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Episode 181: Chalamet For A Day · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
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  I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 181. Do we have a show title?
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  Mormon Crypto fraud? Welcome, motherfuckers.
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  What's going on, Joseph? Oh no.
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  Not a lot, man. You're fixing my spelling
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  because I. Oh, it's nice when you when you
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  talk with the vape in your mouth when we're when we're recording
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  a podcast. Fixing my spelling because I
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  misspelled some shit on one of the times.
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  It's great. Hey, it happens all the time.
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  It happens all the time. The spelling happens, Sir, But
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  I'm doing good. What's up?
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  What the fuck is up? It's your boy, Andrew Schultz.
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  We went through that, yeah. OK, sorry.
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  How you doing, ma'am? I am good, as good, as good as I
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  can be given the given these dark times that we live in well.
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  It's dramatic, but kind of true. So you're good.
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  I just got done watching A Mission Impossible and the last
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  #7 the. One that's in the theaters.
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  No, that's 8. So that one, that one I'm going
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  to see this weekend, probably see it Sunday.
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  So I had to finish seven in preparation for, you know, going
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  to watch The Most Dangerous Man in Hollywood, you know, jump a
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  motorcycle off a Cliff and then parachute onto a train.
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  Like actually get it too. Yeah.
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  So yes, these are dark times, but I think Ethan Hunt's going
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  to save us so. Shut up Mr. Getting 2 shoes on
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  my Tom Cruise you know. From from the AI, 'cause that's
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  all like the 7th 1, the 7th 1's about it's like, oh, there's AI
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  bot, we got to stop it. The entity, I don't know white
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  people with masks, all sorts of shit.
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  Who knows what I was saying this think about this.
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  There's not. Black people with masks, All of
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  them. There's only really one black
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  guy in all of it who he plays Luther like.
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  He's like the computer tech black guy.
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  Mission Impossible. There's not really like a lot of
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  like, you know, people that look like me in the Mission
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  Impossible movies. He's me.
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  He's survived through all of them though, so you got to give
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  him credit. The black guy.
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  Yeah, yeah, he's he's yeah. He's like, you know, he's you
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  know, when you first meet him, he's what, disavowed?
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  So he's kicked out of the gang. And then Ethan is like, yo, let
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  me pull some of my white boy strings, we'll get you back in
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  the crew. I got you dog.
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  And then that happens, and now he's just hanging out in a van
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  wearing a cool hat, always talking via radio.
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  So he's like very not involved, but he's involved.
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  So I'm just glad he's there. Shout out.
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  Tales from the poker room. No, I haven't been back.
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  I've been just like going ham since the last episode.
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  I've probably moved about like 200 cubic feet of mulch in my
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  yard and been building beds. Today I was climbing trees,
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  pruning this tree, looking like a crazy person to my everyday.
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  It was successful, it looks great, did a great job.
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  Was this? Tree higher than your like 20
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  foot fence that you installed. No, it's it's 8 foot fence, but
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  no, maybe it's I was, you know, about 10 feet in the air, but I
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  had to use a ladder to get onto the tree to climb the tree to
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  get. Old man huggy for real.
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  To get to get to where I wanted, what I wanted to trim down, it
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  looks better. I'm trying to there's this big
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  ass pecan tree in my front yard and it's pretty, but it's got
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  this weird. Like it hasn't been trimmed in
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  forever. So there's all these spots where
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  grass and shit doesn't grow because it's just in constant
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  shape. Like it's just like, I mean one
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  of the branches goes all the way down, touches the fucking
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  ground, like touches the ground off the side.
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  So I trimmed that one back and some other ones and like opened
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  it up. Now it looks like a normal
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  fucking tree. But before it was like sketch
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  bro, like the Google Earth images from like the Street
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  View. You couldn't even see the house
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  'cause it was just this like fucking tree in your face.
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  So I mean, it was hanging down, hanging too low.
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  So we had to, you know, get a little edge up.
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  I might not. Edge Dr. Green thumb dude.
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  I might not edge my hair or my beard up that much, but I'll I,
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  I trimmed my yard, you know what I'm saying?
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  Trimmed the trees in the bushes. You know what I'm?
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  Talking about you did it. Oh, OK.
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  We'll see if you can keep up with it, you know, six months
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  down the line. I'm probably going to get my
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  hair trimmed up. Actually, I need to.
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  It's not your hair. Oh, the tree.
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  No, the, the, the, the changes I made to it are pretty, pretty
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  substantial. Like, I mean, I chopped
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  entirely. You won't have to like continue
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  to maintain it. Not on those.
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  Not like, yeah, yeah. Chopped like where it was
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  touching the ground. I chopped the entire branch off
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  with like this little hand saw just out there.
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  So they probably weighed like £100.
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  I don't know. It's big.
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  It's decently big. Just chopped that shit down.
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  And then I got off a tree and was like, everybody's on notice.
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  You see that shit? I'm come for me, dawg, come for
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  me. I ain't putting no American flag
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  up in my front yard. You're not.
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  I'm one of like 6 people on like this whole block that does it.
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  Everybody else is like flag flag flag flag flag flag.
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  No that's creepy. I'm just not just for the sake
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  of it. I'm putting an eagle's flag out
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  there. Dog.
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  An old school eagle's flag. Put them on notice.
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  Got a little light post in the front yard of our I'm going to
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  order some Kelly green light bulbs only.
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  Only turn it on on Sundays when the birds win.
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  Just let a blast out there. Let people know Eagle's country.
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  Come fuck with me. Wow, dude.
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  But I'm not an antagonistic neighbor at all, I promise.
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  No, it doesn't sound like it. Very, very approachable.
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  You want to get into these therapy questions.
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  Let's do it. Therapy question #1 So you could
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  steal anybody's identity for a day.
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  Whose identity would you steal? Are you talking about like in
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  like the fraud stealing of identity or are you talking
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  about like become this person? Become that person.
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  And then how about both as A2 parter, become this person and
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  steal their identity and do some wild shit.
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  If you're gonna steal someone's identity, fraud, steal it.
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  I'd steal Elon Musk so I could just buy whatever the fuck I
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  wanted for a day. Go out of control.
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  Go ham. There's plenty of people that
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  you could just buy whatever you want and if you're just doing it
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  for that. Blow up, blow up Twitter.
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  I could. Blow up your Starship.
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  I could do a lot of wild shit if I was like for if I stole Elon's
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  identity for the day. Like, I wouldn't want to steal
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  his. I don't want to be Elon ever.
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  No, dude. I think it's like it's got to be
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  one of two people. I think it's either Timothy
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  Chalamet or, or or Posty Post Malone dude.
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  And it's like just living his life.
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  Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, if you had to trade lives with someone
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  for a day, I'm just. Talking about for a day like
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  like post Milan, you just go like play like a fucking stadium
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  and just like chill out with like cool people, no.
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  No, no, no, no. That's be that person for the
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  day. I'm saying if I could steal
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  someone's identity without having to take their place, I
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  would steal Elon Musk's identity and buy a bunch of wild shit
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  now, like fraudster style. But yeah, trading places
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  posties, not a bad Timothy Charlemagne.
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  Harry Styles would be a good one.
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  Like that'd be that wouldn't be a bad one to pick.
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  Adam Sandler would also be cool because you just get to go like
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  play basketball all day. Coop it up like right, like you
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  wouldn't have to dress up. You get to just wear like
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  sweatpants and shit all day and everybody just be cool with it.
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  Like you could it'd be like a good lounge.
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  It like lazy day staycation. Famous is totally Adam Sandler
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  so that that wouldn't be a bad 1A bad one at all.
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  Posty would be good. Yeah, he's.
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  A little crazy for me, but you know, and he's from Grapevine,
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  so I mean, why would I want to be someone from Grapevine?
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  Is he actually from Grapevine? Yeah.
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  That's crazy. Yeah, he worked at the
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  Chick-fil-A off Kimball in like South Lake.
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  That's like. Grapevine is like our It was the
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  city right next to Jim, where Joseph and I grew up.
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  They're like our rivals. They're the ones where we wore
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  like, they wore short shirts that say, like, we would have
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  gone to Grapevine, but our dad's got a job.
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  Yeah, I would have gone to Grapevine, but Daddy got a job.
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  Yeah. I used to have one of those
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  shirts. I had a couple of them.
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  I gave up my for my sister. I gave a bunch away.
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  I wish I still had one. That Timothy Charlemagne would
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  be good too. He'd just be vibing and
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  everybody just like love you to death.
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  He's just a top. He's just like, what's what's?
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  His powers. You see dune, you guys watch
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  dune yet it's pretty, pretty sick, pretty sick dude.
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  I write a sand worm. It's lit as fuck and he's just
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  always at like every Knicks game now.
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  So I mean that wouldn't be a bad bad person to be also Shane
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  Gillis. Shane Gillis wouldn't be a bad
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  person. He's he's just funny.
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  That wouldn't be bad. You'd have.
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  To be back in them on the smart list today.
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  You have to watch Hang Out with Joey Bag of Donuts though.
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  That's fine. I, I don't actually like, like,
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  I mean don't tell him this, but like, I don't actually, I don't
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  actually mind Joe Rogan. What?
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  No, you can't say that all this. I'm speaking with him because
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  he's the number one podcast and we have a podcast.
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  See, I thought you had this personal vendetta.
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  Threats up like, you know, call outs.
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  Challenges, dude, I was like hitting his pool like every week
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  for like a year. Like, I mean, come on.
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  So you were behind enemy lines. He didn't even know you were
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  that close to him. You were.
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  That should have gone. Live in his backyard.
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  You should have. I don't.
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  Yeah, I actually don't. Like I stopped doing it like
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  like 2 weeks ago. You would have probably had to
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  find a new job though. If they're like, hey, bro, you
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  can't be taking lives from people's properties.
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  Like you can't do that. Like we get it.
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  We know you guys got beef and whatever, but like that's,
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  that's fucking crazy. You'd end up on a list with that
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  for sure. Most.
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  Definitely, definitely. And and it's like a gated
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  community. You have to go like I have to
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  like. They check my ID every time I go
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  in. Yeah, because I know who it was.
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  Yeah, it's a problem. Oh, OK, All right.
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  Therapy question #2 is the job, is the tech job market becoming
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  over saturated with people? So I was listening to somebody
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  the other day and they were talking about how obviously it's
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  part of some big grand conspiracy, but it's talking
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  about coders and how everybody wants to be a coder.
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  And there's more people for these tech jobs than there
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  actually are, than there actually are open availabilities
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  for a coder, for someone who does that stuff.
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  So is it like, you know, where everybody's like, I want to be?
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  I think what was it? There was a period.
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  Of time, I mean, so you just stopped right there coding like
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  AI already did that like those jobs are gone.
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  So how many more of these tech jobs are just going to be
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  obsolete? Well, I'd I think you might
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  forget like in 2023, there was there was like a mini recession
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  only in the tech sector. Like all of like it was
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  basically right around the same time that Elon bought Twitter
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  and then fired everybody. And then it like still Twitter
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  kind of worked. All the tech people were like,
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  oh fuck, we could just fire a bunch of people too.
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  Like thousands of people lost their job like in 23 in the tech
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  in Silicon Valley. But yeah, dude, like Microsoft
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  doing layoffs right now and they're the the overtook Apple
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  for like the biggest or the biggest market cap in any
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  company in the history of the world or not.
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  Maybe not in the history because Apple might.
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  I mean it's in fluctuation, but like right now they their market
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  cap is more than every other company.
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  So would you say that there? Is and they're laying people off
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  is my point. And there's a lot of people that
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  are going to be looking for jobs that don't exist.
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  Yeah, I would get out of code and like like that, that job is
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  like, I think that's the first victim of AI.
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  Yeah, I. Mean, that makes sense.
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  Yeah. I mean, it seems like the first
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  real victim was screenwriters, but then it kind of well.
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  They, I mean, they, they passed like a, you know, a collective
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  bargaining just saying that they can't use AI for screen writing.
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  Yeah, but. I mean, I, I, I don't think AI
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  is good at like screen writing to be honest.
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  I mean, maybe it is better, but like, like remember when Chachi
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  BT first came out? Like I was like trying to like
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  work with it to like get therapy questions and it was just like
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  useless. It's like get the fuck out of
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  here, like. The first like the first like
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  two or three lists, they were good and then after that it was
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  just repeating and. Well, this one from AI.
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  They were. Good, because it wasn't.
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  AII tried to use it and was like this isn't this is kind of dumb?
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  I'm not really into it. Yeah, it doesn't do jokes it
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  doesn't like. I don't know what a joke is
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  like, but how do you not know? Program that into you?
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  Yeah. I mean, I would just say yes, it
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  seems like, yeah, with the development of AI, the way
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  things are trending, those are jobs that are just going to be
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  replaced so they can teach something to do these jobs for
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  them. Graphic design, I mean that's
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  essentially what people use AI for now is for fucking.
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  All of our graph, yeah. Well, I mean, and just marketing
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  for big companies, there's lots of people that just utilize AI
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  for everything that they do to where like now Photoshop seems
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  like very unimportant. Whenever, if you were a wizard
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  at Photoshop, I mean, it was like, Oh my God, look at how
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  good they are Photoshop. No, it's like, well, fuck that.
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  I can just have this engine create me an image based off of
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  all these specifics and not do it in like like 15 minutes, if
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  that. And then just turn it the fuck
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  in and be like, here's your image.
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  Here's your brand idea. Here's your marketing idea.
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  And you get like, yeah, you get like 25 of them.
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  Like like you have like variations of it.
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  Yeah, it's true. Even at like my job when we do
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  presentations and stuff, a lot of my bosses and people when
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  they do theirs, they'll they'll put in AI images of stuff and
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  like trying to make stuff like, yeah, I just made this, I don't
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  know, pretty crazy. And like, well, like, you know,
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  joke about how it looks sometimes.
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  Sometimes they're really good. I'm like, damn, that's a really
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  on point. So, yeah, I mean it is, I guess
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  it just is over saturated because there's so many people
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  who took that route and are kind of getting rugged.
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  Right. It was like, that was like,
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  yeah, don't like, you don't need to worry about like welding.
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  You need to be worried about coding.
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  And it's like. That, and that's what you should
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  be doing, is like going to fucking trade school and
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  becoming an electrician or some shit like that.
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  There's way more job security and being the plumber than there
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  is in like, yeah, being a coder. I feel like at this point, but
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  most people are lazy and they don't want to do that manual
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  labor. Yeah, well then get into
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  prompting because that's where it is now.
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  Like how to prompt an AI correctly 'cause it's like a is
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  not. Well, unless you're coding.
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  Like AI won't take your job, but somebody who knows how to use AI
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  is going to take your job usually.
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  But yeah, with coding, your job's just fucked.
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  There's a big epidemic with coding, you know, AI, I'm sorry,
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  and colleges. There's a guy who released an
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  article and he went to Colombia and he did all of his degree
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  using AI. Like never did any paperwork,
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  never wrote a paper. Everything was used.
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  He used AI for everything. Got was getting got great grades
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  and graduated like there's people who that like now.
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  That's become fine. Like like that's fine, like.
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  That works, right? You figured it out.
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  Yeah, like papers that would take them 12 hours to write.
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  They write in like 45 minutes. Great.
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  But you, but you completed the task and that's what you know,
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  you're going to have AI in the real world, so.
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  No, I know, I know. But it's just like.
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  This. That's where I'm coming from.
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  And that's where you can see that there's been a change in
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  the surroundings, the tools and what people are able to utilize
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  to get work done versus where school is and school not
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  adapting with the adaptation of technology around it.
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  Yeah, I mean, I, I've heard like there's, there's some teachers
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  that like completely embrace it. And there's some teachers that
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  are like, yeah, get it out of my classroom.
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  But it's like, dude, if this it's like, it's like, you know,
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  when calculators came, you know, I'm sure there's like teachers
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  like you can't use a calculator. It's like, well I'm going to
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  have a calculator at my job, so. Yeah, I used to have a a Casio
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  calculator watch and I would use that in second grade.
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  Never got caught on God. And then someone stole it from
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  me at recess, AKA I probably like lost it and they picked it
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  up and they were like, oh shit, I can use this in math class.
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  And that was the end of that. But that thing was pretty
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  badass. Yeah, so don't get into that.
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  I mean, what are what are tech jobs besides prompting, which is
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  the the goofiest shit ever. That's like being a fluffer for
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  AI. No, it's going to help them.
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  It's going to help you keep it hard.
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  What tech? What what where?
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  Where would you go if you wanted to go into tech that had that
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  was not AI centric? Where would you like?
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  What would you quantum? Computing I guess.
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  Nerds couldn't do it. I mean, that's the only other
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  like it's like quantum computing and then AI, you know, it's like
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  autonomous vehicles, but that's still AI.
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  Yeah, yeah, it's true. Therapy question #3 are flying
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  cars practical in the Today sense?
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  Do you think flying cars are practical?
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  Yeah, I think it could be. I mean, as practical as real
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  cars are, you know, it's like cars aren't practical unless you
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  build fucking freeways and roads and you know, and have traffic
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  police and traffic lights and stop signs and rules and
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  regulations. So it's like, you know, it's
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  been like 100 years or whatever. Like of cars, like the like
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  building up the infrastructure for it.
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  So it's like we had the infrastructure for flying cars
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  or we'd like the parameters. Yeah, because I.
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  Don't know if you really need infrastructure, that's like the
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  whole point, right? Well, OK, when I say
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  infrastructure, I'm saying like the very loose way, like, like
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  you have to, you're gonna have to like, charge your car, right?
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  Or fuel it. Or, you know, it's like when I
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  say infrastructure, I'm talking about gas stations.
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  I'm talking about, you know, like landing landing.
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  Spots, lights and stuff like that.
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  I think it, to me it sounds like chaos.
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  I feel like that. That'd be fucking chaos.
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  I mean like. Blind cars, people.
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  People, yeah, but there's like roads of lines and.
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  Logs like you know. So I'm saying like the.
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  Equivalent of that would be crazy.
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  Whatever the equivalent of that is in the air, it has, yeah, I
• 19:25
  don't know. The the trial and.
• 19:27
  Error. Obviously it's not practical
• 19:28
  because we can't, like we haven't done it, you know?
• 19:31
  The trial and error of figuring out like what's acceptable and
• 19:35
  what's not acceptable on a sky highway would be the craziest
• 19:39
  shit ever. And then everybody that's below
• 19:42
  on on the ground would be fucked like a car accident.
• 19:47
  It wouldn't be just two people. It'd be like like drinking and
• 19:51
  flying. Bro, get out of here.
• 19:53
  That shit sounds crazy, absolutely crazy.
• 19:56
  I'm fine with it. It's kind of crazy now that I
• 19:58
  think about. Yeah, like.
• 19:59
  Cars, I'd rather just robot cars driving everybody around and no
• 20:02
  one's allowed to fly a personal vehicle like that.
• 20:05
  Like that'd be nuts. They.
• 20:07
  That'd be, yeah. 'Cause then you get like an army
• 20:08
  of people together and like, attack things like from the air,
• 20:11
  like, I don't know. Sky Police like get out of here.
• 20:16
  Yeah, fuck that. We already have that shit.
• 20:17
  We already got drones out here. It's so ridiculous.
• 20:20
  Like who approved that? Well, I didn't approve that.
• 20:22
  Obama thanks, Obama, fucking to your real birth certificate.
• 20:30
  Yeah, totally not practical. You see stuff like the Fifth
• 20:33
  Element where they have flying cars.
• 20:35
  Like, that looks awesome. Like the concept of it seems
• 20:37
  cool, but it'll be complete and total chaos, like the whole
• 20:40
  premise. And that is they had flying cars
• 20:43
  because the pollution on Earth got so bad, they built the
• 20:45
  cities up higher and higher to build them out of the pollution.
• 20:48
  So they needed cars to fly around from building to building
• 20:51
  because, like the ground level was just like smoggy and full of
• 20:54
  pollution. So I mean.
• 20:57
  That doesn't even make sense cause the air arises.
• 21:00
  It's rising out of the smog area like it covers.
• 21:03
  I don't know. They don't go that deep into the
• 21:05
  environment in the movie Fifth Element.
• 21:06
  It's mostly like Bruce Willis. That's what it I didn't even
• 21:10
  know that that was part of that. Well, I mean, that's why
• 21:13
  whenever there's a part. I, I, yeah, it makes sense now.
• 21:15
  It's like running well, I watched that like probably like
• 21:18
  10 times, but I was like like under 18 at like all all 10
• 21:22
  times. And he's like, oh, I got it.
• 21:24
  You know, he's trying to escape the cops.
• 21:26
  And he's like, we're going to, all we have to do is make it
• 21:27
  down to the smog and the pollution, and we'll be good.
• 21:30
  And then he's like hiding because you can't see shit.
• 21:32
  So yeah, it just sounds like a complete and utter fucking
• 21:37
  chaos, man. I think that's a terrible idea
• 21:39
  of flying cars. At least there's been those,
• 21:42
  like, flying copter bikes that they have in Dubai where there's
• 21:47
  like one guy flying around. It's like, dude, and the last
• 21:50
  thing I need is that dude, like having a malfunction and just
• 21:53
  smacking, like crashing it into the side of a Hobby Lobby or
• 21:57
  fucking teacher's tools or some shit like that where a bunch of
• 22:01
  innocent people get hurt. That's really what that sounds
• 22:04
  like. It's just more innocent people
• 22:06
  are going to die. If you want to like call down
• 22:09
  the Earth's population. OK but well dude like thousands
• 22:12
  10s of thousands of people die from car accidents every year
• 22:15
  and we still think it's worth it.
• 22:17
  True, but now if even if it's a collateral damage, so two people
• 22:20
  getting into an accident and a third car's involved has nothing
• 22:22
  to do with it. And that third dude, this
• 22:24
  thing's going to be flying from the sky and like crashing into
• 22:28
  neighborhoods and there'd have to be no fly zones.
• 22:31
  Like there'd have to be all so many rules and regulations built
• 22:35
  around it just to keep people safe because of, you know, a, a
• 22:39
  Volkswagen Jetta, a flying Jetta falling from the sky.
• 22:42
  That's like a a fucking heat seeking missile that's gonna
• 22:45
  destroy whatever if it runs out of gas.
• 22:49
  At least you get stuck on that is true 'cause like, yeah, like
• 22:52
  like we get on Israel's ass. We're dropping 2000 LB bombs.
• 22:55
  This is like 20,000 LB bombs. Yeah, just dropping a fucking
• 22:59
  excursion from the sky 'cause they ran out of gas.
• 23:02
  Like you better. You'll always remember to have
• 23:05
  gas or charge your fucking flying car because you can't
• 23:08
  just like hold on, we'll just ride it out.
• 23:10
  I always go a little bit below E like get out of here, man, that
• 23:14
  you're just going to kill like everybody.
• 23:16
  Like there's so many bad basic scenarios for driving that would
• 23:21
  be terrifying. Like the the age limit to get
• 23:25
  your flying car license would be like fucking 40 dude.
• 23:29
  You know there's a bunch of 19 year olds in flying hellcats
• 23:32
  just like Y NS all day. Like, yeah, man. 40 year olds
• 23:35
  are any better? I mean, I guess I'm close to 40,
• 23:37
  yeah. Yeah.
• 23:38
  I mean, I trust you more now with the flying car than I would
• 23:40
  with me and you when we were 18 or 19.
• 23:43
  Everybody does. Yeah, like, right.
• 23:45
  Like, come on, man. See, now you've thought about
• 23:49
  it, it's a terrible idea. Yeah, it's probably bad.
• 23:53
  That that might surpass guns like like guns with no
• 23:57
  background. Guns have one purpose, that it's
• 23:59
  to kill things like, I mean, come on.
• 24:01
  So this would at least. The car's like trying to be.
• 24:03
  Productive A flying car would have two purposes to get you
• 24:06
  from A to B or to kill people. Be like, that's it.
• 24:09
  I'm losing it. I'm crashing into this Walmart.
• 24:11
  You could just crash into your job.
• 24:13
  I mean, I think we would just fuck with birds way too much.
• 24:15
  Like just that in itself. Yeah, they don't like birds.
• 24:19
  Fuck birds. I know, but I mean, come on.
• 24:22
  Therapy question #4 In your opinion, what addiction would be
• 24:26
  the worst addiction? It says addition in the notes.
• 24:30
  I'm like what is he talking about?
• 24:32
  Like I was like, like. I do.
• 24:35
  I've been doing them for my phone so it's like.
• 24:37
  I was like, how many, how many types of addictions are there?
• 24:41
  What addiction would be the worst?
• 24:43
  Yeah, hoarding. Hoarding.
• 24:47
  You think hoarding would be the worst addiction?
• 24:49
  Out of all of the addictions, hoarding would be the worst.
• 24:52
  It's up there. The worst would.
• 24:55
  That be like all right, so so non drug related addiction
• 24:59
  hoarding drug. Related The worst intervention
• 25:02
  I've ever seen was when the chick was addicted to computer
• 25:07
  duster. And yeah, that was that one was
• 25:11
  like hard to watch. That's Aaron Carter dude, friend
• 25:16
  of the pod shout out Aaron Carter.
• 25:18
  RIP. He was addicted to duster.
• 25:22
  That's like so bad for you. So wild that.
• 25:26
  You that's like gal. You would.
• 25:28
  Get into Galaxy gas level. Galaxy gas level.
• 25:31
  Yeah, it's like worse. Yeah, it would be worse.
• 25:34
  It's like, it's like, it's like Galaxy gas, like without the
• 25:39
  toxins like removed like in there's toxins in Galaxy gas.
• 25:43
  But you know what I'm saying? It's like it's like bootleg
• 25:46
  Galaxy gas. Yeah, it's a terrible idea.
• 25:51
  It's like the bath salts of Galaxy gas.
• 25:54
  Yeah, that's really good. Put that on.
• 25:56
  Put that on AT shirt duster. So drug wise, duster for sure.
• 26:02
  I think meth is easily top two, top three.
• 26:05
  That's just like crazy. I mean, what it does to people
• 26:08
  is nuts. If you ever seen faces of meth
• 26:11
  or any. Of that.
• 26:11
  That's fun, yeah. Just like what it does to your
• 26:14
  physical body for sure. But just like where you're just,
• 26:17
  you're just done, like you're just out of this world for, for
• 26:21
  the rest of your life like that. Yeah, you, you can reach that
• 26:23
  point, yeah, for sure, which is also like Sherm or like, you
• 26:28
  know, people that are like dip cigarettes in chemicals and
• 26:31
  smoke them. That's also super dangerous.
• 26:33
  I've there's an old neighbor like.
• 26:35
  ICPI. Used to have that would do that
• 26:38
  shit and he was crazy and he was.
• 26:41
  We called him, we called him Bugs because we got these big
• 26:44
  old bug eyes, dude. So we just called him bugs.
• 26:46
  Like he was huge. So he was our neighbor and he
• 26:52
  hated when we threw parties. The first time we threw a party,
• 26:54
  this was in Denton, we threw a party.
• 26:57
  Somebody took his daughter's bicycle and tried to jump it off
• 27:03
  of this like ledge and like fucked it up.
• 27:05
  And he went out there and was like, what the fuck?
• 27:08
  And then after that, Bugs was cool because when we throw a
• 27:11
  party, we'd just bring them cups.
• 27:12
  We would just bring them cups of like whatever we were drinking
• 27:15
  for the night, like make them like a crown and coke half and
• 27:17
  half or. And then Bugs was chill, but he
• 27:19
  would just sit out there and smoke.
• 27:22
  These dip cigarettes are dipped black a mile.
• 27:24
  It's like what? The fuck is he dipping them?
• 27:27
  In I mean, you could do like there's a lot, there's a couple
• 27:31
  other things that you could dip them in other than like, you
• 27:35
  know, PCP or whatever, But you know, there's things you could
• 27:38
  get at a local hardware store that you could use.
• 27:40
  It should almost have the same effect, which is wild because
• 27:43
  people get like addicted to that shit.
• 27:44
  And then it like permafrides that like there's some drugs
• 27:47
  like meth, certain things that will just like permafry you.
• 27:51
  Like you're just like toast, you're done.
• 27:53
  That's your forever. And like you won't even realize
• 27:56
  it, but everyone went around you is like, yo dude, what the fuck
• 27:59
  is up with this guy? And then another one that's
• 28:02
  really bad that I've just witnessed first hand and others
• 28:06
  is definitely like H like watching that, seeing people,
• 28:09
  just seeing what people will do. Like those hard, really hardcore
• 28:12
  narcotics are just so dangerous. Like seeing what people are
• 28:17
  willing to do to get those things is pretty fucking crazy
• 28:20
  to be honest. Dark alert y'all.
• 28:24
  But I mean, math makes you, like, super paranoid.
• 28:27
  And there's so many things you can be like high functioning.
• 28:30
  So there's people who are like, doctors who smoke meth.
• 28:33
  And that's like, yeah. Speaking of coders.
• 28:35
  That's terrifying to me, right? Like that's just absolutely
• 28:38
  psychotic to me. So I mean, but I feel like you
• 28:41
  can tell. You can tell when somebody's
• 28:43
  like the dude's just like chewing his lip off.
• 28:45
  What's up with this guy, right? Like well.
• 28:47
  Yeah, you obviously you could tell that's the problem.
• 28:52
  Getting all tweaking now. Non drug related hoarding's
• 28:56
  definitely like top 3 or 4. Hoarding is awful.
• 29:02
  I've never seen somebody who hoards something where it's been
• 29:06
  beneficial unless it was something.
• 29:09
  Unless it was something weird like Pokémon cards or
• 29:13
  memorabilia, but even then it might be cool and worth a lot of
• 29:18
  money. But then that still like effects
• 29:20
  every relationship they have. Like every relationship they
• 29:23
  have is affected by their Magic the Gathering card collection.
• 29:27
  You know it's. Well, that's why you got to
• 29:28
  bring up Pokémon and Magic the Gathering.
• 29:29
  You know I gave away my cards, dude.
• 29:32
  Well, I'm just saying that the something like that, if you
• 29:35
  hoard stuff like that, it's equally as bad.
• 29:38
  It can be equally as detrimental as like just hoarding a bunch of
• 29:41
  newspapers, right? Like both are bad.
• 29:43
  You know what's funny is like that I've that is the example I
• 29:46
  have. I walked into somebody's house
• 29:48
  and they were hoarding newspapers and it was crazy.
• 29:55
  Or like dolls or I collect and it's always.
• 29:58
  Like that's way worse. The newspaper.
• 30:00
  Well, and they'll say like, I have a collection, like I have a
• 30:02
  doll collection. It's pretty big.
• 30:03
  And then it's like, no, like you're hoarding dolls, bro.
• 30:05
  Like this is insane. Like 2 of your rooms in your
• 30:09
  house aren't you can't even open the door 'cause they're just
• 30:11
  packed full of dolls. Like that's terrifying and it's
• 30:19
  but now, but then there's degrees to hoarding.
• 30:21
  So it's like I said, like I collect, there's people that,
• 30:23
  oh, this is my collection, this is my memorabilia.
• 30:26
  And then there's some people who just like hoard everything they
• 30:28
  have, like, oh, I keep every paper towel and I keep all my
• 30:31
  hoarding trash. Like whenever you see that on
• 30:33
  the show hoarders, it's it's wild.
• 30:38
  It's wild. Yeah.
• 30:41
  I can't watch that air duster intervention episode.
• 30:44
  Another one that was bad was this girl was drinking like
• 30:46
  mouthwash and hand soap for the alcohol.
• 30:49
  She was like that that bad that she was just drinking like
• 30:53
  rubbing alcohol. I was like, bro, that's.
• 30:55
  You go blind doing that shit dude.
• 30:57
  That's crazy. That's all I got for therapy
• 31:05
  questions man. OK.
• 31:12
  No, you could hoard. You could hoard crypto.
• 31:18
  This article I got all fucked up.
• 31:20
  It it's the link still works. I'm, well, I'm trying to click.
• 31:24
  It won't. OK, never mind.
• 31:27
  Oh yeah. I got like an alert about this
• 31:30
  over the weekend or yesterday. Yeah, I'm going.
• 31:34
  To stay safe. Oh, I was just like, it was like
• 31:38
  ongoing breaking, like. Happening now.
• 31:42
  From the LA Times By Matthew Ormseth Mob wreaks havoc in
• 31:49
  downtown LA, tagging buildings and trains as someone breathes
• 31:53
  fire. Dozens of people blocked a Metro
• 31:56
  train, spray painting it inside and out before vandalizing
• 31:59
  nearby businesses. The crowd gathered at midnight
• 32:03
  at Washington Blvd. And Maple Ave.
• 32:05
  Like there's probably a Washington Blvd. and Maple Ave.
• 32:08
  and like every downtown, you know, it's like, and it's
• 32:11
  probably, it's probably a bad St.
• 32:14
  Well that's the joke. They say there's an old stand up
• 32:16
  joke. Can't remember who's it is.
• 32:17
  What about Martin Luther King Blvd.
• 32:19
  Like it's never, it's never. It's never a good, never in a
• 32:22
  good part, It's sad, never in a good.
• 32:24
  Paper. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:25
  Like, I think that's like Alvin Compton out here in LA.
• 32:29
  It's unclear why dozens of people converged at the
• 32:31
  intersection just South of downtown LA, but some were
• 32:35
  dressed to party, wearing pink platform heels and cat ears,
• 32:39
  according to a video shot by news outlet on Scene dot TVA man
• 32:43
  gulped from a jug filled with a flammable liquid that he spat
• 32:46
  onto a torch, throwing flames into a night sky.
• 32:51
  As a helicopter circled overhead, a man wearing a
• 32:53
  leather jacket clammered up a light bulb, his feet perched on
• 32:56
  a street sign. He pulled out his phone and
• 32:58
  appeared record himself talking into a camera.
• 33:01
  The crowd's attention turned to a line train, which had stopped
• 33:04
  along its route on Washington Blvd.
• 33:06
  Blvd. according to the video. Vandals within the crowd began
• 33:09
  spray painting the train, hammering on the windows.
• 33:12
  The Los Angeles Police Department was alerted at 12:12
• 33:15
  AM. Sunday by a caller who said five
• 33:17
  people had entered a train car and were vandalizing the
• 33:20
  interior, said Officer Kevin Terzzez, an LAPD spokesperson.
• 33:26
  Video showed dozens of LAPD officers massed in a skirmish
• 33:29
  line across the street from the mob, gripping black and green
• 33:32
  riot guns that fire foam rounds. At 12:19, the LAPD received
• 33:37
  another call of people being disruptive on a train at
• 33:39
  Washington Blvd. and Trinity St. Terzaz says.
• 33:44
  The officer said no one was arrested in connection with
• 33:46
  either call. It was unclear whether
• 33:48
  separately the LAPD arrested anyone in a group shown on video
• 33:51
  spray painting the facades of a Panda Express, Waba Grill,
• 33:55
  dialysis center and medical clinic.
• 33:58
  Some of the crowd posed for selfies next to spray painted
• 34:01
  LAPD cruiser. They cursed at the officers,
• 34:04
  hurled the firework and kicked at the police cars as officers
• 34:06
  drove away. What is going on in LA dude?
• 34:10
  Like nobody got arrested. Nobody knows why they started
• 34:14
  doing this. They're just like.
• 34:17
  Let's go out at the end of this year.
• 34:19
  I'll throw the fucking number out for you.
• 34:20
  LAPD. They've asked if you have any
• 34:24
  information to call the LAPD at 802 two 2GO fuck yourself.
• 34:31
  The train services delayed about 20 minutes after 50 people
• 34:34
  blocked southbound and northbound trains panel spray
• 34:38
  pin in the exterior and interiors of the trains, but no
• 34:41
  passengers or Metro employees were hurt.
• 34:43
  I mean. This is the problem, dude.
• 34:45
  This is why, like when we have the guy with like the no cash
• 34:48
  bail interview on here, it's like, you know, it's like these
• 34:52
  people don't even get arrested. Like I mean, what you're
• 34:56
  spitting fire like in front of a train?
• 35:00
  Come on, I got, I'm not, I'm not like a snitcher for the cops,
• 35:03
  but like, what are we doing? Well, I mean, if you're posting
• 35:06
  for selfies with them, you're. While they were driving away.
• 35:10
  No, they were posing for for the spray painted cruiser.
• 35:13
  They spray painted a cop car and post selfies for it.
• 35:15
  Like, come on. Yeah, I don't get it.
• 35:20
  That doesn't make any sense. It sounds like just a it's
• 35:23
  random as fuck. This whole thing, it's just
• 35:26
  random. Just randomly going to start
• 35:28
  vandalizing shit, randomly going to start doing this at least
• 35:31
  like you know, you know, let the cops like kill an innocent
• 35:35
  person 1st and then go. They probably did, though.
• 35:39
  They probably. Yeah.
• 35:39
  I mean, yeah, it's LAPD. Allegedly, they were about to.
• 35:43
  They were about. To they were thing they thought
• 35:45
  about it and everybody knew help.
• 35:47
  We saw we saw you look at that. You looked at that black guy.
• 35:50
  We saw you were looking at him. So we're going.
• 35:54
  To we kid, LAPD, we kid. That is, I mean, LAPD is pretty
• 35:58
  fucking corrupt and they have all their gang shit and all
• 36:01
  these like gang gangs inside the LAPD and you know, I've seen
• 36:05
  training Day. I know how this shit works but.
• 36:09
  You want to go to jail? You want to go home?
• 36:11
  Can comment, got shit on me but this is absurd.
• 36:15
  This makes no sense. It's it's random as fuck, no
• 36:17
  reason. Like you got to at least have a
• 36:21
  reason. You want a riot, have a reason.
• 36:24
  It can't be for nothing. Then you're wasting all Then
• 36:26
  you're wasting all the good riots.
• 36:28
  You know, like what if then something happens tomorrow,
• 36:30
  everybody's going to be tired. Hey, I would riot today, but I
• 36:33
  riot yesterday for no reason. I wasted.
• 36:35
  It I'm not calling this a riot bro.
• 36:39
  Pretty close, Steve. You know you want to see a riot.
• 36:41
  Depends on what? Depends on what type of what
• 36:43
  side of the aisle you're on, dude, you know, but this is a
• 36:48
  goofy shit to where then they'll be like, see, see, see.
• 36:51
  Because, you know, now for six. Well, we can't have nice things,
• 36:54
  dude. For six months they're going to
• 36:55
  show videos of this and use it as.
• 36:57
  A platform heels, dude. They're going to have Chapel run
• 37:00
  in the background, dude. Use it as an excuse to, I don't
• 37:03
  know, like have some hands made tale shit go on.
• 37:06
  Like this is so dumb it's exhausting.
• 37:13
  Of course it's Ellie for no reason.
• 37:14
  Pink platforms and cat ears. There's nothing serious going on
• 37:19
  if you're walking around Pink platforms and cat ears.
• 37:22
  It's like one or the other. You can't have both.
• 37:24
  You don't. Seems like some felonies were
• 37:26
  going on, but apparently not. Yeah, apparently not.
• 37:29
  Apparently they're just good to go.
• 37:30
  But it does sound like the cops are just outnumbered and they're
• 37:32
  like, there's others are like. There's like this is too weird
• 37:36
  for me I. Feel like I'm out.
• 37:38
  Like when you see that, sometimes I'm like.
• 37:40
  Not that I did you. See that sometimes when they're
• 37:43
  like, hey, we need backup and the other guys are like, hey,
• 37:45
  we're actually like stopping crime somewhere over here.
• 37:48
  So sorry we can't help you. Just get them, tell them all to
• 37:51
  calm down. That'll work.
• 37:53
  And then pepper spray a couple of them.
• 37:54
  Pepper spray. Just go viral and TikTok, you're
• 37:56
  good. The black guys there hit one of
• 37:58
  them, they'll get the point. And like, oh, that didn't work.
• 38:02
  Now they're spray painting our car.
• 38:04
  We better get the fuck out of here.
• 38:05
  And whenever they bail, when you see those videos of the cop cars
• 38:08
  like leaving or they're getting like bombarded by people and
• 38:11
  they take off and don't arrest anybody.
• 38:13
  Talk about like empowering for those people, right?
• 38:16
  Like I would be, I would be terrified if I was throwing away
• 38:20
  a Dunkin' Donuts coffee and I missed the trash can and it went
• 38:24
  and it hit the cop car that was parked next to the trash can.
• 38:27
  Hey, I'd be scared because I'm like, I'm black.
• 38:29
  They'd be like, you did that on purpose.
• 38:30
  But even if I was white, I'd still be like, oh shit, my bad
• 38:33
  man. I'm so sorry.
• 38:34
  I didn't mean to do that. And these motherfuckers are
• 38:36
  spray painting cop cars. That is ballsy as shit.
• 38:39
  You got some Puebos, PJ? Puebos.
• 38:44
  Because it's LA. No, I mean, I'm gonna say that
• 38:49
  cause it's Texas and I speak Spanish, but stupid.
• 38:56
  That's really dumb. You're ruining it for everybody
• 38:58
  else. I don't know what they're
• 39:00
  ruining, but. Yeah, save it.
• 39:02
  Save it for a good reason, man. Off that shit.
• 39:05
  Next article by The Wall Street Journal by Nicholas Hatcher
• 39:09
  Trump administration seeks to fully end Harvard's federal
• 39:12
  contracts. The contract review is the
• 39:14
  latest salvo in Trump's war with Ivy League school.
• 39:18
  Just to preface this, like, we had an article in here, but when
• 39:21
  it was like during the two weeks off, so we didn't actually talk
• 39:23
  about it, But this whole beef with the Trump administration in
• 39:27
  Harvard started off by a fucking mistake.
• 39:30
  Somebody had like a draft like thing like pulled up and they
• 39:34
  accidentally emailed it to Harvard, like demanding like
• 39:38
  shit, this is like the original thing that happened.
• 39:41
  And Harvard's like what? They're like, no, we're not
• 39:43
  going to do that. And then like the Trump
• 39:45
  administration's like, oh, fuck, we didn't mean to send them
• 39:47
  that. But they were like, oh, you guys
• 39:49
  aren't going to do what we said. Fuck you.
• 39:51
  And then and then it just like pops off like this, like because
• 39:55
  they fucked up and sent them this like letter demanding shit
• 39:58
  that they didn't even really want.
• 39:59
  But then they have to like, they can't admit that they're wrong
• 40:02
  ever. It's just like the guy in like
• 40:03
  El Salvador, they're like, yeah, we sent the wrong guy, but fuck
• 40:06
  you, we're not going to get him back.
• 40:09
  The Trump administration is seeking to end the remaining
• 40:11
  federal contracts with Harvard University, according to a
• 40:13
  letter being sent to federal agencies Tuesday, and the latest
• 40:16
  escalation of the president's battle won America's most
• 40:19
  prestigious schools. The General Services
• 40:21
  Administration called for review of federal contracts in a letter
• 40:24
  viewed by the Wall Street Journal, saying the Ivy League
• 40:26
  school engage in anti-Semitism and race discrimination in its
• 40:30
  admissions process. The request involves
• 40:32
  approximately 30 contracts valued at about $100 million.
• 40:37
  A person familiar with the matter set.
• 40:39
  We recommend that our agency terminate for convenience each
• 40:42
  contrast contract that it determines has failed to meet
• 40:44
  its standards and transition to a new vendor whose contracts
• 40:48
  could be better serviced by an alternative counterparty, wrote
• 40:52
  Josh Grunbon, commissioner of the GS as Federal Acquisition
• 40:57
  Service. Harvard didn't respond for to a
• 40:59
  request for comment. The review is the
• 41:01
  administration's latest broadside against Harvard.
• 41:04
  President Trump has pulled billions in federal funds from
• 41:06
  the university, threatened its tax exempt status and is trying
• 41:10
  to block the school from enrolling in international
• 41:11
  students. On Monday, Trump said he was
• 41:13
  considering redistributing billions of dollars in grant
• 41:16
  money intended for Harvard to trade schools across the
• 41:19
  country. I'm considering taking $3
• 41:21
  billion of grant money away from the very anti-Semitic Harvard
• 41:26
  and giving it to trade schools all across our land, he posted
• 41:29
  on his true social platform early on Memorial Day.
• 41:32
  What a great, great investment that would be for the USA and so
• 41:35
  badly needed. Trump has continued to apply
• 41:38
  pressure on Harvard as part of a campaign against what he calls
• 41:40
  woke ideology and anti-Semitism on college campuses.
• 41:44
  Last week, the Department of Homeland Security said it was
• 41:45
  cutting off Harvard's ability to enroll international students
• 41:48
  before a federal judge temporarily halted the move.
• 41:52
  In March, the Trump administration said it was
• 41:53
  reviewing nearly $9 billion in federal funding.
• 41:57
  Harvard filed a federal lawsuit against Trump administration
• 42:00
  saying it has violated the university's constitutional
• 42:02
  rights and threatens it threatened its academic
• 42:05
  independence. Tuesday's letter said federal
• 42:08
  agency should submit a list of cancellations or potential
• 42:11
  actions by June 6th and encourages agencies to seek
• 42:14
  alternative vendors vendors for future services.
• 42:18
  The GS as Grunbaum is a member of the federal Task Force to
• 42:22
  Combat anti-Semitism, formed earlier this year to root out
• 42:25
  anti-Semitic harassment in schools and on college campuses.
• 42:29
  By the way, this is bullshit. This is nothing to do with
• 42:31
  anti-Semitism. Harvard is not anti-Semitic.
• 42:34
  This is the same shit Guess guess who also says shit like
• 42:37
  this? Putin said that Ukraine was
• 42:39
  being run by Nazis. Zelensky, the president of
• 42:42
  Ukraine is a Jew and he said he's a Nazi just so he can
• 42:47
  justify invading them. And this is what they're doing.
• 42:49
  They're saying Harvard's anti-Semitic so they can justify
• 42:52
  fucking with them because this is a part of the like the plot.
• 42:55
  Take down a higher institutions people who were going to call
• 42:58
  out the bullshit by the fucking Trump administration.
• 43:01
  It's like, I'll take out the elites, take out the fucking
• 43:03
  academics, take out the scientists.
• 43:05
  That's what Dick like dictators do, dude.
• 43:08
  And that's what we're watching here.
• 43:10
  Yeah, it's pretty fucking stupid that because they allow protests
• 43:18
  that he doesn't agree with on their college campus, now
• 43:21
  they're just anti-Semitic. That's dumb.
• 43:24
  Fucking excuse. To no, I know, but I'm saying,
• 43:26
  but that's that's what the I'm just I get that, but that's
• 43:29
  that's the stuff they point at to say they're anti-Semitic.
• 43:33
  They're like, what do you mean? Give me an example.
• 43:35
  And these are the examples that they use is the protest they
• 43:38
  allow allowing. I mean, this is also why on a
• 43:43
  lot of universities there's always a big push with
• 43:45
  conservatives for not having like you can't vote.
• 43:49
  There's no voting polls or anything like that on college
• 43:51
  campuses, like they make it as difficult as possible,
• 43:54
  especially in like Texas. You can't.
• 43:56
  Like you can't. If you go to UT, you can't vote
• 43:59
  at your college campus, which is wild to me.
• 44:03
  You'd think they'd have that set up, especially because a lot of
• 44:05
  voting places. For the public, but.
• 44:09
  Hold on, but there's a lot of voting places that exist where
• 44:14
  poll stations are in fucking schools.
• 44:19
  Public schools, middle schools, high schools, so but not not a
• 44:22
  college campuses. Fuck that.
• 44:24
  So. Because they can vote.
• 44:27
  Yeah, exactly, Exactly, exactly. So I mean, the whole thing's
• 44:31
  goofy. Even in his interview, he's
• 44:33
  like, there's some, when they were talking about not letting
• 44:35
  people in, they're like, you don't want the best and
• 44:37
  brightest coming here. And he's like, I do.
• 44:39
  He's like, but there's some people who can't math.
• 44:42
  They don't know 2 + 2. Have you seen that?
• 44:45
  Some of them can't read? And it's like, that's not true.
• 44:48
  Like that doesn't like shut the fuck up.
• 44:51
  And I, I get flooded with those ads here in Texas about, you
• 44:56
  know, the bills that they're trying to pass.
• 44:57
  If I'm watching a YouTube video where that's like, you know, 70%
• 45:00
  of kids can't read. Like whenever your kid comes
• 45:03
  home from school, hand them a book and ask them to read it out
• 45:07
  loud to you. It's like, dude, if your kids a
• 45:10
  sophomore in high school and you haven't figured out if your kid
• 45:12
  can read or not, Like that's like, that's not necessarily the
• 45:16
  school's fault. Like, you got, you got some
• 45:19
  culpability in that shit for sure, for sure.
• 45:24
  I don't know, the whole thing's dumb.
• 45:25
  The attack. I mean, I I found it interesting
• 45:27
  that it's really just Harvard too.
• 45:29
  What was the other? One this all popped off on a
• 45:32
  stupid mistake. Dude, 'cause he 'cause he,
• 45:34
  'cause I think was it in that demand letter, it was like they
• 45:37
  wanted somebody from the Trump administration to audit all the
• 45:40
  professors, all the teachers, all the curriculum and courses.
• 45:44
  Yeah. And they were like, no.
• 45:45
  And then they're like, what you said no to our thing that we
• 45:49
  didn't mean to send you. Like, do you like I?
• 45:59
  I just don't get this crazy fucking old man.
• 46:02
  He's fucking, I'm telling you. I get it, dude.
• 46:05
  It's like if you can go after Harvard and when you can go
• 46:08
  after anybody. So he's just, they're just going
• 46:12
  after the big fish. But this is way more like
• 46:15
  Stephen Miller than it is Trump. Trump's just like, yeah, I agree
• 46:17
  with it cause 'cause Stephen Miller's smart.
• 46:20
  So the the people who got me back into this seat are telling
• 46:23
  me to do something. I need to do it 'cause they got
• 46:24
  me. Back well, it's like it's like
• 46:26
  there's he's got like these little minions who like have
• 46:28
  like their fucking like despotic like ideas and shit, but then
• 46:34
  Trump gets involved and he's like, oh, Harper's talking shit
• 46:36
  to me. Fuck them.
• 46:38
  You know, it's like that's where he's at.
• 46:39
  But Stephen Miller's like, fuck this institution probably didn't
• 46:42
  like let him in or something like, you know.
• 46:44
  Yeah, some weird shit. Like I used to have a crush on a
• 46:48
  girl and she went to Harvard and she caught me watching her
• 46:51
  change from the locker I was hiding in.
• 46:54
  She caught me. Stealing her her hair out of her
• 46:56
  her her comb. So.
• 46:59
  So now I got to burn it to the ground.
• 47:01
  Burn it to the ground. Yeah, he's fucking weirdo.
• 47:05
  I'd it's super goopy. This is just crippling the
• 47:09
  educational system and making it just gets, that's what I'm
• 47:13
  saying. Some of this damage like the
• 47:15
  like how much of this is actually repair?
• 47:17
  But I, I like, well, I it's fine because Harvard is just a hedge
• 47:20
  fund with that offers classes. Dude, they have like a $30
• 47:23
  billion endowment. Like they'll be fine, but he's
• 47:28
  fucking like all the like all like GPS was like created by
• 47:33
  John Hopkins, you know, Johns Hopkins, like, you know, it's
• 47:36
  like like everything is like like research is like created
• 47:40
  like in the universities, like funded by the fucking
• 47:43
  government. And it's like we're ripping this
• 47:45
  shit out of there. It's like, it's like we're
• 47:46
  taking like the advantages that we have like, oh, the dollars,
• 47:50
  the like biggest advantage for the United States.
• 47:52
  Fuck that. Let's get a Bitcoin reserve.
• 47:54
  Like, let's get our cryptards over here.
• 47:56
  Like, you know, it's like, get out of here, man.
• 48:04
  He's a fucking idiot. It's so frustrating to just
• 48:09
  like, look at his fucking face. I I barely even watch the news
• 48:12
  anymore dude I just can't deal with it.
• 48:14
  Because it's always some wild shit.
• 48:16
  And then the people on the left are just like arguing stuff
• 48:19
  that's like, but you're like talking to a brick wall.
• 48:22
  These people don't care. Like they don't either.
• 48:24
  Either they're so delusional they don't, they refuse to see
• 48:27
  it, or they see it but they've made their bed and they got to
• 48:29
  lie in it, so it's going to stick with it.
• 48:32
  But like like. Had he not been re elected they
• 48:37
  would have had to like. Come to terms.
• 48:41
  Come to terms and fucking deal with it.
• 48:43
  But because he got re elected now it's just like reinvigorated
• 48:46
  him. It's like, you know, they were
• 48:47
  so drunk, fucked up and they were in the bathroom.
• 48:50
  They were sick of shit and they puked and it's like all right,
• 48:53
  we'll put them to bed. Then they napped for like, and,
• 48:55
  you know, two hours and they wake up and they're with a
• 48:57
  slide. Got laid.
• 48:57
  Got laid. Accidentally no.
• 49:00
  And then now they're just like back at the party ready to get
• 49:02
  fucked up and they're like too sober.
• 49:03
  You're like, dude, you were just puking.
• 49:04
  They're like Nah, man, I feel great.
• 49:06
  You're like, Oh my God, no, it's, it's starting.
• 49:11
  And that's kind of what this is, man.
• 49:12
  This is kind of like, you know, a hard reset for some of these
• 49:15
  crazy fucks. So now they feel justified.
• 49:17
  They're just like tripling down, but going after Harvard and
• 49:21
  trying to control what people are teaching.
• 49:23
  Like yes, obviously this is just like pure dictator.
• 49:28
  Moves. Like that's not yeah, it's it's
• 49:30
  just moves. I mean, I'd say it's bullshit,
• 49:32
  but that's being people are entertaining this shit.
• 49:36
  People are entertaining this like almost but.
• 49:37
  Those people are exposing themselves for being fucking
• 49:40
  morons dude. True, but don't tell them that
• 49:43
  they don't freak. Out.
• 49:44
  Oh, I know, I know. Trust me.
• 49:48
  They'll call the cops. Let's stick with our con.
• 49:50
  Let's stick with our conservative brothers.
• 49:52
  Rupert Murdoch's Wall Street Journal by Robert McMillan and
• 49:58
  Dustin Voles North Korea infiltrates US remote jobs with
• 50:03
  the help of everyday Americans A LinkedIn message drew a former
• 50:07
  waitress in Minnesota into a type of intricate scam involving
• 50:12
  illegal paychecks and stolen data.
• 50:16
  Christina Chapman looked the part of an everyday American
• 50:19
  trying to make a name for herself in hustle culture.
• 50:22
  In prolific posts on her TikTok account, which grew to more than
• 50:25
  100,000 followers, she talked about her busy life working from
• 50:29
  home with clients in the computer business and the
• 50:31
  fantasy book she had started writing.
• 50:34
  She posted about liberal politics or liberal political
• 50:37
  causes, her meals and her travels to see your favorite
• 50:39
  Japanese pop band. Yet in reality, the 50 year old
• 50:42
  was the operator of a laptop farm, filling her home with
• 50:46
  computers that allowed N Koreans to take jobs as US tech workers
• 50:50
  and illegally collect $17.1 million in paychecks from more
• 50:55
  than 300 American companies, according to federal
• 50:58
  prosecutors. In June 2023 video, she said she
• 51:02
  didn't have time to make her own breakfast that morning.
• 51:04
  My clients are going crazy, she said.
• 51:05
  Then she describes the acai bowl and pina colada smoothie she
• 51:10
  bought. As she talks, at least 10 open
• 51:12
  laptops are visible on the racks behind her, their fans audibly
• 51:16
  worrying with more off to the side.
• 51:19
  Chapman was one of the most estimated.
• 51:22
  It is one of an estimated several dozen laptop farmers
• 51:25
  that have popped up across the US as a part of a scam to
• 51:27
  infiltrate American companies and earn money for cash strapped
• 51:30
  North Korea. People like Chapman typically
• 51:33
  operate dozens of laptops meant to be used by legitimate remote
• 51:36
  workers living in the US. What the employers, and often
• 51:39
  the farmers themselves don't realize is that we're the
• 51:41
  workers are North Koreans living abroad but using stolen US
• 51:45
  identities. Once they get a job, they
• 51:47
  coordinate with someone like Chapman who can provide some
• 51:49
  American cover, accepting deliveries of the computer,
• 51:52
  setting up the online connections and helping
• 51:54
  facilitate paychecks. Meanwhile, the North Koreans log
• 51:58
  into the laptops from overseas every day through remote access
• 52:01
  software. Chapman fell into a role after
• 52:03
  she got a request on LinkedIn to be the US face for a company
• 52:07
  that got jobs for overseas IT workers.
• 52:09
  According to the court documents, there's no indication
• 52:12
  that she knew she was working with North Koreans.
• 52:15
  The FBI says the scam will more broadly involves thousands of
• 52:18
  North Korean workers and brings hundreds of millions of dollars
• 52:20
  a year to the country. That's a material percentage of
• 52:23
  their economy. That's crazy.
• 52:26
  Like they just want jobs dude. That's smart though.
• 52:29
  I mean, that's smart as shit. Hundreds of millions of dollars.
• 52:33
  Dude, we have so much money in this country like it's crazy.
• 52:37
  What, we're just giving it to North?
• 52:39
  Koreans working for normal paychecks to North Koreans.
• 52:43
  Yeah, for who? Work for Amazon remotely in
• 52:46
  customer service. Like that's crazy bro.
• 52:50
  With the international sanctions freezing money flows, North
• 52:57
  Korea has grown creative in its quest for cash.
• 52:59
  North Korean hackers have stolen more than $6 billion in
• 53:02
  cryptocurrency. I knew that.
• 53:04
  According to blockchain analytics firm Chain Chain
• 53:07
  Analysis, with laptop Farming, they have flipped the gig
• 53:11
  economy on its head and found ingenious ways to trick
• 53:14
  companies into handing over paychecks.
• 53:16
  It's become a bigger problem for companies that use remote
• 53:19
  workers, said Adam Myers, a senior vice president at
• 53:22
  Crowdstrike. A cybersecurity company recently
• 53:24
  identified about 150 cases of North Korean workers on customer
• 53:28
  networks and has identified laptop farms in at least eight
• 53:31
  states. This article keeps going and
• 53:34
  going but so that's trippy. I mean, that's kind of cool,
• 53:39
  though. I mean, that's fucked up, but
• 53:41
  it's cool as shit at like a farm of laptops that people are
• 53:44
  operating from overseas and you're just like, oversee them
• 53:47
  and run them, make sure they're good.
• 53:49
  Plugged in for Kim Jong Un. Speaking of despotic.
• 53:58
  Times this horror dog. I mean, you know what I'm
• 54:00
  saying? Inflation's that eggs are down
• 54:03
  and gas is down, but inflation's up.
• 54:06
  It's actually not true, by the way.
• 54:07
  Eggs are fucking insane. Yeah, well.
• 54:11
  What are you? Stop talking.
• 54:12
  About 15 dozen eggs. Case of those used to cost me
• 54:16
  $47. Guess how much that would cost
• 54:19
  me now if I was purchasing a? Oh, you're being serious?
• 54:22
  Like for the rest. I'm being serious.
• 54:23
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. From being serious. 87.
• 54:29
  Like 200 bucks somewhere or it's yeah, I know like 160 something.
• 54:35
  So it's up about, oh, it's up over 2. 104 X.
• 54:38
  Yeah, that's crazy. And that's and that's cheaper.
• 54:43
  That's buying from wholesale from a distributor.
• 54:46
  Think about that. That shit, it's called crazy
• 54:49
  butt eggs are down, right. But this is that's smart as
• 54:54
  fuck, man. Like I that's there's a lot of
• 54:57
  people who will like, you know, work, come here illegally, work,
• 55:01
  get a job, send their money back home, have it and like wherever
• 55:05
  they're from and do that. This is like, you don't even
• 55:07
  have to leave your home. You can just do it.
• 55:09
  Do it from the house. You don't even have to leave the
• 55:11
  country. You don't have to worry about
• 55:12
  coming here illegally. You could just purchase
• 55:14
  somebody's information via online, pretend to be that
• 55:18
  person, get a job, catch that paycheck bro.
• 55:20
  Like this. Is it is trippy to be like in
• 55:22
  North Korea, like where like you can learn enough to where you
• 55:27
  could like do remote work and America good enough to get a
• 55:31
  paycheck, but you're still like locked in like the cult of North
• 55:37
  Korea. Well, I'm sure these, some of
• 55:39
  these kids are like picked out of school who learn English,
• 55:43
  learn these things and excel on that.
• 55:45
  So I'm sure there's a whole like, you know, there's a laptop
• 55:48
  farm. I'm sure there's like an IT
• 55:50
  support staff. Yeah, for sure, but.
• 55:52
  Farm division where they're just like creating.
• 55:55
  Could you? Imagine being like one of the
• 55:56
  dudes, like stealing billions of dollars worth of crypto but then
• 55:59
  like going home to your like shack.
• 56:02
  Yeah, that would be shitty. That'd be tough to deal with.
• 56:05
  I guess you'd have like, yeah, if you knew anything about that,
• 56:08
  and I mean to. Be.
• 56:08
  You'd have to know enough, right?
• 56:10
  Yeah, you would have to. You'd think you know.
• 56:13
  It's like, not like, it's like, like some old timey, like
• 56:16
  fucking shit. Like you have to be up on
• 56:17
  things. Yeah, like if you're out there
• 56:19
  stealing NFTS, like, you would know what the fucking NFT is,
• 56:24
  right? Which means that you would have
• 56:25
  to have some awareness of like pop culture and some.
• 56:28
  Awareness of like. Yeah, of like what's going on?
• 56:32
  Yeah, that'd be weird as shit. But I mean, just sit at the top
• 56:35
  and just have all these people working, you know, for on
• 56:38
  online, do answering calls, customer care calls for the
• 56:43
  energy company. Like that's, that's pretty
• 56:45
  genius to be honest. Cause like you, as long as they
• 56:47
  show up, they do their work, they log in when they're
• 56:50
  supposed to do that. You're they're going to keep
• 56:52
  that job for forever. And if you get fired, you just
• 56:54
  find a new one. I mean, you'd have somebody here
• 56:56
  finding those jobs for you. I mean, they're probably
• 56:59
  utilizing recruiters. Like that's crazy, bro.
• 57:02
  You got like LinkedIn, make a LinkedIn page.
• 57:05
  Like that would just go that would run so deep.
• 57:07
  And that's kind of that's emotions 11 shit.
• 57:10
  It's like UNS UNS 11 we're going to get you guys all jobs,
• 57:19
  customer support, who knows? Yeah, UNS una UNS on say.
• 57:30
  Why can't 11 be 181? I've heard that before.
• 57:35
  Like 2131. Yeah, I've heard that before.
• 57:39
  181 bro why can my brain know that I forgot something but
• 57:44
  can't remember what I forgot? It's the same guy I heard say
• 57:48
  that. Yeah.
• 57:49
  Is it the, is it the, the, the big fat guy, He's always like
• 57:53
  running in front of the mirror. Oh, there's one guy who just
• 57:55
  says brain teasers like that. All the.
• 57:57
  Time. I know.
• 57:57
  You. I know.
• 57:58
  You. Yeah.
• 57:58
  And he's like, what? What?
• 58:01
  Yeah, Nah, that guy's pretty funny.
• 58:02
  But it is a brother. I don't know why that doesn't
• 58:06
  make sense, but shout out North Korea on God, friend of the pod.
• 58:10
  Just kidding. Oh.
• 58:12
  My God. But before we get to this
• 58:19
  freaking what's his name? George Santos, Great friend of
• 58:24
  the pod. Love him here.
• 58:28
  About to serve as 87 months in federal prison.
• 58:31
  Said he's given up hope that Donald Trump is going to pardon
• 58:34
  him. In fact, he doesn't want it
• 58:36
  anymore. He was campaigning for one and
• 58:40
  then he said fuck it, I don't want one.
• 58:43
  USA, USAUSA. Wherever you're from, wherever
• 58:49
  you're from, because I don't know where the fuck Santos is
• 58:52
  from. George Santos is the Ethan Hunt
• 58:55
  of the Paul. Jesus gave birth to him in.
• 59:02
  The major across the street like.
• 59:03
  I was trying to think of like what's the most like American
• 59:07
  RedState city but I couldn't think of 1.
• 59:11
  In Omaha, NE Outside, outside. Of Omaha.
• 59:15
  Omaha has it's across Provo. Outside of a it gave birth to
• 59:20
  him in the parking lot of a Waffle House across the street
• 59:24
  from a Flying J truck shop in Omaha, NE.
• 59:28
  And they you know him in the US Constitution.
• 59:30
  You know it was playing. You know it was playing Proud to
• 59:32
  be American that was playing on that PA system.
• 59:34
  Nothing but patriotic. But but but also YMCA was being
• 59:38
  played on like somebody's phone at the same time.
• 59:41
  Yeah, of course. Not gay, though.
• 59:44
  Pause. No, it's not gay.
• 59:46
  Yeah, definitely not everybody. Nobody knew when that song was
• 59:50
  cool, when we figured it out later, but that song was for for
• 59:53
  us still one of my I, not to get off topic, but one of the best
• 59:59
  songs ever in my opinion. I think I've talked about on the
• 1:00:02
  pod before where it's just like a mystery and I wish I could
• 1:00:05
  have been there when it happened and then when everybody found
• 1:00:08
  out because. Everything she wants.
• 1:00:10
  But I Wham with George Michael. Such a great song.
• 1:00:14
  It's about a dude. I mean, George Michael wrote a
• 1:00:17
  banger for the boys, dude. Just like, hey, all I do is
• 1:00:20
  work. All I do is take care of, take
• 1:00:23
  care of this woman. I give her everything she wants.
• 1:00:25
  It's still not enough. What am I supposed to do?
• 1:00:28
  She's having my kid. You want me to be happy about
• 1:00:31
  it, But like, you treat me like shit that whole entire time.
• 1:00:34
  George Michael's gay. So that song comes out.
• 1:00:36
  People are like, finally, I know he's been writing love songs for
• 1:00:40
  the ladies. Finally a song for us.
• 1:00:42
  And it was like George Michael wrote an amazing song about a
• 1:00:45
  straight man's plight while being a gay man, and nobody
• 1:00:47
  knew. Nobody knew.
• 1:00:49
  Like, that's just like the craziest thing to me.
• 1:00:51
  Whenever you see the music video, you watch it.
• 1:00:53
  It's like this is a banger for the boys.
• 1:00:56
  Hell yeah. Then Fast forward, it comes out
• 1:00:58
  George. Michael for the boys was like,
• 1:01:00
  it was like a gay anthem. No, no, it's like a no.
• 1:01:03
  It's like a dude's anthem. It's like a, hey, these ladies
• 1:01:05
  got to treat you better, man. You do everything she wants and
• 1:01:08
  you give her everything she wants.
• 1:01:09
  And I like, you know, and like, so I just find that in history
• 1:01:13
  to be a very interesting song because at the time, nobody knew
• 1:01:16
  George Michael was gay. Everybody who's like heart throb
• 1:01:18
  nobody Tiger beat well, nobody was talking about it and then
• 1:01:22
  they found out later found out later and it becomes this big
• 1:01:25
  scandal. But I just I love that like a
• 1:01:30
  gay guy wrote one of the greatest like 80s like straight
• 1:01:34
  guy songs of all time. I'm.
• 1:01:35
  Sure, there's a lot of history of gay dudes, right?
• 1:01:38
  And like. Yeah.
• 1:01:39
  I just think about that some of the.
• 1:01:41
  Songs bangers for the Bros. And then nobody knew.
• 1:01:45
  That's odd. That's epic.
• 1:01:46
  That is, that is true artistry. Like, what's his name?
• 1:01:50
  Luther Vandross. He was writing about a plight he
• 1:01:53
  knew nothing about, and he hit it.
• 1:01:54
  Hit the nail on the. Head Luther Vandross.
• 1:01:56
  It's almost like he wrote the he was singing a song about why he
• 1:01:59
  chose to be Luther instead of being straight.
• 1:02:02
  He's like, this song is actually like, This is why I chose to be
• 1:02:05
  gay, right? I don't know.
• 1:02:07
  Yeah, Luther Vandross. But no one would talk about it.
• 1:02:09
  And if you even if you say that now, that's like it's like
• 1:02:12
  blasphemous. You ever be careful with that?
• 1:02:14
  We say a lot of crazy stuff on this podcast.
• 1:02:16
  You drop in the loot big Luth like.
• 1:02:20
  You. You might like I would just I
• 1:02:22
  don't think he's going to hurt himself listeners.
• 1:02:25
  But if you know something happens to Andy, it's the it's
• 1:02:28
  definitely the the swamp. It's definitely.
• 1:02:32
  The. Yeah, Oh, black doll for sure.
• 1:02:35
  The blackest Twitter, the blackest Twitter.
• 1:02:38
  Not just black Twitter, the black, the dark web on black
• 1:02:42
  Twitter, dude, that's just like it's dark matter.
• 1:02:44
  You can't even see it but you. Know what?
• 1:02:45
  It's there. I've seen this sweaters bro,
• 1:02:47
  come on. You don't even know it's there,
• 1:02:49
  but it's there. It's a fundamental to the
• 1:02:51
  universe, dude. There's black matter all over
• 1:02:54
  you right now. And I'd be real careful.
• 1:02:56
  Everybody knows Luther Slade with the ladies.
• 1:02:58
  How dare you say that? I just have to say that I'm
• 1:03:02
  trying to keep my black card. Dude I grew up in South.
• 1:03:05
  Like I had to work twice as hard.
• 1:03:07
  To get you were talking shit about Oprah the other day.
• 1:03:09
  Come. On man Yeah, 'cause Oprah is
• 1:03:10
  evil. And Michelle Obama.
• 1:03:13
  No, Michelle Obama. I trust Michelle Obama way more
• 1:03:15
  than I trust and I what was I saying bad about Michelle Obama?
• 1:03:19
  And Beyoncé. No, now you're just making shit
• 1:03:24
  up. But I would say something bad
• 1:03:25
  about. And Moisha And Moisha.
• 1:03:29
  Brandy killed somebody, so that's like everybody's like
• 1:03:32
  what happened to Brandy? Is like, you know, and Jesse and
• 1:03:35
  Jesse Smollett. Did you see that?
• 1:03:38
  He was like, I'm just trying to keep making my art and I'm going
• 1:03:41
  to move past all this. I was like, you're still on it.
• 1:03:43
  We did. We did Jesse, you got caught.
• 1:03:46
  You paid A2 Nigerian brothers to beat you up outside of a subway
• 1:03:51
  and like saying. Like your your love for OJ can
• 1:03:54
  only take you so far. Bro you talk shit about these
• 1:03:57
  like strong powerful black women.
• 1:04:00
  We. We didn't even talk about the
• 1:04:01
  fact that OJ has been linked to potential cocaine distribution
• 1:04:06
  postmortem. The fuck out of here, OK?
• 1:04:07
  Did you not hear about that last?
• 1:04:09
  No, you didn't. Hear about that.
• 1:04:11
  No OJ Simpson, there is ties for OJ Simpson, ties to him to a
• 1:04:16
  cocaine distribution in the United States from a cartel
• 1:04:20
  right now. That is happening right now that
• 1:04:23
  we are finding out that the juice was passing out.
• 1:04:25
  The powder dude that is. I mean, how could I love this
• 1:04:30
  guy anymore? It's like Tang.
• 1:04:32
  It's like Tang. Dude, Yeah, dude, it's a
• 1:04:34
  powdered juice. That's right.
• 1:04:36
  Dude, look out like, that's insane.
• 1:04:38
  And that makes more sense, him having direct access to that
• 1:04:43
  much coke. Like, was he using his pension,
• 1:04:45
  his NFL pension, to pay for it? Like, how was he going about
• 1:04:48
  doing this? I mean, it's illegitimate,
• 1:04:50
  illegitimate money. So he wouldn't get paid out to
• 1:04:52
  any of the victims because he never paid on that civil suit.
• 1:04:55
  So they still owe. He's still like his estate still
• 1:04:58
  owes money. That's true though.
• 1:05:00
  OJ Simpson lose connections to a cocaine cartel.
• 1:05:04
  Cocaine cartel? I'm serious.
• 1:05:07
  Final article y'all. This one.
• 1:05:10
  I think this is the first for the pod from the Salt Lake
• 1:05:12
  Tribune. Shit and solid Utah crypto exec
• 1:05:19
  convicted on all fraud charges. A Pravo man who as the CEO Oh
• 1:05:27
  Provo. A Provo man who as the CEO of
• 1:05:32
  cryptocurrency company Safe Moon promised to take investors to
• 1:05:37
  the moon was convicted this week on three counts of fraud and
• 1:05:40
  money laundering. Brandon John Caroni knowingly
• 1:05:44
  and repeatedly lied to investors about Safe Moon's so-called
• 1:05:49
  liquidity pool and pocketed over $9 million for his personal
• 1:05:53
  benefit, a jury in New York found Wednesday.
• 1:05:56
  The jury deliberated for roughly 2 hours, according to the
• 1:05:59
  reporting from Law 360 in New York, and found Carroni guilty
• 1:06:03
  on all charges. It also determined that 100% of
• 1:06:06
  the money used to buy 2 properties in Utah was derived
• 1:06:09
  from the proceeds of the fraud, according to the court
• 1:06:11
  documents. Carroni's attorney did not
• 1:06:13
  immediately respond to requests for comment.
• 1:06:16
  Safe Moon took the cryptocurrency world by storm
• 1:06:19
  and its first month. From March to April 2021, Safe
• 1:06:22
  Moon's market value grew from more than grew to more than $5.7
• 1:06:27
  billion and would eventually go to $8 billion.
• 1:06:33
  I've heard a Safe Moon. I mean what the fuck people are?
• 1:06:36
  So where's all this money coming from?
• 1:06:38
  Safe Moon sold a model based on a liquidity pool which would
• 1:06:41
  withhold 10% of buyers tokens for at least four years to
• 1:06:45
  ensure their long term viability.
• 1:06:47
  Prosecutors say Caroni and his Co executives promise the the
• 1:06:52
  liquidity pool would grow and buyers would get rich.
• 1:06:55
  Caroni Chief Technology Officer Thomas Smith and founder Kyle
• 1:07:00
  Nagy assured buyers that the liquidity pool was locked so no
• 1:07:05
  one, not even the executives, could access it, according to
• 1:07:07
  the court documents. Instead, the trio stole more
• 1:07:10
  than $40 million from the pool, according to allegations in
• 1:07:13
  court documents, and bought houses, luxury cars and lavish
• 1:07:17
  vacations. As proven at trial of the Safe
• 1:07:20
  Moon, Digital asset was anything but safe and turned out to be
• 1:07:22
  pie in the sky for investors who were deliberately misled by
• 1:07:26
  Caroni, a man who sought to get rich quick by stealing and
• 1:07:29
  diverting millions of dollars. Smith has pled guilty to wire
• 1:07:33
  fraud and securities fraud, according to the Department of
• 1:07:35
  Justice. Nagy fled the country and is
• 1:07:38
  still at large. The company filed for bankruptcy
• 1:07:40
  in 2023. Caroni was convicted Wednesday
• 1:07:44
  of conspiring to commit securities fraud, wire fraud,
• 1:07:46
  money laundering and could spend up to 45 years in prison.
• 1:07:54
  I'm surprised that people are going down for crypto fraud
• 1:07:58
  under Trump. The defendant will soon be
• 1:08:01
  trading his sprawling real estate and luxury vehicles for a
• 1:08:04
  jail cell within the four walls of a federal penitentiary, said
• 1:08:08
  by Darren McCormack McCormack Homeland Security Investigator
• 1:08:12
  special agent. I mean, that's honestly, that's
• 1:08:18
  blatant fraud. So yeah, I mean these pawns.
• 1:08:20
  And it's, and it's good for the cryptocurrency people like, I
• 1:08:25
  mean like that somebody's going to commit fraud that they're
• 1:08:28
  going to get like punished for it.
• 1:08:29
  So that like people don't do that.
• 1:08:31
  Yeah, but it's also like there's so many people that are good
• 1:08:38
  thing I did good thing I didn't get any safe moon dude, because
• 1:08:42
  who I'm with, they're good. I believe them.
• 1:08:45
  They're legitimate. Like, I mean, right, I feel like
• 1:08:48
  we're just waiting for these the floor fall out on all of them.
• 1:08:52
  Like they're all doing shady shit.
• 1:08:54
  They're all doing shady shit. Of course, that's like, what's
• 1:08:57
  the point? It's anonymous, but it's not
• 1:09:03
  because it's on the blockchain. So if you take it out, we'll
• 1:09:05
  find out who owns that wallet and we'll come find you like so
• 1:09:08
  it's not as anonymous as you thought it was.
• 1:09:10
  It's. Actually the opposite.
• 1:09:11
  Yeah, it's actually like we can see exactly where it went, like.
• 1:09:16
  It's more literally track everything you've ever done on.
• 1:09:19
  So you're still saying the most anonymous way to steal money is
• 1:09:23
  to steal cash? Heard gotcha.
• 1:09:27
  Thanks. Thanks for that.
• 1:09:28
  That's how I'm POD. Because but it is good that
• 1:09:32
  these guys are all get that they're trying to clean up the
• 1:09:34
  space, but at the end of the day, I mean they're.
• 1:09:36
  Not really trying to though, like they they, they Pam Bondi,
• 1:09:40
  the attorney general, they've ended all investigations into
• 1:09:45
  crypto fraud. So this is like this is probably
• 1:09:48
  like legacy like thing that happened.
• 1:09:50
  Yeah, there's like a rollover. Rollover fraud.
• 1:09:52
  They just let him. Finish we got fucking and their
• 1:09:55
  name Safe Moon. And he didn't probably, he
• 1:09:58
  probably didn't donate to the Trump campaign, so.
• 1:10:00
  I like, I like how they've been doing this.
• 1:10:02
  They're investigating them and somebody's able to get out of
• 1:10:04
  the country like just like bye, like just flee.
• 1:10:07
  Like normally they catch those mother.
• 1:10:08
  Fuckers. It's so weird.
• 1:10:10
  I don't know what it is like when I watch like the first 48
• 1:10:13
  and like, you know, like the guy's guilty.
• 1:10:15
  I'm always still rooting for him to like, get off and like, like
• 1:10:19
  when I just read that like one of them escaped the country, I
• 1:10:22
  was like it like internally. No, that's, that's tight.
• 1:10:26
  That's those are things where I'm like, that's not like the
• 1:10:29
  North Korean remote job farming. That's cool as shit.
• 1:10:33
  Like that's a cool idea. That's what is cool.
• 1:10:36
  About it that we can't fucking afford to pay our.
• 1:10:40
  That is, we're like we. We can't afford to give them
• 1:10:43
  like, food, so we're going to make them go get like remote
• 1:10:45
  work that in the United States. Obviously the circumstances for
• 1:10:49
  these people is not cool, but it's a coolest fuck way to try
• 1:10:54
  to steal some money. But that's what I'm saying
• 1:10:58
  they're working. But that's that's a very
• 1:11:01
  creative and unique way. So the more unique the way you
• 1:11:04
  go about ripping people off, the cooler.
• 1:11:06
  I think I'm I think it's going to be.
• 1:11:08
  I hope you get locked up and get caught and go to jail because
• 1:11:10
  you're ripping people off. But hey, that was fucking Hey,
• 1:11:13
  that was kind of cool, man. Like that was smartest shit.
• 1:11:16
  If I was a cop, if I was AUS Marshall and I was arresting
• 1:11:20
  these guys, I would tell them I'd be like, that's kind of cool
• 1:11:22
  as fuck. Like you're going to jail,
• 1:11:24
  you're fucked. But man, you had a good run and
• 1:11:27
  that was smart as shit. Like it took us a while to catch
• 1:11:29
  you, motherfucker. That was awesome.
• 1:11:31
  Like I would get fired for being like, hey, good work.
• 1:11:34
  Like you're done, but good work because there is something
• 1:11:38
  creative about it. Now with crypto.
• 1:11:41
  It's not now the with crypto and all this goofy shit, I'm going
• 1:11:44
  to keep 10% of your tokens. So I mean, it sounds like a
• 1:11:48
  bank. If you have to put safe in your
• 1:11:52
  name in your cryptocurrency, it's probably not safe.
• 1:11:55
  Yeah, it's not safe. Yeah, it's true.
• 1:11:58
  That's true. Just a rule of thumb, not
• 1:12:01
  financial advice. It's.
• 1:12:03
  The honest, honest token, like don't buy that.
• 1:12:06
  There's nothing honest about that.
• 1:12:08
  But it was like. But it was like.
• 1:12:11
  I mean, that's you know thou shall not lie.
• 1:12:14
  Yeah, we're not going to covet your neighbor.
• 1:12:16
  We're not. You know we're not doing this
• 1:12:18
  shit like you're covet thy goods neighbors like no, like we're
• 1:12:22
  leaving that alone. You keep your shit because
• 1:12:24
  Christ coins keeping me pure. Every time you buy a Christ coin
• 1:12:29
  it's like getting a small baptism.
• 1:12:31
  It's you're baptizing, wallet you're baptizing.
• 1:12:35
  It's washing away the original sin that was left here.
• 1:12:39
  Yeah, Oh yeah, absolutely. Trust me, every crypto wallet
• 1:12:41
  you download comes pre equipped with crypto sin and you need to.
• 1:12:47
  It's a holy wallet, actually. It's been blessed.
• 1:12:49
  Yeah, well, once you have the Christ coin in your wallet, then
• 1:12:52
  it's blessed. And that's right.
• 1:12:54
  That's right. Yeah.
• 1:12:54
  Yeah, then you just have to keep adding to it to make sure that
• 1:12:57
  you. Know that your blessings or that
• 1:12:59
  your #blessed. Hashtag, you know #tithing
• 1:13:02
  tithing Tuesday. So we call it every Tuesday.
• 1:13:05
  You got to pick up some Christ coin Tithing Tuesday.
• 1:13:08
  And then we'll have a liquidity pool too.
• 1:13:10
  Yeah, liquid Infinity, liquid liquidity pool.
• 1:13:14
  That'll be baptized. You will be baptized in the
• 1:13:16
  actual pool. In the liquidity pool, that's
• 1:13:19
  right. But yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:20
  We just got to fill it up. We need to fill it up with
• 1:13:22
  hopes, dreams, prayers, your US, your U.S. dollars.
• 1:13:30
  I, I, anytime there's like some crypto shit, some scam or
• 1:13:36
  somebody's getting popped, I'm like, no shit, no shit.
• 1:13:39
  Nobody thought it was weird. I'm going to hold 10% of your
• 1:13:41
  shit to make sure that you end up rich.
• 1:13:44
  I'd be like, fuck you dude. Like right.
• 1:13:46
  Like no, absolutely not. That's the opposite of what
• 1:13:50
  fractional reserve banking, where you can loan out money
• 1:13:53
  based off of what I put in your bank so you can give out more
• 1:13:56
  than you. Have you know what I hate is
• 1:13:58
  like Odell Beckham Junior being like, oh, I'm such an idiot for
• 1:14:01
  taking my money from the Rams in Bitcoin.
• 1:14:04
  Look at me now. It's like, bro, you could have
• 1:14:07
  just taken it in cash and then bought Bitcoin, right?
• 1:14:14
  Yeah, I don't need my paychecks coming in Bitcoin.
• 1:14:24
  Like what's the advantage? I don't know.
• 1:14:28
  This is trying to be like different.
• 1:14:29
  I think this is trying to be talked about.
• 1:14:31
  I know, but like but don't brag about it because because
• 1:14:34
  bitcoin's up. It's like.
• 1:14:37
  Yeah, are you bragging? About it when the dollar's like
• 1:14:40
  up against the euro, like, I mean, come on, man.
• 1:14:43
  Yeah, no, that's true. Goofy's as fuck.
• 1:14:49
  I love that it's in Provo, UT too.
• 1:14:51
  This guy's got like 7 wives. Like, you know, this dude's
• 1:14:53
  just. Fucking well, no.
• 1:14:54
  Yeah, I think, yeah. You know, this dude's fucking
• 1:14:56
  weird. Utah crypto crypto exec Yeah, no
• 1:15:01
  shit. Crypto exec exec convicted on
• 1:15:05
  fraud. What?
• 1:15:09
  That wasn't on my 2025 bingo card.
• 1:15:13
  No, that's less. That's not that creative.
• 1:15:15
  The now the bad ass North Korean for.
• 1:15:20
  Remote workers. That's that's cool as fuck.
• 1:15:22
  That's awesome. Dude, wait.
• 1:15:23
  Wait till they find out that like, remote worker is dead.
• 1:15:26
  Dude, they're gonna have to come into the office.
• 1:15:28
  They are dude, like hey, we need you to show up and then just
• 1:15:31
  quit. Then just quit that's and
• 1:15:33
  they're just like what happened to John, What happened to John
• 1:15:35
  Johnson? Nah, he quit, man.
• 1:15:36
  He just refused to come into the office.
• 1:15:38
  Said it was too far, too far of a of a.
• 1:15:41
  Travel time. Too too much travel time to and
• 1:15:45
  from work. He just couldn't do it just
• 1:15:47
  wouldn't work out for. Him.
• 1:15:48
  Where's he live? Pyongyang.
• 1:15:50
  Yeah, Pyongyang, he says. He lives in some big massive
• 1:15:55
  abandoned hotel in the middle of downtown.
• 1:15:58
  Pyongyang, nobody's ever worked there.
• 1:16:02
  Yeah, I that's, I think they use that as a prison.
• 1:16:05
  I think there's just people living in there that they're
• 1:16:07
  just like locking. The hotel, like a shopping mall
• 1:16:09
  that nobody like is allowed in and it just has products like on
• 1:16:12
  display but like they're not for sale.
• 1:16:15
  Have you seen that hotel that I'm talking about in North
• 1:16:17
  Korea? That's like it's a massive and
• 1:16:21
  they spent all this money building it and no ones ever
• 1:16:24
  stayed there. Nobody like nobody works in it,
• 1:16:27
  but you can't go in it. And I'm like, no, it's a giant
• 1:16:29
  prison like. There's no, I think they do that
• 1:16:32
  shit. So it's like when they have like
• 1:16:34
  a Russian dude come over, they be like, oh, check out this
• 1:16:37
  hotel. We're not weird.
• 1:16:39
  Yeah, well, it's not. We've been using this the whole
• 1:16:42
  time. Look at this mall.
• 1:16:45
  Everything's fine here, guys. It's like no one's falling for
• 1:16:49
  that shit. Show me the real shit.
• 1:16:50
  Show me the raw quarry where you have everybody fucking just
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  breaking boulders for no reason. See, but that's where it like if
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  you're a kid too, you would want to go for the remote worker
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  route. It's like either speak better
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  English and become a remote worker or go to the mines.
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  Be like work on my English. I think I'm going to work on my
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  English. I'm going to stop.
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  No to the minds. Yeah, that's, yeah.
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  I mean, not to be talking shit about North Korea, but it's
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  North Korea. That's why with the Olympic
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  teams, I'm surprised so many of like you made the Olympic team
• 1:17:26
  as a North Korean. Get the fuck out.
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  He's like bye. Like just Dick.
• 1:17:30
  They'll kill your family. How How much does my family buy
• 1:17:37
  into the Kim Jong Un propaganda? They buy into it, dude.
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  They, they have radios in everybody's house that you can't
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  turn off and then just like hit you with propaganda all day.
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  I'm sorry. Sorry, Pops, I'm out.
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  I got a Yeah, I was. I tried.
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  I'm on the only. For the better.
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  Yeah, I was. Never dark alert dude.
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  Let's get out of here bro. Stop talking about like North
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  Korean peasants, man. Sorry man, that was just.
• 1:18:01
  I know, but I, I. That article grabbed me, grabbed
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  hold of me. Apparently.
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  Yeah, that's bad ass. You got anything else for us
• 1:18:10
  today? Meditate, bitches.
• 1:18:13
  Make sure y'all like follow, subscribe, leave a comment,
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  share whatever. We don't give a fuck but we
• 1:18:19
  appreciate you guys listening as always. 181 Mormons getting
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  arrested for crypto fraud. Shocker.
• 1:18:27
  N Koreans having IT call centers bad.
• 1:18:32
  He's got to be dude. He lives in Provo.
• 1:18:33
  He bought 2 houses with crypto money.
• 1:18:36
  Yeah, 'cause he's got one for each wife.
• 1:18:37
  Dude, come on dude, come get out of here.
• 1:18:39
  Dude we're talking about he's probably at least Mormon and
• 1:18:42
  hopefully he's not FLDS. That'd.
• 1:18:44
  Be Oh, I didn't real quick. I had some 2 Jehovah's Witnesses
• 1:18:48
  show up at my house like 10 AM like on Saturday, Saturday or
• 1:18:52
  Sunday. And she's they just this, it's
• 1:18:56
  like a older lady and a younger lady and she's like listing off
• 1:18:59
  like all like the shitty things that are happening in the world.
• 1:19:02
  And then just trying to like pitch me on Jesus.
• 1:19:05
  The first thing she says to me, she goes, are you OK?
• 1:19:08
  When I answered the door, I was like, yeah, I just woke up, are
• 1:19:11
  you OK? And then she's like, pitch me on
• 1:19:15
  Jesus. And I was like, hey, y'all.
• 1:19:16
  I was like, he sounds like really nice, but I need to go
• 1:19:19
  back to sleep. And she handed me a business
• 1:19:21
  card and left. Hovies, man, that doesn't make
• 1:19:25
  any sense to me because there's only like 144,000, like the list
• 1:19:30
  that you're full, there's no more room for anybody to get
• 1:19:33
  into heaven as a Jehovah's Witness because there's like a
• 1:19:35
  certain specific limit on number.
• 1:19:38
  Yeah, there's like some wild ass number where it's like very
• 1:19:41
  specific. Are you going to be one of the
• 1:19:43
  144,000 people? It's like, no, I'm on the
• 1:19:46
  waiting list. If I join up now and I'm just
• 1:19:48
  hanging out, I'm going to be stuck in like limbo.
• 1:19:51
  I'm like, not going to be in heaven or hell.
• 1:19:52
  I'm going to be in purgatory waiting for somebody to fuck up.
• 1:19:56
  So then it's my turn. Like, hey, appreciate ya.
• 1:19:58
  That sounds like no man. You got to meet too late.
• 1:20:01
  Whatever. I'm I'm not buying tickets on
• 1:20:04
  standby. Get out of here.
• 1:20:05
  What are you talking about? Dude?
• 1:20:07
  You don't want to. I'll just catch the next flight.
• 1:20:09
  I just got to. Believe in one that doesn't have
• 1:20:11
  like. A yeah, I'm going to pick one
• 1:20:13
  that's got unlimited access. What do you mean I want
• 1:20:17
  unlimited data? Exclusive for me.
• 1:20:18
  What is this 100 bucks for 20 gigs of data?
• 1:20:21
  I'm just going to go the unlimited route and sign up with
• 1:20:24
  with T-Mobile. Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:20:27
  But yeah, y'all just. Mint Mobile, dude.
• 1:20:29
  Yeah, Mint Mobile, yeah, but y'all, be good, be safe, stay
• 1:20:33
  out of trouble, and as always, go fuck yourselves.
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  Shadow.