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Things That Must Go For March 26th 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, dear friends of
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: the program, and they bug you so much you say,
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: I man, I got to get this off my chest.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: I'll send my must go to the guys at Radio
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: from Hell. And so you put muscle on the subject line.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: You write your email and you send it to Radio
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  Speaker 2: from Hell at X ninety six dot com. And if
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: we read it on the air, maybe it'll make you
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: feel better. And sometimes those things magically disappear from your lives.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: And so Carrie, with all of that build up, you
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: should go first.
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  Speaker 1: All right, this one comes from the foot of Mount Doom.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: Hang on, I wasn't prepared to go first.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's fine. I'm ready now, and let me direct
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: your attention to X ninety six dot com slash Live,
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: our YouTube channel. You see this, Okay, there's a package,
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: little container, little plastic keeper. This is a dental device.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: If found, please return to its name street city phone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that it's gonna make people more apt
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  Speaker 1: to return it after they see what's inside?
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  Speaker 2: What was your retainer or something that somebody's retaining. I
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: don't think anyone's gonna.
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  Speaker 3: They're expensive though, that's why I.
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  Speaker 1: Think they're gonna touch it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they're.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna touch So my advice then would be, if you
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  Speaker 2: find one of those, don't open.
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: It, don't touch it.
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just leave it, just return it, all right?
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Let's see this one thing that must go, people
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: who leave their leftovers in the company fridge, being sick
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: when you can't afford to be sick, and having a
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  Speaker 1: craving that you can't satisfy. Let's see this one from
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: Please don't use my name. Two things that must go.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: Using an apostrophe to indicate plurality.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: For example, we have a standing meeting on Monday's apostrophe
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: on the s there at eleven thirty. It's a little
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: detail that really goes a long way in maintaining a
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: person's credibility. How am I supposed to take your PowerPoint
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: seriously when a fifth grade grammar lesson is apparently over
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  Speaker 1: your head?
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  Speaker 3: Amen?
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: Number two, my former therapist former being the keyword. My
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  Speaker 1: former therapist quoting Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan guests at
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  Speaker 1: me despite my informing her that I find them both
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  Speaker 1: to be repugnant human beings. I'm now doubting every piece
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  Speaker 1: of advice and insight that she ever gave me, and
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm starting over with my mental health care.
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  Speaker 1: Yes you are correct, and yes you are starting over.
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  Speaker 1: Lay those ground rules down. First meeting. That's your first
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  Speaker 1: meeting is here are the things they don't do? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: let's see hello. Feel free to use my name, Kelly
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  Speaker 1: Eagle Mountain.
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  Speaker 2: What must go?
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  Speaker 1: As children? Not children themselves, but children taking pride flags
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  Speaker 1: from neighborhoods, yards and porches. I walk my neighborhood see
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  Speaker 1: plenty of American flags, a few Orange Man flags, but
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  Speaker 1: the pride flags are few and far between. People have
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  Speaker 1: had trans flags for trans awareness. They were targeted by children.
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  Speaker 1: They stole a trans flag, ripped an LGBTQ flag from
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  Speaker 1: someone's porch.
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  Speaker 3: It's horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Can we just let others exist in peace? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: after all, we leave your Trump flag alone, don't we?
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  Speaker 1: All right? And then finally this one, A grumpy host
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  Speaker 1: sends this one. I work in an upscale restaurant. These
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: are the things that must go. People who use their
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: fingers to pick their teeth.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we have toothpicks.
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  Speaker 1: You can just ask for people who ignore the please
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  Speaker 1: wait to be seated sign and seat themselves, people who
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  Speaker 1: expect five star service a service yet tip below the
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  Speaker 1: twenty percent standard, and people who request a quiet place
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  Speaker 1: to eat or a restaurant not a library. Let's be
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: able to have a private conversation as well.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go next. I got a couple of my own.
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  Speaker 2: People who call you from a business and they're overly familiar,
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  Speaker 2: uh people. They say things like how you, how are
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  Speaker 2: you doing today? Man? And uh how things like that.
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  Speaker 2: They're just not professionally. You should always have a professional
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  Speaker 2: voice on. Don't don't call me man, and don't say yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's that's for sure, Oh yeah, you bet you that
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  Speaker 2: kind of stuff. And also people who say cool cool,
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  Speaker 2: I just stop that cool cool, hey, cool cool? All right.
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: This one is from Zane I believe uh it says here.
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  Speaker 2: Since moving to Dallas, my wife has been in the
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: hospital seven times for at least a week or more.
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: I just want my wife happy and healthy. Number two
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: my next door neighbor's tree, which overlaps our driveway and
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  Speaker 2: gets our cars dirty with all the crap falling out
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  Speaker 2: of the tree. Number three, washing your car and then
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  Speaker 2: it ran Finally, this one forgetting what the email is
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  Speaker 2: for Moscow's Thanks Lord's Zane. This one, please do read
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  Speaker 2: my name. It's Nick Davis, our very own. I guess no,
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  Speaker 2: it's not Nick Davis. It's not it says high lords
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  Speaker 2: and Nick Davis. Oh yeah, it's not Nick Davis. Please
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  Speaker 2: do read my name, which is it's not on here
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  Speaker 2: so I won't my family members saying Hitler did some
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  Speaker 2: good things. I don't want to get together for Christmas
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  Speaker 2: dinner and try to remind my family about history. The
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  Speaker 2: family members did vote for Orange forty five to forty
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  Speaker 2: Number two. When the best leftovers get pushed in the
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  Speaker 2: back of the fridge, I forget about them. And then
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  Speaker 2: when I cleaned the fridge three weeks later, I find
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  Speaker 2: a mystery bin trying to remember what was in it
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  Speaker 2: because there's too much mold on it. Crap. I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to eat that three weeks ago. Thanks love Yea. And
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  Speaker 2: this one, please don't use my name here. Lord's do
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: your best to make these things go. Here's a quick
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  Speaker 2: list of government employee complaints forcing us to return to
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  Speaker 2: the office full time but not having adequate case for everyone,
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: the random assignment of desks, the return to office was
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  Speaker 2: supposed to be about cooperation. I know sit two floors
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  Speaker 2: from my manager and near no one on my team.
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  Speaker 2: The increased traffic around my office, the parking lot being
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  Speaker 2: full before seven am, forcing me to park across the street.
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  Speaker 2: The constant fear we all have that our jobs will
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  Speaker 2: be cut. Having to email five things I did last
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  Speaker 2: week every Monday so AI can evaluate how I'm doing
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  Speaker 2: at my job.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of non job related ones. My soon to
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  Speaker 2: be father in law thinking Trump is hilarious and doing
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: a great job. Wedding planning it's so much work for
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  Speaker 2: one day. And people talking on the phone in public bathrooms.
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: Thanks for letting me listen. Oh yeah, I shouldn't say yeah, Gina.
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  Speaker 3: This is from Scott Still in Kysville. He says, irresponsible
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  Speaker 3: and reckless application of hair care products must go. You
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: purchase a cost saving shampoo conditioner combo pack, but throughout
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  Speaker 3: the duration of the product used, you've been disproportionately applying
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  Speaker 3: the amount of shampoo in relation to the amount of conditioner.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why they don't give you a bigger
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  Speaker 3: bottle of conditioner to go with the smaller bottle of shampoo.
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  Speaker 3: You always run out with the shampoo first.
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  Speaker 1: Just don't use conditioner.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, I'm not sure if I should use this name,
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  Speaker 3: so I won't. Not being able to connect to in
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  Speaker 3: office networks must go help desks that sit quietly while
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  Speaker 3: you're waiting for them to finish whatever it is they're
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  Speaker 3: doing in silence. I have radio from hell to listen to.
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  Speaker 3: Dammit seeing your ex in the office. Kids, don't, don't
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  Speaker 3: date your coworkers. No, balding men, not because I mind it,
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  Speaker 3: because I think they do. Huh bald like?
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  Speaker 1: Well, yes, they don't like baldings.
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  Speaker 2: What the point is?
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  Speaker 3: Her point is, I don't think most women care about it.
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  Speaker 3: Bald men care.
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  Speaker 2: More about it. So bald men going bald and caring
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  Speaker 2: about it must go, I guess, So get over it.
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  Speaker 3: And uh finally this from Eric Grandma's buying their grandchildren
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  Speaker 3: creepy AI created children's books to teach their pioneer heritage
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  Speaker 3: and push religion on them.
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  Speaker 1: Love you mom thinks.
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  Speaker 2: That must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: From show