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Whackhead Prank: Receptionist test · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Mornings with Darren Sherlin Sibbs and you.
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  Speaker 2: It's Alex Warren with Fever Dream on KFM Mornings. Coming up,
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  Speaker 2: you will find out how I spend some of my afternoons. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's in the prank next stop.
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  Speaker 1: What you're doing here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 3: Crank car from Darren Wackhead, something that's exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So some people live, they play life on easy mode
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  Speaker 2: and some play on Elite advanced level. Some jobs you
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  Speaker 2: think are very basic, but some jobs you need to
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  Speaker 2: acquire a particular set of skills because it comes with
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  Speaker 2: a lot of side effects.
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  Speaker 1: Like a judge.
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  Speaker 2: A judge is not only there to decide on A
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  Speaker 2: judge has to be a lie detector as well, which
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure that don't teach a judge school, right, good
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  Speaker 2: old judge school.
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  Speaker 4: Judge school, Yeah, you know, Judge Night's school. Doctors are
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  Speaker 4: also private investigators, especially the specialists you know, because you
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  Speaker 4: know you sit there, you know.
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  Speaker 1: So how many drinks did you have?
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  Speaker 2: What is your average alcohol intake on a week one
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  Speaker 2: or two?
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  Speaker 1: And they go see are you lying? Are you a smoker?
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  Speaker 2: Why is your nose so red? I can see you've
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  Speaker 2: got a bar. Ten's joking. Now, I was at the
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  Speaker 2: dentist and I was sitting there. You know, you're waiting
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  Speaker 2: and dentists is drilling and filling in there, and you're waiting,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm sitting and I'm talking to the receptionist as
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  Speaker 2: you're filling out that form on that board, and so
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  Speaker 2: I'm just checking out and saying, you know what, you
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  Speaker 2: must get some odd yeah, like I mean, you're dealing
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  Speaker 2: with people with mouth problems and different levels of pain
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  Speaker 2: calling in an emergency. So she says, yeah, we do
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  Speaker 2: get some strange calls. So the more that I was
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  Speaker 2: lying in the dentist chair thinking about this, I was
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  Speaker 2: busy coming up with an idea.
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  Speaker 1: Always always, I mean, go sort out your mouth instead
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  Speaker 1: of plotting how are you going to come for? What
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming is the receptionist the receptionist exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So so I thought, let's put reception to the test
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  Speaker 2: on what what I think could be a common call
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  Speaker 2: that that a dentist, specifically a dentist receptionist could get.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's listen, hell, ok hong h what's wrong? I
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  Speaker 1: had a hurry and no, that's not gone.
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  Speaker 3: It's not gone.
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  Speaker 1: Can you understand what I'm saying sort of little bit?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so yesterday I had a filling done and the
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  Speaker 2: numbness hasn't gone.
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  Speaker 1: My mouth is still numb. Okay, that's that's the word.
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  Speaker 3: Your surname.
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  Speaker 1: Please, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: When was the filing was done? Yesterday? You say? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: but which doctor I know? And your name?
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  Speaker 4: H no?
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  Speaker 3: But your name?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Rights? Okay, I'm going to read this. I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: read a same and then you can just say to
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  Speaker 3: me yes or no. Okay? Was it roten bach A? Hello? No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a cell phone number. Then,
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  Speaker 3: can you just because I can't understand what you're saying
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  Speaker 3: at the moment, will you just me your name and
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  Speaker 3: your surname. Okay, I'm going to give yourself a numbers seven, two,
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  Speaker 3: about four one of it?
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  Speaker 1: You name?
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  Speaker 3: My name is Genevieve, Yes, brilliant?
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  Speaker 5: Can it be hello?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I asked you to some is your name and
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  Speaker 5: your sur name to me to this number that you
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  Speaker 5: just phoned on now, please, so that you can just
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  Speaker 5: look on your file because at the moment I can't
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  Speaker 5: understand what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: Yang Hung No, long. Hell, ho.
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  Speaker 5: Does your mom have the cell phone? I can't understand
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  Speaker 5: what you're saying now? No, yeah, I know you had
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  Speaker 5: a feeling done.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, can you spell your surname for me? Pep okay, okay,
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  Speaker 3: how do you spell it?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm waiting spell it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay okay, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: H.
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  Speaker 1: Is it John?
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  Speaker 5: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Is it John? No?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No, just intimation name and your surname. Please thank you
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  Speaker 5: for that. N No, no, no, yeah, no, I really
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  Speaker 5: I can't understand. It just makes an to me because
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  Speaker 5: I can't understand anything you say, and I mean, I
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  Speaker 5: can't help you.
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  Speaker 1: And okay, I'll give you my name quick.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, okay, bye bye?
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  Speaker 1: Wait no, no, no, no, no, it's my kid Simpson.
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  Speaker 2: You know you lying?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh man, no, you just to day. She
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  Speaker 1: was incredible. Actually is a princess and a queen. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for prank ladies, a professional through and through the patients.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, I'll come out of my studio at
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  Speaker 1: home and I'll go back to my wife. She is
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  Speaker 1: what what are you doing working, babe? Just grind bringing
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  Speaker 1: home the bacon, darling, bringing home the bacon. Are you
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  Speaker 1: driling a little bit it's b T S with swim swim.
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  Speaker 1: I just see that that fish movie. What's that fish movie.
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  Speaker 1: There's a couple shark tail finding no shop. There's a
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  Speaker 1: movie to go and watch again, Shark Nader Nima swim,
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  Speaker 1: Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming. Yeah, okay, all this ridiculousness.
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  Speaker 1: We've got a whole bunch of your messages. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry man, that does me. I would have lost it
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  Speaker 1: near one Hi boy when no I was, I would
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  Speaker 1: have said, if I was, she was too patient and
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  Speaker 1: give that woman a raise. I'm gonna I'm gonna it's
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  Speaker 1: a miss. It's a miss me.
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  Speaker 5: Actually was it?
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  Speaker 1: John?
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  Speaker 2: John? She tried, but an absolute codebreaker though she figured
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  Speaker 2: out totally pretty much most of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exceptional skills. We salute you, genemy.