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Bonus Episode Part 2 - Jeff on Dad, Daughters and Diplomas! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: What's up, Nostalgia Nerds. Not gonna do a whole big
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  Speaker 1: intro again like last time. I guess it was only
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  Speaker 1: thirty seconds. It wasn't really that big. But this is
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  Speaker 1: part two of the time. Jeff was a special guest
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  Speaker 1: on Dad Daughters and Diplomas and so I hope you
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  Speaker 1: enjoy it. And next week we have a brand new
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  Speaker 1: episode of Notable Nostalgia. All right, see you later, Nostalgia Nerds.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad Daughters and was a family podcast. You
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: should probably all say family because we're a family.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to this week's podcast. This week we
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  Speaker 2: are going to be getting nostalgic with one of the
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  Speaker 2: hosts from Notable Nostalgia. Jeff introduce herself.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: I think that robot next year robot. So there's a
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  Speaker 1: robot that you can pay two hundred dollars right now
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  Speaker 1: for a deposit and they're gonna start shooping out next year.
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  Speaker 1: They're twenty thousand all together, but as of right now,
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  Speaker 1: they can vacuum, they can fold your clothes, they can
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  Speaker 1: do dishes. It's called the Neo and I looked as
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  Speaker 1: fucking dope.
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  Speaker 2: So the wild Robot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly have you seen.
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  Speaker 2: The Wild Robot?
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  Speaker 4: No, I haven't Detroit Become Human.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so one of my favorite games ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, Wild Robot. We saw it in theaters and
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  Speaker 2: it's amazing. You should definitely watch that, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Question two?
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  Speaker 3: Last question was crazy?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Who would win in a fight between Taylor Swift
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  Speaker 2: and Blake Lively.
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  Speaker 3: A physical fight or like an emotional fight both? Are
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  Speaker 3: they friends right now?
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  Speaker 2: Though?
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  Speaker 3: No, they're not friends, They're okay. I was feeling like
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  Speaker 3: she was kind of supporting Blake. I think physical fight
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  Speaker 3: Blake Lively, emotional fight, and like industry power Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I.
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  Speaker 1: Was gonna go Blake Lily too because I think she's
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  Speaker 1: really attractive and I always call her like the trashy
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  Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence even tho Jennifer Lawrence seems a little anyways,
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like Blake Lolavey has that dog in
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  Speaker 1: her or she's gonna kick some Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I also feel like like, especially during the Arrow's tour,
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  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift would run three hours every day singing her set.
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  Speaker 2: Like I just feel like Taylor Swift is just so
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  Speaker 2: much more physically in shape, Like I don't know, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. I think she could keep up.
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  Speaker 4: I think Blake Lively would have a few like, but
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  Speaker 4: Taylor Swift could keep it going.
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  Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, I think Taylor has more salmona but
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  Speaker 2: I think Blake can maybe like throw in a few punches,
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  Speaker 2: but after like, if Taylor's still standing after like a
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  Speaker 2: little bit, then Blake's.
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  Speaker 1: Blake lovely doesn't finish the fight quickly. You think you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna give it to Taylor, But if it's like alonggoing
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  Speaker 1: fight like four or five rounds, probably Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I.
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  Speaker 3: Feel like if Taylor Swift starts losing, the Kelsey brothers
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  Speaker 3: and I don't think that they're above hitting women, so
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  Speaker 3: not for any type of abuse, but I could feel
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  Speaker 3: like they would.
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  Speaker 1: They're really big.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, anyways, that's a good question, that is Yeah, yeah, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I hate Blake Lively.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I don't. I don't. I think she's attracted, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about her enough.
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  Speaker 2: I used to like her, and then all of a
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  Speaker 2: sudden when she did.
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  Speaker 4: That call that Colling Hoover book movie, I hate Colling Hoover.
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  Speaker 1: I've been saying I hate Ryan Rerounds for fucking years
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  Speaker 1: of course I think she's gonna be kind of a
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  Speaker 1: piece of shit since she's married to such a piece
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  Speaker 1: of shit.
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  Speaker 3: So I just couldn't stand it that she's like, grab
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  Speaker 3: your girls, grab your floral and go see this movie.
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  Speaker 3: It's about It's about spousal abius.
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  Speaker 2: Like nothing that I thought it was about. Same with
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  Speaker 2: the material list. We watched that and they like they
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  Speaker 2: said that was going to be such a happy one.
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  Speaker 4: It's like the new rom comic two thousands rom cos
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  Speaker 4: it was depressing.
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  Speaker 2: It was sad. Yeah, So I was just like, I
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  Speaker 2: feel like people right now are like not promoting movies
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  Speaker 2: the way.
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  Speaker 3: They need to know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, because I don't get into but the musical
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  Speaker 1: aspect of things.
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  Speaker 2: Please get into it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you remember. The girls, Ali and
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  Speaker 1: I were talking about that and nowhere did we Neither
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  Speaker 1: one of us saw that it was a musical.
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  Speaker 4: Literally in the A it had a music note when
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  Speaker 4: they were promoting the movie.
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  Speaker 2: The name is Reggie George. He sings, she sings that,
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  Speaker 2: or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: But it could be based on our age too, because
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  Speaker 1: the algorithm knows most likely that people our age don't
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  Speaker 1: want to see musicals. Maybe that's why we got different
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  Speaker 1: ads than you guys. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: And like they used Renee Rap as Regina and Renee
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  Speaker 4: played her on the Broadway show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, yeah, I know, but she's icon, she is.
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  Speaker 2: I love Hernee Rap. But yes, I could see what
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  Speaker 2: you were saying.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, it just like he didn't know the Wonka was
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  Speaker 4: going to be a musical. Even in the trailer they
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  Speaker 4: were doing choreographed dancing, synchronized choreographed.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they would have. Okay, so they had way more
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  Speaker 1: songs in the first one and way more the percentage
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  Speaker 1: of music in the second one compared to the first
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  Speaker 1: one was so I thought there was gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: little like the first one. A little.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't understand. I can't understand why Timothy Shallomy is
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  Speaker 3: like a sex symbol. Like I know he's like a
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  Speaker 3: different age generation than me, but like that, like that Alarad,
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  Speaker 3: it was like you know, Bruce Willis or like Brad
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  Speaker 3: Pitt or like yeah, like like like very it makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: Like even when they gave it to like Patrick Dimsey,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, like I get this, but Timothy
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  Speaker 3: shallowma like he's like a hairless beetle.
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  Speaker 2: Or like a he's like I think.
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  Speaker 3: That I've never seen them photograph begether. I think Timothy
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  Speaker 3: shallowy and and Kendrick are the same person. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: cannot stand that.
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  Speaker 4: Somber. I don't think he's that hot.
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  Speaker 3: Who's Timothy Chalamy?
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  Speaker 4: He looks like Timothy shallow I cannot.
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  Speaker 3: Stand like, No, would Jordan give me some of that?
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  Speaker 3: But I cannot with tend the show.
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  Speaker 2: Also, just like there's just like such a wild.
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  Speaker 3: So is that a sex symbol for like the younger generation.
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  Speaker 4: Like younger than us?
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  Speaker 3: Oh like he looked. I don't know, that's just not
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  Speaker 3: what I don't know. I guess nowadays. No, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: gonna get myself in trouble by talking about like politically
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  Speaker 3: incorrect souf like like like girls nowadays like very pretty
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  Speaker 3: manicured boys.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think there's a scientific reason behind it, because
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  Speaker 1: Mendley men that actually like facial structure is going away.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so it's going to be more softer and
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  Speaker 1: you know, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, wait, why is it going away?
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  Speaker 1: I believe it's yeah, it's I When I was like
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  Speaker 1: I don't know sixteen, I was listened to some scientists
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  Speaker 1: talk about it, and I'm not smart enough to rephrase it,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll try to find it for you and send
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  Speaker 1: it to you. But I was like, holy shit, and
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  Speaker 1: they go more people are gonna end up starting to
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  Speaker 1: look more like Leonardo DiCaprio's jaw structure instead of like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the manly medling men face.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I see, I see. But I also think,
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  Speaker 2: like kind of going back to your Timothy Shalmy and
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  Speaker 2: you bring up Leonardo DiCaprio, Like Leonardo Caprio is a
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  Speaker 2: sex symbol then, and he wasn't like he wasn't like
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  Speaker 2: Henry cavill or anything, you know what I mean, Like
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  Speaker 2: he was like a softer individual, And I think that's
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  Speaker 2: just how like timothysh Alame is.
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  Speaker 3: That's true, But I because like he's just.
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  Speaker 2: Like and I also think it's just like the bone
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  Speaker 2: structures different, so like tim like Leonardo had a little
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  Speaker 2: bit more meat, but he was still like slim, and
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  Speaker 2: so is Timothy. He's also slim. So I just think.
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  Speaker 3: That's and like, you know, my stance on like domestic violence,
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  Speaker 3: I'm against it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's good, Thank you for saying that.
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  Speaker 3: When I watched Titanic, I was not Leo. I was
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  Speaker 3: cal like I wanted cal like Billy Zane forget about it,
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  Speaker 3: like he's everything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think the Iceberg was the villain in that movie.
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  Speaker 1: It's the old Lady. Yeah, she's so she threw away
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  Speaker 1: that two hundred and fifty million dollar diamond.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The guy that invited her to the ship that they're
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  Speaker 1: on to visit Titanic has been working for this for
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  Speaker 1: like twenty years and to look for that diamond. She
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  Speaker 1: doesn't even tell him that she has it. She fucking
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  Speaker 1: throws it because she met some dude that whatever. They
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  Speaker 1: hooked up and they only know each other for like
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  Speaker 1: a day or two, and it wasn't his diamond. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she has grandkids and a family she can help out,
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  Speaker 1: and it's worth two hundred and fifty million. She just
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  Speaker 1: tossed in a diamond for some.
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  Speaker 3: Homeless guy that like unhoused.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I hate the old ladyes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah she died, yeah yeah good. Oh wait one of
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  Speaker 3: the questions you sorry, we could do a two parter almost.
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  Speaker 2: Just yapping away.
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  Speaker 3: I hid up lat Like last time I went to
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  Speaker 3: Lavenderfest several years ago, because they like closed the one
• 8:35
  Speaker 3: in Oregon City I would usually put money aside, like
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  Speaker 3: and I've come to the lavender fest like four hundred bugs?
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  Speaker 1: Why did they close it?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Staff?
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: And I think, is oh the way you did it
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  Speaker 1: seemed like there was like like an evil motive behind it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, weird that somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Had, like like Peppa, I love Lavenger so much. I
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  Speaker 2: had like an old I had a bag of lavender.
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  Speaker 2: I had a I don't know why I had a
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  Speaker 2: bag of lavender, and I had it hung from my
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: my relier view mirror. And I missed that bag of
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  Speaker 2: lavender so much.
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  Speaker 3: Now that I have Mildred, we smiled really quick. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so that doesn't make sure.
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  Speaker 1: Is her whole car Mildred's car.
• 9:22
  Speaker 3: It is a hard phrase to say, weird window or
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  Speaker 3: mirror like that's hard.
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  Speaker 5: Also, I grew up with a speech of pedom and
• 9:29
  Speaker 5: I can't say my rs. So when there's like a
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  Speaker 5: rear view completely understand.
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: I grew up like having the R than bad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, I still it comes out here and there
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: and then I will avoid certain words yeah, just so
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: I can avoid saying did you have a speech of
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  Speaker 3: pediment to no, she.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: Grew up airplane teeth my teeth were like like she
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: would be like because she.
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: Sounds like thoing, like like, what's that stupid guy's name, Shaggy?
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: I cannot stand him? He always getting into mischief.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: Actually, speaking of Tchackie, she went as Velma for Halloween.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, did you see it? No? Yes, I did.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure I did.
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  Speaker 4: It was on Facebook.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure I did.
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  Speaker 4: Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure I think I did. It was Yeah, it
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  Speaker 3: was orange. So it was like, was it like a
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  Speaker 3: proper one or was it like a slutty Vilma like
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  Speaker 3: kind of thing.
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  Speaker 4: It was supposed to be slutty, but it was a
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: turtle neck.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So so they do make because Velma's not so
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: Daphanie's kind of the more like stereotypical, like you know,
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: you know Boom, the one that's just sort disturbing that
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: they have. They had at one point, Oh I did
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: see that. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty modest. I guess, like
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: it's Velma like you know, on the night Off. But
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: like they had a costume of the Handmaid's Tale, but it.
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  Speaker 4: Was like why yeah, thats.
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  Speaker 2: Literally like that's also I really hate sexy nuns.
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  Speaker 4: That also the sexy Joan.
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  Speaker 3: Of Arc Yeah, that would be that's weird, sexy. They
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  Speaker 3: like a sexy and Frank.
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  Speaker 4: Like on on drag Race that was someone's snatch game
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  Speaker 4: and Frank.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, did they get in trouble.
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  Speaker 4: Production said that she couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good decision.
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  Speaker 4: Wait til we get the snatch game for the best.
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  Speaker 3: So okay, f Mary kill Osama bin Laden, Taylor Swift
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  Speaker 3: and Frank.
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  Speaker 4: What I'd kill Osama bin Laden? Yeah, probably Mary and
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  Speaker 4: Frank and Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: Swift if we married, and Frank would get her out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. I think that's the right answer because
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: if you say I'm a fucking Frank, like, that's so disgusted.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like fourteen when she like, you guys
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: are under eighteen, but anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Over Okay, so we probably are we starting again.
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  Speaker 2: We have already started.
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  Speaker 3: I said much worse thing. Okay, so yeah, oh.
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  Speaker 4: That's just okay. We had a flow going on.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so horrible.
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  Speaker 3: We can just be about all the bad stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So we're gonna we're gonna talk about the sports, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Because I don't know if you guys did sports, I
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: don't think so. Just by the way you were by
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: asking about clicks. Neither I need tell just looking at.
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  Speaker 5: You about clicks, and you said sports, so I'm just assuming.
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  Speaker 4: I put my two nail off in football.
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  Speaker 3: Fall for a couple of weeks, and I was like
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: a kid like grade school. I did sports. But then
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  Speaker 3: after that I was like, I'm doing theater.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: I did t ball my when I was first grade,
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  Speaker 1: and then I was like in seventh or eighth year,
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  Speaker 1: tried it for football, but I was bad at it.
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  Speaker 1: I was really slow. I kept getting knocked down, my
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: shoes kept flying off, my fucking fingernail got ripped off,
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  Speaker 1: and I was doing jumping jacks. I was like, this
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  Speaker 1: isn't andy stuff. I'm not doing this shit anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Dumb. You probably would have been the best on our
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  Speaker 4: football team.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know when I was on off or I
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  Speaker 1: was on defense. You're supposed to get the quarterback. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know that, so I was just holding the guy
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  Speaker 1: protecting the quarterback in front of me, not letting him leave.
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  Speaker 1: But he wasn't trying to leave because his job was
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: to make sure I didn't get the quarterback. But I
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: didn't know what I was doing, so I was standing
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  Speaker 1: there just holding him like a fucking idiot, Like I
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  Speaker 1: no food, but I didn't like sports, so I never
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: watched a football game. I didn't know anything.
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  Speaker 4: So hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: So now with those great skills, Dad ended up coaching.
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  Speaker 1: Soccer assisting a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: How is that for you?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know any I didn't know anything about sports
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  Speaker 1: at the time or like soccer either, But when we
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: were picking the team, Dilo did it. He was Brooks
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  Speaker 1: coach soccer coach. So I was like, gonna help with
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: the assistant coach. And while they're picking the team, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you make sure you get the black kid.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 4: She picked him over me first.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, and then trying to get the Mexican kids.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah for sure. Okay, get we're on the
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  Speaker 1: same page.
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  Speaker 4: And then get Brooke.
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  Speaker 1: You know, but then she's not gonna another teacher or
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: another parent isn't gonna pick brook when they know she's
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: my daughter. That'd be crazy. So it was like I
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: was playing, you know, playing smart, Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Black kid you picked. He has been on house Arrested bunch.
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  Speaker 4: He got arrested for stabbing his mom. He's been to
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  Speaker 4: Juvia bunch, Yeah, he's a great guy.
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  Speaker 3: So his life really turned out bad after he was
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: on He was.
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  Speaker 1: The best kid though. He was a really good soccer player,
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  Speaker 1: So my pick was accurate.
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  Speaker 2: Our soccer our soccer team is conference league champions four
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  Speaker 2: years in a row. Our football team just won their
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: first games in the last four years.
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  Speaker 4: So after moving down to division, you see, you.
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  Speaker 2: See where we are at the issue.
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  Speaker 1: But when it came to coaching, I knew how young
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: you were, So what I was I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to try to focus on any like crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Plays like my basketball coach, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She was like doing all this, like like they were
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: trying to like run weird plays. I'm like, they don't
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: even know how to shoot the ball yet. Anyways. So
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: then I was like, okay, so I'm just going to
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: focus on just like the simple basics of just kicking
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: it back and forth, past, past, past. That's if you
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: can pass it, you're fine. You can dribble it, that's
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: totally fine. So when I did have to coach, when
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: deal wasn't able to go or make the whole coaching thing,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I would just focus on the simplest things I could find.
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  Speaker 1: I remember one time this girl. She was goalie and
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: one of the kids hit the ball so hard and
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: hit her face and like everybody went like, oh, she
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: didn't cry though.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, she like it already, like
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: you know, like, was it sad?
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: It was sad because you could tell she was about to,
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: but she didn't, like was.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: She like already ugly and or was she like.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: You know, she told me in eighth grade she said
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: something and I'm like, that's racist, and she's like, I'll
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: show you racist. And then she looked at me. She's like,
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: I'm glad we colonized you.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. I was like, okay, what a very
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: like horrible thing, but like also like historically cited, like
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: history is like.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Mexican or something, right, like she used your proper that's
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: proper city.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then I was telling one of our friends
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: about it, because we were friends. I was telling one
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: of our friends and then she got mad at me
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: for talking behind her back about it, and I'm like,
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: can we just think back to what she just said
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: to me?
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: What's she doing now? Is she doing good?
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: It's doing soccer still. Yeah, so he didn't really fail her.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: It's not I don't even know any of their names.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I barely know yours.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: That one's Brooke, not Maddie.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Wait, why does she look like a Maddie.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: I think I'm just like maybe like look like when
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I first got introduced, like when I first came back
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: into Andy's life, like not just like Facebook friends, but
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: like friends friends. I think maybe I just got confused
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: and then I just like put her as a as
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: a Maddie. Oh it's not.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Like our facial structure is giving Maddie.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: No, I don't care. I think I just maybe like
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: just got introduced wrong or wasn't like paying attention. Okay, yeah,
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: but now I'm really trying to learn people's names.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: Well, now we both have red hair.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, should I have to say? I did a darn
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: good job. And the reason I died my hair is
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I told my coaches because speaking of sports, I told
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: my coaches that I was gonna pull Britney spears and
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: they told me I would look really bad bald because
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I don't have the head shape for that, so I
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: shouldn't shaved my head. And I went, you know what,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: you guys are right, So now I'm a redhead.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: That's horrible, because like what if you had cancer treatment,
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Like that's a horrible thing.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't have cancer treatment.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: No, but maybe you're just kind of testing the water.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe you have cancer treatment. You want to see what
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: you have.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Like the boss asked the best wigs ever? Yeah, you
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: would kill it, Bob. Oh do it like a chk Bob?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Like do you know what the sound is that?
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: NICKI min?
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: It's on TikTok and they're all just like something something
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Bob and they like shake their head.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: They Bob. I'm glad that I grew up in our generation. Bob,
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: and I asked all the question and it's just like
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: them just Bob. They do, Yeah it is.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: It's but like that's just like that like Sidney Sweety.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Its name is Bob, you know, like I.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Know cy Sweety because like, uh, you know, I don't.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Have enough WiFi, so you guys don't get to.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: That's what they should do is like get rid of
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: the Wi Fi at the school.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Everybody can you control its phone?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Because Calleen is on Wi Fi.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: We're just saying get rid of wi Fi. Then the
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: kid's gonna be on there.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Wait, see what I'm saying, yeah, that's it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: You're coaching soon. Uh what are you excited for? Like,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: because just gonna be coaching.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna be coaching special mixed basketball, special Olympics.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Is that like the developmental delay or so will they
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: be like adults whohere? The would be like it's gonna
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: be all.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: So they divide them up in teams based on and
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: skill set and age. So yeah, that's how they divide
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: him up. And yeah, so I don't know all of
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: my team yet, but I'm I'm just excited to get
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: like get active a little bit more. And then I
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: played basketball when I was a kid, but not in
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: high school. No, I can't play basketball, but I could.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I can teach basketball. Yeah, and that's that's again like
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: we talked about earlier, like Jeffs. Jeffs are and uh,
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: what's it called? What do I say?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Like? Uh?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: An unearned sense of entitledment? That's what Jeffs are. So
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: we can teach things, we just can't do them.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Watched so much basketball I think I could actually be
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: a good coach.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Then do it. It's only every Sunday for like three months,
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: but no, I'm super stoked about it. Yeah, so basketball
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: is my favorite sport I watched.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I'll watch any team of basketball, like i'll watch college basketball.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I love that I got into football this because Jackson
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: just got into He just started tackle foot for the
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: first time, like freshman football, and his team was nine
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: and one.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah it makes me it's so terrified and nervous.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: But luckily he's defense, so he's not really going to
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: get touch like he's going to be doing the Oh
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: his team won nine games and lost.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: One, okay yeah, and then.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: No, they like so clearly they slammed it. Like I
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: think that they shouldn't be so like, if you're winning
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: by like twenty thirty points, maybe you shouldn't like still
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: go so fucking hard. But they went hard. Go Titans don't. Yeah, no,
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm like, what is he? He's fresh freshman ninth grade?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay West West Yeah? So are they six?
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Six? Yeah?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: So they aren't they don't play MC because we used
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: to be six. Yeah, because I thought that'd be so
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: fun if like my school, like even though i'm McNairy
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: like Kaiser, that's still my school. But like now I'm
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: a Titan.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so well, tis.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: And fucking uh. A girl that MO went to school
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: with is the vice principal of West Salem High School.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Really throws me because I feel like, even though I
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: know that it's been several years since we graduated, I
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: do not feel like we are the ah top principles.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's like yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: And also but also were we like fucked around in
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: our twenties and stuff like that a little bit, so
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: she probably didn't like she probably had her shit together
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: a little bit.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you have to do, Like, I
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: don't even like, do you just like be an extra Like, hey,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I'm a really good teacher.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Yea, I think that's what they do.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Well, you have to go back to school and get
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: a certificate.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they teach it because like judges are
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: like lawyers who became judges, right, Like I think I
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: just found that out. If it's sure or I dreamt
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: it or made it, I.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Think it's because they know law so well they become
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: a judge.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Or I don't know, yeah, yeah, I just know you
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: have to have at least your masters to be a principal, damn.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: And then you like get an extra certificate or something.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know to be at a school to deal
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: with these little smart those assholes.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: My principal was, uh was a defense lineman for the
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: forty nine ers for twelve years, and you were in
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I'm like, and we're in a five A division for football?
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Can you believe?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Is he not our coach? It? Actually?
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I don't think the forty nine ers are very good.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: But he was still in the NFL. Who's good enough
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: to be in the NFL twelve years?
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: I been watching the football lately like the professionals do,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: and I went to a Duck scheme recently. There's some
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: of the little pee wee's that I think I could
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: do better at that. Like they played the Beavers, like
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: the Ducks played the Beavers. I think I could be
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: on the Beavers. Yeah, Like they were not good, they
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: were dogs.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Have the Ducks lost in the games? Are they still?
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Like they're still this season?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I think they're doing. They're doing they could could they?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Are they done?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know? So. The whole college dranking, they have
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: like zero, like one to twenty five, and there's teams
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: that have lost two games, but based on who they're playing,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: they are ranked higher than the Ducks have only lost
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: one game, but there's teams that won zero games that
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: are ranked lower than the Ducks. I don't really understand
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: the college ranking, so I don't know if they're gonna
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: be in the playoffs.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: So I like going to Ducks games because you get
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: to dressing cost They dressed up for it, and they
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: do not limit how many beers you can take with you.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Oh it's big.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: It's big beers.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: When I was like twenty, I worked at a coffee
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: shop and we did coffee for a Beaver's game one time,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: and everybody is just fucking hammered right, all the college kids.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: But this girl comes out with her friends and her
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: friends go into the bathroom and she's like, I'm just
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: gonna sit right here for a second, and she sits
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: down on the wall and then she like kind of
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: starts leaning over and she just starts pissing herself fucking everywhere.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, you're so close to the bathroom
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: and you knew your friends were going into the bathroom.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: And they're like, she's not embarrassed, Like she probably goes
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: for the rest of her life, ah man, because I
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: mean thousands of people walking fire like yeah, just like.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Well, I told you on our podcast, Notable Nostalgia find
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: us on all platforms. But when I went to the
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Ducks game, there was like, men are so fucking gross.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: There's like a urinal bathroom where it's just like a
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: perfect square with urinals all around it. There's so many
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: people and these guys just like fucking farting so much
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: weather pee. So I was like, oh, I could do
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: that too. I guess that was I just I just
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: ended my bro era, yeah, and so I started farting
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: like their parts were like my part was like like
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: it was like I was diary and I I was
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: so disgusting. But now I try not to fart as
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: much intentionally because it's been like, what the fuck, it's
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: been one hundred and twenty days. If you know, you know, wow,
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: you know you know.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Listen to the Blueberry.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, listen to the Blueberry Special Unable Nossagia listener, You'll
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: know what I'm talking about. It's a cautionary tale about
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: just never trusting farts.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, so.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Listen to that because I don't know you guys, you
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: two are like talking about, you know, going to college
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: or your lives are gonna be like your life in
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: twenty years, you're gonna be laughing and then you're gonna
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: start paying yourself.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: You're gonna that like happens now though, like, oh you
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: do well. I've actually the only time where I like
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: almost legitimately paid myself is when I tried parking as
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: close as I can to the garage and then I
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: slid over the car.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Have you heard that story? No? Okay, so I it
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: was when I had my permit and I was driving
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Dad's car. I went to like the little like a
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: little store and we came back and Dad's like, see
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: how close you could get to the garage, And I
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: was like, done, deal, I got this. So I'm driving
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: up and I'm driving up and I'm like I think
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: this is it, and Dad's trying to push it. He's like,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: you could get closer, you could get closer, and I'm like, no,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: this is it. I get out. There's maybe like one
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: centimeter between my car.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: No joke, it's yeah, it's fuck.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I have a picture of it. Like, I don't know
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: how I got that close in my life. I'm really
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: good at that.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: I just she's slid over the hood of the car
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: instead of just walking behind it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Well, we just wanted to we wanted to test it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: But you've seen Dad's car. It's huge and I'm only
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: five three, so I couldn't actually coolly slide over. So
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I stood, I stood on the tire and I went
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: to go do it, but I got stuck, so I
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: had to like crawl over and land and it was
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: so unfunny. And then I like literally I was like
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: on the floor dying, almost paying myself. But you have
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: to be there to know, because you're not even he's
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: not even cracking. I'm trying.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to envision all of it, and like it's
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: giving me a little bit of anxiety.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: He was way too close.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Like that's that's like definitely the kind of like andy
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: luck that you didn't function up.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure, Now I have a lot of I
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: have a lot of luck.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: That's good. But what I'm saying is like, Okay, I
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: have a question for you guys, if I may do
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: you guys, so when they are teaching, because I've been
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: talking to people about this because we have a kid
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: of a certain age and we're trying and we have
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: a boy kid and we're trying to educate him on
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: female anatomy and like the proper words and like what's
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: going on? Because when we were growing up, there were
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: and I'm sure it's still this way probably unfortunately, so
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: many jokes about like menstrual cycle, like Uncle Tom's visiting
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Aunt flow if a girl's not happy, oh okay, you know,
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: like that kind of very humongous like misogyny that was
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: just acceptable in society. Do you guys feel like that's
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: going a way a little bit or do you feel
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: like there needs to be more education in school and
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: at home to the boys that are growing up about
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: the reproduction system of both male and female.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: I feel like it's going away. I mean I don't
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: really hear people talk about it at least at school.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: See.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I think the difference is it's not going away, But
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I think it's just gotten so normalized that like everybody
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: makes the joke. So I just don't think it's so
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: like noticeable. I just don't think it's so vilified captured.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: You know why people always say like representation matters and everything.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I think in the last like twenty years, there have
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: been a lot more like female directors, a lot more
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: female movies coming out and everything, so not being a
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: female myself or having to go through that. I think
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: that would play into a reason why I think you're right.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I don't hear people our age really make jokes about
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: that stuff as much as they used to. Uh So
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I do think representation matters.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do the does the boys bathroom at your school
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: have tampon in condoms?
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know about condoms, but I think they do have.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: All of our bathrooms are locked, so oh yeah, that's
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: really nice and healthy.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: So if you have panic shits, what do you do?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: You have to go to the the Literally, there's only one,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: and that's at the very back of the school, one
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: on the bottom floor, one on the and it's because
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: there's no doors to that one.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: They locked the doors on the outside. Everybody's vaping, no vandalizing.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Vandalizing and vaping and stuff, but they can't vape anymore
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: because it's TSA.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because our TSA was to catch like vapes.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so r TSA specifically catch alcohol and vapes and
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: like stuff like that.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: People were drinking in school Yeah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had friends that did that too.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I would never or thing to drink, Like I was
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: smoking cigarettes and like weed, but like not not not
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: drinking again. When I drink, I like wanting to pass out.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Well a lot of them did, Like I'll tell you
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: some of the stories, Like some of the friends that
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: we know currently got fucking hammered.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are they specifically for that? And it's like like
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: the teachers would test it and they'd put like vapse
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: under their shoes and stuff and put them in all
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: different hiding spots and the TSA would be able to
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: go off every single time. It was also weird because
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I where did I go? Oh, I forgot something in
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: my car, So I walked down and I got in
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: and I came back in and the like the system
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: like shut down. So the security guards had to walk
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: through with like a fake wooden gun through it like
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: seven times in all different positions to make sure it's
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: working again.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Do you so I get the point of having them
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: not bring like the school not allowing you to bring
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: weed and cigarettes and vapes or whatever, But are they
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: doing anything not reactive but proactive to avoid this from
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: being a situation or like calming it down like education,
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Like do you guys have people that like have accidentally
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: killed somebody drunk driving come and speak to you or
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: any kind of like no anything.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: No, they don't remember that. Our age are downstare in
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: like elementary school. But our school, as we see with
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: yonder pounches, I feel like there is never like a
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: good happy medium. You go from zero to a hundred
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: real fast.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Like there's that girl last year she got killed in
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: like a car accident because she was driving with a
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: drunk driver and he like gave her and her friend's
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: a bunch of alcohol and she was grade he was
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: like thirty, yeah, and she was like in mi grade
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: and then she died because they got in a car accident.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: But literally, like we didn't even really talk about that.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: We talked about that for the like the first day
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: because we had some like trauma people come in just
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: to like be in the classroom.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: And then we had like a a thing for her
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: in the gym. Yeah, and that was like it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: They the trauma people are there just standing in the classroom.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Like they didn't go up and talk to us about anything.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: They're just the teacher is just like and if you
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: need anything, he's there.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. They like read a note at the beginning on
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: like first period, and that might.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Not be that might be our generation's fault because we're
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: from like the PC generation that like teachers like my
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: in our time if we were fucking around, Like I
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: brought a candle to class one time because I thought
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: the class smelt like shit, and I got in so
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: much trouble. Yeah, it was a good All I remember
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: is a red like little candle with like I had
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: like a glass like crystal holder, so it made like
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: little designs and it just smelt so fucking horrible in
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: that class. I was like, I'm bringing a candle. I
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: didn't think it through, but I got in so much trouble.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Would that be a bad thing?
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: You can't wait like things? Yeah, but I don't know
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: what the point is.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: But in fifth grade I got in trouble because you
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: know those like paint pens and they look really cool. Well,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: we used to buy them from like Michaels or whatever,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: like a dollar, and then I would sell them to
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: other kids in school for like two or three dollars.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: And I got in huge fucking trouble and they called
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: my parents down. And then now that I'm adult, I'm like,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: that's just that's just capitalism, man, Like what why did
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I get in trouble for doing what? We do in
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: this country is crazy. I was making some money.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they shouldn't focus more on like putting a band
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: aid because the band aids are important, but also like
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: fixing the bleeding.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Speaking of band aids, Okay, back to heark Taylor Swift.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: You know Taylor Swift's song bad Blood, and she's like,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: band aids can't fix bowl holes. I don't know why.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I thought. I lived in the ghetto and I literally
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: could not listen to that song because I was like,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna die. Let that that line literally like immobilize
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: me to listen to that song.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: It was terrible, damn crazy.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Because there's two thousands. I don't know why.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Now I like that song, but I always every time
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I hear a band aid, I immediately go to Taylor
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Swift's band aids stuff fixed bowl holes, and I'm like, yikes,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: that is a shame.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: I'm glad that there's Taylor Swift at least for your
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: guys for generation, because she is such a beautiful like
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: songstress or like lyric lyrics lyricist. There we go, and
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: I think that's so great to have that kind of
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: role model of not just who she is, but that
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: she ignites people to get in touch with their emotions.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Too bad. There's not like a really a boy version
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: of that. So we can help the guys out a
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: little bit, because the guys.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Just need to be accepted to Taylor like dad loves Taylor.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or just man explained a song about women empowerment.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I was explaining what I thought the song.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Was about, so you know, and her new album. She's like,
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: I girl boss, too Close to the Sun something about that.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: It's like women empowerment song. But I don't like the
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: that she used the word girl boss, And Dad's like, no,
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: it's about women empowerment and how women all these things
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: are like, yeah, I don't like the word. He's like, no,
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: it's about women empowerment.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I think the reason she chose this word is to
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: connect with the younger generation instead of saying, like, oh,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I'm an adult female CEO. If you say girl boss,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the younger kids are gonna understand that better.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: It's what I was not. Only are you saying that
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: she can't feel how she feels? The only thing I
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: could think of on that song is if she was
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: being ironic or satirical, because like, I don't go around
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: being like I actually I do, and I'm like boy
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: boss or like I'm a boy I'm a boy podcaster.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: But like what women is always like female astronaut, like
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: what you mean, like like that kind of unless she's
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: being which I do not think that Taylor Swift makes mistakes,
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: she makes lessons because so I'm I'm thinking that she
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: was being satirical or like I'm I'm just a girl
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: and like that's when we get into like father figure
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: when it switches from the point of views and she's
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: referring to her quote unquote dick like so maybe it's that.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: I also think that that song she says you girl
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: boss too close to the song, and that's because it's
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: about Blake, and Blake has always been the girl boss
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: and especially and I think that was just supposed to
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: be like this is you and you did it too
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: close to the song.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Uh, Blake Lively is a girl boss in the derogatory way.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: I just don't like the word.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: No, I completely agree with you.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: I think it's millennial and critical.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I think I completely I.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Don't like you, but I was just why I think,
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: like when I refer to both of you in a
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: plural sense, I like, do you. I think it's appropriate
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: from my male point of view to call you ladies?
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: But what do you like because I think calling you
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: guys that's that's doesn't feel right, even though like that
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: the male word. It's not referred like hey, guys, let's
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: go to the movies. That that's both male and female,
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: even though it's a male centered word. So what do
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: you prefer to be called? If that's the two of you,
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: like Hayle like you both are very intelligent ladies.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: They don't even like notice humans girls folks. But actually
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: that's what my aad teacher says. He always like, all right, folks,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: and it's like my favorite thing. That's kind of says
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: giddy up because every time we have to go somewhere,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: he's like, okay, let's gide up.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: I if I said, girl, you're in service industry, like
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: when people call you? Do people call you sweetheart?
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: But do you feel like that's icky?
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: It depends on the person. Yeah. There's this one guy
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: who keeps asking how long until I turn eighteen?
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: And he said, my predictions, you'll be married by nineteen.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: And he keeps asking me if I have a boyfriend, how.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Old is he ninety five, Can me and Andy take him?
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, you can so really quick.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: So, out of the Fortune five hundred companies, what do
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: you think the percentage of male CEOs are compared to
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: female CEOs.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say ninety seven percent male.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm going to go pretty high up there too.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: You know what, I'm just.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Gonna agree with b I'm gonna say ninety nine ninety
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: one percent, So I guess equality.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: To my point of just explaining why I think she
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: chose this word choice, I never said you said it
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: wrong or you had a wrong meaning of it is
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I think that when people think of the word boss,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: they probably think of male because ninety over ninety percent
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: of bosses or male. So when she chose girl boss,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I think it's just so I don't know, I was
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: thinking so people could relate that there are female bosses
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: out there and it's okay to s try for that.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Or like when like female rappers, particularly when they say
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: I'm a boss bitch, like that is them taking control
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: over the words that are being used. But it's also
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: they're having to work in society and cultural norms that
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: they are reduced to being called a bitch, So that
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: sucks and they have to reclaim. But I heard this
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: line from Ruth baner Ginsberg before she passed, and that
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: she was asked in to interview what would be the
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: ideal number of women on the Supreme Court that you
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: would be satisfied with? And her answer, without skipping a beat,
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: was nine. And I was like, hell, yeah, but she
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: would probably choose all white women. No, my god, Jackson.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: If you look at her past, she doesn't have a
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: great voting thing for people of color.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna get in trouble for saying this,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: But like Rose mcgallan, she was the main like first
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: one of like the not the me too movements that
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: was started by a black woman, which that got forgotten,
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: but she is the first one that came out against
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Harvey Weinstein and really got shit on for that, and
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: she got ship on during she was getting photographed and
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: like interviewed by people, and a protester came up and
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: was like, why aren't you doing stuff for trans women? Like, yeah,
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: she loves trans women, she loves all people, but like
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: she can only carry one weight on her shoulder at
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: a time, and sometimes.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: People like you know, if you're arguing with someone online,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: they go, oh, but you're okay with this, but you're not.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: But you're not okay with this. I'm like, you can't
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: every you can't do everything.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: I'm doing a food drive at work because of like
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: the potential of snapping if it's just like a huge
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: need of that, so even snap and if it's or kept,
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: there's still a need. And I'm making it fun ish
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: by like offering like probably like a enter into a raffle.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: And I got I posted on like local Facebook pages
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: and people are like, that's so ridiculous. Do you have
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: to do a raffle for a food drive? Like well, yeah,
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: well like everybody, Yeah, it's just it's just like a
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: fun thing. Like what the fuck are you doing right?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Ye asshole?
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I want I want to go back to
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: dad real quick on his thing because guys, I completely
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: I agree with what both of you are saying. But
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: she does not say I girl boss close too close
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: to the sun. She said, did you girl boss close
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: to the sun? So you're thing of saying like, oh,
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: I'm a girl boss and we need to do that
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: is okay because it changing the eye and you completely
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: changes the meaning of the lyric.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Eyed Well, I think that you meant like because you
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: know how they say, uh if a man is uh
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: like a boss or whatever, and he's he's no nonsense boss,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: everybody's like, oh, he's just a no nonsense. But if
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: a female acts the same exact way, she's labeled as
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: a bitch. So I was thinking that it would been
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: okay if it was a boy boss too close to
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: the sun, But since you're a girl boss too close
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: to the sun, there is That's what I thought.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I think if girl boxes boss is a kind of
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: more of a toxic term, then that song is about
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Blake Lively. Blake Lively ship on so many of her
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: co stars from Gossip Girl.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know about.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: But then she just then she took over this movie,
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: this book turned into a movie and made it about
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: selling her beauty line, selling her like all this disgusting
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: stuff that should not be attached to domestic violence theme movie.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: So she did kind of like girl boss in a
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: bad way. And I think that, like girl boss should
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: be kind of a toxic term because like, but that's
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: what Blake Lively was doing because she was using her female.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: God.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: I feel so bad talk about like gaze not gay,
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: but this white man. But she was using like you
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: know how we're trying to people that are survivors of
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: domestic violence, we want to use survivor, not victim. But
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: she was using people the victim to profit off of it.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: So she was.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Using her like feminine struggles to profit. So maybe she
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: was girl bossing. Yeah, and she no.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Idea, I like what you're saying. I was just because Yeah.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: And then afterwards she goes, I like them cloaked and
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: and and scandal and she's always in like some designer
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: things and stuff like that.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: And her designs aren't even good.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Can we talk about that?
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Like the heck was those outfits?
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Yea, we need the next And it's maybe too young
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: for this reference, but we need another. Joan Rivers. Joan
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Rivers would break them through the coals if they dressed
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: like shit, and we need that. And they painted her
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: as bad for like judging people on what they wore.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: You're wearing, You're getting paid to wear a thousands of
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: dollars worth of jewelry and dress and makeup and stuff.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Who cares if you look like hammered dog shad like
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: like you're gonna take offense to that.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, disgusting seeing your tattoo again. Have you ever seen
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Practical Magic?
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, good, because, uh, these two have it, and I
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: keep saying we need to watch it.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: They're they're not, they're not.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: I want to watch it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: But what's preventing you?
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: I just haven't.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, you've okay, you've seen a lot of good movies.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Procal magic is. I hope that you like it. There's
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: a lot of nostalgia because what age were you when
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: you watched it? Do you think were you like a
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: young kid or teenager?
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Fourteen?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, beautiful, so this reminds you of it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: But yeah, especially when she's like and as they always say,
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: play lavender, play lavender for luck, Rosemary by your garden
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: gate and sprinkled soul over your shoulder.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: My god, Jeremy's gonna love that. I'm thinking it's given
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: like a listener. I got a lavender tattoo with like
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: some lavender and and I'm it's given me right now,
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: like wicked vibes because of all there, and I fucking
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: like I would murder suicide to get to meet Ariana.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: And they're having a live performance. I know, I want
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: to go.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: I think I think it's pre record.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Did no you get tickets for it?
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: You can? Yeah, Bailey going on that like he's doing
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: like a fun love John with Bailey.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: It'll be streaming on Peacock, but it's in front of
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: a live audience. Yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: I love I love Wicked, Okay away.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: I saw it when I went to New York on Broadway.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Worst show ever. Really, they were great, but I was
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: in front of a bunch of elementary schoolers and it
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: was right after the movie came out, and so they
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: knew the first act, so they were singing along to
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: it in the theater on Broadway. And then the second
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: act they know what was happening because the movie hasn't
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: come out yet, so they were just talking and chewing
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: and wrinkling their stuff, and so many people were like,
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: like be quiet, and then the parents or the teachers
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: literally did nothing.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I would have pulled a mis trench bowl by their pigtails, get.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: The fuck out of here.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't know the second the second act is my favorite.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: The music is I think it's so much better than
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: the first act.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: And the the relationship between like having a female and
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: female relationship, that about friend. Even though I don't want
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: to give a spoilers, I just get spoilers because if
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: you haven't watched Wicked or no Wicked.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: But but I kind of feel like you're talking about
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen too yet.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just saying I think that Alphaba is obviously Boss. Yeah, amazing.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: I do kind of feel like there's a lot of
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Jonathan baileies out there, like don't ship, don't don't fuck
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: around with your friend. No, yeah, don't fuck around with
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: your friend.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: I told Mattie what happens in the second act?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, don't tell me. I'm so excited, like yeah, yeah.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: But anyways, I get the usher. I think kids should
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: not be allowed to go to the movie, go to.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: The theater, maybe York on Broadway.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Like, no, you should have, you should have got you
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: should have gone Blake Lively on them. Yeah, you should have.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: You should have fucking girl boss then.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Or was it you and I talking about to where
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: like maybe if kids us I don't know. If kids
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: do go to the theater, they get like to go
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: during the daytime before like one pm, and then if
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: they do well, then they get like some kind of
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: voucher to where okay, you can go to a seven
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: o'clock showing now in the future.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Was that I love I don't know, but I love
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: that the conversations you have with your daughters. I think
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: I think that there should be a couple of things
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: like grocery shopping. There should be if you're a vi
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: P and same with like TSA, you should get special treatment.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: I put my carts away, I am polite, I make
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: small chit chat with the cashier. I fucking I drive
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: on the right side of the road in the aisleways.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: I'm not testing. I should get special privileges and all
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: of the like whot nanny going on over here, they
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: should go at the worst times when.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: They don't like they're not they don't understand, like, well,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: if I can leave my car here, people can't get by,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: but they're like you.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: And same thing with like parking, Like I don't think
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: that I should have to park far away because a
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: woman got no offense, someone got knocked up and is parking.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: There should be a pregnant parking Number.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: One, they're pregnant parking.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's pregnate parking at well, they're usually baby stores,
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: so now I feel like a asshole. I forgot about that.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: That was it was that like baby's arrest before they close. Okay, Okay,
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: I retract that last attracted that latest statement.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, So I guess for.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: A wrap up, Dad always asks us a fun question.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: So I have a fun question for everybody her. Uh,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: let me grab it really quick.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: It's so colorful.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: I love.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Actually, you don't think it's too much.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: No, I think it's just enough. I think you could
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: even add like, oh you did perfect, Yeah, but you
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: did so.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: So my next one is gonna be, uh, a portrait
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: of gus with like a very like old antique frame
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: around it.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: That's cool.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: So and the next April, I'm throwing Gusca's birthday party
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: birthday of April first, and he was born around that time,
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: so I just made it April fools Day. But I'm
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: doing it as a fundraiser for the Humane Society. It's
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: going to be at a brewery that adults the kids
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: can go too too. The food is made in a
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: food cart. It's going to be sponsored. I'm getting Bentley's
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: to help out there as well, because I befriended them now.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: And I don't they give me a job. I have asked,
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: like so many times, Oh my.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: God, are you I'm friends with one of the girls
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: at the Downtown One.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've asked so many times. Okay, and they offered
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: my mom a job, but not me.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Are they hiring?
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I'm friends on Instagram with a few of them,
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: so I will like name drop you and then I
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: go every Saturday. So if you guys ever want to
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: go to to Bentley's on Saturday, because every time you
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: bring your dog in there, they donated.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: A whole Yeah.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: So anyway, yeah, so anyway, So yeah, we're doing a
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: fundraiser in April for Guscus for the Mean Society.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: I actually am in love with how big this dog's
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: birthday party.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Kathy is gonna be making the cupcakes because it's gonna
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: be dogs catshit, like look like cat ship because that's
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: the favorite foods cat shit.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: So you're so real because my dogs do yeah.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Like like little sprinkle things for like the kitty litter. Yeah,
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: that's h And I'll be doing like games out front.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: There's gonna be a photo op for Gus Like there's
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: gonna be like murder and it's gonna be he's gonna
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: be fourteen okay, and it's gonna be catered, but you
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: pay like like twenty bucks to come and all of
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: the proceeds go because I'm gonna get a sponsor for
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: the catering and then all of the proceeds go to
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: she made sity.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: That's like amazing for you.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: If you are on a deserted island right now, what
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: are the five items you would bring with you?
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: So are we being like realistic or is it like.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Like if you bring your phone, it'll work no matter.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: What, or do I have to like I'm gonna bring
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: a helicopteringin you know what I mean?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe you can only hold it within a backpack?
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Do you want just to go one by one beach
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: less an item until we get somebody is all five? Five? Okay? Okay, okay,
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: And does the item have to be real.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Isn't it in my backpack?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Or you can have one bigger item that you can hold.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: So I have to actually either have it on my person.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Like you could bring a cell phone, but
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: there's probably no so it wouldn't work.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, wow, okay, So five items desert island?
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: What type of desert I was thinking, I thought you
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: said deserted island.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I think I did, but I meant like a desert island.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Perfect. Does the this is gonna like piss off the
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: listener that we're asking so many questions. Does the desert
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: island or desert island? Does it have trees and bushes
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: and like grapes, like like food, like.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Bananas, like castaway?
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: It's like exactly, Okay, I would bring flint steel. What
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: is it? Flint and steal to make fire?
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm not even.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: I would bring like the dried food you know that
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: you just are ease. I don't know, but I would
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: bring that. I would bring a chat hatchet and a knife,
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: that's what for a little like carving knife.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: And I want to bring one fun thing.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: I would probably bring like a dictionary, because that's a
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: really big book. And by the time I get off,
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: I'll be really smart. I'll know every word.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I know, well, not to ruin the book for you.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: But the zebra did it.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: I don't get it.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: I don't get it.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Well, we need to look up with the last I know.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I wish I knew what the last?
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Hey, Siri, what's the what's the last word in the dictionary.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Please, okad in the dictionary.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: But it's not. It's not my my primary physician that
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: I've had for like through everything, like every I can't
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: talk how I would normally talk. He's been through a
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: lot with me. He's a Bengdean descent, has an accent,
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: so I just find comfort and accent.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, he was.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, doctor super we've been through a girl.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you when you're like.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Your doctor through your Christmas special.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he didn't do my colonoscopy, but yeah, but
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: I've told all of the people you know that he's
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: my primary physician, so he deals.
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: With like you know, your primary primary is Yeah, it
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: means U g E n u s a guinness of
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: South African weavils that have become the last word in
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: many English dictionaries.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Oh it's like a little bug.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, So what were yours again?
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Flint and steel, dehydrated food, a hatchet, like a big
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: one to cut down like trees, and then a little
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: carving one, and then the dictionary okay, Marrion Webster Dictionary.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Because you're trying to survive, yeah, okay, try to live,
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: trying to let damn heavy.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, So I think I would bring I'd bring like, sorry,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: my microphone, I would start off. I think i'd also
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: bring flint and steel. Would I be able to successfully
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: use it? Probably not, but I'd like the idea that
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: I had it and could possibly use it. I think
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: i'd also bring I bring some rope, like a lot
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: of rope, like a really long rope.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, I ask a quick question, really, are we on
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: the same desert island together?
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: We okay?
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so a really long rope, and then i'd
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: bring I wouldn't bring two knives. That seems a little insane,
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: but I'd bring that really long knife that is like no,
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: that is like a normal knife on one side, but
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: then like a sharp knife on the other, you know
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: what I mean. Yeah, I'd bring one of the yes
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: rated So then I could like cut little brand chat
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: because I feel like I wouldn't need a whole tree down.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: I feel like I would just need like so oh
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: like Catus Everdeen's when she cuts down that like the
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: yellow Jackets. That's what I would use.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: I was thinking a big one so that okay, Joe, Okay,
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: So that I could cut down like fiber and make
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: my own rope, and a little knife.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Would be you could make your own rope. I think
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: if I was put in the situation, I would actually Brooklyn,
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: your name is slow Pope brook That was three.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: She has a dictionary so she can look up like
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: different words, how that comes, how they how she can
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: make rope right because.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: The dictionary shares that information. I feel like she could
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: put the dictionary would just tell you what a rope is.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't tell you how to make it, okay, so
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: what it'd.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Be like rope is twine.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: But if you put all of your energy into figuring
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: out how to make rope and not like the TikTok
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: bobbing thing, then you can you can figure out rope.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: You know the Indian guys who make those like places
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: fit on the forest. I watch a lot of those.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: I think I should yeah, yeah, okay, so naked and afraid.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah so love naked afraid? Okay, so what did I say?
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: So far?
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: And steel rope and then that knife catiness everyty knife,
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: and then I think I would also just bring like
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: a pencil and cult and like just a like a
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: notebook because I really like to draw but I also
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: really like to write, So I think to make sure
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: I don't go insane, I need to have like a journal,
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: but I don't want a big ass journal like you.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Can like when you get rescued or whatever.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: I could then like sell it and Frank style.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah I like that. Yeah, all right, So I think
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with So the reason I was laughing
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: is because like you all were, you all grew up
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: with hunger games to kind of train you what to
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: do in like really obscure situation. Like even though it
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: wasn't our generation, it was still really popular, like Gilligan's Island,
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: and they like spent all of that. They made elaborate
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: like stages for like a beauty pageant. They had like
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: the House.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Shakes was a musical. Yeah that I think about all
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Uh, to be or not to be?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: That is the question that you ask of me.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: They had so much like their huts were perfect. They
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: had like exercise machines, they howls like the millionaires, had
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: all of this elaborate stuff that they didn't decide to
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: like make a boat anyways. So that's what my general,
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: our generation, the generation before we were looking at. So
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: I would go with anyway. So I would go with
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: probably like a like a machine gun to like kill
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: like the wilderness, like the wildlife, to like hunt, okay, kill,
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: what'sting gun? Like a hunting gu I don't know if
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: that's a machine gun?
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Machine got I take is a war weapon.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: So I have a gun for hunting and like like
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: and that comes with like I can put that on
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: my back. So I got that good. I'm gonna get
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: like a really good mattress that's like water approof so
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: I can sleep. I'm gonna have a tent so I
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: can sleep, and I have shelters. I need to have that.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: So that's three I'm gonna have. Okay, I'm gonna have
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: something like suicide pills. So in case like I go
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: crazy and I need to like off myself, I'd rather
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: just go in my sleep than to like drown myself
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: or like jump off a cliff. So I'd rather just
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: go in my sleep. So like suicide pills like death
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: with dignity pills, I guess, and then.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Make sure that on the bottle before you get stranded.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I need something and then I'll bring us.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So my question is, how are you going to
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: fire your machine good with no ammo.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: No that the AMMO comes with it, right, I think.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I think it's like a box or two.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like they don't sell PEZ dispensers without PEZ, Yeah
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: they do.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: They always have like a little I think they come
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: with like, yeah, you could get like you could get
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: either just a PEZ or a PEZ.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: But I can fit a lot of bullets, so bullets
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: are separate from the gun.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I think that you could. I don't think you'd be
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: able to get your backpack full, but it'd probably comes
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: with like a case or two.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all I would need because I'm not gonna lie.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: I don't think I'm gonna last very long and on
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: an island, so I'd rather just be comfy for a
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: little bit, like kind of do my thing, and then
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: when I start to go mad, then I'm just gonna
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: kill myself.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Here's my question, because you bring you brought us, and
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: I don't want to assume that Gus would perish, because
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: he'll live forever. But if he did happen to perish
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: on that island, would you kill yourself before like it?
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: If you went mad while he was still alive, would
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: you hold it out till gus past or would you
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: just be like would you let us have fun?
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: And then I think I would probably need to die
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: before him, Okay, probably, Like but I'm or, would.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: You do like a suicide package?
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Romeo and Juliet. Yeah, when I die, I want
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: to die like the Pharaohs and stuff, so like all
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: of their animals and ones die with them. So that's
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: what I'm gonna do.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: So you're going to feed him a pill too?
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: I like, I like this, but I'm not going to
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: be on the island without him. And I can make like,
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: you know, real because I can make coconut pies with him,
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: and like I can get little tiny coconuts and then
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: make a little bra for him, like little plays on.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: You guys would have there. He puts up with so much,
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: and you know it's so funny, is you would do
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: that before you went mad? To rescue you, they be.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Like he's lost and you're like, all right, get what
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: would you pay?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I was gonna do the flint too.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you guys, Yeah, so practical.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: And then I would use a pot. I'd get a pot,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: like just I bring a pot. There's a book that
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: came out in like twenty ten called how to Survive
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: a Desert Island. I'll bring that that's three. Then I'd
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: bring a knife with the serrated thing like you said before,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: and then I'd probably bring a bunch of a fishing wire.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: I think that we should all make that mandatory to
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: read that book now then, right, Yeah, So then in
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: like in like a.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Month, all four of us are going to meet back
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: up in this room.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: And that's about what we were.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, because I don't think the time when the
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: plane's going down, you're like, let me grab that book.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: I honestly don't think I will ever be in that
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: situation because like, like imagine I'm like all my way
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: to work and then I get lost. I'm like what
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: the fuck? Like why would I be lost on a desert?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: Knows the chance of you having that book while you're
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: exactly so yeah.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Would choice be if I didn't?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, it would be a fun item because.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: You would lose your freaking mind.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Yea, I might. The bed might be the best way
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: to go, because trying to sleep on the ground all
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable would like start really messing with you. But if
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: you can actually get a good night's sleep, I think
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: the bed Wouldrobably.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: If we could have anything on the desert, it'd be
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: like a teleportation device like that would be mine.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Well I was thinking like you could do like a
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: satellite phone that works anywhere in the world, but that's
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: not very much fun.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it. This is fun. I like the
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: like the little stories and stuff. So yeah, this is great.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Well sweet sweet, Okay, hey look at us.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: We just well, Jeff end episode. We say classics missed.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, classics missed. That was fun. Conversation to Brooklyn.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Produced by Andrew, edited by Andrew Lipsy. Make sure you
• 1:01:54
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• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: listen next week. Next Thursday, another episode will be dropping.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: So yeah, thank you so much for listening.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: MH.