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FULL SHOW: Goutey J · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day.
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  Speaker 2: Get a hell of a caffeine fix from your local
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  Speaker 2: Night and Day from just four dollars fifty Welcome.
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  Speaker 3: This is big, big show, really big.
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  Speaker 4: Jason Hight my time. Can you made bass? It's great
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  Speaker 4: to have your comedy this Friday afternoon, the nineteenth of
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  Speaker 4: July twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening
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  Speaker 4: to the Big Show brought you by Night. Hi, CAZy,
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  Speaker 4: can you make my screen a little bit bigger? I
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  Speaker 4: can't read it.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty smaller as well. Man. Just when also when
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  Speaker 3: the radio show starts, can you play the sounds? Guys?
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  Speaker 5: You know that there's I've had a new screen put
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  Speaker 5: in and it's three times the size of the last one.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I'm in an Imax cinema.
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  Speaker 3: And then for some.
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  Speaker 5: Reason they've tootooed with the control panel down here as well,
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  Speaker 5: and we'll want to do it's.
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  Speaker 4: Just not on, CAZy. I'll have a word with the
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  Speaker 4: top brass later on.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get an apology from you in the next break
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  Speaker 3: to the audience out there.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 3: Did you should have come in a few hours earlier
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  Speaker 3: just to suss it out?
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  Speaker 4: I think that's what a pro would do.
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  Speaker 5: A few hours early. But I was here at eight am?
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  Speaker 5: Is what coming at five?
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  Speaker 3: I guess? So early enough.
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  Speaker 4: Now listen, listen, let's get back to the show, please, fellos.
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  Speaker 4: It's just you Ja concentrating on your tiny whitey T shirt.
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  Speaker 4: You're Stallion? How are you mad?
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  Speaker 3: Pretty grouse? Your mad dog? You're six son of a
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  Speaker 3: b Yeah, I'm looking looking straight down the barrel man
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  Speaker 3: of another huge weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Of sport, and I'm thrilled about it, totally, totally and keasy.
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  Speaker 4: Forget about the balls up at the start there, mate,
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  Speaker 4: but I mean the thing, the thing is too. I
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  Speaker 4: noticed after that while Magie was speaking, you're having a
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  Speaker 4: bit of a perv. So let's just let's just gather.
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  Speaker 3: Please, and first break the show. You kidding?
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  Speaker 4: But how are you? Mate? Jeez? I'm loving the I'm
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  Speaker 4: loving the warriors ship over the top of a sweatsheet.
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  Speaker 4: Look it's good.
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  Speaker 3: No, I like it, thank you, Jason. I'm going good.
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  Speaker 5: How you fell us going?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Good? Thanks mate, Ye're real good.
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  Speaker 3: Can't complain, man, that's the sure.
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  Speaker 4: Actually I'm feeling about Woozy, but I'm not going to
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  Speaker 4: go on about it. Now. Listen, rush his lips on
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  Speaker 4: you massive, massive show.
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  Speaker 3: What's coming up?
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather? Of course? Shout out? Friday?
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  Speaker 3: What would you rather? Also how do people shout?
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  Speaker 4: Everyone?
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  Speaker 3: Just get a grip?
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  Speaker 4: Also, of course Friday Trobber, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got you guys, did as well? I got
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  Speaker 3: you guys beat yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Three four three to shout out by the way fifty
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  Speaker 5: all night day about it.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you I I chosen, And Puck said, oh dear.
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  Speaker 2: The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 2: and keys.
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  Speaker 4: Hot Chip there on the radio, whole Yankee Big Show
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  Speaker 4: this Friday afternoon, Graing TV. You company, if you're joining us.
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  Speaker 4: That was actually quite embarrassing. Friellows. There's a woman sitting
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  Speaker 4: outside and she was having a vape there while I
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  Speaker 4: was listening to Rage against the Machine. I was pretending
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  Speaker 4: to air guitar. Of course she can't, and I was
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  Speaker 4: just vacantly sort of steering in her direction as you do,
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  Speaker 4: and she was sort of looking at me like, what
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  Speaker 4: are you? Because I was doing all the hand movements
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  Speaker 4: and stuff like that which you couldn't really see. I
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  Speaker 4: can understand from her point of view, how dodgy. That
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  Speaker 4: must have looked Yeah, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: You got a you got a track record in this
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  Speaker 3: area though.
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  Speaker 4: Do I?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, lots of shouter Oh yeah, good get to the
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  Speaker 4: shout outs quickly.
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  Speaker 5: Easy, three four eight three, keep the coming ticks from
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  Speaker 5: the girl outside? May that chase guy's a perv?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah? Another one hear from this from the girl outside?
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  Speaker 3: What's up with that old freak.
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  Speaker 4: Having a girl at himself? That's what it looked like.
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  Speaker 4: I was having a go at myself.
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  Speaker 3: Another ticks from the girl outside?
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  Speaker 4: Just joking, fellows, is that what she said?
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  Speaker 3: Now she did?
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  Speaker 5: First two are real though, some shout outs have come through,
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  Speaker 5: which is great. Hey, Backbones, just want to get a
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  Speaker 5: Friday shout out to my mate Jake. Cheers for all
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  Speaker 5: the good times, the advice and the puffs on your vape.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks man, that's heart felt. Man, Yeah, Bone, you can
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  Speaker 3: have a shout out man from big lip, hairy, big lips.
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  Speaker 4: Actually just on big lips. A lot of people are saying.
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  Speaker 4: That's saying to me that my lips are really big.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you don't really notice them because of the massive
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  Speaker 3: honker that distracts you.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, hey, and here's the other weird thing I noticed
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  Speaker 4: about my face today, fellers. Quite genuinely, my ears are
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  Speaker 4: getting bigger. Yeah, and I've always had tiny, little monkey
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  Speaker 4: ears and now they're quite huge. I don't know when
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  Speaker 4: that happened because I always wear a cap, but my
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  Speaker 4: ears are getting massive.
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  Speaker 5: That's good because me and Mega got massive? Is so
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  Speaker 5: joined the crew man?
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  Speaker 4: Sure ma honk hang on.
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  Speaker 5: Kitler's ticks coming on by the way on three four
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  Speaker 5: eight three shout outs, huge shouts to everyone there at
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  Speaker 5: Riverside Property Management in Hamilton from Lewis. There's a whole
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  Speaker 5: lot of female names. It's about ten and I came
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  Speaker 5: around reading them. Right, fellas, have you noticed anything different
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  Speaker 5: about my look today?
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  Speaker 4: Apart from the warrior is over the sweatsheitt look.
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  Speaker 3: I've never seen that before.
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  Speaker 5: This is yeah, I'm going to mount smart looks. So
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  Speaker 5: you've got your warriors jusy on you get the big
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  Speaker 5: one so you can put a sweater underneath it?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, my mustache all right? Does it look different?
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  Speaker 4: It's looking at that? Yeah, it's looking quite buffy, buffy.
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  Speaker 3: It's looking shiny. Is it looking clean?
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  Speaker 5: What do you tell us what we meant to see, uh,
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  Speaker 5: you know how we were talking. It was a while
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  Speaker 5: bag We're talking about do your shampoo you're mustache?
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  Speaker 3: And I thought about it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't really I washed my face, but I don't
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  Speaker 5: really have a crack at my mustache. So today, before
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  Speaker 5: I came to work, I had a shower and I
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  Speaker 5: put some shampoo in it for five minutes, and then
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  Speaker 5: some conditioner as.
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  Speaker 4: Well, because I remember I remember Magie you saying your
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  Speaker 4: wife said to you, you're most stunk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, what happened. Yeah it sounds right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I casually if I had to remember every single insult
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  Speaker 3: my wife had held at me, I need a bigger brain. Man.
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  Speaker 4: Do you do your do you shampoo your moe?
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  Speaker 3: I do, yeah, shampoo and I condition it.
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  Speaker 5: See this is ever done it? And I use my
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  Speaker 5: because I'm rocking head and shoulders. So I decided to
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  Speaker 5: use my wife's shampoo, which is like a.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it costs about four hundred bucks. He has panteene
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  Speaker 3: intensive moisture. So I rubbed that.
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  Speaker 5: In there and then left left that for five minutes
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  Speaker 5: and just got so much shampoo in my mouth that
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  Speaker 5: it was just disgusting. The whole time. I said, did
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  Speaker 5: you try closing your mouth. No, because I can't breathe
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  Speaker 5: through my nose. It's purely decorative.
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  Speaker 3: I can't close my mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, interestingly, fellows, You know because I said
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  Speaker 4: I never I never ever washed my hair. I do
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  Speaker 4: quite often shampoo and moisture and condition my pews, my bush.
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  Speaker 4: Mah mcbush. Do you guys do that? You guys shampoo
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  Speaker 4: and condition your bush, fellows, fellas, let's put it out
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  Speaker 4: to the to the audience. Three four eight three.
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  Speaker 3: Do you do that? To sit outside on that bench
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  Speaker 3: next to that too?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: God corn bag, he'd like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh the Hdarky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
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  Speaker 4: Keisy Faith no more there on the radio Hurdarchy Big
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  Speaker 4: Show this Friday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes
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  Speaker 4: past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 5: Plenty of shoutouts coming in on three four eight three
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  Speaker 5: for big shout out Friday. Shout out to Liam Jolly
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  Speaker 5: absolutely tearing it up on Hinge tonight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice, so good.
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  Speaker 5: Also shout out to kaza at Auckland spinal unit.
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  Speaker 3: What a backbone, Yeah, goddamn backbone. Massive things was good?
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  Speaker 3: Eh good? Yeah, Well you just sate once I thought
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  Speaker 3: like that, you ate too, didn't you? No, just the
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  Speaker 3: one was as hot as lava.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, medicin cheese. Does there anyone that shampoos and conditions
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  Speaker 4: they're pubes?
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  Speaker 3: No one person takes through saying I don't have any pubes.
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  Speaker 4: All right, they did the full shaved guys.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little bit there might have been laser though,
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  Speaker 3: to be fair, Yeah, true, it's from mogi.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a little bit concerned. I think I may have gout.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it checks out.
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  Speaker 4: Do I look any different to you apart from my
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  Speaker 4: beautiful shaved place and fulsome lips? Anything strikes you because
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  Speaker 4: because this is the thing that that's happened. Of course,
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  Speaker 4: after the batch weekend, I had all those cheeses. I
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  Speaker 4: literally spent about a hundred dollars one hundred dollars on cheese.
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  Speaker 4: And so I've got all these cheeses and I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if I'm partial to a cheese mogy. And I've
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  Speaker 4: always heard that if you eat too much cheese you
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  Speaker 4: can get gout. And I was just looking up the
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  Speaker 4: symptoms of gout here sudden and severe joint pain. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I haven't been going on about it, but I've had
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  Speaker 4: some really sudden and severe joint pain.
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  Speaker 3: And it's been sudden and severe.
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  Speaker 4: It's sudden and severe.
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  Speaker 3: Is it mostly in your knees, then knees and my toes? Right?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's because of the massive weight you're having
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  Speaker 3: to hold up.
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  Speaker 4: Also, joint swelling. Apparently I've got massive swelling in the joints.
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  Speaker 3: Right. Is this new or has this always been happening?
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  Speaker 4: No, this is happening in the last couple of days. Right,
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  Speaker 4: very painful.
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  Speaker 3: I also noticed one of your symptoms as deformity.
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  Speaker 4: I've got this weird thing growing out under my armpit again. Right,
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  Speaker 4: joint stiffness. I've been so stiff.
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  Speaker 3: Any other symptoms.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if you guys can tell, but
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  Speaker 4: I feel quite feverish. I feel like I've got a temperature.
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  Speaker 4: Do I look quite feverish?
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  Speaker 3: You look quite hard? You always look pretty read.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'm not as rid as I used to look,
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  Speaker 4: to be fair, but I think I've got gout.
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  Speaker 3: How much cheese did you eat?
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  Speaker 4: Literally about eight wheels?
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  Speaker 3: Oh big with the wheels, Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Like imagine a go cart. Imagine a wheel and a
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  Speaker 4: go cart that kind.
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  Speaker 3: Of two gokuts worth of cheese.
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  Speaker 4: Two gokuts worth of cheese. I'm serious here. I honestly
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  Speaker 4: think I've got gout.
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  Speaker 5: And the other thing too, because I was talking to
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  Speaker 5: Prebs the other day and he was saying, if you
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  Speaker 5: eat too much cheese, you get those stones that you
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  Speaker 5: have to wee out.
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  Speaker 4: Kidney stones. Yeah, yes, that is so funny, keasy. I
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  Speaker 4: was weeing today and it was so painful. I felt
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  Speaker 4: like there were those shads or diamonds coming up. Make
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  Speaker 4: you reef it?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, that sounds different, diamonds coming out, that'll be cool.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, like cutting inside.
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  Speaker 3: That's a whole different thing. That's completely different. So I've
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  Speaker 3: actually had that before, Jason, when we were doing what
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  Speaker 3: was that show?
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  Speaker 4: We did talk back and you got it? I did,
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  Speaker 4: and you're a there was an ambulance on the side
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  Speaker 4: of the road there.
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  Speaker 3: That's full on. So what have you have? You run
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  Speaker 3: out of cheese yet? What's the deal?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I've run out of cheese. Hopefully it'll settle
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  Speaker 4: down over the weekend, maybe because I won't go on
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  Speaker 4: about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have tomatoes either, Stay away from tomatoes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh really?
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  Speaker 3: Actually? And nickore come, yeah, what about darries, go stay
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  Speaker 3: away from darries, that's the other thing. And stick mags,
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  Speaker 3: oh god.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and horseporn toos that's you stuff.
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  Speaker 2: The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiky
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hoiky.
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  Speaker 4: You store the NRL Grand Final. Jet. That's a pretty
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  Speaker 4: rock and roll named Mainehouse Life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not too bad, pretty good, pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: How's beautiful Nelson today? Jet?
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  Speaker 3: Actually it's a little bit rainy to be honest.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Good, other good stuff, mate, And what do you
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  Speaker 4: do for a crust?
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  Speaker 3: I'm a text accounting you get out, you get god
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  Speaker 3: damn text off those scum bags and you get it now.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not really, I'm an electrician.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty pretty backbone in my opinion.
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  Speaker 4: Well an electrician, yeah yeah, all right. Would you rather
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  Speaker 4: the n r L Grand Final or batheist?
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  Speaker 3: I think I'd have to go for the n r
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  Speaker 3: L Grand Final.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, mate, you're locked and loaded. I will hand you
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  Speaker 4: over to the pug soon and studio being you'll look after
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  Speaker 4: you all right, all right, thank you. He was quite
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  Speaker 4: a serious fellow. Wow he did a little joke there,
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  Speaker 4: but yeah he did. Yeah, we love it, Josh, your
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  Speaker 4: man bastard. Hou's life yourself?
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  Speaker 3: Pretty good?
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  Speaker 4: Thanks mate? How's welly today?
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  Speaker 5: Oh mate?
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  Speaker 3: Not too chevy?
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  Speaker 4: Good?
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  Speaker 3: Is it not raining?
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  Speaker 4: Well? Well? Josh? What do you do for a crust?
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  Speaker 3: I'm an text account?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you get out there, you get that text money?
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  Speaker 3: Josh? You get it now? Not really a trick? What
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  Speaker 3: are you plumber? Yeah? I guess still pretty bad?
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  Speaker 4: What's one of them? Was because Bunny old keyes he's
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  Speaker 4: been doing some dodgy stuff with his text. He was
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  Speaker 4: telling me it's right the check him in, check him
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  Speaker 4: in there, Josh your mad barsid? What do you do here? Sorry? Josh?
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  Speaker 4: All right? Would you rather the n R Our Grand
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  Speaker 4: Final or no?
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  Speaker 3: Brainer? Mate? There our grand Final for sure.
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  Speaker 4: And our good friend Pugs and Studio B will look
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  Speaker 4: after you. Cameron your mad basket? How's how's life?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, you're not bad mate?
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  Speaker 4: Good? Yeah. What's the plan for the weekend? Cameron worries?
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  Speaker 4: Tonight made and then you find something for the kids
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  Speaker 4: to do. Massive backbanner, And speaking of which, what do
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  Speaker 4: you do for a crust?
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  Speaker 3: Crane operator? And crean train?
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  Speaker 4: Now we're talking all right, massive backbanner? Do we even
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  Speaker 4: need to bother with you? Camera? We're going the NRL
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  Speaker 4: Grand Final, aren't we no? Mate?
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  Speaker 5: Four Knights and Bathurst? Nice try though, Jace, congrats Cameron,
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  Speaker 5: you're in the.
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  Speaker 3: Drawer, mate, Buddy, good on your.
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  Speaker 4: Man stay there and good friend Pugs in the studio.
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  Speaker 4: B We'll look after you so good?
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Do you guys want another would you rather question? Yeah?
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: How about that sole Player song?
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  Speaker 3: You can mulle it over? Okay, all right?
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  Speaker 5: Would you rather be stuck on an island for eternity
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  Speaker 5: on your own?
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  Speaker 4: All?
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  Speaker 5: Is someone you hate?
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  Speaker 3: Ah?
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  Speaker 4: Three?
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  Speaker 5: Four eight three? Let us know what you think? You's
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  Speaker 5: the only got fifty a night and day vouchers to
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  Speaker 5: give away.
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  Speaker 1: The Naked and Famous The hold Acuy Big Shows with
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  Speaker 1: Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy the.
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  Speaker 4: Naked and Famous Here on the radio ho Donkey Big
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  Speaker 4: Show this Friday afternoon. What was the question again, Keezy? Well?
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 5: Would you rather be stuck on an island for all
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  Speaker 5: eternity on your own?
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  Speaker 3: Or with someone you hate? What you rigging? Jason? It's
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  Speaker 3: a good one, this one. It is good. Hasn't got
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  Speaker 3: enough filth in it for my life? The filth ones
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  Speaker 3: you ask.
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  Speaker 5: You can add the film.
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  Speaker 4: It's the person you hate what sex? Are we talking? What?
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  Speaker 3: It depends who you hate? So you just for example,
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  Speaker 3: right now, who do you think of someone you hate? Right?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't hate anyone, No, neither, right just says
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: island have coconuts?
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? A lovely bunch of coconuts? Coconuts
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  Speaker 3: like palm trees?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: What about like fishing equipment?
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  Speaker 5: No, but I'm sure you'd be able to learn to
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  Speaker 5: make them. Yeah, like castaway styles, yeah, I mean what.
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  Speaker 4: I have booze on it?
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  Speaker 5: Boooze Yeah, No, but I'm sure you'll be able to
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: learn how to make coconut vodka.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: That's yeah. It is tricky. Is that even somebody that
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: really really annoys you? You know you've had those people
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: in your life, Jason.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But if but having said that, if you can
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: make love to them, yes, what better way to cure
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: the feeling of hatred that you have than essential erotic
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: love making.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: I would rather live with if it was. If it was,
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: but you see, what about what if it's a dude
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: and you know he has to be annoying though, doesn't he?
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: You hate him? Yeah? So if I'm going to be
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: with someone who's going to be a woman, right, that's
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: just and I hate them and they can live on
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: the other side of the island and we just catch
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: up every now and again. What do you mean by
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: catch out? I'm just shouting.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: I'm like up to because here's the dilemma. Of course,
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: you have to stimulation or no stimulation.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: So it's mental.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: So if you're by yourself, you've got nothing, there's nothing
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: going on apart from frantically having a go at yourself
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: all the time because there's nothing else to do, and
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: you've got sand everywhere, and there's sand everywhere Whereas you
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: have someone, at least you would have some kind of
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: interaction and then you have a couple of coconut bodies yea,
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: and you're all mates again. Yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I reckon someone annoying because it's also
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: forever as well, isn't it. It's for all eternity, all eternity.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: I don't even die.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: No, So I think if you're there by yourself, you
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: would go completely loopy. Yeah, so you need someone else
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: there to you know, yourself.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: You could draw a face on a coconut like Wilson,
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Well it was a volleyball and then just carve out
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: a little little mouth and then you could have it
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: smiling at you.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: What would you do it for the smiling? Yeah, yeah,
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: that's a no brainer for me. I definitely have the
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: person there, but you just got to carve out that mouth. No, no,
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: I have the person. I have the person on the
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: island with me just there, yeah, just over there. Plus
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: I really hate Sydney swinging, so that works out well.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you think? What are you locking in?
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Mike's going with the coconut, Yeah, and a smile.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: It's always happy.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: I'm going to lock in someone I hate right but
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: will eventually we'll grade away.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I'll always hate them forever.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: You David Bewie there on the radio, Holdankee Big show
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: now listen. A big hour coming up of course the
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Friday Throubber and the the theme today is.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: The cold I don't know that theme?
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Can I just give credit to my wife for coming
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: up for that idea?
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I love that. Yeah.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Also, would you rather another chance to get in the
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: drawer there? We've got an amazing mogi and a warrior's chat,
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: so all that after there's a lot.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: So you think you think were you okay?
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: You know I drift? No, no, no, I'm all good.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: I'm sweet as it sounds like a great hour of
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: radio that's coming up after the news, a fellas, Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: The Holdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: It's the Holey Big Shows Friday frommer Yes, indeed, welcome back.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: The theme today the cold or cold or winter. Now,
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: if you don't know what the Friday Throbber is, we
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: each choose a tune relating to that particular theme. Then
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: you the listener, decide what tune you want to play
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: out on the Friday the first of two wins.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: And the way that happens is you'll call us here
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: at eight hundred hodechi and you have a little chit
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: chat here, yeah, and then and then that's how we'll
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: know that's right. We've also got a scoreboard running h
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: scoreball guy. Because I've been away for a couple of weeks,
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: You fellas are catching up with me there, will you. Well,
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: it's quite interesting. In first place, you've got Mike on
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: seven still yeah man, oh wow. Yeah.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: And then in second place Jace with six and three
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: asterixes whatever they are, and then in the last place,
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: keyzy on five. Yeah, people have been voting Jason just
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: for a bit of a laugh.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Can you tell me what he won with Jase? Can
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: you tell me what you were a long train running
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: and the Pugs had a win, didn't he?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Yes, had a win.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: He went full yummy boys. Oh yeah boy.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: I was amazed by that. Next ually, I was sure
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: that it was gonna bomb.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: On speaking of do you want to play your tune?
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: No, but listen, listen. Here's the thing. Okay, I don't
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: even know these.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Guys, so you're going to make an excuse himself your song.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I said it the Pugs, and he said Pugs And
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: he said, I used the same band. And I've never
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: received so much abuse in all my life.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: I who here it is Jason's throbber.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Breaking Benjamin. I used to sing along to this one
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: when I was an angry young fellow. There's a.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Love that one.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Thanks mate, I can't believe you've picked up that way.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: I feel so so cold.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: So cold, Casey, what have you got for? What have
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I got for? I chose?
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: I chose the Hollies Old schools.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Well loves it.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: There tune man, that's tune right there. Fellas long, cool
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: woman in a black dress?
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: What's the cold part?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Long? Cool woman in a blacks the cold part? She's cold?
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Jay Mogi, what did you choose that?
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: An asterisk?
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry about those, fellas, but I've gone with a
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: good song. Give me fuel, give me fu, give me that.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: What's just got to do with winter? Give me fuel,
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Give me fire because it's cold. You see.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: You're both getting out.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: It's about cold and you want to have a fire
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: when it's cold, don't Is it about burning rubber? And
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: I've seen the give fuel, give me fire, it's about
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: racing cars.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Well there you gave New Zealand you decide you give
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: us a call on eight hundred.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: That's how eight hundred Haadarchy.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: By the way, is this pill jam Jason?
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Jason?
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Can you think the who Lucky Big Show wee days
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: from four on Radio Hidarchy.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: It's the Whocky Big Shirt was Fridays trauma.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: He isn't even the theme today? The cold and or
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: winter kind of vibes.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, mate.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: I went for a bit of breaking Benjamin.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: The song sucks. I think it's cold. Yeah, see show
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: me how.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: Seriously I had like and I think I was last
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: year of high school. I was dating this Czech who
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: drove around town with a drove around to the subworlf
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: for playing Breaking Benjamin as loud as she could, and
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: a yellow VW beetle.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: I don't believe you were dating any check.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: And you'd say can I put on one of my songs?
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: And she say, shout out Keezy.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but can we put fifty cent on please? And
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: she'd be like, no, here's mud Vain. That's a true story,
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: mud Vain. Yes, that's like I've got a terrible recollection.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Is there? What's your one there, Keezy, mine's the Hollies.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: I got This song sucks, It's so crap. I have
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: this girlfriend once that you used to drive her around.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: That's a great song.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: That's long, coul woman in a black dress.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I've gone with this one.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: Give me fuel, give me fu, give me that's outside.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: God.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: This song sacks.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: The song's great, it's just not on the theme at all.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Hey, let's hit the people decide though met your made
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: bastard Holl's life met good on your mate? What are
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: you running with? There, Mitch, any one of them gone themes,
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go breaking.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Benjamin, You're allegien your mad.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Boss and he's life good?
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Thanks yourself?
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah good, thanks mate. What are you running with there, Allen?
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I'm going with thinks.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Actually had that vibe? Mark your mad Basard? How's life? Yeah? Bloody?
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Good mate?
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah good? Thanks mate? What are you running with the Mark?
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Give me? Give me give me? Yeah? I was thinking
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: thinking Mogie going to a tiebreaking Mark your mad Basard?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: How's live?
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: Good?
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Thanks yourself?
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah good, thanks mate. I know where this is going.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: What are you running with? Mark?
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm going to have to go with j I.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Don't know where this is going then, Mark?
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Sorry, are you serious? Mark?
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: I'm sure.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Shut it up.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not playing good Man's rock and roll so Cold.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: I just I worry about our ratings. Okay here it
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: is an absolute shitter from breaking Benjamin, get around it.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: The Hodiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissey.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Rob Rob so cold breaking Benjamin there on the radio,
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: hold Achi Big Show this Friday afternoon.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Absolute chune because he's not happy man.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Now he's not He's he was abusing the living, but
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: geez out of me in that break oh during the song. Actually,
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: what I think.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Is happening is I think the audience is just starting
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: to take the purse a bit and intentionally choose bad songs.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know and that, but you've been the benefit
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: beneficiary of that on multiple occasions, smash Mouth and any
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: other number of garbage tunes that have been voted, and
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: it happens for all of us. It's just one of
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: those things that even just so happens that now Hoody
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: j is in a position which sees him in first
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: equal and you're lagging way behind.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Can I just say he's not first equal because he's
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: got seven and so to you, but he's got three
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: astros although you now have an ASTERIXK. I think even
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: though you didn't win, because fuel has nothing to do
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: with winter, that's one of the put it, I guess.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: But this is the thing. I went with fuel, gimme
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: fire because it's like a fire, you know, keep you
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: warm in the winter. I wasn't sure. You know what
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: percentages of this have to be accurate? You know who's
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: the judge.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: It's undefined.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: It's difficult because we are reached the judges of each
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: other's songs, and we know that we're never going to
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: be good to each other. We're going to be absolute
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: a holes. That's as except having said that, Keyser, your
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: one was a long cool woman in a black dress,
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: which is about a woman who's cool. It's awesome. It's
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: got nothing to do with cold whatsoever. So you actually
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: get two asterisks for that, hang on for a false accusation,
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: and then one for you.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Mike, your song is about fuel pumping engines to you know,
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: quench my thirst with gasoline.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: That's not cru Do you want me to just I'll
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: just say this absolutely.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: You could say that it's not related. But if you
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: think that yours long, no, no, she's cool. If you
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: think there's got anything to do with winter, you're drawing
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: a long blow. It feels a little bit like glasshouses.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Hey, I didn't draw a long blow. I is in
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: the eye of the beholder, you know. It's whatever I
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: see or hear it has is what it is.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Benjamin, and I see it has been a fire in
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: the lound room in the middle of window with snowfalling
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: outside the windows.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: All I want to say, Fellows, is I wanted thank you.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, was it ship songs? Actually Sneaking Up? He's another
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: one of Jason's.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Songs, but a national four years so good.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: hold Ik.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: And exists there on the radio Holdankee Big Show this
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Friday after noon, twenty eight minutes past five o'clock FILS.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: I've got a genuine question that I want to ask you,
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: and it's something that I I want to get your
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: knowledge and expertise on just quickly.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Is it a question about something that bugs you?
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: No, it doesn't bug me. I'm just well, I suppose
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: in a little way it does bug me because because
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I'm not quite sure what to do in this particular,
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: it's a conundrum. The issue that I have, quite genuinely
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: is I don't know what the protocol is here. So
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: this has happened to me the last two days in
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: a row right where I've gone into the toilet to
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: do wheeze, and the last two days in a row
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: there's been cleaners in there cleaning the toilet. And my
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: question to you is what's the protocol there? Can I
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: still do wheeze or do I just hold it off
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: and leave until they finished? Cleaning.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question? Yes, what have you
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: been doing?
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Wheeze?
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: And where do you do that?
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: In the little, you know, urinal part, But so you.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Could you could go into a cubicle. No, but this
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: is the door.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: This is This is the thing is that there was
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: two of them on both occasions cleaning right, and one
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: of them was sort of lingering at one of them
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: was in a stool and the other one was sort
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: of lingering around the one free.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: There's two three.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: There's but yeah, I just don't know what to do
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: in that way, even just using a stool. It doesn't
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: feel right.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Well, what you've done is as wrong as it could get.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: Okay, no, he could have gone we's in the basin.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: True, but this time they could have just got it out.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: There were two people in the stool, so yeah, there
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: was one. But people do foul steamers in there. And
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: I don't like using the stools.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know, because they seem to clean right
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: about five o'clock every single time.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: But they do.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: They clean it exactly the same time every night. And
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: what I've noticed is when I've just been noticing that
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: you and I had to talk about it here. But
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: I've noticed that this week you've been sitting in your
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: alarm for the same time every night, and then you
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: go out into the toilet after that. So it's almost
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: like you want to go in front of the cleaners.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: Because because that's true, you have been sitting your alarm,
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: So what's that?
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: What's the gats there? And because it's sort of some
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: and look, I'm not here to to yuck your young
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: as the kids are saying, but if you've got some
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: kind of wacky feinish where you like to urinate in
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: front of cleaners, this is.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: A genuine question. Right, even even if I use a stall,
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: I have such a powerful stream.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: I mean you know they will be there right next
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: to me while they hear hay J's powerful stream, and
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: then you got to go out and wash your hand.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: It's just awkward. Should I just do it at all
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: and just wait till they leave?
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Every time I've been in there. And the other thing
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: is they're all female cleaners, aren't there as well?
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: That's correct.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: It puts you in a particularly difficult situation which you
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: don't seem to care about because you just whipped it
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: out in front of them. But I always go, ah,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: are you guys okay? If I go, if I'm absolutely busting.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Otherwise I don't go at all. I just wait because
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: it's it's it is. If it was dudes, I wouldn't
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: care sure, But because it's a woman.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Let me put it this way. If I was running
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: a pugsan operation, I shouldn't do it because that would
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: be that would be too obvious. You know what I mean.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: But you wouldn't. Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: I'm only running a hoody jay situation. I just I
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: just always get a little bit flustered in that situation,
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: is what I'm saying. I'm not ever quite sure what
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: to do.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: Three four eight three. Let us know what your opinion is.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: But when you sit, just question. When you sit, you
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: know your phone's got an alarm on a day, you
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: don't have to pull out that old wind up clock
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: alarm that you've been sitting and use that.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll wind up. What's weird about it? As you
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: stop the alarm? Then you stand up and you go,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: well boys, and you pull a comb out of your
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: back pocket and you start combing. You're hear it. You
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: gotta go.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: They Big Show Podcast Radio Holuky.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Would you rather.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Indeed the phone lines going back to your crazy years, Keezy?
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Not surprised they are, Jason, because it's your chance to
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: win either four nights on Panorama watching the Mighty bethur
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: This one thousand or the fully weekend of your life
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: at the NRL Grand Final with the races on the
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: SAT Day in a pre match cruise to the game
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: on Sunday.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Too good, Frank from Wellington House Life.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how are you going, man, bar?
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Good? Thanks mate? Good good good. What do you do
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: for a crush? Frank?
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: I'm a town planner. Oh have you planned any towns lately? Man? Yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: just just a very small one. Cool.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: Actually, Frank, when I was a kid, I used to
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: like playing sim City. Is it similar to that? Yeah,
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: it's probably a good way to learn.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, all right. Would you rather the n r
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: L Grand Final or Bathurst? Frank?
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's a really hard choice, but I think I'm
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: going to go for the n r L Grand.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, making choice? Will you stand by and I'll hand
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: you over.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: The pugsn There's no wrong, there isn't.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's a great thing about it. Paul from Kracker
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: House life mate.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Oh pretty boody.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Good guys, good on you.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Hey, what are you up to tonight? Man down there on.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: The right, actually on my way to work?
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: What do you do for the christ I am a
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: steel making operator.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: That is so back, but I don't even know what
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: to say.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: You're working a night shift, babe, yeah, night shift?
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah? What time do you finish off on the night shift?
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: I finished about six seven in the mornings. Yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: You get an opportunity to watch the Warriors?
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: Oh occasionally?
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: So Paul, what are you running with the n r
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: L or badfirst?
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: Well, it's a tough choice. I'm partial to a bit
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: of rug the league, but let's time.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go with Pax in the studio. You'll
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: look after you.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Good stuff, Paul, Thanks mate. Uh, do you guys want
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: to know? Would you rather question? Real quick? Real quick?
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Is that the one you did off here to us?
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Not that I reckon you should do that one? Keasy? No, No,
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: no you should, man, you should do the one you
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: said to uslf here. No, it's all good, I'll do
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: this one about the ablutions and stuff.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: Would you your answer that was really weird? By the way,
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: would you rather fight a kangaroo or a badger. Ah,
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: but the badgers are tiny and nasty and a rep
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: the shreds.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: The kangaroo did. They do get their jukes up too,
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: and they've got a fearsome kick on.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: They anchor with the tail there and then they get
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: up and they you're down your gapandstones out. But you
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: can punch. I've seen some good videos of some assie
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: fellas there giving the old kangaroos the old one too,
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: and the kangaroo is always surprised by a punch in
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: the head. That's one thing I've found. Yes, And the
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: question I guess is a is a fight to the death,
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: because if you have to stay there in front of them,
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: do do some of those I'll tell you what. Some
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: of those kangaroos are ripped, muscular, bloody the rock or
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: something like that, little bit hotter.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: There's something a little bit freaky about a badger though,
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: what well that that they're absolutely like terrifying.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but what do they do? What do you do?
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: You kick them? Yeah? Just kick a badger? Is that
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: what you do?
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: So that would be my best because it's got short ends.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I've got a reach advantage. I'm going I'm going to
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: feed all day. I'm kicking it. Yeah, okay, taking the badger. Yeah,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: I'll probably go the badger as well. Yeah yeah.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: Did you know fun fact about kangaroos. Seriously, this is true.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: I heard this last night. You're looking at me like
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: this isn't true. This is true. Female kangaroos have three vaginas,
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: and then it's not at.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: All made up.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Of course you remembered that.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Well, that's interesting, don't you think? And two uteruses? Seriously,
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: this is one hundred percent truth.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Can you not do that with you?
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: Well, I was holding up the number two with my fingers. Jasseye,
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: What was your answer again to that? When I asked you?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Off here, here's a Racontaires the whole Archy Big Shows
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesyl.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Zabbath there on the radio Honkey Big Show this Friday afternoon.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: I just Keezy just said something off air to us, Mogi,
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: and it's really thrown me. Genuinely, it's thrown me. I'd
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: never have thought that he'd be into that what he
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: was talking.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: I didn't say I was into it. I see it
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: just when wow, don when what I just said like.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Look, I probably wouldn't be again, I'd be open to it,
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: you know, because you only live once, you may as
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: well have a crack I reckon.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Okaylet's have some warriors chat.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: Oh that's right, warriors chat. Forgot about that time to
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: chat footy with me?
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Kizy, what are the warriors up to?
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Deep deep deep deep yellow wize no.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Crack chase all right? And also it wasn't that missed up.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: I didn't think.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: It's just a weird.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: It's just a little bit in convo.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: I feel a bit weird going to the car park
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: with you now.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Actually that'd be a good place for it.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: Tonight at ten o'clock, opening the round Round twenty of
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: the NRL, playing the Canberra Raiders at home. Both teams
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: are similar spots on the latter, Raiders slightly above us
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: thanks to a really annoying draw against Manly earlier in
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: the year which saw us get one point rather than two.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: So now we are in must win territory.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Where are we incidentally on the table like thirteenth or
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: fourteenth or something twelve twelveth okay.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: And no one above us?
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Our points differentials better than theirs, but they, like I said,
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: they've got one extra point.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: That sexty point drubbing didn't help us, did it, No? No, no,
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: I certainly didn't.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: However, the past few years, and I went in depth
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: on this on the Mad Monday podcast check it out
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: with the nice Yeart. The past few years we've really
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: had the wood on the Raiders. We've had some really close,
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: exciting games, and we were reminiscing about Jared Croker, who's
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: a Raider's legend. Last year was a three hundredth game
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: and they intentionally rested him for their away games that
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: he could play the Warriors at home and get a
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: win against the Warriors at home in Canberra for his
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: three hundredth game, and we went in there and we
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: absolutely blew the doors off their franchise. It was an
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: embarrassing loss for them. Since then, they haven't been in us.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: That's right, So it's going to be a biggie.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: But a couple of key points here, the main one
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: being that Mitch Barnett and k Cate Weller backing up
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: from Origin a couple of nights ago, so a huge ask,
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: but you kind of do need Mitch to play.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: This is what we were discussing was like sure, Mitch
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: Barnett deserves a break. He played like forty eight minutes
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: In Origin.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Boody tackles miss none, miss none, because he's an absolute beast.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: But we're at the point of the year where we
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: need him to play.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: He seems like the sort of guy that doesn't need
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: a break. He seems like, you.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: Know, he's the kind of guy and so this is
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: what we're discussing, Like, he's starting at prop so there's
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: a chance he'll just play that prop rotation forty to
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: fifty minutes.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: However, I can see him being a guy who says, yeah,
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: you know, I'll just do a light workload and then
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: not do it and as soon as there's an injury,
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: he'll probably have to stay out there. But the other
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: exciting thing, Mike, which we've touched on is Roger showed
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: two Vasa chicks on the left wing. I can see
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: him scoring tonight. The young fellow tained to a picky
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: at fullback. It's going to be exciting and I have.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: A the recor is on the bench. Yea had a
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: huge debut and very excited to see some more minutes
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: out of him. That guy, man, he's going to be
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: able to play anywhere he wants.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Is why wouldn't you put two Varsa Shek at fullback.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Because tanned to a pickI is a reserve fullback. Yeah,
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: but and he's really good.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: It's his best position, isn't it.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But it's what's best for the team, or what's
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: best for Roger young Feller go on the wing.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: No, but he's a fullback. Yeah, and he's very young.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: It's a good I'm loving it because I've wanted to see,
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: but given how Roger's gone at center. But to be honest,
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I think Sheik's got better over these last few weeks
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: at cent. I think he's been good as gold. As
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: the team has improved, he's looked better. And it's one
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: of those things where I think as a fan base,
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: it was like with when we got smashed by sixty
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: points the other week. Everybody's bagging Johnson like he could
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: have somehow stopped us getting rolled through the middle. It's
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: absolutely ridiculous. So I think that's what's happened with Sheck.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: He's sort of two of us as Sheck he's borne
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: the brunt of the team not doing well overall, so
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: he hasn't look good.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: But as you've started looking better, say is he and
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: the other good thing too? At center? You might get
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: sort of thirteen fourteen runs a game on the wing,
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: the way we attack our outside backs take the first
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: hit ups every set, he's gonna have twenty plus runs
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: a game.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I was thinking about that, and I like
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: that idea. But you'd have to be a goddamn idiot
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: to kick it to his wing, wouldn't you. You'd just
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: be kicking it to Dallen the whole time. There's no
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: way you would be kicking it to Yes.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Yes, but when they whenever they kicked to the right wing,
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: that Nick's head up is always either from the fullback
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: or the left winger, so regardless, he'll be getting his.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Hands on the ball.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Fifteen.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: That's enough.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: I've picked Golden Point finish, but Worries.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: To win Worries by fifteen and thirty.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Thirty fifteen Golden Point ten o'clock to night, Skysport nine,
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: myself and Benigh Stuart with the acc commentary.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: Good stuff, mate.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Thanks Jason.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: The whole Chy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Ike, welcome back to your missive backbones. You're listening to the
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: big show brought to you by Night and Today.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was shocking and it was your fault. Jason's
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: the way you started that was so weird.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: I did it deliberately to see how you guys would.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Have daped and how did we go?
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Not well? Not well?
• 42:55
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• 42:58
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• 43:02
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• 43:04
  Speaker 4: Hey in the podcast outro today, I have no idea
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: what we talked about.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Well, it says here green Peace.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes, that's right.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: Because you spent time as a green Peace salesman.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Right, yes, nothing like and so did you not as
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: a green Peace But.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: It's different jobs.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: It's very character building because you're forced into one on
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: one situations continues.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: We certainly have to learn how to be a uh,
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: you know, sort of verbally abused as a job. You know,
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: certainly it's going to happen at some point over the
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: course of a day.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: It's very similar when I did the tallycommunications stuff as well.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Phoning father wasn't an encyclopedia salesman. Door to door. Yes,
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: I got it. I must have got it from there.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Your family ever had any door to door experience, not
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: that I'm aware of, Magi. Yeah, I got.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: Massive respect to people that do that for a living,
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: because every time I see someone doing that, I go, oh.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: So that that's not me. Oh my god.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: But here's a story about Jay's doing it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: I've twice been invited into strangers houses. And there's both
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: times when I was working for green Peace, when the
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: dude came and working for green Peace and he said, oh,
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: would you like a beausy? Ten beers later, he was like, okay,
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: you can go now. Literally he literally said okay, you
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: can go now. And I was like, oh, oh, I
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: suppose I should go and get some more I should
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: go and get some more obscriptions. Yeah, I shamed myself
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: and I very much outlived my welcome. Mogi.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: It's pretty good, isn't that. Yeah, that's pretty good. Like
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: that guy is just like, ah, you know, yes, but
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: he doesn't know what a scumbag you are.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah totally. And he was actually I remember it
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: very well. He was a lovely guy. And he said
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: so old, about maybe mid forties something like that. I
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: was in my young twenties, and he said he set
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: me down and got me a beer, and he said,
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: so tell me about it, tell me, tell me what
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: it's about. And it was genuinely interested that there's him
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: beers later? You want another? Really?
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: There?
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: All right? Mate? Pass off basically and I was like, yeah,
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: I don't talk to some more people.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Did he have tim beers or just you? Probably just
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: me responsibly and I wasn't weird too.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: At some point where he was going, I could see
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: him going because he'd offered me another beer, and I go, yeah,
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: it'll be good mate, there's be sweet.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Airs anyway there.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: That podcast is at at seven thirty tonight, sich Hiducky
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: Big show in the meantime.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: What's this tune? Jace, come on, ja put.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: In four on Radio quing to the Sun Age there
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: on the radio Hodankey Big show this Friday evening. Yeah.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been shopping for vibrators? Jason?
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, good? Yeah? Did you go to the Chemis warehouse?
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: No?
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well I want you know that they're available. I
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: saw it in the paper today. Kiwi Mum was shocked
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: to find a vibrator display during a chemist's warehouse visit
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: with her daughter. Right, Yes, I didn't know they sold
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: them either.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: No, I had no idea. And funnily enough, I've been
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: spending a bit of time in the chemists warehouse for
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: various you know, plastailments, ailments and pills and things like that.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Never saw a dilly or a vibrator.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Well, I can tell you this there right next to
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: the lip gloss.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Really is that true?
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah? This woman contacted the hell she's felthy about this.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: By the way, after visiting a chemist's warehouse with her
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: sixteen year old daughter and they were shopping for lipliner
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: and lip gloss when her daughter pointed out a display
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: of sex toys in a perspex box. There's something sexy
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: about a perspects box.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Yet you are absolutely you've ever.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Been locked in a perspects box and a and a
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: sort of like a sexual game of cat and mouse?
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Have you actually?
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Man? All right, hot man, very hot.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: It's one of my most erotic memories. It's a go to.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: How long are you in there?
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: For?
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Of six seven hours?
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: Did they have holes cut in it?
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: I thought they were those Korean face vibrators that are
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: supposed to clean your paws. This isn't me right. One
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: was named a French tickler, which my daughter thought was
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: just hilarious. She was mortified. She said they were between
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: nine and twelve inches and the color of M and M's.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Right, it's a yellow green, yellow, purple, bright, bright brown.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know what the story is, because I've noticed
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: that with my vibrator collection. Yeah, they are these weird
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: colors that don't sort of resemble the actual, you know,
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: human status.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: I'm surprised they've got some Pugsan type setups in there too, Fellers,
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Yeah, that I would find intimidating.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you. Off putting, off putting, Yeah, yeah,
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: let's stick. Yes, generally speaking, I would argue, you know
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, anyway, they're at the chemists warehouse, right, you
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: want me to.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: Now, I'm going there after this. Now, how do you
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: guys feel about that?
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Being a chemist? Handy?
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Look, I can see that. I can see the point.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: I can see your point.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, whose point? The woman's point?
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: There? Would you have the mix of the lipliner I
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: put the mix of the hemorrhoid Cream.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: The Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: And Rolling Stones. There on the radio, Hold Ankee Big Show.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Now we're heading into the weekend and obviously there's a
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: lot of sport going on, but it's also a bit
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: of time to watch a bit of different telly. So
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: let's get into a bit of Telly chat. What's on
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I've been watching a bit of stuff, but
• 49:11
  Speaker 7: I haven't got access to my accounts.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: I can't remember. But one of the things that I
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: did watch was called hit Man. Hit Man. He's a
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: hit Man the movie. Yeah's the movie the video game,
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: but no, it's not based on the video game. It's
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: a new one. It's it's got the bad guy, not
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: the bad guy, but the sort of the the doucheberger,
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: the pilot out of Top Gun Maverick. His name is
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Glenn summer Garda. Oh yeah, Glenn's something. You know him,
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: and it's directed by somebody who's really cool as well,
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: and you guys loving this. Yeah, But anyway, he's a
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: he's a school teacher who ends up he does builds
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: bugs and listening devices. So that he can go on
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: with the police, or the police go in as fake
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: hit men for people that want to kill their spouses
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: or whatever, and then they arrest them and then he
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: ends up being the fake.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Oh yes, I've seen it.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And then he falls in love with
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: one of the ladies there. And so I made it
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: most of the way through. I just don't think I
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: like movies anymore.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Men, Sure, I understand what you mean. It's the front.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: I watched the movie last night called Butcher's Crossing with
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Nicholas Cage, and it was basically setting the seventeen hundreds,
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: when they had the whole sort of getting buffalo hides.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: And when they pretty much went extinct.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much. They ate sixty million buffalos within the
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: space of two years. It was basically down to nothing.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: And it's all about the buffalo trade and getting the
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: hides and stuff. And Nicholas Cage's character knows where all
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: the buffalo are because they're going to dwindle out. And
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: there's a young buck who goes out there because he
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: wants to experience the wild where so it's sort of
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: his story as well, and he says, come with me,
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: I need five hundred backs because all the buffalo are
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: now and there's one valley, and so they go on
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: this mission to get all these buffalo and they're successful,
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: but then they get trapped there because he wants to
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: kill more and more buffalo, and they get trapped there
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: and they basically all go insane and mad, right, and
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: everything just integrates.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, two and a half buzzies And this.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: Last night on TVANS and plus we started watching One
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: of the Dolphins, which is about the NRAL club the expansion.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how was it? It was fine?
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Like Wayne Bennett, who's the super coach, who's a legend.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: He's really interesting.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: That's the one reason I want to watch it, Yeah,
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: just to hear him speak at length instead of just
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: grunting his way through a press conference where he says nothing.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: Well, then of the funniest things he says was like
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: he was being interviewed about being a coach. He's like,
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: you know, I've only got two rules. First rule, don't
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: be late, you know, because if you're late, it shows
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: me that you think you're better than everyone else. And
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: the second rule is don't go to prison or to
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: be honest, inflexible on that second rule, that was it
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: was very funny.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: And you can just tell from the way he speaks.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: I've only watched the first half of the first episode
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: that players would instantly want to do him anything for him,
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: So I'd recommend it.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: I reckon I'd be that type of coach that would
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: massively inspire the team but have no tactics at all. Yeah,
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: so they go out for the first ten minutes, they
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: dominate and destoy, and then they'd get their asses handed
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: to them because they've got no game plan.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: It sounds right, Ah, this is a chune. What's this tune?
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Jays sounds familiar.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Black Keys The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: on Radio MGMT.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodankey Big Show this Friday afternoon. Now,
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: I've just watched Mogi shove a mints and cheese pie
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: down his face and it got me thinking about beer
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: and pie. July, Keasy, can you put your finances away
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: in for the time being, concentrate your job, Keezy.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: I'm so I'm trying to look up the list of
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: all the pie flavors we've been sent.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Right, and now you've distracted me.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: But I can actually see the reflection of your phone
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: in in the window there and I saw buzzies.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well that wasn't that's my wallpaper anyway, It's beer
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: and pige of li time, all right, Radio hot.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: I kes beer and piedely. Was it a Minton cheese
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: by the way, Magi, Was it a steak and cheese cheese? Yeah?
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: You prefer a mensa a steak.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Oftentimes I prefer a steak because I find that you
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: can get ambushed with gristle, grizzle, grizzle fat.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know that, No, neither do I. Actually Keezy incidentally,
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: was saying the other day that you had one that
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: was like that. It was like seventy or eighty percent gristle,
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: and it.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: Was what's that gelatine?
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, gelatin.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: It was on the way home from your batch.
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: You know, we were quite hungover, so we stopped at
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: the cafe and got a pie years and it was disgusting.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it only ate a third of it.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Now, that must have been disgusting because for Kesy to
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: eat two feods of a pie?
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Was that supposed to be? Was that supposed to be?
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Just you don't like wasting food? Oh, you're right, arm so,
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: and you don't like shelling out cash.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: What don't add that extra bit of there? I love
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: shelling out.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: It was coming out of my fun account. Here are
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: some flavors people have said, gone by the way, spiced lentil.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: What spices we got there doesn't say? It doesn't matter that.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming they I assume they just mean chili.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Oh you yeah, maybe some paprika.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: Yes, well, hang on, you said, uh full English bricky sausage, bacon,
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: egg beans, and hash browns.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Shambles what with the shot you're here's something in that
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: I like. I think it sounds great. Ah, black pudding
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: and black pudding, yes, rump steak and milk chocolate. Once again.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: There's are suggestions from the listeners on three four eight
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: three When else you got you don't want to give?
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: You? Okay, hangy pork stuffing and gravy, hangy, hangy pork stuffing,
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: stuffing from a chicken or from a hangy Probably do
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: you stuff a pork.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a pork roll, a roll of pork, and then
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: you stuff in the middle of it, okay with pork Ah,
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: gravy Yeah yeah, I'd probably try that.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so good, but give it a whack. All right,
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: here's your last one. This is the last one.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: I'm reading roast hog it gravy with kippered mashed potato.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: I haven't you heard the word hog it for a while? No,
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: so I like the fact that they've used it. But
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: there's a reason why people don't have hog it anymore.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Why Because it's garbage just giving me.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: It's just given me an idea about some kind of
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: pork belly pie.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: You hate pork belly? No, I like cold pork hat.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: No, I don't hate.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: All the people that eat It's.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: All right, smashed avocado, It's just a avocado that's been
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: messed by a fork. R pulled pork. It's just pulled
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: pork that's been pulled apart.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Quite fight up about it.
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: By the way, text the word pie to three four
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: eight three. Tell us what flavor pie you would like
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: us to make? Dad's pies. Could make that pie. And also, yeah,
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: you can win five thousand dollars to get stuck in
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: the Hodarchy.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Well, there you get your man bastards. That's your Friday
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: show us. I hope you enjoyed it. As we head
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: into the weekend Mogie. What's your plans, mate.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Well, obviously you've got a little bit of Warriors tonight.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to watch it, there's discussed. I'm going
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: to wake up in the morning in the watch it
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: first thing. Yes, a little cup of coffee to somp,
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: the lovely way to start the day. And then of
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: course the All Blacks are on, yes too, so that'll
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: be bloody as well. A little bit of work, little
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: bit of this, a little bit of that, a little
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: bit of crack pepper. Grandma Sue's going home tomorrow though,
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: right of course it's a holidays. It's a bit of
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: a bag app Well, we'd prefer to go home on
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Sunday because then the wife and i'd be able to
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: go out on a date because I've both been sick
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: the whole time she's been here, so we haven't actually
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: been able to utilize it in any real shape or form.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: I see what you're saying, CAZy, Yeah, I see what
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: you're saying as well. Yeah, Keezy.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: Oh well, worries tonight commentating that Skysport nineteen o'clock with
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: Mania Stuart. But it's still on four A, No, it's not.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: It's on skys it's not on Skysport four anymore. It's
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: only on Skysport night.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, I get that again.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: Don't don't even bother jays. I know you're not going
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: to watch it anyway, so that's fine. And then I've
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: got that dinner party tomorrow night to prepare.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: For the pot luck. Oh yeah, man, I thank you.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Good luck.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Potluck sounds delicious actually, And then tomorrow I've got my
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: wife's Nippaul game. Serious question, read the commentary if I
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: watch it in the replay for or Matt, can I
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: get your commentary for that?
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Do you have skysport now?
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Nah?
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: Do you have a Dakota? Yeah, well, then just record
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: our commentary and then you watch it in the morning. Okay,
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: just a little side bit here, Key Jase isn't gonna
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: listen to your No, he's not even gonna watch the game, now, listen, fellas.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Tomorrow morning I'll wake up probably watch the Warriors, right,
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: and then my daughter's coming over from Australia this weekend,
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: which is really nice and we'll be catching up with her,
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: but she's partying all weekend. Sunday we're having young char
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: with the family, and then my youngest daughter is going
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: to stay with my two other daughters in a hotel
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: for the night. So incidentally, Mogi, my wife and I
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: are having a date night.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, nice, no children.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: So as and then she's a full on week next
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: week with all sorts going on. So it'll be nice
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: to have a good weekend.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: You have that, you'll have the place for yourself exactly.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really nice.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: You get the real care bro, Why do you keep winking?
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: So that's gonna be a lot of fun. Listen, We
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: appreciate you listening to the show. Make sure you check
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: out the podcast and the Instagram account till Monday. See
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: you