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OUTRO: Livin' Large · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 2: And tick off for for Dog for to sit every
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  Speaker 2: weekday on Radio Hurd.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, whoa, whoa, that's how we do it, fellas, get
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  Speaker 3: a don't how we suck on that big old okay
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  Speaker 3: Chili dow disclaimer.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to dogs he's he's giving off diddy Margie,
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  Speaker 2: but very dirty.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so ready for this year to be over, hear Ober.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to be Ober.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you there, I'm totally with you there.
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  Speaker 4: I wish this year would go on forever.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Geezy, I tell you what. And I've never
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  Speaker 1: had this as badly as I do now. I just
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  Speaker 1: want to see my girls right and I'm like, fucking
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  Speaker 1: can we? Can you just get over here? Please?
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  Speaker 3: That's nice again?
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  Speaker 1: Christmas? Oh well, one's coming on the twentieth, and it's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, there's ages away, when do you go over?
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  Speaker 1: And then one's coming on the twenty fifth, while she's
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  Speaker 1: arriving on the twenty fourth and staying at her her
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  Speaker 1: partner's parents, and I was like, can wing.
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  Speaker 3: Man, surely not?
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: I just staying for that man?
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  Speaker 1: I just my wife and I were sitting in the
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  Speaker 1: lounge today and it was like, oh, you know, if
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  Speaker 1: we're on holiday right now, we'll be going for a swim.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And she was like, I don't even.
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  Speaker 4: But you could go for a swim.
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  Speaker 1: Well no, not today. I couldn't because the tide wasn't right.
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  Speaker 4: But so holiday, the tide would have been right.
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  Speaker 1: No, but like, if I'm on holiday.
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  Speaker 4: You need to go early.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, ye might do a couple of nude night swims.
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  Speaker 5: You know what, you need a pool man, because you're
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  Speaker 5: getting an apartment, you should got on with the pool.
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  Speaker 1: I was just telling Kesy Mogie found an amazing apartment.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck, it's cool. Two grand a week, three three grand? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: no I don't. He'll swooping there. You know what, Mogi's like.
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  Speaker 3: Cash coming in there. I'll be rented up the storm
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  Speaker 3: because we.
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  Speaker 1: Were we were talking, my wife and I, and it's
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  Speaker 1: like we could just get you know, we've just been
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  Speaker 1: looking at apartments in a particular range, and then we're like, well,
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  Speaker 1: hang on, wasn't the whole point of this to get
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  Speaker 1: something quite bougie? Yeah, so what are we doing? So
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  Speaker 1: now we've gone okay, let's up the the scale a
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  Speaker 1: bit here, that's right. And because we're getting rent for
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  Speaker 1: our house, why not.
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  Speaker 5: This is what I like about you, though, jas is
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  Speaker 5: you insist on wearing three hats, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: You you buy yourself. I finally got yourself a nice car,
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  Speaker 5: but it's nothing to out there, you know what I mean? Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 5: you've got that old phone that you've had for ten years.
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  Speaker 5: That's fun, but you could actually maybe get some nice
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  Speaker 5: stuff if you wanted to.
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  Speaker 3: I could, and you deserve it, man. But it's also
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  Speaker 3: it's just can you not be that nice? It's freaking yeah,
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  Speaker 3: It's just.
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  Speaker 1: It's just I've been so used to all my life
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  Speaker 1: being broke.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think it's a good I think it's a
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  Speaker 3: good thing to have, certainly better that way than the
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  Speaker 3: other way around. And it is especially with rent where
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  Speaker 3: you like funk, I'm just throwing this money.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, like my my attitude towards stuff
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  Speaker 5: is like, for example, I don't want my parents to
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  Speaker 5: leave me anything. No, I want them to just spend
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  Speaker 5: it all I want I want them to leave me
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  Speaker 5: with debt.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to get them to my mom to
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  Speaker 3: do a reverse mortgage, yes, right, which is where you
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  Speaker 3: where the bank gives are all the money in then
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  Speaker 3: and she can just spend it all.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, hard because I'm not like anything, because what I
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  Speaker 5: don't want to do is work really hard and then
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  Speaker 5: leave my kids all this money and then I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: everyone should just leave each other nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: And I've had that exact same conversation with my mum,
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  Speaker 1: which is, I don't want your money. You just speaking spend, spend.
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  Speaker 4: Around the world, go do whatever.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, so this is what this is, jas go
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  Speaker 5: spend your money man, because you've got so much Like,
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  Speaker 5: you've got so much money, you could be renting the
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  Speaker 5: penthouse of the tallest tower and.
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  Speaker 1: All what plenty you're living on? Again?
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  Speaker 3: Are you renting the rotating restaurant at the top of
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  Speaker 3: the skyte cool?
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  Speaker 1: Remember when we went I don't know if I can
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  Speaker 1: talk about that where we did the show from the
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  Speaker 1: luck you know what that was like four thousand and
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  Speaker 1: five thousand and night or something of.
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  Speaker 4: The hotel room, the presidential suite.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, thoroughly unimpressed. I was like, really, yes, I was
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  Speaker 3: I for that kind of money, maybe I could get
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  Speaker 3: I could get behind two grande.
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  Speaker 5: Two grand because it had, like you know, massa huge bathroom,
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  Speaker 5: big bath which I did some broadcasting from presidential presidential
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  Speaker 5: president of what Harvey star.
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  Speaker 1: Dollars.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 5: Was the Harvey Styles what was his name? Harry Styles,
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  Speaker 5: Harvey Styles and Justin Beaver the whole archy B Show
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  Speaker 5: wee days from four on radio hurarchym They Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: What's the most expensive room you've ever stayed in? Can
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  Speaker 1: you do? You know?
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  Speaker 3: No? And when I first got with the missus, we
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  Speaker 3: went and stayed somewhere and it was like seven hundred
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  Speaker 3: bucks a night or something like that. Fucking nice?
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  Speaker 1: Then?
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  Speaker 3: Is that Wellington? But we've been, you know, we've been
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  Speaker 3: working like dogs. But she couldn't she couldn't enjoy it.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, it's too much money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're paid for it, yes, so you just enjoy
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  Speaker 3: it or you just stay in the room and I'll
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  Speaker 3: enjoy it. Yes, because I'm going to enjoy it, ycause
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  Speaker 3: I paid. I've paid for it. Looked like a dog.
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  Speaker 3: I'm having a nice holiday.
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  Speaker 1: My wife was exactly is exactly the same. She's like,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't feel comfortable spending that amount of money.
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  Speaker 1: And I say okay, Well we'll just go and stay
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  Speaker 1: a shitty little place for eight thousand a night.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's the thing like that.
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  Speaker 5: If you go on holiday in Southeast Asia, Jay's Vietnam
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  Speaker 5: for example.
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  Speaker 4: Have you been there before?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? I have, Yes, Keezy, you.
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  Speaker 5: Can stay in the boogiest places and spend so much
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  Speaker 5: money because it's just it gets you so much more.
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  Speaker 5: But if you go to Europe and then you try
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  Speaker 5: and be bougie, you're simply mass Holy fuck man, that
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  Speaker 5: is like another level. Yeah, I can imagine, and like
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  Speaker 5: you go to an ice Fresh. Its beautiful, but it
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  Speaker 5: does reach a certain point with me as well. And
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  Speaker 5: I'm not a frugal person.
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  Speaker 3: You are, you know, I remember when you to me
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  Speaker 3: has been very tightfisted.
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  Speaker 5: Can you tell my wife that my wife is very
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  Speaker 5: even more? My wife is very sense more with money
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  Speaker 5: and frugal. I literally have like when it comes to
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  Speaker 5: Christmas presents, I don't I don't know what I want
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  Speaker 5: because I literally as soon as I want something, I
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  Speaker 5: just buy it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you know, yeah, you strike me. And I've said
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  Speaker 1: this before. As a gadget kind of guy, you like
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  Speaker 1: your gadgets.
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  Speaker 3: I used to know an actor one of those things
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  Speaker 3: called fleshlight.
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  Speaker 1: I used to know, well I still do know him.
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  Speaker 1: He's a Wellington actor actually, and he was forever turning
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  Speaker 1: up on set with a new gadget.
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  Speaker 4: Do I do that?
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  Speaker 3: What as a gadget? Well, you know what gadget is.
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  Speaker 3: But what would that be? That would be the latest
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  Speaker 3: iPhone like a walkman.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it would be something like that. But like he
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  Speaker 1: was suddenly into camping, so he'd come on set with
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  Speaker 1: a new headlamp and then he'd come on to set.
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  Speaker 3: With I know, I know, trying to think who this
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  Speaker 3: actor is, and it was like.
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  Speaker 1: What do you need all the ship?
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  Speaker 3: How does that you're always wearing a head lamps?
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like you like your games, you like
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  Speaker 1: your vehicles, you like your stuff.
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  Speaker 5: I like old ship. I like plane PlayStation. That's my
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  Speaker 5: only gadget. TV and everything else like is old, old
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  Speaker 5: analogue stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You know. That's a great shot. By hey, by the way.
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  Speaker 3: That's what drive keys. You see that just muscled, it
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  Speaker 3: just muscles.
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  Speaker 1: To ship out of it. I've told you this before
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  Speaker 1: in terms of the hotel room was I think it
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  Speaker 1: was three thousand US?
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  Speaker 3: Oh is that when you're over and yeah, you're doing,
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  Speaker 3: but you don't pay for them.
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't pay for it. It was insane in
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  Speaker 1: New York.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it was three thousand newest name per night.
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  Speaker 3: You're also filming on there were filming.
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  Speaker 1: Lee was like, fuck it, should we just hire this
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  Speaker 1: place for the night and imagine a window twice that
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  Speaker 1: size of the one here of that window, there's one.
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  Speaker 4: That's a window that's two meters by one.
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  Speaker 1: Meter, way up in the sky, looking straight down the
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  Speaker 1: guts of Central Power.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, get it.
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  Speaker 1: It was fucking insane.
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  Speaker 4: Was that funded? Yes, so that's where the budget came from.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. And boy was there a party that night.
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  Speaker 4: What did you get up to?
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  Speaker 3: Man? You tell us all about it?
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  Speaker 1: Ah, you fellas.
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  Speaker 3: It's good fun.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, well, I'm looking forward to seeing this new
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  Speaker 3: apartment because I was sort of having a little look
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  Speaker 3: for you, and I thought, I bet this is sort
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  Speaker 3: of a range he's operating it. See if I can
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  Speaker 3: guess your new range, because the range I was looking
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  Speaker 3: and there was fuck all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was the thing. We went, We've got
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  Speaker 1: to we've got to up the stakes here, you do, and.
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  Speaker 3: And that's right, And if it's been off then essentially
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  Speaker 3: you're only paying rent, which you haven't done for god
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  Speaker 3: knows how long. Yes, right, a little bit of mortgage
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  Speaker 3: you've been on. And then yeah you pain a little
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  Speaker 3: bit of rent. How good? Yeah, man, you paint half
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  Speaker 3: the cost of a sick pair.
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  Speaker 4: Totally get on you. You're gonna have us around.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 3: You just have to increase the hours for your missus.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you just do a bit of overtime.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm trying to get her to get into this
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  Speaker 1: new business actually with a mative heirs, which I think
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  Speaker 1: is a suits her way better and there's way better dash.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't it the multi level marketing one you were telling
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  Speaker 5: me about door to door sales. That was when you
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  Speaker 5: just have to get ten of your mates involved in
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  Speaker 5: the name, ten of their mates involved, and then you
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  Speaker 5: can all be rich.
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  Speaker 3: That's good, was it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? What was there?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, that's a different one selling fizz sticks or smoothies
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  Speaker 5: or something.
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  Speaker 3: And then.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get behind the sticks toy one.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're get in front of it.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, we're going to record a Discover purely for that
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  Speaker 4: last comic.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, look at parts. He's looking absolutely filthy.
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  Speaker 4: Four or seven weekdays Radio Hardarchy pig shirt,