Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 61 - The Irishman (ft. Colum Tyrrell) [BONUS]
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- 1:16Speaker 4: I use the anti perstprint once and it me in
- 1:18Speaker 4: my arm.
- 1:18Speaker 6: It's bleed. I swear to god, that's the softest thing
- 1:22Speaker 6: I've ever heard of. It. I had like it looked
- 1:25Speaker 6: like someone took like a knife to my arm. It's
- 1:26Speaker 6: I had like scars going down my arm. That's that's
- 1:29Speaker 6: that's what happens the first couple of times.
- 1:30Speaker 4: You gotta just fight through it.
- 1:32Speaker 6: I'm all set. It's like not liking beer.
- 1:34Speaker 4: You know, you just gotta fuck.
- 1:35Speaker 6: Why wouldn't you just use regular to yodor?
- 1:37Speaker 1: Because I'm not trying to sweat it doesn't work anti persperant.
- 1:41Speaker 6: It's because you're barely move real man.
- 1:46Speaker 4: I'm about chopping wood. Dude. I'm like fucking a blinking we.
- 1:49Speaker 1: Good to go, says keep a kick back this episode, dude,
- 1:54Speaker 1: I think that that's a vibe for you.
- 1:55Speaker 4: I'm not gonna can't even reach the money. Just shout,
- 1:59Speaker 4: just project calm. How does it feel knowing that you
- 2:02Speaker 4: have a better studio than Barstool Sports.
- 2:05Speaker 7: I do have better table.
- 2:06Speaker 4: This ship it's not even wood. It was ambars. It's
- 2:10Speaker 4: definitely not.
- 2:10Speaker 1: You could probably peel it apart like paper mache. Like,
- 2:13Speaker 1: there's definitely just several layers pressed together.
- 2:15Speaker 8: Well, listen, if bar Stool, the betting app ever, gets
- 2:18Speaker 8: past in New York, you better demand the new table.
- 2:20Speaker 4: Yeah right, dude, we're never getting in the table. I
- 2:23Speaker 4: want to see if I can peel this apart.
- 2:24Speaker 7: I used to use that.
- 2:25Speaker 4: Do you get free bet? Do you get they let
- 2:26Speaker 4: you bet for free?
- 2:27Speaker 1: No, they don't give you nothing, maybe like from time
- 2:30Speaker 1: to time, something very like a very small little bonus
- 2:32Speaker 1: to bet with.
- 2:33Speaker 7: Probably like toback.
- 2:36Speaker 6: You don't like to have like the get reimbursed.
- 2:38Speaker 4: No they don't. They got it. He's like under contract,
- 2:42Speaker 4: it's a tax expense.
- 2:43Speaker 8: It's like it's a it's a it's a it's yeah,
- 2:46Speaker 8: there's no way he's read that in that real.
- 2:48Speaker 1: What hit their fucking scumbacks or ano. They're great guy,
- 2:52Speaker 1: they're responsible, good guys, is what I mean to say.
- 2:54Speaker 4: Their addicts. It's totally reckless gambling.
- 2:59Speaker 1: I either told the line I want to make I
- 3:01Speaker 1: want to like impress on you how real it is,
- 3:03Speaker 1: while also expressing how responsible these motherfuckers are and much
- 3:07Speaker 1: you can win.
- 3:09Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's just stains all over my pants, dude,
- 3:13Speaker 4: and your shirt.
- 3:14Speaker 1: You've been coming wanton Lee so disgusted. I thought you
- 3:17Speaker 1: were going to retain your come bro.
- 3:19Speaker 4: What happened?
- 3:19Speaker 6: It's not com It's pizza. I got really drunk on
- 3:23Speaker 6: Friday night and I got a bunch of pizza and.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Just left a bunch of your pants.
- 3:27Speaker 6: I was just standing outside the pizza place, going back
- 3:29Speaker 6: in for more.
- 3:32Speaker 7: Having a fitness ass.
- 3:34Speaker 4: Oh, I was wasn't. What'd you got the Joe's plays
- 3:39Speaker 4: on the corner talking to the mic, talking to the mic?
- 3:42Speaker 4: Are we on?
- 3:43Speaker 9: Oh?
- 3:43Speaker 4: Were we recording? Yeah?
- 3:45Speaker 7: How long have we been recording?
- 3:47Speaker 4: I don't think we have.
- 3:48Speaker 8: Oh you got that pizza bit, great, you got the
- 3:53Speaker 8: I've got pizza stains that murdered.
- 3:58Speaker 4: We got to start.
- 4:01Speaker 5: That.
- 4:01Speaker 7: It is fire, all right?
- 4:04Speaker 4: Are we in? Am I in the shot?
- 4:07Speaker 9: Oh?
- 4:07Speaker 4: We're just doing the wide Lensky? All right? Should kick
- 4:11Speaker 4: it off like usual?
- 4:14Speaker 7: Are you an idiot?
- 4:15Speaker 4: Well, I didn't know we were recording. It kind of
- 4:16Speaker 4: threw me off. He said like four minutes ago, that
- 4:18Speaker 4: we're recording. I didn't hear him, clearly, now, just.
- 4:23Speaker 7: Don't don't leave it in that bit about him. I'm
- 4:26Speaker 7: not drunk, girl.
- 4:31Speaker 4: Of advice.
- 4:31Speaker 7: It was too much. It was funny, but it was gross.
- 4:35Speaker 4: I would have done the same thing, but just in
- 4:37Speaker 4: this day and age. That's square gloves or whatever. All right,
- 4:46Speaker 4: what is up everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
- 4:48Speaker 4: Boy Dad podcast. I don't know when this is coming out,
- 4:52Speaker 4: so I won't say the date. Just say that Thursday.
- 4:55Speaker 4: This is coming on on Thursday. Thursday, so it's Monday.
- 4:58Speaker 4: You'll see this on Thursday. We are joined today by
- 5:03Speaker 4: comedian call them Tyrell. What's that? Yeah, that's right.
- 5:07Speaker 7: Well I say the name now, you said it, but
- 5:08Speaker 7: I know it's fine.
- 5:09Speaker 4: You say it turtle. Call them turtle, turtle like squirrel
- 5:13Speaker 4: almost turtle. Oh I didn't, I didn't. Yeah, I didn't
- 5:17Speaker 4: know that at all. It's fun.
- 5:18Speaker 1: Everyone's always said it wrong, not everyone.
- 5:21Speaker 4: I've never heard anyone say turtle before. I hate having
- 5:23Speaker 4: the conversation of fixing it though you've never I don't
- 5:25Speaker 4: think i've ever heard you fix it.
- 5:27Speaker 1: I just don't just take it to the face, dude,
- 5:30Speaker 1: I just it is an asshole thing to be like.
- 5:33Speaker 1: My name is like not Ferroni.
- 5:34Speaker 7: It's for n like.
- 5:35Speaker 1: It's just like, all right, who gives a fuck. It's
- 5:37Speaker 1: not like they're memorizing it.
- 5:39Speaker 4: Your name's Ferroni.
- 5:40Speaker 7: No, it's not Ferroni.
- 5:41Speaker 1: But if I go to a ticket counter and they're like,
- 5:43Speaker 1: mister Ferroni, I'm not gonna be like, uh, it's actually
- 5:45Speaker 1: for I own.
- 5:46Speaker 4: I've never heard anyone say Ferroni.
- 5:48Speaker 1: All right, well you haven't been to a lot of
- 5:49Speaker 1: ticket counters with me. Brother, you gotta start coming to
- 5:52Speaker 1: the ticket counters, all right, dude. But I've been a
- 5:58Speaker 1: fan of you from from Afar. I'm that you're in
- 6:00Speaker 1: here good. Wow, Yeah, I think that. I didn't even
- 6:03Speaker 1: realize you ever came into barstool before.
- 6:05Speaker 7: Yeah, I came in to do KFC.
- 6:08Speaker 4: Really did you ever end up doing Friday?
- 6:10Speaker 7: I saw the answer to the Internet. What happened happened
- 6:12Speaker 7: with that?
- 6:13Speaker 4: Nobody? It was too hot?
- 6:15Speaker 8: It was it was too hot, But yeah, I did
- 6:18Speaker 8: that answer the internet thing, which, by the way, no
- 6:20Speaker 8: one watches anymore.
- 6:21Speaker 4: Right, the glory days are over. Well, they watched like
- 6:25Speaker 4: it used to be good and now it's just retarded.
- 6:28Speaker 4: How you let's say that. Of course, of course they
- 6:29Speaker 4: say a Bella Danger Isabella Danger, right her name? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
- 6:34Speaker 4: the horn actress, the porn lady. They watch hers, Hers
- 6:39Speaker 4: gets like ten million views pretty much anytonds which I
- 6:42Speaker 4: don't know want to see about these hoores. I don't
- 6:45Speaker 4: know why you would want to see a Bella Danger
- 6:47Speaker 4: like answer weird questions? What would you have to be
- 6:50Speaker 4: a turtle? Oh yeah, yeah, you.
- 6:53Speaker 8: Can just watch her fuck instead. Well, you gotta have
- 6:55Speaker 8: some downtime. I guess people fall in love with porn stays.
- 6:59Speaker 8: I think that's crazy.
- 7:01Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely.
- 7:02Speaker 1: You think more of them will get murdered with the
- 7:03Speaker 1: amount that weirdo's fall in love with them, You think
- 7:06Speaker 1: that they'd hunt them down.
- 7:06Speaker 4: And kill them.
- 7:07Speaker 1: They probably have like security with them a lot, or
- 7:09Speaker 1: they're like such badass pitch as they kill back.
- 7:11Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true. I think the type of person wants
- 7:13Speaker 4: to kill at porn stars like not physically capable of that. Yeah,
- 7:17Speaker 4: they don't have the Who was the porn star that
- 7:19Speaker 4: like fucked a fan? Is that Riley Reid? I don't
- 7:21Speaker 4: know those real or was it Mia or what is
- 7:24Speaker 4: her name? And dude, who was the one that that
- 7:27Speaker 4: fucked her step brother? Which one was that dude, because
- 7:30Speaker 4: I saw that.
- 7:30Speaker 8: Yeah, I saw one. There was someone's mother was trapped
- 7:33Speaker 8: in the dry That is a subcategory just dryer fucking Yeah.
- 7:40Speaker 4: Yeah, Khalifa fucked a fan and it's like real, you
- 7:43Speaker 4: should watch them. I saw you can't get hard. Yeah,
- 7:46Speaker 4: that's why I want to see a guy not get hard. Yeah,
- 7:48Speaker 4: that's the only way I know it's real. Yeah, that's
- 7:50Speaker 4: like what happened. That's how I get hard. It's super uncomfortable.
- 7:53Speaker 7: That small clock.
- 7:55Speaker 4: He was a virgin, that's what it was. He never
- 7:57Speaker 4: had sex before. So she fucked a virgin fan. That's
- 8:01Speaker 4: so far. That's such love, I know, And she probably
- 8:04Speaker 4: made like four hundred dollars off of it.
- 8:05Speaker 1: That guy's probably like a victim today, though he probably
- 8:07Speaker 1: like complains about it, probably like rites into like the
- 8:09Speaker 1: Daily Mail.
- 8:11Speaker 4: Why would you ever let that get out? Like that
- 8:14Speaker 4: was like when she was like the most famous porn
- 8:16Speaker 4: star in the world. Why would you let what get out?
- 8:18Speaker 4: He was like, yeah, let's put this out. I'm cool
- 8:20Speaker 4: with that of me not getting hard, losing my virginity
- 8:24Speaker 4: to the paid him. No, it's just that I gave
- 8:27Speaker 4: him like twenty bucks.
- 8:28Speaker 7: That was cool.
- 8:28Speaker 4: To this guy that's cool to him and all you
- 8:31Speaker 4: think he's alive? Do you think he killed himself?
- 8:33Speaker 8: I think he's a stood right now. I think he's
- 8:35Speaker 8: He's like the coolest get kid in the forums. That's
- 8:38Speaker 8: for you're redd out every day at AMAS. No one's
- 8:42Speaker 8: asking him anything, but every day he just posts an am.
- 8:45Speaker 4: He's a forum dude. You ever on you ever get
- 8:47Speaker 4: on any forums?
- 8:48Speaker 1: You ever smashed the forums, especially outside of Reddit, like
- 8:51Speaker 1: actual forums?
- 8:52Speaker 7: No, I used to.
- 8:53Speaker 8: I used to do a lot of nerdy shit on Reddit,
- 8:55Speaker 8: like like craft beer stuff, and I'd be like I'd
- 8:58Speaker 8: just be like, check out my all because I drove
- 9:02Speaker 8: out of town to pick up some fucking like rear
- 9:04Speaker 8: sours or whatever.
- 9:05Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 9:06Speaker 8: That was like so Mike Reddit, if you find my reddit,
- 9:07Speaker 8: it's like just full of like me making a cocktail
- 9:10Speaker 8: and like, yo, check out this cocktail.
- 9:11Speaker 4: I just made people the fu. Yeah they love it. Yeah,
- 9:15Speaker 4: you were like a hero brother, You were like you
- 9:17Speaker 4: were like the guy on on the craft beer Oh I.
- 9:19Speaker 7: Wish I was verly.
- 9:20Speaker 4: I was just an open micre.
- 9:22Speaker 1: The dudes who love craft beer are fucking insane about it.
- 9:25Speaker 1: They'll ship like crates of it. To other people have
- 9:28Speaker 1: friends that are in the craft beer game and be
- 9:30Speaker 1: swapping this ship.
- 9:31Speaker 4: I've done swaps and stuff like that.
- 9:33Speaker 8: Yeah, dropping fucking twenty five dollars on buttler something that
- 9:35Speaker 8: doesn't even taste that great.
- 9:36Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 9:37Speaker 4: When I was in like high school, this dude, like
- 9:39Speaker 4: my friend's boss, he worked at like a sporting good places.
- 9:42Speaker 4: My friend's boss made craft beers. Oh, and he made
- 9:46Speaker 4: like he had like he printed out labels on printer
- 9:49Speaker 4: paper and just like taped them and they were like
- 9:50Speaker 4: pictures of his kids, and he gave them to us,
- 9:53Speaker 4: and we were like underage, so we couldn't like buy beer,
- 9:55Speaker 4: so we were just like slugging these random beers that
- 9:58Speaker 4: would just have like a picture of his like naked
- 10:00Speaker 4: child in a bath.
- 10:02Speaker 7: Naked child.
- 10:03Speaker 4: Oh, they were like children. But still that's even weirder
- 10:05Speaker 4: to put on a beer bot and we were just
- 10:07Speaker 4: like slogging.
- 10:07Speaker 1: Even regular children pictures is kind of a little bit
- 10:10Speaker 1: grooming you into being a pedophile at a young age,
- 10:12Speaker 1: But putting naked children on their babies, I think that
- 10:15Speaker 1: that's extremely weird.
- 10:17Speaker 4: I think it was supposed to be like a family gift.
- 10:19Speaker 8: Yeah, there's an then what's the difference between like child
- 10:23Speaker 8: porn and art, Like, what's the I guess it's all.
- 10:28Speaker 4: I don't know if I would qualify. I don't know
- 10:30Speaker 4: how classified this as art.
- 10:31Speaker 11: But what.
- 10:35Speaker 4: Just some weird fucking I mean, Okay, I used the
- 10:37Speaker 4: wrong word. They weren't naked, they were in.
- 10:40Speaker 1: But dude, people used to paint, like on the roof
- 10:43Speaker 1: of a fucking Sistine chapel, a naked ass baby.
- 10:46Speaker 4: They've always been fucking hot the creases of a little baby,
- 10:53Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Naked babies. Isn't that weird? Yeah?
- 10:56Speaker 4: Like h like the Neirvana album, except that gets a
- 10:59Speaker 4: lot of backlash. That kid is like suing Nirvana. He's
- 11:02Speaker 4: been he's been trying to for a while. Yeah.
- 11:04Speaker 8: They squashed it though, because well he he said he
- 11:07Speaker 8: was manipulated or something. It's like, yeah, he's a baby,
- 11:11Speaker 8: but he also posted a photo of him and they
- 11:12Speaker 8: could as like an adult as like like he redid it. Yeah,
- 11:16Speaker 8: and then he sold that or something, and then like
- 11:18Speaker 8: a year later it was like no, fuck that.
- 11:19Speaker 4: Actually, he probably found out how much money he could
- 11:23Speaker 4: get from the ridge, from the fucking recreation.
- 11:25Speaker 8: But let's be honest, if you're a pedo, right, and
- 11:28Speaker 8: this is back before the Internet, and you just like
- 11:30Speaker 8: walking through whatever terror records or whatever, and then.
- 11:34Speaker 4: You say you like it, You're just what the fuck Like,
- 11:39Speaker 4: that's why that album so well is terrible.
- 11:42Speaker 1: But with the pedo market in the fucking record stores,
- 11:46Speaker 1: they were looking for something like that. Yeah, they couldn't
- 11:48Speaker 1: just there was no internet, was it ninety four or whatever.
- 11:50Speaker 1: It was just like the dawn of the Internet. That's
- 11:52Speaker 1: probably what made the Internet happen. Like people needed to
- 11:54Speaker 1: get their hands on this Nirvana shit. They're like, we
- 11:56Speaker 1: need to swap child porn.
- 11:57Speaker 8: There was probably someone who was doing vents to the
- 12:00Speaker 8: Internet strictly for child porn. Yeah, someone was involved saying no,
- 12:04Speaker 8: this is for the government. It was definitely in the
- 12:08Speaker 8: back and end. We all know this is for Chad porn.
- 12:09Speaker 7: Yeah, the government who needed child porn.
- 12:11Speaker 1: It's like, we need a safe place for us to
- 12:12Speaker 1: trade child porn, like we need a fucking dark web press.
- 12:15Speaker 7: It was our gore, wasn't it that invented the Internet?
- 12:18Speaker 1: Somebody from the government, dude working with the Clintons under
- 12:21Speaker 1: the Epstein's dude a connected.
- 12:24Speaker 8: I would go as far as the say majority of
- 12:26Speaker 8: major companies. All that products came from the ideas of
- 12:30Speaker 8: this will help us touch kids, Tesla.
- 12:36Speaker 4: I mean you're probably right, which is crazy.
- 12:38Speaker 7: Driverless cars, have your hands free.
- 12:41Speaker 4: Anything, hands free, hands free calling, hands free, fucking anything.
- 12:44Speaker 4: Jeffazos just delivering child porn.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Child Yeah, everything's hands free. You can get touchy real fast.
- 12:53Speaker 1: It is. They said that all technological advancements are for porn,
- 12:57Speaker 1: but they leave out the child porn part of it.
- 12:59Speaker 4: That's really what all that's bad.
- 13:01Speaker 7: It's a bad look, Yeah, it is. Why are you
- 13:05Speaker 7: always talking about child porn, dude?
- 13:08Speaker 4: I don't know. I saw him do a half an
- 13:12Speaker 4: hour and it was just strictly child porn. It was
- 13:14Speaker 4: all child porn. We need we need to.
- 13:20Speaker 1: We need something to unlock our ability to talk about
- 13:23Speaker 1: child porn. We don't talk about it enough, and it's
- 13:25Speaker 1: about time.
- 13:26Speaker 4: I'm the only one that's the ball, the fucking balls.
- 13:31Speaker 4: These pussies won't talk about child porn.
- 13:34Speaker 7: Dude.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Uh, I think it's time for your bagel on box.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got a little bagel from the kitchen.
- 13:40Speaker 4: No, is that one of the sandwiches. Yeah, that's a
- 13:42Speaker 4: breakfast sandwich.
- 13:43Speaker 8: I don't like your pessimistic Yeah, you know about it
- 13:47Speaker 8: all right. It's a sausage, egg and cheese.
- 13:50Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 13:50Speaker 4: I unwrapped the back because that's where that's where the
- 13:52Speaker 4: goods are at.
- 13:53Speaker 7: What do you mean.
- 13:56Speaker 4: The batteries? You got to see the back of the sandwich,
- 13:59Speaker 4: Just those softing wet eggs. Oh yeah, there we go.
- 14:02Speaker 4: Look at that good fall to the eggs. What's your
- 14:04Speaker 4: thoughts on breakfast? Sandwich? Your breaksteah, I need to catch
- 14:08Speaker 4: a bo Let me take a bite? Yeah, get that
- 14:10Speaker 4: one bite?
- 14:11Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 14:13Speaker 1: You want to meet Dave margin to his office and
- 14:16Speaker 1: be like, why is my answer to the internet? Not
- 14:18Speaker 1: on the fucking internet?
- 14:19Speaker 4: People don't know. If I'd rather be a turtle without
- 14:21Speaker 4: a tongue, what was your answer to that?
- 14:26Speaker 1: You might as well get it off your chest. Now,
- 14:27Speaker 1: what was a turtle without a tongue or a rabbit
- 14:29Speaker 1: with no feet or something like that?
- 14:31Speaker 4: I said, would you rather be a dog with no
- 14:32Speaker 4: eggs or a turtle?
- 14:33Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 14:35Speaker 4: The dog with no legs?
- 14:36Speaker 1: You gotta be a turtle in no tongue. Turtle no tongue,
- 14:38Speaker 1: but they can fucking chomp down, you know what I mean?
- 14:41Speaker 7: Straw just snort?
- 14:44Speaker 4: Do you like that sandwich. It's all right, it's pretty bad, right,
- 14:48Speaker 4: It's it's good because it's free. Yeah, that's the only
- 14:51Speaker 4: reason that it's good. You can really only get like
- 14:53Speaker 4: the f you can really only eat the first like
- 14:55Speaker 4: the middle of it. You gotta get a couple knites
- 14:57Speaker 4: out of the middle, and then you toss it.
- 14:58Speaker 7: Like something from an airport.
- 14:59Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know where they get those. We have
- 15:01Speaker 4: them every single Monday and everyone hates them. Yeah, but
- 15:04Speaker 4: they were all gone today.
- 15:05Speaker 7: There was this was like the one. It was like
- 15:07Speaker 7: a loan survivor. There was only one left.
- 15:09Speaker 4: Really, they were all gone.
- 15:10Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 15:11Speaker 4: It's because the folks are in too. Oh yeah, they're like,
- 15:13Speaker 4: damn dude, I don't know. They get free fucking sandwiches here.
- 15:15Speaker 4: You gotta start coming to HP more often.
- 15:18Speaker 1: We've never seen any of these people. We don't even
- 15:19Speaker 1: know any of our coworkers. They're just random people. Are
- 15:22Speaker 1: you Are you usually a breakfast Are you a breakfast
- 15:25Speaker 1: guy or usually a uh?
- 15:27Speaker 4: You like to put something in your body in the morning?
- 15:30Speaker 4: What dick? What are you flirting with me? Yeah?
- 15:36Speaker 7: I like because I got some fucking piping hot sausage.
- 15:39Speaker 4: Brother.
- 15:40Speaker 7: If you like that, some pork sausage broke.
- 15:44Speaker 4: Yeah, I like to eat breakfast.
- 15:45Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 15:47Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so sick. A hard hitting question. That's so good.
- 15:51Speaker 4: This is gonna this is gonna be a great episode. Lunch, Yeah,
- 15:58Speaker 4: what do you think about lunch? You eat lunch? I'm
- 16:01Speaker 4: a I'm a lunch brunch on weekends. Oh way, bro,
- 16:08Speaker 4: that's awesome. So what have you been up to? Cal
- 16:13Speaker 4: tell us about yourself? How do you write your material?
- 16:16Speaker 12: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
- 16:19Speaker 12: I'm going so i can get Uber one for students.
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- 16:40Speaker 4: This good.
- 16:40Speaker 5: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
- 16:43Speaker 5: ninety nine a month.
- 16:44Speaker 4: Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply. Yeah wait,
- 16:48Speaker 4: where were you're so? Tell? I'll tell tell the viewers
- 16:50Speaker 4: about yourself.
- 16:52Speaker 7: I'm a comedian.
- 16:53Speaker 4: I'm irish. Yeah, you're Irish? Is that true?
- 16:56Speaker 7: Yeah, shut the fire, I'm an immigrant.
- 16:59Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
- 16:59Speaker 1: I had award ass encounter this past weekend. I was
- 17:01Speaker 1: sitting at a bar and uh, a couple with an
- 17:04Speaker 1: accent came up to me, and the bartender leaned over
- 17:06Speaker 1: and she was like, what part of Ireland are you from?
- 17:08Speaker 4: And they were like, we're from.
- 17:09Speaker 7: Scotland, which has got to be the biggest slat.
- 17:13Speaker 4: No, that's not as bad. No, what's the worst English? Oh?
- 17:18Speaker 4: Because the English suck?
- 17:19Speaker 1: You're British, aren't you like British at all?
- 17:22Speaker 4: Yeah? But people just don't know. They just hear. They
- 17:24Speaker 4: just hear an accent. People think I'm Australian all the time.
- 17:27Speaker 4: I could see Australian, but British, you know, I get.
- 17:29Speaker 7: I get Russians see me and.
- 17:32Speaker 8: They stopped me and because they think I'm Russian people
- 17:35Speaker 8: every day I walked through and I was just here
- 17:37Speaker 8: to go, and I'm like, I also get the president
- 17:43Speaker 8: of the Ukraine.
- 17:44Speaker 4: People think I look like yeah you do Lensky? Yeah,
- 17:48Speaker 4: the two wise everything I post people you do kind
- 17:51Speaker 4: of look like him.
- 17:52Speaker 7: He's a heart throb too, Like people are you're in
- 17:54Speaker 7: like creaming for bo.
- 17:55Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a little bigger. He's like, uh, shut the fuck,
- 17:58Speaker 4: he's a little more jack than Yeah, he's going to
- 18:00Speaker 4: a fucking war right now.
- 18:01Speaker 7: Yeah, he has to be Jazzo on the.
- 18:03Speaker 4: Front lines fight.
- 18:04Speaker 7: He's gonna fake buddy. It's not even him, it's a
- 18:07Speaker 7: whole body double.
- 18:08Speaker 4: He's an actor, yeah that, he's also a comedian. Yeah.
- 18:11Speaker 1: Yeah, he just got a significantly hotter dude to be
- 18:13Speaker 1: his body double for war times.
- 18:15Speaker 4: Yeah. Probably. You think presidents have body doubles? Y Yeah, yeah.
- 18:20Speaker 1: Wouldn't you get someone a little bit better looking than
- 18:21Speaker 1: you now you get someone uglier?
- 18:23Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 18:24Speaker 1: No, because that's the dude everyone sees. So you want
- 18:26Speaker 1: people to think that you're super hot.
- 18:28Speaker 4: But then when they see me in person, they're like, well,
- 18:29Speaker 4: you're in way better shape than I thought you were.
- 18:33Speaker 1: You rather, you'd rather the few people that meet you
- 18:35Speaker 1: rather than the millions that see you from afar.
- 18:37Speaker 7: Yes, that's some bullshit. How long have you been over here?
- 18:40Speaker 11: Bro?
- 18:40Speaker 1: How long have you been living here? You don't dress
- 18:42Speaker 1: like you're Irish?
- 18:43Speaker 7: What's what do you want to ki?
- 18:47Speaker 4: Kilt on?
- 18:47Speaker 1: A little pig under my arm, A big ass chunky sweater,
- 18:50Speaker 1: I'm going to Ireland this summer for the first time.
- 18:52Speaker 7: Oh, you're gonna love it.
- 18:53Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I will love it.
- 18:55Speaker 7: It's great. I'm going with my family and they're all like,
- 18:57Speaker 7: what do you want to do?
- 18:58Speaker 1: Like you and I'm like, the only thing I want
- 18:59Speaker 1: to do as I pull up at a bar and
- 19:01Speaker 1: fucking drink a heavy ass beer for fucking eighteen hours straight.
- 19:04Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 19:04Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty much all it. No Ireland as a
- 19:06Speaker 4: vacation is the best.
- 19:08Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 19:08Speaker 4: Yeah, it's boring to live there, but visiting is the best.
- 19:11Speaker 7: I what's the difference as far as lifestyle and how
- 19:13Speaker 7: it goes down?
- 19:14Speaker 8: Wow, you're drinking every day? Well I guess that's the
- 19:17Speaker 8: same regardless, but like you just on vacation. It's just
- 19:19Speaker 8: like it's fun to go visit, but like things close
- 19:21Speaker 8: relatively early.
- 19:22Speaker 14: You know, you can get a coffee really five pm
- 19:26Speaker 14: ever and shut. That sucks, but it's fun.
- 19:28Speaker 4: Do you go back a lot? Yeah? I tried to
- 19:30Speaker 4: go back at least once a year. I didn't go
- 19:32Speaker 4: home last year because of COVID. COVID yeah exactly, But
- 19:35Speaker 4: I'm going home in October December. Oh hell yeah. Yeah,
- 19:39Speaker 4: what's the best time they get out there July, probably
- 19:42Speaker 4: that's likely to be raining.
- 19:43Speaker 1: Dude, I didn't realize that it's skinny as fuck up
- 19:45Speaker 1: there that you can just go from like you can
- 19:47Speaker 1: go from oh yeah, short to shore in like thirty
- 19:50Speaker 1: minutes or whatever.
- 19:50Speaker 7: It is three and a half hour, three.
- 19:52Speaker 1: Hours, so you just could throw a fucking baseball from
- 19:57Speaker 1: fucking short to shore out there, and it's cool.
- 20:00Speaker 7: And everywhere is different too.
- 20:01Speaker 8: It's like, you know, even though it's only a three
- 20:03Speaker 8: hour drive, like the accent, you'll go to like four
- 20:05Speaker 8: different accents or you even get to the other side
- 20:08Speaker 8: yet oh yeah, there's like a really deep one, right,
- 20:10Speaker 8: every everywhere has a different acts like thick you were
- 20:12Speaker 8: telling me about this poor there's like a really what's
- 20:14Speaker 8: the where is the area that has like a super
- 20:16Speaker 8: like you can't even understand what they're saying. So just
- 20:18Speaker 8: those parts of like down there's parts of like in carry,
- 20:22Speaker 8: which is said where they sound like chickens and I
- 20:26Speaker 8: don't understand them.
- 20:26Speaker 4: They how's the morning, Molly from Ireland? She's Liverpool.
- 20:34Speaker 7: She's Liverpool.
- 20:35Speaker 4: So all the Irish moved.
- 20:37Speaker 8: To Liverpool back in the day and that's where they
- 20:39Speaker 8: get that horrible accent from.
- 20:44Speaker 4: The dude. It does.
- 20:48Speaker 1: It strikes me as weird, how like accents do affect
- 20:51Speaker 1: like the pitch and tone of your voice, Like there
- 20:53Speaker 1: are people who have a higher voice, and like there's
- 20:55Speaker 1: deeper accents, like the people sitting next to me at
- 20:57Speaker 1: the bar of the Scottish people like the dude and
- 20:59Speaker 1: the I've had like like deep ass voices.
- 21:02Speaker 7: It was kind of sweet though.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Yeah, as a guy who doesn't have a super deep voice,
- 21:05Speaker 1: I was a little jealous that culturally they just have
- 21:07Speaker 1: that fucking nice I was fucking deep voice, Like it
- 21:11Speaker 1: took some fucking helium or what's the opposite of helium?
- 21:14Speaker 4: That makes what is it?
- 21:16Speaker 3: What?
- 21:16Speaker 11: What it is?
- 21:17Speaker 4: Some fuck? I forget what it's called.
- 21:19Speaker 1: What is of the American accents you've heard, which ones
- 21:22Speaker 1: like strike you as like real goofy and which ones sound.
- 21:25Speaker 4: Cool to you?
- 21:26Speaker 8: Goofy and will be like fucking there's a Ben Avery
- 21:32Speaker 8: the fucking Wisconsin And remember the The Making Murderer, Making
- 21:38Speaker 8: Making Murderer.
- 21:39Speaker 4: Do you remember that show?
- 21:40Speaker 5: Oh?
- 21:40Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, is that where they were from?
- 21:42Speaker 7: I don't remember that.
- 21:43Speaker 4: It's like a Midwest accent, Yeah, yes, I could from Wisconsin.
- 21:47Speaker 7: Cheese and gis Polish.
- 21:50Speaker 4: It yes, and even some some sort of Chicago accent,
- 21:53Speaker 4: the kind of yeah that Midwest. I never really picked
- 21:55Speaker 4: up that much on the Midwest Chicago accent.
- 21:58Speaker 1: My mom is from Chicago, go, and she'd always be like, Adam,
- 22:01Speaker 1: go get your jacket.
- 22:02Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly how it sounds.
- 22:07Speaker 7: Fargo.
- 22:08Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the Fargo so goofy. I love it though.
- 22:13Speaker 4: I think it's so funny.
- 22:15Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 22:16Speaker 4: When the police officer, like investigating a triple homicide, they're like, wow, wow,
- 22:20Speaker 4: not looking too good. I can't do it. He blue
- 22:22Speaker 4: his head right off.
- 22:24Speaker 1: And they always talk about because they're from Minnesota and
- 22:27Speaker 1: or like or yeah, but they're always like Minnesota nice,
- 22:30Speaker 1: Like we're nice as fuck from Minnesota.
- 22:32Speaker 4: Like if you have to tell people all the time
- 22:33Speaker 4: how nice.
- 22:34Speaker 1: You are, and just because you have a sweet ass accent,
- 22:36Speaker 1: you're probably not that nice, dude.
- 22:37Speaker 4: That's they're just very like proper and they're just bragging.
- 22:40Speaker 7: About being nice.
- 22:40Speaker 4: That doesn't strike me as nice. Either just be nice
- 22:42Speaker 4: or don't. I don't think they're that nice. It's being
- 22:44Speaker 4: nice as your thing just means you have nothing, Yeah,
- 22:46Speaker 4: I mean you have nothing at all. It's true, you know,
- 22:51Speaker 4: I'm just like scared that people aren't gonna like, you know, nice.
- 22:54Speaker 4: You don't even have statues or amaton. You're just like
- 22:56Speaker 4: we all wait to nice people.
- 22:57Speaker 1: Some yeah, nice people get rolled the funk over they
- 23:00Speaker 1: have they have corn, Yeah a lot of corn.
- 23:03Speaker 4: Nice people have corn. Yeah, nice tons of corn. I
- 23:07Speaker 4: don't even think they're that nice, dude. When I lived
- 23:09Speaker 4: in uh I lived in Wisconsin for like a month,
- 23:11Speaker 4: and they like don't like, like when you're walking down
- 23:15Speaker 4: the street. I noticed that, like they don't look at
- 23:16Speaker 4: you or like make they don't even like attempt to
- 23:19Speaker 4: like because like when you're in like the suburbs of
- 23:20Speaker 4: somewhere else, say Massachusetts, you wave to people. Yeah you're
- 23:24Speaker 4: walking by the ship. Hey, how's it going. Yeah yeah,
- 23:28Speaker 4: in Wisconsin, it's like they look in Wisconsin they look no,
- 23:33Speaker 4: it's true, hey like and and in Wisconsin they look
- 23:39Speaker 4: the other way. Yeah, they like mad at you. They
- 23:42Speaker 4: turn around, they like don't they try and avoid eye
- 23:45Speaker 4: contact with you? Why you don't like New York, if
- 23:47Speaker 4: it's two people walking on a street and like it's
- 23:50Speaker 4: just you guys, they won't even like acknowledge you.
- 23:52Speaker 1: Maybe because nice people are scared as fun. That's why
- 23:55Speaker 1: they're nice, because they're just You're a hoodlum, Just a hoodlum.
- 23:58Speaker 4: I know, I'm a trouble maker. That's it. Your neighborly
- 24:02Speaker 4: trouble mind. Nickname around here is trouble maker. Yeah it is.
- 24:06Speaker 1: You're a bad motherfucker in these parts. What were you
- 24:08Speaker 1: guys doing together on?
- 24:10Speaker 11: All? Right?
- 24:10Speaker 1: First, I want to know what accents you think are
- 24:12Speaker 1: sweet in the US. What's a fucking sweet ass accent
- 24:14Speaker 1: that we have? And I guess southern Southern is nice? Yeah,
- 24:19Speaker 1: it can be, But you know, that's like such a
- 24:21Speaker 1: wide range.
- 24:22Speaker 8: But I can't really hear the difference between like a
- 24:24Speaker 8: Texas and like Tennessee or something.
- 24:27Speaker 4: I wouldn't really know. Yeah, you guys might be able
- 24:29Speaker 4: to tell the difference. I can't.
- 24:31Speaker 1: What's your perception of Southerners like fucking that they're fucking
- 24:34Speaker 1: cowboys or do you think they're simple folk?
- 24:37Speaker 4: Yeah? But nice blend a little hybrid simple man with
- 24:41Speaker 4: a cowboy hat. I like him. Yeah, I like him too.
- 24:45Speaker 1: I like I like all the people except for the
- 24:47Speaker 1: fucking mid those nice ass Midwestern nurse.
- 24:49Speaker 4: Were you just in Texas or are you going there?
- 24:51Speaker 7: Soon going next week. Oh nice, you get your tickets?
- 24:54Speaker 4: Yeah, get your tickets. Yeah, plug your plug your ship.
- 24:56Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I've got dates coming up in Houston, Austin,
- 25:00Speaker 8: San Antonio, And you can get tickets on my social
- 25:03Speaker 8: media at Callum Turtle Fuckers.
- 25:06Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I'm about to buy some tickets. I'm not
- 25:09Speaker 1: even gonna go to the show, but I'm about to
- 25:10Speaker 1: buy just to support good. Do you care either way? Like,
- 25:12Speaker 1: as long as the tickets are bought, right.
- 25:14Speaker 7: I wouldn't care. Do you want a warm body in
- 25:16Speaker 7: the seat?
- 25:16Speaker 4: I would.
- 25:16Speaker 7: I would prefer any body of any temperature.
- 25:21Speaker 1: A cold ass body. I'll send a cadaver over, bro.
- 25:24Speaker 1: I can't make it, but I'm gonna send them a
- 25:25Speaker 1: little body double over, something else.
- 25:27Speaker 4: To sit around.
- 25:28Speaker 8: Didn't them fifty cent do that to like jarrul or
- 25:30Speaker 8: something where he bought like an entire the whole section.
- 25:33Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, from a couple of us.
- 25:36Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't he buy the hole? He bought all the tickets.
- 25:38Speaker 1: I thought, what a fucking savage. But honestly, that wouldn't
- 25:41Speaker 1: bother me that much. If I was just going on,
- 25:42Speaker 1: he's getting the money.
- 25:43Speaker 4: They would buy it. As a comedian that's like horrific.
- 25:46Speaker 8: Show up and just have no one except for one
- 25:48Speaker 8: person in the crowd really miles down the back.
- 25:50Speaker 4: What would you even do?
- 25:52Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 25:52Speaker 4: I'd still be crowd work, to be honest, I'd be
- 25:54Speaker 4: happy for the money. Yeah yeah, I mean yeah, it's
- 25:56Speaker 4: like nothing really like one person might see you bomb
- 26:00Speaker 4: the worst. Yeah. I need the money more than I
- 26:02Speaker 4: need my pridect.
- 26:05Speaker 1: I did a rap show one time when there was
- 26:06Speaker 1: where there was literally one person in the in the room.
- 26:09Speaker 1: It was like a place where you walk through like
- 26:12Speaker 1: the bar, and then you go to the back room.
- 26:14Speaker 1: You go through two double doors and there was just
- 26:15Speaker 1: like one person there like watching the show. And there
- 26:18Speaker 1: was like four or five people at the bar, like
- 26:20Speaker 1: they could have easily just walked into the next room
- 26:22Speaker 1: and support the rap show. But it was one person there,
- 26:25Speaker 1: just maybe the most humiliating and humbling thing of all time.
- 26:29Speaker 1: Probably couldn't have.
- 26:29Speaker 4: Felt worse about my money and you have to give
- 26:31Speaker 4: it all, like yo yo, you turn around to the ground,
- 26:40Speaker 4: hands up, fucking lighters up.
- 26:42Speaker 7: The dude didn't have one. I gave him mind, not
- 26:46Speaker 7: like that. It was fucking bad.
- 26:52Speaker 4: The fame. There's a famous story of a comedian who
- 26:55Speaker 4: knows if it's true.
- 26:55Speaker 8: But in Edinburgh they have the Edinburgh Fringe, and that
- 26:58Speaker 8: you can have some bad shows out there, because it's
- 27:00Speaker 8: like some day it's sold out. The next day there's
- 27:02Speaker 8: two people and you just do the show. And then
- 27:05Speaker 8: some guy went out and there's two people in the
- 27:08Speaker 8: crowd and they're kind of down to the end. They said, fuck,
- 27:10Speaker 8: I'll just do the set. And one of them is
- 27:12Speaker 8: laughing enough and the other person's not really laughing. And
- 27:15Speaker 8: at one point the person gets up and leaves. One
- 27:18Speaker 8: of them gets up and leaves, and the other films
- 27:20Speaker 8: just staying there and he doesn't, and so he just
- 27:22Speaker 8: keeps doing this act but he's not getting a single
- 27:24Speaker 8: laugh for like thirty minutes. He's just someone in the shadows.
- 27:27Speaker 8: And at the end he's like, all right, thanks, it's over,
- 27:29Speaker 8: and doesn't get a single laugh. And then he turns
- 27:32Speaker 8: on the light. There was a guy's jacket. No, he's
- 27:37Speaker 8: just doing material to empty chair. That was the silhouette
- 27:42Speaker 8: of a human.
- 27:42Speaker 4: Yeah, that's unreal. That's fucking hilarious. I hope that's true.
- 27:46Speaker 8: Yeah, it could be Edinburgh's brutal I had i had
- 27:48Speaker 8: a show before. There was eight people and I walked everyone.
- 27:51Speaker 8: I walked the entire walked out. Yeah, it was just
- 27:54Speaker 8: how long did you do?
- 27:56Speaker 7: Fifteen minutes maybe, But I went out.
- 27:58Speaker 4: It was bad though, it was. I was a quick
- 28:00Speaker 4: walking dude. It started bad and they got worse dude,
- 28:04Speaker 4: but I was.
- 28:05Speaker 8: I wasn't in the mood. Sometimes audiences just aren't up
- 28:08Speaker 8: for it. It just happens, just just an organic thing.
- 28:11Speaker 8: It doesn't even matter. You can be at the comedy
- 28:12Speaker 8: selling on a Saturday night and just just a dodge
- 28:14Speaker 8: crowd for some reason.
- 28:15Speaker 4: I don't know why, but it was like that. And
- 28:17Speaker 4: I came out and I did like a joke, and
- 28:18Speaker 4: then someone left, like pretty much straight away. It was
- 28:21Speaker 4: like the first joke, Nope, and he left.
- 28:24Speaker 7: I remember what you.
- 28:25Speaker 8: Said or where the joke was, or like what it
- 28:27Speaker 8: was something probably I think it was something about having
- 28:30Speaker 8: sex with special needs.
- 28:34Speaker 4: Was actually I think something about I can't remember what
- 28:38Speaker 4: the joke was, something about neither was gonna take off
- 28:40Speaker 4: the bra or something I can't remember what it was exactly,
- 28:45Speaker 4: something like that.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Way to go out, you're not trying to save your audience.
- 28:49Speaker 8: I did the up size like I'm gonna make this
- 28:50Speaker 8: bad for it, but I keep the funk out of here.
- 28:52Speaker 4: And I came out to it like no applause.
- 28:54Speaker 7: Like it started.
- 28:54Speaker 4: Yeah, it happened to me last night with the host
- 28:56Speaker 4: like give it up. Yeah. The crowd was like, no,
- 28:58Speaker 4: I'm not giving it then, but why would you? Yeah,
- 29:01Speaker 4: it's so, it's so, and it's like they're paying to
- 29:04Speaker 4: be there. Yeah, and they just sit there and they
- 29:05Speaker 4: just sit there like angry, like I'm forced them to
- 29:08Speaker 4: go exactly yeah and yes, and then they got it
- 29:11Speaker 4: and then I went, that's one. Let's see what else happens.
- 29:13Speaker 8: And then I just kept going harder and harder, and
- 29:15Speaker 8: then eventually someone else left and I got down to
- 29:17Speaker 8: like two couples, and then one couple got up and
- 29:19Speaker 8: left and I go, do you guys want to keep calling?
- 29:21Speaker 8: And the guy goes, let's just hang it up.
- 29:23Speaker 4: There were you were you like the last person to
- 29:28Speaker 4: go up. I was headlining, so I was the only person.
- 29:32Speaker 4: So it's like, there's this an hour have been awesome.
- 29:33Speaker 4: If you were the first person, you just ruin the
- 29:35Speaker 4: show for everyone loads. I love to do that.
- 29:39Speaker 7: A room of one hundred being able to clear out
- 29:41Speaker 7: a whole fucking room.
- 29:45Speaker 4: The room clear.
- 29:47Speaker 7: Was this that fringe? Was this a Edinburgh Fringe? The
- 29:49Speaker 7: Edinburgh Fringe?
- 29:50Speaker 4: Yeah, what is that like?
- 29:51Speaker 1: Is it like plays and ship like that or is it?
- 29:54Speaker 1: Is it comedy?
- 29:55Speaker 8: There's loads of stuff. Yeah, there's plays, just comedy, there's music. Yeah,
- 30:00Speaker 8: it's everything, every single thing. There's like a motorbike fucking
- 30:04Speaker 8: festival at the same time, it's just Edinburgh's just a
- 30:07Speaker 8: small town or city in Scotland and then there's like
- 30:11Speaker 8: millions of people come in for a month for this
- 30:14Speaker 8: whole festival and it's just everywheyear.
- 30:15Speaker 7: Turn It's just like a carnival. The streets are packed.
- 30:18Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 30:19Speaker 7: Yeah, it's fun.
- 30:20Speaker 8: So there's loads of shit though, you know, there's comedy.
- 30:22Speaker 8: There's a lot of gay drama stuff.
- 30:24Speaker 7: Yeah, dude.
- 30:24Speaker 1: My freshman year of college I was in I was
- 30:27Speaker 1: in a fucking play at Penn State. It was called
- 30:30Speaker 1: Word Up and the dude wrote it. It was a
- 30:32Speaker 1: fucking like. It was a play where like and they
- 30:35Speaker 1: basically put me in the play because I was like
- 30:37Speaker 1: a white dude that could rap. There was like a
- 30:38Speaker 1: part of the whole play where I go out into
- 30:40Speaker 1: the crowd and people would hold shit up and I
- 30:42Speaker 1: would like freestyle off. I was just like like pretty
- 30:44Speaker 1: much learning how to rap or whatever. But the play
- 30:46Speaker 1: did like well enough at Penn State, and the whole
- 30:48Speaker 1: time they were like this summer, we got fucking signed
- 30:51Speaker 1: to Fringe. Dude, We're going to fucking Fringe, and they
- 30:53Speaker 1: made it seem like it was like the fucking like
- 30:55Speaker 1: like cans or something like that, that it was like
- 30:58Speaker 1: a massive thing, and then they just fucking canceled on us.
- 31:00Speaker 4: They're probably like a fucking white dude.
- 31:02Speaker 1: That wraps to the crowd, fucked, We're not having this
- 31:07Speaker 1: fucking play at Fringe or whatever. But I've always wondered
- 31:10Speaker 1: what I mean, it kind of sounds sweet just having
- 31:11Speaker 1: like a motorcycle rally and people trying to do stand
- 31:14Speaker 1: up or whatever.
- 31:14Speaker 8: It's not well, there's so many different types there. It's
- 31:17Speaker 8: like the worst bar show comedy. There's people just doing
- 31:21Speaker 8: comedy on the street. There's people just tiny little rooms
- 31:24Speaker 8: like this, like you'll there is rooms like this. We
- 31:26Speaker 8: just go in and there's like they can fit fifteen
- 31:28Speaker 8: twenty people in their tiny room. And then there's also
- 31:30Speaker 8: celebrities that go play like thousands seater venues so there's
- 31:33Speaker 8: like loads of different stuff.
- 31:34Speaker 1: Is it happening like on the streets, Like can you
- 31:36Speaker 1: tell when you're walking around that it's happening or is
- 31:39Speaker 1: it like when you go to like a film festival
- 31:40Speaker 1: and you're like, I didn't even know it was happening
- 31:42Speaker 1: in the city because they're just in theaters.
- 31:44Speaker 4: Now in Edinburgh it's so busy that you can't walk
- 31:46Speaker 4: down the street because it's so packed. So you know
- 31:49Speaker 4: it's on.
- 31:49Speaker 8: Yeah, and it's expensive too. Rent goes through the roof. Yeah,
- 31:52Speaker 8: maybe you should go do your little wrap thing.
- 31:54Speaker 7: I kind of want to do my little wrap thing, dude.
- 31:56Speaker 4: Yeah, go I should look schwe week go yeah, look
- 32:00Speaker 4: it's pepper spray? Is that a bagel? I would like
- 32:07Speaker 4: plant people in the fucking crowd to like hold ship up.
- 32:09Speaker 4: But how much stuff could possibly in someone's hambag? You
- 32:11Speaker 4: know what I mean? It's just wallets and keys, always keyspes, runs.
- 32:16Speaker 1: Of vape papes. I don't know, uh, like the nape
- 32:19Speaker 1: of someone's neck. Maybe I'll we talk a lot about
- 32:22Speaker 1: the napes of necks and ship like that ones.
- 32:24Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, heavy hitter. It's like name.
- 32:32Speaker 1: The theater crowd is like the fucking easiest crowd to
- 32:36Speaker 1: uh to like please though. That's why Hamilton went off
- 32:39Speaker 1: because like those people are just fucking like pleased by
- 32:42Speaker 1: like the simplest thing. They're like pleased by, like the
- 32:44Speaker 1: fucking easiest joke, like the simplest ship.
- 32:47Speaker 4: You don't like, din't candled, I didn't.
- 32:49Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna watch it, dude, I'm never gonna
- 32:51Speaker 1: see ham You've never seen it.
- 32:52Speaker 4: No, they're doing an all white reboot maybe, yeah, alright,
- 32:59Speaker 4: they do trout once Tom McDonald's is playing country music
- 33:03Speaker 4: instead of fucking this hip hop. Yeah, like fuck with
- 33:07Speaker 4: like that stuff.
- 33:08Speaker 7: What hip hopera?
- 33:09Speaker 4: Uh or plays like plays neither. It's just never been
- 33:12Speaker 4: something that I'm into at all. I remember we just
- 33:14Speaker 4: to have to go watch like the school play, and
- 33:16Speaker 4: like when I was in high school and it was
- 33:18Speaker 4: like always I was always like this fucking socks.
- 33:20Speaker 7: Because drama kids.
- 33:21Speaker 1: It's just like tough. It's like I know, this isn't happening. Yeah,
- 33:24Speaker 1: you would never break out it, like you would never
- 33:26Speaker 1: sing like that. Actually just doesn't happen.
- 33:28Speaker 4: Yeah, musicals though, I kind of fuck with you do
- 33:31Speaker 4: what you like? He Yeah, so that doesn't make sense
- 33:33Speaker 4: at all I like music, but actually I take it back.
- 33:36Speaker 4: I didn't like the plays where there's no music. Yeah,
- 33:39Speaker 4: but I saw some musical answers.
- 33:40Speaker 1: Question, what's your favorite what's your favorite musical?
- 33:42Speaker 4: Phantom of the Opera? Oh yeah, yeah, Rips. I love
- 33:46Speaker 4: the soundtrack on that. Yeah that's so fucking good. Yeah,
- 33:50Speaker 4: that ship's fucking sweet. What's your favorite musical?
- 33:53Speaker 7: We gets?
- 33:53Speaker 4: What really gets your tot happened?
- 33:55Speaker 7: I like Oklahoma? Retten, Oh the camera.
- 33:59Speaker 4: Friends. You're actually like one likes to milk a cow
- 34:04Speaker 4: likes to pull up.
- 34:06Speaker 7: You're like I gotta get to the US.
- 34:10Speaker 4: Expecting when you were coming over?
- 34:12Speaker 7: Yeah, come man, really.
- 34:15Speaker 4: Did you when you moved here? Did you move here
- 34:17Speaker 4: for comedy? It was part of it. Yeah, I was
- 34:19Speaker 4: going to so you were doing comedy in Ireland? I
- 34:21Speaker 4: had started in Ireland. Yeah, how that go? It was good?
- 34:24Speaker 8: Yeah, but it's a small scene. Yeah, you know, like
- 34:26Speaker 8: you can get up. My first year I did that,
- 34:29Speaker 8: performed like twelve times.
- 34:30Speaker 4: I open mics. Oh, just you go do an open mic,
- 34:33Speaker 4: and then they'd be like all I see you in
- 34:34Speaker 4: four weeks and like all right.
- 34:36Speaker 8: They just wanted to just be knowing as to do
- 34:39Speaker 8: really yeah, and then like, so if if it went well,
- 34:41Speaker 8: you'd be happy, but if you bomb, you just have
- 34:43Speaker 8: four weeks of just being miserable.
- 34:45Speaker 4: Yeah to get back up. Yeah Yah, that blows. That's terrible.
- 34:48Speaker 7: And you're just like, were you like working on it
- 34:50Speaker 7: or you just like let it go and just be like,
- 34:52Speaker 7: I'll just pick.
- 34:52Speaker 4: It up in four weeks. Yeah, I flipped that line
- 34:56Speaker 4: four weeks waiting.
- 34:58Speaker 8: At the beginning, I used to do like I just
- 35:00Speaker 8: did a different ten minute set every single time.
- 35:02Speaker 11: Really.
- 35:02Speaker 8: Yeah, I think at the beginning, you're just like so
- 35:04Speaker 8: happy to get on board. You just wanted to talk
- 35:06Speaker 8: and talk and talk things like that. Yeah, and then
- 35:08Speaker 8: you moved here and then it's whatever. But I was
- 35:10Speaker 8: gonna leave Ireland anyway. There's something ingrained in our soul
- 35:13Speaker 8: to just get the fuck off that something. I don't
- 35:16Speaker 8: know what it is, but we're all just everyone's just
- 35:18Speaker 8: walking around and gone, this can't be yea. I swear
- 35:24Speaker 8: everyone's at my brother he went to Australia.
- 35:26Speaker 7: I came here.
- 35:27Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, my sister went to the Caribbean.
- 35:29Speaker 8: What's the most popular place that people go, Like, do
- 35:31Speaker 8: they all come here there or is just Australia more
- 35:33Speaker 8: so now. Yeah, yeah, they used to all come here,
- 35:35Speaker 8: but then fucking nine to eleven and maybe.
- 35:38Speaker 7: Australia's never had a nine to eleven.
- 35:40Speaker 1: But you probably couldn't talk to your brother all during
- 35:42Speaker 1: COVID or whatever. Weren't they on like some kind of
- 35:44Speaker 1: crazy lockdown Australia. I think they didn't even get on.
- 35:46Speaker 7: The phone or whatever.
- 35:48Speaker 4: And I don't even get on the phone.
- 35:50Speaker 7: Yeah, they couldn't even write letters to each other.
- 35:53Speaker 4: Somebody kicked the door whatever, who is that fucking put
- 35:57Speaker 4: the phone down? So how long? How long did you
- 35:59Speaker 4: move to fourteen? Fourteen?
- 36:03Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 36:03Speaker 8: Yeah, I moved here to New York, New York the
- 36:05Speaker 8: whole time, New York the whole time. Yeah, so I
- 36:08Speaker 8: don't really know why anyway. It's like, yeah, visited obviously,
- 36:11Speaker 8: you know, except.
- 36:12Speaker 4: Except you've been going around though you've been doing shows. Yeah,
- 36:14Speaker 4: but that's like you don't know why. You don't know
- 36:17Speaker 4: why to see the city when you're doing that.
- 36:18Speaker 7: Yeah, and all the city cities are so shit. Yeah,
- 36:21Speaker 7: because every time you go physics.
- 36:22Speaker 4: What's your favorite one that you've done? What? It's like,
- 36:24Speaker 4: what's your favorite city you've been to? Aside for New
- 36:26Speaker 4: York golf.
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- 36:55Speaker 4: I have no idea. I don't know. Did you do Nashville? No,
- 37:01Speaker 4: not yet, not yet. I'm doing it.
- 37:03Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna do Nashville, doing Zanni's September eleventh. Actually,
- 37:06Speaker 8: we haven't a theme to the show.
- 37:10Speaker 7: Wait, it's not even on September eleventh. It's just September eleventh.
- 37:12Speaker 4: Theme show in August All September eleventh, nine eleven, memorabilia.
- 37:19Speaker 7: Exactly, It's it's a celebration.
- 37:22Speaker 4: Half price tickets if you dress like a terrorist.
- 37:27Speaker 5: Just so you know.
- 37:29Speaker 4: Nashville, Yeah, come out Nashville. Wraps up, wrap up, wrap up.
- 37:34Speaker 4: I'll be selling my own merchant yeah, exactly. Do you
- 37:39Speaker 4: think looking booking, do you think it's hard to book
- 37:42Speaker 4: a show on nine to eleven because like everyone wants
- 37:44Speaker 4: to do nine to eleven shows. No, I don't think so.
- 37:47Speaker 4: People don't even acknowledge it anymore. I don't think like
- 37:50Speaker 4: way what I don't acknowledge it, like I mean, like,
- 37:54Speaker 4: but it's not like a day of observance.
- 37:55Speaker 7: It's not like everyone is just like sit in silence
- 37:58Speaker 7: and like no, but like.
- 37:59Speaker 4: For like, like I'm sure a lot of comedians want
- 38:01Speaker 4: to go up on nine eleven because they can do
- 38:02Speaker 4: like low hanging nine to eleven jokes.
- 38:05Speaker 8: They could, I guess potentially, I don't. I wouldn't know
- 38:08Speaker 8: any of those type of comics. I hang around with
- 38:11Speaker 8: good comics. Yeah, yeah, you're just sitting around. We talked
- 38:14Speaker 8: about fucking babies and like we've moved on.
- 38:18Speaker 4: From nine to eleven. I'm an artist, Yeah you are,
- 38:24Speaker 4: respect nine eleven jogs are very topical for a while
- 38:27Speaker 4: where it's like, you know, sex with disabled children is
- 38:29Speaker 4: just like a contant that's.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Ever green, that's not going that will as long as
- 38:33Speaker 1: human beings are alive, that will be part of our repertoire.
- 38:36Speaker 11: It will.
- 38:37Speaker 1: There will be a sect of us that are doing that.
- 38:38Speaker 1: And I say us, and yeah, inclusively and there's not a.
- 38:42Speaker 4: Yeah, And you can go to any country and they'll
- 38:44Speaker 4: just get it. Yeah they've got it too. Of course
- 38:48Speaker 4: they embrace it more too.
- 38:49Speaker 1: Yeah, they've got it everywhere. What was the decision like
- 38:53Speaker 1: to to move here? What was what did you have
- 38:56Speaker 1: to like fucking tell a bunch of people or you
- 38:58Speaker 1: just like funk it up. I did it on a whim.
- 39:00Speaker 4: I did it on a whim.
- 39:01Speaker 7: Didn't tell anyone.
- 39:04Speaker 4: Awesome? Did you say? Whim? And that's the type of
- 39:08Speaker 4: thing that I would like I've been saying it wrong. Whim. Yeah.
- 39:13Speaker 8: I finished college and then I just hated I had
- 39:16Speaker 8: a job like working for like AT and T type thing.
- 39:19Speaker 8: I just hated it, and I think I was hung
- 39:21Speaker 8: over and I was just like, this can't be it.
- 39:23Speaker 8: So you just packed your ship and I went into
- 39:25Speaker 8: the city straight after work and I went to like
- 39:27Speaker 8: a travel agent type thing where it organized visas and stuff.
- 39:30Speaker 8: And I just like right down and just put down
- 39:32Speaker 8: like two thousand euro whatever it was to cost for
- 39:35Speaker 8: me to come over here.
- 39:36Speaker 7: I just came home.
- 39:36Speaker 4: It was like moving us moving to New York. No,
- 39:41Speaker 4: that's crazy. What did they say?
- 39:43Speaker 7: Just yeah, I see you later? That's awesome.
- 39:47Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, just see what I was. Yeah, but I
- 39:51Speaker 8: was going to I could go for a year. I
- 39:54Speaker 8: was either going to go to London.
- 39:56Speaker 4: Or New York. And at the time, I had a
- 39:58Speaker 4: graduate visa because I graduated college, so you're allowed come
- 40:01Speaker 4: over for a year. And yeah, so I just fucking
- 40:04Speaker 4: might as well trying New York while I can. Yeah,
- 40:06Speaker 4: that one year turned into fucking seven or eight or
- 40:07Speaker 4: whatever that is. Now, that's awesome.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, Yeah, okay, you where'd you move first?
- 40:12Speaker 4: When you were out here? Were you living with roommates?
- 40:14Speaker 4: Were you living solo?
- 40:15Speaker 7: God?
- 40:16Speaker 8: So there was a girl I knew from college who
- 40:18Speaker 8: lived out and Hoboken, and she, like politely in passing,
- 40:22Speaker 8: was like, if you need somewhere to crash, you can
- 40:23Speaker 8: stay in my head really and I showed up, was like, Hey,
- 40:27Speaker 8: I'm coming here on Friday. It was like Wednesday. I
- 40:29Speaker 8: messaged her. I was like, I'll be here on Friday.
- 40:31Speaker 4: Can I crash?
- 40:32Speaker 7: And she was like, I guess you know I have
- 40:34Speaker 7: all my earthly belongings yeaheah.
- 40:36Speaker 8: And then I didn't leave her house for like six
- 40:38Speaker 8: or seven days, and then she was She's like Tonice
- 40:40Speaker 8: here last night.
- 40:41Speaker 4: I don't care where you have to go. You've got
- 40:42Speaker 4: to leave that, damn. She was like, that's I think
- 40:45Speaker 4: I was having days in that. But I you're gonna say,
- 40:46Speaker 4: six seven months, I didn't even know that. You barely
- 40:51Speaker 4: knew how you did it.
- 40:52Speaker 8: No, yeah, I kind of knew her, like Burley, you know.
- 40:55Speaker 8: And then then I've stayed in the worst place of
- 40:58Speaker 8: all tops. I stayed in the place in Browns in Brooklyn.
- 41:03Speaker 8: It was a fucking ship hold, dude. I think I
- 41:05Speaker 8: was paying like the entire rent for the entire house.
- 41:08Speaker 8: It was like someone's family. I swear to god it
- 41:11Speaker 8: was someone's. It was like a family, and it was
- 41:15Speaker 8: like a black family, and I like the white Irish immigrant.
- 41:18Speaker 8: It was like literally like a bad sitcom where it's
- 41:20Speaker 8: just like, yeah, it sounds like an awesome shit, Yeah
- 41:25Speaker 8: you ain't you ain't season your chicken, dude.
- 41:32Speaker 1: I honestly think that if he wrote that, there'd be
- 41:34Speaker 1: some studio that would be like we're making or like
- 41:36Speaker 1: Tyler Perry might just like chef it up and be
- 41:38Speaker 1: like we're gonna suck it.
- 41:39Speaker 4: But he played the Irish dude. He swooping and play
- 41:43Speaker 4: the Irish dude, Yeah, he's just bagpiping away. I lived there,
- 41:47Speaker 4: but I was horrible.
- 41:48Speaker 8: There was like mice and cockroaches, and I think I
- 41:51Speaker 8: was paying like five hundred dollars a month and I
- 41:54Speaker 8: had one room and then there was like another room
- 41:55Speaker 8: where the family lived, and there was the father was
- 41:58Speaker 8: like the fattest man of all time. He was like
- 42:00Speaker 8: a pohon undred and fifty pounds man and he was
- 42:02Speaker 8: literally out of prison for a sound and crack Like
- 42:04Speaker 8: I like, if you if I pitched this as a sitcom,
- 42:07Speaker 8: They're like, can we tone it down on the nose,
- 42:13Speaker 8: that's funny.
- 42:14Speaker 4: He's a gang banger, Like no, no, yeah, he.
- 42:18Speaker 8: And he would puke. I don't know what happened. He
- 42:20Speaker 8: had some issues where so you'd just be puking all night.
- 42:22Speaker 8: I'll just be hearing him playing the fucking bathroom puric.
- 42:26Speaker 8: There was a bunch of kids that would be running
- 42:27Speaker 8: around the place and I never knew who they were,
- 42:30Speaker 8: what their names were.
- 42:31Speaker 4: It was fucking Were you just loving America just underneath? Yeah?
- 42:34Speaker 11: Right?
- 42:34Speaker 4: So what was your thoughts on that? Like, were you
- 42:36Speaker 4: like this?
- 42:36Speaker 7: This was a terrible everything I ever hold?
- 42:38Speaker 4: I can't.
- 42:39Speaker 8: I was just so fucking naive at the time that
- 42:42Speaker 8: I kind of didn't even acknowledge it. I would just
- 42:44Speaker 8: be waking up with mice nibbling at my fucking bed.
- 42:48Speaker 4: GESU Actually yeah, yeah, yeah. It was horrible. And they
- 42:52Speaker 4: kept going to the family that I was rented from.
- 42:53Speaker 4: They kept going through my mail.
- 42:55Speaker 8: I kept like coming home and then like my male,
- 42:58Speaker 8: it'd hand me my mail and it would all be
- 42:59Speaker 8: real ope and I'm like, why is this hoping. They're like,
- 43:02Speaker 8: we thought it was ours, and I'm like okay, And
- 43:04Speaker 8: then the next day I'm like, dude, what do you
- 43:07Speaker 8: think someone sending me a check?
- 43:09Speaker 4: You gotta start putting bombs in your fucking mail.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Did you see that video yesterday of the dude like
- 43:14Speaker 1: trying to steal the package off a portion and someone
- 43:16Speaker 1: just left the bomb in it.
- 43:18Speaker 7: Oh wow, not like it didn't kill the guy, but
- 43:20Speaker 7: it just like, yeah, it.
- 43:22Speaker 4: Was a real bomb.
- 43:23Speaker 1: The dude was like ex military motherfucker, like, stop stealing
- 43:25Speaker 1: my mail. Oh wow, that was a guy who kept
- 43:28Speaker 1: on stealing his mail. Imagine you tried to like kill
- 43:30Speaker 1: the celebrity. You were like, I'm gonna bomb this celebrity,
- 43:34Speaker 1: and then some just someone just stole the package off.
- 43:37Speaker 4: There, and you got to deal with that.
- 43:40Speaker 1: He just killed the wrong person. You gotta try again.
- 43:43Speaker 1: And now the mail bombs taken.
- 43:45Speaker 4: The male bombs aren't really they weren't never really a
- 43:47Speaker 4: big success. I don't think why not. The unibomber failed.
- 43:51Speaker 1: A lot, but he probably succeeded these them out.
- 43:54Speaker 4: I think he only killed like three people. He probably had.
- 43:56Speaker 4: How many of you killed, dud, that was over four
- 44:00Speaker 4: some like sixty years. It's also pundit, dude, so many
- 44:05Speaker 4: brings you closer to a success, right, I don't even
- 44:07Speaker 4: know tower, can you look that up? Talk about how
- 44:10Speaker 4: many people did the Unimar work kill.
- 44:13Speaker 1: It was probably only three or four, but still, like
- 44:15Speaker 1: that's a fucking lot. That's enough to look up. How
- 44:16Speaker 1: many bombs he sent? Like a thousand?
- 44:19Speaker 4: No, dude was constantly sending out bombs.
- 44:21Speaker 7: Three he killed three?
- 44:23Speaker 4: How many bombs that he.
- 44:23Speaker 7: Sent that's pretty good.
- 44:24Speaker 4: He didn't send a twenty three others.
- 44:27Speaker 7: That's pretty good.
- 44:28Speaker 4: Team jured as in like they got a little scratch
- 44:30Speaker 4: on their arm. As far as a success. Free paper
- 44:33Speaker 4: opening the package I think is sixteen. Yeah, okay, that's
- 44:39Speaker 4: what's terrible. What's the ratio there, what's that one? In three,
- 44:45Speaker 4: two and eight, one and four years?
- 44:46Speaker 1: How many didn't injure anybody? Were there any that just
- 44:49Speaker 1: like people were unscathed just blew.
- 44:51Speaker 7: Up in the back of the fucking mail choke or whatever,
- 44:54Speaker 7: or just.
- 44:55Speaker 4: Weak ass bombs. He's a weirdo. Yeah, yeah, I watched
- 44:58Speaker 4: the whole documentary things why why would you know?
- 45:02Speaker 11: But like or weird?
- 45:03Speaker 4: Whoa, that's not He's weirder than I thought. He would
- 45:07Speaker 4: like call his mom and like like.
- 45:09Speaker 13: What, oh fuck this, dude, I might need money and
- 45:14Speaker 13: the writing was on the wall and it's you're He
- 45:16Speaker 13: would be like, it's your fault that I've never felt
- 45:18Speaker 13: the touch of a woman, and that that.
- 45:20Speaker 4: One's probably he's probably not wrong. Probably if his mom.
- 45:23Speaker 1: Had just fucked him, none of this would have appen. Yeah,
- 45:26Speaker 1: if she had just fucked him off the rip, twenty
- 45:29Speaker 1: three more people would.
- 45:29Speaker 4: Be forty years old. And I've never even been to
- 45:31Speaker 4: second base, mom, That's what he'd say. Yeah, seriously, I
- 45:37Speaker 4: should have just said it's not titty titty, it's fucking weirdo.
- 45:43Speaker 1: But that probably means he's been to first base, so
- 45:45Speaker 1: he's been making out fucking he's ruthlessly, he's always making it.
- 45:48Speaker 8: He pays extras to make out with a prostitute type
- 45:51Speaker 8: a guy. Can I kiss the prostitute?
- 45:52Speaker 4: A lot of the reasons, dude, Like a part of
- 45:54Speaker 4: the reason that he went crazy was because he was
- 45:56Speaker 4: living in fucking the woods of I think, why where
- 45:59Speaker 4: was it? I don't know. You've definitely been studying up.
- 46:03Speaker 4: I watched a documentary about it. Be like, why do
- 46:05Speaker 4: I feel this way? And the planes would go over
- 46:08Speaker 4: as a house and he would like lose his mind
- 46:10Speaker 4: and he try and shoot down the planes with like
- 46:12Speaker 4: a musket.
- 46:13Speaker 7: Damn.
- 46:14Speaker 4: Yeah, but does that's what makes me crazy? I feel
- 46:16Speaker 4: like you want a piece and quiet. If you moved
- 46:19Speaker 4: to the woods, you're already crazy.
- 46:21Speaker 7: Oh right, yeah, surety, Yeah, definitely think he's already.
- 46:24Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, Like, cities are where like society happens,
- 46:27Speaker 1: And the further you move away from a city is
- 46:29Speaker 1: like the more you want to remove yourself from society.
- 46:32Speaker 7: It's like I want to be I don't want to
- 46:33Speaker 7: be part of these rules of society.
- 46:34Speaker 4: Well, I could see moving away from a city.
- 46:36Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm saying like the farther you go, the
- 46:39Speaker 1: more like individualistic you are with your ideals, like you're
- 46:42Speaker 1: on some fucking weird shit. If you're just living in
- 46:44Speaker 1: a cabin, like you know that you're not trying to
- 46:45Speaker 1: be like among other human beings and living how they
- 46:48Speaker 1: want you to live.
- 46:49Speaker 7: I want to do that.
- 46:49Speaker 8: I want to go to like a cabin in Alaska,
- 46:52Speaker 8: just me some tinned food and yeah, I guess shockling.
- 46:56Speaker 4: In case of grizzly Bear shows up or something.
- 46:58Speaker 1: You think you could mentally just saying that I don't know,
- 47:02Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 47:02Speaker 4: I want to find figure out use the shock. He
- 47:06Speaker 4: spent two hours. I'm just I think I could. I
- 47:11Speaker 4: think I could do it for like a week maybe,
- 47:13Speaker 4: but didn't probably like four days.
- 47:15Speaker 7: Von IV that guy, yeah didn't.
- 47:18Speaker 8: He like his girlfriend broke up with him, so then
- 47:20Speaker 8: he was like fuck this and he's moved to the
- 47:22Speaker 8: cabin really and then he just like wrote that album.
- 47:25Speaker 7: It's like famous album.
- 47:26Speaker 8: Really it was just him and the guitar and none else,
- 47:29Speaker 8: and then it's pretty impressive.
- 47:31Speaker 7: Jerked himself.
- 47:32Speaker 1: Oh so he jerked himself silly crazy, Oh my god,
- 47:36Speaker 1: he was probably like sampling his jizplattering on the ground.
- 47:38Speaker 4: Those musicians are crazy.
- 47:40Speaker 7: He probably can't smell a pine tree now without getting hard.
- 47:42Speaker 7: You know, it's just.
- 47:47Speaker 4: But then he came back and had that killer.
- 47:48Speaker 1: Album and just the sound of a babbling brook, and
- 47:51Speaker 1: he's fucking nutting himself. Dude, he's just going insane. Soup
- 47:55Speaker 1: Jan Stevens did the same thing. He just like packed
- 47:57Speaker 1: all the ship and got into a van and just
- 47:59Speaker 1: like got.
- 47:59Speaker 7: Away from everybody. I mean, he's just like bonn Ivory.
- 48:06Speaker 7: He's like the same class of people.
- 48:08Speaker 4: Yeah, it's way better Stephens over bon Ivery.
- 48:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 48:12Speaker 10: No.
- 48:13Speaker 4: On the other way, Stevens is like an amazing writer.
- 48:17Speaker 11: Is he?
- 48:17Speaker 1: My Ning Ivers a pretty good writer than like souf
- 48:20Speaker 1: Jan Stevens I think is pretty nice with it.
- 48:22Speaker 4: It's also it's is it souf Jan.
- 48:25Speaker 1: Jam?
- 48:28Speaker 4: John Souf? There's a Jane in the middle of that
- 48:31Speaker 4: where you were saying suit Jans souf Jan. I don't
- 48:35Speaker 4: think it's souf Jan.
- 48:36Speaker 9: Stevens sounds like a w w ee wrestler, Steve getting.
- 48:50Speaker 7: It's probably of my silence.
- 48:52Speaker 4: I can't here you. Is that suit Jad to be
- 48:56Speaker 4: new you? Yeah, that sh sounded They call me your name,
- 49:01Speaker 4: that's not call me by It was called me by
- 49:03Speaker 4: your name. Dude, that's maybe that songs in call Me
- 49:06Speaker 4: by your name, call me by your name or whatever.
- 49:09Speaker 4: That's your thinking of a mystery of love. So what
- 49:11Speaker 4: it's called. I was thinking I was singing a different
- 49:15Speaker 4: one sounds wow gay, bro, it's not. It's actually really straight.
- 49:19Speaker 4: Call me by your name now, dude, call me by name. Obviously,
- 49:25Speaker 4: call me by your name is gay. I don't know, bro.
- 49:29Speaker 4: Skinny skinny love is pretty pretty. Yeah, no, that's cool.
- 49:33Speaker 7: Skinny love is fire.
- 49:34Speaker 4: Come on, Skinny Love done something something.
- 49:39Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a banger and he's just in the cabin.
- 49:45Speaker 8: But also I don't know enough bon Ivor that's the
- 49:46Speaker 8: only soign.
- 49:47Speaker 7: You need to listen to more of it.
- 49:48Speaker 4: I know skinny Love, and I know Beach beach something.
- 49:51Speaker 7: Dude, that's all of us.
- 49:52Speaker 1: Let's let's the five of us go to a bonn
- 49:54Speaker 1: Ivery concert and then let's go to a soft Jane
- 49:57Speaker 1: Stevens concert and let's put him.
- 49:58Speaker 7: Head to head.
- 49:59Speaker 4: Let's do it pace like that would not be fun,
- 50:02Speaker 4: Just like sitting like this rips, dude. The spirit of
- 50:09Speaker 4: my side looking blast.
- 50:14Speaker 1: Any type of concerpt where you have to sit down
- 50:16Speaker 1: is like a little bit.
- 50:17Speaker 4: We'll all do Molly and just like cry touching each other. Yeah,
- 50:22Speaker 4: I don't. I really don't go to concerts. Yeah, do
- 50:25Speaker 4: you do anything.
- 50:26Speaker 8: I don't think I've ever heard you say you do anything.
- 50:28Speaker 8: Every time I've asked you you to do something, You're
- 50:29Speaker 8: just like, no, no, no, I don't.
- 50:31Speaker 4: I like you like sports? Nah? Music?
- 50:33Speaker 13: Nah?
- 50:34Speaker 4: I love music like ship. Oh no, I love music.
- 50:36Speaker 7: That's why he doesn't sweat.
- 50:37Speaker 4: He doesn't do anything.
- 50:38Speaker 7: He doesn't like anything.
- 50:38Speaker 4: He just does sweating right now, what do you? What
- 50:40Speaker 4: do you do? And he's like, I kind of just
- 50:41Speaker 4: sit on the couch on Twitter. That's not true.
- 50:44Speaker 7: Is a social media I did not.
- 50:46Speaker 4: You're lying. You're lying. Sometimes you travel places. And then
- 50:50Speaker 4: that's how that he goes, I don't like concerts, and
- 50:52Speaker 4: then I go, see, you don't like music.
- 50:53Speaker 7: I love music.
- 50:54Speaker 11: I do.
- 50:55Speaker 4: I do like musics.
- 50:56Speaker 7: Yeah, when you're sitting on your phone.
- 50:59Speaker 4: Instagram, I listened to a lot of music. I'm always
- 51:02Speaker 4: listening to me.
- 51:03Speaker 7: What do you what do you isn't it oh no
- 51:04Speaker 7: oh no no.
- 51:05Speaker 4: No no no, us right talks our music? Yeah. I
- 51:13Speaker 4: wouldn't know, bro, I don't know. I'm not on TikTok.
- 51:15Speaker 4: No I like you.
- 51:17Speaker 7: Oh, you're just talking. Let's do the screen time.
- 51:25Speaker 4: Let's pull up our screen time from this week, so
- 51:28Speaker 4: I'll go around to say our screenpl screen time.
- 51:30Speaker 7: You guys have a little screen time tournament.
- 51:32Speaker 1: I said, six six hours and thirty minutes a day
- 51:34Speaker 1: this past week.
- 51:35Speaker 4: How do you even find it?
- 51:36Speaker 7: Settings?
- 51:37Speaker 4: Is it? Where's it? I think we did this like
- 51:40Speaker 4: the other day. Oh man, this is hours and fifty minutes.
- 51:43Speaker 7: Today it's the morning bomb.
- 51:46Speaker 4: I just bombed off to four hours and thirteen minutes.
- 51:48Speaker 7: It's the morning dude.
- 51:50Speaker 4: Did you get up early to get on your phone?
- 51:52Speaker 1: You set your alarm just so you could scroll the timeline?
- 51:54Speaker 4: And no, I was actually no. My daily average this
- 51:56Speaker 4: week is four hours and thirteen minutes. Of course week
- 51:59Speaker 4: it's one day. It's the one day of the week.
- 52:00Speaker 4: Sunday months five five, Last week's five five months five five?
- 52:05Speaker 7: Did you're after minutes?
- 52:07Speaker 4: Last week?
- 52:08Speaker 11: How many?
- 52:09Speaker 4: How many?
- 52:09Speaker 7: Holy shit?
- 52:10Speaker 4: Eight hours and forty A lot of seven hours and
- 52:13Speaker 4: eight minutes.
- 52:14Speaker 7: A lot of mine is driving thought? Is it Google Maps?
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- 52:21Speaker 6: I actually drink liquid.
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- 53:22Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah, so that's where I think most of
- 53:24Speaker 4: it has to come from.
- 53:25Speaker 7: You have a car in New York?
- 53:26Speaker 4: Oh yeah, dude? What the fuck? Fuck? Yeah? Dude?
- 53:29Speaker 1: Is it?
- 53:29Speaker 7: Uh?
- 53:29Speaker 1: Do you have a parking spot or you're just parking
- 53:31Speaker 1: willy nilly?
- 53:32Speaker 4: Just leave away? Whatever? Really just in front of a
- 53:34Speaker 4: hydroent what yeah, fuck, then leave a threatening Yeah.
- 53:38Speaker 7: Don't you fucking touch this car? Fuck you up.
- 53:40Speaker 1: You don't know who the fuck I am. Yeah, I
- 53:42Speaker 1: will send a mail bomb to your house if you
- 53:44Speaker 1: touch my fucking car. Holy shit, you're a psycho for having.
- 53:48Speaker 4: A car in New York. It's my girls. Oh oh
- 53:51Speaker 4: hell yeah. My wife's got a car too.
- 53:53Speaker 11: Well.
- 53:53Speaker 1: She doesn't let me drive it, though, Babe, please give
- 53:57Speaker 1: me lifts. Sometimes I just want to drive around the block.
- 54:00Speaker 1: I just want to go to Wegman's. She's like, fuck no,
- 54:03Speaker 1: she bitches me out badly.
- 54:05Speaker 4: No.
- 54:05Speaker 1: I just never I never even have the desire to drive.
- 54:08Speaker 1: I don't even want to drive into.
- 54:10Speaker 4: I feel like driving in Brooklyn wouldn't be that bad
- 54:11Speaker 4: at all.
- 54:12Speaker 1: I feel like it's stressful to drive anywhere in New York,
- 54:14Speaker 1: even as I'm driving out of the city, just stopping
- 54:17Speaker 1: and going or trying to like get ahead of somebody
- 54:18Speaker 1: trying to get into a tunnel. It's just like automatic
- 54:21Speaker 1: stress on your brain.
- 54:22Speaker 7: Maybe I don't think it's that bad. I'm just built different, dude.
- 54:25Speaker 4: You don't even feel stressed. That would be so fire
- 54:29Speaker 4: to just have that part of your brain. But I
- 54:31Speaker 4: when I moved into my new apartment, I drove up,
- 54:33Speaker 4: I drew my mom's car up, and I was fucking
- 54:35Speaker 4: whipping around the city.
- 54:37Speaker 7: It was fine, you didn't mind at all. No, No,
- 54:39Speaker 7: you get used so fast.
- 54:40Speaker 1: I feel like just getting out of the city is
- 54:42Speaker 1: the worst part of like getting onto.
- 54:44Speaker 4: Getting out of the city sucks.
- 54:45Speaker 1: Like if you're just going around Manhattan or going around Brooklyn,
- 54:48Speaker 1: but like as soon as you have to go from
- 54:49Speaker 1: one borough to another, it turns into a fucking headache.
- 54:52Speaker 4: D The only thing that I was scared about was bikers.
- 54:54Speaker 4: I thought I was going to hit a biker. Yeah,
- 54:56Speaker 4: because those guys do they die left and right. Yeah,
- 54:58Speaker 4: those guys don't give a fucking go so fast.
- 55:01Speaker 1: And did you see the New City bikes they're like motorcycles. Yeah,
- 55:04Speaker 1: they're like the same shit Meek Mill rides around. They
- 55:07Speaker 1: have like a full ass motor the Silver ones they're
- 55:09Speaker 1: fuck yeah, people are.
- 55:10Speaker 4: Just fucking now. I haven't maade this actually a thing.
- 55:12Speaker 1: Yeah, there's new Silver City bikes that are like I think,
- 55:14Speaker 1: they go fast as fuck. Like if you get hit
- 55:17Speaker 1: by a car while you're on one of them, your brain.
- 55:19Speaker 8: Is exploded all those after COVID, because when COVID happened,
- 55:23Speaker 8: all the streets were pretty empty. So all these delivery
- 55:25Speaker 8: drivers for a fucking grow pub or whoever, yes, just
- 55:28Speaker 8: going anyway they wanted. They didn't stop at lights or not.
- 55:30Speaker 4: And then slowly everyone started coming back out again, and
- 55:33Speaker 4: all these guys are just getting flattened all up and
- 55:35Speaker 4: down the avenues because they were just like going wherever
- 55:37Speaker 4: they want, which is like, yeah, which is which is
- 55:41Speaker 4: they should honestly just drive in the same lane as
- 55:43Speaker 4: the car, so they go faster.
- 55:45Speaker 7: That's what they're supposed to.
- 55:46Speaker 4: Fucking yeah, but you know they they got bad habits.
- 55:48Speaker 4: But that must be tough. If you pull onto a
- 55:51Speaker 4: road and then you crack some guy and get like
- 55:53Speaker 4: some fucking and.
- 55:55Speaker 1: Those dudes are also probably just moved here and they're
- 55:57Speaker 1: living with like six people in Brownsville in in an
- 55:59Speaker 1: apartment with my seat in their blankets and ship.
- 56:01Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, they're going through it.
- 56:03Speaker 8: But you you just hit someone and then there's like
- 56:05Speaker 8: some dumpling soup all over the wings, Like it's like
- 56:09Speaker 8: it's like just a double what is this?
- 56:11Speaker 4: This gentle chaz eye on the ground. Yeah, is this
- 56:15Speaker 4: like a spicy sauce or his blood and guts?
- 56:18Speaker 7: What's going on here?
- 56:19Speaker 4: I think I've ever seen anyone to like get hit
- 56:21Speaker 4: like that. I've seen some motorcycle accidents. You ride motorcycles, No,
- 56:26Speaker 4: I don't know, Yeah, no, no, but why fuck no?
- 56:29Speaker 4: I feel like that's just a sure fire.
- 56:30Speaker 1: Even a vest, even like a scooter, like you're gonna
- 56:33Speaker 1: fucking get in an accident.
- 56:34Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just a matter of time. Horribly. I think
- 56:36Speaker 4: it'd be nice to be on a vest. But call
- 56:39Speaker 4: some women, you know.
- 56:40Speaker 1: Just be like hey mama, mama, and they hop on
- 56:43Speaker 1: the back with their son dressed like flapping in the wind.
- 56:45Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.
- 56:46Speaker 8: Yeah, well you just do that like Cuomo thing where
- 56:48Speaker 8: you go. I'm not I didn't harass them on the tall.
- 56:50Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just goosing her titty. I'm gonna die
- 56:55Speaker 1: And it's our way, Hello, pussy. You want me to
- 57:00Speaker 1: say I fingered the broad it's our way. You don't
- 57:06Speaker 1: have any Irish people don't really have that, Huh.
- 57:08Speaker 14: That's some bullshit like excuses. Yeah, yeah, you guys just
- 57:15Speaker 14: own it, absolutely, Yeah I did that. Yeah, you just
- 57:19Speaker 14: that makes it stronger.
- 57:20Speaker 1: Dudes, just said, what did you do when you first
- 57:22Speaker 1: when you were living in that apartment or the shared house?
- 57:25Speaker 1: What were you doing for work? What were you doing
- 57:26Speaker 1: as your first job up here?
- 57:28Speaker 4: I had two jobs.
- 57:28Speaker 11: I was.
- 57:29Speaker 8: I was in construction as a labor and then I
- 57:32Speaker 8: had a bartend or like a waiting job.
- 57:36Speaker 4: So I'd work every day in construction, and then i'd
- 57:38Speaker 4: go after that, I'd go to the fucking.
- 57:40Speaker 1: Damn bart non union construction. What kind of ship were
- 57:43Speaker 1: you building?
- 57:44Speaker 4: All sorts of dumb shit. Just there was one job
- 57:48Speaker 4: I had that was like we were just it was horrible.
- 57:51Speaker 8: It was like one of these penthouses up over over
- 57:55Speaker 8: the con Central Park and it was one of these
- 57:57Speaker 8: women and her husband.
- 57:59Speaker 4: So this is how which this count was excuse me?
- 58:03Speaker 8: And she her husband was like one of these original
- 58:07Speaker 8: brokers on Wall Street and he set up some firm
- 58:09Speaker 8: I can't remember, but he died and she was a billionaire.
- 58:12Speaker 1: Damn.
- 58:12Speaker 4: Oh shit.
- 58:13Speaker 8: She owned the top floor of like there's like a
- 58:17Speaker 8: big famous hotel up there. Maybe it's the Four Seasons
- 58:19Speaker 8: or something. Yeah, the top ten or twenty stories are
- 58:22Speaker 8: all the apartments. Yeah, so she owned one of them,
- 58:25Speaker 8: and she collected memorabilia and stuff. So she had like
- 58:28Speaker 8: Michael Jackson's glove and.
- 58:29Speaker 4: Weird shit like that.
- 58:31Speaker 7: Unnecessarily rich, just so rich.
- 58:33Speaker 8: And so that house was worth like whatever, you know,
- 58:35Speaker 8: forty million, And then she bought two floors below, so
- 58:40Speaker 8: she bought both of those floors, and then they they
- 58:42Speaker 8: renovated it so that became like one apartment and then
- 58:46Speaker 8: it took him like seven years to renovate it. So
- 58:48Speaker 8: she spent like one hundred million buying two floors and
- 58:51Speaker 8: then didn't even move in there because it was just
- 58:52Speaker 8: taking So she.
- 58:53Speaker 1: Just had like old jackets in there, like it was
- 58:55Speaker 1: a hard rock cafe or something like that.
- 58:57Speaker 8: Someone showed me photos. He's walking around like she you
- 58:59Speaker 8: walked down on her hallway. It's just like fucking Marilyn
- 59:02Speaker 8: Monroe's like white dress in a little so weird. You
- 59:07Speaker 8: have so much money, it's like like you might as
- 59:09Speaker 8: well boys, Yeah, and so what you worked on that?
- 59:11Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 59:12Speaker 4: So I yeah, we were.
- 59:13Speaker 8: Then I was trying to scrape the paint off the
- 59:16Speaker 8: fucking balcony. So I would just be in the freezing cold,
- 59:19Speaker 8: like it's January. It's like your forty stories up. Just
- 59:23Speaker 8: I'm just every day just scraping this paint. And that
- 59:26Speaker 8: was with all these other Mexican kids. And what we
- 59:29Speaker 8: would do is we would like it was so cold,
- 59:31Speaker 8: you'd work for like twenty minutes and then you'd run
- 59:33Speaker 8: inside because it's a balcony. And then we would all
- 59:35Speaker 8: like huddle together like penguins trying to fucking warm up,
- 59:38Speaker 8: just like the.
- 59:38Speaker 4: Saddest, just the sad All right, back out, guys, and we.
- 59:42Speaker 14: Run out, strap scrape, scrape, scrape, and then you'd run
- 59:45Speaker 14: back in Jesus Christ.
- 59:46Speaker 1: And them pissing on each other for warm Yeah, whatever
- 59:50Speaker 1: we could do, were you guys? I feel like there's
- 59:54Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of construction workers get fucked up,
- 59:56Speaker 1: like smoke a ton of weed before they go in
- 59:59Speaker 1: at lunch, like drink a bunch.
- 1:00:00Speaker 7: Was it that kind of job or you were you guys?
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: Just just like grinding all day, like fueling up with
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: a bunch of food at lunch and then just just
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: enough to get some energy to finish the day.
- 1:00:09Speaker 7: Yeah, just grind them all day.
- 1:00:10Speaker 8: I guess I'm not much of a drug and work guy,
- 1:00:14Speaker 8: Like I have tried to do that before, where just
- 1:00:17Speaker 8: like smoke a bunch of weed, trying to kill the hours.
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: But it's like it just gets to like it's like
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: the job is more annoying than stuff like that. All
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: right to work again, and you're like, oh god, I'm
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: always working. Yeah, chip out, man.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: There's a construction side across the street from me, and
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: the dudes like like every one of them has like
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: a personalized blunt to their face before they go on
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: the job in the morning.
- 1:00:41Speaker 4: It looks it looks fucking awesome. They're just having a
- 1:00:44Speaker 4: fucking like.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: Pow wow full sirf just getting obliterated and like putting
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: up like siding or like fucking like putting in electricity.
- 1:00:52Speaker 7: Or some ship to a building. It's like seems fun.
- 1:00:54Speaker 8: There's something it does make you feel more of a
- 1:00:56Speaker 8: man when you've got these horrible manual labor jobs like
- 1:00:59Speaker 8: you do, like like when your hands are all caught
- 1:01:01Speaker 8: up and stuff like that, and you your shoulders hurt
- 1:01:03Speaker 8: and you're just like just sitting in a bar with
- 1:01:05Speaker 8: your fucking thirty construction fucking clothes, eating chicken wings and
- 1:01:09Speaker 8: drinking a beer. There something like you you go, I'm
- 1:01:10Speaker 8: not fox someone up, yeah, crack these steel toe boots
- 1:01:15Speaker 8: to the fucking head. Dude, it does make you feel
- 1:01:19Speaker 8: kind of manly. It's a weird one.
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: I got to get a job like that.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: Yeah, just like on the side, you need to just
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: doing your skits.
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: Sorry. So, how long after you moved to New York
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: did you start like doing stand up? Like, did you
- 1:01:34Speaker 4: start right away? No, I'm I'm I don't think I
- 1:01:37Speaker 4: did it. I don't think I got on stage here.
- 1:01:39Speaker 8: For the first week, I did a couple of open mics,
- 1:01:41Speaker 8: and then I was just working non stuff for like
- 1:01:43Speaker 8: six months, So I didn't do it for like six months.
- 1:01:46Speaker 8: I'm just trying to It's tough when you move here
- 1:01:48Speaker 8: you don't no money. I'm just like yeah, and then
- 1:01:51Speaker 8: I'm just boozing all the time too, and open mics
- 1:01:53Speaker 8: stink and New York. Yeah, it takes a lot d
- 1:01:55Speaker 8: even just doing open mic. Yeah, So then just forever
- 1:02:00Speaker 8: and then and then I've kind of been on and off,
- 1:02:03Speaker 8: like it's like it depends on how my life is
- 1:02:05Speaker 8: because I've been bartending to so you can't really do
- 1:02:07Speaker 8: comedy when you're bartending. But covid kind of helped everything
- 1:02:10Speaker 8: for me because my bar closed down, so then I
- 1:02:14Speaker 8: was just podcasting all the time. And because of the podcast,
- 1:02:16Speaker 8: so I was able to get some sort of a
- 1:02:18Speaker 8: little bit of a recognition on the scene. And now
- 1:02:21Speaker 8: things are back open. I got past the stand, them
- 1:02:23Speaker 8: and the cellar. You got past it, the stand, got
- 1:02:26Speaker 8: past the stand, got past this must have fired you up, bro,
- 1:02:34Speaker 8: Not really, I've never I think I should have been
- 1:02:38Speaker 8: in there years ago.
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: They stick, they suck the comics.
- 1:02:45Speaker 14: But I'm like that with everywhere. I'm just like I
- 1:02:46Speaker 14: should if I achieve it. I've already believed that I
- 1:02:49Speaker 14: should have everything.
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: So when it happens, I'm like, yeah, of course, people
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: like congratulations, like, yeah, it's long overdue. I was like,
- 1:02:57Speaker 4: I'm embarrassed to only be getting this now. Really, I
- 1:03:00Speaker 4: was like to leave my number. That's the way I am.
- 1:03:04Speaker 8: I just I genuinely just believe that it's all going
- 1:03:06Speaker 8: to work out. So when it does happen, I'm like, yeah,
- 1:03:08Speaker 8: I've always said this is gonna happen.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: Yeah, what about what about when other people become successful?
- 1:03:12Speaker 4: Does that piss you off? Yes, dude, that pisses me off.
- 1:03:19Speaker 4: Tell me more about you've You've been past the stand
- 1:03:23Speaker 4: for a while though, right, Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that was
- 1:03:25Speaker 4: another fluke. I just I showed up.
- 1:03:27Speaker 8: Some guy was designing like a poster for me and
- 1:03:29Speaker 8: he was working at the stand and I showed up
- 1:03:31Speaker 8: to help him.
- 1:03:32Speaker 7: But I would never hang out at these places because
- 1:03:34Speaker 7: it's gay. And but like comics do that.
- 1:03:38Speaker 4: Yeah, I never understood that either. They'll just like sit
- 1:03:40Speaker 4: there and they'll take out they'll take out that laptop
- 1:03:43Speaker 4: and I'm just writing some material. What are you doing, dude?
- 1:03:47Speaker 4: You psycha? And it was like who's the weird though,
- 1:03:49Speaker 4: And he's like, I'm a comic and I'm just sure.
- 1:03:52Speaker 4: We'll just go there like every day and even if
- 1:03:54Speaker 4: they have no sets, No, they're just hanging out.
- 1:03:56Speaker 8: And it's okay if you kind of know some comics
- 1:03:59Speaker 8: that I but if you're just on your own, it's
- 1:04:01Speaker 8: just it doesn't it's transparent. It's like, you know what's
- 1:04:05Speaker 8: going on weird, and especially if you're not funny, because
- 1:04:08Speaker 8: that's like you can't just hank it network your way.
- 1:04:11Speaker 4: Because it was like, who's that guy the Oh, he's
- 1:04:13Speaker 4: an unfunny guy. Now now everyone was just going on,
- 1:04:17Speaker 4: who's the guy in the laptop. He's just an own.
- 1:04:18Speaker 8: Funny, he's funny. That guy is purely unfunny, and they
- 1:04:21Speaker 8: and they wouldn't have known your own funny. If you
- 1:04:23Speaker 8: hadn't have shown up, you.
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: Could have got away with it. Yeah, you just shoved
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: your presence in everybody's face. They have to acknowledge what
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: they think of you, whether they like you or not. Dude,
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: I feel like you've barely touched your bagel sandwich.
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: It was it is dry. Yeah, it's not good. I
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: don't eat the rest of it. It'll probably make you sick. Well, yeah,
- 1:04:41Speaker 4: what's going on? Is is this it's like water eggs,
- 1:04:44Speaker 4: you know, like the powdered eggs.
- 1:04:46Speaker 7: Oh it is it's like that.
- 1:04:47Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, it's a little prisoner ish whatever.
- 1:04:49Speaker 14: Bro.
- 1:04:50Speaker 8: But at the stand, I was there with the guy
- 1:04:51Speaker 8: and then they didn't someone didn't show up for a set,
- 1:04:54Speaker 8: so they just they threw me up.
- 1:04:56Speaker 4: Really hadn't know what a comic. It just happened to
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: be that I was there, and then the own or
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: was there and it went well, and then he was like,
- 1:05:02Speaker 4: all right, you're in, So I never have to like
- 1:05:03Speaker 4: audition or like that. Damn that's lucky as fun. It
- 1:05:06Speaker 4: feel like the same thing that happened to you with
- 1:05:08Speaker 4: the seller too similar I mean you didn't have to
- 1:05:11Speaker 4: like audition for that either, right.
- 1:05:12Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:05:12Speaker 8: I don't know why I was booked on the show,
- 1:05:14Speaker 8: and I think the owner saw me on that show,
- 1:05:16Speaker 8: and then you know, I have to send in a
- 1:05:19Speaker 8: tape and then I just got past. Who knows this
- 1:05:22Speaker 8: thing is that the seller is? You know, it's it's
- 1:05:24Speaker 8: this big thing, right, or at least it used to
- 1:05:26Speaker 8: be before the internet. Right, So like the Seller's like, oh,
- 1:05:29Speaker 8: we got to get in there and everything, and it's
- 1:05:30Speaker 8: great of milestone, but a lot of people don't.
- 1:05:32Speaker 7: They don't stay in there.
- 1:05:34Speaker 8: Like a lot of people get passed and then they'll
- 1:05:35Speaker 8: just let you work there for like three weeks and
- 1:05:37Speaker 8: then they kind of like it didn't work out.
- 1:05:39Speaker 7: What do you What do you mean didn't work out?
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: Because like the book, they'll.
- 1:05:42Speaker 7: Just see do comedy for three weeks and then you
- 1:05:45Speaker 7: might not be great. Oh they might not keep on
- 1:05:46Speaker 7: booking you.
- 1:05:47Speaker 4: No, that happens with a lot of comics. They'll get
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: in and then they just get out. So I hope
- 1:05:51Speaker 4: I stay in. Fuck yeah, dude, you gotta hold get
- 1:05:54Speaker 4: them by the fucking choke, hold on the fucking nail
- 1:05:57Speaker 4: bomb the motherfuckers. Yeah, you have to nail bomb, then
- 1:06:00Speaker 4: no way to stay in comedy. Get them book you
- 1:06:02Speaker 4: nail So make no mistake of balls in your court now. Yeah,
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: I'm ringing up, ringing up, got on the second base
- 1:06:11Speaker 4: because of you. Yeah, trying to just guys your voice.
- 1:06:18Speaker 11: Call um, do not take callum turtle off the nail
- 1:06:24Speaker 11: Tom is this you call him? No big call him
- 1:06:28Speaker 11: on his big gig.
- 1:06:31Speaker 4: Just a fan of his. I just love his work.
- 1:06:33Speaker 4: And then I name an enemy of mine. Yeah, stop
- 1:06:36Speaker 4: fucking Shane Gill.
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: You're fucking known enemy. Everybody knows you guys hate each other.
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: That's famous across New York.
- 1:06:49Speaker 4: Yeah. Absolutely, fust dude. Yeah I need to come. I
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: need to come and see you, dude, dude, Yeah, come on,
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: yeah absolutely.
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: And you you also linked up with some some dudes
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: on some podcast ship some Philly dudes.
- 1:07:01Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, you're talking about like stuff island and stuff.
- 1:07:04Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, they're all my friends.
- 1:07:05Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, they're your friends. Why do you become
- 1:07:07Speaker 4: friends with so many dudes from Philly? There's just that's
- 1:07:10Speaker 4: just the crowd that came up.
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:07:13Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:07:13Speaker 8: Most comics in New York for the longest time are
- 1:07:15Speaker 8: like from all over and there's very few comics that
- 1:07:20Speaker 8: would be like me. You know, like there's a working
- 1:07:22Speaker 8: class background. I don't know if you say that over here,
- 1:07:25Speaker 8: but you know, of course there's a couple of like
- 1:07:27Speaker 8: New Jersey scumbags and stuff that I was friends with,
- 1:07:29Speaker 8: but then like they tend to just stayed doing their
- 1:07:31Speaker 8: construction job, whereas the people that survive in New York
- 1:07:34Speaker 8: are like Harvard fucking writers and their daddy's paying their
- 1:07:38Speaker 8: fucking rent. You're talking about Francis, I'm talking.
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: About yeah, yeah, yeah, Blood Diamond, Francis Alice, not the
- 1:07:47Speaker 4: fucking rough and tumble Philly dudes who are fucking schemes.
- 1:07:51Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:07:51Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:07:51Speaker 8: So they're all the type of people that I've always
- 1:07:53Speaker 8: been friends with, but they never quite made it in
- 1:07:56Speaker 8: New York. And then Shane came along, and then he
- 1:07:58Speaker 8: was able to shine a light on all those kids.
- 1:08:01Speaker 8: And I say kids, like they're all in their thirties
- 1:08:03Speaker 8: or forty. Yeah, but like that's great for them. You know,
- 1:08:07Speaker 8: a lot of the same all over the country, just
- 1:08:10Speaker 8: like funny people everywhere, they just you need an opportunity
- 1:08:13Speaker 8: to get that light shine on you. And then Shane
- 1:08:14Speaker 8: was able to do that, like he was able to
- 1:08:16Speaker 8: show them all. So I'm of we all get on
- 1:08:18Speaker 8: with all those guys, Tommy Pope, Chris O'Connor, yeah, and
- 1:08:21Speaker 8: Mike Rainy, Tim Buddley, Yeah, all the kids over there.
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all buddy garbage. They all came up from
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: like Helium and shit like that. Fucking yeah, yeah, just
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: grinding in Philly. That's sweet though, it's sweet that they're
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: all fucking crushing it now. Sometimes you just need like
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: the networking of a podcast, like like like a couple
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: of podcasts you could just kind of throw together and
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: just like you're on my show, on your show, fucking
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: build up, like people know each other from that. Yeah
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and then like ten better than sitting in
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: fucking typing jokes in public.
- 1:08:48Speaker 8: Yeah, well ten ten years ago, like you know, they
- 1:08:51Speaker 8: wouldn't have had the podcast and stuff, so they wouldn't
- 1:08:53Speaker 8: have had like you can't just make people popular, you
- 1:08:57Speaker 8: know what I mean. So because the podcast, people can
- 1:08:59Speaker 8: actually reach out, and the chain's been doing doing a
- 1:09:01Speaker 8: very good job of like fucking building them up and stuff.
- 1:09:04Speaker 4: Like that too, you know, putting on for the bros. Yeah,
- 1:09:06Speaker 4: just bring bringing them up. You know, you gotta put
- 1:09:09Speaker 4: on for the bros. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that for myself. No, yeah,
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: where's the Irish bros? That there is an iron friend
- 1:09:19Speaker 4: of mine's coming over, an Irish guy, And I'm not
- 1:09:21Speaker 4: going on assarily little fucking mob dude.
- 1:09:23Speaker 7: Yeah, you better it be intimidating.
- 1:09:26Speaker 4: Yeah, there's the Irish fucking mob.
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: Or is he gonna sit sit on your couch for
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: like six or seven nights and you're gonna kick him out?
- 1:09:31Speaker 8: I did tell him he could send my couch for
- 1:09:32Speaker 8: a while if you want, yea, Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
- 1:09:35Speaker 4: What's a while gonna be for you?
- 1:09:36Speaker 13: Though?
- 1:09:37Speaker 4: A few days? Yeah, exactly.
- 1:09:39Speaker 7: I'm not fucking the same thing to the ball.
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gotta you know, he's gotta cut his teeth.
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: He's got to get out to Brownsville.
- 1:09:45Speaker 8: I'm not gonna send them out to East New York.
- 1:09:46Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, and get him right, I'll get him
- 1:09:48Speaker 8: into Rikers Island.
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:09:50Speaker 7: It's a nice little upcoming area. Yeah, yup, he's out
- 1:09:53Speaker 7: in Rikers Island. You'll love it, absolutely.
- 1:09:56Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:09:56Speaker 8: But he's he's coming over, and then I'm gonna he's
- 1:09:58Speaker 8: I'm gonna let me use my studio for the podcast
- 1:10:00Speaker 8: and everything that we'll start a little fucking little crew,
- 1:10:03Speaker 8: a little fucking crew and Whitey Bulger dude, he absolutely
- 1:10:07Speaker 8: starting this ship heavy fire.
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll be awesome. I love it, all right'll be good.
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: How long? How long are you our eight? Oh? Yeah,
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: it's cool, all right man. Do you want to plug
- 1:10:19Speaker 4: your ship again?
- 1:10:20Speaker 8: Just follow me on social media call Um tur oh
- 1:10:22Speaker 8: and if you get a chance to go over to
- 1:10:24Speaker 8: my YouTube channel, please YouTube slash Callumn Turroll. I post
- 1:10:28Speaker 8: a lot of ship there and I'm trying to build
- 1:10:29Speaker 8: a good subscriber base.
- 1:10:31Speaker 4: Awesome, so thank you, sorry, thanks for joining us.
- 1:10:33Speaker 7: Appreciate brother, good ship.
- 1:10:38Speaker 4: That was awesome.
- 1:10:39Speaker 6: Than appreciate.
- 1:10:41Speaker 4: Yeah,