Latest / Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast / TODAY'S ENEMY | S50 Ep2
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay, here we go. All
- 0:04Speaker 1: things I thought could happen on this show.
- 0:06Speaker 2: I didn't expect to have an unexpected evacuation.
- 0:10Speaker 1: It's a dark cloud. Let's just say in my life
- 0:13Speaker 1: at the moment, this is making the merge. We can
- 0:19Speaker 1: really winds.
- 0:21Speaker 3: I'm a dog person hours, I'm making.
- 0:24Speaker 4: The dog I'm coming over and over. You know, crack,
- 0:34Speaker 4: you either inservise or not.
- 0:39Speaker 5: Making the merge. Not a million dollars.
- 0:43Speaker 1: All I want to do is win million hearts.
- 0:45Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- 0:47Speaker 6: Sorry, hearts short's Heart's Heart's Heart's Heart's hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Welcome to making the merge. My name is p D.
- 0:57Speaker 1: And I've still got a full team. There's two of
- 0:59Speaker 1: us that can say that.
- 1:00Speaker 6: I have Serie, I've got Aubrey, I've got Stephanie, I've
- 1:05Speaker 6: got Rick Devans, I've got D and I've got Jonathan and.
- 1:07Speaker 1: I remembered all of them this time. Nice.
- 1:10Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:13Speaker 1: Jonathan stalled. I am stalling till I get my notes.
- 1:16Speaker 1: App up. Hey, I'm Jonathan, and I have Genevieve, Ozzy, Charlie,
- 1:21Speaker 1: the R, I Z G O D, Baby, Risk, God
- 1:25Speaker 1: and interesting order of the risk.
- 1:27Speaker 2: God name there.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what happened to me anyway.
- 1:30Speaker 1: Uh and Mike White, Mike.
- 1:34Speaker 2: White, I'm bran and I have five players left Colby, Emily, Joe, Tiff,
- 1:44Speaker 2: Chrissy rest in peace, Savannah.
- 1:47Speaker 1: And I am Chase and I have Christian Angelina coach
- 1:52Speaker 1: and c.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:55Speaker 1: It's being a Christian.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Just a reminder of the evacuation that he's taught talking
- 2:00Speaker 2: about there is not Kyle.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Yeah, but Kyle's evacuation did put a dark cloud on
- 2:06Speaker 1: the s and it did it did what that is
- 2:10Speaker 1: he talking about? Kyle there or poop?
- 2:11Speaker 4: Who knows it?
- 2:12Speaker 1: Did it left a stain?
- 2:14Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 2:14Speaker 6: Well, are we ready? I'm ready to do what to
- 2:18Speaker 6: crack this coconut? Are you ready to crack this coconut?
- 2:25Speaker 1: Open?
- 2:27Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it.
- 2:32Speaker 1: One of these.
- 2:36Speaker 3: I just see I just see p D go, oh
- 2:40Speaker 3: my god, yell over there just smelling salts and I'm
- 2:45Speaker 3: just smells smell.
- 2:48Speaker 1: I'm going to go stick my head in the cat
- 2:50Speaker 1: litter box. And never I've never done one before that
- 2:55Speaker 1: the one I'm going to go back for Ralph one.
- 2:58Speaker 2: Last time I had done it after everybody else had
- 3:02Speaker 2: already smelled it yet I don't know.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Is that strong?
- 3:05Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 3:05Speaker 1: Oh my god, it really yeah.
- 3:07Speaker 6: I really did just crack the smelling salt after cracked
- 3:10Speaker 6: the coconut, and Chase recoiled quite a bit.
- 3:13Speaker 1: I really took a big sniff. Man, it really got
- 3:16Speaker 1: I'm feeling good, I'm feeling ready to go down. Yeah.
- 3:20Speaker 1: Now it's now, let's really crack this coconut. Uh. What
- 3:25Speaker 1: an insane way to start the episode.
- 3:27Speaker 6: Well, maybe I shouldn't have done that here, because we
- 3:30Speaker 6: begin this coconut on a sad note.
- 3:33Speaker 5: Oh, because of.
- 3:34Speaker 6: Kyle's departure from the game, Genevieve was very shaken up
- 3:37Speaker 6: by this. Q was also emotional but calm for the
- 3:40Speaker 6: first seventeen to eighteen days of the game, right, but
- 3:43Speaker 6: that emotion cleared his head, you know, because he's calm
- 3:46Speaker 6: and he's thinking about numbers because with Kyle gone, he
- 3:49Speaker 6: only has three Alliance members with Genevieve, Colby, and Stephanie
- 3:52Speaker 6: two out of the four don't have a vote. And
- 3:56Speaker 6: Q has a plan though. He needs to bring in
- 3:58Speaker 6: somebody else brand And could you play the drop for
- 4:02Speaker 6: the person he's bringing in.
- 4:12Speaker 1: That's an awesome sound drop was that upd that.
- 4:15Speaker 6: Was somebody on YouTube fifteen years ago. Wow, shout out,
- 4:20Speaker 6: shout out. Uh so, yeah, Q decides to replace Kyle
- 4:25Speaker 6: with Rizzo.
- 4:27Speaker 1: You hit that drop again. That was awesome. Please don't
- 4:38Speaker 1: flag us on YouTube.
- 4:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:40Speaker 2: Maybe I flagged last week because of the one the
- 4:43Speaker 2: three Dog Night song, but it, dude, so worth it.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Well, I don't think we're monetizing, no jin no, no dude.
- 4:53Speaker 1: The bass in that song is really so that's a
- 4:56Speaker 1: slappy bass. This one.
- 5:03Speaker 3: That is a flat.
- 5:05Speaker 2: That guy is that's a crunchy base.
- 5:08Speaker 1: He's growing full grunge. Yeah, it's a nice distorted bass
- 5:13Speaker 1: on that.
- 5:13Speaker 6: Q decides to replace Kyle with Rizzo, and he opens
- 5:18Speaker 6: up to him about selling his vote for the Tribe
- 5:19Speaker 6: supplies and this is music to riz God's ears because
- 5:22Speaker 6: he thinks he's inching his way to the top of
- 5:25Speaker 6: the food chain.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Is having a very interesting arc so far this season. Yeah,
- 5:30Speaker 1: and I think it's a lot of fun.
- 5:33Speaker 3: I thought it was a good sign that our boy
- 5:37Speaker 3: was like, I need to calm down, I need to
- 5:39Speaker 3: take a second, you know it was I think it
- 5:43Speaker 3: was It showed maybe that he's working at an advantage
- 5:46Speaker 3: because he just got out of the game, so maybe he's.
- 5:49Speaker 1: Bringing that in a little bit.
- 5:51Speaker 6: Is it really that positive to be brought in just
- 5:54Speaker 6: because Kyle's achilles got ruptured?
- 5:58Speaker 2: Well take what you take what the island gives you,
- 6:01Speaker 2: you know, like the fans snapped Kyle's I wasn't playing
- 6:08Speaker 2: to act like this. This smelling salt dude has.
- 6:10Speaker 6: Gotten why it's probably still active. Why do you take
- 6:13Speaker 6: another hit of it? I don't think that's good for
- 6:16Speaker 6: anyone involved.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Yeah, pds do it like five a day. I bet
- 6:20Speaker 1: I that is not true.
- 6:22Speaker 2: I'm not quite Aaron Rodgers yet, dude, we can't do
- 6:26Speaker 2: this whole podcast becoming more and more like Aaron Rodgers everything.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Yeah, especially politically him and Stephanie. Yeah, why do you
- 6:34Speaker 1: think I drafted her?
- 6:38Speaker 2: So?
- 6:38Speaker 6: Next up on the steel a Tribe, Joe and Christian
- 6:41Speaker 6: are tending to the fire. Christian freezes and gets a
- 6:45Speaker 6: pained look on his face, and this prompts Joe to ask,
- 6:48Speaker 6: are you good, bro? And Christian replies, I'll let you
- 6:52Speaker 6: know when I know. I'll be right back Joe, and
- 6:55Speaker 6: then he waddles away with his butt censored.
- 6:59Speaker 2: You never want fun to be blurred while you're still
- 7:01Speaker 2: wearing pants, Jonathan, what happened to Christian?
- 7:05Speaker 3: That man soiled himself? He soiled it, He soiled it. Yeah,
- 7:11Speaker 3: it's the hardest I've laughed at Survivor in a while, uh,
- 7:14Speaker 3: because I mean just seeing him walk away and the
- 7:17Speaker 3: realization that they're blurring his khakis. Not only that, the
- 7:21Speaker 3: fact he was wearing khakis, the worst possible pants you
- 7:24Speaker 3: could wear to crap yourself in. Don't ask me, but
- 7:27Speaker 3: he Yeah, he had to go and change his pants
- 7:30Speaker 3: and figure this out, like have.
- 7:32Speaker 1: Okay, censoring I think made it even worse. What are
- 7:36Speaker 1: they gonna do?
- 7:36Speaker 2: They have to I think they legally have to, right, Yeah, yeah,
- 7:41Speaker 2: CC won't let me be Yeah.
- 7:44Speaker 1: So here's the question.
- 7:45Speaker 3: I don't remember anybody else pooping the pants ever on.
- 7:49Speaker 2: Survivor, but he's seeing them many seasons. But I'm an
- 7:52Speaker 2: expert at the old era Chase, I don't know what
- 7:54Speaker 2: you're talking about. I just sor ill. Let's be honest,
- 8:01Speaker 2: We've all pooped our pants.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Everyone go around the circle, go around.
- 8:06Speaker 2: When was the last time you pooped your pants, even
- 8:08Speaker 2: just like a little bit like a little accident. All never, never, never, never,
- 8:14Speaker 2: you've never pooped your pants. Okay, no, you fucking psycho.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Look it happened, Jordan. When was the last time you
- 8:22Speaker 1: just a little bit.
- 8:23Speaker 3: I'm I'm gonna guess I remember specifically being really sick
- 8:27Speaker 3: one time.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Okay, this is not a safe space, and I.
- 8:30Speaker 3: Think this is this is I'm gonna say that I was.
- 8:35Speaker 3: I don't know I was married for sure. I think
- 8:37Speaker 3: I had diarrhea within the last five years for me. Yeah,
- 8:40Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying. He's like, it's definitely like I
- 8:42Speaker 3: think that's what happened. Food poisoning. I remember it. Dude.
- 8:46Speaker 1: If I go out on Survivor, I will poop my
- 8:48Speaker 1: pants day you and me. But I can, honestly I can.
- 8:51Speaker 1: I can guarantee it.
- 8:52Speaker 4: Chase.
- 8:52Speaker 3: But when are you planning to poop your pants?
- 8:55Speaker 6: It's gonna happen. If it's never happened, it's its bound
- 8:58Speaker 6: to happen. Yeah, when we're in Miami maybe, and I'll
- 9:01Speaker 6: be there waiting.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Dude. I can't wait for the day. I can't wait.
- 9:05Speaker 2: I can't wait for the day in like fourteen years
- 9:09Speaker 2: where I get a call from Chase. Dude, it happened.
- 9:12Speaker 3: Uh No, Chase, you have to promise us that if
- 9:15Speaker 3: you ever poop your pants, you do have to tell
- 9:17Speaker 3: us so we know if it's not gonna happen, then
- 9:20Speaker 3: you shouldn't have a problem promising to us.
- 9:22Speaker 4: I'll make that promise.
- 9:23Speaker 2: I think that this happens more often than you're comfortable
- 9:28Speaker 2: with or that you're I I want to normalize this,
- 9:33Speaker 2: normalize accidentally pooping your pants because the shame that was
- 9:38Speaker 2: a shame at.
- 9:39Speaker 1: It shame shame. I mean, it was a shame.
- 9:42Speaker 4: I'm not gonna stand for it.
- 9:43Speaker 2: If I have to be the one on the forefront
- 9:45Speaker 2: of the Hey, sometimes shit happens. Sometimes you accidentally let
- 9:51Speaker 2: a little poop come out, then then.
- 9:53Speaker 1: I'll be that guy.
- 9:55Speaker 4: Christians should not be shamed for this.
- 9:57Speaker 1: I agree.
- 9:57Speaker 6: I think Chase is being very hateful, and I mean, really,
- 10:01Speaker 6: it's nothing to get upset over.
- 10:02Speaker 8: I still know how Chase, if you ask me, is
- 10:07Speaker 8: a big oh yeah.
- 10:09Speaker 1: I don't think anybody is arguing that he's a po Chase.
- 10:13Speaker 6: When you're old and this is something that happens to
- 10:15Speaker 6: you regularly, how are you going to feel.
- 10:19Speaker 1: I've I've made it very clear how I feel that
- 10:21Speaker 1: you're just not gonna get old. It's not that big deal.
- 10:24Speaker 1: You know, last time I had a little accident, so
- 10:31Speaker 1: this is crazy. So it was in the office.
- 10:35Speaker 2: There's a couple off in your chair chase, and it
- 10:41Speaker 2: was just like a little bit like I thought it
- 10:43Speaker 2: was just I thought it was just a toute a
- 10:45Speaker 2: little bit extra comes out not to okay, So I
- 10:49Speaker 2: have you know, I had still had stuff I had
- 10:52Speaker 2: to do that day, right, So I go into we
- 10:55Speaker 2: have so we we have some props, right.
- 10:56Speaker 1: I changed into.
- 10:59Speaker 2: Well, you know a Mounte in Canada, I had a
- 11:02Speaker 2: Mounte costumes. I had changed into the Mounting pants and
- 11:05Speaker 2: I threw just go home because I still have some
- 11:08Speaker 2: stuff to do. Okay, So I changed into the Mounting pants.
- 11:12Speaker 1: And a MOUNTI always gets his man.
- 11:15Speaker 8: So in the live chat last night, I said when
- 11:18Speaker 8: this happened in the episode, I said, I can't wait
- 11:20Speaker 8: to record tomorrow.
- 11:21Speaker 1: And Jonathan take this too far? It's brand who's taken.
- 11:25Speaker 2: I want to normalize. I want to normalize.
- 11:28Speaker 1: You will be saying it's good.
- 11:29Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, as Americans, we put a lot
- 11:33Speaker 2: of stuff in our bodies. It shouldn't be there.
- 11:37Speaker 1: That shouldn't be there spepically like dairy and stuff and
- 11:40Speaker 1: McDonald's one sneaks up on you.
- 11:43Speaker 3: One time when I was a teenager, Oh god, I
- 11:46Speaker 3: do want to tell you all this story. One time
- 11:48Speaker 3: when I was a teenager, my brothers and I and
- 11:50Speaker 3: we decided we were going to go to a skate
- 11:52Speaker 3: park that was out of town. My dad was gonna
- 11:54Speaker 3: take us, and we stop and we get I think
- 11:57Speaker 3: we got hearties on the way there, and I got
- 12:02Speaker 3: I was like, man, I've got to I got a
- 12:04Speaker 3: toot and we were almost at the park and I
- 12:08Speaker 3: tooted it and I did not toot it.
- 12:11Speaker 1: You know, I messed my pants up.
- 12:14Speaker 3: The advantage was that it only got to the undies, right.
- 12:17Speaker 3: So at that point we get to the skate park,
- 12:19Speaker 3: my brothers are like, man, Jonathan, really stank up.
- 12:22Speaker 1: This more like a sharp park.
- 12:23Speaker 3: Yeah. And so then I go and I go to
- 12:26Speaker 3: the bathroom of skate park and I take the underwear off,
- 12:31Speaker 3: and I don't want to put it in the trash can,
- 12:33Speaker 3: so I crack a window that's above the bathroom stall
- 12:36Speaker 3: and I throw it in the alley out back, and
- 12:39Speaker 3: then I just went command.
- 12:40Speaker 5: Of the rest of it.
- 12:41Speaker 1: So is that too far? Is raw dogging it?
- 12:44Speaker 2: While?
- 12:46Speaker 1: While skating.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Look, you do what you have to.
- 12:49Speaker 2: All I'm saying is that I didn't appreciate this at it.
- 12:54Speaker 1: Okay, that was all we say. Very confused.
- 12:57Speaker 8: I didn't realize that this was a fucking epidemic all
- 13:00Speaker 8: around me, because this is insane.
- 13:02Speaker 1: I think the real epidemic is that you haven't you know.
- 13:05Speaker 1: I guess yeah, just because it's the one on three here,
- 13:08Speaker 1: there's not that I'm in the wrong.
- 13:10Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.
- 13:12Speaker 2: I felt like Christian did a great job. He did
- 13:14Speaker 2: as good as he could have done. But they start
- 13:16Speaker 2: adding like going behind me, Simon, I've done twenty minutes
- 13:21Speaker 2: on this.
- 13:21Speaker 1: The whole twenty minutes hasn't been about this. We've done it.
- 13:25Speaker 2: I just want everybody to know that p D edited
- 13:27Speaker 2: it down and then we did twenty minutes on this.
- 13:31Speaker 9: Chase, It's nothing to get upset about it.
- 13:34Speaker 1: I am getting upset, Yeah you are.
- 13:35Speaker 3: I'm watching I was watching Chase's Demeter go from checked
- 13:39Speaker 3: in to completely checked out until.
- 13:41Speaker 2: Like, why are we still talking about I'm gonna have
- 13:44Speaker 2: to do another smelling song?
- 13:45Speaker 1: Now we can we can move on. I it was
- 13:47Speaker 1: important for me.
- 13:47Speaker 3: To just say, like, yeah, I'm proud of Hey for
- 13:50Speaker 3: speaking on this, Bro.
- 13:51Speaker 1: I don't know if any other podcast is going to
- 13:53Speaker 1: do it. I don't know.
- 13:54Speaker 2: I have something else going to be I don't actually, yeah,
- 13:56Speaker 2: that's all I'm saying. I just wanted to well, I
- 13:59Speaker 2: think it's important to be open and honest about like that.
- 14:01Speaker 2: This stuff happens.
- 14:03Speaker 6: If Chase checked out, he's got a check back in
- 14:06Speaker 6: because it's everybody's part of the episode.
- 14:12Speaker 9: PD PD, it's Angelina Achille, you suck at drafting players?
- 14:18Speaker 5: Oh?
- 14:19Speaker 2: What was that?
- 14:20Speaker 1: Way? Hold on? What was that again? Yeah?
- 14:25Speaker 2: I guess p D, p D.
- 14:31Speaker 1: It's Angelina Achille, you suck at drafting players?
- 14:34Speaker 2: Whoa is this Angelina from season fifty sent in a
- 14:40Speaker 2: voicement Justice say the PT sucks at drafting players?
- 14:44Speaker 1: Is this real?
- 14:44Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 14:44Speaker 1: It's real.
- 14:46Speaker 2: I couldn't form a sentence for a second after. Yeah,
- 14:50Speaker 2: I'll send you the whole three minute video that she made.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Shit you she did?
- 14:53Speaker 6: What?
- 14:54Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know if I'm gonna be able to
- 14:56Speaker 1: continue the what's happening?
- 15:00Speaker 6: I I'm flussy. I don't know how to continue. That's
- 15:06Speaker 6: really Angelina saying.
- 15:08Speaker 8: Really here, I'll show you the video. She did a
- 15:11Speaker 8: three minute long video for what reason? Because I paid
- 15:14Speaker 8: her to It's oh my god, because yeah, I'll send.
- 15:25Speaker 2: You the full three minute videos, but I just want
- 15:28Speaker 2: to tell posted on the Patreon.
- 15:30Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I will, I will, I will.
- 15:32Speaker 8: I just wanted the sound drop of her saying, PD,
- 15:35Speaker 8: you suck a drafting PD is always the one getting
- 15:41Speaker 8: fun little things for the show to bully me and Jonathan.
- 15:44Speaker 1: So I figured me and Jonathan can fight back. Yeah, PD,
- 15:49Speaker 1: P D. It's Angelina Achille, you suck at drafting players.
- 15:53Speaker 1: We're fighting back. Can you just play her saying? Can
- 15:57Speaker 1: you just play her saying my name over and over? Backfire?
- 16:01Speaker 5: Because I don't.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Yeah, he's enjoyed it too much. I'm not. I never
- 16:05Speaker 1: said that he likes it too much. Chase, we got
- 16:08Speaker 1: to delete it. I would have paid to be insulted
- 16:11Speaker 1: by Angelina. Somebody else did it for me.
- 16:13Speaker 2: This is I try to get someone on your team,
- 16:16Speaker 2: but that legitimate is one of the cheaper off that
- 16:21Speaker 2: actually got my heart up. I can't wait for next week.
- 16:23Speaker 2: Were Christiansen's in a voicemail being like Brandon, you should
- 16:25Speaker 2: get that checked out, Like.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Do you have a problem.
- 16:30Speaker 2: My ability to host the show is going to be
- 16:33Speaker 2: hindered by Angelina saying my name playing in my head
- 16:35Speaker 2: over and over.
- 16:36Speaker 1: You got another smell and salt I might need one.
- 16:39Speaker 1: I didn't bring one though, Salt him up though, insult
- 16:42Speaker 1: him up? Can playing that one more time? I'm not
- 16:44Speaker 1: gonna was gonna go anyway. Favorite part of the episode.
- 16:51Speaker 2: We got to challenge very quickly, which is always a
- 16:54Speaker 2: good sign because that means that we're gonna get too challenges.
- 16:56Speaker 2: You get it, bro, you get it.
- 16:59Speaker 6: Uh.
- 16:59Speaker 2: We get the reward challenge and everyone gets a look
- 17:03Speaker 2: at the new Sela tribe. Jenna's gone, Nobody gives a fuck,
- 17:07Speaker 2: but when they see that Kyle's gone, oh yeah, that
- 17:10Speaker 2: causes a big commotion.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Camilla is crying, which is very interesting.
- 17:15Speaker 3: Because she said she didn't even know she wanted him
- 17:18Speaker 3: there exactly.
- 17:19Speaker 8: She said she didn't even know she wanted to there.
- 17:20Speaker 8: But I guess it's different when than an injury. What
- 17:23Speaker 8: Camilla said was like he got to do one challenge.
- 17:27Speaker 8: It's different than if it had been later on.
- 17:29Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'll just say this, I'm happy that everybody
- 17:33Speaker 2: that's still playing Survivor gave this moment the time and
- 17:37Speaker 2: the respect that it deserves. Yeah, yeah, I agree, So
- 17:43Speaker 2: what else happened? So then Jeff goes, hey, Ozzie, what
- 17:46Speaker 2: do you think? And then Ozzie brings up his back again.
- 17:50Speaker 2: You want to know why we don't have more old
- 17:51Speaker 2: era players this season is because.
- 17:53Speaker 4: They're old, dude.
- 17:55Speaker 1: We've got people with bad backs.
- 17:57Speaker 2: People are cramping up in the ocean, Christian Stuf given out,
- 18:00Speaker 2: Achilly's tendons are snapping. If we don't get some goddamn
- 18:03Speaker 2: twenty year olds on this show soon, we're not gonna
- 18:06Speaker 2: have anyone to bring back for season sixty.
- 18:09Speaker 5: Rue.
- 18:10Speaker 2: But Ozzi gives his thoughts and this causes Coach to go,
- 18:13Speaker 2: you know what, enough about Kyle, I have something I
- 18:17Speaker 2: want to talk about.
- 18:19Speaker 1: I want to talk about me. Yes, hey, hey, can
- 18:21Speaker 1: I push back on that?
- 18:23Speaker 8: So Coach brings up the situation from last episode between
- 18:26Speaker 8: him and Ozzy.
- 18:27Speaker 2: And what is very interesting about this is Q seems
- 18:30Speaker 2: to agree with Ozzy in this argument. So I think
- 18:34Speaker 2: that that tells us everything we need to know. If
- 18:36Speaker 2: Q and Ozzy are on the same side, how could
- 18:38Speaker 2: they be wrong? They're the two greatest players of all time. Yeah,
- 18:43Speaker 2: I I don't think most people will would have a
- 18:48Speaker 2: problem with what Coach did and the confines of the game.
- 18:53Speaker 1: If he didn't follow it up with honor and integrity. Yeah,
- 18:57Speaker 1: but not even that.
- 18:59Speaker 4: It's the hey, all's fair in love.
- 19:01Speaker 2: And war if you want, if you want to steal it. Yeah, yeah,
- 19:04Speaker 2: you know what, like we all I thought we all agreed.
- 19:06Speaker 2: Clearly you didn't. But then to be like honorboy, Like
- 19:10Speaker 2: if he would have said, yeah, I'm trying to win
- 19:13Speaker 2: this game, and I'm trying to win it for my
- 19:15Speaker 2: tribe right I'm playing a whole one hundred, I have
- 19:17Speaker 2: a different point.
- 19:18Speaker 6: It's the moment that he decided to do this. It's like, hey,
- 19:22Speaker 6: we're all very sad about Kyle.
- 19:24Speaker 1: We all love Kyle.
- 19:25Speaker 6: It's such a shame that he got removed from the game.
- 19:27Speaker 6: Camilla is crying. People are emotional. Ozzie was emotional about it,
- 19:30Speaker 6: and Coach is like, hey, so about yesterday, Ozzie, You're
- 19:35Speaker 6: an idiot.
- 19:37Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:38Speaker 2: I would have loved to cut away to a confessional
- 19:40Speaker 2: Camilla just being like, what the heck?
- 19:45Speaker 6: Sorry, my mind blink for a second. My mind was
- 19:48Speaker 6: blank for two minutes after you played the Angelina things. Okay,
- 19:52Speaker 6: back to back to the challenge, really I cannot.
- 19:55Speaker 1: I've never experienced it like people themselves, everything I thought,
- 20:03Speaker 1: I knew. This has been a day for me.
- 20:05Speaker 6: I've been trying to get Chase to do drugs for years,
- 20:07Speaker 6: finally for this challenge.
- 20:09Speaker 8: For this challenge, one at a time, they have to
- 20:11Speaker 8: leap off of a platform, smash a tile which releases
- 20:14Speaker 8: a key classic survivor moment. You have to make it
- 20:16Speaker 8: across some balance beams and swim to the finish. Once
- 20:20Speaker 8: you have the keys, another player will dive down and
- 20:22Speaker 8: release some rings. It is a race to land three
- 20:25Speaker 8: rings on three targets. The first two tribes get a
- 20:28Speaker 8: camp improvement kit.
- 20:32Speaker 1: This challenge we.
- 20:33Speaker 2: Got to see why this cast was brought back for
- 20:35Speaker 2: fifty I mean, everyone looked awesome. Joe looks incredible, Mike
- 20:40Speaker 2: White's abs look incredible. At one point, Camille is just
- 20:43Speaker 2: going he's got as he's got. Camilla is so funny
- 20:47Speaker 2: sitting out of this chute. I want her on play,
- 20:50Speaker 2: I want her in color commentary for.
- 20:51Speaker 8: Every shallow yeah uh yeah, Mike White has that shout
- 20:55Speaker 8: out to t rt uh. Toby looks great, Ozzy is
- 20:59Speaker 8: incredible always. Ozzy flies across the balance beams and hits
- 21:02Speaker 8: a picture perfect dive. I mean, I was getting so hyped,
- 21:06Speaker 8: but we do see some weaknesses in this challenge. Stephanie
- 21:09Speaker 8: falls off the balance board at one point, Emily jumps
- 21:12Speaker 8: into the water in the wildest way I've ever seen.
- 21:17Speaker 1: And then what's that.
- 21:20Speaker 2: Bring, I'm getting a phone call from the belly flop patrol.
- 21:25Speaker 2: Aubrey jumps off the platform, totally misses the tile, slams
- 21:29Speaker 2: into the water hard.
- 21:31Speaker 8: Aubrey hits the water so hard she immediately wants to
- 21:34Speaker 8: go home. She doesn't say that, but for the rest
- 21:37Speaker 8: of this episode you can tell she does not want
- 21:38Speaker 8: to be there.
- 21:39Speaker 2: I disagree. We're gonna get into that later. Yeah, the
- 21:44Speaker 2: Giant gives us the most incredible dive I've ever seen
- 21:47Speaker 2: on Survivor.
- 21:48Speaker 8: And then it gets down to the ring toss. Devin's
- 21:51Speaker 8: crushes it, wins it for Sea Lub. Then it's c
- 21:53Speaker 8: versus Coach. We've been seeing so much between Q Coach
- 21:57Speaker 8: and Ozzy this season so far. Cus Coach snags the
- 22:01Speaker 8: wind just like how he snagged the key, and the
- 22:03Speaker 8: Dragon Slayer has been coming in clutch for his team
- 22:07Speaker 8: every episode so far this season.
- 22:09Speaker 2: All right back to upd in the studio. Wow, this
- 22:13Speaker 2: smelling salt is working. Wonders.
- 22:15Speaker 1: Also, I do want to talk about.
- 22:19Speaker 2: One of the things that I wish Survivor did more
- 22:21Speaker 2: of is taught like showing us to hey, I'll give
- 22:24Speaker 2: you guys a couple of minutes to strategizer to figure
- 22:26Speaker 2: out who's doing what right. I wish they showed that
- 22:28Speaker 2: more because I think it's worth noting that Suri went
- 22:32Speaker 2: from being a somebody who did something in the challenge
- 22:35Speaker 2: last week and clearly holding him back to just being
- 22:37Speaker 2: somebody who's in the water catching the rings.
- 22:39Speaker 1: Yes, and I think there's something to that.
- 22:40Speaker 2: I think I would like to know what went into
- 22:43Speaker 2: the strategy last week of Suri being like, let me
- 22:46Speaker 2: give it echo, especially if it's a challenge where you
- 22:49Speaker 2: can't tag out, which clearly it wasn't. You couldn't tag out,
- 22:54Speaker 2: or they would have done that to this week. Clearly
- 22:56Speaker 2: she's like, I'll just be in the water, like that's fine.
- 22:58Speaker 8: I would be already shocked if she had volunteered herself
- 23:02Speaker 8: for that role last week. I wonder if it was
- 23:03Speaker 8: the kind of thing where they were just like, it's
- 23:05Speaker 8: the first challenge, they're kind of panicking they're like, all right, now,
- 23:07Speaker 8: so you do that, and it was just kind of like, okay, yeah,
- 23:09Speaker 8: I'm a team player.
- 23:10Speaker 2: And then maybe this week she said, hey, guys, I'm
- 23:13Speaker 2: not very good at challenges. Let me be this person.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:16Speaker 2: I would have loved to have seen those conversations personally, Like,
- 23:19Speaker 2: I think that type of strategy, even with like challenges,
- 23:23Speaker 2: I don't think it enough credit for the strategy that
- 23:25Speaker 2: goes into the challenges because we don't typically see.
- 23:28Speaker 1: This very very interesting, yeah, very good point. So I
- 23:30Speaker 1: would have liked to see that. It was a great,
- 23:33Speaker 1: you know, good classic challenge. I loved it.
- 23:35Speaker 2: I I also like, I wish we got some sort
- 23:39Speaker 2: of confessional from Stephanie. Who listen, she fell off the
- 23:44Speaker 2: balance not.
- 23:45Speaker 1: That big of a deal.
- 23:46Speaker 2: That's not the same as like, guys, this this balance
- 23:51Speaker 2: beam is our word.
- 23:55Speaker 1: It's not the same as like Ozzie's back giving out,
- 23:59Speaker 1: you know, like this challenge his bag he can't hang with.
- 24:02Speaker 2: Like, it's not the same as that, but they're Like
- 24:04Speaker 2: one of Stephanie's big selling points throughout her Survivor career
- 24:08Speaker 2: is that she's a Challengeece.
- 24:10Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, thank you so much. Jason, You're very welcome.
- 24:17Speaker 1: He was supposed to be bad for pet don't say,
- 24:20Speaker 1: but I can't.
- 24:21Speaker 2: Help but get excited man drafting place.
- 24:26Speaker 1: I've never been more honored to be assaulted.
- 24:29Speaker 6: Before we went to break after the challenge, Coach said,
- 24:32Speaker 6: yesterday's adversary is tomorrow's enemy.
- 24:34Speaker 1: Today's enemy is tomorrow's we're talking about.
- 24:40Speaker 2: I think he was meaning this, like ally clear, He's
- 24:44Speaker 2: basically said yesterday's enemies, today's enemy tomorrow.
- 24:51Speaker 6: Ozzy was my enemy yesterday and today and tomorrow now forever.
- 24:56Speaker 1: Yeah. But then back from the break.
- 24:58Speaker 2: But that's the thing about co She says everything so confident,
- 25:03Speaker 2: like oh yeah, and then you take a second and.
- 25:06Speaker 1: You think about it and you're like, oh, he didn't.
- 25:09Speaker 1: Well that was a whole lot enough.
- 25:10Speaker 3: When when I heard that, I was like, adversary, Yeah,
- 25:13Speaker 3: I guess adversary is different from any Wait, no, it is.
- 25:16Speaker 1: That was like literally immediately I was like, oh, I
- 25:20Speaker 1: must have been using adversary.
- 25:22Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 25:24Speaker 1: Classic.
- 25:27Speaker 6: So we got a confessional from Aubrey about how she
- 25:30Speaker 6: feels like she's sitting in the middle of a bunch
- 25:32Speaker 6: of lunatics and that's because she is. She's on a
- 25:35Speaker 6: tribe with Angelina Rizzo and Q so most definitely.
- 25:40Speaker 3: Aubrey seems so checked out. Chase and I had this
- 25:45Speaker 3: discussion last night and brand was there too.
- 25:48Speaker 1: I just so, I think y'all have the wrong read
- 25:51Speaker 1: on Aubrey. Let's actually talk about this.
- 25:52Speaker 8: This is one of the things I really wanted to
- 25:54Speaker 8: talk to p D about because he obviously drafted Aubrey first.
- 25:57Speaker 8: Now when when when pe D drafted Aubrey first, and
- 26:00Speaker 8: he made it very clear he was like, I was
- 26:02Speaker 8: either going to draft Jenna or Aubrey, but most likely Aubrey.
- 26:05Speaker 8: I remember thinking at the time, that's strange to me,
- 26:10Speaker 8: but I was like Pete, he's very smart, he's very
- 26:11Speaker 8: good at drafting. I didn't think much of it, and
- 26:13Speaker 8: then I would started really thinking about her pre interview.
- 26:16Speaker 8: She was on my do not draft at all cost
- 26:18Speaker 8: list because of her pre interview. With that interview, I
- 26:23Speaker 8: hadn't watched her play. Then after the interview went and
- 26:25Speaker 8: I watched him so confused about because in that interview
- 26:29Speaker 8: it really made me feel like because they were like
- 26:31Speaker 8: Mike Bloom was like you always said you would never
- 26:34Speaker 8: come back, right, and she was like yeah, and I
- 26:36Speaker 8: was planning I originally said no or I was going
- 26:38Speaker 8: to say no, but then something was like yeah, I'm
- 26:40Speaker 8: gonna go. And then immediately in the edit we're getting
- 26:43Speaker 8: so far, she does not seem like she wants to
- 26:45Speaker 8: be It seems like she thinks she made a big
- 26:47Speaker 8: mistake by being big.
- 26:48Speaker 6: I think you're taking thirty seconds of the edit and
- 26:51Speaker 6: then saying that's the whole episode because things turn around.
- 26:54Speaker 6: And then and then in this scene she talks about
- 26:57Speaker 6: how you know in the past that she wasn't good
- 27:01Speaker 6: at managing her energy expenditure, and she's learned from her
- 27:05Speaker 6: game and is less likely to crash out now.
- 27:07Speaker 8: But even in the preview for next week, she seems
- 27:10Speaker 8: to be having a bad attitude about being out there
- 27:12Speaker 8: and I don't think I'm alone in.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Well, does it not concern you though?
- 27:14Speaker 3: Pity?
- 27:15Speaker 1: Like, so, I understand what you're saying.
- 27:17Speaker 2: I like, she clearly has looked at the way that
- 27:19Speaker 2: she played in the past and been like, well, I
- 27:21Speaker 2: have to make some changes. But the changes that she's
- 27:22Speaker 2: making is I'm going to go sit on the beach
- 27:24Speaker 2: by myself. Do you not think that that she's ostracizing
- 27:28Speaker 2: herself from the rest of the tribe.
- 27:29Speaker 8: Brand said last night, if there's a player who's going
- 27:32Speaker 8: to take the Mister Beast briefcase and leave the game
- 27:34Speaker 8: for money.
- 27:35Speaker 1: It's going to be her.
- 27:36Speaker 2: I think Aubrey's got that dog in her, even if
- 27:38Speaker 2: you don't see it A Pomeranian.
- 27:41Speaker 1: No, you gotta that was good?
- 27:46Speaker 5: What is it?
- 27:47Speaker 1: A doc said, Hey, what the dog.
- 27:52Speaker 2: That doesn't want to play survivor Dalmatian? I mean, pugs
- 27:56Speaker 2: are barely surviving at all.
- 28:00Speaker 6: I think Aubrey, she just might be a little fatigued
- 28:02Speaker 6: by being on a tribe full of lunatics, but she's
- 28:05Speaker 6: still here to play, and she's going to manage that,
- 28:07Speaker 6: and she's going to get far in the game. And
- 28:09Speaker 6: there's something later in the episode that is going to
- 28:11Speaker 6: help her do that.
- 28:12Speaker 1: I feel I agree that christ and we'll get to it.
- 28:18Speaker 2: But Christian is going to get the Billie Eilish Boomerang
- 28:21Speaker 2: idle and uh it is going to gift that to
- 28:26Speaker 2: Aubrey with the hope obviously of at some point we'll
- 28:32Speaker 2: reconnect and she will join our Nerd team.
- 28:35Speaker 1: And Nerd like well, well will rise to the top.
- 28:38Speaker 2: So like like if that happened, there is a path,
- 28:41Speaker 2: there's a path there absolutely is a path, but she
- 28:44Speaker 2: has to survive that long.
- 28:46Speaker 6: She has to put up with Angelina Q and Rizzo
- 28:49Speaker 6: for a little bit longer, but at the end of
- 28:52Speaker 6: this episode says she might not have to put up
- 28:54Speaker 6: with them all that much. Yeah, oh yeah, let's keep
- 28:58Speaker 6: talking about Aubrey because you know we had that the
- 29:01Speaker 6: strange green goblinesque interaction last week, the mother off of Hmm,
- 29:06Speaker 6: I don't know, maybe we could do big things. Yeah,
- 29:10Speaker 6: maybe we could work together, I think you and maybe
- 29:12Speaker 6: we could, but maybe not.
- 29:13Speaker 1: We could work together. I don't know.
- 29:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 29:18Speaker 6: So Genevieve is very suspicious of Aubrey because she's always
- 29:22Speaker 6: having her bag on her She's always leaving with her
- 29:25Speaker 6: bag and as the owner like.
- 29:28Speaker 2: She was, and now she is just like the sudden
- 29:31Speaker 2: nature because she wants to go home, and you know,
- 29:33Speaker 2: they had the she was like, maybe if I put
- 29:35Speaker 2: my backpack on some we'll come and pick me up.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Driving me crazy, Jonathan, but no, go ahead, as emotionally prepared.
- 29:50Speaker 9: Oh my god, Jonathan, You're so silly.
- 29:54Speaker 6: So Genevieve as the owner of a Billie Eilish boomerang idol,
- 29:59Speaker 6: that's why she's stress suspicious of Aubrey.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Duh, that's awesome.
- 30:07Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean great, great foresight from from gwin Avieve,
- 30:12Speaker 2: an incredible strat from her.
- 30:14Speaker 1: I it would be great if it happened twenty minutes later.
- 30:17Speaker 6: Yeah, so let's talk about how Genevieve shares her suspicion
- 30:21Speaker 6: with her tribe mates. And then Colby said, if someone
- 30:23Speaker 6: goes through your bag outside the game, that breaks every
- 30:26Speaker 6: rule of decency there is. But this is survivor, baby,
- 30:29Speaker 6: all bets are off. Yeah, so yeah, they're going through
- 30:31Speaker 6: that bag.
- 30:32Speaker 1: Q was on the look at all about that.
- 30:34Speaker 2: Dude, me too that I love q's confessionals pretty much
- 30:38Speaker 2: narrating the entire thing.
- 30:39Speaker 1: But someone was like, he should take Jeff's job.
- 30:42Speaker 3: Do I remember correctly that Q said his signal for
- 30:46Speaker 3: if she was coming back was let's go.
- 30:49Speaker 1: Yes. He also said Genevieve's an attorney. But alas they
- 30:56Speaker 1: found nothing. You know what a Turneys are known for
- 30:57Speaker 1: going through yeah, find finding stuff.
- 31:00Speaker 6: Yeah, He's like, Genevieve is gonna sniff that out. But
- 31:03Speaker 6: there was nothing to sniff out because they decided to
- 31:05Speaker 6: do this search a little early.
- 31:08Speaker 3: So funny if.
- 31:10Speaker 6: Only they had waited a bit then they actually will
- 31:12Speaker 6: have found it potentially. So now on Collo we got
- 31:16Speaker 6: Giant Jonathan. Oh, this is something that I just thought of.
- 31:20Speaker 6: What if we call him Jandre the Giant.
- 31:25Speaker 1: He's the eighth Wonder of the World.
- 31:26Speaker 2: Baby, Yeah, you do a sound drop of big shows,
- 31:39Speaker 2: Jonathan Janre.
- 31:41Speaker 6: Jonathan's catching fish with his number one friend on the island, coach. Yes,
- 31:46Speaker 6: brand what happened? Tell me tell me about how it
- 31:50Speaker 6: went for Coach trying to catch a fish.
- 31:52Speaker 1: If you can believe it, Coach.
- 31:56Speaker 2: Coach goes out there for all of two minutes and
- 31:58Speaker 2: the next thing you know, he's being like.
- 32:03Speaker 4: Where and Jonathan's like, Coach, where you are? And he's
- 32:14Speaker 4: He's like, hold on, buddy.
- 32:16Speaker 1: Uh He's like grab, he said, grab onto that boat.
- 32:18Speaker 2: And I'm like, wow, that really like just the mistike
- 32:23Speaker 2: of the show ruined because Coach decided he wanted to
- 32:26Speaker 2: go out.
- 32:27Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to be fisherman.
- 32:28Speaker 8: What Jandre the Giant says is he's like, hey, survivor,
- 32:31Speaker 8: make sure to have safety boats in the water at
- 32:32Speaker 8: all times when we're out there, just in case something
- 32:34Speaker 8: bad happens.
- 32:35Speaker 1: And so the coach gets pulled into the boat.
- 32:38Speaker 2: But but Coach keeps k fabe in his confession, one goes,
- 32:42Speaker 2: I would have died if it wasn't for John.
- 32:47Speaker 3: Hot Take.
- 32:48Speaker 1: You know, they don't.
- 32:49Speaker 3: They don't keep little mattresses and pads around for people
- 32:52Speaker 3: to sleep on. They don't keep nets for people to
- 32:55Speaker 3: fall in and not get hurt. I say, let him drown,
- 32:58Speaker 3: you know, take the boats out of the water.
- 33:01Speaker 2: Cold survivor yea, which implies there's a chance you won't.
- 33:05Speaker 8: Yeah, like that, Let's get the boats out of the water. Well,
- 33:09Speaker 8: someone we all know and love had something to say
- 33:12Speaker 8: about this. In fact, we got to do something about
- 33:14Speaker 8: this guy. Mitch from forty eight has been a problem.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Wait, Mitch has a take on Coach in the water. Mitch,
- 33:21Speaker 1: I'm on.
- 33:21Speaker 8: Threads now because I got rid of Twitter permanently. Yeah,
- 33:25Speaker 8: he's also met audible from everybody. But he said, but
- 33:30Speaker 8: I'm on threads now, and what I noticed last night
- 33:32Speaker 8: is Mitch was live threading the episode, and this is
- 33:38Speaker 8: what running from a dog this is Mitch had to
- 33:42Speaker 8: say about that. I thought they would let me drown
- 33:45Speaker 8: out there. Good to know that they could have potentially
- 33:47Speaker 8: saved me with that rescue boat. Hashtag survivor fifty oh oh.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Saying coach got special treatment and thought he was going
- 33:55Speaker 1: to die.
- 33:56Speaker 8: Then Mitch, this is this is the thing that Mitch
- 33:58Speaker 8: said that I was like, Okay, Mitch, when to do
- 34:00Speaker 8: something about this? Mitch goes, Hey, did y'all see Camilla
- 34:02Speaker 8: Stutter in tonight's episode? She was giving me a personal
- 34:05Speaker 8: shout out, love you, Camilla. I gotta do we gotta
- 34:10Speaker 8: do something about this guy.
- 34:11Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about the fact that at some point
- 34:13Speaker 2: this season, Jeff is gonna participate in the challenge and
- 34:16Speaker 2: Mitch's out there taking personal credit.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Y'all can thank forty eight for that?
- 34:21Speaker 4: Dude?
- 34:21Speaker 2: Why? Because he's under the oppression that Mitch I love you.
- 34:25Speaker 2: You're under the impression that season forty eight was the
- 34:28Speaker 2: first group of people ever to be like Jeff join us.
- 34:31Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like the guy who.
- 34:33Speaker 2: Comes home from summer camp and it's like me and
- 34:35Speaker 2: my counselor are best friends.
- 34:38Speaker 1: Yeah no, yeah, yeah, you're No one cares about you.
- 34:43Speaker 1: I never went to camp growing up.
- 34:45Speaker 6: Really yeah, really, well, Chase, I just want to thank
- 34:48Speaker 6: you because when I woke up today, I thought, what
- 34:51Speaker 6: does Mitch have to say? Potentially on threads? What about coach.
- 34:55Speaker 6: What do what Mitch has to say about this? That's
- 34:57Speaker 6: what I'm thinking, and stuff happens.
- 34:58Speaker 3: I like the segment threat with Mitch.
- 35:01Speaker 1: Yeah, if he keeps keeps up, we'll make that.
- 35:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:04Speaker 6: Yeah, Okaya is gonna have to be the one reporting that. Yeah,
- 35:08Speaker 6: none of us are going to be keeping up with
- 35:10Speaker 6: threads and Mitch on threads.
- 35:11Speaker 1: It's the new gold Derby. Treat it that way, Mitch Derby.
- 35:15Speaker 8: Someone last night said I should make Silverderby dot com
- 35:18Speaker 8: and then just upload my own survive taken to it
- 35:22Speaker 8: Derby Platinum herb club that sounds like a strip club
- 35:26Speaker 8: that takes place with like near an estrian center.
- 35:29Speaker 1: What is a horse estrian? A question? A questrian? Thank you?
- 35:33Speaker 4: Yeah, estrogen estrogen center.
- 35:37Speaker 1: She said.
- 35:38Speaker 3: I was like, what the heck is he talking about
- 35:40Speaker 3: a guy to colleges.
- 35:43Speaker 6: Let's uh, let's continue talking about coach. But actually we're
- 35:49Speaker 6: gonna talking that's that's for the idol, wrong context. Branded Sorry,
- 35:59Speaker 6: but there's another drop I want you to play. Because
- 36:03Speaker 6: there was somebody who is assistant coach, is an assistant coach,
- 36:07Speaker 6: there's an assistant coach. Technically it was somebody assisting the coach.
- 36:10Speaker 6: So yes, it was an assistant coach. Do you remember
- 36:12Speaker 6: who was doing this jo pertaining to this person? I
- 36:18Speaker 6: wasn't gonna spell it.
- 36:19Speaker 2: Out for him.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Sorry, I thought you were asking the whole I gotta
- 36:23Speaker 1: delete this and re upload.
- 36:25Speaker 5: Yeahs, Christy is massaging.
- 36:38Speaker 1: I was about to say that good, great contribution, Joran,
- 36:41Speaker 1: great minds. Thanks, I've been practicing.
- 36:44Speaker 9: Jonathan, great contribution.
- 36:47Speaker 6: Can you get her to do another one where he says, hey, Jorn,
- 36:49Speaker 6: great contribution. So Chrissy is massaging and d calls coach
- 36:55Speaker 6: old and dismantled. She said Chrissy's trying too hard to
- 37:00Speaker 6: mother this tribe. She said, Chrissie's not a bad person,
- 37:04Speaker 6: but she's too much. And then Charlie says he's a
- 37:07Speaker 6: sucker for a number one alliance with an older woman,
- 37:09Speaker 6: but you can't always play the same way, and he
- 37:12Speaker 6: notices the rest of the tribe is getting a bit
- 37:14Speaker 6: miffed by Chrissy, and the motion of the ocean is
- 37:18Speaker 6: taking him away from miss Chrissy. So it does not
- 37:21Speaker 6: look like a good omen for Brand's number one draft pick.
- 37:23Speaker 2: I don't under like it's you know, sometimes you know
- 37:28Speaker 2: there's people that'll be like hey, go and get this
- 37:30Speaker 2: thing and do this stuff and really like try to
- 37:34Speaker 2: get people to do stuff. She's like, she's like, let
- 37:37Speaker 2: me give you a massage. She's like, hey, does before
- 37:41Speaker 2: I jump in and do the fire? Does anybody else
- 37:44Speaker 2: want to do it?
- 37:44Speaker 1: Or would you like me to do it? Like she's
- 37:46Speaker 1: not out there demanding, but.
- 37:48Speaker 2: She's picking stuff out of Jandre the giants hair like
- 37:52Speaker 2: she's incredibly helpful.
- 37:54Speaker 4: It's not like she's bossing people around, like clean your brow.
- 37:58Speaker 4: She's like being the best, Oh.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Massages, God forbid, someone's taken care of.
- 38:05Speaker 3: I think that she's trying to give that persona probably
- 38:11Speaker 3: more than they're able to show, because I don't think
- 38:14Speaker 3: they'd all be saying, hey, she's really trying to mother us.
- 38:18Speaker 1: You know, we got to see that moment where she
- 38:20Speaker 1: was like, Okay, who wants to do the fire? You
- 38:21Speaker 1: want to the fire? I can do the fire.
- 38:22Speaker 2: Who somebody's to do the fire? And I don't think
- 38:24Speaker 2: that that is I don't think that's a problem.
- 38:27Speaker 8: I think that's someone who very clearly was like, I
- 38:28Speaker 8: don't want to make it sound like I'm demanding, so
- 38:30Speaker 8: I'm like I could do it.
- 38:31Speaker 1: I just need to know the plan. Yeah, but we're
- 38:33Speaker 1: not living with them. We don't know if too much.
- 38:38Speaker 2: This is the problem that arises when you have three
- 38:41Speaker 2: tribes where we don't get to see Christy doing the
- 38:45Speaker 2: stuff that she's accused of, which bothers me is somebody
- 38:49Speaker 2: who drafted Chrissy as my first round pick, who drafted
- 38:55Speaker 2: I made a great decision. We stand by it in
- 38:59Speaker 2: a better place to I aim, because at least your
- 39:01Speaker 2: number one has an idol, and she's been shown frequently
- 39:05Speaker 2: that well, here's here's Chrissy's tribe has been shown the least.
- 39:10Speaker 1: It's not Christie's fault.
- 39:12Speaker 3: I want to say that I think Charlie is making
- 39:16Speaker 3: the right decision because I agree with you say well,
- 39:19Speaker 3: and and also I'm like, hey, this dude last time
- 39:22Speaker 3: sided with someone who was an older woman and motherly.
- 39:27Speaker 1: And now she wants to kill him. Well, basically, she
- 39:31Speaker 1: betrayed him, took that win from him.
- 39:34Speaker 3: So I just think that Charlie's making the right decision,
- 39:37Speaker 3: not doing what feels comfortable, because it did backfire last time.
- 39:41Speaker 6: Speaking of backfiring, you know, it's hilarious somebody coming after
- 39:45Speaker 6: me for picking Aubrey when their first round pick was
- 39:47Speaker 6: the first boot.
- 39:48Speaker 1: Yeah, oop, I never claim to be. Hey, just because
- 39:51Speaker 1: I suck doesn't mean you don't hate. And I think
- 39:54Speaker 1: you suck at reading the edit because Aubrey's a baller.
- 39:57Speaker 8: Speaking of backfiring, you think you're giving a little You're
- 40:01Speaker 8: I'm not alone.
- 40:02Speaker 2: I might be going to bat for my first round
- 40:04Speaker 2: pick a little bit like you were just now one hundred.
- 40:09Speaker 1: Aubrey's going home, where's for harbor me? And is gonna
- 40:15Speaker 1: show all of you? I'm glad that quick going back
- 40:20Speaker 1: to the edge of exting.
- 40:25Speaker 6: No, she's not getting dog walks, she's doing the nice
- 40:31Speaker 6: you're not even talking about Jonathan.
- 40:35Speaker 1: Giant. Oh boy, Okay, they forget Tiffany's in this season.
- 40:40Speaker 6: Yeah, I have to bring that up brand because you
- 40:42Speaker 6: said Chrissy is kind of under edited. We haven't seen
- 40:44Speaker 6: anything of Tiffany.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I maybe win to under the radar. I've got
- 40:50Speaker 1: doing how many times?
- 40:51Speaker 2: Not going home anytime soon. I'm excited for the shake
- 40:55Speaker 2: up next week because I might actually.
- 40:57Speaker 6: Say maybe she has a gin viv in season forty
- 41:01Speaker 6: seven kind of arc coming, yeah.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Or Rachel Genevieve or Rachel.
- 41:07Speaker 2: Rachel wasn't a lot of Rachel got two confessionals in
- 41:10Speaker 2: the first two episodes of that season, and she's one
- 41:13Speaker 2: of the best winners of the New Era, if not.
- 41:15Speaker 1: The best one.
- 41:15Speaker 2: I think I got the winner on my team, Guys,
- 41:17Speaker 2: I think it's Genevieve. I actually think you might have
- 41:21Speaker 2: the winner on your team, but I don't think it's Genevieve.
- 41:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I have a lot of it.
- 41:25Speaker 6: Well, let's go to somebody who is a winner but
- 41:28Speaker 6: will not be winning this time. This is the Sela
- 41:30Speaker 6: Tribe where we got Savannah talking about how she hasn't
- 41:33Speaker 6: told anybody about her block a vote because she doesn't
- 41:35Speaker 6: trust anyone and hasn't found her people yet.
- 41:37Speaker 1: That might be a bit concerning for her game.
- 41:40Speaker 6: And then she's talking to the other reporter, Rick Devons,
- 41:43Speaker 6: and then Ozzie walks up and says, Hey, anybody but
- 41:45Speaker 6: me or Joe.
- 41:46Speaker 1: Kind of a Sandra situation there, and.
- 41:48Speaker 6: Then Ozzy poses maybe the three of them could be
- 41:50Speaker 6: in an alliance, but Devin's already has his core of
- 41:54Speaker 6: Emily and Christian and he might want to vote Ozzy,
- 41:57Speaker 6: but he also might want Joe out of the game.
- 41:59Speaker 6: Because Devin says something we all agree with which is
- 42:02Speaker 6: honor and integrity.
- 42:03Speaker 1: Isn't that fun?
- 42:04Speaker 2: No? No, And Joe, I mean we get to see
- 42:07Speaker 2: him play in this episode that same style of gameplay
- 42:11Speaker 2: that ruined season forty eight.
- 42:13Speaker 6: Because right after this we got the scene where Devin's
- 42:15Speaker 6: whispers something to Savannah Joe notices.
- 42:19Speaker 1: Joe does not like this.
- 42:20Speaker 2: Joe confronts Savannah whispered something to him. Yeah, yeah, like
- 42:24Speaker 2: really put him in a tough spot.
- 42:25Speaker 3: And he was, what did you say? What did you say?
- 42:29Speaker 1: What were you saying to each other?
- 42:32Speaker 6: So Devon's, after being confronted at the water wells even
- 42:35Speaker 6: more annoyed than he was in the first place.
- 42:36Speaker 1: Dude, but don't believe him.
- 42:38Speaker 2: Devon's drop the myth of this so hard a bit, yeah,
- 42:42Speaker 2: like what what are you in Savana talking about what
- 42:49Speaker 2: she said?
- 42:49Speaker 1: Dude? Do you want to talk strategy or you gonna.
- 42:52Speaker 3: Do with Joe?
- 42:54Speaker 7: You know?
- 42:55Speaker 2: And then literally at one point he goes, this is crazy.
- 42:58Speaker 1: Though, crazy that's what you say when you're lying, and
- 43:04Speaker 1: it's the most obvious thing. It's crazy. The other thing
- 43:06Speaker 1: you say when you're lying is Billy Hilish. She's my favorite.
- 43:10Speaker 2: He would have been really playing, was like do you
- 43:12Speaker 2: have a Christians On the other, Christian said, we have
- 43:16Speaker 2: to manage Joe. We need a rotation or a jotation.
- 43:20Speaker 2: Jotation that's what they were calling Jonathan.
- 43:23Speaker 3: Really, jotation almost looks like Jonathan when you look at
- 43:27Speaker 3: it as a type word.
- 43:30Speaker 1: Joe to Tron. Christian says, you can't play with him,
- 43:34Speaker 1: you have to play around Joe, and.
- 43:36Speaker 8: That was dead on accent. I really thought Joe was
- 43:38Speaker 8: going home this episode, and I thought.
- 43:40Speaker 1: He was comming on that, and you said that one
- 43:41Speaker 1: out like let me let me go search threads real quick.
- 43:46Speaker 8: But I want to bring up about Joe is he
- 43:49Speaker 8: is officially cast in the new Tyler Perry Fireman.
- 43:53Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe was.
- 43:54Speaker 8: Going to go home and then go jump right in
- 43:56Speaker 8: the big bosom of Tyler Perry and he's going to
- 43:59Speaker 8: be nice and safe.
- 44:00Speaker 1: He doesn't has media goes to Fiji. While Christian is
- 44:04Speaker 1: talking about Joe.
- 44:07Speaker 6: He stumbles upon the Billie Eilish boomerang idol and he
- 44:11Speaker 6: starts hyperventilating.
- 44:13Speaker 2: Christian is so funny in this episode, Like I I
- 44:17Speaker 2: don't remember him being this like aloof like while he's
- 44:22Speaker 2: just like walking around, he's just kind of like he's
- 44:25Speaker 2: got like a Jack Sparrow walk to him.
- 44:27Speaker 1: I was just walking by him, kind of doing a
- 44:28Speaker 1: monologue about Joe. Yeah, like what is this? And then
- 44:32Speaker 1: like pulls out. It's so funny.
- 44:33Speaker 3: I realized he reminds me of of someone I actually
- 44:37Speaker 3: know who is named Jack, but not who I named
- 44:40Speaker 3: my cat after. But it's funny that he said he
- 44:43Speaker 3: reminds you of Yeah, but not my friend.
- 44:47Speaker 1: But it's funny. Is Yeah, what's Mitch saying? Miss is
- 44:50Speaker 1: common about Joe is better than I could have ever hoped.
- 44:52Speaker 8: Actually, really, Joe being frustrated and confused that Rick lied
- 44:57Speaker 8: to him straight to his face is totally understandable. Actually
- 45:00Speaker 8: he misspelled understandable, So it's understand Bail. Why are we
- 45:04Speaker 8: acting like Joe's reaction was unacceptable in Survivor? Yeah, he
- 45:08Speaker 8: could have handled it differently, but I think Rick could
- 45:10Speaker 8: have as well.
- 45:11Speaker 1: I'm t Devons. Go to Tyler Perry's bosom, Joe. We
- 45:15Speaker 1: don't need you on Survivor.
- 45:17Speaker 3: We're gonna find out Mitch is in the next Tyler
- 45:19Speaker 3: Perry movie.
- 45:19Speaker 2: Yeah, Chase, why don't you slander him again? I will
- 45:22Speaker 2: play the boomerang thing. Oh, okay, you mean this one.
- 45:25Speaker 1: Yeah, duh, d like work on that timing, Chase, Not
- 45:35Speaker 1: you were early, not quite my rushing. I wouldn't be
- 45:38Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been heard. You're dragging.
- 45:40Speaker 2: Do it again, Come on, Chase, try to get it,
- 45:43Speaker 2: try to get it right. Duh, Try one more time? Yeah,
- 45:56Speaker 2: belly swinging a miss there for me?
- 45:58Speaker 1: Yeah uh.
- 46:07Speaker 6: This is the second time after receiving this idol. It's
- 46:10Speaker 6: the second time that Christian looks shocked in the episode,
- 46:12Speaker 6: this time for a much more positive reason. And Christian
- 46:16Speaker 6: decided to give his idol to my number one draft
- 46:19Speaker 6: pick Aubrey.
- 46:20Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 46:21Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna give it to Ozzie and
- 46:22Speaker 1: Ozzie was going to have both would have loved it.
- 46:25Speaker 1: Would have been so funny since he's my favorite player
- 46:27Speaker 1: of all time. This is a really This is a
- 46:30Speaker 1: really smart play because it works both ways.
- 46:33Speaker 2: It works as like him being like I could see her,
- 46:36Speaker 2: I could see going home, I get it back great.
- 46:38Speaker 1: If not, I could see myself working with Aubrey, which
- 46:41Speaker 1: is numbers. It's a perfect play for He's so smart.
- 46:45Speaker 3: I know people keep saying that online too, but Christian
- 46:49Speaker 3: is so smart that it is like a masterclass watching
- 46:53Speaker 3: him navigate these things.
- 46:54Speaker 1: It's a parallax.
- 46:55Speaker 8: He's probably the best UH strategic player and survivor.
- 47:00Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy, Like I just feel like every time
- 47:02Speaker 3: you're looking at him, he is giving what he's giving
- 47:06Speaker 3: off one persona while being so calculated that it's hard
- 47:11Speaker 3: to comprehend.
- 47:13Speaker 1: And then Aubrey, who doesn't want to be there and
- 47:15Speaker 1: hates Survivor, and what does she do in the game.
- 47:17Speaker 1: I'm glad you're terrible draft pick.
- 47:20Speaker 6: Aubrey cries tears of joy, and she takes it as
- 47:22Speaker 6: a sign that things are turning around.
- 47:24Speaker 1: I think she was crying because she realized she couldn't
- 47:26Speaker 1: go home.
- 47:30Speaker 3: She's like, no, if I play this at the wrong time,
- 47:34Speaker 3: it means I have to stay.
- 47:36Speaker 1: God, hey, Jonathan, I hate you. Let's make that a
- 47:40Speaker 1: drop jacking it for fifty What was I gonna say?
- 47:47Speaker 6: Yeah, Christian says, god speed Aubrey, Brocco, safe travels, God
- 47:51Speaker 6: speed Spider Man. He Christian, he just seems like you
- 47:54Speaker 6: plucked him out of a movie.
- 47:56Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, dude, I was saying that last time the
- 48:00Speaker 2: Freshman Tribal, but I was the most concerned that he
- 48:03Speaker 2: wouldn't live up to his hype. Because he's so good
- 48:05Speaker 2: in David's Goliath. But part of it that is the
- 48:07Speaker 2: journey that he went through and went on and all
- 48:09Speaker 2: that stuff. We got to watch it for the first time.
- 48:11Speaker 6: He's been perfect anytime, Like anytime I've heard him on
- 48:15Speaker 6: our hap or when he did the interview with Mike Bloom.
- 48:18Speaker 1: It's just he is perfect all the time. That's just
- 48:20Speaker 1: who he's crazy. Not only that, but he's a secret daddy. Yeah,
- 48:24Speaker 1: and what's daddy daddy?
- 48:27Speaker 2: What's like Devon's is also it's so great that they're
- 48:30Speaker 2: on the the same triad's so good.
- 48:35Speaker 1: Knows this would be me if I played Survivor.
- 48:39Speaker 2: Not like I'm not I'm not as smart as he is,
- 48:41Speaker 2: but like whenever when I played poker, I'm like, well
- 48:44Speaker 2: not very often because like three rounds in or three
- 48:48Speaker 2: hands and I'm like, I'll go on.
- 48:52Speaker 4: Devon's is so bored.
- 48:54Speaker 1: And I love it. A show man. He has won
- 48:56Speaker 1: me over that I don't like him.
- 48:58Speaker 2: That's why he hates playing with joke is Joe's content
- 49:02Speaker 2: just sitting down all day and doing nothing because it's
- 49:04Speaker 2: the honor and degree, like he doesn't have to scheme,
- 49:08Speaker 2: and he's like I can't do that, which I love.
- 49:10Speaker 2: Do you think we're gonna see Joe break and actually
- 49:12Speaker 2: become like a super cutthroat, awesome player.
- 49:14Speaker 6: I hope he punches somebody that would be sick. I
- 49:16Speaker 6: hope he shakes somebody up.
- 49:19Speaker 1: Now you're slandering him.
- 49:20Speaker 2: I'm just quoting an article that you brought up. Hey man,
- 49:24Speaker 2: it's nothing get upset about.
- 49:26Speaker 9: But Chase, it's nothing to get upset about.
- 49:29Speaker 6: Yes, that's correct. Undisclosed woman, pet pet is that the
- 49:39Speaker 6: same woman? Did she do the voices for everything?
- 49:43Speaker 1: Jonathan? Did you hire Angelina to do her sounddrop?
- 49:48Speaker 9: I have to go Chase, it's nothing to get upset about, Peta.
- 49:53Speaker 1: No, I would say Angela's voice a little rasp.
- 49:55Speaker 6: We did have the theory that it was Aubrey doing
- 49:57Speaker 6: the Jonathan soundrops, which would be weird that you're so
- 50:00Speaker 6: ty Aubrey.
- 50:01Speaker 3: See once again, I feel like I have to go
- 50:03Speaker 3: on the record and say, I don't know where this
- 50:05Speaker 3: woman came from.
- 50:07Speaker 1: Who's care?
- 50:11Speaker 2: Jordan doesn't care where you're from or what he will
- 50:14Speaker 2: hire you to do. Really weird voice, but bred after it,
- 50:18Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
- 50:18Speaker 6: After you left the episode, I don't know if you
- 50:21Speaker 6: listened through the bit that you weren't on. But Jonathan said,
- 50:23Speaker 6: me thinks me and this woman could be fred Me
- 50:27Speaker 6: thinks we can get along. Me and this woman thinks we.
- 50:31Speaker 1: Could be friends.
- 50:34Speaker 9: Me jacking it for fifty methinks me.
- 50:38Speaker 6: And Angelina could be friends, even though she insulted me.
- 50:43Speaker 6: So now, what was I going to say? Oh? I
- 50:45Speaker 6: did want to make a point about how I don't
- 50:47Speaker 6: trust any of Chase's opinions because he was so anti
- 50:49Speaker 6: Devon's just based off the Mike Bluem interview.
- 50:51Speaker 1: So what happens Jonathan?
- 50:53Speaker 2: Still, I don't think I don't think anyone would deny
- 50:56Speaker 2: that I'm not good at this.
- 50:59Speaker 6: But Devin's I thought he was likable in the Bluem interview,
- 51:01Speaker 6: and then when I watched Edge of Extinction, I thought
- 51:04Speaker 6: he was fantastic.
- 51:06Speaker 1: I haven't seen Edge of Extinction, so that's why, Wow, Chase, only, No,
- 51:10Speaker 1: you haven't, I have Chase? Really, y'all act like I
- 51:13Speaker 1: haven't watched any Survivor. I thought you watched forty five
- 51:18Speaker 1: through forty nine.
- 51:19Speaker 3: No, I've seen it from like probably twenty eight up.
- 51:24Speaker 1: Edge of Extinction is one of four seasons I haven't seen.
- 51:27Speaker 6: Yeah, woa, Chase has the Actually I think Brand has
- 51:31Speaker 6: Brand is the newest fan of Survivor, has seen the
- 51:33Speaker 6: most Survivor.
- 51:35Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, four, I have single digits, but it's it's
- 51:39Speaker 1: more than four. Yeah, I haven't seen. I'm working my
- 51:41Speaker 1: way through it.
- 51:43Speaker 9: My way.
- 51:47Speaker 1: Once again, it's time for everybody's favorite part or just part.
- 51:52Speaker 1: Everybody's part of the episode.
- 51:54Speaker 8: It's everybody's least favorite part of the episode.
- 51:57Speaker 1: It's Chase is part of the episode. Hey hey, hey, hey, hey, Chase,
- 52:03Speaker 1: it's nothing to get upset about.
- 52:05Speaker 9: Uh, Jonathan, you're a much better YouTuber than Chases wars.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Let's talk about this.
- 52:12Speaker 8: Last night, So I did a I did a video
- 52:14Speaker 8: on my channel about white Lotus sponsored by helifrash by Hellish.
- 52:18Speaker 8: Someone last night in the Patreon chat goes, oh wait,
- 52:21Speaker 8: I thought that was just a bit.
- 52:22Speaker 1: I didn't know Chase actually had a YouTube chair. I
- 52:25Speaker 1: thought that was so funny. No, undisclosed. Woman didn't make
- 52:28Speaker 1: this up.
- 52:29Speaker 2: No, Yeah, Jonathan is a better YouTuber than the It's
- 52:33Speaker 2: two different styles style.
- 52:36Speaker 6: Yeah, one's an investigative journalist. One is I don't know
- 52:40Speaker 6: what you do to one.
- 52:41Speaker 3: Is a kind of Sewer.
- 52:45Speaker 1: One is an investigative journalist one successful. Yeah, the immunity challenge.
- 52:52Speaker 1: It hurts immunity challenge.
- 52:55Speaker 8: Right off the bat, we get a great moment from Charlie.
- 52:59Speaker 8: Jeff is looking at everybody. He goes, everybody's being so
- 53:02Speaker 8: polite and friendly today, and Charlie goes, for now, Charlie,
- 53:07Speaker 8: I want to talk about this a little bit. I
- 53:09Speaker 8: think Charlie has received an incredible edit. It's the kind
- 53:14Speaker 8: of edit where he has not been the forefront of anything,
- 53:17Speaker 8: but when they show him, they show him being really good.
- 53:20Speaker 2: Yes, I think that maybe this could be Charlie season.
- 53:24Speaker 2: What's interesting is Charlie earlier in this season, Well you'll
- 53:34Speaker 2: see why he put his foot in the air right
- 53:39Speaker 2: for the Yes, name another player playing in fifty that
- 53:44Speaker 2: has raised their foot in the air.
- 53:46Speaker 1: That would be D. Can't spell PD without D. That's true.
- 53:50Speaker 1: What does that happening with.
- 53:51Speaker 2: Charlie in the second episode?
- 53:53Speaker 1: You only winners place their foot in the air. Maybe
- 53:57Speaker 1: it's a sign of a winner's edit. I have to
- 54:04Speaker 1: reveal this now.
- 54:04Speaker 6: I might have said it before, but one of the
- 54:06Speaker 6: reasons I drafted D is because I was like, if
- 54:08Speaker 6: they're dedicating time to her foot.
- 54:11Speaker 1: She's probably important to the season. It's just just clock.
- 54:16Speaker 1: It just clo.
- 54:17Speaker 2: They made a point of putting that in the episode.
- 54:20Speaker 8: I agree, so just I agree now to be fair,
- 54:23Speaker 8: though his foot thing was in the three hour episode,
- 54:27Speaker 8: they had to feel chime anyway.
- 54:29Speaker 6: Anyway, I do think Charlie is getting a great season.
- 54:32Speaker 6: So the un because it's late and your mama don't know.
- 54:35Speaker 6: Because it's late, our song is uh.
- 54:40Speaker 8: This immunity challenge, you have to race out into the
- 54:42Speaker 8: jungle in payers to grab a giant survivor snake, make
- 54:46Speaker 8: your way back through a series of obstacles. Once you
- 54:49Speaker 8: have all three snakes, three tribe members will work together
- 54:51Speaker 8: to move one ball along a winding snake track, the
- 54:56Speaker 8: first two tribes to finish when Immunity. I'll say, the
- 55:00Speaker 8: challenges this season have been amazing. It's not necessarily about
- 55:03Speaker 8: the challenge design.
- 55:05Speaker 1: But they did both of these last season early on.
- 55:07Speaker 8: Yeah, let me finish my sentence because that's what I
- 55:09Speaker 8: was about to say. It's not about the challenge design, right,
- 55:12Speaker 8: It's about watching this set of players play these challenges,
- 55:17Speaker 8: which brings me to a bigger point that I really
- 55:19Speaker 8: want to talk about which is I think they've figured
- 55:23Speaker 8: out how to make the new era work, and that
- 55:26Speaker 8: is returning players.
- 55:27Speaker 1: Well, you can't do that every season.
- 55:30Speaker 2: Well yeah, don't scoff and laugh. Don't be like that's
- 55:33Speaker 2: a ridiculous idea, because this is.
- 55:35Speaker 1: What it made. It sound like. You're like, I cracked
- 55:37Speaker 1: the code on Survivor. We just keep bringing everybody back. No,
- 55:40Speaker 1: I don't mean it like that, Like there.
- 55:41Speaker 2: Was a time in Survivor in the twenty seasons, in
- 55:44Speaker 2: the thirty seasons where they were relying too much on
- 55:46Speaker 2: bringing back returning players. Of course, but we're in the
- 55:49Speaker 2: new era. It's been five years of the new era,
- 55:52Speaker 2: ten seasons, no returning players. I think that the new
- 55:56Speaker 2: format works, the reusing challenges, the twenty six days, the
- 56:00Speaker 2: staying in Fiji works if you're bringing a few players
- 56:04Speaker 2: back that are playing not for their first time. Because
- 56:07Speaker 2: I think the issue was we feel like new Era
- 56:09Speaker 2: is repetitive because everything's the same, and then we're also
- 56:12Speaker 2: just seeing a bunch of people playing for the first
- 56:14Speaker 2: time making the same rookie mistakes. When what Devn's does
- 56:19Speaker 2: in this episode, this is his second time playing. He
- 56:21Speaker 2: was never brought back from his time in the thirties.
- 56:24Speaker 2: What Devn's does in this episode made Survivor the most
- 56:28Speaker 2: entertaining I've seen since the New Era.
- 56:31Speaker 6: Yeah, I agree, devons is awesome, But can I push
- 56:33Speaker 6: back on that? Yeah, please an open conversation. Yeah, it
- 56:37Speaker 6: would be better if they got a little creative and
- 56:41Speaker 6: everything didn't end in a puzzle and they didn't do
- 56:43Speaker 6: the same ten challenges over and over and over again.
- 56:46Speaker 8: Right, but we're watching these same challenges. The New Era
- 56:49Speaker 8: challenges be super entertaining because of the players that they've
- 56:52Speaker 8: brought back this season. I'm not saying to bring back
- 56:55Speaker 8: players every single season. I'm saying, let's see New Era
- 56:58Speaker 8: all Stars one season, blood versus Water. Let's do the
- 57:01Speaker 8: thing where they would bring back Ozzie and.
- 57:06Speaker 1: Coach.
- 57:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 57:07Speaker 1: I totally want a starting tribe, but I don't think
- 57:09Speaker 1: it fixes the challenges. I think I have a theory.
- 57:13Speaker 3: Yes, I think that fifty is going to be a
- 57:16Speaker 3: fire under the butts of producers for Survivor, and I
- 57:20Speaker 3: think that when they leave season fifty, they're going to
- 57:23Speaker 3: be like, oh, I don't know if we can do
- 57:24Speaker 3: a returning thing yet. So we've got to keep the
- 57:27Speaker 3: momentum exciting, and that they're going to focus on making
- 57:31Speaker 3: better challenges in fifty one challenges.
- 57:33Speaker 2: Or themes, I would love to see the bron versus
- 57:36Speaker 2: brain versus beauty type of theme, the new area.
- 57:39Speaker 3: Or like I suggested in season one of this show,
- 57:42Speaker 3: Blind versus Death.
- 57:44Speaker 8: Oh Jesus, Yeah, okay, sorry, I didn't mean to go
- 57:47Speaker 8: on to change it. I just really like the challenges
- 57:50Speaker 8: this season, and it's not because of the design. It's
- 57:51Speaker 8: because of the way that they're playing.
- 57:53Speaker 6: I've enjoyed it too. It's just it's very fun seeing
- 57:56Speaker 6: this cast do anything. Yeah, I think I do.
- 57:59Speaker 2: Really like seeing like old era people against a new
- 58:05Speaker 2: era of people and just contrasting styles.
- 58:08Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's really fun. Yeah, it's super sick
- 58:10Speaker 1: and you see it even in this challenge.
- 58:12Speaker 2: Yeah, like the way some of the older people are
- 58:15Speaker 2: compared to like a Rizzo, like how he approaches this
- 58:18Speaker 2: this challenge.
- 58:19Speaker 8: If you noticed, one of the tribes started off with
- 58:22Speaker 8: their strongest player getting that snake. One of the other
- 58:25Speaker 8: tribes started with their weakest player, Rizzo going to get
- 58:28Speaker 8: the snake, and it put them at a huge disadvantage
- 58:30Speaker 8: early on. But because they put their strongest at the end,
- 58:33Speaker 8: they were able to make that time up. So it's
- 58:35Speaker 8: it's very cool to see the strategy. Yeah, the snake
- 58:37Speaker 8: is two hundred pounds. We get to see Jandre the
- 58:40Speaker 8: Giant throw that thing around.
- 58:42Speaker 1: I'm glad that cut on.
- 58:44Speaker 2: Jandre takes a flat back bump trying to get the
- 58:47Speaker 2: snake through the netting.
- 58:47Speaker 1: I half expected Jeff to be like, it's a stuck guy.
- 58:50Speaker 5: Move.
- 58:51Speaker 1: Who did he say that about David?
- 58:54Speaker 6: Oh?
- 58:54Speaker 1: Yeah, he did the role, did a barrel role.
- 58:56Speaker 8: Yeah, he did a barrel in Jeff move, Rizzo and
- 59:01Speaker 8: Genevieve take forever, putting Vasu in a terrible position. The
- 59:06Speaker 8: other tribes already have two snakes done before they have
- 59:09Speaker 8: their first snake.
- 59:10Speaker 1: But the All American duo, Colby and Stephanie, I think
- 59:15Speaker 1: we're gonna work together. I think, think of this challenge,
- 59:19Speaker 1: we're gonna work together.
- 59:20Speaker 8: They get them back into the challenge. And when I
- 59:23Speaker 8: say All American duo, I mean Republican. It's like the halftime,
- 59:27Speaker 8: we don't know we know about one of them. We
- 59:29Speaker 8: don't necessarily know where Colby stands on things. At one point,
- 59:33Speaker 8: D yells at coach, D yells at coach, Yeah, I
- 59:37Speaker 8: don't know if you called this, She says, get your
- 59:39Speaker 8: head in the game. Yes, yes, you brought this up earlier.
- 59:42Speaker 8: That's the second time D has kind of made a
- 59:45Speaker 8: snide remark at Coach. I don't think she's a fan
- 59:47Speaker 8: of Coach.
- 59:48Speaker 3: I don't think and can't smell without D.
- 59:51Speaker 1: That's right, Mikey D went after Chrissy to maybe D
- 59:55Speaker 1: is agist. Oh, that could be after the oldies. I
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: think I think PD is chasest. Okay, Well, if you
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: keep talking about Aubrey the way that you do.
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: At one point, I would like to point out I
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: was not the only one talk about Aubrey.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: Yeah, but you were the most vocal about it. That's
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: just because I talk too much.
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: I'll be vocal about it too. I think Aubrey's not
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: got her head in the game.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: I agreed Angelina. Angelina thinks I suck at drafting players too.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: But it's okay, just because she spoke to me speaking
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: of Angelina, uh PD, Hey, Angie. At one point, she's.
- 1:00:31Speaker 8: Responsible of opening the bag to get the ball out
- 1:00:34Speaker 8: of it for the final part of the challenge, and
- 1:00:36Speaker 8: she goes, I know how to open a package.
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: I get a lot of Amazon, such an Angelina thing
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: that was awesome. Rizzo actually ends up clutching the snake
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: track for his tribe. He goes from putting him in
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: the worst position to put them in the best position,
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: saves him from going home. I think if they would
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: have lost that challenge, I think Rizzo could have been
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: one of the ones going home.
- 1:00:59Speaker 8: Charlie, Jonathan and Coach with the leadership from Charlie about it,
- 1:01:05Speaker 8: come in second place.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: Charlie has been really shining in these episodes. Yeah, maybe
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: Jorne could do that.
- 1:01:11Speaker 6: Maybe Jorne made a good pick and we all doubted him.
- 1:01:14Speaker 6: We thought he's too much of a threat.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: Yo really gave me a hard time. Why all of
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: my picks?
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not true, we thought.
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: I mean, I think Genevieve was.
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: Only respected my Genevieve pick because you want it for
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: the bit. You don't respect me, you only respect the bit.
- 1:01:33Speaker 6: I did think taking Ozzie second was kind of crazy,
- 1:01:35Speaker 6: But in hindsight, your draft is looking better and better. Also,
- 1:01:39Speaker 6: I think you have either the second or you're either
- 1:01:42Speaker 6: in second or first for the lockins.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, did you guys notice.
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: How funny it was when Christian was trying to like
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: communicate with Ozzy, and Christian uses the word parallax, and
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: then it cuts to Ozzy just.
- 1:01:58Speaker 5: Being like, what.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: It'll always lean that way because of the parallax, and
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: he was like.
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: Yeah, good little before tribal back and forth. Three viable contenders.
- 1:02:17Speaker 6: Right, I believe we can start with the blow up
- 1:02:23Speaker 6: between Joe and Devin's about the water well situation.
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: So Joe is point, how does that sound?
- 1:02:30Speaker 5: Guy?
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: What is wrong with me that? I think you just
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: come up with it?
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: I came up pretty smart, like.
- 1:02:39Speaker 6: I should have thought of that. I'm I'm so upset about. Yeah,
- 1:02:45Speaker 6: me and Bran were all sporting together.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: Yeah, we all sing Me and brand I was trying
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: to think of like a problematic athlete duo, but one's
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: not coming to mind Ray Rice and Antonio Brown. I'm
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: get an elevator with these guys. They can maybe guys
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: who played together.
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: Wait problem wait, problematic sports duo. Uh let's see, Oh,
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: j and what was about Jose and Mark McGuire.
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: There we go.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: There it is the Bash brothers from Mighty Ducks.
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: Nice.
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: No, that's what they called. And that was a deep
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: pull for me. I thought I respect for that. I
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: was surprised.
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: I didn't get it.
- 1:03:23Speaker 6: Yeah, so Joe's pissed about water pissed, and Devin's Joe
- 1:03:28Speaker 6: is pissed.
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, dam thank you.
- 1:03:32Speaker 6: The network executive walked in again, Rops, the guy who
- 1:03:35Speaker 6: hates Survivor but love Wait.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: You're watching it? Did you watch episode? Okay?
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: Will you?
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: I watched episode one with him and he's gonna watch
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: episode two? Okay?
- 1:03:45Speaker 5: Who? Dan?
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: You're welcome to come on the Sanctuary anytime you Who.
- 1:03:52Speaker 5: Are you?
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: No?
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: Thank you? Hey, damn thank you? How about week three?
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: We want you to come. What are you doing on Monday,
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: week three of Survivor? Yeah? After week week? Yeah? So
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: next or yeah, okay, we'll figure it out. We will
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: get you on the podcast.
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: Universal till Dan he's right about Surri.
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna tell me he's right about Sri
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: because he's not saved. Ozzie's asses to explain to some
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: of the listeners who don't know.
- 1:04:24Speaker 6: Dan is the co host of Brand's other show, Deck
- 1:04:27Speaker 6: the Hallmark, his much less successful show. And apparently Dan's
- 1:04:33Speaker 6: watching Survivor and is going to join us.
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: That's going to be awesome, but you know it's not
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: awesome is that Joe is pissed Devons isn't playing with
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: honor and.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: About the potential alliance.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: As said, you lied on Survivor. Yeah, Joe said, why
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: not tell me about the alliance?
- 1:04:52Speaker 4: I'm in it?
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: Maybe that's the clue that it's not real. I'm on
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: Devon's side.
- 1:04:58Speaker 8: But to be fair to Joe, because we've been a
- 1:05:00Speaker 8: little hard on Joe, there's episode he is right, Devin's
- 1:05:03Speaker 8: was keeping it from him, Devon's was lying and not
- 1:05:06Speaker 8: wanting to tell him about this alliance. Well, what's interesting
- 1:05:09Speaker 8: is that he could have just lied more.
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Devins didn't want to talk about it because
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: the alliance isn't real, right, He's not.
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: Devins isn't in the alliance.
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: He could have just said, Joe, I didn't bring it
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: up to you because I don't want to work with Savannah.
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: Could have that would have worked, right. So Devn's miffed this.
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: This is like, as much as we want to give
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: Joe a hard time, and I'm the chief of that
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: the chief of that fire station you drafted him, I.
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: Would have gone so, but.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: Devon's miffed it. You said that we were hard on Joe,
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: but you know who else is hard on Joe? Joe.
- 1:05:48Speaker 6: I was gonna say this, Survivor TikTok editors, Oh, they
- 1:05:52Speaker 6: are hard on Joe. Devins can't stand Joe at this point.
- 1:05:55Speaker 6: He likes him as a human, but not as a
- 1:05:57Speaker 6: game player. This is when they're one on one and
- 1:06:00Speaker 6: Devin said, I've never played with somebody like you. I
- 1:06:03Speaker 6: didn't think i'd want to, but you're so magnetic. And
- 1:06:06Speaker 6: while he's saying you're so magnetic, Joe cuts him off
- 1:06:09Speaker 6: and he's like, you know, trust is all you have
- 1:06:10Speaker 6: in this game, Jesus, and yeah, and so they argue
- 1:06:16Speaker 6: a little bit more. Devin's walks off is not a
- 1:06:19Speaker 6: good moment.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: It's not a good moment. Joe's like, you just said
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: you didn't want to play with the player like me,
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: and Devon is like, well.
- 1:06:24Speaker 6: If he was in the middle of the compliment you're
- 1:06:29Speaker 6: so magnetic, and Joe's like, hold on, you didn't want
- 1:06:31Speaker 6: to play with somebody like me?
- 1:06:34Speaker 4: Did you see the moment that was on TV every
- 1:06:36Speaker 4: five seconds?
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: Laugh?
- 1:06:39Speaker 8: I love watching Joe get into this mode. That was
- 1:06:41Speaker 8: like when shah Heen questioned his integrity and he just.
- 1:06:44Speaker 6: Yeah, Chase, there was another conversation right after this involving
- 1:06:49Speaker 6: Joe with Christian.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Yes, and where was Christian.
- 1:06:54Speaker 8: We get the greatest shot I've ever seen a survivor
- 1:06:58Speaker 8: in the history of Joe film or.
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: Is in the hammock.
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: Christian is underneath the hammock, looking up at him through
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: the netting and talking to literal jump scared dude.
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: The This was incredible.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: At one point, Christian is over him, rocking him like
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: a baby.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: It's almost like the the metaphor. There was no subtext.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: It was all text.
- 1:07:21Speaker 8: Joe's being a big baby and it could be his downfall,
- 1:07:24Speaker 8: but Christian is having to take the place of the
- 1:07:27Speaker 8: mother and have to say I'm gonna fix this for
- 1:07:29Speaker 8: you and we're gonna send home Savannah.
- 1:07:32Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so funny. It felt like I left
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: this in the Patreon chat. I was like, that's my
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: sleep paralysis demon. Like it's just Joe is like in
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: his his hammock and it's just Christian lingering over his show.
- 1:07:45Speaker 6: What a wonderful sleep paralysis demon. It was Christian, I'd
- 1:07:49Speaker 6: be putting myself into sleep paralysis every night.
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: Wow, he might be, well, I mean, have you never
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: done that?
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: And I've never once. I've done it a few times.
- 1:07:59Speaker 6: Who purpose, Because okay, it's it's difficult, but you have
- 1:08:03Speaker 6: to keep yourself awake as you're falling asleep, and that's
- 1:08:05Speaker 6: how you enter into a lucid dream.
- 1:08:06Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: I mean, I've lucid dream before by accident, but I
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: never got sleep.
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: He he's the Alex Jones of these pot He's always
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: have literally.
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: Everybody take as melons.
- 1:08:18Speaker 6: I put myself into sleep brouse this last night, and
- 1:08:20Speaker 6: I saw a Christian demon standing over me.
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: That's right.
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: Christian might be secret daddy, but he daddied hard on
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: the you know, he wiped a poopy diper.
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: When I'm in sleep rouses baby.
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: Yeah. So there said she likes and respects Joe.
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not I would lose my voice pretty quick,
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: respect Joe.
- 1:08:51Speaker 8: If I tried a new Alex, a big brother and
- 1:08:53Speaker 8: amazing race player just followed us on Instagram.
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: Oh my word, docs the cool.
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just letting y' all know that. Yeah,
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: we made fun of Savannah. We've had an influx of people.
- 1:09:05Speaker 5: I'm a girl.
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: We love Savannah. We're just doing a little bit. So Sari.
- 1:09:12Speaker 6: She says she likes and respects Joe, but he could
- 1:09:15Speaker 6: easily be an adversary. And now maybe it seems like
- 1:09:18Speaker 6: Joe's on the chopping block here. But Savannah's name is
- 1:09:20Speaker 6: out there, Ozzie's name is out there. But before we
- 1:09:23Speaker 6: go to tribal, Christian tells Devns about the Billy Boomerang idol. No,
- 1:09:33Speaker 6: the Irish, tell us the Plan Bran. It's a pretty
- 1:09:37Speaker 6: good one.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: I liked how that sounded. I want to say it
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: one more time. Tell us the Plan Bran. Devons is
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: very excited about this. He asks, do you still have the.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: Parchments or whatever the thing is, you know?
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: And he's like, I do.
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: And he's like, well, why about this. What if we
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: hide it at tribal and then if we ever need it,
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: if you feel like we're in danger, we can go
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: up and find an idol front of every front of everybody.
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: They wouldn't question the question that, and then they would
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: be too afraid to vote us out.
- 1:10:05Speaker 3: Dude, unbelieved.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: One of the coolest things I've ever seen it.
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: I believe it took fifty seasons for someone to do it.
- 1:10:14Speaker 8: Well, they've done things similar, but no one's ever planted
- 1:10:17Speaker 8: an island and tribal, and then.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: We'll get into the way that they enacted it tribal.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: But dude, so much fun.
- 1:10:24Speaker 8: There was an era there for a little bit in
- 1:10:26Speaker 8: Survivor in the thirties where the gameplay had gotten so
- 1:10:30Speaker 8: advanced that you were seeing like triple double bluff blind sides,
- 1:10:34Speaker 8: and you were seeing some of the coolest moves ever homicide.
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: Yeah, we've started losing a lot of that in the
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: new era. I was ecstatically this happened.
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: Yep.
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: Yeah, last season we had like eight weeks of unanimous votes.
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: Will do you, guys, let's make a prediction right now.
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: Will we get to see the fruits of that play?
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: You think so?
- 1:10:55Speaker 3: I think the only thing that can throw it is
- 1:10:57Speaker 3: the fact that we know a shakeup is coming to
- 1:10:59Speaker 3: the tribes exactly, And so if Devons and Christian ended
- 1:11:04Speaker 3: up on two different teams, it's gonna get weird. But
- 1:11:06Speaker 3: I think that they would have to they would each
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: maybe have to let someone else on their tribe know
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: about it to enact the plan again or not.
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: Yeah, but whoever gets to it first. Here's what I'll say.
- 1:11:22Speaker 8: The Survivor would not have made it that big of
- 1:11:24Speaker 8: a deal in the edit if there's not going to
- 1:11:25Speaker 8: be some sort of payoffice, well they wouldn't have shown it.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: When you flop on the ground.
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: Yeah, he kind of has.
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: They've edited out bigger stuff.
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: But yeah, you're right. But Christian, if I know Christian,
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: he probably has like a one hundred page manifesto on
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: what to do ABC D or happen in every possible situation.
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: Yeah that was page number ninety eight.
- 1:11:46Speaker 6: If Devns approaches you about the Billy boomerang idol and
- 1:11:49Speaker 6: wants to use it at Tribal in a sneaky way,
- 1:11:53Speaker 6: but I think it has to pay off, So it'll
- 1:11:56Speaker 6: either fail spectacularly or it'll work spectacularly. But it will
- 1:12:00Speaker 6: either way spectacular Yeah, guaranteed to be good. So you
- 1:12:05Speaker 6: want to go to Tribal now.
- 1:12:06Speaker 3: I guess it's everybody's favorite part of the episode.
- 1:12:12Speaker 6: It's everybody. It's everybody who worked at Savannah's old job.
- 1:12:19Speaker 6: It's their favorite part of the episode, Tribal. What you say, Jordan?
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: I said. They were all like, yeah, we can finally
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: watch this season now. It's a great contribution at Tribal.
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: Fun when I have to say it twice, you know,
- 1:12:36Speaker 3: that's what you think?
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: One more time. I don't want to say it again.
- 1:12:42Speaker 9: Jonathan, Stop, you're driving me crazy. Jacking it for.
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: Fifty back is insane.
- 1:12:51Speaker 6: It's a different effects when when they get played back
- 1:12:53Speaker 6: to back. So anyways, we're jacking it at Tribal and
- 1:12:57Speaker 6: Savannah or not. I'm gonna start with Joe because Joe
- 1:13:00Speaker 6: throws it out there that him and Devon's got into
- 1:13:02Speaker 6: an argument, but he says they hashed it out and
- 1:13:04Speaker 6: they're all good now, so it's nice that they got
- 1:13:06Speaker 6: that settled. I did like how Devin said, like me
- 1:13:09Speaker 6: and Joe were very similar, you know in physique and
- 1:13:12Speaker 6: personality or whatever.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: Devon's you were so sillyball that there it is.
- 1:13:23Speaker 9: Oh my god, Jonathan, you're so silly, is.
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: What she meant.
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: Yeah, she meant to undisclosed woman.
- 1:13:31Speaker 6: Meant to say Devan's undisclosed woman paid by Jonathan not
- 1:13:36Speaker 6: who knows how much.
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: Probably a lot that good anything.
- 1:13:44Speaker 6: Savannah tells us about Howard in her past season that
- 1:13:47Speaker 6: she had a wall up and survive, and by that
- 1:13:49Speaker 6: she means two weeks ago, I had a wall up
- 1:13:53Speaker 6: and survivor broke me down.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: When eight year olds are like when I was a
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: kid back in the day.
- 1:14:01Speaker 6: Yeah, so she was talking about the wall that she built.
- 1:14:05Speaker 6: Maybe she's like Colby and Savannah too. Yeah, but she
- 1:14:08Speaker 6: was talking about that wall, that she had no choice
- 1:14:10Speaker 6: but to be herself, and that she wanted to be
- 1:14:13Speaker 6: tough and sociable and likable. But when you're vulnerable, people
- 1:14:16Speaker 6: can relate to you more. And that's how she's trying
- 1:14:18Speaker 6: to play this season.
- 1:14:19Speaker 2: And this is when I knew I was losing my girl, Savannah.
- 1:14:22Speaker 6: Yeah, so let's see if it worked out for her.
- 1:14:25Speaker 6: We've got one vote Savannah, one vote Azzi.
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: And this just in.
- 1:14:32Speaker 6: The winner of Season forty nine receives the rest of
- 1:14:34Speaker 6: the votes and is the second player eliminated from season fifty.
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: Listen, I'll say it. I think that they blew this one.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: I'm being serious here. Yeah, she's an easy vote to
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: keep around, easy voute to keep around.
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: If you're gonna keep Joe around longer just because he's
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: a challenge beast, well guess what, there's gonna be a
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: shake up, and it might come tomorrow, it might come
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: in a few days, but who cares.
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: Who cares.
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: Let's get let's get Joe out, keep Savannah around because
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: Joe like went when once Joe was able to spread
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: his wings and start talking to the Colby's.
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: And the and the the coaches out there, like, I
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: think we might be able to work too. Yes, I
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: I just I just I don't know if I.
- 1:15:24Speaker 3: Well, I mean, and I'm gonna say this, I think
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: Savannah just barely played this season.
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: I agree. And what do you think about Suri?
- 1:15:34Speaker 6: Yeah, because Siri, when Emily was throwing out Ozzy to her,
- 1:15:39Speaker 6: she was talking about how she's gonna tell everyone the
- 1:15:42Speaker 6: information and like, hopefully their plan that's really her plans working.
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: Is so good at Johnny. Yes, And because I know
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: you're about to say something cool.
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm actually going to give you, gentlemen,
- 1:15:57Speaker 3: your I'm gonna give you your dues.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: So I last night I had a revelation that actually
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: did come over me. Sweaty.
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: Wow, what a throwback. It was a little sweaty I
- 1:16:10Speaker 3: while on the Patreon live stream, I said, again, I
- 1:16:13Speaker 3: just don't understand Suri. I just don't get it. And uh,
- 1:16:19Speaker 3: that is when Bran and Chase you both confronted me
- 1:16:23Speaker 3: with the fact that Ozzi is a terrible strategic player,
- 1:16:26Speaker 3: but he is a great challenge player, and he has
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: also not won, and he was like, they are the
- 1:16:32Speaker 3: opposites of each other, but they're both experts in specific
- 1:16:35Speaker 3: areas and that's why they're there. And as soon as
- 1:16:38Speaker 3: you said it, I completely understood why Sirie was on
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: the season, so I went SmartLess.
- 1:16:44Speaker 6: Yeah it was, And that was's pitch to Emily Well,
- 1:16:47Speaker 6: which is like, these are the reasons why Ozzie's not
- 1:16:50Speaker 6: great at the game, and we should keep him round.
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: I thought it made a lot of sense, and I
- 1:16:55Speaker 3: want to I want to backtrack a little bit, but
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: Savannah is not Siree, and Savannah did not play the
- 1:17:00Speaker 3: game hard.
- 1:17:02Speaker 6: Jonathan, I'm glad on Soiree's seventh season of being amazing
- 1:17:05Speaker 6: you finally came around.
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: I didn't say that i'd want to draft her or
- 1:17:09Speaker 3: that I think it's a smart pick, but I did say.
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: Stood Sirie is so good at taking a complicated scenario
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: and simplifying it for everyone.
- 1:17:21Speaker 5: On the beach.
- 1:17:22Speaker 8: She went to everyone and she said, Savannah's won, and
- 1:17:25Speaker 8: she just won. Let's just get her out while we can't.
- 1:17:28Speaker 8: And everyone said, even Christian, who was playing eight D chests, went,
- 1:17:31Speaker 8: you're right. I hadn't I hadn't thot about it like that.
- 1:17:34Speaker 8: Let's just do that, Yeah, Si, That's what makes Soiree
- 1:17:37Speaker 8: so effected.
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: Emily's onto her though, Emily maybe a killer clip Emily.
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: Emily's onto her though, because Emily sat in the literally
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: sat in the web in this case a hammock with
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: sire Yes and played along with her, and then in
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: confessional was like, I know what she's doing. I can
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: see exactly what she's Oh, yeah, I really knew. Yeah,
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: I told I'm intrigued. I'm treated to see if that
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: goes anywhere.
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: I'm gonna interrupt for a second, though, gentlemen, because I
- 1:18:07Speaker 3: felt like with Savannah leaving, you know, she just was
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: here and now she's gone.
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: And then Brand and I, I'm gonna tell you.
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: Brand and I text each other last night because he
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: texted me it says, I have an idea.
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: First we text every night. I say good night and
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: I say love you. I don't hear from you, guys.
- 1:18:25Speaker 3: He texted me says, I have this song idea of
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: a parody. But I feel like I just did a song.
- 1:18:30Speaker 3: And I said, Brand, you're not gonna believe this. I
- 1:18:33Speaker 3: already wrote that exact parody.
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: This is true, the.
- 1:18:38Speaker 3: Same song, the same song choice and uh so brand
- 1:18:43Speaker 3: was asking me to do it and I had already
- 1:18:46Speaker 3: done it, so I think so. And then he said
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: I was actually thinking of doing another song and I said,
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: you're not gonna believe it. I said that same song
- 1:18:54Speaker 3: to Kristen earlier.
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: So we were that in sync.
- 1:18:56Speaker 6: So how is that possible out of all the songs
- 1:18:59Speaker 6: that Yeah, yeah, I alright to tell you.
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you, but.
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: I want y'all to hear this song that I dedicate
- 1:19:08Speaker 3: to Savannah season for getting a song. Yeah.
- 1:19:18Speaker 7: All I want to do I wait the bonn And
- 1:19:20Speaker 7: Island and see you gone, Savanah, Servanah. Have a dog
- 1:19:28Speaker 7: there a girl like you, and play the game again, Servana.
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: All I really know is that.
- 1:19:39Speaker 5: You just want to play it.
- 1:19:40Speaker 3: And now you around.
- 1:19:43Speaker 4: Sa Sun.
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: I didn't know you and look at for minded Jeff
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: could ever again.
- 1:19:52Speaker 7: About a month since you won the game, Savanah, but.
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: Now she's gone.
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: The same.
- 1:20:10Speaker 4: You barely played the game, you barely got to play.
- 1:20:22Speaker 5: You won't win on the day you barely got to play.
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: Wow, there you go. Great performance. Choice felt kind of
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: mean at the end. Who time, I look, I can't
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: help it.
- 1:20:43Speaker 3: She barely got to play, but I felt like I
- 1:20:47Speaker 3: struggled with this, almost made a nice parody. And then
- 1:20:49Speaker 3: I was like, she's not on my team.
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to care.
- 1:20:52Speaker 6: So then I this is coming off the back of
- 1:20:55Speaker 6: she just wanted a million dollars. Well, I mean, coming
- 1:20:58Speaker 6: off the back of that the greatest thing that could
- 1:20:59Speaker 6: happen to somebody. Yeah, but then it's it's also coming
- 1:21:02Speaker 6: off the back of we just made fun of her
- 1:21:03Speaker 6: and it went viral or viral for the surer's face.
- 1:21:08Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:21:08Speaker 8: I always forget how good of a musician Jonathan is.
- 1:21:12Speaker 8: And then we listened to one of these songs and
- 1:21:13Speaker 8: I'm like.
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: Dude, why don't you make music like this for real?
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you? That is the biggest
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: background compliment.
- 1:21:25Speaker 8: Why are you wasting your time making these melodic, beautiful
- 1:21:30Speaker 8: songs when you could be making you could be the
- 1:21:32Speaker 8: new weird al.
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: Dude, dude, look, I'll be the new weird al of
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: survivor focused parodies.
- 1:21:41Speaker 6: I know I call you an idiot and say I
- 1:21:43Speaker 6: hate you about your opinions for Seren and Aubrey and stuff,
- 1:21:46Speaker 6: but I've never forgotten the fact that you're a great musician.
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: I actually listen to your albums regularly. This is crazy.
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: Do I get a co co writer?
- 1:21:55Speaker 3: I'll give you a co write because I actually I
- 1:21:57Speaker 3: sent I sent Brand the lyrics early. But really the
- 1:22:00Speaker 3: conversation we had was, oh, I'm gonna parody Rosanna by Toto,
- 1:22:06Speaker 3: And then he texted me he says, I almost thought
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: about parodying Savannah by Reliant K and I said, that
- 1:22:13Speaker 3: was the same song I almost thought about. But then
- 1:22:15Speaker 3: we both had the same thought of only he and
- 1:22:17Speaker 3: I would.
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: Know that song.
- 1:22:19Speaker 3: So you and like five people listen to Yeah, we
- 1:22:21Speaker 3: were like, it's not gonna yeah. See that's what I'm saying.
- 1:22:24Speaker 3: So we we made the right call.
- 1:22:26Speaker 5: Brand.
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great call.
- 1:22:27Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, a great song.
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: John, Hey, Yeah, but I listen. I'm sad.
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: I stand by the fact that I listen. It was
- 1:22:36Speaker 2: between two of my players, Savannah and Joe. I would
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: have rather if Savannah stuck around. I think it's a
- 1:22:41Speaker 2: short sighted play to vote out Savannah, who no one
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: wants the winner from last season to win again.
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: Never would have happened in a million years.
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: You're just letting Joe kind of spread his wings and
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: grab one of these other honor integrity players as there's
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: a tripe slot. I just don't think it's a good play,
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: but see how it plays out. I think Coach is
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: the only one and he's not even really one.
- 1:23:04Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, uh one player left or one winner left,
- 1:23:09Speaker 8: both winners out back to back.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: Kind of crazy too, because like Jenna's whole thing the
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: last time she played was getting out winners first.
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: She's doing it whether she's as yes, do you think
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: that I'm going to lose D next week?
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: That would be crazy?
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: Huh?
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: Can we can we workshop some song ideas for D
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: if she goes home next week?
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: Yeah? That would That would ruin my whole week.
- 1:23:38Speaker 3: We have to think of D. You can't spell p
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: D without D.
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: That's true, man, Well we'll work on it. Of off
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: off off air. Yeah, this episode has gone longer than
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: the Survivor I was.
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: I was going to bring that up. Well, wait, how
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: did how do we do longer? You exactly have? But
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: how because of the poop things? God damn for us
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: to talk about it and get it out.
- 1:24:04Speaker 6: Chase, You're gonna make us talk about it again. It's
- 1:24:06Speaker 6: an important subject.
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: Look, Chase, just like a bad poop situation.
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: Sometimes it's backed up to the point where you can't
- 1:24:15Speaker 3: hold it back, and then it comes out and explodes.
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: Can't I can't wait for you to poop your pants
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: on the way home. I pray you poop your pants. Jesus.
- 1:24:26Speaker 6: It is pretty remarkable that we did longer on this
- 1:24:28Speaker 6: episode than we did for the premiere that was three hours.
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: It was because you guys wouldn't shut.
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- 1:24:36Speaker 1: I don't want to do this anymore.
- 1:24:38Speaker 4: You quitting bro pulling up centuries back this week.
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- 1:25:01Speaker 2: on here in the old studio. Thanks for listening or
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