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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 53 - Stand Up Lives Matter · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: What's up everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 5: Dad podcast. Today is March thirtieth. It is Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 5: It's approximately three fifty five pm. We're doing a little
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  Speaker 5: bonus episode today.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Log Cabin Chronicles. We are up in Sassa's
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  Speaker 1: log cabin up in New Hampshire. We are all up
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  Speaker 1: in that bitch. We got fucking as usual, a little sasquatch,
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  Speaker 1: tyler Owen and me yep, what's up brother? Yep, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just talking about dude. Dude, I had a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people hitting me up because they thought that you were
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  Speaker 1: killing yourself.
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  Speaker 5: I had a lot of people hitting me up too,
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  Speaker 5: So I don't know what the hell that was all about.
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  Speaker 1: Because you were acting like bike. Yeah, but it was
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  Speaker 1: one of those hikes, you know what I mean, No,
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  Speaker 1: a final hike. It was good. Or that's when you
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  Speaker 1: posted that one instagram of you getting a wind whipped
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  Speaker 1: face like you were a lone wolf in the wilderness.
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  Speaker 5: I was a lone wolf in the wilderness. I was
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  Speaker 5: the only person on the trail.
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  Speaker 1: You looked as happy as I've ever seen you too.
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  Speaker 5: I pulled in and there was one car, damn, and.
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  Speaker 1: There's probably a dead body in it. It was like
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  Speaker 1: a seventy three Pinto. It was an old ass car.
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  Speaker 5: Not quite very funny, very funny, but not quite.
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  Speaker 1: But people are people are just worried about you. People
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  Speaker 1: are away, but they shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 5: It was a great hike.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you? What did you do? The whole
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  Speaker 1: time it was uh, it felt like that hike was
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  Speaker 1: making up for everybody saying that your last couple hikes
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  Speaker 1: have been a little bitch made. People are saying that
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  Speaker 1: you're a little bit of a huge pussy and.
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  Speaker 5: That one was not bitch made at all though, so
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  Speaker 5: actually it was a little bitch made. I didn't do
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  Speaker 5: the whole thing. I can get into it though. So
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  Speaker 5: I did summit a mountain though basically I was doing
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  Speaker 5: this like La Fayette Loop, which basically you saw. I
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  Speaker 5: think I talked about this last episode, but you summit
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  Speaker 5: three mountains in one pike, and it's like, I forget
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  Speaker 5: what the first one is called, but the other ones
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  Speaker 5: are called Mount Lincoln and Mount Lafayette. And I summoned
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  Speaker 5: the first one, which was like four thousand, seven hundred
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  Speaker 5: feet elevation, and what kind what kind of gate.
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  Speaker 1: How steep was it? What was the grade of the slope?
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  Speaker 5: Let me find that for you right now.
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  Speaker 1: Brother, it's grueling. So it was little.
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  Speaker 5: It was little Haystack Mountain four seven hundred twenty five feet,
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  Speaker 5: and then the next one is Mount Lincoln five thousand
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  Speaker 5: and eighty nine. And then the next one is North Lincoln.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wait, never mind, never mind the next Then the
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  Speaker 5: next one's Mount Lafayette, which is four thousand, two hundred.
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  Speaker 5: But basically, I so, first of all, I was in
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  Speaker 5: like shin deep snow the entire time. Hey, so like
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  Speaker 5: a lot of snow powder. So it wasn't like too bad.
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  Speaker 5: But I wasn't expecting them to be that much snow
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  Speaker 5: at all, and I expected it like do The only
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  Speaker 5: reason that I even was able to do the hike
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  Speaker 5: was because like apparently, like there was one dude that
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  Speaker 5: I assume was in front of me, the like like
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  Speaker 5: a couple, like however much in front of me he
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  Speaker 5: did the other car that day.
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  Speaker 1: It was the other car. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The only reason I was able to do that was
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  Speaker 5: because I could follow his footsteps. If he wasn't there,
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't have been able to do it, or he
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  Speaker 5: or she or them and uh no, I never saw them.
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  Speaker 5: And yeah, so it was dude, it was amazing. It
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  Speaker 5: was great.
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  Speaker 1: And the favorite part about it the solitude, the views,
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  Speaker 1: the nature, valley bars.
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  Speaker 5: No cliff bars only and I the best part was
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  Speaker 5: probably the peak.
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  Speaker 3: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was on bars are one hundred percent sugar, you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, yes, but you need them. I needed them to
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  Speaker 5: fuel up. I was peanut and ms. I was eating
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  Speaker 5: peanut m and ms and and cliff bars. But I
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  Speaker 5: only have one cliff bar on the mountain. I wasn't
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  Speaker 5: like it wasn't that long. It was probably like five hours.
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  Speaker 5: It was like six and a half miles I think, dude.
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  Speaker 5: So basically you get to the top of like little
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  Speaker 5: Haystack Mountain and then you are walking along like the
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  Speaker 5: peaks of the mountains for like three miles. That's like
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  Speaker 5: the rest of the hike, like when you sum it
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  Speaker 5: all those mountains, you're walking along like the top of
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  Speaker 5: the mountains ridges, the ridges. I got to the top
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  Speaker 5: and it had to have been like eighty mile per
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  Speaker 5: hour winds.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazy, crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Winds, dude, And I like quickly like took a video
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  Speaker 5: of the wind and then I like sprinted back to
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  Speaker 5: the trail because it was I was so cold.
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  Speaker 1: You took a video of the wind, Yeah, what did
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  Speaker 1: the wind look like?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 5: I took a video of like how windy it was,
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  Speaker 5: cause I wanted to like, were you film myself?
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  Speaker 1: Oh just your face or whatever got you? I thought,
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  Speaker 1: you're just filming out into the distance taking a picture
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  Speaker 1: of the wind.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, listen to this wind.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's a violent I mean it was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That's a pretty good and I had to like side
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  Speaker 1: that wind. But that was pretty fucking That was pretty windy,
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  Speaker 1: my brother.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it probably I don't know how. I don't really
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  Speaker 5: know how to judge it. It was the strongest wind that
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  Speaker 5: I've ever been in. Like I could lean into it
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  Speaker 5: and like it would I could stay up.
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  Speaker 1: That from Michael Jackson lean, yeah exactly. That or the
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  Speaker 1: video with the dude in the fucking American flag in
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  Speaker 1: the end of the street. That shit's sweet.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was awesome. It wasn't It was freezing out
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  Speaker 5: in the morning. It was like the feels like it
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  Speaker 5: was like negative five. So I was a little nervous
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  Speaker 5: about that. I was like, this might be too cold
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  Speaker 5: to do. Once I got out on the trail.
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  Speaker 1: Who'd you say that to? Just yourself?
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  Speaker 5: Myself? Yeah, once I got out on the trail, it
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  Speaker 5: was super warm, like I was like sweating. But once
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  Speaker 5: I got up there, dude, frostbite. I could feel frostbite
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  Speaker 5: coming in on my face instantly. So that's why I
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  Speaker 5: had to get back down. I could not have done.
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't have done three miles.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have lost your cheek.
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  Speaker 5: I would have died, I think if I had to.
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  Speaker 1: Get your amputated. Yeah, I've heard that. I heard for
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  Speaker 1: golfers it's healthy for them to talk to themselves when
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  Speaker 1: they're on the golf course, like positive self talk, just
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  Speaker 1: being like, hey, you're gonna hit this, putt just a
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  Speaker 1: little bit to the left, focus.
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  Speaker 5: On that type of ship most of you.
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  Speaker 1: Do you find that that's the same way for a hiker.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't talk out loud to yourself, that's
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  Speaker 1: my question. No. Never, you didn't say any words out
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  Speaker 1: loud the whole time, like try I did.
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  Speaker 5: I did some singing.
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  Speaker 1: I had.
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  Speaker 5: I was playing music the whole way up.
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  Speaker 1: You were singing along.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a very very great time.
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  Speaker 1: What uh, what type of gay Show where you listened to.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of folk, a lot of folk tunes.
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  Speaker 1: Mumford no classic folk. Oh uh, Dylan.
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  Speaker 5: Dylan, Little Dylan, little this, little that. It was great,
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  Speaker 5: little cash, it was a it was a great time.
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  Speaker 1: When you turn, you're gonna have to stop listening to
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  Speaker 1: Bob Dylan. I'm sorry to tell.
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  Speaker 5: You now, dude. When I was on my way down,
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  Speaker 5: I took some crazy falls, like shit were like the
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  Speaker 5: type of falls were like I was, I was falling actively,
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  Speaker 5: and in my head, I'm like, yeah, this isn't good.
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  Speaker 1: Like was it like a lone survivor when they're like
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  Speaker 1: sprinting down, Yeah, and just has to keep on jumping
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  Speaker 1: off the peaks.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, just sliding down on my back for like fifteen
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  Speaker 5: seconds straight, just like trying to grab onto like anything.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, at least you're on your back. At least
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  Speaker 1: you're not tumbling forward. Yeah, that she gets that. Shit
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  Speaker 1: gets horrifying. Yeah. And then I took a hike in
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  Speaker 1: Hawaii when I was out there and there was like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: there's like a narrow ass like ridge you had to
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  Speaker 1: walk out to get this like lookout point, and I
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  Speaker 1: like I got on off all fours and crawls. Yeah, rich,
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  Speaker 1: Like I was like, I'm not about to stand on
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  Speaker 1: this and fucking trust my wobbly ass baby deer ankles
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  Speaker 1: and fucking fall to my death. It's not happened. So
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  Speaker 1: I crawled like an absolute bitch. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: When I was uh, when I was in my when
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  Speaker 5: after my third fall, like a big fall, this was
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  Speaker 5: the biggest one that I was like, yeah, this is
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  Speaker 5: very bad. I started going like sliding down on my
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  Speaker 5: butt for like the for like the steep parts.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, dude, you were really out there. You were really
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  Speaker 1: out in the wilderness.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was good. It was a good time.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see your reflection after? Oh you did? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I hit the pub yo, not a fan, no way.
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  Speaker 5: It was actually super weird. It was actually super weird. Uh,
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  Speaker 5: I was sitting or it wasn't weird. It was just
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  Speaker 5: like a very like odd timing. I was sitting like
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  Speaker 5: by myself at the bar. I got a burger and
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  Speaker 5: a course of course and uh.
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  Speaker 1: And official official beer son of a boy.
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  Speaker 5: Dad yep, and uh. I like sat there just eating
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  Speaker 5: and like I was like on my phone and then
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  Speaker 5: like eventually I think I went at like four forty probably,
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  Speaker 5: so like around like five, it started to getting more crowded,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm like I just like I'm like in the
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  Speaker 5: act of paying, like I'm about to leave, and like
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  Speaker 5: this kid sits down next to me and he like
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  Speaker 5: just sat there like on his phone too, like he
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  Speaker 5: was by himself. And then like after like five minutes,
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  Speaker 5: he's like, no fucking way.
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  Speaker 1: And dude, he tried.
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  Speaker 5: He tried to pay for my whole meal and my drinks,
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, absolutely not. Why guys, I don't
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  Speaker 5: like making people pay for it, Like I don't want
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  Speaker 5: people to like if something, if I'm at a bar
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  Speaker 5: and someone's like, oh, and buy you a drink, like sure,
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  Speaker 5: but like I'm not gonna make this kid pay for
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  Speaker 5: my fucking burger and drinks.
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  Speaker 1: I'm almost the other way when I'm at a bar,
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  Speaker 1: if somebody wants to buy me a drink, for the
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  Speaker 1: most time, for the most part, I'm good because like
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  Speaker 1: there's no such thing as just the drink without the
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  Speaker 1: quid pro quote. Like they're always gonna want like a
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  Speaker 1: conversation or they're like and I don't mind talking to people,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't like when people feel like they've like
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  Speaker 1: bought my time to talk. Yeah, it's like, well, you
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  Speaker 1: can't leave for like a certain amount of time, so
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  Speaker 1: you have to because you have to finish this firemark
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  Speaker 1: shot that you're sipping super slow.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I just didn't let them. But
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  Speaker 5: then I and then I went home and then I
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  Speaker 5: fell asleep instantly, and I slept for like twelve hours.
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  Speaker 1: It's good for your body, dude, it's good for your soul.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm still pretty exhausted. I just had to drink
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  Speaker 5: a coffee before this.
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  Speaker 1: You're drinking a Corse light. I just saw it.
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  Speaker 5: Well that was only because we had a pretty heated
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  Speaker 5: conversation before this and I had to cool down.
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  Speaker 1: But the best way to do that is taping the
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  Speaker 1: fucking Rockies.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think I'm gonna go home tomorrow, probably back
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  Speaker 5: to New York. You mean, oh no, no, no, home
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  Speaker 5: to Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You just have been up there chilling.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's getting a little lonely.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, dude, just get I don't know what.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna do. I'm I got out to Denver for
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  Speaker 5: the weekend and then go back on Monday to Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 5: Not in New York.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard that chicken Fries moving to Los Angeles?
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  Speaker 1: Is that real?
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  Speaker 5: I saw she posted a story about that, But I
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  Speaker 5: didn't know if she was just like super fucked up
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  Speaker 5: or something. Why would she don't know if she was
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  Speaker 5: like fucking high or some ship. She's always fucked up from.
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  Speaker 1: One thing or the fucking other. Oh oh, and that's
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  Speaker 1: that's accurate information, correct. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I heard she's switching over to pills as like her brand.
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  Speaker 5: She got like a big Percocet tattoo on her shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a circle and it.
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  Speaker 5: Says sleep while your dad on the under in the middle, which.
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  Speaker 1: Will be much sooner than you expect, which is impending.
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  Speaker 1: No shout out to pill phase is the best phase
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  Speaker 1: of a lot of people's lives. People latch onto that
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  Speaker 1: pill head phase and never leave it. And pill heads
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  Speaker 1: by merch as well, Oh what that should be some
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  Speaker 1: of our merch pill heads by merch and fucking you
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  Speaker 1: got a fat ass chunky sweatshirt with that's just perfect
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  Speaker 1: to fucking dope fiend lean in to fall over halfway
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  Speaker 1: while you're standing up and just fall asleep on your feet.
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  Speaker 5: Is she actually moving to uh? Is she actually moving
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  Speaker 5: to La?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: She said her and O'Malley are gonna do a couple
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  Speaker 6: of months there to start and see how they feel.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking hey, must be nice.
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  Speaker 5: I'm I'm like, very very leaning towards never coming back
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  Speaker 5: to New York for an extended period of time.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, which is awesome because we signed a sixteen sixteen
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  Speaker 6: month police Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But oh, you've been sleeping on his bed, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's fire out.
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  Speaker 5: Tell me that ain't true, dude.
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  Speaker 1: It's freezing in your Yeah, why is it so cold
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  Speaker 1: in there? I've been sleeping in there too.
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  Speaker 5: You guys were in my room.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to smell you, bro, What the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to smell your stink. Bro.
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  Speaker 5: My room is freezing, and my room just takes in
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  Speaker 5: whatever temperature is outside. So if it's like sixty degrees out,
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  Speaker 5: it's like one hundred degrees in my room. So I'm
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  Speaker 5: hoping maybe getting out of there for the winter might
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  Speaker 5: be a good idea or the summer.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 5: I just don't know, Like, what are the logistics, Like
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  Speaker 5: if I was like, actually, like, hey, I'm moving from
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  Speaker 5: New York, would they fire me? No, they'd give me
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  Speaker 5: a pay cut.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know I don't think they would.
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  Speaker 1: As long as you're doing shit. I mean you've made
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  Speaker 1: that correct be on my ass.
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  Speaker 5: I think they'd be on my ass, which I who would?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it would be back. You know, make
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  Speaker 1: sure sketch a week gas, Yeah, because.
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  Speaker 5: There would be meetings every week, just like the old days.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, not not. You haven't had any meetings since you've
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  Speaker 1: been under my tutelage. Brother.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I'm working like I'm not doing anything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And as long as you can prove that
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  Speaker 1: you have to start your own yack. You gotta start
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  Speaker 1: your yak with like your Teddy Bears and teacups or
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  Speaker 1: whatever's in your childhood bedroom. Dude, I don't the podcast.
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  Speaker 5: The podcast has been very funny recently. I think it's
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  Speaker 5: better when I'm not in New York. Yeah, Like, what
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  Speaker 5: if I never came back to New York and the
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  Speaker 5: podcast just like exploded?
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  Speaker 1: I would to give a fuck. Dude.
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  Speaker 5: You wouldn't care about that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying I want you to do what you
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  Speaker 1: want to do. I'm not gonna be like I need
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  Speaker 1: you around me.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's the thing. It's like, what if I just
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  Speaker 5: moved out of New York and then like say, oh,
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna go do neighborhood eats and you want me
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  Speaker 5: to come, I'll just go with you. It's not like
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna like quit the job.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you have to come to neighborhood eats and you're
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: gonna have to and when we neighborhood eat next time,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do more your gloss.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be fine with me.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty worried about the rent. Yeah, I thought that
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: that's what you were gonna ask the logistics of, Like,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: what would be the logistics if like we signed an
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: extended least you have to pay for your.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. It'll be you and
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Dukes could kick take care of that.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I cannot take care of my current portion.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: That's why I'm also asking for a rays for a
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: rays again. Just look, I'm gonna say, look, I'm it's
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: gonna be working less and I also want more money.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: How do we make this happen?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I think that's exactly what Brandon Walker did.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: He's like, dude, I mean, how much I'm dying. I
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: know how much Brandon Walker is making now because ever
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: since he had that contract negotiation. He's been in like
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: the best mood ever.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like a nice person. He's like whipping around
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: a pocket watch like a cocky dude from the eighteen
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: hundreds where Sam how much too? He just like smiled,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: He's like, not that much. He said he got three,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: it's a lot three, got a lot three? Whatever that was?
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: Did he really?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Actually? I don't know if that's out.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: Dude. He's like the Jeffrey Epstein of fucking Mississippi and
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: in the in the money, in the money.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Way, Jeffrey Epstein is not even like a symbol for
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: pedophilia anymore. He's a symbol for just being a rich
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: ass dude.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, he's like the Harvey Weinstein of of of Mississippi.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: Super successful, producer, super sex, super successful, very wealthy.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and beloved for a certain period of time. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: that's I mean, he's like the Hitler in just a
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: incredible drive. He is a really strong drive genocide side. Fuck. Yes, dude.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: My uh my wife hit me up yesterday and she was.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Like, you guys haven't been talking a lot, right.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I know. Finally she sent me a letter back from
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: wherever she is.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: I guess it's she banged your line.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I guess it's still a sales conference season where yeah,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: she's at. But she was like, I finally heard back
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: from these Ukrainian refugees, like like it it would be
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: like a son and uh and her mom that'd be
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: staying with us. I was like, what, there was no
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: prior conversation of it.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: Oh man, that would be interesting.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: She's like, I think they're real. And she sent me
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: like a link to someone's like LinkedIn this This woman's
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: LinkedIn or something. She's like a biology professor from the
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Ukraine or something like that. And she wants to like
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: put two people in your apartment in our little less
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: New York apartment with fucking like not even a full
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: spare room that's just like piled up with like folded laundry.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: It's it would be the worst decision of all time
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: to have like a little Ukrainian refugee boy. They said,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: the kid is majoring in math. How is a fourteen
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: year old boy majoring in math?
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: They probably just make that ship up.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: They definitely make it up.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: The lady hit that's like Bobell hunting or that's like
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: when Ben Affleck says in Goodwill hunting that he they
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: might be in the same history class.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, was it a survey's course surveys math that
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: he's in. But she had a New York phone number.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I think that there's just people in New York who
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: might be a little bit Ukrainian who like heard that
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: there's like refugee programs going out and they're like, we're
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: fucking jumping all over this. They birthright. Yeah, it's like
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: rail like, Oh, we're gonna go live in Brooklyn, Like, oh,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: how nice. That sounds fantastic for.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: A couple months studying abroad.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I study abroad.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Math programs in New York are out standard.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Work exchange program. Yeah. I just uh, I can't imagine
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: like having like a like a little fourteen year old
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: that I'm like helping out with his math homework and
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: fucking feeding him lucky charms every day or some shit
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: that would like coming out by tidy whities like making
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: eggs and he's there like smashing two trucks into each
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: other or some shit like that.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Wait, so what did you say? So you said we
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: got to talk about it.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I said no. I was like, first of all, you're racist.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: We didn't take the Honduran refugees in just because you
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: guys should have taken in refugees. It's a tragedy.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: You guys should have taken in HOSPITALA.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Husbula I think is a billionaire himself. I think has
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Bula is an oligarch. Caleb had did the interview on
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: his yacht because fucking he definitely was gifted a yacht
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: by Putin for being their greatest national treasure.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: Why does that come out on Sunday?
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sunday, it'll be good.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: I'm excited to see that.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Sunday special little Sunday conversation with the boy.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: You think that shit's gonna get like twenty million views?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I hope it does. I feel like
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: it's first ever interview. It isn't big, but it's uh.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: And then they're gonna like put out like a couple
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: of shorts, and then everyone's gonna be like, this is
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: why we need to be doing shorts, just completely not
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: taking in the part that Hospula is on it. Caleb's
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: interviewed twenty million views because they're shorts of it on
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: YouTube and because is short.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if Hazula was normal size, it wouldn't have done well. Yeah,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: it's uh. I hope it does well. I hope it's
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: not one of the things where people like drum it
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: up so much. But I think that, uh, I mean,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I think Sunday conversations are gonna be. They're like the
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: new hot ones, They're just gonna be. They're just gonna
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: start getting better and bigger and bigger and bigger. And like,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: once you find out you can get exclusives or new
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: people hear about what they see other super famous people
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: on it, it's gonna be fucking huge. Yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: I think it's gonna I mean it already is. I
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: mean the Kodak Black one has like two million views,
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: doesn't it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then all the like, uh like the clips
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: that come out of it. It's just big, big cultural
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: moments for the boy. Yeah, salude to fucking Caleb Bro
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: shout them out. Bro fucking go listen to one time
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: two times, Bro fifty one strokes one time two times.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: We freaking love that guy. That guy is the freaking.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Fifty one strokes is popping off right now.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, I fucking love that golf shit. Honestly,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: they said that they're gonna fold our YouTube into fifty
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: one strokes.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Fifty one boy Dads or collabing channels.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: People still don't fucking get the name tech guy. Andrew
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: was just like, is Saas's dad mad that you're calling
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: him a boy? I was like, that's not what, not
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: what we were talking about at all, That's not what
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: we fucking mean.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: And did you see Will Smith fucking slapped Chris Rocks.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: I was literally just about to break something up about that.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, did you I saw like a
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: headline today that was like Jada breaks her silence and
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: he was like a seven thread, like a seven tweet thread.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: And then like I finally found what she said and
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: she was like, it's healing season and I'm here for it.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: And that was the whole. That was her breaking her silence.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: That was it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: People are still like tweeting by the hour as if
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: it just happens.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it kind of died off pretty quick, died off.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I feel like people are hanging on to it like
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: it's like the their last shred of relevancy, Like people
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: are just giving like and he laughed at the joke
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: at first, like, I mean, it's easy to talk about
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: everything Yeah, it's a massive cultural moment.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: I wish Chris Rock would say something you know that
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: would be sick. I'd be hot.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I know he'll never fucking talk again. Yeah, what if
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: he got his mouth slats off? Bro?
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: I feel bad, Like I feel like I'm a comedian
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: and I'm scared of what I can say on stage.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: For you, I'm terrified of my job. I do stand
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: up at least once every six months, and I don't
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: know what I'm going to be able to talk about anymore.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: You kiss your wife goodbye when you're on your way
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: to stand up, not knowing if you're going to come home.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: You don't know, dude. Being a stand up comedian is
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: legitimately more dangerous than being a police officer.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Stand up lives matter, for sure, Bro, we need to
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: make the flag and just replace one of the stripes
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: in the American flag with a stand up mic a
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: wax stand exactly.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: You can't do that, bro, You can't. You can't just
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: go up there and hit someone because you don't agree
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: with them over words. Also, wait, what the fuck happened
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: with that girl from Batman?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: She like said some everybody's getting came for, everybody's getting
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: their souls snatched left and right. She said she said
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: something about Wills like, h.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: There was cursing an assault at the Oscars last night,
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: and immediately just everybody brought up everything against her.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Apparently she was like, yeah, she.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Was fucking Jaden Smith when he was like eleven, she.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Was just lusting over him.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: No, bro, she was fucking him.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: She was just deep throating a banana, fucking them in
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: front of him and then pulling it back out like
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: a magician pulling ribbon out of her mouth. I read Jaden.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: I read like the interview with her, and she's like,
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: I'll be like, oh my god, you're so handsome, and
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: then she's like, you're fourteen. I can't say that, and
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: then she proceed to say, like another thing, I bet
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: your dick is so big. Oh, what's gotten into me?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Jaden's goofy ass was definitely just like finger painting at
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: the time. He was definitely just dipping popsicle sticks in
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Elmer's glue and licking them like lollipops.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Psych he was memorizing his lines for the Karate Kid.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no chance that he was actually locked in
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: on some fucking primo puss. No, I think Zoe Kravitz
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: was in like bands in Philly at the time. I
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: think she was in a I think she was in
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: a band called like Elevator Fight or some shit like
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: that or some I don't even know, all right, but
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Zoey Kravitz is a fucking success story, especially for somebody
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: who has parents that have blue names on Wikipedia. I
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: I don't only know anything about her. I didn't even
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: know who she was until Batman.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: What about that Drake line when he's like, like Zoe's mama,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I go hippie or whatever that's talking about. I think
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: maybe Lisa Bonet is her mom? Am I right about that?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Tyler double checked that. Tyler everyone that.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: Guy going at her for being a nepotism baby though
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: while defending Jaden Smith.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are just like coming for that's the same. Yeah,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Zoe Kravitz's paris Lenny Kravitz, And.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: It's probably not even the same. It's like way bigger
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: that Jaden Smith's dad is Will Smith. Yeah, much more
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: of a nepotism baby. Yeah, and like like the biggest
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: actor ever, who.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Else Tom Sagas is like couldn't be crosshairs of everything. Wait,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Tom's saga. Yeah, he's like posting like fuck Will Smith
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: and ship like that, and people are like, didn't you
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: fall over one time?
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: I didn't see, like is this you?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: And it's him like trying to do a layup and
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: falling over.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Oh really, I didn't see that. I saw his video
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: of him getting off his private jet, which I was
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: a little surprised that Tom Segura takes a private jet.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: But dude, I think Tom is crazy paid. Yeah, I'm
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: rich as fuck mint money. They're just rich, dude.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Those guys make must make so much money. Their podcast
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: is huge, and they're like selling out.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: That's yours could be if you posted shorts, bro.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if we were on Facebook, that would be us.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: If we were on Facebook, we'd be riding private jets.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna look up right now and see if what's
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: it called two Bears one Cave. Yeah, I'm gonna see
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: if they have a Facebook page?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Ah they do? They do? How many followers? Two million?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Because there are the demographic twenty six k.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna join the group. Oh, I have to request
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: to join it.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's probably a private group. Who is fattest?
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: I have to answer this question? Es who is the
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: fattest Tom or Bert. I'm gonna say, what's your secret?
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: What's your secret to success? What do you guys? How
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: do you guys grow so much on Facebook? When did
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: you guys join Facebook?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: How'd you guys hack Facebook to get twenty six thousand followers?
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: I feel like if we made a Facebook, it would
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: get like fifteen followers max.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: It would get reported for being fake. We have to
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: like prove that it was us. Do you have a Facebook?
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: Like or did you ever like did you ever were
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: you ever like in an era of like posting shit
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: online where like you were posting like shit on Facebook?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I mean I remember when Facebook was invented.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: No, I mean like but like when you were like
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: actually doing this, like as like your career. Were you
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: ever posting anything on Facebook or no?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Was it all over for bar not at barstoolt No? Yeah,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I think I might have posted like show full on Facebook. Yeah,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: but that was even before I don't know. I don't
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: fucking know, dude. I don't know how social media is
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: going to evolve. Like, I don't know if Facebook is
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: just always going to be for old people or like,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: will it turn into like TikTok is for old people.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: When the people who are on TikTok get older and
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: they just stay with the medium that like, uh, they
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: can express themselves best in and that they're most versatile with.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Or will there be specific mediums that find themselves tailored
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: for old people.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm like, I mean, maybe maybe it's ignorant.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like in the I'm in.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Like the till the fuck out. Bro.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: I feel like there's never gonna be another like big
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: social media. But I guess it's probably not true because
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: TikTok is like, what like three years old, and it's
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: like the biggest social media platform. I got an email today,
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: dude from gazz saying that we need to get on MySpace.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: Should I run that one back? You guys must have
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: not heard my joke.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I heard you. I was laughing. I bet it in
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: my mouth.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: So I got an email today from gas saying that
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: we gotta be on my Space.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: My Space.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: They said we gotta be posting live journal. I don't
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: even know what that getting. God damn, you are old.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: They said we got to be posting. We gotta be
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: posting shorts on the Venmo transaction feed. That's what's gonna
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: take us to the top.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: That's the only way people know who you're really. You
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: have to put it in with every five dollars that
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: you send out to your fans to make sure they're
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: still listening. It's the only way to grow bro Let's
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: phase Banks is doing.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: They start a Patreon behind behind the boss's back. Is
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: that a fireable offense if they found out we were
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: just raking in like fifty K a month.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, what's how's that different from Frank the Tank
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: making thirty thousand dollars a month on cameo.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's thirty thousand dollars a month. I
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: think he's made I think like his first couple of months, mad.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: No, that was two years ago. He made forty k
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: in two months. And now he continues to go with
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: that clip he shoots. He shoots cameos all day from
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: the office. He's a double paycheck boy.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: Who recorded the video of him like out in public,
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: like making cameos, doing cameos.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: That everybody just saw him, like outside the Mets game.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I think anytime he has a couple of seconds, he
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: just gets that many cameos.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Through cameo is something I don't see myself ever doing that.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: That would be like exhausting.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I'd rather panhandle. I'd rather sit on the cameo ask
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: for money that way that, dude, that seems like a
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: lot of work. Do you miss the subway? Dude?
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: There was this fucking of New York bro.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: He had long ass nails and he was just like
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: staring down every woman that sat down next to him
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: on the train. You would have loved it, dude, this
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: super dangerous looking dude. You don't miss it.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Today. This morning I saw Tyler or I guess it
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: wasn't Tyler O day, the Empire State Building posted a
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: picture of Midtown from the top of the Empire State
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Building and they were like perfect day in Midtown. And
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: I looked at it for like thirteen or like I
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: looked at it for like fifteen seconds, just in disgust.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: I was like, Oh, I'm so happy I'm not there.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: You told me you loved New York a few weeks ago.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: Things change, bro. That was the longest period of time
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: that I've ever liked New York was when we moved
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: into our new apartment.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Do you just need to move again?
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: No, dude, I mean I've been here for two years.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: I've been here for two years, and I am like,
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: what about? And I am liking it one bit?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: What if you could live in New York and study abroad?
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: What am I studying?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Dude? You could do a month in like match Town, Ktown, Chinatown?
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: Oh god no, and that sounds like helly.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Engulf yourself, yeah, cold, call yourself. What about going to
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: a fucking a story, bro.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: I will tell you one thing, dude, I missed the
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: bodega's so bad. Yes, Bro, they just don't got bodega's
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: out here.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Some people won't get that, but bodega. This is just life.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: This is a New York segment.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: New York is only. I'll put on my fucking Tims
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: and my New York Yankees fitted baseball cat and.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Let me tell you. Let me tell you one thing.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: There's nothing like walking into the bodega, grabbing an iced cappuccino,
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: chopping it up with everyone behind the counter, plus appreciating
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: the dude who's blasting Oi como va through his backpack speaker.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: That's the fucking life. Get a chopped cheese while you're
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: wearing the butters.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Bro in that nothing else matters.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Not the fucking butters. Yeah, dude, I can't believe you.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: You gotta get back here, dude, bruh, bro got no Bev.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I was, dude.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: I was at the bar in New Hampshire last night
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: and this guy next to me was eating a burger
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: with no drink, and I was like, no Bev, bruh,
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: because you probably know Bev.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: The hockey way, the hockey. Oh ship, dude, we gotta
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: have the achi come to your bot mitzvah whenever that is.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Like, yeah, wait, what the hell is the aki.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: The oc the dude behind the counter who like makes
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: the sandwiches. I guess that.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: Uh oh. I will say, chopped cheeses are fucking amazing
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: me and O. I went through a big chop cheese
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: kick at one point every night, slamming chop cheeses. How
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: much it's literally just a cheeseburger sub though.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: How much is it at your local Brega? Oh?
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: Bro, they give those ships out for free, real, yo, bro,
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: that's just the love of the city. New Yorkers do
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: it different, man.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: People from upstates. You wouldn't understand, dude. They don't have
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: it fucking like I was true New Yorkers, dude, you
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: love New York.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: I love New York.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I'm a New Yorker at heart. Yes, dude, I love
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: the mayor.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: For sure. Bro, I love.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I love AOC.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: He's my goat. Did you guys know realize that was
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Did you realize that was an AOC tweet that I read?
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: Did you know that? No, there's nothing she tweeted, There's
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: nothing like walking into the bodega, grabbing an ice cappe chino,
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: chopping it up with everyone behind the counter, plus appreciating
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: the dude who's blasting Oi como va through his backpack speaker.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: In this small moment, nothing else matters. Today is a
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: good day.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I thought you're just riffing off thet you went off.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I thought you're going off. We'll clip it.
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: Oh you guys thought I knew you guys thought I
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: knew what was That was the most nuanced statement Sass
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: has ever made.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: Bro. There ain't nothing like There ain't nothing like going
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: into the bodega and just chopping it up with everyone
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: behind the counter.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: In that brief moment, they're like me and Rome were like, oh,
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: this podcast has a chance, dude.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: We gotta put that in there. Short, we'll leave the definitely.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: That's taking us to the top.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: That's short. That is a short, right there. Clip that
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: for a short and don't clip the explanation and we'll
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: just see if people know. That'll be a social experiment. Okay,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: So if people can call out that you stole that
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: from AOC, then they're true AOC fans.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Bro, ain't too many AOC fans left. There, ain't too
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: many of us.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Doesn't she have like sixty million Twitter followers?
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: No, bro, she's been losing followers. I heard, you know
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: on her Facebook grade.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: No bro, her and I have been slacking on their socials. Bro.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: She's born and raised in Queens, the rich.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Fucking ass Storia, tax rich.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: She wore the tax the rich ship right mm hmm. Yeah,
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: she's a girl boss.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Taxed the rich boys shorts on in Congress. She kept
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: on flashing that to tax the rich song out there,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: showing everybody what the fuck she's made of. DoD. We
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: gotta go to her bar that she used to bartend at.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Where's that?
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: We gotta do some research? Which bar? Where? What bar
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: did she used? Yeah that she used to work at
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Coyote Ugly. She used to work at the gym. She
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: used to be a at the gym. Really, yes, dude,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: she take bets, flats fix flats Fix.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: I love that bar.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: It's a tacoia in Union Square.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: I go there all the time.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, imagine if you were just in there a
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: getting fucking ship faced on sinkoedm io and AOC comes
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: out with your spicy mark. I would h that's the
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: liberal dream. Yes, dude, I would love that ship.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Do you would you say you stand a see.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I think she's my girl boss and uh, I think
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: that she is like my queen. I think, uh stand
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: culture is a little bit fucked up, but yeah, I'm
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: an accolade of her. I'd be one of her twelve apostles,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: follow her to the end of the earth. Why what
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: type time are you on with? Well, so.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: Hold on, I gotta turn to fix my camera. Everyone
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: knows you can only stand like two or three politicians
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: at once, right, Yeah you get three? So yeah, three
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: on a good day, I mean.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: And Obama is Obama's is my forever stand?
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Well, Obama's only have two Bomba's locked in. Bro, He's
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: a course.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Like corner or your other two stands.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: I'd say probably AOC and Hillary.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, bro Yang, Yeah what about Yang Gang or
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Barney Fine?
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Yang is not really from New York though, which is
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: my problem.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: But what what that was an AOC quote as well, Yeah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: that is the AOC quote.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Who is this, dude?
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking of dude Trump's Uh. I know you guys
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: already talked about this on the YAK because I was listening.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: I was eavesdropping and uh stop, Trump's frank so fucking funny.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: What did you say? Oh, Trump's golf ship?
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: It was so funny.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, a lot of people have been asking what
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: did he say?
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: How do he started out? He was like, since people
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: are going to be asking about this, many people have
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: been saying, one, yeah, oh that's unreal.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: It's a brilliant way to start any point you make.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: I know, I gotta let him back on Twitter.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, he would go off. I mean I think that
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: they said that he's already eight he'd be eight points
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: ahead of Biden right now if the election what like
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: approval rating or what and uh if if however they
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: do the polling Reuters or whatever for the next election,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: like if he if you were to run again, and
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: like yeah, like twelve points ahead of uh what's your name, Kamala?
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Do you think he's gonna run again or do you wait? Yes,
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: and that's not even what I'm meant to say. We
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: already talked about that. Did you see that Biden's appooval
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: rating dropped even more today? What at the lowest? That
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: the lowest it's ever been, bro.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's why. Okay, so maybe I'm gonna have to
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: start standing him instead of Barney Frank now, just to
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: bring him back to life. He's like a fucking uh,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: He's like a dying tinker Bell and he needs our
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: applause so he can fucking wake back up stop dying.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that presidency is struggling, dude.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Did you see that chem Star? Would you see what
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Keemstar was saying now, dude, Keemstar was saying that fucking
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: all the Russian officials were going back into a bunker
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: right now because they're about to fucking nuke Kiev. Really, yes, dude,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Keemstar is saying it. I started freaking out and get
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: on that first. Keemstar is fucking way more ahead of
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: the game than shefter. You think Chemstars, who I look
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: to schefter for sports, sure or whatever, but Keemstar for
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: that international flavor. Keemstar, put me onto some ship, dude.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: BFFs should make a huge segue into politics and just
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: start having like like they should squash the beef. They
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: should squash like the Russia and Ukraine conflict by having
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: them both on bff Yeah, honestly, if okay, we're gonna
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: play a quick uh fuck er or no fuck game
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: with you boys? What are the games they play on BFFs.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Mary kill passer tap.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Passer tap nuclear holocaust?
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: All right, Zelensky, we're gonna see if you can name
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: these TikTokers and Josh Richards. We're gonna see if you
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: can name the soldiers in Zolensky's army.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Lensky's really never heard of that person.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: They can't let Zolensky. Uh, they can't let Zelensky onto
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: BFFs because he's he's so standable that he might take
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Josh as spot. He's gonna take one of their spots.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: But he is such a stand Have you seen his
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: green shirt? His green shirt is.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Like the biggest thing that's ever happened. It's all in
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: the news's green shirt generations.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, people are probably just bean flicking fucking coast
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: to coast about fucking Zelensky men and women alike, women
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: in the neck beards alike. We uh, I mean if
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: full Send can have on Trump, then BFF should be
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: able to have on all of these people.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, full Send is pretty big, Bud, so
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: is be It. Full Sends a monster?
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Full Send is a fucking monster. How about Memory beefing
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: with fucking Dave?
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, dude, don't even get me started on that. That's
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: a fucking prick. If you come after pres you best
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: not miss.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: His army's coming with him, all right, Memory, And he
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: acted like he didn't know fucking Dave was at that
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: fucking Celtics game and he was talking shit about him. Dude,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: fucking you know what you did, Memory? All right? If
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: he disgraced the Kyle's game.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: If I was there, I would have beat his fucking ass.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: And that's a promise, and that's an understatement. Can we
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: put in the clip of what you would have done
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: to him? Will Smith style? Drop it in right here?
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: What do you think of that?
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: What do you think of that?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Bitch? You were light on your feet for real? I know, bro,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: that's that's people don't like.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: That's what twelve hours of sleep will do to you.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: People in the comments literally have no idea what it
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: means to be a good boxer, Like they don't know
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: that it's all about footwork, that footwork's more important than
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: like being able to punch hard.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: I hate that people think I was joking too.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I know that's super. It's just frustrating they don't have
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: the stanima.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Bro, I'm a I'm a stand up comedian. That's my life,
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: that's my passion, and my job was threatened.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: And just like most stand ups, you also know the
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: art of fighting. Joe Rogan are exactly Louis ja Gomez,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Kate Berlant Yep, you fight, bro, and you'll fight for
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: what's yours. Man.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's it's crazy for me to say about
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: my fighting is almost better than my stand up.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Well that's from State, and that's hard to pass as
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: from back when you were at State. You get out
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: in the streets and fucking rumble. You were the true
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: rumble fish up there.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, when.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I used to when I was at Penn State, I
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: wrote about the boxing team, so I was like friends
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: with the dudes on the boxing team and they would
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: just go out searching for fights. They fucking they'd be like,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: you guys want to just go out and fight people,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: And they come back like twenty minutes later, just like
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: kind of breathing a little bit heavy, just like laughing
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: about about how many people they beat the shit out of,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Like right around too. They would go out just as
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: the bars were letting out and just go whip ass.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: It was so easy to find fights, and it definitely
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: was not fair. These guys were fantastic fighters.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: So were they all just sober and everyone else was
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: fucked up.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I mean they were like drinking too, but we were
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: just like sitting dude's basement and this one big ass dude, Jerry,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: who was like a super senior. He was like twenty
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: six years old, and the senior he would like tell
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: everyone else. You'd be like, yo, Austin, You're like you're
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: trying to go fucking fight, and like Austin would come
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: back out. These dudes were true rumblers. They got to
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: fight so bad, like a Rumble so bad that my
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: one boy, Spud got got beat up by this guy
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Austin who was on the same team as ours and
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: the Rumble. But it was just like such a crazy rumble.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: He just dude as sat down on top of him,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: and fucking Spud came back and was like, dude, I
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: was getting the shit beat out of me, And Austin
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: was like, I was beating the shit out of somebody.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: They just put the stories together that they that's awesome.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: He had two black eyes like a panda bear. It
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: was devastating.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Maybe I'll go out and get in a fight tonight.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: It would do you such good. Honestly, you joining a
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: fight club, starting a fight club. Willow Smith ruined that
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: though will Smith's daughter, she has that song. She has
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: a song where she's like, I want to start a
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: fight club.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: It's like your violence runs the family bit.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: You're fucking appropriating, dude. You know what. Speaking of appropriating,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you know what? I else? I heard The fucking Matrix.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: The movie The Matrix is actually an appropriated story, and
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: it was originally about the black experience and everybody like
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: going back to Zion, And then the fucking movie got
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: whitewashed by fucking Hollywood. How fucking bullshit is that?
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: That's fucked up.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: If that doesn't piss you off, something something's wrong with you. Oh.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Will Smith was supposed to be in the matrix. Damn,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: this ship comes.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: I heard he pitched the whole idea.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: What the of to culturally appropriate it? Yeah, damn dude,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I knew he was appropriating. What are those pictures behind you?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Dogwood trees?
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: Oh shit?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, beautifuls you did. Yeah, bro, you're an archie ass dude,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I know. Shout out to the artiss.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Dude, found to the artsy as dudes.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: All right, bro, what are you about to have for
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: dinner tonight? Some fucking elk stew or some shit some
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: deer chilli idea?
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: What I'm gonna have? I really don't know. I've been
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: crushing a lot of ramen noodles recently and I don't
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: know why, but like, dude, the cheap robin noodles are
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: so fucking good. I could eat those for every single meal.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: It's because there's like one thousand percent of the salt
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: that you need.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: I die, I know, but they're so good.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you might as well just like bite into a
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: block of salt.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Well, that's only if you in front the tank. That's
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: only if you put all of the flavor packets on them.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you just use half, I only use half
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: it'll only kill you by the time you're.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: Forty like, I'll put like, I'll make two servings and
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: put like one.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: So you're you're basically a Michelin star.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Shit, I'm basically slamming like six thousand calories of raw
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: noodles a day.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: But that's where you need to retain water when you're
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: going on these high altitude hikes. I know, I know, dude.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: Umm, No, you have no idea.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I do know. I fucking hike and I do the
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: treadmill on a fucking steep ass incline. I do it
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: on fifteen incline. So when I wind up going on
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: hikes or a breeze, I practice harder than I play.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: You've never been out on the mountains like I.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Have, Dude, I would bound up the mountain. My hamstrings
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: are exponentially stronger than yours.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: You don't hit rdls like I do. Now, I know
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: you don't even know what an RDL is?
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: A Romanian deadlift? How does my dictateste? Does it taste
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: it as good as I would have imagined?
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: I'm done. I'm fucking done with this boy.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I'm all right, brother, have a good What are you
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: going to Denver? Some shit.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: No, I don't actually know where I'm going. I'm probably
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: just gonna go home.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: That's the truest shit you ever said.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: I just go where the wind blows.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Brother, fuck cass brother. Hey until the next time.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: All right, make sure you like this video and everything
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: like that. Give us five stars on podcasts and Apple
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: or on podcasts and Spotify.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Goodbye Pace. Hell yes,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: good