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Take That Off the Menu · Serious Beef Podcast

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I'm Abby and I'm Anna, and this is series beef.
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Welcome, welcome. Well, here we are.
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Here we are. We're actually getting ahead of
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the game, folks, because. We're not reporting this two
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days before the. Legit, we're doing well.
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We're doing well. Look at us.
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We haven't fucked it. Yet.
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Not yet. Not yet.
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It's supposed to get real cold this weekend.
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So we're like, let's get together now and, and, and
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record. So yes, here we are.
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Well, OK, I got the beef. Let's hear it.
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Do you know about Washington, DC?
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Well, I do, yeah. I mean, I've heard of it.
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Never been. No.
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Yeah, on the list. Lots of lots of like memorials
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and places I want to visit Smithsonian.
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Absolutely. OK, I learned interesting
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information. OK, OK, listen to Erica and I
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are we sit across from each other so we don't work at all.
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That's not true. We very hard, but we also chit
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chat and we had a whole discussion about Washington DC
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because I was like talking about my license plates.
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OK that you're trying to get the list together.
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Yeah, because I was like New Hampshire and Vermont.
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Where are you? Take a road trip.
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For fuck's sake. Christ.
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And I was like, well, I don't have Washington, DC either, but
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I've just sort of given up on that.
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She goes, well, you got to include them.
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That's all they really got. I'm like, what do you mean
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that's all they got, OK. And she's like, they can't vote.
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And I was like, what do you mean they can't vote?
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She goes, yeah, the people in Washington, DC, you can vote for
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like, president, right? But you don't have, they don't
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have representation. They don't have representation.
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And so it's on their latest plate and taxation that
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representation. Now, let me tell you something.
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I fucking watched Schoolhouse Rock.
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Yes, that's called taxation without representation, and it's
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not fair. And it's not.
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Fair. Damn it, that's true.
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Not admittedly. Most of the people who live in
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Washington, DC are probably the representation for other people.
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OK, you know what I'm saying? You know what?
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Congress is there. OK.
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When they're not, you know, golfing.
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I said I wasn't going to get political on this, but you want,
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damn it, Washington, DC, DC deserves some fucking
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representation. They don't have senators.
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Ain't no fucking senators. They have a representative Uno
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representative who can't vote right now.
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Eleanor is her name and she's she's like, she attends the
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House of Representative meetings, I assume.
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We hope. Why would she?
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But she can't vote. She's got no no pop work.
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He does some shit. Yeah, that is some shit.
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Got some shit, Washington DCI, see you.
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I don't see your license plates, but I see you and that ain't
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fair. That's some bullshit.
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That's my beef today. My beef is with Washington DC
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for so many reasons, but specifically part.
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Of the United States, but it's not considered a state then.
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Fucking what do you mean? It's a district.
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In. District of Columbia.
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OK, Well, we all are in districts, but that's where your
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voting district. Is.
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OK, So what the fuck? Like, are they in Virginia?
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Are they in Maryland? I know that.
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It's like, oh, they're their own thing.
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They're their own separate. No, the fuck they're not.
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It's a District of Columbia. Which Columbia?
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Where's? Where's Columbia?
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Like the country, is it a county in in like you said, like
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Virginia is it what is it? I don't know that I actually
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don't know, but they're they're on separate entities.
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It's not a state. So.
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There is a, there is a, a Columbia, Virginia.
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So I don't know where it is. So then if it's a District of
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Columbia, wouldn't it make it part of part of?
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I don't? Apparently not because it's
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separate. It's completely separate.
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It's not part of any state because that's how that's how
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it's supposedly it's supposed to keep it neutral.
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Who gives a fuck? Well, it's really, that's
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actually quite important it, you know, I don't know, to me.
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It can't possibly neutral because I'm thinking you've
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liked a whole bunch of Republicans and then it's not
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neutral, it's Republican. We've liked a whole bunch of
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Democrats, then there's a whole bunch of Democrats in.
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There. Well, I was thinking, I was
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thinking that was kind of maybe an important thing for our
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politicians to remember because we've gotten so far away from
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having an open mind and being able to hear both sides and
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listening and doing what's best for the people rather than
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what's what's, you know, the agenda of your, of your
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so-called party. So, but yeah, that we're, we're
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too far away from that. I'm looking at, I'm looking at
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the fucking Washington, DC, It's a tiny little fucking district.
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Hold on a minute. Hold your fucking titties.
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I don't know where state lines are.
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That's clearly Maryland. It's in Maryland.
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You you should be allowed to vote for a Maryland senator if
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you want. Yeah.
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Who are you to tell me? No, bitch, I don't know.
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I'm I'm I'm willing to fight for these people.
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I'm willing to fight other people more.
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I'm willing to fight somebody like fisticuffs, if you will.
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OK. I'm willing to get rowdy more so
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than I am to say fight for someone.
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I'm just like, throw me in a ring with somebody, I will fight
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them. I'm just kind of gassed up
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today. I'm ready.
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OK, let's tussle. All right, let's tussle.
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House of Representative person from Washington.
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Washington. Why do they not get to vote?
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In any of the votes it would be. They get to vote for federal,
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but there's no yeah, yeah, but they can't, they can't vote.
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For I thought they couldn't even do that.
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I was like Dang. Well, no.
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They can vote for federal but they can't vote for a fucking
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senators or or whatever and who? What senators?
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And that's what they do. The senators and the House of
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Representatives vote, determine the federal laws.
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Yeah. That's taxation without
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representation. And it's so fair.
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This representative is not part of the federal House of
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Representatives. They don't.
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She. Yeah, she is.
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She is. Or is she part of like?
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So how you have state politicians?
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Her so OK her name is still Eleanor Holmes Norton.
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She belongs to the House of Representatives.
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She is a non voting delegate. Well that makes no sense.
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Yep, that's why it's bullshit. Yeah, that, that is.
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That's crazy. She can advocate for the
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district but can't cast votes on the House floor.
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Oh and sorry, they also have two shadow senators in the fucking
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and it went a shadow representative.
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What? The hell?
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But they can't vote, OK. Stupid.
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They have. No, they have no representation.
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But they're being taxed like a state.
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Yeah, and it's not. Fair, not cool.
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Not cool. Washington, DC.
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Wow. Huh.
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Well, you know, yeah. I didn't realize they had like,
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you know, shadow, whatever. I didn't realize they had.
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Some I'm learning. I learned right to go just now.
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'Cause they're not a state, so I didn't think they had anybody
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interesting. They have, they've been pushing
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for a full voting representation and statehood despite being
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ineligible for senators due to its non state status.
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Wow. I think they should get
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representation. You're in the fucking
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continental United States. What do you mean it's not a
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state you like? It was.
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It was a state and then you chopped it up and said this is
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the capital now, Yeah, guess what?
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Everybody who's in the Vatican fucking votes for the Pope.
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No, they don't. Could you imagine?
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I was like, what the fuck is she talking about?
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I meant I meant like the Cardinals and shit that are in
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there. Holy shit.
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I realize I it didn't like it took a second for you.
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I don't, No they don't. For me to also go.
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Oh, I go. To other people besides
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Cardinals in the bad kid, yes there are.
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Oh man. What's important is that it's
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bullshit and I don't know, somebody's got it on the license
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plate. They've every single, their
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license plate says end taxation without representation.
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Go fuck yourself. They don't actually say that
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last bit, but I think they should.
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Have fuck yourself. I think they'd get some shit
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done around here. I think they.
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Would. Oh my gosh.
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I've got to get the word out. OK, I can't believe it.
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I can't believe it's not butter. You butter.
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Believe it. Oh, hang on.
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That's the whole thing. We actually should unpack that
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sometime. Yeah.
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Hang on. Hold back.
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Hold back. Save the button.
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What's the sauce? Sambal Olek.
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What? I thought you're just like
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speaking in a whole. Nother language there tongues.
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Yeah, no sambal, sambal olek. I'm sure that I'm I'm not saying
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that like well, but it's a real sauce.
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Actually, it's cooked with it. Named after the olek, mortar and
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pestle used to grind them, it's a versatile condiment often used
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as base for other sauces, marinade, stir fries, or to add
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heat to soups and noodle dishes, providing pure chili flavor
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without complex. Added spices.
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OK. Samba, olek or just olek?
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Now you know. Well, all right.
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The more you know you've already learned so much.
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I have learned so much. And it we're only like.
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Look at all. The things you've told me 10
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minutes in. Yeah.
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OK. We've got them, huh?
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All right. OK.
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So we've had covered the beef, we've covered the sauce.
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We have covered the beef with sauce.
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We've, you know what? We ended last time saying that
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we were gonna because we, we finished a, a book.
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Finley Donovan is killing it. We did finish Finley Donovan is
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killing it. But we were actually on the
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second book when we were saying that, and we've since finished
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the second one as well. We have.
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We just finished it yesterday. Yeah, what's that one?
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I finished it. Actually, it's I finished it
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this morning. Finley Donovan knocks him dead.
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Yeah, that's the second one, yeah.
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I like it a lot. A lot.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. But so far I've liked both very
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much. The second one really got me
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that the very end, I was not, did not see it coming.
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So that's all I'll say. No spoilers.
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No spoilers. No spoilers, we haven't really
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talked about it yet. Oh yeah, so I highly recommend.
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We checked out the third one already actually.
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I didn't and cuz I'm fucking around.
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We're ready to. Go.
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We're ready to go. I also started, I haven't even
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told you about this. I also started Vera Vera Wong's
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advice, Unsolicited advice for murderers.
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I think I got that right. I think I got that right, but
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I'm going to pull it up. Vera Wong's unsolicited advice
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for murderers. OK.
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It's like a little old lady she's trying to use and she runs
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a tea shop and a man is found dead in her tea shop and so
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she's of course got a. OK, OK.
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I'm like, I don't know, maybe hour and a half, two hours into
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that or so just because I listened to while I was driving
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and it's been pretty funny so far.
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I think you you would like it because you like to watch.
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OK, It's funny. I love it.
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You you like to watch the the Chinese K dramas.
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I say the Chinese K dramas, but you know what I mean?
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I love to watch those either C dramas or K dramas.
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Hit me up. J dramas.
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I've watched those too. But it kind of goes into some,
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well, maybe I'll give that a listener real quick before we
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start the third, third book. OK, cool.
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Yeah. But yeah, because it kind of
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goes into like Chinese like culture and things like that
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because she's she's that's interesting where she had San
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Francisco in Chinatown. Gotcha.
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So it kind of goes into it's just like a subtle sort of you
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pick up on her thoughts and how she was raised because this is
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she was raised in China. And then she wants her son to
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like, do you know, whatever, because that's that's how she
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believes things should be. And she's very diligent and ya
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ya, so you kinda it's really interesting.
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And then they talk about a lot of the teas and things like
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that. So it's pretty, pretty cool.
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So highly, highly recommend that.
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I'm only an hour and 20 ish minutes or so in but.
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I'll get. A started, then you'll you'll
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get caught up. Easy.
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All right. Well, cool.
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All right. We've been on a mystery kick.
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We have been, it's just. But it's OK, it's fine.
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Yeah, I don't have a problem with.
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It No, I I love I love figuring things out.
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I still think, I know that we're not getting any spoilers for the
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second Finley Donovan book, but I think that I figured out
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something that they haven't actually confirmed yet.
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We you know what I'm talking about.
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OK, yes, yes, yes. We both suspect the same thing.
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I suspect, I suspect who is a bad guy.
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We do suspect someone of being a bad guy.
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Of being a bad guy. And that's not confirmed.
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You're right, right? Right, because they've trying to
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throw us off the trail. I think they are and make us
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think that it's not actually them.
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And I'm like, it's either them or it's them with an accomplice.
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There is no other way that's I I'm like there's no way.
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It's really. Weird because have you ever read
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a book like OK, I think it's easier when if you if you watch
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a movie and a character come is introduced into to the movie.
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I think it's easier to get a vibe off that person, that
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character, when it's like a movie because immediately you
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can sometimes can tell like OK, I'm getting a bad vibe.
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Yeah, from this person. They walk in the Thunder.
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Exactly so, but I think in a book.
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Not quite as easy. You don't always get that
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immediate like not getting a good vibe from this or this is
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suspicious or I agree, whatever. Now we've been breeding
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mysteries, or a lot. Lately, so maybe that's why,
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because as soon as this character was introduced, I was
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like suspicious. There's a suspicious.
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Well, so I mean, for me, I look at a book, a mystery, and a lot
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of them are formulaic, which is fine.
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You know, yes, there's but there's usually like A twist.
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Now what that twist is, I don't I you know, I may not know what
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that twist is going to be sure, but when I'm.
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Looking something like the pieces start to fall into place
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and it's like, well, that's obvious.
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Like no, it's too obvious because there's they have to
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have a true twist and that's true.
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They need to have obvious then then I kind of second guess
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myself because sometimes it actually then is kind of just
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that obvious. It just depends.
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Yeah, yeah, so but but they also.
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When you're in a when you're in a, a story like that and reading
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the everyone in my family has killed someone and everyone on
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this train is a suspect and all those ones.
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He lays out what the rules of a fair play mystery are.
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And I think that these books would probably fall into that
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category of a fair play mystery. And it's like, you need to
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introduce the killer early enough that it's like, that's
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OK. That's like a main character
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that we've been seeing this whole book.
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And you need to introduce the victim and they need to, you
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know, the whole thing's going to tie together.
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And, you know, it's not, it's not say, fair air quotes to
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introduce somebody all the way at the end.
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It's like, well, it was so and so the whole time.
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It's like, well how the fuck as the reader would I ever know
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that? Would I ever know that?
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And so using, using those rules, assuming that this is following
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that I know, right? Or, you know, every time they
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introduce a new character, there's a chance that that's
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that this is our bad guy, true. And so we know.
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Or a red herring. That's the thing, you know,
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right? We someone to throw you off to
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make you be suspicious and then exactly it's not them the whole
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time. Exactly.
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We know that it's not Finley. We know that it's probably not
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her good friend slash nanny, right?
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Vero. Vero, who's living, Who's living
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with her, and I hate her fucking ex-husband.
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Steven, Steven, Steven. But you're right, he's never.
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The best, but it's usually it's probably not him because he's
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just too stupid. Right, it's true.
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You know, and, and she has a sister who's a cop and, and
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things like that. So it's like these people were
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introducing me, but I don't think it's any.
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Of that basic, basic same characters that are in each book
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that you can rule out and then yeah.
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Then you you've got a love interest, True.
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True, True. True.
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So then it's like from there on, especially when we're a sequel,
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we've got our established cast, all those people decide.
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Every single new person that comes in.
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I'm like, who is? It gonna be yeah, legit so.
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Yeah, so I, I think, I think that I'm right that that guy's a
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bad guy, even though they're really trying to convince me
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that they're not with evidence. And I won't.
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And I won't stand for it. True, if you like a an audio
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book, I like this. I like the reader of these, the
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narrator, whatever you want to call them.
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The reader would be. Is it called the narrator?
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Yeah. I like her a lot.
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I think she's doing a great job and so highly.
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Come in and check out the Finley Donovan series.
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It's fun. It's really fun.
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I do have excellent news to tell you, exciting news.
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Oh, that I just heard about today.
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Gasp. OK, We are big Cardinals fans
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and major fans of Yahty Molina. Oh, yes.
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We love Yahty. If you don't know who he is,
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played catcher for the Cardinals for many years, and we love him.
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OK, Retired. What, two years ago?
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Oh my gosh, probably, probably two or three.
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At least two or three. He was hired today by the
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Cardinals organization as the special assistant to the
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president of baseball operations.
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I hope you can. Whatever that means.
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I hope. You can turn this shit.
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Around yeah, I'm like bring it on, get Yadi in there, let's
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turn it around. We need a we need a World Series
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team on the field. It's been too long, been too
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long. So Congrats to Yadi.
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Congrats to us because we love him and I'm happy that he's
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working for us and not some other team right.
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So that's that was exciting news today.
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I was pretty excited about that. Then a quick update.
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I also I also have a exciting update too so.
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OK, you want to go? You want me to go?
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OK, this is really quick. Do you know the the cats that
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are hired of the Japan Railway? System.
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Yes, I told you about this. Yes.
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Oh my God. Yeah, Japan Railway Station
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appoints Jan Tama as the third feline station master.
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Oh my, look at him, little hat, look at.
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John Tama YONTAMA, the third feline station master, is so
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freaking cute. So keep it up, Japan.
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We love it. Keep us informed about the if
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you feel like. You don't.
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If you don't recall or you weren't listening at the time,
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they start with Tama. Yep, who was who just kind of
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like hung out at the station. And they kind of adopted him,
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yeah, they fed him. Hurry.
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Oh, sorry. What?
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That one was a hurry, right? He was a little girl and, and
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yeah, and they, they sort of adopted her and then they
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appointed her. She's got a whole.
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Wiki and it says under occupation station master,
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station master. She has since passed away
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though. 2015 correct? She was 16.
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She was 16. Nice, nice old age there for for
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Tama. And then did her, did a another
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cat took over. There's there's.
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Been a few. So there was Neetama, who if I'm
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not mistaken, I believe Neetama, which is basically Tama 2, was
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sent to be trained at a different station.
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And then they were like, we're not giving her back.
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That's true. That's true.
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They kept her. You're right.
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So then they they got Son Tama Tama who was basically Tama 3.
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Right, so, so do you think Yon Tama is Tama four?
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Well, even though she's official, he's officially or
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she, I'm not sure if it's a she or he doesn't say is officially
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the third feline station master. It might be at that at that
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station. Because I think out it says
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Japan railway station. So it's maybe if there's
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multiple, there's multiple stations clearly because there's
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also a there's also a Yon Tama because you're right, the other
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one didn't wouldn't. They want to give her back.
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They love her so much. They're like got to drive her
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from our cold dead hands. We're keeping NI tama.
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I had to say this. I could tell you I find it
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hilarious. I love that but there's also a
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Yontama which I think is this one but but there's just a
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different one from 20170. Yontama was an 8 month old
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calico and introduces NI tama subordinate at that other.
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Station. OK, OK.
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OK, then. There was Gotama which is Tama
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5. Subordinate to knee Tama and
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work and would work two days at Kishi station and two days at
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Edux. They're sharing him and then
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Roku Tama, which is Tama 6. I love how they each get they
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just give the number in front. I'm dead.
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Well, maybe this maybe this is an old announcement.
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I really don't know. I just happened to see it and so
21:52
he saved it 'cause I was like what yes, another another.
21:55
So they're keeping the keeping the the feline station masters
21:58
alive. I love it.
21:59
I highly recommend if you haven't seen photos of of OG
22:03
Tama at their like induction ceremony and I'm showing you a
22:07
photo look in her little garb in her little outfit.
22:12
We already shared photos of this so we ain't doing it again.
22:15
That's not true. I don't know, I don't.
22:17
I'm not in charge of the of the photos.
22:20
But. That's excellent.
22:23
That's right. So so maybe you'll look up more
22:27
photos of Tama, Tama 2 and Tama 3456 and so.
22:31
On I'll keep. I'll look for.
22:33
Her keep on keeping on we'll. Do an update.
22:35
OK, what was your, what was your update?
22:37
Our girl Taylor Swift. OK, she was up.
22:44
She was nominated for the Songwriter Hall of Fame, yes,
22:48
which is like a very big honor. Yes, I do recall this.
22:51
When you get nominated, you pick 5 songs that you've written and
22:54
you send them in and then they look through it and they decide
22:57
if they're gonna let you in. Oh no, I don't think this is
23:00
like a once one and you're or you're done, right?
23:03
But agreed, you know. So she this was a while ago.
23:08
She sent in her song for love story Blank Space all too well,
23:12
10 minute version. OK, the last Great American
23:14
dynasty, which is off of lover and antihero good nights.
23:19
OK, and it came out today that she was inducted into she goes
23:26
she's she's the youngest woman ever to be ever.
23:29
Congrats. So I mean a little proper, like
23:31
poops. Yay.
23:33
Congrats to JJ. We're happy for.
23:35
Her well deserved. Well deserved.
23:38
We have. We have both agreed that she is
23:42
an absolute to poet and can really write some some amazing
23:47
lyrics, so good for her. That's very exciting.
23:50
She's, she was the youngest winner of the Songwriters Hall
23:54
of Fame Hal David Award. She's, she's won a bunch of the
23:59
awards that they have and whatnot.
24:00
And so then she was officially inducted into the Hall of Fame
24:05
today, so. That's awesome.
24:09
Well, I haven't prepared a little bit of a game if you want
24:12
to or challenge maybe for you. I saw on Smosh I don't know if
24:18
anybody watches Smosh on YouTube, but the the one girl
24:23
turns out didn't really know animals names of animals really
24:27
well and so they were making up an animal name and then like
24:31
giving her two real animals and then a fake one and then she had
24:33
to pick out the fake one and because.
24:36
But I can't do that with you because you know your animals.
24:39
You know your animals, although. You could get, you could get
24:41
really specific, but then it's just a crapshoot.
24:43
Sure. So I thought, let's try it with
24:46
musicals. Broadway Musicals.
24:48
Yeah, because I know musicals, but maybe not as many as as.
24:51
You guys so I've seen a lot of musicals in my time but I will
24:55
say there are a lot of musicals and there's still a lot I have
25:00
not seen correct. So I have compiled a list I'll
25:05
give you 2 real ones and one fake one OK and you tell me the
25:09
fake one OK OK here we go. I kind of went alphabetically.
25:13
I don't know why, I just thought it would be kind of fun.
25:15
So here we go. OK, all my children, anyone can
25:21
whistle or or and I don't know which way we go here all about
25:26
me. Two of those are real musicals
25:32
and one of those is 1 I made-up. OK, Can you give me, can I hear
25:35
them again? All my children, anyone can
25:39
whistle all about me. She's thinking really hard.
25:47
I'm going to go with Anyone can whistle wrong.
25:50
I fucking knew it. I was like, that one sounds so
25:52
stupid. That one's way that's going to
25:54
be real. That's going to be real.
25:56
Which one is it? All My Children, which is a soap
25:58
opera. Back in the day I was like, I
26:00
knew that that sounded legit familiar.
26:03
That was a soap opera. I was like, maybe they talked
26:05
about it. OK, here we go.
26:08
Oh. My.
26:08
Children. Bloody, bloody Andrew Jackson,
26:13
the boy that. Was Oz.
26:14
That was my nickname in high school.
26:17
Bloody, bloody, interjects the boy that.
26:21
Was not always they just call my bloody.
26:23
Bloody AJ blood the AJ The boy from Oz or baby, it's cold
26:29
outside. OK, Buddy interjects and The boy
26:39
from Oz or baby, it's cold outside.
26:45
Let's go with the boy from Oz. Incorrect.
26:48
Oh my fuck. Baby, it's cold outside.
26:50
Not a musical. That is the song.
26:54
I know it's a fucking song, but it was not made into a musical.
26:58
I don't know why I'm writing these down.
26:59
I'm writing down the I. Know I got to write down I know.
27:01
OK Next up I'm sure. Next up OK Camelot, Candy Land
27:08
or chess. She looks really disgusted.
27:13
Taking my glasses, I didn't give me a layup, she's let me throw
27:18
it in. No cats fun.
27:23
Home ones I haven't given her any that she's.
27:26
Not a single. You know Disney's classic Chess
27:29
the Musical? I didn't imagine.
27:34
I've never seen. I take that back.
27:36
I have seen one of these. You've seen one of these.
27:40
I have, but it's been a long time.
27:43
OK, Candyland, chess and Camelot.
27:46
Just guess I'm going with Candyland because Ding Ding Ding
27:55
Ding. OK, I was like, I'm almost
27:57
certain Camelot is real. I.
27:59
Think that is real? That's the one I've seen.
28:01
Between chess and Candyland, I was like, there's no fucking way
28:07
chess. Chess could be never seen.
28:09
It chess could be about Bobby Fischer or, or one of the, you
28:14
know, great chess masters, or it could be the fucking pieces or
28:18
dancing around and singing. I don't know.
28:20
That's true. That's true.
28:22
I don't know. But what I do know is that ain't
28:24
fucking Candyland. It's not.
28:26
You think you fucking you? Think I'm going to have to look
28:28
up chess musicals to see what it's about because that's I have
28:30
no idea. I've never seen it, I know.
28:32
I'm like, I'm like, you think? You think that?
28:34
Fucking what? What do you call it?
28:36
The Sugar Plum Fairy. Mr. Mint, OK, what's the what's
28:42
the ice cream ice cream chick? There's an ice cream the ice
28:45
cream chick. I can't remember her name
28:48
because they changed them when you the game different from the
28:50
game when I was like. Frostine, Yes.
28:52
Queen Frostine. Queen Frostine.
28:54
I I was trying to think you make a musical out of Candyland the
28:57
hell you could. I was.
28:59
I was Googling and trying to. It would be awesome.
29:02
When I say what was the Sugar Plum Fairy, that's not actually
29:05
Kenny Lang's character. I was trying to think of Lord
29:07
Licorice. Oh, OK, OK 'cause you did not
29:10
want to land on Lord Licorice. No, he's a bad dude, Yeah.
29:12
Yes, my favorite though as an adult is definitely grandma nut.
29:21
GRAMMA, grandma nuts Nutt grandma nut.
29:27
She has some fucking peanut brown.
29:30
OK, Grim. The.
29:32
I wasn't prepared for that. All right, You ready to move on?
29:35
Yeah. The next three.
29:37
Ready. All right, Here we go.
29:38
Drama, Mama. Damn Yankees or disaster with an
29:43
exclamation point. Drama Mama.
29:45
Yes, you're right. Get better.
29:47
You're right. OK, Next up.
29:50
OK, Elf. OK.
29:52
Everyday rapture. OK, or eggs over my ham.
29:56
OK, now I know that ELF is real. I'll give you that one, yes.
30:02
So the options are between everyday rapture or eggs over
30:09
Miami. Are you sure it's that eggs over
30:13
Miami? Not that that would be make any
30:15
more sense. Miami, Miami, Everyday Rapture.
30:27
It's got to be everyday Rap show.
30:28
I was like the sound so fucking stupid.
30:32
It is no way that that's real. It's a menu items.
30:35
It's a menu item at Denny's. Son of a bitch.
30:41
Denny's. Denny's when I get my hands on
30:45
you, don't you, Denny's? Take that off the fucking menu.
30:47
Just call it eggs and ham. Don't call it no eggs over my
30:51
handy. Shut the fuck up.
30:53
I'm dead. Get.
30:54
Out. OK.
30:55
OK. You ready?
30:56
I couldn't be more ready. OK, she's ready.
30:58
OK. Fright night first date or
31:02
Finian's rainbow? Fright night, first date.
31:10
Finian's rainbow. Correct.
31:13
Let's go. A first date.
31:15
Nope, it was Fright Night. That is the fake.
31:17
One, I was hoping that that one was real.
31:19
No, that one is fake. I know I was honestly, I was
31:22
like, it's between one of those two because whatever the fucking
31:24
third one was was stupid enough to be real true.
31:26
And so I was really trying. I haven't seen either one of
31:29
those. Musicals.
31:31
OK. By the way, just FYI, I got the
31:34
information on the Candyland characters from the Candyland
31:36
wiki, which apparently exists. There's an entire Candyland.
31:39
There is a whole I bet. Candyland.
31:41
Do they have the old characters on there from when I was a kid?
31:44
I don't know. I can see the characters from
31:46
when. I was a kid.
31:47
Yeah, OK, OK. But I don't know about you.
31:51
OK, interesting. OK, we could say I liked the
31:54
artwork on when I from my set of Candyland.
31:58
I see All right, moving on. I don't have you noticed what
32:00
I've been doing like alphabetically, like everything
32:02
starts with the same letter I so we're on to G OK, OK Groundhog
32:07
Day green goddess or Gypsy green goddess.
32:17
Correct. That's what sound addressing.
32:26
I well, here's the thing. Just because something is
32:29
something else doesn't mean that that.
32:30
That's true. OK, Groundhog.
32:32
Day is a fucking movie. It's a movie that they made it
32:34
to a musical. It's true.
32:35
A lot of movies been made and I don't even.
32:36
Remember the third one you said was Gypsy?
32:39
I knew Gypsy. OK, I did know Gypsy.
32:42
Here we go. OK, horseshoe.
32:47
Hands on a hard body. High society horseshoe.
32:54
Damn it. Yes, you're kidding me.
32:55
Now you know why I said horseshoe?
32:57
Because we were talking today about going to up to Chatham,
33:01
IL, which is near Springfield. And you know what's in
33:05
Springfield? Darcy's pint.
33:08
The home of I was like the home of my the home of my favorite
33:12
horseshoe. I've got horseshoe on the brain.
33:17
The home of my. Favorite horse?
33:19
If you're ever in Springfield, IL, go to Darcy's Pint.
33:22
I hope it's still there. Haven't been up there since
33:24
probably live graduate high school because she used to have
33:25
a bowling tournament in Springfield every year and while
33:28
the kids went to lunch, your dad and I went over to Darcy's and
33:30
we got a horseshoe and it was super yummy.
33:33
Where the hell had the white squirrels?
33:34
Olney Olney, IL Olney Olney. OK, here we go.
33:39
Next up. I'm ready, Irene.
33:44
It should have been you, inside out, upside down.
33:51
Oh, my phone got. I think Irene is real.
33:56
Come on, Irene. Come on, Irene.
33:59
Come on, Eileen. OK, Inside upside down or
34:05
whatever the fuck the other one was.
34:06
Let's just go inside out. Upside down.
34:08
Dang, you're right. Complete shot in the dark.
34:10
Complete shot in the dark. That was a good one and I just
34:13
couldn't fucking remember the other we've got.
34:14
Me. It should have been you.
34:17
It should have been you. All right, here we go.
34:20
Junk mail. OK, Jekyll and Hyde or Jersey
34:25
Boys. It's junk mail.
34:28
I know that the other two. I knew the other two.
34:30
Damn, now you got me. You're on a roll.
34:31
I know you're on a roll. Cooking.
34:33
Right now I'm fucking cooking. I only did the first half of the
34:35
alphabet, so I just went to I'm. Dying because I looked at Chess.
34:41
The musical Chess is a musical with music by Benny Anderson and
34:45
Bjorn Veyas of of ABBA. Oh legit OK and lyrics by Tim
34:51
Rice. Who knows?
34:53
Set during the Cold War, using a World chess championship as a
34:56
backdrop for a love triangle between an American grandmaster,
34:59
A Soviet grandmaster, and a Hungarian American woman caught
35:02
between them, this sounds kind of serious.
35:08
Well, it's also and it's and it's a musical.
35:10
But it's going to be a sad 1. You know, some musicals are sad.
35:13
I don't know. Some are happy, some are fun,
35:15
some are goofy, some are terrible.
35:17
The story explores The story explores themes of politics.
35:21
Yeah. Politics, ambition and betrayal
35:24
with iconic songs like One Night in Bangkok and OK and I Know Him
35:29
So Well, OK. Then here's the thing, the music
35:33
from a musical can be absolute bangers.
35:35
It can be awesome music, but the story can be like, kind of a
35:39
bummer, you know, or especially for me personally, if it's super
35:44
sad, then I'm like, OK, a hard pass.
35:47
You know, like, yeah, like cabaret.
35:49
Glad I've seen it. Actually.
35:51
Excellent. Love the music, excellent show.
35:54
Saw at the Fox. People who put on it, who were,
35:55
who were in it were incredible. But, you know, you walk out of
35:59
there really bummed, you know? So apparently.
36:02
I don't know if this is Off Broadway or whatever, but it was
36:05
Aaron Tovet. Tovet, I know he looks like he
36:08
was in rent, but that don't put me on that.
36:11
Nicholas Christopher, whoever that is, and Leah Michelle, who
36:14
you probably. Go by name, okay?
36:17
But. So that's kind of more of a
36:18
newer 1 then maybe? Well, no prettier 19. 86 Then
36:22
it's got a revival. Yeah, it says.
36:23
It got a revival. Got mobile revivals?
36:26
Gotcha okay okay cool. I'm glad they do revivals
36:28
because it's awesome. It brings back some older ones.
36:30
Just the fucking chess the musical.
36:32
I don't know, but it's really just chess the musical.
36:34
It's, you know, just the bucket. Just the bucket musical that
36:37
that's a whole different. Story it's a said it's a love
36:40
triangle well. Then you're not wrong.
36:43
All right? I got letter K for you.
36:45
You ready? I'm ready.
36:47
All right, here we go. Kismet.
36:50
Kit Kat. Kiss of the Spider Woman.
36:54
OK, I have no idea about any of these.
36:56
I do know that the word kismet means like fate or destiny
37:00
because it's used in Taylor Swift song recently so that
37:06
feels like that could be real. And then what was the other
37:08
fucking 2? Kit Kat Kiss of the Spider Woman
37:17
Kit Kat. Damn it.
37:20
Damn it, you gotta be a good. I was like, very.
37:23
I was like. That one was weak.
37:25
I couldn't think of anything to serve.
37:26
OK, it was weak. Kick it.
37:28
All right, moving on. I only have two more for two
37:30
more for you. 2 more L&M Ready. OK, here we go.
37:34
Love bites. Let it be.
37:38
And love Musk. Love Musk.
37:42
Wrong. Damn it bites.
37:46
I was like maybe a vampire one. It could be they actually could
37:51
make it, make it into. I would say I'd see it.
37:54
There's an awesome movie that I'm going to have to find it and
37:58
show it from when we do a redneck drive in because it is
38:00
love at first bite. Oh, having that love bites can
38:04
refer to several several things, most commonly an Australian
38:08
musical by Peter Rutherford and James.
38:11
It wasn't on my list about romance.
38:14
A Japanese heavy metal band known for their powerful live
38:17
shows. The tours.
38:18
Oh, just kidding, I see. Those are I I misunderstood.
38:23
You were morphing them all into. One definition, weren't you?
38:26
I didn't the musical. Was about a Japanese fan.
38:30
Musical was about a Japanese heavy metal band over their
38:32
powerful live shows and tours. But then I read or a popular Def
38:36
Leopard song and I went. I see I misunderstood.
38:39
I gotta check out this. There's also a lesser known
38:43
london-based musical by Alan Shaw.
38:44
So there's two fucking Love Bites musical?
38:46
That was a trick question then apparently.
38:49
Oh my gosh, there's a Japanese band, rock band called Love
38:54
Bites. Yes.
38:56
I'm going to check them out. I'm going to write that down.
38:59
OK, All right, Cool, cool. All right, last one.
39:02
Here we go. Maim Maim, man of La Mancha or
39:10
Mystery on Mount Kilimanjaro. OK, man of the mancha wrong.
39:18
No, I'm I'm guessing I was literally about to say that.
39:22
I was pretty sure that I've heard of that one before.
39:25
Is something else. I already I already was like
39:27
pretty certain that one was real.
39:28
I already knew. So I was just eliminating it for
39:31
myself. So I you've given me nothing.
39:32
You've given me nothing. I was so excited.
39:36
Wrong jumped on that one. OK, and then what?
39:41
I don't know what he said. The murder of mystery on Mount
39:44
Kilimanjaro. I said the murder of Mount.
39:46
Kill that mountain. Kill that mountain.
39:51
That sounds like it'd be a mystery novel, so I'm going to
39:54
go with that one. Damn it.
39:57
You got me. You're good.
39:59
You got me. Darn.
40:01
I started off strong. I started off strong.
40:03
You. Did, but I'm good at recognizing
40:04
a pattern. Yep, but I ended week.
40:06
I ended week. Well, I knew some of them, like
40:09
Elf and Gypsy and stuff like that, so not that many.
40:13
You knew a couple. And apparently, love bites.
40:15
Is a fucking musical. So I know.
40:18
Trick question. That trick question.
40:20
That's on me, ladies. Hey, let me see that.
40:23
What are you looking at? I was gonna look at the ones
40:25
that were fake. The ones that were fake.
40:27
Yeah, I made. I just made those up.
40:29
I've top my head. Well, yeah, but so Brandon love
40:31
bite. She wants to look it up.
40:33
I I wanna know how how how right I actually was OK I.
40:36
See all my children? It's a soap opera.
40:40
Well, I started to tell you about.
40:44
All My Sons is a three act play. The the what did I just say?
40:53
The movie called Love at First Bite.
40:57
I remember watching that when I was a kid, and it was very, very
41:03
funny. It probably wouldn't hold up
41:06
today because it's probably not very politically correct.
41:09
You know what I mean? Right.
41:10
But it's very, very silly. Yeah.
41:15
So the you know the, you know the movie Zorro, the gay Blade.
41:21
Yeah, that's also probably. Not politically correct, but you
41:25
know it's hilarious, right? It's absolutely.
41:27
It definitely cracks me up. The guy who plays the Zorro is
41:33
also in in, in in the first bite.
41:37
And he plays a vampire. OK, He plays Dracula and the the
41:44
government of Transylvania appropriates his castle and
41:48
George, just George Hamilton is the actor he is he is obliged to
41:52
relocate. I'm looking this up.
41:54
And he has to. So he decides to go to New York,
41:57
OK, OK, to what would have been at the time when the movie came
42:01
out, Modern times, OK. And so he's got to fit in in New
42:07
York City in 1979, in modern times because the government of
42:13
Transylvania is like, sick of him.
42:14
And they're done. And they kick him out.
42:16
So. And then, you know, silliness,
42:18
you know, ensues. Silliness ensues.
42:20
Yeah. And it's very, very, in my
42:21
opinion, I remember watching this as a kid thinking it was
42:23
very, very funny. So I'm like, I've got to find
42:26
this movie and show it at the I'm.
42:28
Good to watch it, yeah. But honestly I forgot about Zora
42:32
the gay blade till just I'm like that could be a funny one to
42:34
show the gay blade show too. That's really hilarious, so.
42:38
I was gonna what was to my list of possibilities?
42:41
What was the movie? I I only remember like, I don't
42:46
know, 1 scene from this movie, but the concept is like there's
42:50
like a teenage boy and there's a girl vampire and she like bites
42:54
him and he's slowly turning into vampire.
42:56
She has to bite him three times and he drinks a whole cup of
42:58
blood. And she has to and he has to be
43:00
a virgin or something, right? I don't know, isn't it?
43:02
Isn't it? I don't know that.
43:04
I only know that that it's a boy.
43:05
He has to give it three times and there's a scene that like
43:07
the mom is like, isn't it? I don't know.
43:10
I don't know. This is what I'm asking because
43:12
I know you know, because it was on TV once when I was much
43:15
younger and and you were talking about this movie and you're I'm
43:18
like, what the fuck is going on? I didn't say fuck at the time
43:21
because I was, I was a little wee lad.
43:25
And but you are like, like she's gonna bite in three times.
43:29
So he's slowly turning into a vampire.
43:31
So he's like craving blood and such.
43:32
And the mom was like cooking his mom.
43:35
It's like cooking, you know, steak, whatever.
43:36
So she like pours the blood off of the thing into like a cup.
43:40
Whatever. And he goes in there and drinks.
43:43
And I'm sorry, listeners, if if you're getting grossed out or
43:46
finished by this, yeah. Lauren hunting Jim Carrey in
43:49
Once Bitten came out in 1985. Gotcha.
43:53
Yes, hilarious. Do you know?
43:55
And she has to be a virgin. And so that's how he gets away
43:57
from he has to, you know, do the deeds so that you can't bite him
44:01
anymore. Gotcha.
44:02
Do you know that? OK, I don't know.
44:08
I brought this up with listener Erica because I knew that she
44:13
has seen the movies and read the books for Twilight.
44:17
OK, OK, now you've not read the books, but you've seen the
44:19
movies. Seen all the movies?
44:20
OK Jacob Kayla Waters character. Yes, what would you say?
44:26
He is a werewolf, right? Wrong.
44:31
I'm right. Wrong that that makes sense.
44:33
I understand why you would say that.
44:35
You're wrong. Why?
44:37
Apparently he's not a werewolf. So we're watching the show.
44:42
Well, actually when they call, well, hold on, I'm getting
44:44
there. So we're watching the show on
44:46
actually. And like, they give this whole
44:47
spiel and it's like, I think I was telling you about how it was
44:51
like, like they were doing the whole thing of like, he imprints
44:56
on the baby and blah, blah, blah, all this kind of stuff.
44:58
And it's like, that's guy with the fake parts.
45:00
Like, Nope, that part's true. The fake part was that he's a
45:03
werewolf. He's apparently not a werewolf.
45:05
At some point in the books they established that werewolves
45:10
exist, but that they are shape shifters and they can shape
45:16
shift into wolves. Now to me, a shapeshifter that
45:20
can shapeshift into a fucking wolf is just known as a.
45:23
Werewolf or. Apparently.
45:26
Are they elsewhere in in the world?
45:29
There are werewolves that are just, you know, the mercy of the
45:32
moon, if you will. OK, so so OK, we don't need this
45:35
Batman. OK, Can they shape shift into
45:38
anything else or just wolves? Those guys can only do wolves.
45:42
They can only do wolves, OK. And I know from me watching the
45:46
movies, you can tell me tell me if this is inaccurate or not,
45:50
but that it's like they hit like a certain age and then it starts
45:54
happening and it doesn't happen their whole lives.
45:55
They get hit like it's almost like a puberty thing where they
45:58
hit a certain age and all of a sudden they can start shifting.
46:02
You're talking about like the Jacobs, the Twilight.
46:05
Yes and no. It's like they, they, it's like
46:09
triggered in them when there's a lot of vampires nearby.
46:13
So in the fourth, well, they bring, they bring all their
46:15
friends in because they're going to stand up to the Volturi.
46:17
And because more and more vampires are arriving, more and
46:20
more of the people start shifting and changing and what
46:24
not. They are dependent on vampires
46:26
to shift. They can't just spontaneously
46:30
shift. I'm sure that they that some
46:33
like, you know, a couple, a handful of them can.
46:36
But they're not dependent on the moon.
46:39
The moon cycle has nothing to do with.
46:40
It nothing to do with it. Once they gain the ability to
46:43
shift shapeshift, they can do whatever they want.
46:48
Yeah, like they you they have like their pack leader or
46:53
whatever that eventually becomes.
46:54
Jacob's spoiler. We're beyond the statue of
46:57
limitations. We're OK with that, yes.
46:58
On twilight eventually becomes Jacob and went on.
47:01
They can like hear in each other's heads and things like
47:03
that. And they kind of have to listen
47:07
to that person more or less. OK, unless you want to challenge
47:10
the pack. Right?
47:11
Exactly. But when they, I don't know,
47:14
they're true love, whatever and they lock eyes or whatever, they
47:17
imprint. They imprint.
47:18
They basically stay the same age until they're even basically
47:23
kind of thing. And then they'll age together.
47:25
So Jacob imprints on the baby Renesme, which is, by the way, I
47:31
hate that name. Worst name ever for a character
47:34
in in a book movie. Take a pic.
47:36
Yeah he imprints on her when she's a baby and so he time
47:40
halts for him. He doesn't age.
47:42
No, she's. Admittedly aging like years.
47:44
She then ages like crazy fast because she's a hybrid.
47:47
But human opinion Here's my thing.
47:50
Like in what way we see her. She's like.
47:53
I have no 678, something like that or whatever with him and
47:57
it's like, oh, OK, it's Vanessa. No, she's still mentally like a
48:02
six month old, you know what I mean?
48:04
Is she though? Well, I mean, she's only six
48:06
months. Old, but her brain's got to
48:08
develop with her body. I don't know how the brain works
48:12
otherwise you're she. Becomes an adult and suddenly
48:16
she can't, you know, still needs diapers.
48:18
That's what I'm saying. So I think her brain is going to
48:20
develop with. I don't know.
48:21
I mean I think it's what's assumed, but realistically like
48:24
I mean even if she's like 2 years old and completely an
48:27
adult, she's still like a 2 year old.
48:30
Well, yeah, Age wise, yes. Mentally, probably not,
48:34
otherwise that would be fucked up.
48:37
Cuz that would be gross. If he's, then we'll start with
48:39
the whole thing is. Weird.
48:40
It is weird. It's weird, the whole.
48:42
Thing is terrible, yeah. It's weird.
48:45
There's no justice in this world.
48:46
The stories don't start off bad. But yeah, that was not not the
48:50
best way to end. Did we ever tell the story about
48:52
about seeing that third movie, the last movie in theaters?
48:56
Have we told that story? In it's the fourth movie.
48:58
Sorry, 4th movie. Yeah, cuz they split the last
49:00
one into two because that was a thing to do at the time.
49:02
It's true, they'd done it for several now.
49:06
I don't know. We'll have to.
49:09
We'll ask the listeners, then we'll get back to you.
49:11
But. OK, we'll get back.
49:13
I was like, I don't know how much time, how much time we have
49:15
left. I think not enough that I feel
49:20
like I'm. We could do a justice.
49:22
Hold back. Hold back and say exactly.
49:24
OK, OK, I'll hold back. Maybe we'll have Sam on and she
49:27
can also give her two cents because she was also.
49:29
There. That was the whole thing too.
49:30
That was the whole thing. You're right.
49:31
You're right. OK, we'll hold back and say.
49:32
Well, so here's the thing. So yes, there are werewolves in
49:36
Twilight. I googled this but the main wolf
49:39
characters like Jacob Black in his pack are technically.
49:43
Not they're not. Werewolves.
49:45
Quiliute. Quiliute I'm not really sure.
49:48
Shape shifters, A distinct group from air quotes True werewolves
49:53
or Children of the Moon, also mentioned in the series, who are
49:56
more like traditional uncontrollable werewolves.
49:59
Feared by the Volturi and haunted to near extinction, the
50:02
shape shifters transformed into giant wolves protect their
50:04
people from vampires, while the children of the Moon transform
50:07
monthly and are more primal. Huh.
50:10
I And so I asked, I asked Lister, Erica, do you remember
50:13
them mentioning that ever? And she's like, no.
50:17
And I'm like me. I didn't think so either, but
50:20
here we are. Who would have thought?
50:22
I'm like you've read the books. Does it say that in the?
50:25
Book they must have at some point, huh?
50:29
Wow. I mean, like, I, I mean, that's
50:30
the thing, I guess in the book they mention that there are true
50:37
werewolves elsewhere. OK, but they don't like, they
50:43
just never go into details about it.
50:46
I, I'm never under. I don't like the whole thing is
50:49
like, oh blah, blah, blah, they're werewolves.
50:51
No, they're fucking not. Apparently they're not.
50:54
OK. Well, you know what?
50:56
I learned all kinds of new stuff today.
50:58
I'm exciting. I'm I'm shook.
51:01
I'm shook of cool. I'm sugar I I've never been so
51:09
confused in my in my life. It's all good now.
51:13
So what do we? Oh, I know we have to discuss.
51:15
OK, I think we're coming up on officially two years, 2, two
51:22
years of serious beat. Oh.
51:25
Yes, being in tomorrow. It's tomorrow.
51:28
I'm so sorry. It's in two days.
51:29
Oh no, it's 123, 24, correct. That's our anniversary date.
51:37
Yes, it's 12312324. By the time this comes out, it
51:40
will have passed. Yes, it will be a good call out.
51:42
So yeah, I was like, wait a shout out.
51:44
Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary to BV to my
51:49
serious happy anniversary to Beefy.
51:53
Neither one of us. Will admit to being move on
51:56
admit who's BB so we. Only ever wish Beefy a happy
52:00
anniversary. So, yeah, so exciting times
52:05
three years. We it's our it's our
52:06
anniversary. I have a we got some, I got us
52:09
some little. What do you call those like a
52:12
key chain? Yeah, with a little hamburger on
52:14
it to celebrate our anniversary. So so.
52:17
That's all my little cheeseburger.
52:18
Backpack now, and maybe after this, we can actually go get
52:23
some serious beat. This last year, we went out and
52:26
celebrated. We did.
52:27
Go get some. We did.
52:27
You and I went out to Red Robin and they were playing our
52:29
fucking jams. We were the whole time we were
52:31
there. We were just at the Red Robin
52:33
did. You notice the music?
52:34
I didn't pay attention. We were jibber jabbing the.
52:36
Whole time the first couple of songs I did because.
52:38
Last time, last couple times we've been in there were like
52:40
damn, this Red Robin is playing some.
52:41
Good. I know you know what it.
52:42
IS didn't pay attention. To this actually goes she goes.
52:46
It's because places are now playing music that millennials
52:50
would have grown up with and and liked and whatnot.
52:52
Because millennials are like the main base of like your shop.
52:56
Your money. Spending and things like that.
52:58
So. Well, and you know what, as the
53:00
parents of millennials, it appeals to us too, just because
53:03
we were there, we were listening to your music, obviously, when
53:06
you were kids. So so I get it checks out.
53:08
So that's that's the those are the oldies that they're playing
53:11
now. That's awesome.
53:17
People. Yeah, it's, it's funny, I can
53:19
remember the first time when 80s music ended up on Oldies Station
53:24
and I was like, what the heck, How do you figure?
53:28
That's not that long ago. And then if you do the math.
53:31
And it was. Turns out it is a long time.
53:33
But then it turns out it was. It's forever ago, so.
53:38
Here's a little quick question for you.
53:41
I I don't really know why I say this, where I was going with
53:43
this, but what's your favorite Greek goddess or God?
53:47
I would also like God go well, that's the quick thing that's I
53:52
got to like think about it or you know, I'm ready.
53:55
I know favorite goddess. What do you mean?
53:59
Ask me about them. Well, here's the thing.
54:02
I don't know the Greek gods, like, you know the Greek,
54:04
correct? Like, you're like best friends
54:05
with the Greek gods and I don't know, I don't know them as much
54:11
like you do. So it's a little harder for me
54:15
to say. Here's here's my favorite.
54:18
Right? Let's see.
54:19
Let me look at a list here real quick, OK?
54:22
I know my favorite goddesses and I know my favorite goddesses.
54:24
You tell me yours and that way I won't use that one.
54:26
But which one do you want to go with?
54:30
What my God, God or goddess? I don't care, pick one.
54:32
OK, favorite goddess. I would.
54:34
I would go with Artemis. OK.
54:37
I want to. She's like, we have to swear a
54:42
thing to never be with men. Like, oh, no, how terrible.
54:45
We're going to run around barefoot and and and hunt in the
54:48
woods with the girlies. Like hell yeah.
54:51
Artemis, that's awesome. Goddess to the moon, let's go.
54:54
I went to a concert in the group's name is Artemis.
54:56
Yes, I know because guys to the moon because this this ladies in
54:59
this group were originally in a bigger group called Luna and it
55:03
was a whole thing about the moon, whatever.
55:04
And so when they they had some of them they didn't resign
55:08
whatever. And so they made this new group
55:09
Artemis. So they want to kind of keep
55:10
that theme theme. It's very cool.
55:13
And so they have like, a lot of like I went to the concert and I
55:16
had found this pin, like a brooch, brooch, brooch that you
55:19
wear. And I hated the jacket and a
55:21
little pal. And it was it was the the bow
55:23
and arrow. Yeah.
55:24
And it was with the thing hung off.
55:26
It was like a heart. It was so cute.
55:28
Yep, hunting trip with the girlies.
55:29
Yeah, so, OK, I get that one. That one's excellent.
55:32
That one's excellent. Yep, love.
55:33
Her. Her.
55:35
Her brother is Apollo. He he rides the chariot, brings
55:39
the sun around here comes the sun.
55:41
Doo Doo Doo. That's what we can do before we
55:43
get copyright claimed, OK? And yeah, no, she, she has the
55:52
shit. I don't remember.
55:52
It's, it's not worth looking up right now.
55:54
But she's got the girls that are with her that are like, sworn
56:00
to, you know, be on the hunt and whatnot with her and such like
56:04
that. That's actually a big part of
56:06
one of the Percy Jackson books. I won't talk.
56:08
I won't say no more about that. Spoilers.
56:11
All right, all right, but all right, so now who's your
56:16
favorite great God? I think I know who my great God
56:20
is that I like. That I would pick.
56:22
So it's it's tough. OK, I think it's a toss up
56:32
between 2:00. So in the, in the Percy Jackson
56:35
books, you know, you have one of the gods is like your parent and
56:40
whatnot, and you get like different abilities based on,
56:46
you know, those, you know, whoever your, your parent is.
56:50
And so Sam and I have had this discussion about like, OK, if we
56:52
could, if we, you could choose, who would you, who would you
56:55
want to be your parent? And I don't remember what she
56:59
chose, but I had gone with Hephaestus at the time,
57:06
Hephaestus, who is like the Smith.
57:09
He he makes the the lightning bolts that Zeus uses and things
57:12
like that, but is apparently so ugly.
57:18
We got kicked out. So he's not on Mount Olympus.
57:23
He's technically married to Aphrodite.
57:26
OK. And I don't know if it's like
57:29
Alice. I remember it was like Zeus
57:31
forced Aphrodite to marry him and then she got she's pissy
57:36
about that. So she she and Aries are always
57:38
running around together, but she and the Hephaestus are
57:42
technically supposed to be married.
57:44
So, you know, sorry Hephaestus for being ugly, but you do get a
57:50
hot wife. We're happy for you there.
57:53
But also in in the Percy Jackson like series, his kids are really
58:00
good inventors and at making things and whatnot.
58:03
And I always thought that was very cool that they're that he
58:05
can do cool inventions and shit like that.
58:08
OK. Yeah, Yeah, I can see how you
58:09
would like that. So I like that, but I also
58:11
really like Hermes. Yeah, yeah.
58:13
Who doesn't? Yeah.
58:14
Love, love Hermes. Yeah, the the Disney Hercules
58:18
version of Hermes. He's fun.
58:21
He's fine. Yeah.
58:22
One of my least favorite depictions of Hermes ever,
58:24
because I always thought Hermes was very cool and fun and.
58:28
Well, they pattern him after the musician on the David Letterman
58:32
show. Yeah.
58:33
And who was who was kind of a cool dude.
58:35
Yeah. Whatever.
58:36
So I. Get but that's not that is not
58:38
who what I have ever pictured when I when I pictured Hermes
58:41
has got like the caduceus that it's used, you know, for
58:43
medical, you know, doctors and whatnot.
58:47
You still that that's still used today and he's the messenger and
58:52
he's like fast and all this kind of stuff.
58:54
And that guy is not. He's too goofy.
58:58
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
59:00
I got mine real quick for we had to sign.
59:02
I'm writing. I'm going to go for Goddess.
59:05
I'm going to go Knicks. Oh, OK.
59:07
Nyx Knicks. First of all, cool.
59:10
Name the goddess of the of knight.
59:15
Well, good us buddy, buddy, your night.
59:17
And I'm the moon legit and I'm like, yeah, I'm a night owl.
59:20
That's actually really cool. Yeah, and I love that.
59:23
And I gotta go Apollo for my God, because God of music.
59:27
Yes. And that's so me, right and the
59:29
sun. OK, there you go.
59:31
So now I've got I'm kind of I kind of balance myself out
59:33
there. Absolutely.
59:34
That actually works out awesome. Yeah, Knicks is very cool.
59:37
Yeah, yeah, very cool. Awesome, good call.
59:41
Although answering this question about like, who's your favorite
59:45
goddess is the it's like the plot of what is the name of it?
59:52
Whatever, it doesn't fucking matter.
59:55
It is the fucking plot of the Trojan War.
59:58
Oh. OK, like mythologically.
1:00:02
Yeah, the whole thing, It's. Oh, it is famously detailed in
1:00:06
the Iliad. Jesus, there he goes.
1:00:07
Iliad Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, It's like a whole
1:00:12
thing. And they're like, you got to
1:00:14
pick who's better. Is it like Athena or is it
1:00:19
Aphrodite? And then it's like, I'm, I'm
1:00:21
going for like, you know, no matter what the dude says,
1:00:25
right, it's wrong. It's going to be wrong.
1:00:28
And then Achilles is out here. He's going to be right.
1:00:32
And Achilles is trying to have his gay romance and then he's
1:00:35
going to get caught. God damn it.
1:00:39
Sad. RIP.
1:00:42
Oh, yeah. Because Harris fucking around.
1:00:44
Actually, I don't know which one of them it is.
1:00:50
I, I shit, one of them's. OK.
1:00:54
So the judgement of Paris is, is what this is.
1:00:58
Paris is the guy. These are the events that
1:01:01
eventually LED up to the the Trojan War.
1:01:05
And so he heiress, the goddess of discord and whatnot, is not
1:01:10
invited to the wedding of whoever doesn't matter.
1:01:14
In revenge, she brings a golden apple inscribed to the fairest
1:01:17
13 guests, Hera, Athena and Aphrodite, after some dispution,
1:01:24
agree to have Paris of Troy choose who is the fairest and
1:01:28
who gets the apple. Yeah.
1:01:31
And he is, so he's screwed. Yep, yeah, Paris chose Aphrodite
1:01:36
because she bribed him with Helen of Sparta, who's the most
1:01:40
beautiful woman in the world, Most beautiful mortal woman, but
1:01:44
she was already married. So Paris busts in, carries Helen
1:01:49
off to Troy and and thus the the Trojan War.
1:01:54
So. Oh, so those fuckers caused all
1:01:56
that. Yes, yes.
1:01:58
To Eris, her Pettitus level is akin to Maleficent in the sense
1:02:07
that she didn't receive an invite and thus decided to make
1:02:09
it everybody's promise. OK gotcha.
1:02:13
So what What I'm hearing is you need to invite every Greek.
1:02:17
Greek God or goddess? Please.
1:02:19
Or you could start the program. Have enough apples for all of
1:02:21
them. All right, Well, how about you?
1:02:27
But this? We're definitely going to need
1:02:28
some serious beef. And some serious golden apples.
1:02:32
All right. Happy anniversary.
1:02:33
Happy anniversary. Bye bye.