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Butterfly Doors | Son of a Boy Dad #333 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, alrighty.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Today it is September eighth, two pm. We are here
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  Speaker 4: live from each qu trays good afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: Feels like fall, feels like fall.
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  Speaker 1: It feels like ball.
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  Speaker 3: It feels like ball football.
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  Speaker 4: Really, though, that seventy degree weather is crisp, as good
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  Speaker 4: as it gets. It's as good as it gets. How
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  Speaker 4: someone could prefer the summer over the fall confuses me.
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  Speaker 3: I think you do?
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  Speaker 1: I do?
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  Speaker 3: I think a lot do really? I do a lot of.
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  Speaker 4: Summerheads school children. Yeah, I think, Well, you're grown up
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  Speaker 4: kind of being forced to be like summer is my
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  Speaker 4: favorite season.
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  Speaker 1: I agree with that. Once you have the autonomy to
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  Speaker 1: not have to go into school mm hm once once.
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  Speaker 1: That's once you hit twenty two years old. You can't
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  Speaker 1: enjoy the fall. But it's more for me the sunsets.
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  Speaker 1: M I want daylight. I want to maximize my daylight.
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  Speaker 3: True.
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  Speaker 1: True, I do like fucking seventies.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do like that.
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  Speaker 3: I look better in the dark. It's true. People stop
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  Speaker 3: asking me in the fall why I'm so pale?
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  Speaker 1: You have better than the shadows.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone comes back to me, we all kind of then
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  Speaker 3: we're all looking like ship.
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  Speaker 4: You're just a silhouette eight months of the year.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you?
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  Speaker 1: What do you get when you're really tan? Like, how
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  Speaker 1: do you how does it present on you?
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  Speaker 4: Freckles?
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  Speaker 3: Just just a little healthy color, I look healthier.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't get freckles though, you know that that flavor.
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  Speaker 4: Has the laser removed every morning.
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  Speaker 3: Not too many.
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  Speaker 1: Freckles every day? Good ones, I've fucking I've I got
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  Speaker 1: shoulder freckle, freckles late on set, shoulder flip freckles over
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  Speaker 1: like the last ten years.
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  Speaker 4: It's from the sun. Actually this year sounds like you're
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  Speaker 4: enjoying those sunsets a little too much.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I was told I need to see dharmatologist. Year sucks
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  Speaker 1: ass are you guys in the Diram game?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I got it, though I had a couple of spots
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking to get removed zapped.
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  Speaker 1: Just plastic compound neva.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what people aren't talking enough about, how
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  Speaker 3: the full body scan of the dermatologist is way worse
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  Speaker 3: than the turn your head and cough at your primary
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  Speaker 3: care physician.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it might as well be a brawser.
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  Speaker 3: Shoot, dude, they they do a lift of your balls, peen.
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  Speaker 1: They say, put your head into the couch and spread
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  Speaker 1: your cheeks.
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  Speaker 3: They give you a wooden soup. Ladle. What if you
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  Speaker 3: what if you.
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  Speaker 4: Just tell them you're like, I'm good, Like my balls
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  Speaker 4: are fine.
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  Speaker 3: If there was an issue, why then that's that's us
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  Speaker 3: telling the chef to get out of the kitchen. I mean.
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  Speaker 1: The doctor's office, say I want.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody wants that. You shouldn't want that. You're going there,
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  Speaker 3: You're going the whole nine yards.
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  Speaker 4: But like if I got to I got a couple
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  Speaker 4: specific locations I'm looking to get checked.
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  Speaker 1: But how do you know? How do you know what's
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  Speaker 1: going on in your asshole? What if there's a big
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  Speaker 1: Like they can look at percized mole.
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  Speaker 4: If they want to look at my asshole, they can
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  Speaker 4: they do. I don't suggest anyone looking at my asshole,
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  Speaker 4: but they're allowed to.
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  Speaker 1: It's the perverse of medical school, Like how can I
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  Speaker 1: just snap pictures of everybody? But most people are fine.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is a tough one though, because it's like spooky.
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  Speaker 1: You used to think the perverts of medical school are
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  Speaker 1: the guys who go into giving gynecologists and like plastic
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  Speaker 1: surgeons who give like breast augmentations. But that's actually artists.
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  Speaker 1: They're artists, but they're craftsmen too. Like they're getting dirty.
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  Speaker 1: They got a titty like up by the nipple and
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  Speaker 1: they're hitting it with a bone saw. It's so fucking violent.
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  Speaker 3: Guys are solving body dysmorphia. Isn't that amazing? Or do
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  Speaker 3: you think they're solving it or they're enhancing it?
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  Speaker 1: Enhancing I think that there's nobody that just like gets
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  Speaker 1: one procedure and they're like, I'm curd Yeah. True, it's
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  Speaker 1: just slippery slope. Yeah fuck yes, bro, which is a
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  Speaker 1: logical fallacy? Is that true? Slippery slope logical fallacy?
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  Speaker 4: I mean it makes sense. You know, you get the
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  Speaker 4: tits and then you're like, well, I'm not gonna not
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  Speaker 4: get the ass.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonnakno get a penis, but I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: not get my labyish crafted into a penis.
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  Speaker 3: Like do it, Harry, what would you get done if
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  Speaker 3: you had to get one thing done? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It's a good question.
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  Speaker 3: I got I know what you should do.
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  Speaker 4: I guess I'd probably have like my hips like shaved
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  Speaker 4: down a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: I think you would do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't really care about that anymore. I just
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  Speaker 4: don't show people my my side profile.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean you think he would do?
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  Speaker 4: So make sure I look at them from the front.
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  Speaker 3: If I were his doctor and I were telling him
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  Speaker 3: what I think he should get done, because he you're thin,
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  Speaker 3: but part of a double you could just pull that tight.
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  Speaker 3: It's not your fault, it's your fault.
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  Speaker 1: Has he Has he told you this?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so you've talked about this, You're not
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  Speaker 1: just like assessing him.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if he's ever told it to me.
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  Speaker 3: It's the first thing I saw.
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  Speaker 4: I've definitely talked about before. But yeah, no, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I would get that done.
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  Speaker 1: Circling it like doctor Miami.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is your problems, the sharpie.
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  Speaker 4: Because I honestly think getting something that actually you could
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  Speaker 4: benefit from is worse. Why, Like, I think you want
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  Speaker 4: to go with something that's not like a big because
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  Speaker 4: then people are gonna be like, look to see what
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  Speaker 4: he fucking did.
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  Speaker 1: Like it was too drastic.
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  Speaker 4: His joline didn't look like that. Yeah, exactly, Like I
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  Speaker 4: would say that rather than if I just got my
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  Speaker 4: hips shaven down a little bit, talking like two inches
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  Speaker 4: on both sides.
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  Speaker 3: Tops hip shave is really a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yet, let me see, Like, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Too high, too wide, wide or too high too wide?
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  Speaker 1: You're hippie.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm big hippie, hippie long stocking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just looking to get them shaved.
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  Speaker 1: See, I have really narrow hips carved. I've really never
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  Speaker 1: noticed that about you.
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  Speaker 4: Because you've never seen movie without my shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Off, and your hips flare when you don't have your
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  Speaker 1: shirt on.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're popping. Really yeah, I'm mostly hip.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah. I have noticed you going through doorways sideways.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a lot, which I guess that's why. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because you have childbearing hips.
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  Speaker 3: Are you curvy hips?
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  Speaker 1: Oh we might be.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah curvy, Yeah, but not in a good way.
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  Speaker 1: Our glass figure.
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  Speaker 4: Not quite opposite.
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  Speaker 3: That's curvy. Beauty is all in the eye of the beholder.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, mine's not. No one's liking it.
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  Speaker 1: Does it come from your family? Oh yeah, they all
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  Speaker 1: have curvy hips.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. It's a good question, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: So, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of a dude being self conscious about
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  Speaker 1: his hips. You know it's crazy hips. Chris Jenner's husband,
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  Speaker 1: Corey Gamble. You know who I'm talking about. I've heard
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  Speaker 1: you guys know who I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I do. Corey big hip.
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  Speaker 1: Corey Gamble. Let's see if we can find some images
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  Speaker 1: of I gotta put it in.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like he would. It sounds like a future barstool employee,
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  Speaker 4: Corey Gambles.
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  Speaker 1: I can't find fucking a great image of his hips.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of his hips. You can't really see his hips.
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  Speaker 4: He just looks fat.
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  Speaker 1: If he's not fat, he's just hippie.
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  Speaker 4: He's just big hips. See that's the curse of the hip.
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  Speaker 1: He's wearing like silk here and you can kind of
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  Speaker 1: still see his hips. Maybe that's bad.
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  Speaker 4: He's two fifty at least all hit. It looks like
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  Speaker 4: it's just all stomach.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's his hips down the bruise vacuum sealed as
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  Speaker 1: are stealing big hips. I'll probably get some hair put
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  Speaker 1: on the front of my chin. Yeah, so I would
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  Speaker 1: look like fucking eminem You're gonna get a hair transplant.
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  Speaker 3: On your beard.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's gotta be a tough one, just walking around
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  Speaker 4: with a COVID mask on for a month.
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  Speaker 3: It's just over your.
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  Speaker 1: Face with like dotted temples. Attack me.
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  Speaker 4: Those people don't get enough credit. I can't imagine leaving
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  Speaker 4: the house with one of those.
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  Speaker 1: Turkish beard transplants.
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  Speaker 4: Turkish hair transplants. Yeah, and it just looks like someone
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  Speaker 4: just shaved the top of your head, like through the skin.
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  Speaker 3: All of this has been so normalized though, that women
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  Speaker 3: women getting plastic surgery on their face. You said, well, everyone,
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  Speaker 3: it would be bad if you did something that actually helped,
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  Speaker 3: because everyone would know, oh yeah, but but it Now
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  Speaker 3: it is natural to compliment the thing instead of pretending
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  Speaker 3: as if it didn't happen. Wow, you look amazing what
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  Speaker 3: you have done. Yeah. Oh, they did my cheekbones, and
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  Speaker 3: they did my filler.
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  Speaker 1: What's your doctor's name? Yeah, what'd you get, Francis?
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  Speaker 3: Would I get done? Well? I would definitely do a
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  Speaker 3: little hair, uh, sort of on the male pattern baldness
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  Speaker 3: like here transplant situation. Really, I'm a little thin up
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  Speaker 3: herea in the front.
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  Speaker 1: I could see you doing all black hair like like
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  Speaker 1: Ryan Day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't know if I had dark black hair,
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  Speaker 3: look like one of those cast members of that teenage
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  Speaker 3: Vampire series.
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  Speaker 4: And you just look like you have like lego hair
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  Speaker 4: Twilight if you have.
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  Speaker 1: But but you would have to get the eyebrows done.
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  Speaker 3: To look like I live in the Pacific Northwest.
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  Speaker 1: I think that'd be nice, though I didn't give it
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  Speaker 1: a try. Jet black black, just go jet black.
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  Speaker 3: With my complexion and my piercing blue eyes. I think
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  Speaker 3: it would be a good look. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think you got to try. You have to try
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  Speaker 1: it for at least a year.
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  Speaker 3: I'd look sun starved. It could be nice, like a
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  Speaker 3: photo negative in real time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you could probably get like a roll in like
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  Speaker 4: a Twilight. You know, the Twilight movie already was almost
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  Speaker 4: the first thing.
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  Speaker 3: Was there about thirty seconds ago.
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  Speaker 4: All good, feeling a little slow today.
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  Speaker 1: I'd probably get my my knees reversed to.
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  Speaker 3: Just got them straight up reversed.
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  Speaker 1: That word butterfly doors.
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  Speaker 4: There's probably something that you could get removed so that
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  Speaker 4: your knee goes both ways. You think, so, yeah, like
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  Speaker 4: getting like one of your ribs removed.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine just having imagine sitting down with your knees back.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. They said Marilyn Manson had it. That was the
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  Speaker 3: myth that had moved to suck his own dick. Fuck that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm having four roobs removed so I can eat my
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  Speaker 3: own ass. I'm going all the way. Yeah, okay for
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  Speaker 3: a penny.
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  Speaker 1: In for a pound, right, do you want to be
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  Speaker 1: licking your lower back?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going all the way around. Threw my legs
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  Speaker 3: and stare and you're going all the way.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't you wouldn't do like a reverse backwards.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, well it'll save him time at the college to.
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  Speaker 3: Get my spine remo.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well then I'm a paraplegic.
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  Speaker 4: Then you're just head and heading ass.
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  Speaker 3: And balls some gumby. Yeah, but then you.
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  Speaker 4: Get then you just need someone to just like place
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  Speaker 4: your head.
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  Speaker 1: By your ass, Right, you just get your dick taken
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  Speaker 1: off so you can just suck it without having.
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  Speaker 3: You Oh maybe i'd have my dick raised. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 3: a little closer. Yeah, I got my dick raised. Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 3: it's it's fourteen inches higher than it was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Anatomically, why did dicks have to be there? Is
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  Speaker 1: it like the gravity of digestion that brings everything down
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  Speaker 1: to the bottom, like your penis.
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  Speaker 3: I bet that has something to do with it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Why does it have to can't we have our dicks
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  Speaker 1: on our sternomes like, man, that would be great, or
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  Speaker 1: at least belly button.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it would have.
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  Speaker 1: I mean all of our wardrobes, every piece of clothing
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  Speaker 1: is built on where the penis is.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine what we'd have to rebuild if your dick was
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  Speaker 1: at your belly button.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be wearing a papoose on my front.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't even know what I would go with
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  Speaker 1: a fanny pack.
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  Speaker 4: I guess you have to wear a fanny pack, keep
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  Speaker 4: your penis in it, and.
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  Speaker 3: Then people wouldn't know if you had a bulge because
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  Speaker 3: you were overweight or because you had a huge, huge trick. True,
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  Speaker 3: be kind of fun.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be nice to have fat growing around your dick
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 3: Just hung like a pregnant woman, you see that third trimester.
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  Speaker 1: Just bundling up around it. What do you guys been
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  Speaker 1: up to? Man?
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  Speaker 3: I had a crazy weekend?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Crazy?
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  Speaker 4: Do tell I did not at all?
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  Speaker 3: My weekend was butt fuck.
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  Speaker 4: My weekend could not have been less crazy. No, just
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  Speaker 4: a very tame weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, let's hear about yours.
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  Speaker 4: Sleep by twelve up at nine.
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  Speaker 1: No, I want to hear about butt fuck tell me
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  Speaker 1: about but fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Uh my mom. My dad went to my dad's on
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  Speaker 3: a golf trip with his buddies. My mom was alone,
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  Speaker 3: and at this age they get lonely without each other.
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  Speaker 3: So I felt bad and I called my mom and
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: told her to come visit me in New York. And
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  Speaker 3: she flew down the next morning. This was on Thursday,
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  Speaker 3: and she stayed with me. Is this all?
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  Speaker 4: Are we talking upstate or in the in the Brooklyn
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  Speaker 4: n Yeah, So I gave her.
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  Speaker 3: I gave her my my bedroom, and I took the couch.
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  Speaker 6: It.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's tough. I mean, you know my apartment.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's tough to have two people in.
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  Speaker 4: There, supposedly, I just keep hearing about it small it is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean trust me, like, I don't think
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  Speaker 3: we could have fit one more, which unfortunately excludes me
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  Speaker 3: again from us having watching ball in my place.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna have to be a one one situation.
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  Speaker 3: It's just the bathroom, you know, everything. Whatever the point is.
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  Speaker 3: She took the bedroom, I took the couch. I slept
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  Speaker 3: on the couch and we went to dinner, and then
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  Speaker 3: we went to a play We saw this play called
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Oh Mary because Roan recommended it. I remember it was
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  Speaker 3: so fucking good.
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  Speaker 4: I heard it was funnier than hilarious Book of Mormon.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Do you think it was up there?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, up in that realm, I would say. You know,
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  Speaker 3: you saw the original lead and that person had been
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  Speaker 3: replaced the person who wrote the play and directed it for.
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  Speaker 4: The Book of Mary or the Book of Mormon.
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  Speaker 1: Book of Mary. Did you have an Afro American No,
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  Speaker 1: for the lead.
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  Speaker 3: The lead was originally that that trans person or like
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: a gender non binary person. Huh who who? You know.
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  Speaker 3: The whole play is very gay and LGBT themed, but
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: it's a historical farce whatever. Camille nan Gianni's now playing Lincoln,
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: which was cool. Lincoln's in it, Yeah, it's Mary Todd Lincoln.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Trans Lincoln's in it.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Better the Trans Lincoln Railroad, better than Trans Lincoln.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: It's great. Anyway, we watched that, then we got home.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: He freed the slaves, and then he freed himself from
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: the shackles of being a man.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Cut his dick right off his stomach and said, I'm
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: starting over.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Rail.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: So then on on Friday I went I left in
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: the morning and my Mom texted me and was like, Hey,
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I'm really enjoying this, so I think I'll stay another night.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And I was like in my apartment, I
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: guess I'm sleeping on the couch again. Whoopee Daisy for
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: being nice. Yeah, you give him mouse a cookie. But
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: she said, let's uh see if we can go to
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: the US Open. And I was like, Okay, holy shit,
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: that's hard to.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Do, but let's let's see about that. You're gonna text
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: your guys.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I I hit up some people and managed
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: to get a guy who got us tickets for free. Yeah,
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: And we went and they were not good seats. They
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: were like pretty pretty far away, and it's very steep
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: in that stadium, the farther that you get from the court.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: The vertigo nightmare.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you kind of like get a little nervous walking
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: down to your seats and getting up to go get
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: a hot DOGR.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Thoughts also like I could launch myself onto Center Court
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: right now and live in a SHERI POV's day pretty much.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: But we went, and the hardest part was we drove
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: and getting out there was a fucking nightmare. We we
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: we got into the fucking you know, Arthur Ashe Stadium
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: traffic line where they were sending us down to park
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: by where the Mets plays that's still called Ciel Cityfield. Yeah,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: and my mom's got, you know, bad knees. And I
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: kept asking if there were any like slightly closer satellite
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: lots that we could park in, and they were like, no,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: you're going over there, yeah, yeah, And it was fucking
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: miles away. So we got to a point where we
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: at this point, we're now like thirty five minutes late,
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: even though we'd arrived on time, because we're trying to
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: just navigate this crazy shit. And we kind of got
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: to a point where we're like, you know what, maybe
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: we should just bail on this. Damn go watch it
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: from home. And it was a nightmare. So I circled
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: us out of the Arthur ash area and then I
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: went into Spanish Queens and I'm in neighborhoods filled with
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Hispanic people. Yeah, and I'm going up and down the
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: streets and it's free parking if you can find it.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: But there weren't any spots. And I saw an opening
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: between two beat up vent Mini vans that was so small,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: so small, but I said, this is our only shot,
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: and I then did a seventy four point parallel part.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not making you weren't going to be denied.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Dude, When I wish I had taken a picture. Behind
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: me there was a license plate that had one of
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: those sort of black frames around it that came out
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: a little bit. My car was touching the frame, and
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: then in front of me was that much space. Yeah,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: two inches at most.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't even believe the physics that I had been
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I don't understand how I was able to do that.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: I went up on the curb and then and then
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: brought it down.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Are you sure the minivans were beat up before
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: you got there?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Bro. A guy, a guy him across the street
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: who was sitting out on his stoop with like six
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: or seven family members, came over and started directing me
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: in Spanish. Oh wow, And did you know it? I understood, Yeah,
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: I understood what he was saying, but I don't know
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: what the translations were. It wasn't like stop go, stop go. Yeah,
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: it was it was like he was like, you know,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: making sounds that worked for me. And when when we
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: got out of the car, I thanked him and I
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: said grass mucho gras buenas no chase, and they said buenos.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: And the only reason we finished the park was because
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: they had told me that the car in front of
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: me would be leaving in twenty minutes, because I wouldn't
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: have been able to get out.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it makes sense.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I locked the Center and then we went to the stadium.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: We walked about twenty minutes. Anyway, it was still twenty minutes.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't have it was not as far as I don't think.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: And we went in and we got our seats, and
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: by the we got there, like three or four games
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: into the first set, we were watching Center play Felix
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: ogre Ol Yasim and it was the semifinal and my
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: buddy texted me and he was like, hey, did you
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: make it to the US Open tonight? I said, yeah,
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I'm here with my mom. And he goes, oh, I'm
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: doing this collaboration with the Cadillac Box. I can get
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: you guys in. Come down. So I turned to my
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: mom and I said, all right, are you willing to
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: make one more trip here? She said sure, and we
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: went down and we got into this box and bro,
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: we had eaten shitty pizza I had gotten her a
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: slice of pizza. That was all they had up where
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: we were sitting in the box. They had seedar plank, salmon, sushi,
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: they had short rib, they had pastas, they had all
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: kinds of stuff, unlimited free alcohol. It was air conditioned,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: nice bathrooms, and then the seating outside through the door
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: was general seating and there's like three rows of eight seats,
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: and my mom and I went and sat down and
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: were sitting there, and all of a sudden a guy
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: comes and has to come into the row past me,
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: and so I stand up and I go, oh, sorry,
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: and he looks at me and he goes, oh, I
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: love you. And it was Anthony Rizzo. Oh wow, the
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: first baseman for the God. And I was like, oh
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: my God, I love you. And he goes, swear to God.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: My wife and I were driving the other day in
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: traffic and I started to pull out into the breakdown
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: and skip it, and she said, Francis would not approve.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: We're both fans of that. And then I talked to
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: him for the rest of the rest of the match.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: He gave me his phone number. At the end, she
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: come on the pod. He will he's talking to me
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: about comedy. They well, he's been to the comics strip,
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: oh in New York. Yeah, what he's been to Open
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: mic Night?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Oh? Wow?
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Has he got the comic strip? No, he just goes
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: to watch. I was like, dude, why would you ever
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: do that?
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Where does he live? Does he live by it?
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: I think so? Yeah. I don't want to dock him.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: But you stop yourself.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: They go to like, I'm like, you guys got to
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: come to the You think that was fun, you should
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: come to the fuck it.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, across the street, Yeah, one door down. No, what
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: isn't the comic strip right next to the cellar?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: You're thinking of Village Underground?
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Your Village Underground is the cell you're thinking of?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Greenwich Comedy thought Greenwich?
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: I thought the comic strip was right there too.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: No, it's on. It's on like eighty first and second.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. The comic strip is where I like got
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: passed for Late night and cut my teeth. The holding
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: audience is hostage on Monday nights.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: I've been there.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I've been there. I don't know what I'm thinking of.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: It's pretty rundown.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking of another, isn't it. There's that doesn't matter.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: He's right, you're thinking of Greenwich Comedy.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Club, which has at three o'clock show.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: No, I know Greenwich and there Now I thought there
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: was a third.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Well, Greenwich used to be the Boston Comedy That's.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: What I was singing of that shut down.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, I had a great time with him. Diplow
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: was in the box. There's all these famous people, and
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know who some of them were. I
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: was pretty famous, he was famous. He left at some
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: point to get on a private jet because he was
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: playing a show in Vegas that night at three in
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: the morning. Dude, We're at the US Open and it's
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: like it's like nine pm.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: And he leaves Vegas.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: The box.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Huh who did he say to He just announced it
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: to the box.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I had another buddy who was the who was sitting
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: like next to him or talking to him or something.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Travels fast, but the food was unbelievable. We went back
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: match ends, we go to our car, we drive home,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: and uh, yeah, it was cool. It was cool to
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: like get her into that awesome experience.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah that is cool, sounds fun.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so nice to spend time with your mom like that.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm sitting next to Anthony Rizzo and a guy
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: comes up. We're in the front row of the box
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: and a guy there below us is the main sort
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: of walking ring around the first tier of seatings. Yeah,
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: and a guy was coming by and he came up
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: to me and was like, hey, you know love your work.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Can I get a picture? And so I leaned over
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: and took a selfie with him, and he kept going
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: and I turned to Anthony Rizzo and I was like,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: you know, I think I think the problem is that
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: you just give off a vibe where you don't want
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: to take pictures with people, whereas I'm clearly putting it
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: out there that I'm willing and respect my fans.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: That's why you got into box. He will be seen.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: And then five minutes later he was up on the
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: jumbo tron with his name Anthony Rizzo, and I'm like,
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: right there.
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: Look at us.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would have been sick if you got if
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: you got a cropped in.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I met Anthony Rizzo at the UH after I think
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: maybe LSU won the national championship, and we were on
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Bourbon Street. We had like shot some kind of show
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: or something like that, and we were on Bourbon Street
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: with a bunch of people drinking, and uh, Anthony Rizzo
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: came and like met up with everybody. But I didn't
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: know who he was or that he was like meeting
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: up with everybody, and I just thought that he was
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: like just like like kind of like sliding up and
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: joining the group. And I was like, puff of my chest. Guy,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, chill, that's Anthony Rizzo.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: That's four time All Star and two or three times
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Gold Glove winner Anthony Rizso you're.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: A pussy, we can see you.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Twenty sixteen Chicago Cup World Series winner Anthony Rizzo. Dude,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: he is the most down to earth professional athlete I've
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: ever met, ye to a point where I was like,
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: hey man, you should kind of present yourself a little
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: more above where you're at. He was asking me questions.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: He was like, first of all, he's very close friends
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: with Dante.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Oh really Yeah, that's funny.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I love Dante, but a lot
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: of people think he's crazy. Yeah, And then he said,
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: so do you kind of like what do you think
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: of Tommy Smokes? And I'm like, what do you think? Well,
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: what do you mean like and he's like, yeah, have
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: you kind of you know, I think he's really funny.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: I'm a big Tommy Smokes guy, and I'm like, he
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: would nut himself to hear you say that. Yeah, he
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: watched all of Barstool Beach House. Dang, because mostly because
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Dante was honest yeah yeah, and was just like, you know,
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: a big I think he's a huge Barstol fan.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious, but like a truly in the weeds barl Yeah. Yeah,
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: watching Barstool Beach House.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I think a billion people watch that, so.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Really on the World World, Yeah.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: There was like the Slum to Mumbai. We're like gathering
• 28:30
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• 28:32
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• 28:34
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• 28:37
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• 28:40
  Speaker 4: And it's pretty insane. Other Twitter numbers are just blatantly
• 28:43
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• 28:46
  Speaker 4: everyone knows. It's not like I posted a I have
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: a burner account on Twitter and like I'll post like
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: a clip of me gaming and I'll wake up and
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: it'll have like twenty thousand views, and I'm like, there's
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  Speaker 4: three hundred people know about this account.
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  Speaker 3: Well you got some kind of magic touch on Twitter, dude. Well,
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: I just know how to use Twitter. You say that,
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: I still don't really understand or agree with your decision
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: to retire your account because it was doing too well.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's the best decision I've ever made, insane. Freed
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: me from the shackles.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Because you felt immensely.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: The timeline too much pressure.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Too much pressure, Yeah, too much pressure, and there was
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: I couldn't post anything I wanted like it was everything.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: I had to be a funny joke.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Or else your account would have like basically see sugisting
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: like it does now.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: You still have like six hundred thousand followers in there.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Why don't you go back to it?
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Just four twenty okay went down a lot, perfect number,
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: though it might be even lower than that.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: In perfect number, whatever the case, you should have gave
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  Speaker 1: it up for a beach house.
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  Speaker 4: I'll sell it if any of you guys want to
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  Speaker 4: buy it.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Wise under grand Can I say I'm used to no,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: all right, it's not worth it. I want to tweet
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: like twenty like eighteen SaaS Bangers.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a bad idea, dude. Last night I
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: walked to the waterfront and Dumbbow and I sat on
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: a park bench and lit a joint and watched the
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: boats go by and looked at the bridges as they
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: were lit up, and people watched, And as I sat there,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: sort of ruminating on life, I was struck by an epiphany,
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: a very clear thought in my mind, which is that
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: I don't think that there is anyone I've ever met
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  Speaker 3: in my life with whom I have less in common.
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  Speaker 3: I have more in common with Frank the Tank than
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: I do with you.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't think it's true. From New Jersey, a
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  Speaker 4: couple of Jersey guys.
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  Speaker 3: You are. You are a cat and I am a dog.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: We are absolutely. I am doing everything I can to
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: try to gain attention and success, and you are retiring
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Twitter accounts because they're going too nuclear.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: Now there's more to the Twitter thing. It's just it
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: was like it was like if you posted the traffic
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: video only, and then if you ever posted anything that
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: wasn't the traffic video, people were.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Like, fuck this.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: But I played the game and I was done. I said,
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: my time's over. Couldn't you play the game anymore?
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Couldn't you are? I understand what you're saying, and I
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: think there's validity, and I honestly appreciate your like artistic
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: truth to yourself or whatever to say.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Like it was really just like it was more just
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: like a time.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: So I don't want to live in this box anymore.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: But what about if you had continued to sort of
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: keep it alive somewhat and then post your like tour dates.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: But yeah, wouldn't people have.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I did that for a little bit, and then it
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: was kind of just like I was like I would
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: post toward dates because I also didn't really post a
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: lot from there in general, so it'd be like I
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: would post a toward eight lose a thousand followers. It
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: wasn't people like, it wasn't people that were following me
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: to see me.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't even know you were real.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: They just wanted it was literally just like a viral Twitter.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I think that there's also like a school of thought
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: that it's kind of like Mark Maguire retiring before they
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: started testing for steroids was like under Elon's Twitter, under
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: a right wing Twitter, like, you wouldn't be able to survive,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Like no, you like you lived and flourished in this
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: liberal utope exactly and just.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Like that pretty much. Yeah yeah, he just what I
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: was a big lib on Twitter.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Wow. And now it's like now that we have like
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: somebody getting stabbed on like a train, and everybody's like,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: why is it's not getting more coverage one hundred and
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: sixty seven thousand retweets? Yeah, yeah, like you play that game.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think you could thrive in that game.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Everyone in the world has watched this video three times.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Damn dude, Alexandros the sasquatch over here.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I just don't think you could survive.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Who thought?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe Blue Sky's more your I.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Could probably make it happen on Blue Sky.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Imagine if you went dumb on Blue Sky, you probably
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: are over there, honestly, and we just don't know.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, under a different name.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we just don't know that you're like the em
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Miles Chong of Blue Sky.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Just commenting on Indonesia's government.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Or what's the Chinese one? What's that? What's that China's
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: big social media we chat? Maybe we chat.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Well, that's an app they have which is frankly awesome. Yeah, maybe,
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: except it all like algebra equations and like math games
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: for children. Dude, their TikTok is unbelieved. It's not so educative.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: It's it's like truly an uplifting and helpful for their
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: society tool.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: It's like a fully different it's not even the same app.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: I think the actual like the TikTok that we have
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: in America, I think is fully banned in China.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Teenagers in China their parents are like, you can use
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: this app, but you have to spend a minimum of
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: an hour. Have you done your TikTok yet? No? All right,
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: no dinner for you.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Let me check out screen time?
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Not enough?
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: But uh, I think that. I mean, there is a
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: tab on current TikTok, like the STEM tab where you
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: can put that setting on for your kids and justice, like,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: oh really, science, technology, engineering and math, and that's all
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: your algorithm can be if you want it to. I've
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: gone on the tab. It fucking sucks, ass, it's so
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: fucking boring, just brutal. And I think also as Americans,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: we have like this high level fetishization of being like, well,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: fucking China and India are getting fucking smart at fuck
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: behind our backs, like while we're just twiddling our thumbs.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Like watch like a live stream of like anywhere in China,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: and it's just like like literally a hundred million people
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: are just like gambling in the street, like just playing
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: like a card game. They're just like gathered in gestures
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: like slapping down a card game. Like It's not like
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: people think that, It's like they're just like in like
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: class as I'm.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Sure that should. I tell you that one of my
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: new favorite things to do is when we're I think
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: maybe I've said this already, but when I'm biking through
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: that Chinatown part of the bike from Dunbow, when they
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: the people come out into the bike lane to wait
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: for the light, they don't stand on the sidewalk on
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: the right, and if they're in the bike lane, yeah,
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: all all be approaching them, and I'll start ringing the
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: bell on the bike as loud as I can, and
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: as I get closer, I start screaming at them. Watch
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: watch watch Have I told you?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm screaming exactly. That's what I do.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: I sound exactly like that, and the other Normally they
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: hear me from a distance and they go back to
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: the they go back to the sidewalk. But the other
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: day this woman couldn't pinpoint, for whatever reason, where the
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: sound was coming from. Yeah, she's looking around, and I'm
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: getting closer and closer. I got to about ten feet.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: I slowed down, but I didn't quiet my volume. Yeah,
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: I didn't quiet my volume. And she turned and finally
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: saw me, and she went like that, she made that sound.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: I almost started laughing.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Christie. Right where the Brooklyn Bridge where you like going
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: a downslope to get onto the Manhattan Bridge.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Right after right, I was coming from the Manhattan Bridge
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: up towards Uh.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they always that right by the pop Eyes. Yeah,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: across across the pop.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: I wish you could have bottled this fucking sound she
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: made the bike.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: I haven't been on the bike much lately, I hid.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: I have been on it like twice probably in the
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: last month. It's just it's a risky game. You're rolling
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: the dice on those things.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Why, I don't know, just are you saying, but like
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: what risks are you talking about? The like traffic or
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: pedestrians other bikers.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: For me, it's all the cars and bother me at all.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: It's all the pedestrians and the other bikers. It's just
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: like I feel like I'm just waiting for the day
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: where I just roll through a family like a stroller.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: I just hit a stroller head on.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Babies flying everywhere that that is totally possible.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I hate to say it. I mean.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: About it in a special He's like, why do babies?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: It was so funny. Yeah, the first ones there are
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: like men in medieval England who had to walk closer
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: to the street because people would empty their chamber pots
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: and the women would stay close to the wall because
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: the sewage slash out on them. That was that was
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: what I always heard.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: I think that is what it was.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: It was. It was they would protect the women from
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: the splashing from the street like carriages that would go by.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: But also people would just dump their fucking toilets out
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: their windows onto the street, and if you were closer
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: to the wall, you were less likely to get hit
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: than if you were, you know, three or four feet
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: away from it. Yeah, it makes sense walking down the
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: street of New York. Yeah, dressed in your I don't
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: know your best patriots windbreaker. Yeah, you know, just like
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: a special outfit you picked out, you filmed yourself twice,
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: went back, switched some things up, WildFly hat, Patriots, windbreaker,
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: the absolute go to Chino pants and you're walking down
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: and all of a sudden you get a full bucket
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: of human ship and piss all over you.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: You know, it would be not happy at all.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Do you guys think that that was as frequent and
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: occurrence as people make it seem, because that's human decency
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: at a level where it's not like it's a brand
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: new thing. Like not throwing a bucket of shit on
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: people is like that's tale as old as time, Like
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: that's like when humans were invented. That was probably one
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: of the first things people realized. That's like, you cannot
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: throw a bucket of shit on people.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: I think that it was more common in bad neighborhoods.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: I feel, like, you know what I mean, the crowded
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: walking streets and all that. I think that's where that happened.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: And it's I think I do think it happened a
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: lot because the life expectancy at that time was like
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: forty eight years old.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, true.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Anyone who was in their fifties. It was like, yeah,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: how did he dodge that much dysentery?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: But I thought that the life expectancy was that low
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: because people there was a elevated infant mortality rate, like
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: you were geriatric at forty but you were just like
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: there was. The numbers were skewed because half of the
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: babies died.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: You're probably right, and that sounds like an incredibly say
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: insight that I had not considered.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not trying to throw shit on
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: your fucking on your walk.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, you're teaching us, and I need to
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: be better. I'm reading A Team of Rivals right now
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: by Doris Kurns Goodwin, which is about Lincoln and how
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: he hired basically all of his political rivals to fill
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: out his cabinet. And there's this one guy. I thought,
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: the fuck. I think it's I can't remember quite his name.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: I'm not far into the book. This dude, it's whatever.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: It's like eighteen thirties or something like that. He had
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: three wives and all of them died, and they died
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: like a year into.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: His marriage any at the same time.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: No, and then he'd get me, then that one would
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: die like a year in and then he'd be like heartbroken,
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: and they'd pick himself back together, find a new woman
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: and marrier, and she'd die.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Wife, I mean jokes on her, you know what I mean?
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: She died. They all died. And then he was like,
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: all right, fuck it. Clearly women aren't strong enough to live,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: so I'm not going to try this anymore. And he
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: had a lot of kids that died. I mean, it's insane.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: Is he killing them?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: No, we don't know this.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: One of them died in child complications of childbirth. Back then,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: it was like, if anything went wrong in childbirth, you're gone. Yeah.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it had to be a pretty flawless birth.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's terrifying. You're on a Lincoln Caick.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: I knew that this was a book that was sort
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: of in the pantheon of great American novel nonfiction, so
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I just decided to tackle it. It's another like nine
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: hundred pa o, Jesus, you're reading that on paper? Are
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: you listening to it? I don't listen to books.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: You don't listen.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: There's a childish way to go about books.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: I just don't.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: I can't focus as much.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: And you could be getting so good at video games.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Though in this time that you're spending nine hundred pages
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: on the book.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: I'm dangerous at this point.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: I'm a problem.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Because you haven't been doing shit.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: I played counter Strike last night with Nick and Rudy
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: and Maresh. I'm special. I barely have played counter Strike.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: I mean I'm dropping three pieces left and right, just
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: fully spinning, and they right, No, I don't think they
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: play it at all. Okay, we were on the same
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: team though, got it, got.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: It, got it. But you guys are dumbian people.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Oh frying them really well. We only played two games.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: We won one, we lost one, so I guess now
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: rate still good. Though games are long as ship though
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: they're like an hour long.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Probably who are the other best? Like ranked them as
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: as far as you's good and who's not?
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: It was kind of hard to tell because like, like
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: Rudy sucked the first game, and then he kind of
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: carried us game.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Too, because he probably had an aim bot on.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: He probably flipped on his ambod.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Classic Rudy, classic Ruddy behavior. That's nice that you're getting
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: some w's though it was fun as hell, and being
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: better at them, well, I've just been in the range.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: Fire and practice makes perfect. Been in those workshop maps
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: grinding my ass.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Francis, would you go to a gun range I have recently,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: many years ago?
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Would you shoot? What didn't I shoot?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Did you break one hundred? One hundred?
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: What damage.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Par Because my question is that or my curiosity lies
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: in the fact that I could see you being technically
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: a fine marksman but morally opposed to the firearm.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Look, I don't really have a problem with guns, If
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: I'm honest, I you know I don't. I don't love
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: shooting them, mainly because they're so loud and my ears
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: are just I'm at a point in life I've mentioned
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: this where I feel like I have to protect my hearing,
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: but I guess you can wear the Have you been shooting.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Guns without the hearing things?
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Just on New Year's.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: I've never even heard what a gun sounds like outside
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: I've done some shooting of clays where the tiny, little
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: meaningless plugs in or whatever.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah much, Because if I, I mean if I shot
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: without those fucking overtier things, I think my ear drums
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: would just explode.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be shouting your comedy.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were in when I was in Phoenix. We
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: were shooting next to a dude with a sawed off AK.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Every time you shot it, it was like the loudest noise
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: I've ever heard.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Assault rifles are outrageously loud. Yeah, and it's hard to
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: believe because you look at that and you're like, well,
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: that's a really modern looking gun that looks like you. No,
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: an AK is made out of banana peels and fucking
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: yeah whatever, But an AR fifteen is looks really high
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: tech and yet it's thunderous.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that's how most people die burst ear drums.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Really, they don't even get hit. They just they before
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: the bullet.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Hits them from hearing the gun. God, hearing a gun
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: at close range is actually the most deadly thing.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Though they are loud as shit, it's not what it's
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: it's more of like.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: A that's pretty good.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, from like a distance, that's what it sounds.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: There was a guy when I went I went to
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: a gun rage. Did you go in Nashville?
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: No, that's what I've been in Denver, in Phoenix.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: I went to one in Nashville. It's called the Armory,
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: and they had pretty much whatever anything you wanted to shoot.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: We did, and Uh, the guy's next to us got
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: one of those pistols like the one that the guy
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: has in the Walking Dead, like a revolver. I mean,
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: it's oh like the yeah, the one that Smith guy
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: shoots the fucking watermelons with five hundred, And they were
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: shooting it next to us and it was genuinely obnoxious.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm sure it was obnoxious of them. Have to
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: have done that.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: I've had that thought every time I've gone to a
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: gun range. I been the person next have been like
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: this is they're just pissing me off. Yeah, they're lucky
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: they don't catch austray.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Oh no, a ricochet. It hit the paper and bounced
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: right back at him.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: That's what's scary about gun ranges to me. It's like
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you really are just like trusting not only yourself, but
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: like everybody down the line that nobody's about to go post.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: You're kind of trusting the dude that is sitting in
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: the chair. Like his job, I'm pretty sure is to
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: just have like one hand on the holster at all times.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: And just like, yeah, getting in.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Case someone in case someone starts going a wall.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Have you seen that security footage of those two guys
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: that are goofing around and I think they and they
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: look like they're Indian or Arab or something like. That's
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: pretty grainy footage, but they start like jokingly putting the
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: gun to each other's head and that guy runs over
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: and stops them.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Now I'm not I want to putting the gun to
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: your head at the range there.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: That might that my top fake drowning at the pool,
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: gone to the head at the range.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: They do some time for it. Can you do time
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: for that?
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I guess definitely.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you do time, but you're definitely
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: never being allowed in a range if.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: You point If you point it at someone, you could
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: probably do time.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Definitely straight to jail.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you fake drown at the at.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: The pool, I've got to get shot when I have
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: a sight.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, how often are you gonna have a sight?
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Hopefully always you're.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Gonna be laying on the roof of fucking some house
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: you cleared In Jolalabad.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: I shot a nine millimeter glock from probably like twenty
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: feet away, probably from like here to those books, so
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: what twenty feet around that? And I missed probably every
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: shot by like like I could hit the target, but
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: like never could was never going where I was aiming it.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: And then I got like a rifle with like the
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: the red dot site. It just goes where you put
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: the red dot.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: What you're saying right now is the equivalent of a
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: girl being like, I'm so good at bowling when I first.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, dude, golf the red golf.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: I dude, you put it back. You put it back
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: three hundred feet. It's just hitting the exact.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Spot that you lay it on.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: But that's the point.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: But like I mean, I I'm just saying, iron sights
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: are way.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Harder to use.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Sorry, if that's a little bit it might be too uh.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Technical, technical, too esoteric. When you use the dot, it
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: goes in that direct shy.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: To dumb it down for you boys.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: As much as I killed, I think that you're just
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: marveling at the technology.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm a tech guy.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah you guys, you are your guy. I give you that.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: I would get one shitty gun and then just get
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: like flash lights, lasers, sights, drummag I want a pistol
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: with a drum. That's my goal.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Here is the type of guy, here's the type of
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: guy who, if he had a flashlight, would enter a
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: room holding it list.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Oh absolutely, yeah, laid in one hand.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: You know, the natural progression for gear guys is getting
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: a bunch of cars.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: I feel like it's cars or guns, and I don't
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: really think I'm gonna get either. To be honest, I
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: would definitely get a gun if I lived in the suburbs.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: What kind?
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Probably just a pistol or maybe a wage.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: So just like for protection because you're scared, Yeah, of
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: the suburbs.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why I'm I get so scared why?
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Every time I hear something like when I go home,
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: if I hear something, dude, I can't move. I'm frozen
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: in my bed and I'm family. Is anyone downs what's
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: going on downstairs?
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Because you think what's happening someone's breaking in? Yeah, no
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: one's breaking in. And you're the man of the house.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Dude, in the suburbs, you have a sister.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: That's where Bradon has a heart heart problem. You have
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: to be the protector. You can't be scared.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: Well, my dad got work done so he doesn't have
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: a heart problem anymore.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Got his valves open. Where's your doctor?
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: My God, your valves look incredible.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: He had work on his heart, a stent, have a
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: stent put in?
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: Now hit a double bypass?
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Wow yeah wow.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Uh but like you have to be the brave one.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: You realize that, right, I.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Don't live there.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're saying you go home and you're like
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: texting everybody, like hiding under your blankets.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: I got a bb gun at home.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: I know. Frank just fucking attacked a guy who broke
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: into his house. You ran on the block next to him,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: ass naked.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: I would be running on the block ass naked if
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: I had a strap.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, you see what I'm working with here.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: You better run.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah him, I'm gonna come fuck you hard, penis at him.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Bend over, make that we can do this the easy way.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Of the hard little reverse dermatologists.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: It is interesting. I was thinking about that. I have
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: had the experience of confronting someone who was in my
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: home in the middle of the night, and I remember
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: just being more annoyed than scared, if that makes sense.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see that, But I I like.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Jack, dudes aren't breaking into places. It's like dudes who
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: are one hundred pounds.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and between the events that have guns.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: No, they're not. They don't. If you if you're breaking
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: in someone to someone's house, you don't have a gun.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: You're poor and you're like doing like break and entry.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: But what if you do like a little rev share
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Like but if you're.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: Like, I'll give you five percent of the earnings if
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: you let me use your gun.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: This is not happening. You're living in like Joe Burrow's house,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian's house. If you have like justin Bieber, like jewelry,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: safe and shit like that. Like, no one's coming in
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: and breaking into your house. Now, that's not happening. That's
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: not how these work. They're like it's a better proposition
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: for them to like steal the like covering of your
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: air conditioner outside and use it for scrap metal.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Brother, my gpu is enough for someone to come in
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: and break in.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: They broke into your apartment, Yeah.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: They couldn't think they want those monitors.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Your stre should be more worried about that than doing
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: a pull up on the fucking fire escape outside and
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: fucking climbing the.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Fire escape is a problem. I'm gonna get some get
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: some barbed.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Wire on that.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: An electric fence where do you order barbed wire from
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: or do you have to make it yourself. I feel
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: like that's one you definitely got to just make from scratch.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: No, you could get barbed wire.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: You think they're selling it like that just on an Amazon.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: You can buy it from I bet you could buy
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: a barbed wire from home depot.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna buy ten miles of barbed wire.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: You should just put a big, big curled nest of
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: it right on that landing and then people there will
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: be a fire and people will be like, my child
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: is disfigured because we were running away and the freak
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: on the first floor has barbed wire created a do
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: not pass situation. There was also broken glass, and then
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: he told us it was so pigeons when land and
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: poop everywhere.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: What do you think would happen? Like, how long do
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: you think it would take? What do you think would happened?
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Because we had this conversation for all this barbed wire?
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: How many yards?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Eight yards?
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: It's way more than I need. That's perfect barbed wire.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Fuck you up.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: You should order it and see if the Amazon delivery
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: guy steals it. Imagine him like I'm trying to rip
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: over a package and he just gets his hand shredded
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: the bar.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good idea.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: And then you just that's how you find the thief.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, barbed wire?
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, what are you saying, my brother?
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Do you think it would go down first?
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: Remember we talked about a while ago that I said
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: I was gonna put a ring camera up on my balcony.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't do it, by the way.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: No, no I'm not, but I was. I was gonna say,
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: what do you think would happen for what do you think?
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: What do you think I would get requested to remove first?
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: That? Or the barbed wire? I'm like, are you for
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: real with that question?
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: As I was as I was saying or the barbed wire,
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: I was like, this is a dumb ass question.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's we're not even answering it.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: Which one do you think is gonna get taken down first?
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: The microscopic camera, yeah, or the barbed wire hanging from
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: the first floor.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: That fully fire code, dude. The reason I wouldn't tell
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: you to get I would tell you not to get
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: a ring camera is because I got one for my
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: permanent residence up state in the woods. Yeah. Yeah, I
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: got one, and I get notifications now all the time, constantly,
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: and I have to look, and it's just made me
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: hyper paranoid about who's going in and out of my home. Yeah,
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: because like the cleaning ladies go and I rent it,
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: and there's renters. But like you know, I don't want
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: to look and see.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: You don't want to contribute to the surveillance state that
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: we're gonna know nineteen eighty four ourselves into exactly now,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: because now if something happens, the police can subpoena that
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: and now, ba, you've been a conduit to their in
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: f in front of our First Amendment rights.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: That's the exact entire time, Oh quick thing for anyone
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: out there. I'm considering converting my home into an LLC.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: If there are any real estate attorneys that have an
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: idea of how to do that, please your permanent residence
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: shoot me a message, yeah, because it would protect me.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: I think would protect me against liability, meaning like if
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: I have renters insurance up there. But if if let's
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: say that someone who's renting my place gets injured on there,
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: if I have it as an LLC, then I think
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: they could only come after it.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: It can only come whatever I've got yeah.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, you write your home out.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh that's exactly how that works.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can come after your company, right, and they
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: can't come after Frank.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: No, I hope not.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: You should put it under Frank the Tank's name. Yeah.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good idea. And also it would just
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: make like the filing of the taxes on the rental
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: income and all that stuff and tracking of expenses far easier.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I think so has the running market.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: It's been good. Yeah, I've got a big I got
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: some chunky ones coming which I'm really excited about, like
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: a an eight night er, a four nighter, and uh,
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: it just makes me happy because then it means that
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: my care for those like months is nothing.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, h how many days to cover a mortgage payment?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna rent it.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: I mean I need to Basically, I think I need
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: to rent my I did the math. I need to
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: rent my place.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna rent it.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: It would be great under a fake name. I would
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: love that.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: You probably could stay there for free if you just
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: ask him.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: I know he does. That's not the way he rolled.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: But it would be hilarious if I rolled up.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: It's just like jerking off into his rain camera. Yeah,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: he has to look.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: Just walking around shirtless with his fucking head rounded hips
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: out of frame, my big hips. I think I need
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: to rent for like forty or fifty nights of the
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: year or something to cover like pretty much everything. I
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: won't get all the way there, but i'll have all
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: have made sizable in roads.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: What are you renting on if you don't mind asking.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: It's just your platform run by the the property basically
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: like they run it.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Can we find it on verbo or Airbnb?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's exclusive, very exclusive, hard to get.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Let's stop. Let's stop getting warmer here. Let's cool off
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: a little on this self dos that I'm doing.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: You're gonna be booked up for years. Well, imagine you
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: wake up tomorrow and it's your place is booked for
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: the next two years straight.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Francis Cottage. Yeah, I mean that's basically Riggs his whole idea,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Just buy a place, make it so public that he
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: owns it, that people are buying, are renting it for
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: the novelty of being like, oh, this is where Riggs play. Yeah,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: you know, Riggs is going to town there. I wonder
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: how often he's running his shit out Oh.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Speaking of Riggs, I'm going to be in Phoenix this
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: weekend the Tempe Improv. Are you looking with him a
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: couple of nights? No, but he's out there. I think
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna hit him up and let him know, so
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: come to that please. I'd love to see you guys there.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: Tickets at Punch Up Dot Live Slash for instance. Else
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: then I'm on to Phoenix, excuse me, Philly in San
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Diego and Austin and Boston, hope you see you there.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be in Milwaukee this weekend also at the Improv.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: Nice and we'll be in touch.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Should we talk a little ball, should we.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: Ever manage, we'll have the managers of the clubs reach
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: out to each other.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Seat of a zoom. Okay, that's fun with me. Uh,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: did you guys watch some ball?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: I did?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I watched. I watched a lot of ball.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: I watched every game, every game, yeah, pretty much. The
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: one game that I didn't really get a lot of
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: a lot of was the Giants Commander's game. I watched
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: some of that game, I didn't see.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Much of it.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: I watched some of that game as well.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: I watched that. I watched Uh, Obviously the Bill's Ravens
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: was incredible. Game of the year. I would say, shut
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: it down.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Giants suck ass.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Definitely beat that snows of an Eagles game on Thursday.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Snoring.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Why you're coming at me like that's like something I
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: did because.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: Your team plays a boring style?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: What's what does style matter when you get to put
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: a banner up over your your stadium, when you get
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: to raise a trophy.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Overpaid for that banner. Who do you think is the
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: most fun team to watch?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Bucks?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, you've been sucking off the Bengals for it.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: They had seven yards of offense in the second half.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: You said Joe Burrow is your top quarterback.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: He twenty, he's looking to win games this year.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Same with the Eagles. Literally the argument I just made
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: the exact argument that I just made.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the I don't know the cow, but the
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: Eagles suck, dude.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: The era of the boring winner is in. Scottie Scheffler
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: has popularized that you I would argue Jo djok Center
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: is pretty boring too, but Alkaz is not boring.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Oh I meant, I don't mean, I meant the basketball
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: player j oh.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking of Djokovic.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Djokovic, they're both boring.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Kalen, this is an era boring winners.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's out the window.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: Bro, flashiness is gone. It's over.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: It's over unless you're Baker Mayfield on the box.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he threw a seed.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: To That was the best throw I've ever seen.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I drafted him in that fantasy league, So I mean,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I feel like I've been ground floor in Agbuka.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: I have him in my fan in our fantasy league. No, brother,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: now I have Joe, No, I have Baker Mayfield.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: I'm talking Buca.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: Oh I thought roan Or, I thought I thought mok had.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: How did you confuse egg Buka with anybody at all?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: I thought he was talking about Baker Mayfield.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: And we're me and Runner in two leagues together.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: We're in the league with Frank at Tank and Moock
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: coach Larry's league, a special needs league that's all special needs. Actually,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: you could have been in that one. It's probably like
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: lower stakes.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: I don't you know, high steaks?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, higher stakes.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: My team's better in it. So I'm gonna start going, Yeah,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: that's my.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: And I'm only gonna care about I have enough variance
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: on all the teams that.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: I was predicted to lose every fantasy match this.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Week, And how many did you win?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 8: Four?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Wow? Well not yet. I actually think I've won two
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: so far.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: My defense needs six points, which is kind of risk
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: going against Ben Johnson and that new offense.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: I'm scared. That is a bit. I'm frightened.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: I guess I'll just go out and say, Chargers money
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: line snipe forty nine Ers money line snipe.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Ravens going to punch the biggest silver in the in
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: the mouth.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Snipe snipe City.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: I was very disappointed with was the Panthers.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: What happened? They happen.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: We just start. We tried to buy in, We tried
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: to buy early, and the fucking fruit wasn't ripe yet.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: But I bought in so much at the half of
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: halfway through last season and then they just it looks
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: like they just forgot everything from that. I'm just happy
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: to see yup.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Again in Well. I mean, Bryce Young is the size
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: of a dude that would break in his own house.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: I know, really small he is.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: He's like small, He's tiny. Do you see what Kyler
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Murray was wearing yesterday?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those jeans.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: He looked like a domohasse.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: I know, did you see he wore like, uh, like
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: the Janko or what are they called Jankos?
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  Speaker 3: Not Janco's but.
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  Speaker 4: George, They're like they they stop like here Capris, he
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  Speaker 4: Capriz but his legs are like two and a half
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  Speaker 4: feet long.
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  Speaker 3: Ye.
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  Speaker 4: It looked like he was just wearing pants that were
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  Speaker 4: too small for him.
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  Speaker 1: Are you post sneaker?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: No? I was wearing sneakers of our last episode.
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  Speaker 4: People are starting to think might have moved on from
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: the sneaker.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm just throwing shit on these days.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: I don't really know who I am anymore.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I think what I'm manifesting for you
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: is that you buy yourself another Rolex.
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  Speaker 3: Mm why would I do that to have more Rolelexes?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: I don't really know that I need another Rolex need.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: I mean when we're talking about clothing, like, what is
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: a need?
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  Speaker 4: Who's never needed to roll Exes?
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to uh live within my means and really
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: just become a little bit simpler in my life.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Rolex is simple.
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  Speaker 3: What I've learned is that material goods do not make
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: me happy. It's a very fleeting feeling of satisfaction.
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  Speaker 4: What if we were to.
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  Speaker 3: You know what makes me happy watching my money grow? Well,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Rolexes are an investment.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: It is intent in your happiness.
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  Speaker 3: Yea. They're an investment if you sell them someday, and
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  Speaker 3: nobody ever seems to unless they've gone on hard times.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Louis has a great bit of it.
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  Speaker 3: I would sell a Rolex if I had developed a
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: humongous addiction, you know what I mean. And then it's like, boy,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: good thing I bought that X. When I did, I.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Could sell it below market value.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Louis had that.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: Louis had a bit in his like that's that leaked
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: set that he did when he was was like for
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: he got in trouble and he was talking about the goal.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: He's like, I have a gold watch. He's like, I
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: tried to sell it. He's like, you can't even sell
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: a gold watch because they know you're fucked. He's like,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: he's like the guy, he's like, just five dollars work,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: and he's like, yeah, that's fine.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, if you go to a pawn shop,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: something horrible has happened in your life, like my child
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: has been kidnapped.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, especially if you're pawning things that you bought rather
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: than like something you fat like something that you like acquired.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Fund I mentally don't understand pawn shops. So, like, when
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: you sell something to a pawn shop, are you locking
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: in that price with the hopes that you're going to
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: be able to get it back or as soon as
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: you come back to the pawn shop? Are they in theory? Oh?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: No, that's that's the difference between I think pawning and selling.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: If you pawn something, you're pretty much loaning it to them,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: aren't you for money?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Oh? Then I'm not going to weigh in because I
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: didn't think that was part of the equation at all.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: I thought you sold something to a pawn shop. Oh,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: then it was theirs to sell. I think there's Yeah,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: so it's like consignment Yeah, okay, something like that in
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: what's it called in?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: I guess I've seen a bunch of shit. Yeah, and
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: uncut gems. Yeah, he gets he gives them, he gives
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: them the Kevin Garnett ring. Yeah, and he's like, I'll
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: be back for this, but he key gives it to
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: them as like collateral.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, I love. There's a great show. I really like
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: where there's this guy and women come into you know,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: his pawn shop and stuff, and he never gives them
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: the deal they want, and so they have sex with
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: him on camera and holy ship, yeah to Sweetened the
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Pot show. Yeah what was that called? Friends? You're talking about?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: Pond stars.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what the name of this is,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: but you can find it on a website where you
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: have to click out of some ads.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Which a short it does short series like a show.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: I mean I never watched a full episode. I'm not
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: gonna lie.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Finish at the end. Yeah, you never know, did you watch?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: It always starts with this weird disclaimer this question too
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: that I'm annoyed of answering, which is tired of jerking
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: off alive?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah classic?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Are they still asking that they are?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: They're asking? I'm like, no, I have made this. No,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm here. Yeah all right, okay, all right,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: we will see you guys on Thursday. Perfect. Oh, thank
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: you for listening. Goodbye.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: I got a paste like a like a dog.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Was on.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: Steve still underground, so unked to you.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Game a round.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 7: one way. Day en f was.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: So so?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 7: Then you leave something. No, I'm coming. I'm was on
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 7: a phone in love. I was only your phone long
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: I was on your phone in one way. I was
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: on your phone long stream. Don't contam falling one way.
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  Speaker 7: See just a just a the bas fast goal paper,
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  Speaker 7: the call.
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  Speaker 1: It just a not real.
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  Speaker 7: Take the head of.
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  Speaker 1: Du guess.
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  Speaker 7: The's jui.
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