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Hour 1 - Don't Judge Me · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, It's our dumber one, our one of the original
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  Speaker 1: It's the seventeenth day.
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  Speaker 2: Of July, and here we are united again through the
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  Speaker 2: magic of sports talk. So we stayed up all night
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  Speaker 2: to provide you a fresh, piping hot podcast. And here
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  Speaker 2: in our number one, we look back at the All
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  Speaker 2: Star festivities to.
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  Speaker 1: Fallout from that, what's really happening.
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  Speaker 2: Behind closed doors? With Aaron Judge and sho Heio Tani defenders. Also,
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  Speaker 2: will Major League Baseball keep the swing Off name or
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  Speaker 2: will they be forced to change it because of social
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  Speaker 2: media trolls?
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  Speaker 1: Going forward? Wait till you hear the reason behind that.
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  Speaker 2: Also, what are the ratings the report card for Baseball's
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  Speaker 2: All Star Game show? We'll get into that as well.
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  Speaker 2: It is all all of it coming your way right
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  Speaker 2: now here. It is our number one.
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  Speaker 1: Don't judge me, Brol, don't judge me.
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  Speaker 2: So our lead this hour is from baseball.
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  Speaker 1: But Ben, there was no game.
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  Speaker 2: I know that we're doing the post mortem on the
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  Speaker 2: Great Escape, the great jail break of.
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  Speaker 1: The All Star Game. Now we know what happened.
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  Speaker 2: We were here to documented Kyle Schwarber the fight, and
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  Speaker 2: Phil was the star. He was the first ever MVP
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  Speaker 2: as far as a position player to not get a
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  Speaker 2: hit in the actual All Star Game and be named MVP.
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  Speaker 1: But he won the swing off.
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  Speaker 2: More on that in a minute. Game was a tie
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  Speaker 2: until the swing off. Now, many nice things have been written,
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  Speaker 2: many nice things have been said into microphones.
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  Speaker 1: About the Dinger party.
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  Speaker 2: You always have the end to the yang, right, you
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  Speaker 2: got the end of the yang, and in this case
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  Speaker 2: it would be the Komodo dragon.
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  Speaker 1: In the room.
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  Speaker 2: And the storyline continues to be the biggest stars of
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  Speaker 2: baseball getting roasted for skipping town. Now, so what did
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  Speaker 2: Major League Baseball do? Did you see this? Were you
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  Speaker 2: paying attention? You were not paying attention. It's a bad
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  Speaker 2: job by you. So they circle the wagons, is what
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  Speaker 2: they did. Now, you always have the jocksniffers, the fan boys.
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  Speaker 2: They always support the athletes out what but then you
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  Speaker 2: had Aaron Judge, Shoe a Otani called out, they pulled
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  Speaker 2: the great Houdini act and Abra kadabra vanished before the
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  Speaker 2: thing was even over. They couldn't even stand out in
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  Speaker 2: the field in their street clothes because they were on planes,
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  Speaker 2: trains and automobiles.
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  Speaker 1: They were out of there, and now they were not alone.
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  Speaker 2: However, when you're the faces of baseball, you're the ones
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  Speaker 2: getting roasted. And both Judge and Otani bailing out of
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  Speaker 2: Atlanta like it was sheboygan before the swing off. So
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  Speaker 2: baseball media elites had run around. They were doing damage control,
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  Speaker 2: trying to downplay the situation. I saw a lot of
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  Speaker 2: that in the baseball conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Was none that big a deal.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't murder, it's their vacation, it's the All Star break,
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  Speaker 2: you know, give them a break.
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  Speaker 1: All that right, A lot of excuse.
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  Speaker 2: Making by the people in the baseball media, the elites.
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  Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question what's really happening behind
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  Speaker 2: closed doors? In the story the fiasco with Aaron Judge
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  Speaker 2: and sho hal Tani among the defenders, what's happening behind
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  Speaker 2: closed doors? So I've got fire hydrant, storybook circus and
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  Speaker 2: Churchill downs and we will combine all of these things together,
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  Speaker 2: and we are going to make ballpark nachos in a helmet,
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  Speaker 2: which you have to eat quick because if you don't
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  Speaker 2: eat it quick, it gets all soggy and the chips
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  Speaker 2: are chewy, and nobody wants chewy chips.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody wants that. So a what's going on behind.
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  Speaker 2: Closed doors is that it is a terrible look for
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  Speaker 2: the powers that be in baseball.
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  Speaker 1: It's a bad look for Aaron Judge and Sho.
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  Speaker 2: Halo Tani and you are the brand ambassadors of a
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  Speaker 2: multi billion dollar business. Judge has a three hundred and
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  Speaker 2: fifty million dollar contract with the Bronx Bombers, Otani seven
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  Speaker 2: hundred million, although most of it won't be paid till
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  Speaker 2: later because the People's Republic of California. But with the
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  Speaker 2: Dodgers and Otani's the international man of mystery. Now, while
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  Speaker 2: technically Baseball allowed this to happen, it was scheduled. They
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  Speaker 2: had it all planned out. You don't just go down
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  Speaker 2: to the airport and jump on a private plane. The
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  Speaker 2: logistics of that, getting the crew and the pilot ready
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  Speaker 2: to go, you have to have it all planned out.
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  Speaker 2: There are limits on when planes can take off at
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  Speaker 2: certain airports and whatnot. So this was all planned out
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  Speaker 2: way in advance. It was, as we said, scheduled. So
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  Speaker 2: now the people at baseball have deputized the useful, well
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  Speaker 2: not really useful. They're useless, useless idiots. The people in
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  Speaker 2: baseball media that are in the tank for the league,
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  Speaker 2: the media one percenters, and they've said, listen, boys, you've
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  Speaker 2: been deputized. You have to clean up our mess. And
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  Speaker 2: they said, okay, that's right. Major League Baseball up the
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  Speaker 2: old fire hydrant. And what did they do. They started
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  Speaker 2: pumping out propaganda rather than call out the players. Rather
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  Speaker 2: than say, hey, fellas, maybe you should just hang around
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  Speaker 2: to the end of the game just in case. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just saying it's one night, major League Baseball rolled out
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  Speaker 2: the loyal media lap dogs to run interference queue up
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  Speaker 2: the deep think piece about how it's actually noble to
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  Speaker 2: leave the All Star Game early give other people the opportunity.
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  Speaker 2: It's just an old fashioned disinformation campaign. It's all spin, spin, spin, spin, spin,
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  Speaker 2: all of it. So it's the same playbook you get
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  Speaker 2: in politics, right, just gaslight everybody into thinking this is okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's okay. Spoiler alert, spoiler it's not it's not it's
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  Speaker 2: not Major League Baseball.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: They want the stars to play, and for the most part,
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  Speaker 2: they do play in the All Star Game, unless you're
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  Speaker 2: onon soda and can't even make the All Star team.
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  Speaker 2: But then Baseball all wants the star players to They
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  Speaker 2: want to cater everything so they can get their nice
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  Speaker 2: tropical vacation. Keep in mind, if you're a baseball player,
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  Speaker 2: it's it's kind of like a teacher, except you get
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  Speaker 2: paid a lot more money. It's worked into this scare.
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  Speaker 2: It's literally baked into the schedule that you're going to
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  Speaker 2: get three or four months off a year. So I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what you do.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you drive a truck, maybe you work in a factory.
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  Speaker 2: I do talk radio. I don't get three months off
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  Speaker 2: a year. I don't get four months off.
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  Speaker 3: You do.
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  Speaker 2: You do you know anyone that gets three or four
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  Speaker 2: months off a year to enjoy a nice downtime, because
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get it in this job. I mean, hell,
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  Speaker 2: I take a day off. You people lose your fricking mind.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you send me nasty letters and correspondence on
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  Speaker 2: social media. So I get that baseball is trying to
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  Speaker 2: thread a needle. But the players, I don't feel bad
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  Speaker 2: for the players. They live the life of Riley. They
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  Speaker 2: travel in luxury, they stay at luxury hotels, and they
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  Speaker 2: get three or four months off year. It does not
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  Speaker 2: seem like hardship to me to ask them to stay
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  Speaker 2: to the end of the home run derby. And so
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  Speaker 2: Baseball's got one foot in, they got one foot out,
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  Speaker 2: and they do the hokey pokey. So Aaron Judge and
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  Speaker 2: Otani cannot be participating. They can't be participating. It can't
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  Speaker 2: be bothered to participate in the swing off or even
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  Speaker 2: stick around. But then baseball wants the fans to stick
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  Speaker 2: around because it's very important for the fan to watch
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  Speaker 2: the entire thing. Get all that all right now, turning
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  Speaker 2: the page, I thought this next one was kind of amusing.
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  Speaker 2: So there's a bit of a debate. It hasn't gained
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  Speaker 2: a lot of traction yet. But the question is will
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  Speaker 2: Major League Baseball keep the swing off, meaning the name
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  Speaker 2: swing Off, or are they going to change that name
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  Speaker 2: going forward? Now, keep in mind there will be some
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  Speaker 2: pushback from the players Union because Aaron Judge and Otani
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  Speaker 2: are getting ripped apart for leaving early the union agreed
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  Speaker 2: to this format. So now some of their players are
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  Speaker 2: getting ripped because they left early, and some of the
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  Speaker 2: unons going, oh, does this mean these guys have to
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  Speaker 2: stay to the end of the All Star Games?
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  Speaker 1: So there'll be some some pushback on that.
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  Speaker 2: But as far as the name thing, we bring this
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  Speaker 2: up because of a grassroots campaign on the socials. The
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  Speaker 2: term swing off is now under siege. Now I think
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of a lame name. Anyway, we were goofing
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  Speaker 2: on it. It's just a home run derby. But the
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  Speaker 2: term swing off is baseball used. Now, why is it
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  Speaker 2: under siege? Did you consume any of this? It turns
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  Speaker 2: out the internet trolls, the keyboard commandos, yes, you know
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  Speaker 2: who they are, digital degenerates, some.
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  Speaker 1: Of them real, some of them not.
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  Speaker 2: They are now making a lot of jokes and not
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  Speaker 2: just any kind of jokes about the swing off. What
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  Speaker 2: do you think they're tying into the swing off? That's right,
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  Speaker 2: Diddy jokes Sean Diddy Combs, right, the bad.
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  Speaker 1: Boy, bad boy. What you're gonna do, What you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do when they come for you.
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  Speaker 2: So Sean Combs, who famously, we learned thanks to a
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  Speaker 2: high profile trial. He did get out of most of
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  Speaker 2: the charges, but not all of them. They called it.
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  Speaker 2: He called it a freak off. Right, That's why I
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  Speaker 2: was buying all the baby oil and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So that has become the punchline for the swing off.
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  Speaker 2: It is a Diddy style freakough. And so you've got
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people at baseball who don't get out
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  Speaker 2: a lot, and they're very paranoid. They live in the
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  Speaker 2: matrix and in the infinite wisdom of some people at
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  Speaker 2: Major League Baseball, and they just have nothing but anxiety,
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  Speaker 2: nothing but anxiety about being memed into some kind of
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  Speaker 2: oblivion and all that. So there's some chatter they're gonna
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  Speaker 2: change the name of the swing Off, They're gonna rebrand it.
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  Speaker 1: Now, this is right out.
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  Speaker 2: Of the storybook circus portion of Disneyland. That's where you'll
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  Speaker 2: find the Dumbo, right, Dumbo, the flying Elephant.
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  Speaker 1: So let me get this straight.
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  Speaker 2: So Baseball and the people who are in the marketing
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  Speaker 2: pr part of baseball are supposedly quivering, if what we're
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  Speaker 2: hearing is right. They're quivering because a few degenerates made
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  Speaker 2: a joke about Diddy and his party habits and compared
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  Speaker 2: it to Major League Baseball and a term they used
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  Speaker 2: the swing off, which is too close to the freak off.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, so I.
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  Speaker 2: Have some advice, major League Baseball. Grow a spine, right,
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  Speaker 2: Take the blue pill, not that bluepill. That's what did
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  Speaker 2: he took. Take the other blue pill, and unplug. Right,
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  Speaker 2: every time you bend to the trolls, you hand them
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  Speaker 2: the blueprint.
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  Speaker 1: You should not do that. Right. In fact, when you.
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  Speaker 2: Bow down to the trolls, what you do is you
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  Speaker 2: allow them to redraw your lines.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: That's not feedback, that's sabotage, is what that is. And
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  Speaker 2: so the play here is to ignore them, right, just
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  Speaker 2: ignore them now Again, I think the name is rather stupid,
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  Speaker 2: But you don't change it because it's that it's got
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  Speaker 2: a connection to Diddy. Okay, that's not why you change it, right,
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  Speaker 2: You don't all of a sudden said, well, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 2: those keyboard commandos.
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  Speaker 1: Are attacking us. We need to do no. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: just you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Need to worry about that. Okay, just unplug, turn off
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  Speaker 2: the Wi Fi. You're good, all right now, last word,
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  Speaker 2: we now check the report card. That's right, the report card.
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  Speaker 2: So the Major League Baseball All Star Game drew an
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  Speaker 2: average of seven point two million men, women, and children.
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  Speaker 2: That was on Fox, So it's actually down. The ratings
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  Speaker 2: were down three percent from last year. However, the ratings
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  Speaker 2: continue side by side among all the other All Star events.
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  Speaker 2: It is the most watched All Star game within the
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  Speaker 2: boundaries of the industrial complex of North American sport. So question,
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  Speaker 2: what do the ratings show you about Baseball's.
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  Speaker 1: All Star Game? Like, what do they show you about
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  Speaker 1: Baseball's All Star Game?
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  Speaker 2: So I'll go first and you can chime in later.
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  Speaker 2: So they continue actually.
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  Speaker 1: Going in the wrong direction, right.
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  Speaker 2: They were down from last year, which I believe was
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  Speaker 2: down from the year before, which was down.
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  Speaker 1: From the year before that.
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  Speaker 2: The claim to fame, as we mentioned, is being head
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  Speaker 2: and shoulders above the other sports Basketball, NFL, and NHL,
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  Speaker 2: and so that's what they're talking about. The Baseball assures
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  Speaker 2: us that listen, we are the most watched All Star event,
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  Speaker 2: and so this is a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: And it's kind of like going down to Churchill Down.
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  Speaker 2: And bragging you are the tallest jockey or you are
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  Speaker 2: the fattest jockey.
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  Speaker 1: At Churchill Downs. Right now, the NBA All Star Game
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  Speaker 1: is unwatchable. Pooh, all right, the NFL Pro Bowl was
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  Speaker 1: so bad they got rid of it.
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  Speaker 2: Now they play water balloon toss and Tic tac toe,
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  Speaker 2: and that drew four point seven I think they both
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  Speaker 2: drew about the same rating, four point seven millions. So baseball,
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  Speaker 2: which is plausibly still a game when the guys aren't
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  Speaker 2: running off to the airport, the.
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  Speaker 1: Amount of people watching higher higher.
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  Speaker 2: So yes, Major League Baseball, congratulations, you win the All
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  Speaker 2: Star ratings race.
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  Speaker 1: But it's really a win and by default, right.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a It's like saying I won the Beauty pageant,
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  Speaker 2: but nobody else showed up.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone else forgot it was that day.
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  Speaker 2: I was on a Saturday. They thought it was on
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  Speaker 2: a Sunday. So I showed up on Saturday. And since
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  Speaker 2: nobody else show up, I am the beauty queen, right,
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  Speaker 2: Major League Baseball's All Star Game.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's there's something about it here where you know.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's on a giant Swan inflatable, one of those
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  Speaker 2: floaty things, you know, And in the summer here you're
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  Speaker 2: in the pool and you can buy from from Walmart
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  Speaker 2: those giant Swan inflatables, and you just kind of laying
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  Speaker 2: there and you're having a drink, and you're not really
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  Speaker 2: going anywhere are really going You're kind of you're not
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  Speaker 2: treading water because you're you're in the giant swan inflatable,
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  Speaker 2: but you're not really doing much that pool. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: you used to be out in the ocean. You were
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  Speaker 2: out in the ocean. But now it's just a pool.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's just a pool. This particular appointments, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Where they are. So you know, that's the reality of
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  Speaker 1: the situation. What do you think about all that?
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  Speaker 2: You can join us and we will take your calls
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  Speaker 2: at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
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  Speaker 1: And there is no need to call. We don't need
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  Speaker 1: any calls. We have plenty of content.
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  Speaker 2: But if you want a call we and you have
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  Speaker 2: something to say, we'll take your call at eight seven
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  Speaker 2: seven ninety nine on Fox. That's eight seven seven nine
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  Speaker 2: nine six six three sixty nine coming up throughout the overnight.
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  Speaker 2: Later on we will have this hour, the who Am
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  Speaker 2: I Game? Next hour Mallard to the third degree. It's
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  Speaker 2: Red Eye flights, four hour flight. We fly the Red
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  Speaker 2: Eye every night. It's never five hour flights, never a
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  Speaker 2: three hour flights, never one hour flight. There used to
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  Speaker 2: be a guy at the Overnight show here years ago
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  Speaker 2: who was so lazy that he would do one hour
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  Speaker 2: and replay it for the other four hours and go
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  Speaker 2: to bed. He got away with that for like and
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  Speaker 2: I think it was like half a year. He would
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  Speaker 2: just do one hour and just replay it. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: that's like the ultimate of lazy radio. But for some reason,
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  Speaker 2: we're gluttons for punishment, we stay here all four hours
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  Speaker 2: on the Overnight.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have the Mallard Riddle of the Day coming up
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  Speaker 1: later as well. Ask Ben.
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  Speaker 2: Your questions are answers hashtag ask Ben and fact or
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  Speaker 2: fiction Factor fiction as well.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up a little bit later down the line.
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  Speaker 2: So bad news for those of you like one sport,
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  Speaker 2: good news for us, Good news for us.
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  Speaker 1: It was an old bit that we used to do
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  Speaker 2: As we go forward, not a lot of restaurants in
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  Speaker 6: I don't Yeah, that's when I first heard about it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: The only time I've ever been there is when I
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  Speaker 2: Write, since it's great opening monologue, shedding a light on
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  Speaker 2: the All Star Game. Their lack of enthusiasm to stay
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: till the end of the game makes me want to
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: see it as more of a skills competition and no game. Yeah,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: let's see. Josh writes and says it was crazy. I
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: heard the music and I started singing that song before
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  Speaker 2: it started.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: There you go, would you think that's a boys song?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Ben that one? No, I'll tell you a funny story
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: about that song though.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: They used to play it at Dodger Stadium, and there
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: was a reporter that I knew, big time reporter who
• 23:02
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• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I'm fine.
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  Speaker 2: But he didn't realize he liked the song because he
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: used to play it all the time at Dodger Stadium.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't realize it was about, you know, chasing hookers.
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  Speaker 2: He had no idea, No, he had no idea that
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  Speaker 6: Like, what, she's a hooker?
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that like that.
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• 23:31
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• 23:39
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• 24:34
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• 24:37
  Speaker 2: can't find anything else on Shane in des Moin right,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: since says your All Star monologue was better than the
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: All Star Game. There were more hits in that monologue,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: A plus plus plock pluck plus. He says, I'm catching
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  Speaker 2: up on the previous pod. I'm a daylight no dollars short,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Shane in the morning, Late Night Drug Tester rights since
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: says must have been a misprint in that Mallard rundown.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I do not see any breakdown of the NHL schedule release.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Isn't there a quota of one hockey monologue a month
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: if you if you look at the fine print on
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: that Late Night dry tester, that is only during the
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: NHL playoffs.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: And the rare and appropriate, rare and appropriate mal of
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: monologue during the regular season.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: But they were the contract might stick right in your mouth.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Calm down, puck boy, Uh listen in the off season.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: That's why you tune into Eddie Garcia's hockey podcast whatever
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: that's called.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Pile.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's doing Puck the World anymore. I
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: think he's only doing the pay to Play one.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I see the Pay to Play being updated, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I think I think Eddie's uh, he's moved on and uh,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: actually just I was just texting with Eddie the other day.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: We we.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Were he was talking about boobies and unless he wasn't,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: but uh, you know Eddie doesn't do that.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: But we were. We were chatting the other day.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: That was at the All Star Game. I started I'm
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: watching the game and I started texting people. I think
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I said this on the air. I don't know what's
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: on the air and off there. So the other day
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I started texting people during the All Star Game. I
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: don't go on social media much because I get you fired.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: So I was just texting people and and like people
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: were like, I'm not watching, dude, I don't know what
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: you're talking about.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Like, stop texting me. So I kept text I kept
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: going through You ever done.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: This, You go through your phone and you're trying to
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: find people that are like watching the thing you're watching.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: And I kept going and if I just I started
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: texting random people and like.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Roberto was on there, he was watching, Like Roberto.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Was watching, you know, he was, he was checking it out.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I took some shots at Dave Roberts to Roberto, he
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: enjoyed that. He flashed back to the old days, the
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• 26:43
  Speaker 2: boy writes in answering the call to the while this
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: is at least U schoobl the tiger Pitcher stuck around
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: until the end in a nice clean shirt.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah he had.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: He had changed into his Anthony Davis clothes, his street clothes,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: and he came back into the into the stadium and
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: checked it out. Yeah, let's see here, Larry says, what
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: you're a hooker?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I thought I was. I was doing so well with you.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: That's a good, good line. Mister Irrigation has sent the
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  Speaker 1: mock of the ring.
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  Speaker 6: I want to see.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty. It's pretty good.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Uh, solid's got the number one right on the front
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: and then the Malord names on the side. Now, I
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: would prefer the Malard name at the top, but I'm
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: okay with it, and I didn't make it. It's his ring,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: and I would prefer the show name at the very
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: top there. But he put P one and then in
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: the air everywhere wrapped around it, there's a nice old
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  Speaker 2: school microphone there. That's a good looking ring. And then
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I love that he has the horse's ass on one side.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: And then he's got the Mallard logo, which I think
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: was made. Was that Shanean de Moine that made that.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Well, listener made that. I didn't make that. I had
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with that.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: Uh yeah, I think I think I have some good listeners.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, these guys are pretty pretty cool people. Man.
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  Speaker 1: They take care of us absolutely.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: See all right, Well, Robbie the Merina fan has requested
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: this and it's kind of a mini Mallard monologue, but
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: it really goes out to our friend in the LBC Supermarket,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Steve and the LBC.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: So I do not watch the SBS. I don't. I don't.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: The only award show I like is the Bennies because
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I'm part of it. Like I don't watch the Oscars,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I don't watch the Grammys. I think it's irrelevant.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I think the Golden Globes has been canceled a couple
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: of times and they keep bringing it back from the dead.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: So these things are not for me. They're not I
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: don't need.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: To see people play grab ass and kiss each other
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: on the ass and hand out awards. I think they're
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: about as relevant as a VCR. That's my opinion. If
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: you like it, good for you. We can agree to disagree.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: But in twenty twenty five, I have no time to
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: sit around and watch people kiss each other on the
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: ass and hand out awards. And I don't know why
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: these things still get green, Like the spe thing.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: It's on a day where there's nothing athletically going on
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: other than summer league games, so they need something to
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: fill time.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: It's just filler. It's just spainest ass. And the way
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I look at.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: These things is it's just a bunch of athletes trying
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: to read off a teleprompter.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: And so I don't need to see that.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: We had a president that tried to read off a
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: teleprompter for a while didn't.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Go so well for him either, So I'm good. I'm out.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: So and plus in twenty twenty five, anything good, somebody
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: will send you the clip. Anything good, someone will send
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: you the clip for example. For example, now, Shane Gillis,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I guess, was the MC of this thing.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Very funny man.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I think he's one of the top comedians we have today,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: very funny.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: And I hate all new comedians.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: All my favorite comedians are dead because they were funny
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: when I was a kid. But Shane gillis Is, I
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: think he's great, very funny man. So somebody sent me
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: the guys. Robbie sent it as well, and he is
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: one of the great comics we have in America. So
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Shane Gillis used one of the oldest tricks in the
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: comedy book, and the trick is if you say something
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: with confidence and you smile, you then allow ignorants to
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: take over mob mentality.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if we have the clipp or not.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: We might not, But Shane Gillis stepped up to the
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: to the microphone and he casually announced he said, four
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: time w NBA All Star Brittany Hicks.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: He introduced, do we have this, by the way, do
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: we have.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: I think I do Brittany NBA joke?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go. That's this is this is Shane Gillis.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Take a list.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Four time w NBA All Star Brittany Hicks is here.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Give it up for Brittany. Everybody. I'm I'm joking around.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: That's my friend's wife.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: I knew.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: None of you knew w NBA players.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: That is what that is an audio hatemaker. I mean
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: that is right to the faith.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: There are so many This is my argument with people
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: like Supermarket Steve and a lot of these people that
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: I love the w NBA all of a sudd But
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like it's virtue signaling. Fandom is what
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: it is, right, It's you know, people on social media
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: chasing cloud, pretending like they watch an entire.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: W NBA game.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: And I don't know a lot. I'm obviously not good
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: at radio. I've done the overnights for years. I don't
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: get the day shift. I do the overnight shift. But
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I do know what is in the zeitgeist and what
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: is not. And I promise you the only thing that
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: moves the needle is Caitlin Clark. It's a bunch of
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: flotsam and jets and faceless women who are tossed out
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: there by people that don't.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Watch for it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: And this is the example I talk about all the time.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: We do broadcasting here, not narrow casting. And I don't
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: care how many people on social media, you know, how
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: excited they get, or how many how much airtime these
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: w NBA games get, you know, I I personally would
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: rather watch cornhole myself, or possibly Dodgeball.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I don't don't know, but this is my point.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: And I'm sorry to think shange Ghills might be a
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: fan of the old the Old Maller Show back in
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: the old days when we played coach player Entertainer, which
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: was essentially that bid. It was essentially that bid. If
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: you've been with the show a long time, we used
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: to play coach player entertainer where I would toss out
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: a name and I would say coach player entertainer, and
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: most of the time people would not under They had
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: no idea.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: And these are people that worked, they were in sports.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: They were people that were on teams, pitchers, relief pitchers,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: backup basketball players, the second long snapper on the Minnesota Viking,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: and people had no idea.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: People think they know, but they don't know, right. So
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: this is vindication for those of us that have said
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: all along there is no real fan base, right, it's
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: people virtue signaling, like you know, supermarket Steve and And
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: maybe at some point the WNBA will get a fan base, right,
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe at some point point they will. They don't have
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: it now. It's all a joke. And if if I'm
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: the w NBA owners, there's some rumors on the internet
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: that the WNBA players, who have no fans other than
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Caitlin Clark, that they're going to demand more money.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Right. This is one of the internet rumors out there.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: And if I'm the WNBA owners in negotiation, if it
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: goes to arbitration, I pull out the Shane Gillis comedy
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: from the I guess the SP's there and I just
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: play that and I just sit back and I say, well,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: here's here's here's your your your audience. These are all
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: the biggest names in sports and entertainment and influencers and
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: all the people you don't want to hang out with
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: because they're a holes and they were all cheering.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Play it again. I want to hear to get played again,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: playing the game. Playing again. I want to hear play again.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Plenty tiny WNBA All Star Britney Hicks is here. Give
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: it up for Brittany, everybody, I'm I'm joking around. That's
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: my friend's wife. I knew, none of you knew. W
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: NBA players.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Is so good.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: The crowd goes wild and Britney Hicks, by the way,
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: doesn't even exist.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: That in terms of the wnp's my buddy's wife. That
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: is so great. Oh my god, is that hilarious? Okay, anyway,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: it is the Bane Malard Show.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: As we will move on and on and on time
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: now though for the who am I game? And since
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: there were no games on Wednesday, we are able to
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: go into the archive for the who am I?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Game?
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I was the first NFL quarterback to throw for four
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  Speaker 2: hundred yards in a postseason game. And I also have
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  Speaker 2: a pretty cool nickname as well. Again, I was the
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  Speaker 2: first NFL quarterback to throw for four hundred yards and
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  Speaker 2: a postseason game, and it doesn't happen very often even today.
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  Speaker 2: And I have a pretty cool nickname as well. Who
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  Speaker 1: Now time now for the who am I? Game?
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  Speaker 2: And since there were no games games on Wednesday, we
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  Speaker 2: I was the first NFL quarterback to throw for four
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  Speaker 2: hundred yards in a postseason game. And I also have
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  Speaker 2: a pretty cool nickname as well.
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  Speaker 1: Who am I?
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  Speaker 2: That is the question? What is the answer? And let's
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  Speaker 2: see does anyone know the answer? Lamont Sanford from Bobby
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  Speaker 2: in Florida, Milcom and Mike and Colorado going with meet
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  Speaker 2: George Jetson.
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  Speaker 1: Who else?
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  Speaker 2: From the Late Night Drug Tester Just josh In Cincinnati,
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  Speaker 2: going with that punk Eli Manning as his answer. Jay
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  Speaker 2: Scoop says, previous Mallard Palooza champion Pam in Seattle.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know anyway, Attorney Alan Jackson from scott in
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  Speaker 1: Karen Reid is free here you go, screw you da.
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  Speaker 2: Michael Morrissey, See, that's that's political. But I did follow that.
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  Speaker 2: That's that Karen Reid case.
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  Speaker 2: It was I don't have time to get to it
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  Speaker 2: right now, but it was a wild story. And Austin
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  Speaker 2: Terry in England says, is it Jerry or Rice?
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  Speaker 1: Oh so nice?
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  Speaker 2: King Roy says, the ken doll is the Well, that's
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  Speaker 2: an interesting ken doll you have there. Mallard prop guy
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  Speaker 2: says it is Loraina.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I love Lorena Art.
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  Speaker 2: guy that came up with the original concept of the
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  Speaker 2: Robbie the Mariner fan says, why a Tittle is the answer?
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  Speaker 1: I remember when we were on the air of me and.
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  Speaker 2: Eddie and the day that Ya Till died and we
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  Speaker 2: had thought he had died years earlier because with a
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  Speaker 2: name like y A Tittle.
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  Speaker 1: Were that guy. He's alive. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Nick the Wendy's Guy checks in, says Sid Luckman, the playmaker,
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  Speaker 2: Kenny the Snake Stabler from Rob in Minnesota, the Great
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  Speaker 2: Rob in Minnesota. Kathy and Madison who is in the
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  Speaker 2: Malor Palooza. She said, I think she submitted a song here.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure it email me that song, Kathy, just so
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  Speaker 2: we have it, she says. Brittany Hicks, my friend's wife
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  Speaker 2: is the answer. Mowna.
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  Speaker 1: What a what a hero?
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  Speaker 2: Kathy is such a star, Big Grig Rob says, I'll
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  Speaker 2: Vince and his administrative homeboys.
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  Speaker 1: That that is the answer.
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  Speaker 2: Chuck Woolery two and two. Back in two and two
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  Speaker 2: loving the Shane gillis WNBA joke, which was really good,
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  Speaker 2: really good comedy.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, do you have an answer?
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  Speaker 2: Rain I was the first NFL quarterback to throw for
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  Speaker 2: four hundred yards in a postseason game. Also got a
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  Speaker 2: pretty cool nickname.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, since the coolest in the game, it's got
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  Speaker 6: to be Joe Cool Montana Ben.
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  Speaker 2: It's also not the hefty Lefty, the late Great Jared Lorenzo.
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  Speaker 2: The answer Darryl Lemonica, Daryl Lomonica, the Raiders.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what his nickname was?
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  Speaker 2: His nickname Darryl Lamonica, the Mad Bomber, The Mad Bomber,
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  Speaker 2: Derek Darryl Lemonica, Mad Bomber,