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  SPEAKER_01: Before we look at these answers for our trivia question, either for grid life or for wholesome cafe gift cards, Samantha says, 37 years old here.
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  SPEAKER_01: I still collect rocks.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're on my window, still in the kitchen.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Some of them are neat.
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  SPEAKER_01: I did not realize that so many of you were c okay, so many of you too, are collecting rocks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, here's the question for the grid life tickets up at the track this weekend.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the drifting race racing.
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  SPEAKER_01: And also Shaquille O'Neal, T Payne DJing this weekend.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shaquille's set is at 6 45 Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_01: DJ.
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  SPEAKER_01: Teddy Payne, his doesn't come on until 10.45.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, I actually was at the gym yesterday and listened to a lot of DJ D song.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's his That's a great workout set.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was that's his DJ name.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then I went over to Conan O'Brien's podcast and listened to Shaquille O'Neal on Conan O'Brien because I thought if we end up getting this meet and greet, which we'll find out today when I get up to the track, if we end up getting this meet and greet, I was like, I need to make sure I know enough about Shaquille O'Neal.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because I'll be just a drooling fool.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll be like, hey Kevin, look at the tall man over there.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's Shaq.
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  SPEAKER_01: He has a really cool life, actually.
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  SPEAKER_00: He really does.
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  SPEAKER_00: I, you know, I tease Shaq because I'm like, you know, he does all the endorsements and I'm just like, oh, is he hot?
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  SPEAKER_01: He talked about that extensively in this podcast.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, about it.
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  SPEAKER_00: The endorsements?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's face it, it's paying every bill.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Times 10.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: We'll talk about that in a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: But first, let's let's get a winner for this.
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  SPEAKER_01: 40% of couples share this.
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  SPEAKER_01: What is it?
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  SPEAKER_01: And we'll start with this political views, L-O-L.
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  SPEAKER_01: That is from 1835.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not the answer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: I should give that a buzzer in a big way.
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  SPEAKER_01: 4441 actually had a really great one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Vehicle.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's a great answer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: A lot of times people do have to do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nope, not it.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one's disgusting.
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  SPEAKER_01: But from 1743, towels?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, okay, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Your butt crack was there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can I ask this question?
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  SPEAKER_00: Go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_00: How vigorously do you take a towel into your butt crack?
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  SPEAKER_00: Very vigorously.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do not.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, do you have like do you have like tight cheeks where you have to get in there and like I just want it dry.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't like a wet crack, which is why if I do if I do the cottonell things, oh, which I gotta put those on my grocery list.
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  SPEAKER_01: If I do the cottonell things.
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  SPEAKER_00: God, this show is one scorching case of ADHD already, and it's not even like seven.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tell me about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then I have to, I have to put toilet paper back there as an afterthought because I just don't like a damp bug.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so I'm not sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: It feels like sitting in on a uh on a porch chair after a ring.
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  SPEAKER_00: It must be your ass design.
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  SPEAKER_00: It must be because I I'm sorry, mine is not as flat as yours.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe that's why I'm lucky and I don't have to do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Between the treat cheeks, treats.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, I can just- Mine's a bit of a dumper.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so if you're vigorously, you know, like the one hand in front, one in back, then I can see not sharing.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're just drying yourself off.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like, well, you're clean, you're out of the shower.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you not clean your crack?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, but I don't want wherever Zach cleaned his crevices, whatever those crevices may be.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to touch that to my face.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then don't use that washcloth.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, here's a How about just don't share towels?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, here's because I don't know which part touched his buttons.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you're clean.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here's the thing the washcloth, I mean, if you're going in deep to make sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you want me to like take No, I can't imagine.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that really would be a very terrible visual for his coat workers.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't you don't want to take, you know, the washcloth that you just finished cleaning your butthole with and then leaving it hanging in there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because if he's like, I got soap in my eyes and he grabs it, suddenly he's got pink eye.
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  SPEAKER_01: I usually will use a towel for three days.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I, yes, I'm like, you're clean coming out.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then I hang it.
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  SPEAKER_01: So for him to if he had to wash his face and then used my butt towel.
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  SPEAKER_00: But again, it's with the butt part that that that nobody's as vigorous as you, but I'm just Um Lots of people vigorously dry their butt crack, I'm pretty sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can I get some can I get some um some help on that?
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, don't you vigorously dry your butt crack?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, is it a front and a back and a bath and back and a forth?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm like, I I have to think about how I do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know it's dry every day.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sitting obviously in a dry butt.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I will this detoured in the weirdest way.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we'll get the answer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but I will, I don't do the towel in the front, towel in the back.
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  SPEAKER_01: I do like towel in hand up and really dig in like you're like you're digging in the sand.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm you're you're you're supposed to be clean.
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  SPEAKER_01: 40% of couples share this.
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  SPEAKER_01: What is it?
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  SPEAKER_01: Somebody said a blanket at night.
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  SPEAKER_01: I would think so.
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  SPEAKER_01: I would think like that would be more like 89%.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then we have my fiance said bank account.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Some of you do.
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  SPEAKER_00: Some of you do.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I don't and will never.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh let's see.
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  SPEAKER_01: Boom, boom, boom.
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  SPEAKER_01: Leftovers?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: That can get you in trouble.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you don't tell the other one that you're eating the uh leftovers.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wanted that.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is a Scott Tiffany thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh somebody else said bank account socks.
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  SPEAKER_01: I always feel weird when I put on Zach socks.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I think.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, okay, now that's something I'm not gonna do.
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  SPEAKER_00: She has tiny little feet like she's a small Asian woman.
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  SPEAKER_00: And uh, you know, so it's like if I put on her sock, it barely gets past the front part of my toes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And when I put on his socks, I've got this it's like an awning.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like an awning on the back of the heel.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then wait, this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Winner right here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good grief.
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  SPEAKER_01: Please do not say toothbrush.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: And that's it.
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  SPEAKER_00: 40% are sharing a toothbrush?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh man, I'd rather lick your butt crack towel.
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  SPEAKER_01: I will, in a pinch.
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  SPEAKER_01: In a pinch, I will share a toothbrush with him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just because I know that we're swapping spit.
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  SPEAKER_01: But other than that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And guess what?
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  SPEAKER_00: Something else of his is going near the butt crack.
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  SPEAKER_00: And yet that's a problem with a towel?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I will, like I said, once I have to be pretty desperate on the toothbrush thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I don't think he would appreciate it.
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  SPEAKER_01: He probably has never known that it's had to be a quickie.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_00: An answer that did not come in, and I'm surprised.
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: Razor.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because a woman is notorious.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me just tell you how this works in my house.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I have my uh Harry's razor, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And she's got her four or five that are on display in the shower.
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  SPEAKER_01: Pink and purple.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like all these different designs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Some of them are hanging up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And a couple of them are sitting in that puddle of water, and I'm like, oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, but then every once in a while she'll let out on me.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's like, Oh yeah, I used your razor.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, Because they're better.
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  SPEAKER_01: Guys' razors are so much better.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why don't you just buy one of mine?
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  SPEAKER_01: I I do.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was actually at an estate sale the other day and bought And you bought us razors.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, it was this woman had the second.
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  SPEAKER_01: This woman had so much backstock of everything that I was buying everything from like saline, you know, the that you put in your nose.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_01: I bought that.
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  SPEAKER_00: You gotta buy that from an estate sale.
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  SPEAKER_01: Band-aids.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, for sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not doing band-aids, maybe.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not doing the saline, not if it's been up somebody else's nose.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, it was it was close.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was sealed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Are you sure?
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  SPEAKER_01: But I do not like sharing a razor though.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's not my thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I have been in relationships before where I have done it and I did not go overwhelmed.
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  SPEAKER_00: What is this one?
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  SPEAKER_00: Hang on.
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  SPEAKER_00: We just one final one.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then we I was like, oh, you you don't like shaving your face with what was just in between my cheeks?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm just kidding.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I can't dry my face with what was just in between your cheeks?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So this one comes from 0808 and it says, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So going off uh the butt crack uh tangent.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tangent.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just take a quick swipe uh with toilet paper before you get dressed and flush it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know why you can't use toilet paper?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because toilet paper leaves crumbs sometimes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And and especially if you're uh extra moist, you know, from a shower.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um you're gonna have like toilet paper dingleberries.
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  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever been using the bathroom here at work and they run out of paper towels?
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  SPEAKER_01: So then you're like, well, I'll try to dry my hands with some TP.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's ridiculous.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, we're not doing that either.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna have to uh uh really spend some uh time No, we're not actually I'm really good with your hygiene.
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  SPEAKER_00: Whatever the hell.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm over this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, by the way, winter is 0808.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_01: I will get in touch with you and we'll get you either a grid life if you can come this weekend, Chris.
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  SPEAKER_00: If not, it'll be Wholesome Cafe.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_00: Wholesome cafe, whichever you can use.