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Speaker 2: You suck. Yes, I'm going to do that every single
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Speaker 2: time you hit the wrong button.
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Speaker 2: I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey Trenholm. Coming up inside
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Speaker 2: Would you die for a bigger? A very important question
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Speaker 2: that we now have to ask. And am I the
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Speaker 2: a-hole for blocking a driver's door? That is all coming
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Speaker 2: I the a-hole for blocking a driver's door? I love
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Speaker 2: a good parking drama. I think mainly because I have
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Speaker 2: seen it. I've seen it so many times in my
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Speaker 2: life and it drives me absolutely crazy because there's deeper
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Speaker 2: seated issues I have here with this. It's not just, oh,
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Speaker 2: that person parked like an a-hole. I think that's how
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Speaker 2: a lot of people see it and then they move on. I, however,
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Speaker 2: look deeper because I have deeper seated issues. I see
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Speaker 2: someone parking like an a-hole and I think, how dare
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Speaker 2: they do that? How dare they inflict their will upon
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Speaker 2: others that have done nothing to justify receiving it? How
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Speaker 2: dare they do that and get away with it without
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Speaker 2: any sort of consequences? This is not right. Now, it's
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Speaker 2: not like I'm picketing and things like that and burning
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Speaker 2: down their house or anything, but still, it really gets
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Speaker 2: under my skin.
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Speaker 1: Well, so I too have very strong feelings about this.
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Speaker 1: And because you're being a selfish a-hole when you park
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Speaker 1: poorly and there is generally a residual effect that keeps going.
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Speaker 1: It's not just that you have inconvenience one person, then
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Speaker 1: that person typically has to park badly. And then it's
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Speaker 1: a chain reaction. And when like you're in a bar,
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Speaker 1: a bar, and typically bars have limited parking when you
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Speaker 1: do that, you are literally costing the place money just
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Speaker 1: because you are a lazy, self-centered prick and you can't
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Speaker 1: take enough time to back in and line up and
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Speaker 1: park correctly.
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Speaker 2: And everything you just said nails it because the individual
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Speaker 2: that parks that way is inconsiderate and doesn't think about
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Speaker 2: the effects on others. And you took it all the
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Speaker 2: way down the line, like in front of a business,
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Speaker 2: and how it can affect an actual business. And that
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Speaker 2: person's not even thinking about the person next to them,
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Speaker 2: let alone the impact it may actually have on the
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Speaker 2: economic community around them. But it does. And these are
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Speaker 2: the things that keep me up at night. Not necessarily
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Speaker 2: that someone parked wrong and is an a-hole, but because
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Speaker 2: I'll think about things just like, God, it's amazing how
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Speaker 2: just truly shitty some people are in this world. And
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Speaker 2: I know we haven't even gotten into the context of
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Speaker 2: this story. And obviously you and I are on the
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Speaker 2: same page. Although what you may have done and what
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Speaker 2: I may have done may vary greatly. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: You might, Trey, be the guy that's like, you know what?
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Speaker 2: I will go bird down their house. So am I
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Speaker 2: in the wrong for blocking a driver's side door with
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Speaker 2: my car? This guy says, I'm actually feeling like a
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Speaker 2: bag of shite now and need an outside opinion. Today,
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Speaker 2: I was struggling to find parking in a busy shopping center.
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Speaker 2: I drove down one lane of parking spaces, not realizing
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Speaker 2: there would be no room to turn around, and it
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Speaker 2: was just a dead end. There was one vacant spot
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Speaker 2: at the very end that had an SUV parked not on,
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Speaker 2: but over the line, making it close to impossible for
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Speaker 2: anyone else to park there. The SUV was hogging two
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Speaker 2: spaces due to poor parking. I won't lie, I was
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Speaker 2: feeling petty. I was flustered because the only way for
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Speaker 2: me to even get out was to pull into the
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Speaker 2: empty spot and reverse out. But once I pulled in,
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Speaker 2: I realized I fit by a few millimeters without touching
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Speaker 2: the other car. I even glanced inside to see how
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Speaker 2: much of a pain it would be for the driver
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Speaker 2: of the other car to get in and scoot over
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Speaker 2: to the passenger side. There was no gear shift in
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Speaker 2: the middle, just the cup holder thingy to scoot over.
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Speaker 2: But like I said, I was feeling petty and annoyed.
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Speaker 2: I feel you, brother. So instead of reversing, I parked,
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Speaker 2: went inside for 30 minutes. When I got out, two
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Speaker 2: women were standing with a security guard next to my
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Speaker 2: car looking pissed. One woman asked if I was the
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Speaker 2: car parked next to her. I said, yes. I hope
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Speaker 2: he said it that way. I really do. She started
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Speaker 2: to yell at me and ask why I would do
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Speaker 2: that to her. She kept repeating, you don't do this
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Speaker 2: to people. Hmm. I reiterated that she, in fact, did
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Speaker 2: not park correctly, and she also had the option of
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Speaker 2: getting in the passenger side. She said she couldn't because
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Speaker 2: she had knee surgery. I, in my anger, replied, I
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Speaker 2: don't care about your knee. If you're done being a twat,
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Speaker 2: I'd be happy to move my car and let you in. Trey,
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Speaker 2: I feel like we found your English cousin.
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Speaker 1: He didn't drop the C word, so I'll go second cousin.
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Speaker 2: Maybe once or twice removed. She went quiet. I pulled
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Speaker 2: out and left while she glared at me. The other
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Speaker 2: woman and the security guard didn't say a word throughout
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Speaker 2: the entire interaction. Now the more I think about it,
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Speaker 2: the worse I feel. I'm normally not so bold and petty,
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Speaker 2: so I'm not sure if what I did warrants the
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Speaker 2: response she had as if I had caused her harm
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Speaker 2: in some way. Am I in the wrong for parking
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Speaker 2: where I did? No, absolutely not. The irony is thicker
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Speaker 2: than peanut butter in this story, where she says, how
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Speaker 2: could you do this to people parking so close to
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Speaker 2: their door? I appreciate him calling her a twat in
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Speaker 2: that moment, and that's where it really needs to be
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Speaker 2: thrust upon her very, very dramatically. That She's the one
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Speaker 2: that is inflicting her will upon others, not giving a
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Speaker 2: damn how it affects. So at the end of the day,
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Speaker 2: she got a taste of her own medicine and didn't
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Speaker 2: like the flavor.
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Speaker 1: Now, this is where it does get nuanced. Did she
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Speaker 1: park that way because someone else had parked that way?
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Speaker 2: This is true.
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Speaker 1: This is where it has saved many a car and many...
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Speaker 1: Because we've all seen this and been in this situation.
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Speaker 1: And if I know the person who pulled in there
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Speaker 1: did it on their own, yeah, I would do the
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Speaker 1: exact same thing. Don't care. And I would take pictures.
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Speaker 1: So if I came out and my car was damaged,
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Speaker 1: I would know exactly who to come after.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That being said... if you run the risk that they
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Speaker 1: were just responding because another selfish twat actually, you know,
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Speaker 1: parked badly, then you are the a-hole.
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Speaker 2: You are doing the thing that I do, which is
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Speaker 2: considering all the possibilities before I decide on my course
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Speaker 2: of action, right? So I had this exact problem in
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Speaker 2: the apartment that my wife and I lived in in Uptown.
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Speaker 2: When we were basically neighbors years ago, Trey, And we
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Speaker 2: lived in that little condo off of Travis Street near
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Speaker 2: Uptown in Dallas. It had an underground garage and we
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Speaker 2: had an assigned parking space.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: When you're looking at the parking spaces, our spot was
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Speaker 2: right here in front of you. And then there was
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Speaker 2: a bunch of open spots to the right. The spot
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Speaker 2: directly to our left had a support column on the
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Speaker 2: driver's side of the parking spot. Because of that, the
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Speaker 2: person that was assigned that spot would typically pull into
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Speaker 2: that parking spot and a lot of times be hanging
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Speaker 2: over into our parking space to the right. They're double parked.
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Speaker 2: But I know they were a twat because no one
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Speaker 2: was blocking them.
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Speaker 1: No one was following.
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Speaker 2: Them over. It's just because they wanted more room to
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Speaker 2: get out of their car because of the support column
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Speaker 2: next to them. So in that case, I knew exactly
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Speaker 2: they were being dicks and not giving a damn about
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Speaker 2: anyone else down the line. So we got into a
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Speaker 2: lovely note war. Um, But you're right. When you're in
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Speaker 2: a public parking lot type situation, you don't know if
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Speaker 2: someone else did it before, and you have to consider that.
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Speaker 2: The other possibility you have to consider, and this is
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Speaker 2: a big one to me, which is, do you feel...
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Speaker 2: Is their infraction so egregious that you do something, therefore
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Speaker 2: jeopardizing your car? Because if you do that, you need
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Speaker 2: to consider the possibility that they may F up your car.
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Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 2: So the other thing you need to consider when you're
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Speaker 2: in this situation is, who's got the nicer car? If
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Speaker 2: they're driving an 88 Oldsmobile, you let them do whatever
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Speaker 2: they want.
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Speaker 1: This is where the wisdom of Dalton comes into play.
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Speaker 2: Dalton as in?
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Speaker 1: Roadhouse.
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Speaker 2: Amen, brother. Preach to me.
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Speaker 1: He had that nice Mercedes, but that's not what he drove.
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Speaker 1: He went and bought, bought the beater. And that's, there
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Speaker 1: are times I have often, you know, if you, if
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Speaker 1: I could go find an old like Cadillac or Lincoln,
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Speaker 1: you know, a big boat, I even put some tires
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Speaker 1: on the sides, just, you know, and I would wreak havoc.
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Speaker 2: Every day, every single day driving around town. It's like
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Speaker 2: fury effing road. You are Mad Max driving around and
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Speaker 2: you don't give a damn.
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Speaker 1: I would be the avenging angel of bad Parkers.
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Speaker 2: Trey, not all heroes wear capes, my friend. Some drive
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Speaker 2: around really old cars with V8s. Covered in dings and
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Speaker 2: dents and probably the occasional patch of hair in a tooth.
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Speaker 1: Yep. Solid steel. Chances are you're not going to hurt it,
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Speaker 1: but you can give it a shot.
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Speaker 2: So I've been getting some weird stuff on my social
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Speaker 2: media algorithm lately. I showed some interest in some classic cars.
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Speaker 2: And by classic, I mean odd classic. I just happened
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Speaker 2: to see on an Explorer page, I was about to
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Speaker 2: search for something. And in the Explorer page, social media
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Speaker 2: got me. It was a video of a restored F-150
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Speaker 2: wide body from like the 80s or late 70s or
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Speaker 2: something pickup. And it was shiny and immaculate. It had
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Speaker 2: a lift on it and off-road tires. And man, it
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Speaker 2: just spoke to my testosterone-fueled soul. And because I showed
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Speaker 2: interest in that, now I get shown other accounts with
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Speaker 2: older vehicles. So yesterday... I got showed some account that
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Speaker 2: had a photo of a 96 station wagon. I can't
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Speaker 2: remember if it was a Buick or an Oldsmobile or
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Speaker 2: whatever it was. But it was a 1996 station wagon,
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Speaker 2: the last of its kind. It ceased production after this.
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Speaker 2: The wood grain down the side, one owner, only like
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Speaker 2: 30-something thousand miles on it for sale in Fort Worth.
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Speaker 2: For under $ 25, 000. And I thought, oh, my God. Can
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Speaker 2: you imagine driving that thing around town? One, because it's
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Speaker 2: not your typical classic. It's not like you're driving around
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Speaker 2: a 30s pickup. You're not driving around a 57 Vette.
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Speaker 2: It's a 96 station wagon with the full original wood
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Speaker 2: trim down the side. But it looked so clean. Anyway.
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Speaker 2: Not a chance. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: There is... I cannot think of any nostalgia I would
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Speaker 1: ever have for a station wagon.
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Speaker 2: I have positive memories from my family's station wagon as
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Speaker 2: a kid, but not so much to where I'd want
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Speaker 2: to own one. Ours was a green Pontiac station wagon.
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Speaker 2: Dark green, but the wood trimmed down the side. The
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Speaker 2: only reason I have positive memories of it is because
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Speaker 2: That was our road trip, you know, the family truckster
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Speaker 2: or whatever, like Clark Griswold would refer to. We'd fold
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Speaker 2: down the seats, and my sister and I had the
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Speaker 2: entire back to us. And that meant whenever they would
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Speaker 2: take a turn too hard, we'd roll around the back
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Speaker 2: because all the seats were folded down. But, I mean,
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Speaker 2: if I saw that somewhere on the tollway, I would
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Speaker 2: get out of its way because that car's out for blood.
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Speaker 2: And if they're parked like an a-hole, they're getting away
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Speaker 2: with it.
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Speaker 1: See, there's just nothing about a station wagon that's going
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Speaker 1: to strike fear into you. Sorry.
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Speaker 2: No, I mean like in this parking situation, if I
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Speaker 2: pull in with my Jeep and that car's taking up
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Speaker 2: two spots, they win.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Because they will F up my ride in a heartbeat
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Speaker 2: if I do anything.
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Speaker 1: Oh, if someone's driving a beater and they do that, yeah,
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Speaker 1: you're getting into the wrong pissing contest there because they
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Speaker 1: don't give a F.
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Speaker 2: Mm-mm. Absolutely not. That's why you have to consider how
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Speaker 2: you approach these situations. So when someone's very obviously double
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Speaker 2: parked being an a-hole, you have to think about, okay, well,
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Speaker 2: if I do something, what could they possibly do? And
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Speaker 2: if they're driving around a Dalton beater, like you said,
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Speaker 2: then I'm not messing with them because they'll, they'll, they'll,
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Speaker 2: they'll F up my car and not think twice about it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like, this is the other thing is really
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Speaker 1: become annoying to me. If you're driving around, especially in
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Speaker 1: a big F-250. Ooh, yeah. But even a nice F-150.
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Speaker 1: Silverado 2500. You know, if you're driving around a nice
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Speaker 1: pickup truck, especially if you're on the big diesel version.
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Speaker 1: And you take a bump like you're in a lowered... Mazda, Miata.
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Speaker 1: And you go over it like, you know, you're just
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Speaker 1: a pussy.
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Speaker 2: Stop. Just gingerly go over the two-inch speed bump.
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Speaker 1: If you are in a lifted four-wheel drive vehicle and
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Speaker 1: you are afraid of a speed bump, you really, why
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Speaker 1: do you have a lifted truck? Why do you have
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Speaker 1: a four-wheel drive truck?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't watch enough Bigfoot back in the day. Bigfoot,
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Speaker 2: the truck, never took a speed bump gingerly. It sped up.
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Speaker 1: Well, you've clearly, and I'll say this, this is probably
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Speaker 1: the case for 70% of people who drive four-wheel drive trucks.
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Speaker 1: They have never actually used the four-wheel drive.
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Speaker 2: No, I'm 100% with you. When you've got a vehicle
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Speaker 2: that is that jacked up and meant for off-road just kick-assery,
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Speaker 2: you're not using it for that. Yeah, most people. Because
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Speaker 2: it looks too nice.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can tell how they drive it. If
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Speaker 1: you're a farm ranch guy and you're driving around in
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Speaker 1: an F-250, you know that thing will run over a
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Speaker 1: small Miata.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely. The people equivalent to this... So it's like you
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Speaker 2: have that beautiful big jacked up truck, but it's shiny
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Speaker 2: and nice. You're not taking that thing out and doing
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Speaker 2: work with it. You're not taking that thing out to
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Speaker 2: the woods and going mudding or anything like that. The
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Speaker 2: people equivalent would be a bodybuilder in the gym versus
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Speaker 2: a wrestler. If they get into an altercation, you've got
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Speaker 2: your bodybuilder that looks the part because he's jacked up
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Speaker 2: and he's got his showy gym muscles. But then you
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Speaker 2: got a wrestler half his size with the cauliflower ears
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Speaker 2: that looks like he's seen some stuff. You know who
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Speaker 2: my money's on.
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Speaker 1: Oh. Take the... I don't even care if the wrestler's
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Speaker 1: half the size. That wrestler is going to, you know,
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Speaker 1: have that guy twisted like a knot.
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Speaker 2: And he'll never get out because he's not flexible enough. No.
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Speaker 1: Do you remember in this... there was a time and
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Speaker 1: He did.
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Speaker 2: Cause he was a roided out bodybuilder guy. He spent
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Speaker 1: I will take a punch from him.
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Speaker 1: be questionable.
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Speaker 2: That's not their name.
22:31
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Sorry, the Commanders. The Giants... I doubt they're
22:37
Speaker 1: going to be very good, even with probably a better
22:39
Speaker 1: head coach. Eagles are going to be the Eagles. And
22:47
Speaker 1: the Cowboys will still somehow be the Cowboys and not
22:51
Speaker 1: be very good.
22:55
Speaker 2: At least they're consistent.
22:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, 30 years.
23:02
Speaker 2: And we've had some stinkers in there of seasons, mainly
23:06
Speaker 2: because of injury and extenuating circumstances. Because in those 30, well,
23:11
Speaker 2: hang on. In the 30 years since the Cowboys have
23:14
Speaker 2: done anything remarkable in the NFL, they had the lean
23:20
Speaker 2: years post-Troy Aikman, where they were like, all right, there
23:24
Speaker 2: was like a.
23:26
Speaker 1: The Quincy Carter years?
23:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Quincy Carter years. but remember before we settled
23:30
Speaker 2: on Quincy Carter, there was a few other, you know,
23:34
Speaker 2: people that got thrown in there that were even worse. Um,
23:38
Speaker 2: because you're, because after, you know, in the late nineties,
23:42
Speaker 2: we still had Troikman there, but then that's when we
23:44
Speaker 2: started getting into the, the random coach stuff, you know,
23:48
Speaker 2: where we had Dave Campo, we had Chan Gailey. I'm
23:51
Speaker 2: saying we, a bunch like I played, um, Parcells. Then
23:57
Speaker 2: you get into Parcells and he settles on Quincy Carter.
24:02
Speaker 2: And then eventually out of that, we got Tony Romo.
24:06
Speaker 2: Once we got, you know, in the Parcells era and
24:09
Speaker 2: he got established after a couple of years, then the
24:11
Speaker 2: team started showing promise, doing well, but never really, you know,
24:19
Speaker 2: nothing really happened, obviously.
24:21
Speaker 1: I will still say the best team out of all
24:24
Speaker 1: those years That the team, I really, going into the season,
24:30
Speaker 1: I believe they had a chance, was the year, I
24:33
Speaker 1: want to say it's 16, it's the year Romo got
24:35
Speaker 1: hurt and then Dak took over.
24:37
Speaker 2: To me, there are three years. There are three seasons
24:40
Speaker 2: that the Cowboys, I genuinely thought, not just as a
24:44
Speaker 2: Cowboys fan, this is our year, but genuinely, not just
24:47
Speaker 2: the beginning of the year, but going through the entire
24:50
Speaker 2: course of the season, there were three years they had
24:52
Speaker 2: legitimate shot at the Super Bowl. 07? when they lost
24:58
Speaker 2: in the divisional round to the Giants. That was the
25:01
Speaker 2: game they ultimately probably should not have trailed, and people
25:05
Speaker 2: blame Romo on that. But on, I think it was
25:07
Speaker 2: a fourth down play, he hits Patrick Creighton right in
25:10
Speaker 2: the hands. He catches it. It's a first down. The
25:13
Speaker 2: drive continues. Instead, he drops it. Game over. The other
25:17
Speaker 2: one was 14. The Dez caught it here. Two things
25:23
Speaker 2: in that game. Two major things in that game. That
25:26
Speaker 2: was a legitimate year that they had a shot to
25:28
Speaker 2: win the Super Bowl. Obviously, if Dez caught it or not,
25:33
Speaker 2: if that goes the other way, they win that game.
25:36
Speaker 2: I think they go to the Super Bowl. The other
25:38
Speaker 2: play in that game was if DeMarco Murray doesn't fumble,
25:42
Speaker 2: there's a play in there where he fumbles and the
25:45
Speaker 2: Cowboys lose the ball. If he doesn't fumble, he has
25:48
Speaker 2: got open turf all the way to the end zone.
25:51
Speaker 2: And the third season, real quick, was the same one
25:54
Speaker 2: you're saying was Romo's last year when he got hurt.
25:57
Speaker 2: That was the third one that I felt like, had
25:59
Speaker 2: he not been hurt, that was an excellent team.
26:02
Speaker 1: That was, to me, the most complete team they had had.
26:05
Speaker 1: The thing about the 14th season that I kind of...
26:08
Speaker 1: If I remember correctly, didn't Favre beat us on one
26:12
Speaker 1: leg in that game? There was a playoff game where
26:19
Speaker 1: Favre beats us and... There were a lot of excuses,
26:23
Speaker 1: but at the end of the day, it's like he
26:24
Speaker 1: was hobbling around on one leg, and they still won.
26:28
Speaker 2: I think that was an Aaron Rodgers team.
26:30
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I meant Aaron Rodgers, not Favre. Sorry. Yes. Yeah.
26:34
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that was one-legged Aaron Rodgers.
26:36
Speaker 1: Okay, that's where I disagree with you on the 14 season,
26:39
Speaker 1: because Favre was out there on one leg, still completing passes.
26:44
Speaker 1: You know, even the Dez catch, it shouldn't have been
26:49
Speaker 1: that close. Yeah.
26:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are right about that. I will say that
26:53
Speaker 2: we don't know what would have happened in that 14 game,
26:55
Speaker 2: but if the Dez actually catches it, if that stands,
27:01
Speaker 2: and also especially if DeMarco Murray doesn't fumble, I would
27:05
Speaker 2: love to see how that game plays out. Even, like
27:08
Speaker 2: you said, even with a lights-out, one-legged Aaron Rodgers. See,
27:13
Speaker 2: for those that don't know, we're actually really smart about sports.
27:18
Speaker 2: But we're also smart about other stuff, unlike other folks.
27:20
Speaker 2: All right, so this is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan,
27:23
Speaker 2: he's Trey. Today is Wednesday, September 9th, 2026. Celebrate today
27:29
Speaker 2: with some birthdays.
27:35
Speaker 1: All right. It's kind of a.
27:36
Speaker 2: Weird birthday day, but we'll slog through this. It's actually
27:39
Speaker 2: pretty good. We're going to start with David Steele. He
27:42
Speaker 2: is 66. He is the songwriter and the bassist from
27:48
Speaker 2: Fine Young Cannibals. Two important things about David Steele turning
27:52
Speaker 2: 66 from the Fine Young Cannibals. Number one, very wise
27:56
Speaker 2: on his part as a bassist to be a songwriter
27:59
Speaker 2: because you are the most expendable member of a band
28:02
Speaker 2: if you were the bassist. If you don't believe me,
28:04
Speaker 2: ask Jason Newsted. So he managed to show his worth
28:10
Speaker 2: to the band by being a songwriter. Smart on his part.
28:14
Speaker 2: The second important thing for David Steele turning 66 as
28:18
Speaker 2: a member of the Fine Young Cannibals is they gave
28:22
Speaker 2: us an all-time banger, She Drives Me Crazy. And then
28:27
Speaker 2: that song was paired up in a movie with Jennifer
28:31
Speaker 2: Connelly where she rides a little coin-operated horse straight into
28:36
Speaker 2: our hearts and our memories.
28:39
Speaker 1: And our loins. Mm-hmm. Jennifer Connelly. Oh yeah.
28:49
Speaker 2: Anyway, uh, David Steele, 66. And that is why we
28:53
Speaker 2: do birthdays because we will find some stuff in there.
28:56
Speaker 2: Even if it seems like just an innocuous guy turning 66, uh,
29:01
Speaker 2: pink is 47. Good for her singer, songwriter, uh, and, uh,
29:06
Speaker 2: someone that they wanted to try to turn into Britney
29:08
Speaker 2: Spears and she wouldn't have it.
29:10
Speaker 1: It's, it is so funny. It's, um, I was on YouTube,
29:16
Speaker 1: and there's a famous video of her watching this girl
29:21
Speaker 1: do a cover of What About Us? And the girl,
29:27
Speaker 1: it's like Davina or something. She's remarkable. And even Pink's like,
29:32
Speaker 1: she sings this better than I ever could. But, you know,
29:36
Speaker 1: Pink's first song, and I can't even remember the name,
29:38
Speaker 1: but she came off, she was kind of like the tough.
29:43
Speaker 1: She was on a motorcycle. She's in leather, tough. Yeah,
29:45
Speaker 1: she was not going to be Britney Spears, but she
29:47
Speaker 1: had that hit. And then, yeah, she was kind of like,
29:51
Speaker 1: F all of you, I'll do it my own way.
29:52
Speaker 1: And God knows she's talented enough that she did.
29:56
Speaker 2: That woman can sing. She was pop, but she was
30:01
Speaker 2: like this sort of a pop punk ish hybrid, you know,
30:05
Speaker 2: not like not so much punk music, but sort of
30:08
Speaker 2: a punk attitude and voice was that style. Kind of
30:13
Speaker 2: like what when Christina Aguilera, when they had her coming
30:17
Speaker 2: up right behind Britney Spears and then they're alongside, they're
30:20
Speaker 2: the pop princesses and then Pink is there. She was
30:23
Speaker 2: sort of the alternate version of them. She was sort
30:26
Speaker 2: of like the harder edge, the more rock style. And
30:28
Speaker 2: then eventually Christina Aguilera tried to go that route a
30:31
Speaker 2: little bit and somewhat successfully because that dirty video sure
30:34
Speaker 2: was dirty at the time.
30:35
Speaker 1: Well, this is the thing I'll always say about if
30:41
Speaker 1: you ever want to understand why music is so weird.
30:45
Speaker 1: You can go back and look at the talent in
30:47
Speaker 1: the late 90s. Britney, Christina, Pink. Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, uh,
30:56
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson, uh, Brandy, Monica, all these things. Britney's the
31:00
Speaker 1: worst singer out of all of them by far. Yeah.
31:05
Speaker 1: By leaps and bounds, but the biggest.
31:07
Speaker 2: Star because, uh, Beyonce coming out of, you know, destiny's child.
31:12
Speaker 1: That was a little Beyonce's a little bit after destiny's
31:15
Speaker 1: child is late nineties, but then that's kind of a group.
31:17
Speaker 1: I mean, I will never, never forget though. Uh, when
31:21
Speaker 1: Wyclef Jean does the remix of no, no, no. And
31:23
Speaker 1: it's their video and they're on like swings and you're like, Oh,
31:28
Speaker 1: who is that? She's hot. And yeah, Beyonce, but of the,
31:35
Speaker 1: of the, I'll call them the pop princesses of the,
31:37
Speaker 1: of the nineties. Britney is by far and away the
31:41
Speaker 1: biggest star and by far and away the least talented.
31:45
Speaker 2: Vocally. She shouldn't be in the same stadium with those
31:48
Speaker 2: other names that you mentioned. not even close. No, not yet.
31:53
Speaker 1: Not even close. She, but she was hot and packet
31:58
Speaker 1: just the right time that oops. I did it again.
32:02
Speaker 1: School girl video. If that, if she doesn't do that video, we,
32:07
Speaker 1: she is in a trailer in.
32:08
Speaker 2: Louisiana forever and we will have never heard of her.
32:13
Speaker 1: Oh, the only way you would have heard of her
32:15
Speaker 1: is Mickey mouse club.
32:18
Speaker 2: That's true. I do forget about the Mickey Mouse Club.
32:20
Speaker 2: She would have been one of the sad Mickey Mouse
32:23
Speaker 2: Club kid stories who still ended up in the trailer,
32:26
Speaker 2: you know, next to a swamp. And if I remember
32:29
Speaker 2: this correctly, Oops, I Did It Again, Britney Spears, would not,
32:36
Speaker 2: I hope, get made today. Because if I remember right.
32:39
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. Oops, I Did It... No, was it
32:42
Speaker 1: Hit Me Baby One More Time was her first hit? Yeah,
32:44
Speaker 1: that was her score. Yeah.
32:46
Speaker 2: Hit Me Baby One More Time, yeah. Or whichever one
32:48
Speaker 2: it was. We know the one you're talking about. Yeah, yeah.
32:52
Speaker 2: If I remember correctly, she wasn't even 16 when they
32:54
Speaker 2: shot that. I don't think that even gets released today.
32:58
Speaker 2: At least I hope not.
33:00
Speaker 1: Oh, I think it does.
33:02
Speaker 2: You think so?
33:02
Speaker 1: Yeah.
33:03
Speaker 2: Schoolgirl outfit, dripping sexuality kind of thing. I feel like
33:06
Speaker 2: today's climate, I feel like they'd be like, hey, that's
33:10
Speaker 2: a little, you know, for someone underage. I mean, we
33:17
Speaker 2: didn't care at the time because we were within a
33:19
Speaker 2: few years of her age. We're like, that's on the table. Yeah.
33:24
Speaker 2: But if you're 40, but if you're our age right now,
33:26
Speaker 2: looking back at her, then it's just like, Ooh, that's,
33:30
Speaker 2: that's like, that's, that's like my buddy's daughter.
33:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe. I don't know that that's a tough one,
33:36
Speaker 1: but for as big of a nut job as she
33:42
Speaker 1: turned out to be, you know, that's, but again, and that's,
33:48
Speaker 1: I have said this over and over because I've had,
33:52
Speaker 1: especially running bars, people who come in and sing and
33:56
Speaker 1: you're like, how do you not have a recording contract?
34:01
Speaker 1: You are so good. But it's just the fickle nature
34:04
Speaker 1: of the music business. Just because you're the most talented
34:07
Speaker 1: does not mean you are going to be a star. Nope.
34:12
Speaker 2: David Arquette is 55 from the Arquette family. We were
34:15
Speaker 2: speaking yesterday about the Hollywood nepotism Um, uh, very strong, uh,
34:21
Speaker 2: in its roots. And the Arquette family is one that's
34:25
Speaker 2: been around for a long time. I mean, those, all
34:27
Speaker 2: those siblings, you had David Arquette, Rosanna Arquette, Patricia, Patricia Arquette.
34:33
Speaker 2: Thank you. Uh, all those siblings. I mean, uh, David Arquette,
34:36
Speaker 2: best known as, uh, uh, the not Dudley do right.
34:40
Speaker 2: But you know, the, the, whatever deputy and scream.
34:45
Speaker 1: He was best known as Mr. Courtney Cox.
34:48
Speaker 2: And not the WCW champion at one time. It's instead
34:52
Speaker 2: it's Mr. Courtney Cox. His acting is questionable. Yeah.
34:58
Speaker 1: I mean, his sisters, I generally think are pretty talented,
35:01
Speaker 1: but yeah, I, I think he, he is a Nepo
35:05
Speaker 1: baby who, uh, pulled at the time, one of the
35:09
Speaker 1: hottest women in the world. Okay.
35:12
Speaker 2: You mentioned Russ earlier and we don't typically talk about
35:14
Speaker 2: Russ too much on the show because I mean, he's
35:16
Speaker 2: been dead a long time and whatever. Um, But this
35:19
Speaker 2: is this is an interesting tie in back to our
35:21
Speaker 2: old radio show. So we had David Arquette on. We
35:26
Speaker 2: were on the Eagle, you know, back when Russ was
35:30
Speaker 2: still half cognizant. And they sort of had like this
35:36
Speaker 2: brief friendship. And then, of course, Russ got drunk and
35:38
Speaker 2: made it weird. And then he never heard from him again.
35:40
Speaker 2: But David Arquette's current wife. Do you know who she is?
35:45
Speaker 1: I do not.
35:46
Speaker 2: It's Christina something. Do you remember back in the early
35:51
Speaker 2: two thousands from the CW 33 across the street when
35:55
Speaker 2: we were at live one Oh five, three, there was
35:57
Speaker 2: an entertainment reporter that did a package on Russ. I
36:01
Speaker 2: do remember that brunette girl young in her twenties.
36:07
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah. Now, now that I've pulled it up, I
36:09
Speaker 1: know exactly who you're talking about. Yes.
36:12
Speaker 2: That is David Arquette's wife. That's that was the full
36:15
Speaker 2: circle involving, you know, Russ and the show. This Christina McLarty,
36:20
Speaker 2: that was her name, Christina McLarty, who was working at
36:22
Speaker 2: the CW 33 across the street from our radio station
36:25
Speaker 2: at the time, did this package on Russ. Russ is,
36:28
Speaker 2: of course, doing it because he wanted to get in
36:30
Speaker 2: her pants. I don't think he ever did. Trey, you
36:33
Speaker 2: would know better than I did in that little era.
36:36
Speaker 2: And then down the line, she eventually moves to L.A.
36:40
Speaker 2: She ends up married to David Arquette. David Arquette ends
36:43
Speaker 2: up on the show in like the 20 teens. And
36:47
Speaker 2: that was their little link. How's that for random?
36:54
Speaker 1: It's random. And it's funny. Speaking of a quick Russ story,
36:59
Speaker 1: we were talking yesterday about Russ and guests.
37:04
Speaker 2: And ruining them.
37:05
Speaker 1: One of the funnier times, and this is back when
37:09
Speaker 1: we were on 105.3, and the midday show, Tonya Harding
37:15
Speaker 1: was making the rounds as a boxer, if you remember.
37:20
Speaker 2: That's right. Part of the celebrity boxing stuff that was
37:23
Speaker 2: big at the time.
37:24
Speaker 1: But, you know, she was actually trying to, like, act
37:26
Speaker 1: like she was going to be a legitimate boxer. And.
37:32
Speaker 1: One of the prerequisites, because they had offered her to us,
37:36
Speaker 1: one of the prerequisites of the interview was she will
37:39
Speaker 1: not talk about the Nancy Kerrigan issue. No. What's the point?
37:45
Speaker 2: If you can't ask about the biggest thing, there's no
37:47
Speaker 2: point in having you in the room.
37:49
Speaker 1: And I was like, pass. And then Russ comes, sees
37:51
Speaker 1: her on Pugs and Kelly, and he comes in, he's
37:54
Speaker 1: screaming at me, why the F do it? And then... Inevitably,
37:59
Speaker 1: they ask her about it, and she storms out of
38:01
Speaker 1: the studio, and I go, that is why I said no.
38:05
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, okay. Yeah.
38:09
Speaker 2: Eat it, you big jerk.
38:11
Speaker 1: Yeah.
38:12
Speaker 2: I don't know how many times you had to do that.
38:14
Speaker 2: He would make some gross assumption and then come in
38:17
Speaker 2: screaming and hollering and blah, blah, blah, and be like,
38:19
Speaker 2: this is your fault.
38:21
Speaker 1: What? What do you mean?
38:22
Speaker 2: We said no because of A, B, and C, because
38:24
Speaker 2: of the rules you laid out. Okay.
38:29
Speaker 1: Yeah. Rule number one is we don't negotiate. Yeah.
38:36
Speaker 2: Brooke Burke is 55 as well. TV host, fitness personality.
38:41
Speaker 1: You know, I haven't seen her in a couple of
38:43
Speaker 1: years since she did it. She did a Skechers commercial, though,
38:45
Speaker 1: not long ago and still look good.
38:48
Speaker 2: The best Skechers have ever looked. Mm hmm. Kennedy is 54.
38:52
Speaker 2: Former MTV VJ. She's a television radio personality. I think
38:57
Speaker 2: now you can find her on the Fox News quite
38:59
Speaker 2: a bit.
39:00
Speaker 1: She's on Fox Business and Fox News. And interesting. She's
39:05
Speaker 1: a very interesting person. I forgot what song. I think
39:10
Speaker 1: it's a Goo Goo Dolls song that's based on her.
39:14
Speaker 2: Really?
39:15
Speaker 1: Yeah.
39:16
Speaker 2: Ooh, I'll have to look that one up.
39:18
Speaker 1: Something as... I don't know your name or whatever. Cause
39:22
Speaker 1: no one, something about her. She seldom divulged her last name.
39:28
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Just Kennedy. Sometimes one name's all you need.
39:36
Speaker 2: Wiz Khalifa is 39. Martin Freeman is also 55. A
39:41
Speaker 2: trio of 55-year-olds today. Martin Freeman from The Original Office,
39:46
Speaker 2: from The Hobbit, from Sherlock. He was also CIA Agent
39:50
Speaker 2: Ross in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I couldn't do the
39:57
Speaker 2: Hobbit movies. Not because I think they're good or bad
40:02
Speaker 2: or anything, but I feel like I was so physically
40:06
Speaker 2: tired after the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the
40:09
Speaker 2: Return of the King movie, because I watched the director's
40:13
Speaker 2: cut of that, which I think was like three days long.
40:16
Speaker 2: And after that, I was so burned out on the
40:18
Speaker 2: hobbitses that by the time the Hobbit movie started coming out,
40:22
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm, I'm spent. I don't have the,
40:25
Speaker 2: I don't have the energy for these right now. They
40:27
Speaker 2: might be great. I have no idea.
40:32
Speaker 1: I think I have mixed feelings about that. It was
40:37
Speaker 1: not near the movie that the Lord of the Rings were.
40:39
Speaker 1: The books were, the book is fantastic, but I think
40:41
Speaker 1: they stretched it too much. I think you could have
40:45
Speaker 1: done the Hobbit in one movie. the bigger bigger question
40:51
Speaker 1: is so that you know they're coming out with a
40:56
Speaker 1: another Lord of the Rings movie oh sweet Jesus and
41:02
Speaker 1: it's it's before it's basically about Smeagol.
41:10
Speaker 2: Oh yeah I think this one's supposed to be like
41:12
Speaker 2: actually it's going to star and then I think it's
41:14
Speaker 2: also being directed By that guy. Peter Jackson? No, no, no, no, no.
41:21
Speaker 2: The guy that actually plays Gollum. Oh, maybe. God, I
41:25
Speaker 2: know his name. I'm brain farting. I sort of got
41:27
Speaker 2: to know it.
41:27
Speaker 1: But A, it's going to be because it's Ian McKellen
41:31
Speaker 1: and like the cast is, some of the cast is returning,
41:34
Speaker 1: but they're, it's before the Lord of the Rings and
41:37
Speaker 1: they're all 25 years older.
41:39
Speaker 2: Yeah.
41:45
Speaker 1: Yeah.
41:48
Speaker 2: I have a hard time with certain prequel stuff. Andy Serkis.
41:53
Speaker 2: Andy Serkis.
41:53
Speaker 1: Yeah.
41:55
Speaker 2: I have a hard time with certain prequel stuff because
41:58
Speaker 2: I already know the ending. Right. So like Game of Thrones,
42:03
Speaker 2: when House of Dragon came out, I really had no
42:05
Speaker 2: interest in it. And I don't know if I'm the
42:06
Speaker 2: only one that thinks or feels this way. When House
42:11
Speaker 2: of Dragon came out, I really didn't care because I
42:14
Speaker 2: still know the ultimate ending, which to me means whatever
42:17
Speaker 2: happens in this story doesn't really matter. It's not going
42:22
Speaker 2: to change the ending that I already know, right? So
42:28
Speaker 2: that doesn't typically interest me. I don't know if I'm
42:33
Speaker 2: unique in that. It's just something, I mean, I think
42:36
Speaker 2: House of Dragon has done fairly well. So I just,
42:39
Speaker 2: I don't know. It just doesn't pull me in. Yeah.
42:42
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm the weirdo there. A few more quick birthdays.
42:47
Speaker 2: I don't know if you say it. Is it Gaten
42:50
Speaker 2: or Gaten? Matazaro. Matarazzo.
42:53
Speaker 1: Sorry.
42:54
Speaker 2: I'm just butchering his name all over the place. Guy's
42:56
Speaker 2: a bigger star than I'll ever dream to be. He's
42:59
Speaker 2: the kid with the funny teeth in Stranger Things. Gaten Matarazzo.
43:04
Speaker 2: Gaten Matarazzo is 24 today from Stranger Things. Very talented kid,
43:08
Speaker 2: by the way. Very, very good actor. And finally, this
43:13
Speaker 2: one's just going to make you feel old. From Home Improvement,
43:19
Speaker 2: Jonathan Taylor Thomas is 45. 45. Ugh.
43:26
Speaker 1: Never really watched Home Improvement, so it doesn't... Now, was
43:31
Speaker 1: he the one that got in trouble with the law,
43:33
Speaker 1: or is that the other one?
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Speaker 2: That was the older blonde kid, Zachary Taylor Ty four-name kid.
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I mean.
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Speaker 1: At this point in my life, getting out of bed
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Speaker 1: makes me feel older, so birthdays really just.
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Speaker 2: Fair point. I know one... Wait, wait, I forgot. There's
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Speaker 2: one more birthday I was saving for last. This one
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Speaker 2: will get you out of bed. Heather Thomas is 69.
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Speaker 2: From the Fall Guy TV show in that blue bikini
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Speaker 2: opening up those saloon doors in the intro.
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Speaker 1: The times of the Heathers. Locklear and Thomas. Ooh, I
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Speaker 1: wonder how she looks.
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Speaker 2: It's not good, buddy.
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Speaker 1: It's not?
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Speaker 2: It's not good. Remember the Fall Guy movie with Emily
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Speaker 2: Blunt and Ryan Gosling? There was a credit scene where
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Speaker 2: Lee Majors, the original Fall Guy, and Heather Thomas make
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Speaker 2: an appearance at the very end of the movie. I
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Speaker 2: had to look it up to make sure it was
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Speaker 2: actually Heather Thomas because it did not look like her
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Speaker 2: because that lady had a lot of work done.
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Speaker 1: You know what? She looks okay. Have you seen Bridget Fonda?
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Speaker 2: I have not.
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Let's go to break. We'll Google
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Speaker 1: that and then we'll come back with that.
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Speaker 2: That's a great tease.
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Speaker 2: so we went to that break. Trey said you need
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Speaker 2: to look up what Bridget Fonda looks like now. She
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Speaker 2: was in a remake of La Femme Nikita back in
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Speaker 2: the day, and she looked damn good.
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Speaker 1: I mean, from mid-90s to early 2000, she was phenomenal.
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Speaker 1: Great actress, and I have a thing for redheads, but
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Speaker 1: just gorgeous.
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Speaker 2: Okay, so I have not seen her in forever.
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Speaker 1: She left Hollywood to raise a family, have kids. No
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Speaker 1: one had really seen her, like very few public appearances,
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Speaker 1: but She recently made one because, yeah, well.
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Speaker 2: So I typed in Bridget Fonda now. I have not
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Speaker 2: seen it yet, so you're going to get my honest
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Speaker 2: first reaction. I haven't even had a chance to hit
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Speaker 2: images or anything, but we'll see what I get here.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: That's not her.
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Speaker 1: You want to believe that. Then you look closely at
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Speaker 1: the facial features and you go, no, that is her.
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Speaker 1: Especially the nose.
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Speaker 2: It's her. No.
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Speaker 1: She looks like Henry. Actually, no, Henry aged better. No.
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Speaker 2: Oh, buddy, no.
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Speaker 1: It's hard to look at. And the reason picture is,
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Speaker 1: one of the reasons is because she's lost weight because
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Speaker 1: of like, I think she's on a GLP-1 or something.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if you'll be able to see this
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Speaker 2: very good from there, but how does that go to that?
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Speaker 1: I have looked and I... I mean, clearly, she did
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Speaker 1: not give an F.
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Speaker 2: You said she left Hollywood to have a family and
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Speaker 2: raise kids or to build a house and lure and
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Speaker 2: eat kids?
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Speaker 1: Clearly, you know, she fed her. I assume she fed
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Speaker 1: her kids, and she may have fed on them or
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Speaker 1: their friends. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: It also looks like she's been eating some demons. Look,
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Speaker 2: I'm not one to judge. I've had to weight battle
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Speaker 2: my entire life, but at the same time, I didn't
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Speaker 2: have the fond of name and resources that she's had.
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Speaker 2: You know what? As long as she's happy, that's all
48:08
Speaker 2: that matters. Whether or not when I see her walking
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Speaker 2: down the street, if if I'm scared or, or titillated, that's,
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Speaker 2: that's really not her concern.
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Speaker 1: I mean, but that is one of her underrated roles.
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Speaker 1: I think underrated movie, maybe of the nineties, but doc Hollywood.
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Speaker 2: She was in doc Hollywood. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: She was the daughter of the mayor.
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Speaker 2: But she wasn't the main love interest that came out
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Speaker 2: of the lake. No.
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Speaker 1: Remember, she and Woody Harrelson go to Hollywood. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's right. It's been so long since I've seen that movie,
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Speaker 2: I'd forgotten her role in that. That's right.
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Speaker 1: It holds up. It's still a good movie.
48:59
Speaker 2: That's one I want to go back and rewatch. That's
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Speaker 2: one of those movies I thought about randomly like a
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Speaker 2: few weeks ago where I remember back when it came out,
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Speaker 2: and I also remember, I can't remember the name of
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Speaker 2: the actress who played the love interest opposite Michael J.
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Speaker 2: Fox in Doc Hollywood. But we're talking about a movie
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Speaker 2: that's basically just, you know, it's a comedy, right? It's
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Speaker 2: not supposed to be this. hard R type of film.
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Speaker 1: Julie Warner.
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Speaker 2: Julie Warner. She makes a hell of an entrance in
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Speaker 2: this film because Doc Hollywood, he's lost. He goes down
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Speaker 2: to this lake or river and this beautiful woman comes
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Speaker 2: walking out of the water completely naked and it's full frontal.
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Speaker 2: I mean, that 90s Bush is out there. And I
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Speaker 2: remember it in the movie, and I even remember interviews
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Speaker 2: with her on Entertainment Tonight and stuff, going like, so
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Speaker 2: you went all out for this role, didn't you? And
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Speaker 2: even at the time I'm watching this movie, keep in mind,
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Speaker 2: I'm at the height of puberty, so I was all
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Speaker 2: about it. But even then, at the height of puberty,
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Speaker 2: I was like, this seems a little strong for this movie.
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Speaker 2: That doesn't really seem to be necessary, you know? And
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Speaker 2: now I look back on it and I was like,
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Speaker 2: that was extremely gratuitous. Don't get me wrong. Like 12,
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Speaker 2: 13 year old me loved it, but that was a.
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Speaker 1: PG 13 movie. I don't remember the full nudity.
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Speaker 2: Oh God, I do. I felt like a booger in
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