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[RE-BROADCAST] Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast | Chapter 9 - The Pancake War · My First Dungeon

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[SPEAKER_11]: As long as you want, or as long as you can, as long as you're alright.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I stayed for a night's, oh I'm mistaken, I lived here all my life.
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[SPEAKER_11]: No, where to be?
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[SPEAKER_11]: But everything to see, okay, what's next?
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's what's next.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And... Yes, hey, what's next?
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[SPEAKER_10]: What's next?
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[SPEAKER_10]: What's next?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Once upon a time, the world was cruel, and it was a witch who knew it well, and so she sold her heart to go to house in the woods where the world could never find her.
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[SPEAKER_02]: At first, she would let no one into her fortress, but in the long march of days, a strange thing happened.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In her own cold and spiteful way, the witch made a friend, and then another, and then several more until her house was teeming with colorful faces and complicated lives, the house would come to be known as Yzeba's bed and breakfast, and it would last for a very long time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Chapter 9, the Pancake War.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Featuring Hey Kid is able, a gaggle of guests, and anyone feeling loyal or rebellious to the bed and breakfast.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Featuring Shnuktaseira as, Hey Kid.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Michelle Chan Bennett as.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Iziba.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Connie Chon as.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Shary Du Sange.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Carolyn Page as.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Dragon Road.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And Brian Flaherty, as the gaggle of guests and your humble concierge.
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[SPEAKER_02]: On the front door of Yzeba's bed and breakfast, there's a sign which reads, no soliciting trespassing, romansing, snooping, snitching, or unnecessary small talk welcome.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yzeba reserves her temper for those she catches violating these rules.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But underneath that sign is a second smaller sign, which reads,
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[SPEAKER_02]: It is always September 15th inside the van in breakfast, even if it's spring, summer, or winter, because September 15th is Josev's favorite day of the year.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And on this particular September 15th,
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[SPEAKER_02]: Autumn leaves crunch beneath a kid's feet as they carried another cardboard box out of the recycling bin and through the yard.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They staple it to the side of a series of other larger boxes which span between three trees at the edge of the woods where the fire pit was.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Many of the original boxes were structural in their placement, but this one served a unique purpose.
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[SPEAKER_02]: With a wicked grin, they pulled a set of stolen frying pans out of their backpack and tossed
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[SPEAKER_02]: The whole cardboard structure wiggled.
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[SPEAKER_19]: Uh, yesterday, but I think we have a problem.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Parish peek through the blinds out at the backyard.
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[SPEAKER_14]: What did hey kid do this time?
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[SPEAKER_02]: You say I'm a murmur from behind her book of spells.
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[SPEAKER_02]: With great goopy swings, hey kid smeared paint across the largest of the cardboard boxes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Their tail painted the more precise words.
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[SPEAKER_02]: While the rest of them left in three branch, to cardboard flaps, making the last touches on their all morning magnum opus.
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[SPEAKER_02]: piles of sleeping bags and stolen sheets cardboard rooms with cardboard windows, a megaphone with proper batteries, and enough space around the fire pit for everyone to sit down and have a bite to share in the great tasty meal.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You save a buried her nose into the book.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know what's gotten into them.
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[SPEAKER_14]: They've been especially rowdy all day.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Parrish grimaced and wisely kept his opinion about who blew up at whom to himself.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He let go of the blinds turning to Facer as he selected a different tech.
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[SPEAKER_19]: Do you remember what you told them this morning?
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[SPEAKER_14]: That we're having eggs and that's that.
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[SPEAKER_14]: He's able to scoffed it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Outside, he could finish the last words on their side.
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[SPEAKER_19]: you told them, and I quote, when you own your own bed in breakfast, you conserve pancakes every day.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You say the snorted, but then the realization began to dawn on her.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She'd known Haked their entire life, and it was, perhaps, possible that her own personicadiness about language had rubbed off on them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: With a chill down her spine, you save a rush to the window and cast the sign of blinds to see what hell she'd unleashed.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey kids, boys, ring out from the backyard, loud enough to wake even the sleepless guest.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Hey everybody, you don't have to stay here anymore.
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[SPEAKER_13]: There's a new bed breakfast in town.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Outside, in huge red letters, large enough to be seen from a mile away, the great cardboard monstrosity red, hey kid hotel, pancakes, every day.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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[SPEAKER_12]: She should have planned better, she never could be Frances, you're trying to feed the wiggie with you the week Would you rather have food that you asked for Seconds of cuisine from a kitchen that will pass inspection First things first on this cooking endeavor Get a bowl and put the dry ingredients together Oh, that's the salt, the sugar, the flour Almost forgot about the bacon pound Now step two, add butter milk and eggs Be sure to stir it fine for whatever's coming next
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[SPEAKER_12]: It's the battle on a griddle or a fan Then flip it after two or three minutes if you can Keep them cookin' to a both sides well Yeah, we're teetit on a frown upside down Yes, by the guy who's gonna put it in a mouth That's a guaranteed we're gonna run this town Hey, kakes, hey, kakes, hey, kakes
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[SPEAKER_02]: So this is chapter nine, the Pancake War.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This is a frantic chapter.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So before we even begun the chapter, we've put a big pile of chaos coins where everyone can reach them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So anytime anyone wants to tick a track in this chapter, they'll consult their chaos coins.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The way chaos coins work, if you don't have any chaos coins, you succeed right away and then you take one chaos coin.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you do have chaos coins, you flip all of them at once, and if all of the coins come up heads, you succeed.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Otherwise, you don't get to tick a track and you must do a whipsy about it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Whipsies are something about your character that is a foieble of theirs that are trying to overcome.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Either way, if you fail you get to take another Chaos Coin.
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[SPEAKER_02]: At any time, anyone can cash in 5 Chaos Coins to tick a track right away.
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[SPEAKER_02]: When any of us does a bingo, you may choose to give away all of your Chaos Coins to someone else and make the whole mess their problem.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But the person who gave it to shouldn't just give it back, there's no tag backs in this game.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This chapter is going to have two sides.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There is the bed and breakfast, and there is the Hay Kid hotel.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So use Ava is the captain of the bed and breakfast, and Hay Kid is the captain of their hotel.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Any other residents or guests, other than the gaggle of guests, which will be played by me, which is a collection of all of the other guests of the bed and breakfast, which I'm sure you'll have fun listening to me try to mimic all of my friends.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Must declare their royalties before the chapter begins.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So we'll get to that right after we finish with the rules section.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Anyone can change their minds and switch sides by doing a bingo and giving their coins to their former captain.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The gaggle of guests who I'll be playing has absolutely no loyalties, they act as they please, especially as dictated by the Battle of the Brands.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There are three paths of contested territory between the bed and breakfast and the Haykid Hotel, all of which are strategically vital.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Use Abba and Haykid's armies can take their turns trying to claim or contest territory along either the field, the garden, or the deck tracks.
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[SPEAKER_02]: To do so, they describe their strategy, be it cunning or foolish and consult their chaos coins.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you succeed, they can put the coin from the table onto the track.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Heads up to claim it for the bed and breakfast, tails to claim it for the hotel, forming an unbroken line from their home base.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If the other team already has a coin there, it's successful attack flips that coin over.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If the territory was already claimed, the defending captain will decide who is defending that track, and the defender will describe how they lost ground or how they held the line.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Whenever territory changes hands, no one can claim territory along that track until territory changes track from one of the other two.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So we can't just go all on one track, we gotta kinda like mix it up as we go.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The gaggle of guests have not made up their minds about which establishment they've like patronized, they're neutral by default, but because they are guests, they're also inclined to escalate the silliness of this interesting situation upon which they found themselves.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So when a doubt the player who's playing the guest, which is me, will get to act as they please.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So this is going to be a fun for you guys to try to convince all of the gaggle of guests to come to your side.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A hate kid or any of their teammates may attempt to charm the gaggle of guests with promises of services, hospitality, and take any number of coins from the gaggle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If one of the guests likes what they hear, they'll help hate kid out for a while.
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[SPEAKER_02]: On your zabaside, a zabah or any of her teammates may spend five chaos coins and point out the flaws in hate kids ramshackle hotel or to cry the abject foolishness that is unfolding.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If one of the guests agrees with the criticism, don't help out your zabas team for a while.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Guess from the gaggle, all share chaos coins which is gonna be one big pool and they can interrupt the normal back and forth between turns with two sides.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It is important, however, to remember what we are fighting for here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: K-Kid has made pancakes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And not just like some pancakes, like a lot of pancakes, like probably too many pancakes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So everyone on K-Kid side has the bingo, take a break to eat pancakes, and the Whoopsie throw pancakes at the enemy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you're hit with a pancake, you may eat it because, quite frankly, that's only fair.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This chapter ends when one team gains total control of any one track.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They can stage a raid on the enemy base and if it succeeds, the team is victorious.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So you've got to take control of a track, get to the other side's base, and then essentially have one more final victory.
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[SPEAKER_02]: a surrender is always an option.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If the contest comes to a standstill for too long, or you're able or hay-kid finds themselves alone on their teams, either Captain may decide to give up and the other team will be victorious.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In the event of a draw, hay-kid still gets to win.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If Hay Kid wins, everyone who would like to can sleep in the fort for as many nights as they want to, until it rains, because cardboard is going to really fall over in the rain.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And in that case, the bed and breakfast gets awarded a Hay Kid Original Artwork for our housekeeping phase.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you disable wins, the hotel is a little too cold and not quite fun enough for a while, and is abandoned by nightfall, award the B&B a broken vase in this case.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Either way, the victorious captain will give a short speech and end the chapter.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Each captain will gather their team's chaos coins from the field, garden and deck tracks, and award them to their teammates as medals of Valor.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on to those or any other chaos coins you've collected for Leftovers during our housekeeping videos.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We open on this chapter as there is a bit of a kerfuffle within the bed and breakfast as everyone with this announcement from Hey Kid as it echoes out it rings through this area.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Everyone's kind of moving to the windows to see what's going on outside and we see this ram shackle cardboard huts of various rooms as of surprising complexity.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey Kid, do you guys have features of this of this hut?
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[SPEAKER_02]: What does it look like?
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[SPEAKER_02]: What does the Hey Kid hotel?
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[SPEAKER_02]: What are the best features?
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[SPEAKER_16]: Okay, so the like there's like a cardboard door almost like one cardboard door Tested nothing.
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[SPEAKER_16]: I kind of push it over if you wanted to and then once you push it like go in through that door There's just like a lemonade stand as like the front desk and it says lemonade on it The crossed out and it says hey kids hotel
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[SPEAKER_16]: And the behind that is like I guess like the tree that cake it used all the cardboard and boxes like that stuff around was like a big wall behind it.
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[SPEAKER_16]: But then behind that wall there's no room just like a bunch of sleeping bags and one tent that has like honeymoon sweet on it.
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[SPEAKER_16]: And you see standing at the front is Benedict from the west.
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[SPEAKER_16]: episode.
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[SPEAKER_16]: So for those that didn't play in the one that I did, we had to make breakfast foods or something and take it time to make eggs Benedict by sacrificing a man named Benedict.
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[SPEAKER_16]: We stole his poison and now it's on a five step program to save his soul with take it.
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[SPEAKER_16]: Step two being be a concierge at hey kids hotel.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you just see you just see Benedict looking back there goes, I don't think this is going to pass inspection, hey kid.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The inspectors are coming tomorrow and
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[SPEAKER_17]: Don't worry about inspection, Benedict, that's how you're problem.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, but I... Am I like fulfilling the second part of my contract by just being the concierge the state or Dwight Flexix?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes!
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[SPEAKER_17]: Stop asking questions and do your job!
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You just continue pressing more and more lemon.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and tell us, what does hey kid look like?
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[SPEAKER_16]: I think Haked is actually has stolen one of Yuseva's dresses, so it's just in like a long old woman dress looking delightful and happy, like they're running this hotel.
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[SPEAKER_16]: Like, exactly like Yuseva, they desperately want to be, I think.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I think as Haked in Yzeva's dress is like looking out the window towards the bed and breakfast, we see a shot reverse shot of Yzeva in a very similar dress looking out the window towards the Haked hotel.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Michelle, tell us what is what is Yzeva thinking at this moment?
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[SPEAKER_02]: And what does describe Yzeva for us?
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[SPEAKER_14]: The Yuseva looks like, brand dresser from the Nanny, and she's wearing like 90s like square neck.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Black dress with big gold buttons down front and her hair is big and gray and like in loose curls, piled up on top.
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[SPEAKER_14]: She went a little glam today, and her cigarette is in a long extended, and she has like messy red lipstick on just for the fun of it, and then black panty hose, but she's still wearing like square.
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[SPEAKER_14]: black boots because her feet hurt from having no toes because which is don't have toes.
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[SPEAKER_14]: And she's not saying anything.
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[SPEAKER_14]: She's just kind of breathing heavily and inhaling sort of menacingly from her cigarette.
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[SPEAKER_14]: But inside she was like, I will wipe this scourge from the earth by a nightfall.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Hey kid hotel will be a pile of rubble and I will laugh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right next to you it kind of I'd say next to you and probably a few steps back maybe even a few more steps back than usual.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's a familiar froggy presence who has seen this particular bit of anger on your zabas face plenty of times before knows exactly how to deal with it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Elliott describe parish forest.
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[SPEAKER_18]: Parish is a small frog man, not a shoes guy, never wearing shoes, but on this particular day, he's ready for war, and he's got his own little set of armor that he's built out of various kitchen implement, so he's got
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[SPEAKER_18]: little strainer hat, you know, a little frying pan, chest plate, and he's got various and sundry spatulas and wooden spoons sort of going around his belt, and he's sort of just like waiting there with all of the patience and dignity of a night or his first order from his captain.
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[SPEAKER_02]: As you're both standing, they're kind of looking out across this battlefield, still the quiet before the battle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The guests have begun to stir from their various rooms, and you see like, at a ray of people coming down the stairs, you see a Percy combustion that's like magma lava elemental, but in like a button of shirt, with like...
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[SPEAKER_02]: What seems to be powdered sugar like all over him he seems to be coming out of the kitchen trying to make some kind of new Confection coming out and he sees Pancakes all day every day on the hay kid hotel sign almost that lettering being almost bigger than a kid hotel itself Oh, I like pancakes
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[SPEAKER_02]: And he kind of looks over and turns to see a couple of familiar faces sitting at a nearby table.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Connie, do you want to describe a sherry for us?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, absolutely, so Lady Sheridan do song is, I cannot overstate this enough, the oldest person you've ever seen, but instead of resembling a walking corpse as most oldest people in the world you've ever seen might,
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[SPEAKER_09]: Sherry's skin is this kind of pale bleached brown, and it's paper thin, like a very mild wind to compare it.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And she wears this elaborate, deep crimson dress with these floral ruffles by the elbows on a neck and winding all the way up into her hair, which is puffed up into this extremely impressive pale purple lavender up to.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I think with enough heft to rival Yzeba as if not
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[SPEAKER_09]: And Sherry's eyes are also this kind of like stark, just bright, blood-red, and the tips of Sherry's ears are pointed.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And she has never seen without a couple of tea, a top-a-small platter of the finest China, of course.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And she gets around on a wheelchair that moves of its owner-coord.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And as Sherry kind of hivots in her chair and like raises an eyebrow in the direction of the window,
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[SPEAKER_09]: and just the smallest mattering of disdain.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Like everything that's happening here is slightly been necessary.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And I think some of them powdered sugar of this person, like I think, dusts onto her.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And she's like her nose twitches, as she like represses a sneeze.
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[SPEAKER_09]: But, you know, she like cocks her head in Yaziba and perishes direction and goes, I see that your bed and breakfast is up to the usual chaotic empty.
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[SPEAKER_09]: just a deep slurp coming down that oh yeah I can't I can't oversee how slurpy it is it's kind of like a uh it can't do overstate how much of it I don't like comes back down to the platter
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's really more slurped than sit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I don't think anything actually gets in your mouth.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's just... Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Anyone in the area who like, cringes at it seems to feed her.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Like, if there's any sort of like, ooh, like she seems to get a slightly bigger.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I like a vampire that's secondary form of food is Korean Gen or G. Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's a vampire.
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[SPEAKER_09]: But vampire?
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[SPEAKER_09]: What, who?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Who said that?
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[SPEAKER_09]: What?
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[SPEAKER_09]: No, I'm just a thousand-year-old woman, that's not enough to tell me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's really, really old, extremely regular woman.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I think sitting right across from you is, another similarly, maybe someone also trying to pull off, oh, I'm just a regular human.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Carolyn, do you want to tell us what's Ragon Bones disguised today?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Or is Ragon Bones just being Ragon Bones?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Ragan Boond is in the classic trench coat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Disguise trying to sneak in trench coat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He's also got the Shnazanspeck's on.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Love it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And today he really tried a different tack.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He's decided he's going to try and original plan was to try and seduce Yzeba.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So he's got a two pay on over his skeleton like head and it's like a full candle like blonde.
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[SPEAKER_07]: like swoopy to pay and a big mustache and he's reading a news paper, but it's upside down.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I got him out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: As Raggabones is looking at you say up in this curtain moment, is that plan still ago in Raggabones minds or as Raggabones like reading the room?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Raggabones is nothing if not an opportunist, so he heard he heard this commotion.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He knows that there's like getting the idea that there's something to put, so he's willing to change
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[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe he's got another two pay somewhere in the coat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And for listeners, you don't know what's under the coat of ragging bones.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's just a skeleton.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And he's just a skeleton.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And he's also got a little rat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Just a little rat that hangs out.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They've rat out that hangs out in his rib cage.
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[SPEAKER_18]: We love for Addo.
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[SPEAKER_18]: We love for Addo.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think now is a good time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if we've introduced all our characters.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Everyone's got to decide who's side.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're gonna be taking at the start of this battle It's just going down the line.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey kid.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Obviously in use Aiba have their sides chosen for them.
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[SPEAKER_18]: Parish.
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[SPEAKER_18]: Wait where you stand?
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[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, Parrish is staying by his Aboside because he could cross the line when they took some of my pants so that they can make pancakes all day.
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[SPEAKER_18]: And also, they're making like a whole other establishment based around food, which is my gig, so that's not going to stand.
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[SPEAKER_18]: Sherry, which side of you choose?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, what's happening here is surely a reflection on the person running this place of it where me Hey kid never would have gotten that far in the first place, but what's even more distinctly is patronizing Ramshackle hotel built out of cardboard and scraps, so unfortunately I am on my dear use a beside to begin Oh, Morty oh Yes
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[SPEAKER_02]: You see, you see some of the guests who are slowly peaking outside, a few of them have started to slowly make the way around the various things.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Just like, just check it out, just a kind of look, you know, just see, you know, look, don't touch type thing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But the smell of pancakes are beginning to waft over this whole area, uh, rag and bones, which side are you starting on?
23:33
[SPEAKER_06]: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
23:49
[SPEAKER_06]: And it looks like I'll get some pancakes too.
23:53
[SPEAKER_07]: And he kind of taught us out and you hear is terrible at disguising and or being sneaky because every move just sounds like a skeleton clatter together.
24:03
[SPEAKER_07]: So you see him clatter outside and down the back steps and head over to a Haken Hotel.
24:10
[SPEAKER_02]: You see Monday, the fairy dream merchant who's flying next to you and they look at you and go,
24:16
[SPEAKER_15]: I-I also really like pancakes.
24:19
[SPEAKER_15]: I-I-I love your sabre, but honestly, she doesn't make enough pancakes.
24:24
[SPEAKER_06]: I agree, I can't taste anything because I don't have a tongue, I'm just a skeleton, but I love to masterate the pancakes.
24:34
[SPEAKER_06]: I just love the feel of it on my jawbones and rattled like syrup.
24:38
[SPEAKER_06]: Do, don't do rattles.
24:40
[SPEAKER_06]: Rats, yeah.
24:42
[SPEAKER_02]: What, my name's Isaac and I didn't go, would you like a tongue?
24:46
[SPEAKER_02]: I could sell you one and they open up a coat and there's just like a bunch of tongue saying you may have just like, would you like to try one?
24:54
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, this is a nice collection, yeah, it'll really, it'll take some time browsing through the tongues as they go in and get some pancakes.
25:04
[SPEAKER_02]: as the sides begin to clarify a bit.
25:07
[SPEAKER_02]: We see a number of guests are sitting around the small... I think all of the guests are probably sitting like Chris Cross Apple saws outside of a hayken hotel eating pancakes, drinking lemonade, Benedict is going around just refilling glasses.
25:20
[SPEAKER_02]: At every point, just turning back to hay kid, just like... Is this okay?
25:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this good?
25:25
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, it's fine, Benedict.
25:26
[SPEAKER_17]: Stop asking me questions.
25:27
[SPEAKER_17]: You told me my soul was damned.
25:29
[SPEAKER_17]: I'm just trying to fix it.
25:31
[SPEAKER_17]: You're doing fine.
25:32
[SPEAKER_17]: I'll let you know if it's not damned anymore.
25:34
[SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
25:35
[SPEAKER_17]: Is that gonna happen soon?
25:36
[SPEAKER_17]: No.
25:37
[SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
25:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm gonna be... I think who starts this kind of attack between the two.
25:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think this is Haked or do you think this is Yuseba?
25:52
[SPEAKER_14]: I won't dignify this with the first move.
25:56
[SPEAKER_16]: I think in that case, it has to be hated.
26:01
[SPEAKER_02]: I think hey kid, you've realized that you've got a lot of people coming over and it's not a lot of room to sit Chris Cross Apple sauce.
26:07
[SPEAKER_02]: But there's a bunch more room unlike the deck of the bed and breakfast or over in the woods or around the garden with the rabbits who wear little outfits.
26:16
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:18
[SPEAKER_16]: Hey kid, has talked to Paris a bunch, and has understood tactics of war, has, in fact, stolen, Paris is copy of the art of war, by, uh, some sort of... Where is it?
26:30
[SPEAKER_16]: Where is it?
26:30
[SPEAKER_16]: I need it today!
26:31
[SPEAKER_16]: And it's like reading that and like realizing, okay, I need to cut off their supply lines, and it's gonna try and take the guarded from Paris.
26:41
[SPEAKER_02]: You go over to the garden, and because you don't have any chaos coins to flip, you immediately succeed.
26:47
[SPEAKER_02]: And you marked the first track over towards the gardens.
26:53
[SPEAKER_02]: What does it look like as you start gaining ground in this battlefield?
26:59
[SPEAKER_16]: I think because this is the first attack, Haked walks out in use able.
27:02
[SPEAKER_16]: Like, one of use able is like long, elegant fall gowns.
27:07
[SPEAKER_16]: And, uh, season's ab and the window is smoking.
27:09
[SPEAKER_16]: Her, like, cigarette pulls out a candy cigarette, puts it in his mouth.
27:14
[SPEAKER_16]: and then walks over to the first track of the garden and like whistles and from the demon portal yuck yuck make it's dog with one dog head and one snakehead pops out with a little flag hence the haked and haked looks at Yuseba in the eye plants the flag sticks out their tongue and is like tell parishes a traitor
27:40
[SPEAKER_18]: Parrish is getting antsy.
27:42
[SPEAKER_18]: Like you just hear a big frog foot tapping.
27:46
[SPEAKER_18]: He's never gonna push his A but to give the order, but he's getting antsy.
27:51
[SPEAKER_09]: Sherry would absolutely push his A but to give the order.
27:53
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, as soon like she's right up by the window next to you and I think her wheelchair has levitated slightly.
27:59
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it's kind of archane, demonic energy.
28:01
[SPEAKER_09]: So she can see properly over the kitchen counter.
28:04
[SPEAKER_09]: And she's like tapping her T-cup against the bladder
28:12
[SPEAKER_09]: You remember when you were a knight and you stood for something.
28:15
[SPEAKER_19]: Yes.
28:17
[SPEAKER_19]: Yes, I remember Get to standing don't you think I Wait orders from the commander
28:26
[SPEAKER_09]: You say, but darling, it seems that that hey kid child has taken over a little bit of our cabbage patch.
28:33
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, your cabbage patch.
28:35
[SPEAKER_14]: Yaziba slowly casts a spell which causes her voice to amplify like a megaphone over the grounds like reaching the hey kid hotel.
28:45
[SPEAKER_14]: And she says, I know some of you may be comparing this to the siege of Troy.
28:53
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I remember that.
28:55
[SPEAKER_14]: That's the real you do.
28:56
[SPEAKER_14]: So it was ancient crown.
28:58
[SPEAKER_14]: What was that?
29:00
[SPEAKER_09]: You ain't in crown.
29:01
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm sure you do remember that.
29:03
[SPEAKER_14]: Whatever it is.
29:03
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey, that again to my face.
29:06
[SPEAKER_14]: You ancient crown.
29:09
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I remember.
29:10
[SPEAKER_10]: It's the eye.
29:12
[SPEAKER_14]: You ancient, crone, I'm sure you remember the siege of Troy.
29:17
[SPEAKER_14]: Feel free to go over to the Haken Hotel, but they don't have fine China and all of the flush necessities you're up at the ass requires.
29:26
[SPEAKER_19]: And not a very good choice.
29:30
[SPEAKER_14]: As I always say, I'm sure you're all comparing this to the Siege of Troy, but know that this is nothing but a blip, a nuisance, a infestation, I will stamp out by the day's end.
29:42
[SPEAKER_14]: And so I do not judge all of you for your choice.
29:44
[SPEAKER_14]: However, it clearly suggests that you have the intelligence of a rat, looking at you, rag and bones, A.
29:54
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, and are suffer from a disease called myopia, and thus out of pity you are welcome back at any time, but no, that the Haked Hotel will be no more by sundown.
30:10
[SPEAKER_14]: And then ends the megaphone spell and then turns to perish.
30:14
[SPEAKER_14]: One word.
30:16
[SPEAKER_14]: Blockade, we're taking over the garden.
30:19
[SPEAKER_18]: Blockade, and Parish, bounces around the room before leaping out of the window and like repelling down to the garden on like a laundry wire with a spatula.
30:32
[SPEAKER_18]: Straight mission impossible.
30:33
[SPEAKER_18]: Straight mission impossible, any lands, and he's like, all right, you rabbit, come on out.
30:41
[SPEAKER_16]: I think once someone claims that it's not a track, you can't claim another person on that track.
30:47
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, you have to go to a new track.
30:48
[SPEAKER_16]: That's true.
30:48
[SPEAKER_18]: That's true.
30:49
[SPEAKER_14]: Wow.
30:51
[SPEAKER_14]: You invented that role.
30:54
[SPEAKER_18]: Go fuck yourself.
30:56
[SPEAKER_18]: Get the read.
30:57
[SPEAKER_14]: Alright.
30:59
[SPEAKER_18]: I think Paris realizes that what Haked likes in terms of a space is like the field up top with a little soccer ball, Haked loves sports.
31:08
[SPEAKER_18]: So Paris is going to repel down to the field and then start constructing a blockade out of various and sundry toys that are scattered around the field.
31:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey kid, you look over and you see Parrish begins to construct this blockade over in the the forest area I I never answer this what is flapping on hey kids flag
31:31
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, I think on Hakehid's flag, it's just, it's once again, still in flag from like, like maybe like they went into Sherry's closet, found like an old flag from like, I don't know, the war of 1812 or something, and then took that and caught like, drew over it with like crayon and markers and stuff.
31:55
[SPEAKER_16]: And it's just, it's Hakehid's face on top
32:01
[SPEAKER_02]: I think as this banner is flapping you see a bunch of the rabbits in the garden who wear a little outfits pop up from the garden And look up at you and they see this big banner flapping above you as you're like looking bravely off towards you.
32:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Say it But and they're from their perspective.
32:16
[SPEAKER_02]: This is an epic fucking moment.
32:19
[SPEAKER_02]: They look a bit haking up.
32:21
[SPEAKER_17]: Hello, are you?
32:23
[SPEAKER_17]: Are you?
32:23
[SPEAKER_17]: Are those pancakes?
32:27
[SPEAKER_17]: You bet they are served all day every day.
32:29
[SPEAKER_17]: Hey kids, hotel.
32:33
[SPEAKER_17]: Are those?
32:35
[SPEAKER_15]: Karen, cake, pet, cake.
32:38
[SPEAKER_16]: Hey kid, gets really close to Rappin' goes.
32:40
[SPEAKER_16]: It's whatever you want it to be and gives it a little forehead kiss.
32:44
[SPEAKER_02]: It just goes, and it jumps up dives and does a back flip into a different rabbit hole.
32:50
[SPEAKER_02]: And it just kind of keeps doing this loop between Rappin' Pays.
32:53
[UNKNOWN]: Ha ha ha!
32:55
[SPEAKER_15]: Hi, what's out my sisters?
32:56
[SPEAKER_02]: And you see it jumped down.
32:58
[SPEAKER_02]: And the rabbits are going to take the second track for you as the rabbits join your side.
33:04
[SPEAKER_02]: As one of the guy I'll guess, we take a Chaos coin.
33:11
[SPEAKER_14]: my strategy was to use the rabbits next turn.
33:14
[SPEAKER_02]: You can still try to convince them that the gaggle of guests are fickle.
33:19
[SPEAKER_02]: So you're more than welcome to try to change their leadances.
33:22
[SPEAKER_16]: Hey, kid also looks at a parish.
33:26
[SPEAKER_17]: Hey, parish, my soccer balls on the field you took.
33:29
[SPEAKER_17]: Can you just take it over here?
33:31
[SPEAKER_19]: Not on your life, kid.
33:34
[SPEAKER_19]: What?
33:35
[SPEAKER_19]: This is by soccer ball now and I'm gonna have so much fun with it.
33:40
[SPEAKER_18]: Huh?
33:41
[SPEAKER_18]: No!
33:42
[SPEAKER_18]: And he just started kicking it around to himself.
33:45
[SPEAKER_19]: You're kicking it wrong!
33:47
[SPEAKER_19]: I'm kicking it right.
33:50
[SPEAKER_16]: Like a deer comes out and he can space and then they walk back into their cardboard box angrily.
33:58
[SPEAKER_07]: A dragonboats would like to try and steal the soccer ball away, and if that's possible, and do the bingo of running off of something I'm not supposed to have.
34:07
[SPEAKER_02]: This is your first attempt at something, so I'd say that's an immediate success.
34:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Tell us how you do that and then take a chaos coin.
34:16
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, Ragnbone actually takes off his two pay and his, his, like, uh, trench coat and uses them and puts a stick in the two pay and so makes like a fake, like kind of, like a blind of a scarecrow.
34:34
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and then just blocks with it.
34:36
[SPEAKER_07]: Weaves it in front of cherches face a little bit as he's like playing with the soccer ball, plants it in the ground and then shoots down and rattle like
34:46
[SPEAKER_07]: drops out of the bottom of his pelvis from his pelvis and like with his tail and like mission impossible grabs the soccer ball and then they like clatter back and run back to the hotel and uh... reggamos discuss
34:58
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, kid, I gotcha, I gotcha suck them all back here, go!
35:02
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, hey, kid, grabs it.
35:05
[SPEAKER_16]: Immediately runs up to ragging bones, hugs, hug dragon bones, and goes, you're, you're my first loot tenant!
35:12
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, military skeleton now, let's go, oh, hi, I gotgen, is that a sea thing?
35:19
[SPEAKER_17]: It's whatever you want it to be.
35:20
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, okay, I like that's all now.
35:24
[SPEAKER_07]: So what happens now that I've done a bingo?
35:27
[SPEAKER_02]: So you I get a coin so because because you went to the track you You advance the track and you take one chaos coin in the future any time you do a bingo You may give away all your cast coins to anyone else here.
35:43
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh Oh And but I'm sorry just to clarify can I be on that same track?
35:50
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, because we did the garden in between You just can't do the same track two turns in a row
35:58
[SPEAKER_09]: Sherri sees what's happening out the window.
36:00
[SPEAKER_09]: It is not looking good for the venom practice and Sherri kind of like crosses their arms and cat like levitate a little bit taller.
36:09
[SPEAKER_09]: So she's like like higher than he has even but just by fraction of an inch and just kind of says out of the corner of her mouth.
36:16
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, you know, speaking of Troy, there was a very remarkable strategy back then that was extremely successful, and it seems like you might need a tactic like that to turn the ties of war.
36:39
[SPEAKER_09]: Hmm, well, have you know the back-in-sing dynasty China?
36:43
[SPEAKER_09]: I was known as the top ranked Kurdism given my begiling charms, my unspeakable wit, my beauty, and of course my ability at subterfuge.
36:55
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, well, then I have a mission for you.
36:58
[SPEAKER_14]: If you're ready to accept it.
36:59
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yes, I've been waiting!
37:01
[SPEAKER_09]: My entire life for a mission such as this!
37:04
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
37:20
[SPEAKER_14]: And then I don't understand what that means.
37:22
[SPEAKER_14]: All right, moving on, I need you to go tell Ragan Boes that I'll let him look at a few select pages of my book of spells and or we'll sit through five minutes of a candle lit dinner with him if he takes part of the garden path back for the bed and breakfast.
37:49
[SPEAKER_09]: Hmm, turning the lieutenant of the commanding general against them.
37:56
[SPEAKER_09]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
38:16
[SPEAKER_09]: Sherry levitates down so the wheels of her wheelchairs just want to plunk onto the kitchen tiles and she rolls herself out onto the front deck and starts approaching riding bones because of the move of the day.
38:29
[SPEAKER_09]: She does kind of lift out a parasol but
38:33
[SPEAKER_09]: with these ruffles along the brim to shield herself from the sunlight and they do kind of like wheel their chair over to her eigenbones is with a very dastardly smirk on their face.
38:44
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's that you look like a vampire with a plan, man.
38:50
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
38:51
[SPEAKER_06]: Who's that?
38:51
[SPEAKER_06]: Who's that?
38:52
[SPEAKER_06]: Who's that?
38:52
[SPEAKER_06]: Who's that?
38:53
[SPEAKER_06]: Who's that?
38:54
[SPEAKER_06]: Who's that?
38:54
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean an elegant.
38:58
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, distinguished personage with a plan.
39:02
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, so well, thank you.
39:03
[SPEAKER_09]: I just, well, I mean, speaking of which, uh, record bones.
39:08
[SPEAKER_09]: I am of the impression that there is perhaps a woman in the area that you might have had your, but I, uh, for a while, uh,
39:20
[SPEAKER_09]: are there's a woman with a very well-read woman with a certain book containing an apocalypse house both and I come to you with a deal may a bargain and Sherry leans in and whispers in the choice into ragged bones coal
39:44
[SPEAKER_07]: This is his earholes resonate with this tasty proposition.
39:51
[SPEAKER_06]: So everyone's really fighting over old ragsie, huh?
39:56
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what this is all about.
39:58
[SPEAKER_06]: Everybody wants a piece of the bone man.
40:01
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, now that's just... You're more of a pawn in a grander scheme.
40:05
[SPEAKER_09]: But sure, yes, everyone wants a piece of the bone man.
40:08
[SPEAKER_06]: That's right, I didn't hear the first part of what you said, but everyone wants a piece of the phone man through the world.
40:15
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll accept your offer, if I can get even just one second for that book, and who knows, I think you'll see, but I might have a better time than she'd realize already, and I can't delete dinner.
40:27
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, and Sherry reaches out, like moves the parasols which she has shaded, reaches out, just gives you a very sad, like constantly moving path on the shoulder.
40:39
[SPEAKER_09]: You keep telling yourself that old man.
40:42
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, old man, I like the tool.
40:45
[SPEAKER_07]: And then he'll clatter behind Sherry.
40:50
[SPEAKER_07]: And I guess maybe kick this, go up and kick the soccer ball back.
40:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you, do you have any cast coins already?
40:59
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I have the one, I don't think so.
41:01
[SPEAKER_07]: I did a, I did a, I did a, I did a bingo at the beginning.
41:04
[SPEAKER_02]: So you should have one cast coin because you, you captured this one for hey kid.
41:09
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, okay.
41:10
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm going to give my chaos coins to the hey kid hotel, right?
41:14
[SPEAKER_07]: As I retreat and go to the other side.
41:16
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes.
41:17
[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, you can give your one cast coin to hey kid.
41:20
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, okay, here's my chaos guy.
41:23
[SPEAKER_07]: What are you doing?
41:24
[SPEAKER_06]: Thanks for the pancakes, Dan.
41:26
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
41:27
[SPEAKER_17]: I got a toast.
41:29
[SPEAKER_17]: I got a toast.
41:29
[SPEAKER_06]: There's grown-up stuff by that.
41:31
[SPEAKER_06]: I gotta go to bed.
41:32
[SPEAKER_06]: You understand when you're a thousand-in-year-old.
41:35
[SPEAKER_17]: I am a thousand, that's child for demon.
41:38
[SPEAKER_17]: That's, I'm still growing.
41:41
[SPEAKER_07]: It's shocking news to ragged bones, but he just thinks like as, what a crazy world, and then he just keeps going towards the hotel, toward the, yeah, the bedwreck.
41:51
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey kid, as you see your first lieutenant wander off towards the bed and breakfast, kicking your soccer ball along the way.
41:58
[SPEAKER_02]: You see a familiar kind of starch suit stand next to you and you see I think you feel it before you see it because when Mr. Boggs comes by there's a perpetual perpetual rain cloud above his head And so you're getting just like little bits of rain that are hitting you as he comes up.
42:16
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, hey, hey Mr. Boggs, can I help you with something?
42:20
[SPEAKER_16]: And as Haked says this, they walk over to like one of the cardboard walls, it has an employee of the month picture of it with ragged bones and rips that down and under it is a picture of Benedict.
42:33
[SPEAKER_15]: Benedict from the side goes, oh my god, it is my soul closer to salvation.
42:39
[SPEAKER_17]: They're the same, Benny, still the same.
42:42
[SPEAKER_15]: All right, anyone, let me hate anyone.
42:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Good job, kid.
42:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Mr. Boggs comes up to you and he's holding a briefcase and on top of the briefcase like a table on top of the briefcase is three plates that have clearly been like were pancake filled but he's eaten all of them.
42:59
[SPEAKER_02]: He looks at you very like somberling and is going to do a bingo to invest in a risky venture.
43:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey kid, these pancakes are phenomenal, truly a magnificent combination for my taste buds.
43:20
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think what you've got going here at the Hey Kid Hotel is something that deserves investment.
43:29
[SPEAKER_02]: I noticed that you just lost a first lieutenant.
43:32
[SPEAKER_02]: I did.
43:34
[SPEAKER_20]: I'm hoping that you might consider a financial, consigliary.
43:41
[SPEAKER_17]: A financial lieutenant.
43:42
[SPEAKER_20]: Yep.
43:45
[SPEAKER_16]: I would, I would, let me consult my team, and then like, whistle, and then Yuck, Yuck comes over, and he gets like talking to Yuck, Yuck, Yuck, just like, lick, take it space, and goes, Mr. Bugs, you have yourself a deal.
44:00
[SPEAKER_16]: Spits into their hand and puts it out.
44:02
[SPEAKER_02]: Mr. Bugs, despite being like a straight-laced businessman, does not miss a beat, spits in his own hand, and shakes your hand.
44:11
[SPEAKER_02]: He's been around enough deals, and he's like, yeah, I have to know how to do this.
44:16
[SPEAKER_02]: But because the gaggle of guests, Mr. Box does bingo, I get to give away my chaos coins.
44:21
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna give all of my one chaos coins to your zebra.
44:24
[SPEAKER_02]: So your zebra, you have an extra chaos coin.
44:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Cause I'm making it harder on your zebra.
44:28
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm investing.
44:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm investing, baby, and hey kid hotel.
44:33
[SPEAKER_16]: And I think the investment like Haked's hotel, the bathroom was just the outhouse type thing.
44:39
[SPEAKER_16]: And now it's a instead of the outhouse.
44:42
[SPEAKER_16]: There's just like one of those house and Wonderland holes and he jumped in and it sticks in to one of the bathrooms and he's able to house.
44:50
[SPEAKER_16]: Thank you.
44:54
[SPEAKER_07]: A rag and bones has a state absconded with a pancake.
45:00
[SPEAKER_07]: You see him pull a pancake, a stolen pancake out of somewhere deep in his fridge, and he'd like to do the wopsy of throwing the pancake at the enemy.
45:09
[SPEAKER_07]: And as bogs, signs the steel, he's like, you know,
45:14
[SPEAKER_07]: You'll never replace a rag and phone and take the pancake and throw it on Boggs' face.
45:20
[SPEAKER_07]: Try to cover his whole face in his eyes and do that, Whoopsie.
45:24
[SPEAKER_07]: And then I don't know what happens with the chaos chords after.
45:27
[SPEAKER_07]: I just like throw a pancake.
45:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you chuck this pancake at Mr. Boggs.
45:34
[SPEAKER_02]: It splats onto Mr. Boggs' face.
45:36
[SPEAKER_02]: He kind of like looks around.
45:38
[SPEAKER_20]: Huh?
45:40
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you just see a mouth hole appears as he like eats through the pancake and then he takes he pull it without pulling off the pancake.
45:48
[SPEAKER_02]: He pulls off his glasses, puts the glasses on top of the pancake and cuts out eye holes.
45:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
45:56
[SPEAKER_20]: He looks at hey Ken goes, I believe I've been given my war face.
46:08
[SPEAKER_17]: Don't let it meet with that thing.
46:11
[SPEAKER_02]: He just pulls out an out of his pocket protection like a pen and clicks it and he has like a contract that's just getting Sockier and Sockier.
46:17
[SPEAKER_02]: He's all right.
46:19
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's time to start talking about franchiseing.
46:24
[SPEAKER_02]: Drafting proposals for you.
46:26
[SPEAKER_16]: I think Haked's got to do the bingo watch learning copy to inflict damage upon Yuseba, house, or whatever.
46:36
[SPEAKER_16]: So seeing Ranking Months throw the pancake, Haked realizes these were pretty good weapons.
46:41
[SPEAKER_16]: So take some of the pancakes they made, like in the abundance of the pancakes, make them into a giant, like puts a bunch together and make a little ball, puts lighter fluid
46:56
[SPEAKER_16]: It has like a catapult built from the investment of Mr. Bugs and rolls out the catapult looks that you save as has and goes, Dragon Bugs, you're Dragon!
47:10
[SPEAKER_16]: Better take darn old and then shoots the catapult at an easy house and I'll flip these two I don't know wait yeah, do I I guess I'm doing it to try and take more land I suppose yeah, I'd say let's try to make that like you're trying to advance on like the deck track so like the middle-track so Paris can't help but look on with pride at the catapult
47:37
[SPEAKER_16]: That's a tail isn't the first coin, so that's an immediate failure.
47:39
[SPEAKER_02]: So that's a media failure, so you've got to take another chaos coin and you also have to do a what's the about it?
47:45
[SPEAKER_16]: And then I think what ends up happening is, uh...
47:49
[SPEAKER_16]: the catapult misses heavily wide into like the river and he kid gets gets really gets impatient with the whole process and goes this isn't working and then goes into demon mode and goes why isn't this working and then smashing their catapult into a bunch of pieces that
48:12
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, I spent so much time.
48:15
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, can I have a question for you?
48:16
[SPEAKER_09]: Do any of the pieces resemble sharpened wooden stakes as they fly out?
48:20
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, big time.
48:22
[SPEAKER_16]: Big time wooden stake energy.
48:23
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah.
48:25
[SPEAKER_09]: There's a moment where sure it's just, uh, there.
48:27
[SPEAKER_09]: I think with Ryken bones and it's going, well, you know, that might be a kind of impressive, a catapult.
48:33
[SPEAKER_09]: But if you want to see a real speech lesson, you have to go to the... Oh, God!
48:37
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, adding medium-pressible worms into just a cloud of miss.
48:40
[SPEAKER_09]: The real pair of parasol and awe as a wooden steak slams into the ground exactly where her heart would have been.
48:46
[SPEAKER_09]: And she starts like floating back into the better breakfast.
48:50
[SPEAKER_07]: Ragambone starts to like respond to me like, ah, but then a bunch of splinters like shoot into his mouth and he's like picking splinters and debris and trapped a lot of the skeleton for a while.
49:05
[SPEAKER_18]: You see Parrish jump behind this now like war siege machine of toys You see that like it's part wheelbarrow part like lawn chairs and like a bunch of various balls and baths and stuff pointing out Ducks behind is all the splinters come and then Parrish is gonna try and advance the field and Parrish is gonna pull out this ancient looking Pan from like behind his back and hit us own against it
49:33
[SPEAKER_18]: And you hear like a kerfuffle in the house like this like banging and clanging and crashing and then out of the front door come the pantry demons to come help parish man Street is a siege machine It's up that's pails
49:50
[SPEAKER_18]: So, doesn't work out, doesn't work, and you do a Whoopsie about it.
49:54
[SPEAKER_18]: I think that's gonna be, I think that's gonna be bite off more than I can chew as a Whoopsie, and perish summons the pantry demons, and it's like, all right, demons, odd word, and then they just instantly turn on, um, perish, and it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh.
50:09
[SPEAKER_18]: So now he's contending with several pantry demons.
50:18
[SPEAKER_00]: We were having a nice nap.
50:20
[SPEAKER_10]: Why did you wake us from our slumber?
50:25
[SPEAKER_00]: The pantry is so cozy this time of day.
50:27
[SPEAKER_09]: Sherry rematerializes in the kitchen next to Giziba.
50:31
[SPEAKER_09]: Perfectly the same as usual.
50:33
[SPEAKER_09]: Hubring slightly taller than she did last time, and has a bit of a frantic air about it.
50:39
[SPEAKER_09]: You see, but things are not going well out there.
50:42
[SPEAKER_09]: Our plan, you know, turn ragged bones, did work, but we are losing ground at a fast.
50:50
[SPEAKER_14]: I couldn't agree more.
50:51
[SPEAKER_14]: I want to take the first track of the garden path.
50:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Hi, Helia, go ahead.
50:58
[SPEAKER_02]: You got to flip all of your Chaos coins.
51:00
[SPEAKER_14]: I think I only have one.
51:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, go ahead and give it a flip.
51:02
[SPEAKER_02]: If it's heads, you succeed.
51:03
[SPEAKER_02]: If it's tails to take another Chaos coin and do it what's the amount of it?
51:07
[SPEAKER_14]: All right, uh-pads.
51:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Pads.
51:10
[SPEAKER_02]: You take the first track.
51:12
[UNKNOWN]: Oh.
51:13
[SPEAKER_14]: Parish.
51:15
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
51:16
[SPEAKER_19]: Oh, yep.
51:17
[SPEAKER_19]: Yes, you save up.
51:19
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
51:21
[SPEAKER_14]: We're going full Trojan horse.
51:23
[SPEAKER_14]: I want you to go over to the hotel and act like you're your passion for cooking has taken over and that you really want to perfect your pancake recipe and the only place to do that is the hay kid hotel.
51:35
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
51:38
[SPEAKER_14]: Remember when I paid for that Helen Mirren Masterclass for you in acting?
51:42
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, yes, and I think it was really valuable, um, personally.
51:48
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, well now we're going to prove it, okay?
51:50
[SPEAKER_14]: So go to Hay Kid, put on the performance of your life and act like you've switched side.
51:55
[SPEAKER_14]: And I want the pancakes that you make to give all of the guests horrible stomach cramps.
52:02
[SPEAKER_14]: For which the only antidote is available at my bed and breakfast.
52:09
[SPEAKER_18]: Parish is poking his head out of a like fight lunitunes fighting cloud of demons around his body It's a listen to this order, but also being told to make food that makes people sick is like real Real tough for for parish, so I think that he'll say
52:26
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, yes, use a but right right on it right on it and then we'll clatter out of the demon pile and walk over to Haked side, but I'm going to give my KS points to use a because that's enough for parish to switch sides.
52:41
[SPEAKER_18]: He won't make food that that was another people.
52:46
[SPEAKER_18]: How many caskers do you have?
52:59
[SPEAKER_07]: When Ragamun's over here's Yaziva, like planning to poison everyone, he like started this day wanting to woo her as like a part of his plot, but now he falls a little bit in crush with her for real, maybe he hears that.
53:17
[SPEAKER_07]: And he blushed his skeleton blushes a little bit.
53:26
[SPEAKER_19]: Uh, take it.
53:29
[SPEAKER_19]: Got room for one more, one more pancake flipper.
53:32
[SPEAKER_17]: Well, well, well, well, look what the frog dragged in.
53:38
[SPEAKER_19]: That's fair.
53:39
[SPEAKER_17]: I deserve that.
53:41
[SPEAKER_16]: You theaver of soccer balls of cakeets stuff and as cakeets says this they're making a pancake and one of your pants on one of my favorite pants.
53:51
[SPEAKER_19]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
54:12
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, I love teaching Azaba less and more so than I hate thieves.
54:16
[SPEAKER_17]: So you can, but you have to apprentice on your Benedict first.
54:22
[SPEAKER_17]: Uh, it's wire under Benedict.
54:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Benedict is trying to flip the pancake, but like hasn't waited for the bubble.
54:28
[SPEAKER_02]: So he's just like pulling up pancake group, essentially.
54:31
[SPEAKER_02]: I've been turning it over.
54:31
[SPEAKER_02]: So you're just making like what is essentially, uh, scrambled eggs of pancake.
54:38
[SPEAKER_19]: I'm fed it, fed it, what, um, I've just stopped, it's no, it's not a repeat, but big, um, I think it's, why don't I show you how to build a proper catapult?
54:51
[SPEAKER_17]: Yes, first lieutenant, give where's the hat?
54:55
[SPEAKER_17]: Where's the hat?
54:57
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, it gives you a little first lieutenant hat and then immediately goes over to the employee of the month and puts your picture over there.
55:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Better than it went from having a assistant squired that person then going over top of them and then giving you a play of the month in 12 seconds.
55:12
[SPEAKER_02]: That's nice.
55:12
[SPEAKER_02]: It's guys having a rough morning.
55:15
[SPEAKER_18]: And I don't have any case coins, so I'm gonna start the deck contesting, I suppose.
55:20
[SPEAKER_18]: Hell yeah.
55:21
[SPEAKER_18]: and we're going to build the best dang Trebuchet this side of the bed of breakfast to launch some flaming pancakes bowls.
55:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and then since you didn't want you to take a chaos coin now.
55:36
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes, yes I think it's about this time that Percy combustion is coming over and hearing Percy this, you know lava magma guy Where in this button up shirt is a bit of a sensitive soul and it's hearing these Words of like betrayal and switching size and stuff is looking around and just going oh This is this is a lot here
56:00
[SPEAKER_20]: What if parishes here, who's making food for the bed in breakfast?
56:06
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's... Percy's time to shine.
56:11
[SPEAKER_02]: And Percy's gonna make his way over to the bed in breakfast, and... I-I-Finds you Zabba.
56:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Yzeba!
56:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I understand you may have lost a chef.
56:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Would you maybe want... a new one?
56:28
[SPEAKER_14]: As long as that's half in question is willing to commit war crimes, then yeah.
56:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Percy kind of looks at you.
56:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Looks at the prestige because Paris keeps a pristine kitchen.
56:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Looks at the kitchen and just goes, uh, uh, culinary war crimes.
56:51
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, of the harmless variety of which no one will be harmed.
56:56
[SPEAKER_20]: Ah, yes.
56:57
[SPEAKER_20]: Far with war crimes.
56:59
[SPEAKER_20]: I can get behind them.
57:02
[SPEAKER_16]: A victimless war crime.
57:03
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it's a quickly victimless for their own good.
57:06
[SPEAKER_14]: Do you understand?
57:07
[SPEAKER_02]: I understand.
57:12
[SPEAKER_14]: Good Matt.
57:13
[SPEAKER_02]: He's going to grab a big sign and write Percy's perfect pancakes and stick it in the yard right outside of the garden.
57:22
[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to try to advance the garden track.
57:25
[SPEAKER_14]: Percy, why don't you try to work on your carrot cake pancake recipe first?
57:30
[SPEAKER_20]: What an idea, those rabbits love carrot cake pancakes.
57:37
[SPEAKER_20]: Maybe with a little kind of sugar maple glaze on top.
57:41
[SPEAKER_20]: Hmm, what do you think?
57:42
[SPEAKER_14]: And cream cheese, I say, those little frees.
57:45
[SPEAKER_14]: Cheese, I say.
57:47
[SPEAKER_02]: The whole time you just hear, you just see the rabbits, like the, it's the garden and an ears, just keep popping up.
57:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
57:53
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
57:55
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're just like moving like so-and-our.
57:58
[SPEAKER_18]: Boop, meanwhile we're loading the trebuchet and Paris is just like, well, I don't know why don't we just call them carrot pancakes Why don't we just call them carrot cuz Guys, they're not real carrots.
58:12
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you see the bunnies immediately pop up
58:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Holy man, they're got real packages!
58:20
[SPEAKER_17]: That is- it's- they're- Are you f- they're from the- they're from the green world?
58:25
[SPEAKER_19]: They're sure carrots, even carrot pancakes!
58:29
[SPEAKER_17]: Well, once we get the garden fully, we'll be able to get real carrots, but we- I had to make do, so...
58:34
[SPEAKER_02]: If you grow an extra appendage or something, that's... You see, the plenty you've been talking to kind of moves back, knocks on like a door that's like, like a trapdoor in the ground.
58:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Another plenty comes on, just looking at you, pulls out a big cigar goes, Oh, my man, you've made such a mistake.
59:01
[SPEAKER_17]: We're flipping sides.
59:03
[SPEAKER_17]: No!
59:04
[SPEAKER_17]: The rabbits!
59:05
[SPEAKER_17]: But I'll give you four excuses.
59:07
[SPEAKER_02]: And the bunnies, because the track in the garden is literally two and two, the bunnies just move one foot over and they're now across the line on the bed and breakfast side.
59:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I heard there's something going on about a blockade over here.
59:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Bunnies, stand your ground.
59:26
[SPEAKER_02]: load the cabbage cannons and you see out of the ground a bunch of like mechanized cannons come up it is a bunch of buddies all loading them full of cabbage batch or of cabbage heads heads of cabbage don't you think about coming any closer Paris is going to say the hate kid
59:52
[SPEAKER_19]: Hey kid, you think you could wrangle the pantry demons over our side, maybe?
59:56
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, they're my cousins.
1:00:00
[SPEAKER_16]: Date Haked takes a, I guess like, goes into like a trance and like eyes turned red.
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_16]: Now they're like a church red.
1:00:09
[SPEAKER_16]: And you can, you hear like, just like a phone ringing.
1:00:16
[SPEAKER_16]: And the pantry demons pick up.
1:00:18
[SPEAKER_17]: Hello.
1:00:23
[SPEAKER_17]: Not that much, just, you know, waiting a little, uh, war with Yazayba.
1:00:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, nice, very fun, very fun.
1:00:30
[SPEAKER_04]: We're kind of, uh, harassing and pairing, uh, perished whenever we see him.
1:00:35
[SPEAKER_04]: It's been a fun day.
1:00:36
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, it's great harassing Paris.
1:00:38
[SPEAKER_17]: Hey, you down to commit some more grinds?
1:00:41
[SPEAKER_04]: Crime, we love crime.
1:00:44
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, just some victimless work grinds.
1:00:46
[SPEAKER_17]: You want to come on over, we have perished here.
1:00:48
[SPEAKER_17]: You can, you can, no, no, no, no, no.
1:00:51
[SPEAKER_17]: Parrish, no, Parrish is over right there.
1:00:55
[SPEAKER_02]: They vanished from their pantry into like one of the cardboard boxes that you've been using as a makeshift pantry that just contains a hundred bottles of syrup.
1:01:06
[SPEAKER_02]: They pop out all with syrup and hands goes, oh, Parrish!
1:01:11
[SPEAKER_17]: I have some of the syrup.
1:01:14
[SPEAKER_02]: They go, he can go, he can go.
1:01:15
[SPEAKER_17]: No, no, hey guys, wait, before you do that, before you bug parachute, but you got to earn, you got to earn bug in pairs.
1:01:22
[SPEAKER_02]: You see, they're all over the top of Paris with like, the syrup is dripping from the thing, and then like, suck it back up.
1:01:29
[SPEAKER_17]: Paris is first lieutenant, so if you want to rip parachute, you got to earn first lieutenant.
1:01:35
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, you see, they stepped back to the old.
1:01:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, excuse me, they salute.
1:01:40
[SPEAKER_19]: That's more like it.
1:01:42
[SPEAKER_02]: They look towards one other.
1:01:42
[SPEAKER_02]: They look towards taking a go we respect the rank, not the man.
1:01:49
[SPEAKER_17]: I'll take it.
1:01:52
[SPEAKER_17]: All right, Paris, you have your jeep and army.
1:01:53
[SPEAKER_17]: No, what hell are you trying to get saved out?
1:01:57
[SPEAKER_19]: All right, demons, I'm going to need one of you to hop in that trebuchet.
1:02:02
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh boy, what if I'm jumpin' to trade me, Shay?
1:02:05
[SPEAKER_18]: Um, and I think we'll just launch one of them.
1:02:09
[SPEAKER_18]: Can we, oh no, the garden was recently, right?
1:02:11
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah.
1:02:12
[SPEAKER_18]: All right.
1:02:13
[SPEAKER_18]: I guess we'll keep going on the deck.
1:02:14
[SPEAKER_18]: Keep going on the deck.
1:02:15
[SPEAKER_18]: How many castcoins, guys?
1:02:18
[SPEAKER_18]: One, and lip it.
1:02:21
[SPEAKER_18]: Tales.
1:02:22
[SPEAKER_18]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:02:47
[SPEAKER_18]: No, oh my gosh, what are you talking about?
1:02:49
[SPEAKER_03]: So does that mean we're first lieutenant now?
1:02:51
[SPEAKER_16]: Hi.
1:02:53
[SPEAKER_16]: I guess.
1:02:54
[SPEAKER_16]: And then cake is goes over the fully in the month wall.
1:02:56
[SPEAKER_16]: Refrips off Paris's picture.
1:02:59
[SPEAKER_16]: And under it is the demons, right?
1:03:03
[SPEAKER_02]: You see, as you go to take it down, Benedict's comes over to go,
1:03:09
[SPEAKER_14]: Is you to see his parish like sailing through the air and casts a rest of momentum and guides him back to the bed of breakfast He just like the whole time he's floating.
1:03:22
[SPEAKER_02]: He's just got his head down real Sam Yeah, Perish, you land you just floated back in directly in front of your Zaba Are you Zaba?
1:03:34
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey
1:03:38
[SPEAKER_14]: Listen, you can go back if you want, but I couldn't have a smashed frog on the territory.
1:03:45
[SPEAKER_14]: Not good for business.
1:04:04
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we can like put his feet in the fire or something.
1:04:07
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, we're working with the skeleton now!
1:04:11
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, listen.
1:04:14
[SPEAKER_06]: Is this just a warm hand?
1:04:16
[SPEAKER_06]: Is Rado here?
1:04:18
[SPEAKER_06]: Weird, but it's red.
1:04:20
[SPEAKER_19]: Oh, okay, okay, okay.
1:04:21
[SPEAKER_19]: I'm mean Rado or chill, so yeah, he can stay.
1:04:25
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, madam, just hot.
1:04:28
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I like to take her aside and, and whisper this.
1:04:32
[SPEAKER_06]: I know.
1:04:34
[SPEAKER_06]: You're a dead egg before you say anything.
1:04:37
[SPEAKER_06]: You know that I'm a dead egg, I'm just a skeleton.
1:04:41
[SPEAKER_09]: No, come on.
1:04:43
[SPEAKER_09]: Femors and Philanjies.
1:04:45
[SPEAKER_06]: So, at between us, unholy creatures, I mean, we should be using these powers to take back the garden and we'll go and sabotage a kid's side of the garden and kill all the vegetables in the garden.
1:05:02
[SPEAKER_09]: This does remind me of how things used to be, you know, before my, and she, like, sadly runs her fingers over her lips.
1:05:11
[SPEAKER_09]: Things snapped off.
1:05:13
[SPEAKER_09]: I was a very hard apple.
1:05:15
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, yes.
1:05:17
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
1:05:17
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to be out there on the front lines, doing the thing.
1:05:23
[SPEAKER_09]: Yaziba?
1:05:25
[SPEAKER_09]: Ragin bones and I will be right back.
1:05:28
[SPEAKER_09]: And Sherry like pops up in the parasol.
1:05:31
[SPEAKER_09]: And there are a couple holes in there from the Shrapnel of these building catapult for a year, but not much to really seriously may have heard from the sunlight.
1:05:38
[SPEAKER_09]: She rolls out alongside Ragin bone, and is going to follow the skeleton over to the garden track.
1:05:45
[SPEAKER_09]: And I don't have a chaos coin yet, so I like to use, I'd like to enact my bingo act a bit like the villain you used to be.
1:05:54
[SPEAKER_09]: And as the parasols still levitate, I like let go of it, right?
1:05:57
[SPEAKER_09]: Still levitating for my head.
1:05:59
[SPEAKER_09]: I spray open my hands and I start chanting in a profane, disgusting tongue.
1:06:06
[SPEAKER_09]: Dark storm clouds pull a lasco over this garden track, specifically at a swarm of locusts.
1:06:16
[SPEAKER_09]: And they're flying over the remains of the garden before dropping at them.
1:06:26
[SPEAKER_16]: Wait, I don't know if we can, can we change the garden still because no one's changed track?
1:06:30
[SPEAKER_18]: Well, I think as I tried the deck was, I might think as he tried, yeah.
1:06:33
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, if no, it's just a trot, you know.
1:06:37
[SPEAKER_16]: I'll never try changing the hands, no one can change the hands, no one can change the hands.
1:06:43
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it's just a try.
1:06:44
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh no, it doesn't say, it's a try, but it's fine.
1:06:48
[SPEAKER_14]: You would know because you made up the rule.
1:06:52
[SPEAKER_16]: I've been making up.
1:06:53
[SPEAKER_16]: I made the game.
1:06:55
[SPEAKER_16]: Also, do I get a parachute's chaos going?
1:06:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, you do.
1:06:58
[SPEAKER_16]: See, switch science, cool.
1:07:00
[SPEAKER_02]: You see a swarm of locus takes over this garden.
1:07:05
[SPEAKER_02]: The bunnies not happy about this bunnies, but is we're standing there with like their own Brutobagan cannons at the ready.
1:07:13
[SPEAKER_02]: And all of a sudden locus are swarming all around.
1:07:18
[SPEAKER_20]: Don't worry is this I don't know.
1:07:20
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
1:07:20
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
1:07:21
[SPEAKER_05]: They just they're doing crazy stuff over here What who told us to choose this side?
1:07:28
[SPEAKER_02]: I may have made an error in judgment Move the cannons around and they start slowly turning the cannons back around the bunnies are gonna switch sides because this and we're gonna give you a save a their chaos coin
1:07:41
[SPEAKER_18]: Well, well, well, I love that the cigar smoking bunny is the decision maker.
1:07:47
[SPEAKER_09]: They're the head haunche.
1:07:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the bigger the cigar, the bigger the decisions.
1:07:51
[SPEAKER_09]: Exactly.
1:07:52
[SPEAKER_09]: The locus are just a speaking and unison.
1:07:55
[SPEAKER_09]: They just sound like buzzing of wings, but they're actually talking.
1:07:57
[SPEAKER_09]: And they're all seeing the same thing, which is famine, famine, famine, because they're like chopping at the cabbage leaves.
1:08:05
[SPEAKER_02]: He's funny, is there all just swatting at the locus?
1:08:08
[SPEAKER_14]: Paris?
1:08:09
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes?
1:08:10
[SPEAKER_14]: Can you find the number for the hotel inspector and give them a call?
1:08:16
[SPEAKER_14]: I think that a business is not a code.
1:08:21
[SPEAKER_14]: And just worry, their patrons could be in danger, and I think it's worth giving them a call to come immediately.
1:08:28
[SPEAKER_19]: It's the responsible thing to do.
1:08:31
[SPEAKER_14]: I thought so too.
1:08:32
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey, I'm sorry about asking you to commit war crimes earlier.
1:08:35
[SPEAKER_14]: You're right.
1:08:36
[SPEAKER_14]: I went to no mention it.
1:08:38
[SPEAKER_19]: Don't mention it.
1:08:39
[SPEAKER_19]: So really?
1:08:41
[SPEAKER_19]: I don't want to think about it.
1:08:42
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I especially think we should not mention it to the inspector, which we need to come.
1:08:47
[SPEAKER_19]: Oh no, I know you and the inspector's history.
1:08:50
[SPEAKER_19]: I'm going to keep it strictly business.
1:08:52
[SPEAKER_19]: I love when you go strictly business, parish.
1:08:55
[SPEAKER_19]: That's my middle name.
1:08:59
[SPEAKER_18]: And Parrish is gonna hop down to the phone book and flip this big yellow pages and big froggy finger on health inspector.
1:09:06
[SPEAKER_02]: You see, the health inspector's name is Inspector Spectre.
1:09:09
[SPEAKER_02]: And it is a ghostly inspector.
1:09:13
[SPEAKER_18]: It's like a big rotary phone to call too.
1:09:16
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it doesn't accept cell phone calls.
1:09:18
[SPEAKER_02]: It's only rotary phones.
1:09:20
[SPEAKER_07]: And facts.
1:09:21
[SPEAKER_02]: In fact, you call and the ghost head comes out of the receiver and it's just looking at you.
1:09:30
[SPEAKER_19]: Uh, Inspector Spectre?
1:09:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, yes, intuitively, how can they help you?
1:09:34
[SPEAKER_19]: Well, there's something I think you should see.
1:09:37
[SPEAKER_18]: And Paris just turns the phone towards the window.
1:09:41
[SPEAKER_02]: You see, like, full-on Ghostbusters, the Inspector's eyes just go, Oh, God!
1:09:46
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, God!
1:09:48
[SPEAKER_04]: What kind of establishment is that?
1:09:50
[SPEAKER_04]: What's happening over there?
1:09:52
[SPEAKER_14]: My thoughts?
1:09:53
[SPEAKER_14]: Exactly.
1:09:54
[SPEAKER_14]: It's a health and safety hazard, Inspector.
1:09:56
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't have anything they're serving food products.
1:09:59
[SPEAKER_19]: He's great.
1:09:59
[SPEAKER_19]: Perfect.
1:10:01
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll be right over.
1:10:02
[SPEAKER_02]: And then he just bobs inside of the phone and then comes out, he's wearing a full suit and like with a took with a ghostly tool bag and it's gonna walk across to Haked.
1:10:11
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think as Haked sees the Inspector Spector studying walkover, you see Mr. Boggs next to you look up spots Inspector Spector and immediately comes over to Haked.
1:10:23
[SPEAKER_20]: Um, hey, Jim, we might have a problem, okay?
1:10:28
[SPEAKER_17]: Mr. Bots, I have a plane.
1:10:32
[SPEAKER_17]: Is tough but fair, okay?
1:10:34
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, absolutely fair.
1:10:36
[SPEAKER_17]: Just uh, we're gonna bring him to the honeymoon suite.
1:10:40
[SPEAKER_10]: Ah!
1:10:41
[SPEAKER_17]: All right, I don't love the sound of that.
1:10:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no!
1:10:45
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, no, no, no.
1:10:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, Inspector Spectre walks and he goes, excuse me, who runs the establishment here?
1:10:53
[SPEAKER_02]: That'd be me.
1:10:54
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, excuse me, but I got to tell ya.
1:10:57
[SPEAKER_02]: You're missing all kinds of permit.
1:10:59
[SPEAKER_02]: Look, is this just like empty wall space that has like a spot where a permit is supposed to go like outlined?
1:11:05
[SPEAKER_02]: Look, there's no permit there.
1:11:06
[SPEAKER_02]: No permit there either.
1:11:08
[SPEAKER_17]: You're offering to your grill with cardboard.
1:11:10
[SPEAKER_17]: We keep our permits in the honeymoon suite.
1:11:13
[SPEAKER_17]: If I want to take a look?
1:11:14
[SPEAKER_02]: That's another citation.
1:11:15
[SPEAKER_02]: You're not supposed to keep them in the honeymoon suite and he walks in.
1:11:18
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, I'm so sorry.
1:11:21
[SPEAKER_17]: Sir.
1:11:21
[SPEAKER_17]: All right, Mr. Box, take him to the honeymoon suite.
1:11:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, okay.
1:11:27
[SPEAKER_02]: Mr. Box thinks he's been unzipsed the tent, and it's like, Ash is a man.
1:11:32
[SPEAKER_16]: And then when they walk into the tent, it's like, it's a tent on the outside, but the inside's like a gorgeous, like, beautiful luxury room and like a five-star hotel with like amenities, like a jacuzzi hot tub.
1:11:44
[SPEAKER_16]: The bed is actually your zabas bed from the bed and breakfast that make it so, they were even portal.
1:11:51
[SPEAKER_16]: And it's like a bunch of like pictures of Haked and your zabas and it's like very cute, very, very,
1:11:57
[SPEAKER_16]: old like Victorian kind of style room with just like a modern day you could see hot tub in it.
1:12:04
[SPEAKER_16]: But inside was waiting the three country demons with a vacuum and they suck up the inspectors back there and to oh they try to suck up it's like a vacuum into the vacuum.
1:12:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh Inspector we need again!
1:12:24
[SPEAKER_16]: And then, uh, he could take the, he could take the vacuum, like, I don't know the seal or whatever, bring it outside and race it up to show his even pairs what they've done.
1:12:37
[SPEAKER_17]: I don't follow rules.
1:12:38
[SPEAKER_17]: I don't care about anything, but pair of tanks.
1:12:41
[SPEAKER_16]: And then walks back into the, into the B and B. And goes to the editing goes, Benedict.
1:12:47
[SPEAKER_17]: I think it's time we offered.
1:12:50
[SPEAKER_17]: Sherry, a free stay in the luxury suite.
1:12:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I would just want me to go over with the full like package deal.
1:12:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Full package deal.
1:13:00
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, and he puts on like his full apron and like the best magerity outfit he has and walks over and knocks in the door at the Ben breakfast.
1:13:11
[SPEAKER_09]: Sherry has returned to the bed and breakfast after her locus escapade is indoors right looks very very normal again on a sipping her on a ferris t as there's a knock she goes oh oh I wonder if that's them here to wave a white flag perhaps they don't even have to take the entire track of the garden to secure our victory uh you say but please allow me and she rolls over to the door and pops it open
1:13:36
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just very kind of a haggard man, just very sunken eyes.
1:13:40
[SPEAKER_02]: It's clearly been like up trying to make as much lemonade in panic cakes as he as was needed.
1:13:46
[SPEAKER_02]: He's holding a, a, a, a, a, a fancy looking folder and a pair of binoculars.
1:13:51
[SPEAKER_02]: He looks like he goes, um, excuse me, Ms.
1:13:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Mr. saying, I have a message from Haked.
1:13:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, he asked me to give you these and look there.
1:14:03
[SPEAKER_09]: Hmm, this is an interesting way to forefish, but I think it will entertain this.
1:14:08
[SPEAKER_09]: She, let's go for a teacup and the platter.
1:14:11
[SPEAKER_09]: They float in the ear next to her as she accepts the items in looks.
1:14:15
[SPEAKER_02]: You look and a kid is standing at the cardboard door of the bed of the hotel, opens the cardboard door, and then behind it you see the tent and it's just like a regular, ready-looking tent.
1:14:26
[SPEAKER_02]: And then the pantry demons unzip the tent and you see the majesty that is inside, which is,
1:14:33
[SPEAKER_02]: phenomenally, uh, extravagant, including, and I think you would be even recognize this, like, those are, yes, they both, like, antsy sheets.
1:14:40
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like the antsyest bed.
1:14:42
[SPEAKER_02]: And as you put the, the spyglass down, you just see, in front of you, it's like, a contract for a free, uh, two-night stay.
1:14:53
[SPEAKER_02]: We'd love to invite some of our more, um, uh, exciting VIPs to take a complimentary stay at the Haked Hotel.
1:15:02
[SPEAKER_16]: I think Ben Newton has a paper that Haked wrote to like what to exactly say to Sherry and it's like it says like young non vampiric and then like, you know, question mark hot.
1:15:20
[SPEAKER_02]: He's holding this up in front of his face so that you see the contract and he sees Haked's crayon scratch.
1:15:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and fight it all of our non vampiric young hot
1:15:39
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, what to me?
1:15:40
[SPEAKER_09]: Whoah, whoo!
1:15:42
[SPEAKER_09]: And their pale cheeks flush even tailor at that even more non-blood drains out of it.
1:15:49
[SPEAKER_09]: And they kind of give a glance in your deepest directions, still by the kitchen.
1:15:52
[SPEAKER_09]: And they kind of fled out of, you see, Pa.
1:15:57
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, sorry.
1:15:58
[SPEAKER_09]: What do you say that if I were a, if I were in trouble, would you risk life and limb to save me and and to help me and assist me?
1:16:16
[SPEAKER_09]: Are we good friends?
1:16:18
[SPEAKER_09]: Is my question?
1:16:19
[SPEAKER_14]: Ooh, wow, you really put me in a pickle here, Harry.
1:16:22
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, it's a bull, yes or no?
1:16:25
[SPEAKER_18]: Parishes just grabbing his mouth to not give any indication.
1:16:29
[SPEAKER_07]: Whoa, let me have a look.
1:16:32
[SPEAKER_07]: Raga bones and Rato both mysteriously have boxes of popcorn in it.
1:16:36
[SPEAKER_07]: It's like watching this.
1:16:38
[SPEAKER_14]: Harry, would you risk life in them for me?
1:16:40
[SPEAKER_14]: Ah!
1:16:45
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, okay, define life and define them.
1:16:48
[SPEAKER_14]: Like you experienced the true death.
1:16:52
[SPEAKER_09]: Like the, the true, like capital T capital D into death.
1:16:57
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, like mortality, nothingness.
1:17:00
[SPEAKER_14]: The endless oblivion.
1:17:02
[SPEAKER_14]: The endo.
1:17:07
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, you know what I see where you're coming from, uh, I did not really think this question through.
1:17:12
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, you know what, in that case, uh, no hard feelings, and I'm sharing these, like, just wheels for chair out.
1:17:20
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, what's in the door behind there?
1:17:22
[SPEAKER_02]: I've still got to say, Benedict thought this was a regular bed in breakfast a day and a half ago.
1:17:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
1:17:36
[SPEAKER_14]: How many chaos points does Jerry have?
1:17:39
[SPEAKER_14]: Just the one, I assume I would give it to you, Zebra.
1:17:43
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you give it to you Zebra.
1:17:44
[SPEAKER_09]: That'll do nice.
1:17:46
[SPEAKER_09]: On my way out, I just, so... I would like a 15th century house of your finest of blood rate wine.
1:17:52
[SPEAKER_02]: You're saying this to Benedict, or to... Yes, I happen to have Benedict X. Benedict, we'll see.
1:17:57
[SPEAKER_02]: He opened the fold and like, flicks through the menu and he goes, I don't think we, oh my god, we have that.
1:18:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it would be delivered, right?
1:18:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know where we're keeping it, but... We have a cellar?
1:18:12
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he takes the oven to live as you to your room.
1:18:16
[SPEAKER_18]: What was the last track that was attempted on?
1:18:19
[SPEAKER_02]: The Guardian.
1:18:19
[SPEAKER_02]: Last track was the Guardian, I think.
1:18:22
[SPEAKER_19]: Is Ema, what's our next move?
1:18:26
[SPEAKER_14]: I think I have five chaos coins.
1:18:28
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you can cash them in.
1:18:30
[SPEAKER_14]: I think you do, right?
1:18:31
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, from all of the betrayals.
1:18:34
[UNKNOWN]: Classic.
1:18:35
[SPEAKER_14]: So, I'd like to spend five chaos coins and completely take over the deck path.
1:18:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you can only take over one spot?
1:18:51
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to take over one of the deckpath?
1:18:52
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to take over the last garden?
1:18:54
[SPEAKER_18]: Whoa, wait, you could take the last one, even though we do want me to go for the deck, and then you can go for the garden.
1:19:00
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, sorry.
1:19:00
[SPEAKER_14]: I thought throughout whole track, meant you could take the whole frickin' thing.
1:19:04
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just just just one guy.
1:19:06
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's just one guy.
1:19:07
[SPEAKER_14]: OK, so I'll go for the deckpath using one chaos coin.
1:19:13
[SPEAKER_14]: I will pass them in and then Paris, you go for the...
1:19:18
[SPEAKER_14]: the garden pass after that if that sounds okay so you're going to go to try to take the the deck path first yeah because I don't think I can do the garden right no yes there's someone's going to do one of the other tracks first and then we can do the garden yeah so I'm going to do that yeah that's going to go ahead and be heads oh you've got to flip all five of them wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha
1:19:42
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, because I have five?
1:19:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, so any of you have five in your contract?
1:19:46
[SPEAKER_02]: You flip all of them to see if you succeed.
1:19:49
[SPEAKER_14]: This is freaking impossible.
1:19:52
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god, heads.
1:19:54
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
1:19:55
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay, that's two.
1:19:57
[SPEAKER_16]: Other heads.
1:19:57
[SPEAKER_16]: Another heads.
1:19:58
[SPEAKER_16]: What?
1:19:59
[SPEAKER_16]: I wanted to have three.
1:20:00
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh my god.
1:20:01
[SPEAKER_16]: No way.
1:20:01
[SPEAKER_16]: heads.
1:20:01
[SPEAKER_16]: No, this is no fucking way.
1:20:08
[SPEAKER_06]: Hands up.
1:20:13
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god who goal is my best friend who go flip coin is my best friend.
1:20:21
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh My god, what does that one in 32?
1:20:23
[SPEAKER_02]: I caught it.
1:20:25
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, you Yeah, you do it
1:20:33
[SPEAKER_14]: All right, I'm gonna go on to the megaphone again.
1:20:38
[SPEAKER_14]: Wait, did I take a, okay, right, yeah, and then Paris's gonna do.
1:20:41
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll say, just for like narrative expediency, and because that's cool, take the, yeah, you'll just take the garden path.
1:20:47
[SPEAKER_14]: The locus, okay, I did the work.
1:20:49
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm gonna go over the Yeziba, cast the megaphone spell again, and says, my little entrepreneur.
1:21:02
[SPEAKER_14]: your efforts have been gallant and adorable.
1:21:07
[SPEAKER_14]: I've taken the garden past.
1:21:09
[SPEAKER_14]: I would like to offer the opportunity for you to surrender, otherwise a raid may or may not be conducted.
1:21:18
[SPEAKER_14]: On your business, out of the safety, of course, for your patrons, because as we know, despite your corruption, your being me will not pass his bectons.
1:21:27
[SPEAKER_14]: So the choice yours, good day, Yuziba.
1:21:32
[SPEAKER_16]: He could, uh, takes out their own microphone and goes, I hate you!
1:21:38
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm never going to surrender!
1:21:39
[SPEAKER_13]: You're the worst!
1:21:40
[SPEAKER_13]: You say bye no!
1:21:43
[SPEAKER_14]: Which means I'm also the best.
1:21:48
[SPEAKER_13]: I get, yeah, the fair.
1:21:52
[SPEAKER_13]: Yuck, yuck, we will not go quietly into the night!
1:21:57
[SPEAKER_14]: Wow, Miss Quoting Poetry, that's awesome.
1:22:01
[SPEAKER_17]: Do you want me read that be able to know what that, what the plan is?
1:22:05
[SPEAKER_14]: If I'm like, you're free to, um, uh, concierge, what is, like, a raid look like?
1:22:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Honestly, a raid can be anything you like.
1:22:16
[SPEAKER_14]: A raid much like a family can look like anything.
1:22:21
[SPEAKER_02]: So you've gained, there is a full path to the other space.
1:22:24
[SPEAKER_02]: You have to make one more, exactly like attack, a roll or something to try to succeed.
1:22:30
[SPEAKER_02]: If you succeed, your team is victorious.
1:22:32
[SPEAKER_02]: That can look like you taking down the Haked Hotel.
1:22:35
[SPEAKER_02]: It could be just pulling all the guests back.
1:22:38
[SPEAKER_02]: It could be taking all the pots and pans that need to make enough pancakes.
1:22:42
[SPEAKER_02]: The choice is yours.
1:22:44
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, Zaybra.
1:22:44
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, Dragon.
1:22:45
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, Dragon bones.
1:22:47
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to offer my bones as building bones, okay?
1:22:51
[SPEAKER_06]: And you can make that catapult out of me and sort of launch whatever you want over at the hotel.
1:22:58
[SPEAKER_06]: It would be an honor to be launched.
1:23:02
[SPEAKER_14]: Commander.
1:23:03
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, I'm loving this sort of brainstorm going on.
1:23:11
[SPEAKER_14]: I have to push back items for that.
1:23:14
[SPEAKER_14]: One is that the catapult strategy hasn't been particularly successful thus far.
1:23:20
[SPEAKER_02]: That's fair.
1:23:21
[SPEAKER_02]: You guys, you guys pan back in the entire battlefield.
1:23:23
[SPEAKER_02]: It's everything around it is like catapult holes.
1:23:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Everything around the two houses.
1:23:28
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, there's entire lawn is pocket marks with various catapult debris, except for the houses.
1:23:35
[SPEAKER_14]: And rag and bones, using your bones, just building bones for a catapult, involves me sort of touching you in some capacity.
1:23:43
[SPEAKER_14]: And I'm just really not at that place of desperation.
1:23:45
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, that's cool.
1:23:46
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't care anywhere you want to have it out.
1:23:49
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, so I have another strategy, which is, uh, rag and moans, if you, uh, you can feel free to help me with this as part of the deal, but I'd like to cast a weather spell so that there's torrential rainfall over the hay kid hotel.
1:24:08
[SPEAKER_14]: I'll get started on the cocoa.
1:24:10
[SPEAKER_14]: Very good.
1:24:12
[SPEAKER_06]: Very good.
1:24:14
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll stand out there and give a good Manacing laugh to really learn.
1:24:18
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh in Paris makes her that there's a non-dairy option Oh, of course we have oat milk almond milk.
1:24:24
[SPEAKER_19]: Doi milk.
1:24:25
[SPEAKER_19]: Mm-hmm.
1:24:25
[SPEAKER_14]: Cashew milk That's all the milk Because I don't think our plumbing can handle another episode of bogs Having lactose is severely lactose intolerant famously famously
1:24:39
[SPEAKER_14]: I'll get right on it.
1:24:41
[SPEAKER_14]: Yzeba casts a weather spell so that a giant nimbostratus Cloud forms over the Hay Kid Hotel and just starts monsooning down like buckets and it's like disintegrating the cardboard.
1:24:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Hay Kid, why don't you narrow it for us how the Hay Kid hotel is brought to its untimely end?
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[SPEAKER_16]: I think, as the rain comes down, the cardboard starts to get all soggy and falling apart.
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[SPEAKER_16]: The guests who are in the sleeping bags are like, this isn't.
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[SPEAKER_16]: This is a word that the pancakes are getting all soggy and putting out the the hellfires take it was using to like heat up the pans.
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[SPEAKER_16]: Yuck, yuck is getting all wet and like gross.
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[SPEAKER_16]: Better just still pouring lemonade in this little bell hop suit trying to get people to not freak out but people are slowly migrating back to the bed and breakfast as he gets like no way I can I can steal some carbs like we can fix this.
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[SPEAKER_16]: and then I think the luxury suite is still in place with like tentant type over it and then the wind's kind of like uprooted and you just see everything kind of fly away except for Sherry sitting in there.
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[SPEAKER_09]: In the luxury suite, that's also crumbling around her.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, her parasols turned into a rain umbrella and she sits up straight in the wheelchair with
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[SPEAKER_09]: She wheels herself forward to you, hey kid, as you're like still trying to desperately Corral guests back.
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[SPEAKER_09]: As she rests a hand on your shoulder and says very serenely and regal to you, hey kid, you've fought well, don't cry because it's over, it's fine, because it happened.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That made that up by myself.
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[SPEAKER_16]: It's absolutely barring out like that was beautiful Yes, well you're very welcome.
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[SPEAKER_09]: You put up a good chewing kid
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[SPEAKER_16]: I think he could still try to like salvage what's going on and I think everything kind of gets washed away.
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[SPEAKER_16]: Everyone kind of migrates back to the hotel and he could sit there in the rain.
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[SPEAKER_16]: Holding one picture that they don't want to get wet or just like looking at a picture that is now getting wet from the rain and he could kind of tears and so picture that he could
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[SPEAKER_16]: It's like, like, has, like, you see, but I'm like, like, parish and Mr. Bugs and ragged bones and Sherry, and it says, my family over it and he could crumples it, those in on the ground, walks back into the bed and breakfast, opens the door, looks at everyone, slams the door and goes to the room and sits in their bed.
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[SPEAKER_18]: I think parish leaves the big mug outside your door of Coco.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And as you're sitting on your bed, you're here a little skittering, scratching across the floor and you see that rattle has snuck in and just brings you a little piece of cheese in the shape of a pancake like a little one of those little like baby bells just get with that on your bed and then scurries back out.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Sherry out in the rain for a little bit stirs down at this crumpled picture and then next we see her she's rolling up to Giziba still in the better breakfast and wordlessly she hands over and now like smoothed out version of the picture to Giziba and Giziba as we end this chapter you as the victor get to give a victory speech
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[SPEAKER_14]: I dear dear guests, what carnage we've bore witness today, what plates of biblical proportions we've seen, sweet, our home field, this tower, this discord amongst us, is
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[SPEAKER_14]: the result of betrayal and questioning of my power, as owner and proprietor of Yzeba's bed and breakfast.
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[SPEAKER_14]: And I hope it is a word of caution that serves as a lesson to those that may question my power as owner and proprietor of this bed and breakfast.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That'd be it, say!
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[SPEAKER_14]: The wise leader knows how to reflect and to take feedback.
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[SPEAKER_14]: And thus,
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[SPEAKER_14]: Anyone that would like to have pancakes, the following morning, need only submit a request to parish and the kitchen the night before, and they will be permitted to have pancakes with whatever breakfast I serve in addition the following morning.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Looking at you, hey, kid.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I also will install a suggestion box.
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[SPEAKER_14]: But other things you would like to see at the bed and breakfast outside my office.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I cannot promise the frequency and the seriousness with which I will review these suggestions.
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[SPEAKER_14]: But let it serve as a symbolic gesture that I want your state here to be so pleasant as to not suggest such a rebellion again.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Thank you and have a good night.
1:30:27
[SPEAKER_14]: I'll see you in the morning for a pancake breakfast.
1:30:29
[SPEAKER_14]: We're gonna have a pancake breakfast.
1:30:31
[SPEAKER_16]: I think Haked comes out of their room, runs out of the stairs and hugs Zeyba, it goes.
1:30:38
[SPEAKER_14]: I love you.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my God, don't maybe regret this.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I'm taking away the suggestion box.
1:30:42
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm taking away the suggestion box.
1:30:43
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm taking away the suggestion box.
1:30:43
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm taking away the suggestion box.
1:30:45
[SPEAKER_14]: I do like it.
1:30:45
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm something you pull the papers.
1:30:46
[SPEAKER_14]: I just say blood on it.
1:30:47
[SPEAKER_14]: I do like it.
1:30:50
[SPEAKER_07]: Ragnarunces are also already posed as all of the other guests and written out suggestions being like no locked doors If everyone access to your library But all books should be shared
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[SPEAKER_02]: And as we slowly pull out of the bed and breakfast and hear everyone trying to give their suggestions to you, Zaba, loudly, and despite her not really wanting to hear them, we see the camera kind of pans out over this rain as we can slowly stop this still beginning to fade, and we see the remnants of the hay kid hotel, pancakes every day with a small red sign over it, and a small ghostly inspector walking away, we see the sign and says condemned.
1:31:36
[SPEAKER_02]: And that is the end of Chapter 9, The Pancake War.
1:31:41
[SPEAKER_02]: This episode of Yuseva's Bed and Breakfast featuring Shenukh Tessera as... Hey kid!
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[SPEAKER_02]: Michelle Chan Bennett as... Yuseva.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Connie Chong as... Sherry Du Song.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Carolyn Page as... Brack and Bones.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Elliot Davis as... Terish!
1:32:02
[SPEAKER_02]: and Brian Flaherty as the gaggle of guests and your concierge.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The theme song for your Davis bed and breakfast, stay won't you by Matt Takaro.
1:32:14
[SPEAKER_02]: This episode featured the original song, The Pancake War by Alston Antoine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Bye-bye everybody.