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Spoil Me Like an Inside Dog: James Wan to Direct Aquaman · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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  bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little s penis Dan I
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  sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my own daughter
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  and occasionally Cherry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with
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  Things
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  nerdy I went to the shops earlier okay
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  uh and there was um a Chinese woman an elderly Chinese woman
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  busking oh uh I say busing cuz I've brought a prop so that I can reenact
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  exactly what it was oh she wasn't getting a whole lot of atten I got to
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  say right because uh except from you yeah because I was like what are you
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  doing so was this elderly Chinese woman with a guitar doing
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  [Music]
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  this mhm right was she singing at all or no she
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  wasn't she was doing that over and over again and then I went to the shops and
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  came back and she was continuing to do that she was
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  any other song or any song you would have just gone right past I thought we
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  just would have ignored her but because because she was doing that I was
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  entertained by it so maybe I I do owe her now yeah I think you do I suppose
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  you broke you broke the uh the code of the Busker you listen and you didn't pay
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  if you walk on P you don't have to pay if you listen you got to pay well I was
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  stopped at the lights I didn't have a choice but I was I was she did catch my
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  eye and I did I did partake of the entertainment for a while so I'm sure
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  I've told you guys but I don't know if I've mentioned on the podcast but have I
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  told you guys the story about when I was in New York and I saw the open mic night
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  and I tell you about the red Indian and the violinist you probably did but tell it
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  anyway so I need to hear this again I'm I'm at this club on the bowy
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  and it does this open mic night which is you can do anything any kind of
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  performance what ever you can read a poem you can sing a song you can do
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  anything and um there were some pretty eclectic stuff but the group that went
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  first right up on stage got this kind of really normal looking girl holding a
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  violin right and a red Indian in full
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  headdress and everything right mhm and
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  he comes up to the mic and he says Hi We just um you know my name's whatever and
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  this is whoever and we just met outside and we were talking and we decided that
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  we we could make some really great music U together because um I do freestyle rap
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  and um and she plays the violin so this could be really interesting and at this
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  point the audience is kind of like okay I mean this is bizarre but go on and
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  then um so he turns around and presses play on a on a drum machine so
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  this kind of loop starts right uhuh he
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  steps up to the mic y the girl raises the violin he says something along the lines
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  of yo I'm going to rap yo uh um yeah
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  uh uh and and he chokes he can't think
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  of anything to say right so she's looking at him like do I start now and
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  he just instead of like saying anything changing it or or just going hard on
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  stop I'll start again he just he just stands there just kind of staring at the
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  floor in front of him like not knowing what to do well this entire room full of
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  people look at him the girl starts playing the violin just randomly playing
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  notes to try and um you know save the performance and yeah he just says
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  nothing he just stands there so after about 2 minutes of just playing she
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  stops and walks over to the mic and with the beat still going behind her she just
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  goes um well this might be a good opportunity to um just just say um I'm
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  new in town I'm looking for a sublet so if anyone um out in the audience tonight
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  has a a room that's available um less than about 150 a week could you please
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  come and see me after this thank you and then she just gets off the stage and
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  walks out and then eventually the Indian um kind of comes to life goes and turns
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  off the drum machine and gods hits down as well and can everyone golf clap yeah
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  like either yeah it it was either the worst performance
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  in the history of live performance or it was the greatest example of performance
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  art yeah ever performed they walked off and they were like nailed it yeah that's
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  right wouldn't surprise me do you remember uh when we were in La we went
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  to Viper The Viper Room yeah and there were a bunch of bands on that night and uh we
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  saw a band that was it was like a a female singer with the like an acoustic
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  guitar with you know the drums kind of thing doing a little thing and and then
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  the next band got up and we were expecting it to be fairly chill yeah and
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  uh I'm going to I'm going fair use I'm going about to play a clip of of what we
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  what we heard yeah uh I can only describe what we witnessed um this
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  band's actually quite famous now um but basically these guys got up with with
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  amps and stuff like that I was like oh it kind of looks like a metal band but
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  then these two girls got up and uh you know kind of attractive girls
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  um and uh and they said hi um we're Butcher Babies and they whipped their
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  tops off uh and then this
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  happened and uh yeah every male in the room pulled out their phone and started
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  filming yeah that's true that's true we did we did do that cuz the thing is
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  these two girls had these kind of corsets on and I was like oh great I'm
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  going to be straining my neck to try to catch a little glimpse of their boobs um
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  made it easy for you and then the tits came out right out all the way out for
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  the whole thing and cuz it's metal and they were kind of bopping up and down
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  the normal kind of headbanging thing um those tits were going everywhere mhm
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  everywhere yeah they don't apparently they don't do that anymore um because
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  it was actually and I I mean I read this in an article an interview with them
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  they said it was a tribute to some other female artist um that that nobody got
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  they thought they were just getting their tits out for the fun
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  of it and so they were like well everyone's missed a point with this well
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  yeah we we'll stop doing that then yeah right so everyone [ __ ] shamed him and
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  they were like you don't get it and I bet you their fan fan base just really
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  dropped right well no no I'm huge now they do um you know o Fest and stuff
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  every year and I don't know if they've been out here um but yeah they they're
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  very big now cuz I saw I forget where I saw they interviewed uh I think a bunch
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  of um the metal bands at the Red Carpet one year at the golden Gods Awards and I
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  was like that looks like that band that we saw in La yeah and uh and then yeah
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  it was so they're they're really big now well the funny thing about that was
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  sorry go ahead I was going to say I as as much as I mean they may say are you
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  know we stopped doing that cuz people didn't get it but that maybe contributed
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  to their rise if you know what I mean
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  yeah yeah I mean s i mean I'd forgotten the name of that band until you just
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  said it and I would have just said those girls with the
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  tits yep and I would have known what you meant yeah but if I said hey remember
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  those girls from LA with the tits you wouldn't have to go which girls from LA
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  with the tits no well I remember the name just because Butcher Babies is is
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  quite memorable yeah that's
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  true yeah so I do recall we we arrived
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  at the door of the Viper Room which had taken us quite a while to find as well
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  yes um only to find a poster saying The
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  Veronicas here tonight only oh yeah yeah we that would be the
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  disappointing we thought oh we didn't come all the way to LA to see The
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  Veronicas but we were not disappointed because the Butcher Babies delivered
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  yeah the Butcher Babies definitely delivered yeah well speaking of uh
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  delivering there's one man who uh as far as I'm
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  concerned well The Conjuring wasn't great but he delivers I I'll give him
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  that oh I feel like there's some James W news coming
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  on [Music]
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  James ah I've got a cornicopia of James W news tonight
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  so um uh well somebody else has has put put a bit of James Way news in here do you
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  want to do you want to fill me in on that because I'm pretty excited uh based
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  on what I've seen well um Matt I mean James W is producing a
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  Mortal Combat remake and I think if anyone's going to
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  do this it might as well be James way he's got a good eye for um for visuals
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  yeah I mean I'm assuming that's what you get from Mortal Kombat you don't really
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  get much else so no that's right and sometimes you don't
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  even get that and right I'm assuming that James Juan is going to put some
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  ghosts in here you know like uh you know the ghost of Scorpio fights the ghost of
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  reptile or something you know but I don't quite know how they're going to
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  make it work Scorpio from The Simpsons what did I say he said
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  Scorpio you seen a man take about with shoes
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  before I love not Scorpio scorpion i'
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  watch it yeah Scorpio you
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  mad now I actually I really rate the first Mortal Kombat movie yeah that was
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  great I mean I haven't seen it in a while I've got eat my hat if I ever saw it
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  again when I read actually been thinking about watching it again recently I've
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  got it we you should come up and we'll watch it okay or I'll bring it down
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  whatever but I was reading this article and I uh even though it does mention
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  Mortal Kombat legacy uh is the web series that Kevin tan Sharon made
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  probably pronouncing his name incorrectly that's fine no I'm I'm sure it's
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  t um Taron um uh and he was supposed to direct this
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  film but he's dropped out for some reason um and so James W is taken over
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  producing um it doesn't say if he's going to direct it but H it then goes on
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  to say and and I I actually misunderstood this the first time I read
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  it said the current script is being written by Mortal Kombat legacy writer
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  Orin uzil and I actually thought Mortal Kombat legacy was referring to the the other
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  film The Mortal Kombat Annihilation oh sure so you thought great they've
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  brought they've brought back this guy I was going to say why no that was [ __ ]
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  appalling no no no Moral Kombat legacy is the the web series right yeah yeah
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  yeah yeah with six of nine from Star Trek Mortal Kombat Annihilation I
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  actually went to the cinema to see and right it it is so [ __ ] bad like isn't
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  it when the two girls fight they just happen to be fighting in
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  mud well don't recall sure that was the one Saving Grace about
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  it yeah yeah well I mean this is pretty
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  good actually you know uh the one film that I do like based on a a combat video
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  game is Dead or Alive have you seen that I don't
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  think uh you know Dead Alive is quite famously the game where you can adjust
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  the size of the girls breasts oh that was in the that was in the Dead or Alive
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  beach volleyball I think you can do it in a game as well though you do it in a
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  game yeah yeah okay you can do it in the in the Dead or Alive fighting game too
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  uh and it starred um Jamie Presley uh and it had what's that
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  Australian actress's name who was on neighbors um she tried singing for a bit
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  yeah you know what I just realized I have not heard anything from no no not
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  Delta goodram um Holly Valance oh yes that's the one yeah what happened to her
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  I think she did a movie and then disappeared yeah she did a couple of
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  movies and an episode of Entourage and I think that was all she could really must
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  out of La nearly nearly did something and then just went away
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  yeah yeah I'd say she got a good agent got a couple of roles got dumped by her
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  agent and now she probably sells Insurance out at brisban or
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  something that's a shame yeah and uh it also starts with Sarah
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  Carter who I had a bit of a crush on back in the day Sarah
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  Carter yeah she's she's not have to look her up she's not super famous but uh I
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  used to like her oh yeah okay mhm I can't remember what she was in
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  that I what oh Smallville she was in Smallville oh okay who did she play in
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  Smallville she played um Aisa Baker she was the girl that Clark ran off with
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  that time and um I think he was going to get married or something I don't know
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  she had I can't remember you know what I think the most interesting thing about
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  Superman is all the stuff he does when he's not Superman yeah I'm being for ceous I
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  didn't watch Smallville I figured
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  yeah trying to go way too Pomo with everything now and I'm just not into
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  it well he's just beating another guy with another satellite yeah I was about
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  to say but what does he do when he gets home yeah what did he do when he was a
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  kid and he didn't know he could bash people with satellites what did he bash people with
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  then who did he run away with and almost get married but then not get married to
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  yeah can't remember why
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  yeah but there's more James Wan updates if you want them yeah I do want them I
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  mean we can do them now or we can do them later but I watched do them in do
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  them in alphabetical order oh yeah okay fine I watched Dead Silence no I'll beat
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  you to it he's going to direct Aquaman is he
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  no is he really says here oh just it but
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  it's even better the next line oh my God
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  Luke yes listen they have been listening
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  again [ __ ] off they're doing a Robotech okay this proves it this proves it right
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  that somebody from Hollywood is listening to our podcast they're doing
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  the Robotech movie and James ju is directing there's no other explanation
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  and then do you know why because they're like well Luke loves Robotech but
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  doesn't really care about James W but Matt loves James W doesn't really care
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  about rootch I've got it this is how are we going to get coverage on this podcast
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  everyone happy yeah what's for me there's got to be something for me in
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  there um maybe there's a [ __ ] in it oh my god look Peter Dinklage is in it yeah
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  if they do that if they make the Robotech movie directed by James W and
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  starring Peter Dinklage then we will know we will [ __ ] know they could
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  probably work out a way to make him fit in he'll be the voice of some SMY little
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  robot or something in it no he doesn't do with voices anymore yeah I'm not
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  surprised speaking of Peter dink he got fired
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  yeah uh Destiny he got fired from Destiny and like really fired like the
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  next update remov his voice from the game yeah really and they replace his
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  voice with Noah North who's that he's like the voice actor for video
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  games right yes is he going to say I think that wizard came from the
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  moon but he about say it with a bit of feeling yeah a great line think it's
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  Noah North hm oh man that sucks so dinky well yeah I mean is he just doing such a
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  bad job I mean no we talked about that he should have been better written than
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  he was but no he also was very wooden he's a good actor but maybe he's not a
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  good voice actor right okay yeah interesting yeah no he was
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  very disinterested sounding in the game
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  he was Nolan North sorry Nolan North yes
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  H interesting well there you go thanks
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  Hollywood yeah I mean we haven't confirmed dink he's in it but we can
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  assume that he is now yeah we'll assume he wait yeah just got to wait I think
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  it's 2020 oh Jesus we got a while well we'll just put an ad in variety saying
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  he is in it and then pretty much have to be right all right so I watched Dead
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  Silence which is the other James Wayne film I was going to watch the other week
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  but I wasn't able to it's finally
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  [Laughter]
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  wallberg in it the oldest wallberg he's
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  basically Columbo but that's great in this film like he's got the coat and
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  everything and he's constantly got this electric razor he's shaving his face
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  with while he's talking to everybody and he's oh man wow it's a this is a great
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  movie there's a few weird things about it like I don't understand why other
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  than the fact that when apparently in the olden days the coroner had to take
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  photos with this old flash bulby old timey camera MH I don't know why he
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  still continues to use that camera other than it makes the photos look creepy and
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  cool yeah yeah cuz he's like check out these photos and I'm like what they look
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  like that for and then he then later on he's taking a photo of body he pulls out
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  this giant camera and he's like with the Flash oh that's why so
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  there's some stuff like that mhm but uh yeah but overall it's really good I uh I
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  encountered a ventriloquist doll once did it murder you no it didn't but it
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  was in the home of a friend of ours who I won't mention him by name but I'll
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  just say that he is the legal representative of our podcast right okay
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  y yeah and he bought a new house and was giving me the grand tour you know
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  there's a kitchen round room bathroom and as we passed some Anonymous spare
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  room right sitting on the bed alone in this room
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  was this ventriloquist though right amazing in this tux suda and I was like
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  what the [ __ ] is that and he was like you've seen that
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  before and I was like no no I haven't I would remember yeah exactly I would
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  remember if I had seen that before Oh sitting alone just makes that
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  little bit more creepy as room by himself yeah yeah yeah well that's the
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  other thing about this film is that the doll ends up in
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  like like everybody who who's taking it around for some reason treats it like
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  it's a person like he's like drives back to his hometown to investigate this
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  thing right rather than throwing the doll in the trunk he like pops it in the
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  passenger seat with a seat belt on it like what why like what are you doing
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  that for like yeah and then he's got he's in his hotel room and he's got it
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  sat at the table like [ __ ] put it under the bed yeah that's right put in
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  the Box yeah get it Jesus yeah there's a great old episode of The
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  Twilight Zone about a Ventus dool you seen that one with this woman falls in
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  she goes to a ventriloquist show and falls in love with the ventriloquist
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  Heaven that sounds awesome yeah and she starts writing him letters she writes
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  him a letter after the show and he answers it and they write letters back
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  and forth for years and years and years and then finally she goes to meet him
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  because he comes back to the town and she finds out that the ventriloquist was
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  the [ __ ] and the tall guy she thought she was writing letters to was the doll
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  that's awesome well I highly recommend this
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  movie I'm I'm like I'm not kidding this it was really good like it's not
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  Shakespeare but it was really really entertaining and it's got It's got like
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  a few twists in it that I didn't I didn't see coming they were really good
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  so like it's a bit smarter than uh than you know remember that movie we watched
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  um Don't Be Afraid of the Dark which was it was fun but kind of just dumb that
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  one with ktie holes about the little imps yeah yeah see I enjoyed that but
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  but it was dumb was that was that was dumb yeah whereas this was just it was a
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  simple story and it was a bit silly but it knew it was silly and it you just
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  don't worry about it like it's fine it doesn't take itself too seriously so and
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  this one doesn't have Kevin Bacon in it it does not have Kevin Bacon in it no
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  it's a bit disappointing yeah I know I'm sorry no it's all right it's not your
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  fault got Donnie wallberg and he a replacement for bacon
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  now oh god well just with my breakfast well you know him and his brothers do
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  own a chain of restaurant called wall burgers do they yeah they do that is
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  brilliant I didn't know that yeah they do wall Burgers I must eat there yeah
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  Mary Mark going to going to serve me and the one brother who's not famous runs
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  it right oh so the the ones that have money decided to set their brother up with a
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  job yeah yeah yeah maybe there's a bit
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  of that going on oh well not to
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  worry well in honor of James
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  Wan um I thought it would be good and
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  luckily Jenna helps me put it together because I didn't
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  bother so thanks to Jenna uh we've got a special James Wan edition of triple
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  taglines of Terror nice
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  triple James W special edition I improved that last
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  bit so for those that don't know triple tag lines of Terror uh is just little
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  game that we play where I'm going to tell you the name of a film and then I'm
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  going to give you three taglines that might be from that film and then you're
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  going to guess which is the correct one and then you guys will get points so you
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  guys know that but the listeners don't obviously you
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  probably yeah if that was a secret you should cut that bit out in EDI also you
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  probably figured that's why I was telling you so explanation redundant
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  so uh the very first one for for this
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  episode is dead silence uh and I will point out James W's role in each of
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  these films Dead Silence he was the co-writer and director
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  C and dor mhm mhm uh and as I explained a widow returns to his hometown to
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  search for answers to his wife's murder which may be linked to the ghost of a murdered
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  ventriloquist amazing great stuff so is the tag line for Dead
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  Silence you're never too old to play with dolls until you're
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  dead is it there comes a time to put away childhood things but some things
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  won't S
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  put or is it you scream you
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  die I'm going to have to go if you scream you die yeah I think it's the
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  it's the red herring because it doesn't mention a doll yeah
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  okay although you both going with that yeah I'm going to have to go with
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  number three as well Matt okay all right you're actually you're both correct YY
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  yep you you die is the tagline for Dead Silence uh you're never too old to play
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  with dolls until you're dead is the tagline for film called dolls and there
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  comes a time to put away childhood things but some some things won't stay
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  put is the tagline for Child's Play Three okay H that's where uh Andy joins
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  the Army right yes is it really yeah
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  yeah he's where he's grown up he goes away to the Army I really need to watch
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  those again I watched the first one a little while ago I forgot thought it was
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  um what's his name yeah the the bad guy the murderer yeah
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  amazing um yeah Worm tongue from Lord of the Rings and oh him yeah yeah S no I thought I
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  thought you meant that the the main guy in it's Prince humperdink from uh The
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  Princess Bride but yeah it is Worm tongue as the uh is it hink yeah he's in
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  um fright night as well all right see it's been a while since I've seen fright
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  night there you go all right well the
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  next one uh is quite famous film uh
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  thanks to us uh it's it's called
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  insiders y y or as they call it overseas
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  Insidious uh weird different pronunciation I guess ghosts try to get
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  Insidious doesn't even make sense yeah exactly makes no
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  sense a family looks to prevent evil spirits from trapping the comos child in
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  a realm called the further it's the the plot
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  so is the tagline for insiders what's in that
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  picture is it you see what it wants you
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  to see or is it have you seen
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  him oh um um this is going to be a guess I'm
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  going to go with the second one I was going to go with the second one
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  but to make it fun I'll go with the the first
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  one I'll let you pick first next time all right Dan is correct hey you're I'm
• 29:06
  picking first next time it was the first one what's in that picture is the
• 29:10
  tagline to in insiders Sorry Miss what's in the picture I think he's supposed to
• 29:16
  say what's in that picture behind you uh you see what it wants you to see is the
• 29:22
  tagline for Oculus uh which was all right that's they got Karen Gillan from Doctor Who
• 29:28
  yeah if you're Doctor Who fan it's unrelated um and have you seen him is
• 29:35
  the tagline for sinister which is a [ __ ] excellent movie if you haven't
• 29:39
  seen that highly recommend Sinister all right the next one oh sorry and he
• 29:46
  directed Insidious h i I think he co-wrote it actually as well I could be
• 29:51
  wrong about that though likes to kirite things doesn't he it doesn't have a w
• 29:55
  next to it so I'm going to assume that that he didn't uh s w for
• 30:02
  one W for Whitten by one Whitten by one
• 30:07
  that can be another segment uh we have a jingle for Whitten
• 30:13
  by one yes we do man
• 30:19
  God W by
• 30:24
  one by one wow and that's the first time we've
• 30:29
  had a jingle for a segment within a segment
• 30:34
  another considering that this one wasn't written by
• 30:38
  one I call that in segment directed by Christopher Nolan we have a jingle for
• 30:44
  in segment directed by Christopher Nolan yes we do
• 30:51
  [Music]
• 30:57
  Matt one
• 31:02
  one [Music]
• 31:12
  one I'm going to regret that when I have to make all these no man just take the
• 31:16
  Insiders and then just slow it down to 10% whatever you've got is the Inception
• 31:23
  sound no it's one one
• 31:29
  I'm actually just going to use that as the jingle so that it'll be a bit of
• 31:33
  flashback humor humor for everybody when they hear it or Flash Forward for us I
• 31:37
  guess yeah yeah exactly all right so saw uh the film that made him famous
• 31:44
  yeah uh two men awaken in the secure Lair of a killer who forces them to play
• 31:48
  a deadly game that will determine life or death yeah deadly games usually do go
• 31:53
  on yeah it's a good film it is a good
• 31:56
  fil is the tagline for saw the game is
• 32:01
  on is it death is a
• 32:05
  shortcut or is it let he who is without
• 32:08
  sin try to survive I'm going to go the third one
• 32:15
  mhm I'm going to go the first one I'm afraid you're both
• 32:21
  incorrect damn it the tagline for saw is death is a shortcut
• 32:28
  and uh the game is on the first one was uh Silent Hill the um what's his name
• 32:34
  Kristoff GES directed mhm
• 32:37
  disappointment yes and uh a remake let he who is without sin try to survive is
• 32:43
  the tagline from seven oh which is a [ __ ] excellent movie that is an excellent
• 32:49
  movie directed by David Fincher yes I should maybe watch one of these movies
• 32:56
  have you not seen seven no de it is an excellent movie H I'm
• 33:02
  going to go ahead and say that I don't know that none of the any of these films
• 33:07
  would probably not be suitable for a date night for you Luke okay yeah I'll
• 33:13
  keep that in mind and our final is a
• 33:18
  sequel it's inside is chapter 2 oh it's inside of you too that's what they
• 33:24
  should have called it inside of you too inside of used to man I don't know why
• 33:30
  they don't consult us oh wait they do they just steal our ideas yeah that's
• 33:33
  right yeah cuz if they consulted us they'd be a consultancy fee y right
• 33:39
  insidius chapter 2 The Haunted Lambert family seeks to uncover the mysterious
• 33:44
  childhood secret that has left them dangerously connected to the to the
• 33:47
  spirit world again highly recommend inside is chapter 2 after you watch
• 33:53
  insiders here the tagline for insiders chapter 2 there's nothing more dangerous than a
• 34:00
  familiar face is it somewhere between science and
• 34:05
  St somewhere between science and Superstition there is another world the world of
• 34:12
  Darkness it's just the second part where I said it correctly the first part was a
• 34:16
  mistake I thought you were going for Science and stupidity I like
• 34:21
  science between science and
• 34:24
  stupidity slip of the toou yeah or is it it will take what you love
• 34:31
  most oh I'm going to stick with the third one
• 34:36
  I going to stick with the first one ah
• 34:40
  well this this is awkward because because Luke is correct was the the
• 34:46
  third one uh now we have a tie and now we have
• 34:50
  a tie but James Juan hasn't made any other
• 34:54
  movies no well I mean he has but they weren't horror movies
• 35:00
  so that's all right Luke and I we can share we can share the Accolade yeah
• 35:05
  yeah all right yeah so you both L and
• 35:09
  I we could share and I'm going to use that as an opportunity to plug one of our videos on
• 35:16
  YouTube which will link in the show notes the morning after better videos
• 35:21
  I'd like to think exactly and that concludes
• 35:26
  triple
• 35:30
  [Music]
• 35:38
  harmonized it's beautiful yeah thanks I'm I'm crying it was so good I am as
• 35:45
  well tore my throat up and unfortunately that concludes James W news for this
• 35:50
  week as well I think he might come up again he's fairly fairly prolific but uh
• 35:56
  wow [ __ ] we've been going James W news this whole time I know it's all half an
• 36:02
  hour the James Juan tribute episode of multiple nerdgasm than for listening can
• 36:09
  we try and get this episode to him somehow can we get him on the episode
• 36:14
  somehow that would be amazing we were telling that not only do we do a weekly
• 36:17
  segment about things that we would
• 36:21
  do do we have a who entertains James
• 36:25
  onean yet uh because when we had a things Rose bur and then we had a Who
• 36:31
  entertains Rose
• 36:32
  Burn uh I actually did create both oh
• 36:38
  God here we go entain
• 36:43
  [Music] James well hopefully I like to think we
• 36:50
  entertain him it's basically the same as the things I would do to James Wan jingle
• 36:55
  but yeah with some words swapped around and actual fact I did that one first and
• 37:00
  then realized that wasn't the quote from the episode and had to do it again ah
• 37:04
  well I'm glad you did yeah me too do we think James Juan knows Rose Burn well
• 37:10
  clearly because she's in he's directed her twice in in sidus well you know who's
• 37:16
  going to be in Robotech now as well oh why we don't you worried that he's gonna
• 37:22
  do something on you that he shouldn't I'm just saying we've
• 37:25
  mentioned stuff about Rose Burn in the
• 37:28
  past um some might say quite graphically
• 37:33
  uh depicting well I'll point out none of us did no no we're in the clear but our
• 37:39
  names are still all over the podcast that's true that's true well I I'll
• 37:44
  remind you that it was it was mostly censored so yeah
• 37:49
  mostly it's lovely things being
• 37:53
  said all right
• 37:58
  I'm sorry I don't even remember why we were talking about who entertains
• 38:04
  roseburn no doesn't matter you guys ever wanted
• 38:11
  to live as an animal yeah I have a really what animal what animal um just
• 38:16
  anything with a clo and hoof really well that's that's that's
• 38:22
  topic appropriate yeah um how about you Luke um I've always wanted to be like a
• 38:26
  dog but when I those really spoiled
• 38:28
  inside dogs you you like an inside dog
• 38:33
  L if you had a totem like a spirit animal it's an inside dog a spoiled
• 38:39
  inside dog spoiled inside dog can I segue for a sec here to admit something
• 38:43
  sure absolutely um day before yesterday
• 38:48
  uh I went to a cafe uh where there are dogs and you can play with
• 38:54
  them all right yeah is that a rarity over there I guess uh like outside of a
• 39:00
  restaurant I don't mean I don't mean a delicacy I mean like they not have yeah
• 39:04
  well there's not a lot of dogs here people live um in high-rise buildings um
• 39:10
  not a lot of dogs yeah that's what I thought that's what I was getting yeah
• 39:13
  and um but this place you can uh you you go in doggy Cafe and you can do whatever
• 39:20
  you want does it cost a lot it's worth every
• 39:25
  penny it's worth every penny we'll link that video with the show notes no we
• 39:29
  won't we won't link that video [ __ ] it it's been long enough we could probably put that
• 39:36
  online uh so this man uh we'll link to the article obviously in the show notes
• 39:40
  this man has been trying to live as a goat you're talking about Thomas th yeah
• 39:44
  Thomas thwaits um he is a performance artist I think I think that's what this
• 39:50
  is and he he has commissioned prosthetics for his arms and his legs to
• 39:55
  make him walk uh as comfortably as possible like a goat
• 39:59
  mhm um and he's got ridiculous yeah he's got a little helmet on in case he falls
• 40:05
  off the mountain and he considered constructing an artificial rumin that
• 40:09
  would digest grass for him to consume using actual gut bacteria founding goats
• 40:14
  uh but I guess that didn't come through so uh did anyone tell him he doesn't
• 40:18
  actually even look remotely like a goat I think the goats probably made that
• 40:23
  clear oh they did they did um he says here
• 40:28
  uh I was able to keep up for maybe a kilometer he's talking about following
• 40:32
  the goats on a grazing Trail down the side of a Rocky Mountain
• 40:37
  and then they just left me in the dust so I spent the rest of day trying
• 40:42
  to catch up to them and eventually I found them again in an actual grassy
• 40:47
  pasture bit this is so weird my favorite photo
• 40:53
  is the one where if you scroll down it's like like the maybe the fourth one one
• 40:57
  the third fourth down where all the goats are eating and he's just face
• 41:00
  planted trying to eat grass yeah with the goats like what are you doing and
• 41:07
  uh where's the quote um oh yeah he he
• 41:11
  got a bit worried at one point he um he I found myself at nearly the highest
• 41:16
  point on the hill and the whole herd of goats and there was with the sorry the
• 41:21
  what the heck sorry I can't I can't read apparently I found myself at nearly the
• 41:26
  highest point on the hill of the whole herd of goats and there was this moment
• 41:29
  where I looked and noticed that all the other goats had stopped chewing and were
• 41:32
  looking at me he recalled I hadn't been scared at all before but I suddenly
• 41:36
  became aware of their quite sharp and pointed horns a particular goat that
• 41:41
  I've been hanging out with hang out with seem seemed to have diffused the
• 41:45
  situation yeah n guys is cool is with me
• 41:48
  yeah o chill out yeah I might just be I might just be making human stories in my
• 41:55
  brain but that's what it seemed to me that's a strange way to put it making
• 41:59
  human stories in my brain I love this though a farmer who
• 42:05
  has heard was grazing with THS thought the goats had accepted him in total he
• 42:09
  traveled with goats for 3 days then spent another 3 days as a solitary
• 42:15
  goat so even when the goats had just wandered off and left him he's like well
• 42:19
  I'm not going home screw you guys he over on these
• 42:26
  weird stalk stilts with these stilt gloves and a
• 42:33
  helmet yeah I mean murder on his back yeah he said it was very painful the
• 42:39
  first time he tried to walk downhill in them yeah of course it was I mean this is utterly
• 42:44
  ridiculous is there a is there a why
• 42:49
  anywhere no not really he's I think I think he just wanted to try it I
• 42:55
  think um where is the way that it says uh he consulted with a behavioral expert on
• 43:02
  goats and even watched as a goat was dissected to learn about the animal he
• 43:05
  wanted to be so I don't know maybe he identifies as a goat well he also says
• 43:10
  this posthumanism transhumanism technology and stuff is about allowing
• 43:16
  humans to achieve their desires and I guess some people's desires aren't
• 43:20
  necessarily to become super intelligent this is why we invented computers so men could be
• 43:27
  [Laughter] this is why they developed Prosthetics not for people who've lost limbs in
• 43:34
  tragic accidents so man can be
• 43:39
  goat yeah very strange so I I got a question uh and we
• 43:45
  could we can film this uh and put it up on the internet for the enjoyment of the
• 43:49
  listeners and Watchers in this case Luke would you be willing to come and live as
• 43:55
  an inside dog at our house for 3 days am I spoiled of
• 44:02
  course you are now this is going to have to include taking him for a walk every
• 44:08
  morning yeah right on a leash yeah yeah
• 44:11
  of course tummy rubs scratches behind the ears lots of tummy rubs y he going
• 44:17
  to have to sit on the floor with his feet with his head on your feet while
• 44:21
  you watch TV at night oh no no no no no I I'm I'm on the lounge you're on the
• 44:26
  lounge I'm as a spoiled cuz even a lot of inside dogs still not allowed on the
• 44:30
  lounge Luke I'm a spoiled one as long as you don't wander off from your your
• 44:34
  cushion on the couch yeah now it also will include cleaning up after him yep
• 44:41
  yep his poopies mhm mhm y wherever they wherever they may land no bar yeah
• 44:48
  you're going to have to wait until we take you to the park before you can poop because I
• 44:54
  know we to hold it that you're going to find it in a shoe you're going to have
• 44:59
  to smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper put his face in it so he knows what he
• 45:05
  did oh he knows he will
• 45:11
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  this together give us money so um as you
• 47:09
  guys know uh I've been playing a fair bit of civilization 5 over the last few
• 47:16
  months clocked up nearly 300 hours I'd say jez it's
• 47:23
  about 250 hours uh logged uh but I also did a fair bit of travel where I was
• 47:28
  playing in offline mode so that's awesome uh yeah played a lot of that but
• 47:34
  you know eventually you got to move on you got to put the game down you got to
• 47:37
  you got to play something else right so this week I started playing civilization
• 47:41
  beyond Earth just for a bit of a change yeah yeah just for something completely
• 47:46
  different for those of you who don't know it's exactly the same but it's set
• 47:49
  in space yep yeah so it's better yeah look it's pretty cool um it's more
• 47:55
  challenging in some ways because you kind of not grounded in the reality of
• 47:59
  stuff you know about yeah I know what you mean i' I played it a little bit and
• 48:04
  um yeah there's some stuff that comes out of nowhere just because it's not
• 48:07
  unexpected because you're not on Earth yeah that's right yeah yeah there it's a
• 48:10
  bit more abstract and it's like do you want to um do you want to cultivate this
• 48:13
  madeup thing or this madeup thing and I'm like well I don't know do I like on
• 48:17
  Earth you could say do I want to mine silver or do I want to farm and I'll be
• 48:21
  able to tell you which one I want to do yeah this one's a bit more abstract but
• 48:26
  that said it's kind of pretty interesting because you can play it like
• 48:32
  what would I do you know I've colonized this other planet and uh I've got to try
• 48:37
  to keep some people alive there's other colonists in other parts of this planet
• 48:41
  and you know do I align myself with them or do I be hostile towards them I think
• 48:45
  it's quite a good game yeah yeah yeah it I enjoyed it um I've yeah I told you my
• 48:52
  PC died we've discussed this before uh I think my laptop will run it I haven't
• 48:56
  really tried but uh see cuz I saw that you put this in here and I was like oh
• 49:00
  yeah I wanted to play more of that yeah so yeah it's game cuz I love yeah I love
• 49:05
  Civ 5 and I love space so yeah yes Civ 5 and space I played civ5 once but that
• 49:11
  one game went for like 12 hours so I decided I shouldn't play that game
• 49:15
  anymore yeah yeah yeah sounds about right except for the stealing you away from your Xbox
• 49:22
  exactly I've definitely you ever play the um did you ever play the the Revolution
• 49:27
  on the Xbox Luke yeah it wasn't a bad game what was
• 49:32
  that it's like a simplified version of C actually you can get it on iPad uh it's
• 49:37
  very simplified just a quick easy game okay yeah I I really liked it I played a
• 49:41
  lot of it on my on my iPad I want it deeply complicated yeah it's not it's yeah it's
• 49:47
  Civ but it's just a bit simpler it's I mean it can be fairly inde depth but not not to the
• 49:54
  level of you know C5 yeah I have been wanting to to ask though how are you
• 49:57
  going on life is strange I haven't been able to play it all week actually so the
• 50:02
  last time we discussed it may have been the last time I played it but I'm still
• 50:07
  enjoying it so I've played through the first chapter
• 50:10
  completely um started the second chapter but uh only kind of done the preliminary
• 50:15
  mission in the second chapter yep have you played through them all uh yes I'm
• 50:20
  waiting for the last one that come out now yeah yeah it's good I like it I like
• 50:24
  the the Ambiance of it no I think you'll really like it
• 50:30
  especially later episodes excellent and I look forward to hearing what you think
• 50:34
  oh okay but I will give nothing away but you've already given everything
• 50:39
  away you have to go out and play this game it is a great game really it's a
• 50:44
  great it's it's not a game so much as a story okay yeah h i mean it's gamish
• 50:50
  it's kind of like it's kind of like
• 50:55
  Bully if you didn't have as much to do oh yeah interesting you know it's yeah
• 51:01
  it's not I wouldn't even go that far it's I just like to think of it's a lot
• 51:06
  of what's coming out now interactive stories yeah okay yeah kind of like The
• 51:10
  Telltale stuff sort of but you do have to move around more than Telltale
• 51:14
  Telltale is watching a lot on Rails as much right okay like with Telltale you
• 51:19
  can no matter what you do you're going to progress in life is strange if you
• 51:23
  don't put a bit of thought into it you can get stuck yeah that's right oh okay
• 51:27
  interesting yeah yeah H
• 51:33
  well uh my PC did die and uh I've been
• 51:38
  looking at alternative options like you know like a steam machine or something
• 51:42
  like that and this week they announced uh the pricing for the
• 51:46
  portable steam machine called the steam boy potentially uh did you guys see this
• 51:50
  it looks pretty interesting but I don't know see I actually already have a
• 51:57
  portable steam machine it's called Uh my
• 52:00
  MacBook yeah so well I mean this is this is kind of more like a 3DS PS v kind of
• 52:07
  thing I guess the thing I don't I don't like about these things in general is
• 52:12
  the the DS does a better job of this I think than I mean like I I've got a Vita
• 52:16
  but from what I understand when I go when I when I'm traveling around like if I'm on the
• 52:22
  train or something I'm not going to settle in and play Civ 5 you know what I
• 52:26
  mean like yeah I'm I'm GNA be on the train for hopefully no more than about
• 52:29
  half an hour and I need to be able to put it away uh you know close it up and
• 52:35
  and and put it away and hopefully not lose all my progress kind of thing like
• 52:41
  I don't know that a portable PC is going to cover all that kind of stuff you know
• 52:45
  I don't think it's a very good portable device is what I'm saying yeah because
• 52:49
  if I'm in the middle of a game of say C 5 or alien isol isolation or something
• 52:55
  like that and then it's like next stop Central like no I think you're thinking
• 52:59
  about it wrong you think you just gone straight through the big long games um
• 53:03
  there are hundreds upon hundreds of cheap really short addictive games on
• 53:08
  there as well okay yeah actually you know what you're probably right maybe I
• 53:12
  am looking at it wrong so well I mean this thing's quite expensive though
• 53:15
  saying having said that uh it's 299 us um for for a portable device and I
• 53:22
  don't what the what are the specs 4 gig of RAM 32 gig in internal storage uh it's got
• 53:28
  720p screen yeah I don't know we'll see the controls look like the um the steam
• 53:33
  controller that we've seen that uh many you guys you guys used that I haven't
• 53:37
  had to use one of those I'm hoping we might be able to get a chance at packs
• 53:42
  this year yeah yeah I agree it comes out in November I think the new
• 53:48
  controller yeah I'm definitely interested but I mean I don't know this
• 53:51
  thing looks cool I think this video is pointless did you watch the video no
• 53:56
  yeah it's just a bunch of words so they could have just you know put the words
• 54:00
  on the website well speaking of which the words on this website say that this
• 54:04
  thing was previously called the steam boy oh and is now being called the
• 54:10
  smatch zero what
• 54:15
  what I could understand why they might not be able to call it the steam boy
• 54:19
  yeah okay because Game Boy H who's making this thing smatch SM well that
• 54:26
  explains it no I don't I don't know I don't know okay I thought you was
• 54:30
  serious I thought you was serious if I was
• 54:34
  younger I would really want this yeah but this age and I don't I don't catch
• 54:40
  public transport anywhere and if I'm at home I'm playing my Xbox or computer so
• 54:44
  I don't have a use for it yeah but if I was still like living in C catching a
• 54:49
  train all time I'd probably get one because there are a lot of games I have
• 54:53
  even just in my steam library that would be great for this
• 54:57
  yeah yeah I mean I I might look at a steam box to hook up the television or
• 55:03
  something like that but I don't yeah I don't think one of these is is that
• 55:06
  appealing I like I really enjoy my 3DS but I don't use it enough that I don't
• 55:11
  think I would ever buy another one like that another console like that I just
• 55:15
  don't have time man I haven't had a handheld console for for many
• 55:19
  years I use it when I go away to Supernova or packs or anything like that
• 55:24
  it's fun to pass time in lines but right but those I mean it's not worth the
• 55:29
  price of Entry just to do those little games no I mean I would I wouldn't I I
• 55:34
  don't really think so I I played like Luigi's Mansion 2 on 3DS is great and uh
• 55:40
  you know the the Zelda games on there are great but I just don't even you know
• 55:44
  well the 3DS isn't really targeted at us I suppose not we're not the audience for
• 55:49
  it we're not the we're not Nintendo's audience yeah probably not I don't know
• 55:53
  who Nintendo's audience is anymore I don't think they to since the
• 55:58
  Wii they they're refining that well just so many developers keep
• 56:05
  coming out going we're not releasing our game on the Wii U we're not releasing
• 56:08
  our game on the Wii U we're not wasting our time y yeah well you actually you speaking of
• 56:15
  the Wii U uh I bought part of a sale a little while ago it's actually a Wii
• 56:21
  game Super Mario Galaxy 2 did you guys ever play Super Mario Galaxy no no oh
• 56:25
  man it's so good and then like the first one it was it's so good and then I I
• 56:31
  bought this a while ago and then the other day I just uh I was like oh yeah I
• 56:34
  forgot to grab that I started it up and this one is as well it's just so good
• 56:40
  like I don't even need Wii U games I just need like Pard me the original Wii
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  games but yeah do you guys have a Wii I know you probably don't Dan no I do not
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  oh I had one years ago I was the first first person to get one in Australia do
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  you still have one no oh okay we used to have one at our share
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  house yeah right yeah well and and there was one here but it was packed away when
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  you lived here cuz what Nintendo still make great games yeah they do but need
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  to stop making consoles and just start making games and releasing them on
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  everything else listeners if there is a game on the Wii U that's as good as
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  Super Mario Galaxy please write in and let me know because I just I really
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  really love that game and I don't feel like the the games so far in the Wii U
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  like Mario Kart's great but the Super Mario Brothers Wii and Super Mario 3D
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  World or whatever they are the the two Wii U Mario ones we have both of those
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  and we tried playing them together Jenner and I but they're getting each other's way and
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  it's really frustrating and I mean maybe a single player games they'd be fine but
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  they're just Mario games again you know I've played that but Mario Galaxy was
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  different and interesting like yeah so listeners if you know of any games like
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  that for the Wii U let me know I'll give you a shout out uh
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  Legend of Zelda that's there's no Wii U Legend of Zelda yet it'll come also
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  that's not the same kind of game but thank you I appreciate the effort I try
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  who's a good little boy who's a good little Luke ah I can't wait for that 3
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  days it's going to be great you're going to get so much
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  kibble yep and that's forgot about the food oh I don't eat anyway you can eat
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  leftovers C can I give you my what I want to watch over those three days I'm
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  I'm not sure how a dog would Supply such a
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  list uh did you see this uh Chinese subtitle version of Harry
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  Potter yeah I saw this it's pretty
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  funny I'm trying to uh this this unfortunately hasn't let up the full
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  article but uh oh yeah there's no there one
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  let's just get rid of that M at the front before we do it yeah so this
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  appears to be a version of Harry Potter uh it's unclear if it's actually on the
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  official Chinese DVDs or if it's a bootleg I think yeah this definitely
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  looks like I mean just looking at the image quality here yeah I'm going to
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  have to say yeah go with Bo what what kind of bootleg is this in this I mean
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  this film's pretty old now like do they not have access to to DVD or Blu-ray
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  well they probably did the bootleg 15 years ago when the film came out yeah
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  okay well I guess it's just funny this is cro I love the first one it's you and
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  that pair of [ __ ] pigeons don't think going anywhere I know so what this
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  appears to be is it's the Chinese version of the film but with English
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  subtitles put on so this is what I guess what they think they're saying yeah it's
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  just somebody who goes through and tries to listen to as closely as they can
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  what's going on I remember once I got a copy of I
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  think it was Chicken Little or something from my niece and nephew that had really
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  bad subtitles which we had to turn off because at one stage he goes [ __ ]
• 1:00:09
  me yeah I remember that bit with a skyall on he's like [ __ ] me [ __ ] me me
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  yeah yeah this is this is pretty funny so what happened in the fil cuz like I
• 1:00:20
  I'm actually not familiar with Harry Potter I mean I I don't want to be
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  [ __ ] fous but I know who Harry Potter is but I don't watch the film so this
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  part where it looks like some dude is grabbing probably Harry Potter and he's
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  saying you and that pair of [ __ ] pigeons don't think going
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  anywhere uh what does he actually say in
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  the film that's Uncle dley and he's uh he's trying to prevent Harry from
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  leaving to go to Hogwarts or as they call it in this hoger walls right and
• 1:00:51
  why doesn't he want him to go to Hogwarts because he's a dick right
• 1:00:54
  basically yeah it's just I don't know I don't know what pigeons he's referring
• 1:00:58
  to so there's no pigeons in the film well no he has an owl it's owls okay
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  here's an owl I have no idea what the cat of the flying seven is that's the
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  cat of flying seven I think that's uh I assume he's referring to the the grounds
• 1:01:16
  keeper cat I can't remember the name of the cat flying seven seven pretty [ __ ] obvious M
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  they call the Wizards or the the racist Wizards or the bigoted Wizards call non-
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  Wizarding humans and uh this seems to have been
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  translated to melon so we can see Draco calling hmane I assume a dirty melon
• 1:01:38
  called me a melon and then one of saying call me melon and then uh and then
• 1:01:45
  Hagrid saying there's no nope for the melons so good mhm that's great yeah
• 1:01:51
  this reminded me of the uh remember the uh star war star war episode three the
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  backstroke of the West when um no oh Google backstroke of
• 1:02:03
  the West and you'll see what I mean and we'll link to that as well can I ask
• 1:02:08
  before while you're doing that while you're Googling we've got Ron Weasley
• 1:02:11
  see I know Ron right oh yeah and he's pretty good he's saying here I stay at
• 1:02:16
  the man-made products musings Institute now not knowing the film how how far off
• 1:02:22
  what he really says cuz for all I know he does say weird stuff like that it's the
• 1:02:26
  it's the Muggle they God what is it actually called in it's like muggle
• 1:02:31
  technology place man manmade products musings Institute yeah because his dad
• 1:02:38
  is is super fascinated by Muggles missing Sor I stay the man-made products misusing
• 1:02:44
  Institute yeah yeah so his yeah his dad investigates you know our technology
• 1:02:49
  like microwaves they think it's really clever and quaint cuz they just magic
• 1:02:52
  because they magic right yeah yeah yeah so backstroke of the West is is a
• 1:02:59
  similar thing but it was Star Wars uh Revenge of the Sith and it came out and
• 1:03:03
  it's got the very famous uh picture of Darth Vader when he says no but in this
• 1:03:09
  he says do not
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  want and uh yeah it's it's pretty funny so we yeah we'll link to that as
• 1:03:20
  well I trying to find a uh a good summary of it there probably some
• 1:03:25
  YouTube videos uh speaking of star
• 1:03:32
  something uh you guys want to go on a Star Trek cruise and meet William
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  Shatner because I do yeah I do you know I do yeah I mean I mean the Star Wars
• 1:03:40
  cruise actually Star Wars Star Trek I meant Star Trek if I said Star Wars some
• 1:03:43
  people don't know the difference mat so it's all right can't recall what I said
• 1:03:47
  may have misspoken I get to meet the shat yeah I meant Star Trek uh the Star
• 1:03:52
  Wars cruise is also very interesting but it is just a cruise with some people
• 1:03:57
  dressed as Star Wars characters and I think they make a room for the kids to
• 1:04:00
  play in it looks like the Millennium Falcon the Star Trek cruise actually has
• 1:04:03
  William Shatner so always is this a cruise you can just
• 1:04:09
  always take and he's always on it well Captain William
• 1:04:13
  Shatner probably not I think it's just a special thing but it's got William
• 1:04:17
  Shatner Jonathan fraks uh Marina cerus don't know who that is H John Delany don't know who
• 1:04:23
  that is Robert picardo don't know who that is but it sounds like Picard so I
• 1:04:28
  guess CBS Paramount do you always say Robert instead of Robert or is it
• 1:04:33
  spelled differently Robert I thought it said Roberto but it doesn't it says
• 1:04:38
  picardo right and uh I somehow yeah Robert yeah yeah yeah MH that's what I said yeah
• 1:04:45
  yeah but yes I would love to hang out with William Shatner yeah I've seen the
• 1:04:50
  man speak and it is he's amazing I've had him on the podcast man
• 1:04:56
  that's true just talked about his dad molesting family members and about how
• 1:05:01
  he wanted to lay with barn animals true that's and he talked about
• 1:05:06
  it again it was ComiCon yeah that's right yeah the William Shatner is
• 1:05:12
  amazing like yeah he is I just find him thoroughly entertaining like both as an
• 1:05:17
  actor like he's he's a fine actor and I enjoy him in films and then just him
• 1:05:21
  talking about stuff is just fascinating because he's so bizarre
• 1:05:27
  yeah and interesting yeah so yeah so you can if you're uh if you're in I assume
• 1:05:33
  yeah at least from Florida uh and it's for the
• 1:05:37
  50th uh anniversary of Star Trek I I think judging from the graphics the
• 1:05:43
  infographics so uh yeah tickets start at 975 us oh
• 1:05:49
  yeah and I mean which that's not too bad for six day cruise no it's pretty good
• 1:05:55
  uh it's January of 2017 so you've got some time to save up in fact not bad
• 1:05:59
  actually that's normal Cruise pricing isn't it yeah it is for here I assume
• 1:06:04
  possibly we're used to higher prices for things well we've got just as much water
• 1:06:09
  as they do in America I don't see why a cruise should cost more well everything
• 1:06:13
  costs more here I think yeah it's true
• 1:06:17
  here in Sydney in particular yeah so so when I saw this in the spreadsheet
• 1:06:23
  Star Trek Cruz I assumed that Tom Cruz was going to star in the new Star Trek a
• 1:06:28
  see that would be interesting well now he's big buddies with Simon Peg that
• 1:06:31
  might happen yeah it's true all right guys I say we go on this oh no we're not
• 1:06:35
  I'm just looked at the prices a bit more I was thinking we'll get the penthouse
• 1:06:38
  cuz it's 4,000 and then I saw no wait that's per person right oh per person
• 1:06:45
  per person, course yeah of course they do do that yeah yeah you can't just book a
• 1:06:52
  room because they have dinner and stuff yeah exactly right yeah but the dinners don't
• 1:06:58
  cost more just cuz you sleep in the penthouse that's true yeah I call bu and
• 1:07:04
  also if you're the kind of person who's sleeping in the penous you're probably
• 1:07:07
  going to go to the fancy restaurant where you actually pay for the food
• 1:07:10
  anyway not the the you know the pizza that I always eat when I go on cruises
• 1:07:15
  the same Pizza you always eat I just go well there's a guy there makes you Peter
• 1:07:20
  24 hours a day he's just a guy there like it's amazing I've never been on a cruise
• 1:07:26
  never eaten pizza at 3:00 a.m. as many times as I have on on that
• 1:07:31
  cruise now I used to live with you Matt for many many years and I don't know if that's a
• 1:07:37
  fact yes maybe I maybe a few times at home I uh spoiled myself God do you
• 1:07:43
  remember how much pizza we used to get delivered when it was just you and I leaving yeah I
• 1:07:48
  know so much pizza yeah it's ridiculous yeah I'd say every second night for a
• 1:07:55
  while sometimes and there was a point where I I was I wasn't feeling too well you know
• 1:08:01
  like stomach wise the doctor he said oh you might want to cut out some Dairy so
• 1:08:04
  I just used to order pizza without cheese yeah yeah and then you discovered
• 1:08:08
  there was a pill that you could take that would cancel out the ill effects of
• 1:08:11
  cheese so you just started eating cheese again on the pizza yeah took the pill
• 1:08:15
  ate the ate the pizza easy yeah still felt like [ __ ] turns out it was the
• 1:08:19
  pizza yeah turns out it's because we ate horribly yeah eating dominoes every
• 1:08:24
  night not good for yeah who have thought and we only got it every other
• 1:08:30
  night because we usually got enough for two nights that's right yeah because we
• 1:08:35
  both wanted slightly different pizzas but we didn't eat a whole pizza that's
• 1:08:38
  right so we would eat half a pizza a night every two nights and then order
• 1:08:42
  more pizza and chicken kickers oh they were I was going to say they were good
• 1:08:47
  they weren't good no but they were delicious yeah I love the chicken kickers
• 1:08:53
  delicious Domino you want sponsor that's right it made us sick and we
• 1:08:58
  loved it so much we kept doing it night after night such a
• 1:09:03
  cliche well if if we're about done do you guys mind if I sing you a little song uh
• 1:09:09
  sure okay because like this sorry bear with
• 1:09:15
  me highly [Music]
• 1:09:23
  unusual that's it ah no one said stop you
• 1:09:29
  should you should take that out on the road literally literally out to the road
• 1:09:35
  I'll be honest I I I did have a show prepared but then this little old
• 1:09:39
  Chinese woman hit me up with a copyright suit yeah so got to say that's a cover
• 1:09:42
  isn't it Matt it is yeah it is it is got to take down notice on YouTube My
• 1:09:48
  Channel's offline that's the acoustic cover I assume her original was um fully
• 1:09:54
  produced yeah yeah it sounded more like the Butcher Babies do she look like the Butcher
• 1:10:00
  Babies too unfortunately not oh well old lady on the street
• 1:10:06
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• 1:10:13
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• 1:10:18
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• 1:10:23
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