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I've got good news, bad news. Oh, OK.
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New sandwich. So I don't, well, I don't know
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what people are going to think it's the good news.
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What people are going to think it's the bad news.
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Oh, that's tough. Yeah, it's OK, Israel and Oh no,
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sorry, it's just. Welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm
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with your hosts Matt, Luke and Dan.
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Multiple Nerdgasm your guide do all things nerdy.
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Next week I won't be on the show.
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Oh. OK.
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All right, all right. What's?
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That I'm in hospital that way, Well, I don't know.
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I'm hoping that's the bad news. The week after I will be on the
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show. Then after that, it's going to
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be hit and miss for a little while.
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Yeah, the show's gonna be hit and miss, or your appearances
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are gonna. Be hit oh the show.
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Is always hit or or you'll be on the show but how how sober you
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are will be hit and miss. I should be able to report.
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It'll be like a harem of Thai women rides.
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Yeah. That's it.
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Well, now I'm starting to get nervous about my trip now.
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Well, have you heard that Thailand and Cambodia are
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bobbing each other? Oh, did what?
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Yes. Why?
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Yeah, you have no idea. You know, we don't need to go
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into that kind of thing here. I suppose there must be some,
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no? No, no, we do.
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We do. That's adorable.
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They're bombing each other and I'm going to be travelling
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through there to. Listeners who are not watching
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and only listening. Dan's referring, I think, to
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Luke's kind. Of a little man.
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His his little drink koozie not to whatever war may be going on
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between. I was, yeah.
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Yeah. To be clear, I.
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Wasn't That's adorable. There's a war between their
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adorable little war. My S Sydney, remember.
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He's got a little Rabbitohs jersey on his can of something.
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I was, I was at my leagues club today, Luke, just having some
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lunch. That's the one.
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I crossed the road from you, isn't it?
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Yeah, it's very. Yeah.
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And I'm he. Was watching, I go to the I go
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to the gym there, I get my haircut there.
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It's it's my club, right? But I watched a bit of football
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just because it was on and I'm, you know, and I'm in the leagues
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club, done. Well, men or women's?
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It was men or both they were. They were cutting back between.
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Them. Yeah, these days.
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Men versus women, you couldn't tell.
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Well, actually the the point that I wanted to raise was the
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men all have fucking long hair now.
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They've got the mullets, they've got the fucking shaved at the
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sides and they're just long. Yeah, that's bad.
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It's. So distracting and I think that
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if you have long hair, you should be able to get grabbed by
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that fucking hair like there's. Actually, there's actually a
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rule in American football that if your hair is longer than your
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shoulders, it's fair game. Like you're running that risk of
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that being put up because, yeah, because you're actually, you're
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actually not allowing them to grab you by the jersey.
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By the neck, yeah. Oh, by the.
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Jersey. I see.
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Yeah, you're sort of not sure what.
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You're allowed to grab and what you're not allowed to grab.
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But yeah, you're taking away your tackling option if you
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can't sort of pull them back because you've got their hair in
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the way. So NFL's gone.
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If their hair's there, yeah, it's their fault.
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My my coach Hoppawadi told me anything.
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'S yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
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Inside or above? Yeah, he was like, work harder,
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Matt. You've got to pull your finger
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out. Put your finger in, put your
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finger in, put your finger in. Any Australians are not going to
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know what the fuck they're talking about.
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No, it was a NRL player, Yes, got a.
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Long time ago. Yes, he had a move he would do
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when he was tackling people to kind of psych him out.
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Yeah, inside and out, I mean. It worked for a while until
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enough of them went can he stop fingering us?
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Can. We please make it so that you're
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not allowed to do that. Yeah.
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What are the rules around? Fingering.
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Terrifying. I am starting to watch more of
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the women's football and I'm enjoying it.
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I just don't. Have an alien to do that.
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OK, so the women's, the, it's, it's called the NRLW, right?
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Yes. And it's, it's, they often
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replay them first thing in the mornings where when I'm in the
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gym and I must say I enjoy watching it more than men's
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football. And not just for the reasons you
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might, you might think. No, I mean.
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Like that doesn't hurt, but. Yeah, I mean, you know.
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Yeah, there's a few of them. I'm like, Yep.
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Yeah. Let's not let this devolve.
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But there's one thing that they need to work on in that game,
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and there's a kicking game and what it's all.
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And parking and. No, The reason why they're a
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little bit behind, well, you look at the men's, they've had
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coaches and everything at this level for many, many years.
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They've only had this. So they haven't been brought up
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with all this coaching, all this education for to this level.
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So it's going to take a while for that to happen.
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It's like people talk about there's the, there's actually I
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think ATV series now at the F1 Academy, the women's Formula
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One. And then people often, you know,
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joke about how the women, women can't drive, you know, blah,
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blah, blah. But it's like, well they
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literally have not had the the means to do any of this from.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anywhere near as long, Yeah, So.
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Yeah, they're not going to come out the the greatest day one,
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but you need to let that build, let them skills and have that
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pathway to it and you'll see a huge difference.
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From Glira to the cuts yesterday, she loved it, so
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maybe I. Saw that Maybe, yeah.
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Future F1. Future in F1.
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Did you get to drive the little cars as well, Matt, or did you
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have to just watch her do it and wish that?
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You were also doing it. So this place, this place that
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we went to, there's 4 tracks there, right?
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You, you put credits on your little card and you can go and
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you can go on different ones. And so there's like the kids one
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where I was, I was amazed actually that there's one that
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Illyria can just drive the fucking go Kart herself.
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Operate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I was shocked. Yeah.
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She's 4 listeners. In case you you're not familiar
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with with the show yet. You will be You'll be back.
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Yeah. So the the one that she gets to
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drive, it's little it and then I don't know if they send you guys
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a video. It's not very fast.
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Yeah, OK, so it's not super fast, but, and, and she has to,
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it's basically the brakes are always on and she pushes the
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pedal to go and that's, and then lifts to to break.
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It's very simple. And I mean, she just picked it
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up immediately and was going around in circles.
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And then there's ones for various levels up from there.
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And then there was the the big one, like the the grown-ups one,
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they have go karts that are two seaters and she could come in
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with me. So we did that and then Jenna
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took her on as well. So yes, I did get to as well
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because. Yeah, OK.
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Kids at that age have understanding, have a hard on
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top, understanding the steering wheel like it's not just turn.
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I don't know how she knows how to.
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Do it to know how to turn it back to go straight.
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Yeah, because a lot of kids think turning the wheel makes
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the car go. Sure, that's just what she
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seemed to think. She there there was the the
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first time she went by herself. Other times it was kind of like
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whatever kids want to go go. And then there was one time she
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raced this other girl and then there was one time lady, she
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raced these two boys and she was like what up the fucking ass of
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this guy in front of her and started hitting the wheel like
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trying to hit the horn at him. And then she told me that she
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gets the horn. Didn't work.
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Where did she get that driving skill from you or?
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You no idea. No idea.
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I couldn't tell you. Yeah, she was really good at it.
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So. That's great, yeah.
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Because I remember having my niece on my lap driving a dune
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buggy once, right? My nephew picked it up pretty
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quickly. My niece, though, didn't
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understand that just by stopping turning doesn't mean that you're
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now going straight. You need to turn it back.
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So we're nearly running quite a few things.
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I'm not touching the wheel anymore.
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Yeah, I mean, I've not, I've not let my daughter drive and dune
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buggy, but it was like that when I first introduced her to Mario
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Kart that she just thought you had to do this to Oh yeah, to
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make it go. But she's she figured.
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It out she would have been 5 or 6 and she would have been like 8
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or something but and to be. Clear.
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She's like 20 now, isn't she? Yes, she's like manager of Five
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Guys. Right.
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Wow, that's a lot of guys. Like they actually fly her out
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to different locations to set the store up.
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Wow. Yeah, right.
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There you go. Yeah.
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Get fireflies in Australia now, I take it?
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Way more than five man there's. 2 here on this show.
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I left and they filled my position.
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We were at the arcade the other day and and I was going to Bryce
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Harper and Mario Kart. It's it's like a kids arcade,
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right? They've got the the karts with
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the steering wheels and we were setting it up and then this boy
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came along and he was like, well, what an I have a gun.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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OK. I'm not going to, I'm not going
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to sit here using it while my kids waiting, right.
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So I gave him my go. But then he's like leaning
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across trying to help her, trying to set stuff up for her,
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and she's saying no, no, I got it, I got it.
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It's fine. It's fine, It's fine.
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And then she fucking kicked his ass and I just stood there.
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Smiling, watching her. Come first in the race and he
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ended up finished 7th and I was like yeah see right.
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Or you try to mansplain how to play this.
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I've already done it. Yeah, that's right.
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Yes. Yeah, that's been covered.
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Actually, Hubbard doesn't want it.
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She does not want to hear me explain how things are meant to
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be done if. Even I think.
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I know a way she's like, just shut up.
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I'm happy doing it this way. Don't.
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Want to hear it? Yeah, that's right.
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Yeah. What should we talk about this
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week? There's been some news this week
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or last few weeks. There's a bit, there's a bit,
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you guys. Well, the big news over here at
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the moment, if I may, yeah. Do you guys see the South Park
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stuff? I've seen the episode, it's
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already aired over here. Yeah, yeah.
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You know, it's aired here, too. Yeah, They went pretty hard.
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And they? Did and I guess they're pretty
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untouchable now because didn't they just get paid like a
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billion and a bit dollars one? Point $5 billion and that's what
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everybody's like. Like what the fuck is Paramount
10:29
thinking now? They will just sign this deal
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and then this comes out and then.
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Yeah, I mean, they must know like and that's not the budget
10:37
for the show, that's the license to send Green the show.
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They get paid that no matter what, no matter if it's screens
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or not. That's.
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Cashed I saw the they said, I think in the Comic Con panel.
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They just did a Comic Con panel. I think they said that Paramount
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told them right. OK, so if you haven't seen the
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episode, I, I don't even know how how to explain it, but it
10:58
mainly focuses on how on Donald Trump's small penis and about
11:02
how he has a small penis. And then apparently Paramount
11:06
said to them, OK, but we're going to censor the penis.
11:08
And they're like, no, you're fucking not.
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You will not censor the penis. Is it censored here?
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Is it yes, because I've. Seen it?
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Seen it and it is censored but that may just be our TV station
11:22
doing it. So I've seen.
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On Paramount I've seen it on free to air.
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Do you see that AI generated thing they did that you must
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have? It's in the episode.
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Yep, the thing about it is, it's not just.
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That's all I've seen. It's not a middle finger finger
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to Trump only. It's also middle finger to
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Paramount. Because like a lot of the stuff
11:43
that they're saying in the episode, they're talking about
11:45
how, Oh, Donald Trump's suing us, but I've got it down to 3.5
11:50
and now we have to just be pro Trump.
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Paramount had that same thing happen to them without being
11:54
super Trump for $20 million. They agreed to less, but they
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also had to give air for pro Trump stuff.
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Like they also had to go with Paramount as well.
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That's the thing, if you if you buy South Park, you are just as
12:08
likely to get lampooned by them as not.
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And the other thing, I don't think it's Donald Trump.
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What do you mean? I think Saddam Hussein is back.
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Oh. Oh, Oh, sure, sure, sure.
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Yeah, because I've seen the clips where it's like hair guy.
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Right. Yeah, It's the same voice, same
12:26
sort of thing. And he's in bed with Satan
12:28
again. So I think it's Saddam Hussein
12:31
pretending to be Donald Trump, right?
12:34
But just to be clear, you, you think that's in the show or
12:36
you're just this is a hot take? No, I think that's political
12:39
stance. I think that's going to be
12:41
coming up in the show. OK, OK.
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Yes, that's, that's been big news here because people are
12:48
like, that's some balls because we have currently have the
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world's most litigious president ever and and he will, he will
12:58
try to deport them somehow. Well, they're Canadian, aren't
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they? Aren't they?
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I'm pretty sure they'll be American citizens by now.
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They must. Have already been ever a lot I
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don't know. Yeah, not in a positive way.
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Fans got black and white. Yeah, my fucking monitor's been
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doing this thing where it just goes off for a second.
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I don't know why. But not yeah, I haven't heard
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about him suing them yet, but he that's gotta be coming.
13:24
He'll, I mean, if he hasn't said, people have.
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Tried. People have tried to sue them
13:29
before. Yeah, but they're not stupid.
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They've got lawyers they like, yes, they do some crazy shit,
13:34
but they usually cover their asses as far as like, yeah,
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look. At parody laws.
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Doesn't matter because he's going to get.
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You a long way. I've said about this.
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Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
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Like if it's clearly a joke and it's on, it is.
13:48
I was about to say it's, yeah. I mean, you know.
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I think they honestly they could just say no one thinks South
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Park is real. Yeah, yeah, because I remember
13:57
Jon Stewart case. Closed.
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Used to get people trying to get him on libel.
14:01
They're like, because you're a political pundit, He's like, no,
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I'm a comedian. They're like, you've got a
14:05
political show. He's like, I'm on a channel
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called Comedy Central, like it's a comedy.
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It's. Yeah, yeah, I but they have not
14:16
come up against the power of Donald J Trump before, so I'll
14:19
see what happens. I mean he might be busy trying
14:22
to clear his name from being on this.
14:25
Is a nice. Political for him.
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To be honest. No, I've actually, he's actually
14:29
over in Scotland opening a new Golf course.
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Oh good, of course he is good. And he's going to, he's also
14:38
going to meet some political leaders.
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But yeah, it's a personal trip to go open a new Golf course
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that he owns all. Right while he's away.
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I've only been following the whole Epstein stuff from
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Coffeezilla. Yeah, God.
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God, Donald Trump thinks we're all stupid.
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OK so I I have a question because actually I haven't been
15:04
following it. What is this list?
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Clearly, I mean clearly Donald Trump and and Brian, not Brian
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Epstein. That's the.
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Princess of Hell. Jeffrey Epstein.
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Jeffrey Epstein Yep, we're, we're fucking friends, right?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Best, best. Friends, as far as I can tell.
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Yeah, it's, it's like. And if this is just a list.
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Of people that's been to his. House.
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Yeah, of course. That's the thing.
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But but that's the IT. It's like the Streisand effect,
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right? It's like, yes, we know you are
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friends. It's sometimes people are
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friends with people who do bad things.
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It doesn't implicate you, but why are you so fucking hard
15:38
against this? There's nothing in there like
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the Streisand effect. They spoke about it for a long
15:43
time. It's gonna come out and a lot of
15:45
people are gonna get in trouble and they.
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Ran on this as a thing. They were like, we get in, we'll
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release this fucking list. And and was it Pam Bondi?
15:53
Yes, at the head of the DOJ said, yeah, I've got the list on
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my desk. It's all the list of clients and
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then it's on my desk. What do you say clients?
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You mean people would Epstein set up kids for?
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They the implication was yes, they we have a list of people
16:10
who were involved in the trafficking.
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Right. Yeah, right.
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Right, but this is a list that either the CIA or the FBI or the
16:17
DOJ compiled. They're not saying yes.
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Epstein himself had a list. Yeah, I mean.
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So I'm sorry you're not on the list.
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I can't. Think it's kid.
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I think people think people here, especially in in America,
16:30
think that there was a list of some sort.
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They they, they've gotten into their heads because of the way
16:34
this was talked about, that there is a list.
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Probably true list. It's his little book of, you
16:39
know, like his. His Schindler's List.
16:41
The export from his MYOB, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, he's blackmailed. What?
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Time they arrived and how much they owe him.
16:48
Yeah, and because they talked it up so much and then they got in
16:51
and then now all of them even was it Kash Patel, head of the
16:54
FBI, who was saying there's it, we're going to get this fucking
16:56
client list where all of them have said has no such thing now
16:59
all of a sudden. And it's like, what?
17:02
He took what? What?
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And to to a degree where it's like, well, now it's weird.
17:07
Yeah, yeah. Like you promised this.
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You said there's a lot of names that you know that are going to
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are all going to come out and now it's and.
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So either there isn't 1 and you lied to get voted in which
17:20
politicians do you know I guess. Or there is one and now you're
17:24
lying because for some reason. Changes.
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Your body doesn't want you to, and then it's like you know
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which which is your preferred conspiracy?
17:35
Here's the thing, Matt. If the American people were
17:41
perfectly happy to vote in Trump knowing that he was already.
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They're not happy about this. This is what's so amazing about
17:47
him. But.
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But I his. Base.
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His base is turning on him because of this.
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They're like, no. They were all we.
17:52
You promise not. Except pedos that we we have
17:56
drawn a line and that is beyond. It he is OK, but those women
18:01
have to be overrated apparently. He's promised good, I think.
18:05
For for whatever reason. And this is too much calling
18:09
out, everyone calling out for it.
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They're not. They're not.
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They're not turning it into a political thing.
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They're just going if there's any of this stuff happening on
18:16
any side, release it. Agreed.
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Yeah, that's what, Yeah, I think that's the thing.
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Everybody, no matter what political party agrees.
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If this was going on, whoever you are, Mark you, we want the
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list. I mean, which is great.
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I think that's healthy. Yeah.
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I think it's probably too little too late if you ask me in the in
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the whole like good version, this is the evil battle that's
18:38
been going on in America for the last 10 years or so.
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But but, you know, I'm glad people are drawn a line and that
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that that's where the line is. Sure.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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But I do love that quote where Trump said there is no list and
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I'm not on it. And even if there was a list, I
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wouldn't be on it. And then it turned into then it
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one side she was going to go, this was Biden putting together
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Obama putting together a fake list.
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Oh yeah. Right.
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Yeah, because Obama's got nothing better to do with his
19:13
retirement is than the. Backtrack Was that the?
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President when Epstein was arrested, as I don't think that
19:21
he was already sharp at that point.
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I, I was about to say I, I think it was Trump's first term,
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right? Yeah, I think so.
19:29
Whatever. But yeah, well, Elaine Maxwell's
19:32
gonna take the stand soon, isn't she?
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Haven't they She's. Given a statement to the DOJ and
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apparently she's named 100 people, just pulled 100 names
19:40
out of. Her ass because up until that I
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bet. I bet I know what one of them
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isn't because she's trying to get out of jail.
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Yeah, she's trying to get a policy.
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But it's just so weird because when they came out and did he's
19:51
everything we have, there's only two people implicated.
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And it was Jeffrey Epstein and her evidently got 1000 victims,
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but there's only two people. Yeah, just.
20:03
Really understood what she was getting out of any of this.
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She's she's not like didn't claw away up out of poverty.
20:09
She was a very privileged person and she has multiple degrees in
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in, in in Ivy League universities.
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And and it's like, why are you helping fucking well, Johnny
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Pedo out on pedo Island. From what I understand, she was
20:26
involved in various the the things that happened in a way
20:29
that presumably she had some. Yeah.
20:33
Desire to. Yeah, that's my understanding.
20:35
Right. Yeah, and and I guess also he
20:37
was very wealthy and powerful. And then therefore, by osmosis,
20:41
she also was. She was.
20:43
She was already pretty. Wealthy and personal.
20:46
But in a row right? Like she is from a.
20:48
People always want more. Yeah, I don't.
20:52
Know, but I'm sorry for taking us down this path.
20:54
No, it's all right. I I just don't understand the
20:56
whole thing. It's just such a like that
20:59
whole. It's just no.
21:02
There's no amount of money or power that would.
21:05
Yeah. No, no.
21:07
But also just the fact that, I mean, say what you want about
21:12
America day-to-day, but the fact that you're president might be a
21:16
pedophile, it's like, come on. Well, that's The thing is that
21:19
people, it's very hopefully, it's very unlikely that's the
21:24
case. Hopefully it's just that he, you
21:27
know, they were best friends. Yeah.
21:29
And so he's in there a lot and he's worried about it.
21:31
I'm sure he partied hard on that, but it's just.
21:33
The possibility of of it being the other thing and him being so
21:39
like weird about it is just like, is the biggest issue here.
21:42
Yeah, you know. 'Cause I find he's causing.
21:44
It for himself. There's a lot of people who went
21:47
to the island. I'm pretty sure it's not.
21:49
Every time someone went there it was a it's.
21:51
Bring them out, Yes. Do I think we think Bill Gates,
21:54
fucking Bill Clinton, or we think all of them?
21:56
All of them. I mean, yeah, it's possible,
21:59
but. Like, but The thing is like,
22:01
it's not like we're, it's not like we all just fucking want
22:04
that. It's just that we don't have an
22:05
island to do. Exactly you.
22:06
Know what I mean? Like, like if you took me to an
22:08
island, eat all the lobster you want.
22:10
I was like, yeah, great. And they're like, drink all the
22:12
booze. Yeah, great.
22:13
And they're like, fuck all the kids.
22:14
I'll be like, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, I'll just eat.
22:16
The lobsters, if that's a. Misunderstanding.
22:18
Yeah. I've just I want to go home.
22:21
You do? Yeah.
22:23
Yeah, I feel like I would hope this is just not something that
22:28
you get into when you get money or something like.
22:32
Yeah, here's. Your fucking.
22:34
Gold Amex and here's your kid. Well, some people are turning
22:40
into, some people have been saying that for a long time.
22:42
To become famous, they also ought to become rich and
22:44
powerful. They all had to go and do this
22:46
ceremony and all that stuff. That's a.
22:48
Room to Grove, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alex Jones, I assume, talks
22:54
about. He went there with, what's his
22:57
name, John something or other. The the journalist.
23:00
That's a very there's a book about it.
23:01
It's very funny. It's just a hazing ritual of
23:05
sorts. Or like a.
23:07
Yeah. Apparently.
23:11
I wouldn't know. Matt seems to know a.
23:13
Lot about it. Speaking of Speaking of secret
23:16
societies, you know how Bunnings always have a sausage sizzle?
23:23
No, wait, wait. One cost.
23:24
I'm getting to it. I'm getting to it.
23:30
It's always like the fucking, it's always like the, the, the
23:36
Eastwood under 10s soccer club or something trying to raise
23:39
money for the end of the year, whatever, or something like
23:41
that, right? Sometimes it was like once it
23:43
was the the men's Welsh choir or something.
23:47
You know, last weekend it was the the Freemasons.
23:54
Right. Nice, Yeah.
23:55
And I was like, OK, I've never seen them out, You know, I'm
24:00
aware of their building. I'm aware that the Masons are
24:03
like this. Yeah.
24:04
They don't wear the robes out though.
24:06
You wouldn't know. They weren't in robes, right?
24:08
But they. Were in the little.
24:10
They were in T sets that say wanna be one, ask one.
24:15
And I was like, yeah, right. I thought it was slightly more
24:18
exclusive, no? I think it used to be.
24:20
It used to I think the. Membership hasn't been for a
24:22
very long time. I've been to the Masonic Temple
24:25
in Sydney because I took photos of the inside for when I was
24:28
doing location stuff and I was very excited.
24:31
There, Yeah. I was very.
24:32
Excited. There is a big throne.
24:35
A big wooden throne. Oh, it's, it's fucking cool in
24:38
there. Yeah.
24:39
And it was very exciting. But then it did deflate the
24:43
mystery a little bit because of the.
24:44
Fact that they rent out their building, yeah.
24:46
Yeah, exactly. Yes, yes, it's like a function
24:48
centre. It's more of a just a boys
24:50
drinking club these days I think.
24:53
Right. Yeah.
24:54
We got the Elks here in the US and someone we know from trivia
25:00
joined the Elks the other week because you get a free beer.
25:05
He said. He said, I went there.
25:07
I went there to get a drink and then free beer.
25:10
And they have a food, a buffet like food buffet there.
25:13
And he was like, it's fucking great.
25:15
And then they they, I'm not going to say who it was.
25:19
They said, oh, you've just got to swear this oath.
25:22
And part of the oath was that you'll never forsake the US
25:25
government or something like that.
25:27
And his wife was like, I don't know if you want to do that.
25:29
And he's like, free fucking beer.
25:30
I'll say whatever they want and give a shit.
25:33
Yeah, hold on. Was he gonna forsake the
25:35
government? What?
25:36
What's like? Like I said, I think he's not
25:38
supposed to like, disagree with the government, whatever he was.
25:41
He. Whatever he.
25:41
Was he was, yeah, he was like. His wife was to keep the door
25:44
open though. Yes.
25:46
Yeah, for for some mild treason. Yeah.
25:49
But I think, yeah, well, his point was just I'll do whatever
25:52
the fuck I want. Yeah, but I'll say I'll say it.
25:54
Yeah. To get the food.
25:54
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna throw out there for all these conspiracy
25:58
heroes that think that Freemason draw the world.
26:00
If they got the Bunnings to raise money as a sausage sizzle,
26:03
yeah, they're not rotting the world.
26:05
Yeah, yeah, and their sausages cost the same as what the under
26:08
sixes from Eastwood cost, so yeah.
26:11
Oh, all right, Epstein. Whether you want to fuck a.
26:17
Freemason or a little. Kid or a little soccer player?
26:22
I saw Meme the other day. Made me laugh.
26:24
It was. Hey babe, can we go to one of
26:26
those restaurants where they make the food in front of you?
26:28
Yeah, let's go. And it's just Bunnings.
26:32
Amazing. I'm thinking about going to one
26:35
of those places again. I haven't been in ages.
26:38
I like eating the prawn shells. Oh OK, I want to go those.
26:41
Places. I think I'll cook them for you.
26:44
Oh. What do they do?
26:47
This is that. One of those ones where you just
26:49
hold your mouth open and they just flick stuff at you.
26:51
Yep, you got to hold the bowls and no I've.
26:54
Never done that. She's fun.
26:56
They spray sake in your mouth. Yep, you can say it's your
26:59
birthday. They'll pour a lot of sake down
27:01
your mouth. Well, it's not good sake, it's
27:04
cooking sake. Was this a local thing or was
27:06
this a news article I read about the place where one of the chefs
27:10
got fired for spring vegetable oil all over the customers
27:16
instead of sake by mistake mouthfuls of vegetable oil.
27:21
Oh. God, yeah.
27:24
I can't understand it because it's just very similar bottles.
27:27
Because it is. They're just cooking oils and
27:30
sake. Right.
27:31
I just, yeah. But then next time I'm up in
27:34
Sydney, we'll go. OK, I'm in.
27:37
Back from my leave. Yeah, sounds good.
27:40
Back from my long holiday where I'm going to get bombed.
27:42
Long Yeah, yeah, there'll be a list, there'll be, there'll be
27:49
like, were you on the Alderson list?
27:56
Look, I I feel that last segment got just too funny and I just
27:59
want to bring the mood right back down.
28:01
Oh. Great, great for a comedy
28:03
podcast. Bruce Willis health update.
28:06
Yeah. Bruce.
28:08
Willis Video. No longer knows that he was a
28:11
famous actor. I guess we knew it was coming.
28:15
Yeah, but that's. Yeah, I know.
28:18
Just sad. Yeah.
28:22
That broke my heart when I read that.
28:25
Did all. He seems happy though.
28:27
Yeah, he's. He seems happy in a way that, as
28:29
I understand it, he wasn't before.
28:31
Like. Yeah, which I mean I'm not help.
28:33
But feel that too, yeah. Like, I don't mean to say like
28:36
he's better off or anything like that, but from what I but he was
28:38
always. Wasn't he bastard?
28:40
Yes, he was. He he was like one of those
28:42
people that that seemed to want fame but fucking hate it at the
28:47
same time. Yeah, like.
28:49
But also hate you for talking to him.
28:53
Yes because he's famous but hate you more if you don't talk to
28:57
him because he didn't recognise. Him like he'd buy a restaurant
28:59
so that he could keep us out and just have a fucking restaurant
29:03
that he can go to of his own because he doesn't want to deal
29:05
with people. I'm quite happy that they didn't
29:07
do what they did, like Stanley and stuff and just keep Wheeling
29:10
him out just to build as much money as they could.
29:12
Blood to make fucking blood autographs.
29:15
Yeah. Oh, I'd forgotten about that.
29:19
I don't know. Terrible.
29:20
And people purchased them. Yeah, and drank it.
29:24
Yeah. Mixed.
29:27
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now they could say Excelsior.
29:32
Made it radioactive, injected it.
29:35
I just learned how to use Excel from it, which I guess got.
29:39
Confused. I need.
29:40
To learn now because I've never learned, yeah.
29:43
So yeah, I saw a video of Bruce Willis just having a dance.
29:46
Yeah. With this border.
29:48
Which is lovely, but apparently he's excuse.
29:52
Me. Doesn't remember no that that
29:55
he's. It's like he's been lobotomized,
29:58
you know, he's just carefree, and he's not Bruce Willis as we
30:03
knew him. Hopefully he's still their dad
30:07
and they still have, you know, all that going just doesn't.
30:13
Know yes, we talked about. Fucking die hard.
30:16
Yeah, we talked about confusing period there where he was doing
30:19
movies where everyone was like, oh the fuck is he doing his
30:21
movies because. We and people were saying he's
30:25
got an earpiece in feeding him his lines and we're like oh what
30:29
a sell out. Rather rather than he did a
30:31
whole thing on it, they were like.
30:32
That's right. But no, all he was doing was he
30:35
was trying to make as much fun as he could very quickly to just
30:38
set him up for the rest of his life.
30:40
And the earpiece was because he couldn't remember his lines,
30:42
because he had dementia or whatever it is.
30:47
It's a form. Of yeah, I mean, it's some kind
30:49
of dementia, right? Yeah.
30:52
Yeah, yeah. So there you go.
30:55
Not so, but I'm glad he's happy at least.
30:58
Yeah. Yeah, No, I seems to be because
31:00
even like I watched that, you know, a variety do like
31:04
internets. Like, you know, Bruce Willis
31:06
answers the internet's burning questions about himself.
31:09
He just, he seemed like he hated being there.
31:12
He seemed to resent every question that was asked of him.
31:15
And he seemed to think that the people that asking the questions
31:18
were just a bunch of losers, you know, like he.
31:21
Just didn't remember it might be hard.
31:24
But but I'm, I'm, I always liked him as an actor.
31:28
Like, yeah, from Moonlighting. It's.
31:31
Charming. Funny.
31:32
Through all of that, yeah, Very charming, very funny, great
31:37
action hero even in, you know, your What's Rodriguez as a
31:43
zombie movie. Oh yeah, planet terror.
31:46
Planet Terror and the Sin City, all of that stuff.
31:51
And so when when he was going off the rails, I did get really
31:54
sad. And I'm almost less sad knowing
31:59
that he's just happier as an old he's all right scene.
32:02
Old man. Yeah.
32:03
Because it was weird at the time, you went from like big
32:07
movie star to just doing these B grade streaming stuff very
32:13
quickly. Yes, and I mean it didn't maybe
32:15
not that quickly. It just seemed like it because
32:17
the some of the Die Hard sequels are garbage, but they would
32:19
still Die hard. So it didn't feel like it was,
32:22
yeah, such a decline. But then.
32:25
Yeah, you could kind of understand why he was still
32:27
doing Die Hard, if nothing. Else, I feel like Bruce Willis
32:30
is what everyone used to say Harrison Ford was, but then you
32:34
watch the old interviews with Harrison Ford and it's like he's
32:36
just fucking around. Whereas.
32:37
Bruce Willis, It seemed like he was genuinely annoyed.
32:41
I do think there was probably a point where Harrison Ford was
32:45
like, OK, enough already. Yeah, I feel like he had a
32:48
healthy barrier and probably still does to this day between
32:52
with a real him and the celebrity in a way that a lot of
32:55
people don't seem to sometimes. I know I also think he may have
32:59
had like a chat happen to him at some stage as well, like with
33:02
Kirk and true where like that chat.
33:05
Oh, no easy Offence has really been here and he's, I think he
33:08
may have. Yeah, I love that story.
33:09
Taking the board and sort of did go that more funny still taking
33:14
the yeah because I I. Do you think that old ones?
33:17
I still think Harrison Ford was funny back when he was doing the
33:20
Star Wars stuff and Indiana Jones, and I think maybe his
33:23
sense of humour was not. I think this appeared after
33:26
Indiana Jones and Star Wars and before doing Star Wars again,
33:30
where he. I know he had a bit of he he
33:32
doesn't like being told, oh, you're in these classic movies
33:35
and you're such a big star because it's that's boring to.
33:37
Him. Yeah.
33:37
And he doesn't like being asked who would win in a fight between
33:40
Han Solo and Indiana Jones. Don't care.
33:44
He doesn't like being asked. That's the first.
33:47
Episode of this podcast. That's available Episode 80.
33:50
I don't know and I don't care. It's a Harrison Ford quote.
33:53
Yeah, yeah. Oh, I love this.
33:56
I put this in the spreadsheet like a a month ago and we never
33:59
talked about it. But did you see Mark Hamill was
34:02
on the panel and they asked him what what order you should watch
34:07
the Star Wars movies in? Oh yeah.
34:09
Chronological in terms of production or chronological in
34:13
terms of the story? And his answer was I don't
34:17
fucking care, do what you want. Nice.
34:23
Did you say this? I don't know if we we didn't
34:24
talk about this. Right.
34:25
His back story for Luke. Here we go.
34:28
He came up with his own. Yeah, so when they were doing
34:32
The Last Jedi, only when we took this got talked about ad
34:35
nauseam. But he was not happy with Luke
34:40
in that as. Was, wasn't wasn't just him.
34:42
Yeah, no. No, and we are on your side,
34:44
buddy. He said to he told Ryan Johnson,
34:49
I don't think this character is correct.
34:51
I don't think this is what Luke had done.
34:53
And he said, OK, this is a quote.
34:54
Can I make up my own back story of why he's the way he is?
34:57
Because I don't just want to say, oh, I bumped my head and I
34:59
have brain damage. And Ryan Johnson's said, yeah,
35:02
yeah, do whatever you want. And then so.
35:06
I'm not filming it. So he cares?
35:08
Yeah. He did.
35:11
Did you read this? The back story he came up.
35:12
With no. Police.
35:14
Police tell us. OK, this is this is Mark Hamill.
35:17
I thought, what could make someone give up a devotion to
35:20
what is basically a religious entity to give up being a Jedi?
35:23
Well, the love of a woman. So he falls in love with a
35:26
woman, he gives up being a Jedi, and they have a child together.
35:29
And at some point as a toddler, the child picks up an unattended
35:33
lightsaber, pushes the button, and is instantly killed.
35:38
And then the wife is so full of grief that she kills herself.
35:42
Fucking so when you. Watch The Last Jedi.
35:46
I've got to put this back on now.
35:48
That's why he's drinking that blue milk and living on that
35:52
island. Well, it makes more.
35:54
Sense that that was his. Performance.
35:56
Yeah, right, 'cause that was, that was Mark.
35:59
Don't use too many cuss words. At all, Yeah.
36:04
But it makes more sense than what we saw.
36:07
Anything where she had a bad dream.
36:10
Yes, yeah. I thought that did murder A.
36:13
Child. I thought that resonated deeply,
36:15
but Ryan didn't have time to tell a story like that.
36:17
I'm guessing so. Yeah, I have to murder a child
36:21
who's done nothing wrong, but I can forgive my father and bring
36:24
him back to the light side of the force after he's murdered
36:27
millions. That's fine.
36:30
We also didn't talk about the fact that for the first time in
36:35
40 years they have screened A-35 millimetre print of the original
36:39
theatrical Star Wars. Yes, apparently George Lucas
36:43
gave the thumbs up. He said knock yourself out.
36:45
Someone found one in the he. Was floating in his pole in his
36:49
hair anymore. Yeah, I don't.
36:50
Yeah, do whatever the fuck you want.
36:51
Yeah, that's right. And The funny thing is that all
37:00
the feedback has been negative. People finally have been going.
37:05
Huh. So that's what it looked like.
37:08
I guess it kind of makes sense why he wanted to fix a few
37:11
things. And I guess it makes sense why
37:13
he redid the soundtrack, because the sound effects were a bit
37:17
hokey and a lot of the matte paintings weren't particularly
37:21
convincing. There there is a version out
37:26
there that I would love that's sort of a combination of that
37:28
original and just the special. Editions like a fixed up version
37:33
that doesn't change plot or add extra stuff.
37:35
Yeah, just basically, just basically.
37:38
Positive that exists. There's so many in it.
37:40
It's I'm positive that. Exists.
37:42
I've got a version somewhere, I don't know if maybe I've lost it
37:45
over the years but I had. It was a scan of the 35 mil and
37:48
I never actually watched it, but I'd be interested to see because
37:50
it probably is like you say, just not, not what you remember
37:55
because your brain, yeah, smooths over the rough edges in
37:59
a way that yeah, watching it. I mean I definitely, I
38:03
definitely don't want to see the big fucking CGI elephants coming
38:07
in front of the screen. No I would.
38:09
I wouldn't mind the colour consistency of the light Sabre
38:12
at every scene. But maybe you'll notice the the
38:14
big CGI elephants were covering up something.
38:17
Yeah. Right.
38:18
And then you go, oh, that's why they're.
38:19
There I wouldn't mind hoping like the X wings looking the way
38:22
they did in the special edition, not the original because like
38:25
just stuff like that like yeah that's what I'd want because I
38:30
don't know we. Probably goal posts.
38:32
We only saw the only time we got the certain big screen was
38:39
special edition. That was it.
38:41
That was when they finally we got to see it.
38:43
And I was like, yeah. And then I was sitting there
38:45
like, oh. What's?
38:48
That why is that there? That's weird.
38:51
Hold on, why did Grudo shoot? Yeah.
38:55
And the the. Hard original, no hard shot at
38:58
all. Yeah, he's the only one shot.
39:00
Harriet yeah, I got the sorry listeners.
39:03
Sorry. Yeah, sorry, that that version
39:07
2, was it 97 or whatever had the really bad jab of the Hutt.
39:11
Yes yeah, too. So if you're wondering why, like
39:15
if you watch it now, it looks fucking way worse than that the
39:18
first. Time walks over the tail.
39:21
He just goes back. Yeah, yeah, the second one, The
39:29
Empire Strikes Back. Was.
39:32
The best? Yes.
39:34
Special Edition. Because it didn't need anything.
39:37
Because Kirchner was just great movie.
39:39
Anyway, but I agree with the things they did change, putting
39:44
some windows in cloud city with some clouds outside.
39:46
Yeah, it looks good. That's great.
39:49
When he runs around the corner and he sees 50 stormtroopers and
39:52
runs off instead of seeing 3. Made more sense.
39:56
So I think all of that stuff was good.
40:01
And then Jedi with the new musical numbers.
40:06
And he walks it blink. That was that was years and
40:10
years later. I know it was blinking.
40:12
Yeah, that was. Blu Ray's.
40:13
Blu-ray, but that's OK, I got no problem with it.
40:16
But Blu-ray did a few weird things.
40:17
It was the blinking Ewoks. There was hard to wedged himself
40:21
into a fucking hole to hide from the rate the Tuscans.
40:26
And Vader doing them? No.
40:29
Yeah. Which in case, was anybody
40:30
confused about what his opinion was at that time in the film.
40:34
Yeah, that's right. What do you do that for?
40:36
That's weird. But here's the thing.
40:38
Say what you want about Return of the Jedi.
40:40
I know. I mean, it's my least favorite
40:41
of the three. Yeah, I enjoy it still, but I
40:44
still love it. And no, I loved it.
40:46
First 30 minutes were absolutely perfect.
40:50
Like just the the the rescuing of Han from the huts was perfect
40:58
and now it's almost perfect with a weird song in the middle of
41:02
it. Yes.
41:05
Yeah, that was very into no. No, no, no the.
41:07
Luke Vader storyline as a kid, yeah.
41:10
So the the the kind of climax of that.
41:13
Well The thing is, Returner Jedi was the first one I had saw.
41:17
His hand. When I was a kid I was like, oh
41:19
fuck yes. Returner Jedi was the first one
41:23
I ever saw because I remember coming on the television.
41:26
Yeah, right. Yeah.
41:28
Because it came in. A three I taped Star Wars and I
41:32
watched put it on before school and then I started watching it
41:35
and I was like, this is the best movie I've ever seen.
41:37
And then they're like, go, go to school.
41:38
And I was. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:45
And then the the video shop near us, I was trying to remember
41:48
what it was called, but it's gone, it's gone from my brain.
41:52
Top Video A. Waragamba video, whatever it.
41:55
Was yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, something, but it had a no
41:59
actually. So the Warragamba, we didn't
42:01
have a video shop in Warragamba. We had a, we had a petrol
42:06
station that had a back wall with videos on it.
42:08
And we had a hi-fi shop called Sounds Electric that had a back
42:11
wall with VHS tapes that you could rent.
42:13
But they they didn't have many. But if you drove all the way
42:16
into Penrith and maybe it was a video easy or something, but
42:20
they had in Penrith definitely they they had this behind the
42:24
scenes. Yes, new games.
42:26
Was it exactly right? Yeah, it's video easy.
42:28
They had this behind the scenes of Star Wars video, the makings
42:33
of Star Wars, and I found that just as interesting as the
42:36
movies. And I remember there was footage
42:41
on, I think actually I think it was the making of Empire Strikes
42:44
Back. But I'd only seen Star Wars when
42:46
I saw this too because I remember there was a Luke Vader
42:49
sword fight and I was like that's not in the fucking one
42:51
I've seen. Yeah.
42:55
But everything, everything Star Wars when we were kids was just
42:58
like, you know. Sheriff's mini cars had the
43:01
fucking storm. Store trooper.
43:03
Yeah, just. Randomly do.
43:05
You remember how much that cost? I think it was. 800 bucks.
43:09
Yeah, like it was. Yeah, it was far less than.
43:12
I mean, it was a. Oh, it was unachievable when I
43:15
was a kid. Yeah, yeah.
43:16
It was like, I'm never. You now.
43:18
And it was 1. Of those things, that was like,
43:20
if I ever have money, when I grow up and I have money,
43:22
obviously I'll buy. That's clearly I'm coming back
43:25
here for that I. Don't have one so.
43:28
The thing, so that's that store alone and just for listeners,
43:33
this was a hobby car shop like a model car.
43:36
Model trains and shit, yeah. Back wall or just tiny little
43:39
alcove in the back with just Star Wars stuff.
43:42
So much time there. Lost in space and stuff.
43:46
Yeah, some, but. They also had Star Wars figures
43:51
and now bearing in mind this is maybe 919293 so this is only
43:56
this is within 15 years of the original Star Wars.
43:59
They had Star Wars figures both in and out-of-the-box.
44:03
So and the ones in the box were prohibitively expensive and the
44:08
ones out-of-the-box you could get for like 7-8 nine dollars
44:11
depending on the the rarity of the figure.
44:13
But I was already going like. That was worth 789 dollars was a
44:16
lot more back then to be. Yeah.
44:18
Well, yes, yes, that's right. But I'm like it's, it's really
44:23
it's, it's $100 for this, for this figure just because it's
44:27
not open yet. What is that all?
44:28
About. I've got some figures
44:30
out-of-the-box that are probably worth more than that now.
44:33
Yeah. Oh yeah?
44:35
Oh, you've got any from that original Kenna run for?
44:38
Sure, I've got a lot. A friend Gordon has ton or had
44:46
tons of them. Yeah, right.
44:48
He had like the Millennium Falcons set and stuff.
44:50
I thought he still does. I held onto a few.
44:54
I don't think he is using his name in that context.
44:57
I'm not sure he wouldn't. It's.
44:59
So wary of naming people that I literally stole even though I'm
45:02
just telling a nice story. Yeah, that's right.
45:04
I know we've been gotten caught out before.
45:07
Yeah. People only will you tell, not
45:09
my stories. Yeah, that's right.
45:11
Yeah, Nobody's ever been offended from us telling a nice.
45:13
Story No. I feel like people sometimes
45:15
just don't want to be named at all.
45:16
But anyway. Want to be named?
45:17
Yeah, that's that's also true. The best figure I ever had was
45:23
the Luke Skywalker in the Stormtrooper outfit where you
45:27
could take off the helmet. Oh, it just looked like a
45:29
stormtrooper. And then it was Luke.
45:31
A bit a bit shorter. Yep.
45:34
That's right. And yet somehow fit into the
45:36
standard uniform. Yeah, see the line?
45:41
You are you a little short for a stormtrooper?
45:43
Makes more and less sense given the fact that there were clones.
45:46
Because first of all, it Oh yeah, he's shorter than Tamara
45:50
Morrison. But then also, wouldn't they
45:51
fucking notice? Yes, like.
45:55
But also, hold on, they made it very clear in that first movie,
46:00
if we are only going for the first movie, that they were
46:04
conscripts from all over the. Yeah, Yeah, you're right.
46:06
You're right. Yeah.
46:08
I don't know, it's gets confusing but.
46:11
You know, as if they're clones. Just give them a hive mind.
46:13
Like why? Why give them individual
46:15
personalities? That's what I never understood
46:18
like. Do that.
46:19
Do you know how to do that? Well, don't tell you how to make
46:21
a clone to go off the Clone Wars cartoons and the books.
46:26
I don't, I don't they I've. Gone off them I've gone.
46:28
Right off them I have gone. Off them, yeah.
46:30
They were all some of the clones were sort of.
46:33
They weren't all exactly the same.
46:34
Some were given sort of different specialist knowledge.
46:37
You had you. Yeah, they were all New
46:41
Zealanders though. Yeah, wanted a big Dick.
46:43
Wanted a small Dick to see. Would it affect anything?
46:49
If you were making a bunch of clones, would you make one with
46:51
the really small Dick just to see the others turned on him?
46:55
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course.
46:57
Yeah. Just give me all my advice and
47:01
see what happens. Conversation stopper.
47:05
Yeah, sorry about. Do you want to go hanging out at
47:08
a Coldplay concert? I think we should talk about
47:11
this. Yes, this is all over the
47:14
Internet in a wonderful way. This is wholesome and yet not.
47:17
Yeah, and it yeah, this is another one of those like, we
47:21
hope our present isn't a pedophile.
47:23
Things where people are like, no matter what you've done, no
47:26
matter what else is out there on the Internet, they're like, you
47:29
can't cheat on your wife with the HR lady and take it a cold.
47:34
Like this is you are not being secret about this going to a
47:39
very public place and this. Is another Streisand thing too,
47:43
where it's like if they had just.
47:45
Gone with it. No one would ever have known.
47:48
No one even know about it but there.
47:50
It was the fact that even what's he saying, said, Well, they're
47:53
even nervous, all they're having in an affair.
47:56
And then everyone wanted the Internet, wanted to know.
47:59
So if you haven't seen this, you you should yeah, put link in the
48:02
shadows. You you would have you must have
48:04
seen this is the the the the the CEO of astronomer a company was
48:11
popped up on the kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert with his arms
48:14
around the HR lady from his company and not his wife and not
48:18
her husband obviously. And I always say that if you're
48:22
going to molest someone, molest the HR lady.
48:24
Who's she going to tell? So they, you know, instead of
48:29
just like going with it, even though that that could be
48:32
problematic if you're trying to hide an affair.
48:34
They fucking freaked out and tried to hide and and then.
48:40
I think the only thing they regret more than doing that was
48:44
the reaction that yeah. Yeah, it was so obvious that
48:47
something was wrong and then. The only reason this went viral
48:51
is because of their reaction. It had it just.
48:53
Been so funny. Why would you do that?
48:56
Why would you? Her friend is just laughing at
48:59
her. Well, because everyone in the
49:03
world knows now. And so, yeah.
49:06
So even Chris Martin at at the time in the show said something
49:11
going on there, Yeah. Why hey.
49:14
Yeah, and now he's he's now left his job.
49:18
Chris Manns left his job. Not Yeah.
49:20
No longer lead singer for Coldplay anymore.
49:23
Yeah, too shame you. No.
49:25
But here's the thing. Within 48 hours of that news,
49:29
breaking news. Embarrassing clips.
49:33
He'd been fired, he'd quit, he'd had to step down like every,
49:38
every, everyone just assumed they they knew what happened and
49:41
and reported on it in every different way.
49:45
But the thing that's quite funny though, if you go watch kiss
49:47
cams and other events now, people are reacting exactly the
49:51
same way. It's very funny.
49:54
Are you like the mascots? They'll go to the mascots and
49:57
the mascots will be hugging and then they'll go and hide.
49:59
Yeah. I saw the first they did one at
50:02
some like film event and it was, you know, Art the clown from
50:05
Terra Fire and Laura Lavera, the girl from that them them doing
50:08
it together, like it's very funny.
50:10
Everybody, everybody's doing it. Yeah, plus there's memes now of
50:13
just like, what mash up of characters could you put that
50:17
were caught hugging each other at Coldplay?
50:19
Yeah. Yeah.
50:21
But yeah, that's. Right.
50:22
That'd be a good one, yes. Yeah, very good.
50:30
I feel so yes, if you get so. If you get caught on the kiss
50:33
Cam why you haven't a fit just. Go with a.
50:35
Don't do anything. Don't say yes though.
50:38
Don't say. It's good that the world has
50:41
made this moral judgement, you know, it doesn't means
50:43
everyone's heart's in the right place, but at the same time
50:45
like. Oh, it's a bit of shock.
50:48
I'm surprised. These guys haven't fucking kill
50:51
themselves now like come like. The the.
50:54
The the shame that they have a feeling must.
50:57
Just are you saying that they should?
51:01
Yeah, I'm saying that if you are a fan of Coldplay, you should
51:05
commit suicide. I'm not a fan of Coldplay.
51:13
Me either. Take believe it.
51:14
I don't can't prove I am, but I but I also don't like I don't
51:17
hate Coldplay I. Mean Coldplay I.
51:19
Hate them? No, I'm not going to their
51:22
concert, I'll tell you that right now.
51:25
Not even if I invited you. Well, that might be a little bit
51:29
different than my pain with the HR.
51:31
Lady at your company. No.
51:36
Oh. He paused.
51:37
Oh. He paused a really long.
51:39
He's thinking about it, whoever you are, if you're listening.
51:41
And you might You're listening. He might want to go there.
51:46
Actually, I don't know who they are.
51:48
OK, but it's good not to make jokes about the HR lady.
51:53
Probably, Yeah, Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
51:57
I think that's the subtle, subtle way of telling us to move
52:00
on. Yeah, it is from that joke.
52:03
Not not that subtle either. Stop talking about me and my
52:06
workplace. What else have we got?
52:10
Can we talk about? Can we talk about Sasha Grey?
52:13
Because I think this is very funny.
52:14
Isn't she a porn star All you want?
52:17
She is Luke, that's true. Isn't she what I've?
52:19
Heard of Have I? Where have I heard that name?
52:24
Well, I was going to ask. Why am IA?
52:26
Is this so the I haven't looked at this right?
52:29
It says Sasha Grey is the most watched doom streamer.
52:33
Is that just is she just playing the game or is she?
52:37
She's yeah. No, she's not.
52:39
Like, yeah. She's just excited.
52:41
So why last? Month.
52:42
That's why I'm. Confused about play Doom and
52:44
stream it and just because she's Sasha Grey everyone's like right
52:46
I'll. I'll watch that.
52:48
So everyone. 'S hoping she's gonna get a gear
52:50
off but she hasn't yet, OK? Or even if she doesn't, if
52:54
you're gonna watch anyone play Doom, you might as well watch
52:56
Sasha. Grey, I suppose.
52:57
Yeah, I suppose so. But is she good at Doom?
53:01
Does that, and you won't say that.
53:02
Does it matter? No, not if she's naked.
53:05
But if she's not naked, it does matter a little bit.
53:07
It starts to matter more, yeah. I mean, looking at what she's
53:10
wearing, she's actually wearing a lot more than other.
53:13
What she's wearing. Streamers.
53:16
Yeah, Not in a bath is what you're saying?
53:21
What a complaint. Too many clothes.
53:24
Send it was not a complaint. She's a full oh, she's a former
53:31
adult field flop, but I don't think I've ever seen her in
53:33
anything or on anything. Or seen anything in her.
53:37
Anything in her? Yeah.
53:39
I just know the name. Yes, she's very famous.
53:43
I know the name and the vagina. Yeah, I think her Mia Khalifa,
53:49
those are the names that you, even if you don't, if you're not
53:52
into porn, like those are the names.
53:54
Although I must say I know who Mia Khalifa is now, but you guys
53:58
told me who she was on air. I was like.
54:00
Oh, OK. That's the hard thing about Mia
54:02
Khalifa. She only did like four or five
54:05
films. It wasn't like she was there.
54:07
She yeah, they get apparently like relabeled or whatever, but
54:10
she's in an interview. She's like, I only did it for
54:12
like 6 months or whatever, yeah, just to make some money and then
54:15
now, yeah, because they put her in kid job.
54:19
Yes, and she was the 1st. Sheep.
54:21
They made her like, dude, they made it like that kind of, what
54:24
do you call it, fetish. Yeah.
54:25
And then yeah, she got very famous from that.
54:27
Yep. But Sasha Grey did tons of
54:33
stuff, as I understand it, and then she she actually became
54:36
she's like a actress in a film, television actress as well.
54:40
So she. Plays herself in Entourage.
54:42
There's a whole season of Entourage where Vinnie dates
54:44
her. Yeah, right.
54:46
OK, And now she's the most watched Doom streamer, which is.
54:49
I just think it's interesting. Yeah.
54:51
And funny. Yeah, it is funny.
54:54
There's a lot of people just thinking, Sasha Grey, I'm going
54:57
to see some nudity or something. I mean, that's the first thing I
55:01
wondered was, oh, OK, Yeah. Is it because?
55:06
No, it's OK. That's fine.
55:07
So many of these people who. Maybe she's entertaining, I
55:09
don't know. No, but.
55:11
Yeah, I think a lot of these people who watch think they've
55:13
got a chance with them. Yeah, I think there's a lot of
55:17
that on Twitch. Yeah, especially.
55:19
With the hot tub streams or whatever.
55:21
Yes, and I'll write your name on my body if you give me so much
55:25
money is. That a thing.
55:27
Is that what you're offering as an as a Patreon?
55:30
Oh, finally, Luke's made an offer.
55:32
I'll write your name on me if you want.
55:36
Me in a hot tub. You'll write my name on you if I
55:38
want. Don't know if if Patreon.
55:40
You'll write your name on him if Nate wants him to.
55:45
Still need to do something for Nate.
55:47
Yeah, you do, You do. Nate, if you want him to write
55:51
my name on him. Yeah.
55:55
Let us know. Yep.
56:00
I don't. I don't watch people stream
56:02
games. I've never quite understood it.
56:04
I've watched it a little bit before.
56:05
I've watched people review games.
56:07
I have watched people do other stuff, like there's a guy I'm
56:11
watching the YouTube stuff off, which is sort of the cut down
56:14
version of what he streams, Doug, Doug.
56:16
But just it's funny to watch what he's doing.
56:18
He's not playing games, he's creating stuff.
56:21
I suppose I've watched. I've mentioned before I watched.
56:24
Will Jim play Rust, which is a game I would never play, but but
56:29
I find his videos compelling in an interesting way.
56:32
But he's not. It's not streaming, it's edited,
56:35
right. So the boring bits are cut out.
56:36
Yeah. So I think that's the
56:37
difference. Because that's the thing like.
56:39
We'd watch some guys play Conan Exiles back in the day.
56:42
Like live or like edited? No, not live, but not yeah, not
56:48
that edited but but yeah, put in like 1 hour clips on Yeah OK.
56:52
YouTube because you're not like, not.
56:54
Watching them live, the only time I've been on twitch is to
56:57
watch Luke play Just Go Elysium. It's because sometimes the.
57:01
Only time I've been on there. Sometimes I think, oh, I could
57:03
stream myself playing games and I could, but I don't think it'd
57:05
be very interesting because when I play games, I like how I talk.
57:08
I just want to play the game. So like, I don't think it would
57:12
be very interesting to watch me play games.
57:13
I like the you're not. Making it sound that
57:15
interesting. No, because I'm.
57:17
I'm just having fun just getting clear what I want.
57:19
I'm always wrong. Yeah, yeah.
57:21
Well, depends, but I'm not. I don't want to talk to people
57:24
on chat. I don't want, I don't want a
57:25
distraction. I'm playing a game.
57:26
Leave me alone. Yes.
57:27
Yeah, yeah, but we, we've already figured we we'd play
57:31
games differently to other people and for.
57:33
Different reasons to other. People, yeah, like we, we can't
57:35
play multiplayer. Yeah, it's the.
57:39
Speaking of multiplayer, it's not multiplayer, but I've I've
57:42
got to dip back into our Minecraft realm.
57:45
I haven't been in at least a week so I should have.
57:49
Actually, that's good point. Yeah, check it out.
57:50
See what people have been up to, how to kind of join our
57:54
Minecraft server. What's that?
57:56
How can people join our Minecraft?
57:57
Server Oh, if you go to patreon.com/multiple Nerdgasm,
58:00
amongst the benefits, actually we don't really mention that one
58:03
that much anymore, but some of the benefits of the after party,
58:06
which will be coming up in a little bit, but we continue
58:08
talking. And if you give $5 a month on
58:11
the Patreon, you get more show. But if you join the Patreon in
58:17
any way and pingers will let us know, you can join the Minecraft
58:20
server until it fills up and then I'll have to figure out
58:24
what to do. What do?
58:24
We do next, yeah. Because it's not not far from
58:27
being full at this point. So yeah, oh wow.
58:28
But we'll figure it out. Yeah.
58:32
And for the most part, the people that we have that have
58:36
joined us in there are much better at the game than we are.
58:40
And so. You've a lot of paytier on the
58:43
Patreon. Not just any, not just a free
58:45
sign up. You've got a dollar.
58:46
One not just just follow us, yeah.
58:47
A dollar a month you can get in I.
58:48
Should say that yeah, a dollar a month isn't isn't much money.
58:52
No, it's not. Speaking of money, before we go
58:58
to the after party, I did want to mention this article.
59:01
Microsoft has decided that games will not be $80.00 for the short
59:06
term anyway. They've they've dialed back
59:10
their plans. Outer Worlds 2 was going to be
59:13
$80. It's not.
59:15
It's going to be whatever it is, 60 bucks or whatever they are
59:17
tractor. And all.
59:19
Yep, they're holding off on the price increase, which is
59:22
interesting. Nintendo did not do that.
59:24
Their games are expensive now. Oh no, 70 bucks.
59:27
OK. So it's a $10 price difference,
59:29
but. That makes no difference because
59:32
it's in the USD, but I guess that just means the same price,
59:37
not way more expensive. Whatever games cost you now at
59:40
release, they'll continue to. For them with this one, this is
59:43
just going to be, it's going to come out and I'm just going to
59:45
install it because it's going to be on Game Pass.
59:48
Right. Which one?
59:51
Out of Worlds 2. Yeah, it doesn't.
59:54
Out of Worlds was pretty good, but I didn't.
59:58
I thought it was very good. I thought it was great and I'm
1:00:00
looking forward to what they do with more money and time.
1:00:03
I. Thought it was very good.
1:00:04
Out of the world I'd be I'm. I'm down to play the second one
1:00:07
for sure. Gives us that new fallout sort
1:00:10
of hit a little bit. Yeah, I really liked it.
1:00:15
But yes, the pricing doesn't matter so much for Game Pass
1:00:18
stuff, but if the industry follows then it means we'll get
1:00:23
games. Cheap, cheaper.
1:00:26
Well, not cheaper, just more expensive.
1:00:28
But I don't know, I've been saying I think it's time for
1:00:31
prices to go up. So.
1:00:33
Oh, it is. We talked about this, I think
1:00:35
the other one like. I don't think it is because I
1:00:38
still want to play fucking Assassin's Creed Shadows and
1:00:43
it's finally less than $100, but only.
1:00:47
Just yeah, see, I think. 80. $5. The thing about like, you know,
1:00:54
games with inflation and everything accounted for have
1:00:58
never been cheaper than this. They they like comparatively.
1:01:01
Yes, this is the cheapest. Yeah.
1:01:03
Yeah, the problem is I've paid a lot more if you if you if you
1:01:06
tally up all the money that I've given just for Skyrim.
1:01:12
It's more than this, you know, so.
1:01:15
The the thing I'd go is, is I think the reason why people are
1:01:18
giving up to the price interest games is people are buying more
1:01:20
games than they ever have as well.
1:01:22
Oh yeah, true. Yeah.
1:01:24
And there's there's so many more available.
1:01:26
Yes. Like it's like you have to
1:01:27
choose now in a way that you didn't like.
1:01:29
You started to choose when we were kids, but from like two or
1:01:32
three, yes. Now it's like.
1:01:34
I could get 1S game at my birthday and one at Christmas.
1:01:38
Yep, right. Yeah.
1:01:40
And that was. But there weren't that many that
1:01:41
you had to choose. From no, but that is a lot more
1:01:44
but but I think people are buying a lot more games, so I
1:01:46
think that's the I think people need to understand that as well.
1:01:51
Yes, the price up sucks, but. Oh, Speaking of, nobody has
1:01:56
asked me to do this, but the Biggle Boss incident came out.
1:01:59
Oh yes, yeah, I and I have that bookmarked on Steam I.
1:02:04
Just want to encourage everybody to check that out, see if it
1:02:07
might interest you because. I'll be following very good.
1:02:10
That's it. Adam.
1:02:10
I think his name's Adam. His YouTube channel has been
1:02:13
really, really fun to follow for the past fucking whatever three
1:02:16
years it's taken him to make this game.
1:02:17
It's a point click adventure game.
1:02:19
He's been documenting the process in videos.
1:02:21
He seems like a cool guy and I want to just, I just want to
1:02:23
support him. Is this the Australian?
1:02:26
No, he's he's British. Oh no, you think you think of
1:02:29
Powerhoof? Yeah, Yep.
1:02:31
I'll I'll those guys as well because what?
1:02:32
Was that game, what was the game that they were making?
1:02:35
Powerhoof. Oh, Powerpuff is the name of the
1:02:37
game. Powerhoof.
1:02:38
Sorry, they're making the Drifter, which does come out.
1:02:41
Soon but drift I was about to say drifter is getting a lot of
1:02:44
pre press and people are really liking it.
1:02:47
I. Mean yeah, it looks incredible.
1:02:49
So yeah, it's a lot of people had a look at it.
1:02:51
Yeah, it. Looks really good, but Bigglebox
1:02:55
incident is dear to my heart just because it's it's a guy you
1:02:58
know who decided I want to make a point click adventure game and
1:03:01
he fucking did it and I haven't so I just want to support him
1:03:04
because I find that very inspirational.
1:03:06
Yeah, he just did it on his own. Made a fucking game so.
1:03:09
Shows it's possible. Yeah, and it's a comedy point
1:03:13
click adventure game. I think he's funny so I
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recommend people check it out if that's your.
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Wheelhouse. Do you know do you know the the
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price of it on Steam? I think it's USI think it's like
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$10 at launch or something. Like that?
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It's not a full price game. It's a yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah. So check out.
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There are more point clicks coming out now.
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They disappeared quite a long time.
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Well, I'm in, I'm in a couple of Discord groups related to them,
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and yeah, they're a bunch of them in development.
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Some been, some good ones and some good ones coming.
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Up and the best way. Maybe one day I'll get around to
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making one. Don't forget who the catering.
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18 AUD if you want it and you're in Australia, so that's, yeah,
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probably about 10 bucks your money.
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Or you can download a demo for free.
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Yep Yep. Here's a whole video about how
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he made the demo and how his advice would be plan the demo
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beforehand. Don't do what he did where he
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made the whole game and then was like how the fuck do I chop this
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into? Demo be Oh funny.
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Yeah, exactly. And so he had to make arbitrary
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decisions about things and try not to make the story confusing
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because, yeah, I say Oh yeah, good point.
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Anyway, his video series. If you're into game development,
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check out his video series too. It's great.
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He's he's an interesting guy. Yeah.
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Sick. Anyway, that's my.
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I'm. Going to say I'm not asked or I
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don't know him, I just. You didn't get a free game.
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Nope, I paid for it. Let's reach out to him.
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Have you won the show? I would, yeah, we could do that.
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I don't know him on he might do it too.
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Why not? Let's ask.
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Him all right. Now before we go to the after
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party I have to go get my washing out of the dryer all.
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Right. Can you take the camera with?
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You unfortunately I can't take the camera.
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With me. Oh, sorry, watches.
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All right, but I'll be back. We'll.
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Talk about you behind your back. For it, and to to those who are
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not Patreon supporters, goodbye. Boy.
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Yeah, see ya. Wouldn't want to be ya.
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Smiley, Elena. Crocodile.
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Smiley Elena Crocodile. Yeah, I've been saying that.
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