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6/26/2026: Don’t Bring the Ashes to My Wedding! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: D FW. It's time to welcome Welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Billy the Care the Kid, Carry the Can, Billy.
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  Speaker 3: The Kid in the Morning, starring the one and only
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  Speaker 3: Candice Lopez and producer Poo, Billy the Kid in the Morning,
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  Speaker 3: the Incredible Live and logo Billy's a Kid in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to Friday fay It Mikes one of two
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  Speaker 1: point nine. Good morning, and Billy the Kid. Candae Lopez
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  Speaker 1: is your producer. Poo is here. Not only is it Friday,
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  Speaker 1: but we're celebrating so many things we are right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's a big celebration. It's a fat celebration Friday. It
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  Speaker 1: is what it is, Yesterday, Fat Friday. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: we're well, we're kind of celebrating Candas's birthday a little
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  Speaker 1: bit early.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, by Princess Birthday Week.
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  Speaker 2: You guys nailed it because you know, next Friday is
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  Speaker 2: a holiday, so I get my Princess Birthday Week.
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  Speaker 1: Princess Birthday Week. It's so funny, Okay, Princess Birthday Week.
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  Speaker 2: We call it my house.
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  Speaker 1: Well it should be a month, Cannis. Yeah, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: We'll celebrate you. It's uh, you know, it's tough to
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  Speaker 1: turn thirty five again. It is you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: So we're celebrating that. We're also celebrating it's our third
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  Speaker 1: year show anniversary. That's so crazy, which is so amazing.
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  Speaker 1: So and you know what you listening. You have everything
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  Speaker 1: to do with that. So thank you, because we wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be here for a year, right if you didn't listen. So,
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  Speaker 1: and we've doubled our listeners. We went from like ten
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  Speaker 1: to twenty over three years, and it's a lot to celebrate. No,
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  Speaker 1: for real, thank you so much. And it was so
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  Speaker 1: sweet of our our boss saying, who decorated the studio
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  Speaker 1: so nice?
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  Speaker 2: I know, it's so beautiful in here.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. I'm looking around and was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh that that was awesome. She's great. She gave us
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  Speaker 1: a card and have people sign it, and I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: it's so nice. I don't expect all that.
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  Speaker 4: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: I do love balloons though in confetti.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you love a good decorated studios.
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  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 2: It makes my day, It makes my week happy, show verse.
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  Speaker 2: I still have the list of when we launched this show.
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  Speaker 2: Remember we have a list of our first listeners. So
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  Speaker 2: our very first listener was Rhiannon. She was a nurse
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  Speaker 2: from Burr Listen. I think she drives a Buick. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know why that's in my notes, Brianna, do you
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  Speaker 2: drive a buick?
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  Speaker 1: Conclam not our first listener ever. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Our second listener ever was Mailman Bill from Plano.
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  Speaker 1: I hope he's okay. I haven't talked to him in
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  Speaker 1: a while. Love Mailman Bill.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyways, I have the whole list of.
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  Speaker 4: Ten of our first ten list.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: You don't run it down for you right now.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't have to do that right now. But
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  Speaker 1: you know we love you for listening. It means the
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  Speaker 1: world to us. So we're celebrating you today for our
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  Speaker 1: third year show versary. Hopefully we'll have another three and
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  Speaker 1: who knows how many more.
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  Speaker 4: I would love that.
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  Speaker 1: I would too. So everything else with you good? Can this?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Everything's good?
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  Speaker 2: But you know how you've always been saying lately that
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  Speaker 2: you have eyes on Pooh bike. Someone caught him at
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  Speaker 2: what was it? Where was the chicken?
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  Speaker 1: Chicken Chicken? Yeah? I got spies, listen, I got spies
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  Speaker 1: everywhere in this city.
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  Speaker 2: I actually have spies in the city too, because I
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  Speaker 2: got eyes.
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  Speaker 4: On you me, what what are your neighbors?
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  Speaker 5: Me?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what are your neighbors?
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  Speaker 2: Let me know that you are apparently walking around your neighborhood.
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  Speaker 4: Without shoes on, so I need to know what the
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  Speaker 4: story is.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I feel violated.
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  Speaker 2: You're looking, they were exactly sure what you were doing
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  Speaker 2: in your neighborhood without your shoes.
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  Speaker 4: You please enlighten us.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well you know what I feel. First of all. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I feel violated, second of all, And I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about this because I know Poho's going to
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  Speaker 1: make fun of me.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead, he doesn't even know you know what.
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  Speaker 1: Happened with the class though. Okay, So what I've been
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  Speaker 1: doing lately is taking a nightly walk barefoot, okay, doing
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  Speaker 1: some grounding, trying to get close. I like it. Look
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  Speaker 1: at this guy, that's great, you need to ground look
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  Speaker 1: at him. Okay, I'm gonna find out which neighbor did
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  Speaker 1: this and told you, because that's hysterical.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna ask around.
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  Speaker 4: But it's whatever I.
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  Speaker 2: Do, they'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I will admit to it. Yes, I've been grounding lately.
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  Speaker 2: That's good, but you need to be in the grass.
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  Speaker 4: In the grass, I'm walking around.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I walk on the grass park in between
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  Speaker 1: the street and the sidewalk. Okay, I tried to not
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  Speaker 1: all the time, but I try to stay there and ground.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I had no explanation for this, I said,
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  Speaker 2: just let me ask him tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: No, that is true. The rumors are true. I am
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  Speaker 1: walking around my neighborhood in Carrollton barefoot and loving life
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  Speaker 1: in shorts and a tank top with my dog trigger.
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  Speaker 1: So if you see a barefoot, tattooed dude, yeah German shepherd,
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  Speaker 1: it's probably just me grounding myself, trying to get good
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  Speaker 1: energy from the earth. Poos. So I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: you're loud, I'm not. Yeah, that's cool, dude, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I'm just glad that somebody else is telling it all.
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  Speaker 1: Bill good, you know what you need to be. I
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  Speaker 1: don't ever have any spots.
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  Speaker 7: People just see me, they don't say nothing, and they
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  Speaker 7: tell you yes they did.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now I know how that feels. I don't love it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I see, I don't love it. At least I was
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  Speaker 1: walking and not eating. Yeah, yeah, you know what. That's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: People hit me up like, oh, Poo's at Chipley Donuts again.
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  Speaker 1: On poos at Chipotle. Hey, I'm not Chipotle's healthy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Then they take a picture of the two bowls that
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  Speaker 1: you have and I'm like, oh, I'm grounding. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you're doing doing something. I'm grinding that burrita.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my good, what's up with you poo? Besides making
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  Speaker 1: fun of me.
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  Speaker 7: I never thought i'd say this, but man, I wish
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  Speaker 7: the Highway Patrol would come back to George Bush.
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  Speaker 1: We were driving crazy.
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  Speaker 7: I was on the way here this morning and this
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  Speaker 7: this guy had to have been doing at least one
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  Speaker 7: hundred and twenty five because I was, I know, I
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  Speaker 7: was doing like seventy.
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  Speaker 1: The speed limit. It was probably Candace, and he flew
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  Speaker 1: by me, and he flew by me so fast that
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  Speaker 1: my car was like yeah, And I was like, well
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  Speaker 1: you also drive extra slow though, drive slow because it's
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  Speaker 1: hard to text and drive. I don't do that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do you already told me. I stopped that.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you people, he's a distracted driver. Everyone is
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  Speaker 1: yeah I used to be, but yeah, this guy was
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  Speaker 1: flying and I was like, what's going on? Then I
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  Speaker 1: got to George W.
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  Speaker 6: Sevney five, and they were acting crazy on seventy five
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  Speaker 6: crazy everywhere morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's World Cup, you know, the World Cup. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I'm grounding myself. I'm trying to stay focused and grounding myself.
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  Speaker 1: You can laugh to It's helped me. Oh really, I
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  Speaker 1: don't speed. I have hold on, but I don't. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: no road rage, no more. No, it's a new me.
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  Speaker 1: Play live music. Play the live music. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to play the line music because I'm not lying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I've been grounding myself and I feel like my
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  Speaker 1: tempers calm down.
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  Speaker 4: That very calm?
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  Speaker 1: Do I look calm?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I know, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 4: Your friends, you.
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  Speaker 1: Should try grounding yourself. I'm not going ground We should
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  Speaker 1: do it right now. Should go out by the toll. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: the kid in the morning only on.
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  Speaker 4: The new mix one.
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  Speaker 2: Two point nine.
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  Speaker 1: It's Friday. Let's go Candi Slowpez. What is going on
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  Speaker 1: over there?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: The US men's team took their first loss in the
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  Speaker 2: World Cup yesterday, losing three to two against Turkey A.
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  Speaker 4: They were able to score fast in the third.
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  Speaker 2: Minute of the game.
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  Speaker 4: They were up at the half and.
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  Speaker 2: Then tied going into stoppage time, but then Turkey scored
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  Speaker 2: in the ninety eighth minute.
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  Speaker 4: It was a good finish though for the group stage.
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  Speaker 1: I got to ask you something because I meant to
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  Speaker 1: ask you this yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm stupid, So don't get me wrong. You're
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  Speaker 1: not stupid. I'm stupid. Why are we calling it turkey? A?
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  Speaker 1: Are you just being Canadian? Or is that an accent?
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  Speaker 4: I think they changed the name.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they did. It's not just Turkey.
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  Speaker 2: They changed the name a few years ago to get
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  Speaker 2: away from like the literal turkey. I think.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't know that Thanksgiving Turkey.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay. I was like, why is she saying this
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  Speaker 1: with an accent?
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  Speaker 2: I know, let somebody fact check me because obviously I've
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  Speaker 2: never been there, don't know anyone from there.
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  Speaker 4: That's just what I've heard when.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to go to Turkey. All right, we're getting booby,
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  Speaker 1: we're getting hair transplants, we're getting either way, we're going to.
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  Speaker 2: Turkey A okay, Yes, anyways, that was a lot guys.
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  Speaker 2: The US men guy's on top though of the group stage.
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  Speaker 2: They will move on to play Bosnia and Herzegovina on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of slibs are at the game though Will Ferrell,
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: Brad Pitt, Ashton Kutcher, Paris Hilton delivered the game ball
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: in true La fashion yesterday. But back here, Argentina fans
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  Speaker 2: expected to meet at Clyde wore In Park tonight at
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  Speaker 2: six o'clock to get ready for the match against Jordan.
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  Speaker 2: That's tomorrow at nine pm. I think there's people already
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  Speaker 2: out there. Oh yeah, at Clyde Warren this morning.
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  Speaker 1: You're raging. People are just raging and I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to Argentina.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah for sure, good luck.
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to talk about this because travel season
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  Speaker 2: is about to get hectic. The TSA says they expect
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: to screen nearly nineteen million travelers during the fourth of
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: July travel period. The busiest day for travel expected to
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  Speaker 2: be next Thursday, July second.
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  Speaker 4: More than three million.
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  Speaker 2: People are expected at airports, so it's going to be
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  Speaker 2: a busy day between the holiday and the World Cup.
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  Speaker 4: They are telling travelers to arrive early and check with
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  Speaker 4: your airline before you fly. You'll enjoy this.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: Billy Ella Langley fans crash Ticketmaster yesterday during the pre
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  Speaker 2: sale for her second leg of her Dandelion tour.
• 9:34
  Speaker 8: Were you on there?
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  Speaker 5: I was.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: I was on there because I think I want to go.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: I want to go to a show. I've been to
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: a show, but it's been a while. But you know,
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: I love Samela for sure.
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  Speaker 2: When this happened, though, she was so cool to post
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: a message saying thanks for your patients while they're working
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: to get things back up and running. But those general
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: ticket sales start today, so fingers crossed it works for fans.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: But she's also here at Dicky's August fifteenth.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, YoY. Sorry, sometimes it just happens when you know, Ellen,
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  Speaker 1: I I have a connection.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what I was wondering.
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  Speaker 4: Are we going to the show where you're going by yourself?
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  Speaker 5: You?
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  Speaker 4: Are we all going with you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going, you see, I want us. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: us there?
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  Speaker 4: I want USC.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that I don't want you to be embarrassed.
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  Speaker 1: I just it's not that I don't want you there.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: How do I put this? Yeah? I just don't really
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: like three is a crowd? Okay. You know it's like,
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: would you ever your moment, would you go on a
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  Speaker 1: date with your friends?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, if it's a group date, yeah, well we'll
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  Speaker 4: bring people.
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  Speaker 1: No, definitely not I'm trying to have my moment with that,
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  Speaker 1: and you're going to ruin it. Okay, you're gonna say
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  Speaker 1: something stupid, not you, Cannis. Pooh no, I'll bring somebody.
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  Speaker 1: I'll find somebody to go with. I don't want you
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  Speaker 1: to bring all right, all right, fine, you guys can come, okay, yeah, pity.
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  Speaker 1: And you guys need to meet anywhere?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, we do. All right, I'm canislus.
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  Speaker 2: Those are your Texas top stories on Mixed one or
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  Speaker 2: two point nine.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta approve, you know, Yeah, of course, which I'm
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: talking to Candace. Oh no, I'm saying the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm agreeing with you. Canda's gotta approve at this point.
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  Speaker 1: And I cannot pick our girlfriend's future wives, love partners.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be just canvas. Yeah yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: mean is that okay?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: They got to go through Candace to get to us,
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, it's like love Island filter. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: do have a really good filter. Does She has? Look
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  Speaker 1: out in an Instagram she can tell by the post
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  Speaker 1: whether she likes the girl or not. And everyone I've
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  Speaker 1: ever showed Candace she hates not everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Not everyone.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be like, oh, about sixty.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like she's cute and Candas is like huh
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  Speaker 1: next no, or she'll hit you with I was like, Candace,
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: what does she what do you think?
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: Huh huh.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: That's what she does when she doesn't like somebody. She
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  Speaker 1: goes because she's too nice to say. First caller of
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  Speaker 1: the day. Let's get you in to go see the Rangers.
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  Speaker 1: Who's is Amber? Amber? What's up? Amber? How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. You know what you're calling? Number one? Congratulations?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, that's what I'm talking about. Amber. Where you from, queen?
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  Speaker 1: Oh nice? What are you doing right now? Going to work?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do?
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  Speaker 4: I am a technician?
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  Speaker 1: Oh nice? Okay, Well, thank you for what you do
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  Speaker 1: and keeping our grills cool and I appreciate you and
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  Speaker 1: enjoy your tickets to go to the Rangers. Got a
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  Speaker 1: four pack of tickets to the game. And yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: have a good Friday. Thank you so much. Hang on, Amber,
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: I thought you almost said dinner technician. Yeah. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I want to be one of those. I was like, pooh,
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  Speaker 1: new career. I'm a dinner technician important and I just
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  Speaker 1: eat dinner awesome, Okay, real or fake?
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  Speaker 8: News.
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  Speaker 1: Let's kick it off right now. I have three headlines.
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  Speaker 1: One of them is fake. You gotta tell me which
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: one that's the name of the game, Candice Lo Paz,
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready?
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  Speaker 4: I'm ready?
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  Speaker 1: Pooh, You're always ready. You stay ready. Headline at number one.
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  Speaker 1: Montana Hot air balloon pilot charged with a dui. Montana
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  Speaker 1: Hot air balloon pilot charged with a dui headline number one.
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  Speaker 1: Headline number two, Police and fire race to rescue a
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  Speaker 1: California man who got stuck in the toilet. Police and
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  Speaker 1: fire race to rescue a California man who got stuck
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  Speaker 1: in the toilet. Headline at number three. Let me get
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  Speaker 1: through this one without laughing. A woman has called out
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  Speaker 1: her sister online, upset that she plans on naming her
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  Speaker 1: baby chlamydia.
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  Speaker 5: Oh what.
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  Speaker 1: A woman has called out her sister online, upset that
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  Speaker 1: she plans on naming her baby Chlamydia. Okay, three headlines,
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  Speaker 1: one of them is fake. You got to tell me
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  Speaker 1: which one is the fake headline? And I mean they're
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  Speaker 1: all pretty crazy. Candice, Listen, you get to pick first.
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  Speaker 1: You could take it. You could take the guests right now,
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  Speaker 1: or you could pass it to the Foo Foo poo poo.
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  Speaker 4: And then who's won like a couple days in.
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  Speaker 1: Aw, he's on a roll like the back of his neck.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna go first.
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  Speaker 2: Just lock me for that second story, the toilet story,
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  Speaker 2: the guy stuck in it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, right you sure?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's lock that in. It is locked in.
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  Speaker 1: Its official Now, producer Pool, let's come to you and
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  Speaker 1: you can take a guess, and which one do you
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  Speaker 1: think is the fake story?
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna have to say that last story? Please, I host,
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  Speaker 7: I know my people name, we name our kids something crazy. Bro,
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  Speaker 7: that's gotta be fake.
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  Speaker 1: You want to lock that in? Yeah, lock it in,
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  Speaker 1: clac clas, let's lock it in. And the winner today is.
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  Speaker 7: Me?
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  Speaker 3: I like this.
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  Speaker 1: Time. I know I haven't won all week. No, both
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  Speaker 1: of you are wrong. The fake story is actually Montana
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  Speaker 1: hot air balloon pilot charged with a DUI. I made
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  Speaker 1: that sound real.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah for sure, I can see that happening.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: I think twice about that.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so scared of hot air balloons.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: I could never I wish they're beautiful, they are, but
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: I will never get in one.
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I see people drinking champagne in the basket having the
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: best time. Just I can't do it.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you're just floating in a big balloon. Yeah,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: with fire in a wicker basket. Yeah, in a planner.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: You're pretty much in a planner. Yeah, floating in the
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: sky and all I got is air fire in a balloon.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, Yeah, what if your hot air balloon is
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: made by t MoU? Yeah? Well, bably is my love?
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: The real story is just bizarre. So this this guy
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: got stuck in a toilet in California. I guess what
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: happened was he dropped his phone in the toilet. He
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: was camping somewhere. He was can camp Edison. I've never
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: been there, but either way, authority say he dropped. Oh,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: he dropped his sunglasses into into a vault style toilet
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: and climbed in to retrieve them. He ended up falling
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: and then getting trapped in the sewage tank for about
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: fifteen to twenty minutes before deputies and firefighters had to
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: pull him out. The man wasn't hurt, just a little
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: you know, flushed, whatever you want to call it. He did, however,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: had to be decontaminated after exposure to wasting chemicals. Oh,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: my worst nightmare. Like we talked about this one time,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: because you know, if you drop something in a porta potty, like,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: would you get it? You know, because it happened to
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: a friend of mine at ACL They dropped their phone
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: in a porta potty. Yeah, and we're like, well, I
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: got to go in after it. I'm like, no, you know,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: that phone is done.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Done.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go without a phone for the rest of
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: the week, yeah or whatever. I got to do it
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: until I get a new one.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: That's not happening.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Did you go in there, pooh?
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: After he said I get, I get my phone. I've
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: dropped my phone in a toilet, but not in a
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: porter potty. No, in a toilet, a regular toilet, yeah,
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: regular tool.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Before you have Yeah, it was in my hoodie pocket.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: No, thank you? All right. Next story, a woman is
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: upset with her sister because her sister plans on naming
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: her baby chlamydia. She called her out. She insists that
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: it's a pretty name because it's spelled different than the
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: disease that you know, you know it asked, so she's
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: gonna spell it k L A M I d I
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: A And she says that's what makes it beautiful. Her
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: sister is like, you are going to be made fun of.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Your daughter is going to be made fun of NonStop. Yeah,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: don't do this. Took it online and pretty much called
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: her out. And now people are going back and forth
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: about it, whether it's a beautiful name or not.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Middle school.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: She's cooked.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: She's cooked by third grade, third grade chlamydia. What does
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: it say? No, it doesn't say, but no, this is
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: a real story. And yeah, I don't know. People are
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: online just going in on her own. I mean, do
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: we have to really tell you not to name? It's like, no,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: we all went to school with somebody who had a
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: ridiculous name. I mean I went to school with a
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Jared Balls yea. And his dad's name was Harold and
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I'll let you do the math. They call Harold Yeah,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: and his last name was B A W L S.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Why would they do that?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I went to school with a girl named absolute No,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: you Johnson A B C D E. Yes, Johnson. You
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: ran track and everything is running track. Have to do it?
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I just say, what school? I'm gonna Kimball? Yeah, Absida,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: look that up. There's no way it was a b
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: C D No way a b C D A at well,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: she needs to be friends with Clemenia Johnson or whoever
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: this is. I almost didn't put this guy on because
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is either one of the wildest dirty
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: little secrets we've ever had, which is saying a lot,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, over three years of doing them almost every
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: single day, or this guy's just straight up lying. But
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: he doesn't sound like he is just waiting here at
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: seven thirty dirty little secret. All right. I don't know
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: if anybody else is over this maxine trend, because.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Oh I'm not over it.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I knew it.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: I'm fiber max this morning.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: See in the Bakroo and I was like, what are
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: you doing?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: She said, are you having cereal?
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Fiber maxine?
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you know, I went to the doctor yesterday
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: and she told me to have two Kiwi first thing
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: in the morning.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: What for the fiber vitamin C?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: You know, do you go to that? Says eat two
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Kiwi and call me in the morning.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great, great tip all right for fibermaxing
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: fiber maxine.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those enzymes in there.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: So maxine is a thing where I guess you're just
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, doing whatever the most and that's like
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: your main thing in life right now. So Google released
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: a well a list of the top annoying maxine trends
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, I can think of one that's wild for me.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, which one is it on the list? Tan maxing
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: or tan maxine is not on the list. But I
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: do not like that trend because young people are doing it.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: They're tan maxine and it's not good for you. They're
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: literally trying to go back to like when you know,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: when our parents were kids, they didn't wear sunscreen. They
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: basically put crisco on themselves to tan.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Right, and then hold foil around their head, right.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: They would do crazy things. It's so bad for your skin.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: But tan maxine is the thing with the kids right now.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: That's wild were they're trying to see how dark they
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: can get. Yeah, and I'm like, okay, tan maxine is
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: one of them. You want to know another one? Yeah,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Cortisol maxine okay, is a thing right now, and that's
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: living in a way that seems designed to maximize stress hormones.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Oh that's what cortisol is.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know why you would like to don't
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: want cortisol.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: No, it's yeah, want you want a dopamine rush? Yeah?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you want a cortisol rush.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: So people are doing this by doom scrolling, sleeping as
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: little as they can. This is stupid.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's the opposite of what I thought.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're thinking of like a dopamine maxine. Maybe I
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: want okay, you know all the good stuff that releases
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: in your brain but cannot. Course, then there's friction maxine,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: where people are deliberately making things harder or more inconvenient
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: to build discipline.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Oh wow.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: And I have seen this online where one of the
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: guys I follow on Instagram he purposely quit his job.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: He lives in his car and he struggles basically to
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: go day to day to see what he can eat
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: for the cheapest amount of money.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: And it's building discipline for him and he loves it.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: He loves it. And I'm kind of fascinated by it too.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Oh that is fascinating, Like people doing seventy five hard
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Right, you're basically putting yourself in an uncomfortable position to
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: build character.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: That's how you grow up.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I don't know if I want to do that,
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: broke Maxin. You are broke, max that's what you're doing.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: I've been doing that for years. You're actually friction, Maxim,
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: and you didn't even know it. There's nano Maxine's that
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: this is something Candice would do. Nano Maxine is adopting
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: a lifestyle of a grandmother, like cooking from scratch gardening,
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: I crocheane knitting.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, I thought that was called gramma core whatever
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: they were called.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: I thought it was Martha Maxing Martha. I'm trying to
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: like Martha Stewart this summer as I can.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: You are, you're doing your solid gardening. You're sourdo Maxine?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I am for sure? What is poo doing?
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: Then?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Pooh is what Maxine? I don't know. I used to
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: be sour Pat's kid. Max You're a candy max How
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: was candy Maxine? For a minute, what am I Maxin?
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Cheese?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you are cheese, Maxim.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Chese Not lately though, I've been good, okay, because I'm
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: trying to eat really well. I haven't had cheese at
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: least in a week and a half. Really, no cheese. Wow,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: my cheese drawer is empty right now. I had a
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: cheese drawer just to get my fixed. I'd walk by
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: and just get a slice of American cheese and eat
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: it for a snack. You haven't had a week. I
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: had cheese in a week and a half.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: That's why your skin looks so good.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: So what it looked before. It's Top Stories on the
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Tents with Billy the Kid in the morning.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Only on the New Mix one two point nine.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: It is Friday. We are celebrating Cannas's birthday a little
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: bit early today. Also our three year show anniversary. And
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: thank you to Zann, our boss who decorated the studio.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: And it's so thoughtful.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: This is beautiful.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: It is so nice, and thank you. We feel loved
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: this morning. Do we appreciate it? And thank you for listening. Candice,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: what is going on?
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Well, fifteen people were sent to the hospital yesterday after
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: a dart bus ended up in a hole.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: So I don't know if you saw this. It was
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: on Harry Hines. Dallas Fire Rescue.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Said the hole was exposed when a metal plate shifted
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: where construction was happening.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I never want to see or hear a hole was
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: exposed on Harry Hines ever again. Okay, Cannice, I know
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: it's Friday in new Field.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: This is a real story.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: This is a real story where the hole was exposed
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and the bus fell in. Right, is everybody okay?
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: They haven't released updates on injuries but or details on
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: how this plate shifted and opened the hole up there.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: But what a wild day if you're just riding the
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: bus in the morning and then we're at all.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Harry Hines is known for them hole Okay, pooh, that's enough,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: we get it. It was, but it was a construction
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: zone that they didn't mark off properly.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's supposed to have a metal plate to cover
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: it up so that they can work and move the plate,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: move it whatever. Well, I don't know where how it
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: shifted to make this bus fall into the hole, but
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: it happened.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Well, there's already huge potholes, Harry Hines, So you gotta
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: be careful in general, much less you just fall into
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: a big construction hole.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Right exactly. Guys, Animal shelters and or say they are
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: operating beyond capacity and have sent out an urgent request
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: for adoptions or foster families for dogs, cats, puppies and kittens.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: We heard the same story from Dallas Animal Services a
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: few weeks ago. But both shelters are over capacity. I
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: know the Silkhocks Animal Campus is a two hundred and
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: thirty five percent for cats. They have four hundred and
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: forty two dogs at three hundred and twenty one kennels.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I know a lot of them are being housed temporarily
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: outside in these kennels because they're just out of space.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to help if you can. It's not
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: gonna get any better too, because you know around fourth
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: of July with the fireworks, there's a lot of dogs.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: They get out, they get scared, Oh, they take off.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: So if you can foster or adopt, please.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Do Yeah, and if you can foster any of these animals,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: they will provide food, treats, collars, and leashes for the animals.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: So just something to think about, guys. Snoop Dogg is
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: launching the Snoopsickle. So this is a new frozen treat.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: It's made of raspberry, cherry and lime.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Surbet Surbert, do you have you say Shrbert?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I mean I say Sherbert trashy Subert, But if you're fancy,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: you might say sarbetbet.
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: Sure.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: I think I can find the two sorbet. Yeah, well
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: you know what it is. It's from Doctor Bombay Creamery.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: It's available at select Costco stores in time for July fourth.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: It's made of real fruit juice, no artificial colors, and
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: comes in twenty four count boxes for fourteen ninety nine.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize that he and his son launched that
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: creamery and they have ice cream already.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: So you're right now. Snoop has never turned down and endorsement. Right,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: So he doesn't care what it is. He's like, yep,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I'll talk about it whatever it is. I means, Oh,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: he don't care what it is. He do anything.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, his run with the Olympics has been legendary.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Think about how that guy is still relevant and he's
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: got to be what sixty he he's got to be
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know what his agent not sixty, but he's
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: getting close. We had a great producer, they'd already have
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: that information. Who's not even grabbing his.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Fine, he's grabbing his phone right now?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Oh there go. You has to tell the producer.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah to here, let me give you another story real quick,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: go ahead, google searching. Speaking of that, there's a list
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: that came out of what people are googling about the
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: World Cup, and I'm just cracking up so hard because
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: some of the big questions people have is ranch.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: An American thing?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah?
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: It was the top trending thing related to Americans over
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: the past week, along with can I bring ranch dressing
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: on a plane?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I see the Europeans and people from overseas just loving
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: the ranch, like this one guy, listen to this. What
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: do you think you'll take away from your visit here
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: in the United States back to Germany? Wrench? I love wrench.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I tasted yet It's delicious.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: That's so great.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: One of the other top Google searches was why are
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: all cleats pink? Oh? Yeah, I guess every major cleat
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: brand drop these electric fusia collections for the World Cup,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: mostly to stand out from the grass. Plus, people just
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: love bright colors right now. And then this one is wild.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Do male soccer players wear sports bras? Oh?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: The answer was no, but sometimes you'll see them wearing
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: this like device that tracks different metrics, you know, so
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: how much running they're doing and stuff like that, So
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: that might be where the confusion is.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's not a bra. That's a device to
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: keep track of your heart rate being held. And yeah
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: on the body? Yeah, how many you to wear bra?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Some people probably do, I mean especially in the summer.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah you know, I mean we heard a lot of
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: running running around.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Who actually wears a sports bro who has an answer
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: about snoop? Oh yeah he's fifty four? Oh there you go?
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, awesome?
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Wow so fast? What means ai when you got period?
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Can those are your Texas top stories on Mix one?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I'm two point nine.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Are you ready to confess?
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: To promise you'll feel better?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret makes one of two
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: point nine. Good morning, it's be able to kid Canda
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: slow Pass is here, so its producer. Poo oh it's Friday.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: And yes, your confessions anytime you want to bring it on?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: All right? Eight three to three, seven, eight seven one
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: or two nine at this guy. Just to prepare yourself.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I'm so ready.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: That's all I can say is wait, I almost just
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: said no, I'm not doing this one, but you know what, whatever,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: it's a non judgment zone, so let's get to it.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: If you've got a confession a secret eight three three
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: seven eight seven one h two nine. Now, Okay, what
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: is going on?
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: So I've only been married about eight months and there's
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: something I'm hiding from my wife that nobody knows about.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: That's not good. Only eight months? Yeah, that's I mean
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: to be hiding. Suffer usually hide stuff after a couple
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: of years, right, No, oh yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean we got married pretty quickly.
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: I mean everything just felt right, and when we moved
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: in together, I rented a small storage unit for all
• 29:49
  Speaker 8: the stuff that didn't fit in the house. Extra golf clubs,
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: old boxes from college, nothing exciting.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, at least that's what my wife thinks is in there.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: So you have a storage unit that you have extra
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: stuff that she doesn't. You know, you're junk Yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Just excess, Yeah, just preved and collected stuff.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: So what's in there?
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: So the truth is there's only one thing in that
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: storage unit. That's the real reason I still pay for
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: it every month. And her name is Jenny.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Her name is Jenny. What do you mean her name
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: is Jenny?
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, yes, Jenny is a life size loved doll.
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: And I mean, I know, I know how insane it sounds,
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: but I know it sounds insane, but I bought her
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: years ago when I first got a really good paying
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: job out of college.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: It was it was one of the first major purchases
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: I ever made.
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: As weird as it sounds, I've been fascinated with these
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: dolls since I was a teenager and they're ridiculously expensive,
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: so it wasn't something I could afford until I got older.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, wow, and this is a no judgment zone, so
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: it's whatever is quote weird we think this is, doesn't
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: matter what we think. We've had people call before who
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: have life sized dolls. Yeah, but they weren't hiding them
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: from their wife, right. No, I don't get the obsession
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: and the fascination, but this is obviously the thing because
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: people paid thousands of dollars for this. The last time
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: we talked about this, I looked it up.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Remember, Yeah, I remember it was like three thousand.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you paid thirty eight hundred dollars for a silicone
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: doll that you know was life size and he designed.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: No.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Part of me thinks you're joking.
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: Part of me is like, no, I mean, well, when
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: I started dating my wife, I mean I never brought
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: it up. How do you start that conversation, like, hey,
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: before this gets serious? There's something you should know. I
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: have a six foot silicon doll named Jenny.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: God, you got a big old Amazon. Okay, why keep her?
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I know, why does she make the move?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: Well, it's I mean it's never It's never felt as
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: strange to me as it probably sounds to everyone else.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, there are people all over the world who
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: owns these dolls. I mean a whole community.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: That is.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: So it does seem to you that Okay, that's good
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: because you do realize that this does sound different to
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: other people.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, well, I mean I don't think I'm in
• 32:13
  Speaker 8: a relationship with Ginny, but I've had her for so
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: many years. I'd be lying if I said I didn't
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: get attached. I mean, now she's laying lifeless inside a
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: giant Duffel bag and a storage unit, and as crazy
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: as it sounds, I feel guilty about it. I mean,
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: I'll stop by every once in a while. I know
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: that sounds ridiculous. I'm a grown man, I'm happily married.
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: I love my wife more than anything.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: So you stopped by the storage unit to see her?
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's just spend some time with here.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is fascinating to me too. I mean, it
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: doesn't it doesn't matter what we think. I'm not gonna
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: make fun of you for this. I just think it's
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: it's something that is so different.
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: Well, there's a part of me that thinks like she'll laugh,
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: part of me that thinks she's married to a weirdo,
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: and I mean a part of me worries she'll wonder
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: what else.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: I haven't told her. So I'm just gonna stuck with
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: this bizarre secret and monthly storage bill.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you what to do with Jenny, but
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I might get rid of.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Her, definitely would not keep her anymore.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I think there's a way you could
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: probably just move on. And I'm not saying you need
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: a psychologist, but I'm not saying you don't.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: It's not a bad idea.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe you just talk because look, at the end of
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: the day, Jenny is no disrespect to Jenny, but Jenny
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: isn't at the level of I would hope not the
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: priority of your wife.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, Right, So that's committed to you.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: That's a good start, right, So I can agree there's
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: like one one in one a right, so she's right
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: below your wife, whoa.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: You're definitely too attached for my comfort.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is the same thing that we have
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: with another guy who is I mean, these are definitely
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: a real thing that people get attached to. I mean
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: we talk to a guy who married one. Remember he
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: married his dollar. I think so, and I'm not at
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: this point in life where my love life is. I'm
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: not going to rule it out. Yes you are, you
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: are all right? Fine? They are too expensive anyway, I'd
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: have to get like a cheaper one thirty eight hundred.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Do they have like a great value version of one,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: you know, like sheen t move. Probably something one that
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: does it, like one wonky eye or something half all
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, left out in the sun too long something. Well, sir, listen,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: we're not laughing at you. We think it's an interesting situation.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I don't expect you to make any decisions right now,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: but I will would love to hear a follow up
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: if you have one, because I think if you do
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: end up telling your wife, I want.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: To know about your wife's feelings into consideration.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's not cheating, it's not you, but you're
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: spending time in there.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: You would be mad if Eric had at life sized
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: love dollars. Okay something geez, welcome to the no fund zone.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: But he's got it before you, though. Come on, good luck, sir,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. We appreciate you very much, and
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: good luck.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Thanks guys.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: All right, you see what I'm saying. Yeah, Like I
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: waited for that guy to break and go yeah, but no,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I know, but it's not. Yeah. And the last guy
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: that called up to who had a quote unquote love
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: doll sent us a picture of it though. Ye remember
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I forget her name, but he designed her. It was
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: thirty eight hundred dollars. Yeah, I mean it had all
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: these features features and I'm not going to get into
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: the features. Well, I wouldn't want to know about this
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: because I'm sorry. This is a deal breaker.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: One hundred.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: I hate to say that, but I don't.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Right, No, this is not happening.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Not saying you have mental problems if you have it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's for doll.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I love the Poo's worried about the height. Man, you
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: got an Amazon. That's not the point. The point is
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: the yeah that how you gonna get a doll taller?
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Not tall as yours. I'm just asking, all right, he's
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: going for Candis Court. He gets settled here with Billy
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: the kid in the morning. Right for the Honorable Judge
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Cannas Lopez, who is celebrating her birthday. She's kicking off
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: her birthday celebration which is next week, so we're doing
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: it early. Why not, It's Friday. This is what we do.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: It's her court. She's the boss. Yeah, so what's new?
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: All right, Cannas, you're ready, I'm ready?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: All right, it's mixed one or two point nine. My
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: name is Billy. I don't have any say in this court.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Doesn't matter what I say. That's producer food. It doesn't
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: matter what he says. So if you have an issue
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: with Candace, for Candas Court, she can solve your problems.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: At Candace on air, this woman says, I need to
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: take my husband to Cannas Court because of a situation
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: with our sixteen year old daughter. She wants to go
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: see a rated arm movie obsession. Oh oh yes with
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: her friends, and that's not the issue. She has seen
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: rated ar movies before and the last time she went
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: with they wouldn't let her in, but her friend's mom
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: bought the ticket so it was fine. But this time
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: she's going with a friend who's eighteen, so I told
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: her to go get her older sister's old ID from
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: when she was eighteen. My husband freaked out and says
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: that I'm setting a bad precedent here that she will
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: think using a fake ID is okay for other things
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: in the future. I think it's just a movie, and
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: she knows that. He says he'd rather her sneak in
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: than use a fake ID. Okay, all right, I'm curious
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: about this one. So the issue is it sounds like
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: mom is like, hey, just take your sister's ID, right,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: who cares?
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Then we don't have to take you and buy your ticket.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: No, right, So that way you don't have to orry,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you don't have to sneak in or whatever the case
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: may be. Right, And in some cases with the movies lately,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: like the last time my son went to go to
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: a movie, he couldn't go in alone. Oh wow, I'd
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: have an adult there. I thought it was so stupidupid.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Her friend doesn't count as an adult.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Friends eighteen has to be like because what they do
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: is like one of the movies. I won't call them out,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: but the theater said you have to be twenty one.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Oh okay to go in with a miner who's under sixteen.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: My son's fifteen, and I'm like, since one gay kids
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: go to the movies, you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: like you mean, but in this case, Mom's saying, get
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: the fake ID.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Let's go right, get it over with. It's a risky
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: move though. It's just a movie now, But what is
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: it you know next time?
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, she's using a fake ID for so you're saying
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: it is set in the precedent, maybe that Hey, now
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I want to go to the bar. Yeah, well I'm
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: just gonna grab my sister's ID.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: Oh it's possible.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Because she might look at this and be like, yeah,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: that was an easy yes for mom. You know, for
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: me to just fake this situation. I might just do
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: this on my own in the future and not tell you.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: How close are you to your kids so where they
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: would talk to you and say the same situation as.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Now, Candice, you are probably out of everyone that I know,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: you are the most strict rule follower. Ever, You're very
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: point to now when weren't you?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: I mean I've known you forget had ad that wasn't
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: legit at one point.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: An I d yeah to where'd you sneak into this
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: is what? Where did Candice Lopez sneak into? Where? Casinos?
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Uz?
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Wow, I did not expect this. My whole persona of
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: you is just now.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Hurting anybody.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: But that's okay. So your mom and dad are listening.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Right now, and I'm sure probably are.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: They're not proud, they're disappointed in you.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but my mom loves the casinos.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: She's probably girl, why wasn't there, I don't know. I
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: think it's like not that big of a deal. But
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: that's just me. But then again, if I had a daughter,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she'd ever even be allowed to
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: see you rated our movie until she see you.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Don't know how strict you would because you don't have
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: a daughter.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I know that'd be a cool parent. I'd be like,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: go ahead, girl, you wouldn't, Yes, I will. Who's actually
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: a strict parent. He's way more strict than you would think.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I'm strict on my boys. But I know if I
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: had a daughter, I wouldn't care. No, I think you'd
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: be the opposite. I think you'd be extra strict. She'd
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: get everything. This is my answer. She said if I
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: had a daughter, and she said, Dad, can I go
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: ahead and see this movie. And I'm like, what is
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: a rated R? And she said, yeah, it's rated R.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, no, that's what I say.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: At least that's obsession.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I do love that movie. And you're friends with the
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: girl in the movie. Yeah, Indy, Indy, and I love
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Indy too, we're friends. She just doesn't know it yet. No,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't freak out that bad be whatever to me,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: but it is set and kind of a precedent it is.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, at least sneaking in isn't fraud, you
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, sneak.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: Into the movie.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I'm also the kind of parent that's like, you know what,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: you gotta trust your kids. And I know the kind
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: of kid I was, and my son is exactly like me.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: So I would be very honest with my mom when
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I was growing up and I tell her like, my
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: friends are drinking, I'm not going to yeah, and she'd
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: be like, Okay, I trust you. Yeah.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: You really have to lean into whatever the relationship is
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: with your kid and make sure that there's a trust,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: a mutual trust if you're gonna do this, because.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: It is risky.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I think it all depends on the kid too. Every
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: kid's different. You got to use your best judgment as
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: a parent. But it doesn't matter what we think. It
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: matters what Candice Lopez thinks. Yeah, sneaking in with fake
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: eyed eas in Las Vegas when she was fourteen, hitting
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: up the penny slots.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: No, it's like twenty and three quarters.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Judge, what is your verdict? All right?
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Look, mom, Unfortunately, I think you're guilty of being a
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: counterfeit Courtney.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: WHOA.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: I'll only say this because if your husband isn't on board,
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: don't do it.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: You guys got to be on the same team, you know.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Tell him to take her to the movies and buy
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: her ticket.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Really, so, if Eric doesn't agree with something, it's you
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: know what, then we're going to compromise. And that's it.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah it is. But he's gonna have to drive up
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: there and buy the ticket.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Oh exactly, she is guilty of being.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: A counterfeit, Courtney.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: It's top Stories on the Tents with Billy's the Kid
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: in the.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Morning only on the new Mix one two point nine.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Well, your chance at twenty five hundred dollars coming to
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: next if you want some money just in time for
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: the weekend twenty five hundred bucks. Make sure you listen next, Candice.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: What's going off?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Well, the US men's team took their first loss in
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: the World Cup yesterday, losing three to two against Turkey A.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: They were able to score fast in the third minute
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: of the game. Then they were up at the half
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: h tied going into stoppage time, but then Turkey A
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: scored in the ninety eighth minute. It was a good
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: finish though for the group stage, which I'm learning a
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: lot about soccer.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying, but I guess we didn't really need
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: to win that, even though.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: You want to win, right, we were already going to
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: the knockout rounds because the US men are, you know,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: on top of the group stage. But they'll move on
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: to play Bosnia and Herzegovina on Wednesday.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: But yeah, there was a lot of celebs at the game.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Well Farrell was there, O, Brad Pitt, Ashton Kutcher, Paris
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Hilton actually delivered the game ball, which is so like
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: you know, la.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, throwing out the first pitch.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: It's ashball, well kind of you know how they have
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: at the Rangers games, they have a kid deliver the
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: game Hall the actual ball that will be.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: In play, and that's I kind of guess what she did.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, back.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Here though, Argentina fans are expected to meet at Clyde
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Warren Park tonight at six o'clock to get ready for
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: the match against Jordan tomorrow that's happening at Dallas Stadium.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: It starts at nine pm. But I know there's people
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: already out there.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, from what I understand, there's people at Clyde Warren
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Park raging already.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I drove past there the other day and Enzo
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: was like, can we stop and get out? There's food trucks,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: there's a big screen.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Did she so fun? Does see the Japanese guys who
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: got on stage and started singing how much they love Dallas?
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, we love you too.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: I mean we love you too. I love these tourists
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: who are coming in here and they're just enjoying the culture.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Something about this is bigger than soccer to me.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just bringing people together, Bigger than the Olympics,
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Bigger than anything I've seen. But by the way, they're
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: not sure how much mess he's going to play tomorrow.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: They may rest him to keep him healthy for the
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: more important games. So if you're going just to heads
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: up a house said, they got to put them out there.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: For a while, right, I mean, of course he's going
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: to be out there doing something.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, guys. Travel is about to get busy. The TSA
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: says they expect to screen nearly nineteen million travelers during
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: the fourth of July travel period. The busiest day for
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: travel is expected to be next Thursday, July second, when
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: more than three million people are expected in airports. So
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: of course between the holiday and the World Cup, this
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: is a lot. They're telling people, you know, arrive early,
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: check with your airline before.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: You fly, just in case everybody's flying. What's that limit
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: to where you're like, okay, this is not a road trip.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I gotta fly. Like there's usually a limit of people
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: will do like two three hours?
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: Is it four?
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Is it more?
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: For me?
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: It's just depends on the location.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Like we drove to Indiana for the Indy five hundred,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: but we wanted to drive back and visit friends and
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: do stuff like that and have some you know, freedom
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: to just road trip wherever.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: But for me, it's like eight hours, seven hours.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, mine's like six okay to miss six hours I'm like, yeah,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: we're gonna stop overnight.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Or we're flying, depends on which way because I'm going
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: South Texas, like through Austin and all those places I
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: want to drive.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: But you know, but if you got to go north
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: through oklahomaofly skip Oklahoma, no offense Oklahoma.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, real quick, guys.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Ella Langley fans crash Ticketmaster yesterday during the pre sale
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: for the second leg of.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Her Dambu Line tour. Oh my gosh, what I think
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: you should report this story?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Well, all I'm saying is every time you say Ella,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: this comes on because there's just some chemistry between us
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: that is unsettled.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, so when this happened, she was so cool
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: to post a message saying thanks for your patients while
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: they're working to get things back up and running. General
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: ticket sales start today, so hopefully that works out for
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: the fans. But she is going to be here on
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: that first leg at the tour at Dickie's August fifteenth.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I'll be there. She texted me, She's like, do you
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: need tickets? And I was like, yeah, if you don't mind,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: put one aside for me, this one, just one? What
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: about us? Just one.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: That's fine.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm kind of a date night guys.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Are you going to be awkward if we're there?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, won the third and fourth wheels, it'd be
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: a plusant we were there.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well balance, we need four wheels.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Candas, you can come what I can't. Let me text
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: your back say I need another ticket. Let me soon
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: to send it all right?
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: Oh good?
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Let us know what she says, I Canna slow Pez.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Those are your Texas top stories.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Of Oh that's a hot take.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Let us know what you think.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Here's today's hot take, makes one or two point nine.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Billy the Kid, Canda slow Pez, producer Pooh
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: is here. Okay, hot take it the day when I
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: got this DM, I was like, this is hysterical to
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: me because there's always some kind of drama around weddings,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: but just this one, I've never heard of. Candas. Okay,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: so I won't say the name. I don't want to.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: She didn't say not to say it, but either way,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: she says, I'm gonna fight with my fiance right now
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: because his ninety five year old grandma passed away. Hey,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of myself. How are you get a fight? Horrible? Right,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: But How do you get in a with somebody because
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: her grandma passed away and his mom wants to do
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: the funeral two days before our wedding. Oh okay, so
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: she's being cremated. This is what she says. She's being cremated.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: So it's not like there's a body, we got a
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: barrier or anything. I was hoping they'd wait till after
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: my wedding and then do a nice ceremony for her. Oh.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: My future mother in law actually wants to bring her
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: ashes to our ceremony and then have it displayed at
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: the reception. Oh. I'm cringing at the thought of this.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: What is going on? I'm sorry, but I don't want
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: my wedding to be a postgame party for my fiance's
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: dead grandmother.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: A postgame party.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Ah oh afterlight, all I asked is we do not
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: do the funeral two days before the wedding. And now
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: everybody's calling me selfish and we're in a massive fight
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: about it. How is this selfish? Maybe you can ask
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: everyone listening, is this selfish? I think this is just
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: me wanting my day to be special. Yeah. I'm sorry,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: but I just need advice. I mean, what kind of
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: compromise can I make with my in laws about a funeral?
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Please help? So it sounds like
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: she's mad about a couple of things. How dare Grandma
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: die right before the wedding.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: You can't be mad about that. That's just bad timing.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Things happen.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Take a better day, Nana. All right, sorry, but let's
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: figure this out. One. She also doesn't want the ashes
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: displayed at the wedding or the reception, which I think
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: is actually a very sweet thing. I've seen it before.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to a table that's set up for
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: the loved ones that couldn't be here.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Well, who's never seen it? No, I've seen it online,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: but never.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, you've never been beautiful. At the last wedding
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: I went to, they did that.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: They have like an urn set up. They didn't one.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: I went to theirs and candles for each of them
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: and it was really beautiful.
• 48:56
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I've seen it many times, many times. I've actually seen
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I know this is going to be crazy to you,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: but because in Pooh, don't laugh, but I actually saw
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: someone hold ashes of the father's of the bride's father
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: and walk down file and I thought it was very sweet.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: But they hailed the ashes, her dad's ashes, and they
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: walked down the aisle, so he down the aisle. So no,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: they didn't sprinkle. He walked her down the aisle.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Oh that's heartbreaking.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: You have no heart, No, I do. Just can't look
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: at you. That's why I just look at canvas. And
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: then I saw, you know, one time at a wedding,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I saw like multiple urns. Really, you know, Pooh thinks
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I'm joking.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, everybody has their way to you know.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Honor, and I think that's the point. I think that
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: was very real. Yeah, there was multiple urns. It was
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: like the front it was in the front row and
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: there was two urns, like it started line up. Yeah. No,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: the whole front row was earns and not the whole
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: front row, but there was two, two or three earns. Dramatic,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not dramatic. I'm telling you what I saw. And
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: then they had things that they love, you know, with
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: the urn.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: So it's like, you know, like you would set up
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: an altar like well.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: This is kind of sad and I can't even make
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: this up, but the one I saw was Grandpa's ashes,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: and then they had like some scratch off tickets because
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: he loved scratch offs.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Really, I don't know if I believe you.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: In the corner.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but it's true. And I hope they're not
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: listening because I'll be embarrassed talking about it. But yeah
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: they did, Oh yeah they did, like, yeah, they brought
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: what he loved to the wedding to be so Grandpa
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: was there. Yeah, So no, dude, the point is, Candice,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: do you think this is selfish of her?
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: It's a little selfish for you to like, well, the
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: funeral is their family is saying, and they can do
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: what they want.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: Your wedding day is your wedding day, and you can
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: do what you want. I don't think you can control
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: bad timing.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: I get the worst part of the like this whole
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: life right situation done first and move on to the
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: happier moment, would be my take.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I just thought that it was really kind of I
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: mean selfish. I think it's selfish too, because listen, they're
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: mourning somebody who was whether they were, and she's acting like,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: well she was ninety five. I mean the writing was
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: on the wall. I mean that's what she's acting like, Like,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: come on, she's just getting cremated. We could figure this
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: out and just put her off to the side and
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: do it after the wedding. God, but to me, that's
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: like I would freak out if somebody did that, If
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: like my future bride was saying that, I'd be like,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you are so cold hearted.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the family's grieving and you don't know what
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: that feels like. This isn't your grandma, Like they need
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: to grieve how they need to grieve, and they probably
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: want to, you know, honor her as soon as possible
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: so that they can also process.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Right, And you're that worried about the aesthetics of the
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: wedding that you don't want her there because Grandma's going
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: to ruin the vibe. I mean, it's it's her day though,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I know that's her special day. Women. So you mean
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: to tell me, if God forbid you, I pass away
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: one day and then you go on to get married. Oh,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: you coming with And you're mean to tell me you're
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: not gonna have me in the front row. No, I'm
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: gonna have you, and I'll have a backpack because you
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: don't have Billy walks around with the backpack. You're gonna
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: put me on your back, Yeah, you put I'll put
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: an urn and you. I swear if you do that,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I will haunt you. Why I will. I don't want
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: to be in your back. Put me in the front
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: row or put me next to you. You know what
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Who's gonna put me
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: in a donut?
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: Neat?
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: He'll always be a part of me. Oh, it's one
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: big celebration today because it's Friday. It's mixed one or
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: two point nine appeal a kid Canna, slow pants producer pooh.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Not only is it Friday, and we're celebrating that, also
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: celebrating the fact that it's Candas's birthday next week, so
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: we're partying early and starting that off celebration turning thirty
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: five again. But yeah, you should celebrate. I don't get
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: mad when people celebrate their birthdays. I'm not good do it.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: We should celebrate life. Plus, it's our third year, our
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: three year show anniversary. It is so three years ago
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: today we kicked off this show. And I gotta say
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: thank you because you make it happen by you listening.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: And I'm being serious because when I started doing radio,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: my dream years and years ago was to do a
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: show with some of my best friends, and here I
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: am with Candas doing it. No end producer, poo. But
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: it's it's the best scenario because we're genuinely friends and
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: we met years and years.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Ago, twenty two years, next month.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Twenty tiers, Wow, twenty two for you and I yeah,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: and then pooh, I've known for gosh. We're all twenty
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: five and we're still working together.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: It's awesome.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: But not many shows can say that, Not many shows
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: can say that we're real friends. And that's how it started.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: So I'm so appreciative of that. I never never, never
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: get sick of doing this and never just I never
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: want to take it for granted. No, no, And even
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: though I've been doing it for a long time, I
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: really appreciate you listening and making us a part of
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: your morning. And I'm serious about that because that means
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: a lot to us, a lot. So thank you for that.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Three years in radio. Like somebody said, I think it
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: was one of our bosses, Mark, So that's like one
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty years. Oh, Vince said that. Our friend
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Vince who works here, said that's like one hundred and
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: fifty years in radio, which it really is. So it
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: means a lot. In zan our boss decorated the studio,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: which was so nice, and then brought us a massive cupcake.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, we're just lucky that we have someone like her.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, supporting us, Yeah, being a friend.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: So thank you for listening. Everything else is good, Cannis.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: You good.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really good, especially because I know that now
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: I have eyes on you around the city because I
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: feel like you're just I got eyes on Pooh wherever
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: he is.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: He's a chicken guy.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: I got someone who will tell me if he's at
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Auntie Ann's. I got eyes on him.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Well, well, this is one kind of freaking me out.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Well, one of your neighbors dm me and said that
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I actually saw you walking around the neighborhood without your
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: shoes on, and I just thoughts gonna be one of
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: two scenarios. But I'll let you speak to that.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: You what do you mean one of two scenarios? Well, yeah,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: what do you think is going on? I want to
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: know your scenarios?
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Well, I just mean like you were just lazy.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get your shoes.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: On, but I'm not, but I'm lazy.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: People don't walk.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Well, you were tanning your feet, was actually the other scenario, well,
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: because like I have a birkenstock tan line that I hate,
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: so I might walk around barefoot to get rid of it.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe you were tanning or no, you.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Know why I'm doing it and I told you earlier
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: and Boom laughed at me.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: Or you were grounding.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I've started walking around the neighborhood barefoot so I can
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: ground because you're the one. You're the one who told
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: me this that would make me feel better if I ground. Yeah,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: soak up the energy.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Of the I literally try it.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: You'll feel like I instantly.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm doing I've been doing it for like a week.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Proud of you.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I'm just creeped out that one of my neighbors DMed
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: you about it.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: I know someone that is stuff of us.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, why are you creeped out? Well, because it's weird
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: to think that people are watching you.
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: Oh really, oh oh really. Well, at least when you
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: go in a donut shop the girl and say I
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: can give donuts to your kids but not you. Poo
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: because Billy said, you're on a diet and you ain't
• 56:17
  Speaker 7: living right.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, which I love that. What was donut donut again?
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Donut ballas I love them. I love them. Everywhere Poo
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: goes now and they see them, they take a.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Picture of him, And to me, that's one place you
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: don't want them to know you're.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: On a diet. You don't want to get banned from
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: donut pace.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: But don't really. I gotta be honest. I'm trying it
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: because I've been eating so healthy last two weeks, working out,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: lifting cardio. I mean, I am good, locked in and
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I feel better than ever, and groundings really help me.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: You should try who I guarantee you take your socks
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: and shoes off and get in the grass. You'll feel
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: it instill.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Get in the grass.
• 56:53
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: It sounds woo woo, but it's you know.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I would never to tell you to take your shoes
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: off unless my house.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: I'm just not sure that the it's got to be
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: worth it.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure that energy are going to get
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: through those bunnies. I'm not sure the energy of the
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: earth can penetrate the callous to feet. God, those things
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: are wild. Calm down, I get pities. Whose feet pies? Anyway?
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: What's up with you? Poop? Oh? I'm so happy my aunt,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: my aunt Terry sent me my sour dough kid.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: I saw it on Instagram. I'm happy, Yes, you're ready
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: this weekend.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I have to start this weekend. Is your starter, It's
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: chilling and refrigerator. You know I look at it every night.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: You know you don't. I'm so sick of sour such
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: a hater. I are so tired. No, I haven't fited.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna feed it tonight though.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why are you tired of sour dough?
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sick of hearing about you and your sour dough.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Who's never gonna do sour dough. He hasn't even fed
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: his starter. He has the kid, and he's only doing
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: this because he thinks he's going to get a girl. Well,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: I got to hit up. I can't wait to see
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: what comes out. Oh oh by one girl, a couple
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: of girls.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: You will definitely get ladies if you make a sourdough.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Candace. One girl's text a message of me
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: and said, let's get this bread. Lol. I was like, okay, girl,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Billy's a hater.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: You are jealous.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: This is gonna be jealous of what he's gonna get
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: a girl. I hope he does. Maybe he'll leave me alone.
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: You'll be disgruntled and single, and I'll be over here
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: chilling with a girl and a whole bunch of solid
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: bread and some flat sour dough.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: That looks like it's thirsty.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: It's tough. Stories on the tents with Billy's a Kid
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: in the morning only on the New Mixed one or
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: two point nine.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: A lot going on on Friday. It's gonna beautiful today,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: hot sunny nineties. Same thing tomorrow and Sunday. Candice Lopez,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: what is going on?
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Well maybe you saw this on social media, but fifteen
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: people were sent to the hospital yesterday after a dark
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: bus ended up in a hole. This was on Harry Hines.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Dallas Fire Rescue said the hole was exposed when at
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: plate shifted where construction was happening. I saw some pictures
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: of this spot where it happened. Yeah, how does that
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: metal plate just shift o the way?
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: You know those big coverings that they have over the
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: construction zones. I just somehow rattle loose and then the
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: bus didn't see and just boo, yeah, right into the hole.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: I hope everybody's okay.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They haven't released updates on injuries or details on
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: how that plate shifted. But yeah, I think the driver
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: was injured too, But I don't think that that person
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: wanted to be transported to the hospital, so it must
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: not have been that bad.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say fifteen people sent
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: to the hospital when they ate pooh, sour nough bread.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: I'm this sourdough conversation has just shifted to his bad bread.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: It was not bad.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: No, your bread's good. Your sour dough is amazing. The
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: first couple of loaves were But you know you'll come
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  Speaker 1: a long way, Cannice, Thank.
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  Speaker 4: You appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: Guys.
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  Speaker 2: Animal shelters in four orth say they are operating beyond
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  Speaker 2: capacity and have sent out an urgent request for a
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: options or foster families for dogs, cats, puppies and kittens.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: We kind of heard the same story from Dallas Animal
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Services just a few weeks ago. But both shelters and
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: for Worth are over capacity. I know the Silcock's Animal
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: campus is at two hundred and thirty five percent capacity.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: For cats, they say they have four hundred and forty
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: two dogs and just over three hundred and twenty kennels,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: and sadly a lot of these are being housed in
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: temporary outdoor kennels because they're just out of space.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Over there, so much room and you know it's not
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: gonna get any better because this time of the year,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: with Fourth of July fireworks, the usually the shelters go
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: up in volume, right because dogs run away, they get lost,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: and it's just very sad. So if you can adopt, great,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: If you can foster, that be incredible.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you can foster, they'll give you food, treats, collars,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: and leashes to set you up as best they can.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: But something to think about this weekend. This is news
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  Speaker 2: from Snoop Dogg.
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  Speaker 1: Guys.
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  Speaker 4: He is launching the Snoopsickle.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: This is a new frozen treat that's made of raspberry,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: cherry and lime.
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  Speaker 4: How do we say it? Sherbert sbet sorbet, sbe sorbet.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's Sherbert. Yeah, I like shirbt.
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  Speaker 4: I always said.
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  Speaker 2: Sherbert as a kid, but now all I hear is sorbet.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: You ever say a word and then it sounds funny
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: when you say it. Yeah, you know you're saying it
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: right looking at the word. He's one of those words. Yeah,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not seeing sorbet sorbet.
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  Speaker 2: No, Well, this is from Doctor Bombay Creamery. It's available
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: at select Costco stores in time for July fourth, real fruit,
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  Speaker 2: no artificial colors. You get a twenty four count for
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: fourteen ninety nine. And I guess this is part of
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Doctor Bombay is the company that the creamery that Snoop
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: launched with his son.
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  Speaker 4: They already have ice.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Cream who has or Snoop Pooh who has everything? Snoop
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: has everything. He'll endorse anything.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty amazing.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't care. I mean he's just like, yeah,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: I'll do it. Yeah, sure, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I've seen him doing sketchers.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Yet, Like, yeah, he does skechers, that's lighters. I mean,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: he'll do it, commercials, for any if you pay him,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: he'll do it.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: He is.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: He's like, Poop, well, you don't care, You'll do it.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Don't care.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: We should come out with Pooh sickles. Yeah, came down. Yeah,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: of course you are.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: See guys, this list of what people are googling about
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: the World Cup came out. I thought it was so
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: funny because you know, everyone's talking about ranch and so
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: one of the top trending Google searches was is ranch
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: an American thing? Things related? To Americans over the last week,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: can I bring ranch.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: Dressing on a plane? And then people were also searching
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: for that TSA.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Ranch moarning yeah, well, because is ranch an American things?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: I think it is.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so, ketchup. I know, I'm surprised that
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: other countries don't really utilize it like we do. But
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I love this German guy. They were asked him a
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: question online, but do you think you'll take away from
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: your visit here in the United States back to Germany? Wrench?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: I love wrench. I tasted. Yeah, it's delicious.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: I love what they're saying ranch, because some were saying
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: what raunch.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Che very fancy when you say it, like.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: One of the other top Google searches was why all
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: the cleats are pink? I guess every almost every major
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: cleat brand released these electric at Fusia collections for the
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: World Cup basically so they could stand out on the
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: green grass and they're bright. And then the last one
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: I wanted to tell you about was people are asking
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: do male soccer players wear sports bras question? Yeah, the
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: answer was no. Sometimes they do wear like a device
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: to track like how many steps are how they're running
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: or you know, stuff like that.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: So they wear you know, something to keep it.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: On their match those around their chests. Yeah, and it
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: looks like chest strats sports but yeah, it's just I
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: mean sometimes nothing wrong with that. If you want to
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: wear a sports bras and man, dont do whatever makes
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: you comfor spanks if you made a guy calling where spanks.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: It just likes to feel like things are kept together.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's fair.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Hold it together.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hold it together for the world.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: I judge nobody. If you whatever makes you happy, wear it,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: who cares? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I like that all right.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Kanda Slowpez.
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  Speaker 2: Those are your Texas top stories is Dirty Little.
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  Speaker 1: this one seems now that's too much. Believe it or not.
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  Speaker 1: There's some people that want to do their secrets and
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  Speaker 1: or it's too crazy, I can't do it. But there's
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  Speaker 8: So I've only been married about eight months and there's
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  Speaker 8: something I'm hiding from my wife that nobody knows about.
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  Speaker 1: That's not good. Only eight months? Yeah, that's I mean
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  Speaker 1: to be hiding. Suffer usually hide stuff after a couple
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  Speaker 1: of years, right, No, oh.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, I mean we got married pretty quickly. I
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  Speaker 8: mean everything just felt right and we moved in together.
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  Speaker 8: I rented a small storage unit for all the stuff
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  Speaker 8: that didn't fit in the house. Extra golf clubs, old
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  Speaker 8: boxes from college, nothing exciting.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, at least that's what my wife thinks is in there.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: So you have a storage unit that you have extra
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: stuff that she doesn't you know, you're junk.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just excess, Yeah, justve and collected stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So what's in there?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 8: So the truth is there's only one thing in that
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  Speaker 8: storage unit. That's the real reason I still pay for
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 8: it every month. And her name is Jenny.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Her name is Jenny. What do you mean her name
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: is Jenny?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, yes, Jenny is a life size loved
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: all And I mean, I know, I know how insane
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: it sounds. But I know it sounds insane. But I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: bought her years ago when I first I'm a really
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  Speaker 8: good paying job out of college.
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  Speaker 5: It was it is one of the first major purchases
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: I ever made. Is weird as it sounds.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: I've been fascinated with these dolls since I was a teenager,
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  Speaker 8: and they're ridiculously expensive, so it wasn't something I could
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  Speaker 8: afford until I got older.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, wow, And this is a no judgment zone, so
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  Speaker 1: it's whatever is quote weird we think this is, doesn't
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  Speaker 1: matter what we think. We've had people call before who
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: have life sized dolls. Yeah, but they weren't hiding them
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: from their wife, right. No, I don't get the obsession
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: and the fascination, but this is obviously the thing because
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: people paid thousands of dollars for this. The last time
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: we talked about this, I looked it up. Remember, yeah,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: I remember it was like three Yeah, you paid thirty
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars for a silicone doll that you know
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: was life size and he designed.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: Part of me, I think you're joking.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: Part of me is like no, Well, when I started
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: dating my wife, I mean, I never brought it up.
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  Speaker 8: How do you start that conversation, like, hey, before this
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 8: gets serious, there's something you should know.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: I have a six foot silicon doll named Jenny.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Got a big old Amazon. Okay, why keep her?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: I know, why does she make the move?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 8: Well, it's I mean, that's the thing I've never It's
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: never felt as strange to me as it probably sounds
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: everyone else. I mean, there are people all over the
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: world who owns these dolls. I mean a whole community.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I know you do, but that is so it does
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  Speaker 1: seem to you that Okay, that's good because you do
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: realize that this does sound different to other people.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, well yeah, well, I mean I don't think I'm
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 8: in a relationship with Genny, but I've had her for
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: so many years I'd be lying if I said I
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 8: didn't get attached. I mean, now she's laying lifeless inside
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: a giant Duffel bag and a storage unit, and as
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 8: crazy as it sounds, I feel guilty about it. I
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: mean I'll stop by every once in a while. I
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 8: know that sounds ridiculous. I'm a grown man, I'm happily married.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: I love my wife more than anything.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: So you stopped by the storage unit to see her. Yeah,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: I's spent some time with the Okay, this is fascinating
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: to me too. I mean, it doesn't matter what we think.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to make fun of you for this.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: I just think it's it's something that is so different.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 8: Well, there's a part of me that thinks like she'll left,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 8: part of me that thinks she's married to a weirdo,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 8: and I mean a part of me worries she'll wonder
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 8: what else I haven't told her. So I'm just gonna
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 8: stuck with this bizarre secret and monthly storage bill.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you what to do with Jenny, but
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: I might get rid.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: Of her, definitely would not keep her anymore.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I think there's a way you could
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: probably just move on. And I'm not saying you need
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: a psychologist, but I'm not saying you don't.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: It's not a bad idea.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Maybe you just talk because look, at the end of
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: the day, Jenny is no disrespect to Jenny. But Jenny
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: isn't at the level of I would hope not the
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: priority of your wife.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, right, so that's committed to you.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: That's a good start, right, I can agree. There's like
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: one one in one a right, so she's right below
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: your wife.
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  Speaker 2: WHOA, You're definitely too attached for my comfort.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I mean this is the same thing that we have
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: with another guy who is I mean these are definitely
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: a real thing that people get attached to. I mean
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: we talk to a guy who married one. Remember he
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: married his dollar. I think so, And I'm not at
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: this point in life where my love life is. I'm
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: not going to rule it out.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Yes you are?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: You all right? Fine? They are too expensive anyway, I'd
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: have to get like a cheaper one thirty eight hundred.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Do they have like a great value version of one,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: you know, like sheen t move Probably something one that
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: does it, like one wonky eye or something like half all.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, left out in the sun too long something. Well, sir, listen,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: we're not laughing at you. We think it's an interesting situation.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I don't expect you to make any decisions right now,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: but I will would love to hear a follow up
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: if you have one, because I think if you do
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: end up telling your wife, I want.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: To know about it, your wife's feelings into consideration. I mean,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: he's not cheating, it's not no, but you're spending time
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: in there.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: You would be mad if Eric had a life sized
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: love dolls. Okay, geez, welcome to.
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  Speaker 8: The no fund zones.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: But he's got it before you though. Come on, good luck, sir,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: thank you so much. We appreciate you very much, and
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: good luck. Thanks guys insane, what is going on? It's
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: non judgment zone. But my thing is what do you
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: do with it?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: I don't care what you do with it?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: At four thousand dollars dollar, I.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: Mean selling a marketplace.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Who wants a used love dolls?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: There's a buyer for everything, okay.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Slightly, used slightly it's mixed one or two point nine.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: And Bill at a kid Candae low Pas producer who
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: we're getting out of here. We'll see you later. I
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: have a great Friday, have a fun weekend. I don't
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: know what you got going on. Canda's got big plans.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm actually going to Connecticut because my husband, Eric
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: works for a charity organization called the Driven Project and
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: they do what they call supercar therapy and take a
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: children who are critically ill and take them around race
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: accent supercars.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's perfect for him too.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: You know, we're all going to be volunteering. He's been
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: a part of their organization for a while, but.
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  Speaker 2: They're having an event this weekend in Connecticut, so we're
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: all going up there to volunteer too.
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  Speaker 1: That is awesome. Yeah, okay, good just to see these
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: kids light up when they get to drive dream cars.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, on the racial supercars.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: That is very cool. Well, that'll be fun. Is En
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: going to Yeah, well that's cool. Yeah, okay, awesome. Well,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Poo and I are supposed to have a bronite tonight.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, I'm just saying, and we're trying to figure
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: out what we're gonna do.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Well, what are the options?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Well, we're thinking about getting crazy and going at the casinomo.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: You know how things get walking into the casino. But
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever been with casino with Pooh,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: it's just usually you lose, not only on the machines,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: but then you lose because you got to go to
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: atm for him.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know that I've ever been to the
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: casino with Pooh.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: I mean at the festival I have who doesn't gamble.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: That's why when he was like I kind of want
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: to go to the casino, I'm like, wait, what what
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: you're speaking my language? I got a little change, but
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: we might go to Choctaw. Yeah, put five on it. Yeah,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: and literally that's it. So we'll see later. Be safe,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: be safe traveling, and have a good weekend and we'll
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: see you later.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 8: Bye.