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82. Full House: Fast Friends · Notable Nostalgia

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  Because John Stamos is fucking gorgeous. So, but she's probably smoking as well,
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  like if they're siblings, right, No, she was, No,
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  she wasn't like when in that episode Jesse's referring to you, it's not like,
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  holy fuck, that's like a girl John SteamOS. So yeah, yeah,
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  no, no, no, she's not attractive as John SteamOS. No,
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  the right like if the right sibling died. I'm Ali, I'm Andy,
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  I'm Jeff, and I'm Ria. And this is notable in nostalgia.
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  Hello, Tannerino's welcome to Notable nostalgia. I'm Jeff. I'm joined by Ria
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  and Andy, and we have an extra special guest today, the ugly Zoe
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  de Chanelle herself, my beautiful sister Jesse. Welcome. Hello, Hello,
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  Yeah, thank you, my lampa. Oh right, that's another catchphrase from
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  Full House. Yeah, well welcome. I obviously know you're a huge old
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  House and nineties fan, which made Cholson's to invite you on the podcast for
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  epic eighty third episode. Yeah yeah, that's a monumental one. Okay,
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  so I should have done our eighty seventh episode because it premiered in nineteen eighty
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  seven. How should we leave yeah. Now, well I'll think, oh,
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  but there's four of us. Yeah, so eighty three plus four is
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  eighty seven. There go. Okay, So what we'll do is kind of
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  get to know you a little bit more, chit chat, do a lightning
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  ground, and then go into some facts and then just chit chat about the
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  episode a little bit. Okay. So I'm so, I'm I'm so hard
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  for me to go from work to like this, and and then like the
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  traffic was so bad. I was thinking my car the Secretary of Treasure,
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  not Treasury Transportation, it's Peet Bludha judge. And I just got so like
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  in my mind, I was getting so homophobic on the way here, because
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  I was like, if he was like, let's let's stop sucking cock,
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  he could do something to pick Yeah, fucking gay. Okay, let's see,
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  let's get to know you a little more. Let's see what are some
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  good questions. Okay, So I know personally that you're such a big fan
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  of San Francisco is full House? Why you got into San Francisco? Yeah?
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  I went. They picnicked in. Did you run? I might have?
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  I like that I probably did? Me and Dad did Is it cool?
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  Andy? No? I think that's pretty cool. I like, so
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  my thing is I like to go places and do things that like, not
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  a lot of people have, so it's a very small percentage of people that
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  actually went there for that reason. So I've I brought this up before,
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  but I've touched the Titanic, which is really cool. And my next vacation,
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  I'm gonna go touch the car that JFK was assassinated in. You can
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  touch the car. I supposed to, but i'd be touching stuff. Huh
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  yeah, I mean wasn't. They're gonna kick me out, so I'll just
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  make sure I do it before I leave. Anyway, They're like, oh,
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  fuck, you got me when you took pictures with the Titanic. Did
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  you know? I didn't. Oh, I don't believe any cameras. I
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  think they still your soul. Oh shit, no, some will believe that.
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  Like, well, yeah, I like indigenous people, right, Okay,
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  I know. I was just thinking, like, do you smile in
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  pictures of the Titanic? Ye? Well, so it was in Vegas,
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  and I didn't know we were going to the Titanic right when we went.
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  So I've been drinking a little bit and then in Vegas, if every little
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  stop, every little shop. If you buy two tall Boys, you get
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  a shot for free. So I was doing that all the time. So
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  I drink one, I take a shot, and then right went off of
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  my second one. They're like, hey, we're gonna go Titanic. I'm
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  like okay. So I start walking in and they go, hey, you
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  can't bring that with you, which I get. So I'm like, well,
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  shit, maybe I'll just chug it really quick. So about halfway through
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  the exhibit and he's getting real fucking toasty. So yeah, but it was
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  fun. Hey, I highly recommend it. I love that story. I
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  read in my research about you that you're a vegetarian. That's right, Well
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  I'm pretty much vegan now. But yes, okay, do you think that
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  My question for you is do you think that makes you better than him?
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  No? I feel like it doesn't. I feel better about myself. Okay,
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  okay, so let's do a lightning round so uh really quick? Uh
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  yeah yeah, lightning rounds to lighting around, lighting around me and youth music.
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  Okay, so clear your mind and everything. These are just gonna be
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  like some some random questions. Okay. Number one all time favorite show from
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  the nineties I'm now two and now yeah all time? Is that was that
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  aud the whole time? I probably No, I didn't see it on there.
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  I hope I didn't register. Oh that was whatever we used to play
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  Ashley since and If Okay, okay, all number two, all time favorite
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  crush of the nineties. So it used to be power Line. We'll still
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  it and Luke Perry, Yeah, I'm speaking of power Line. Did you
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  see the kid who played zero and Holes just want a World Mortal Combat competition
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  wearing the power Line jumpsuit a fucking gangs. Yeah, kind of interesting,
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  John, like a duty movie and mortile combat. Okay. Would you rather
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  be burnt alive or drowned? Drowned? Yeah? Why what? Don't want
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  to be burned? At least if you're drowning, you can just take water
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  in and just like flow it away. I bet it's like you're high or
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  super drunk or something. You just go to sleep. Yeah, Okay,
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  I think I know the answer. It would pick burn. It would pick
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  burn. It depends on the burn. Like if it was like a nuclear
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  blast, I think I would choose that happen. Okay, well that's different
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  then, Yeah, that's definitely somebody who's drowning might choose burned. Yeah,
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  they're probably this is the worst. Like, I don't do anything other than
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  this. Yeah, I'm so blat right now, I'm cool. What if
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  you got if you got murdered by the boy hot water? So it's a
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  mix of boat. Oh, I would choose ice at that. I'd rather
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  get frozen with a block of ice. All right, Okay, I think
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  I know the answer to this. But favorite spice girl probably ginger. What
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  you thought I was thinking? Scary? Scary? Yeah, ok because back
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  in the day we used to swing together and we would send spice girls and
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  she was ginger and scary. I was pausi and sporty, and then our
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  dog Kenny was big and spice And that's okay. Favorite bad of the nineties,
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  like trend and kind of thing. M h wet's see. I don't
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  know, probably like the jelly bracelet. Yeah, it's not very creative.
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  That's that's a fuck one, okay, be the famous vegetarian almost begin Would
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  you rather eat thirty pounds of beef or a dime size of a human?
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  A dime signe of a human? Yeah, there's no way I'm getting through
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  all that. No, fucking way, so you don't have to eat No,
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  it's not don't want to get it over with. Oh okay, so
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  you'd rather eat human a dime size over like gallons of beef. Yet that
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  was quick and painless. I like that. Ria, which one would you?
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  Would you rather eat thirty pounds of beef in a day or eat like
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  a dime size of a of a human in a day? That's so much?
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  Yeah, I mean I feel like we've established our anti cannibalism stands.
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  Yeah, but but I would go with the a dime size of human.
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  Yeah, a dime bag, a human dime bag, I think you right?
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  Yeah, getting thirty pounds of bees the bees are really nice cows,
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  like they did really good things in their lives. The person was like really
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  yeah, then totally the human Well, the humans still alive, but you
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  just got hate and you know, okay, So that was lighting around something
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  like chaotic without Alley. Okay, So what is something we ask everybody is,
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  uh, what is something from the nineties that you were nostalgic for?
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  Oh my gosh, I was just telling someone that that works. So I
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  got bunny ears for the TV and sometimes I'll just watch TV and like I
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  like the commercials. I don't know why, but it's I like them.
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  I'm with you. I don't thee Yeah, maybe it's because of it's an
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  assualdia thing or because you get a break. Maybe that's it so you can
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  be on your phone, so you know. I don't know, but I
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  also enjoyed commercial I totally get that. I get commercial when I watched Pluto
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  TV. Yeah, but it's always like the same one. Yeah, it
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  kind of gets like I don't know, TV is kind of similar too,
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  but at least there's more variety. Like every time I watch Pluto, it's
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  just about the Ukraine thing. I know, Yahn that needs to we need
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  to get rid of that or get no help them or something. I don't
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  know. I can't figure all that out right now. Okay, okay,
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  so everybody will start one a time. But what's so today we're gonna be
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  uh talking about episodes five of season seven of Full House, titled Fast Friends.
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  Full House ran from September ninety or eighty seven to It's so dark in
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  here but it's so nice, So it's fine to May nineteen eighty five,
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  but started John SteamOS, I put little notes next to what I think of
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  them? Uh come jumpster in my head. Dave, Yeah, she gets
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  it. Dave Coolier Atlanta. It's morrisets X recovered as of right now.
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  Al drug addict Jody Sweden. Oh yeah, she used to do drugs,
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  like a lot of drugs. The coke coke, Yeah, she gets it.
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  Candice Cameron DJ my I put others my favorite homophobe, Like I love
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  her. I don't know, okay? Uh fat asses, Mary Kayton,
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  Ashley Olson, so bad. Laurie Laughlin played Aunt Becky. She wished my
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  guests my dog Gus Gus a happy birthday on his Instagram. Gus Gus underscore
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  the dog playing and then the goat greatest of all time. Bob Sagett played
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  Danny Tanner. So good, Okay. Full House is a tale about a
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  recently widowed father and his free three young girls who's rocker brother in law and
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  comedian best friend move in to assist in craziness ensues. Definitely appointment television for
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  a different error. I love all right right, It's like so good,
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  God is thinking Andy. The show had an average rating of ten point nine
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  to seventeen point four million viewers. Like that's outrageous. Yeah, now that'd
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  be like number one or two every fucking time. Yeah, because we've talked
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  about this before, but I think Game of Thrones had eighteen million, I
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  think, and that was like unheard of for years prior to that. So
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  yeah, full House was a staple of TGIF Think Goodness It's Friday, which
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  included shows like step by Step, Boy Meets World, Hanging with Mister Cooper,
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  and Dinosaurs, just to name a few. So did y'all watch t
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  g IF? No, you didn't watch t JF. No, I don't.
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  I don't really watch the TV at nighttime. We were watching it on
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  the weekends in the morning. But I remember watching Boy Meat's World when I
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  was like ten or eleven ish after went to Disney after this original run,
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  and I vaguely remember watching Full House, but not like enough because I was
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  like, I don't know, I can't really remember it, but I felt
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  like I really enjoyed it. I must have been really young watching it,
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  because I don't have like any memories. Really. Did you watch any t
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  JF shows Rhea like at the time or later in life? No? No,
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  no, no, you don't know who? Do you know who?
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  Topanga is? If I say Topanga to you, do you know who Topengca
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  is? Like I can, I know, Yes, I know who that
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  is. Yes. I've watched all of the series of Boy Meat's World a
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  few years ago, several years ago. Now, I hurt my back really
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  bad because I have autoimmune disease and I got clamadia and it spur and Gunner
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  at the same time, and it sparked my autoimmune disease and I couldn't walk
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  for a while. And I watched all of boy meats Were from start to
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  finish, and I remember my dad's now ex wife, Suzanne, Fuck you
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  Suzanne would would would come home and make lunch with it for me, and
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  then you know, and so I'm staying at their house and I would be
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  watching boy Meet's World, but yeah, she's listening to fuck You Suzanne the
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  World. It's not a good show, but I love it. I don't
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  know why I like Wyve Thrilled so much. Some of some episodes are so
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  fucking bad, like but some of them are really funny. So give and
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  take. What's your grace's experience with with Full House, specifically specifically Andy.
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  I vaguely remember watching it as a kid. I remember I did. I
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  remember when I as a little kid. I did like when Mary Kay and
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  Ashley Olson were older, so I liked the older episodes. But I remember
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  like being in middle school. Not middle schools to way too late, but
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  I remember like in like elementary school and talking to other kids and like we
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  didn't really have the Internet at the time, so nobody really knew what happened
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  to the mom. So I remember everybody had like, well, I think
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  she's dead. Is she dead? Oh? I thought she moved out.
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  Oh maybe, But nobody really knew because there's no way for It's like Chucky
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  from Regrets. Nobody really knew because there's no Internet. So if you missed
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  one episode that they say it, then you wouldn't know because you couldn't go
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  back to watch that episode. So yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, they
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  don't really talk about it too much, like in the Pivotal episode where Kimmy
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  drinks and wants to drive. That one's pretty good. I feel like they
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  do talk about it a lot though, Oh Shade, I was so young.
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  Ria, what's your experience with Full House? This is the first episode
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  I've ever seen. What Well, there's so many good ones, so many
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  good ones so many, Jesse, what's what draws you to Full House?
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  Like, what are some things you love about this show? Well, before
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  I answer that real quick, I just rewatched Hanging with Mister Cooper and I
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  feel like that show got was really underrated, So highly recommend and step by
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  step the dad is like super horny like all the time, like it's weird.
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  Anyways, a full House, what do you mean, Bob Saget Jesse
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  rock bands freaking Max Goof makes an appearance like it's just a good show.
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  Besides Michelle, I don't like Michelle. Do they have like flashbacks of the
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  mom in any episodes, because even a home video because John SteamOS is fucking
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  gorgeous. So, but she's probably smoking as well, like if they're siblings,
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  right, no, no she was, No, she wasn't. Like
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  when in that episode Jesse's referring to you, it's not like, holy fuck,
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  that's like a girl, John SteamOS. Oh yeah yeah, no,
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  no, no, no, she's not attractive as John Seamos. No,
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  the right like the right sibling died. You know what they say, you
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  can always make more kids, but you can't make more parents. So John
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  John SteamOS his daughters I'm I don't know the whole set Jesse. Jesse explained,
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  Okay, So who's Danny. So Danny Tanner is the dad, the
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  widow dad that his wife died because someone drunk droll and killed her. He
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  has the three girls seget okay. And then John Stamos is uncle Jesse and
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  he was his wife's brother, so they're brothers in law. Okay. And
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  then Joey is Danny's college best friend. Okay, So why do they live
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  together. Well, because his wife died, he had these three young girls,
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  and so they just like came to help them. And then it just
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  blossom into the beautiful three adults and three children relationship with comment and it just
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  worked. And I do feel like the parts were like Jesse almost moves out,
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  but then like the kids are like, no, we don't want you
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  to move out, so it moves into like the attic or something like that.
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  I do redo the attic. I was like so little that there's all
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  these little parts from episodes, but like it's not a full story in my
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  head, which is super confusing. Like I remember there's a part where like
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  there's like a dog in the backyard with like a bunch of other dogs,
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  like they're having like a dog circus or something. Oh yeah, no,
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  it was that. Really that's an episode. Oh see yeah, see,
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  I'm getting all these pieces, but I can't fucking remember a full episode or
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  like anything. So it's weird. Yeah. Then I don't know what season
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  it is. Jesse probably knows. But uh, then Jesse Uncle Jesse marries
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  Becky who becomes Aunt Becky Lori Laughlin, and then those then they have those
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  two little ugly kids at the beginning of the episode, Nikki and Alex.
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  Oh yeah, I know, I hear that errors, their hair, their
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  terrors, Like if my kids were like that, like that whole cookie scene,
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  and I was just like I would kill them, not be like let's
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  play cookie or what. I was just like, no, was it human
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  cookie or dog cookie? Oh in the beginning at the beginning the table,
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  right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wrote some notes about that.
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  That was some bad parenting happening. Yes, okay, so we are going
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  to dive in. Then we'll get sidetracked, I'm sure. So here's my
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  episode review I wrote when I was the most stone and then uh, and
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  I didn't proof read it or anything like that. Okay, So the episode
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  begins with stupid Michelle attempting to teach the family dog comment to roll over mushroom
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  heads. Nicki and Alex demonstrate rolling for comment, and hilariousness ensues and sus
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  it's like my new wordingco like thank you. The opening begins. This has
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  got to be one of the best theme songs of the nineties, if not
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  of all time. It is good. Yeah, it's yeah, it's very
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  Whatever happened since you did to man the baby boy? What do you think
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  of the soft I call it a soft opening, like there's nothing really like.
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  I think it's all the cold cold opening, cold opening. Yeah,
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  it's or it doesn't have anything really to do with but I soft might be
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  there. I can't one of those terms. It was good. I mean,
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  now you know the characters. I guess she's kind of zany. I
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  guess, I don't know. Yeah, the dog's very talented. What do
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  you think of the opening scene? Rhea? I was just let I'll just
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  say this right now. I will never watch another episode ever. Know what
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  if we what if we episode review with you have to and we well,
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  yes, I know that's the only way. Ali's like, We're gonna watch
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  like eight more episodes of fifteen, and I'm like, no, we will
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  not fifteen. I thought I literally was writing my suicide note, like that's
• 19:25
  well, that's so dark. I shouldn't say that they or whatever I really
• 19:26
  was, I really wasn't. But okay. The show opens with okay,
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  sidebar the opening credits amazing, amazing, am I right? Like, does
• 19:37
  anyone have any to say about the opening credits? I love it? Remember
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  I sent you that we did that for my work to introduce our team.
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  We made like a full house opening with that music. Oh it's so good,
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  Yeah, incredible. I love it when they're like, do we like
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  throwing balls? Or like Becky and Pecky's like sniffing to flour, Like,
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  oh I didn't see Ei there, like that kind of thing. I love
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  that. Very iconic. I don't. I think anybody from probably age I
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  don't know, maybe twenty to sixty, if they hear that, they know
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  exactly. It's like I think it's on the like maybe not as big,
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  but it's near like that friend's theme song, Like it's really noticeable. Yeah,
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  so notable. Hey, I believe the show opens with this amazing music
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  sacs plane and a shot of the Golden gate Bridge. We see Danny in
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  the family's kitchen and Uncle Jesse's sitting at the table and Michelle about to and
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  with Michelle about to enjoy a piece of sausage, when all of a sudden,
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  Michelle interrupts and asks if she if he's gonna eat that sausage. This
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  is like the best like plot line. Okay. Uncle Jesse reluctantly gives Michelle
• 20:38
  the sausage sidebar. I hate it when kids slash spouses asked for share things
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  that are not meant for sharing. Like that was like fucking dick, Like
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  I'm not. Like Jeremy told me early on when I got with him and
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  our son Jackson, that kids will do that, They'll ask for the last
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  thing that you're currently eating or something like that. Fucking hate that. No,
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  this is mine. I have paid my dues. Yeah, if you
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  wanted one, he should have told me before we got these. I would
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  have ordered an extra one for you. So exactly. Yeah, do your
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  kids do that, Jesse? Yeah? Yeah, so annoying. Ria.
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  Does Ali do that to you, Like, can I have some of your
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  pot roast or something? No, Typically we don't eat the same thing,
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  so you don't why because I'm a really picky eater. I feel Ali would
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  be a picky eater. No, No, Stephanie, you know, recovering
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  drug addict. Nothing's wrong with that. I'm happy that she is the Jan
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  Brady of the group. She's definitely the middle child, that kind of thing.
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  Comes downstairs to ask Bob Saget for fashion advice, whose tie is way
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  too long. She is stressed due to starting at a new middle school and
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  not meeting any new friends yet. Uncle Jesse and Michelle give very unhelpful,
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  bitchy advice, and Stephanie seems defeated. Steph, you have nothing to worry
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  about. You'll look cool no matter what you wear. I don't feel cool.
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  It's been two weeks and I don't know anyone, and nobody knows me.
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  My home teacher still calls me gruel in the back, who grinds your
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  teeth. I mean, it's just gonna take a little time. You'll make
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  new friends. So it's so good. It's such a good opening scene.
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  Yeah. John Samos, he's like when he woke up, he's like,
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  I'm gonna put on two or three necklaces. One's not enough. He has
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  so much so many accessories around his neck during this intro scene. Yeah,
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  and Heythan forgets like he's a rock star, you know what I mean?
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  Yeah, is he like a full blown rock star? I feel like one
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  episode, doesn't he go to like Japan or something. Yeah? See,
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  I like all these little bits are getting together, but not enough to create
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  a whole story. Then why is he working at this like little radio station.
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  But he likes working at the radio station until but then then what happens
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  later on the what's the bar? The bar thing place called smash club smash
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  club? Then he inherits the smash club, and then I think they it's
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  like they stopped worrying about the radio show and then they moved on to that.
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  Now. Okay, so redistrict redistricting. I think it's a real thing,
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  right. They didn't make it up just for the show, like sometimes
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  they just dependent. They just switch where what school kids go to, maybe
• 23:19
  like a bigger cities like San Francisco. Yeah, see, I've never heard
• 23:22
  of that before, but I could see that happening, you know, like,
• 23:25
  hey, too many people moved in on the East Side, now you
• 23:26
  know something? But yeah, yeah, I don't know that kind of happened
• 23:30
  to us, but a new school was built. So that makes sense because
• 23:33
  now there's a whole brand new school that people had to go to. And
• 23:37
  when was this probably what happened? And when was this episode ninety three around
• 23:41
  there? Yeah, So I was like when it said like the post grunge
• 23:44
  thing, I'm like and I was like, oh, wait no, because
• 23:45
  Kurt died in ninety four, so it was right before that. I was
• 23:48
  like, oh shit, she probably hasn't made any friends because she's so unlikable.
• 23:53
  Well and it's not even she hasn't even gone to school one day yet,
• 23:56
  right, No, she's been going for a little bit, like I
• 24:00
  think a few days at least for a couple of weeks. Maybe we know,
• 24:04
  you know why she's not making friends? Why because a giant scrunchy that
• 24:10
  she wears like all the time. Ye like, take it out and take
• 24:14
  that shit out. We cut to Stephanie in the restroom at the middle school
• 24:19
  and really struggling in the toilet paper since she cannot get a hand the hand
• 24:23
  dryer they need to work. Yeah, and so that was I put that
• 24:26
  in my notes. Okay, one that bathroom is just fucking atrocious. Yeah,
• 24:30
  I don't know why. I don't understand why there's so much, why
• 24:33
  it's so dirty, I don't understand. But what was she doing with the
• 24:36
  toilet paper? I don't what was she trying to do? Dry your hands?
• 24:41
  Oh? See, that's so weird to me. Yeah, she didn't
• 24:42
  do it right, Yeah, because I mean just I mean, yeah,
• 24:47
  I guess it's a kids show, but I didn't know what the plan was.
• 24:49
  I was like, is she I had no idea until you just said
• 24:52
  that, why should bring so much toilet paper out? That's what She's probably
• 24:56
  the one dirting up this bathroom because its toilet paper fucking everywhere, so much
• 25:00
  fucking toilet paper in my life. It was just like, what are they
• 25:04
  doing. It's like they're just they're like, let's put toilet paper everywhere on
• 25:10
  the floor. Yeah, They're like, have you ever tepeed a house?
• 25:12
  No, let's start small with this bathroom floor, and they just sucking tepeed
• 25:18
  the floor. I guess, but yeah, it's it's insane. Ollo Okay,
• 25:23
  so she can't get the hand dryer thing each to work, and then
• 25:26
  all of a sudden, she me it's seventh grader named Nikki, a super
• 25:30
  cool chick. With cutoff jean shorts, knee high boots, and of course,
• 25:34
  the staple of the nineties, a flannel. Yeah, all of these
• 25:38
  are these two becoming fast friends. See it's the name of the title.
• 25:45
  What are you doing? You know these things should really come with instructions.
• 25:52
  Yeah, it is pretty complicated. Pretty complicated. Good one. Well bye.
• 26:04
  You're in sixth grade, right, yeah, but tipped you off?
• 26:07
  Can you smell my fear? No, your books are covered. You're in
• 26:14
  seventh grade, right. Yeah. My name is Mickey. I'm Sephanie.
• 26:22
  Thanks. Oh, I tried, it's broken. Well that was cool.
• 26:36
  So Nikki is she in further episodes? I don't recall because I think she
• 26:38
  gets kind of traded out for the other one. Yeah, it's Mickey.
• 26:44
  Her name is Mickey. Yeah. And do you like how she just like
• 26:48
  flew in there, like the fonds and it's like I'll do this, and
• 26:51
  she like hits the dryer and it just works. Yeah, that's so funny.
• 26:53
  You brought up the fond because I was thinking the exactly like they try
• 26:56
  to make it faun It's like, you know, instead of the radio thing
• 27:00
  or the jukebox, they did this to make her really cool. But it's
• 27:03
  not as cool because the bathroom it's the bathroom and not in a jukebox.
• 27:10
  Yeah, nobody cares about hand dryers except for Stephanie. I guess. Yeah.
• 27:14
  That was If anybody else was in there, they would have been like,
• 27:15
  Okay, she had difficulties with it, you know that made sense.
• 27:21
  Anybody else it was like, all right, cool, Yeah, she sefinitely
• 27:25
  might have some issues that she needs to work through. I think we now
• 27:30
  go to the local radio station where Uncle Jesse and Joey are a host of
• 27:33
  a show called rush Hour Renegades. They decide to have a boring his fuck
• 27:40
  segment where they include Jesse's niece DJ, her boyfriend Steve who's the voice of
• 27:45
  Aladdin. Oh that's cool now, yeah, and and her Banana's best That's
• 27:52
  the word I described to Keimmy with Banana's best friend, Kimmy Gibbler. Uncle
• 27:56
  Jesse and Joey waited until the very last minute to come up with a name
• 28:00
  for one of their segments. Very very just unprofessional, unprofessional yeah something,
• 28:10
  It's like something a novel novice podcast would do. Are you referring to ours?
• 28:15
  It is weird that old radio shows are just podcasts. I mean,
• 28:18
  I mean they, I mean it's so weird that, like people would listen
• 28:22
  to radio shows and then all it was was a podcast before the name podcast,
• 28:23
  you know. Oh my god, I just realized that by the time
• 28:26
  this episode airs, we're gonna know if we were winners or not in the
• 28:30
  that Thanny nominee of four. So that was really fun winning. Everybody makes
• 28:37
  sure you're checking out because we won. Yeah, Gangster, that really sucks
• 28:41
  losing. I can't believe we lost. I knew I'd gonna murder John Tesha.
• 28:48
  I don't think he's in the top three. Well no, oh,
• 28:52
  I love John Tesha. Yeah, that was really fun at that Galla.
• 28:56
  Yeah, and I don't have any ill Yeah. Okay, do do do
• 29:02
  do? Uncle Jesse and Joey wait until the very last blah blah okay,
• 29:04
  why would teenagers listen to? Okay, so they want to do a segment
• 29:07
  where teenagers give advice to other teenagers on this radio show. But my wonder
• 29:18
  about this was it's rush hour renegade, So I'm assuming it's story in rush
• 29:21
  hour, so it's either in the morning or it's in the evening. So
• 29:23
  our teenagers listened to the radio. But I guess it was a different time.
• 29:26
  Yeah, I guess maybe around five to six ish. Maybe that was
• 29:30
  a rush hour back then. So your parents aren't home yet, So yeah,
• 29:33
  maybe you're listening to radio. I guess. I don't know. I
• 29:34
  guess when me and Jesse were kids, like we listened to the radio.
• 29:37
  I mean, like would record our favorite songs when it would come on on
• 29:40
  kid sette tape. Yeah. I used to record myself doing Conan's kits.
• 29:45
  Nice. Yeah, I remember that. I like that. Oh my god,
• 29:48
  remember this, Jesse, that fuck fuck radio. Oh my god.
• 29:56
  Yeah, we made a little radio show. Okay, So I'm surprised you
• 30:02
  didn't say anything about Joey's hair, Like no, so, like, did
• 30:07
  you see his hair in this segment at the radio station. It's so fluffy
• 30:10
  and molody. Yeah, but not in a good way. I would feel
• 30:15
  if like if I was Joey, Well that's another thing, Like do you
• 30:18
  think he's just like well fuck man? Like I wonder he was probably getting
• 30:21
  some money, you know what I mean, Like they're probably all getting paid
• 30:22
  pretty well. But you're still the guy next to fucking John Stamos every day,
• 30:29
  you know what I mean? Like no matter what, you're just like
• 30:30
  that guy is like a god, Like he's fucking gorgeous, Like I don't
• 30:36
  know, I feel bad for him. Yeah, because like out of the
• 30:38
  three male leads, you know, John Stamos is looking hot, Yeah,
• 30:42
  Danny Tanner is amazing, like he's he's his own species, and then Joey
• 30:48
  is Joey, you know, and he's not even funny. He's not really
• 30:51
  fine. Yeah. Maybe if you're like a little kid, you find him
• 30:52
  funny. But I was too busy focused on Danny and Jesse. Yeah yeah,
• 30:57
  yeah, Okay, So Jesse and Joey are like arguing and bickering about
• 31:03
  like the name of the title, which is not important at all, and
• 31:06
  then they Jesse kind of assaults Joey by pointing him by his ear out to
• 31:11
  the hallway. The teens DJ Stephen Kimmy give stupid advice to the caller,
• 31:17
  and the caller throchhade by saying that they're just going to call Howard Stern instead.
• 31:21
  Yeah. Yeah, And there's so much dead air when they're arguing,
• 31:26
  like whoever's owning this radio state. I've watched a lot of Rager and you
• 31:30
  don't let dead air go no, and like All of the Dead air a
• 31:33
  few minutes ago, moments ago, and our show that could just be edited
• 31:36
  or sound effects or yeah, Ashley Simson like I was literally about to say,
• 31:41
  or I could put Ashley Simson's socking. I'm not joking at all.
• 31:44
  That's so funny. I love Pieces of Me. That's my favorite, Okay,
• 31:48
  Mike, Yeah, Jeff, I think the name of the show that
• 31:52
  they were arguing about doesn't matter because one clearly sucked. What were they again?
• 31:57
  If you remember, Jesse was yeah, I was yakking with Youth,
• 32:01
  and Joey's was teen Talk. And while yaking with Youth is stupid, when
• 32:07
  Jesse sang it, I was like, my god, he is the voice
• 32:09
  of an angel. But it's still a dumb name for a show like teen
• 32:13
  Talk clearly wins, right, Yeah, yeah, especially if you're going for
• 32:17
  a high school yaking with youth. I could see maybe if it's like elementary
• 32:21
  school, because oh, yack, I don't know yaks are Yak is a
• 32:23
  funny word. It has a you and the in it. Yeah, I
• 32:27
  get yak yak with the youth. Oh I like that. Don't talk back?
• 32:32
  Yeah, I guess you do. You have something to say? Andy,
• 32:36
  Uh no, I don't think you got to the part yet where Marla
• 32:38
  suckle Off is in there. I was like, oh shit, she's in
• 32:40
  there. Oh okay, I thought you're gonna mention your future podcast or now.
• 32:45
  Oh I mean yeah, well, no, that's fun. Yeah,
• 32:51
  okay. So we cut back to the Tanner House, where Danny is babysitting
• 32:54
  Michelle's evil classmate Aaron, whose former babies that are apparently was attacked by Aaron
• 33:00
  because she's like twitching or something. Aaron wants to whead. I don't know.
• 33:07
  I assumed that he's like the villain of the of Michelle's you know,
• 33:10
  universe. So I think that he's like a terror I guess I don't.
• 33:15
  They don't explain it, did they, Jesse? Well, yeah, he's
• 33:19
  just like a little brad kid. It causes chaos. Well, remember we
• 33:24
  did that horrible movie, was it? MUNCHI No? Oh? Cruel intentions.
• 33:31
  Cruel intentions. Remember the main character are like what happened to the nurse?
• 33:36
  I heard she's getting better. I feel like this kid is on his
• 33:37
  way to be just as evil. Yeah? Yeah, is Ryan Philippie.
• 33:43
  Yeah, he's like an early Ryan Philippi, Jess, you've seen Cruel Intentions.
• 33:46
  Yeah, yeah, it's been a while though. We rewatched it,
• 33:51
  and listeners. If you want to just hear us talk about it, just
• 33:54
  listen to that episode. But oh my god, that was a horrible movie.
• 33:58
  Yeah, we didn't know that. Fucking high schoolers. Yeah, yeah,
• 34:04
  that's insane. So and it's a really bad movie. Yeah. Okay.
• 34:08
  So Aaron, the evil little bastard, wants a snack and informs Danny
• 34:15
  that he has allergic to raisins, which Danny replies raisins that it is.
• 34:19
  Then, yeah, so that was so fucking dicky. Yeah, he wanted
• 34:22
  to kill him for sure. Yeah. How's it come with Aaron? How
• 34:27
  do I look like it's going? Honey, it won't be much longer.
• 34:31
  I just I promised his mom, i'd, you know, I'd help her
• 34:35
  out until his regular babysitter stops twitching. This fight is a joke. No
• 34:40
  king dogs, no ho hoest, no nattybody's it's bone dry. I have
• 34:47
  raisins, I'm allergic to raisins. By the flop and I can't talk my
• 34:52
  raisins. Raisins it is. Then Stephanie comes home with Nikki and then it's
• 35:00
  discovered. Danny starts to discover through some casual conversation that she is a bad
• 35:05
  girl with skipping class, stealing donuts, and the worst calling her mother by
• 35:10
  her first name. She has a little bit of an edge. Yeah,
• 35:14
  these are horrible things that the kid can do. Stephanie freaks the fuck out
• 35:17
  when Danny questions the kind of kid Mickey is, and dramatic music plays.
• 35:23
  Mackey, can I get you anything? How about a note to get me
• 35:25
  out of gym tomorrow? I'm kidding how to write my own notes? Really?
• 35:37
  It's Micky's in seventh grade. She she'll be how to get free donuts
• 35:40
  from the teacher's lounge. Really, you guys want to play a game with
• 35:46
  us up fairs? Michelle, we're in junior high. Give me a break.
• 35:52
  Yesterday nobody wouldn't even talk to her. So dead can makee stay for
• 35:59
  dinner? Well? Sure, oh thanks, but it's my turn to make
• 36:04
  dinner for me in Janet, your sister my mother Seya by Mickey bye bye,
• 36:13
  So she calls her mother Janet. Yeah, isn't she cool? Danny,
• 36:21
  Dad, I don't know. It seems to me that Mickey has a
• 36:25
  little bit of an edge, you know, an edge? Dad? You
• 36:29
  make her sound like she's a criminal. Well no, I didn't say that,
• 36:31
  but that's what you're thinking, aren't you. Great. I finally find
• 36:36
  a friend and you hate her. I don't hate her. Well, you
• 36:37
  don't like her. I don't even know her, but you think you do.
• 36:39
  And you're wrong. Whatever you think about her, you're wrong. What
• 36:46
  did y'all think about this little this little situation here. I thought, like,
• 36:52
  as a parent, I think he would like if it was real life,
• 36:54
  I think Danny would be such a good dad, Like he just he
• 36:58
  felt like he was like actually caring about the kids, like you know,
• 37:01
  your daughter and everything, and he's just I was like, oh, that's
• 37:04
  he's like a nice dad, Like I wouldn't mind having a dad like that.
• 37:07
  So but h yeah, no, it is funny because I was like,
• 37:09
  oh, she has kind of had a little bit of an edge,
• 37:12
  and I said that joke like in my head, and then he goes,
• 37:15
  I don't know, Steph, she kind of has a little bit of an
• 37:16
  edge, Like weird, that's crazy, you know, So like Andy Tanner,
• 37:22
  Yeah, and you know, I made this joke for like fifteen years
• 37:24
  that if I started doing DJ, my name would be DJ Tanner. But
• 37:28
  now it's like all over the internet. I should learned how to DJ fifteen
• 37:30
  years ago. I think we talked about this too. So there's DJ Tanner
• 37:34
  from this show, and then in the reboot Fuller House, Stephanie is a
• 37:38
  DJ spoiler alert, and she goes by the name DJ Tanner. That's what
• 37:43
  it was that pissed me off so much. Yeah, I have a friend
• 37:45
  that's a DJ, really good. His name is Manny, so I always
• 37:49
  trying to think of good DJ name for him. So I have DJ Manchester
• 37:52
  United, DJ man Child, DJ man hole Cover, DJ Mandy More,
• 38:00
  and I have a lot more, but they're fun. What would be a
• 38:02
  good DJ name for me? Jeff Killer? Oh no, no Killer,
• 38:09
  that'll kill jeff Er. Yeah, uh, DJ Ridiculous Boom Jesse, Uh,
• 38:22
  DJ hold on Her Best in the Jest or Jest of the West,
• 38:29
  No, DJ Jest of the West like Best of the West. That one's
• 38:32
  not as good, but it's okay. Yeah, she get books clubs,
• 38:37
  Yeah easy, nice, okay, Ria, What did you think of this
• 38:40
  little scene? Like would you think of Danny and Stephanie and Mickey and well
• 38:45
  as being like the person whose parents were like, I don't know if you
• 38:50
  should hang out with that person anymore. I was just like, this is
• 38:52
  really overblown. It felt really I was just like, you're freaking out over
• 38:59
  because he stole donuts because she calls her mom by her first name. I
• 39:05
  was just like, it's fine, it's fine. Yeah, Jackson understands now
• 39:10
  that when he calls me Dad that he gets away with more because I'm the
• 39:15
  bonus parent. But like if he says Jeff, it's like it's fifty fifty.
• 39:19
  But if he says, hey, Dad, can we go blah blah
• 39:21
  blah, I'm like, yes, Son, Yes, Son. He does
• 39:24
  how to manipulate me. Okay, So Nicky and Mickey and Stephanie are in
• 39:30
  the restroom chit chatting about makeup or whatever, when Mickey's friends enter and talk
• 39:35
  about their hot mouth teacher sidebar mister Hammerton or right Jesse yea yea video production
• 39:40
  teacher all the way. He was so hot. I saw him not to
• 39:43
  long ago downtown and I wanted to say something, but like he probably never
• 39:49
  remembered me, even though I talked about him and like jerked off to him
• 39:52
  like so much. I got like one hundred and twenty percent in his class
• 39:55
  because I fucking killed every one of my video productions, Like every single one
• 40:00
  was so well done, that's all. Did you have him, Maria,
• 40:06
  I didn't. I was like a ta for him, and I think I
• 40:09
  was the only person in our school who did not find him attractive. I
• 40:13
  thought he was too skinny. Oh, my best friend and super fan of
• 40:17
  the podcast, Kayleeen, she was in that class with me and we had
• 40:21
  to do like a small little I don't know what the assignment was like video.
• 40:24
  So we both had a crush on him, especially her, and so
• 40:29
  we did one of her. The storyline was, she's really thirsty, so
• 40:31
  she's gonna go get something to drink and then come back to class. That's
• 40:35
  the whole storyline. So she, you know, it looks all sad,
• 40:37
  blah blah blah, gets to the drinking fountain, takes a refreshing drink,
• 40:40
  and I do like close up of her lips wiping off the water, and
• 40:44
  then she starts doing all these like hair flips dramatically and dancing erotically and everything.
• 40:50
  Just I don't know what our purpose of us doing that was, Like
• 40:52
  we were trying to entice this adult male to have I don't know what our
• 40:55
  goal was, but kids, he's so hot though. Okay, yeah,
• 41:02
  anyways, mister hammerdinger. Okay, so Stephanie makes some bad dad jokes that
• 41:07
  do not land, and the girls starts smoking in the restroom. Stephanie starts
• 41:12
  to leave the restroom as the meanie's taunt her. I better not. How
• 41:17
  come I'm trying to quit? You should have seen my last chest x right.
• 41:25
  Sixth graders are terminally pathetic. Oh, there's about we better get going.
• 41:37
  Hey, give her a break. She's a good kid. Oh yeah,
• 41:40
  then why don't you go be a good kid with her? All right?
• 41:43
  So what did you think about this? It's another scene to where someone
• 41:45
  like leaves the room and they get so tired they have to stop right when
• 41:49
  they leave the room and like lay down on the door. Yeah yeah,
• 41:53
  oh my god, I wrote the same thing down. I'm like, why
• 41:57
  would she being on that door and there's like five people in the bathroom.
• 42:00
  They're going to open that door pretty down? Yeah, blocking it's some fucking
• 42:05
  weird Yeah, someone, what if it came into the bathroom, she would
• 42:07
  have fallen over. Well, then, if you think about it, they're
• 42:09
  all smoking in there, which is creating a fire hazard, and she's blocking
• 42:14
  a fire exit. Like, if anything, she's pretty evil. And she
• 42:17
  laid all of that toilet papers. Yea, kill them. I love that.
• 42:24
  What do you think we have that scene? M M. I didn't
• 42:30
  think anyone smoked in school. No, I had friends that like smoked outside
• 42:36
  of school. But they're like, yeah, I don't know, Like I
• 42:37
  get my daughters though, I guess some kids vape now and the halways and
• 42:42
  stuff. Oh shit, really now, not the hallways. I'm gonna say
• 42:45
  the bathrooms. I'm gonna say the bathroom. Sorry, in the bathrooms.
• 42:49
  Yeah, so yeah, I guess a bunch of kids are vaping there.
• 42:53
  Yeah. Like, I just don't think we could have ever gotten away with
• 42:57
  smoking in the bathroom. Yeah, I know, because it's steam. It
• 43:01
  sells like cigarettes. I mean yeah, but I guess we're there in LA
• 43:06
  so maybe they're because I mean, our school we had quite a I was
• 43:08
  like eighteen hundred people or something like that, so it wasn't like a tiny
• 43:10
  school. But maybe they have like twenty thousand or something. I don't know.
• 43:14
  Yeah, I mean that's a little much saying. I mean, if
• 43:19
  they had a school that was like five times is big. No, that's
• 43:21
  still fucking twenty thousand people or ten thousand people almost, So yeah, I
• 43:23
  don't know. I don't get it. Yeah. Yeah, but like also
• 43:27
  our bathroom like windows didn't open, so like are they just sitting in a
• 43:34
  Yeah? I wonder what year it ended where you can't smoke inside like in
• 43:38
  teaching, because teacher's lounge lounges used to be able to smoke inside. Yeah,
• 43:43
  so I guess they're probably ninety four ninety threes, and I'm guessing that's
• 43:46
  just one hundred percent. Guess. I have no idea, just based out
• 43:50
  off nothing, off of the show, and this is this episode was the
• 43:52
  reason that's true. Maybe they didn't know they were smoking because the adults are
• 43:57
  smoking in the lounge. Yeah, so if they melt anything, and he'd
• 44:00
  be like, oh, it's it's a coach Carter. Ali if you're listening,
• 44:04
  look it up. Okay, let us know next episode. Oh,
• 44:07
  I was gonna say, Alie is not here today. We put them in
• 44:10
  rehab. Oh that's not funny, that's not fun for smoking. Yeah,
• 44:15
  okay, so Nikki Mickey blah blah blah, Oh do you have something to
• 44:21
  say about that one bitch that's in the Mean Girl group. Oh nope,
• 44:23
  but I did have a crush on her, like growing up my whole life.
• 44:27
  What's the name Mala Scarf Marla suckle Off? Yeah, she was also
• 44:31
  in Boy Meets World. Let me see, she was on a bunch of
• 44:37
  s She's in that movie Sugar and Spice. Sugar and Spice, dude was
• 44:39
  my car a bunch of other ones. But no, I just I saw.
• 44:44
  I was like, oh crap, that's like someone from my childhood I
• 44:45
  remember seeing here. So she kind of, uh, correct me if I'm
• 44:49
  wrong. Mickey goes away, and then she becomes Stephanie's friend, right,
• 44:54
  Jesse, Yeah, and there's a good episode coming up. Were they going
• 44:59
  on joy ride with those guys and they get that big car accident? Yeah
• 45:05
  remember that one? Yeah, of course I remember that one. Stephanie made
• 45:08
  the right decision. Stephanie always makes the right decision, whatever it takes.
• 45:12
  Yeah, I wonder if what's her name Mula? What Marla suckle Off?
• 45:15
  Is she? Like? Do you think she has like a side hustle?
• 45:19
  Like what does she do for work? Right now? I think she's still
• 45:21
  acting. She was just on the Boy Means World podcast recently. Oh so
• 45:24
  she's making a lot of money. I don't maybe, I mean I I
• 45:30
  follow her on Instagram and she seems like she's going. Okay, does she
• 45:32
  have a blue check mark? I don't know. But she was throwing diamonds
• 45:37
  in the toilet. Oh yeah, she's just like Gang Gang. I think,
• 45:42
  hold on, have you seen are you all on TikTok's TikTok? I'm
• 45:46
  starting to figure it out. There was like that new trend of people like
• 45:50
  gift like being ai acting like their ais and you gift them, which is
• 45:52
  so weird, don't do anything, and there's like gang Gang. I think
• 45:57
  they it's so fucking weird. I get so lost and that anyways, that's
• 46:00
  who cares. Nine five is when California band smoking Oh so close? Okay,
• 46:07
  so then so the so they the ah, the teachers might be smoking.
• 46:14
  So that's why they don't know that the kids are smoking, so they
• 46:15
  don't care. Could be and being like a teenager, like that's stressful.
• 46:20
  Like I understand smoking as a teenager. I don't I remember smoking. It's
• 46:25
  girl in my dad in my at my dad's house, in my bedroom and
• 46:29
  I was like really close to the window, like blowing it out, and
• 46:30
  I remember Jesse trying to throw me under the bus, and she was like
• 46:34
  he's smoking in his bedroom or something like that. But I got wait,
• 46:37
  well, first of all, Jeff always threw me under the bus, so
• 46:40
  yeah, but I got Everything's im the younger kid. I got so great.
• 46:47
  Okay. Stephanie is home from school and goes to her bedroom that she
• 46:52
  shares with that little bitch Michelle. Michelle probes about where Stephanie's friends are friend
• 46:58
  new friend is, and goes on to make Stephanie feel worse because Michelle appears
• 47:04
  to be more popular than Stephanie and shouts listening off where all of her friends
• 47:07
  are. Just because something is popular, it does not mean it is good.
• 47:14
  Well that was deep, deep, all right. Most people, Oh,
• 47:21
  okay, okay, just because something that is popular, this is fucked
• 47:24
  up. This is a quick segment of Jeff's cancel corner. Just because something
• 47:30
  is popular doesn't matter, does not make it good. Most people know about
• 47:34
  the Holocaust, but that was a complete bummer. Yeah, yeah, okay,
• 47:39
  So Stephanie, Michelle, that little boyfriend, kindergarten cop and pet cemetery
• 47:45
  he's in those two movies are playing and made up card game that completely sets
• 47:52
  Stephanie off. Luckily, Danny was apparently right outside the bedroom door to interfere.
• 47:59
  H Stephanie declares that she is done playing with six year olds, then
• 48:02
  cuts to her playing with Nikki and Alex, who are younger than six listening
• 48:07
  a friend. I don't know, Michell, I don't know my friends are
• 48:12
  Denise is at home, Derek said, dance class, hustle that kee both
• 48:15
  school. Okay, okay, just deal, Okay, hold your breath and
• 48:22
  pick three cards. What do you breathed? Mar I have to sing Happy
• 48:28
  Birthday to the King. So what are you talking about? Isn't even a
• 48:34
  real card game. You're making it up as you go along. So what
• 48:37
  that's how we play fun? I capture your queen. Hey, you can't
• 48:45
  do that. That's cheating. How would I cheat? Thrown on rules?
• 48:52
  Cheer cheat or Jean? You just gave us stupid stuks? Okaid, Hey,
• 48:55
  hey, hey, hey, whoa guys, the airport just called and
• 49:05
  complained about the noise. Okay, we're about to get to the best scene
• 49:08
  of the decade and everything. Okay, the best moment of the nineties occurs
• 49:15
  when Stephanie pretends to smoke one of the Krans. When Aunt Becky walks in,
• 49:19
  Stephanie attempts to clear the air of the Kran smoke. That is literally
• 49:22
  one of the best scenes in Like, I don't know who who directed that,
• 49:27
  who came up with that idea? It's funny, Yeah, it's funny.
• 49:31
  Uh go ahead. So at this point, I'm not sure if you
• 49:35
  missed yet, but at some point somebody goes, hey, the airport called
• 49:37
  and complained about the sound. Yeah, oh my god, yes, I
• 49:40
  wrote that down too, but like, why why did he say that?
• 49:44
  Again? I can't remember what would they They were all yelling and he goes,
• 49:46
  airport just called explained about the noise. I'm like, yeah, right,
• 49:51
  they wouldn't do that too. I don't understand the writing, because yeah,
• 49:53
  I was like, so why why would they? Okay, I know
• 49:57
  they actually didn't call it, just for him to make it, you know,
• 49:59
  the thing like why would an airport care about sound? Anyways? Is
• 50:04
  there something that I'm not sure that I don't know about that, Like asked
• 50:07
  we quiet your airports? The airports are really loud. Yeah, Now,
• 50:10
  if they said, like, hey, the old folks home called. You
• 50:14
  know, I'm like, okay, old people are trying to sleep, but
• 50:15
  yeah, airports are really loud. Oh maybe they're saying, hey, they're
• 50:19
  they're really loud. They're louder than we are. Yeah, but why would
• 50:22
  they complain about it? I didn't understand that at all. That was super
• 50:24
  weird. So I think there's something that I'm not aware about. When it
• 50:29
  comes to sound and airports. You have to do some research. Yeah,
• 50:35
  noticed that she grabbed the white crayon to smoke. Oh I did, Now
• 50:38
  I didn't. Yeah, And then she asked her toddler nephews if she looks
• 50:44
  cool, which the answer is yeah, well like she do look cool,
• 50:51
  and they're like, that's yucky. It's like, oh my god, why
• 50:52
  are you asking these toddlers? Why would they know what smoking is? Already?
• 50:57
  If nobody in the house smokes, Let we ask h Bowie Jesse's daughter,
• 51:04
  uh, if she's gonna get a nose piercing, because Jesse has a
• 51:06
  nose piercing. And then she says, now it's trashy funny that her daughter
• 51:15
  is awesome. Okay, do you have anything to add Rhea? I don't,
• 51:21
  although I will say, I got real sick of the laugh tracks.
• 51:24
  Sure, yeah, we're awful too much. So you did have something to
• 51:30
  add. Oh my gosh, laugh tracks are ridiculous, but I do like
• 51:37
  it when they're like when there's like a touching moment and they're like, ohh
• 51:40
  like that kind of thing. Okay, So back at the radio station,
• 51:45
  Uncle Jesse. Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, let's
• 51:47
  rewind. Okay, So she Stephanie attempts to clear the craned smoke air blah
• 51:52
  blah blah. Aunt Becky walks in. Oh, Sherry watched it in the
• 51:57
  previous sentence, and she's chit chatting with Stephanie and gives her like a horrible
• 52:01
  example of a time that, like adolescence was tough for her when she came
• 52:06
  in sack for like a beauty contest. Steph, thanks for watching the boys
• 52:09
  so much easier going down the cookie aisle without four extra arms shooting out of
• 52:14
  the cart. Sure I could watch him every day. Well, would your
• 52:16
  rather be with your new friend from school? Please send Pecky. Could you
• 52:21
  just not talk about friends or school? Oh stuff? I remember junior high.
• 52:25
  It can be pretty tough. It was tough for you too. Oh
• 52:30
  sure, I remember coming home crying when I came in second for Winter Princess.
• 52:37
  You actually cried over that? Well, yeah, I had a ride
• 52:42
  on the little float with only one snowflake attendant. Not a great example.
• 52:51
  Like that was kind of an asshole of her. Even though she caught herself,
• 52:54
  it's still like, well, you already did the damage. Like yeah,
• 52:57
  and then she's like, if you ever need to talk to me about
• 53:00
  something, let me know. No, she's obviously going through something. She's
• 53:02
  not gonna come to you. Yeah yeah, oh my god. But back
• 53:08
  at the radio station, Uncle Jesse and Joey are still fighting over what you
• 53:14
  called their stupids show segment. Kimmy's hair is wait wait wait wait, we're
• 53:17
  not gonna talk about the stupid kids. Oh yeah, okay, we rewind
• 53:21
  back to that. Uh yeah this, uh yeah, go ahead to explain
• 53:24
  it, because I don't. I didn't write anything down, just gloss over
• 53:29
  that. Yeah. She just brought home like a bunch of like cookies and
• 53:32
  stuff and like set them on the table and then my kids like turns around
• 53:37
  and the kids are in them, and she's just like, oh, you're
• 53:40
  so cute. This is like, uh no, no, no, no,
• 53:44
  no, no, Yeah, that's probably for the whole house. No,
• 53:47
  everybody's in the star because of those two evil kids. Yeah, this
• 53:51
  is ridiculous. Well, when Stephanie and Bucky were talking, Bucky was like,
• 53:55
  facing that way. You don't see your kids rifling through the bag rocry.
• 54:00
  Yeah, she was too busy talking about herself. Yeah, being a
• 54:02
  beauty queen. Yeah. Back at the radio station, Uncle Jesse and Joey
• 54:07
  are still fighting over to what's called their show segment. Kimmy's hair is everything.
• 54:10
  I love Kimmy like I love her outfits. I love her whimsicalness,
• 54:15
  I love her zaniness, and I love the like the crazy one liners that
• 54:19
  she says about, like how they handle it, how they handle disagreements in
• 54:22
  the Gibbler houses. And then she lists off like random ass shit like cage
• 54:25
  fighting or something. Yeah, I'm like, that's so awesome. I love
• 54:29
  that you brought up how she looks because I literally wrote a note that because
• 54:31
  Jimmy looks pretty good. Actually yeah, well I wrote a note too that
• 54:36
  it's crazy because John Stamos his shirt is halfway unbuttoned and the other guy's shirt
• 54:40
  is fully buttoned, So if you haven't like averaged it out, it looked
• 54:45
  like they're both wearing normal shirts. Yeah for some reason. Yeah, Dave
• 54:49
  Dan Dave, Dave, Dave Coolier, Dave Coolier. Yeah, he's all
• 54:52
  the way to the time like yeah, yeah, sound was like damn,
• 54:54
  that's I wonder if they like talked about that, like all right, you
• 54:58
  go all the way up, I'll go all the way down. Yeah.
• 55:00
  Wait so if okay, So he's on a successful show, Dave Coolier,
• 55:05
  and he dates Alanis Morrisset and then she allegedly wrote you ought to know about
• 55:09
  him? Has it? That song is super popular? Everyone knows about it?
• 55:16
  Did he do the right thing by dating her and having that song written?
• 55:20
  Like I would I don't know, how would you feel? Like Yeah,
• 55:23
  it's like yeah years so vain, he probably And that's like Jeffy Chase,
• 55:29
  Oh that's another really big song too, based on like I guess,
• 55:31
  assholes, but I think in the long run, yeah, I mean if
• 55:35
  it helps out society, because that's I mean that Alanis morris I don't like
• 55:37
  the other one, that vain song, but that Alanis Morrisett song is fucking
• 55:39
  that's a banger. It is no. No, I mean maybe if she
• 55:49
  said his name, yeah, but like now, it's too vague or made
• 55:53
  reference to the Full House. I wish I would have dated Jesse. So
• 56:02
  there's a Okay, So Joey is Danny's college best friend, no blood relation
• 56:10
  allegedly. So, Jesse, what do you think of the conspiracy theory and
• 56:15
  the two of you as well? The conspiracy theory that Joey is the biological
• 56:20
  father of the girls. I mean, I don't want to believe that,
• 56:27
  because Joey's like my least favorite and Danny is like an angel, like those
• 56:31
  are his kids. But I guess the hair color. Yeah, oh,
• 56:35
  I didn't think about that because the likelihood of them having all three b like
• 56:38
  blonde or dishwater blonde is very low. Well, unless the mom had blonde
• 56:45
  hair. What color was the mom's hair, Jesse? Yeah, it was
• 56:49
  like dirty blonde. It's a dirty blonde and almost black. Well, whose
• 56:52
  comments, dad, he had blonde hair? Dog exactly. It's getting deeper.
• 57:00
  But I don't know. I just think it's interesting that he's, you
• 57:02
  know, giving up his life to help raise three little brats. Yeah,
• 57:07
  yeah, for sure. Yeah, was there like any tinge of like homosexuality,
• 57:14
  like it all did they play ever play with that theme? Not really.
• 57:19
  I mean they'll make like random comments, but like, no, they
• 57:23
  really didn't, did they. Jeff, Like, it's pretty platonic between all
• 57:28
  three. Yeah, Like I think Joey and Jesse end up having They start
• 57:32
  out with like a like a love hate kind of relationship and then they like
• 57:36
  grow really codependent on one another. Mhm. They're all three pretty girl crazy
• 57:43
  like throughout always are always dating and talking about girls. They always date women,
• 57:47
  except for Jesse. The two of them always date women that are like
• 57:52
  models for the most part. But I will say, like I'm still a
• 57:57
  fan of Vicky, Like I thought Vicky was a good match for Danny.
• 58:00
  Yeah, yeah, it really broke my heart when they broke up. Spoiler
• 58:05
  alert, but okay, spoiler alert. Yeah. Back at the Tanner House,
• 58:09
  Danny enters Stephanie. Stephanie's oh wait blah blah blah. Rewind Back at
• 58:14
  the radio station. Okay, Uncle Jesse and Joey are still yep, you
• 58:19
  up in about the show. Blah blah blah. Kimmy's hair blah blah blah.
• 58:22
  Okay, The group go back to answering calls from kid slash teenagers.
• 58:25
  The answer a call from a girl named Olga that, in a twist,
• 58:30
  turns out to be Stephanie doing an accent, so she called him. The
• 58:37
  twist was it's it's not actually a woman named Olga, it's Stephanie Tanner.
• 58:42
  Yeah, was it a twist. Our next caller is a girl named Olga.
• 58:47
  She's a junior high school student. Go ahead, I am junior high
• 58:53
  student. Now to America. My problem is it a good have new friends?
• 59:01
  Vants for me to smoke what you call cigarettes? Well, Olga,
• 59:09
  did you do it? Almost? But no, well Ogan in our country
• 59:15
  almost but no issub tombsubsky for you maybe, mister radio man. But I
• 59:23
  vant for this girl to like me. You know, I don't know if
• 59:27
  they wouldn't have shown her doing that. It was a pretty good accent,
• 59:30
  Like, I don't know if I would have caught it if it was just
• 59:31
  the radio station. And then after they say everything, then it kicks to
• 59:35
  them. I'd been like, oh, shure, that's kind of funny.
• 59:39
  So Stephanie's calling to get advice about what did you regarding her feelings that she
• 59:44
  might have to smoke to continue to be friends with Mickey. The group give
• 59:47
  crazy ass advice to Olga. Yeah, they just weren't really helpful in my
• 59:55
  opinion. Actually, I thought Jesse. Jesse was the only helpful one.
• 1:00:00
  What did he say? He said something like with reason, like oh,
• 1:00:05
  if you know, you shouldn't have to do that, blah blah blah.
• 1:00:07
  But like Steve was like, it's like kissing an ashtray and my aunt used
• 1:00:10
  to smoke in her Damatians black, like come on, and then Joey made
• 1:00:16
  one of his Joe Well, then it's easy for Jesse to like not go
• 1:00:21
  through pure pressure. He's fucking gorgeous. Everybody wants to be around him,
• 1:00:24
  so you know, he's like, oh, you don't need to do that.
• 1:00:27
  But have you ever had any struggles trying to like get noticed or anything?
• 1:00:30
  Probably not you fucking god, I know, he's so gorgeous, you
• 1:00:37
  know, Uncle Jesse smokes. Oh yeah, he's so cool for sure.
• 1:00:39
  When he when he plays the Beach Boys, did she anybody knows how hard
• 1:00:44
  he hits the fucking button? He goes all right next on Beach Boys,
• 1:00:46
  Bam. He's in love with Beach Boys because video John SteamOS tours with the
• 1:00:52
  Beach Boys, that Kuca manga. Oh did you know that? Oh?
• 1:00:59
  Like the Suppets. Jesse remembers there's like this old music video of Kocomo being
• 1:01:05
  performed by the Muppets. Oh yeah, have you seen it? Because I
• 1:01:09
  know you love the Muppets. I haven't. You would enjoy it the Muppets,
• 1:01:15
  Yeah, I love it was like a more recent one. I was
• 1:01:17
  gonna say, Like when I'm younger, I'm like, oh, Kermit's my
• 1:01:21
  favorite, or you know, Gonzo or whatever. The older I get,
• 1:01:24
  the more I identify with, like the two old men that are in the
• 1:01:27
  balcony, like I love them. Yeah, Hank and Frank. Is that
• 1:01:30
  their names? But it could be. Yeah, nobody would have caught me
• 1:01:34
  off guard if I didn't say it wasn't nobody would have caught Frank. Yeah,
• 1:01:38
  Okay, I have to get back to it. Okay. Back at
• 1:01:42
  the Tanner House, Danny enter Stephanie's room to talk about the radio show that
• 1:01:46
  he heard. Danny is so brilliant that he knew Olga with Stephanie. Yeah
• 1:01:52
  yeah, yeah, and he's wearing all blue. Yeah, he's very Yeah.
• 1:01:58
  The two have a heart to heart about pressure. Sure. The dramatic
• 1:02:00
  music plays, so I don't know what did you think? This is one
• 1:02:04
  part I wrote, Dad, because she goes, yeah, I really want
• 1:02:06
  to be Nicky's friend, and then he goes He goes, well, you're
• 1:02:08
  gonna have to listen to your instincts, kiddo. You can be her friend
• 1:02:12
  or not be her friend. Dad, I didn't want to tell you about
• 1:02:15
  this whole cigarette thing because I was afraid you'd be mad at me, mad
• 1:02:19
  at you, Steph. I am proud of you. I know how hard
• 1:02:23
  it is to go against the crowd. Dad, did kids ever try to
• 1:02:30
  get you to smoke? Well? Yeah, but actually, you know,
• 1:02:35
  it never appealed to me. I always figured if I wanted to fill my
• 1:02:37
  lungs with smoke, I just stick my head in the barbecue pit. You
• 1:02:39
  know. But what am I gonna do about Mickey? I think I still
• 1:02:46
  want to be your friend? Well, you know, you gotta trust your
• 1:02:52
  instincts. Honey. If you like Mickey and you think she's a good person,
• 1:02:55
  then you should be your friend. But if you don't want to be
• 1:02:59
  your friend, that's okay too. You know what, Yeah, she said
• 1:03:02
  she wants to be her friend. Why you even to give the other option?
• 1:03:06
  It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, yeah, that wasn't a way
• 1:03:08
  to end the help it. I don't know, you will think about it
• 1:03:13
  because she wants to be your friend, so her instinct is saying, I
• 1:03:15
  want to be this girl's friend. So why say, listen to your instinct.
• 1:03:19
  You could be her friend or not be your friend. I don't know,
• 1:03:22
  it doesn't make any sense. Do you feel like his his his advice
• 1:03:25
  was helpful overall? Though? If the advice was to wear all blue denim,
• 1:03:30
  yes, it was because I fucking went ham on my credit card.
• 1:03:34
  I like that that. What did you think of this scene? Rhea?
• 1:03:42
  I just yeah, I'm same as Andy. I was just like, why
• 1:03:45
  are what is this advice? It doesn't make sense. It feels like it
• 1:03:50
  just felt very forced and like he was just giving her the best of both
• 1:03:55
  worlds so that she wouldn't be mad at him no matter what he say.
• 1:04:00
  Yeah, it's kind of like she already got the advice from the group of
• 1:04:04
  people that were giving her advice. Yeah, so did he just kind of
• 1:04:09
  try to take that and make it his own. Yeah that is weird.
• 1:04:12
  Why didn't they have to have two separate scenes of her getting advice? Yeah,
• 1:04:15
  and it makes sense that she would like it's funny that the storyline is
• 1:04:18
  kind of intercepted, intersected. Oh, the radio thing tied into this predicament
• 1:04:24
  that she's in, almost like that was planned. Uh, Jessie, what
• 1:04:28
  did you think? Well? I think Danny's great and I love his speech
• 1:04:33
  just and I kind of took it as he was like, be your friends
• 1:04:38
  or just smoke and be your friend. I guess yeah, but he didn't
• 1:04:45
  really say like, don't do that. He's like, do whatever you gotta
• 1:04:48
  do. And then I wrote, and then I wrote, God, I
• 1:04:54
  missed him. I know we love Bob sag Like is amazing. I don't
• 1:04:59
  really remember show at all, but hearing him talk to her, I'm like,
• 1:05:01
  oh, like again, I think he would be a great fucking dad.
• 1:05:04
  You know, he was America's dad. That's what he is. I'm
• 1:05:08
  not going to talk to him in the past tense. He is America's dad.
• 1:05:14
  Actually, I'm not sure if I sure shared this before, but I
• 1:05:15
  don't know when it was, but years ago, me and Jesse went to
• 1:05:19
  go see Bob Saggett new stand up. It was so fun. It was
• 1:05:24
  a very intimate. Uh thn you we were sitting right up in the front,
• 1:05:29
  which is so great. His humor is so over the line and just
• 1:05:33
  a mile past the line. And he made so I wish I could remember
• 1:05:36
  everything he said. But he made a comment about Jesse and I being together,
• 1:05:43
  and then we revealed, not revealed, but we revealed that we're siblings
• 1:05:46
  and smoke. But hold on, there's more. And then and then he
• 1:05:51
  made like incests jokes about us. So I thought that was so fun,
• 1:05:56
  like that we have that little like part of his history. And I remember
• 1:06:00
  when I returned to each other and we were like, oh my god,
• 1:06:03
  Bob saget who we are. We're like friends of Bob, basically best friends.
• 1:06:11
  He means, oh god, his jokes, and I like, Sam,
• 1:06:15
  it's just gonna sound so horrible. But he had a way of making
• 1:06:19
  jokes that were so edgy appropriate quote unquote, and I thought that was he
• 1:06:26
  was really a talented guy. Back at the middle school, the meanis,
• 1:06:31
  Mickey and Stephanie are in the restroom and Stephanie throws showed and Mickey reacts with
• 1:06:36
  a stupid fucking laugh. Do you want to smoke? Oh that's right,
• 1:06:43
  you quit. Yeah, I guess I'm just a big fan of breathing Stephanie.
• 1:06:50
  I wrote in my notes, Stephanie is really zinging her, like just
• 1:06:54
  and it seems a little too much, Like it feels like you're gonna get
• 1:06:57
  away with it and you already kind of have a friend. Why I keep
• 1:07:00
  trying to go so hand? There's three people that could beat you up,
• 1:07:01
  Like just all right, be cool, you know, just be cool,
• 1:07:04
  relaxed. And also she's wearing a very high scrunchyet and like a doily shirt.
• 1:07:12
  Why Like no, if she's wearing an all blue denim suit, then
• 1:07:15
  she would have, you know, reason to be that cool. But you
• 1:07:20
  know, so her confidence came from knowing that she didn't need to be friends
• 1:07:25
  with Mickey anymore. Like where did all this confidence and like mean girlness come
• 1:07:30
  from? Because I don't think that's what Danny said. Danny wasn't didn't say
• 1:07:34
  go to the bathroom and be a bully, right, yeah, smoke if
• 1:07:42
  you want, it doesn't matter. Oh shit, remember in the future Jesse
• 1:07:45
  that I think Stephanie posts that girl that Andy had her crush on his grades.
• 1:07:49
  Oh yeah, she makes her cry, Stephanie fucking bully. She's okay,
• 1:07:57
  they make up and go to the Smoush Club together and then the big
• 1:08:00
  I'm best friends? Yeah yeah yeah spoiler alert. Are there any famous bands
• 1:08:03
  club? Do they? Like we're haiding famous bands on? There were there
• 1:08:06
  any famous people that showed up on the show. I hope Beach Boys show
• 1:08:10
  previous to like rephrase the questions. I mean, Jesse and the Rippers played
• 1:08:15
  all the time, like what are you talking about? And then do you
• 1:08:18
  remember the episode where they go to some other town and then there's like a
• 1:08:24
  uh German not German? Is it German or Polish or what's it called?
• 1:08:29
  Polka bands? Yeah, there we go. That was a good episode where
• 1:08:32
  they were Jesse and the Rippers have to play polka music. Oh nice,
• 1:08:35
  that was a crazy episode. Oh Jesse like sister Jesse, she's a nun
• 1:08:45
  earlier referenced Max Goof, So she's referring to Jason Marsden from from our podcast.
• 1:08:57
  Yeah, I love movie. Yeah. When you watch that movie now,
• 1:09:04
  the first minute he's like, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna go
• 1:09:06
  to school, I'm gonna do it. It's it's crazy how much times have
• 1:09:10
  changed when that movie came out in like the early nineties, You're like,
• 1:09:13
  Oh, what's he gonna do now, Like it's like, oh, he's
• 1:09:15
  gonna shoot up school, like because it's really dark. In the first couple
• 1:09:17
  of minutes, he's like, there's nobody's gonna make fun of me anymore.
• 1:09:20
  Today's the day. And he's like he's getting his backpack and it's kind of
• 1:09:23
  dark. I'm like, holy shit, this is not good. Oh shit,
• 1:09:28
  was the last time watched the movie? Right now, watch it and
• 1:09:30
  then tell me that's not the first thing minute pops in your head. We
• 1:09:32
  need to go on a stance right now that we're against shootings. We are
• 1:09:35
  against shootings and cannibalism. Yeah yeah, unless you're shooting at cannibal cannibal.
• 1:09:42
  Yeah, or if you're a canniballyin a shooter yeah yeah, yeah, correct,
• 1:09:50
  yeah exactly. I was gonna say something about something or another, but
• 1:09:54
  I don't remember. So that was cool. Oh No. For the longest
• 1:10:00
  time, listened to the episode of Jason Marsden, not James Marsden, but
• 1:10:03
  Jason Marsden. Literally I was asking him questions about what he thought of some
• 1:10:10
  of his co stars throughout his career, And when I got to Nev Campbell.
• 1:10:14
  He said sweetheart and then he continued on. I literally went home and
• 1:10:19
  told Jeremy that he called me sweetheart because I thought he's at sweetheart Comma like
• 1:10:25
  referring to Jeff. She was very sweet, she was very you know that
• 1:10:28
  kind of thing. So I played it for Jeremy and he was like,
• 1:10:30
  no, he was saying that Nev Campbell is a sweetheart. Like literally,
• 1:10:33
  I thought that I had that vibe with him. I did message him recently
• 1:10:38
  on Instagram and he liked what I wrote because he said, if I get
• 1:10:41
  to X amount of subscribers or whatever, what should I do? And I
• 1:10:45
  said, dance around like Magic Mike, and then I said go back on
• 1:10:51
  the Nostalgia podcast Notable Nostalgia. Sometimes when I'm trolling celebrities to be on on
• 1:10:58
  our podcast, always referenced that we're LGBTQ buy a pop podcast. Yeah.
• 1:11:03
  I've always guilt ship that I do too, because I feel like they're more
• 1:11:06
  inclined to do it because if I say no, then it could look bad.
• 1:11:10
  So I'm like, hi, I need a face. Yeah. I
• 1:11:11
  got into someone's TikTok lives that the little Boy from He's grown up now.
• 1:11:15
  But the little boy from Who's the Boss. I was watching his his live
• 1:11:19
  and I was like, oh, I'm gay and I do a podcast about
• 1:11:24
  nostalgia shit, and he's like, join me, Like I was asking him
• 1:11:30
  to be on our podcast. Oh I thought you did like a live.
• 1:11:31
  I thought he was like, hey, do a live with me, because
• 1:11:33
  I thought you guys were like both. No, he was. He was
• 1:11:36
  filming himself live and in the comments, I was like, hey, I'm
• 1:11:40
  gay too, Like I just came on too strong, think yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:43
  yeah, I thought he invited you to Oh sorry, cut people off.
• 1:11:48
  It's fine. You should try to get David half a Hop on your
• 1:11:53
  show. Now, that might be too a list for I don't know.
• 1:11:56
  Do you think we could? I think so, I'd be But like,
• 1:12:00
  do you guys have any wish lists? Uh? Yeah, probably, Like
• 1:12:05
  I'd like to get people from The Simpsons on, like Nancy Cartwright and stuff.
• 1:12:09
  Oh that would be cool. She's scientologist. Yeah, Ria, do
• 1:12:13
  you have anybody that you would want on our podcast? It's like kind of
• 1:12:15
  realistic ish. I don't uh yeah, I mean I would love Vincent did
• 1:12:24
  not for he is hot, He's a bear. He is a bear.
• 1:12:30
  Jesse so David Hasselhoff, who was another celebrity ish that you would want to
• 1:12:33
  be on the podcast. Well, I think for sure him and I messaged
• 1:12:36
  him the other day because we're birthday twins. So I'm like really hopeful,
• 1:12:40
  so I stay tuned. Yeah, and then also we should try to get
• 1:12:44
  Rob Lowe ROSSI that those are like so a list, but I know,
• 1:12:47
  but hear me out. He's from Dayton, Ohio, so there is a
• 1:12:51
  chance, a small chance I could like cross paths. Oh yeah, if
• 1:12:57
  you see him, grab him if you can. Oh my god. But
• 1:13:00
  if he's my future brother in law, he is. He's my new backup
• 1:13:04
  now that Luke Perry did. It's Rolo rablow nice. Is uncle Jesse married
• 1:13:10
  besides a Becky? Like, is Steve what's his name John Seamos? I
• 1:13:14
  don't think, Yeah, he's married. He as a kid. Remember when
• 1:13:17
  my Make a Wish was going to be just short coke off of his dick?
• 1:13:20
  Yeah, yeah, and then the Foundation was like, we don't do
• 1:13:26
  that if you're not sick. You're like, what the fuck? Man?
• 1:13:30
  They're like, what if I see that's why? Okay, me and I
• 1:13:32
  think Andy's talked abouts before. If you get wishes like if you get a
• 1:13:36
  genie or that you have be super specific when you do it because it might
• 1:13:40
  be like a flaccid dick. Yeah, so you need to you need to
• 1:13:44
  specify. I wanted to snort cocaine off his erected penis or what if it's
• 1:13:47
  like cold, like like the soda, like it burns my nose. Yeah,
• 1:13:53
  but like if it's on John Stamos like is it bad either way?
• 1:13:56
  Yeah, I guess Flad. Yeah, penises are a bonker, you know
• 1:13:59
  what I mean? Yea, yeah, I get it. How much coke?
• 1:14:05
  Yeah, yeah, because if he has a really teeny dick, you're
• 1:14:09
  not getting much coke like coke did Dick ratios gotta be a little bit.
• 1:14:14
  It's like a new measurement, like okay, the coked dick ratio. I
• 1:14:19
  think he's so hot that he probably has a big one though. Yeah.
• 1:14:23
  And also, Jeff, we need to point this out really quick because it
• 1:14:26
  drove me nuts watching Michelle train that dog. Oh, because Jesse's a dog
• 1:14:31
  trainer. It was rock It Better World, I'll tell you that the show,
• 1:14:39
  Like, so he's a rock star slash dog trainer, Michow and she
• 1:14:43
  was not doing it right, right, So what about Jurassic Park. Well,
• 1:14:48
  I said it was better than than that when he's just like clicking the
• 1:14:50
  clicker, like that's not what's intended for and it like drives nuts. Like
• 1:14:55
  so I can get I can get you because you're like so experienced with animals
• 1:15:00
  critiquing Michelle who's a child trying to train her dog. But like, so
• 1:15:04
  you watch people on in movies training dinosaurs and then you you you give them
• 1:15:11
  critiques. Well, okay, real quick, a clicker is just like a
• 1:15:15
  marker, right, So he's just clicking left and right, Like what is
• 1:15:18
  he marking that they're doing? He's just clicking like he's not marking anything.
• 1:15:23
  Okay, I get I get that. It's like anytime in a movie or
• 1:15:26
  TV show when somebody's playing music, I'm like, that's doesn't make it.
• 1:15:29
  What the fuck are they doing? That would just be like a sound like
• 1:15:31
  so I get it, Like yeah, yeah, but yeah, I wanted
• 1:15:35
  to punch Michelle and she was cuter. I think it's cute, but there's
• 1:15:39
  three ugly kids in that scene. Yeah, those kids were super gross,
• 1:15:45
  I think. Okay, back to the show. Okay, so Mickey laughs
• 1:15:48
  stupidly like and then Mickey sticks up for the new bollying town Stephanie, and
• 1:15:54
  Mickey appears to be changing her ways, so yeah, and then she's like,
• 1:16:00
  are you coming with us? Mickey? And she's like, na,
• 1:16:02
  I think I'm just gonna hang out here in the in the bathroom. Yeah,
• 1:16:04
  because you didn't know Stephanie was gonna hang out with you at first,
• 1:16:06
  so you're just gonna be buy yourself in the disgusting bathroom. And then it
• 1:16:10
  ends, Yeah, they don't have like cell phones or anything, so what's
• 1:16:27
  she gonna do in there? And they left the biggest cliffhanger is it yak
• 1:16:31
  yaki or whatever or the talk with teens? Yeah decide. I doubt they
• 1:16:35
  revisit this. Oh my god, do you did you miss DJ's like shitty
• 1:16:41
  comment about that, oh about how they're both bad. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:45
  she's like asked about it, and she's like, well, to be honest,
• 1:16:47
  they're both lame. And I was like, oh, DJ. I
• 1:16:50
  also felt when Steve was goofing off about doing voices and DJ says, your
• 1:16:57
  normal voice is sexy. I'm like, you're a teenager. Yeah, we
• 1:17:00
  don't need to be doing that, and Star Wars at that time was out
• 1:17:02
  for like sixteen or eighteen or something like. It was seventy seven it came
• 1:17:05
  out, and this was ninety three, so that's like fifteen years. Sixteen
• 1:17:10
  years, Like, why bring that up? I don't know why. Why
• 1:17:14
  don't be more relevant? I don't know. I thought that was kind of
• 1:17:16
  dumb. Yeah, but you know what I did, like I wrote,
• 1:17:19
  I was like, I really liked the Joey Jesse DJ Steve Kimmy dynamic.
• 1:17:25
  I thought it like worked because Jesse's so hot, anybody would work with him
• 1:17:31
  in it. Oh, his music video so good. Do you know why
• 1:17:38
  he's named Uncle Jesse? Why he picked it? Because Jesse is Elvis's twin
• 1:17:44
  brothers name that died, and so he's the one that picks that name for
• 1:17:46
  the show. He's actually an Elvis fan, so all that stuff is like
• 1:17:50
  actually like real for him. What was what was Uncle Jesse's was Uncle Jesse's
• 1:17:57
  last name Apanopoulos. But it's not the original name. I know that,
• 1:18:00
  No, it's not, because the original one. So the cock was it
• 1:18:05
  Cochrane? I thought it was Hopanopolis or something, and then it's and then
• 1:18:10
  it's Castopholis at the Yeah, now what was the this is random trivia.
• 1:18:15
  I'm thinking of what is uh Dan? When Danny auditions to be in the
• 1:18:20
  Rippers? What is his name? Yeah, Danny has like OCD is obsessed
• 1:18:27
  with cleaning. So that's like, it's so good. I love Yeah,
• 1:18:30
  he's such a rock star. What is the song that I don't know the
• 1:18:38
  answer to this? What's the name of the band that Stephanie starts with Kimmy
• 1:18:42
  oh girl talk? Okay? And what song do they perform? I saw
• 1:18:46
  the sign? Yeah, I do remember that. I remember that. Yeah,
• 1:18:50
  that's Justes he knows it Arivia. I can't think of any other ones,
• 1:18:56
  but okay, So who are three of DJ's friends. Steve Viper and
• 1:19:04
  I always like Nelson Nelson, Jason Martinson, and who do you think is
• 1:19:10
  the best one? Like, yeah, Steve is cool. His running joke
• 1:19:16
  is that he eats a lot of food, so he has some kind of
• 1:19:19
  issue with that, I think, And then I think that's pretty much the
• 1:19:25
  that's the episode. So yeah, it just ends up. Yeah, okay,
• 1:19:28
  So any final thoughts about the episode itself. It wasn't as bad as
• 1:19:33
  I thought it was going to be, but it's not something I would like
• 1:19:36
  to watch again. Unless like we were doing an episode or something. But
• 1:19:41
  I wouldn't have gotten my way to watch an episode. It's just the laugh
• 1:19:44
  track was too much. I didn't like the little kids. I was pretty
• 1:19:46
  annoying. Maybe it was maybe if there's episodes focused on the adults. I
• 1:19:53
  think those three together would be kind of fun to watch. I could see
• 1:19:55
  that. But yeah, I'm probably gonna give this like a four out of
• 1:19:59
  tips. Okay, h rhea, Yeah, I won't ever watch one of
• 1:20:06
  these unless like we have to. Uh again, the Laft track was too
• 1:20:11
  much. I did not like the guitar riffs, and I just maybe this
• 1:20:18
  was because I was watching it at like eleven thirty at night and I was
• 1:20:20
  like exhausted, but I was just like it just never ended, and it
• 1:20:26
  didn't feel like any of the pieces connected. There wasn't like a culminating plot
• 1:20:30
  that I was like, oh, this all makes sense or this I don't
• 1:20:34
  know. It just it was I'll give it. I'll give it a four
• 1:20:40
  and a half out of ten. Ten okay, okay, ah, Sister
• 1:20:45
  Jesse, well, why is the opposite? I was like, instead of
• 1:20:53
  this will never end, I was like, why is this ending so soon?
• 1:20:56
  Which is a good show. I mean, it wasn't the best episode.
• 1:21:00
  It would have been way better if Stephanie smoked because I could see that
• 1:21:03
  spiraling a little bit, like when DJ drinks beer or tried to drink beer
• 1:21:08
  and then it got spilled on her and she got accused. That's a good
• 1:21:11
  one too. That's a good episode. But yeah, no, I thought
• 1:21:14
  it was good. It had Jessemnet and Danny, so that's a ten out
• 1:21:17
  of ten. Yeah, yeah, see, I think the thing that I
• 1:21:20
  love about this show definitely there's more of a budget to it than like fifteen,
• 1:21:26
  which we just recently reviewed, but like it's an established universe that these
• 1:21:30
  people live in, Like the characters are well known, they have you know,
• 1:21:35
  it's flashed out, flashed out, whatever the terminology is. And uh,
• 1:21:40
  it was just fun to revisit it because we watched this so much growing
• 1:21:45
  up and in teenage years and as adults. It's it's a great it's a
• 1:21:49
  great little show. I love I went. My only complain about this episode
• 1:21:56
  is it is so light on the Danny, Like we don't get a lot.
• 1:22:00
  Yeah yeah, and like that's something like in the earlier seasons, Michelle
• 1:22:02
  is like a baby so there's only the two girls that can talk, and
• 1:22:06
  then and then the adults, So it seems like maybe there's more storylines with
• 1:22:12
  the kids in later seasons. But anyhow, so that's my thought. I'm
• 1:22:15
  gonna give it out of everything in the world, I'm gonna say this was
• 1:22:20
  this specific episode was like an eight or a nine out of full houseness.
• 1:22:27
  I'm gonna say this was. This is iconic episode. So I'm gonna give
• 1:22:31
  it a ten. I don't know what the but it's just I don't know.
• 1:22:34
  I love it. Well, you two aren't alone because movie man Dan
• 1:22:39
  gave it a ten out of ten, and he this person talks a lot,
• 1:22:41
  so I'm not gonna read all of him, just gonna read my favorite
• 1:22:43
  part. So he does kind of a synopsis at the beginning, but this
• 1:22:46
  is my favorite part. Peer pressure is the reason people drink, smoke,
• 1:22:50
  you drugs, and have sex, putting on a facade to impress people.
• 1:22:54
  But in Stephanie's case, she has a good judgment, getting in the way
• 1:22:57
  of making new friends. Friends are the most important thing a person can have.
• 1:23:00
  This episode doesn't debunk that completely, but does take a close look at
• 1:23:04
  the fake friends versus real ones. So even though this episode isn't entirely about
• 1:23:09
  the dangers are smoking, it is very effective as to what it has to
• 1:23:13
  say. Ten out of ten. I couldn't find that many reviews on this,
• 1:23:16
  so I went and found a review of Mary and Bright It has Stephanie
• 1:23:21
  It was a movie that she did in twenty nineteen. Oh yeah, it's
• 1:23:30
  a one out of ten. It says a soundless movie. Oh no,
• 1:23:33
  this one was gonna read. I think Jody sweet Okay, it's a one
• 1:23:35
  out of ten as well. Jody Sweeten is simply the worst actress, no
• 1:23:40
  other way to put it, and any chance this movie had to being even
• 1:23:43
  halfway decent was destroyed by the presence of Jody Sweeten. I've honestly not ever
• 1:23:47
  witnessed the worst actress than her. It's a shame that, for some reason
• 1:23:51
  she still gets work when there are so many actresses out there who could deliver
• 1:23:55
  in infinitely better performance. Wow. Yeah, that's pretty harsh because that movie
• 1:24:01
  was like a cute little Christmas movie. That would you expect, Like if
• 1:24:06
  I saw on the credits or the the poster that Jody Sweeden's in a movie
• 1:24:13
  and I decide to watch that movie, I know what I'm getting. Well,
• 1:24:16
  then this person too centers a soundless movie. I enjoy most Hallmark Christmas
• 1:24:20
  movies, this one appeared to be made on a shoe string budget. Oddly,
• 1:24:25
  there was no background noise, so now I have to watch it.
• 1:24:29
  That's crazy. It's not bad. It's as if they filmed it without sound
• 1:24:32
  then dubbed in dialogue. Later they filled in the lack of ambient sound with
• 1:24:36
  CUTI musical notes. The leads had no chemistry, and poor Sharon Lawrence was
• 1:24:42
  used as a goofy comic foil with the dog. So I do want to
• 1:24:45
  see it just to see how quiet the movie is. For sure. I
• 1:24:49
  feel like she's probably just getting those movies because she's buddies with Candice Camera and
• 1:24:56
  Beret and Laurie Lochlin. But can just Cameron and Jody Sweden. Jody,
• 1:25:01
  they don't follow each other on on Instagram anymore. They hit I think because
• 1:25:05
  Candice Cameron's super you know, conservative, and then Jody Sweeden is like super
• 1:25:11
  liberal, so then they butt head. So I don't know, that's my
• 1:25:15
  little tea drop. And then question for you, Yeah, don't you think
• 1:25:21
  Jia could have got Stephanie to smoke. I mean she did cope for God's
• 1:25:24
  sake, Like they could have got her to smoke real easy. Yeah,
• 1:25:28
  Like Stephanie's super impressionable. But it also smoking is awesome. It's so bad
• 1:25:32
  people needed not smoke, but you do look cool as when you have seen
• 1:25:38
  Good Fellas when de Niro right before they kill Billy Batts and it's like that
• 1:25:42
  slow motion and he like takes a hit he's at the bar and he puts
• 1:25:45
  it out and then they attack Billy Batts. That's like one of the coolest
• 1:25:46
  movie scenes of all time. Or like when Olivia and John reveals herself as
• 1:25:50
  like leather salad. Yeah in Greece. Yeah, she's smoking a cigarette.
• 1:25:57
  Tell me about it? Did? Like there we go cool anyways, So
• 1:26:02
  that so any other final thoughts about Full House before we just put a book
• 1:26:08
  ind on that, I would recommend watching it. When you listen to this
• 1:26:11
  gives us twenty two minutes. It goes by pretty quick for me at least.
• 1:26:15
  Uh And it wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
• 1:26:17
  But I didn't laugh out loud. If you're if you just want to watch
• 1:26:21
  the episode, I would recommend watching it. What all your instincts. If
• 1:26:27
  you want to watch it, you can watch it or not watch it.
• 1:26:29
  Oh I love that you can do the dramatic music of the back. Okay,
• 1:26:34
  so I guess the last little thing is anything to anything to promote?
• 1:26:41
  Oh yeah, yeah, So we're about to start full recording again on I
• 1:26:45
  Like Balls the sports podcast. We kind of take a break during the summer
• 1:26:47
  because there's like no sports going on, and I think we're working on some
• 1:26:51
  shirts right now too for that. So if you want a shirt that says
• 1:26:54
  I Like Balls, order it and then make sure you check out The Averagers
• 1:26:58
  Superhero podcast improv. It is so much fun and I'm marlasklof. Hey,
• 1:27:05
  that's awesome other podcast you should check out. So, Riah, do you
• 1:27:09
  have anything to promote or chit chat about. I don't that's okay, anything
• 1:27:15
  anything, anything delicious you recently ate? No, amen, amen Jesse,
• 1:27:25
  anything that you like or you know, any causes you want to plug or
• 1:27:30
  anything you want to ch chat about. Yeah, there is a lot of
• 1:27:35
  animals that are unhomed that are looking for forever home, so you should definitely
• 1:27:41
  check out your local shelters or Rescues or petfinder dot Com and adopt. Yeah.
• 1:27:46
  I love that. Yeah, Jesse's like obsessed with animals. She won't
• 1:27:49
  even eat them. I just want to say, I have this new cause
• 1:27:55
  that I'm working on right now. So I've been trolling a local town space
• 1:28:00
  book page and with pictures of Gus, Gus my dog at Guscus Underscore the
• 1:28:03
  Dog on Instagram pling And what I'm gonna do is I Am going to create
• 1:28:08
  stickers of Gus and pictures of Gus and post them around the town and just
• 1:28:13
  have him become My goal is this, that he will become this local celebrity
• 1:28:16
  in this small town and that they will eventually give him the key to the
• 1:28:19
  city. I'll get a tattoo them like that's That's what I want to happen.
• 1:28:24
  So I'm getting a lot of good feedback from people that are saying like,
• 1:28:27
  oh, you bring you make my daughter and I laugh so much with
• 1:28:29
  your picture. You know that. I'm like, I'm I don't want to
• 1:28:31
  say that. I'm like, you know, bigger than the Beatles or bigger
• 1:28:34
  than Jesus clothes. And when you asked yourself, remember you asked yourself and
• 1:28:43
  antied yourself if you're a hero on the Star Trek episode. Yeah, yeah
• 1:28:45
  you are, thank you. I'm doing whatever we can. So yeah,
• 1:28:48
  if you want to follow my dog Gus Gus on Instagram Gus Gus underscore the
• 1:28:51
  dog and sacrampling, then do that. Other than that, Future Jeff,
• 1:28:56
  if you're listening, you need to drink more water, get some rest,
• 1:29:00
  and just let the little stuff slide, you know, water off a duck's
• 1:29:02
  back, because you know, I just gotta do it. Yeah, that's
• 1:29:05
  future. That's past Jeff. Who's President Jeff talking to Future Jeff. Anyways,
• 1:29:10
  all right, well until next time, Tannerinos, I was really I'm
• 1:29:15
  creative, creative, Yeah, I really just just I saw something it worked
• 1:29:19
  I tried to get. Anyways, until next time, I'm Jeff. Oh
• 1:29:24
  oh yeah, thank you Jesse my sister for being on the podcast. That
• 1:29:27
  was super great. I'm like excited that I gotta see you, hey girl,
• 1:29:30
  and uh until the kids high and anyways, so yeah, thanks,
• 1:29:38
  yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah, I've seen another episode of maybe
• 1:29:42
  not this show, but another show. She loves everything ninety like Baywatch.
• 1:29:45
  She's into two and oh of course Party of five? What else do you
• 1:29:48
  have going on. I mean those are the main one stuff. I steps
• 1:29:53
  pretty good, Like I said, I hanging with mister Cooper. There's some
• 1:29:56
  gems and there are some things they say in there that you could not say
• 1:29:59
  anymore. Sidebar, how often do you watch nine or two? And?
• 1:30:02
  Oh? I mean I usually cycle through it like once a year probably I've
• 1:30:10
  seen it a lot. Yeah, she said, I thing like, yeah,
• 1:30:14
  she's like obsessed with like the nineties, like she's stuck there, which
• 1:30:17
  is great. Okay, anyways, Okay, I'm Jeff, I'm Andy Cochrane,
• 1:30:21
  I'm Rihan. And this has been notable in nostalgia. There we go.
• 1:30:27
  I just such a good job. It was very good. I think
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  it right. Notable. Nostalgia is a production of Big Door Prize Media.
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