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Whackhead Pranks: Colourful voicemails · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: You stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous
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  Speaker 1: cranky car from Darren Wackhead, something ex exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 2: You know, this is something that happens to all of
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  Speaker 2: us all the time. When you answer that unknown number,
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  Speaker 2: how many times will you get I know immediately? Is
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  Speaker 2: this missus or is this Miss Barrens? When they referred
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  Speaker 2: to you like that, you already know, all right, But
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  Speaker 2: how many times do.
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  Speaker 1: Will they go? Like phoning you Sherlin? Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Is this miss fun Vake?
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  Speaker 1: Actually hasn't happened in a while, land.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so this is what's been plaguing this lady's cell
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  Speaker 2: phone to the point that she now switches off her
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  Speaker 2: cell phone during business hours shame. And she's left them
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  Speaker 2: a salty voicemail.
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  Speaker 1: Drastic measures.
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  Speaker 2: But you see our operate after hours as well. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not a business hours type of person, so I'll get
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  Speaker 2: you whenever I can. And let's just say it all
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  Speaker 2: unfolds from there.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, if this is thank looking for me? Otherwise, if
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  Speaker 3: you're looking for amand leave a message.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, good morning, mister Moore. How are you?
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't to you?
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm a bit confused.
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  Speaker 3: I can hear you're confused. The whole of Bloody spank
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  Speaker 3: is confused. If you're idious, will just listen to me
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  Speaker 3: my phone number or miss I can't?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, just please cool down with the more.
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  Speaker 3: I found I've got to dick.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, just cool down. Mister Moore?
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear what I said? Do I found like
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  Speaker 3: I've got to?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, thinks that's idiots?
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  Speaker 2: The mother? Okay, Hello, it's still sitting on the first
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  Speaker 2: waiting for mister talking.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, give me fresh Hello, shame man?
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  Speaker 1: Hello? Hello? Is this a very handsome mister Moore?
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  Speaker 3: Some arrogant thinks funny enough? That's finding me over and
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  Speaker 3: over again.
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  Speaker 2: Well, even.
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  Speaker 3: Idiots, it doesn't have the I told you just of
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  Speaker 3: course before I get there. You actually stupid?
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  Speaker 1: I said?
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  Speaker 2: Cool?
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  Speaker 1: Is this more?
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  Speaker 3: Does its more?
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  Speaker 1: You're stupid? Do you?
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  Speaker 3: You don't you understand English?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you understand what gender you are?
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  Speaker 3: Will you hear me the first ten times? Or six?
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  Speaker 1: Course? I'm looking for mister Moore or you mister Moore?
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  Speaker 3: Obviously I'm not mister And if you're stupid, understood that
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  Speaker 3: you would take my number of your system. But you
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  Speaker 3: are too thick to understand that I will get aggressive
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  Speaker 3: and agrow with you and tell.
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  Speaker 1: You, so, who are you? Then?
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  Speaker 3: I am somebody else? No idea who mister Moore is,
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  Speaker 3: because if I met him, I came.
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  Speaker 1: To I don't understand. How did you get your number? Then?
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  Speaker 3: Good guy?
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  Speaker 1: Hello? Hello, Yvonne y it's internet more here.
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  Speaker 3: You must be freaking joking.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm serious?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Do you have any messages for me? It's wicked?
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  Speaker 1: Since now are you? It's not? No, it is, it
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  Speaker 1: really is. I've switched my machine off. Now there we go.
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  Speaker 1: It's not.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe this.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you it is.
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  Speaker 2: Michelle Fife gave me your details.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you know how pressure is.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what. I will get it sorted
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  Speaker 1: out for you. Don't you worry?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? And then you can change your voicemail? Well
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  Speaker 1: what what would your new voicemail kind of sound like?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you wack eds for sorting out my problems? Leave
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  Speaker 3: a message?
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  Speaker 1: See it always ends well, yo, she dragged you through it.
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  Speaker 2: There, Nah, but there's there's nothing more frustrating than the
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  Speaker 2: day she broke.
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  Speaker 1: Like she was at the breaking that was it? All right?
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  Speaker 2: If you want anybody pranks, we The shop opens around
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  Speaker 2: about midday. All Right, darrenis at KFM, dot co, dot
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