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She's Green... Wicked Movie Review w/ Mike & Gina | TBCC Patreon Teaser · The Big Cunty Couch

• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: It's been a minute.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: I wish my mic was green.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_00: That would be iconic.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: I wonder if I can change it in post.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: Well, think it gets a good thing.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: Based on our knowledge of based on our knowledge of color color theory, you can't.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_00: Um, that would be so funny if mine was just green and and not you.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: We should um leave and stop and do this again.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_00: Start over.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: Wowie, wowie, wowie.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_00: Wowie kapowee.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_00: This is this is not even season two.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: This is Patreon exclusive.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_00: It's been a hot second since we've been on camera.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: There's been a couple changes around here.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: Something has changed within me, honey.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: And something has changed without me.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: Um, welcome to our Patreon.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: It's our first Patreon episode.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: Can you believe it?
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: If you're here, it means you're paying, which all we can say is why.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: But thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: It's cash money, honey, and it's cash is what?
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_00: Green, just like me.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_00: And that's why we're doing this to sort of promote uh the money that we need.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_00: We need money, money, please.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, it's my wedding day, essentially.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: My dream come true.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_00: We are doing a wicked episode.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, we are recapping or just reviewing the movie that came out maybe six months ago.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: The calendar nine years ago.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: You know us.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_00: We don't we don't believe we don't do topical.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_00: We just do whatever feels whatever we want to do.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_00: And I wanted this.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_00: You've I asked for this.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_00: You've been wanting this for a long time.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: Since I was born.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: I think before we talk about it.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_00: You've been wanting this?
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_00: No! I've been wanting like this is too much.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: Is this the episode that like where we lose our all of our following?
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: Because actually, because it's like too losery, or like you guys are messed up, and why are you doing this?
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_00: I've been waiting for you to say this has taken us over the edge, but I'm like, your goat isn't helping.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_00: Goat gayest of all time.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: You're dressed as Alphabet, and I'm dressed as uh the second lead of the film, Dr.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: Dillaman.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_00: Daddy Dr.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_00: Dillaman.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: Daddy Dill.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: Honestly, you are your Dillaman in the typecast of it all.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_00: Well, after watching the movie a second time, after I'm actually Alphabet's dad.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: That's the that's the that's the role that I would get.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_00: That's the role that I would get.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just I was just like, I'm feeling this, like it's not the role I want, but it's the role that I deserve.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_00: Read for Dillaman, at least.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: Read and don't get the part.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's not it's not a good uh show for men.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: Except for Fiera.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's not a good what?
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: Show for men?
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: Short.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, Wicked's a short film, right?
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: God, it's it's nine short films.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: To me, it's a short film.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_00: Too short.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_00: My uh actual feedback is triple the length.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_00: I want more, more, more.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, sure, if they made it into a miniseries, I could get behind that.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: But as a as a film, no, you've been brainwashed.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: Everything has killed you and made you into a ghost.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_00: This is probably the most stuff I'm wearing on my head and face in any uh Welcome to My World episode.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: Last time I said, Oh, I feel like Gina, you took it so personally because I was wearing the fucking elf hat and ears.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_00: I was kidding.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: I know you were kidding.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: I wasn't actually like personal.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: Roll the tapes.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I was just like, girl, I know, I know the feeling.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_00: I meant to be empathetic or empathizing, but um, I was probably just bullying you.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: But you know what I will say?
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I'm sure yeah, you were you're in pain.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: If you're not used to it, it is a lot.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_00: But uh, I am loving the teeny nose job that those little spectacles are giving you.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's giving a pinched nose.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_00: I believe these are called pince-nez or pince pince nez, which is French.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: Um pincne.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: Literally means like pinched pinched nose.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: Not only are they squeezing my um nose, I'm they're magnifying everything.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_00: So every time I look at stuff, it's like I'm not hating it.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_00: We know.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Think about it.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: We've been thinking about it for as long as we've known each other.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_00: You're like, we need to work on that.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_00: What kind of doctor is Dr.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_00: Dillman?
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_00: Plastics.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_00: He's into plastics.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_00: He's into plastics, yeah.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_00: I gotta pull my pants down, hold on.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_00: Pull your pants down?
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, show us your goat cock for once.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_00: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_00: Um, it's like I can't make you do like bah and you can't make me battle cry.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you can ask me, um, what did I think of Wicked?
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, but also Just say just say the words, what did you think of Wicked?
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_00: What did you think of?
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_00: See, I thought it was um good for good.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_00: This is horrible.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's really horrible.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_00: It's really hard to take you seriously, to be honest.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: Uh how do you think I feel?
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: The green's a little dark.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_00: I'm 50 shades of green.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: It sucks.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_00: It's fine because the the hat is casting a shadow, so everything I think is blending together in the light of the dark.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: And a shadow in a bad way.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_00: I probably need to lean back.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_00: It's cool.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna hit the you're gonna hit the um topiary.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_00: Of which, if you're paying attention, we updated things a little bit around here.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we did.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_00: We got big walls of topiaries.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_00: Am I hitting the topiaries?
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_00: That's what like that noise is.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_00: We'll sit up.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we got Grecian columns, we got little diamond-y things hanging.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_00: We got a big diamond here.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'd say 24 carats.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_00: 24 carat.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_00: I had to guess.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: No, that is bigger than you'll ever know because it doesn't, it can't be captured.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_00: It can't read on camera.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: It can't.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: It's it's solid.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_00: Eight and a half inches.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_00: We decided that a lot of the um quality of life updates we made to the set are mostly for the guests.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_00: Because like sitting here looking at this, it's very, you know, it's experiential.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, we put in a lot of work and then we looked at the shot and it all looked the same.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_00: Very similar.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_00: Then we we were like, oh, it's this old time.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_00: For the guests for the guests, but tonight it just got.