special obviously, and it's titled It's
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: a Dilemma.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: Would you like to listen?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: I was relating to what you were saying, which was
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: you're kind of clenching both ends where you're rich and
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: clenching which which boat.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: It's a dual activation, you know what I mean?
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: This almost opens the other up and is.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: That Yeah, you know what I mean. It's not good.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: It's a dilemma.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: We were talking about Mogi getting salmonella, yes, from eating
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: raw chickens. He was firing at both ends and you
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: had a bit of a situation with that as well,
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: didn't you.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: What put me off ham for about two years?
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: You had to put a beach towel between your legs.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Or in loss section and bed there.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, yeah, covering up the old Perenium.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: It was on Monday, wasn't the Perenium?
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: I was covering Yeah, podcast.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: The Big Show, Big Poll today was a trick or
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: treating years or no. So let's get to it, shall we?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Big poleh how do we go? Pagsan man?
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Did you guys have any last minute predictions you wanted
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: to throw out?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Eight? No, I'll go sixty percent?
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: No, oh yes, trick or treating years or no?
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Nineteen percent?
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: Oh you.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Bang on?
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Pretty good, pretty good?
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Bang on the Yeah, we're not bang on.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: It was one percent, but yes, it's it's just not
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: our holiday, is it.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's interesting, isn't it?
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Because I actually genuinely would have thought it was a
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: bit higher than that. But obviously for our sort of
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: narration and for you know, your twenties and thirties, it's
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: not a big deal. I know my daughter is going
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: to a Halloween party in the weekend.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, you know what I mean.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: But I think you're right mage. I think it's for
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: the kiddies, isn't it.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: It is for the kiddies. But we had a text
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: come through on three for eight three and said, you know,
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: it is an interesting one because you tell kids not
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: to take lollies from strangers, and then you see your
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: kids free to go around the people to strangers' houses
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: and bang on doors. Exactly though, says it's changed. Obviously
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: you generally got a parent or an oldest sibling hang
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: around with him as well.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: As I say, I'm not a fan of it, and
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: fortunately for me, it's very hard to find how to
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: get down to my house, so people get lost anyway. Also,
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I leave my dog outside and she barks her ass
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: off and scares the crab out of it, so we
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: don't tend to get sort of disturbed. I imagine as a
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: young Nipper pug son, you would have been keen on
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: the old Halloween, were you and your little outfit there?
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: See, I think trickle tradings are yes, if you're doing
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: it responsibly, like the way you're doing it. I really
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: like that example of checking in with the neighbors. You're
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: even providing the stuff for them to give to your
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: daughter there. Otherwise it's probably a no. But I love
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: Halloween as a holiday, like I'm in the I like
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: a little.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Costume action, right do.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've held.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: Some asolute represented a.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Little bit of tape big Sea on your cheest see
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: for what's Connie Boy?
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, is that one of your characters?
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: What Conny Boy?
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: And do you have like a big Connie on your head?
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: It's your mask and man, yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: And I've just done it every.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Ye your super power as you blow it up with
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: your nose. Yeah yeah yeah, it just bests.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: I've done that every year.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: It's conny boy.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: It's getting a little small for me now, to be honest.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: The people have spoken fellows and it's absolutely definitive. Eighty
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: to twenty Knave Yeah, Trick or Treating, Yes, Oh.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Rocky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah, get Fields.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: I watched a movie last night, fall Guy, Full Guy.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: It's got Ryan Goslin in it, it's got Emily Blunt
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: in it, and it's a he's a stunt stunt yes, yeah,
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: yeah yeah, And she's like a camera assistant who becomes
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: a director and he sort of gets injured and then,
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: for some reason that's not really clear and doesn't make
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: any sense at all, he stops answering her phone calls
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: while she's trying to help him out to get better
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: because they've seen each other so and then they don't
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: see each other for a year, and then they're reunited
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: on the seat of where she's the director and and
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: also at the same time, the star of the film
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: has completely disappeared and the producer of the film for
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: some reason, charges the stunt guy, right, Goswily, we're finding him.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: It's not very good.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Two very hotly in character, great chemistry, great chemistry, and
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: good action and good ideas for comedy and all that
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: sort of thing. It's just it feels like it was
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: trying to do a hell of a lot, sure, and
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: could have been doing a lot less and been more enjoyable.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: But you're just sort of sitting there again. Yeah, I
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: mean there will be.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: It's fun.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: It's certainly doing a lot of that's very busy.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Very busy. What was that on Magi? I think it
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: was on Apple on Apple?
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Now I meant to tell you. I watched
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Brothers the other night, the one with Josh Brolin.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: And the orangutans.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: To be clear, it's a significantly bigger monkey than an orangete. Yeah.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell it was.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: It was so very funny, and his reaction to it
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: was so good. I was passing myself laughing. I actually
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I quite enjoyed that film overall. I mean that scene,
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: of course, as you mentioned, is very very funny. But
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: the whole thing, yeah, you know, an easy watch.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: I haven't finished it. I should go back to it.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: But it was very much considering the cast, Yes, should
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: have been a lot funnier. A real shame, I thought,
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: But say check it.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: On worth watching.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Dinklage, you know, he's you know, there's
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: some funny stuff in there, for sure. I watched a
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: movie which I watched not long ago.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Called Crazy Heart. Jeff Bridges. He won the Wood for that.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well he's I mean, I'm a massive fan of
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: him as an actor anyway, but he plays the degenerate
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: down and out dudes so very well. And it's basically
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: the story of a country and Western singer who used
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: to be called bad Blake, who used to be really
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: massive and now has just gone right downhill and he's
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: just playing dive bars all over the place. He's a
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: massive alcoholic. There's a lot, you know, and he can
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: barely get through a gig. He's depressed about his career.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: There's a young buck who used to work with him,
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: who's now a sensational superstar, and he's just this sort
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: of degenerate, sort of losing the plot kind of thing.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: He falls in love. It's actually a very sweet story
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: and the ending is not what you expect it to be.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Can I put it this way? He doesn't get what
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: he wants, he gets what he needs.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Sure, it's okay.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: So it's it's an enjoyable watch. And I knew. I
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: remember watching quite a while.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Back and thinking I'm just going to watch it again
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: because it's a bloody great performance.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: What did you watch that on Prime? I think Prime Video.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Meggie gillan Hall is also on the Yes. She was
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: nominated for Best Supporting Actress and lost. How do you
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: feel about her? She's fantastic.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Ye, she's very good, very good. And Bridge is.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: One Best Actor and also won Best Original Song and
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Best Achievement of Music. T Bone Burnette the famous country
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: and Western singer. He wrote all the music for it.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: And Jeff Bridges actually does do the singing and he's
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: very very good.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: He's genuinely good. Great stuff.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: The Hururarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Now you and I Margie. Well love our hunting and
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: fish and.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Day mate and well one of the things I love
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: about it the most is getting wild game and food on.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: The dinner table. Yeah.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm not the sort of guy that likes
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: to go to this supermarket and buy beef and chicken
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: and stuff like that. I prefer to catch it myself.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: The stuper market. The stuper market.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: I prefer to catch it myself rather than have your
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: sort of pre package sticky pot and all that sort of.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Stuff chicken nuggets and stuff like that.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I don't go there.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: I like wild food and if you're into that as well,
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: then you're going to absolutely love the wild Food Fest
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: of the Apugs.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: Oh absolutely.
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: That's happening in hook A Ticker on the eighth of March,
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: which is not a significant date.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: It's going to be a massive weekend and.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: We've got the chance to have a couple of people
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: join us as we go along there and they can
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: win flights, accommodation tickets for them and a mate in
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: the big Shelby.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: It's been on the weekend there.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, great stuff.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Quite genuinely, actually, I've always been interested in that, so
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to doing.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: It'll be great.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Here's am I, here's am I. It's a little bit
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: out of the way, but worth the journey. From all accounts,
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: been running for a bloody long time, it has. But yeah,
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: I love going down there and life. You get out
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: with your shoddy yes and take out a few oysters,
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: a couple of muscles and that sort of thing.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Du those bass down there at the Wild Foods Festival.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: But when I go out shooting, that's generally what I do.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Have you ever had who who grubs? I have had
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: a who who? Yeah, I've had quite a feeling my time.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: It's a real burst of flavor. And yeah, peanut buttery
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: is how I discussed.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Just break open the lot. There a big who who
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: grabs shovel and the.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Gob spread one of those bastards on a piece of toast,
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: a little bit of butter, pugs.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: A little bit of lemons.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: It's a little bit of crack and then give it
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: to someone else because it's disgusting.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So what do people have to do again
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: to be involved in that pos.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: So if people just want to go to the Foods Festival,
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: they can go to Wild Foods dot co dot inz
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: get some tickets to that or if you want to
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: enter our comp to come along and join the Big Show.
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: Hold Aki dot co dot m Z eyes to the front, Jason, come.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: On man, the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Minogue and Kissy.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Well there you got your mad daceards. That's your Wednesday
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: show done in Dusty. We've got over a hump day.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: What are the plans tonight, Maggie.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: I might go to the gym. I might go to
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: the gym. Now, a little bit of sore in direction,
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: a little bit of gym action. I am feeling a
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: little bit down on energy, but there's probably still a
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: result of the weekend. Sure, I would say, so. I'll
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: see how I'm feeling on Friday. It Jesus energy.
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: I find first day after a big weekend not great.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Second day kind of tired. Third day grumpy. Oh yeah,
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: because all the all the stuff's leached out of your
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: system and it's craving some more.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Right, So you're going to be a little grumpy tomorrow.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Is that with you? No, I'm as good as gold.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: I'm tikety boo.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Yes, sweet?
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: What are your plans tonight? Bit a sticky bee chicken chicken,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: sticky chicken chicken.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: Man, I think I'm just gonna take it easy.
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: I forgot to defrost anything again tonight. It's real, But
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: I'll figure something out. Maybe some beef. I think I'm
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: feeling beef.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: You got anyone coming over tonight?
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: But no, man, I'm just going to chill.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Maybe a few visitors.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: I'm probably just going to.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: Shell and maybe over the beer and play some PlayStation.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: And break out the cones or anything like that.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: You might break out the.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Connies all right.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Tonight, Just chilling.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Actually, just going to take it easy, try and find
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: a film, argue with my wife about watching.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: What what to watch?
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, eat some food. I've already been to the gym,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: so I don't need to do the gym second time,
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: I suppose.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: But anyway, listen. Thanks for your company this afternoon.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: To make sure you check out the podcast, also check
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: out our Instagram account.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Till tomorrow, see you later,