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- 0:00Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Welcome, it's our number one, our one of the final
- 0:08Speaker 2: day of the Ben Maler Show for the month of
- 0:11Speaker 2: March twenty twenty six, the thirty first day of March.
- 0:15Speaker 2: And here in our number one, a surprise in studio
- 0:19Speaker 2: visit by one of our favorite people in radio, making
- 0:23Speaker 2: a rare and appropriate visit. Here'll find out who who
- 0:27Speaker 2: is it? Could it be the initials are E G.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Could it be that I don't know? Stay tuned. Also
- 0:34Speaker 2: here in hour one, what is the meaning you're pulling
- 0:38Speaker 2: from Rams coach Sean mcvay's comments recently on Puka Nakua
- 0:43Speaker 2: and his future in LA Also, how do you decode
- 0:46Speaker 2: the mixed messages from Kyle Shanahan and the owner of
- 0:52Speaker 2: the Niners regarding Brandon Auk's future in the Bay Area?
- 0:56Speaker 2: And why would Roger Goodelle's NFL ban the short week schedule.
- 1:02Speaker 3: We'll take a look at all that and more.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Right now, say hello to our number one.
- 1:16Speaker 4: Well getting the talk you're having to talk? Welcome in
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- 2:54Speaker 2: today and with that we begin a new and a
- 3:00Speaker 2: lot of NFL stuff. A lot of NFL stuff going
- 3:03Speaker 2: on by we are scheduled to have. I don't know.
- 3:05Speaker 2: I don't think the person's arrived yet. There's supposed to
- 3:07Speaker 2: be somebody here in twenty five minutes or so. We'll
- 3:11Speaker 2: see if they show up on time or not.
- 3:13Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 3:13Speaker 2: In the rare in studio appearance, a rare in studio appearance.
- 3:18Speaker 2: More on that coming up play. They might not show up,
- 3:20Speaker 2: they might flake. Who knows. But our lead this hour
- 3:23Speaker 2: is from La Via the NFL owners meetings. A lot
- 3:26Speaker 2: of good content coming out of the Valley of the
- 3:28Speaker 2: Sun adjacent at a luxury resort. So Sean McVay, the
- 3:33Speaker 2: top coach in the NFL today, no one would disagree
- 3:35Speaker 2: with that. So Sean McVay spoke about the party hardy
- 3:40Speaker 2: pass catcher who's been making headlines in the tabloids for
- 3:45Speaker 2: the last couple of months. That would be Pooka Nokouah.
- 3:50Speaker 2: McVeigh had a lot to say. Among the comments from
- 3:53Speaker 2: Sean McVay, he said that he did have a talk.
- 3:56Speaker 2: He had a talk with Pooka nicour this year about
- 3:59Speaker 2: the activity being responsible and essentially the stan Lee quote
- 4:05Speaker 2: with the great responsibility comes blah blah blah blah blah,
- 4:08Speaker 2: game that whole thing. As he's representing the RAMS organization,
- 4:13Speaker 2: and he said, McVeigh, he trusts Pooka Nicoua is a
- 4:18Speaker 2: good human being, and he's not going to rush to judgment,
- 4:22Speaker 2: he said. And he says, McVeigh said, he trusts the
- 4:25Speaker 2: kid's heart, he said, among other things, and he's going
- 4:28Speaker 2: to continue to help him grow. McVeigh also mentioned the
- 4:31Speaker 2: quote expectations for his receiver. Pooka said that this is
- 4:37Speaker 2: an opportunity for him to learn and grow. All right,
- 4:41Speaker 2: there you go. Okay says that he thinks Pooka will
- 4:45Speaker 2: be a RAM for a really long time. What does
- 4:47Speaker 2: that mean really long time? Your definition of really long
- 4:50Speaker 2: time and my definition of really long time two different things.
- 4:53Speaker 3: So that's a good jumping off point.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Let us discuss the question, what's the meaning if any
- 5:00Speaker 2: that you're pulling out of RAMS Coach Sean McVay, as
- 5:03Speaker 2: we parse the words of his comments about Puka and
- 5:06Speaker 2: Akua on the future and what's been going on here
- 5:10Speaker 2: in Ramland. In Ramland, so I've got algebra, evil twin
- 5:16Speaker 2: and velvet curtain, and we will combine all of these
- 5:21Speaker 2: things together, and we're gonna make some chicken palm, chicken parmesan,
- 5:26Speaker 2: that's what We're gonna make. A little fetacini on the side.
- 5:27Speaker 2: So a the takeaway on this one is rather obvious.
- 5:32Speaker 2: The takeaway from Sean mvay's comments is the classic. It's
- 5:35Speaker 2: a el classico exercise in what's known as situational ethics,
- 5:40Speaker 2: is what it is. We know what's going on here.
- 5:42Speaker 2: This We learned this from a former Fox Sports radio contributor.
- 5:45Speaker 2: I don't know if the guys worked here or not.
- 5:47Speaker 2: I know he did a couple of years ago. Steve
- 5:48Speaker 2: Kaim the general manager of the Cardinals for a while,
- 5:52Speaker 2: and they brought him in to speak cliches during the draft.
- 5:57Speaker 2: It's very good at that. However, Steve Khim one of
- 6:00Speaker 2: the all time great quotes when he was with the
- 6:02Speaker 2: Arizona Cardinals years ago, and he famously said, if Hannibal
- 6:06Speaker 2: Lecter ran a four to four, the teams would call
- 6:09Speaker 2: it just an eating disorder, as they prepared to draft him.
- 6:13Speaker 2: And that's it. And so the Rams, I know what
- 6:16Speaker 2: they're doing. Here's obvious. What they're doing in the quotes good.
- 6:19Speaker 2: So they're doing the back of the Napkin what we
- 6:22Speaker 2: call malar algebra, which is pkt equals s M two squared.
- 6:28Speaker 2: It's a spin off of Einstein's theory. And what is this, well,
- 6:33Speaker 2: production productivity. Productivity keeps talent as long as Sean Vivey's
- 6:38Speaker 2: ego can square the talent. As long as that happens,
- 6:43Speaker 2: we're good now in the NFL. When you hear character
- 6:47Speaker 2: concerns and quotes, I think we know this by now,
- 6:49Speaker 2: but it's a refresher course. So if you hear character concerns,
- 6:53Speaker 2: that is often just a synonym for not talented enough yet.
- 6:58Speaker 2: All right, If you're talented, then it's all different. It's
- 7:03Speaker 2: the production buffer. As long as Puka Nakua continues to
- 7:07Speaker 2: put up top five numbers for a wide receiver, historical
- 7:11Speaker 2: numbers for a player drafted in the middle rounds like
- 7:15Speaker 2: he was, his off the field fret boy antics are
- 7:19Speaker 2: going to be categorized as growing pains. It's just growing
- 7:23Speaker 2: pains the moment those one hundred yard games with one
- 7:27Speaker 2: or two touchdowns turned into forty yard games with no touchdowns.
- 7:31Speaker 2: When that happens, abra cadabra, suddenly the same teachable moments
- 7:39Speaker 2: will be cited as the reason that he has to
- 7:42Speaker 2: be shipped out of town. We cannot have him anymore.
- 7:46Speaker 4: You know that.
- 7:47Speaker 2: I know that, every man, woman and child knows. That's
- 7:49Speaker 2: how it works. So different in any business, people get
- 7:52Speaker 2: all worked up about football. Work in radio. There were
- 7:53Speaker 2: some people that worked at places I've been that were
- 7:56Speaker 2: complete losers, but they got ratings and they made the
- 7:58Speaker 2: company money. So they put up with it. When the
- 8:00Speaker 2: ratings weren't there and they stopped making money for the company.
- 8:03Speaker 2: They're doing podcasts. That's how that works. That's the game
- 8:06Speaker 2: right there. That's the game. And so Sean McVay, it's
- 8:09Speaker 2: pretty simple here. McVeigh isn't managing the player pookin Akua.
- 8:14Speaker 2: He's not. He's managing the asset pookin a coua, as
- 8:17Speaker 2: are the rams in this case. He will tolerate the
- 8:19Speaker 2: distraction as long as the ROI the return on investment
- 8:24Speaker 2: is high. And it's not about being a mentor or
- 8:28Speaker 2: anything like that. It's like just wins and losses, wins
- 8:31Speaker 2: in blankety blank losses and who gets you closer to
- 8:33Speaker 2: that that point and we're gonna have to pay pookin
- 8:36Speaker 2: a coua a ton a ton of money. He'll be
- 8:39Speaker 2: the highest paid receiver in the NFL shortly now. Meanwhile,
- 8:42Speaker 2: to the Nighters NFC West, we stay in the NFC
- 8:46Speaker 2: West where we have a he said, he said, situation.
- 8:51Speaker 2: Not exactly on the same page now that this involves
- 8:53Speaker 2: Kyle Shanahan, who regurgitated essentially the same talking points that
- 8:59Speaker 2: John Lynch, the general manager, had said regarding Brandon Ayuk,
- 9:04Speaker 2: the wide receiver who walked away from the forty nine ers,
- 9:08Speaker 2: and I just didn't want to play. And the consensus
- 9:13Speaker 2: between Shanahan and Lynch is that Brandon Ayuck has played
- 9:16Speaker 2: his last snap with the forty nine ers. At the
- 9:19Speaker 2: same time, they're not in any kind of hurry. They're
- 9:21Speaker 2: not looking to get rid of anyone any anytime soon.
- 9:26Speaker 2: Meaning there's this holding pattern which is going on. There's
- 9:31Speaker 2: like a holding pattern going on right now. And Shanahan
- 9:34Speaker 2: gave a long winded co Respontis said, I don't have
- 9:38Speaker 2: a date on this. He said, however, he said, but
- 9:44Speaker 2: I know eventually it'll be resolved. It will resolve itself.
- 9:48Speaker 2: He said, well, I bring this up. I said, it's
- 9:51Speaker 2: a he said, he said, situation. So a couple hours later,
- 9:55Speaker 2: walking in just dropping money because you know, he's a
- 10:00Speaker 2: rich guy that inherited the money. Forty nine Ers owner
- 10:03Speaker 2: Jed York, who was born on not just third base,
- 10:06Speaker 2: he was born halfway to home plate. So Jed York
- 10:10Speaker 2: singing a much different tune. The aristocrat owner of the
- 10:13Speaker 2: forty nine Ers, even going as far as to imply
- 10:17Speaker 2: that there is a possibility that Brandon Ayuck will remain
- 10:22Speaker 2: in the Bay Area for another NFL season. York said, quote,
- 10:27Speaker 2: I think anything, anything's possible, right, he said. We want
- 10:34Speaker 2: to make sure that we have as talent today roster
- 10:37Speaker 2: as possible. First and foremost, York said, he meaning Ayuck
- 10:42Speaker 2: needs to get healthy and be able to reform. Blah
- 10:44Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah blah. He's a really good
- 10:46Speaker 2: football player. All right, question here it is, how do
- 10:49Speaker 2: you decode that?
- 10:51Speaker 3: He said?
- 10:52Speaker 2: He said, situation mixed messages between Kyle Shanahan and the
- 10:58Speaker 2: owner and regarding wide receiver Brandon Iok in his future
- 11:02Speaker 2: there in the northern California region. So on this one,
- 11:06Speaker 2: this is a classic case of right hand versus invisible
- 11:11Speaker 2: hand and the owner talking out of his tookis you
- 11:15Speaker 2: got Kyle Shanahan and John Lynch, who are in Lockstown, right,
- 11:18Speaker 2: they're just regurgitating the same talking points, which means they're
- 11:22Speaker 2: in agreement on this. And then you've got the owner
- 11:25Speaker 2: coming in here and he's.
- 11:27Speaker 4: Oh, no, no, no, I don't know.
- 11:29Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna go with Shanahan and Lynch because
- 11:33Speaker 2: they're the ones that are in the foxhole, if you will.
- 11:37Speaker 2: And they've pretty much acted throughout this offseason like morticians
- 11:44Speaker 2: who are already measuring the pine box for auk with
- 11:49Speaker 2: the forty nine ers. That that's how that's going. And
- 11:51Speaker 2: we've seen enough, we can't handle anymore all that stuff.
- 11:54Speaker 2: He played his last snap, all that rigamarole, and they're
- 11:59Speaker 2: just waiting for the NFL Draft, which is still about
- 12:03Speaker 2: a month away. And then at that point, unload cargo,
- 12:07Speaker 2: unload cargo at that point. And so you've got that.
- 12:11Speaker 2: And I just love the fact that Jed York is
- 12:14Speaker 2: acting like a total jackwagon in this, tossing out a
- 12:18Speaker 2: word salad and clearly not either not paying attention to
- 12:23Speaker 2: what Shanahan and Lynch have said or just completely oblivious.
- 12:28Speaker 2: Either way, it's the same thing. And so so there
- 12:31Speaker 2: you go, and give me a break. This is the tail.
- 12:35Speaker 2: It's the tail of the twins. You've got Brandon Ayuck,
- 12:40Speaker 2: who's become Casper's evil twin, Crisper, you know, the unfriendly
- 12:46Speaker 2: ghost haunting the franchise and all that. And the guy
- 12:51Speaker 2: was a QQ, not q bert QQ. He quiet quit
- 12:56Speaker 2: on the forty nine ers, ghosting almost everyone.
- 12:59Speaker 3: Which what do I know. I just see the Overnight show.
- 13:02Speaker 2: I'm generally speaking, that's not something that goes over very well.
- 13:07Speaker 3: Am I wrong on that?
- 13:08Speaker 2: Okay? I don't think I am. I don't think. I
- 13:11Speaker 2: mean failed to meet the even the minimum standards of
- 13:16Speaker 2: professional lism. That's it, and the main reason that Brandon
- 13:22Speaker 2: will not be back. He's not going to renegotiate his contract.
- 13:25Speaker 2: He already lost millions of dollars for this power play,
- 13:29Speaker 2: Brandon Ayuk, and you look about it. You look, you
- 13:32Speaker 2: look around, and you're like, well, okay, so he's got
- 13:34Speaker 2: a twenty five million dollar or something like that roster
- 13:38Speaker 2: bonus through September first. So there's a better chance that
- 13:41Speaker 2: I get twenty five million dollars from the forty nine
- 13:43Speaker 2: ers and that Ornesto is there to take a picture
- 13:47Speaker 2: of me while I get the check, the oversized check
- 13:50Speaker 2: for twenty five million dollars from the Niners while wearing
- 13:54Speaker 2: a Rams hat. There's a better chance of all that
- 13:57Speaker 2: happening than Brandon Ayuk getting that roster bonus from the
- 14:02Speaker 2: forty nine ers.
- 14:03Speaker 4: So forget about it. Forget about it.
- 14:05Speaker 2: Not gonna happen now, Brandon who is on the naughty list,
- 14:08Speaker 2: So we expect him to finally be set free. Now
- 14:12Speaker 2: the shot that he gets traded for a conditional late
- 14:16Speaker 2: round Keno card, it is more likely than not, though,
- 14:20Speaker 2: that he will be just let go and then sign
- 14:22Speaker 2: one of those proven one year contracts with some horny,
- 14:26Speaker 2: desperate wide receiver team like the Chargers of the Commanders
- 14:29Speaker 2: or somebody like that, or a mystery team, the mystery team, because.
- 14:35Speaker 3: He ain't going back to the Niners.
- 14:36Speaker 2: All right. Now, The last word here, the last word
- 14:40Speaker 2: on this is we go to the bending of the rules.
- 14:46Speaker 4: The bending of.
- 14:47Speaker 2: The rules is where we go here. So we are
- 14:49Speaker 2: told that the NFL, which has been steadfast and we
- 14:53Speaker 2: have all these guardrails up to protect players and all
- 14:56Speaker 2: this stuff, well, the NFL now is considering a special
- 15:00Speaker 2: exemption to let certain teams, certain teams play more than
- 15:06Speaker 2: two short weekends. You know those games where you play
- 15:09Speaker 2: on a Sunday and then boom, right back at it
- 15:11Speaker 2: on a Thursday. Back at it all right, So they're
- 15:14Speaker 2: gonna suppose to expand that and allow more teams to play. Now,
- 15:18Speaker 2: the question is why why would Roger Goodell and the
- 15:23Speaker 2: big bosses there at the NFL. He's the biggest boss,
- 15:25Speaker 2: but he's just a conduit, a messenger pigeon, a useful
- 15:29Speaker 2: idiot for the owners. So why would Roger Goodell's NFL
- 15:32Speaker 2: bend the short week schedule rules give exemptions to certain teams.
- 15:38Speaker 2: So this is the old abra cadabra magic set, is
- 15:42Speaker 2: what this is.
- 15:43Speaker 3: It's street magic right there.
- 15:44Speaker 2: On Park Avenue in midtown Manhattan, where all of the
- 15:49Speaker 2: major heads of the industrial sports complex have offices within
- 15:55Speaker 2: a couple of blocks. I did that walk. I walked
- 15:58Speaker 2: past the baseball headquarters, then I went over to the
- 16:01Speaker 2: NBA and the NFL. They're all within a couple of
- 16:03Speaker 2: blocks of each other on either Fifth Avenue or Park
- 16:06Speaker 2: Avenue there in the concrete jungle of Manhattan. So anyway,
- 16:11Speaker 2: the point is publicly, the NFL puts on the white
- 16:13Speaker 2: lab coat, and they do that very well. They talk
- 16:17Speaker 2: about concussion protocol and player longevity and independent medical professionals
- 16:22Speaker 2: and all that safety first blah blah blah blah blah blah.
- 16:24Speaker 2: I like they're running some kind of monastery. They're really
- 16:27Speaker 2: into it. And then it's a masterclass on what we
- 16:30Speaker 2: call corporate flimflam is what it is. They'll look you
- 16:33Speaker 2: right in the eye and right straight there, right in
- 16:36Speaker 2: the lot of your face, is what they will do.
- 16:39Speaker 2: And they'll say the shield is a suit of armor
- 16:42Speaker 2: for the players and all this, and of course not
- 16:45Speaker 2: the crash test dummies. You know it, I know it,
- 16:48Speaker 2: we all know it. That's the way it is. And privately,
- 16:52Speaker 2: behind the velvet curtain, if you will, the story is
- 16:56Speaker 2: the player. The players, like the disposable paper plate at
- 17:01Speaker 2: the billionaires barbecue in the Hamptons and at the billionaire buffet.
- 17:08Speaker 2: They're at the barbecue buffet in the Hamptons and all that.
- 17:10Speaker 2: You got Jeff Bezos over there, like he's looking at
- 17:13Speaker 2: that flea bitten Week fourteen schedule matchup and he's like,
- 17:17Speaker 2: why why are we broadcasting a garage sale. We're like
- 17:21Speaker 2: the largest company in the world. Why are we broadcasting
- 17:25Speaker 2: this trek? What is that? He wants theater like they
- 17:29Speaker 2: Amazons spent a lot of money. They want Lamar Jackson,
- 17:32Speaker 2: they would like the cannon arm, Josh Allen, they would
- 17:35Speaker 2: like to see magic Man, Patrick Mahoney and all that,
- 17:39Speaker 2: and they want to see him. And then they're limited
- 17:41Speaker 2: on how many games they can play, So why don't
- 17:42Speaker 2: we get more of them? And what sugar Daddy wants,
- 17:46Speaker 2: Sugar Daddy gets. The NFL is treating the player longevity
- 17:50Speaker 2: like stale brand. And of course they have to just
- 17:54Speaker 2: keep Amazon happy because they want more of Amazon's money,
- 17:58Speaker 2: so Amazon can raise prices. I got an email from
- 18:02Speaker 2: a guy complaining. He said, Netflix is raising prices. I said,
- 18:06Speaker 2: and I guess YouTube would raise prices. I'm like, yeah,
- 18:09Speaker 2: this is what happens. Professional sports gets involved and the
- 18:13Speaker 2: price of everything goes up. One of the main reasons
- 18:16Speaker 2: I was told years ago one of the reasons, like
- 18:18Speaker 2: I was just in Vegas this weekend, one of the
- 18:19Speaker 2: reasons they started charging for parking is because of the
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- 18:25Speaker 2: They got to make some money from parking, and so hey,
- 18:27Speaker 2: let's just charge everyone thirty five dollars to part we'll
- 18:30Speaker 2: screw everybody. Wait till the a star plane. They'll raise
- 18:33Speaker 2: the price of parking right there on the strip in
- 18:35Speaker 2: Las Vegas, and everything gets more expensive, and it just
- 18:39Speaker 2: gets trickled down to the to the owners in sports
- 18:43Speaker 2: and the teams, and that's how that works.
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- 22:18Speaker 2: I believe the copy is wrong. Either the copy is
- 22:20Speaker 2: wrong or goat Man's wrong, because Goatman wrote and he
- 22:24Speaker 2: says no touch ups needed on your first hour monologue.
- 22:28Speaker 2: So I'd like to take time to congratulate you on
- 22:30Speaker 2: kicking everyone at fsr's ass to this point. So I
- 22:33Speaker 2: was given copy that claimed that, I mean Jason McIntyre
- 22:39Speaker 2: was leading the host here. It's not what the copy
- 22:41Speaker 2: says it does. It says, uh uh, it says first place?
- 22:46Speaker 2: Oh what did you write like that? You wrote like that?
- 22:48Speaker 2: It looked it looks like No, that's not I just
- 22:50Speaker 2: copied and paste. That's how it's written.
- 22:52Speaker 4: But why would it be? And this makes no sense
- 22:54Speaker 4: because it says I was about to yell coop and
- 22:58Speaker 4: now you stop me from yelling?
- 22:59Speaker 2: How?
- 22:59Speaker 3: Yeah, you mean exactly how? It says this is caught me.
- 23:02Speaker 2: It says congratulations unless you're Daniel Kay, who's currently atop
- 23:06Speaker 2: the standings, in first place in the host standings. Yours truly.
- 23:09Speaker 2: But this didn't send this out specifically for me, did they?
- 23:13Speaker 4: Yes?
- 23:13Speaker 6: Really?
- 23:14Speaker 4: Okay, all right, fine, I retracted my complete Uh guess
- 23:19Speaker 4: who's here? Eddie Garcian is here? Everybody, my buddy, Eddie's back,
- 23:23Speaker 4: Eddie Garcia.
- 23:28Speaker 3: I was about to yell, Eddie, I don't have to yell.
- 23:29Speaker 3: I got all worked up.
- 23:30Speaker 2: I didn't even realize I'm beating coward. How about this, Eddie?
- 23:34Speaker 2: You think this will be fair. If I beat cowhard,
- 23:36Speaker 2: I get his paycheck for one month, he gets my paycheck.
- 23:38Speaker 3: That's fair, right, who says?
- 23:40Speaker 1: Not? Sure?
- 23:41Speaker 8: Sure?
- 23:43Speaker 3: Edny Garcia, Good to see him, my man, You are
- 23:45Speaker 3: right hang out here, how are you?
- 23:47Speaker 8: Yeah? Good to see everybody again.
- 23:48Speaker 2: Yeah, now Eddie is here. He's chaperone. Is that the
- 23:52Speaker 2: proper word? I don't know.
- 23:54Speaker 8: I think that is the proper word.
- 23:55Speaker 2: Yeah, you are escorting the great Sirius Sean, our friend
- 23:59Speaker 2: who we've known since he was in high school. He's
- 24:01Speaker 2: all grown up now, working his ass off, and he
- 24:06Speaker 2: comes out to visit SoCal every once in a while
- 24:09Speaker 2: from his home in Arizona. And he stopped stopped by
- 24:12Speaker 2: with you. You drove him around?
- 24:14Speaker 8: I assume is that I did? I?
- 24:16Speaker 2: Did he take the train?
- 24:17Speaker 8: He did take the train. Yes, he wanted me to
- 24:19Speaker 8: let you know that he he flew into San Diego
- 24:22Speaker 8: and then took the train here at La and he did. Yeah.
- 24:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't just take the train.
- 24:30Speaker 8: I don't don't. I'm sure he would be more than
- 24:32Speaker 8: happy to tell you all of the ins and out
- 24:34Speaker 8: of train travel across the sort.
- 24:36Speaker 3: It's not about him, Eddie, It's about you at all.
- 24:38Speaker 2: It's about you. It's about you. You have been doing
- 24:41Speaker 2: a hockey podcast, right for those that have lost track,
- 24:44Speaker 2: you have.
- 24:44Speaker 8: Been put my stick right in your mouth.
- 24:46Speaker 2: That's right, right. He did that to the boss at
- 24:48Speaker 2: the podcast company, so he's doing that right now.
- 24:50Speaker 8: A couple of hot three hockey podcasts.
- 24:52Speaker 2: Actually, so from what I hear, Eddie is considered one
- 24:54Speaker 2: of the top hot hockey podcasters in the North American region.
- 24:59Speaker 2: He not just the US but also Canada. So our
- 25:01Speaker 2: listeners in Edmonton and Vancouver and Toronto and Montreal and
- 25:05Speaker 2: all those places win a peg.
- 25:07Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all fired up.
- 25:08Speaker 2: They could to hear you, Eddie. And I'm happy because
- 25:11Speaker 2: my favorite coach is backs.
- 25:14Speaker 8: I know, I thought about you when I saw this news.
- 25:17Speaker 2: And I was in Vegas over the weekend when the
- 25:19Speaker 2: news games, I saw my guts. Our affiliate is for
- 25:23Speaker 2: the Ben Male Show is the home of the Golden
- 25:26Speaker 2: Knights in Vegas. I was nice. I was in their
- 25:28Speaker 2: studio and they had the Golden Knight logo and all
- 25:31Speaker 2: that up, and I was we're galing in the logo
- 25:34Speaker 2: and I said.
- 25:34Speaker 3: Oh, what Torts, it's my guy. Come on, Yeah, how
- 25:37Speaker 3: many teams as he coached.
- 25:38Speaker 2: Now I know the Rangers seven, Columbus, Philadelphia, Vegas, that's.
- 25:44Speaker 8: Four, Tampa Bay. He won the Stanley Cup with.
- 25:46Speaker 2: They're still living off that and I still living off.
- 25:49Speaker 8: You can't forget his incredible tenure in Vancouver.
- 25:51Speaker 2: I've completely forgotten. Yeah, I didn't know that. Although I
- 25:55Speaker 2: do love the Vancouver Costco has poutine with our friend Nico.
- 26:00Speaker 2: The most important thing, which is literally right right across
- 26:03Speaker 2: the street from the Canucks arena there they have.
- 26:05Speaker 8: I have seen hockey in the Canucks Arena.
- 26:07Speaker 3: I have not.
- 26:08Speaker 2: I have not seen hockey, Eddie, but I have had
- 26:11Speaker 2: the poutine.
- 26:12Speaker 8: And well that is the important part.
- 26:14Speaker 2: Well, I don't know how anybody makes any money at
- 26:16Speaker 2: the hockey team because literally you cross one street in
- 26:19Speaker 2: Vancouver and there's an outdoor Costco food court with the poutine,
- 26:23Speaker 2: yeah and everything.
- 26:24Speaker 3: What else?
- 26:24Speaker 2: They have something else that they don't have any us.
- 26:26Speaker 2: I forget what other there's an the food item they
- 26:28Speaker 2: have I forget. But anyway, what's good to see Eddie.
- 26:31Speaker 2: You're hanging doing the hockey podcast. As we said, you're
- 26:34Speaker 2: you're gonna play quarterback for the Steelers this year? Is
- 26:36Speaker 2: that the point? No?
- 26:37Speaker 8: No, I am not. I don't know who is and
- 26:41Speaker 8: kind of I don't know. I'm very unhappy with their
- 26:45Speaker 8: coaching choice. So whatever they do is what they do.
- 26:49Speaker 8: I'm not excited about Steeler football right now.
- 26:52Speaker 2: Have Mike McCarthy fever?
- 26:55Speaker 8: No, you know, no, no, not at all.
- 26:57Speaker 2: We If Mike McCarthy wants to miss a game, there's
- 26:59Speaker 2: a guy that works here that could fill in, and
- 27:01Speaker 2: nobody could know.
- 27:02Speaker 3: He does not like, he does not like, he is
- 27:05Speaker 3: not listening.
- 27:06Speaker 8: I know he's d I would not be happy with you.
- 27:09Speaker 2: Well, it's an accurate analysis of what's going on, King
- 27:13Speaker 2: Rory writes in he says, does this mean we finally
- 27:15Speaker 2: get some hockey talk since Eddie's in stude? Well, we
- 27:19Speaker 2: just gave you about ninety seconds of hockey talk. What
- 27:21Speaker 2: more does one you.
- 27:22Speaker 8: Would love covering the Vegas Golden Knights?
- 27:24Speaker 2: What was that?
- 27:25Speaker 8: They give you a lot to talk about. They they
- 27:28Speaker 8: are They are not afraid to make controversial moves, unpopular moves.
- 27:34Speaker 8: They don't give an f They're gonna They're going for it.
- 27:36Speaker 8: They're changing their firing the coach of the eight games left,
- 27:39Speaker 8: the coach. I want them to Stanley Cup. Yeah, they don't.
- 27:42Speaker 8: They don't care. They're going to try and do what
- 27:43Speaker 8: they gotta do to win.
- 27:44Speaker 2: So all right, Oh.
- 27:46Speaker 8: Did you did you talk a little Olympic hockey though?
- 27:49Speaker 2: When that was I did when Yeah, a special mono,
- 27:52Speaker 2: there was a special I wrap myself in the flag
- 27:55Speaker 2: A you got a full patriotic there after the Olympic
- 28:01Speaker 2: Hockey game ended, although I did not watch it live
- 28:04Speaker 2: because I sleep. I get up, you know, I get
- 28:08Speaker 2: up in the afternoon. The game was very early in
- 28:10Speaker 2: the morning, very I cannot watch the burner accounts is
- 28:15Speaker 2: welcome back, Benjamin Chicken Fetichini mallor there you.
- 28:18Speaker 8: Go by the way. But wow, all the the malord
- 28:22Speaker 8: meet and greets across this great.
- 28:25Speaker 2: My goodness, we're traveling abroad. We are well. I was good.
- 28:28Speaker 2: I was gonna do all the ohile thing in the
- 28:31Speaker 2: end of last year, and then there's some stuff that happened.
- 28:34Speaker 2: I couldn't do it, and so I got I gotta
- 28:37Speaker 2: see our friend Dick, you know, I mean, yeah, I
- 28:40Speaker 2: gotta see Dick.
- 28:41Speaker 8: Yeah. As a matter of fact, when I saw Coop,
- 28:43Speaker 8: I came in and I you know.
- 28:44Speaker 3: My little taste of that. All right, that's that's a I.
- 28:47Speaker 8: I said, I said, give me the update who's died,
- 28:52Speaker 8: And he said, I don't think anyone's died. I'm like
- 28:54Speaker 8: Dick and dating still with this.
- 28:55Speaker 2: Is well, I don't know. I mean, I don't want
- 29:00Speaker 2: to say that there's.
- 29:01Speaker 8: A somebody who has You haven't heard from a while.
- 29:05Speaker 2: I haven't gotten we haven't gotten confirmation. I also remember
- 29:11Speaker 2: the guy David from winter Park, Florida, who drove to Boston.
- 29:14Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, the parrot guy.
- 29:16Speaker 2: Yeah, you're ninety nine. He's no longer aware as I
- 29:21Speaker 2: found a I know it was exact birthday, but I
- 29:24Speaker 2: found a link to a Yeah. So it's yeah, an
- 29:28Speaker 2: o bit and but the good the good news is
- 29:30Speaker 2: not for him, but I was. I was sent a
- 29:35Speaker 2: replica Roscoe the Parrots.
- 29:36Speaker 8: So I have on then.
- 29:38Speaker 2: Yeah, in my collection of stuff that will end up
- 29:41Speaker 2: in a landfill when I'm dead, I have a miniature
- 29:44Speaker 2: Roscoe the Parrots. I have one of those collections too, Ben.
- 29:47Speaker 3: Yes, you do the ret you have a bigger one
- 29:49Speaker 3: than I have. I gotta tell you, I just keep it.
- 29:51Speaker 1: You.
- 29:51Speaker 3: I keep some trinkets. I'm sure you do it too.
- 29:54Speaker 8: Loraina. Getting stuff from.
- 29:55Speaker 2: People, no no one ever sends Helena mail. Are you
- 29:58Speaker 2: kidding me? Come on, I don't know why. Remember when
- 30:01Speaker 2: I used to get mail Eddie back in the day,
- 30:03Speaker 2: Remember send, I haven't gotten mail in money.
- 30:06Speaker 8: No, no, you're not getting any snacks. Well no, they
- 30:09Speaker 8: sent those hot dogs and then they went bad.
- 30:11Speaker 3: Oh the Finway Franks.
- 30:13Speaker 4: Oh so good. That's my favorite hot dog.
- 30:16Speaker 2: And I know what that we had. The guy was great.
- 30:19Speaker 2: It was I met him in a meet and greet
- 30:20Speaker 2: years ago in Boston. You go into the local grocery store,
- 30:23Speaker 2: they had the Finway Franks. The great bitch is better
- 30:26Speaker 2: than Dodger dog. And I would I would make yeah,
- 30:29Speaker 2: and I would make those things on like the fourth
- 30:31Speaker 2: of July and for big summer time. Would that be
- 30:33Speaker 2: like a Fenway Park.
- 30:35Speaker 8: Fenway Frank for Fenway Park in Boston.
- 30:39Speaker 3: Quiz There'll be a quiz on this later.
- 30:41Speaker 8: By the way. One one one final thing I want
- 30:43Speaker 8: to say. I might say.
- 30:44Speaker 2: Some are believe it.
- 30:46Speaker 8: I just for right now because I'm talking too much.
- 30:48Speaker 2: This is your show.
- 30:49Speaker 3: You're not talking.
- 30:49Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 30:50Speaker 4: Talk all you want. I'll step out. Eddie Bias.
- 30:53Speaker 8: So we got we got the goodies from BUCkies.
- 30:56Speaker 3: Yes, I love yes and we got.
- 30:58Speaker 8: I got a T shirt from buck Yeah, I wear
- 31:00Speaker 8: it all the time. I get compliments on that.
- 31:03Speaker 2: Bucky's T shirts legendary constantly, Well, EDDI constantly. If you
- 31:07Speaker 2: want to go on a guy's road trip in Ari, Arizona, Yeah,
- 31:10Speaker 2: they're opening one up this summer. It'll be approximate one
- 31:12Speaker 2: hundred and seventy by the time it opens, but it'd
- 31:14Speaker 2: be great. I mean, you can cool off, eat some
- 31:16Speaker 2: barbecue brisket, and there should be an average. Why isn't
- 31:18Speaker 2: BUCkies an advertiser on this show, Mike?
- 31:20Speaker 8: Why is there a countdown to when it opens?
- 31:23Speaker 2: Well, I know it was supposed to open in December
- 31:26Speaker 2: of last year and it got pushed back. It's June
- 31:30Speaker 2: twenty second, I believe is the date.
- 31:31Speaker 8: I think last night Sean has been saying, when are
- 31:34Speaker 8: you going to come to my state because he lives
- 31:36Speaker 8: in Arizona. I'm like, I don't know. I don't have
- 31:38Speaker 8: any plans. I think I now have planned.
- 31:40Speaker 3: There you go, you can go.
- 31:41Speaker 8: I'm not even kidding. I would absolutely go.
- 31:44Speaker 2: Why have family in you know, older relatives live in
- 31:47Speaker 2: the Phoenix area, So I yes, June twenty second, twenty question.
- 31:51Speaker 2: My BUCkies knowledge, Lorena, you're trying to do.
- 31:54Speaker 3: I wanted to confirm your boosy's knowledge.
- 31:56Speaker 2: No, I listen to the BUCkies. I'll just go there
- 31:59Speaker 2: to Sandwich, drive right back home, six am all the way.
- 32:03Speaker 2: Goodyear Eras is Goodyear Arizona spring training time, right, I
- 32:06Speaker 2: think it is good Year Arizona somewhere in out in
- 32:07Speaker 2: the suburbs because it's truck stop.
- 32:10Speaker 8: Can you imagine, I mean being at the opening of
- 32:12Speaker 8: the Buckets.
- 32:13Speaker 2: What do you get? Do you get like a golden
- 32:14Speaker 2: ticket for the BUCkies?
- 32:15Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 32:16Speaker 2: Do you get a golden beaver? Way man?
- 32:20Speaker 8: Those beaver nuggets?
- 32:21Speaker 2: Alf Alfia says, did you know that the next BUCkies
- 32:26Speaker 2: that will open in the US just north of Dayton?
- 32:29Speaker 2: Do you think the Dixter would mind if you made
- 32:32Speaker 2: a pit stop on the way to the meet and greet?
- 32:35Speaker 2: It's from alf Well that I did not realize they.
- 32:37Speaker 8: Might have to have the meet and greet at the BUCkies.
- 32:40Speaker 3: Well, I mean we don't.
- 32:42Speaker 2: We don't even have a venue yet, so we don't
- 32:44Speaker 2: get a venue. We'll just meet it a BUCkies, don't
- 32:46Speaker 2: you mind. Yeah, let's meet in the parking lot. That
- 32:47Speaker 2: won't be creepy at all and no question about that.
- 32:51Speaker 2: Uh ferk Doug says, don't take the lukewarm response personally, Eddie.
- 32:57Speaker 2: There was a rumor going around that the big guest
- 32:59Speaker 2: was going to be numb Nuts Finley, so naturally everyone
- 33:03Speaker 2: a little bummed out.
- 33:04Speaker 8: Did I hear that Finley is going to be a
- 33:06Speaker 8: Papa Finley? Did I hear that?
- 33:08Speaker 2: I did see some internet chatter that that is a
- 33:11Speaker 2: little mony men?
- 33:12Speaker 8: Men?
- 33:14Speaker 2: Does that mean I have to be nice to him now?
- 33:16Speaker 2: Or how does that work?
- 33:17Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 33:18Speaker 2: Just maybe to his wife, to his wife and he's
- 33:20Speaker 2: still wrong with his wife. I don't need to be
- 33:23Speaker 2: she's a nice woman. I was at the wedding.
- 33:24Speaker 8: There was very wedding. I didn't get invited.
- 33:28Speaker 2: Well I got invited. It was a very big social
- 33:30Speaker 2: event right there. Coop was not invited. Me and Rob
- 33:34Speaker 2: Parker we were there. We were hanging out. Me and
- 33:36Speaker 2: Rob had a great time. Was wonderful.
- 33:38Speaker 8: Rob will show up for some free uh free wedding
- 33:41Speaker 8: gift you think.
- 33:43Speaker 2: Yeah. Food was not It was not bad. It was
- 33:45Speaker 2: a beautiful venue right on the Pacific Ocean there in
- 33:47Speaker 2: San Diego, and it was a nice north kind of
- 33:50Speaker 2: North County area, so it was it was very nice.
- 33:53Speaker 2: Would you like to take the calls, Eddie, We can
- 33:55Speaker 2: do that. I would love to take you want to
- 33:57Speaker 2: hang out? Yeah, yeah, well you know I get the model.
- 34:00Speaker 2: It's locked in, you know, because of the YouTube channel.
- 34:02Speaker 2: But we'll take some calls as well if you want
- 34:03Speaker 2: to be part eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox
- 34:06Speaker 2: and the rare and appropriate.
- 34:08Speaker 3: Oh yeah, visit with the Godfather right over there, Eddie.
- 34:12Speaker 8: Eddie Garson missed the drops, by the way, you don't
- 34:14Speaker 8: have drops.
- 34:16Speaker 2: A class on a podcast. You could fights around. It's
- 34:18Speaker 2: hard to the show and it's hard to do the
- 34:22Speaker 2: show and the drops at the same time. It's very hard.
- 34:23Speaker 2: You know, you need that og Tony Bruno soundboard, remember
- 34:27Speaker 2: the Tony Brownose soundboard. Absolutely, I get one of those
- 34:30Speaker 2: dirt cheap. With all the radio stations going out of business,
- 34:32Speaker 2: if I get one pretty pretty cheap, I'm just saying,
- 34:36Speaker 2: I'm just saying, it's it's not a lot of demand.
- 34:39Speaker 2: Unfortunately at this point for those what used to be
- 34:41Speaker 2: very expensive soundboards, very very expensive. Eight seven seven ninety
- 34:46Speaker 2: nine on Fox is the number. Stay stay thirsty. Eddie said,
- 34:51Speaker 2: good to hear Eddie on again? How about that? He
- 34:53Speaker 2: got a fan there, my friends. The goat Man says, holy, yes,
- 34:59Speaker 2: it's really you. Everybody loves Eddie right there, there you go,
- 35:03Speaker 2: and the Berner number one burner account says, hey, King,
- 35:08Speaker 2: there you go a grill. Sergeant rights In says, I
- 35:11Speaker 2: started my new work schedule tonight off early enough to
- 35:15Speaker 2: catch the first hour. Awesome, You're Eddie in the year.
- 35:17Speaker 2: Everywhere people are very happy. All right, we'll take some calls.
- 35:21Speaker 2: Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox is the number
- 35:25Speaker 2: time now though, for the who am I?
- 35:28Speaker 6: Game?
- 35:28Speaker 2: This is where I pretend to be somebody else, as
- 35:29Speaker 2: we call it the who am I? Game? I am
- 35:31Speaker 2: the only head coach hired who violated the Rooney rule,
- 35:36Speaker 2: meaning the team that hired me was fined two hundred
- 35:38Speaker 2: thousand dollars for not interviewing a minority candidate. The Runner
- 35:41Speaker 2: rule has been around for over twenty years, but I'm
- 35:43Speaker 2: the only head coach hired in the NFL who technically
- 35:47Speaker 2: violated the Rooney rule. The team did anyway that hired
- 35:49Speaker 2: me was fined two hundred thousand dollars for not interviewing
- 35:53Speaker 2: a minority candidate. Who am I that is the question.
- 35:57Speaker 2: The answer, We'll get to it. We'll do it next.
- 36:00Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 36:02Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill
- 36:05Speaker 1: Miller and you.
- 36:06Speaker 3: It is the Ben Mallor Show.
- 36:08Speaker 2: A reminder, the Fifth Hour Podcast is available every Friday,
- 36:13Speaker 2: Saturday and Sunday is a spin off of this radio show.
- 36:17Speaker 2: We will figure out who's gonna be on that. Danny
- 36:19Speaker 2: quit the podcast, so it will be somebody else on there. Eventually,
- 36:22Speaker 2: we'll figure that out. I have to talk to management,
- 36:24Speaker 2: the corporate people about that. Yeah, he quit, Danny's quit
- 36:27Speaker 2: the podcast. Yeah, but we will have somebody else in
- 36:30Speaker 2: there on the Fifth Hour Podcast, probably not this weekend.
- 36:33Speaker 2: Who knows what's going to happen with that.
- 36:34Speaker 8: I think Coop wants to do it.
- 36:35Speaker 2: No, but we will. We will find someone who wants
- 36:38Speaker 2: to do it, and we'll be willing to put the
- 36:40Speaker 2: time in and all that, and we look forward to that.
- 36:42Speaker 2: But check out the Fifth Hour Podcast every Friday, Saturday
- 36:45Speaker 2: and Sunday and support that Fifth Hour Podcast. Back to
- 36:51Speaker 2: it all right, you heard any right there? Eddie Garcia hanging
- 36:54Speaker 2: out now. They updated the call screen ready, So I
- 36:58Speaker 2: was going to take a call right here, but unfortunately
- 37:01Speaker 2: this requires Coop to walk in here and hype a
- 37:03Speaker 2: password in. I'm looking at a blank screen, so I
- 37:07Speaker 2: am unable to see the calls. Therefore I cannot take
- 37:10Speaker 2: a call because I can't see them. I know they're there,
- 37:13Speaker 2: I just don't know their names. So instead we'll pay
- 37:16Speaker 2: off the who am I? Game? And this is where
- 37:19Speaker 2: we pretend to be somebody else. That's the who am I? Game?
- 37:21Speaker 2: So I am the only head coach hired in the
- 37:24Speaker 2: NFL over the last what twenty something years who violated
- 37:28Speaker 2: the Rooney rule. At least a team that hired me
- 37:31Speaker 2: was fined two hundred thousand dollars for not interviewing a
- 37:34Speaker 2: minority candidate. Who am I? That is the question? What
- 37:38Speaker 2: is the answer? And let's see you're stuck in Sacramento,
- 37:43Speaker 2: says the honor of King Eddie. In honor of King Eddie,
- 37:48Speaker 2: the answer is Marceldon, Charlie Simmer, and Dave Taylor.
- 37:53Speaker 8: The triple Crown.
- 37:54Speaker 2: There you go back there the old school guys, Yancey
- 37:57Speaker 2: Thigpen from Shane in the More and something just dropped
- 38:02Speaker 2: the microphone Throttler with Steamboat Willie. That's just Josh in Cincinnati,
- 38:08Speaker 2: the Great Steamboat Willie from Milkman, Mike Scrooge and No.
- 38:13Speaker 2: The contras is Ferg Dog and Finley's newborn.
- 38:17Speaker 3: Wow, that is the right.
- 38:19Speaker 2: The photo Petros papadekis from Rob the Goatman, The Wonderbolt,
- 38:24Speaker 2: Wonder Whitebread coached by Eddie Holmes, Slice Garcia from malor
- 38:29Speaker 2: prop Guy. Ferg Dog says Finley Junior, Well, the good
- 38:33Speaker 2: thing about Finley's kid is that you've got you know,
- 38:37Speaker 2: Finley will get babysitting from Ferg Dog. Ferg Dog will
- 38:41Speaker 2: I don't know if you absolutely will absolutely babysit. Bobby
- 38:44Speaker 2: Keelin Pie Bobby and Floridas's John Rocker is the answer.
- 38:49Speaker 2: Who else? Mike Tomlin guests by Femi lenz Sicata. That's
- 38:52Speaker 2: a good name, Eddie, it is.
- 38:53Speaker 3: We're old.
- 38:53Speaker 8: We know who is baseball card?
- 38:55Speaker 2: Yeah, I did too, len Sicata, the guy that looked
- 38:58Speaker 2: like he shouldn't be in the Major League. Now, a
- 39:00Speaker 2: lot of guys back in those days, was it Rance
- 39:03Speaker 2: Mullenix remember to high school? Yeah? From Yeah, I remember
- 39:07Speaker 2: you said that. Lenzicata though, nice guy's answer. Who else?
- 39:11Speaker 2: Do we have analog? Al says, is it Harvey having
- 39:16Speaker 2: a orgasm on an iPhone? I don't know what that
- 39:20Speaker 2: that's about? Mark Davis at PF Chang's that's Andy and
- 39:24Speaker 2: Lionel Lakes.
- 39:24Speaker 8: Well, these answers are as good as I remember.
- 39:26Speaker 2: Yeah, King Roy says, it's you, Eddie, And there's a
- 39:29Speaker 2: there's a photo of you right there with a special
- 39:32Speaker 2: you can get that Bucky shirt. You'll get a lot
- 39:33Speaker 2: of reaction to that one. Probably not. I can't. I
- 39:37Speaker 2: took an I took a massive blank in a Bucky's back.
- 39:42Speaker 8: Oh no, I don't think I'll get that.
- 39:43Speaker 2: You will not be getting that. I don't think all right.
- 39:45Speaker 2: Joey the Bellman who's now very hip, he's on social
- 39:48Speaker 2: media and he says the Jamaican Bob sled team is
- 39:53Speaker 2: the answer. Jason is going with Pete Carroll, Dan Henning.
- 39:56Speaker 2: Remember Dan Henny, I do charger legend, Dan Henny, one
- 40:00Speaker 2: of the all time great? Is he still around? I
- 40:01Speaker 2: don't know. That's Steve the misplaced san Diegan who sent
- 40:05Speaker 2: that one in. Perito says, I am Jed who Fled's wife,
- 40:09Speaker 2: the Great Squirrel Queen. Okay, very nice mister Larson and
- 40:15Speaker 2: Happy from Happy Gilmour from Wayne in Duluth truck stop.
- 40:20Speaker 2: Fungus is still listening. He sent something about blind Scott.
- 40:24Speaker 2: I don't know. That's all about Chuck Tanner from Ryan
- 40:27Speaker 2: in San Diego. Flavor flave. I saw him at the
- 40:31Speaker 2: Super Bowl thing. He was walking around, did not seem
- 40:33Speaker 2: very polite. He didn't want to talk to anybody. He
- 40:35Speaker 2: was kind of, you know, being in a yeah boy.
- 40:38Speaker 2: I guess he didn't want to talk what his favorite
- 40:40Speaker 2: flavor is. I don't know. I have no idea. All right, anyway, Eddie,
- 40:44Speaker 2: I'll let you answer. Do you have an answer to
- 40:46Speaker 2: the to the who am I you?
- 40:49Speaker 8: Was it the Dallas Cowboys?
- 40:51Speaker 4: No, Eddie, you're wrong.
- 40:53Speaker 2: It's moot.
- 40:54Speaker 4: Steve Mariucci Lions.
- 40:56Speaker 3: Steve Mariucci with the Lions.
- 40:58Speaker 2: Yeah,