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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: It's more of Mark Mark simone on seven tenor day
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  Speaker 1: is Friday and tomorrow daylight saving time after midnight, and
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  Speaker 1: I remember, you lose an hour asleep tomorrow night if
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  Speaker 1: you lose an hour, but it's worth it because then
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  Speaker 1: starting Sunday, it's light out until six thirty six forty
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  Speaker 1: every night.
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  Speaker 2: Spring is only two weeks away. Two weeks from now,
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  Speaker 2: next week's going to be in the sixties, so that's
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  Speaker 2: kind of like spring. Then you get just one more
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  Speaker 2: week and then it is spring. President Trump, when it
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  Speaker 2: comes to Iran, no deal, no deal, the deal is
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  Speaker 2: total surrender. He talked about it yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: And once again calling on all members of the Iranian
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  Speaker 3: Revolutionary Guard, the military, and the police to lay down
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  Speaker 3: their arms.
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  Speaker 4: Are only going to be killed.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and we'll see what happens.
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  Speaker 3: Oil prices where their action to reduce pressure on oil
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  Speaker 3: is eminent, and the oil seems to have pretty much
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  Speaker 3: stableize we had.
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  Speaker 4: It very low. I had to take this little detour.
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  Speaker 3: If it's okay with everybody, Scott, it's okay with you,
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  Speaker 3: Scott's someone has to put up with it.
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  Speaker 4: He said, you have to do this now. I said,
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  Speaker 4: I have to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Scott, right, but it's been very strong and everybody, including Scott,
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  Speaker 3: everybody feels we had really no choice.
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  Speaker 4: It was gonna They're going to hit us if we
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  Speaker 4: didn't hit them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Not a spike in oil. It's a spike. It's
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  Speaker 2: a spike. It's temporary, and there are steps that can take.
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  Speaker 2: They can release oil out of the strategic reserve, things
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  Speaker 2: like that to bring down the price.
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  Speaker 4: But they're tough and they want to fight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Ran, But they're tough and they want to fight,
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  Speaker 3: and they're calling.
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  Speaker 4: They're saying, how do we make a deal. I said,
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  Speaker 4: you're being a little bit late, and we want to
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  Speaker 4: fight now more than they do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they won't many many of those Iranian leaders trying
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  Speaker 2: to make a deal, not all of them. The President
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  Speaker 2: said he wants to have some say and who the
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  Speaker 2: new leader is, who we choose. They did have a
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  Speaker 2: list of some people that they would would have found acceptable.
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  Speaker 2: They believe some of them were killed in all of this,
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  Speaker 2: but they'll come up with a name.
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  Speaker 3: We have the greatest military anywhere in the world. Their
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  Speaker 3: navy is gone twenty four ships in three days.
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  Speaker 4: That's a lot of ships. They're anti aircraft weapons are gone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have eliminated, entirely eliminated the Iranian Navy, the
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  Speaker 2: Iranian Air Force is gone. And as far as offensive capabilities,
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  Speaker 2: the ability to launch Dron's missiles, it's down ninety percent.
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  Speaker 2: Actually that was earlier this morning. It's probably ninety two
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  Speaker 2: percent by now, so they're pretty much unable to do anything.
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  Speaker 2: At this point.
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  Speaker 3: The United States military, together with the wonderful Israeli partners,
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  Speaker 3: continues to totally demolish the enemy, far ahead of schedule.
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  Speaker 2: Well, all right, things are going well, it's day seven.
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  Speaker 2: It's only day seven, so imagine a week from now.
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  Speaker 2: This could be over in a week, two weeks, three weeks.
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  Speaker 2: They originally said four weeks, but it could be over
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  Speaker 2: very soon anyway. Hey, as I said, it's a spring
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  Speaker 2: in two weeks. Look at this, I'm getting Easter ads already.
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  Speaker 2: Here's one from a restaurant Easter dinner. Here's one Easter sale,
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  Speaker 2: so it's practically Easter already. That's good. Hey, remember talking
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  Speaker 2: yesterday about these fringe characters. They used to be mainstream,
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  Speaker 2: but Tucker Carlson, Megan Kelly, Candae Owens, they're just tossed
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  Speaker 2: out of whatever they were doing. Fired from their networks,
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  Speaker 2: off the air, so they start doing the show from
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  Speaker 2: home and their pajamas, and then they start spending money
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  Speaker 2: on it. They build a set in their house, they
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  Speaker 2: get some fancy cameras, and they start trying to distribute it.
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  Speaker 2: But they're just fringe characters. They're not really employed anywhere,
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  Speaker 2: and the only way they get any attention is to
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  Speaker 2: go nuts and say nutty things and attack President Trump
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  Speaker 2: and do all of that. And Tucker's been one of
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  Speaker 2: the worst. He's been sounding very very very offensive, anti semitic,
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  Speaker 2: totally anti Trump. Well, finally yesterday President Trump denounced him
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  Speaker 2: and cut him off. Finally, yesterday, Trump officially cut Tucker
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  Speaker 2: Carl some loose from his movement and said he big letters.
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  Speaker 2: He's not Maga. Tucker has lost his way. Told this
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  Speaker 2: to ABC News to Jonathan Carl, I knew it a
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  Speaker 2: long time ago. He's not Maga. Maga is saving our country,
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  Speaker 2: Maga is making our country grade. Tucker is none of
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  Speaker 2: the things that we are. Tucker is really not smart
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  Speaker 2: enough to understand that. Well, he's pretty smart. He's just
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  Speaker 2: lost his way. And they again, they're going crazy. You know,
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  Speaker 2: you're on a big network, you're getting millions and millions
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  Speaker 2: of viewers. You're fired, you're gone, it's over. Then you're
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  Speaker 2: at home getting thousands of viewers. So how do you
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  Speaker 2: get back to millions. Well, you try to get crazy.
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  Speaker 2: You say something crazy, and all of a sudden, all
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  Speaker 2: the fake news picks it up and your name is
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  Speaker 2: being quoted and they're talking about what you said. So
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  Speaker 2: it's like a drug. You get addicted. So you do
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  Speaker 2: it again the next day and the next day. He
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  Speaker 2: keeps saying crazier things, trying to get attention, but President
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  Speaker 2: Trump making it clear Tucker has nothing to do with him,
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  Speaker 2: or MAGA or anything. Now. Tucker Carlson was asked to respond.
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  Speaker 2: He said, quote, there are times they get annoyed with
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  Speaker 2: Trump right now, definitely included, but I'll always love him
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  Speaker 2: no matter what he says about me. All right, well,
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  Speaker 2: that's pretty gracious, But just remember when it comes to
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  Speaker 2: Tucker Carlson, Megan, Kelly, Candas and whoever else joins that
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  Speaker 2: crazy lunatic fringe. Tune them out. Just ignore them. It's
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  Speaker 2: like the new Alex Jones, that the new QAnon or
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  Speaker 2: whatever they are. Just ignore them. They're just internet fringe characters. Now, hey,
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  Speaker 2: after Iran, what could be next? Cuba president already talking
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  Speaker 2: about it. Cuba is going to fall too. Now that
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  Speaker 2: doesn't mean we're going to war with Cuba, but as
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  Speaker 2: the president points out, we cut off their oil, we
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  Speaker 2: cut off their money, cut off everything coming in from Venezuela,
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  Speaker 2: which for them was the sole source for a lot
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  Speaker 2: of things. And Cuba wants to make a deal, and
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  Speaker 2: they're working on this behind the scenes. They're already back
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  Speaker 2: channel shading on this. There'll be no more money, oil,
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  Speaker 2: or anything going to Cuba. Zero, he wrote on truth
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  Speaker 2: Social I strongly suggest they make a deal before it's
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  Speaker 2: too late. Now, when a guy says you better make
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  Speaker 2: a deal or else, well, you know, yeah, I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: But after watching what happened in Iran, that's a little different.
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  Speaker 2: He says you better make a deal or else. And
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  Speaker 2: just saw what happened in Iran, So expect something to
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  Speaker 2: happen in Cuba. Within a couple of months, will have
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  Speaker 2: liberated Iran. You'll have hopefully a decent leader in there,
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  Speaker 2: and Iran is no longer the big threat to Israel,
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  Speaker 2: to US, to the Middle East. It'll be amazing break
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  Speaker 2: then imagine if he liberates Cuba and it's not communist anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Now here's one of the left wing. The Democrats are
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  Speaker 2: so upset about Iran because you look at the past
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  Speaker 2: and you say, well, for twenty third year, all everybody
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  Speaker 2: on the left, all the Democrats, have said we got
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  Speaker 2: to get rid of the Ayatola. They've all said we
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  Speaker 2: got to liberate Iran. Why they're so upset because they
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  Speaker 2: realize if this is pulled off, and it looks like
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  Speaker 2: it could be. If this is pulled off, president Trump
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  Speaker 2: looks like the greatest foreign policy president in our lifetime. Also,
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  Speaker 2: this is the other reason they're very upset. It's the
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  Speaker 2: greatest thing that ever happened for Israel. It eliminates Israel's
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  Speaker 2: biggest threat. Remember it's Iran that was behind October seventh.
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  Speaker 2: It was a Ran that funds Hamas and Hezbola and
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  Speaker 2: hoodies and all that stuff. So you get rid of Iran,
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  Speaker 2: Israel is suddenly a thousand times safer. It's the best
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  Speaker 2: thing that ever happened to Israel. And the left does
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  Speaker 2: not like that. So imagine he'll he'll have Iran cleaned
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  Speaker 2: up within weeks, long before the mid terms. And that's
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  Speaker 2: a lot of things are based on the midterm elections.
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  Speaker 2: It's in the fall. You still got months and months
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  Speaker 2: and months, but that's a lifetime in politics. That's one
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  Speaker 2: reason the Christyome firing and the appointment of Mark Wayne Mullen.
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  Speaker 2: They don't want those hearings taking place anywhere near the
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  Speaker 2: midterms because the hearings will get ugly, they'll be all
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  Speaker 2: kinds of attacks on the present. So they want that
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  Speaker 2: out of the way, done, finished before the midterms, and
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  Speaker 2: then like Iran, all finished and cleaned up within a
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  Speaker 2: month or two. And then the only effect that has
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  Speaker 2: in the midterm is he looks like a foreign policy
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  Speaker 2: genius for pulling it off. Hey, you know, the oscars
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  Speaker 2: are March fifteenth. What's that a week from Sunday. It's
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  Speaker 2: a week from Sunday. Week from Sunday. The Oscars. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it's not such a big deal anymore. The oscars used
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  Speaker 2: to be a really big deal. Sixty million, eighty million,
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  Speaker 2: hundreds of millions, a billion people all over the world
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  Speaker 2: watching the Oscars. It's not such a big deal anymore.
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  Speaker 2: They're lucky if they get to twenty million viewers. So
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  Speaker 2: they're trying to think of something to get some big publicity,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm looking at stuff leaking out of there. The
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  Speaker 2: Academy wants Barbara streisand to perform on the show. I
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  Speaker 2: don't it's just probably the Academy. They're all these old, crusty,
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  Speaker 2: old Hollywood people. You know. I hate to break it
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  Speaker 2: to you. God bless her. She's an incredible, unbelievable singer.
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  Speaker 2: But I hate to break it to You're like, seventy
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  Speaker 2: five percent of the world doesn't know who the hell
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  Speaker 2: she is anymore. Barbara streisand what is she eighty five?
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  Speaker 2: I hate to break it to you, but I don't
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  Speaker 2: want get all upset. But you know, you go down
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  Speaker 2: the hall here to Zee one hundred great the greatest
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  Speaker 2: DJs and contemporary music are down there, but they're in
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  Speaker 2: their twenties. And if you walk down there with Barbara Streisan,
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  Speaker 2: they think it's your mother. They don't know who it
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  Speaker 2: is you brought down. They have no idea who it is.
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  Speaker 2: But on the other hand, who's big down there, Like
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  Speaker 2: you say the Weekend or Bruno Mars comes over to
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  Speaker 2: see you. You might not know who he is. You
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  Speaker 2: might say, Bruno Mars, I heard the name. I don't
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  Speaker 2: so I don't think Straishan's going to help them. And
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  Speaker 2: now they wanted the idea is now, you know, the
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  Speaker 2: publicist for the Oscars is also her publicist, so that
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  Speaker 2: helps make the deal. Robert Redford, of course passed away.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to be one of the big names Immemoriam
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  Speaker 2: and the tribute. So they'd like her to sing her
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  Speaker 2: immortal hit the Way We Were. They think this will
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  Speaker 2: be a powerful moment in memory of Robert Redford. She
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  Speaker 2: comes out live and sings the Way We Were. But again,
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  Speaker 2: sixty five percent of the audience isn't going to know
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  Speaker 2: what the hell this song is. They barely know who
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  Speaker 2: Robert Redford. I mean, I've just been realistic here. So
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if they'll pull this off, but look
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  Speaker 2: for that possibly to happen. Hey, you know, all we
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  Speaker 2: heard about is the Clintons and Jeffrey Epstein and they
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  Speaker 2: were on this trip where that's where the photo in
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  Speaker 2: the hot tub, the photos in the pool with these
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  Speaker 2: women and Bill Clinton testifying well I didn't did you
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  Speaker 2: actually have any sexual activities? No, No, I'd only met
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  Speaker 2: him a couple of Well, now here's the actual These
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  Speaker 2: are the details of the trip. It was two thousand
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  Speaker 2: and two. They were going to Asia Clinton Road on
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein's plane. Was him in Gallaine. Maxwell the snapshot
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  Speaker 2: in the hot water, the hot tub that they first stopped. Well,
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  Speaker 2: actually they went to Brunei. You remember the Saltan of Brunei.
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  Speaker 2: I guess they went to see him. They went to
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  Speaker 2: Brunei and they stayed in the Emperor Suite of the
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  Speaker 2: Empire Hotel in Brunei a twenty thousand dollars a night.
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  Speaker 2: This is twenty years ago, so it's like a forty
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars a night now. They stayed in this palatial
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  Speaker 2: suite in this in the suite and private suite. That's
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  Speaker 2: where the pool was, That's where the hot tub was,
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  Speaker 2: That's where the jacuzzi was. So it was not like
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  Speaker 2: a public thing. This was all in private. According to
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  Speaker 2: flight logs, the Clinton's travel it was actually Bill Clinton,
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  Speaker 2: not Hillary, traveled on the Lolita Express, the private jet
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  Speaker 2: to Brunei. Epstein, Maxwell and an associate named Sarah Kellen
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  Speaker 2: on board. They picked up Clinton in Japan where he
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  Speaker 2: waited at a naval air base. They picked him up
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  Speaker 2: and he brought with him Doug Band Doug Band, now
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  Speaker 2: the guy that formed TENEO, but back then was his
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  Speaker 2: chief advisor. Some used to say his bag man. But
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  Speaker 2: Doug Band and a guy named Mike, and two women
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  Speaker 2: whose names were listed as Janice and Jessica. These two
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  Speaker 2: women were brought along by the Clinton party on the trip.
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  Speaker 2: First stop was in Hong Kong for a night of whatever.
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  Speaker 2: They had some fun in Hong Kong, and then it
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  Speaker 2: was two nights in Brunei. Clinton played golf and had
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  Speaker 2: dinner with the Sultan of Brunei, a creep who's also
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  Speaker 2: been accused of sex parties and underage girls. How do
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  Speaker 2: you like that? And the sultan donated about five million
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  Speaker 2: to the Clinton Presidential Library. So I guess that's why
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  Speaker 2: Epstein wanted Clinton to go, because he can bring the
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  Speaker 2: Sultan to Breneid to dinner. Clinton denied knowing who the
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  Speaker 2: woman was in the pool with him. You see, Now
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  Speaker 2: this is important because if it was in a hotel
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  Speaker 2: and you're in a pool, there's a woman there with
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  Speaker 2: you and you said I didn't know the woman. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know who she is. Now you're thinking, well, it's
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  Speaker 2: the hotel pool. If you go to pool in the hotel.
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  Speaker 2: There could be a lot of people there you don't
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  Speaker 2: know who they are. But now it turns out it's
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  Speaker 2: not the hotel pool. It's the pool in your private room,
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  Speaker 2: in your suite. So if she's in your suite with you,
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  Speaker 2: I would think you know who the woman is. I
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  Speaker 2: would think you could find out who was in your
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  Speaker 2: suite with you. So when he says he doesn't know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm buying that anyway. We'll take some
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  Speaker 2: calls next eight hundred. Hey, last time we took calls,
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  Speaker 2: went a weird up with callers. Let's get some good
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  Speaker 2: callers this time. All of our our loyal regulars all
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  Speaker 2: over the country call me one eight hundred three two
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