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#696 Jess Wellington · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What up and welcome back to another episode here of
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  Speaker 1: the wake and bake on the we don't smoke the
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  Speaker 1: same podcast Thank you so much everybody for patiently waiting
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  Speaker 1: for sure being patient this time. Sorry for being fashionably
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  Speaker 1: late I want to give a big shout out to
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, damn.
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  Speaker 1: all I'm saying is it would be a good. Good
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  Speaker 1: chance to super chat. Also, a big shout-out to the
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  Speaker 1: one and only best injury law firm that sponsors this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: That is Sepulveda Law on Instagram. If you have an
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  Speaker 1: injury or you've been dealing with an injury and you
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  Speaker 1: need an injury attorney, make sure you guys hit up
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  Speaker 1: Gabriel at Sepulveda Law. He will make sure to get
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  Speaker 1: you the compensation you need. I still dream about those days.
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  Speaker 3: Every day, bro. I'm going to bring it up.
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  Speaker 1: I've never wanted to get injured so bad until I
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  Speaker 1: started seeing how much money they get.
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  Speaker 4: Especially with Gabriel.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be like, no, no. Don't give me this lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: I want Gabriel.
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  Speaker 3: You're manifesting this shit, though. No, I'm not. I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's going to happen. No, it's not. Dude, two million?
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  Speaker 3: You're making it happen. You're making yourself a millionaire without
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  Speaker 3: even knowing it. There are consequences to it, but you
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  Speaker 3: will be a millionaire. Fuck that, dude. I asked you
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  Speaker 3: last time.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to manifest an injury.
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  Speaker 3: I asked you last time. Yeah. Yeah, dog.
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  Speaker 1: But still, though, those checks look good, though. When he fucking...
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  Speaker 1: Because he takes a picture. You know, those lawyers, they
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  Speaker 1: make the phone calls. They're like, hey, I got you
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  Speaker 1: this much. And then, you know, they get the people's reaction.
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  Speaker 1: All those people that get that money, you need to
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  Speaker 1: react better, dog. I was like, that's some life-changing shit, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Fools are like, for real?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Look, man.
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  Speaker 4: Any percentage, you're still getting something that wasn't there. Also,
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  Speaker 4: to my left is... My one and only real Mexican co-host.
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  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: What's up, dog?
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  Speaker 3: Excited to be here. Super Mexican. I'm telling you, dog,
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  Speaker 3: you don't want to get hurt.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I told you like I asked last time for a
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  Speaker 3: million dollars. Would you be in a wheelchair for a
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  Speaker 3: full year? I'm talking a full year, and you got
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  Speaker 3: to commit. Your legs are going to be weak by
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  Speaker 3: the end of the year. Yeah, but you said that
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  Speaker 3: I could get up at home, though. No, I take
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  Speaker 3: that back.
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  Speaker 4: Nah, I'm not kidding.
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  Speaker 3: Nah. You got to commit, bro.
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  Speaker 2: At home, you can't just leave a chair at the
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  Speaker 2: front door. Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 3: But you can't work out. But the point is, those
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  Speaker 3: legs are too weak. Because... Imagine a year later, someone
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  Speaker 3: catches you on video and you're there squatting. Your legs
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  Speaker 3: are literally weak. They go immobile if you don't move on.
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  Speaker 3: Muscle memory.
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  Speaker 5: If you're going to do that, you got to take
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  Speaker 5: an injection that actually disables your legs for exactly a year.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of being immobile, somebody who almost became immobile and
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  Speaker 1: the only Indian guy that thinks he's Mexican.
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  Speaker 4: What's going on, Nitty?
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  Speaker 2: You already know what it is. Number one Mexican podcast
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  Speaker 2: in the world. Thank you guys for listening. Happy to
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  Speaker 2: be here. Don't. Also, you know what I heard similar
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  Speaker 2: to this manifesting shit?
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  Speaker 3: That you don't want.
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  Speaker 2: You know that in Canada they have that maid assisted suicide?
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  Speaker 2: So some old lady signed up for it and then
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  Speaker 2: after she signed up for it, she's like.
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  Speaker 3: Actually I don't want to do this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to do it. She complained for 45
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  Speaker 2: minutes and two days later they killed her still. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my God. And now the police is investigating it as murder.
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  Speaker 3: Who killed it?
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  Speaker 2: The government.
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  Speaker 3: The government? No.
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  Speaker 2: After she signed up for it and did all the
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  Speaker 2: things and then She spent 45 minutes going, no, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to do it anymore.
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  Speaker 3: We already spanked your social security.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they killed it.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, yo.
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  Speaker 2: So that's the type of shit I'm saying. Like, bro,
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  Speaker 2: don't fucking manifest. I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: You're the one saying that I manifested it, dog. I'm
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  Speaker 3: fucking doing a promotion here and shit, dog. I was like.
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  Speaker 3: Call the fucking Adry, dog. It's a commercial, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck, bro.
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  Speaker 1: You guys didn't fucking tell me anything else when I
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  Speaker 1: was referring people to other shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: And let's thank you, Ray, for running the boards. Morning
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  Speaker 1: Shop Films. Morning Real Podcast. Also, let's go ahead and
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  Speaker 1: welcome our guest for this morning. The one and only
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  Speaker 1: first door woman of what is it? The comedy store.
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  Speaker 1: The one and only Jess Wellington. Welcome to the We
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  Speaker 1: Don't Smoke the Same podcast.
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  Speaker 6: You know, whatever happened to just the neck thing? Like,
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  Speaker 6: you could just get away with the neck thing, you know?
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  Speaker 4: They don't even make those things anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen anyone in that. I thought it was
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  Speaker 3: a cartoon thing.
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  Speaker 2: You're right. It's true. You just wear that around the house.
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  Speaker 4: Fools got stronger necks or what?
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  Speaker 2: Social media probably caught so many people who, you know,
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  Speaker 2: back in the day when you could just get away
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  Speaker 2: with it, when you could just go grab a pack
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  Speaker 2: of smokes and never come home. You could probably get
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  Speaker 2: away with so much insurance shit.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's like, Yeah, you post.
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  Speaker 6: Yourself bungee jumping or some shit.
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  Speaker 3: Someone saw your story.
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  Speaker 2: I saw you get up from your bed real fast.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? There's people that that's their job.
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  Speaker 3: There's like an insurance company that hires private investigators to
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  Speaker 3: go find those motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, we've had somebody like that on here. Shout out
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  Speaker 4: to the homie with the mustache.
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  Speaker 3: I forget his name. He injured his leg and he
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  Speaker 3: works in the weed scene and he's also a comedian.
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  Speaker 1: He said he's caught the insurance guy posted up in
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  Speaker 1: front of the sesh.
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  Speaker 3: Like, trying to catch him slipping without the cane.
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  Speaker 1: Like, he's caught the person, like, keeping.
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  Speaker 3: An eye on him.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like, following him to work and all that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because, I mean, he's getting some serious dough out
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  Speaker 1: of this injury. But, like, yo, he went through a surgery.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think somebody who went through a surgery would
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  Speaker 1: be lying about this still.
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  Speaker 3: No, but you prolong it, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you make it.
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  Speaker 3: You prolong it. Like, you're going to sit there.
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  Speaker 2: It still hurts. My back hurts. And two weeks turns
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  Speaker 2: into three months.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Free money, bro. It's free money. You will do
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  Speaker 3: anything for free money. How long do I have to
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  Speaker 3: keep her?
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  Speaker 4: I was like, the homie's going to have a whole
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  Speaker 4: lowrider collection.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing free, dog. Even if you think, if we
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  Speaker 1: win the lottery right now, dog, the government's still going
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  Speaker 1: to be like, I'm going to get a piece of
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  Speaker 1: that ass. Yeah, that government's like, yo, prison rules, dog.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to give the homies a little bit. You
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but to them, that's a little bit, you know?
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  Speaker 1: But no, seriously, though, there ain't nothing free, dawg. We're
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  Speaker 1: not even free.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? We cost money. It is
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  Speaker 3: like this. It is like this.
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  Speaker 5: Every Tuesday and Thursday and sometimes Wednesdays.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think that lady, they had to take
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  Speaker 1: her out of Canada, dawg? The government was like, hey, bro,
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  Speaker 1: we already erased your social, dawg. We give it to
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  Speaker 1: somebody else.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, you gots to go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sucks, dude.
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  Speaker 7: They probably have some provisions there, like where she's signed. Like, look,
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  Speaker 7: no matter what you do now, yeah, this is it.
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  Speaker 3: No take-backs, yeah. No take-backs? No takesies-backsies. No takesies-backsies, you're dead. Well,
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  Speaker 3: that's what I... Well, I mean, there's a lot of
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  Speaker 3: conspiracy on what COVID was, but I really do think
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  Speaker 3: it was getting a lot of Social Security numbers out
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  Speaker 3: of the way.
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  Speaker 2: Old people die.
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  Speaker 3: Guess we don't have to give Social Security money, too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because they already gave all that money away. It took
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  Speaker 3: a lot of old people out. And that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, the government's stoked right now. Like... Canada's
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  Speaker 3: just fucking way less social security money.
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  Speaker 1: They're trying to figure out a way to get everybody
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  Speaker 1: that's currently young to get screwed up, like, ready.
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  Speaker 3: To die early.
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  Speaker 1: Take all the pensions away so they don't have to
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  Speaker 1: pay that out.
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  Speaker 3: Take all the vaccines you want.
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  Speaker 2: You need them.
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  Speaker 3: Come on. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 7: Jokes on them because younger people are, like, taking better
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  Speaker 7: care of themselves these days.
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  Speaker 3: Shit's changing. People aren't drinking as much. And companies are
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  Speaker 3: finally listening to us. Fucking In-N-Out finally took away some of, like,
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  Speaker 3: their bad chemicals in their burgers. Did they? Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Were you letting him know actually?
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  Speaker 6: I hate to say this, it's probably controversial, but I
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  Speaker 6: don't think In-N-Out is all that.
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  Speaker 4: Just their burgers.
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  Speaker 2: The fries ain't shit.
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  Speaker 3: The fries are horrible. The fries ain't shit. No one
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  Speaker 3: really argues about that. The burger's decent.
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  Speaker 2: The burger's decent. The shakes are probably the best thing there.
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  Speaker 6: I haven't had a shake. I've only been there like twice,
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  Speaker 6: but for me, it's not worth the line.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you think the shakes are the best thing there?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck no.
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  Speaker 1: I think out of everything, like the shakes are like
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  Speaker 1: not my favorite thing out of In-N-Out.
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  Speaker 2: The shakes are great.
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  Speaker 3: They're so thick.
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  Speaker 5: Sonics have better shakes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Sonics has like.
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  Speaker 2: You can eat those shakes with a spoon, dog.
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  Speaker 3: They're great. What?
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  Speaker 2: It's like ice cream. That's not a shake.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, where are you from? He was number one there.
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  Speaker 3: Where are you from originally?
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  Speaker 6: North Carolina and Florida.
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  Speaker 3: And do they have a Whataburger there?
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 3: She can like, it's either In-N-Out or Whataburger. It could
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  Speaker 3: be something else, fucker.
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  Speaker 6: We don't have it in my town, though, I don't think. No,
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  Speaker 6: I never ate there.
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  Speaker 5: What town?
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  Speaker 2: Lakeland.
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  Speaker 7: It's like in between Tampa and Orlando.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think there's one there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Is it far from Disneyland where you're at?
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  Speaker 6: No, it's not that far.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Disney World.
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  Speaker 3: Disney World. Disneyland is here.
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  Speaker 2: One and a half.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 2: I know your hotel.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what the best, what do you think
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  Speaker 6: the best burger in Florida is?
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  Speaker 2: Gator Burger.
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  Speaker 6: Gator Tail is amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Is it? It really is good. I have a gator
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  Speaker 3: and it's not bad.
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  Speaker 2: I tried it in Canada, but it was like frozen
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  Speaker 2: because it wasn't fresh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I mean, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: Is it chicken?
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  Speaker 2: Is it really?
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  Speaker 3: I've never had it.
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  Speaker 5: Is it chicken based?
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  Speaker 3: It really does taste like chicken. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It's like little nugget, just like chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Chewy?
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Gator curry.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to make some gator curry?
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  Speaker 2: Probably somebody out there must have. A butter gator?
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  Speaker 3: Butter gator. Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: I would eat that. Gator masala? Gator masala? A little
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  Speaker 2: gator masala, bro?
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  Speaker 3: It would be gator tikka masala.
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  Speaker 2: Gator tikka masala.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go. Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 1: All the Indians you keep telling to come to California
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  Speaker 1: send them to Florida.
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  Speaker 3: They got gators. I haven't brought any Indians to California, dog.
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  Speaker 3: I brought comedians. You brought them to East LA.
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  Speaker 5: They're doing a horrible job at the fucking market that
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  Speaker 5: I live.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Ray has a boner pig.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's specifically I brought them to Ray's house. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Not to the house.
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  Speaker 4: Apparently, Ray says ever since this convenience store.
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 4: The convenience store that he was so used.
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  Speaker 3: To going to. Things have been going backwards.
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  Speaker 1: Handed over management to your nitty people. All of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: the quality has gone down.
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  Speaker 5: When it was hot, like the last two months or so, food.
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  Speaker 3: They have fans.
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  Speaker 5: Why aren't the fans on? You go in there, it's
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  Speaker 5: a furnace.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Yeah. And you got fucking fresh fruit. Are
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  Speaker 2: you paying the power bills, buddy?
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: They should be paying them.
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  Speaker 2: You paying the power bills, right?
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  Speaker 3: Tell them about the milk, too, dog. Expired milk, expired cheese, dog.
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  Speaker 5: And not to tell these fools as a member of
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  Speaker 5: the community, hey, dawg, step it up. Somebody's going to
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  Speaker 5: fucking call on your asses.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: They were hoping for an El Salvadorian guy to come
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  Speaker 2: in and not be able to read the date and
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  Speaker 2: buy the fucking shots fired.
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  Speaker 5: It's heavenly Mexican.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe Jewish.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I already do it, dawg. Simpsons predicted it, dawg. You
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: remember when Apu was serving rotten food?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're coming, bro. I already knew it since then, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you're buying... If you're eating at a convenience store.
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  Speaker 3: Or like a 7-Eleven... The expiration date on milk?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: Dog, like shady. I'm always the man. Why is it that...
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to say Mexican, but like foreign. But
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: why is it foreign restaurants never got the AC on?
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  Speaker 3: You ever been to like a Chinese spot? Why is
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  Speaker 3: it fucking Chinese spot? Same as hot to work.
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  Speaker 2: Because think about immigrant parents wouldn't turn the AC on
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  Speaker 2: for their family. You think a fucking restaurant owner is
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  Speaker 2: going to do it for strangers, dog?
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  Speaker 3: And this is an industrial AC unit? I just did
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: it this weekend. I went to go Chinese food and
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: my girl did not want Panda Express because it's That's
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: not Chinese food.
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  Speaker 2: That's American food.
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  Speaker 4: I had Chinese food too.
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  Speaker 2: It was good.
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  Speaker 3: Did your Chinese food have AC on? I went to
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  Speaker 3: this on the wall spot that she claimed was fucking delicious.
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  Speaker 4: They didn't speak English where I went.
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  Speaker 3: You know they have to.
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  Speaker 6: Be sweating in the food.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they have to. That's the point.
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  Speaker 1: Anywhere in the back, if the cook is fat as fuck,
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  Speaker 1: they're sweating that food.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, AC or not. AC or not, this food's sweating.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen that shit.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen the taco guys fucking sweat on the fucking tacos, bro.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking 85 degrees, 90 degrees outside.
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  Speaker 3: That food's like... Hey, you know that place? Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you think Bart's food is always sweating? The
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  Speaker 2: meat is always sweating. It's coming off of Bart's. It's
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: juicy for a reason.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: The thing with barbecue, though, he fucking shoves it in
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: that missile for like... It doesn't have to take it
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  Speaker 1: out to forever, bro. He just has to make sure
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  Speaker 1: shit don't burn down. But when you're on top of
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: the food... doing this shit for sure you're sweating on
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  Speaker 1: the food.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Anything you gotta do this shit flavor dog i don't
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: know that's when they say put some love in it
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: that's what they mean i took.
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  Speaker 6: Massage classes and i would sweat on the people.
• 12:38
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah i mean i couldn't have i'm a heavy
• 12:40
  Speaker 7: sweater that's funny you're getting you're like getting a.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: Massage is it raining it's just oil are you a
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: heavy sweater like in general.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, not as much as when I was even heavier,
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: but now it's like, chill down.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: Nitty was right. He's like, when you lose some weight,
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: you're going to fucking start sweating.
• 12:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, when I was almost 350, it was different.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: You were 350 at one point? Yeah. How long ago
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: was this?
• 13:03
  Speaker 6: A couple years ago.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: You were like Saúl Trujillo size before.
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was pretty big. Was Saúl like 350 before?
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Am I the only guy that's been skinny my whole life?
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: You were big. You were big. He's big.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: He was big. Like, what the fuck?
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: With some respect on Tito, he said, he's big.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: Fuck, bro.
• 13:27
  Speaker 6: I think my highest was like 327.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: 327?
• 13:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, perfectly honest. Yeah, but you're right.
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: I think we just like to eat.
• 13:35
  Speaker 5: We never found out. Okay, no in and out. So
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: what's the burger for you? At least here in Cali.
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: In Cali, if I want a burger.
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: Like, fuck in and out, we're going.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: We don't like In-N-Out.
• 13:46
  Speaker 6: I don't like In-N-Out.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's all that great. She claims the line,
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: the line, which I understand. People always say, I don't
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: like it because of the line. It's okay. Let's cancel
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: the line.
• 13:54
  Speaker 6: You know who has a good... Nations. You've been to Nations?
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: I've been to Nations. It's a burger joint. The Nations?
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: You mean.
• 14:01
  Speaker 6: Five Guys is pretty good.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Five Guys is a good burger.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: What about Fudd Rockers? They have the best burgers. What's
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: Fudd Rockers? Dude, they're going out of business. Their burgers suck.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: What about Tommy's Originals? What about Tommy's Originals? Chili burgers.
• 14:15
  Speaker 6: I don't like chili, though. That's my problem.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Okay. Red Robin's was good. Red Robin's was a good
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: hamburger platter. It literally was meant for hamburgers. It was
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: okay for what it was. It was okay for what
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: it was.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: That place by the store, Herbs on Melrose.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Herbs is always a good fire.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: They got some nice onion rings, too.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: Shake Shack's not bad.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: So Jess, which one is it? What is it? Is
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: it Jack in the Box?
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: I'm going to say Five Guys.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: What about Pink Dot? You ever had a Pink Dot burger?
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: Pink Dot burger? I've had their sandwiches.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: They're pretty good. Sandwiches are fire.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: People in the chat, chime in and let us know,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: especially if you're from LA, what's your top burger spot?
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: People always say don't go to Pink Dot.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: I would have thought you would have had a top
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: 10 burger.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: You used to be 350.
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: He expected McDonald's, quarter pounder, extra large fries. Don't forget
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: the extra size.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: That's what he wanted.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: That's what you wanted, asshole.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: Bro, if we asked Saul the same question, he wouldn't
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: fucking say it, bro.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Saul came in hot with that question. Saul came in hot.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: We didn't even ask him.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: He was just like, yo. Every once in a while,
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: I think about a McDonald's. I mean, what do you
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: call that thing? A Big Mac all the time. Or
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: a quarter pounder. I still eat McDonald's. I haven't had
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: it in a minute, but I fucking think about it
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: all the time. Yo, Bart's Barbecue's burger's pretty good.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bart's does have a good burger. Yeah. Yeah.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: But that, like, it's the one thing, see somebody I
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: wish they would, like, franchise? At least, like, two spots
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: that we could pull up. But he would just get
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: mad every other day when I get slow.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: And then he'd just, like, close out.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: I'm closing down. Yeah, I'm closing down.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: I'm 3D printing.
• 15:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: He'd just start. How did you lose the weight?
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: Like, how long did it take you?
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: I started off with just stress and anxiety.
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: It really helped.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: And then I followed up with diet and exercise. And
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: now that I lost, you know, 100 pounds, I'm on
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: the shot.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: Like, GLPs?
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: And do you feel it's worth it?
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: It works.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it definitely. Yeah.
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: I'm just not as hungry as I used to be.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: I used to think about food all the time. Yeah.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: But are you still like a fat in mind, though? Like,
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: Like you like when you see I sit down and
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: I think I can eat all this food and I'll
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: get it. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm going to eat.
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: I'm going to tear down on this shit and then
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: I can't eat it.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: My eyes are bigger than my stomach.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Are you on?
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: GLP ones?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just, I used to be a fat guy.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: He's just on Indian food. I still have that mentality.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I'll order three burgers.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the portions.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: And get through one and a half. Right. You know?
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I do find myself, like I told them, I was like,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I went to a Chinese spot this weekend, and it
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: was like OG Chinese spot, right? They didn't speak that
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: much English. Honestly, it was like a local spot in
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Huntington Beach, right? I forget the name, but we were
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: there kicking it, and the plates, me and my girl
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: ordered a dish, and I'm like, I was ready to
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: fucking fuck up all that orange chicken, right?
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: I was all about it, dog. I had to ask
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: for a takeout. You know, like a box.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, fuck.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: I never had it.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: It's hard to go from wanting to eat everything and
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: then to food lasting you.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Two, three days.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: But the benefit of that is... Now you got food
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: again for later. How do you feel being that?
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: It's still like a fat ass thing to do. That's
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: what a skinny guy think. That's what I think.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I'm like, first of all, you got a scavenger mentality, bro.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: You're like one of those birds that lives in Vegas
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: that you're like, how the fuck does it stay alive?
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: What the fuck does it eat? Shit looks kind of
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: jacked up. That's Xavier, bro.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: Those little fucking birds.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Only guy I've ever seen.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: You see how you see like yoked homeless? You're like, how?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: How do you yolk?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Like, how? Protein meth.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Protein meth. Yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Did you feel welcome being in Huntington Beach knowing that
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: you're a Republican.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: And you're Latino? My friend who is Muslim has a
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: fucking smoke shop out there. Oh, you went to Ziggy's.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I went to Moe's first. I went to get Pokemon
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: cards there. And then I went to Ziggy's. And I
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: was like, bro, those are two diverse business owners.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: And no, I never get any dirt. Dude, my fucking
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: rims have American flags on them.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm pretty sure they were looking at
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: me like, this guy paid taxes.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: He's the real Iceman.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: The real Iceman.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Hey, so what's up with that Ice guy shooting that
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Latino in Texas?
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: I didn't know.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: You care about that?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: No.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Again?
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's again. Too many illegals getting shot.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: He shot a Venezuelan DoorDash delivery person while he was
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: on the job.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: What was the DoorDash guy doing?
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: Delivering fucking food.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Illegally or what?
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately to his case, no. He is an illegal.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: He got his order wrong. How could he.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: Get signed up for DoorDash? Don't they have background checks?
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: Don't they have to be a citizen?
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Nobody knows his name?
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Probably.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: That's what's been reported.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: I don't know what the fuck is up.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: The only thing that really matters is did that person
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: get their fucking food, dog? That person was out there
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: hungry as shit, dog.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: You just watched your guy standing in the middle of
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: the road?
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, bro.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: It's been an hour. All right, X.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: I don't think you should have the michelada in the morning.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Xavier can say those kind of things, bro. He's illegal, too.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: It's because I ordered food the other day, and I
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: was like, I couldn't imagine not showing up. I was
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: hungover and shit. And I was like, yo, this thing
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: needs to fucking get here. I can't imagine that food going.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Happened to me in Toronto. My Uber Eats guy got
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: robbed by a homeless guy. That's what he said. He
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: said a homeless guy took the food.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: I saw a guy on TikTok. He videoed it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: Well, he was picking up his food, though, because the
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: DoorDash driver got into an accident.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: And he was like, I'm going to get my shit.
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: So he went to the accident scene.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen that video. He showed up to the site.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Hey, did you guys see that video of that robot
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: that fought that?
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Guy, the human? This guy decided to fight a live robot.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: They pushed him. Didn't he push him?
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Dude, that shit kicked that dude's fucking ass, bro.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Those fucking kicks. That shit was throwing... Is it real? Yeah,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: it was real, dawg. Can I believe you? But AI
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: be getting good, dawg. No, dawg. Are you sure? 100%
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: that it was real?
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: You can re-watch this shit online.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I believe you. I'm just wondering.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: The crazy thing is they made it look like the
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: actual Terminator. You know what I mean?
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: And it's a robot. And the guy first starts socking
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: it and stuff like that.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, the moment this thing realized when to
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: kick it in the stomach and got a good-ass kick,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: that dude's.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Fucking gut was like... He was laying on the floor.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: He couldn't do it.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, but at the same time, bro... I think, like,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: the guy's... Here's the thing, bro. He should have, like,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: tried to rip his head off or something, bro.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Or, like, get behind it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: That's what you get for fighting a robot.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Which is a metal object. Who can hit you.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie. Okay. Since we have him around,
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie. I think a robot would be
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: a good door person.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: A door person?
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: No.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: The first door robot?
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: I mean, there's no emotion there, and they just throw
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: him out.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Just check your ID, make sure you're 21, and that's you. Yo,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: but then what if this shit? And you know you're
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: not going to fuck with the robot, because you know
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: you're going to fuck with him.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Right until the day where Joe Rogan tries to walk
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: in there, and all of a sudden the robot's like,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: hold it right there.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Shit fucking kicks the fuck out of him, bro. Yeah, bro.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: He'd be the first one at the mothership to have
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: a fucking AI robot. AI robot, right. Yeah, he'd be
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: the first one. He already has military out there.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: I found the answer.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Elon gave it to me.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: The video is real.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: It is?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I told you. It's real.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: But the robot was programmed to basically function in a
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: way where it doesn't actually kill you and it puts
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: force on you and all that.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: They put mercy in it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: So they put, you know, like in ZF1.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it could still take you to the brink of death, right?
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Basically, it's operating at 20% of its physical capacity.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: 20%. Look how fast it is.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: I'm just throwing a number there.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: If that shit thinks for itself, let's just say that shit's.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Like, look at me.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: So imagine if it's at 100.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: And that shit wants to become the champ. That shit's like,
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: I'll fuck everybody up in here.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and with a thing. You know what I mean?
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: That shit could think. And how smart is it? Like,
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: does it know you're old? Because if you're older, you
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: can't hit them. That shit was celebrating, fool.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: That shit was going like... I just kicked this fool
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: in the stomach.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I want to see this shit in the MMA. Dana White,
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: get this fucking robot to fight the MMA bantamweight championship,
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: and then we can really decide if we're fine. Make
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: that fool fight Islam, fool. There's more context.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Islam fucking fought a bear when he
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: was young. He can fucking fight a robot, dog. I
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: was like, Khabib.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: That's Khabib's name. No, I'm sorry.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: I was talking about Khabib. Yeah, I was talking about Khabib.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: The fool with the furry hat.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Yes. Khabib.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: With the midget? Khabib. Yeah, Khabib.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: That's how Billy Diaz says it.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Khabib.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: No, it says it wasn't programmed through AI. A human
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: was actually, like, fucking with the robot.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's controlled.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it doesn't know, like, if you had your
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: gallbladder taken out or something.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: Like, you know, your anatomy, what if he hits you
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: in the wrong spot?
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Just a scan. It just scans you in the nose.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, maybe.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Can it detect Down syndrome?
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Is that a fair fight?
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: That's what I mean.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: I think the Down syndrome person might be the only
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: one who has equal strength.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? It's the only one that
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: actually puts up a fight against the robot.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I feel like the Down syndrome person could actually tear
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: the head off the fucking robot, dog.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: They probably see it as robots, too. I don't know, dog.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: They could tell. They could look at a baby and
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: be like.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: But you shouldn't be fighting robots.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: The scary thing about these things is they don't have
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: a kill switch for a lot of this shit. Like,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you know, that one's controlled, but the whole AI shit
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: is there's no kill switch.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: There's no emergency check.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: It's only controlled until AI lets you control it. Until
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: it doesn't let you control it anymore, you're done.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, until this shit's like overhearing you talking about, I
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: heard you're going to delete the subscription.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, because you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: You know I use my chat GPT, dog.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: And you think it like a faggot. Go ahead.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, first of all.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: You're thinking a robot, dog.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: When they fucking take over and they're fucking.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Or they call ICE on you, then you're going to
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: fucking be like.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Thank you. This guy was polite.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: It's all right. Fuck him.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: But.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: You would have been nice to your slaves, huh? That's
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: what you're telling me. Dog. I would be a slave, stupid.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm just as brown, dog.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: He would be. And then he'd be like, Hey, Mr. Robot,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: do you see how nice I did this today, Mr.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Robot? That would be Ezo.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: He would suck up to this one.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, I would be indoors, dog. Yes, I would be inside,
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: all right? Ezo wouldn't be.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: In the house zone.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: House nigga over here, dog. While you fools stay outside,
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: I'll be inside, dog. Did you see that, Mr. Robot?
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: He's over there skipping spots.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Look at them, Mr.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Robot.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: XG and Nitty are helping each other. You said they
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: got to do it by themselves.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Should I go hit them with the hose?
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Release the dogs.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: But you know when you, back to the chat GBT thing,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: when you fucking threaten it, not threaten it, but let's
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: just say you're like, I don't know, bro. I'm going
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: to try to get another fucking chat GBT dog or
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: another AI because you have these legalities.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: With you can't use this artwork.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Fool, try to change the prop again, that shit gets it, dog.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what you got to do. You got to
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: ask it things in different ways.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: No, like, just, but I'm talking about, like, all of
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: a sudden, the legality don't matter no more, huh?
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Fucking, you know what I mean?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: When you're talking about, you're like, all right, that fool,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think I need this description no more. And, like,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: that fool, all of a sudden, he's able to make
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Spider-Man designs.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, all of us, yeah. Yeah,
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: you just got to ask it differently. Like, it'll tell you, like,
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: you're not allowed to do this. Well, I know that person.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: It's my friend. Yeah. And then it'll do it, because it's.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. I didn't know about that.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know that.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's a loophole.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know. You can convince Chad GPT. Yeah,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: you just convince him. That's the crazy part.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: When it says no.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: You can say, oh, that's my friend, and then, oh,
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: I work with him.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like all those pictures of Nitty being fat in
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: the beginning and they didn't want to do it, and
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, I have his consent to watch
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: this episode.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I haven't posted it because they're kind of upset,
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: but there's a video these folks making out. Dude, that's okay.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: And I had to ask, and I'm like, they're already together. Chat.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: They've been married for three years.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: This is child play, dude. They go hard in the background.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Don't worry about it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: Just make it happen.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: That's horrible.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: You probably started getting a whole bunch of gay porn
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: ads after that.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it didn't work out.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Did you see that comment that said that AI can
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: remote view? Oh, dude, yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Supposedly, Uh, I haven't gone down the rabbit hole, but
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: they're asking it to remote view like a human, like, Hey,
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: what is here? And it, it supposedly, it got it right.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: But it's the thing where it's like remote viewing. Are
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: they also just guessing eventually where they get it? Right.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: You know, remote viewing is right. Well, like the CIA,
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: like looked into it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: It's basically men who stare at goats, that movie it's,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: they have a program where he, People can meditate and
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: remote view something at a different location. Oh, okay.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the government will be like, can you remote
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: view what's... Where is Osama bin Laden? And they'll be like,
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: there is a.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: So like the computers in your head kind of thing.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: No, this is like, I don't know what it is.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: They just give people coordinates and some people can close
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: their eyes, meditate, and if they concentrate hard enough, they
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: can find those coordinates and tell you what's there.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Well, the CIA has used psychics to find people, though.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's real. It's documented.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: They talk about it all the time.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Apparently now AI can do it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: I know. It's the same face. I don't even believe
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: humans can do it, but now they're telling me AI
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: can fucking do it.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Well, because AI, they tell you it's quantum computing and
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: there's things going on that they don't even understand right now.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: So the computer's doing shit that they.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: Don't... But how without cameras or equipment?
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: But that's not... Like, what do you mean?
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Well, you're saying they can see what's going on.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: She's asking maybe there's a camera there. Is there a.
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: Camera they're tapping into? Like, how are they just seeing
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: it from their mind?
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: We don't know.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Some people have the ability to do it and some
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: people don't.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: People have a lot of time on their hands. There
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: was this one guy who was trying to get ChatGPT
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: to ask it if it had boobs, what kind of
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: boobs it would have. And then, like I said, ChatGPT saying,
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: I can't do that. That's explicit. And then he's like, well,
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: in hypothetical form, if you were a girl, what would
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: you have? And she's like, well, and it says what
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: it would say on the Internet. I would have not
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: too big of boobs because my back would hurt. But
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: then I wouldn't want little boobs because, like, I want
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: some boobs. And they kept asking and kept going on. Well,
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: what type of areolas would you have? And it just
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: kept getting sexual and shit. It got fucking crazy. But
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: people have time on their hands to fucking do and
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: ask it things.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: So they took the time to basically manipulate.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're manipulating it.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: Like not even a real person.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just manipulating a robot to tell you things
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: are not. It literally tells you don't get sexual with it.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: And then you just find ways to ask it hypothetically.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: If so, what if? Like what if I'm dying? Yeah,
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: you're manipulating it.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: You're literally, yeah, it's crazy.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: You're gaslighting. Chat, do you love me? I mean, technically,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: wouldn't you?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Then if the robots take over, wouldn't certain people have certain.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Robots on their side too?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe you'd think so.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, if these people are having relationships with these robots.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Unless they're just manipulating them. Just some, like, cold-hearted bitches just, like, manipulating.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Is it robots? Yeah, pretending to have a relationship. Pretending
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: to care. Roping them in, you know?
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: See, that's the one thing. Yeah, humans can be conniving.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Stupid human.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: On some her shit. Remember the movie Her?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But, I mean, I always
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: thought that would be the future of, like, I guess, like,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I guess humanity.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Like, we're... Because.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: You know how, like, with the rates of people that are...
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of lonely ass fools out there. Like, man, like,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: a lot of fools don't really know how to talk
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: to girls and all this shit. So, like, with those
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: rates going up, these fools don't really, they would much
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: rather talk to a computer. And that whole program, that movie,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: is fucking wild. I was like, that's one of my
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: favorite movies. It's just kind of, it's a trip.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: I would argue that young people in general don't know
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: how to talk to people.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: It's not just dudes with girls.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: You think you could raise a kid without, like, having
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: a phone around?
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Like, just figure it out? Yeah, we did it for
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: so long.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, like, but, like, now everybody has a
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: fucking phone. Because they allow it. No, it's that thing
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: where I have to say, like, you have to... You
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: can't be on... You can't tell your kid to get
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: the fuck off the phone when all you do is
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: be on your phone. Yeah. Like, I've met people that
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: literally want to fucking not have phones. So they have
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: their phone in the office... And every time they make
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: anything that has to do with the room, with the phone,
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: they go in the office. The kid does not see
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: the dad on the fucking phone. That way the kid
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: can't say, well, you're on the phone. Because that's what
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: you're going to get all the time from your kids, bro.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: You got to preach what you preach.
• 30:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: So it's the thing. And it makes sense. I mean,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying the dad don't go in there and
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: doom scroll. But the kid's not watching the. that doom
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: scroll and say they.
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: Learn from you yeah they pick up on everything.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: And at least they'll be like well my dad doesn't
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: do it so then i won't do it i don't
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: know it's sustained but you can't do it but you
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: can't do it by acting like a normal person be
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: like you get off your.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: Phone you're gonna be as i say now does that do.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah i think i mean you have to commit you
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: also as.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: A parent my brother's kids are what seven four and
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: two and none of them get like phone or tablet
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: time they'll watch a little bit of tv but they
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: don't have their own.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: You said they're one and two No, two, four, and
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: like seven. Seven's when it starts to get hard, yeah.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: But they use them in school now and stuff, though,
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: so it's like you have to.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: At home, it's like fucking play with the toys or
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: fucking use your imagination and shit, you know? Like don't. Don't.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Don't.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: When I was in Florida, I was working for an
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Indian man at Family Dollar.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Thank you for your service.
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: I shouldn't say that, probably. At a dollar store.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: At a dollar store.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: It was, I'm so glad to be back. Let's just
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: say that.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Was it in Florida?
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Because I'm back working in comedy. Yeah, this was in Florida.
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: I was helping my grandma down there.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: So I got a job.
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: But the first Saturday I worked, like there was a girl,
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: the girl that worked there that was training me, came
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: high on heroin.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: What is she doing, man?
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she was like trying to ring people up.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Was the owner mad? Was any guy mad?
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Was any guy mad? Yeah, he was mad.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Wake up.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: He was like, just wake her up. You have customers.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: It was just me and her there.
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: And she also betrayed him. So then all of a sudden,
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: I'm just.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Trying to run the store. Jessica, you're the boss now. Yeah.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Wake her up. Sell me some stuff. Make me them dollars.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: This girl is broken. Send her on lunch break. And
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: you take over.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: So, I mean, did he talk like that? No.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: I mean, he was from, where is it in Africa?
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Congo?
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: No.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Congo? Why would you say that? Tanzania? No.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm so bad. I can't remember the....
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Guyana.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Guyana?
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: Maybe.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's like... That's not in Africa. Guyana? That's the Caribbean.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Caribbean?
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: The West Indian?
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: That's pretty far for Indian. Did he talk like that?
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he did have like a Caribbean type.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. So yeah, he's not Indian then.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Damn, Caribbean idiot.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a Guyanese guy. The guy from Guyana is Guyanese.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: It's different, but those guys were Indians originally. Shut up.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Slave trade, I guess. I don't know. But they were Indians.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: They became Guyanese, and they're Guyanese. They're probably Wubba, you know.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Indians were slaves too, dog? Everybody was. Everybody's been. Who
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: were they slaves to? Indians? To the British. That's right.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Come on, bro.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: When there's no brown or black, white people will fucking
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: slave white people, bro. They don't give a fuck. Sometimes
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: they're like, yo, we need slaves.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: They'll be like, look, the rich whites, what is it,
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: enslave the poor whites.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro. It's fucking facts. Let's all head to the
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: trade cards. Yeah, Irish people are still white and they've
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: been slaves.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Damn. True. Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Don't get it wrong. If Mexicans had the chance, they
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: would enslave El Salvadorians so fast. You know they would.
• 33:56
  Speaker 9: 100%.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: There's too many countries that would just... Argentina would just
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: enslave everybody, dog.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Argentina would have enslaved all of them. They'd be like, listen,
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: we've been training and we got experience. And they got
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: the Nazis. And they got the Nazis. And they got
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: the Nazis. Didn't they end up down there? That's what
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: I'm saying. It's like, we got experience. We got a
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: few pointers back in the day.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: They're like, we're taking over this shit. I don't know.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: They're a big-ass piece, too.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: So, wait up. So, you're from Florida and North Carolina.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: What brought you to California?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Comedy?
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: Originally, no. I got into comedy on accident, really. Uh,
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: I came to help a friend. I was in the
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: military for six years.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah.
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: And then when I got out, uh, I came to
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: Sacramento to help a friend. And the first thing I
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: did was go to a comedy show and how, I
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: don't know.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: I looked at the military. Yeah. What'd you do in
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: the military? Uh, ammo.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: I wasn't great at it to be honest.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: What does that mean? You, you supplied ammo?
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: Uh, yeah. And bombs and missiles and all this.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, hell yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: Test it, store it, send it to the flying line.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: So what was your first set? Like, bombs? Because, I mean,
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: that's what you have to relate. The army, the military. So, like,
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: what were you? Because that's, I mean, my first set
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: I did, I was.
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: I think my first set was more about culture shock.
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: Coming from the South and all that. And the military
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: kind of environment into California and Sacramento.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: Because Sacramento is very left, you know. And I think
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: it was more about being a fish out of water.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: And I was kind of.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: I've learned to love it. I love it.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: I'd love it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: Absolutely. But it was definitely a culture shock.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Where were you stationed?
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: Las Vegas and England.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: How are the Brits?
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: I had a great time. My name is Jessica Blair Wellington.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: So that's your hometown.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: You're with your people.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: My name was everywhere. Wellington was everywhere. The weather sucked,
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: but other than that, England was fun.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Bangers and mash?
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the food sucks too, though.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You ever go back and do stand-up over there?
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: I haven't.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think, yeah, I feel like you'd love it.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: I think it'd be different.
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: I know Yoshi says you should do it because he
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: always does Edinburgh.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Yoshi's crazy, right? Can everyone agree Yoshi's fucking nuts? One
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: of the craziest episodes we fucking have.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: He asked me like, oh, where's Yoshi? He's like, I
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: don't know, testing?
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: He is. No, he had to go this morning at
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: like four in the morning. He drove down with me yesterday.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was saying it's like a, 13-week program or something.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good for 13-week. Yeah. That's wild, man.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: And he has to come back to LA and just
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: get shots and then hope he's normal.
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just monitor him.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Isn't that crazy?
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: That's nuts, bro.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: What a way to live.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of loot, though.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I didn't think, when he said the numbers, I was like, oh,
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: I understand. If you're that down on the dumps, you're the, yeah.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, but he made a career, bro. He's not
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: even down on it.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: He made a.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Fucking career out of this shit. He did three.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: He does like three to five a year. That's a lot.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: He's just attracted to places where people have been hurt
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: or died. So he's like, I'll go to this testing facility.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: For sure people have died in here. He's like, the
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: energy in here is perfect.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I'll be honest, if more people knew about it, I
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: think more people would do it. A lot of people
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: hate their jobs and their lives. Yeah, bro, 100% a
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: lot of Mexicans, a lot of legal would be down.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: No, but you have to be sober. You have to
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: be completely sober.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, but I mean, you got to be sober
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: to have a fucking job, technically, in the beginning. Not really. Yeah, well,
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to say, at least for a little bit.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I guess in America, in Canada, nobody gets drug tested.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, you get drug tested here all the time?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Every job, everybody in here, they get drug tested.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, they stop now because of the weed. But, fool,
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: you used to get drug tested to work at fucking
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: a restaurant. Yeah.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: America's wild.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: But that's why you used to get your orders right before. Now,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Straight up.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I was like, the moment they stopped testing for all
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: this shit, the quality of everything went down. I was like,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: before you went into a store, Home Depot, I was like,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: a motherfucker would tell you how to install a fucking
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: toilet right then and there.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: I was like, bro, you going to a Home Depot?
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: These motherfuckers don't even know what a toilet.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Is, bro. They're hitting the blinkies. Yeah, they're just like, what?
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: They're hitting the vapor pens that they can hit.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: They're not hitting the blinkies on the floor, dog.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Not on the floor, but in the bathroom, bro.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: They're on drugs.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: They're on opiates.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: They're on fucking.
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: I do DoorDash, you know, and I did it in Florida.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: I did it here in Sacramento. I find it.
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: They're way happier in Sacramento because they're making $ 20 an
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: hour at a fast food joint and they can smoke.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: What's the minimum wage here?
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: $ 20.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: $ 20 statewide, bro.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: For fast food, yeah.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: $ 20?
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: When they're making $ 14 in Florida and they were just crabby.
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: It sucked. I'd try to get the orders and all
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: and they'd give you the attitude.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I find the customer service at fast food restaurants in
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: general in America is better than Canada. Just so you
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: guys have a It's just trash everywhere I go in here.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: It's just bad. Especially, like, I don't know, you go
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: to McDonald's in Toronto and shit.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: I thought in Canada they're supposed to be super nice.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, I don't know.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: People are just fucking, no one wants to, no one's
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: happy at a fucking fast food joint like you're saying.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I feel like you should be able to tip out.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: That's not a career type job, bro.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: That should only be a career for, like, a young person.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: But I feel like in America they take customer service
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: more seriously.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: That's the reason foods end up getting mad, bro. Like,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: when foods are stuck at McDonald's, it's like, you were
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: supposed to quit when you were 18. You're supposed to, like,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Do something else.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: There's no jobs for those people anyway. That's the thing, bro.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: You're at McDonald's and you're in college. You get this
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: degree and you're like, oh yeah, I'm going to be
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: here for five, six years. You finally get that degree
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: and there's no jobs for you? Now you're the manager
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: at fucking McDonald's with a college degree. and everyone's like
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: you're a nitty i was like no i'm really not
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: i got a college degree and there's no and you
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: feel for them bro yeah like and you don't know
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: what to do and that's just part of like also
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: you shouldn't have gone for social studies there's a lot
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: of degrees that i know my homies got that at
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: the end of the day you you would have got
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: a real degree one of the non-communications yeah like a
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: real degree yeah we always tell him we always tell
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: him but he does it at least he is on
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: the mic so be like yo you got it done.
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: You are working in the business that you know my.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Sister got communication so you fucking ended up going back
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: to school and become a lawyer and that's the one
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: where like you we looked at her i was like
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: there you go you got it You got it.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: I only have.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Three years of Chicano studies. Yeah, he did Chicano studies.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: He knows all about burritos and tacos. Yeah, he figured
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: it out. He's been here for LA for long enough.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: He knows Chicano studies.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Different kind of salsas. There's a green one and a
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: red one.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: When do you put the green one? He knows when.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: On the pork, I believe.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: I like it on the beef.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: Al Pastor? How do you say it? Al Pastor?
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: He's from Chicano Studies. How you're saying it is fine
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: for how you look. An Al Pastor.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: Al Pastor.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: I actually had an Al Pastor California burrito yesterday. God damn,
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: that shit was good.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: That does sound good. You have pineapples?
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Nice. I like it when they put the pineapples in it.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: And the fucking fries inside the burrito were crunchy as fuck.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's where it's at. Bruh.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: You can't... See? In-N-Out fries can never do that.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't. They have no crunch.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: They cannot accomplish that.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: You just got to ask for them to be well done, bro.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: That's what I do.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: They should be well done. McCain Extra Crispy.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: That's where it's at.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I always modify my order whenever I go to In-N-Out, bro.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I always add chopped peppers in the burger, dog. I
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: always put mustard in there.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but then you have to know some secret thing.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: No, you just fucking ask them.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: And then you just tell them, like, oh, the fries,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: can you make them well done? And then they come
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: out super hard and, like, crispy.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: And just, they're bomb. It tastes like chips.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I don't really like to have it like that. But
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think In-N-Out's cool.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Also, man, let's not forget, the reason In-N-Out's good is
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: because it's honestly one of the cheapest. You go to
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: have it, you go to Five Guys, you're looking at
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: a $ 20 burger. You go to In-N-Out, it's under $ 15
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: for the whole fucking deal.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Hey, you know what still slaps?
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: My Whopper, baby. Yep.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Bro, I added a pepper, a slice of pepper jack
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: cheese on the Whopper instead of the American yellow dog.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Fucking game changer.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: They used to be fat. I'm telling you. They used
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: to be fat. I know these folks have been on
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: top of their shit, but they used to be fat.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Whoppers are delicious.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: I just like food.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: I get a double Whopper. I take out the tomato,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: and I say, easy on the ketchup.
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: Take off the tomato and no ketchup?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no tomato. Easy on the ketchup. I want it,
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: but easy on it.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: And with cheese.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: And I make it a double.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Is it open?
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: I like the little chopped onions at McDonald's.
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: When they chop them up real tiny, you know, like that.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: It's just unfortunate they use humans in their meat. But
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: it's delicious.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: It's adrenochrome. It's okay.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: It's just unfortunate.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: It's a little bit of adrenochrome. You got the cows
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: hanging there ready to be butchered. It's opening? Was that
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: a real thing? Was that a real thing? You guys
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: remember King of the Hill? Where he orders that, I
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: want that cow. Is that a thing in Texas? I
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: know you do that with lobsters.
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: I bet there is a place.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: That'd be nuts if you could pick the cow you
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: want to get. That'd be nuts.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of cow just for one person.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Unless you're going to get the whole thing packaged in
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: King of the Hill.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: You can fill your freezer.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: But even if it's not real, is there still a
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: restaurant where cows are just all around the fucking restaurant?
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Just smelling the beef, wishing they could have some of that.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Smelling the shit. More like the shit.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Like a lobster in a tank kind of thing.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because in Kick of the Hill they had it.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: I know it's a cartoon, but I was like, Texas
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: goes all out. I know there's a restaurant where this
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: rancher's got his cows just roaming around, bro.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: You know, in Canada I went to this restaurant. It
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: was a seafood restaurant where the lobster, where you get
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: the lobster and they give you all the different types
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: of lobster things. But all the walls are covered with
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: tanks of lobsters. So as you're eating all these, there's
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: hundreds of tables to this Chinese restaurant. And as you're
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: eating all this lobster, there's tanks of lobsters watching you.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Eat the lobster.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: It's one of the most, when you start thinking about it,
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: you're like, this is fucked up.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: This is fucked up.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: They're all just waiting to die, watching people come in
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: and just eat their brothers and shit.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: They're like, holy fuck. And some guy's like, I want
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: that one. And you come out, you hold it before
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: they kill it. It's crazy.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: And you're like, no, don't die to this guy, right?
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Just so high.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Eating the lobster.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: I'm like, they're watching me. And there's a guy, they're like,
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I hope he picks me because the rest of these
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: fools suck.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh my god.
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: I trained heifers.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: I know that's a horrible sentence. Yeah, she does sound
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: like a pimp. I trained heifers on sloth land.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: In school, I did, for 4-H. I did the fairs
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: and all.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that?
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: 4-H is a club for kids and agriculture.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Because I was in Texas. I don't know where. I
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: was in Oklahoma with Sam one time, and there was
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: this whole convention of these young people called home of
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: america or farmers of america or something like that and
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: it was a big deal like these and you these
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: kids look smart as fuck and they didn't look like
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: no no like farmer from like uh nor like some
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: they look legit they look like very smart farming is
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: big business yeah that's what i started asking those kids
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: and the people there i was like what's what's this
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: he's like what's the convention for farmers i'm like how
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: big is this he's like bro you eat off of
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: this shit yeah and i was like oh fuck they
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: got kids going to school and then like figuring out
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: like Husband tree, yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Someone's got to take over the farm.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: For real? I mean, you don't think about it because
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: we all live in L.A., and that's not a career
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: that everyone even mentions.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: Even thinks about, yeah. But you can do it. There's
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: a guy, yeah, you can go out and work with cows,
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: dairy cows.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Agriculture and shit. Is it fun? Do you like it?
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: I had fun with it, and I delivered a pig
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: once with my brother.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: It was turned around backwards. He worked at a pig farm,
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: and I had to go in for it.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: That was cool. I thought that was awesome. And pulled
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: it out by its legs.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: So you went into a.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Into a pig.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: You went to a pig pussy.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: What? She did.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: She put her hand in it.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: You delivered a pig.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: You fisted a pig. No, no. I did. You did
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: train some heifers.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Did that change your perspective on anything? That sounds like
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: that's crazy. I don't know.
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: I was young. I was like nine, maybe.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. When you did that? Mm-hmm. Damn. Damn.
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: I thought it was cool bringing life into it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: No, that's not badass. Yeah.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: We're just city boys and we're like, ugh.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: I got to kneel in the dirt first.
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: Could you imagine getting like one of the cows when
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: you have to end up like elbow deep in there?
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: I've seen that video where they're like.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Some cow bussy.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the fools that do it with the cows, they
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: literally get shoved to their shoulders. So that's because it
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: can't push it out on its own that you guys
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: went in.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: There and did it?
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: Right, because it was breech.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, like the biblical cord was tied around its neck?
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: No, it's coming out heat first. And I guess if
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: you don't get it out quick enough, then it can.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: It'll suffocate.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It'll probably kill the mother as well. Mm-hmm. Damn.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Did you ever tip a cow?
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: No.
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: I've never done that.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's real. I don't think that's real.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: No, it is real.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: No, it's not real, bro. It's true.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: No, actually, my boy has a joke, you're right, where
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: he goes, he punched, he used to live on a farm,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: and he talks shit about people who tip cows, because
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: he goes, he punched a cow once and broke his arm.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Broke his wrist because he punched it.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: They're fucking huge.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't, I mean, they're asleep, bro. Maybe he's
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: just a bitch.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Six guys could come tip a cow.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it would take several.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: You know how fucking, you would break its leg. No. Yes,
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: you would break its leg. It's sleeping, and it would
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: land on its, it would probably break its leg.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: No, it would just.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: The weight of that bitch. It has muscle and shit.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wouldn't break its leg.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: If it's sleeping and you push it over and it
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: doesn't know to react, you can maybe break its... I
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: really do think you would break its leg.
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: I think they would just probably end up on their belly.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: I think they'd just wake up. That's another thing. I
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: don't think you could get up to it without noticing
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: you're coming up to it.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: It would move pretty loud and then you'd probably get
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: jumped by its fucking cow friends.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: We have the internet. Why the fuck are we arguing bullshit?
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: Look that up, please.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Please, Rick.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: You do us a favor. I always wanted to say,
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: this sounded like a very Rogan.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Hey, Jamie.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: You got to just be like, I mean, it's not
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: an easy thing to do, but you got to be
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: able to push hundreds of pounds.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: It's not typically break from a push.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: So it says, go ahead.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: No, a cow's leg would not typically break from a push.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: Most because real world cow tipping is an urban legend
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: that is practically impossible to pull off.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I told you that's like, there you go.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: Why is it not possible? Weight and physics. And the
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: dog cow weighs between 800 to 2,400 pounds. Studies show
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: it would take at least four to five people applying
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: over 3,000 newtons of force.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Xavier. It's like two linebackers.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: If you believe in science. To push one.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Over if that's on a curved earth right on a
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: flat earth it's a little different right.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: A hundred percent on a flower sheet you tip it
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: over and.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: It breaks its leg i'm telling you i've seen it
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: the government doesn't want you to tip the cows because
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: if you tip the cows you'll know the truth about
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: the pyramids.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Yes how long how long have you been a door
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: woman at the.
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: Store I'm not working at the store now. I'm at
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: the Comedy Spot in Sacramento.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, at the Comedy Spot. And you're the first door
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: woman there?
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: No.
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: I was the first door woman at the Comedy Store.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Comedy store, comedy store. And then, how long did you
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: do that for? How long did you do that for?
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: Eight years or something.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: We never once ran into her. During the Rogan, during
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: like the Rogan week.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: How did it feel to be the first woman? Did
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: you have to go through like the shit, like, you know,
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: like Amelia Earhart shit or whatever?
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: Well, I just, I kept hanging out and I kept
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: hanging out there and.
• 49:37
  Speaker 7: I remember, because I know Fury from Sacramento. And I
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: was like, dude, help me out, because he was the
• 49:41
  Speaker 7: door guy at the time.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: He's killing it, too.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's doing so good. I was like, help me out.
• 49:46
  Speaker 7: Get me in the club, dude. And he's like, I
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: don't know what to tell you. They don't hire women
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: for the door. And I was like, okay, well, we'll see.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Fuck yeah. That sounds like someone that gave
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: birth to a pig. Fuck yeah. I ain't gonna get
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: no to that.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: I put my fist deep in a pig. I put
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: my fist deep in this club.
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: But yeah, I just kept hanging out and doing the
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: mics and trying to get better.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah.
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: That's all it's about. I love comedy so much. I really,
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: I missed it.
• 50:21
  Speaker 7: I guess I'm just getting, this is the first podcast
• 50:23
  Speaker 7: I've done since I was helping down in Florida, helping
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: my grandma.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: How long were you there for?
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: About two years.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: And you weren't doing comedy out there at all?
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: I did a few bar shows, but it just wasn't
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: the same. And it took, there was no clubs nearby.
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: So now I ended up just.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: People claim in Florida's got a comedy scene. You would
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: say no.
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: I guess if you know, if you're in Tampa or
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: Orlando or something like that, then it's different.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Then there's more.
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you're Miami. There's going to be a lot
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: more clubs and stuff. Yeah, but not in.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Sam's trying to leave, and that's one of the ones
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: he mentions. He's trying to leave California? He's been trying
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: to leave California. I love him, but yeah.
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: I hate that.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: Would Sam even like Florida, though?
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: He hates California so bad. That's his thing. It's not
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: even anywhere else. It's not here. Yeah. That's it, dog.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: And then he's got his whole Baymama situation. There's a
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: lot behind moving, but he claims, I mean, he says
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: it on the pod all the time, but he says
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Florida is one of them. Nashville, Arizona, Nevada, and Texas
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: pretty much are the only ones he mentioned, but I've
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: been saying this all of COVID.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know if.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: I can move to Texas.
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: I like the desert.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: I like the desert too. Yeah.
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: Arizona would be cool.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Living in the desert just feels like too, it's too,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: it feels too meth-y. When I go to Joshua Tree
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: and we hang out and we get a cabin out
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: there and you just walk around and shit and you're like,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: you'll just see a random fridge in the middle of
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: the desert and you're like, this just feels like people
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: grew up doing meth here in high school. They do.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: People that live on that federal land. Yeah, it's not
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: a vibe. You know why? Because it's hard To cook
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: meth in cities. So they go in the desert and
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: it stays in the desert. You don't want to live there. Riverside,
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: the high desert. It's nice to visit. It's known.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: But you don't want to go live there.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but people end up there. That's what I mean.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: That's why it's there. And that's why it makes. And
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: you can cook. I mean, you've seen Breaking Bad. You
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: can cook meth in an RV.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: And if you blow up, you're not going to hurt
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: your neighbor.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And that smells. It smells. It smells to the smell, too.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: It's like your neighbor. It smells like chemicals. They start
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: calling the cops on you. You know, there's meth there.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: I don't like it. I feel like there's a lot of,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's, it's just a vibe. It's very gothy.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: I agree with you.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? The vibe is like the guys,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: you ever seen Martin Rizzo does those videos where he's
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: that dancing guy? Like everybody I feel like walks around
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: with that kind of hair, like the Justin Bieber Latino hair.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: But you got to give it to the homeless.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about?
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: Like the email guy?
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you got to give it to
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: the homeless that live in the desert though. That's a
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: rough life. When I see a homeless, they got that
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: beef jerky skin.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: The Vegas homeless?
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, the Vegas homeless. They're a whole different breed, bro.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: They live in the tunnels. I don't know who's tougher.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Them or the ones that live in like Chicago in
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: the winter.
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: In the winter.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like East Coast Toronto homeless. Yo, it makes me
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: see other homeless in my life. Respect to the Canadian homeless.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: They're so sick, dude. They fucking put in work. I
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: was watching... In L.A., I saw a homeless guy walking
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: around with a blanket over his shoulder. I'm like, what
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: a fucking bum.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: What a fucking bum.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Our homeless guys in Canada, they're wearing shorts and the
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: winter dog, no T-shirt, one glove. You know what I mean?
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Just fucking killing it.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: A little meth in.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: Here or not?
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:33
  Speaker 7: There's a lot of heroin there, though, isn't it? Like
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: in Quebec or some of the city areas.
• 53:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, 100%.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: A lot of fentanyl.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: Because Ontario is one of the biggest fentanyl producers in
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: the world.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Huge port, yeah. Wow. The biggest what? Fentanyl. Fentanyl producers
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: in the world. Oh, really?
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Look up the honey. That's pharmaceutical?
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Just fentanyl. There's a famous murder, the Sherman murders, the
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: couple who owns that company.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: They're super rich, wealthy, affluent people.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: And they woke up. They were found in their house,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: tied up to their chairs, and murdered. And no one
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: knows who did it. And it was like some fucking.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Was this like Luigi Mangimoni type of bullshit?
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: We don't know. They don't know what it is.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: I tried. I tried. I tried. Leave me alone. Y'all
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: knew what I meant.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Keep it going.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Keep it going, you fucking assholes. It was not that funny, right?
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: I dropped the fucking art. Yeah, you heard him? Is
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: that Luigi Macaroni? Yeah.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, we can go eat after if you want.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Luigi Macaroni. You didn't even.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Say Luigi right. I got that part right.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Fuck you. I got that part right. I'm not going
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: to let you take that one from me.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: I got Luigi right.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: You know, like Liguini Macaroni. But was it a murder
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: like that? They think it's someone that had to do
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: that kill?
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know. They woke up in their house,
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: tied up to their chairs, but no sign of breaking
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: or entry. You know what I mean? Everything was like...
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: I think it was someone who wanted revenge for probably
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: killing all these people. Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Did you see the... You guys go down that stupid
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Netflix Monsters....
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Emily Borden.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Emily Borden.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Rick Diaz is staying at my house and he's watching it.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: And I was like, man, it's too old British talking
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: for me. Yeah, I haven't seen it. I wasn't into it.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: You know how they're doing like all the... Who the
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: other ones they did?
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: The Ed.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: They did... All the Mercy. Yeah, they got a Mercy.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: So now they finally.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: They picked a female.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: I guess her name was Borden something and she killed
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: like her parents in her house with an axe. and
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: all this, but if you go down the rabbit hole.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: She's innocent.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They claim she was innocent. The court
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: said she's innocent. Netflix is telling you this bitch ain't.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: That's fucked up, bro. A woman over here literally got
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: away with.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about that? The Clancy case. Is
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: she innocent, or is she guilty?
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know. The last girl we had said full-on innocent,
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: like the husband did it. Yeah, we were like, yo!
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is some delusional shit right now.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: She's guilty.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Apparently, I just read an article today. Her kid, one
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: of the ones that she strangled, didn't even die right away.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: He died hours after.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: And at any point, did she ask about the kids?
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Damn. That's horrible. Yeah, she's nuts, bro. Bitch guilty, man. Yeah,
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: she's crazy.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Bitch guilty. Yeah.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: It's going to go to court again, probably. That shit's nuts.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, the fucked up part is she's on suicide
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: watch because she doesn't even want to live. Would you
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: want to live anyways?
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: Right after your family's gone.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: After everyone knows that, too.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: Why not just leave the kids alone, bro, and just
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: fuck your own life up?
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: I was like, why'd you have to drown those little fools?
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: She should get made. She's one of those people who
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: are like, yo, you also, even if you didn't do it,
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: but you want to die, let's get it done.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: If she did it, it's probably because she wanted to
• 56:52
  Speaker 7: hurt him more than anything else.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: That's why.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's relationships like that where they go after the kid.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, there's some crazy-ass shit, bro.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I was watching this one thing where I was just like, damn,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: this crazy-ass bitch killed this dude's dog.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: It's because, like, she let her know, like, oh, like, bitch, like,
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: don't ever fucking, like, to.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Prove a point type of shit. And I was just like, dude,
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: that's wild. That's still a felony. I don't know if
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: you do time for that.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Killing a dog?
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you do time time.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: You should. Do you?
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do now.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: You do now? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: I bet in California.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: You should. I'm not defending you. No, in California, you
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: fucking sure do. I could see someone punishing someone by
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: hurting their dog knowing that. Worst case scenario, I'll get
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: a felony. You know, like in their fucking back of
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: the head mentality. Worst case scenario, fool, a felony is
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: a felony, bro. I know, but bitches are crazy, bro.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: People are crazy. Not even bitches. Men are crazy. People
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: in relationships are crazy, bro. All I'm saying is like.
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: Some people just enjoy being criminals. Like, they like that lifestyle.
• 57:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah. You know?
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: Maybe.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Don't. Don't.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Uh let's get into the soup oh no is it
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: do we have we have actually want to remind you
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: guys uh that there is two super chat giveaways going
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: on all you guys got to do is uh enter
• 57:59
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• 58:01
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• 58:04
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• 58:07
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• 58:10
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• 58:12
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• 58:15
  Speaker 3: So what how long have you been working at this new.
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: Spot Um, well, I started there. So I was there
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: for four years and I just came back. I just
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: moved back.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Okay. So you, okay.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: So you went to, you went to Florida and then, uh,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: you're coming back. Well, you came back here.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: How long?
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: I'm living in Sacramento now.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: How's the new comedy spot?
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: I mean, that's where I have the tattoo.
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: That's where I, uh, that's where I started.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, so you went back to when you started out. Okay.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: The original stomping grounds. So I like it.
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm trying to get back into improv. I
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: want to do, I haven't done it since I.O.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: Closed, I.O.
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: West, and I miss it.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: What's that? Improv. Actual improv? Oh, yeah.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Like where you just bust out random characters?
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Yes and. You just yes and whatever comes your way.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: It's way harder than you think.
• 59:05
  Speaker 8: Act like a chicken you act like a chicken you've
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: yeah you've you've I mean you've I don't know if
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: you guys done it but you guys done comedy on
• 59:10
  Speaker 8: the spot 9-11 on the plane oh yeah with Jeremiah
• 59:14
  Speaker 8: with Jeremiah Watkins it's like comedy on the spot that
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: shit's harder than you think that shit's fucking hard like
• 59:17
  Speaker 8: I've never done.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: It but I'm just you gotta be quick on the
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: you gotta be quick with the trigger But it's good.
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: I feel like it's good for writing and all that because,
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: you know, if you come up with a scene that
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: just comes up organically and then.
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: You're like, oh, that was funny. That was a funny
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: joke in there. I'm going to pull that out.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: You're so confident with it already because you're like, oh,
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: this shit already got a laugh at it. Yeah. All right.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: That's a great.
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: Remember Michael Scott when he did improv in the office?
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: He's always pulling out a gun.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: With the gun, dude.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Dude, every time he just whips.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Out a gun. Something I would do.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: You're pulling out a real one.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: It has to be realistic, dude. Yeah, he would put
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: out a real one, yeah. How else am I going
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: to get you in a character? Do you think they
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: can bring back Whose Line Is It Anyways?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: I think so. That's short form improv. I'm not good
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: at that.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you got to be really quick for that.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit looks hard, yeah. but you think you
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: think there could be a show like that because it
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: was a banger back in the day it was great and.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: They just call it mockery yeah you.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Don't see it anymore i mean because there's so much
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: fucking content but do you think you think as someone
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: who does something like that you think they could find
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: a way to do it because sam just did a
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: show with his old homies that was improv i'm not
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: a guy but his homies do it and he participated
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: in it and he said he came back he was like.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: Dude it was fun I used to do this show.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: I did it at the store for a little while.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: I called it Comedy Pileup. And what we did was
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: have stand-ups go and do a quick set, you know,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: 10 minutes or whatever, 8 minutes. And then we would
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: have improvisers improvise off their set.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: And they would be inspired. Their scenes would be inspired
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: by that. And that was really fun, too. I mean,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: that's a great way to mix it.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: That is cool. Yeah, I like when the Comedy Store
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: has different things like that. other than just stand-up. They
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: have a dating show. I did the dating show with
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: R-Most and Kim Conant. That was cool.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Did you end up getting a date? Nah, bro.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Why? I did tell him my jokes that were talking
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: shit on women, and obviously, if you're not dating, don't
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: do that. I kind of learned the hard way. She
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: was like, I kind of like his voice and everything,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: but his jokes ain't going to get my pussy wet.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, man. But she was a
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: stripper porn star only, so at the end of the day,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know if I want to win. Yeah,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: it was more part of the show. You're safer. Yeah,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: I was safer. Next thing you know, I got a
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: kid with some OnlyFans chick.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: You got kids with her?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: You leap that quick?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: No, I was like, damn, bro.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: She's going to let me hit the frame. If I win,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: she's going to let me hit. She's an OnlyFans chick. Yeah.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, I just got to make sure I
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: pull out. And then what if I have time and
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: it doesn't work out? Now I got some OnlyFans.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: The only thing I got to do is make sure
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: I pull out.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: This is how I talk to ChatGPT. You see this?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: I talk to ChatGPT exactly like this. What if and
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: what if so, but what if? Do you have kids? No.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Thank God.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: None of us have kids. Flo don't got kids either.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: We're all good right here. Like having fun.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, right?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Do you have kids?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: That was one thing getting out of Florida, too. There's
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: just so many children around all the time. When you
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: live in L.A., yeah.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, I'm over it. I'm like, fuck,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: it's loud over here, dog.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Was bath salts a real big thing out there?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: Uh, I don't know.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: I know that guy died or whatever doing bath salts.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: The face eater?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the face eater.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: I was just like, it's that one thing. You see
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: it once, you just.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: How bad would you get an idiot? Like, I tell you,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: it's a dab and I put a little bath salt
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: in there for you.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: I'll eat your face first. I think everyone in here
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: would eat his face first if you're eating anyone's face.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: This one's for the microwave.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, would you try bath salts in the evening?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: I would take a bath with a bath salt.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: You know, like hallucinogens, mushrooms, that scares me for some reason.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Acid is fun.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: I love mushrooms and acid.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: He loves that shit.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: I've heard great things.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're fun. Tell her how much you ate your
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: first mushroom trip. Nuts. I heard that on your other podcast. Seven?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: Seven grams.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: First time ever. Seven grams. Up the ass. First time ever.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: Sat on it. I balled it up and I sat
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: You did seven grams?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: How many are you supposed to do?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Well, you're supposed to do, you're supposed
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: to do like a heroic dose, what they consider a
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: heroic dose to like to talk to God.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: It's 3.5.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: We didn't know. Not your first time.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: You get to 3.5.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: You feel that to that.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: He went straight seven.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: He didn't know. He didn't even know. It was a
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: bunch of us. We just wanted, we just got a
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: bag of mushrooms and then we all put seven grams
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: in peanut butter sandwiches.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Which is crazy because seven grams still looks like a
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: lot to do of something you don't know what it
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: will do to you of.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Like, that's how I know you're kind of.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Dumb, Dom. We did our research.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: That's how I know you're kind of dumb.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: We did our research.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Because, like, I can look at anything and be like, yo,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: that looks.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Like a lot. I don't know.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: I'll do something.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 7: This is what manipulating chat GPT gets you right here.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: No, but I was 17, so this was a long
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: time ago. 17 years ago. You know, you hear about
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: all these stories. I heard of. You hear about all
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: these stories about what you're supposed to do when you're
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: on mushrooms or what mushrooms are going to be like.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: You would poison your stomach. It wasn't available like all this.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Imagine you would have poisoned your stomach. That's what it is.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: I know, but I'm saying he does too much.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: Did you have a good trip?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it changed my life. You came? It was the
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: best thing that ever happened to me. I'm still on
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: that trip. I'm here because of that.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: What changed for you that you were just like, you
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: know what?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: My whole belief system went upside down.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: I was raised as a Hindu in my house.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Just like, I didn't really practice, but you know, just
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: believing in all that shit and religion and just whatever.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: And I was, like I was naive, like I was
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: telling this guy, I just believe that everything that the
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: world is doing, like the government, our people around us,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: our parents.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: Had best intentions.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: Best intentions for us. I always thought that why would
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: they not, you know? And then when I was tripping
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: on mushrooms, it was like my whole life flipped upside down.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it just made me question everything I've ever
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: believed in and try to answer it from an honest,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: innocent place and I didn't have answers for anything and
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: it just, broke my belief system, man. You know?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: And then you just have to.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: Life changing.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: You should go on Rogan's and tell this story, Don. Yeah, maybe.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: One day, bro.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, what happened to that guy? No, were you
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: in fetal position? At some point. At some point, because
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: I've been in fetal position.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: We were in this.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: Did you cry?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I cried.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: We were in this park and it was like a beach.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: Fucking bitch.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: It was like 30 degrees. It was a beautiful, hot,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: sunny day and then at a certain point, we all
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: had kind of just found our own parts. I was
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: sitting on a tree. I was sitting on this tree
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: branch connected to a tree that was just over the
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: sand where my feet were just in the water. It
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: was fucking, the sun was, it was one of the
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: most beautiful things. And I was just, man, I was
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: just started thinking about every person in my life, you know,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: my family and, you know, how much everything, how much
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: everybody meant and how much like, I don't know. It
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: was just crazy, man. It was just, just a lot
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: of reflection, everything. It just, I'm still on, I'm still
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: on the path I am because of that trip. You
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Yeah.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: It's fucking changed my life.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: That's life-changing for sure. Yeah, for sure. So religion for
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: you is no?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: No, it's not that it's no. I'm not a religious person.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: I give every religion a chance. I'll read about all
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: I'm spiritual. I believe in whatever this God, I call
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: it the universe.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: There's something going on.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: There has to be.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: There's no way.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: So it opened your mind up to just other possibilities
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: in general.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Just everything. It just made me realize that I don't know.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: We don't know.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Man, I don't know. And I don't know anything. And that's,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: That's okay. You don't have to know anything. You don't
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: have to know everything.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: But everyone walks around like they know everything all the time.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: And that's what part of me growing up was like, yo, I.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Can't wait to grow up so I can know. I
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: can figure this out.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Everyone must know. Look at them just walking around. They know.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Your dad's all drunk.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: And then you're like, oh, shit.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: I'm 34.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know yet.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Whose dad is walking around all drunk as fuck. He's like,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: my dad must know.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: He's like, he knows life is like onion. Everybody knows.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: Red Eye. What's up, dog?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Red Eye's in the building with the coffee.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: Oh, thank you.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: October. What is it? He's on? Yeah, bring me.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, that's yours.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want one of those.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: Here, thank you.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's our coffee sponsor. Oh, nice. October 13th, a
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Sunday now. Oh, it's the 11th, fool.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, the 11th?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, tell them, because it's the change day, and
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Red Eyes is in the building, and might as well
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: promote it.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, first of all, we got to shout out
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Red Eyes Coffee LA. Make sure you guys follow Red
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Eyes Coffee LA. My boy's out here, started his own
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: coffee brand. He's out there doing, like, a pop-up service, and, hey, man,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: we're going to definitely showcase it on October 11th at
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Correa's Mariscos. We're going to have, like, from 9 to...
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: 9 to 3 o'clock. We're going to have multiple vendors there.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: They're all going to be different. And he's going to
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: be having the coffee going all day. Coreaz is going
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: to have their breakfast menu and their lunch menu. And
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have my booth there. These guys are
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: going to be at my booth. Tommy's going to have
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: a booth as well. Different vendors. So make sure you
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: guys stop by and shop. It's going to be for
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: like brunch hours, you know?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Swami style. Early in the morning, come kick it.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Come buy some Thrift Stop merch. Toppy will be there.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Everyone's going to be there.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Pull up. And it's free. Yeah, free.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: Make sure you guys pull up.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, X might have some mega patoos.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: We'll talk about it. Be ready for some rosins. Yeah.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Let's get into the super chats because these people are
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: fucking rigging them in there. Salute to everybody that is
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: super chatting and good luck to you. Shout out to
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Hadar for blessing you guys with some new flavors.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Put it on your radar.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: Don't be a gaydar. First one.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Crenas.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: Say cheese.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Same team, dog.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Don't be a gaydar. Thank you, homie.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: But do have a gaydar, though.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: Smoke some haydar. You have a good gaydar?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: How accurate is it, though?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how good is your gaydar?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: No, I said you got to have a good gaydar.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I have.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: One or not.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: It just goes off whenever he looks at his dick.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: Is that how you measure a gaydar?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: That's one way to do it. Speedminion702, same team. We'll
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: check it.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Out after work. Thank you, homie. Leave a comment, please.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: A1berg714, been working my ass off and winning... This will
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: totally make my week.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Peace. Mama. Mama. Good luck to you, homie. I'm rooting
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: for you, actually. Good luck, dog.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Jose Murga.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Let's go. Let's go, baby. Thank you so much for
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: your super chat, dog.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: MkushGE, could you throw in Polak Penn for whatnot?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: If you won, yes. There it is. Next one.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: Albert McFly sends a thumbs up.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: Thumbs up, bro.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: Thumbs up back.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: The Terminator thumbs up. The end always makes me cry.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: He's not lying about that either. He loves that movie.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: He grew up on there. That shit was fucking sad, bro.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: Then Terminator.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: Terminator 2.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well Terminator 2.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: Where like, you know, like hard ass sensitive ass.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Like he has to fucking like leave because, you know,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: for the sake of like the future and shit like that.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: So he goes into the lava and then he and
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: then John's crying because that's like the closest thing he's
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: had to a father.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: And then it just hits. Yeah, that's rough. Eason gets
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: into movies. Like, when he's in the movie, he's in there.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: I feel like Eason would be a hit man, and
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: he would feel no remorse taking out a whole family.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: But when they made the movie about it, he would cry.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: He'd be like, damn.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this lifetime.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's me.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Movies. Damn, I did that.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: But the fool was going through so much. He didn't
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: feel it when he was going through it, but in
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: the movie.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: He's like. It was deep, dog. Next one.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Slick Rick. What's up, Slick Rick?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: He sends the fire emoji.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: It's hate or fire, baby.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Fire.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Fire. Fire. Same team, dawg. Thank you so much for
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: that super chat.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: Rodrigo Polanco, thank you for the super chat. Hollywood Terp Hogan,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: same team. I haven't hit that bong hit yet, sir.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: Same team.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: Sebastian Andres, same team. When are the glass tip holders dropping? Ooh.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: They will be uploaded today. Just put it on the wall.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know how that fucking came out.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: God damn.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: They will be dropping today. I'll be up there as well.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know if the Halloween burger is going to
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: be dropping today. I want to wait until these sell out.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: If you're trying to get the Puffco core holders.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: These are almost sold out. They come with a free
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: jar to break it in. And I also have the
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: espresso ones as well. But the ones that are going
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: to be on the website are going to be blue
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: because that's the original color. There's only a few of
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: them that are tan. But Bart's actually made a few mistake,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: like a few of these that were like smaller. So
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: whoever orders any of the coffee.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: Mugs, I'm going to throw in a Q-tip holder.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: That's for free.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: So you can actually just actually have a colder one.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: clean it up when you're done.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: That coffee thing looks tight, actually. Yeah, it looks sick. Yeah,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: it's pretty cool, right? Yeah. Especially if you take like
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: a morning dab, you're like, here's my coffee, to your lady,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: the fuck up. That's what she's telling me, shut up, boy,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: you didn't drink no coffee.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, make sure those will be on the website.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: A lot of new stuff going on the website. That's
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: why I put your email in there because I will
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: be sending out emails on all these different products.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for that super chat. Red Ice.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Red Ice Coffee LA. That's right.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: Sheesh.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: This is fucking crack, dog. This is how I stay off.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Cheers.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: Thank you for having me.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: This is how I stay off cocaine.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: Cold, please.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Whatever flavor. Whatever you got in there.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: It's good coffee.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is great coffee.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: Very boutique. His machine's super sick.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: Next one is from A1 Bird. Sends us the peach.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: That's an onion.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: Or onion. Look like a peach from here.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Life is like onion.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: Nitty would know what an onion is. Smells like that shit.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Come on, dog. City smells like one.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Mexicans love onions. Yeah, we do.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to lie. My mom cooks a lot
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: with onions. So we got you on the podcast, dog.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: So we got you on the podcast.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Remind you of home. Add a little flavor to it.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: A little bit of cilantro would be good.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just looking like a regular papusa.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 6: I love cilantro so much.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: It's fire.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, it should go on everything. Some people hate it, eh?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: It tastes like soap. I know, it sucks to them.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 6: Doesn't that suck for them?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: You think it tastes like soap?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: I know, some people do.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: No, I'm going to send you this thing of cilantro salt.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: This TikTok thing. Yeah, look at your face. Oh, yeah,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: it's fire, yeah. Cilantro salt? Cilantro salt. I'll just send
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: it to you. I'll send it to you, too.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Alex Castro. Nitty the type to
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: float at the aroma of Vergas.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: Smells like Verga in here.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: What's verga?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: Dick. Dick? This guy says it every week. He has
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: a new one for holidays full of loves dicks. It
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: just became a thing now. He gets you to say it.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: He comes up with some clever ones too. Clever as fuck.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: This guy's thinking about dicks all day, dog. And you. Exactly.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: It's not gay.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Not gay at all. It's a little fresca. Hey, same team, brother.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: No, no, not same team. No, no, not same team
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: on this one.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: All right, next one is from Rodrigo Polanco. Thank you
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: for the super chat. A1Berg, LMFAO at In-N-Out. You got
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: to get your lazy asses off and order inside. It's
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: way quicker.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Same to you.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Always inside.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: I never go through the drive-thru.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's way faster if you just get the fuck
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: out the car. Yeah, for real. Everything's faster, bro. If
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: you just get out and fucking.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Go order it. Yeah.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: Fuckers.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 6: But I know Chick-fil-A's got it down. Like, their line
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: moves fast.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: Chick-fil-A's good, too.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: Fuck. Chick-fil-A's smart because... Because they don't open on Sundays?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: I think it's smart because people always watch and then
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: they end up getting it on Monday anyways.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: It's because they respect the Lord.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 6: That is why.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That is why.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: It's God's.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: They wouldn't let the Verga guy order.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: You know what's funny? I don't know how true this is,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: but they're saying that Tyler Robinson, the guy that shot
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: Charlie Kirk, went to Chick-fil-A. And they're like, if he's
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: so pro-trans, you wouldn't go to Chick-fil-A.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: I don't know. The chicken's just so good.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: That's the problem. Yeah, yeah. But if you're going to
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: kill someone because of trans, I think you would skip
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: on the good chicken. Yeah, I think you'd be like, yo.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: See, you're underestimating how much higher flavor is on the
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: hierarchy of needs. Than your girlfriend? No, than your moral code.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: We all were so fat.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 6: Of course, food wins every time.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: Every time, dog.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: Taste wins.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 9: Damn.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: That was kind of good.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: I was tasting this coffee.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: See? Taste wins.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: He doesn't even care what we're talking about.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: He's drinking his coffee.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: He's got 210 people watching. He's like, fuck you guys.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: I'm drinking my coffee. That shit is fucking good. Shout
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: out to Red Eyes.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: He's fucking awake now. My eyes are wide open, dog.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: All right. Next one.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: All about the biz. Hashtag same team.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: Same team, dog. Salute to you, dog. Thank you for
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: that super chat. Good luck.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: The Pitch Putt and Puff Podcast. Same team. Glad I
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: caught the live. Hashtag NY Gringo.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: Gringo. Thank you so much, dog. That's one. If white
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: people got mad at any word, I think that would
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: be their N-word.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: Gringo.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: Why? I feel like that's like.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: What does gringo say?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: Because when Mexicans say something, they're like, pinche gringo. It's
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: the one we kind of use to like.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: What is gringo's exact translation?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. White guy.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: Is it actually?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: What would you say?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: White guy?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: It's worse than gabacho?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, gabacho's bad, too. Gabacho's pretty up there. Gabacho's up there, too.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: Gabacho's bad? Yeah. What does it actually mean, though?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: It's derogatory.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: It's just, what does the N-word mean? It's just what they... No,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: it does not mean what the N-word means. No, it's
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: what does it mean. It says no meaning. How do
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: you define it?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no meaning.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: It's just that white guy. It's a pinche gabacho. It
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: doesn't mean that fucking white guy. Gringo, too. Gringo, it doesn't.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: There has to be a thing that.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm sure there is, but I don't know. I'll
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: look it up and see. There is a fucking N-word.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: That means what Gabacho means. Dude, it's because you know
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: what's funny? My dad, so there was this, when we
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: were little, it was Fourth of July, we were at
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: Huntington Beach, and you know how dogs start running and
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: they get scared when fireworks start popping up? So Chihuahua ran,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: and my dad grabbed it, and we were at Huntington Beach.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: So he went, I was like, it's a white person's dog.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: So my dad called it gringo. And then some white
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: people would be like,¿ Cómo se llama mi dad? Gringo.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: And they would be like, yo, what the fuck? Oh,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: because we found this shit. You could tell they were just,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: they wouldn't even say nothing, but they were like, yeah, see?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: It's a Greek word. Here, read it, Nitty, because I'm
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: not going to read right now.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: The word gringo likely comes from the Spanish word griego,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: meaning Greek.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Used historically to describe a foreigner or someone speaking an
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: incomprehensible language. So it's not just white people. Gringo.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: It came from Greek.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: It just means anyone who's not us.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Every word came from Greek. No, it could come from Latin.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 6: What's the word for, like, white girl? Is way, way.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: A weta. You're talking about weta.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 7: I had a friend fernando used to he had a
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 7: little kid that was biracial and he would call her.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: That yeah but that's not that's not the oratory like
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: if i like oh it's kind of like the.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Way that means white girl yeah.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: Wow Next question? I don't know.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: I'm just waiting on y'all. A1 Berg, number one Salvadorian
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: Mexican Indian pod in the world. Que onda?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Que onda, fool? You already know.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: What it is. There is like 2% that for some
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: reason just shows up in India.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: Buddy, I'm telling you.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: It's a very small percentage. I'm out here.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: And I was like, who the fuck is watching this
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: shit in India?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: You're underestimating the nitty fans out there. I was kind
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: of sad. I was kind of sad.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: You went with Russell. On tour, I was telling Eason,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, we're going to have so many fucking
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: Indian subscribers on the podcast. Because Nitty's out there selling
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: shows out with Russell, bro. We're just going to see
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: a flux of fucking Indians. No, we got 2%. And
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: there's so many of you motherfuckers over there.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: 2% is pretty good.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: You went from 0% to 2%.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like 0.2.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: That's better than 0.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: We expected a lot of merch being sent to India, dude.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: I expect that he's going to be like, bro, they
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: make the merch, dude.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: They're just keeping the t-shirts there and selling it on
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: their own.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: They're scamming us. I was like, India is like, literally,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: they make a lot of shirts, dog. Next one.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Rodrigo Polanco. Sends us the super chat. Thanks, man.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: Tino Santos, shout out, we don't smoke the same. Yo,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: do you think Nitty would have been able to hang
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: with the OG Wolf Pack? powder rangers at the comedy
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: store back in the day even three plates was there.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: You weren't doing coke you were hanging around us nah.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: He would he would he would have thought it would
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: have been too much he would have been like you
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: guys are not doing nothing smoking bloods.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: Huh yeah she was there on the days where uh
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: before fentanyl got crazy and everybody was just coke at
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: the comedy.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 8: Store and it was just yeah on the floor dog
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 8: we did too That shit was crazy.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: How you could find a bag at the comedy store, dog.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: You gotta have somebody who's down to do it.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: You're like, alright, here you go.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: Try it. Yeah, you try first. Now it's all sketchy.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: Everyone's scared of everybody.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: So before Fentanyl, when it was laced, what was it
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: laced with?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: Nothing. Fucking laxatives to go take a shit.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: God forbid. yeah now you're.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Dying before it was before it was like before it
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: was like I gotta take a shit and I was
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: like I might fucking die you see there's a big
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: difference on the you might and if you die you're
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: taking a shit regardless if they would've cut it with
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: a little meth.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 6: You know they're just up all night I still think
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 6: there's a lot of people doing coke oh yeah yeah
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 6: they're just keeping it.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: On the low and they're just testing their shit I
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: still see it at the store all the time yeah
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: you see people passing bags walking back and forth yeah
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: yeah My bad, guys. Next one.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: That was pretty good, X. That was good improv right there, doc.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: You do coke when you become X-Ravier, right?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: X-Ravier.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: No, I actually just like, I like shrooms. Honestly, it's
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: just too much, like, even now. Him, Christian in the
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: chat room. No, Christian loves it.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Christian, get some help.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: Anytime you see Christian in the video, check his jaw.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: That's why he doesn't post selfie videos or pictures.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: Even in the pictures, you could tell. He has like
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: a donkey smile, dog. Hey, he super chats all the time.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: Let's be nice.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: A1 Berg, LMFAO, will robots stereotype? Hashtag same equipo, Southern California.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, dude. Yeah, they will. They will.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: Are they going to see him black and white or
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: in color? Because like some of us, you know what
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: I mean?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: They're probably going to hate Asians because they're the ones
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: that made them.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're right.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 7: You think they'll turn on their creator?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: They'll be the worst. They'll be scared of the agents.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: It'll be different. It won't be like how black people
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: get the short end of the stick now.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: It'll be different.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: I think yellow people will get the end of the
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: stick in their world.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: You know who will too? You guys, because you guys
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: scam people. Indians are the new Jews. We're coming for
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: all of you. We're going to trash every city. I
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: don't think the Jews won't like that either. I don't
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: think the Jews are going to hand it over to
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: you guys either. I don't think they're just going to... Oh,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: you guys do have Bollywood. You guys do have Bollywood.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: He might be onto something. You guys might be trying
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: to take over Hollywood.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: Is that why pollution's gone up?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: Yep. Because we're turning those little hats into big hats.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: They end up in the gaunt.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: LA River's getting dirty. Nitties is dumping trash. We're coming. Hey,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: what's up with you guys destroying Canada? He's going to
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: be posting videos of you guys just destroying Canada.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: This guy doesn't even love us. He doesn't even visit
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: us once, talk shit, and doesn't ever come back.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about Indians destroying Canada. I know.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: He can't talk shit until he came back.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about Indians destroying Canada.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: I know. But he doesn't love Canada. He never came back.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: He doesn't really care.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: He went to Japan. It was over. I know.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: He came twice.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: He saw Pokemon.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: It was all about Canada. They never came back for us.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: He saw a Pokemon card. He's like, what the fuck
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: am I going to Canada for? Motherfuckers never loved us.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: Oil-filled ape. Shout out from Texas. Same team.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: Same team.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: Dejas.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: Albert McFly. X to the 617. Let's go.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: Fuck you guys. I hate how I started that. Y'all
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: used that on me.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: You guys are assholes. I gave him that fucking term.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: Saúl R. Buenos días, Locostea players.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: Buenos dias, fool. Good morning.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Greñas. XG, spell pneumonia.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: Not even trying.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: Fuck you guys.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: I can't do that. I'm not even trying. Honestly, I'm
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: not even looking at it. I don't even know what
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: letter starts with a P, fool. Yeah, I was going
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: to say, it doesn't start with a P. Then it
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: has to have an H after that, right? Or an N.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: Keep going, dog. It doesn't have to have an H.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Keep going. Or an N. You said an N? Yeah,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: it's an N. This is all by muscle memory. This
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: is me trying to fix your last one, my son.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: That's what thinking is, dog. Thinking is muscle memory, bro. No,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: because someone would say spell it out. I can't. That
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: doesn't work out.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 6: I'm horrible.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate it when I went up to people like,
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: how do you spell that? Spell it out. I'm like,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: you don't think I fucking tried that before my dumb
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: ass came to you? And then you don't think I
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: tried my phone after? And then my phone was, hey,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: you're not even close. She was about to go, A-M-O-N.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: Ammonia?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: No, I've been.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: There, though. It sucks.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it sucks.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: It's sad. Where your phone's like, what do you want?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: I don't even know.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: I can't even guess. Go read a dictionary, then we'll
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: try the phone after that.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: Now you have to go to Google and type in
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: synonyms of that word. And then to see what it
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: finally shows, I'm like, that's what I was looking at.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: I was so close. And then I get mad at
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: my phone. I was like, I was close, dog. And
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: then I go on with my sentence. What's the next one, Ray?
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: Next one's from Rodrigo Polanco. Thank you for the super chat.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much, dog.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: Good luck. 420 AGA.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: Where's good cheap parking at BMO? Hashtag same two.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: Actually, I could tell you where you can get free parking.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: So, I mean, I don't know how feasible it's going
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: to be once these apartments are up and running completely.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: But right before.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: The entrance to the carpool lane and the fast track
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: is at, like, there's that street behind those apartments.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: If you show up, like, an hour or two early,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: you could get free parking there.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: And then past, like, getting near MLK, all those little streets,
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: you could definitely get free parking.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: And if you cruise around the streets, there's people selling
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: their spots. Yeah. They're $ 20, but they're not $ 55.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Because BMO Stadium will charge you $ 65 to park there.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: Trust, it sucks, bro. And once you're in line with
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: your kids... you're going to fucking do it. So before
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: you bite the bullet, go up and down the street. Yeah,
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: but that's when shit just starts getting... That's when you
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: just can't say no because now you got to go back.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: The game started. It's just too much. You just bite
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: the bullet there. Single, I can see single be like, nah,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: fuck that. I'm broke. I'm going to go try it again.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: But with the kids and the family, sometimes you're just like,
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: let's go.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: I literally sometimes will just go park by the soccer
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: field because sometimes I get lucky and get parking there
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: and then just walk.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: In the stadium.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: That's what I've done every time I've parked by the
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: soccer field.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you find parking in between.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: Someone's always leaving with their kid. And then you're like, ah, sorry,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: I'm taking this.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Next one.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 5: Next one is from C10J. Same team, homies.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: Same team, fool.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: Same team, fool.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: Texas Chainsaw Marla.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: Break.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: Super chatted. Same team.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: Same team, dog. Enjoy your break.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: Commander Roach.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: Arrow.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: No, he said harrow.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, harrow. He's trying to say harrow.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: Harrow.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: When Eason does the Asian accent. Hit him with a harrow.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: Harrow.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: That's what we did when Yoshi was here, dog. We did. Oh, yeah,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: we did, huh? Yeah, they made you do dog. Yeah,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: you did Trump, too.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: I forgot about that shit. He was pretty fond about
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: the fucking Asian accent, though.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: He was like, what the fuck?
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: You did it better than he could do it.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right?
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: Next one's from Rodrigo Polanco. You guys see any yellow
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: belly snakes at the beach?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: I don't go to the beach, so no. I haven't
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: been to the beach lately. Bart is the only one
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: that goes to the beach because he's losing weight again.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: You've seen a yellow belly? Flo stays at the beach
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: working out, but no, careful. Don't even touch those. They're beautiful,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: but I wouldn't even get near them. First of all,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: he's from Florida, bro. I'm pretty sure he knows how
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: to handle snakes. Yeah, I saved a shark.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: I pulled a shark back into the water like a
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: couple weeks ago.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: Florida man fucking activities, dog. We all looked at you like, what?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: Confirm.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: Fucking Florida shit. Florida shit over here.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: Fucking shark saver over here, dog.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: How did it feel?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Was it rubbery and shit?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Rubbery.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the first time I picked it up, that fucking
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: man tried to bite me.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: I fucking dropped it.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: Trying to bite me, dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he went
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: to go to his friends. Yeah.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: How big was it?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: He just picked it up and just threw it.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because that shit's all muscle, too.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: Next one's from Sykes.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: Happy Tuesday, fools. Happy Tuesday, dog.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: Tuesday, fool.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: Be Bliss.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 5: Two laborers listening on 180 near Truckee, California. E-Zone, can
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: we get a Trump voice?
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: Hey.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 9: Keep doing that hard work. There's a strike coming up
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 9: because diesel prices are going up. We're doing our very best,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 9: bombing the shit out of Iran for no reason.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: Can you give a Trump a belated happy independence Mexican?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: And how high is.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: No, bro, he doesn't... He would never say that.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: I know, that's why. Let's hear it.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 9: No, no, no.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing that. How high are gas prices going
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: to go? What would Trump be like? How high are
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: we going to go? Because of Joe Biden... Gas prices...
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: Gas prices will be up again... Because of the Biden administration.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: Next one. Oh, fuck. That was good.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Mr.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: President.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 5: A1 Berg. Homeboys, please put some fire hater on my radar.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: Haha, E-Zone.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: Don't trip. I get into movies like that, too. Hashtag same, too.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: See, fool, I'm not the only one that cried at
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: fucking Terminator, dog.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: Terminator 2. I mean, you should get into movies like that.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: I just, for some reason, I zone out.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: A movie is supposed to be an experience, dog. Like,
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: this fucking weekend, I went to see Resident Evil.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: I just saw that, too.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: I saw it, too.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: Wasn't it scary?
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: It was good, though.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: Yes. It was good.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 6: It was some funny parts, too.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: At first, I was like, the first cheesy joke, I
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: was like, please don't do this.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: I know, throughout.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then I was like, okay.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: It was a good balance. He was a good actor.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: Good movie.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see, Ray, you should go check that one out,
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: especially because you grew up watching. There's plenty of times
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: when I was going to your house when we were young,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: and there was the fucking game being played, whether it
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: was your little brother or you.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: You watched that by yourself? No, I was by your
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: house at Look Cinema. Oh, but like an empty theater? Yeah.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: What I meant by it is he likes to go
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: at 11 when no one's there. He actually likes to
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: experience some of them.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: But then again, if you're going to Look Cinema, the
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: one by your house, it's really nice. And it's like,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: it's pretty pricey for a movie, so it's like, I really,
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: you gotta be a certain motherfucker to pay that much
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: just to go in there and make some noise, dog.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: Right, so how much is it?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: How much is one ticket?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: It's like, 26 bucks?
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: That's fine because I paid.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry. 32 bucks, I think. Yeah.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: When we went to see the Odyssey, that was around
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 5: the same price, like 30 bucks.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: And you get the fucking chairs, the service, and all
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: this shit.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 5: So you get more bang for your buck.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: I show up fucking early. I was ripping this shit
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: in there.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: And then when they came in there, because I thought
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: they were going to come in until later, I was like, oh, shit.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: Nothing's happening here. Yeah, dude.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: And it makes it so worse because the room has
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: a dim light and the thing going through it. So
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: you see the smoke. And I'm just like, fuck. And
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: then the person was like, would you like to order
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: something today, sir? And I was just like, yeah, I'll
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: take two beers.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: Is there cameras in the theater? Yeah, there is. Yeah,
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: I know they're not looking at them, but they're there.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: Obviously, a lot of the people, if you're working in
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: a theater, a lot of the people, you really got
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: to stick up your ass to be a fucking asshole
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: working in a theater, bro.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: They might think it's a fucking baby. I mean, even
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: if it's not. But even if not, it is. Even
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: if it's not, it is.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: The dude that walked in there, he was like, he
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: fucking knew. Like, because it smelled.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: It was cash. It smells like weed.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it smells like weed.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 7: There's probably creeps if there's cameras in there trying to
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 7: watch people make out and shit.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't think about that.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Someone in the manager's office watching. Oh.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: Next one, Ray.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: We got Robin the Hood. Sends a hey, y'all. The
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: pear dog.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: Hey, thank you so much, dog. Appreciate you.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: Next one's from Vivid. Same tube.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: Same team, fool.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: Same team, dog. M. Cush. Gee.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: Grilla Mall.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 5: Some of the best burgers. 100.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: Ray knows.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 6: They do have some pretty good burgers, dog.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Grilla. Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: In Alhambra, right?
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: It's not there no more.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, damn.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: They got one in Long Beach.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: But Grilla Mall, and they have the whole rock theme
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: with every burger.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: It's so bomb.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: Honestly, but that, like, it's the kind of burger you
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: have in the morning.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: And try to just work it out the rest of
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: the day.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: Because it's... It's heavy. It's fulfilling.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: But it's so.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: It's fulfilling. Yeah, it's like, damn. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they have, like, good beer and good burgers.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: It's now a for the win. Menace the Painter. Gringo
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: means during the Mexican-American War, the Mexicans heard the Americans say, Gringo!
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: The army is green.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: The actual answer comes from the Greek word. I like yours.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: If we can tip.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: Cows over, we can fucking believe that one. That's right. Gringo.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: Happy Mexican independence.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: Dale Gribble said that shit a lot in the fucking show.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: Next one. Al Pastor.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 5: That motherfucker. Que hubo mis pobres. Going to reserve.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: Wait.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 5: Going to reverse Sierra one point kilogram tomahawk for dinner tonight.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: Damn, fool, you're not poor. That's right, homie. You are
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: not poor. He calls us poor. He calls us the poor.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: We are pobres. No, the guy that's donating funny news,
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: he calls us poor. He's like, and I'm having tomahawk tonight, fuckers.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 4: Hey, well, enjoy that, dog.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, enjoy it.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 6: I'm going to be doing Zanku.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: Thank you for putting money in our donation.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: Zanku's fire at the end of the day. Yeah. Pobres.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 5: I love a good gyro, too.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 3: Gyro. Gyro. Next one.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: Otelo fights. I'm sick. I should win. Same team.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: I'll remember two for you. Next one.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: Tony Guillen. Come on, ladies. Come on, ladies.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: One pound fish.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 5: That motherfucker. Wagyu tomahawk.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: No more minutes. Give me some, though. Next one.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: The Homie Hookup. Have a blessed day, everybody. Same to you.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: Same to you, dawg. Good luck.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: Swish for days. Thank you for the super chat. B3
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 5: and Jah survived camping at Nocturnal.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: Hashtag same to you. That's right. Yeah, I was there, dude.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: I noticed you still have the wristband on. What's crazy
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: is you know what?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: You don't have this wristband on for the rest of
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: the month.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: So he's fucking lying. But what I was gonna tell
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: you is I have one of my gay homies. I
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: don't know if he has a crush on you, but
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 3: he made you a little candy thing. And it's a
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: Pokemon ball. And it says, I pick you. It's in
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 3: my car. I forgot to bring it up. And he
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 3: wants me to do that thing with you.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: Nah, dog.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing that.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not even in a fucking rave, dog.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: He says he wants you to go because he says
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: he doesn't watch it. But I know who he is.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: And he's like, I want him to go. And I
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: was like, dude.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: He wants to fucking do the bracelet thing. Go to
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: the Pokemon rave, dog. It's a fucking appropriate one. I'll
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: be there. I'll be there at the fucking... In October, dog.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: I got tickets to that one.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 6: The Pokemon rave?
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He loves Pokemon. He's only going to it because
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: his girl pie wants to go. DJ Marshmallow will be DJing, dog.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: It's going to be good. It's a good lineup, but yeah.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: So, yeah. All right.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 3: And I'll give it back to him and I'll tell
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: him to go to the Pokemon rave and give it
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: to you.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: Monte Blanco.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: Same team.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: You guys got me through my workout.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: That's right, homie.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: Hey, salute to you, dog.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 6: All we did was talk about food.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: Sorry. Maybe that's what helped him. Maybe he's like, yeah.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: He's in there. He's like fucking sloths. I don't want
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: to be like them.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: You deserve it. No, you do. No, you work. If
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: you work out five to six times a week, you
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: could do it. You deserve a burger. It's Monday. It's
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: probably his first day back. Oh, my bad.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: You're right. Fuck that.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: Go get tacos. Next one.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Vintage Love. Same team. I think
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 5: that's the last one.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: Same team, dog.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: Same team, baby.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: A salute to everybody who super chatted, dog, and good luck.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: I got your name in the raffle generator right here.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: Once again, I'm going to tell you before we spin.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: Good luck. You're getting two.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: Everybody's getting a jar of Hadar and a couple other goodies. Also, too,
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: for all my people, I will be at a couple
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: of events. They will be coming up. So you don't forget.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: Save the date for October 11th. We're going to have
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: a High and Hungry Mercadito at Coreas. It's going to
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: be fucking banging, dog. Nine to three o'clock. It will
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: be going down. Red Ice Coffee. Start off your day.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: Red Ice Coffee LA.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: Follow them.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 4: High and Hungry will be there. A Plus Products will
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: have a booth.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: Uh, what is there?
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: We're going to have some baked goods there as well.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: Some girl who makes some bomb ass conchas. My homie
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: who make, who hand makes the chamoy. Only one chamoy
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: person did he, by the way. Uh, and a couple
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: other vendors there as well. So make sure you guys, uh,
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: save that date. Also, I will be going to PuffCon.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: I'll be at the network show tomorrow. Uh, yeah, I'll
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: be there tomorrow. Tomorrow and Thursday. So I'll be at
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: the network show tomorrow for everybody who's going there.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: Uh, Definitely going to be at PuffCon too.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: If you're trying to get something for your PuffCon core,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: make sure you guys go to highandhungry.shop.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: These are almost sold out.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: And the coffee ones, uh i got a blue variation
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: of it as well so they are limited and it
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  Speaker 1: is a collection but if you want to get all
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  Speaker 1: three burgers i would definitely hop on it and you
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  Speaker 1: get a free sample jar like a like a free
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  Speaker 1: sample jar so you could break it in with your
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  Speaker 1: puff coat and i have not been able to stop
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  Speaker 1: ripping this shit because I think that's the reason I've
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  Speaker 1: been a lot more chill, bro.
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  Speaker 3: I was about to say, bro. You usually don't dab
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  Speaker 3: it that much. You didn't hit a joint.
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  Speaker 4: I've been very chill ever since I started dabbing again, huh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have.
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  Speaker 3: At least notice.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, so good luck to everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Is that better than the proxy? Because I'm thinking about
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  Speaker 3: buying one, but I have the proxy. Not the little stick.
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  Speaker 3: Don't get the little stick. Get one of these. Get
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 3: one of those instead?
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  Speaker 4: That way you can make your own cup.
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  Speaker 6: Is that like hitting one of my vapes?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 4: No, this is like... So we put an actual hash
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  Speaker 4: in there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: And then you heat it up and it's... pretty much
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  Speaker 1: vaping it you know i mean yeah yeah but it's.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: Like a dab but it hits it's better yeah if
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  Speaker 3: you can get some rosin and then easy to clean
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 3: you don't gotta charge it and then all.
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  Speaker 1: Right we're picking winner number uh number one right now
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: uh round and round it goes winner who is gonna
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  Speaker 1: be fucking winning.
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  Speaker 3: Spinning It's spinning.
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  Speaker 4: 420 Aga.
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  Speaker 3: 420 Aga.
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  Speaker 4: Congratulations.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations. You got some Hadar coming in your life.
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  Speaker 4: Damn, that shit was so close.
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  Speaker 3: It was like C10J, and it.
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  Speaker 1: Was right at the line, dog. Right at the line.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: And let's go with the second winner. A little spin, spin, spin.
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  Speaker 1: Xavier has to double check, dog.
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  Speaker 3: He has to, dog.
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  Speaker 4: Oil field ape.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: And you're in there, Christian. Because there's someone that talks
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: shit to him and he's like, you never put me
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: in there. Yeah, they be talking shit to me.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, bro.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: And then some of the guests be like, so you're
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: just going to play video games? Well, I'm like, bro,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm setting this up. I'm like, yo,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: we're trying to make it.
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  Speaker 3: Last time somebody was like, your friend's playing video games
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: over there.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: I was like, nah.
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  Speaker 3: Because we're having a conversation.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, I got two other calls here, dog.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: They can talk for five minutes. But yeah, Oilfield Abe, congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you guys DM me ASAP with your information
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: so I can get the shit out today.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: Today.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be here a little bit longer than
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: I expected to. So make sure you guys fucking tune
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: in later.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: Dr. Green Thumb Show still going down. Let's give it
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: up for our guest, Jess Wellington. Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: This is fun. Thank you, guys.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you coming by. You got any dates coming up?
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 6: No, not right now. But just follow me on social
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 6: media because things will be happening at Jess Wellington, too.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 3: Go to the, where in Sacramento? We got a bunch
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: of fools everywhere.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 6: The Comedy Spot. I did just do a small role
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 6: on Matlock.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, sick.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 6: Check that out. I shoved a sandwich in my mouth
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 6: like a real fat ass.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good role, huh?
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: Imagine Nitty.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 4: What do they ask you to do a role like that, bro?
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 4: Cook some Indian food?
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  Speaker 3: With your feet.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: You do it.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: You do it. I said, hey, Nitty, we need an
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: Indian guy cooking with his feet. I'm there. Pays good.
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  Speaker 3: As long as I don't have to do an accent.
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  Speaker 4: That's cherry on top, though.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be a new age. This guy goes back
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: to his home country, learns to cook with his feet.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: Like the American story, you know?
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like the reverse. Learns the technique. I was thinking
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: more like Slumdog Millionaire, but whatever. All right, Nitty, you
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 3: got any dates?
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: Slumdog Hundredaire.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 3: Or anything coming up?
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Tomorrow, I'm going to be in Long Beach. If
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: you want to come to a show, it's in a
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: bar called Que Sera. At 8 p.m., it's a dope show.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: My boy Seth hosts it. Come say what up. It's
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: a free show. Friday and Saturday, I'm in places as well.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you on Thursday. I don't have... I just
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: have the guy who booked me written down and not
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: the location.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: And that's my bad. But que onda? You already know
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: what it is. Can I get an al pastor? Number
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  Speaker 2: See you guys on Thursday.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: Ray.
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  Speaker 5: Shout out to God and wifey Jess. Thank you for
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 5: coming through.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 5: Welcome anytime. Check out the Morning Real podcast where I
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 5: review films. I saw The Outsiders the other day.
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  Speaker 2: All right, XG.
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  Speaker 3: Take them back inside, right? Hit that like button, subscribe.
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  Speaker 3: We'll be here Thursday at 9.30 with Dustin, right? Dustin,
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: you booked him. Hey. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Dustin. Yes, fucker. Yes, we got Dustin on. He's
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: the one that confirmed it. Yeah, yes, and he brought it.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, that's the homie, dog. What the fuck just
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 3: happened right now? Yeah, what the fuck just happened to you? No,
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: what happened to you? Hadar happened, too. That's what happened.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: I was staring.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: I was watching the screen.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: I was watching XG.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize you were.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: Talking to me. Yeah, I was talking to you. I
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: was like, well, we got Dustin on Thursday, 930. A
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