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FULL SHOW: We Try Our Card Trick on the PRIME MINISTER!!! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This jonaman Being podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
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  Speaker 1: the Experts and Tastes that Kiwi's love and Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: the podcast. On a Friday, heading into the weekends.
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  Speaker 2: Off to blen Home today. Yeah we're I'm seeing the thing,
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  Speaker 2: but it's a.
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  Speaker 3: Multi island technology and breaking technology and then blen and
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  Speaker 3: beans in Auckland.
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  Speaker 4: But heavenly taking your relationship long distance.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you imagine you're just it's going to be just
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  Speaker 1: an hour of you going. I can hear you, but
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  Speaker 1: I can't see you. Like here in Auckland, you know
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  Speaker 1: where it's there's a building of people, and then you're
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  Speaker 1: going to be in Blenham with those body people.
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  Speaker 2: It's so all could go wrong. We'll bring up to
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  Speaker 2: speed on Monday. That's your that's your nick of the
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  Speaker 2: woods or Nelson's your nick of the woods.
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  Speaker 4: Nelson.
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  Speaker 5: But I spent a lot of time and I was
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  Speaker 5: gonna say bleen Hole. That's all beavertown bleen Hole.
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  Speaker 3: Like there's a bit of sunshine beef, isn't there between
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  Speaker 3: the two Blenham and Nelson.
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  Speaker 5: It's also like kind of feel like it's take at home,
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  Speaker 5: you know, so I feel like I can take the piss.
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  Speaker 4: Out of it a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: One thing that I need to do.
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  Speaker 5: There, drive around the roundabout with the train track in
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  Speaker 5: the middle.
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  Speaker 4: Just give a ship out of you.
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  Speaker 5: At train track in the middle of around huge roundabout. Yeah, wow, okay,
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  Speaker 5: and we're the train goes through. Everyone's like, what do
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  Speaker 5: we do? Because you could be halfway through it just
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  Speaker 5: gotta wait.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like there's a bit of misshap in the
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  Speaker 2: town planning.
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  Speaker 5: And there's no traffic lights. As far as I'm Awaream
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  Speaker 5: still doesn't have any.
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  Speaker 1: Master and I think we had one when I was little,
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  Speaker 1: and then they got rid of that and they're like,
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  Speaker 1: why we stopped here?
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  Speaker 3: There's no traffic we wanted to hear like a big city.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what, this is pointless? So anyway, there's
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  Speaker 2: just round about, round about, round about, town meeting, meeting
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  Speaker 2: or not.
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  Speaker 1: When you're sitting here, there's no reason for me to
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  Speaker 1: be stopped right now.
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  Speaker 3: I hope you enjoyed the podcast fist I've been winking
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  Speaker 3: and winking.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to explain my story on the radio and
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  Speaker 1: you can. You can choose whether you believe it or not.
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  Speaker 1: So I was at the mall yesterday to go to
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  Speaker 1: the ball to get something for my daughter, yeah, which
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  Speaker 1: she wanted to pick up a birthday present, and we're
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  Speaker 1: all going to the going to the food courts. She
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  Speaker 1: also wanted chips from KFC, so I'm like, okay, so yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so we're on our way doing that, and we're going
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  Speaker 1: it's one of the flasher malls in town. So we're
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  Speaker 1: going past a whole lot of stores that we normally,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you normally walk past. Were As I say,
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  Speaker 1: we're on our way to get chips from KF. We
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  Speaker 1: had no place shopping in some of these flasher shops.
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  Speaker 1: But I did notice that on one of the shops,
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  Speaker 1: instead of like a poster out in the shop window,
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  Speaker 1: they had a screen playing like a video on loop
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  Speaker 1: and it was Ariana Grande course this wicked stuff everywhere
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  Speaker 1: all over the place, and she's one of the main
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  Speaker 1: actors and she does an ad what I just saw
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  Speaker 1: as I was walking past an ad for those crystals.
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  Speaker 2: Never had to say it, but yeah, I was watching that.
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  Speaker 3: It was like another, well, looky, yeah, I can't say.
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  Speaker 2: That, check a v in it.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, Ariana is doing this ad and I'm walking
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  Speaker 1: past my daughter as as I'm watching the Green. It's
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  Speaker 1: playing this ad with the grande and at the end
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  Speaker 1: of it, she sort of holds up the crystal. She's
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  Speaker 1: probably getting paid a lot, but she says happily holding
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  Speaker 1: him up, and she sort of winks at the camera
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  Speaker 1: and she's to hold those crystals. It's nice little wink.
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  Speaker 1: And as I was looking, I was like, oh, wink.
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  Speaker 1: And I was in my head and I thought, I
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  Speaker 1: can't remember the last time I've winked.
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  Speaker 2: You know, this is all my thought process.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a daily occurrence. And it's really hard to
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  Speaker 3: make a wink look natural too.
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  Speaker 2: It was the last time we went I just winked it.
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  Speaker 2: Our boss did.
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  Speaker 4: I was practicing.
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  Speaker 7: He walked in.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, this is what happened to me. So
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  Speaker 1: in my head, I was like, when was the last
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  Speaker 1: time I waked? Could I still pull for wet? It
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  Speaker 1: just looks like your faces glitching, don't I was smiling,
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  Speaker 1: look at her head, and as I tuned around, I
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  Speaker 1: smiled and I winked, and I.
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  Speaker 2: Just went just thinking, oh, yeah, I could still wait,
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  Speaker 2: show me a wink.
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  Speaker 1: But I was smiling. But I smiled and winked, and
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  Speaker 1: as I smiled and wanke just thinking in my head, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I could smile and wink.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I caught eyes with a lady. Another lady was walking
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  Speaker 1: with her daughter and I'm and I'm working, I miss
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  Speaker 1: fine wink and then she looked and she looked at me,
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  Speaker 1: and she should have did that take back? We're like,
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  Speaker 1: is he is he wink a wink? No, she was
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  Speaker 1: just her eyes said, oh my god, that guy.
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  Speaker 2: Just winked at me.
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  Speaker 3: Tell everyone and I is the eyeball equivalent depending you
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  Speaker 3: on the barm is yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And I went and we were about ten minutes a way.
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  Speaker 1: I went, I kind of wave my arms like no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I said, no.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't no, don't They said, no, I wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: Waking at you like this, and she this is all
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  Speaker 1: happening in the space of five to ten meters. She
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  Speaker 1: turned around and there was no one behind it, and
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  Speaker 1: she just went, who are.
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  Speaker 2: You winking at? Did she say?
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  Speaker 5: This? Is said?
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  Speaker 1: And then all she said was that I said nothing,
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  Speaker 1: and we just keept walking past.
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  Speaker 2: So that was our conversation and you.
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  Speaker 4: Just not seeing anything. And she would have been like
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  Speaker 4: did he or didn't he?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: But I just so, now do you now you're hoping
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  Speaker 3: that what this story gets passed on to the backstory.
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  Speaker 2: Of Yeah, I want to explain it.
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  Speaker 1: I was watching an around the Grande d and that
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  Speaker 1: was the thing, and.
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  Speaker 4: You would prak single wait.
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  Speaker 1: A good story every time you spink he because every
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  Speaker 1: time I wants.
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  Speaker 8: You, people drive past it like being your.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's definitely I don't know who's drinking all the time.
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  Speaker 1: That's definitely the.
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  Speaker 7: Hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: And we're playing a game the Meghan, You've done remarkably
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  Speaker 1: well to stay in it and as many people as
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  Speaker 1: well have been texting us through the Mariah Carey game.
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  Speaker 2: How long can you go avoiding the song? And Meghan,
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  Speaker 2: so far you have not heard it.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't, and I'm kind of getting to the point
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  Speaker 5: where I'm like, i just want to hear it because
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, I'm ver i osee Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: We're playing you listening and everyone on the station has
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  Speaker 3: been playing as well.
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  Speaker 2: And as soon as we're all out.
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  Speaker 3: Meghan been the last one standing, we start officially playing
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  Speaker 3: the song on the station.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a bit of a handbreak at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine, it's fine. We've been playing a little drummer
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  Speaker 2: boy and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 9: It's on you every time you hear.
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  Speaker 2: This song from the j.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so yesterday you avoided the terrorist Tasha. Tasha, the
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  Speaker 3: terrorists who's manipulated the downfall of both may McLean A
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  Speaker 3: and Being Boys. She we played a game of tash Roulette.
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  Speaker 3: She was on hold and you had another two callers.
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  Speaker 3: You had to just go to a line blind. If
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  Speaker 3: you went to her, she was definitely going to play
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  Speaker 3: it down the line, but no, you picked the right person.
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  Speaker 4: I dodged her.
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  Speaker 1: Today, another little fun game we want to play with
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  Speaker 1: another radio station here at work, just across from US
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  Speaker 1: Coast radio station.
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  Speaker 2: They're playing a lot of Christmas songs apparently.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, they're deep their elbows deep in Christmas now.
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  Speaker 3: They've decorated the studio and everything, and Mariah Carey would
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  Speaker 3: be a big banger on their playlist. So what we're
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  Speaker 3: going to do is we're gonna phone them. They know
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  Speaker 3: we're going to call, and they get up there off
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  Speaker 3: here and then going to put us on hold. And
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  Speaker 3: we're on hold for a station that you can hear
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  Speaker 3: the music they're playing and.
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  Speaker 2: High probability.
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  Speaker 3: So we'll go through to coast now Jace, Tony Street
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  Speaker 3: and Sam.
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  Speaker 10: Good morning coast.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, good morning coast. It's Johnno beIN a meighan from
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  Speaker 1: the hats. How's it going? I feel very early to
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  Speaker 1: be saying Mary Christmas, So it's funny you should say that.
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  Speaker 2: Jason and you you've got to. I've noticed your studio.
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  Speaker 3: Which is around the corner from ours, like a grotto
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  Speaker 3: of some sorts.
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  Speaker 8: Just be it beautifully decorated.
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  Speaker 10: I'm sure you guys have got something similar corner.
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  Speaker 1: We just wanted to hold up like a detto sign
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  Speaker 1: and then an arrow pointing to your studio.
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  Speaker 2: Basically, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Now, I know you guys are getting into the
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  Speaker 1: Christmas spirit, as are we on the hats and playing
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  Speaker 1: Christmas music from time to time.
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  Speaker 8: Right m h, I imagine you're Christmas is hard?
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  Speaker 1: You know it must calls in here and Street.
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  Speaker 2: She's a driver of our succeed. Do you do you
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  Speaker 2: buy chance?
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  Speaker 3: Playing Mariah Carey is all I want for Christmas.
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  Speaker 10: We play a lot of Mariah and Kelly Clarkson. We
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  Speaker 10: love the lady great well.
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  Speaker 1: We've been playing a game where we we've trying to
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  Speaker 1: how long we can avoid listening to that song. So
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  Speaker 1: if you hear it on social media, go into a shop,
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  Speaker 1: a gym, whatever. You're out of the game now, John's
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  Speaker 1: I'm out. A lot of the listeners are out, some
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  Speaker 1: are still in bit. Meghan, you are still in the game.
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  Speaker 5: They're just annoyed that essentially I've won this and now
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  Speaker 5: they're sabotaging me.
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  Speaker 4: That is what's happening.
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  Speaker 3: We're just continuing the story arc with some exciting beats
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  Speaker 3: along the way.
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  Speaker 2: It's right.
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  Speaker 10: I'm just shocked at this began, because I thought, like
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  Speaker 10: you would have been an early Christmas shopper. Surely you've
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  Speaker 10: been out in the shops and heard it already.
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  Speaker 5: Tones No, you know, I it was Christmas like you.
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  Speaker 5: But I've managed to somehow.
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  Speaker 2: Everywhere it's all over the floor.
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  Speaker 4: I've avoided it somehow.
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  Speaker 10: I think you should celebrate this one, because I just
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  Speaker 10: don't take that jealousy from those boys.
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  Speaker 2: So we wanted to do a little thing.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Now we don't know what what song on your station
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  Speaker 1: is playing right now, if we get put on hold,
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  Speaker 1: but we wanted to see if we could just go
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  Speaker 1: to hold and if it's Mariah Carey, and then Meghan's
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  Speaker 1: out of the game.
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  Speaker 2: If it's not, she continues on with the game, well
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  Speaker 2: I'll live to.
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  Speaker 10: Be Mariah Carey or ever all the beg.
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  Speaker 2: All right, can you put us on hold? All right,
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  Speaker 2: there we go, Good luck, Megan.
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  Speaker 10: It was the she called it.
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  Speaker 1: You're a couple of minutes were literally about to play
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  Speaker 1: Michael Boobley. Okay, quite Mariah though, sorry, but we are
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  Speaker 1: using Christmas Megan, I don't reckon.
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  Speaker 2: You've got this for another day, at least December.
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  Speaker 1: The first is rolling around this weekend, So Christmas miracle
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  Speaker 1: if she gets that far. Thanks so much for your
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  Speaker 1: time this morning, guys.
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  Speaker 7: That Jona wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Today, because of course we are learning a party trick.
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  Speaker 1: We wanted to learn a party trick for the holiday season,
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  Speaker 1: so we learned a trek, a card trek, a magic
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  Speaker 1: trek from magician a Cosantino who's in the country right now,
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  Speaker 1: and we have been trying to practice it on people
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  Speaker 1: in the office and then we saw by chance, the
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  Speaker 1: Prime Minister Christopher Luxon in the building.
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  Speaker 2: We could see him. He was on his way upstairs
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  Speaker 2: to a better radio station.
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  Speaker 3: And we're like, he looks like a guy doesn't have
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  Speaker 3: much on coming here coming here.
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  Speaker 2: We've got a magic trick to show you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, but no, there's no more higher stakes than
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  Speaker 1: trying to perform for the Prime minister.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And this guy, this guy's seems some magic. This guy
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  Speaker 3: has seen Winston Peters be the Deputy Prime Minister at
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  Speaker 3: the Labor Party magically disappear, then come back and be
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  Speaker 3: the Deputy Prime Minister with the National Party.
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  Speaker 2: That is magical.
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  Speaker 1: So our trek if you don't know, it's a card
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  Speaker 1: trek and evolves a sort of a knife or a
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  Speaker 1: sharp instrument, choosing the choosing the card. At the end,
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  Speaker 1: it's got blindfolds. I'm blindfolded. Me and you start things off.
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  Speaker 4: We will take turns. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, the practice rounds that we have done so far
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  Speaker 3: have been wildly unsuccessful.
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  Speaker 2: This is us trying out on producer Elly. Is this
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  Speaker 2: your card? No, like some space? Oh hang on, this
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  Speaker 2: is your card, your card. If we just keep doing this,
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  Speaker 2: eventually we'll land on your card. Yeah, it's not really so,
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  Speaker 2: Megan nailing her part.
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  Speaker 3: Megan nating the first part where I feel like the
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  Speaker 3: wheels are coming off.
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  Speaker 2: It's on me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's you and me, because there's some stuff we're
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  Speaker 1: not giving away the trigger.
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  Speaker 2: Is some stuff that we need to do together to
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  Speaker 2: work it, to make it good.
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  Speaker 1: And as we got to the end of it yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, dear God, I don't know where
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  Speaker 1: the card is. It's one of a few, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't know which.
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  Speaker 2: One it is. And here's what happened in front of
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  Speaker 2: the Prime minister.
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  Speaker 8: Is this your card? Prime Minister?
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  Speaker 11: Nood, it's not that great.
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  Speaker 2: Lucky, Yeah, more days to go.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you got it on the third guy, So I mean,
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  Speaker 3: that's not too bad.
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  Speaker 2: It's shocking, it's not good. We got one week to go.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to see us or see Cosantino text
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  Speaker 1: magic to four four eight seven. He's touring around the
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  Speaker 1: country right now, the.
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  Speaker 7: Hits that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Megan, you had a bit of an ordeal in
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  Speaker 1: the car.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot of roadworks around us at the moment,
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  Speaker 5: like full on.
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  Speaker 4: We're getting a new bridge and everything.
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  Speaker 5: So there's a stop got situation, which I'm very thankful
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  Speaker 5: for years today because is there anything more terrifying anytime
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  Speaker 5: when you feel something on your leg and it's like
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  Speaker 5: a little and I was like, please.
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  Speaker 4: Tell me that's a here, Please tell me it's just
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  Speaker 4: a rogue here.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it never is hand with me, and I'm glad
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  Speaker 9: you did you. Yeah, I was gonna put.
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  Speaker 5: But I was like, so I was driving at the
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  Speaker 5: time and I felt the tickle tackle hands again. But
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  Speaker 5: I looked down and it was a bee crawling on
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  Speaker 5: my leg okay, And I was like, okay, So when
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  Speaker 5: you're driving, I was like, well, I don't want to
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  Speaker 5: be stung, but what am I going to do in
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  Speaker 5: this moment? So I kind of like full of net reaction,
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  Speaker 5: was flicking off my leg, but then it's crawling down
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  Speaker 5: around my feet amongst the pedals, and so I pull
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  Speaker 5: up to the stop go and I was like, thank god,
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  Speaker 5: it's stopped. But then I like jumped out of the
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  Speaker 5: car and I'm like the stop go person's like, are
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  Speaker 5: you okay?
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  Speaker 4: And I was like no, he looks at these.
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  Speaker 2: I went in there my handsy bee crawling and bless.
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  Speaker 5: Them though, like came around and helped me, like show
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  Speaker 5: out the bee.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, help me show out.
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  Speaker 5: The bee while everyone was stopped, and so we managed
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  Speaker 5: to get the bee out.
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  Speaker 4: But did you get stun No, No, I don't think that.
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  Speaker 4: I think they were unwell the.
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  Speaker 2: Bee you got to save the bees.
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  Speaker 5: I got to I because I was like, I could
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  Speaker 5: just stomp my foot on it, but I don't want
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  Speaker 5: to do that.
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  Speaker 3: Very important particular bee. Yeah, they don't go slipping bees
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  Speaker 3: around there. They're the backbone of the ecosystem.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like it might have been on its way out.
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  Speaker 4: Though, right, Yeah, I didn't look very happy.
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  Speaker 2: To mourn too hard.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, don't get me wrong, my message there's still
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  Speaker 3: thousands of the mouth.
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  Speaker 5: The scary thing is when you get a bee in
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  Speaker 5: your car, it could fly and you're driving, because I've
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  Speaker 5: had spiders crawling on my dashboard before when I'm driving
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  Speaker 5: and I'm like, you still rock and see you.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: It does add some jeopardy to driving, doesn't it. Panicking
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: and concentrating at the same time. It's a great skill set.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: So have you been attacked by anything in the car?
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: My auntie got attacked by a seagull. So she was
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: eating chippies and had a window down and it saw
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: the chippees. She she was driving, really eating eating some
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: chippies and the sea one years please.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So we're at seagulls.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: My friend Brad, we were driving and he got a
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: tapped by a chilibin.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: The guy had been I think he'd been at the pub.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: He'd won a chili bin in the raffle and he
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: was cycling home and we were stopped at about it stops.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: It stops, time about to turn left, and the guy
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: just straight to the side of the car holding his
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: chili band of my bread got bag. He in his
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: window open, winter the window straight. It's the guy hit
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: the car and fell back on the road.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: The guy was l.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I just want that my mate bad was a little Well,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I won my head when I was born.
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: The hits that John and Ben podcast, we.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Wanted to know, what have you been attacked by by
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: the while driving? Well attacks is really when you see
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: a bee attack you. It really was just insidly crawling across.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: You like it's got a stinger, but it didn't.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: But I don't know you got once they used this
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: of they're gone. I mean, I don't want to I
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: don't want to use this singer.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Plus I was wearing a skirt and it was crawling
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: up a leg. I was like, action needs to be taken.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: So yeah, four four it's even on the text or
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: one hundred of the hats.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: So what have you been a taxed by in the car.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Tell you what I've been in a text by Will
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: driving the bloody In New Zealand, police were so called
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: infringement notices. A okay, got another one yesterday. Next camera
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: keeps keep sitting tickets on you.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Movie.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: I do know about it, and I haven't been speeding
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: past it. We go like forty So what do they do?
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: They send them for two slides because I'm under attack.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: I want to be a text by wall driving. Oh God,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: do you need to stop driving? I don't think that's
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: what they're trying to make you do it.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Joe Biden need to stop driving?
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Mel?
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: What have you been?
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: What have you been attacked by? While driving? Mel?
• 16:52
  Speaker 12: This is on Wellington. A gal flow into my car
• 16:55
  Speaker 12: when I was.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Driving like a mega ZARTI an extra seagull.
• 16:59
  Speaker 12: It wasn't a SI you know the bigger girls.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: It's terrify, like the size of an albatross sort of thing.
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: Those big dudes.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: What did he what lured it in?
• 17:10
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 17:11
  Speaker 12: It was a really hot day and my ear con
• 17:13
  Speaker 12: wasn't working, so I had my windows down and it
• 17:15
  Speaker 12: just flew in and was basically sitting by my gearbox.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: I got an ali here, you would have you get.
• 17:21
  Speaker 12: It out aggressively. And then the guy realized that actually
• 17:26
  Speaker 12: he saw what happened, and then he got out and
• 17:28
  Speaker 12: was like, are you okay?
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: And I was like, yep, I just.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: A beautiful bird.
• 17:39
  Speaker 12: But yeah, they're pretty impressive looking. But yeah, it made
• 17:42
  Speaker 12: me pretty stunned for a bitter head.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: So it wasn't slapping around, it wasn't attacking you. It
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: was just plightly sitting.
• 17:49
  Speaker 12: No, it was just sort of telling and sort of
• 17:51
  Speaker 12: staring at me. And I was like, okay, dude, you
• 17:53
  Speaker 12: need to be on the outside of my car. I
• 17:55
  Speaker 12: don't have any.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Chips ys like.
• 17:59
  Speaker 8: This is not good for of us.
• 18:02
  Speaker 12: Sorry, I just picked it up and put it outside.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Oh good on you picking up well, appreciate your call,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: thanks so much. Great text here.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: That's that's come through saying I was attacked by a
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: lady birds.
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: It was in my nickers and it was biting me.
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: The lady bird did they bite.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Well, obviously they don't particularly maybe if they're in your nickers, well,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: the lady heads in your pants, but lady woods is
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: a whole other.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Thing, are indeed capable of biting humans? Not to, but
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: went through.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Where am I I had a choice?
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: Ladybird munching away.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: So someone's texted and say we have a panel shop.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Someone came in and they had written their car off
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: when a a bee flew into the car.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: It's dangerous.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I keep this coming through.
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: Actually there's some horrific text.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Lady I was yeah, I was same. Yeah, that's why
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: I poured. Lady read that.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Being cheeky morning.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: We're smiling, but we're not.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: There's another one.
• 19:12
  Speaker 13: Okay, give you, says that John and Ben podcast, facing
• 19:17
  Speaker 13: a bit of backlash for charging nearly six hundred dollars
• 19:22
  Speaker 13: for her new album.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: Now it's it's multiple three yeah, three record, and it's
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: got like a like a book that commemorates her Vegas
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: that's for the Vegas residence.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like limited limited edition that's got Confiti
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: from the show and stuff like that.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Yes, people are calling her greedy, but it's just like,
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: don't buy it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Then it's limited edition, hard to roll together, limited edition.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Pause on that. Yeah, well, I mean how you don't
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: have to buy it, you know? You know, so it's
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: like bad lashes.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: We'll just.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty indifferent.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Greedy yeah, that's how she makes a living.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: It's right.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: And now your husband, Andrew has done something. He's been
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: talking about this for a while.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: He's done it. He's done it.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: He can I just say, take huge offense to this.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: This whole her stance starts.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: I was like, no, it's not the same, it's not the.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Same getting triggered by this.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: This is what I'm stuck with. This is my day
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: to day.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: But anyway, yeah, yeah, you do hat self conscious.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: So he did have beautiful curls.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: She actually demanded a new contract. We head every day
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: because I don't want to see that.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Ugly he used to.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: It's very used to it. We're hands all the time, mate. No,
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: he had beautiful curls.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: Beautiful like he's got South African here and he's grown
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: it up for years.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Lovely, he's got like, like tight curls.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: You could have cert African here featuring real bits of
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: bill South African here.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: And he I don't know why. I don't know why,
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: but he decided to give him some, not give himself.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: He went to a barber, got a buzz cut.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: I was anty it, I was so anty.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: What number is he gone? It's like a tune number two,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: are you think.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: It looks I've seen it on social media. I haven't
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: seen it in IRL, but I think it looks great.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: And I you shush your face.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: This is a problem because people are coming up to
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: him saying, you look fantastic, just.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Like he walked in the door, and like, this is
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: the thing about me.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: I'll always be honest because sometimes he's like written songs
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: and I'm like that's not great, but I'm always honest.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: And he came home, He's like, do you like it?
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I liked it better in your
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: head here Now everywhere we've gone, everyone's going, you look great,
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: you look more masculine. I love your here And he
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: just looks at me with a grand and I'm like, no,
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: can you all stop it, please?
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: Alady looks like he looks like one of those hot
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: prison and mates.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and even like posters like mug shot around him,
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: and was like, I do some time with him sort
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: of that.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: You know, Everyone's like, you look manly and grown up.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: I'm like, that's the heir he had when he was
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: in a boy band when he was younger.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: So I don't know how that's.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: All right, I do I like it that you didn't
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: you went into it. He still did it anyway. And
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I like the fact that you're still not into it
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: and he's keeping up with it. I love everything about
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: it because sometimes you're like, oh, I won't do it
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: because something. I was like, great, he's doing his thing,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: you're doing your thing, and no one's changing.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm not. I'll always be honest. I'm never
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: going to tell them I like it, but I don't
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: like it, and that's fine enough.
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: And I was like, are you going to get you
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: just being subven? Do you actually like it?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: No?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'll get used to.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: It, repulsive.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to give her an opportunity to go, actually,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: it doesn't look too bad.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Sorry, she hasn't back down anything.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: But if you can have beautiful curls, yeah.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not making this a bet injury right down to
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: actually go, oh, it doesn't actually look too bad.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: It doesn't look too bad.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: That Joan Ben podcast and.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Being of Great Songs, the cat version of Billie Eilish's
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: song I Don't know why It's going viral. It's one
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: of those things even noticed that Billie Eilish and concert
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Now is starting to do it.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: When she starts the song.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's because it's so viral. When she starts singing
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: the actual lyrics, everyone else is like.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, guy, guy, No matter how hard Billy works or
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: even us through. You know, all that's over twenty years,
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: how much you pour into your craft and your career,
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: you'll never beat someone meowing a song.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, never going to beat that. Never.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: There's an old channel oddly like Relaxing.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: It's quite soothing.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Harry came in first thing this morning. You played that
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: to me.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, that is a soothing song. Now what
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I found we all know the words for once. It's great.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Now I found some other songs.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: There's a whole internet YouTube channel that has people me yowing,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: you know, doing mew versions of popular songs, and so
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I thought I would play a couple for you now,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: and you guys can see if you first guess what
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: the song is.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, you can play along if you're listening as well.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, here you go, Number one, please john us, there
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: you go, all right, Megan's got that one.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. It's another one.
• 24:13
  Speaker 14: Number two, please please please bring the capital you just
• 24:18
  Speaker 14: play this game just pushed these someone Everyone's wheelhouse.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: There is for Christmas game another version of the song
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: that you can listen to. All right, we've got to
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: more another one.
• 24:43
  Speaker 15: Yeah, beautiful, thanks, here we go, Yeah, well no, there
• 24:53
  Speaker 15: we go.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: That's the ole game that will never be back because
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: probably haven't got enough songs to bring that back.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: But it was fun one and done the version.
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: I think there's more life than that. They need to
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: have a couple more days in it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Well, they need to record more songs.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I was going through going, I guess you could do
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Are you putting pressure on the meal singing community?
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Are you?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I want more male versions of songs and then we'll
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: bring it back.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: The hats that Jonavan Ben podcast.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: You hear the sounds of Megan outside. She's in the
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: four year Here at work. Hives vests are back on again.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: The road cones are out because we've been doing the
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Black Catch for the Black Clash.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Can I just say, witnessing this health and safety regime
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: over the last five days and it reached an absolute
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: peak of madness. Yesterday we've been was in a hive's
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: vis catching a little feather that was being dropped from
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: three stories above and the feather took twelve minutes to
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: come down. It took a long time to come down,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: but we see madness.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I caught the feather, and I'm glad I did because
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: it would have been a really embarrassing catch to drop
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that the prize is gone, but we have
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: all these items that were the show's invested, and so
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: we're gonna get the most the other Megan very probably participated,
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: i'd say in most sports on this speak trip.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, I have.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Done a lot of sports, one of which remember I
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: told you I used to be catcher when I played
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: softbare softball.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: You're ideaal for this.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: So we've got the remainder of the items being has
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: decided producer Rally is going to chuck them all down
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: in one head.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or the one hat. So see how you go,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Sere you go like tennis ball.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I just want me to get an egg on my face,
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: an egg.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Just concentrate on the egg.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Then if you don't want it and there's a balloo, Yeah,
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: either the tennis ball or the egg is going to
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: get me.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, hey which one do I catch? The egg's going
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: to come down and they have a bit more momentum.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Before the Hot Spring Spars T twenty Black Clash and
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Association with Wolf. We're back in Hagley overall next year
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: January or seventy percent of the tickets sold, so fast
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: to get your tickets right now. That clash dot CT
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: and is it now?
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: We'll count down for three? What are wind conditions like
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: out there? And the four of the amigan who sided?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, A mean, guessie.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: It's going to get three.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: So it's just say there's there's a clean up and.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: All too Really what did you get? Did you get
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: in there? Nothing?
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: I turned around and the balloon was still coming down,
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: so I probably could have caught that.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, So did you get a single thing?
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: The balloon?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: You didn't get the egg or the test ball?
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Do you know the race at which their egg found?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they came down very quick.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: Three stories high. Hello, Yeah, we'll clean it up.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: It's okay.
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: And now that is now that is a health and
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: safety issue.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Now we've created our first health and safety issue.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Thanks so much for the Black Clash. Go go along
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: and see a team rugby, team cricket, the hits.
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: That johnaan Ben podcast been.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Trying to catch items thrown down inside our building from
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: a third story balcony. There's like a four year area
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: that we've been trying to catch items for the Black Clash.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: It's happening in.
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: Christ And you really stamped your foot.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Yesterday there was with the lovely Joe Joe Ridell, who
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: looks after all things.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: With the building.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Fabulous woman.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: It's a magnificent job. So prior to this, she's like, hey,
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: dealing with building management. We need to make we need
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: to make this safe. So we had nine hundred and
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: thirty two mini.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Cones around road cones. Yes, Ben, you were dressed in
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: a high vis vest. No, I get it.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Every day we're catching some random items, you know, some
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: things like eggs or you know, whatever we're throwing down
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: a bananacle be anything from the office that I get it.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: That's some stuff could be potentially dangerous if anyone walks underneath.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you. So we had to make it safe and healthy.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: And yesterday we spun a wheel and it landed on
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: a feather. So producer really is she's three stories up,
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: she drops this feather that you have to catch.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Now I'm I'm like, do I have to wear a
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: high vis vest for the feather? But this is where
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, I mean, I'm happy to wear a
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: hyper's vest, but I was like for the feather.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: This is this is PC madness.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Go work, go bro we but I.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Just feel like it was a very but it's an
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: unnecessary stip. Christopher Luxe and walked past with a security team.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Prime Minister and a security team on the lookout, likes
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: the got home's VISI look up, what's going on here?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Like what's is there a security rescue?
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: And that's your dumb fault because you told them it
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: was a feather.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: You should have said it.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Was something heavy, and I'm like, I'm waiting for it
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: to catch a feather from three stories up.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Even the Prime Minister, now he's got a large part
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: in all these rules, he's like, oh really yeah yeah.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: And when we and you never look at on the
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: hits breakfast Instagram, like when it was thrown down, like honestly.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I watched it. I watched it. I looked over it
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: at you guys and reacted. We got a facial a
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: lovely meaning the road.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: The full version of Wicked for two hours, forty minutes,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: and then I came back and then and then I
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: caught the feather I was just like, well, I'm glad
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I wore a hiper's vest so no one was underneath
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: that feather. That felt like a little overkill. Yeah me,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I know, and I overthink things. Don't get out of anyone,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: anyone that can jump to a conclusion of could possibly
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: go wrong. It's me, Okay, I could do that.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: I really like it when you get on a rate
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: it's about the strangers.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: It's just my favorite.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: He's going to ditch over this feather situation.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I did, but it was unnecessary and I was happy
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: to PC.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Gone mad that. I've never seen that before. Phone news,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: We've gone broke, guys hosking. I'd love to hear this story.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm distant, so this is what we want to
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: open up health and safety madness.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: I mean it's great, don't get me wrong.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: We love being healthy, but you know, sometimes, like I was,
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: a gentleman came over to our house a few weeks
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: ago and he was looking at this so funny, and.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: He had a hosstil.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, granted, I'm used to the everyone needs
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: to be highly visible.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I get it. Ironically, you're still visible without.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: The vest, but yeah, I understand Uh, it's authority, it's official,
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: it needs to be done. He then puts a helmet
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: on and I'm like, what's the helmet mate, and he's
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: just it's traps around the lawn. He's like, I know
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: you've got a walnut tree there. I was like, yep,
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: walnut could fall on the head. We've been here for five.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: At the time. Ironically, it wasn't even under the.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Tree he's preparing.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean an anvil could fall on the road
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: a helmet.
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: The heads that johonaan Ben podcast.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I had to wear a hybers vest for
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: catching a feather.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: We're surrounded by road cones.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: They didn't make you wear a hard hat tree.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Actually, next time, maybe I would have to Someone text
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: three right about having to wear safety and.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: I said, lucky, you don't have to wear safety glasses.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I have to wear safety glasses at work all day long.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: And there's only milk powder there. But potentially the milk
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: powder could blow and you.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, does it dissolve or does.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: It inside dryable?
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: What's wrong with that?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Although you see those.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Things pop up on social media, don't like look at
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: the health and safety in Thailand and there's some legend
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: dangling off.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: A high rise building holding onto their friend's angle. Who's
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: holding on?
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: They got a water blaster straight around and they're.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Cleaning the building like this is although although I just
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: cast your mine back to the weekend where the Santa
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Parade after party were hosting on stage thousands of kids
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: in the audience. We had a high high velocity ch
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: T shirt T shirt cannon.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Here we go, loaded with gas.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: And that everyone was quite nervous about where we need
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: to fire it. John I got the safety briefing, and
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: then he pulled some guy wearing a Grinch mask out
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: of the audience.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: He was dressed of the Grinch.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Here he was like a part of the question performer.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Here go, mate, why don't you fire this to the audience.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: As he's spinning around intoing all sorts of moves, I'm like,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: this is gonna go hard. That was a moment.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, we needed goggles, we needed safety things.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: You're giving it to it, like who's this guy?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: It was still anyway bit of shows, but and he
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: was was really waving that gun around in our faces.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: And then the.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Bands I was like, I got it back off him
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, crack it up, mate, this
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: is one more time.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like, jeez, But.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Then, hey, did anyone get shot in the face with
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: a t shoe?
• 33:04
  Speaker 10: No?
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: But it was a real Christmas.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: It was a real rest. That was a rest. That
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: was that occasion of my dear God. I would have
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: killed for safety goggles.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: The hits, the John and Ben podcast.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Black Friday.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: So many sales around the country, and we wanted to
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: know other sales.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: They're too good to be true.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: We've got Abby Damon from Consumer and Z's great to
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: have you here. How's it going, Love, We're talking Black
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Friday sales. We're seeing them everywhere. When a lot of
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: businesses building up towards it, are they in some ways
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: too good to be true?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Sometimes when a special it looks too good to be true,
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: it is. And I think Black Friday is a massive
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: marketing opportunity for businesses. I think it'd be pretty hard
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: pressed to find a company that's not making the most
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: of them. I've even seen it, Packing says hopping on
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: the Black Friday, saw that Friday meet Like okay, But
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: you know, I think retail is a working really hard
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: to try and get your attention. And I think we
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: also know that people are making the most of Black
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: Friday because our willets have been so squeezed and we're
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: hurtling towards Christmas. But you know, we hear over and
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: over again that sometimes the specials we see out there
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: aren't actually as good as they might seem.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: How does that happen?
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: Out of a great question, how does that happen? And
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: why does that happen? You know, it's not actually illegal
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: for traders to change the price like that. What's potentially
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: a breach of this their trading act is if something
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: says this is the absolute best price ever, but it's
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: actually been cheaper, then yeah, that's not on. There's lots
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: of sort of pressure tactics, particularly for people online. They
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: might look like the countdown time is, yeah, there are
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: ten people looking at the so and so and Auckland
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: is buying three of these right now. If you don't
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: buy it, you're going to miss out. And they're all
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: they're really intentionally designed to confuse you, overwhelm you, and
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: often those claims aren't real.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Really they've got they've got me plenty of times.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we say, you know, you can think about timo
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: where there's a lot of gamification. These sorts of tactics
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: are really effective in getting you to part with your money.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: And part of that's because they're designed with behavioral psychology
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: in mind. They know that they're effective, and yeah, they
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: do work. So we really want consumers to be on
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: a high alert thin this year.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: So when you say, like a lot of the countdown
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: clocks or so many people are looking at this or
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: even when so sometimes the prices are lower months ahead,
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: and then they hike the price and then they bring
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: it back down a little bit.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: All of those tactics are happening. Why are they not
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: kind of illegal, Well.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: Because a business is entitled to price their products. However,
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: they wish the fear trading actors in place to make
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: it illegal for people to mislead you. So that's that's
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: the key point. Really, it's about not misleaing you. I
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: think there are some rules around, like you know, you know,
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: a special has to be a meaningful opportunity to save
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: money for a limited period of time.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: It's still allowed to hike the price, you know, say
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: a few weeks before Black Friday, and then they can
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: be like, oh, fifty percent off but it's fifty percent
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: off the hiked price that.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: It depends on what context we're seeing that it could
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: be misleading if they've said this is the absolute best
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: price you're going to get it there. It's so dizzying.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: There are so many specials coming at you, left, for
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: and center, so many different ways of people presenting what
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: a discount looks like.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Are you going to get involved in Black Friday? Or
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: you think not for me not getting countdown clocked?
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't want to get countdown clock don't might
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: don't make me spend that.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Well, wait, so are you gonna Are you going to
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: get involved in Black Friday?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Or you just think it's a.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: Bit of a I mean, I think I representative of
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: a lot of New Zealanders and that I feel when
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: I see all these specials, I'm really tempted. But I
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: also know I can't trust myself. So I'm actually spending
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: less time on social media at the moment because those
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: those ads are targeted at me. Say, know, not exactly
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: what I want, but it's not what I need. I
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: just don't have that money, And I think, yeah, it
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: just looks it's so tempting.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Let's ay someone does want to do it. Okay, someone
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: wants to get the Christmas shopping. What are the things
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: you need to watch out for? What do you recommend?
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so beware of the pressure technic set we've talked about.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: Don't rely on the sales sign do your research and
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: you can use those free price comparison tools like price
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: spy or price me, which will let you look at
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: the historical price over time of a product.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I don't have all that time. There's a countdown clock.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got sixty seconds to buy twenty mattresses I
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: don't need right now.
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: Oh no, Well, thank you so much for your time,
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: and I'd appreciate it.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: And it's just so, it's just a double pump on
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: the side of the phone.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: You don't even think of.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: It as an it's society we're living in.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Hey, listen, are you really do appreciate your time this
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: morning for consumer inz Do you go and have a
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: wonderful Black Friday? Avoiding Black Friday?
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: Thank so much the Hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: To start our day with the New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: You can play a lot too.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Wherever you go.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Into this morning, We'll try and get ten out of ten.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: But soon as we get one answer wrong, that's it.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: It's all over.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now the quiz queen producer really comes and Ben's
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: also got another nickname for you, calls you the fun sponge,
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: doesn't he he does?
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Sometimes yeah, but your face not buying your back.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: You come on and you're like, all right, guys, down
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: the business. I'm well, who's going to suck the life
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: out of the room right now?
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: No.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I do appreciate it because I like to get on
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: to stuff exactly. But I thought you'd appreciate Would.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: You appreciate being called fun sponge in front of your
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: face or behind your back?
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: I hate to think what you call him?
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Lovely things?
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Jason? All right, let's get into a question number why already?
• 38:52
  Speaker 16: What is the national fruit of India? Is it mango,
• 38:56
  Speaker 16: papaya or banana?
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Wow? It could be any of those.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Close questions work normally they don't give you what you
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: know that one of.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: The answers like, it's mango.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: I think I read that recently okayo.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Came from I remember exactly where it came from.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Okay that is correct. I read that literally national friend
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: of India a mango. You love a mango.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, same, it's my favorite. Have you tried the dried mango?
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 39:33
  Speaker 8: Christian numbers?
• 39:34
  Speaker 16: Sorry sounds so fake. Sorry Christian number two. Australians Jilles
• 39:39
  Speaker 16: play what sport? That's rugby league? That's correct, like the league?
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Alright.
• 39:51
  Speaker 16: A plant that completes its life cycle in one year
• 39:53
  Speaker 16: is called what annuals, biennials or perennials.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Boys, Yeah, put your hand up. I was waving to somewhere.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Guys, very sorry, put your hand up like I don't,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: don't come to me and it's your turn.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you guys have now the other two.
• 40:13
  Speaker 16: But annuals by annuals, biennials or perennials.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: And it's yearly. Yeah, any she's a bloody green finger.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Annually you think would be.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: But maybe they're checking us with annuals by byllennialsals.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, I just want to create anials. Sounds great.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: That's like.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Annuals yearly, right, but then maybe that's.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Two yeah, perennials. I don't think it's perennials, do.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: You.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I was going to go with annuals. Let's look at it.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: If we're wrong, we're wrong. That is correct, Yeah, would
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: be stupid if.
• 40:55
  Speaker 16: The number pushing up before New Zealand Herald Deadly Quiz.
• 41:00
  Speaker 16: Popular YouTuber Jimmy Donaldson is also Jimmy Jackson by what
• 41:04
  Speaker 16: name mister Beast, Beautie Pie or Marshall.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I love it, mister Beast, mister Beast?
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Is it in front of the guests?
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah? That is correct.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Oh you recovered there.
• 41:17
  Speaker 16: Nice work that Question number five, how many great walks
• 41:22
  Speaker 16: are in Fjordland? Is it four?
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Two or three?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Walking on is not great, but you would love it,
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: you know. I do like a walk.
• 41:35
  Speaker 16: Great walks, Yeah, in Fjordland four two or three.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: It's a beautiful part of the country. I don't know
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: the answer.
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: The hits that Jona wan Ben podcast.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: First, we're trying to play the New Zealand Here All
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Day quiz. We're got pretty well today. We're up to
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: question number sex. Seven days ago.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: We had a win too, MITO remind you, so maybe
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Friday is our lucky day.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Loose on a Friday.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, Thanks to everyone that's sticks and
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: so far to help us.
• 41:58
  Speaker 16: Question number six, Which Native American tribe did Pocahontas belong?
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: Was it the choc Tour?
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: The poor Phartans.
• 42:06
  Speaker 16: I'm really am sorry that I'm probably translate wrong or
• 42:09
  Speaker 16: the Cherokee.
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: I might just show you them because you might need
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: to see the spelling.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Was it the Cherokee? The Cherokee? I'm pretty sure, isn't
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: you know? Yeah, it's hard tribe.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: You don't feel like that was a Doesny movie A
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: long time ago. They would go with like.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's Cherokee locking in Cherokee.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: That is incorrect.
• 42:34
  Speaker 16: Sorry, guys, it was the pow Pow whatans poor Fartans.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: No matter how times you say I'm confident but I'm
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: confidently doesn't help you out.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: I think I've seen Pocahontas like legitimately, I don't think
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: i've seen them.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Rember years and years ago.
• 42:52
  Speaker 16: Sorry, yeah, yeah, I really actually didn't know how to
• 42:54
  Speaker 16: say this word.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 42:55
  Speaker 16: I'm really sorry for butchering. Give it another guy, how heartens?
• 43:01
  Speaker 16: I think b O w H A T A in
• 43:03
  Speaker 16: it's hard because.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: We want to pronounce it like Marty, you know, yeah,
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: but I don't know if that's how they exactly pronounced.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: I'm going to google our mate, how do I spell it?
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: Double?
• 43:13
  Speaker 16: This is great radio A W H A T A Yeah,
• 43:20
  Speaker 16: we have this.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Here's our mate. He's the welcome.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: He's a guy that if you want to know the
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: pronunciation of everything, well we go with this guy. He's like,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: try to pronounce so many words, any words you can
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: think of.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: You've got an ad right now popping up on your YouTube.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: So talking through this. Here we mobile. Okay.
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: Hold ones are a painful fifteen seconds.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: It was a painful Radio three one.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: But then he will take a while ago. If you
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: are looking.
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: In American English versus power.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Time, take it back, Ben.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: There we go.