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Beauty is in the EYE of the beholder · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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Speaker 1: To tease in a pod with Teddy mellancan't and camera edge. Hey, Tam,
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Speaker 1: how's it going. It's going good? How are you? I'm fine.
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Speaker 1: I just wanted to say some things because I know
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Speaker 1: that podcast is going to air today. Um, and I've
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Speaker 1: gotten some messages and I wanted to say, just like Hea,
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Speaker 1: they're gay and her black eye. I, um, I do
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Speaker 1: not remember being a twat on the last podcast and
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Speaker 1: ending abruptly, And we're just gonna leave it at that,
0:37
Speaker 1: and you guys can make up your own as. I
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Speaker 1: didn't hear that bad. You got a little aspit because
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Speaker 1: I told you Vicky said that never happened. And then
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Speaker 1: you want you were on a mission to talk to him, like, no,
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Speaker 1: it's okay. So I text her and said Teddy said, um,
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Speaker 1: Teddy's upset, and she said it's no big deal. Well
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Speaker 1: I know what was a big deal me looking through
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Speaker 1: my phone law and saying that I had apparently called her,
1:03
Speaker 1: thank god the other and I had written up texts
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Speaker 1: that thank god I did not send. You know those moments.
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Speaker 1: How much did you drink? Well, I think it was
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Speaker 1: the timing, and you know how just sometimes it just answer.
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Speaker 1: I mean at the same amount you did. We both
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Speaker 1: had that. I mean we did three podcasts and I had. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I drank a half a bottle of champagne. I think
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Speaker 1: I may have drank more than half um throughout the time.
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Speaker 1: And anyways, UM, the fact that I was able to
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Speaker 1: move through that smoothly once I was around my family
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Speaker 1: and able to just we're just pretending that that day
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Speaker 1: didn't happen. I didn't think it was that bad. Do
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Speaker 1: you know what did happen? What? I passed my motorcycle test,
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Speaker 1: your motorcycle, motorcycle? UM passed it. I was super nervous
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Speaker 1: about it. I don't think I've told you on the
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Speaker 1: pod yet. It so when I went into a more
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Speaker 1: cycle test, they told me, guess what, you have to
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Speaker 1: take your driving tests too, because it's been over a
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Speaker 1: year since you've ever take us. It's been over a year.
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Speaker 1: It's been like forty years. What are you talking about.
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Speaker 1: I took it, you know, when I was fifteen or
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Speaker 1: whatever it was, and UM, so I had to take it.
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Speaker 1: Said take one test the motorcycle, whichever one you went first.
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Speaker 1: I took the motorcycle test. You know, it's twenty five questions.
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Speaker 1: I passed it. Then I took my driving test and
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Speaker 1: I failed it. So I did the walks shame. I
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Speaker 1: went up to the count I said, I failed my
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Speaker 1: driving test. He says, okay, do you want to take
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Speaker 1: it again? But remember if you take it three times
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Speaker 1: and you fail it, they revoke your driver's license. What.
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Speaker 1: I go, what? What? What? My driver's license hasn't even expired.
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Speaker 1: It doesn't inspire for another year. Like, why would you
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Speaker 1: do that to me? He says, well, then pass it?
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Speaker 1: I said of him in a pass it. So I
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Speaker 1: went back, just took a driving test and I passed it.
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Speaker 1: So now I am legally ride a motorcycle on the street.
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Speaker 1: Now are how legal you are to ride a motorcycle
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Speaker 1: on the street. I will never be riding on the
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Speaker 1: back of your motorcycle, No, you won't. Um. So, Harley
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Speaker 1: Davidson delivered a live wire electric Harley to me yesterday.
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Speaker 1: What yep do you delivered yesterday? So I'm I'll take pictures.
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Speaker 1: I'll show it to you. Um, we're going out today.
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Speaker 1: It's so, I have my Harley shirt on. We're gonna
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Speaker 1: go for a ride today. It's a pretty badass looking bike,
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Speaker 1: but it's electrics. You don't have to shift. I can shift,
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Speaker 1: I know how to shift me and riding a dirt
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Speaker 1: bike forever. But you don't have to shift on it.
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Speaker 1: So just make one lessing you have to worry about. Well,
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Speaker 1: I have a question. When you guys are wanting to
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Speaker 1: take your Harley somewhere out of town, do you just
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Speaker 1: put them in the back of your truck? How do
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Speaker 1: you get them up there? Well, I don't know, I've
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Speaker 1: never done this before. When we do dirt bikes, we
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Speaker 1: put it in the back of the Eddie's truck and
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Speaker 1: then we talk to the desert. But this is just
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Speaker 1: for streets, so I can just take off from my house.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to go long distance. So
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Speaker 1: well realized how nervous this makes me considering do you
4:02
Speaker 1: know how Slate broke her arm? Oh? I wouldn't need
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Speaker 1: to ask you how on a not a all everybody
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Speaker 1: that's messaging me, this is why we don't like motorized scooters. No, no,
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Speaker 1: it was on not motorized, just regular run of the
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Speaker 1: mill scooter. And here's the craziest part is she's on
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Speaker 1: the scooter. She like, you know where there's like a
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Speaker 1: crack she had a helmet on, but she didn't have
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Speaker 1: When you ride the scooters, you can't wear the hand
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Speaker 1: things because then you can't hold on to the scooter.
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Speaker 1: So she was like bumped a crack fell. I thought
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Speaker 1: she was fine. Like the thing she was worried the
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Speaker 1: most about was like she had you know when you
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Speaker 1: like get like road rash on her hand. So whatever,
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Speaker 1: we go about her day. On Tuesday, she goes to
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Speaker 1: basketball camp, like shot she had like a little hairline
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Speaker 1: fracture in there well. And then at the end of
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Speaker 1: the day she looked at me and she's like, Mom,
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Speaker 1: I never wanted to come complain, but like there's something
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Speaker 1: that feels like weird near my thumb. And I was like, okay,
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Speaker 1: here's the thing. Your mom is an exaggerator when it
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Speaker 1: comes to pain. I can't help myself, so I just
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Speaker 1: need to know how bad. Like if I didn't take
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Speaker 1: you to the doctor right now, would you want to
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Speaker 1: go ride your horse in the morning? And she said no,
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Speaker 1: And she has never swollen, no, but she it was
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Speaker 1: starting to get to the point where it was like
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Speaker 1: looking like it wasn't having that much move, like there
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Speaker 1: wasn't much acts yet Okay, we're gonna talk about bruising.
5:31
Speaker 1: You know, bruising takes a little while. Yeah, we're gonna
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Speaker 1: talk about bruising. So we go in and meet like,
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Speaker 1: I can tell, but you know when the tech I
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Speaker 1: can tell, but they're trying not to tell you. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: So I say, because I know I'm gonna have the text,
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Speaker 1: is gonna take the X ray and it's gonna be
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Speaker 1: a minute for the doctor comes in. I'm like, oh,
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Speaker 1: can I take a picture of it? And he was
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Speaker 1: like no, probably because he knew I was going to
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Speaker 1: text to somebody or do whatever and he didn't want
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Speaker 1: somebody else. I'm surprised you asked. I would have just
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Speaker 1: done it. Well, I was trying, but then he was
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Speaker 1: all I was like, listen, we know each other. I'm
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Speaker 1: the one that has the ankle issues. He's like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I know, and you're not taking a picture of this,
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Speaker 1: and I was like fine. So then they came in
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Speaker 1: and I guess the bigger issue was because of the
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Speaker 1: location that she fractured is prone to like different blood plotting.
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Speaker 1: She had to go get a scan right after biers
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Speaker 1: easy at that house, no nothing, But luckily we found
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Speaker 1: out yesterday the scan came back. She does not need surgery.
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Speaker 1: It's you know, that's good to go um and and
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Speaker 1: to a January three. She goes in and gets a
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Speaker 1: different type of cast where she can do. But honestly,
6:38
Speaker 1: having a cast now you can still shower and swear,
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Speaker 1: and like it's not like ride. She can still ride.
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Speaker 1: But we decided she rode yesterday just because she wanted to.
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Speaker 1: And then I said, like, let's give Evan just two
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Speaker 1: weeks off and just enjoy the holidays and just let
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Speaker 1: him be a horse for two weeks, turn him out,
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Speaker 1: let him the best lie, and then we'll come back
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Speaker 1: after we get back from Orange County. That actually happened
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Speaker 1: to one of my kids too, And riding a scooter
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Speaker 1: wasn't back then they didn't have the electric ones and
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Speaker 1: they were just coming out with it but fell land
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Speaker 1: and wrong broke. But then you feel like such an
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Speaker 1: asshole that like I didn't immediately think she should go
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Speaker 1: to the hospital, but she wasn't you think had a
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Speaker 1: center had a crack on the top of his foot
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Speaker 1: for a week before we took him to the hospital.
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Speaker 1: So don't feel bad because you just don't know, Like,
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Speaker 1: especially at the kids, it doesn't cry, so for me personally,
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Speaker 1: I was probably ten on the way to the desert
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Speaker 1: to go dirt bike riding with my parents, and I
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Speaker 1: told my mom halfway there, Mom, I feel like my
7:40
Speaker 1: finger is hurting. And I showed her not if you
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Speaker 1: can see this finger, but it's like that, it's totally deformed.
7:47
Speaker 1: Oh you have one too, Yeah. So she looks at
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Speaker 1: and she's like, holy shit. I go yeah, I was
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Speaker 1: playing like dodgeball or something and it jammed. It was
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Speaker 1: a spiral break all the way down to my wrist.
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Speaker 1: So I mean, I wasn't rum. Have you finished Christmas shopping? Um?
8:03
Speaker 1: My Christmas shopping is complete. It was really complete back
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Speaker 1: in November. Right, it's been complete, and I've hit it
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Speaker 1: in the guest room. But like, I'm sure are they wrapped? Yes?
8:15
Speaker 1: And I'm sure we've already gone in and figured out
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Speaker 1: what is who because I do it by certain wrapping papers.
8:21
Speaker 1: So anything from us is under the tree. Anything that's
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Speaker 1: wrong Santa isn't is it? Do you wrap Santa's presents
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Speaker 1: or yes? But each child gets different wrapping per Santa.
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Speaker 1: But all your kids believe. Oh I don't think slate,
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Speaker 1: does I know Bella doesn't obviously she's you know, yeah,
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Speaker 1: do you know what she do? You know what my
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Speaker 1: ex used to do every Christmas Eve. It was such
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Speaker 1: a good dad, mom, And I give him props for this.
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Speaker 1: He would smoke the house up with this like a fogger,
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Speaker 1: put red and green lights flashing in front of the
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Speaker 1: Christmas tree. I would wake the kids up. He'd be
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Speaker 1: in a full blown sand outfit with bells and everything.
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Speaker 1: And I waked kids up like at one o'clock in
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Speaker 1: the morning. They peek over the stair railing and he'd
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Speaker 1: be like he'd wave to them and then take off
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Speaker 1: that I mean that was that was Um, well, did
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Speaker 1: I tell you that my Christmas wish is coming true? What? Um?
9:23
Speaker 1: Edwin has let us know that the entire family is
9:26
Speaker 1: going to the Rams game on Christmas Day? Oh? Really?
9:30
Speaker 1: Is that really your Christmas wish? Are you being snatastic?
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Speaker 1: Couldn't be less of a Christmas wish? But I said,
9:37
Speaker 1: I would rather poke my eyeballs out. Yeah, So I
9:39
Speaker 1: was like, first thought was Dove, like, what, okay, already
9:44
Speaker 1: at his house we stay up till midnight on Christmas
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Speaker 1: Eve to open the gifts like it's all part of
9:49
Speaker 1: his family's thing. Then we're gonna come back we have
9:53
Speaker 1: Christmas morning. And then he's like, so teddy, um, the
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Speaker 1: good news is I didn't invite anybody else to the game.
10:00
Speaker 1: I'm like, what game? And he's like, to, uh, the
10:05
Speaker 1: Rams game. It's a it's going to be a family affair.
10:07
Speaker 1: I'm like, my family like family, and do you have
10:11
Speaker 1: a family. I don't know about your other family, hopefully
10:14
Speaker 1: not the ones um that you're looking at right now.
10:16
Speaker 1: And you can see Slate space and like pure panic
10:19
Speaker 1: and she's and he's like, both, you know, Slate, we
10:22
Speaker 1: don't get Bella for Christmas this year. We get her
10:24
Speaker 1: for New Year, so we don't have Bella on Christmas Day.
10:26
Speaker 1: Lucky Bella. Um. But he's like, so, Dove, you cruise Slate,
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Speaker 1: And then Cruise and Slate can both bring a friend.
10:37
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want you to meet you to try
10:39
Speaker 1: to think about how easy it's going to be to
10:42
Speaker 1: find friends to come with them on Christmas Day? Yeah,
10:45
Speaker 1: that would be tough. And also and then I go
10:48
Speaker 1: and how you think Dove's going to be at a
10:49
Speaker 1: football game all day long with no nap? And he goes, well,
10:54
Speaker 1: maybe you could try to find a sitterer for her. Oh,
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Speaker 1: bring her to my house. I'm actually gonna have eva
11:00
Speaker 1: Christmas Day. She can't come over Christmas Eve because she's
11:02
Speaker 1: with her mother, so I have I'm doing a Christmas Eve.
11:05
Speaker 1: So to Christmas is I think I'm not doing the
11:07
Speaker 1: traditional Christmas. I think I'm gonna have an Italian Christmas,
11:10
Speaker 1: what like pasta making and maybe chicken poccata or how
11:15
Speaker 1: do you say it? And then you know what my
11:17
Speaker 1: big president present is for Christmas this year? Right? What?
11:20
Speaker 1: I'm getting a belly button? Oh, yeah, you are getting
11:24
Speaker 1: I'm getting a belly button. Well it's going to be
11:27
Speaker 1: belly piercing. No, I'm not. So you know those you
11:32
Speaker 1: don't know. I had emergency surgery in the middle of
11:35
Speaker 1: the night for my abdomen because I had a hernia
11:38
Speaker 1: that first open burst my stomach wall. They had to
11:41
Speaker 1: open me up completely. Well, now ten years later, I'm
11:43
Speaker 1: having some issues and so I was talking to doctor
11:46
Speaker 1: I can never say his last name, Moats. I think
11:48
Speaker 1: Donald Um, he's associated with dr Ambay out of his
11:51
Speaker 1: office and ombas like, I ain't touching you. That stomach
11:54
Speaker 1: is messed up, so um. Essentially, I'm getting a tummy tuck,
11:59
Speaker 1: is what I'm getting. I said, well, I was gonna say,
12:01
Speaker 1: can you quit beating around the bush because we mentioned
12:04
Speaker 1: this last week, so let's just give all that basically
12:06
Speaker 1: what it is. But he said, I said, well, since
12:08
Speaker 1: you're opening me up and you're taking out scar tissue,
12:11
Speaker 1: you're gonna rebuild the butt, belly button. Can you suck
12:14
Speaker 1: out fat? He goes, you don't have any fat in
12:16
Speaker 1: your stomach and I said, I'm sure you can find some.
12:18
Speaker 1: And he says, but you do have some extra skin,
12:20
Speaker 1: so I will take that off. And I said, okay, okay,
12:23
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna go in and but I'm really nervous
12:26
Speaker 1: about it because when I had my abdominal surgery that
12:29
Speaker 1: you know, the middle of the night. Um, it was
12:31
Speaker 1: the worst pain I've ever been in. But then it
12:34
Speaker 1: was a lot of work. But he told me this
12:35
Speaker 1: is gonna be a lot of He goes, I'm giving
12:37
Speaker 1: myself five hours. I have to dissect through all that
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Speaker 1: scar tissue. You have mentioned your stomach, you have all
12:43
Speaker 1: this stuff. So now I'm scared. I ordered a recliner
12:47
Speaker 1: to sleep. Please stop, oh oh wait, and so listen.
12:51
Speaker 1: So I went to wayfair, and it's one of those
12:56
Speaker 1: are you going to yes, I'm gonna give it. I'm
12:58
Speaker 1: giving it to you, and then um, it's one of
13:00
Speaker 1: those note that literally tilts up to the standing position
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Speaker 1: and then electrically goes back to recline and it's got
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Speaker 1: heat and massage. So my bedroom is not that big.
13:13
Speaker 1: I do have like little sitting area in there. So
13:14
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that furniture out, put it in there,
13:17
Speaker 1: and I'm going to sleep there for for two weeks
13:20
Speaker 1: and that reclaim or however long it takes. I don't know.
13:22
Speaker 1: I didn't sign on to do a podcast with somebody
13:25
Speaker 1: who is ninety four years old. I know. I just
13:28
Speaker 1: told my mom, and my mom goes, those are for
13:31
Speaker 1: old people. I go, I'm anticipating major pain. I'm gonna
13:35
Speaker 1: have a pain pump in me. Well, I'll be an
13:39
Speaker 1: oc for a couple of days. I will will come
13:41
Speaker 1: to help you. I'm gonna ask him if he can
13:43
Speaker 1: chisel my abs, because with this mesh and everything else,
13:46
Speaker 1: sometimes when people get those chiseled abs, it looks fake. Okay,
13:54
Speaker 1: so we have to get through host chat questions because
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you guys gave me a little bit of
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Speaker 1: a tongue, Lie sushing. We didn't full do long enough
14:02
Speaker 1: recaps last time because we did eight hundred forty two
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Speaker 1: other topics. Okay, it's because you're mad and you slammed
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Speaker 1: down your computer screen. You know what's like. You've never
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Speaker 1: been mad before, and I can't wait to recap you
14:13
Speaker 1: being mad this year on The Real Housewives Orange County
14:17
Speaker 1: was so sorry we're not drinking today, but I felt like,
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Speaker 1: after you know, earlier in the week's behavior, maybe I
14:22
Speaker 1: can't fail it and a coffee. Um, okay, So these
14:27
Speaker 1: are the host chat questions, but these are ones that fans. Yeah,
14:33
Speaker 1: does Bravo purchase the reunion looks for you guys? Now
14:38
Speaker 1: you send options, which I always would send options in
14:41
Speaker 1: any options that I loved, was never the one that
14:44
Speaker 1: I picked, I mean never the one they picked right,
14:47
Speaker 1: So I I would do how we do it. We'll
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Speaker 1: send three options, but a lot of times if it's
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Speaker 1: a specific color, like not for the reunion but for anything,
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Speaker 1: gallery shots or whatever they want three Sometimes some of
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Speaker 1: the colors are either not in season or they're hard
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Speaker 1: to find, so together yes, so sometimes I can just
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Speaker 1: maybe comfort too, and then they have the final decision
15:11
Speaker 1: because it's how it looks on camera. Um. Okay. The
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Speaker 1: next one is which housewife plays the game the best?
15:19
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know the answer to this question.
15:21
Speaker 1: I think it depends the game the best? Um, I
15:25
Speaker 1: guess from every who do you think the highest paid housewife?
15:29
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I have I don't either idea.
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Speaker 1: But plays the game the best? But I think Kyle
15:36
Speaker 1: plays the game. She she knows how to work it.
15:38
Speaker 1: And when we say play the game, it's to get
15:41
Speaker 1: storyline moving to when you know, a lot of times
15:44
Speaker 1: we'll sit at a table and girls will talk about
15:47
Speaker 1: stuff that no one gives a shit about that's never
15:49
Speaker 1: gonna air, and it's like, keep it moving. Nobody cares.
15:51
Speaker 1: We don't want to hear about the last movie you watch,
15:54
Speaker 1: or we don't want to hear what your neighbor said
15:55
Speaker 1: down the street. Like, so, I'm really good at getting
15:58
Speaker 1: storyline to move. You always have one stated person in
16:01
Speaker 1: the in the franchise that does that. Um. The next
16:05
Speaker 1: question is did did Kyle go to Kathy's holiday party? Um? Not,
16:12
Speaker 1: to my knowledge, did you? No? I haven't been invited
16:18
Speaker 1: since I was pregnant. My final year. Brandy asked me
16:21
Speaker 1: this yesterday, but were you on her podcast? Said yes,
16:26
Speaker 1: of course, and she like asked me a couple of
16:28
Speaker 1: things where I was like, like, not things I would
16:30
Speaker 1: have never even thought she was going to ask. She asked,
16:32
Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, do you answer honestly? Yeah?
16:36
Speaker 1: I did. I answered, is it out today? I don't
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Speaker 1: know if it's out today? But like one thing that
16:41
Speaker 1: I felt a little awkward about answering was she asked
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Speaker 1: me who I think should be back, and of course
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Speaker 1: I said her, But then she's like, what about you?
16:49
Speaker 1: And then I was you feel like such a douche lord,
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Speaker 1: Like I'm like, well, it's not that I'm like dying
16:55
Speaker 1: to go back, but I also think I did. I
16:57
Speaker 1: there were parts that I did well. I mean, I'm
17:00
Speaker 1: in a different place. But you also don't want to
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Speaker 1: be like no and pretend that you're Bethany and you
17:05
Speaker 1: would never go back, right. But it's also it's also
17:08
Speaker 1: different if you went and said, yes, they need me
17:10
Speaker 1: back desperately, like you would never say that. I mean, yeah,
17:14
Speaker 1: like the same answered give you would you want to
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Speaker 1: go back? Yeah? For sure? Yeah, It's like and it's
17:18
Speaker 1: what it is the next question, why is our group
17:22
Speaker 1: text blowing up right now? Is here some breaking? Did
17:25
Speaker 1: some should happen? Oh my god, it is. We're getting
17:27
Speaker 1: lots of texts. Oh this it looks Oh my gosh,
17:31
Speaker 1: the look's like city looks came out all right. So
17:43
Speaker 1: our first one for the um Salt Lake reunion look
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Speaker 1: which I'm surprised she's there, is Angie h. She is
17:51
Speaker 1: wearing um an autumn type dress. Would you say? It's
17:55
Speaker 1: kind of like a gold champagne color and it has
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Speaker 1: an evil eye on the hip. Did you see that? No?
18:02
Speaker 1: I think you're looking at the wrong Angie Blonde. Angie,
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Speaker 1: I'm looking No, I'm looking at Angie kay no blonde.
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Speaker 1: For peter sake. I don't care about her. Well, I
18:12
Speaker 1: she is the first one that came up. Okay. Then
18:15
Speaker 1: we've got Whitney, who is in the floor lenk coral dress.
18:20
Speaker 1: Her hair is longer um and it's all it's just
18:23
Speaker 1: slicked back behind her ears. She kind of reminds me
18:25
Speaker 1: of Nicole in this picture and Nicole from Miami. The
18:28
Speaker 1: only thing I don't love about this dress is the length, Like,
18:31
Speaker 1: why does it have a train? Is it supposed to
18:33
Speaker 1: have a train or do we just not get it
18:35
Speaker 1: hemmed in time? I think to have a train. I
18:37
Speaker 1: like it. I think it's pretty. I think it's and
18:39
Speaker 1: you also, you've got to think about it as a
18:40
Speaker 1: sit down dress. It's flowy, but it's tight in the
18:43
Speaker 1: right spots. Um, Angie Kay looks a little bit frightened
18:46
Speaker 1: in this photo. She's got Um, she's wearing the gold.
18:51
Speaker 1: There's a boddice to it. Goddess. Remember the dress that
18:57
Speaker 1: who wore from Atlanta that had the oddest that was
19:00
Speaker 1: showing through who is the new Housewife? And I wasn't
19:03
Speaker 1: in a coal No Atlanta new Housewife in Atlanta. So
19:08
Speaker 1: so it's gold. It's got like a Corsett c through crossette. Um,
19:12
Speaker 1: it's pretty. She's got a evil eye sash or like
19:17
Speaker 1: I saw, Oh Sonia. It kind of like Sonia's dressed,
19:21
Speaker 1: but it's gold. But I saw somebody wearing the evil
19:24
Speaker 1: eye outfit yesterday when I was walking through Beverly Hills,
19:28
Speaker 1: and all I did was think about you, Tam No
19:30
Speaker 1: you did not. Somebody else has that outfit? Yes, the
19:32
Speaker 1: blue one, Yes, I saw the whole thing. It's like
19:35
Speaker 1: a Disney character. Okay, Danna is in I don't know
19:40
Speaker 1: what what is this color considered more of an orange
19:43
Speaker 1: e than a coral. It's in a burnt orange, a
19:46
Speaker 1: burnt orange, and it has a cape. I actually think
19:50
Speaker 1: she looks like a superhero in this, like there's something
19:53
Speaker 1: they're strong, something very strong about it. It's a cheffon
19:57
Speaker 1: cape with a satin or silk dress. And then she's
20:00
Speaker 1: got some kind of hair piece going. Her hair is
20:03
Speaker 1: not gray in this, so I love her gray hair
20:06
Speaker 1: and her confessionals. But in gray hair, oh yeah, and
20:09
Speaker 1: her confessional she has gray hair, like it's all gray
20:12
Speaker 1: through here, so she's darkened it up for this. Um,
20:17
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, Meredith. All right, this dress I love,
20:21
Speaker 1: but the amount of face app on this photo is
20:25
Speaker 1: too much. It's too much, Like we can't like. Her
20:28
Speaker 1: body looks amazing. The dress is stunning. It's a gold
20:32
Speaker 1: um velvety type dress. Everything's stunning. But the face app
20:37
Speaker 1: amount is too much in my opinion. Can I tell
20:40
Speaker 1: you a real quick funny story about face app Eddie
20:43
Speaker 1: recently saw a housewife and in person and said, oh
20:47
Speaker 1: my god, she looks so different. I go, that's because
20:51
Speaker 1: her he goes, she looks so different than Instagram. I
20:53
Speaker 1: got this because all her pictures her face up. Oh. No,
20:56
Speaker 1: one of our favorites is not one of my favorite.
21:00
Speaker 1: Reading in looks Marley sa Barlow the shoes with this
21:04
Speaker 1: length dress is a no for me. Okay, So she
21:08
Speaker 1: that length dress unless you're like, unless you're like six
21:14
Speaker 1: ft tall. Okay, So her hair and face looks beautiful.
21:17
Speaker 1: The top of the dress is nice, it's cream, but
21:20
Speaker 1: it comes down to mid calf calf shin. It's like
21:24
Speaker 1: mid shin. It's not long and it's not short. And
21:27
Speaker 1: then she's got on a ankle strap shoe, which I
21:31
Speaker 1: really disliked that combination. Um, but still love her. Oh
21:37
Speaker 1: for Peter's sake. Now we're on the heather, which find
21:43
Speaker 1: the dress is pretty, but the shoes the Christmas present shoes. Um,
21:49
Speaker 1: I have those shoes in pink? Did you wear it
21:52
Speaker 1: with the floor length? Burnt orange has sitting right there?
21:55
Speaker 1: I might need you to show me what you're gonna
21:57
Speaker 1: wear them with before you go with your heart Davidson sweatshirt.
22:03
Speaker 1: You're gonna die? Yep? Those are them? Are those the
22:07
Speaker 1: accusera or how you say it? Or these are Amazon? Oh?
22:11
Speaker 1: Those are Amazon? Amazon I got the Amazon. Yeah, and
22:16
Speaker 1: I've never worn them. Okay, you probably never should. After
22:19
Speaker 1: saying this, I thought they were pretty aware of Pink Blazer.
22:22
Speaker 1: Then I didn't realize they were knockoffs of an actual shoe,
22:24
Speaker 1: and I said, no, I'm not doing that. Um, well,
22:28
Speaker 1: I think that. I mean, I think they all look great.
22:31
Speaker 1: Um what I do realize that that the two Angie's
22:35
Speaker 1: are there, because what I've just realized, as dude scrolling
22:38
Speaker 1: through all the photos is Jin is definitely not there.
22:42
Speaker 1: But anyways, we're moving on now to the New Jersey trailer.
22:47
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I I sent that trailer to our
22:52
Speaker 1: showrunner and I'm like, this is how a trailer should
22:55
Speaker 1: be done, and and I mean I'm music, Okay, well,
23:01
Speaker 1: burst off. Things are getting harry. There's a lot of
23:04
Speaker 1: there's a lot of every moment of every pen going
23:08
Speaker 1: into Teresa's hair. I also need to know, does this
23:12
Speaker 1: mean that Teresa is not getting a wedding spin off?
23:16
Speaker 1: That was a lot to be shown of a wedding.
23:19
Speaker 1: I thought that she was getting like a one episode
23:23
Speaker 1: thing about her wedding. They showed a lot in the trailer.
23:27
Speaker 1: If that's the case. Um, also put me in a
23:32
Speaker 1: tank and call me Frank. I mean I would fight
23:35
Speaker 1: for Dolores. I would fight for Dolores. If you're Frank, Yeah, yeah,
23:42
Speaker 1: I actually did you see the clipp where he says,
23:45
Speaker 1: I'm going to cry. I just love Frank so much.
23:47
Speaker 1: She's just such a sweet, nice guy, like Dolores. What's
23:51
Speaker 1: going on? He means, He's made a million mistakes. It's
23:56
Speaker 1: time for Dolores to move on. She likes the new guy.
23:58
Speaker 1: But we still of us. We want to fight for
24:00
Speaker 1: Frank um. But I also have another question for you.
24:03
Speaker 1: Am I the only one over forty that has absolutely
24:07
Speaker 1: no interest in being a bridesmaid in anybody's wedding? Oh?
24:10
Speaker 1: I'm like all this fighting over, Like, don't you know
24:14
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say, everybody the trouble, don't ask me
24:16
Speaker 1: to be in your wedding? Right? Okay, Well I'm not
24:19
Speaker 1: going to have another wedding, so you're clear there. How
24:23
Speaker 1: do you feel about this new Danielle? Oh? I've talked
24:27
Speaker 1: to a little bit on Instagram. She actually had damned
24:31
Speaker 1: me a few years back about just commenting on something
24:33
Speaker 1: that I posted, But because I didn't follow her at
24:35
Speaker 1: the time, I didn't see it, so I started following her.
24:38
Speaker 1: I like her a lot. She's feisty, she's funny, she's pretty,
24:42
Speaker 1: she's giving roots hoops and eyebrows. Ten out of ten um.
24:47
Speaker 1: We barely see Jackie in this. We barely see Melissa
24:51
Speaker 1: in this. I mean we see a montage of Teresa's wedding.
24:55
Speaker 1: Flashbacks to Teresa and Melissa arguing, Dolores saying, people think
25:00
Speaker 1: Frank's the man of my life. He's not. Margaret and
25:02
Speaker 1: Jennifer and Melissa are yelling. Bill and Jennifer are so wasted.
25:07
Speaker 1: Oh then they say something they're on a downward sprial
25:10
Speaker 1: with her marriage. And then I started thinking about Bravo
25:13
Speaker 1: con didn't we we saw Bill at the beginning, but
25:17
Speaker 1: did we see him at the end. I don't remember
25:20
Speaker 1: seeing him at all. I remember seeing her and talking
25:23
Speaker 1: to her. Somebody said that she had dissed me on
25:25
Speaker 1: a panel What Not to Do on TV, and she said,
25:28
Speaker 1: do a do a m about tub scene. Well that's
25:34
Speaker 1: not a huge diss now, it was actually I pulled
25:37
Speaker 1: a teddy. I went up and asked her. She's like, no,
25:39
Speaker 1: I love you. I go okay, good. I thought you
25:40
Speaker 1: were to see me because you know how one person
25:41
Speaker 1: does another person next thing, you know, they hate you
25:44
Speaker 1: and all the stuff. And then we meet Rachel. She's
25:48
Speaker 1: the glamorous Tim Burton character. I didn't fully I'm gonna
25:53
Speaker 1: have to see more of her. Um. And then what
25:57
Speaker 1: about the biggest part, which is when Jennifer says she
25:59
Speaker 1: heard room learned that she saw Melissa in the backseat
26:02
Speaker 1: making out with another guy. I hope it's not true.
26:07
Speaker 1: I just spent time with Melissa and Joe and I
26:10
Speaker 1: even said, Eddie, go, look, he's by her side the
26:13
Speaker 1: entire time, like, I'm up, are they making out? No,
26:16
Speaker 1: they weren't making out, but they were. Yeah, he was okay. Um.
26:21
Speaker 1: Then the trailer ends, by the way, you'd be happy
26:23
Speaker 1: to know twice this week you did twice. Yes, good job,
26:29
Speaker 1: I know, good job. I think I think Eddie might
26:32
Speaker 1: have heard the podcast. He's like, you need to be
26:36
Speaker 1: more loving, to be more affectionate to me, And I said,
26:39
Speaker 1: first of all, I will admit I am not the
26:41
Speaker 1: most affectionate person my entire family. Like like when we
26:45
Speaker 1: leave a room, we do like the once it called
26:47
Speaker 1: like the Irish goodbye or whatever, we just like yeah
26:51
Speaker 1: to being that it's the only Um, Thursday, that's pretty good.
26:55
Speaker 1: You still got one more in you. I always we
26:57
Speaker 1: always get a Sunday. And yeah, that's what I'm saying. Um.
27:00
Speaker 1: Then the trailer ends with Teresa saying she always wanted
27:02
Speaker 1: to keep me and my brother apart, and she got
27:05
Speaker 1: her wish. It's a good trailer. Good as trailer. The
27:10
Speaker 1: gowns the gallery shot is beautiful with the light and
27:14
Speaker 1: the blues and the purples, and it's just really pretty.
27:17
Speaker 1: What are they sitting on? Those are tour cases? Like
27:23
Speaker 1: when you go on tour, you have like that's camera equipment. Yeah. Um,
27:29
Speaker 1: but I'm confused why only Teresa gets to have a
27:31
Speaker 1: light blue? Um. But either way, maybe it's just the
27:35
Speaker 1: lighting because there's no more dresses out there in that color. Yeah,
27:40
Speaker 1: even I mean I like it. I think there's only
27:43
Speaker 1: so many dresses on the phone. True. Um, so then
27:49
Speaker 1: you know we have there. There's been some some comments
27:52
Speaker 1: by Danielle stob saying she would now return to the
27:56
Speaker 1: Real Housewife of New Jersey to reveal the truth about
28:00
Speaker 1: Teresa and Melissa's feud. In the video, Danielle says, considering
28:04
Speaker 1: the current situation with the sister in laws, and I
28:06
Speaker 1: don't want to say too much. I would definitely come
28:09
Speaker 1: back and collect my paycheck to clear up the situation,
28:12
Speaker 1: because I'm the only one with the truth being as
28:15
Speaker 1: the other one with the truth isn't speaking her truth,
28:18
Speaker 1: neither is her husband. I'm happy to clear it up.
28:21
Speaker 1: I don't care, go away. I don't. Do you care
28:25
Speaker 1: about her, but I don't. She always has something to say.
28:29
Speaker 1: I do think she always has something to say. But
28:31
Speaker 1: I also think she's good television. And I wouldn't I
28:34
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind having her back. No, I wouldn't. I mean,
28:38
Speaker 1: because it's not like you can say when it comes
28:40
Speaker 1: to Jersey. You can't be like, oh, one person fights
28:42
Speaker 1: harder than the other. They all will rip your eyes out. Okay,
28:46
Speaker 1: you need to say this next next story because I
28:49
Speaker 1: need you to sing it. Okay, hold on, and I
28:53
Speaker 1: can't sing. Lisa Barlow teams up with Wendy's and changes
28:57
Speaker 1: the lyrics from oh Christmas Tree to Oh Wendy's, Oh
29:00
Speaker 1: Wendy's Love. I want you to sing, I know, um,
29:05
Speaker 1: I want to know the secret behind my voice warming
29:07
Speaker 1: up with Wendy's Holiday Peppermint Frosty. It is literally insane
29:11
Speaker 1: so good. You guys go out and get one. And
29:14
Speaker 1: then here's the song, Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Wendy's, Oh
29:21
Speaker 1: Wendy's I Love your Christmas treats? Oh my god? Why
29:25
Speaker 1: did they have you know, Wendy's Next Time? I mean
29:30
Speaker 1: I didn't even practice that. I didn't even know it
29:32
Speaker 1: was on the real sponsored post or slow this year?
29:35
Speaker 1: Can you pick me next time? Oh Wendy's. We I
29:40
Speaker 1: do want to do? We don't have enough Christmas album
29:44
Speaker 1: I know for us on the twelve Days of Christmas
29:49
Speaker 1: for Housewives. On the first day of Christmas, my housewife
29:53
Speaker 1: gave to me one awkward bath scene to you know
29:58
Speaker 1: whatever hell it's gonna be. This is just the arting point. Okay,
30:00
Speaker 1: well you have to do it now seeing the whole
30:02
Speaker 1: song now because Christmas is on Sunday. Anyway, I was
30:07
Speaker 1: trying to do a good impression of Lisa singing. I
30:09
Speaker 1: did the best. It was great. But Lisa Barlow was
30:13
Speaker 1: very activated on Twitter last night against Gen Shaw. Oh good,
30:20
Speaker 1: gen Shaw, you need to disable your Twitter. You need
30:24
Speaker 1: to so she's hey, Whitney Rose, why are you blaming
30:28
Speaker 1: me for Heather's black eye? Tonight? It was so very
30:31
Speaker 1: one six, one of you. I guess you can't hide
30:34
Speaker 1: the insurrection spirit for long. And then it's somebody kissing.
30:38
Speaker 1: Then it's Lisa Barlow, Oh, are you talking about your bestie?
30:43
Speaker 1: Look at you trying to incite hate for Whitney wild Rose.
30:47
Speaker 1: Then it's I can keep them coming, and it's more
30:49
Speaker 1: pictures of gin Shaw. I mean, there's just too much.
30:53
Speaker 1: Lisa Barlow blocked you. I don't I can't even go
30:58
Speaker 1: into the amount. But we have one more um moment
31:04
Speaker 1: in regards to Lenny from Miami before we get into
31:07
Speaker 1: the actual breakdowns, because we're already at I don't know
31:11
Speaker 1: how time has gone by so bad, but we have
31:14
Speaker 1: so much fun together. I know so much. But Lenny
31:17
Speaker 1: claims hot mic moment was edited to make Lisa look innocent.
31:22
Speaker 1: Lenny Hagstein claims his shocking hot mic moment was edited
31:26
Speaker 1: and his estranged wife, Lisa Hakstein's favorite the Plastic Surgeon,
31:30
Speaker 1: tells page six exclusively that he thinks the Real High
31:33
Speaker 1: Swebs of Miami producers intentionally left out some of the
31:37
Speaker 1: commentary and further alleged that he repeatedly told Lisa he
31:40
Speaker 1: wanted to divorce. The fact is I told her dozens
31:44
Speaker 1: of time. She just either didn't care or didn't take
31:47
Speaker 1: me seriously. Lenny tells us the Hot Mike was edited
31:51
Speaker 1: and they didn't air the part of me complaining about
31:53
Speaker 1: her constant party. They just put in a small part
31:56
Speaker 1: about me saying how I just go to work and
31:58
Speaker 1: home and she does whatever she wants, which makes me, well,
32:04
Speaker 1: not on you know what, this makes me want to
32:06
Speaker 1: start with Miami, even though we're supposed to start. I
32:11
Speaker 1: want to start with Miami. So can we go down? Because, um,
32:16
Speaker 1: there were some things. I have the notes for Miami
32:19
Speaker 1: this time three pages. Um, I think you can see
32:25
Speaker 1: that how talksic that relationship has been for such a
32:28
Speaker 1: long time, and the fact that the mother in law's involved,
32:32
Speaker 1: and well just the fact that the mother in law
32:34
Speaker 1: called her when they haven't had a great relationship. I
32:37
Speaker 1: think it shows I mean to me, what it showed
32:40
Speaker 1: was these two I have been in a very bad
32:43
Speaker 1: place for very long. But what a piece of ship
32:46
Speaker 1: to bring the woman to the house and Lisa's gone
32:49
Speaker 1: with his kids there. If that's what happened, that's what
32:53
Speaker 1: Lisa was, That's what they were saying on Apparently, once
32:56
Speaker 1: they were asleep or what. There's no there's no right
32:59
Speaker 1: or wrong answering. But as it was, we also don't
33:02
Speaker 1: know if they've been bro how long they've been broken up,
33:06
Speaker 1: how long this has really been going on, because think
33:09
Speaker 1: about it, when you decide to share that your marriage
33:11
Speaker 1: is over, I don't think you share it the day
33:13
Speaker 1: after when you're on. I think they're knew. I mean, look,
33:18
Speaker 1: just doing the flashbacks, they weren't just from this year.
33:20
Speaker 1: I think there was some from prior years. You could
33:22
Speaker 1: see he's just you know, he's not into it. They
33:27
Speaker 1: showed last year, the year before. But I mean, there
33:29
Speaker 1: was a moment when Kiki's talking about how you can
33:32
Speaker 1: tell by Lenny's head shape what kind of person, Oh
33:36
Speaker 1: my god, that not me, like holding up a picture
33:39
Speaker 1: of Edwin's face and like trying to analyze, and then
33:44
Speaker 1: she said bald guy's cheat. And then that she was
33:47
Speaker 1: doing her confessional and she looked at one of the
33:49
Speaker 1: crew She's like, you're bald, you cheat. He's like, yeah,
33:51
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, and then I think that the
33:53
Speaker 1: other part that drove me a little bit. I just
33:57
Speaker 1: annoyed me. It's like you could regardless of what you
34:00
Speaker 1: think your thoughts are about Lisa Is. She is having
34:04
Speaker 1: a full on breakdown, and Adriana and Julia can't even
34:10
Speaker 1: be bothered to get up from their leftover spicy tuna
34:13
Speaker 1: rules to go listen in real time. Well, you know
34:17
Speaker 1: how I feel about both of them. But I honestly
34:20
Speaker 1: think here's the problem. Even when we get to where
34:23
Speaker 1: Alexia and Julia have the conversation about um prostitution, Alexei
34:30
Speaker 1: is in the wrong here, one million percent in the
34:33
Speaker 1: wrong punches, But Julia bugs me so much. I forget
34:38
Speaker 1: that Alexei isn't the wrong, but she would not let
34:40
Speaker 1: it go. She would not let it go. She kept
34:43
Speaker 1: going and going and going and going. It's like, just
34:46
Speaker 1: stop it. And it just leads me believe that Julia
34:50
Speaker 1: Is is doing the things she's doing on the show
34:52
Speaker 1: this year to make herself more relevant, and it's coming
34:56
Speaker 1: off as fake and phony and it just doesn't do well.
34:59
Speaker 1: I think she's just I don't know. I don't think
35:03
Speaker 1: Julia is involved in really any part of the conversation
35:06
Speaker 1: unless it has something to do with her. And so
35:10
Speaker 1: then whenever it does come to her, she's so excited
35:13
Speaker 1: about the fact of being able to fight about something.
35:16
Speaker 1: Even when somebody says they made a mistake, they shouldn't
35:18
Speaker 1: have said it. Because then Julia tells Alexia that she
35:22
Speaker 1: mocked Russian women and tells Alexia that she lives off
35:25
Speaker 1: drug money. Alexeia says she lost her ex and with
35:29
Speaker 1: victim to being married to a man who was a
35:31
Speaker 1: drug dealer. And then Adriana gets involved and says, you
35:35
Speaker 1: claim that you you know, you don't have money from
35:38
Speaker 1: a man, but you're wearing a watch. Adriana is so
35:42
Speaker 1: jealous of everybody, it's disgusting. Like she got it was
35:46
Speaker 1: her birthday. Her best friend showed up with a video
35:49
Speaker 1: from her husband. He gave her this watch. By the way,
35:51
Speaker 1: I've never seen that watch before my life, have you
35:53
Speaker 1: I have? I've never seen a couple of girls on
35:56
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills have that one? They do? So what is it?
35:58
Speaker 1: It's a watch that wraps around your Yeah, it wraps.
36:01
Speaker 1: There's like three raps with the one that Adriana had
36:05
Speaker 1: on I believe is platinum, and the one that or
36:09
Speaker 1: white gold, I don't know. And the one that Alexeia
36:12
Speaker 1: got was gold or rose gold. So that's why there
36:15
Speaker 1: was the discrepancy and price because I looked it up.
36:18
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just I have the big old Rolex.
36:23
Speaker 1: I never I wear it once in a great well
36:24
Speaker 1: and it never has the right time on it because
36:25
Speaker 1: I never said it because I used my thought. I
36:27
Speaker 1: want to see what time it is. But have you
36:28
Speaker 1: seen the Cocaine Cowboy documentary? Of course I have. Okay,
36:32
Speaker 1: So this is about her ex husband and it's a
36:37
Speaker 1: really good documentary. You learn a lot. You learned about
36:39
Speaker 1: them mad at a young age, and you know, you
36:43
Speaker 1: see the relationship between the children, and you know how
36:46
Speaker 1: they didn't have their father because of jail and all
36:48
Speaker 1: and all of it. It's okay, I'm gonna have to
36:50
Speaker 1: watch it, and it's really good. And sitting and sitting
36:52
Speaker 1: in my recliner with my it's a very non housewife.
36:56
Speaker 1: There's two by the way, though, there's two Cocaine Cowboys documentary.
36:59
Speaker 1: Make sure you watch a correct one that about Alex
37:02
Speaker 1: SU's husband. Do how much do we know about Lisa?
37:06
Speaker 1: Because I just found out tonight that Lisa was actually
37:09
Speaker 1: today she was a cocktail waitress in Las Vegas. Did
37:12
Speaker 1: you know that I didn't hear the Vegas part. I
37:14
Speaker 1: just heard cocktail waitress, and she married and her twenties,
37:18
Speaker 1: in her twenties, and she's always lived and breathed him,
37:22
Speaker 1: And you know, I don't know. I mean I look
37:26
Speaker 1: at old pictures of her and I'm like, she was
37:28
Speaker 1: so beautiful then and she looked so happy. And now
37:31
Speaker 1: did he create this new version of her? Or did
37:34
Speaker 1: she do this because she wanted to try to keep him.
37:37
Speaker 1: How do you think, um Gertie's husband feels about her
37:41
Speaker 1: saying she hasn't been divorced yet? Oh my god, I was.
37:45
Speaker 1: I have that on my notes when I went, oh, girl,
37:47
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have said that. You should have said that,
37:49
Speaker 1: Like I understand she was just saying I haven't been
37:51
Speaker 1: She should have just said I haven't been divorced. But
37:53
Speaker 1: then she threw in yet and I'm like, yeah, Now
37:58
Speaker 1: now he looked up, looking at his screen. Up He's like,
38:02
Speaker 1: but I think this episode it shows a lot of
38:07
Speaker 1: finally getting to where you know, we've been waiting to
38:11
Speaker 1: get to this whole time. But I thought it was
38:13
Speaker 1: a good episode. I thought it was a heavy episode.
38:16
Speaker 1: It was an at official. Miami's my favorite franchise right now,
38:20
Speaker 1: Miami is And I think you could really see how
38:24
Speaker 1: Larsa is growing on me again, you know how I
38:26
Speaker 1: go and waves of Larsa. But yeah, I think that
38:29
Speaker 1: Larsa was a really good friend to Lisa. I think
38:33
Speaker 1: that she is right. If if you're Gertie or you're
38:36
Speaker 1: Larsa and you're in two completely different situations in your marriages,
38:40
Speaker 1: it's hard to give the same type of advice unless
38:43
Speaker 1: it is all unless Gertie had said, listen, I've been
38:46
Speaker 1: cheated on as well. We've worked through it, but blah
38:48
Speaker 1: blah blah. But if you have, if you're living in
38:51
Speaker 1: the world's most perfect marriage, I do think it's hard
38:55
Speaker 1: to understand what somebody else is going through. I also
38:59
Speaker 1: think I'm glad that Lisa left and did not stay
39:02
Speaker 1: the entire trip, because well, that's why had that. I
39:06
Speaker 1: was writing that to my notes, like Lisa, you should
39:08
Speaker 1: just leave, you should just leave. And then when she left,
39:10
Speaker 1: then I then I got worried for her going home
39:12
Speaker 1: to that and you know, well she's I mean, you
39:15
Speaker 1: have to remember they're still living in the same house.
39:18
Speaker 1: I know, but did how did you feel like, um,
39:21
Speaker 1: what Skurtie's husbands name. Russell's his name, so he's like
39:24
Speaker 1: she's explaining it to him, and he pulled the Edwin
39:27
Speaker 1: into Eddie. Huh are you talking about? I know? And
39:30
Speaker 1: you can tell she gets she gets fished. It's like
39:33
Speaker 1: and then um, Nicole calls Anthony, and Anthony just I
39:39
Speaker 1: mean he's an attorney. He's like, she needs to get
39:41
Speaker 1: an attorney, Like what what do you call it? Like
39:43
Speaker 1: a dick or a douche bag or I I do asshole?
39:49
Speaker 1: What kind of assholes does that? He can't kick her
39:51
Speaker 1: out and he said, get her a lawyer, A S
39:54
Speaker 1: A P. I love Nicole, I love Nicole, I love
39:58
Speaker 1: both of them. I can't help it. I you and
40:00
Speaker 1: I were going to move into their house because it's
40:02
Speaker 1: so big they'll never know, and we're just going to
40:03
Speaker 1: join the cast's. Let's just zip into town. We now,
40:09
Speaker 1: Nicole and I, actually we're not. We've moved past d
40:12
Speaker 1: m N. I don't mean to brag, but we've moved
40:13
Speaker 1: on to text messaging you and Nicole. Yeah. So I
40:17
Speaker 1: feel like we're out of place now where I can
40:19
Speaker 1: be like you good for You're at a place where
40:21
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, I can move in. Oh my god,
40:24
Speaker 1: let's move on to Salt Lake City. Okay, salt Lake,
40:27
Speaker 1: Let's take a little break, we'll come back and do
40:28
Speaker 1: salt Lake. So we start salt Lake, which I love
40:41
Speaker 1: that I was texting you yesterday. I was still pissed,
40:44
Speaker 1: and not pissed like the way I'm gonna slam my
40:47
Speaker 1: computer screenshot. Pissed, just pissed you in the fact you
40:51
Speaker 1: told me I'm like, how salt Lake City, and you're like,
40:53
Speaker 1: you're gonna be so mad? And yes, yes, honestly, there's
40:58
Speaker 1: nothing that you're okay for. Are the fact that we
41:00
Speaker 1: had to see the wiggling door handle and act as
41:04
Speaker 1: if that wasn't the girls coming over to party with
41:06
Speaker 1: her later and realizing that that's all that that was.
41:10
Speaker 1: But hearing somebody repeatedly say, um, I don't want to
41:15
Speaker 1: get anybody in trouble, so I don't want to say anything.
41:19
Speaker 1: It's such absolute bullshit. Also, why when Jim came to
41:24
Speaker 1: her room, but she was sinuating somebody punched her. She
41:27
Speaker 1: was insinuating it. She was insinuate, but then also not
41:31
Speaker 1: like And also when Jim came to her room, did
41:34
Speaker 1: you notice that she got the one individual You know
41:37
Speaker 1: when you go and get botox and they give you
41:39
Speaker 1: one little like ice cube thing for your face. They
41:42
Speaker 1: had that. It was lip shape. I'm like, how did that?
41:46
Speaker 1: How that's not in every freezer? No, because you know
41:50
Speaker 1: why she had that, Because I know why I'm freaking
41:52
Speaker 1: this right now. Because Heather did something to her eye
41:55
Speaker 1: at home. It was red when she showed up. She
41:58
Speaker 1: was playing makeup to cover up the redness of the bruce.
42:01
Speaker 1: It takes a couple of days for a bruise to
42:03
Speaker 1: get black like that because it's the blood draining down.
42:05
Speaker 1: So she had that little thing on her eye. So
42:08
Speaker 1: this whole thing pisces me off because they drug it
42:11
Speaker 1: out for so long, and I feel like it's just
42:14
Speaker 1: and I happened, not even there. And I also feel
42:16
Speaker 1: like it's going to be dragging production and the girls
42:19
Speaker 1: and everybody into it, because you can at first, I
42:21
Speaker 1: thought she was going to be trying to drag like
42:24
Speaker 1: Whitney or one of the other girls into it that
42:26
Speaker 1: she didn't bring back to her room. But then you
42:28
Speaker 1: can see the shock in Whitney's face and everybody else's face.
42:31
Speaker 1: Nobody knows what the hell is going on. So either
42:33
Speaker 1: this happened before or she was drunk and sloppy and
42:36
Speaker 1: fell down and did something to herself, and those scratches
42:40
Speaker 1: that could also be lipstick marks, that could also not
42:43
Speaker 1: believing the scratches. How about when Jen's like, oh my god,
42:46
Speaker 1: can I touch your eye? Like, why do you want
42:48
Speaker 1: to touch the eye? It's bruise, do you why do
42:51
Speaker 1: you need to touch the eye? That's the last thing
42:53
Speaker 1: I would ask. I think between that and and her
42:56
Speaker 1: purposely closing the eye, her eye was swollen shut, she
43:01
Speaker 1: was purposely closing it. And then and even then once again,
43:06
Speaker 1: the evil eye makes another appearance, not only for the
43:09
Speaker 1: gifts but also for the iPad. Where did that come from?
43:12
Speaker 1: I want to be like, which Pa had to run
43:13
Speaker 1: out and go get that right? Um? And then these
43:18
Speaker 1: women talking about crowdfunding like it's a crime, as if
43:22
Speaker 1: jin Shaw didn't crowd fund the elderly. It's I don't
43:27
Speaker 1: understand crowdfund. She stole crowdfunds actually legal, right, crowdfund but
43:32
Speaker 1: like asking for money for to start a business, right?
43:36
Speaker 1: But what That's what I'm saying, Like, why are they
43:38
Speaker 1: making such a big deal about this, Lisa because they
43:40
Speaker 1: don't understand it. Have of them were calling it the
43:42
Speaker 1: sec the half of them were calling the SEC you know,
43:44
Speaker 1: I'm like, I had to have Eddie explained to me
43:46
Speaker 1: and even explain it to me. I'm like, I don't
43:48
Speaker 1: understand the Security Exchange Commission. I can't wrap my head
43:51
Speaker 1: around that. And not I mean, well pretty much. Danna
43:53
Speaker 1: tells Lisa that Meredith got information about Lisa's business Vita.
43:57
Speaker 1: She said Vito was crowdfunding and sec filing shows she
44:00
Speaker 1: is not making money. Lisa says that sec filing is
44:03
Speaker 1: on a brand they own and not Vita. Lisa thinks
44:06
Speaker 1: Meredith is upset about the hot mic moment and retaliating.
44:10
Speaker 1: She said Meredith is trying to disparage her name and
44:13
Speaker 1: addresses the family all of it. It's between this and
44:16
Speaker 1: the eye mystery of the who done it is so bad.
44:21
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's almost as bad as Meredith read
44:25
Speaker 1: dressed with the fringe on the end on the bottom
44:27
Speaker 1: and the white Oh my god, I mean, it's as
44:29
Speaker 1: bad as the lucy juicy apple juicy story. Like, and
44:35
Speaker 1: that's a bad state of affairs when I can say
44:38
Speaker 1: it's as bad as that, um, but it's truly like
44:42
Speaker 1: Lisa apologize for her hot mic moment. She was piste
44:46
Speaker 1: off she said, like those things weren't true. Whatever, it's
44:49
Speaker 1: just her whatever, they fifty percent of them, I'm sure
44:52
Speaker 1: we're true. And um, Meredith can't let it go. And
44:56
Speaker 1: I thought they were friends for like twenty years prior
44:58
Speaker 1: to that, which is so confusing, Like why do you
45:00
Speaker 1: keep bringing it up? And why if you are going
45:03
Speaker 1: to choose one friend. So, like I sit there and
45:05
Speaker 1: put myself in this situation, like, if I'm with these
45:07
Speaker 1: group of girls and I have my options of who
45:10
Speaker 1: I want to be friends with, I'm gonna have to
45:13
Speaker 1: pick Lisa Barlow over Jen Shaw. Oh no matter if
45:17
Speaker 1: Jen has some really fun moments. Speaking of gen Shaw,
45:20
Speaker 1: did you notice after the eyeball situation came out, she
45:25
Speaker 1: didn't say hardly any two words. She was very quiet.
45:29
Speaker 1: Listen the rest of the episode. Almost did you see
45:32
Speaker 1: also where I think it was Lisa Barlow said, you
45:35
Speaker 1: came into my room naked and put your boobs on me.
45:39
Speaker 1: I didn't see that. Yeah, one of the women, I
45:41
Speaker 1: can't remember which one of the women was. So then
45:44
Speaker 1: it was like, who did that? Heather or Jen? They
45:48
Speaker 1: said Jen did that? I think so something along those lines,
45:53
Speaker 1: which leads me to what you punched in the nipples
45:57
Speaker 1: and you have a little nipple twist her. But that's
46:01
Speaker 1: what And then and then Whenney got all the sudd
46:03
Speaker 1: like no one came in my room, Oh my god,
46:07
Speaker 1: not pretty enough. And then it closes out where Meredith
46:10
Speaker 1: tells Heather Jin and Andree Kay that Lisa sits there,
46:14
Speaker 1: saying she is the richest bitch, but she can't afford
46:17
Speaker 1: a home and her husband can't keep a job. Lisa
46:19
Speaker 1: ends up confronting Meredith about it at dinner, and Heather
46:22
Speaker 1: asked Andree Kay if she came home and downloaded it
46:25
Speaker 1: all to Lisa. Heather says, it is poor taste to
46:28
Speaker 1: host a dinner where you stirred up. Oh shut up,
46:31
Speaker 1: up shotp Heather. Why is she trying to keep Andie quiet?
46:35
Speaker 1: Did she not want her to be relevant on the show?
46:37
Speaker 1: Is that she's worried about that? It must be because
46:40
Speaker 1: at this point, Andree professionals are good to me, because
46:43
Speaker 1: Andrew is going listen if Lisa Barlow is broke, and
46:46
Speaker 1: this is what broke looks like. I don't want to
46:49
Speaker 1: be broke. This is great, and and I just it's
46:52
Speaker 1: so irritating to me. This constant either keep your sunglasses
46:58
Speaker 1: on and keep your eye patch, and don't mention one
47:01
Speaker 1: freaking thing about your eye or tell us it's the
47:05
Speaker 1: it's the Oh my god, look at me. Oh god.
47:08
Speaker 1: I don't want to look at I don't want to
47:09
Speaker 1: talk about I don't want I don't want about it.
47:11
Speaker 1: I don't want to get anybody trouble. The first rule
47:12
Speaker 1: of fight club is don't talk to talk about it.
47:16
Speaker 1: It was annoying, but thought I got some interesting um
47:22
Speaker 1: thoughts from fans um and they said that maybe Mary
47:27
Speaker 1: Mary sent Jesus after h I thought that was funny.
47:32
Speaker 1: I was from Bravo chat room and then um, and
47:36
Speaker 1: then was this Heather Thompson said Jen Shaw, her face
47:40
Speaker 1: had guilt written all over it. Then they all know
47:44
Speaker 1: what happened. I think they're all trying to play it off.
47:47
Speaker 1: Queens of Bravo says that best when they say Heather
47:50
Speaker 1: and Meredith coming for Lisa Barlow for legally cloud funding
47:53
Speaker 1: for and being more than happy to discuss. Yet they
47:57
Speaker 1: say supporting a woman about who was convicted of stealing
48:00
Speaker 1: funds from the elderly and lie to them about pleading guilty,
48:04
Speaker 1: like none of this all makes sense. And then the
48:09
Speaker 1: next one that really made sense to me and the
48:10
Speaker 1: fan thoughts. Heather is quickly going from fan favorite to
48:13
Speaker 1: the villain. And often this happened because you start thinking,
48:19
Speaker 1: I know better than what production may be seeing or doing,
48:22
Speaker 1: and I'm going to try to create my own version
48:25
Speaker 1: of reality, which is not true. A lot of people
48:27
Speaker 1: said that, um, it looked fake. One person said, I'm
48:31
Speaker 1: not a conspiracy theorist, but jen Shaw is way too quiet,
48:34
Speaker 1: That's what I said. I think it was an accident,
48:37
Speaker 1: but she's covering up for her. Nine Daves says, this
48:41
Speaker 1: all seems fake to me. Hold on, so you think
48:44
Speaker 1: that jen Shaw actually did it? I think something happened
48:50
Speaker 1: because suddenly she was like and then jen Shaw is
48:54
Speaker 1: not quiet. She would have been in there, you know,
48:58
Speaker 1: and she's smart enough to know that if she starts
49:00
Speaker 1: in and then this happened, this happened, somebody might have
49:03
Speaker 1: called her out, but like, do you think it could
49:05
Speaker 1: become some sort of roughness and some area and that's
49:10
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just think her I heard shocked.
49:15
Speaker 1: Face was way lesh. Meredith looked shocked, Whitney looked shocked,
49:19
Speaker 1: and she looked s jen Shaw did not look shocked.
49:22
Speaker 1: She did not look shocked. It was and then to
49:25
Speaker 1: already have and to be honest with you. That's what
49:27
Speaker 1: I hate. That that makes a really bad housewife is
49:30
Speaker 1: when you stage things like that. I hate that. The
49:32
Speaker 1: camera never lies. Kathleen French taught me that years ago.
49:36
Speaker 1: If you're going to try to pull something off, because
49:39
Speaker 1: I was complaining about a cast member that would fake everything,
49:41
Speaker 1: she says to Hamera. The camera never lies. You can
49:44
Speaker 1: see right through it. And you can and I and
49:47
Speaker 1: I think Dave's right. For the sake of us continuing
49:51
Speaker 1: to watch this, something is going to come out of it,
49:55
Speaker 1: like we're gonna start hearing. I hope Danna gets more involved.
49:57
Speaker 1: I think Danna, even though she pulling like she's just
50:01
Speaker 1: not in it, I think she's seeing it. She just
50:03
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to break through. Ye she figures it out.
50:07
Speaker 1: Next season. She'll figure it out. I think she's good.
50:08
Speaker 1: I like her a lot. I think at this point
50:12
Speaker 1: Blonde Angie is starting to become by bye. I I
50:16
Speaker 1: we saw her at the reunion, but as of now,
50:20
Speaker 1: I mean, other than the the only reason Blonde Angie
50:23
Speaker 1: is out is because of Jen and Heather. But if
50:26
Speaker 1: Jen's gone, and Heather's the villain bringing the other Angie
50:31
Speaker 1: and let's see what she's got the other Angie's Andie
50:33
Speaker 1: Kay is going to have a snowflake for sure, and
50:37
Speaker 1: if she doesn't, I'm gonna have to go over there.
50:38
Speaker 1: And ah, well, and then a lot of people are
50:42
Speaker 1: just saying, I think Meredith is doing a lot of deflecting. Um,
50:46
Speaker 1: they're happy that Lisa is not backing down. I mean,
50:49
Speaker 1: I think these both episodes were really good. I feel
50:52
Speaker 1: pretty good about going into the holidays under these two
50:56
Speaker 1: And what am I going to see you again? Like?
50:58
Speaker 1: When are we gonna do a podcast? We're taking some
51:00
Speaker 1: time off? Oh yeah, so you guys know we take off. Well,
51:03
Speaker 1: lucky for you guys, we have two podcasts, one we
51:06
Speaker 1: did with Eva and one we did with Ebony, So
51:09
Speaker 1: they will drop because there won't be any new Housewife episodes,
51:14
Speaker 1: so there now is there no Housewive episodes until after
51:19
Speaker 1: the first year? Correct, Well, there's no Housewive episodes next week,
51:23
Speaker 1: So we'll have the two guests next week, so you
51:25
Speaker 1: guys can listen while you're on holiday with your family.
51:28
Speaker 1: Have so much fun. We love you guys. Happy holidays.
51:32
Speaker 1: Keep listening,