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OUTRO: Barber's Porridge · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your lead bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: So old Kezy, Eh, what's that? You got a new lid? Brother?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got a new haircut.
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  Speaker 2: It's it all good, It's all good. Man? Do it?
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  Speaker 2: Did he? He did it?
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  Speaker 3: I've got a It's not how I would style it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't style it that way. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: all too funny, isn't it funny?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know? It's not as buffy as it should be?
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  Speaker 3: And you know what the issue is. I shampooed and conditioned.
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  Speaker 1: It the year ago.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, eyes to the front, are you serious? I was
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  Speaker 3: looking at your buffy here, yeah, I said him. I
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  Speaker 3: was a shampoo and conditioned it just for you mates.
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  Speaker 3: Oh thanks, man. I think it actually makes a bit harder.
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  Speaker 3: I was, okay, is that right? Well that's interesting, but
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  Speaker 3: you wanted to be clean? Well yeah, but I don't
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  Speaker 3: condition my hair very often.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: And then I went to the barbers before I changed barbers,
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  Speaker 3: and she was like, you should condition your hair. It's
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  Speaker 3: quite dry and buffy. And I was like, but I like.
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  Speaker 1: I found it quite oily yours yours.
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  Speaker 3: You cannot talk about oily here, greasy here.
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  Speaker 1: My hair is full of oil, good natural hair.
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  Speaker 2: Oils, just on.
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  Speaker 1: Oil.
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  Speaker 2: What time did he cut? You're here too, thirty? You
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  Speaker 2: cut my hair today as well? What time one thirty?
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  Speaker 3: You shipping me?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not one thirty? And then I went to
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  Speaker 2: the gym after it. So you are stirring my hair
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  Speaker 2: porridge here that Jason?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, the idea were some like pretty moggy looking
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  Speaker 3: follicles lying around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, gray, pretty rank ones.
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  Speaker 1: They're kind of pubic like.
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  Speaker 3: And Nick was crying. He looked like I've been crying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'd had a good chat about you. Actually, what
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  Speaker 2: he was about to do?
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  Speaker 1: Keys's here.
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  Speaker 2: He's a good he's a good, good barber. That he's
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  Speaker 2: my new favorite. Get a fade on, Lovely, Lovely Fella.
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  Speaker 2: Andy's Australian. You don't find that combination of often.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, real nice guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay? Whereabouts is he just over here at Maloneing's okay?
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  Speaker 2: You can't get wrong with the barbers over there. Before that,
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  Speaker 2: I was going to the owner, Julian, but he's always
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  Speaker 2: bocked up quite a lot, and I'm always sort of
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  Speaker 2: a last minute ship. My heir looks terrible. Let's get
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  Speaker 2: a cat. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: I think about your hair is you're running such a
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  Speaker 3: strict regime. It never looks different to me.
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  Speaker 2: No, but it does to me. Yeah, right, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: took him forty minutes to cut it today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with Keysy. It always looks the same to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's yeah, like awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Well, funnily enough, Pakistan said to me, did I have
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  Speaker 1: a haircut today? And I said nap.
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  Speaker 2: He's just trying to think of something nice to say.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just on that front. When I arrived, he
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  Speaker 1: was adj, how's your weekend? And they went, oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: all good, thanks Pugs.
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  Speaker 2: I doubt that because you've been miserable since I got it.
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  Speaker 1: And then and then old Mogie arrived and he was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: how was your weekend? Bro? And I was like, oh, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: that'd be right there.
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  Speaker 3: What you were happy with your greeting?
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  Speaker 1: It was very low key and kind of fuck heights here.
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  Speaker 3: Because he's probably thinking what can I do? That'll just
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  Speaker 3: give him nothing that he can bag me about. They'll
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  Speaker 3: just give him a standard Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of bagging, how's what tell me about the water
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  Speaker 1: in your ear? How did you get water in your ear?
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  Speaker 2: Keys? Can you tell me? Well, because we're going to
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  Speaker 2: beg him for this.
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  Speaker 1: We bag him about how he has to have when
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  Speaker 1: he goes to swim.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not fine, I can't find and recording during
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  Speaker 3: the show, Keys.
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  Speaker 2: He I've got a mint, got a mint?
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  Speaker 1: Do? But how did you get water in your ear?
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  Speaker 1: Is that from the spray from your hair stylis?
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  Speaker 3: Now, while I was in the shower, I like was
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  Speaker 3: washing my face and then I went to rinse it off,
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  Speaker 3: and I went, like you know, the show heads pointing
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  Speaker 3: straight at me. I'm washing down the front and I
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  Speaker 3: turned to the left and then turned to the right, right,
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  Speaker 3: then left, and then as I'm turning the left, some
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  Speaker 3: of the spray went in my ear and on such
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  Speaker 3: an angle that for some reason it's gone somewhere where
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  Speaker 3: I cannot get it out, and I'm jamming.
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  Speaker 2: All sorts of ships. You just have to tip your
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  Speaker 2: head that sleep on that side tonight and you'll be right.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'll do, because I had my head like
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  Speaker 3: that for about five minutes.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm giving up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So now I've just put up and I'm constantly
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  Speaker 3: I'm blocking my ears now all day. Maybe it's a
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  Speaker 3: you know, it's to do with my swim's ear.
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  Speaker 2: Could be look at him, look at him?
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  Speaker 1: Well, when you look at me, I'm a stud.
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  Speaker 3: You got your lemon shirt on?
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  Speaker 2: Men?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Man, yeah, I like the lemon shird.
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  Speaker 2: I like it too. It's summertime, man's summer vibes, just
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  Speaker 2: yellow lemon.
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  Speaker 1: How are your Friday night drinks? Did you get on it? Easy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just pretty chill though.
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  Speaker 2: How are you on the Saturday? That's probably more the
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  Speaker 2: more the.
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  Speaker 3: Question, totally fine, yeah, good again Saturday night.
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  Speaker 2: How many beers did you have on your Friday there?
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  Speaker 2: How many toos did you get on your ten?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What are you drinking?
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  Speaker 3: Obviously Telly, But when I was drinking Tellies, I was drinking,
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  Speaker 3: I think it was like tiger tiger yeah, probably ten
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  Speaker 3: times drop yeah. And then on the next day he
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  Speaker 3: had probably like eight. Just chill though, just a chill
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  Speaker 3: weekend of dinners. Really yeah, nice weather though it wasn't today.
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  Speaker 2: It was down. It was shithouse all weekend. When you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about pissed down? Did not stop on Saturday?
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  Speaker 1: And I thought you were taking the pekin. It was
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  Speaker 1: a dreadful weekend.
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  Speaker 3: When was it a beautiful day today?
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  Speaker 1: Or today?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm picturing today as being the weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Because how many beers did you have? Are you still steamed?
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  Speaker 3: Jays?
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  Speaker 2: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Remember the Warky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Saturday was Shithouse Sunday with Shithouse as well. And I
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  Speaker 1: was doing the cricket and it was beautiful down there,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, either did you to be fair? Once a
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  Speaker 1: criokt had stopped, it started finding up a bit, but
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  Speaker 1: never you know, enough to please old.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, it would have been a good day for
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  Speaker 3: golf today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, unfortunately I had child duties and I had.
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  Speaker 2: To performer ser suer.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, oh right, I thought you said sewer Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: there's no sewer action.
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  Speaker 2: How do you go on the darts? Jase? Good men
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  Speaker 2: still off the Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Man, can't you tell?
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  Speaker 2: I guess we'll do a we'll do it?
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  Speaker 1: Did you give me a squinty eye?
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  Speaker 2: Then, kizy, we'll do a countdown on the show, shall we.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you've got to readjust You still haven't readjusted it?
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  Speaker 2: No, you're cheating because I heard you on the commentary
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  Speaker 2: saying that you've been off them for for eight days,
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  Speaker 2: which was complete bullshit. I know.
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  Speaker 1: I did admit to that at the half Darry, did
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  Speaker 1: you Yeah? Yeah, and they said, oh we can flag
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  Speaker 1: that Hoidi who said that the fellows.
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  Speaker 3: Care about you as much as me and very true.
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  Speaker 2: The fellows true, they are the feelers, they're the fields.
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  Speaker 2: Still off. The mate stayed off the personal weekend, so
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  Speaker 2: that was good. Good God, you feel better, you your eyes.
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  Speaker 1: I can soon for you is that you're going to
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  Speaker 1: be off the past and headed hard.
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  Speaker 2: When you go back on, I'll be just back to
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  Speaker 2: what I was. But I would have had a break.
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  Speaker 2: But in really great great, great news for old Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: A work this week and then I'm done, yes number one.
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  Speaker 2: Then my we're flying up my wife's sister from Wellington
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  Speaker 2: and she's going to look after our kid. So we're
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  Speaker 2: going away from Monday to Friday. How going up to
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  Speaker 2: a mate's batch and the heads. It's beautiful there a
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  Speaker 2: couple of hours up there, just me and the missus.
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  Speaker 2: Haven't had that much time off together in six years.
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  Speaker 2: How good, six and a half years. It's going to
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  Speaker 2: be bloody good it's going to be great. Used to
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  Speaker 2: have you have all of that, used to do that
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  Speaker 2: all the time before the kid, had one hundred percent
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  Speaker 2: of our time together. I really enjoyed that, really enjoyed
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  Speaker 2: the kid. Yeah, but it's a long time between drinks,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it. It is.
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  Speaker 1: I weirdly had none of that with my wife, none
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  Speaker 1: of what that pre.
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  Speaker 2: Child, because you pretty much got pregnant straight away. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's right. That's what you get for being unable to
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  Speaker 2: control yourself, your animal.
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  Speaker 1: My massively potent spear.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it shouldn't have been anywhere near it, to
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  Speaker 2: be honest, should and.
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  Speaker 1: That was just after my first daughter was born too.
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  Speaker 2: Having learned nothing back at the trough.
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  Speaker 1: In my defense, I wait, I wait, so.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good, that's smarty. She might hear it. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know it, and nothing bad on my behalf. But
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  Speaker 2: answer your question, keys of yes, we will be getting
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  Speaker 2: on it. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be great. And
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  Speaker 2: the place is right on the beach in the sand.
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  Speaker 1: It is beautiful up there. We've got to make that's
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  Speaker 1: got a batch up there as well, right next to
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  Speaker 1: the beach. It's fucking fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Go up there, sure, you guys are working, of course,
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  Speaker 2: but but we can take the week off. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: you won't. Jason's actually got to work. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: True, you've got you've got you've.
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  Speaker 2: Got obligations mate, because you've taken too much time off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've taken heat.
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  Speaker 3: Holiday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it's true, just on that. But you know, getting
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  Speaker 1: the Vietnam all planning now cards saying it's some great places.
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  Speaker 3: So where are you going?
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  Speaker 1: None of your business?
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  Speaker 3: Are you going south or north?
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  Speaker 1: We're going to north.
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  Speaker 3: So you're starting Hochi men anything in Hannoy and then
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  Speaker 3: you're going to fly. At some point you're going to drive.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to go from Hannoy Tong Andang and Juian.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's but we have we're going to find places
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  Speaker 1: in between those places as well.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to trip there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to go up the coast.
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  Speaker 2: How just are you are you feeling comfortable about being
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  Speaker 2: able to defend the or the women that are going
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  Speaker 2: to be with you, because you're going to have to
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  Speaker 2: you know, probably going to have to fork out a
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  Speaker 2: few dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh look, you know, financially we'll be taking some hats.
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  Speaker 1: But that was the deal. It's a family chap and
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  Speaker 1: old Hoidy J and Cottie B will be payed for it. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: they flew themselves. They're flying there.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you want though, right, get it to get
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  Speaker 3: all the family together and all.
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  Speaker 1: No, one of my girls isn't, but hopefully we will
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  Speaker 1: convince her to join us at some point.
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  Speaker 3: She's over an Aussie Yeah, yeah, right, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's exciting times, isn't it. Getting close to the end
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  Speaker 2: of the year Fellers, And I, for one, I'm pretty
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  Speaker 2: pleased about it.
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  Speaker 3: Wa man, Yeah, I woke up today for the especially
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  Speaker 3: on a day like this, it's like, yeah, here we go,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm ready for the see end now.
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  Speaker 2: I never wanted to end. I'm ready for it to
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  Speaker 2: be over. I could keep doing this all day, all day.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I've played at the end of Castle.
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  Speaker 2: Is it good? Do it till seven?
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  Speaker 1: Frankie, I don't not.
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  Speaker 3: After that stunt you, Paul Hey. Listen to The Hudacky
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